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            <text>D'Acquisto elected new SWEA state president</text>
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            <text>&#13;
by Jon&#13;
Hearron&#13;
Editor·in·Chief&#13;
Dude,party at Parkside&#13;
-  bring the&#13;
Miller&#13;
EdItor's Note:  This  article&#13;
llJIpe&amp;red&#13;
In&#13;
the April&#13;
6,&#13;
1989,&#13;
lis••&#13;
of&#13;
the Badger  Herald,&#13;
one&#13;
01&#13;
UW·Madison's two stu.&#13;
dent&#13;
newspapers.&#13;
by John Zipperer&#13;
Ba~ger Herald&#13;
As&#13;
if&#13;
the world needed&#13;
a&#13;
demonstrationof Why some&#13;
POOpledon't go to UW-Madi-&#13;
son,&#13;
students  at  Parkside&#13;
haveopened therr mouths  and&#13;
Screamedtheir ignorance  for ~&#13;
lherest of us to witness.&#13;
Thts past  week  the  Park.&#13;
~ide Student  Government&#13;
Issued&#13;
a press release  prais-&#13;
Ing Mlller BreWing'  compa-&#13;
?Y',~&#13;
recent  "Spring  Break&#13;
89&#13;
ad Campaign. Surely  you&#13;
remember that  ad.&#13;
It&#13;
.fea-&#13;
luredhalf-naked women,  jun.&#13;
lor·high school  attempts   at&#13;
sexualhumor (how to tell if a&#13;
man Is well.endowed,   etc.J,&#13;
and tips on how  to  ..scam&#13;
babes."&#13;
It&#13;
created   sueh  a&#13;
~ror on the Madison  campus&#13;
wt&#13;
t&#13;
Mmer killed  the nation-&#13;
de campaign  and  publicly&#13;
~POloglzed. The   Wisconsin&#13;
tudent Association  waged  a&#13;
~InI'boYcott of  Miller,  'and&#13;
n&#13;
realened  to  boycott   the&#13;
I&#13;
ewsPaper that  ran  the  of·&#13;
endingad.   •&#13;
altPologies and excuses  flew&#13;
overthe place  and every-&#13;
:e reaffirmed their commit.&#13;
in&#13;
~t to Work against  sexism&#13;
10 e future. WSA went back&#13;
l1UzZllngMiller Lite.&#13;
'!'hen the  student   govern.&#13;
ment  of  Parkside   climbed&#13;
back-&#13;
from  over the edge of&#13;
the earth  where  it had disap-&#13;
peared  many  years  ago. And&#13;
what  deep,  sensitive  state-&#13;
ment  dldUW-P   make  as its&#13;
coming-out speech?&#13;
., [We]  would  like  to com-&#13;
mend Miller Brewing compa-&#13;
. ny on their  Spring  Break&#13;
'89&#13;
ad&#13;
campaign.  We found  it&#13;
humorous and interesting."&#13;
According   to  Jay  Lewan-&#13;
dowskl,  president   of UW-P's&#13;
student&#13;
government,&#13;
the&#13;
press  release  was issued by&#13;
him and approved  by the rest&#13;
of  his  student  g~vernment.&#13;
With&#13;
that many mmds work-&#13;
ing on&#13;
it,&#13;
it is astonishing hoW&#13;
little  intelligence  was trans-&#13;
ferred to paper.&#13;
•&#13;
After  stating  that  'w.e, be-&#13;
l'&#13;
eve that  United  CouncIl s ...&#13;
;nd  the UW-Madison  Student&#13;
. tlon's&#13;
condemnatlOn&#13;
ASSOCla&#13;
f the advertisement  was way&#13;
o&#13;
I'"&#13;
the statement  be-&#13;
out of me,    .&#13;
t&#13;
h'l&#13;
ious·&#13;
downngh&#13;
I ar    .&#13;
~.~es believe  that  everytone&#13;
has the ri~~~:o ~r~~;h:i::~&#13;
er  they&#13;
aranteed&#13;
time. This right Is&#13;
gu&#13;
dment&#13;
b  the.(&#13;
sic&#13;
J&#13;
fIrst amen ..&#13;
r&#13;
the U.S. Constitution.   .&#13;
o&#13;
L wandowskl  If he&#13;
I&#13;
asked   e·   t that clafm.&#13;
was serious abou&#13;
I&#13;
told him&#13;
He  said  he was.&#13;
t did&#13;
tl:1at the First  Amend~e~t   all&#13;
not  protect  all sP::~t  did. I&#13;
ti~es.  He.tsa~fctX,t. He's  as.&#13;
saId  no  I,&#13;
at  UW-Madl-&#13;
parkside.,  I ~ a coincidence.&#13;
son. Tha&#13;
f&#13;
t ~"sday    night,  the&#13;
As  0&#13;
had   not&#13;
U}V-P ~ crusaders&#13;
new&#13;
SWEA state president&#13;
tremendous    success   and&#13;
brought  Parkside   state.level&#13;
recognition.&#13;
As state  president,  D'Ac.&#13;
quisto is looking to&#13;
buuc  upon&#13;
the&#13;
existing&#13;
foundation   of&#13;
SWEA member  universities&#13;
and colleges across the state.&#13;
The  more  members  there&#13;
are, the more people that&#13;
wUJ&#13;
benefit.&#13;
"I&#13;
think this is such&#13;
an&#13;
excellent   group   (for&#13;
education  majors).&#13;
It&#13;
Is so&#13;
beneficial   for   individuals&#13;
going into  this profession,"&#13;
said D'Acqulsto.&#13;
heard from Miller, or anyone&#13;
else for that matter.&#13;
I&#13;
was the&#13;
first  person  to  call  them&#13;
about it.&#13;
Given the general  lack of&#13;
Interest  in UW-P and what Its&#13;
student representatives  have&#13;
to  say,  one  must  ask why&#13;
they even bothered to ls~ue&#13;
the press release&#13;
in&#13;
the first&#13;
place. Lewandowski said hiS&#13;
campus'  paper  has not cov·&#13;
ered&#13;
it.&#13;
It&#13;
was not even&#13;
an&#13;
issue  on  their  campus.&#13;
In&#13;
fact  the issue did not&#13;
in&#13;
any&#13;
way'  affect  Parkside&#13;
until&#13;
they opened their mouths and&#13;
reminded&#13;
all&#13;
of us why they&#13;
should keep them shut.&#13;
What&#13;
a&#13;
brave mIssion&#13;
UW·&#13;
P&#13;
has chosen for itself. Some&#13;
schools  dedicate  themselves&#13;
to  eradicating  racism  and&#13;
. m  of pushing Intellectu-&#13;
seXIS ,&#13;
finin&#13;
the&#13;
al curiosity and re  ~ugh&#13;
students  who pass&#13;
them.  UW_Pllrkslde has dedi·&#13;
See Brew,&#13;
page&#13;
3&#13;
magazines  and&#13;
group.&#13;
a  support&#13;
pollUcs,  playing&#13;
wtth&#13;
them.&#13;
...Iocklng horns with the big.&#13;
shots."&#13;
Of  Parkslde,&#13;
0'&#13;
Acqulsto&#13;
has&#13;
a great  deal  of pral e.&#13;
She believes that Parksld   of'&#13;
fers&#13;
education students&#13;
more&#13;
than&#13;
many of the larger&#13;
tnsu-&#13;
tutions  while  not  recetvtng&#13;
the&#13;
recognition&#13;
It&#13;
deserves.&#13;
In&#13;
addition, she&#13;
will&#13;
serve&#13;
as a voting member on the&#13;
Wisconsin Education&#13;
Assccta,&#13;
tlon's&#13;
board of directors. The&#13;
Wisconsin Education Assc. is&#13;
the  parent  organization&#13;
of&#13;
SWEA and&#13;
Is&#13;
affiliated  with&#13;
the  National  Education&#13;
As.&#13;
sociation (which is the largest&#13;
lobbying  organization  In the&#13;
country).&#13;
D'Acquisto is looking for-&#13;
ward to both graduating  from&#13;
Parkslde  this May and taking&#13;
on  the  responsiblllties&#13;
and&#13;
challenges of state president.&#13;
"It'll&#13;
be&#13;
rantasttc . and an&#13;
in.&#13;
credible  experience."&#13;
corn-&#13;
mented&#13;
D'Acquisto,&#13;
"I&#13;
like&#13;
-&#13;
"...·.....·6J·, ...I~~I..~'A.., ..&#13;
,.'.I..&#13;
Lewandowski's  memo is&#13;
source of controversy&#13;
"What   I'm   really   thrilled&#13;
about&#13;
is&#13;
that  Parkslde&#13;
is&#13;
being put on the map ...people&#13;
are&#13;
golng&#13;
to&#13;
see  that  we're&#13;
not ju t a pup unlverslty  In&#13;
the comer or the&#13;
state&#13;
At thla&#13;
school.&#13;
we're&#13;
not&#13;
a&#13;
num&#13;
T~&#13;
we're&#13;
a person:'&#13;
sa1d&#13;
O'Ac~&#13;
qutsto.  "Parksld   19 turning&#13;
out quality stud&#13;
nta."&#13;
We believe that t;nlted  Coun.&#13;
ell's condemnation  of this&#13;
ad&#13;
vert1se.ment&#13;
11&#13;
an&#13;
lnfrtnge.&#13;
ment of your  rlgh&#13;
to&#13;
rre&#13;
dom or the pre ...  We do how.&#13;
ever&#13;
agree&#13;
lhat&#13;
80m    or  the&#13;
material may&#13;
have&#13;
be&#13;
n  on-&#13;
strued&#13;
sa&#13;
sexist  and  orren.&#13;
stve,&#13;
but,&#13;
t.hia&#13;
does not give&#13;
them or&#13;
anycne   the&#13;
right  to&#13;
Infringe  on your  rreedom  Of&#13;
thepre   .&#13;
At this Ume&#13;
I&#13;
would Uk  to&#13;
condemn the acUona taken&#13;
by&#13;
the   nlted  CouncU and  th&#13;
UW·.ladlson   tUd nt Associ •&#13;
Uon&#13;
as&#13;
a blatant  vlolatlon of&#13;
the  first  amendm  nt of th&#13;
II.S. ConsUtuUon&#13;
ce, United Council&#13;
Stud nt Govemm  nt PreaI.&#13;
dents&#13;
ChanceUor  bella Kaptan&#13;
UW·MadJaon   tud nt&#13;
soc1ation&#13;
Badger&#13;
H&#13;
rald&#13;
'.'ladison&#13;
CardJnal&#13;
parkslde'a not-too- long-ago&#13;
defunctand recently&#13;
revital-&#13;
;zed&#13;
Student&#13;
Wisconsin&#13;
Education&#13;
Association&#13;
(SWEA)has  given  rise  to&#13;
SWEA's&#13;
newly&#13;
elected  state&#13;
president,&#13;
Dawn&#13;
D'Acqulsto.&#13;
She&#13;
willassume her new&#13;
r-e-&#13;
SJIllIISibllltieson June&#13;
I, 1989.&#13;
In&#13;
Springof&#13;
1988&#13;
O'Acquisto&#13;
broughta  new  attitude   to&#13;
SWEA.O'Acquisto has seryed&#13;
on&#13;
thelocal level of SWEA as&#13;
presidentthroughout  the&#13;
1988-&#13;
89&#13;
academic year.  She organ-&#13;
ized&#13;
and&#13;
coordinated&#13;
a&#13;
state-&#13;
According  to  D'Acquisto,&#13;
Wideworkshop  that   has&#13;
SWEA  provides   excellent&#13;
hosted  .&#13;
by&#13;
Parkside.   The.&#13;
pre-professional   experience&#13;
educationworkshop&#13;
was   a&#13;
Dawn D'Acquisto&#13;
via  workshops,  pamphlets,&#13;
r',.,."'""""    , , ,.&#13;
.....&#13;
Inside •••&#13;
P...   2•••&#13;
......   Is&#13;
,..&#13;
'.... on   I'&#13;
to&#13;
.tull.n"&#13;
Pag.4.••&#13;
A&#13;
book&#13;
........&#13;
p...&#13;
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...&#13;
0.......&#13;
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hOllf?&#13;
1'8..&#13;
7_&#13;
.........    IpMSZ&#13;
Sparte&#13;
To: Miller Brewing Company&#13;
Advertising  Department&#13;
From:&#13;
Jay&#13;
Lewandowski.&#13;
President,   Parkslde   Student&#13;
Government&#13;
Association&#13;
Inc.&#13;
Re:  Spring Break  Advertise.&#13;
ment&#13;
As President  of the Student&#13;
Government   or  Parkslde&#13;
I&#13;
would like&#13;
to&#13;
commend _&#13;
{iller&#13;
Brewing  Company&#13;
on&#13;
theLr&#13;
. Spring  Break&#13;
'89&#13;
ad&#13;
cam-&#13;
paign.&#13;
We found It humorous&#13;
and Interesting.&#13;
I&#13;
would also&#13;
Uke to stale  that  we believe&#13;
that  United  CouncU Of Unl·&#13;
versity  Of Wisconsin  Student&#13;
Governments'   and  the  UW·&#13;
Madison  Student&#13;
Asaocla-&#13;
tlon's&#13;
condemnation&#13;
of&#13;
the ad·&#13;
vertisement&#13;
was&#13;
way out&#13;
of&#13;
Une. We believe  that  every-&#13;
one  has  the  right&#13;
to&#13;
print&#13;
whatever  they&#13;
want&#13;
at any&#13;
given time. This right&#13;
Is&#13;
guar.&#13;
anteed  by&#13;
this&#13;
first  amend-&#13;
ment of the U.S. ConstltuUon.&#13;
2&#13;
Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger&#13;
l&#13;
ourvmw&#13;
I&#13;
L..;...------&#13;
Where is the University's&#13;
responsibility to students?&#13;
Who's looking out for me?&#13;
I'd like to share  a real  life story  with you. This story&#13;
began over two months ago and has yet&#13;
to&#13;
reach an end.&#13;
Be forewarned:  It Is not a happy story;  It Is taking  place&#13;
right here, at Parkslde;  It should make.you  mad.&#13;
A young women living In the Res. Halls was attacked  by&#13;
her supposed  boyfriend.  an athlete  attending  Parkslde  on&#13;
scholarship.  This incident  took place  In February  of this&#13;
year. They had apparently  been seeing each other for&#13;
sev-&#13;
eral  weeks.  Though  It would be Inappropriate   and&#13;
frui-&#13;
tless to disclose the "cause"  of the assault, the effects are&#13;
plain for&#13;
all&#13;
to see.&#13;
The aftermath  of the assault was a broken nose, numer-&#13;
ous contusions, blood. and the memory of threats  to be&#13;
fulfilled.  Campus  pollee.  the  Kenosha  Sheriffs  Depart.&#13;
ment,&#13;
the Kenosha  Distrtct  Attorney's  office and the&#13;
Of-&#13;
flee of Student  Life were notified.  Crtmlnal  charges  are&#13;
being pressed.&#13;
A traumatic  and emotional  experience  has fallen vtctlm&#13;
to due process  under  the bureaucratic   way. Two months&#13;
after the incident  the outcome  of the case Is still pending.&#13;
All&#13;
the while&#13;
her assailant has remained at Parkside, par-&#13;
ttclpating  In athletics,  going to classes.  living In the apart-&#13;
ment upstairs from her.&#13;
What kind of educational  environment  has been created&#13;
in&#13;
which a man can attack  a woman and she must live&#13;
under his shadow for two months while proceedings pro-&#13;
ceed?  Who's protecting  who?  Where  Is the University's&#13;
sense of responsibility  to Its students?&#13;
by&#13;
Jun Hearrun&#13;
Nobody asked me, bot ...&#13;
Responsibilities, priorities -&#13;
which is more important?&#13;
by Jon Hearron&#13;
I&#13;
was once asked  which  Is&#13;
more  Important:   responsibil-&#13;
Ities or priorities.  Sounds like&#13;
a mind twister,&#13;
eh?&#13;
Well, my&#13;
response was&#13;
this: neither.&#13;
In&#13;
order  to be content  with&#13;
yourself,   the  two  must  be&#13;
equals.&#13;
If&#13;
you are responsible&#13;
for  certain   tssks   either  at&#13;
home or work, shouldn't  these&#13;
tasks also be your prtorltles?&#13;
Similarly,  lf a boyfriend/girl-&#13;
friend  becomes  a priority  In&#13;
you  life,  shouldn't  you  also&#13;
assume greater  responsibility&#13;
(and be accountable)  for ac-&#13;
tions that affect that person?&#13;
In&#13;
addition  to there  being&#13;
no difference  in the impor-&#13;
tance  of these  two elements,&#13;
It should also be pointed  out&#13;
that  many,&#13;
if&#13;
not most,  reo&#13;
sponslbllIties  as  weil  as&#13;
prt-&#13;
orltles  are chosen by the Indi-&#13;
vtdual him or herself.  Only In&#13;
rare  instances  does  anyone&#13;
other&#13;
than&#13;
yourself  select&#13;
your responsibilities&#13;
and&#13;
pri-&#13;
orities.&#13;
If&#13;
this&#13;
is&#13;
true,  then&#13;
why do so many not fulfill reo&#13;
sponslbllIties&#13;
they&#13;
have&#13;
chosen to take on and observe&#13;
the  accompanying   priorities&#13;
they've  set for themselves?&#13;
A large  part  of the&#13;
unlver-&#13;
slty  experience  Is taking  reo&#13;
sponslblllty&#13;
for    yourself.,&#13;
learning   to  pull  your  own&#13;
weight.  Be  that  as&#13;
It&#13;
may,&#13;
there seems&#13;
to&#13;
be&#13;
a&#13;
whole lot&#13;
of people that haven't  figured&#13;
that  out.  Everyone   likes  to&#13;
make decision/commitments;&#13;
how many are willing to bear&#13;
the responsibility  that  comes&#13;
with  such  decisions/ commlt-&#13;
ments?&#13;
...&#13;
UCcontinues fight to lower drinking age&#13;
~y&#13;
of  the   arguments&#13;
were  old news,  but  two new&#13;
points  have  surfaced   at  the&#13;
center  of this  perennial&#13;
con-&#13;
troversy;  the decline In drunk&#13;
driving  accidents,   and  the&#13;
potential  loss of federal  high.&#13;
way funds.&#13;
"The&#13;
drinking age&#13;
issue&#13;
has  gone  beyond  the&#13;
rights arguments  and become&#13;
a matter  of money,  pure  and&#13;
simple,"   said&#13;
Smith;&#13;
"If&#13;
that's  the case, then' let's  go    The other side of this issue,&#13;
find some money."&#13;
the  decrease&#13;
in&#13;
underage&#13;
The  money  he  Is  talking   drunk  driving  by&#13;
50%,&#13;
also&#13;
about  Is&#13;
$13.7&#13;
million  In fed- . came    under    heavy    fire.&#13;
About&#13;
600&#13;
people  flocked  to&#13;
the  state   capitol   Tuesday,&#13;
April&#13;
11,&#13;
to&#13;
debate&#13;
wiscon-&#13;
sin's&#13;
21&#13;
year old drinking  age,&#13;
according    to   Jim   Smith,&#13;
president   of United  Council.&#13;
llWe had a good balance  of&#13;
about&#13;
300&#13;
students,&#13;
200&#13;
Tav·&#13;
ern -' league  members,   and&#13;
about&#13;
100&#13;
MADD mothers  and&#13;
supports  of&#13;
21.&#13;
It was a great&#13;
turnout  for this&#13;
all&#13;
Important&#13;
first hearing.  The tremendous&#13;
student  turnout   was  testi-&#13;
mony to the strong,  organized&#13;
opposition we have to&#13;
21."&#13;
eral  highway  aid  that  would&#13;
be withheld&#13;
If&#13;
Wlsconslnre-&#13;
turned  Its drinking  age&#13;
to&#13;
19.&#13;
"How  long  Is the  Wisconsin&#13;
Legislature  going to give&#13;
in&#13;
to&#13;
these  federal  blackmail   taco&#13;
tics?"  .remarked   Eric  Bor-&#13;
gerding,  United  Council  legis-&#13;
lative  affairs  director.  IIThis&#13;
$13.7&#13;
million,  which  Is&#13;
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lent to&#13;
22&#13;
miles of highway,  Is&#13;
the&#13;
only reason&#13;
we'&#13;
have&#13;
a&#13;
21&#13;
year  old  drinking   age,  the&#13;
only&#13;
reason."&#13;
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21&#13;
to&#13;
save&#13;
lives,  we passed  it to  save&#13;
money.&#13;
If&#13;
these  funds  could&#13;
be made up&#13;
in&#13;
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drinking   age  would  change&#13;
very quickly.  We would easily&#13;
have    the   votes."&#13;
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the  federal  government  can&#13;
trample   all  over  the  Tenth&#13;
Amendment&#13;
and&#13;
states'&#13;
rights  over&#13;
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conve&#13;
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spending  has Increased&#13;
since  we raised  the&#13;
age. A majority  of&#13;
this&#13;
being  targeted  at the&#13;
high-school  audience,"&#13;
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forget,"&#13;
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0(&#13;
most  stringent&#13;
drunk  drI&#13;
laws&#13;
in&#13;
the nation.&#13;
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age  drinking  Is just&#13;
as&#13;
pant   as   before&#13;
the&#13;
change,  how can we~&#13;
credit  the&#13;
21&#13;
year&#13;
old&#13;
Ing age with the dec&#13;
drunk&#13;
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j&#13;
case of underage&#13;
drink&#13;
driving  drunk.  They&#13;
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the&#13;
and  Fees  Committee&#13;
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the  lost  highway&#13;
hopes  that  the  bills&#13;
taken   up  on  the&#13;
floor  In the  Fall  Ie&#13;
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since   they   probably&#13;
don'tknow what  the  hell  that&#13;
reallymeans anyway."&#13;
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I&#13;
to&#13;
those of us&#13;
who&#13;
are&#13;
outsideof the UW·P  intellec-&#13;
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an example&#13;
01&#13;
the Miller advertisements  being referred to.&#13;
lual&#13;
circles, the  Rape   Party.&#13;
is&#13;
extremely  offensive.   The&#13;
frIltemity  should    be    con.&#13;
demned,and  Lawrence   offl.&#13;
claIs&#13;
should look  into  bump·&#13;
ing&#13;
It&#13;
off campus.&#13;
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at  the&#13;
most cynical,  the  Lawrence&#13;
frat boys  can't   even&#13;
fake&#13;
BeRsitivltyon  sexism   issues&#13;
they&#13;
are&#13;
beyond hope. .&#13;
'.'&#13;
Jay Lewandowski   and  his&#13;
Campus  Crusaders&#13;
would&#13;
probably   disagree'  with  me.  I&#13;
suspect  they  would  issue  a&#13;
statement&#13;
like   this:&#13;
"We&#13;
found the&#13;
fraternity's&#13;
'Rape a&#13;
Dee 'Gee"  party  idea a funny&#13;
and exciting proposal. No one&#13;
should  step  on their  Constltu·&#13;
tlonally  protected   right  to be·&#13;
have   like  inhuman   beasts,&#13;
and  we condemn  anyone  who&#13;
criticizes  these  boys.  We hope&#13;
they  invite  us,&#13;
too."&#13;
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in&#13;
a long&#13;
while,  I am  actually  proUd of&#13;
the  UW~Madison  for  the  tur-&#13;
moil it's  going through.  With&#13;
all  of our  infighting  and  nJt·&#13;
picking&#13;
in&#13;
our  public  debates&#13;
over racism  and sexism. we&#13;
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dents   and  faculty   to  write&#13;
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phlets  were obtained  through&#13;
down  questions   they   may&#13;
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have  about  particular   dis-&#13;
house, the Racine Health De-    eases.  Israel-Casey  said  the&#13;
artment,   and Parkside's   stu·&#13;
questions  will  then  either  be&#13;
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gov't&#13;
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Kelly Paccagnella&#13;
New8 Editor&#13;
marks,  profanity  and  sexual.&#13;
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on the evening before the&#13;
Unl-&#13;
verslty  of  Wisconsin  System&#13;
Board&#13;
of  Regenta   approved&#13;
an  administrative&#13;
rule&#13;
that&#13;
allows   campuses   to&#13;
punIah&#13;
people  or  organizaUons&#13;
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to&#13;
mlnor1t1es,&#13;
women&#13;
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nJc&#13;
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students  to submit  article   on&#13;
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words,&#13;
wlth  the&#13;
guarantee&#13;
that  they&#13;
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complete  Investigation  of the&#13;
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paper&#13;
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been  ordered   to&#13;
apologize for comments  and&#13;
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be shown&#13;
at,&#13;
7:30&#13;
p.m.&#13;
In&#13;
the Union CInema.  Tickets  for the Foreign  Film  Series&#13;
will&#13;
be available  at the door.&#13;
Friday.  April&#13;
21&#13;
PLAY: "A Funny Thing Happened&#13;
on&#13;
the Way&#13;
to&#13;
the&#13;
Forum n&#13;
begins at 8 p.m.&#13;
in&#13;
the Communication Arts&#13;
Theatre.  Call ext. 2564for tickets.&#13;
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22&#13;
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will be repeated  at&#13;
8&#13;
p.m. In&#13;
the Union CInema.&#13;
PLAY: "A Funny Thing Happened&#13;
on&#13;
the Way&#13;
to&#13;
the&#13;
Forum"&#13;
will&#13;
be repeated  at&#13;
8&#13;
p.m,&#13;
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Arts Theatre.&#13;
.&#13;
Sunday, April&#13;
23&#13;
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will&#13;
be repeated at 2 p.m.&#13;
in&#13;
the Union Cinema.&#13;
Monday, April&#13;
24&#13;
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Fellows Program: History and Goals"&#13;
by&#13;
,Charles&#13;
W.&#13;
Bray at&#13;
12:15&#13;
p.m,&#13;
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106.&#13;
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free and&#13;
open to the public.&#13;
Tuesday.  April&#13;
25&#13;
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.&#13;
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at&#13;
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p.m. at the Atonement  Lutheran  Church&#13;
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will&#13;
be charged at the door.&#13;
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nual&#13;
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course. Areas along the con-&#13;
course  would  be  designated&#13;
by  major&#13;
to&#13;
accommodate&#13;
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tween students  within various.&#13;
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by Jon Hearron&#13;
Edltor·In·Chief&#13;
Though  this   semester   Is&#13;
winding to a close, Parkslde's&#13;
student government  is looking&#13;
to -&#13;
implement  a campus-wide&#13;
book  exchange  program   by&#13;
the end of April.&#13;
.&#13;
,&#13;
Tom Rosier&#13;
Complied By&#13;
Kellie Paccagnella&#13;
News Editor&#13;
Retailers  who have been ar-&#13;
guing  with  the  University  of&#13;
Wisconsin's   commercial   re-&#13;
strictions of its cartoon mas-&#13;
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ported  the  Milwaukee  Senti-&#13;
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sohereyou are. You spend&#13;
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from four to maybe&#13;
an (or even  more)   years&#13;
siX&#13;
klI1g&#13;
toward your  college&#13;
.. r&#13;
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degretbS,&#13;
you&#13;
begin&#13;
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dread&#13;
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~&#13;
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aue  of everyone,   but&#13;
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to&#13;
enough  people  to&#13;
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a&#13;
reasonable topic for&#13;
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1(eIl1&#13;
students who&#13;
expert-&#13;
IIiIIJl&#13;
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fear don't recognize&#13;
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manifests  itself&#13;
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the job search  pro-&#13;
.... , They take  additional&#13;
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to&#13;
stay in school long.&#13;
er,&#13;
bangonto a part-time  job&#13;
(whichprobably  isn't  even&#13;
closelyrelated to the major),&#13;
get married  or  live  with&#13;
semeone&#13;
and  let  the  other&#13;
personwork to earn  money,&#13;
kill&#13;
time by staying  at home,&#13;
orsome combination  of these.&#13;
"I'll&#13;
look for a job after&#13;
I&#13;
graduatewhen I have  more&#13;
. time"&#13;
is&#13;
an  often   voiced&#13;
claim.&#13;
So&#13;
Is, "There's  nothihg&#13;
I&#13;
can&#13;
do with my major  so&#13;
I&#13;
lhJhk&#13;
I'll&#13;
go next  semester&#13;
andtake some more classes."&#13;
Or,&#13;
"It's&#13;
too&#13;
late to start  my&#13;
job&#13;
search now so&#13;
I&#13;
might  as&#13;
well&#13;
wait."&#13;
For&#13;
what?&#13;
ButWhy do so many  have&#13;
tbls&#13;
fear  of  graduating?&#13;
I&#13;
talkedwith -loAnn Goodyear&#13;
who heads  up  our  Career&#13;
Planning&#13;
&amp;&#13;
Placement  office.&#13;
• For  one thing   there&#13;
is&#13;
a&#13;
lot&#13;
of risk· taking    involved&#13;
in&#13;
lookingfor   'fa  real   job"&#13;
that&#13;
make. U8e Of  the   knowledge&#13;
olld&#13;
.kills   ·acquired    by   going&#13;
to college.&#13;
After   all,   while   you&#13;
could&#13;
mul&#13;
up   in   the   running&#13;
lor&#13;
a particular    job· and   even'&#13;
tually&#13;
land  it,   you  also·  stand&#13;
a  chance   of&#13;
being&#13;
turned&#13;
down&#13;
and that  hurts,   especial·&#13;
ly&#13;
alter  the  time   and   money&#13;
YOU've   invested&#13;
in&#13;
your&#13;
education.   For&#13;
some·   people&#13;
il'.&#13;
iust   easier   not   to   apply&#13;
for&#13;
jobs&#13;
at  all   than   to  apply&#13;
alld&#13;
be rejected.&#13;
•&#13;
.•  Then again&#13;
it&#13;
may   be  dif·&#13;
llCUUto  pUll   away    from&#13;
the&#13;
college environment&#13;
because&#13;
01what it  offers:    a  structure&#13;
alld&#13;
Ihe routine   that   goes  with&#13;
U;  friends;&#13;
relationships;&#13;
a&#13;
Place to   hang   out·&#13;
a   scene&#13;
tkat's    less&#13;
stressful,&#13;
more&#13;
com/orting,    and    freer&#13;
than&#13;
home.  Human&#13;
nature&#13;
tends&#13;
I~rd&#13;
staying&#13;
with&#13;
the   fa'&#13;
nuliar&#13;
and   for   some,&#13;
ventur~&#13;
"g  out into·what&#13;
is&#13;
perceived&#13;
as the unknown&#13;
is&#13;
forboding.&#13;
• And  then   there   are   gradu-&#13;
ates WhO, despite&#13;
having&#13;
met&#13;
Ihe   reqUirements&#13;
for&#13;
the&#13;
tnajor  (or   majors)&#13;
still&#13;
isn't&#13;
.ure   what   they    want&#13;
to   do&#13;
Wilh themselves.   A  number    of&#13;
stUdents  plug    away&#13;
fn&#13;
some&#13;
academic   area&#13;
while&#13;
in    col-&#13;
lege  Without    giving&#13;
it    much&#13;
Ihought and  before   they   klWW&#13;
It theY're  about   to  graduate    ,in&#13;
an  area   theyJ&#13;
re&#13;
not    commit-&#13;
~ed to.,  This   situation&#13;
doesn't&#13;
Inspire&#13;
a&#13;
meaningful&#13;
job&#13;
search.;&#13;
it&#13;
7&#13;
s&#13;
tough&#13;
to&#13;
come&#13;
across&#13;
as   sincere&#13;
in&#13;
a  job&#13;
in·&#13;
terview&#13;
when    your    heart   just&#13;
isn't    in  it.&#13;
•  And   finally,&#13;
despite   their&#13;
efforts,&#13;
many    graduating&#13;
sea-&#13;
iors   are    still    looking   for    em-&#13;
ployment&#13;
as&#13;
graduation&#13;
ap·&#13;
proaches.&#13;
Many&#13;
students&#13;
really&#13;
work    at   finding&#13;
a&#13;
job&#13;
but  for   one   reason&#13;
or&#13;
another&#13;
(either&#13;
valid   or  not&#13;
so&#13;
valid)&#13;
they  simply    haven't   been able&#13;
to   lock&#13;
in    suitable&#13;
employ'&#13;
ment&#13;
by   the   time&#13;
they    are&#13;
about   to  graduate.&#13;
1&#13;
say  valid&#13;
or&#13;
not   so   valid    because&#13;
some&#13;
students&#13;
sort&#13;
of&#13;
set&#13;
them·&#13;
selves&#13;
up&#13;
to&#13;
not&#13;
find&#13;
positions&#13;
that    interest&#13;
them&#13;
(there    are&#13;
lot's    of   excuses&#13;
to   turn   down&#13;
potential&#13;
opportunities)&#13;
or  get&#13;
turned&#13;
down    as   a   result&#13;
of&#13;
having    inadequate&#13;
cr~dent~ls&#13;
or  coming   off  poorly&#13;
on&#13;
the&#13;
on-&#13;
terview.-&#13;
This  fear  of graduating  is&#13;
legitimate  however, and those&#13;
who  experience   1t are  not&#13;
alone.  My bet  Is that  every&#13;
reader  of&#13;
this&#13;
column knows&#13;
at least one individual  so im-&#13;
mobilized. The real issue here&#13;
Is how to deal with It.&#13;
People  who have  be~n re-&#13;
jected  in various  ways&#13;
m&#13;
th,e&#13;
ast  and  those  who haven t&#13;
~xperienCed a lot of successes&#13;
in&#13;
their lives are likely candi·&#13;
dates. Everyone  has a need to&#13;
"be&#13;
accepted,    whether   at.&#13;
home,&#13;
in&#13;
a relationship,  as a&#13;
Ranger Thursday.&#13;
Afx.&#13;
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the ultimate in&#13;
-&#13;
Since you asked ...&#13;
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Corner&#13;
by  Stu  Rubner&#13;
student&#13;
inA&#13;
a  classroom,  or&#13;
when applying for a job. Most&#13;
of  us&#13;
don't&#13;
understand  the&#13;
forms rejection&#13;
can take and&#13;
the Impact It can have on&#13;
our&#13;
behavior.   Those&#13;
who  are&#13;
afraid  of being rejected  need&#13;
to&#13;
talk.&#13;
about&#13;
it&#13;
with someone&#13;
(such&#13;
as a&#13;
counselor)  who&#13;
can help them  put things&#13;
In&#13;
perspective&#13;
and&#13;
establish&#13;
an&#13;
adequate  level&#13;
of self&#13;
confi-&#13;
dence and esteem.&#13;
As tar as leaving the famili·&#13;
arlty of college behind.&#13;
a&#13;
per-&#13;
son&#13;
has&#13;
to confront&#13;
the reality&#13;
of moving  on,  experiencing&#13;
new  living  conditions,&#13;
and&#13;
dealing with individuals here·&#13;
totore  unknown.  Fortunately&#13;
or unfortunately,&#13;
most&#13;
people&#13;
can't  stay&#13;
in&#13;
college forever,&#13;
no matter  how comfortable  It&#13;
Is. Here.  too. talking  with a&#13;
counselor&#13;
can&#13;
help·-if the per·&#13;
'son&#13;
wants&#13;
to&#13;
come&#13;
to&#13;
grips&#13;
with&#13;
this&#13;
problem.&#13;
One would hope that by the&#13;
time  a student  was a sentor&#13;
they would have some idea&#13;
of&#13;
what  they  wanted&#13;
to&#13;
do as&#13;
graduation   approached.   Btlt&#13;
for  those&#13;
who&#13;
don't,&#13;
or  for&#13;
those who have tried to obtain&#13;
employment  but hav~n't been&#13;
successful   (on  some&#13;
cam-&#13;
puses it would be the kiss of&#13;
death&#13;
to&#13;
be facing  either&#13;
of&#13;
these&#13;
situations.&#13;
at&#13;
Parkside&#13;
there may&#13;
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keep&#13;
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mind.&#13;
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WHAT did Marilyn&#13;
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-&#13;
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STEVE - Friday nite was fun: let's do&#13;
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NICOLE&#13;
I&#13;
&amp;&#13;
Nicole&#13;
II,&#13;
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MARCUS&#13;
K, •&#13;
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&amp;&#13;
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Nicole&#13;
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I ···U .&#13;
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1&#13;
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OOOPS&#13;
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that&#13;
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ANTHONY, Sorry about the Curel.&#13;
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• Jeanette  •&#13;
PAT DOLF you know you want It,&#13;
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TH~ WLLC elevator needs a more in.   .sA·MARILYN Monroe  who's  this&#13;
. tuttrve&#13;
order&#13;
to&#13;
the buttons&#13;
week's fool?&#13;
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not&#13;
with&#13;
the one you  -&#13;
A.R.K. Animal Rehabilitation  Kinship&#13;
love..Jove the one you're&#13;
with!"&#13;
Is Iooklng for volunteers.  See Carol&#13;
En~berg&#13;
in&#13;
Activities Office Student&#13;
OV~RHEARD.&#13;
in&#13;
the&#13;
darkroom  Union,room209.&#13;
(amidst&#13;
giggles):&#13;
I'm  not  going&#13;
to&#13;
THE PARKSIDE  Sociology Club wUl&#13;
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th1a&#13;
JENNY&#13;
AND&#13;
TIFFANY  d.ominate   with alcohol!&#13;
Parkside dorm night life&#13;
.&#13;
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be&#13;
SAJENNI _ Beer here! Free beer.&#13;
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~,   IF dolphin&#13;
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I&#13;
tch'something?&#13;
AI.&#13;
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in&#13;
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but he can't get&#13;
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M. - Hey! Yo! Bitch -on&#13;
Anemic&#13;
Ranger bats fatten&#13;
UWM's win&#13;
'column&#13;
by Jeff Lemmermann&#13;
Sports Editor&#13;
The Ranger  baseball   hit&#13;
rock bottom  last  Saturday,&#13;
losing&#13;
a&#13;
doubleheader  to the&#13;
UW·MIlwaukee Panthers&#13;
In&#13;
Milwaukee.&#13;
Onceagain, it was the ane-&#13;
micRanger offense which did&#13;
'them&#13;
in.&#13;
as&#13;
they  could  only&#13;
generate eight hits on the af-&#13;
lernoon, only one  of  which&#13;
went for extra  bases.  The&#13;
Panthers, on the other  hand,&#13;
drilleda pair of homeruns&#13;
In&#13;
the opener, and  banged  out&#13;
elghi&#13;
hits&#13;
in game two for the&#13;
sweep.&#13;
The   Panthers&#13;
reached&#13;
Ranger starter  Darrln  Flus-&#13;
kolafor four' runs in the first&#13;
three&#13;
Innings,&#13;
as he gave way&#13;
to&#13;
Dan Langendorf&#13;
In&#13;
the&#13;
fourth.&#13;
Withthe Rangers  tralllng&#13;
4-&#13;
1.&#13;
Langendorf  held  Milwau-&#13;
kee at bay  until  the _sixth&#13;
Whenthey hit for a single run&#13;
witha two-out single.&#13;
In&#13;
the  seventh,  Parkside&#13;
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with two outs. Brian  Gauth-&#13;
fer,&#13;
who puiled  the- Rangers&#13;
Within&#13;
one with hls two-out,&#13;
two-run&#13;
single, got as far  as&#13;
eecondbase but was stranded&#13;
there&#13;
as&#13;
the rally  ran out of&#13;
gas.&#13;
In game two, Parkside's-of-&#13;
fense remained  punchtess  as&#13;
onlythree men reached  third&#13;
The Ranger men's  baseball squad Is having a rough time con-&#13;
necting.&#13;
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ron&#13;
came  on a  run-scoring&#13;
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which  resulted&#13;
in&#13;
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for the Rangers.&#13;
starter  Steve Leonhard suf-&#13;
fered the loss&#13;
In&#13;
game two,&#13;
while Langendorf was tagged&#13;
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'Lady softballers   are  off&#13;
to&#13;
a&#13;
strong&#13;
12-7&#13;
start&#13;
by Tracl Nothrop&#13;
and Suzie Brugionl&#13;
Trying   to   Improve   last&#13;
year's overall record of 29·18,&#13;
the  Lady  Rangers   softball&#13;
team  appears  to be on the&#13;
right track. Combining a&#13;
consistent  defense&#13;
with&#13;
time-&#13;
ly hitting, the squad has accu-&#13;
mulated a 12-7 record thus&#13;
far.&#13;
Experience  has  proved  to&#13;
be a key for the Ranger's&#13;
Ia-&#13;
test&#13;
winning&#13;
streak. The team&#13;
began  their  campaign  with&#13;
their  annual  trip  to the Uni-&#13;
versity of West Florida. On&#13;
the trip, the team compiled a&#13;
respectable   6-6  record.   de-&#13;
featlng&#13;
three&#13;
nationally&#13;
ranked teams. A heartbreak-&#13;
ing&#13;
2·1 1955&#13;
came at&#13;
the hands&#13;
of the  host  team,  who was&#13;
ranked  number  one&#13;
national-&#13;
ly.&#13;
Coach Linda Draft,&#13;
in&#13;
her&#13;
twelfth year of coaching at&#13;
Parkside  attributed  the Flor-&#13;
ida losses to weak hitting and&#13;
some base running problems.&#13;
Since  their  return,  however&#13;
I&#13;
Parkside  has posted a 7-1 re-&#13;
cord, and has shown improve-&#13;
ment  with  good hitting  and&#13;
strong pitching.&#13;
Parkside    defeated    Lake&#13;
Forest,  Lewis, and Loyola all&#13;
in five innings due to the 10·&#13;
run rule.  Laura  Stock threw&#13;
her second career no-hitter (a&#13;
Parkside  record)  to highlight&#13;
an   impressive   seven-game&#13;
winning streak.&#13;
On Sat., April 8, the Ranger&#13;
... winning  streak  came  to  an&#13;
end,  splitting  with  DePaul&#13;
(who has been their toughest&#13;
competition  since  returning&#13;
from  Florida).   Behind  the&#13;
veteran   pitching  of  Karen&#13;
Both Ranger track teams&#13;
defeated in action&#13;
by Jeff Reddick&#13;
Asst. Sports Editor ..&#13;
Strong defense and timely hitting have been the key to success.&#13;
Llvesy (4-3), the Rangers  de-   gest  scoring  opportunity  be-&#13;
feated DePaul  5-1 In the first   fore that  as they loaded  the&#13;
game  of  the  doubleheader.&#13;
bases   in  the  seventh   but&#13;
Cheryl   Rentmeester    high-   failed to score.    ~&#13;
Ilghted the offense, going two&#13;
In&#13;
the top of the eighth, the&#13;
for three  With a pair of runs    Blue  Demons  scored  three&#13;
scored,  while  Laura   Stock   times. to give them  the  lead&#13;
knocked in three runs.&#13;
and the win as Parkside  was&#13;
The winning streak came to   held scoreless  in their half of&#13;
an  end  in  a  disappointing&#13;
the inning. Beth Hansen took&#13;
extra/ inning  loss 6.3. In the    the loss, their  first" since  reo&#13;
top  of  the  first,  the  Blue    turning  to Wisconsin, leaving&#13;
Demons started  with a bang,    her record a 5-3. In the game,&#13;
connecting   for  three   runs.    Parkside  out-hit  DePaul  10-8&#13;
The bottom  of the  first  saw    but trailed at the pay window.&#13;
the Rangers  answer,  as they&#13;
Coach  Draft   summarized&#13;
rallied  for  two  runs  on  a    the  season  to this  point  by&#13;
Wendy   "Smurf"    Sackman&#13;
commending   the  hitting  of&#13;
blast  to the  right-centerfield&#13;
Sackman  (.411) and  Merisa&#13;
gap.&#13;
"Merv"   Poslg   (.500)  since&#13;
After  holding  DePaul   in    Florida.   Kathy  Livesy  was&#13;
check in their half of the sec.    also praised  by Draft for her&#13;
ond the Rangers  added a run    defensive   skills  behind  the&#13;
to tie the score at three with    plate.   "On  the  whole,  I'm&#13;
a single tally.&#13;
really  pleased,"   commented&#13;
Both teams  remained  sco-    Draft.  "They're  playing  like&#13;
retess  until  the  eighth,  with    juni'ors   and   seniors   this&#13;
the Rangers  missing  the big-   year."&#13;
Bimger&#13;
Vs.&#13;
Redmen&#13;
Cross-town rivalry ends in draw&#13;
by Jeff Lemmermann&#13;
In the  bottom  of the  sev-&#13;
Sports Editor&#13;
enth, the Ranger's  wasted  a&#13;
The Parkside  men's  base.&#13;
prime  opportunity.  With two&#13;
ball team  continued to strug-    on and  one out,  Ken  Neese&#13;
gle at the plate  for eight in.    lined hard  to second for the&#13;
nings  against  Carthage  Col.    second out of the inning, and&#13;
lege last Tuesday,  but found    Jeff Reikowski went down on&#13;
some life in the final six in.    strikes  as  the  winning  run&#13;
nings to gain a split against&#13;
was stranded  at second.&#13;
their cross-town rivals.&#13;
Carthage&#13;
scored&#13;
what&#13;
For  five  innings&#13;
in&#13;
game    proved to be the game winner&#13;
one. the teams were locked&#13;
in&#13;
in&#13;
the 8th as a one-out single&#13;
a pitcher's  dual as Parkside's&#13;
I&#13;
put  runners  on  the  corners&#13;
Steve  Leonhard   and   Car.  - against&#13;
Langendorf.&#13;
Jay&#13;
thage's   Steve  Kuhnke  each    Nazos,   the   Redmen's   left&#13;
gave up only one run. In the    fielder,  gave  Carthage   the&#13;
sixth,  though,  the  Redmen&#13;
lead with a fly ball to center&#13;
tallied twice, aided by a pair&#13;
to give them the 5-4lead.&#13;
of Ranger errors to give them&#13;
Parkside  didn't  go quietly&#13;
a  -3-1  lead.   Immediately,&#13;
though. After a lead-off Walk,&#13;
Parkside   responded  with  3-   Parkside  bunted  Into a dou-&#13;
runs of their own, capped off   ble-play.  Still,  the  Rangers&#13;
-s.&#13;
by Dave Rebro's  RBI single    loaded  the  bases  with  two&#13;
to give them the lead at 4-3.&#13;
outs, but the tying run stayed&#13;
The lead was short lived as    90  feet  away   as  Armand&#13;
a tiriitg Leonhard  gave  up a"   Bonofiglio went  down swing-&#13;
lead-off  double  and  an  RBI    Ing to end the game.&#13;
single with only one out In the  -   For'   the    contest,    the&#13;
seventh.  Reliever  Dan&#13;
Lan-&#13;
Rangers 'stranded  11 runners&#13;
gendort  was called upon and    as  Parkside  shortstop  Doug&#13;
he escaped  the jam  with no   Londo  and  left  fielder  Ron&#13;
~ further damage.&#13;
Wilke COllidedon a short  fly&#13;
ball.  Wilke  suffered  only  a&#13;
black eye In the Incident, but&#13;
Londo will be out for at least&#13;
two  weeks  with  what  was&#13;
thought  to be a mildly  sepa-&#13;
rated shoulder.&#13;
In game  two, Parkslde  dis-&#13;
covered  some  life  in  their&#13;
dormant  bats as they erupted&#13;
for 8-runs&#13;
In&#13;
the first three in-&#13;
nings  to grab  an  8-2 advan-&#13;
tage. Freshman  catcher  Stan&#13;
Diedrich's  two run  single  in&#13;
the first and .Neese's two run&#13;
single&#13;
in&#13;
the second sparked&#13;
the attack.&#13;
Still, Carthage  rallied  with&#13;
a pair  of runs In the fifth on&#13;
four- consecutive  hits against&#13;
pitcher   Jeff  Fennrtck,   the&#13;
eventual winner in game two.&#13;
Brian   Gauthier   captured&#13;
those  runs  back  with a two-&#13;
out, two run single in the fifth&#13;
to clinch  the  split  for Park-&#13;
side as  they went on to win&#13;
10-6.&#13;
Jack  KJebesadel  was 3-3&#13;
In&#13;
the  night  cap  with  two dou-&#13;
bles and three runs scored as&#13;
Parksldes   record moved to 5-&#13;
8.&#13;
Last  weekend&#13;
both&#13;
Park-&#13;
side track  teams  were  in ac-&#13;
tion  as  the  women's   team&#13;
went to Whitewater  for a dual&#13;
meet  and  the  men's   team&#13;
went down to Napervtlle,  Ill.&#13;
for- a five team  meet  at host&#13;
North Central.&#13;
The  women's  team  swept&#13;
all the running events but had&#13;
to forego the field events  and&#13;
hurdles  which led to their  81-&#13;
61 defeat.  The day was high-&#13;
lighted  by  some  outstanding&#13;
performances  as Nancy Mart-&#13;
er and Becca  Scott qualified&#13;
F&#13;
for  the  NAIA national  meet&#13;
May _25·27&#13;
in&#13;
Asuza, Ca. Ma.rt-&#13;
er qualified in the 1500m WIth&#13;
a time  of 4:36.5. In addition&#13;
she ran on the winning 1600m&#13;
relay and finished third In&#13;
the&#13;
4oom. Scott  qualified  In  the&#13;
100m with  a  12 second  flat&#13;
and had enough left to anchor&#13;
I&#13;
the  400m  and  800m&#13;
teams  to victory as well&#13;
relay&#13;
first  place  finish In&#13;
the ':a&#13;
with a 25.8 finish.&#13;
......&#13;
Also running  on&#13;
the&#13;
teams   were   Rueshon&#13;
1'e\lIt&#13;
wards.   Veronica   Ch!lo~~&#13;
and&#13;
Yolanda  Flnle;;:"O;&#13;
first place finishers were&#13;
n.;....&#13;
Collier&#13;
In&#13;
the 5000m&#13;
Walk ~&#13;
17.0),  Jilleen  Pfarr&#13;
In.1\Ie&#13;
300m  and  400m&#13;
daSh,&#13;
alii&#13;
Chamlee  in  the  800m&#13;
ill,&#13;
20.8.&#13;
For   the  men&#13;
the '-'&#13;
didn't  fare  quite so wen&#13;
but&#13;
several  indiViduals stood.&#13;
Dan Peterson  won the&#13;
steeplechase   in an cu&#13;
ing time&#13;
9&#13;
minutes 19.9&#13;
Mike   Norris   -ann&#13;
Brown finished 4th and&#13;
the 5000m in with respec&#13;
times  of 15:21.3 and 16'&#13;
respectively.  Tracy pull.&#13;
sixth  In the 1500m&#13;
With&#13;
07.6 as  host  North&#13;
won the meet.&#13;
.&#13;
Men's   tennis   squad   swe&#13;
off  court&#13;
by   UWM&#13;
by Jeff Reddick&#13;
Asst. Sports Editor&#13;
,On  Monday,  April  10, the&#13;
Parkside   men's  tennis  team&#13;
took on&gt;a "far superior  UW-&#13;
Milwaukee  team  in a contest&#13;
which featured  a clean sweep&#13;
, by Milwaukee.  Parkside  was&#13;
overpowered   throughout   the&#13;
day  as  they  were  swept  in&#13;
straight   sets  in  all  but  one&#13;
match  that  being  Jeff  Sta-&#13;
nich's in the second singles as&#13;
he was retired  in three  sets.&#13;
Although the 0-9 record on the&#13;
,day was a disappointment  for&#13;
the team&#13;
it&#13;
was. not demor-al-&#13;
izing  because  Parkside   was&#13;
playing great  tennis against  a&#13;
team that was far superior.&#13;
The Milwaukee  trip  had  to&#13;
be put behind the team  quick-&#13;
ly as they returned  home for&#13;
a  Tuesday   match   against&#13;
Concordia.·  The  team&#13;
showing  no&#13;
ill&#13;
effects&#13;
Monday en route&#13;
to&#13;
an&#13;
tory.  Joe  Barrette  ..&#13;
tone for the day&#13;
In&#13;
gles  as  he scored a s&#13;
set 6/3, 6/3 Victory.&#13;
It&#13;
lowed by the only loss&#13;
day  as  a  tired  Jeff&#13;
went. down in straight&#13;
But after that it was all&#13;
side  as  Brian  Chlke,&#13;
Harris,   Scott  Schulle~&#13;
Andy Hay all scored&#13;
set victories  in singles.&#13;
that impressive  start&#13;
to&#13;
them  jnto .doubles&#13;
the&#13;
scored  straight  set v&#13;
In al1 three  doubles&#13;
Play in doubles was hlg&#13;
ed by an excellent&#13;
*1&#13;
which  .saw  Kirk  Nohlii&#13;
Stanich  score  a hard&#13;
7/6 (7/5), 6/3 victory.&#13;
Basketball   recruitment&#13;
derby  is  underway&#13;
by Jeff Reddick&#13;
Asst. Sports Editor&#13;
The  Spring  signing  period&#13;
has been good to the Rangers&#13;
men's   basketball   team   as&#13;
they   have   already   signed&#13;
three .players  for next  year's&#13;
squad.&#13;
. They are:  Dan Kuehn  a 6'&#13;
9"  junior   college   transfer&#13;
from   Gogeblc   Community&#13;
College; 6'  8"  Tim  Juric   a&#13;
Yugoslavian&#13;
native&#13;
~ho&#13;
- played  in  Graettinger,   Iowa.&#13;
last  . season;    and   Racine&#13;
Park's  Todd&#13;
Gray&#13;
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ond team Ail-Racine County,&#13;
Kuehn  looks  to be  the  re-&#13;
placement  for departing  sen-&#13;
ior Richard  Delk, and he has&#13;
fine  numbers   to  back  him.&#13;
Last  season  he  averaged   21&#13;
points and 13 rebounds.  Jurtic&#13;
averaged  20 points  and  12.7&#13;
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