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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, .Ian. 19, 1988 L.----'D~C9 ~1 n ') ~ u[H]~ QJJ[M!]~%7~[R1~~lf'\r(Q)[F W~~~(Q)[N]~~[N]D[Fl~[R1~~~[Q)~ Vol. ,c:.VII,No • 15 • UW-Parkside's Kenosha Transit riders to pay more, fares ris~ng by Kelly McKissick News Editor Kenosha college students whodepend on the Kenosha Transitfor their trips to and from Parkside will have to makea few adjustments in theirlives. EdwardJenkins, director of theKenosha Department of Transportation,said students willno longer be given "dtecount"bus fares. and tokens will no longer be used for Parksidestudents' fares. Student bus fares are 45 cents, and Jenkins said. "Normallythe student fares are for those up through grade 12. We allowed Park· sidestudents to take adan- !age ofthat fare but our fundingsourcesare drying up. We Will haveto charge (Parkside students)the adult fare." Theadult fare was raised tofill cents per ride on Jan. 3. IIonlhlyunlimited bus passes wereraised to $18. Jenkins saidParkside students will no longerbe allowed to use sing1e·ridetokens on the Kenoilia transit anymore because Of a dlscrepency among KenOShand Racine transit Iystemsand Parkside. He-expla[neKend that the tokens for osha and Racine look Bbnllar.so many times BaelnKenetokens were used for OShaTransit. "In the past, we could be Jofundedfor those mixed-up tokens,but that agreement no Promo video of Parkside released by Kelly McKissick News Editor Video tapes are definitely "in" these days. You can watch a movie, sweat to stay beautiful with Jane Fonda or learn about fly·flshing in front of the TV set. Colleges and universities across the country have been riding on the video wave to promote their facilities, and Parkside is not one to be left out of the game. The promotional video of the campus is approximately five minutes long. It was written, shot and edited Prof. Lee Van Dyke, chairman of the dramatic' arts department. The video was shot with campus equipment, starred Parkside students and had its musical score composed by a student as well. VanDyke said he approached Assistant Chancellor of Student Affairs G. Gary Grace with the idea of a video last summer. According to Van Dyke. Grace knew Parkside needed a promotional video but said there were no funds available to have one made. Van Dyke showed Grace that the video could be produced on campus, and the camera started rolling. Pieces of the video were shot during Aug. and Sept. on campus. Van Dyke used slldes of the campus to heip with the Imagery of the video, mlxing action and still shots. He also borrowed a fly.over shot of the campus from wtsconsin Bell, which recently produced a promotional video for Kenosha. The entire month of Oct. was spent editing. Van Dyke said, "Editing is the hardest The Kenosha buses will continue to drop-off and pick up Parksiders but at a higher price. ' longer stands," Jenkins sai~; "We're losing money now. Tokens are no longer sold on campus, but students who still have tokens wll1 be able to use them untll Feb. l. JenkinS does not want students to feel that they are being left out In the cold in this 'issue and encourages them to buy the montWy bus passes instead. -rr someone uses the pass twice a day, five days per week for one month, they are actually saving money over paymg 55 cents per ride," he said. "There is a discount feature there." MonWy unllmited ride passes are available at the Information Desk in the Union Bazaar." Access improvement near completion by Kellie Paccagnella With the handicap access imProvement project 70-80 percent completed, handicapped students and faculty WU1no longer be llmited to Wherethey can go at ParkSide. Biehn Construction, the firm responsible for the project, should complete the alterations within the next two Weeks. The handicap access ImProvementproject consists. of ProViding automatic door OPeners, altering the elevator COntrols, providing wheelchair lifts to Main Place, and ~terlng designated partltio,\s Tallent Hall and the Physl' Cal Education building. Financed by the State BUilding Commission, the . Project cost approxtmately '" ' . , . $139,500, according to Gary Goetz Assistant Chancellor for Administration and Fiscal Affairs. Although most of the construction was completed ov~r Christmas vacation, there IS un work to be finished. The ~~ntrols on the insides of the I tors will ·be lowered, so ~t~~:nts and faculty in wheelchairs can reach them. . the The shower stalls U1 . Physical Education bUlldmg will also be altered to accomodate the needs of the handicapped. Clean-up w,:,rk . the Tallent Hall bullding ~s et to be completed. soy far there has not been nse to the altera· f.ny s ~~e. Goetz enc':lUrages IOn e from handIcapped ~~~~~~:s and faculty concerning these improvements, photo by JOM KehOe Biehn workers install lin. Lee Van Dyke part of the job. TWs video reo quired lots of editing because you only see some images for 'a few seconds." A voice-ever technique was combined with the musical score for the soundtrack to the video. Van Dyke had to use equipment at Jones Intercable In Kenosha to accomplish the task. "We want people to watch the video and consider Parkside, to see what Is in UleLr own back yard," Van Dyke said. "I think It Is just a better start for an introduction to Parkstde, It Is better than having someone sit In fornt of you and tell you about the campus. This way you can see the campus whUe you learn about it.tt A spokesperson for Enroll· ment Services said 7~ copies of the video have been ordered. It was shown two days during registration last week In MaIn Place. The Video w1l1 be used at recruiting opportunities such as ortentattcn, open houses and recruitment fairs. Inside ..• Page 2••• Winter Camlval gives campus the "big chili." Page 4... News Briefs Page 5••• UltraViolet Plays Parkslde Page 7... Counselor's Comer: Annoying Professors Page 11... Sports! Sports! Sports! . , . . . . 2 Thursday, Jan. 19, 1989 Ranger IL-ie_tt_ers_Io_l_he_e_d_ilo_P_- _I IF/awed logic' to racist literature To the Editor: I would lU<eto address once more the racist literature distributed on campus last semester and respond to the anonymous letter to the editor to reveal the flawed logic Inherent In the arguments contained therein. I offer this perspective from the viewpoint called upon by the author and solicitor of the letter. on the "higher level of reason and rights" the author chooses to hlde behlnd as justification for hls "arguments." The author discusses "raclal intolerance." "Intolerance" is del1ned in the dictionary as "the quallty or state of being unable or unwilling to endure or grant equal freedom of expresalon, to When qualified with the word "racial," It does not leave much room tor other rights granted In the U.S. Constitution, the document so cleverly used as a shIeld by the author. The basis of the author's assertion rests upon the freedoms granted to individuals, which, according to him, grants hlm the right to speak out against a body of people. But he, and others Ilke hlm, have pushed thls "right" beyond the limits whlch make It equItable for all members of society. The First Amendment right to free speech cannot be used to dJsenfranchlse a group of their rights any more than this freedom can be used to overthrow the representative government whlch has preserved this right of ours, or an individual can bear arms and use these arms to commit crimes, or to take another person's life, as they then infringe upon other people's rights granted In the same document so eloquently and often referred to by these people, the U.S. Constitution. They bave, essentially, Ignored one set of rights and broadened the scope of others. Each right in the Constitution is complemented by others that act to restrict It, so as to avoid rampant abuse and suppression of people by others. These arguments call for the subjugation of an entire segment of the population on the basis of nationality. This does not conform to the inalienable rights of all human beings, also provided for In the U.S. Constitution, as these arguments do not tolerate the existence of the group being condemned. How can anyone ba ve the audacity to hide behlnd the right to free speech, when In reallty thls right Is being abused to disenfranchise a group from partictpation in the same right? This, therefore. is the contradictlon, thus Invalldatlng their contentions. The thesis that these individuals assert Involves tile alienation of one group of individuals on the basis of their genetic heritage. is is upon this contradiction, this flaw, In the arguments bgelng promoted that I submit my counter-thesis: that these contentions have no place in a society founded on religious, economic, and social freedom. In summary, tjus contradiction traps those who would forward It. It Is argued that people are human on the basis of physical synthesis. That argument was dismissed by the Unlted States Federal Goverenment In 1863 by the LIncoln Administration. If these people wish to discuss the disenfranchisement of peoples, then they Inevitably discuss the implementation of totalltarlan rule. And thls Is not an acceptable alternative to democracy. Respectfully, Ross J. Pettit IF 1HA11UX IS 100 TIGHT, TRY ON ONE OF MY OLD SUITS. Condoms: can sex really be safe? Last semester a letter crossed my desk which was from two students who were upset about condoms being passed out during an AIDS awareness week. Their argument was that passing out. condoms promotes pre-marital sex. While others may respond to this specific Issue I would like to address the idea of "safe sex" and AIDS. Space does not allow for a thorough examination of the religious and moral vtewpoints In this area. Condoms are usually promoted as a way of having "safe" sex. Most college students know that the use of condoms Is not a 1000/0 effective method of birth control. What makes anyone think It would be 1000/0 effective against acquiring AIDS? I am happy to see that machines that not perfectly safe but can help prevent acquiring AIDS. When the naive young adult dies from thinking-he or she Wll8 using condoms, the question wUl be, I' trlbuted to this death?' promoted the use of as •'safe" sex? Do not that using condoms your sex safe. Your risk. Sincerely, Rev. Mark GotvaJd, Catholic Campus M Thanks UW·P,for support of Armenia ARMENIAN EARTHQUAKE To the Editor: On December 7 Ihe population of northwestern Armenia suffered Incredible devastation and loss from an earthquake which came without warning - 60,000 dead; 130,000 Injured and half mUilon left homeless. We all watched the horror on our terevtson screens and read the reports in the newspapers. Armenians allover the world mourned; our parents were survivors of the 1915 Genocide perpetrated by the Ottoman Turks when 1.5 million Armenians were Massa. cred and thousands were orphaned, many of whom In later years came to live in Racine and nearby cities. In February 1988 In neighboring Azerbaijan, massacres were perpetrated by the Azerl Turks and many Armenians were murdered, women beaten and raped and homes were looted and burned. Ironically thousands of Armenians who fled Azerbaijan settled In the very towns which later were destroyed and devastated in the earthquake. The world responded to the SUffering In unprecedented relief efforts. In Racine and surrounding communities hundred of people called th~ local Armenian churches offering ald. An outpouring of donations deluged their ofEDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor-in.Chief Kelly McKissick News Editor Laura Pestka Entertainment Editor Jeff Lemmermann •................... $Qorts Editor Kevin Zirl<etbsch ..•••......•............ Copy Edijor John Kehoe ....................•......... Photo Editor Christine Oejno .......•........ Asst. Photo Editor Slu Rubner ..•...........••..•...........•....... Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins .......•.•. ,..,..... Circulatjon Manager John M~rter ..,..................•.. Oistributkm Manager Curt Shlrcel ,.., Business Manager GENERAL STAFF David Boyd, Michelle Gaal, Abu Hassein Sharon Kra~, Jeff Lewis, .Karen McKissick, ChUck Mioht, Geraldine Murawski, SCott Singer. Bill Topper Rob Twardy, Daniel Vallin .. Keme Paccagnella, Vk:kie PUndsack, Jeff Reddick, Dawn Mailand. Rangeris written a~d edit~d by students of UW-Parkside, who are solely responsiblewiltS ~ CYda~ndcontent. It IS published every Thursday during the academic year except _ breakS~;I' I Leiters to the editor wlU be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 wordS It h ettldersmust be signed, With a telephone number included for verification purposes. NameS wi! e upon request. _ I Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and reluse those which are lalse andlor de- amatory. . T~~~~~~:'for all letters.and.classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication Ali correspondence should be addreSSed to: Ranger. UW-Parkside Box 2000, Ke- . , •• , ,~0g)ha WI 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (AdvertiS- Picture this: it's early Feb. andyou're settling down into the comfortable pattern of secondsemester when, all of a sudden,there are hundreds of people running around doingoff the wall stuff, hav, Ing a great time. Ah, it's Winter Carnival, and you don't want to be left out in the snow. "The 'Big Chlll," also knownas "The Cold Wars." is the theme for this 'year's earnival, Running Feb. 6.10, the carnival wlJl feature the popular events from last year, as well as new events, promisinga good time for all. Therewill be team and individual events open to all staff, facuity, students and alumnI.Of the alumni participallon,Terri DeRosier, chair. person of Winter Carnival Commiltee,said, "It'll be fun. to see the old timers again! " The events feature prizes that make up the core of the Winter Carnival festivities. For individual events, Winter carnlvalsweatshirts, T-shirts, and certlflcates wlll be awarded to the first, second and third place winners. In theteam events, spirit points will be awarded. These points Wlll be added up at the end of the week to produce overall Winter Carnival Chairman Terri DeRosier (center) took charge' 01 the College Bowl competition last year. .' . _ winners. In team events the prizes consist of 300, 200, and 100 spirit points. In addition, spirit points can be won in many other ways. Each individual that attends an events wlll be given 10 spirit points that he or she can award to the club or orginlzation of his or her choice. Also, each orginlza. tlon will recleve 100 points for entering at least one team in any given event. This only applies to one team for each club: if a club enters more than one team they stili only recieve 100 points. "Any club that wants to sponsor an event will recieve 400 spirit points for doing so," DeRosier said. Sponsorship includes running the event for that day, but does not prohlb. it participation. At the end of the week, the Spirit Award is presented to the club that shows the most spirit durtng the week. The club that earns the most spirIt points is declared the win. ner of this award. This is a reflection of the clubs participation and achievements, yielding an accurate reflection of club spirit. The week's activities are scheduled to begin Monday with a parade at 1 p.m. To participate in the parade, which will run the iengih of the concourse, a club does not have to have a float. Although last year's parade Included 13 floats. this year DeRoster said, "You don't have to have a fioat. An entry can be a kazoo band, or whatever." Also on Monday, "Back by popular demand, " said DeRosier, is the Ilp-stne can. test, sponsored by the Ranger. Comedian M1.keToomey, sponsored by PAB's Special Events Committee, will emcee the event after a 3O-minutecom~dy routine. Preliminary competition for the College Bowl is another Monday event that is similar to the game show Jeopardy. Besides awardlng spirit points, the winning team will be sent to a regional competitlon in IlJlnols. Tuesday features s-ptn tap as well as the three legged scavenger hunt. Wednesday will include an appearance by the Jabberwocks, an a capella rock group, as well as a giant game of twister in Main Place. Draw or Die, that game that so many Jove, will be on Thursday, and it has been satd that "we promise to get you home ealier" Ulan last year. College Bowl finais will also be on Thursday. Flna1Jy, Friday features the obstacle course, tug-of-war, and the dance. The dance, entitled "Hazey Shdes of Winter," will start at 8 p.m. with a OJ and at 10 p.m. the "Rave.' DeRoeier described this band as "A high energy dance band." They will play untll 2 a.m. Also, the awards will be given out during the dance. DeRosier said, "Last year we had a Jot of fun and this year will be even better. 1 thlnk we'U out-do last year." Rule books will be avalJable on Monday at the Information desk, Advising Counter and Student Llfe office. For more information contact DeRosier at 553-2650, or Diane Welsh at the Student Actlvlties offIce in Union 209. Note: (as always) "All declsions made by the Winter Carnival Com. mJttee will be final." THE OLDER WORKER PROGRAM Beach party scheduled Forget that temperatures are barely above freezing and there may be snow in the forecast. The classic rock SOundsof the Class of '62 will heip you forget about winter aOdslip back into summer at Racine's Largest Beach Party scheduled January 28 at Racine's Festlval Hall at 8:00 p.m. Nearly 900 persons clad in tropical shirts, bright colored shorts. straw hats and swim suits came equipped with lounge chairs, beach towels and tanning 10- lion last year to experience the flrst annual event. The Class of '62, also known as the Surf Boys, performs classic rock music from the 50's and 60's. A special set Will feature hits by the group, the Beach Boys. .,!he event is sponsored by 'UU'bor Fest Inc., a Racine b Pro ssednon-pront organization. ceeds from the event wlJl be Used to operate Harbor Fest, the summer music festl· USI ,Which Is the .crgantsaon s primary event. Admission to the event is $3 In advance and $4 at the door. Advance tickets can be purChased at the following locations: Swingers, Vintage Rock Cafe. Mainstream ReCOrds and GeOI'(;e'a. Search begins for student Regent their input before naming the next student Regent," Strohi concluded. The Older Worker Program is looking for empk>yable Individuals age 55 and older. Low income a must. ComP'ete C&l1ificatton and assessment along with extensive job training skills; work experience; supportive S8fVices are just a part 01 wht is offered. Travel reimbursement availabfe. This program is made possible Ihru coon::Iinated efforts by Private Industry Council; Goodwill Industries; Kaiser Assessment Center; Job Set'vice; Gateway Technical College. fir _ -= Kathy Marks 633-3901 Ra<:lna Mary Renzulli 656-7032 Kenosha Mary Porter 723-5370 Walworth THE OLDER WORKER PROGRAM WANTS YOUI I would like to order Tile Milwaukee Journal or senti .. .... tile Slmester as follows: - Special Slad •• t Rate Senate Majority Leader Joe Strohl (D-Racine) today called upon Governor Thompson to work with students in filling the student Regent post being vacated by John Jarvis whose term ends in May. Jarvis was appointed as the first student Regent in spite of widespread criticism that he lacked previous involvement on public policy issues relating to higher education. Twenty.three out of twentysix University System student governments, in addition to United council, the official state lobbying group for students, opposed the appointment. Jarvis receIved Senate confirmation by a narrow 17· '16 margin . •'Minority recruitment and retention, tuition increases and Athletic Department ballout proposals require a perwho can hit the ground so::mng to be effective. There ~u 'mply no time for on-theISS1 tho lob." job training for is JO , Strohi said. By statute, the student Re· gent serves for only two ears as compared to seven ;ears for other Regents't d "I think UWstuden s e- 0 :Jou..... $1280 serve to have someone repre- 0 Z .... --- $25.60 . ting them who has done -'- $15.40 $7.70 sen than just 0 - ---- $41 00 $2050 something more rior to -, --'. . register fOr claSses II would ......... , ..... being nominated. an ould 0 DIll, .._-of..... $25.60 $12.80 1, •• 1It -'leU"", _. hope that the Governor w L....;::.;::;.;.:..iMIfI__ - --' - talk to student groups to get, YESI • ••• "' •••• r •• ;.~ .• ·~-o-· ••• ••••••••••••••••••• -. •• t. •••• , •• t.~.f.· .. · Regular PrIce CoU r••IlI'L.. _ ........... 1..._11.... _ .... TIWI Ad*ess4SL')J- _ CIty·--SWfe'-- ..... ZIf..... -- 4 Thursday, Jan. 19, 1989 Ranger New s Brie'fs=========------------r-e-po-r-te-d-th-e-M-U-. -W-a-u~k-e-e-J~0:u~r~.-~1:98~6~,-w=h~e:n-w=l-sC-O·n·s·In- ....... lleved that the UW System 47th among the 50 stal'8liklll education was too expensive, nahompson satd he would business start-ups. Thete. iii but 16% felt the System was ro ose plans to the Legtsla- preneurship pr0!ll'llm el!lli doing an excellent job, 66% fur~ next month for develop- two stages; an asse~Jt felt It was doing a good job, ment of the biotechnology In- survey is given, which ~~ 4% said it was not so good dustry and to make it easier fies entrepreneUrial and 1% felt it was doing a for minorities to start a';'d ex- within an existing CO poor job. pand businesses. He sald the tlon. If problems are ~ plans will expand on his pro- steps are then taken bj""1l; business policies. . prove that spirit. ~ He feels that UW MadIson The assessment wlll be a strong starting point anonymously eValuate~ for the development of the vidual entrepreneUrial ~ btotechnology .lndustry be- tor-s, use of declslon.ni~ cause it conducts approxl~ tools, degree of centh..JmI mately $20 million a year In tion, nature of co:.-...: biotechnology research. He strategy and org~ said his proposals will. be support for entrepren based on reports from corntt- O'Neil hopes to estabilllli;i tees he appointed In those "academy of entreprene areas.' In the future WhiCh~1II9" The Governor's Council on meet regularly to Biotechnology recommended with otherr entreprene~ spending $1.26million In State r----------:::... money and obtaining $11 million in private funds for the development of an eight-part biotechnology development program. His committee on Minority Business recommended the creation of a $2 million fund of state and prtvate money to provide financing and management help for minority~owned businesses. Complledby Kelly McKissick Regents stop building plans The Board of Regents stopped a number of requested building projects for the UW System by trimming more than $100 million from the 1989-91capital budget, reo ported the ChJppewa Herald Telegram. Library Information and tectmical resources for Eau Claire was cut by $5.4millton; over half of Madison's $25.3 mUllon request was pared and Superior had its $5.4 million in improvements cut completely. The regents did approve 18 major projects, Including approximately $43 mlllion for a School of Architecture and Urban Planning and School of Business Ad. ministration for Milwaukee. Regent Frank Nlkolay said the 25% cut adresses fiscal concerns but leaves enough funding to meet UW System needs. Residents OK UW pay raises The Milwaukee Journal recently published a survey of state residents which showed them in favor of proposed pay raises for UW System faculty, reported the, Green Bay Press Gazette. The survey showed approval of a 9.6% raise for UW professors for each of the next two years. Statistically. 49% of the 400 residents surveyed approved of the pay raise, . 38% opposed It and 13% were undecided. Residents also rated the job the UW System was doing to educate students. Many beENJOYING THE MOVIE? Enjoy It Even More With a Piping Hot DOMINO'S PIZZAI ~l!'l .... ~'r.( . ~ ~ ATTENTION HOUSING ~TUDENT~, anC!everyone mterested m enjoying a Domino's Pizza - Receive a one litre bottle of Coke FREE with your order. FREE DELIVERY We deliver in 30 minutes or less or you receive $3.00 off your order. &all Us....Kenosha! North: 054-5070 2136 Washin910n Rd. West: 654·5577 4919-6Oth St. South: 652-1222 8028-22nd Ave. Call Us, Racine! 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AT&T will install about 48,000voice and data modular connections at 17,000 user locatoins. The system tneludes a central fiber optic cable across the campus that can transport data ten times faster than the coaxial cable currently used. The 18-month project Is expected to begin in late winter or early spring. Gov. focuses on minorities and biotechnology Governor Thompson's economic development program will be focusing on biotechnology and minority. owned businesses this year, O'Neil aids entrepreneurs Maggte O'Nell, a newlyappointed outreach specialist, will be helping the Oshkosh office of entrepreneurship begin marketing its services to area businesses in January, reported' the Oshkosh Northwestern. Wisconsin individuals and organizations began benentting from the program In Ron's Prace Sandwidies and CoclitailS Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 for 1, 12-4 p.m. $1.50 Open Mon-Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 550152nd KenaSha,WI .,..65.7~,4455..,. ..... , TueSdays: "South of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina Coladas Dreamsicles .,• Scholarships .available now The Continuing Sludeal Scholarship Program ill df, SIgned to provide Parksk\e students with sCh01arsblP awards for oUlstandllJg achievement. Current flIll, time degree seeking Parksite students with 30 creditstolll' pleted and a 3.25 grade average are eligible to aJlPlllt, In addition, all applic. must submit two letters recommendation and a 400 word essay outlining_ educatinal goals. -,. Completed applications aIlI\ essays must be sUbrnitted,1U Parkside's Student E merit Services by Wedne Feb. 15. Criteria for scho awards will include linlv sity coursework, acade~ performance and extrac~ ular involvement. Selec for scholarship awards be made by the Par Awards and Cere Committee in March. For more information orto btain an application, conta Parkslde's Student Enrollment Services at 553-2365 or write; University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Student Enrollment Services, Wood Road. Box 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141· 2000.. .....,.] _ 01 Glamour sponso competition Outgoing college W have a chance to win appear in Glamour rna and receive national reco tion for themselves and college in Glamour rnS zine's Top Ten Women Competition. Students of juniOr sta will be selected on the bS of their achievemeni in a demic studies and their volvement in pers campus and community tivities. Applications ·in Union ,209. , UltraViolet is enlightening Ranger Thursday, Jan. 19, 19895 "No Smoking" means no smoking U~raVlolet will be performing Friday by Laura Pestka Enlertalnment Editor The ChIcago based band "The Ultra Violet" can be both seen and heard this Friday night In the Union Square.This is a band with a slyleand a sound all Its own, althoughthey have been comparedto "U2" and uGene Loves Gezebel. .. "I don't think there's any set lnIluence. It's just wterd stuff and a combination of thlngs. It's got Its own twist," SaId lead vocalist ehrls Schneider. The rest of the band inclUdesAngelo Vancherl on drums, Bob Pucchl playing iUltar, and Bob Tyrell on keyboards. Believe it or not, this band has a REAL album out entllied "Another Victim." The albumwas recorded digitally al ROYalRecorders and was Produced in-part by Adrian BelewWho has worked with the "Talking Heads," David BoWie, and King Crimson. The quallty and professionalism this band Is capable of shines through in a well-done recording. "The UltraViolet" has had airplay InL.A .. Phoenix, New Jersey, Woodstock, New York, as well as numerous stations In the Midwest. The best way of describing the type of music this band performs, if there is a best way. would have to be progressive rock or modern pop. They play their own music, but It's music that has that certain ingredient big name performers possess. "The Ultra Violet" will be performing here on Friday, January 20. Doors will open at 8:30 p.m. There wilt be a beer garden, so guests 18 andover can attend at a cost of $3. Admission for Parkslde students is $2. "The UltraViolet" will be here to welcome you back and get you moving again. You won't want to miss this dance, this may be your only chance to actually see ultraviolet. 20%DISCOUNT Clip & Save ThIs Ad To all Parkside students and faC?ultv members only, on~" m~rchandlse In Ourstore, This ad IS valid for as I.ong as you attend Parkside.I.D. required. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler ,Mission Village (across from' Pershing Plaza on Hwy. SO) 4017. 75thSt. o~n Dally9:30 a.m.·8:30p.m. 691-Cl884 Sundays 12:00-4:30p.m. ..... - by Jon Hearron Editor-in-Chief Recently, concern about the health and the indoor environment at Parkslde has been raised by the Committee on Campus Environment. More specifically, the comlttee feels that the rules and regulations pertaining to non. smoker rights and smoking sites have been Ignored. According to a press reo lease provided by Steven Leavitt, Chairman of the Committee on Campus Environment. many in our trruver, sity community are unaware that there are tew selected areas where smoking is permitted and in all other areas smoking Is prohibited. It is true that many of the latter areas are furnished with ashtrays causing confusion in regards to smoking laws and policies. Many smokers are unfamiliar With the Clean Indoor Act which was passed into law (s.s. 101.123) in t983. In the aforementioned press release. this act prohibits smoking In ten specific locations. including public conveyances, educational facilities, indoor movie theaters, passenger elevators. restaurants, public waiting rooms and any enclosed indoor area of a state building. According to the law, the posting of signs is only required where smoking Is permitted. The Student Services Committee of the Parkslde student Government Association called for designsted smoking areas at Parkside in July, 1983. The following smoklngpermitted areas are approved and have signs indicating so: COMM ARTS L-1 Lounge, SMOKING ALLOWED SteFl)"- 1~1,<;oj +- t">' WIS.STl.l$ Want a smoke? Go that way_ on the north side of the bulding near the stairs (not by the windows facing the Physical Education buildtng.) GREENQUIST L-l Lounge, the concourse area closest to Molinaro. MOLINARO The vending machine area on the D-l level. PHY ED The lounge between L-1 and L-2 (mid-landing area). PHYSICAL PLANT The lounge area (the marked portion thereof). TALLENT The L-l86 Lunchroomon the flrst floor (a portion thereof). The L-256 second floor lounge (a portion thereof.) STUDENT UNION The Dining Room (~ west comer). Union Square Recreation Center. Bazaar WLLC The Coffee Shoppe, divided as marked. Despite the lack of "no smoking" signs, smoking 18 prohbited in all other areas. r------;------, I ~ 8. 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MS-Windo\\s an MS-DOS are registered trademarks of Microsoft Cor S eel 1 . through Zentih Contact{s) listed above by students, faculty and staff r~r their~\~~Icmg~ffcr ~OOd only on purchases direclty personal computer and I rnomtor per Individual in any 12 month penod P buse, o ot er discounts apply. Limn I 1988. Zemth data systems. . nces su ject to change without notice. How to annoy professors (or avoid it) studentbehaviors that annoy professors _ In my role as counselor and academic adviser I have a chance to observe a lot of student behaviors both within andoutside the classroom. These behaviors have every lhlngto do wtth what and how well a student learns a; well as the qualtty of the instructor-student relationship. .since you asked ... The Counselor's Corner Thankfully,most of these behaviors contribute to studentsuccess. Some, however, are inappropriate for the COllege setting and it is these behaviors which wllI be the focusof this and next week's Counselor's Corner. Why do students behave inappropriately? Some behavlorsare triggered by hanging around with friends __are. sultof peer pressure or need for attention: for new students It could be simply not knowing how to behave in a llJliversltysetting or they could be behaviors carried over from high sch~l; in some instances you have extraordt. nary. personal sItuations resulting in a student exhibiting atYPICal behaviors because of undue stress. And I am Sure there are other reasons we Could add to th~above. But regardless of the cause the fact is that certam studenr behaviors really annoy professors and these behaviors can have dire impltcations for student success. . Just before last semester's finals I surveyed all instructors to find out what their pet annoyances were: the result ~a.s a.healthy list of student behaviors which they found lrr1tatmg. Five behaVior categories ga.rnered the most re- sponses. • Being late for class. Not only does this distract the instructor and those students who are there to learn it's also ~C0!1siderate; an apology might go a long waY.'And walking In front of the instructor to get to your seat or asking questions which have already been answered are especially annoying. • Packing up with 5 minutes remaining in the class and/or early departures. Like being late for class, these behaviors are equally as distracting to both the inStructor and others in the class and show a real lack of constdera- tion. • Conversations carried on during lectures. The most frequently mentioned annoyance of all! Passing notes, telling jokes, laughing out loud (and not in relation to something the instructor said) can also be included in this category. Talking while other students are asking questions was also cited as discourteous. • Reading newspapers, magazines, novels, texts, writ. ing letters, and doing assignments for other classes--these kinds of behaviors came in second. • Skipping a class and then showing up next class session and saying something brilliant to the instructor like, "Did I miss anything Important from last time?" More behaviors related to SkJpping class will be cited next week. While the above were ltsted frequently by faculty. many more annoying behaviors were Identified. Among them: See Counselor. page 9 Ranger Thursday, Jan. 19, 19897 Musical audltlons Parkside WllI hold open audltlons for Its upcoming production of the Broadway musical "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" Thursday, Jan. 19 and Monday, Jan. 23. Auditions wllI be held from 3:30 - 5 p.m. and from 7:30 -9 p.m. in Parkside's Ocmmunt. catron Arts Theatre. IndividUals WllI be reqUired to sing 16 bars of music. Musical selections do not have to be from the show. Plano accompaniment will be avallable to indiViduals providing music. Those selected for roles will be required to enroll in a UW. Parkslde acting practicum and/or "Voice for the Musical Theatre". a UW-Parkside special topls Course. The show will run AprIl 21- 22 and Aprll 27-29 and Is the first full-Scale musical at UWParkside. Choral director will be Kurt Chalgren, music director at Tremper HIgh School and director of "KIds From Wisconsin." The Instru. mental director WllI be Augle Wegner, associate professor of music at Parkslde and pro. duction director W11l be Lee Van Dyke. chairman of UWParkside's Dramatlc Arts Department. Scripts can be picked-up from 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m, in Parkslde's Fine Arte Office. Room 221·of the Communlca_ non Arts BuUding. For more Information. call 553-2522. 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Irritating professors-- Divorce help The divorce resource net.. work needs volunteers to assist In a new program to help people with divorce-related problems with advocacy, support, information and refer.. raJ. Mature students who have experienced divorce person .. ally or have been exposed to divorce through family or friends are qualified. 'I'ralnIng begins at the end of January. Men and women are needed for this 5-9 p.m. servo ice for the Racine Communlty. Call 553-2200or slop by Union 209 for more tnrormation. FromCounselor, page 7 Contribute complaints miSsing assignment deadlineS • notasking queshans as they co",eto mind not participating during classdiscussions saying HTh!S is ,probably a d.",b questtan... .. . not askingfor ~lartft.catton ot deadlines, aS8~gnments) content theuse of lame (transpar' ent)excuses eating in class the quesiton "Do we have to cometo class that day? J) • expecting (or demanding) considerationfor late assignments sarcastictones of voice when asking questionsin class lying about absences (saying you werethere when in jact you weren't) loud yawns (or Hwalrus yawns"as one instructor referredto them) moaningand groaning about poorgrades and blaming everyonelse for them chewing gum and blowing bubbles sleepingin class (more annoyingto some if done duro ing a guest lecture) SlIOTingin class while sleep' ing wearingheadphones (whetherlisteningto something or not) the question"Will this be on theexam?" My -guess is that everyone has, at one time or another as a student, engaged in at least one if not more of the behaviors our faculty have Identified as annoying. To the extent that these behaviors don't improve the learning that takes place, or can jeopardize the student's relationShip WIth hIS or her peers or instructors, we should attemptto change them. Some responses from instructors were lengthier -and warrant quoting them directly, although anonymously. These will appear in the next week's Ranger along with someother observations frm the counselor in the corner. missing the/irst several sessons Ofa class never learning the instruc. tor's name dUring the semester not buying texts and wanting to borrow instructors to study for exams missing class _and being annoyed whyn due dates on syllabus are changed the ques~ion HAre you going to be domg anything important on (this date) 7" not using a dictionary to check spelling not being prepared for class wearing hats in class croWding to the rear Of the classroom asking for an incomplefe (1) for grade when no effort was put into course requesting appointment for help from instructor then not showing up ·the question HWhat answer are you looking for? .... plagiarizing and then denying it putting feet on chairs or desks in class drunkenness the question HDowe have to know this? .... looking at other sfudents' papers during tests missing an exam and waiting several class sessions to request a makeup This week and next the counselor in the corner, stu RUbn~r. will be dealing with the topic of student charaetertsttcs and behaviors that perturb professors. Inthe best Interests of the students. we'd ltke to flip the com and take a look at the other side of this topic. There~ fore, the Ranger would like to hear from you; what do professors do that perturds you? Take a second and jot ' down a characteristic or behavior of a professor that annoys you. No names. The Ranger w1ll be collecting your' !"esponses via the classified box located next to the door Inside the Ranger office. ~ ((hira!lo Ilribune • - SPECIAL UNIVERSITY OFFER The Chicago Tribune will keep you informed on sports, current events, national employment trends, social issues,the economy and global politics with award-winning. in-depth coverage of the news-the kind of coverage you can't find on TV or radio. - II Jill Reach For1he Best. Oroer . 40%011 1# v.ee-s Amount ·'weelt. coo o DOily.'SunrJOf S201 o uQlly0nly 5126 o ~un(J(Jv'rjrll.,... S 75 AaaressIDorrn Api /kbom _ Reach For1J.,Best. • ,. 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Koester reo fused, so Iglauer used a $2500 Inheritance to produce them on his own. He then threw 900 copies In the back of a Chevy Vega and traveled from Chicago to Boston bending the ears of proPARKSIDE Ur~ION AND THE UNION RECREATION CENTER ~sWJJ • 'C'."TIO'" 1'Ov.,.Il",N', Association of College Unlo'ns-International RECREATION TOURNAMENTS ELIGIBILITY ') aEndachmstUSludentpata.rtlcipating must be enrolled for a minimumof 3 credits main In at least a 2.0 GPA. 2) Allparticipantsmust have completedat least 3 redit ' gional tournament unless it is the student's first se~es:e~ ~~I;:;II~~the reo 3) Graduate students must be full-time students as determined by their program, 4) Eligibiltty is determined by the registrar's office . ;~t~~. Tournaments will be held subject 10 the number of tournament g~if~eUr~t~:':,1~~.:l~~~ritAIl entries must be receivedand g.am~u.;" OuallflC8tlOn Tournament winners will advance to the ACU-I R; rona oumamenl hosted by US-Stout on February 17-18, 1989. TABLE SOCCER Open Doubles Division Date:Saturday, January 28, 1989 Time: 11:00 80m. Lac.tk>n:Recreationcenter CoR: '1.00 per pertictpant TABLE TENNIS Men'. and Women'. Singles Divisions Date:Thursday, January 26 1989 Time: 6:00 p.m. ' location: Recreation Center BILLIARDS Coot:'1.00 per participant • Men's ~~~;heullrsdmlnaayti0Jn.. . and Women's Divisions. Single , anua~26, 1989 BilliardCongress 8-ball of America Rulesy ~:nal~:1~oatourday,January 26, 1989(II necessary) , me.. p.m. location: Recreation center Coat: $1.50per participant 301 DARTS Open Division Double Elimination Darts:Saturday,Janaury28 1989 Time: 12:00 noon I Location: Recreation Center Cost: $1.00per participant BOWLING Men and women bowlers will bowl 6 aondwoman bowlers will advanCf to t:~::i:n"a~ ::: top man ate: Friday,December9, 1988 mament. 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In 1985. the label moved Into Its own building and began to add roots rock n' roll artists, resurrecting the careers of Lonnie Mack, JolUlny Winter, and the late Roy Buchanan, who described his Alilgator releases as his best recordings. 1986 brought a second Grammy for ~'ShowdOwn" by Alberi Collins, Robert Cray & JolIDny Copeland. Alligator has succeeded In bringing music to the publiC that major labels wouldn't touch through aggressive promotion, allowing artistic creativity c and expression, and by depending on Iglauers ear and what "moves him" to determine who gets signed. ' The record itself is another fine example of the quality that appeals to Iglauer. This is Alligator's third annual sampler showcasing artists they've recorded during the year. While recognizable names are not as prevalent as on the previoUS two, the quality of the record does not suffer. Many artists recording for Alligator for the first time are featured, Introducing some fine talent, most notably blues singer Katie Webster. ChIcago sax man A.C. Reed (who gets some help from Bonnie Raitt), and roots rockers The Paladins, whose song, lIYears Since Yester· day" is arguably the best song on the record, eombinIng blues feeling with a hard drive of a Stevie Ray Vaughan. Having seen them live In Austin, I can attest that Iglauer's focus on getting a live sound out of the studio succeeds In showing this band's true colors. Another highlight Is one of toy Buchanan's last recordings, UHigh Wire". done almost completely with Buchanan's right-hand harmonic pyro· technics which helped eam him the title "best unknown guitarist" "-_ CALL lOL FREE 1.... 854-1234- ersn.tun1ON DIAY'lONIU (orwentlon and 151tor5 Bureau.of the World's Most famous Beach )'OUr offlClil hothne to the CR,-tooa Bach Rtsort Area: 9336 It"Crisis c 24·HourHotline414/658-2222 ~ Preonancy. 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That team Is theAthleticTrainers, those whO tape, paste, and mold many ofour squads back Into shape· Thecurrent program is ron by head soccer coach and athletictrainer, Rick Ktlps. Membersof his training team can be seen on the sidelines ofevery game, match, and meetat Parkside. They staff thetrainingroom before, during, and after practices, and handle the casualties of competition. BeforeKIlps stepped forward, there was a limited trainlng program for students.In fact, aside from one trainer, coaches of various teamswere forced to take careof their players injuries and handleany taping which needed to be done. HBefare 'Dr.' KlIpsgot here, I had to tape my own players. Geeze, DOW we'vegot a trainer at everyball game we play. He'areally done a hell of a job." aa1dRed Oberbrunner, coachof the Parkslde BasebaUieam. The current program has lakenquite a step up from theSingle-personset up of a few years ago. Currently, thereare ten people involved, S1l moving toward their Intendedgoal of certification. The governing body to Whichtrainers belong here Iss theNationalAthletic Trainers Association(NATA). Thls asIOelationsets the requirementswhich lead up to the :nlual test for certlflcation. oog these requirements are completion of necessary course work and a total of 1500 hours of training work under Supervision of a cur- ~ Certified Athletic er, "Wh~~you think about It, LA. C WorkshopS OrganiZing for Success In the Semester Wednesday, January25 1:00pm-2:00pm (No _dan Nllulred) ..... In WLLC 0150 trainers: Mike Mackovlch 1500 is a lot of work, II responded Mike Mackovich, a current member of Parkside's program. "Athletic training is a very challenging field of Sports Medicine and the need for qualified trainers." At the college and professional level, these needs have usually been filled. It is on the high school level that the field has really been expanding. Previously, because of a money problem, hlgh schools have basically done wttnout ~ program oCanyltlnd. Now, however, hlgh schools are realizing the Importance of having a qualifled trainer available for their teams. As a team Mackovlch put it, "If you had a choice between a lawsuit and paying a trainer, it's not even close. Now days, high school programs are dlaeovertng they can't afford NOT to have a trainer." NATA has three levels which lead to the certification of a trainer. The first level is the Student level, where many of the classes are taken and the core requirements are met. After completing this level, the trainer moves up to Associate status, where the bulk of the hour requirements are served. Prior to taking the certification test, associate membership must be maintained for one year. The final level Is certification. To be certified, a three phase test, administered by a branch of NATA, must be passed. 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Second half surge helps Rangers defeat Titat's . by Jeff Lemmermann the Rangers with two at 37.35. Parkside's defense held the Sports Editor Oshkosh answered back Ti~ns at bay ft"?mthere, ,as and held a six. point advan- their offense buflt a 14-pomt tage until the Rangers' Steve advantage, capped off by Da!' (J.R.) Jerrick, who scored 12 Lyon'S free throw to make It points and pulled down five 72-58with 1:03left. rebounds in the game, found Delk and Zukley had 13 the mark twice from 3-point points each and Nashchlpped land to pull them even at 45. in 12 to join Schmldtmann Again, Parkside's offense and Jerrick in double fIgures went dormant as the Titans for Parkside. built up a 52-47lead with 10 Oshkosh was led br forminutesremaining. ward Ric Kunnert wtth 20 After a time-out, the points, while Kurt Woelffer Ranger offense finally an- had 15 and Marc Mitchell had swered their wake-up call, 10. taking a one point lead on a The Rangers wtll hit the Greg Nash basket at 53-52. road for games against UWWith the score knotted at 56, Eau Claire, UW-Green Bay Richard Delk slammed home and UW-Milwaukee before rea Schmidtmann pass to give turning home on January 31 the Rangers the lead for good against Carroll College. at 58-56. It wasn't pretty, but the Parkside men's basketball team rode the crest of an 18-2 second half scoring run to defeat UW-Oshkosh at home last Saturday 75-64. The game marked the home debut of senior center MIke Zukley, who gained eligibility at the end of the first semester. Zukley, who gives the Rangers much-needed rebounding help with his 6-foot9 frame, scored 13 points and pulled down five rebounds in his first start of the year. Sloppy play dominated much of the first half, as netther team could establish any kind of tempo, or find the hoop, as they struggled to a 14·14 tie midway through the period. The Titans got untracked first, taking advantage of numerous second-and third-shot opportunities in opening up their biggest lead of the game at 34-26 with two minutes remaining. After switching to a man-toman defense, an added luxury with Zukley in the lineup, Parkslde's offense began to show signs of life as they drew to within four points, 37· 33, on a Zukley lay-in just before the buzzer. Andy Schmidtmann, who led all scorers wIth 21 points on 6·for·Qshooting, opened up the second half scoring to pull Parkslde added a 79-59 win over Marian on Monday. License-Io-III clips UTFO for champlonshlp by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Edltor The Parkside Basketball League concluded action before break with their seasonending tournament. In semi-final action, topranked UTFO, who finished the regular season at 7-1, defeated the defending champion L.A. Dream Team 70-62. Dennis Kaczanowski led all scorers with 22 points for UTFO while Brtan Gauthier led the Dream Team with 14. " In the other semi-final, LI· cense to III nipped the Cavallers 50-48. MIke Oldani had 16 for License/ill with Rich Snaitynskl and Ken Neese pacing the Cavs with 14 each. In the champIonship game, License/Ill took a two-point lead into the second half and - photo by John Kehoe Dan Carrera helped License to III take the title made it stand up the rest of the way as they went on to a 56-54victory. Kaczanowski turned in a stellar performance with 24 points, but it was not enough to beat the balanced attack by License/Ill, who placed three men in double figures and two more with eight points. Named to the Ail-Tourney team were Oldani (12 points per game), Dan Carrera (13 ppg) and Steve LaLonde (13 ppg) from License to Ill; Rtch Snaitynskl. (14 ppg) from the Cavaliers; and Mike McQueen (15 ppg) from UTFO. Kaczanowski was named the Tournament MVP in averaging 23 points per game. The Parkside Rangers knocked-off Marian College, 79-59, at home last Monday to raise their record to 7-10, Leading the way for Parksid was Greg Nash, who had 19 and Steve Jerrick with 17. I Jerrick, who had 12 pts. in the first half including 3 three-pointers, also pulled down 5 rebounds for Parkside. Ladies get tenth against Concord;' by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor Brenda Van Cuick scored 18 points and Sue Maass added 15 points and eight rebounds to lead Parkside's Lady Ranger basketball team to a 65-50victory over Concordia. The win raised their record to 10-4on the season. Over the semester break, Parkside went 3-2, beating Winona State (81-67), UWOshkosh (74-65) and Concordia, while losing to MinnesotaSt. Cloud and Central Missouri. Against Concordia, the Lady Rangers struggled in the first half, shooting only 38 percent in taking a slim 24-21 advantage Into halftime. The second half saw the Lady Rangers' offense come' alive, as they hit on 17 of their 33 attempts, overcoming a 49-39Falcon rebounding advantage in breaking the game open. Sue Brugioni added 12 points, seven assists and four Sue Brugionl steals to the effort, as Pad side outscored Concordia ~ 29 in the second half. The women will next• action tonight in EVllJIII' Ill. against the National~ lege of Education belOIt.. turning home, wherethe)' face LewiS UniversityOIlSi' urday night at 7 p.m. Pool remains close The Parkside swimming pool, which has been closed over the semester break. will remain closed at the begin- Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 15, January 19, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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