https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/4033025f669210b007e324e18edcef4d.pdf fd7a1f6993c113b62b6776567f501008 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Multifaceted Union facelift project is underway Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document , Atlong last, remodeling of theUnionIs underway. As Is common knowledge. Parkside'sUnionis In dire need of renovation.According to Bill Niebuhr, director of the Union.the remodeling project will be undertaken In stages. No definite timetable has beenestablished. Neihburstated that the processwill be done in segments to sidestep the additional coststhat would be Incurred byorganizing the remodeling processas one project. The cost of implementing a one part renovation scheme, on thescale of the Union, would dictatethat the State be involved. Remodeling the Unton will include recarpetlng certain areas, painting or wallpaper. ing many walls, and installlng new furniture in conferencerooms. According to the . plan,a majority of the Union willbe renovated. The cafeteria .will undergo a few changes. IIIn an atThree Thursday, teBe I---'D~Cq~~-.1 j,Jf iJrFJ ~ [)JJ [M ~~~[R1~~uW(Q)[FW~~~(Q).[M~~ [M=~~[R1~~~'[Q)~ Atlong last... .. MultifacetedUnionfacelift project is underway--- by Kel1lePaccagnella Asst. News Editor The face of Union Square will soon be changing tempt to rid the cafeteria of the mllltary-ilke atmosphere, we hope to have dividers and planters placed In the dining area," stated Ntebuhr. This will stlll allow maximum seating for special occasions and banquets. The serving area of the cafeteria will also be renovated with new menu Parkside profs ~ JOhn Stockwell, Parkside vice chancellor, announced day that three professors have been named to newly created deans' positions as part of the University's academic reorganization. They are: Eugene NorWOOd,Racine, dean of the Schoolof Liberal Arts; Ben Greenbaum. Racine, dean of the School of Science and TeChnology; and Barbara Shade, Racine, dean of the School of Education. The three join Beverlee Anderson Whowas appointed dean of theSchoolof Business In 1987. Deans Will oversee budget, CUrriculum and personal matlers in their respective schools. Alsonamed to new administrative positions were Robert Canary, Racine, associate \1lncechancellor for graduate s dies and planning and Laura Gellott, Racine, associpage 2••• The Cost of Apathy en Greenbaum ate vice chancellor for undergraduate studies. "The leadership of the new deans and associate vice chancellors is crucial to the succesS of Parkside's acapage 3... . : Student Becomes MIllionaire boards. Another change that will occur In the building is the refurbishing of meeting rooms. All of the meeting rooms will be reearpeted. The rooms wlll be either painted or wallpapered and will receive new furniture. As most students have to fill new demic reorganization," Stockwell said. "We have a strong pool of candidates and this made the deciston for fllllng the positions difficult. Nor- -wood, Greenbaum, Shade, canary and GeUott are solid leaders and will be instrumental In malntaintng and building the strength of the University's academic goals." Norwood, former head of the division of humanities and a professor of German, has been at Parkslde since 1970. He holds a doctorate in German from the University of Wisconsin.Madison. . The School of Liberal Arts will comprise the former divisions of behavioral science. humanlties, social science and fine arts. The School of Science and Engineering replaces the divisions of science and engtneering science. Greenebaum, currently an associate page 4••• WLBR Plans to Expand Apr. seen, the Ree Center facelift hs begun (i.e., the new ceiling). Further Rec Center improvements are in the works. One of the most obvious and appreciated renovations will be that of the Union Square. The entire Square will be remodeled, from a new menu to seating arrange. merits. Niebuhr said many of the ideas for making over the Square have come from students. Many feel removing the existing booths and partlstons would increase the ca. pacity and esthetics of the room. Another addendum to the present-day Square would be a television/lounge area. Nelbuhr stated, "Currently, we don't have the proper equipment for everyday use down in the Square. If we furnish students with these facilities and eqUipment, it would allow them a place to relax and watch TV." Another change that may occur is the availability of alcohoUc beverages in the Square. "Because of the change in the drinking age, e, Vol. XVII. No. 25 and the results that can occur from the drinking laws. beer sales have gone down dramatically," stated NIebuhr. He commented that there could be a posslbl1lty of having beer and wine avallable for special occasions only, such as comedians. If all goes according to plan, the Union Bazaar won't be excluded from the Union refurbishment crusade. NLe· buhr plans to hold a meeting With the Parkslde Union Activlty Board, Res Hall Board and the AdVisory Board, to work on redeflntng the Bazaar's function and runcttonalIty as a facl1lty. Niebuhr would like to see the Bazaar remade into a lounge area with permanent furniture. "Obviously, the Union Bazaar area 18a large space. This space could be used more efficiently. Parkside could always use another area for special occasions," stated Niebuhr. Because the remodeling project Is being executed In stages. the tolal cost of the project Is unknown. dean positions-- Barbara Shade dean of faculty, head of the science divisIon and a professor of physics, has been at Parkside since 1970. He holds a doctorate In physics from Harvard University. Shade earned a doctorate In page 8•.• Sex Questionnaire Results & Classlfleds education from the UW·Madlson and came to Parkslde In 1981. She has headed the education division since 1986. canary, associate dean of faculty and professor of Eng· lIsh, has been at Parkside since 1970. He has a doctorate In English from the trruverslty of ChIcago. canary will oversee Parkslde's graduate studies and grants program. He also will be responsible for academic planntng and scheduling. Gellott. assistant profeS80r of history. joined Parkslde In 1982. She holds a doctorate In history from the UW·Madlsian. She will coordinate academJc advisement and student policy issues. general education. freshman seminar. honors. interdisciplinary centers and faculty development lnItiatives. These new positions w1lJ become effective July 3. page 10••• Sports! Sports! Sports! - 2 Thursday, Apr. 6, 1989 Ranger lour view- I The opportunity costs that are lost in apathy Why does Parkside have a student newspaper? Well, It's lhts ltrne of year again. The Ranger has embarked upon the annual task of selecting and appointing the upcoming year's editor-inehlef. As with any organization. times of changeover are also times of self-evaluation, times of reckoning. The Ranger Is, above all else. a facllltator of education; a learning experience that augments and enhances the classroom curriculum. This act aside, your student newspaper exists as a service; we're here to serve you. The Ranger Is by no means a standard by which other journalistic endeavors are jUdged. Be that as It may, as an orga.n1zatlon we are better than the Individual talents and efforts of our staff. And foremost, the experience of being more than just a student is rewarding and educational in lis own right. The jist of the drive Is simply lhts: Involvement reaps benefits much greater Ulan the effort invested. As a newspaper, the propensity exists to affect a great many people on a regular timetable. As the chief officer of an orga.n1zation, the level of Involvement Is bounded only by the number of hours In a day. On the reverse side of the same coin, the benefits harvested are proportlonatIy and equally as high. Applications for the position of editor-In-chief are available in The Ranger ottice. by JO'n Hearron Nobod~Jmb Campus Police is being cuffed by penny pinchers You're silting around waiting for Campus Police to respond to your call (be it a key assist or noise complaint or rescue) and the response is a long time In coming. To your dismay, you laler discover that the delay was caused by a faulty squad car. Fortunately, these failures have not come at critical times. But they have happened. Faulty squads and equipment are not a new occurrence on this campus. Symptoms of the problem begin with mlsadjusted headlights and broken window cranks. Unfortunately, the problem does not end with worn out tires and squads thai just don't start. In fact, the symptoms get worse. For instance, a squad was recently made unuseable by an engine failure In the middle of a single officer shift. As recently as this past Friday night the drlverslde door came off of its hinges on squad 15. What Is the problem with Administration? Don't they view the maintenence of Campus Police vehicles and equipment with the same priority, 11 not more, as the aging waterpipes In WLLC or the Phy Ed pool? Keep in mind. in a medical emergency such as a stroke. heart attack, seizure or accident, Campus Pollee Is the first to respond. How can they respond if they can 'I reach the victlm(s) because they don't have a safe, let alone. working car? Ii's shocking to 1hInk thai the higher echelon of Admin. Istration would attempt to tie the hands of the fine men and women of the Campus Pollce department. Administration Is short changing Campus Pollee on the new equipment In addition to dragging their feet on needed repairs of existing, alllng equipment. How can we expect David Ostrowski, director of Campus Police, to provide quality service when he Isn't given what is needed to keep his department In working order? Another question to be asked is who will take the fall when someone gets killed or injured? It certainly won't be those truly responsible: the penny. pinchers in administration. ~~L-,~ '. e:L.:::::Z:4. 1HE EfFECTS Of 'TIlE EXXONVALDEZ OIL SPILL CONTINUE 10 Pool project rebuttal To the Editor: After reading the Iwo articles in the March 23 edition of the Ranger regarding the swimming pool project, I wanted to present an Informed viewpoint on the matter. The administration and staff involved in this construction project, as well as all others, are dedicated and concerned professionals. Despite the chains of bureaucracy that bind, hinder and inhibit I their performance, they continually strive to provide this University with their utmost concern. Uninformed criticism on any SUbject indicates a complete lack of Intelligence, and certainly is counter-produc, tive. My qualifications: 29 years of "hands on" experience in the . construction industry, rangmg from laborer. to Project Manager and General Manager; responsible for Commerical, Industrial, and MIlItary contracts throughout the United States. Bill Horner Full time student Senator/PSGA Student assistant to Facilities Engineer . EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor-in-Chief Kelly McKissick News Editor Kellie Paceagnella Asst. News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Michelle Gaal Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner .............••....................... Advisor BUSINESS STAFF c . S· ki ralg Imp Ins Business Manager Brad Behhng .....••................. Advertising Manager John Marter Distribution Manager . GENERAL STAFF David ~oyd, Christine Dejno, Dave Debtsh, Abu HasselO,.Sharon Kra!JS8, Jeff Lewis, Karen McKissic Chuck Might, Geraldine Murawski, Scott Singer 8'11 Topper, R.0b Twardy, Daniel Valfin. Vickie Pund~a~k Jeff Red~ICk, Da~n Malland, Felix Konklin, Suzann ' McCormIck, Louie Tenore, Mario Lemeiux. ~a~~~ ~swritten and edit~ by students of UW-Parkside,who are solely responsiblefor its d~Ys. ontent. It IS published every Thursday during the academic year except overbreakli letters to the editor w·1I b . . ... letters must be' I . e accepted only If they are typed. double-spaced and 350VM ..... held upon reqlJe~~~ned,With a telephone number Included for verification purposes.Names fa~~~oe~~eservesthe right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or deDeadlinefor all letters a d I lf . . Thursday. ' n c assi led ads, IS Monday at 10 a.m. for publicatIOn n~~h~ow~g~ndenceshould be"'ddressed to: Ranger, UW-Parkside, Box 2000, Keing). 141. Telephone 414/553-22B7 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertis- >. The Ranger is -now accepting application for the position of Editor-/n-Chief for the 19.89 - 1990 academic y The Editor-In-Chief job is ap position and may be open to Parkside student carrying 6 c or more. Qualifications must include: • Strong Grammar Skills • Writing Ability • Positive Attitude Applications may be picked up in t Ranger office, which is located in coffee shoppe area, Room WLLC 01 soC undergoes Ranger Thursday, Apr. 6, 19893 by Kelly McKissick changes with new leaders News Editor student Organizations cll (SOC) will undergo coun tnternal and external ~ges under the direction f 'Isnew President, Rhonda o 'ck and Vice President, Bra Beth Israel·Casey. ~Ck and Israel-Casey ran IIllcontestedfor their' posltiOnsat the April :VSOC meet. ~ ~ura KITchoff won fue officeof secretary. They wlll takeoffice at the next meet- ~gon Monday, April 17, reo plSCfngPrestdent Kevin Polheber and Vice President WandaLeiting. Brock,a juntor majoring in English,has represented the Wargamersclub in SOC for Ibepast five semesters. Beforerunning for SOC Prestdent,she was Vice President 01Wargamers. As President, Brock will be responsiblefor running the SOCmeetings, keeping the organizationin contact with !be campus as a representa. tiveto the administration and maintainingor changing SOC poUcies.I 'Personally, I am an ambitiousperson and would like,as President, to try to makeIt to at least one of eachof the club's Individual meetingsnext year.' I she said. Shesought the Presidency. becauseshe enjoys working with people. "You can see so much potential with SOC, especially When you're ento see SOC as a whole sponsoring things. This year they sponsored the fUm 'Ibe Color Purple for Women's HIstory Month and a few lecturers on campus. I think that's always a good idea.' I Israel-Casey, a freshman majoring in Nursing, has been involved in SOC in a number of ways this year. She was chairman of the committee to plan AIDS Awareness Day on campus and has participated as a member of the Sociology club. She wanted to become Vice President because she "wanted to learn more about how to deal with the beauracratic system and how to get things accomplished. I want some practical life expertence and skllls. Also. I feel I have a lot to offer the organization." One of Israel-C3.sey's major responsibilities will be to run the Budget and Review Oommlttee (B & RC) for SOC. She presently serves on the committee and explained that It will undergo some major guideline revisions next year. B & RC aids the individual clubs in their budgeting process each year. "The B " RC guidelines definitely need some changes. There are a few rough spots In them," she saId. 1srael-Casey feels that a good addition to SOC meet. ings would be the particlpa. tion of major status organlza. nons, administration from the Student Life/Student Actlvtties office and possibly Cnancetlor Sheila Kaplan. "I would really Ilke to see the major status organizations take advantage of tnetr- voting power," she said. "I think that If all major status organlzations work together, a lot more can get accomplished" One message she would like to relay to the students Is that th.ey should get Involved with the clubs and organlzatiolUl. "I've learned a lot of sktJa through my experience, jusl in dealing with things In a protesstonar manner, ,. Israel .. Casey stated. Brock's message to the students Is, "I'm accessible. If someone wants to see me or write me a letter, I'm more than happy to listen. I want to know what people think about SOC, because If there Is only one person nmn1ng Ute whole show, it defeats U1.epurpose of representing everyone." photo by John KoIloe Rhonda Brock (Iell) is the new SOC President and Mara Beth I.... rael-Casey is the VIce President, compassing as much of the student body as we do. I've had fun with SOC so far, I just wanted my shot at It," Brock said. Although Brock claims that she does not want to make any major changes in the way SOC is run, she would like to expand the, organtza, tion to make it more visible on campus. "The general student body either hasn't heard of or doesn't care about SOC. I think that's kind of a pity because we are supposed to represent such a wide range of people," Brock said. "I would like to make us more understood and accessrble.: that's what SOC is for." She plans on implementing these image changes next semester. "The Recruitment Fair is always a very good place for the clubs to be recognized, II she said. "I'd like BE GRADS Studentbecomes "millionaire" tition were actual stocks, but were not actually traded on Wall Street. "The stocks were traded for real in the compe- BrianParagamlan, a Park- trtion, but did not affect the sidesenior, not only ranked actual trade market in any sixthout of 11,252 university way," claimed Paragamian. 'tudentsat the AT&T oonegt- Paragamlan, a finance ate Investment Challenge, he major. said he became interalso became a millionare in ested in the competition when fourmonths. a friend saw an ad in the Wall UnfOrlunately, the money Street Journal and Informed investedwas not real. Each him of the competition. To stUdentwas given $500,000 to enter the competition Paraga- 'tart out wtth. The $500,000 mtan had to pay a $60 admlswas not actual currency I but siem.fee. forthe purpose of the competitionIt was accepted to buy Paragamlan turned $500,000 andsen stocka. . into a grand total of $1,331,652. The top ten stulrolndlvidual competitors dents were awarded with a IIIacross the country had one week trip to New York to set up their own portfolio and the Bahamas in addition ~fSlocks,and commence with to dividing $65,500 In cash uYingand selling. All trans- prizes. ~Cretion of the competitors. actionswere Initiated at the .--------;;:;-~;:;;n.W~~------~~=J ~..;~s::c~~:~:' ~I ao~a~~ Ay-GpOIZOZ~~tICKSTOPVIDEOS ~,OOo'PIUScompetitors were th sponslble for dealing with . PIZZA SPECIAL Ine.trslock brokers and keep· ERED ing traCk of their stock hold· \ $3 00 OFF PIZZA DELiV g. '00 OFF PIZZA PICKED·UP , $4. . ERY OF PIZZA AND VIDEOS IS FREE ac'For fOur months I sat TDOELTIVHEPARKSIDE CAMPUS. uprc:ss from the phone booths HUR ONLY ho In MainPlace and did my SPECIAL RUNS FROM MON. THRU T • a:ework, call1ng my broker 551-0300 p ut tWice an hour." stated 1543 SHERIDAN RD • tharagamaIn. Paragamlan explained that· l~~~~~---_:'=--------__====: e stocks used In the compe. by Kellie Paecagnella Asst. News Editor We've got the Hot Ford NEW CARS NEW TRUCKS of your choice Availahle At 221 Sheridan Road Sheridan Road at State Line CALL 1·800·4MARINA Ask for Dan *To Approved Buyers - 2 ~ & Save This Ad To II Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise In our store. Thrs ad Is valid for as long a you attend Parkslde. 10 required. I I I I I con In' Largest Jeweler _lionVMliUULU lec:roea hom PerahIng PlazJo on Hwy. SO) ",on. .. ....£LEII. POC11'M. 4017 • 75th St. Open Dally 9:30 a.mAI:3O p.m, I I 7.Qll84 Sunday. 12:ClO-4:3Op.m •• ------------- Take It L Or eave I -..:== ...- data systems - ,. One of the best kept secrets of the University Is the stu4ent nm radio station, WLBR. Over the past year w'LBR nas undergone a tra.n.sfonnsUon from eontusion and scandal to a smooth running organization preparIng for the future. Presently, the statIon Is prepartng Itself for the upcommg . r, "We're starting our setee on process (or new • tatloo Manager:' said John Kehoe. cnaimen of the board. Appll uons for the poslUon are being accepted now in nlon 209. \~'LBR (Union 2031. the Ranger. and In the P. G otrlce unUl April 17. ..A lot of people don·t know 110'" exist because we just bl'Olldcast to the aee center, and th re are Inherent limitations In that," sald Kehoe. According to Kehoe. an emphasts 1a being placed on promotion of the station so that more students will be aware of the listening opportunity. • \\ e try to meet the needs of the diversified audience," sald Kehoe. Iuch of this Is obtained by alloWIng the OJ's some creative freedom. The OJ's. whO are volunteers, are not restricted to a specific play l1.at. "we encourage the DJ's to brtng In the type of musIc that they like to ptay . Dave Rebro (left) and Jeff Relkowakl entertain liat...... WLBRbroadcaatlng room. it's part of our variety." "The music choice Is varted from OJ to OJ. You can usually find something you like listening to," said Kehoe. It Is this variety that Kehoe and WLBR want to bring to a wider audience. Plans are being made to hire a consultant to analyze the situation and report on how to best expand the scope of the operation. "We're looking at something we can expand with. and something that would be cost effective," Kehoe said, The optlons being consIdered Include FM: or AM transmissIon, carrIer current, and cable casting. The most desirable medium would be FM, but It must flrst be determined if there Is an available frequency in this area. If achieved, broadcast would be at most a local exper-renee. Operatlng at " power level It WOU"I'd~:=~ campus and a communities, No matter what m decided on WLBR 1a Ing their horlzona III ways. They will be Ing to the College MIllIe nal (CMJ). "We're 1aaI... i1 getting CMJ. It·. a ve.,. tool for showing record panles that we do 0IlIIt operate on a regular With that they are more wlJltng to Bend... rIal to use," Kefwe uJd. Kehoe saId he 1a veIJ pressed with the otatr. really quite proud of till pie working up there. done a good job and gether - they are wlIIt radio statIon 1a au They work day In _ and deserve the crediL Psychology student creates career information center by Kelly. IcKJssIck News Editor Many psychology students do not realize the number of job fields In which their degree W\Il be applicable. Janetle DeChant will provide for these students through a career and job information center to be held during April. DeChant, a psychology major graduating In Decem. ber, Is presently an intern for career counselor Beverly Burnell In the Career Planning and Placement office. DeChant saw a need for guld. ance for psychology majors and developed the informa. tion center program, Ute Career and Job Information Center. It W\Il be held every Tuesday In April In Molinaro 275Afrom 10 a.m.-3 p.m. She was been working on the program since the beginning of the semester. •'I've been ta.lk.1ngwith the professors and fellow psychology majors to see what is needed for the program. Also, I real. Iy was not quite sure of what I could do with my psychology major, so I developed the VoD-SCOij-,.l WLBR prepares for expansi I I I I I I I I I Janette DeChant program to help others while I answered my own questions ~bout the field," she said, It IS Intended for psychology majors or those considering a psychology major. DeChant said it is not intended to serve as a job placement seminar but rather an informatlonai meeting. The Career and Job Information Center will provide Information about liberal arts programs and what ... done wIth them; ~ and volunteer oppo~ methods of chooalng IIIlI plying for graduate the labor market and guides for job aeek..... Chant will also have ~ tion available on the Plarming and Placement ter. An added benefit to till gram will be the srol computer, which Is a job vey program. Studenll are not certain of their field respond to a su",", computer generates. on the students' lnteresta. computer W\Il provide market suggestions. I also be able to refer to other sources for career counseling," saId. "I really did not _ I wanted to do with • chology major, and I there is a lot of negaUve tton to the fIeld," """ "There are really more opportunities out thera you know about. The is an affirmaUon that are jobs out there. It .... VIde a more opumllllO of the field. " 1" ce/e~ratl~q' and recognition by Kelly McKissick News ,Editor <!ampus organizations win bavethe opportunity to recog. pJze !heir outstanding memo berswhlle celebrating a suecessfUlyear at the 1989 StudelltAwards Banquet, to be heldFrida)', May 5, The festivities will begin with a reception In the Union D!Jrlng Room at 6 p.m. Dinner will be served at 6: 45 p,m" and awards wtll be presentedat 7: 30 p.m, All students who participated In a campus organization or club this year are invited to attend. The cost of tickets for' most organizations' staff members Is covered within their budgets.Tickets for guests will be $7,25. Students are encouraged to contact their organlzation's executives to deter. mine ticket distribution for the banquet ~ Each major status organi_ zation. Will be given 10 In durmg the awards pres~ta: tions to give persOnal awards to Its members. The StUdent Organlza~lons Councu (SOC) will be gIVen 20 min. for presentations, to be split u among Its "I"bs. p Nomination forms are now aVallable at the Union Infor.- mation Desk and In Union 209 f?r the PhD Progreba Memo_ nal Award, Dlstlngutshed Student awards, and Advisor of the Year award. Nomina. tlons must be turned In by no,?n on Monday, May 1. The Phil Progreba Memorial Award is given to the student who has made significant contributions to Parkslde this academic year. The Dlstlngutshed Student awards are presented to two members of each organization for their achievements Local government offers summer lntern positions Summer Intern positions at local and national governmentagencies are available through an internship program at Parkslde. The Public Ser.vlce Intern. ship Program (PSIP) provides college students pi-actl.· cal experience In helping with legal services for the poor, assisting local court agencies and researching constituent problems for. legislators and political campaign work. students Can earn three to six credits In the program. Intern sites Include the offices of congressmen Les Aspin and Gerald. Kleczka, the District Attorney's Office, the Racine County Juvenile Court, Walworth County Court, the Kenosha County Juvenile Court and the Wisconsin Department of Local Affairs. The program Is open to any sophomore, junior or senior college student who has completed at least six credits of political science classes. Samuel Pemacciaro, associate dean at Parkside, is coordinator of the program. The PSIP program is one of the oldest and largest internship programs In the UW System according to Pernacclaroo Initiated In 1976, the program has placed more than 150 students In sites throughout Wisconsin and WashlngtonD.C, For more information, call PerI)acciaro at 553-2032. Cityof Kenosha Seeks Student Workers Por Sulil.er •• ploy.ent C0lltllctMlko Plate at gw·Porksldo .loll Sorvlce 551-2656 K.no.... County .resldency not required AHir.atlve Action •• ployer M·P·H Ifeveryone over 50 had colorectalcancercheckups, the cure rate could be 75%. Call us. ~ AMERICAN CANCER soaETY' within the organization. One rlStingutshed StUdent award s also presented to the stu. dent who has shown contrfbu. tions representing all organizations, Advisor of the Year Is given to the best advisor of an organization. A Prestdent's Award Is also given to a student who represents accomplishments and contributions on campus, but is determined through nominations by each organization's executives. All Campus Events will be sponsoring a dance that evening at 9 p.m., featuring the top 40 band "Blame the Drummer." Those attending the banquet will be admitted free. The dance Is open to all students for a $2 admission fee. USAA scholar Parkslde student Linda M. Jones was recenUy named an All-American Scholar by the United States Achievement Academy. The program was establIshed to offer deserved recognition to superior students who excel in academic disciplines, EligibUlty requtrements include a 3.3 grade point average or better and a nomination from a dean, professor, coach or athletic director as having an excellent academic record. Jones will receive recognition In the All·American Scholars Collegiate Program Directory and the opportunity to compete for cash scholarships awarded by the Councll exclusively to All·American Scholars. News Briefs Compiled by KeWe Paccagnel1& Asat. ews Editor Keep legislature out of UW system According to a btU sponsored by Rep, Bob Larson, RMedford, all University of Wisconsin professors should spend at least 12 hoon a week In the classroom, reported the RaclDe .JouroaJ 'l'bne8. The RaclDe ,JouroaJ 'l'bne8 believes the Legislature should not have the power to decide such management decisions. The .JouroaJ also believes the answers to such altuatlons are not the respona1bUlty of the Legislature. Instead, Issues which hold such a powerful Impact on the university ahou1d be made by the campua adrnlntstra. t1on. The ,JouroaJ fee18 that In order to beet meet the needs of the student body at each campus, campus administration should be the oniy organizaUon to hold the power to make campus related decisions. Colleges install condom machines In a multt-faceted effort to educate stu<leota on protectIng themselves against AIDS and other sexuaJly transmit. ted diseases, colleges around Wisconsin have Installed condom machines in campus restrooms. Many representatives stated that the InstsUstlon of the machines Is not to endorse sexual activity, but Instead to make students aware of the rising problems of AIDS, The University of Wisconsin-Plattevtle, which baa condom machines, In Its AIDS policy states, "These educatlonal efforls are not Intended to encourage sexual acnvtty In those who choose to abstsln, but are Intended to en. courage protection, responsible dee\.slon making and safer sexual beha viars In those who choose to be sexuaJly active." Fall enrollment deposits Increase According to the University of Wtsconsln·Oshkosh more freshmen students have put down thler enrollment deposIts for the Fall semester than usual, reported the Oslll",.11 Nortbwe8tern. This indicates that highe.r enrollment standards at the university are not scaring studenta away. The standard admission for graduating high school classes has been raised this year form the top 60 percent to the top 50 percent In the high school class. For now the university will stop taking appllcaUona for next Fall, and will turn away discretionary-admit stu. dents. NOTICEI STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION All pos~ions availsllla thISSemester With some special evenl wOO< reqUired Students must have a minimUm cumulative GPA of 2,00, AppIocationsfo.-student manager positions must have a minimUm cumulatoveGPA 012.50. STUDENT MANAGERS, . Responsible for evening snd weekend building operation and inlernal secunty. Involves , coordination of special events, cash receipt handling snd student payroll sud~. Must be personable and have the abilityto work WIth others. BARTENDERSfCASHIERS InvolveS over·the-counterCO~lOn .~les, check out and rental of recreation faCIlities! equipment, admission and ticket sales. Cash register and cash handling expenence preferred bu1 not required, UGHT • SOUND TECHNICIANS Involvesset-upltear-down ope18toon, maintenance of electronic lighting and sound eqUipment. Operating knowledge and/o.- prior expenance reqUired. Some specific tralnlng wtll be provKIed. Must be sIlle to work .......nlngs and _ends. SET -UPITEAR-DOWN WORKERS Involvesthe ..,t-up and tear-down 01 chairs, tsbIes, etc.. lor dances, receptionS, meetIngs and special events. No prior e~perience .-sstY, but applicants should be in good physical condition. APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE IN UNION ROOM 209 The p_ Union.... oq .... -",nIty .."ploy... W we ~ 10apply. "Three top hits from IBM This offer is si~ply irresistible! If it's value that counts, and it u~ually does, you can't afford to mls~ this offer on these IBM Personal System/2. models. Now- at a special campus 'pnce~you have your choice of thr~e hit computers with high quality graphics to hell? Y0U_ organize your class notes and wnte and revise papers. Check it out. ..three great computers ... three fantastic prices! And selected software that's loaded and ready to go. So, come and see us today! ~,. ,.." :.~..'. "...' . ---- --.--- --- - - --- - - --- =.:..:=';'=~ " .- .. '".,.. \. PS/2 Model 30 286 The 8530-E21 includes 1 Mb Memory, 80286 (10 MHz) processor, one 3.5" diskette drive (1.44 Mb), 20 Mb fixed disk drive, IBM Mouse, 8513 Color Display, DOS 4.0, Microso!t'Word, Windows/286 and hDC Windows Express>, Software is loaded and ready to go! list price $4,437."" Your special price' $2,399.00 PS/2 Model 50 Z The 8550-031 includes 1 Mb Memory, 80286 (10 MHz) processor, one 3.5" diskette drive (1.44 Mb), 30 Mb fixed disk drive, IBM Mouse, 8513 Color Display, DOS 4.0, IBM Micro Channel Archttecture«, Microsoft Windows/286, Word, Excel and hDC Windows Express. Software is loaded and ready to go! list price $6, II 7.''' Your special price' $2,799.00 PS/2 Model 70 386 The 8570-E61 includes 2 Mb Memory, 80386 (16 MHz) processor, one 3.5" diskette drive (1.44 Mb), 60 Mb fixed disk drive, IBM Mouse, 8513 Color Display, DOS 4.0, IBM Micro Channel Architecture, Microsoft Windows/386, Word, Excel and hDC Windows Express. Software is loaded and ready to go! list price $8,912."" Your special price' $4,449.00 "This offer is limited to qu~lified students, facul,ty and staff who orde~ an IBM PS/2 Model 8530-E21, .8550-031 or 8570~E61 on or before June 30, 1989. Prices ucted do not include sales tax, handling and/or processing charges. Check with your school regarding these charges. Orders are subject to availability IBM may withdra th . q. . h . otice . • W e promotion at any time Wit out written n . IBM Personal Svstem/z and PS/2 are registered trademarks of International Business Machines Corporation IBM M· Ch I A hi . . Microsoft is a registered trademark of the Microsoft Corporation hOC wince 'S E . . rcro an.ne rc necture IS a trademark of IBM Corporation. • l "" xpress IS a trademark of the hOC Computer Corporation. For more information contact the Computer Support Center 553-2235 WLLC-D150A -, Wingspread~ellows benefit in many ways by Ellen Habeck WlngllpreadFellow the . Issues surrounding a partIcular topic. At each con. ference, fellows have expo. Sure to group dynamics, the exercise of leadership skills and the art of oral and writ: ten presentations. Fellows are able to observe the pro. , fesslonals who affect polley decisions through the process of first defining problems, and then searching for the best solutions. In short, What the Wing. spread Fellows program of. For the past four years, fers to students Is an oppcrtuparksidehas been one of thir-, nlty for professional developteenMidwestern colleges and ment In a setting Ideally suit. un!versitles active In the ed for the purpose. I strongly W'n-spread Fellows Pro- recommend the program to .'b tI I t" h I any eligible student. gram. Par c pa mg sc 00 s L; ..:sa-, Ellglbillty Is based prima. are allowed to designate a rily on academic record, perumitednumber of students to Ellen Habeck sonal Interest, and a strong serve as conference ob- sense of commitment to the servers. ference experiences. program. The other purpose of the The first step In the setec. Wingspread Fellows Program tion process is a letter of recIs to give the fellows an op- ommendation from a faculty portunity to benefit person- member. I encourage faculty ally from conference partict- members to nominate ellglble patton, As one of this year's students. (Contact your divtfellows, I found the value of sion head. or Dr. Willie the program to be far greater Curtis, the Wingspread Felthan initially anticipated. ~ lows Program Director, for What the fellows can gain more information.) The dead. from their participation is line for nominations is April more than an appreciation for 15, 1989. ThIS week marks the begin. . of the annual drive to nJ!I£lifY and select the next ~r's Parkslde Wingspread' l"'"":"OWS. HFellows" are stu- :;ts who serve as delegates frOnt Parkside to local, na1IOJl2.l, and International conlerencesheld at the Wing. spread Conference Cel}ter In Racine. Thepurpose of the program istwo·fold.First, the fellows act as information liaisons betweenthe conferences and theuniversities which the felIlowsattend. Newspaper articles, classroom discussion, student club presentations, and roundtable .....discussions are some of the _ ways in ~ whichfellows share their con. National y Volunteer Week Apr. 9-15 Theweek of April 9·15 has beendesignated National VolunteerWeek, to honor indivtduals who have given of theirtime to help others. To recognize the students whohave enrolled in the StudentCommunity Service program and have actively volunteeredduring the Spring semester, a complimentary continentalbreakfast will be heldon Wednesday, April 12, 7:30·9:301it the Union Cafeteria. Volunteer pictures will be on display and appreciation favors'.~illbe given to those attending. - BrOChure designer needed The Reach.Out program at the St. Mary's Health Center 1Jl RaCineis in need of a brochuredeSigner. ~ th The volunteer will assist in e deSign and development ~f a brochure for the Blood ressure Awareness proram, Which focuses- on the ~w-inc~me and disadvanC ged ill the Racine area. - onUl1unication and market- ~g skUls would be helpful for IS Position. For more information, stop by Union 209 or call 553.2200. "QWIZSKtlLS EVA~UATION SYSTEM COLLEGE IS TOUGH ENOUGH! Shouldn't you make it easier by learning those programs that make your assignments GRADE A material? One-OnOne Instruction, flexible schedules. Call Faith At Merrick Business Center 1. Typing 2. 0010 Enlry 3. MulhmOle 4. WorelStor 5. wordPerfett 6. DisployjWrilll 3 7. O·Bole III Plus e. lotus 1-2·3 TUTORIAL SOFTWARE PACKAGES ~falMERRICK f>.:j llUSlNE..'iS CENTER MERRICK BusfNESS ClNTER_ ~ A ewlSlOf) 01 MemCk Cot1sunanl$. Jnc. for further information (414J 658-8914 Earn more at ECU! We'll get right to the point ... the . percentage point ... and we give you more points - higher rates- when y?U t ECU Regular savings, IRA s, save a . Christmas, CD's, etc.. I Sharpen your pencil and sign up now. i.-~\}CATOits) (j!J> Serving UWP employees and students Tallent Hall, Hm.286, Mon.-Fri. 10-3 553-2150 Ranger Thursday, Apr. 6, 19897 Week at the Park FrIday, April 17 SEMINAR "Focus on Women: The FernJ.nlzation ot Pov. erty" begins at 12 noon. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Office. Monday, April 10 ROUND TABLE "Intergenerational FamUy Relation. ships: Impllcatlons for Mental Health In Later Adult. hood" by Prof. Jeanne Thomas at 12:15 pm In Union 108. The event is tree and open to the public. Wednesday, April 1: CONCERT at 1 p.m. In CA 0118 featuring Parkslde music students. The concert Ia tree and open to the publlc. COMEDIAN Tom Anzalone performs at 9 p.m. In Unlon Square. The event is tree and open to-the publlc and being sponsored by PAB. Tbunday, April 13 MOVIE "U2 Rattle and Hum" (PG) will be shown at p.m. In the Union Cinema. Admlsston is $1.00 for a Parkside student and $2.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. "~o 22" 652-4700 ~ FAMILY HAIR CAPE Specializing in perms. spiral perms. chper CUi • haircuts. highlighting. manicuring, sculptured nails and ups Student Special Get Haircut and ext Haircut i I Price. Jud)' Pulera 3021 - 22nd venu Owner Keno ha, \\ tscon in Present Parkside J.D. At Time or Haircut THE U\v-PJll{KSIDE STUDENT AJ{T SHO\v COMMUNICAnON ARTS GALLERY April 11th thru May 2nd Opening reception April 11th 7-9 pm Gallery Hours: Mon.-Thurs .. 1·6 pm .• Tues.-Wed. 7·10 pm. results' are" ~releasecl-: ....: r.. . • Stranger sex . questIonnaIre ., -Oral.Roberts is, or-course." completely,. undoubtedly, without reservation, unnaturaL by Jon Hearron Edltor-In·CbIef The enee-or-twtce-tn-a-utetime Stranger sex questionnaire generated responses from all comers of the Unlveralty. A sum total of 32 hours were spent compiling the results of the questionnaire. To be frank, reading a research paper on the sex life of the African Tree Toad was more exciting than the .results of the Stranger's sex questionnaire. Anyways here are the tallles; enjoy. I. GENERAL INFORMATION • Of those who completed the survey. 1537 were males. 1669 were females. (Grand total: 3206). • Of the 3206 survey filleroutters, 12 were freshmen, 970 were sophomores, 200 were juniors, 3 were seniors, and 1201were eight-year wonders ... 820 answered with question marks. • As far' as age. 19 were 19 and under. 19 were 19 and over, the remainder left the question blank. • The sexual orientation (of all you sick, dlsgustlng, morally corrupt) of those who responded chose <O(D) Whips and Chains. I. D. SEXUAL KNOWLEDGE • According to the tally, everyone who completed the questionnaire believes that women are unable to become pregnant while Immersed In Cream of Wheat... (Idlots!) • Similarly, everyone believes intercourse with the lights on Is dangerous If you don't know what you're doing. (I bet most were speaking from expertenee.) • All except for the 3 senIors feel autoeroticism Is indeed OK If the auto Is parked In a safe place. • Except for the 1201eightyear wonders and the 3 seniors. all believed oral sex to be natural. Intro to Filipino culture to be held at uW-P An Introduction to PhI1lppine culture complete with arts and crafts, dinner. music and a sUde presentation will be held at Parkside saturday, Aprll15. <0An Evening In the PhI1lppines" will be held at 6:30 p.m. In Main Place. Highlights will Include Filipino dancing by Silahls, a FilIpino dlnner complete with chlcken Adobe, a popular dlsh In the PhI1lpplnes and a bazaar featuring baskets, textiles-and jewelry. A zo.mtnute slide presentation focusing on the culture and people of the Phlilpplnes will be shown by Dick Ammann and Lllllan Trager. both professors at Parkslde. The two have lived and conducted research in the PhI1lpplnes. Cost is $15 for the general public, $13.50 for educators and senior cltlzens and $12for students. Reservations are required. Discounts are available for people registering In groups of six or more. The event is sponsored by Parkside's Office of International Education. WLBR is now accepting applications for Station Manager: Other management positions are also available. Applications available from: WLBR Union 203 Student Life Union 209 Senator John Kehoe D139C PSGA D139A . APPLICATION DEADLINE IS APRIL 17, '1989 AT 5:00P.M. I I m, VOCABULARY • 53% of those who responded were 94% sure of the definition of the word "condominium." 120/0 were 63.8% sure, and the remaining 35% weren't sure now sure they were. • Angiosperm was definitely a word of confusion; nobody was sure how sure they were. • Everybody was 94% sure of the meaning of "night stick ." • 1662 (of the 1669 females questionnaired) were familiar with "Peninsula envy:' None of the male flller-outters responded. • ..oops..... dah. • Surprisingly enough, "stinky twinky" was a word familiar to all except ..the.z fe-':, males not familiar with- "penInsula envy." ' POSSIBLE .PROanatomy .are edible .•.tlwt. mouth program. ' . • Dlsgustll1g Impulses \bat keep cropping up ... eitheriiidlvldual or group, the bllltles are IImlUess! PO!IoI• Editor's Note: We, of tAe Stranger/Ranger clan/31411 hope you enjoyed laat weet~ attempt at' humor. ----Classifieds:------ HELP WANTED LOCAL PART TIME JOBS with nexible hours available summer/fall for students interested in sales. Unlimited earning potential. No prior experience necessary. call the reservation regtstry 1-800-733-3333. cun.o CARE for summer. Needer: a person who is caring. patient. with references for a chlld with special needs. Please call after 6 p.m. ISM9418. MISCELLANEOUS QEOLOGY CLUB: Rock and Gem Sale. April 12·14, 9 a.m.·a p.m. Union Bridge. ROOMMATE WANTED; $225 mo., cable. M/F July 1. Call B.T. cat 6S9- 1977 AFT 553-2223. FOUND: LOCK by bike racks at phys ed building. Claim it with your key at Security. PERSONALS THANK YOU to everyone who helped make Pi Upsilon Beta's TALENT NlTE happen! CONGRATULATIONS NOELLE1 Behavioral Science Division Queen. IV. GRAMS '. Well, finding the bathroom ina strange house was obviously a group program according to our c.ompiled psuedo-data. • Practically Impossible positions was, conversely. an activity for exploring with a gorgeous date. (Note: the cheerleaders who returned the questionnaire believed It to be a group program. ) • How to "Just say no" was a peer-group possible program ... though we know we'd all fail this one! • How to say Yes, Yes, Oh God Yeeesss! was, again, a group program - but only for those of you who are sick. disgusting, morally corrupt people. • some parts of the human WARREN A.K.A. Paul. How 'bout those Peter Pan Peanut Butter Buns? SIOUX: THE weather is cold but the thought is warm. so get rid of the eyeball. From Sin Clair. OVERHEARD in SC ·"Rock a bye baby!" HEY MALmU Ken, whaz-up? Settle down here! Listen up now! R·E·L-A· X. . STARING MAN in coffee "enop. take a picture. it lasts longer. ' RONDA: BEWARE Ali Baba is back to catch you in the act. RONDA: HOW WAS the blue-eyed pizza pizza man. MARIE: NEED your hormones expelled? See me! . JEANETTE: WHAT happened to my curel? Or did you use it to shrink my sweatshirt? 6B ·BILL Ohm. answer the phone. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Brian!! Love, Jen. 5E ·T.P. YA right! You'll call! WANNA CLIQUE' PAD' We'll "clique" ya in the forehead. SO ·J.D. YA Right! SA ·M. MONROE What goes on in there? JFK JOHN A. RAKOW; Your still not over the hill. Happy B-Day Bro. INTERPRETED: "A friendship is a relationship and I am a bitch." ARMANDO ·WE "Wanda" have an· SummerFinancial Aid Applica· ·tion deadline is April 22, 1989. Summer aid is awa,rded using 1988·89 need analysis docu· ments.If you did not·apply for 1988-89and wish to apply for Summer 1989, do so immedi· ately. The Pell Grant processor must receive your application by May 1, 1989. Contact, the Financial Aid Office, 284Tallent Hallfor details. other party! This ones in the .... okay? -Wanda 1 & Wanda 2. DAN EMER. HO\I,' about a aCJ Gives us a cail! ·The "Wanda" ....... I WAS just wondering ·11"II real? SIPPY THE "bundle man," ,. .. not forgotten. CLIFF: THE eyeball 11=1' scuba diver -piease come hontt. YER-YERlt? 6B -M.M. ·VA right! 5A ·K.G. ·YA right! 'You'U caBf 4J -B.J. ·YA rIght! You'U caUl PROKOS FUNERAL Home: was busy sacrificing vlrginB .. ! ing neighborhood dogs ·RA SA . Leave that Jon. GO GREYHOUND" and lea" .. driving to Rose. 30 ·D.M. YA right! You'll CIBlI won't pressure you!! 4J ·WHAT are you? Who ".JIll wearing? -Passton PrinCelJ8. DAVE AND JULIE. dota, tkIIdiIt. questions en trenceie, SYLVIA,. SHEILA. ALL WE are saying ...lI give III'" ass. A BIG THANK you to allwI»'" me celebrate my 23rd. It WlUI.1IIIt' to remember. Love Ya AU, Naaer' better known as Lush. 3B -J.P YA Rlght! HEY 3C girls -we hear you're_ cool, let's ~et together and JIlUVI~ TIM D. COOK -We haven't ."" see you a lot. I think you are .- lutely gorgeous and wanted ,.. know. -An Admirer. ..... HEY "DENNY" I'm sWlfIDdIM'''' everywhere from Frltt&1! .... , dance!? Michelle --a 111: EUGENE, LET'S cut tile --r and got on with it! It. U'ITLE DIRDIE now lmOWI cret. It is not flowers, It II - ...!t nuts. IT is grapes. oranpI._ nanas that lead to a women" "'" DOUG S. LOOK out behiml JCIl:I, ... you enter bathrooms; 1'111iitII =~~u~~~: :tiliu:.tor'" You have one hour to prove to us! ·Wonder Women. .MIt. BELLYBUTTON -III!t% "a lack of professionsJ1slP lfrci;'S:'~OT.eus 1/1'. 111ft' ton is the Ayatullah! OVERHEARD IN the RollI" '" "Kehoe's losing his baUI ..... turn Is it to dean e~." ..-! ~::~Esl~t~ at ~ rI time!" O.K, M.B. bad 1Ift~ THE BISON lives! Too I ,,,,, UP to another threesome •• ners. Club Events HOMECOMING COMMITTEE ntecoming committee =.n, are now available from e Welsh In Union 209. : committee hopes to meet f1lI1In the next few weeks. fIJ1OD' interested In partici- ~ In the planning of next p.ar'sHomecoming event is invited to sign up. RAClNE.KENOSHA "HOYNATURE CLUB \lie Racine·Kenosha Hoy Na- \UI'S Clubwill meet Thursday, April 6 at Riverbend Center, S800 N. Green Bay Rd., Ra-, cine. At6 p.m, there wlll be a WIldflOwerwalk, and at 7' pm, liMen & Women in Con- - servatlon,"will be presented by LIlaBerge. The public is invited to attend. Refreshmentswill be served. PSICWt PSYCIIOLOGY CLUB PSiCHI/Pschology club will be having a bake sale Wednesday,April 12, from 10 a.m, to 2p.m. in the alcove across from the library. Anyone interestedin atending the PSI em convention in Madison on AprU.29, or becoming an officer for next year should see oneof the present officers for information. ENGINEERING CLUB TheEngineering Club will be holdingan all·you-can.eat fish fry on April 14, from 5 to 9 p.m., at the Kenosha National GuardArmory iocated at 4200 13rd Ave. Ticketsare $6.50 and can be pu~chasedat the engineering ·offlee(MOLN 253) Volunteer bookkeeper needed, CDispute Settlement of Rame needs a bookkeeper who can volunteer 1-2 hours twice ~emonth. Do you have bookrt epIng skills and need expewence on your resume? Do rat you can to assure emp oyment after graduation ('d be a valuable volunteer ~ a small non~profit agency. cor more information, .call U a':"'l at 553-2200 or come to Dian209. RESEARCH INFORMATION ~ LIbra" of InfDrmatlon In u.s. • AU o Sflb}e<t5· r;er CatalogTOdaywith Visa/MC or COO "i;fi,al'!.,III, 800..351..0222 o In aliI. (213) 477-8226 I~'rush$2.00to: Research Information 322 Idaho Ave, N206-A, los Angeles. CA 90025 ~~.:~ a lot is hanging· semester winds d~ semester about this time As th a lot hangs In the ba~ome students begin to re~llze lha~ begin to mount and llfe~~e. End of semester pressures bee:r;-.~e past twelve weeks~er seems as casual as it had Its important, not to let all th get the best of you. Grab e semester_end activities you have assignments an: calendar and map out when final exams are. Mark in the b:ers due. and when your do your assignments and e you think you'll need to prepare for finals. If you're Since y'QU asked. .. The Counselor's Corner by Stu Rubner working and going to school, mark down your work hours. And don't forget to put down other scheduled events like family activities, concerts, ballgames and the like. What you're tr-ying to do is get a picture of just how much you have going on in the remaining weeks of the semester. If your first priority is schoolwork then almost everything you do In the remaining weeks should revolve around that commitment. .If it doesn't look like you7 ve got enough uncommitted time for studying7 paper writing7 and preparing for teste, make some adjustments! • Since so many students work in addition to going to school, this is one area that requires serious scrutiny. Talk with your employer about the possibility of tempo' rarily reducing some of your hours or getting someone . else to work your scheduled tsmes. • 'Stick to the times you7ve identified as study times. It may be tough passing up an opportunity to be.outside on a warm Spring day, but it wi!! be tough startmg the Sum' CLASSIFIED STAFF DISTINGUISHED SERVICE AWARD Deadli~e for the Classif.ied~taff D~stinguished Service Award nominatIons IS April 14, 1989. Criteria • Nominees should be those who: 1. are carrying or have carried exceptional workloads 2. show exceptional performance 3 are engaged in activities that ~romote the well- . being of the campus community and/or general public 4 exhibit exceptional effort that enhances the . individual'S work site. department, and/or university in general. mination forms and a list of eligible. N~ssified staff are available at the URlO~ ~nformation Ce~ter and the library/LearRlng Center CirculatIon Desk. Ranger Thursday. Apt. 8. 1989 9 in the balance ... mer or FaU aemeateT Oft. wa.rniftg or probatiotl.. • Make ....re you find as quiet a place as poarible for studying. • Use effective techniques for preparing for f1-1s (see • next week's Ranger for some helpful_gest"","). . • The Lea1"'ning Assistance and COKMeliKg office is giv~ .ng a workshop on Tuesday, April 18th from 3'~pm. in WLLO D-150en.titled HHow to Take Objective Teata. U Til'" is a Hmust attend:" event unle33 you kn.ow euerything there is to know about taklng this tllPe of test; no reserva' tions a.re needed ... ;u.st show up. • Make sure you have as clear an idea a3 posaible as to what will be covered on your finals. You should also know what criteria wiU be used to judge papera you are submit· ting. Remember, the best surprise i3 flO aurpTise. • There are "Review for Final.s'7 sesaions coming .cp for math 015~016, and I1f!. Sponsored by Learning As"iatance and Oounselingl these review session..! are held Oft. Mall 2nd and ..tn. and fLO reservation& are needed. Watch for dates and time" in th.e Ranger and Oft. bu.lletin board". in clas"rooms. If all of this is simply too much to deal with, make an appointment to sit down and talk with one of the two counselors on campus - Barbara Larson or Stu Rubner. Both are located In the Counseling and Testing ornce, WLLC D·l75. They will help you sort th1ngS out and get you thJnking about how to manage your life more effectively during these rema.lnlng weeks of the semester. In any case, do what you can to be as successful as possible. A lot of resources are at your disposal. The rest is up to you. . College Students "EARN EXTRA MONEY' AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. 654-1366 M-W-F 8:30-4:30 T-TH 10-7 • SHERATON ~ now accepting applications for the following positions: • Cashier. Host/Hostess • Waiters/Waitresses • Bussers • Room Service Waiters Benefits include: Full medical & dental; paid vacations; paid breaks with meals; length of service awards; as well as many other incentive programs. Trump's otters flexible schedule for a.m. & p.m. shifts. If you feel qualified to join the Sheraton/J. Trump's team, please pick up an application at the restaurant hostess stand. Washington Avenue, Racine • 10 Thursday. Apr. 6. 1989 Ranger Price,StephensonAII-Americans--- fourth match of the tourney. Tremelling suffered his tourney-ending loss when he was pinned, despite holding the lead before he was taken to his back. Steve Roher, Scott Wessley, and Rob Fox also participated In the NAIA tourney, but all failed to win matches. Wessley drew the national champion in his first bout, then was eliminated by the number four finisher in the competition. As a team, the Rangers finished impressively in both tournaments. despite having to split their squad as both tournaments were on the same weekend. In the NCAA II Nationals, the rangers placed 16th, and in the NAIA Nationals, they finished 26th. In the final national polls, the Rangers were ranked 16th and 12th in the NCAA and the NAIA respectively. Price. from page 12 at the hands of Western Mon· tana's Rod Clugston, who placed third, and Casey Schweitzer from Valley City State, who finished fourth. Five other Rangers nearly earned All American honors. Mark Hemauer and Arthur Demerath both competed in the NCAA II Nationals, each coming within one victory of All American status. Each won their first match and lost their second, both by eight points and both to the respective number one seeds in their weight class. Likewise, in their next matches, Hemauer and Demerath both lost. 6-4, and were eliminated from the tourney. Tim Whit· ing, John Karl. and Keven Tremelling all wrestled in the NAIA tourney with each coming within one victory of All American status. Whiting won his first match after receiving a bye in the first match, while Karl and 'r'remelling won their first two Pitching fails, Rangers drop two ... by Mario Lemeiux kota was reached for four Rangers lost the servlcoC\ The Parkslde Ranger Base.' runs, the big blow coming on .c:'"tcher Gary Fritsch for" baU team, after being Idle for a one-out, two-run by Lewis' .slbly a week as he reaqa. almost three weeks because Bill Judge. ,vated. a hamstring • of the weather. returned to The score remained at 4-1 .early m game one. The action last Friday against until the fifth when a lead-off Fritsch jumbled the Lewis University by losing a double and a RBI single :line-up as freshman Don pair to the Flyers in Romeo. knocked Pluskota out of the :ler, normally a catcher. ville, Illinois, game and extended the Flyer .himself in the lead-off The Ranger hitters didn't lead to 5-1. Dan Langendorf the Ranger ltne-up 88 waste any time in getting on relieved Pluskota and retired started in left field. the board against the Flyers. six of the seve; batters he Pa~kside's offense Ken Neese, the Parkside faced to shut down Lewis. no ttme in ~etting OIl third-baseman, led off .the Unfortunately. Lewis board again. In the top contest by roping a double to starter Roger Popplewell was second, consecutlve left, and he later scored on also shutting down the by .Neese and Jeff Re Brian Gauthier's double to Rangers as he spread out 19n1ted. a three-run raIIt stake the Rangers to a 1-0 three Ranger singles in the the third, they picked lead. final five innings. relinqulsh- where they left off by s That lead lasted until the ing only one more run as the four times as parkslde! bottom of the second. when Flyers took the opener 5-2. advantage of. three Ranger starter Darrin Plus- More. importantly, the errors in jumping outto - lead. Starter Jeff Lemme was unable to protect lbe BRAS S TAP his offense staked ~-, After retiring the Ill'IR' men in order. Lemm 1618 63rd St. faltered by walking the off batter in what lunl Just East of Armando's Body Shop to be a five-run inning Flyers which pulled Attn: Students over 21 within a pair 7·5. Jeff Fennrick ri Sh 10 d d 0 ff Lemmermann. and OW your car s an get 1 0/0 0 Flyers reached him fo~r all beer and drink prices. (Student runs in the fifth, takiDi lead when MIke S discount does not apply to any other scored on Dave Re . I ) throwing error after hI-- specra S. pled to tie the game.HI Parkside threatened Listen to Kenosha's best juke box sixth when Gauthier t h 5 a one-out double, bUt sys em were songs are still just and Relkowski both 50~!!Featuring Dokken, INXS, AC/DC down on strikes agatnst d reliever Jay Russ NO PURCHASE an many more., ended the' game at siX NECESSARY. FROM THE - Pool, Darts, Video Games, and ~~~~-- R~:e/~~~~~d d:P1~ P-SI DE FOOD-SERVICE. Pinball also available. So stop in the Lewisraisedtheir~ ~ 'd 6. On the day. Gau rn ays & Saturdays starting at 8 p.m. four for seven with a Parkside Food-Service Employ' ees doubles and an Neese was three tor and Contract Administrators not BRASS TAP with two doubles runs scored. Plu SIld eligible to win. received the loss lit L ..:- -.J 1618 63rd St. one, dropped his re •7'"-:-:----------------------.J and Fennrlck, the nightcap, alSO dr<>PtMllJ Scott Stephenson AII·Amerlcan at 158 lbs, . , matches before losing. Whit· ing lost his next two matches. first to the eventual winner and next to the' fourth-place finisher. Karl came within one point of All American. but lost a 4-3 decision in his COMING SOON! REGISTER AND WIN A SCHWINN TEN SPEED BIKE STARTING APRIL 17TH. Women's Softball Home Double Header vs. Lake Forest Game 1- UW-Parkside 10 Lake Forest 6 Win - Hansen (4-2) •• The Ranger record !lOW stands at 7-&·· .Game 2- UW.Parkside 13 (5 innings) Win - Livesey, Karen (1-3) Lake Forest 2 �illVaukee10ronlONil' york· DetroitCleValandoaklandKanllS City· Texlt' MinnesotacaliforniaChicagosealllePillaburgh. New YorkMontrealChicagoSt. LouisPhiladelphiaJeff Lammermann Sports Editor AL EAST This young colt has the staml . run-if all four legs get healthy ~~~o Win a stretch Anther good bet to place but a st stay that way. could give them wire-ta-wire win rong start All depends upon how hard this 1,0 .. holds onto the reigns. Early injurie rse SIJOCkey this runner boxed in. . s cou d keep This aging horse has the experience to sta . . strong, but won't have the kick to keep up rt th stretch run. . In e Too many distractions in home stabl this pony to repeat last year's come_efrsomto_bexpect hinder. . eStill a future project with potential down the road. Apprentice Jockey will use this race f penance. or exAn 8th place, finish in last year's seven hor race. Expect a slow start again this race ..:ell· prove by \I pole; , 11m· Ranger Thursday. Apr. 6, 1989 11 A's, Mets have right stuff to capture baseball titles Al WEST This thorou~hbred has wire-to-wire potential in Improvmg field. Should win going away after tight start. An old favorite who could steal this one away. Has good mix of experience and new blood. Will have to nde whip. Always lots of promise, but past runs have been drssappointtnq. Could turn trend with new blood this year. Lived off storybook race in maiden year, not ready to run in improved field. . Ques.tionable pitching staff will cause this philly to fade In the second turn. A good bet to come around in a few. Running way above class in this race. Needs good claiming race to find way into money down the road. Home stables give this foal problems in all areas. Past performance indicate poor races ahead. NL EAST A sleeper with a veteran jockey. May win photo. Class of field, but outside pressure could take toll. . . Always a good money bet. Could surprise field. Lights are on, but only an outside shot at best. Would fare better in weaker field. Lacks big guns. Lottery ticket would be better investment. NL WEST Cincinnati- Consistent money finisher will finally find roses. San Diego. Made big class move over break, Will contend early. Los Angeles- Did it with mirrors in last. Not enough to repeat. Houston- Pitching will keep them there early, but will fade. San FranciSCO-Young staff not quite ready. Wait. Atlanta- Just here to fill the card. by Jeff Reddick A.L. EAST Toronto has finally put all the ~gos aslde and, for the first time In three years, all the pieces fit together. Sorry Milwaukee fans that BreCrew cannot win from Ii hospital bed. If they can get healthy early they're legit. Look for Cleveland as a darkhorse. If they can put all the personnel moves Into a cohesive unit they may edge out everybody. Boston IS too worried about 'The days and nights of Margo Adams' to do anything. Detroit is becoming genatnch while Naw York will see themselves in the paper so much they'll believe thay'ra in first (but the ink is compliments of George Steinbrenner). If Baltimore were any worse the whole team would be sent down to the farm. A.L. WEST Oakland is about to start the dynasty of the 90's much like their empire of the early 70's. What more can you say about a team capable of hitting over 250 homers while holding opponents to two runs per game. Minnesota finally puts it together and the west suddenly isn't the other division. Too bad for them. texas is gaining and may only be a year away while the rest of the division is made up of pretenders who are all at least two or three years away from having any cases of pennant fever. N.L. EAST Start spreading the news - the Mets are unstoppable. The best starting rotation in the majors supported arguably by the best bullpen. With a staff lika this a triple A team could provide enough run support to carry them to a pennant. So cool off Daryl, you're not the whole team. Pittsburgh needs big years from everybody and the Mets to open a M'NS'H unit, but don't expect it this year. Montreal has just about enough ripe talent to start trading it off ala Gary Carter. If they do stand pat they're not far away, but not this Who will win where, k td ~~ t H according to the Par Sl e exper s 000 AL East AL West NL East NLWest Jon Hearron Milwaukee Oakland New York San Diego (Ranger Editor) Cincinnati Wayne Dannehl New York Oakland New York (Athletic Director) Cincinnati Bill Topp Boston Minnesota pittsburg (Basketball Writer) Cincinnati Gary Fritsch Toronto Minnesota New York (Baseball Captain) Cincinnati Kelly McKissick New York Oakland New York (News Editor) . New York Los Angeles Craig Simpkins Milwaukee Oakland (Business Manager) San Diego Brad Behling Mitwaukee Oakland Chicago (Advertising Manager) xear. 5t. Louis may do very well (It IS an odd year isn't tl) yeah sure. and Baltimore will win a hundred games. A starting rotalion of nobodies won't get to Tod "We are the" Worrell who will get a much needed year off and a lot of rest even if he doesn't need it. The Cubs keep getting more fans and this winter was no exception as they added many Texas Rangers fans to their support by sending Texas a Christmas present in Rafiel Palmeri<>. The Phillies need nine young Mike Schmidts and that ain't going to happen any time soon. N.L WEST San Diego has the right stuff this year. Thay plugged two big hoies by acquiring Jack Clark and Walt Terrel. lt's enough to win out here. Cincinnatti perenn~ al second place finishers will be there again, you can bet on that Pete. It's going to take Los ~ geles 'till August to forget '88 and move on to '89 and WII be too late even in this dIViSion. Houston has great pttching because of its huge park. but that isn't very good for the hitters. Move in the pasture a bit and show confidence in the staff if you've got a chance. San Francisco needs a new park if they're ever gOlOg to contend. Atlanta may start a new seoes of the At· lanta Murders only thiS time on the Baseball FIBld. The postseason will feature the matchup evarybody wanted last fall - New York and Oakland. This fall they will get n. With New York commq out on top because pitching wins the fall claSSIC and that's enough of an edge for the Mets pitchers who don't need many edges. Of course if Cleveland can .. - or MHo. waukee mlqhl... etc ... etc, Pack of Lies. When~u party remember to.., Ix.il 1,'11 ~n.did.UIOU'''''llJl"" ,,- . (J' 1Wl'e llJl,;urelei:out"":'.. ehe do Ita!dn u • First National's TYME Twice As Convenient Many Parkside students and faculty rely heavily upon TYME machines for their basic banking needs, The First National Bank of Kenosha makes that more convenient because it has two TYME machines only minutes from Parl<side, • SOmers Branch 1350-22nd Avenue • North Branch 30th Avenue and Washington Road In all. the First National Bank has seven locations in Kenosha County. Let us serve you in all of your banking needs. ~ FIRST NATIONAL BANK W of Kenosha Other LocatiollS: _...- OOwlrtOWR K-aa. AI.tto 8atlll; 50lrUl an.tl IkWldl SSZZIttlA". SSOI1tt1A". ""IOtII"- MOO...... _..... F.D.I.C. _..- c:or- oi' 1tWf. .._10 Ranger baseball splits in home opener- ..... by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor The Parkside's men's baseball squad opened up their horne schedule last Saturday, splitting a twin bill with Indiana-Purdue University of Indianpolls. In the opener, Parkside jumped out to an early 3-1 advantage with Armand Bonoflgllo hitting his first homerun of the year In the 1st and Ron Wilke driving In a run In the two.run second. Starter Dennis Oakley made the lead stand until the fourth, when the Metro's Tony Long hit a bases loaded single off Oakley'S glove to tie the score at 3-3. Coach Red Oberbrunner went to his bullpen and brought In Dan Langendorf, who escaped the fourth with no further dama~e. In the fifth, however, I.U.P.U.I. reached Langendorf for two more runs, keyed by Bob Limbaugh's double. The Metros weren't finished there, as they knocked Langendorf out of the box in the sixth by scoring five times. Chris Assmusen relieved him and didn't fare much better as he was greeted by an RBI double and a two-run nomerun in the eight-run sixth to lock the game for the Metros. The Ranger offense, on the other hand, was shut out from the second inning on, reachIng base only four times In the final innings. Langerdorf suffered the loss. his first of the season as Parkside dropped their fourth straight of the young season. In game two. the Ranger hitters came out flying, scoring seven times in the openIng inning. Doug Londo's tworun double and Don Keller's three-run double were the big blows as eleven Rangers stepped to the plate In the Innln!l'~_ The Metros chipped away at the lead with a run In the second and two in the third before Parkside scored again In the fourth with a single tally, but were unable to put the Metros away as they stranded the bases loaded In the inning. \ Again, I.U.P.U.I. chipped .away against Ranger starter steve Leonard with single runs In the fourth and fifth to pull within 8-5. Finally, the Rangers carne with the knockout punch, this time scoring four runs in toe sixth as Gauthier doubied horne Bonoflgllo with - his fourth hit of the contest to pump the Ranger lead back to 12-5. Darkness cut the game to only six innings as Leonard went the distance for the win, .his first of the year. On the t()ffensive slate, Gauthier was .a perfect four for four with :two runs scored and an RBI. Doug Londo and Keller each were two for two as Keller :!knocked in four and Londo 1knocked In two and scored a ]pair, as the Rangers scored 112times, their highest output fOfthe season. Parkside, now '2-5, will next take on UW- .Madison on Tuesday in Madi- .son, Indiana's record stood at .7-17after the split. Loss of Fritsch hasjumb line-up (Pric~ adds largest of jewels to his crown Special to the Ranger The Parkside wrestling team ended the season on a very successful note this year I as Ted Price became the seventh ever Ranger to win a national championship. He accomplished this at the NCAA II Nationals held at California State University of Pennsylvania. Wrestling In the 167lb. class, Price had to defeat tour wrestlers to win the title. His first win was an 8·2 triumph over Rich Wright of Ashland College. Next, Price won by Injury default when Indianapolis University's Chris Pughese dropped out while trailing 11-3. In the semi finals, Price was pushed In his tightest match of the meet, defeating Dave Yahner of Pitt-Johnstown In overtime, 5-1. Ted rallied from a' 1-Qdeficit with just 20 seconds ~.. remainlng in the overtime with a reversal and a near fall to put h1rn In the finals. Brad Morris of Ferris State was Price's final opponent of the tournament. The two had met on two previous occaslons, with Morris winning last. year and Price wlnnlng earlier this year. Price won Ted Price a season of success the rubber match with a 5·4 victory which he controlled from wire to wire. The victory gave Price a season mark of 47-4. the most wins by any NCAA wrestler In the country. The national championship was the first for Parkside ..since Bob Gruner did It In 1979 at 158 lbs. In the NAIA. Since then, 33 Rangers have earned AllAmerican honors, but none have reached the top of the award stand as Price did. Price's win qualified him to compete In the NCAA I National Championships In Oklahoma City. Amateur Wrestling News had Price ranked number 11 in the nation coming into the tournament. In his opener, Ted defeated Mark Perkins, the New England League Champion from New Hampshire, by a 5-2 margin. Price then carne up against John Hefferman from the perennial powerhouse Iowa University. Hefferman a two-time All American wa~ the third ranked wrestl~r at , 167lbs. In one of the most exciting matches of the tournamen~, Price lost In overtime by a 2-1 score after tying In regulation 4·4. Fresno State's Dan Nlehbur eliminated Price from the tournament with a 10-2 win In a consolation match.' One other Parkside wrestier, Scott Stephenson, earned All American -honors, as he competed In the NAIA Cham plonshlps In, JamestownNorth Dakota. Stephenso~ placed seventh, going 4-2 In the tourney. His losses were See All-Americans, page 10 THE WEEK AHEA Men's Baseball: TODAY at UI-Chicago Circle Aprl 8th HOME vs. M.S.O.E--NOON Apr. 11th HOME vs. Carthage College--1:00 Women's Softball: Apr. 8th HOME vs. DePaul U.--NOON Aprl10th at UW-Green Bay--5:00 P.M. Apr. 11th HOME ~s. UI-Chicago--3:00 P Men's Tennis: Apr. 10th HOME vs. UW-Milwaukee--3:00R Apr. 11th HOME vs. Concordia--3:00 p, Men & Women's Track: Apr. 8th PAHKSIDE OPEN--NOON Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 25, April 6, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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