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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Faculty Senate reorganizes Parkside by Scott Singer Recently, at the fall meeting of the Faculty Senate, a proposal was approved that will, pending approval by the Board of Regents, reorganize the Parkside curriculum Into four schools. The two present colleges, the College of Science and Society and the School of Modern Industry, will be replaced by the new schools - the School of Liberal Arts, the School of Science and Technology, the School of Business and the School of Education. Also, the eight academic divisions will be eliminated and replaced by 24 departments, distributed throughout the four schools. These departments will offer the various majors and minors associated with their curricula. A search must be made to find and establish a Dean of Liberal Arts and Sciences, as well as for a Dean of Science and Technology. Although searches must be made for the heads of these schools, Beverlee Anderson will continue heading the Business School in its new format. Dr. Barbara Shade, head of the Education Division, will become Dean of the new Education School. In addition to all these adjustments, the new Dean of Liberal Arts will take over the present divisions of Social Science, Behavioral Science, Humanities and Fine Arts. The new Dean of Science and Technology will be assuming the duties of the current Science and Engineering Technology divisions. In terms of costs, the reorganization is projected to save $36,608. This is to be achieved through internal searches for deans and associate vice chancellors, division heads' release from teaching and other cost-conscious features. Since this new structure adheres to the more traditional university setup, many faculty and staff will be glad to see it take effect. In a recent lecture class, Kenneth Weston, associate professor of mathematics, was compelled to comment, "I celebrated by throwing my arms up!" If the reorganization proposal is passed by the Board of Regents, it will become effective Jan. 1, 1989. PSGA's SAFE program 'running strong' by Kellie Paccagnella Once again the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) has implemented another service to help students: Student Acquired Faculty Evaluations (SAFE). SAFE, an informational resource, is designed to assist students in objective instructor/ course selection. The program allows students to evaluate their instructors and courses. PSGA then provides these results (which wouldn't otherwise be available) to students. Ross Pettit, vice president of PSGA, feels students should keep two key points about this program in mind. "First, SAFE is not an attempt to pass judgement on the qualities or aptitude of the faculty at Parkside. Second, students should not be critical of instructors who were evaluated but, rather, critical of those who chose not to be evaluated." The evaluations are optional and, individual faculty members decide whether or not SAFE forms will be solicted in his/her class. The instructor's "grade point average" is calculated based on twelve questions. Answers to these questions range from strongly agree to strongly disagree. In the past (since the inception of SAFE back in 1984-85), evaluations had to be processed manually, making SAFE extremely time-consuming. In 1987, Pettit designed a computer program which allows the forms to be readily tabulated accurately. By 1989 Spring semester registration, Pettit hopes to have updated the program so the evaluations are more precise and informative. "I am happy that we have the new system in place because it is much less time-consuming and it will reduce the overhead," he said. PSGA offers the results of the SAFE evaluations, in pamphlet format, free of charge to all students. You are welcome and encouraged to stop by the PSGA office (D-139A, WLLC, next to the Coffee Shoppe) and pick up your copy of SAFE. Fettit says, "The program is definitely out of the gates and running strong. Two divisions have requested a sum total of 1300 SAFE evaluation forms to be solicted in classes." He explained that Student Services, the committee of PSGA that will be handling the SAFE program, is acquiring new members. "As soon as they get a chairman, they can handle the process. It is a strenuous process, but it can be set up in such a way that it will be a perpetual project. We want it to be a project that just happens every semester, not one that requires extensive hours to be put into it. That is the goal for every project," Pettit said. Regents approve huge tuition hikes The University of Wisconsin Board of Regents met last Friday and approved a 12% tuition increase for the 1989-90 school year, and a 9.37% increase for 1990-91. The budget also increases out of state tuition at the Madison and Milwaukee campuses to 109%. Of the 12% increase that was approved for 1989-90, 7.2% will go for programming and 4.8% will be provided for a faculty catch-up. For 1990- 91, of the 9.3% that was approved, 4.5% will be used for programming and 4.8% will be used for a faculty catchup. The programming increase would be spent on things such as supplies and expenses, general computer access, and strategic planning for business education. The faculty catch-up was proposed to help bring University of Wisconsin faculty up to "peer" levels. Regent Ody Fish proposed, then withdrew a motion that would have taken faculty catch-up out of the tuition increase. According to Fish, "We constantly give lip service to students, but something else is always more important. The students always come last." The United Council is currently supporting legislation that would cap resident undergraduate tuition at 33% and out of state tuition at 105% of instructional costs. The United Council is a lobbying group for most of the University of Wisconsin campuses. According to Jim Smith, President of UC, "We firmly believe in the tuition cap and will not sacrifice its passage by accepting this provision. This cap is moving forward and we hope to put it on the Governor's desk this spring." §w§1 m*\ 'f iifila GOOD LUCK ON FINALS! Inside... Page 2... Academic Actions: a heavyweight committee Page 3... Letters to the Editor: Offensive PAB promo and more! Page 4... Higher education grants cut Page 6 •a• Classifieds Page 8 ••• Counselor's Corner Page 10 • a #; - ' , 1 Sports! Sports! Sports! Thursday* Dec. 8* 1888 TUE UNIVERSITY OF WISCOIMSfOIPMKSn Vol. XVII* No. 13 2 Thursday, Dec. 8,1988 Ranger ^^(TOnBfiaa§ffliai'-S)^gx8(g.a(n)iBaa3t!!)gu(G)ip-3a our view Academic Actions: a heavyweight committee You're ushered into a dark conference room tucked away next to the Chancellor's office. You're seated at the head of a table cluttered with papers. Seven faces turn to you, waiting to hear what went wrong. Nervous isn't the word ... after all, these strangers are going to make a decision that will affect your career as a student - and, quite probably, affect that career in a dramatic way. This scenario is familiar to many students; many have appeared before the Academic Actions committee. Academic Actions is a committee the likes of no other at Parkside. For example, there are only seven people that who, collectively, grant requests for deletions of items from official academic records. Pursuant to the Parkside Faculty Guide (UWPF 4.08), Academic Actions acts on appeals in cases of academic probation and readmission of students dropped for academic reasons. Also, this committee acts on requests for waivers of University- wide academic policies. This is a heavyweight committee. Being a heavyweight, possessing the power to make hard-hitting decisions, it can rationally be expected that contenders to the title will throw their punches. On the one hand, when requests are granted, there are contenders that acuse the committee of being too liberal, and by the virtue of their decisons, devaluing the degrees Parkside graduates hold. This is especially true when the committee grants waivers of general degree requirements. On the other hand, when petitions are not granted, the committee becomes cold, harsh and insensitive. Either way, the committee takes its blows. Meanwhile, back in the conference room ... the questioning begins. Four faculty members, one academic staff ™ and two students inquire about the nature of your situat • an attempt to determine whether your case should be su j to the prescribed university guidelines or if, due to extenuating circumstances, you should be granted an exemption fromip - cy. The question abruptly come to an end. You are ushe back to the lobby to wait until the committee reaches its aecision. . . Be it known that these seven people don't enjoy the scenario any more than the students who appear before them - and, tor the committee, it is a scenario that will be repeated countless times over the course of the year. It is a weighty responsiblity to be called upon to make decisions that will greatly affect the lives of the students who appear before you. The Academic Actions committee is not comprised of seven ancient PhD's who secretly make their decisions in a smokefilled room. Academic Acitons is a committee that has representation from all of the major segments of the Parkside community; these academic decisons are made by your faculty, staff and fellow students. A student requesting a waiver or deletion, whether granted or denied, has no reason to feel screwed by the system or the Administration. To the contrary, all students, including past and future graduates, should be grateful for the quality people who perform this thankless, demanding task. It's not easy walking the thin line that separates compassion from high academic standards. by Jon Hearron Parkside's weightroom is inadequate by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor There is a glaring problem with the current weight facilities now available to the students of Parkside. The problem is a lack of any sort of a training facility for the athletes, as well as the general student body, of Parkside. To those who don't make use of these facilities, the current "weight room" may seem more than ample. But, in all actuality, the facilities now available are prehistoric in comparison to those available to other college students across the state. Circuit training equipment, a staple in many athletic training programs, is nowhere to be found here; the two weight benches now available for free weights See Weights, page 3 EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor-in-Chief Kelly McKissick News Editor Laura Pestka Entertainment Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Christine Dejno Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Circulation Manager John Marter Distribution Manager Curt Shircel Business Manager GENERAL STAFF David Boyd, Sheila Bugalecki, Ruben Carbajal, Dan Chiapetta, Tim Cook, David Debish, Michelle Gaal, George Koenia, Mark Hall, Abu Hassein, David Heller, Jill Janovicz. Sharon Krause, Jeff Lewis, Karen McKissick, Chuck Might. Geraldine Murawski, Mike Picazo, Scott Singer Bill Topper, Rob Twardy, Daniel Vallin, Michelle van Koningsveld, Kellie Paccagnella, Vickie Pundsack, Jeff Redaick, Dawn Mailand. cyand content.Vis* published Ive^ThSS"'during T S°'eiy responsible ,or',s eJltoria days. '"ursaay auring th e academic year except over breaks anc I bttorc to thn nrfilnr uJII y "uiaudy curing tne ant letters'must'be sfgne^with a3?elepffone"numhp' doub|e-spaced and 350 words o r le: held upon request P 6 number Included f°r verification purposes. Names will be Ranger reserves the right to edit lettprs and rpf„co famatory. and re,use those which are false and/or de- Deadline for all letters, and classified ark ic Thursday. 1 Monday at 10 a.m. for publicati on All correspondence should be addressed Rann^r i ha, n , nosha Wl 53141. Telepho ne 414/553 ??R7 if fl-r;4UW'ParkS'de. Box 2000. Ke - ing). v ^^-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advert isci^ isffsIL^ScsrfsILcsfifi^rf^rLcgfrScBtrsILcs^cgrfsILcgtlftigrfs Ranger Thursday, Dec. 8, 1988 3 Training facilities are poor Weights, from page 2 whould have been used for scrap iron long ago by other area facilities; the barbells and dumbbells are all loose and show extreme signs of age; there is no reasonable form of leg-press machine available; and the closest thing to a sauna or whirlpool available is the tub in the training room (unless you want to turn on all the showers in the locker room and block the vents). It really is about time somebody in the athletic department realizes that we are in the midst of a fitness revolution. It has been proven that strength training improves performance in ALL sports. Believe it or not, football and wrestling are not the only sports that make use of a weightroom any more. While other schools are expanding their facilities and investing in well-equipped weightrooms, our athletes are forced to go elsewhere and spend their own money to find good facilities where they can work to improve themselves. Yes, I'm sure there is the initial problem of funding such a venture. Other schools are finding ways to handle these costs. It is up to the Athletic Department to get the ball rolling. I'm sure those who would benefit would be more than willing to help, but the first step must be taken. Other programs are continually getting stronger and better. We can't afford to fall behind much more. PAB promo offensive to students To the Editor, While walking down the corridor a few days ago, we noticed the posters advertising the game show "The Boob Tube". We were appalled to see that on these posters is a female head and upper body positioned so that the "o" 's in "Boob" are where her breasts would be. To enforce this imaging, the artist included dots in the center of the circles. We wonder what that suggests? Looking further at these posters, we noticed that the sponser of this advertisement is the Parkside Activities Board. We also noticed that they were stamped by the Student Activities Office, the office in charge of approving everything before it is displayed. How can PAB or the administration feel that these posters are acceptable? What if a group were to put up a poster showing male genitalia. Would they find that acceptable? Would anyone? As female students, we are intelligent people, worth more than just the sum of our body parts. Posters such as these undermine our equality by promoting the image of women as objects. We understand that "boob tube" is a common slang term for television. However, we feel that these pictures are degrading, unnecessary, and very inappriate for an educational environment. Sincerely, Rina Goodluck Michele Bormett Share It at St. Mary's Medical Center1 Saint Mary's Medical Center Alcohol Awareness Week was hypocritical Dear Editor: All the publicity about alcohol awareness at Parkside! All the wonderful things that can be done to help prevent people from over-indulgence! A full week is dedicated to creating an awareness about the dangers of alcohol. There are even free samples of nonalcoholic beer to show that there is an alternative...then the ball is dropped and you can not even purchase the non-alcoholic alternative. HYPOCRISY... put on a show of concern and then go on doing what was done before. "Pizza and beer" sounds and tastes much better than "pizza and pop"! Why not give the non-drinkers a choice? Why don't the Union follow through on the good idea they had during Alcohol Awareness Week and sell non-alcoholic beer. Dennis Bell Racism is unacceptable; we are all people To the Editor: ^ For centuries upon centuries this state of being persisted. Long before men could write of their "superiority," long before they could document their hills with pictures, long before the confederate flag was being sold in gift shops in the South. The sands of time trickled down, obscuring the hateful acts. Maybe even making them palatable, even acceptable, to the public at large. Laws were even passed, defining the rights of the "superiors" and the few rights of the "inferiors". Now in this "progressive age", when everything technical seems to be advancing at the speed of light, such states of being are not supposed to exist, surely not in this enlightened age, surely not after all we have been through and the struggles thought to have been achieved. But the nature of this beast is to feed off the fears and mindless hatreds of its followers. This beast is racism. Please, my fellow students, tell me racism does not exist. Please tell me that the beast is dead and that racial slurs such as those printed and handed out recently aren't really uttered by young, impressionable mouths. I tried to explain to my 5 year-old daughter what racism is the other day while driving home from school. I told her, "Some people believe that other people are not as good as they are because of the color of their skin." She thought about this for a while and said, "Why, Mommy? We're all people aren't we?" When I got home, I went in my room and cried for a minute, and thought, "Yes, we are." Marylee Rodriguez THE FAB StDK By GARY LARSON "Letter from Lonto. _ And he (oundt pretty lonely." GRADUATE NURSES At ST. MARY'S MEDICAL CENTER of Racine , our nurses enjoy the style of life that comes with a n excellent career with one of the Midwest's most recognized facilities. 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Contact: Assistant Director of P ersonnel 3801 Spring Street Racine, Wisconsin 53405 Call COLLECT: 414-636-4495 Wo are an Equal Opportunity Employer M/F/H/V A member of the Wheaton Franciscan System Mankind arrtv*» on tarth Week at the Park Thursday, Dec. 8 WORKSHOP "Marriage: An Interactive Relationship" at 7 pm in T281. Call ext. 2312 for reservations. MOVIE "The Touch" will be shown at 7:30 pm in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Foreign Film Series will b e available at the door. CONCERT featuring the Parkside Wind Ensemble at 8 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission will b e charged at the door. Friday, Dec. 9 DANCE Semester Finale at 8:30 pm in Union Square featuring "Caruso."Admission will be charged at the door. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, Dec. 10 BREAKFAST/ "What's It All Ab out Elfie?" at 9 am and 11 THEATRE am in the Union Dining Room. Call ext. 2564 for ticket information. "The Touch" will be repeateo at 8 pm in the Union Cinema. Sunday, Dec. 11 "What's It All Ab out Elfie?" will b e repeatd at 12 noon in the Union Dining Room. "The Touch" will be repeated at 2 pm in the Union Cinema. Monday, Dec. 12 "Milwaukee Labor, Urban Politics, and the Rise of J oseph McCarthy" be Prof. Steve Meyer at 12 noon in Union 106. The event is free and open to the public. Tuesday, Dec. 13 ACCENT ON presents Harpist Harvi Griffen at 8 pm in the ENRICHMENT Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $2.50 for Parkside and Carthage students and $6.00 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and will be available at the door. Wednesday, Dec. 14 CONCERT featuring the Parkside Brass and Percussion Ensemble at 1 pm in CA D118. The concert is free and open to the public. Thursday, Dec. 15 MOVIE "Mary Poppins" (G) will b e shown at 7 pm in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.00 for Parkside students, faculty and staff, and $2.00 for others. Sponsored by PAB. MOVIE BRUNCH/ THEATRE MOVIE ROUND TABLE 4 Thursday, Dec. 8, 1988 Ranger JL<®i Students can decide To the Editor: A big deal was made this past week about some controversial literature that was distributed recently at Parkside. I think that the controversy shouldn't be as much over the material as the fact that now we are going to be saved of ever seeing this sort of material around again. It appears to me as though the administration has a lack of faith in the student body's ability to intelligently decide for themselves that this literature was wrong. This is as offensive to me as the literature itself. We attend the University in order to develop and learn critical thinking skills. We should be able to think about controversial literature like this, and make an intelligent decision for ourselves in favor of or against it. I realize that there should be no place in the University for a racist mentality, but I do believe that we are intelligent enough to decide that for ourselves. The people who distributed this material, whether we agree with them or not, have First Amendment rights. Perhaps they should have followed school procedures for distributing and posting information on campus-but even if they would have, I get the feeling that the administration here wouldn't have allowed it. I say, in conclusion, that the American University should be the arena where controversial issues are debated. Whether we like it or not, this sort of controversial thinking is out there in the world, and we must learn now how to think critically about these issues, in order to better deal with them. We can't do that if all the bad things in the world are hidden from us as if they don't exist. I can appreciate what the administration is trying to do, but maybe we'd be better served if some counter-literature was distributed, (giving the other side of the issue), some discussions were held about the topic, or anything to inform us and teach us to think critically about the issue, not keep the issues from us just because they hit a soft spot. Thank You, Greg Winter "Then I got that awful phone call." "SHE'D NEVER CALLED ME BEFORE. We'd just been together a couple of times. So she tells me she's pregnant. I mean, I didn't know what to day. There's just this silence on the phone until she asks if I died. She sounds like she's burnt out on crying and you don't know what to do. It's like you're a blank. The worst part is I wake up in the morning and it just rushes at me. Quit school. Get married. Run away from it. I don't know. I didn't know then and I don't know now. All I know is all the ways it shouldn't have happened. All those easy ways, but it's a little too late for that, 1 guess. "Too late this lifetime, for me." Nobody has all the answers about sex. But keep in mind that a million teen girls get pregnant every year. Which means a million guys don't hear the end of it. Here's your choice. You can take responsibility when it's easy or you can wait until it's impossible. Don't make a big mistake. Buy a condom. You can get them at any drugstore or from your local Planned Parenthood. If you need help or information, call us. That's what we're here for. P Planned Parenthood1 of Wisconsin, Inc. Kenosha 654-0491 Racine 634-2060 * Call for appoiotment, today! Bulletin policies seem unfair To the Editor: Parkside's campus security policies - which have been used repeatedly by administrators to stifle free speech and to impede "grass roots" organizational efforts - took shape in the fall of 1969, a time of reaction to "Flower Power," to the anti-war protest movement and to the, in some quarters perceived, "Problems of Emerging Minorities." That these so-called security policies have, from their inception, been productive of disaffection in faculty and student body - that they have acted to undermine that very "security" they ostensibly protect - seems never to have troubled the few Manchu-like administrators sent by Heaven to protect Parkside people from other Parkside people ... and from the contamination of the world outside the deer park. The Jewish Committee on the Middle East (JCOME) is an independent association of Americans formed earlier this year to give voice to the growing concerns among American Jews about Israeli policies and U.S. support for these policies. Shortly before Thanksgiving, JCOME national headquarters requested that I assist in making arrangements to have the JCOME prospectus of a ten-day trip to the West Bank and the Gaza Strip (the Occupied Territories) posted at Parkside. I did so, complying with the campus regulations which require registration as a community organization before posting on the bulletin boards. Or at least I attempted to comply with the regulations. I was flatly informed by the responsible administrator (Union 209) that as I was neither a student nor faculty member, there was no way I could be allowed to post JCOME material on the Parkside bulletin boards -and that the fact, as I pointed out, that the upcoming trip to the Occupied Territories at this historic time might be relevant in a small way to the purpose of the University was, and is irrevelant! The Parkside mandarinate has spoken. Last week (Journal Times, Nov. 30), Parkside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan defended the university's exclusionary security policies, stating that "this institution is not a lamp post on the street corner; it doesn't belong to everyone. When outsiders want to distribute or display material on campus, administrators must be Satisfied it is a matter of community interest. The only people who have the right to distribute literature on campus are recognized campus groups." These sentiments are truly remarkable, coming from the Chancellor of a public, taxsupported institution which has recently received much free publicity concerning a "Design for Diversity" reported underway. Sincerely, James Russell Brokaw, PhD Assistant Professor of Psychology, Parkside, 1969-72 Higher education grants cut OVER 31,000 STUDENTS TO HAVE FINANCIAL AID CUT Madison-The Higher Educational Aids Board (HEAB) announced last Friday it will cut $45 from all students who receive the Wisconsin Higher Education Grant (WHEG). 31,953 students will be affected by these cuts statewide. The Wisconsin Higher Education Grants are awarded to Wisconsin students enrolled as undergraduates in the University of Wisconsin system and the Vocational Technical Colleges of the state. All WHEG awards are based on financial need as determined through federal need analysis. "Once again, an extra burden has been put on the backs of students," said Jim Smith, President of United Council of UW-Student Governments. "Every year, students go in front of financial aids boards, the Board of Regents and the legislature to talk about the necessity of financial aid keeping up with tuition increases. No one ever opposes the concept of financial aid keeping pace. But then this happens and students get their aids cut. This is a shortfall of between 1.5 and 1.8 million dollars. It clearly shows that there is a need for some financial aid "catchup" in this budget. "Right now, students and their parents are looking at a 22% tuition increase over the next two years. On one hand we talk about the need to spend more money on faculty catch up pay and the quality of our instruction, but the students, parents, and taxpayers Monday Night Football • Big Screen TV • 50' Tacos & Tap Beer • s2.50 Pitchers of Beer During the game in the lounge only! MEX1CAX RESTJUiRAHTF- 5200 Durand Ave. 554-7200 who foot the bill are left behind." Smith added. "It's becoming very difficult to justify these tuition increases when the financial aid gets cut. Most middle class families don't even qualify for financial aid, but they are asked to support the university with their tax dollars year after year. There has to come a point in time when the students and their families become as important as the university itself." Part of the reason for the cuts is the high retention rates for students this year. There were fewer students dropping out of school this fall than in past years. This created a shortfall in the amount of money that was returned to HEAB as refunds from those dropping out. To that end. United Council and the students of Wisconsin are working with Representative David Clarenbach and a bi-partisan coalition of legislators to pass a tuition cap at 33% of instructional costs for undergraduate resident students in the UW-System. The tuition cap will create some accountability for the UWSystem administration to inform the tax payers where money is spent. Tuition increase will be tied to the costs of instructing students. The bill, which passed the state Assembly on a 70-75 vote last March, will be released early in the upcoming legislative session. Tuition has risen 118% since 1980. Students who will graduate this year have seen their tuition increase almost 50% since they were freshman, according to Smith. Ranger Thursday, Dec. 8,1988 5 Conference exposes problems between U.S., Canada by Kelly McKissick News Editor Nearly everyone thinks that the United States and Canada have been the best of friends since the beginning of history in North America. There are no refugees crossing the border from Canada to the U.S. in the middle of the night, or vice versa. What could be wrong with the relationship they have? Plenty, according to Todd Nommensen, a sociology major and Wingspread Fellow who recently attended a conference on "The U.S. and Canada: The Linkages of the States and Provinces." He found that he had much to learn about the relationships between the U.S. and Canada. "I never really thought too much about it, but as the conference progressed, they talked about how it was hard to get policies and things such as trading arrangements approved between the United Todd Nommensen States government and the Canadian government because of all the bureaucratic red tape. It was much easier to get things worked out between the states and provinces," he said. Nommensen said that provinces have more power than states do, so they are able to accomplish more without their federal government intervention that the states can. "So far, some of the things the states and provinces have done on their own are to establish trade between New York state and Quebec and organize the conferences of New England Governors and the eastern Canadian premiers," he stated. They discuss topics of mutual concern, such as acid rain, trade agreements and the pollution of the Great Lakes. They have even gone so far as to use reports from one country on these topics for presentations in another country. "I feel it was a real learning experience, because I never thought there was so much red tape between the U.S. and Canada. I think many things were solved at the conference because a lot of new information was ob- "Peppermint Bear" performance Limited tickets are available for Parkside's annual children's Christmas theatre performance of "Peppermint Bear" in December. "What's It All About Elfie?" will be staged by UW-Parkside dramatic arts students and faculty. The play revolves around the humorous antics of Peppermint Bear's Christmas elves as they prepare for an elf convention. Tickets are available for the 9 am and 11 am breakfast/ theatre session on Saturday, Dec. 17 and the two brunch/theatre sessions at noon on Sundays, Dec. 11 and Dec. 18. Breakfast/theatre tickets are $7 for adults and $6 for children under 12. Brunch- /theatre tickets are $8 for adults and $7 for children under 12. The sessions will be held in Parkside's Union Dining Room. Following all performances, cast members will mingle with the children, sign autographs and distrib- EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL SERVICES, INC... provides a variety of services including: Consulting and proofreading of resumes and cover letters. Quality typesetting and disc storage capacity, which enables the customer to put their resume and cover letter on file and then retrieve and adjust to each specific company. Term papers and dissertations according to the APA guidelines. Located at 245 Main Street in Downtown Racine. Call 637-1997 for more details. We are here to make you look good!!! X-COUNTRY SKI RENTALS In The Parltside Rec Center WATCH FOR THE WHITE STUFF tained by both countries," he said. Nommensen said that throughout the conference, he had to make sure of the perspective taken by each of the speakers, whether they represented a federal government or a state or provincial government. He said a large number of those present were Canadians. "The premier of the province of Manitoba even came down to speak, so that was pretty exciting," he explained. He thinks that the conference will improve relations between Canada and the U.S. because "the more communication that does take place, the better everything will be. One point they made at the conference was that the faster they can talk about issues, the quicker they will be resolved. It is also easier to solve the problem at the state-province level than at the government level." ute balloons. The performance is one of several stories in the serialized Christmas musical performed throughout the country. The "Peppermint Bear Series" is written by Michael Snider, a fine arts lecturer at Parkside. 'ARKSIDE UNION AND THE UNION RECREATION CENTER tEUUi Association of College Unions-International RECREATION TOURNAMENTS ELIGIBILITY 1) Each student participating must be enrolled for a minimumof 3 credits and must maintain at least a 2.0 GPA. 2) All participants must have completed at least 3 credits prior to the regional tournament unless it is the student's first semester enrolled. 3) Graduate students must be full-time students as determined by their program. 4) Eligibility is determined by the registrar's office. Note: Tournaments will be held subject to the number of tournament entries. Register in the recreation center today. All entries must be received and paid in full prior to day of scheduled event. Campus Qualification Tournament winners will advance to the ACU-I Regional Tournament hosted by US-Stout on February 17-18,1989. TABLE SOCCER Open Doubles Division Date: Saturday, January 28, 1989 Time: 11:00 a.m. Location: Recreation Center Cost: $1.00 per participant © © w TABLE TENNIS Men's and Women's Singles Divisions Date: Thursday, January 26,1989 Time: 6:00 p.m. Location: Recreation Center Cost: $1.00 per participant f BILLIARDS Men's and Women's Divisions. Single 8-ball Double elimination - Billiard Congress of America Rules Date: Thursday, January 26,1989 Finals: Saturday, January 28, 1989 (if necessary) Time: 1:00 p.m. Location: Recreation Center Cost: $1.50 per participant 301 DARTS Open Division Double Elimination Darts: Saturday,Janaury 28,1989 Time: 12:00 noon Location: Recreation Center Cost: $1.00 per participant BOWLING Men and women bowlers will bowl 6 games, and the top man and woman bowlers will advance to the regional tournament. Date: Friday, December 9, 1988 (1 - 6 game block) Time: 2:00 p.m. Location: Recreation Center - Union Lower level Cost: $3.50 per bowler ASSOCIATION OF COLLEGE UNIONS-INTERNATIONAL ACTIVITYNAMEADDRESS: PHONE NUMBER: - ACADEMIC STATUS: FULL-TIME STUDENTYEAR IN SCH00Ll_ STUDENT I.D. ft - - MALL FEMALL PART-TIME STUDENTENTRY FEE AMOUNT S_ MAJ0R: _ SIGNATURL ,Bon t " w,n be e,i3lble ,or Regional 8 Tournament at UW-Stout in February, 1989. Tournaments will be held subject to the number of tournament entries. Ail entries must be received 1 day prior to scheduled tournaments). All tournaments will be held at the Parkside Recreation Center. Entry forms available at Parkside Recreation Center. 6 Thursday, Dec. 8, 1988 Ranger Father Mark by Kelly McKissick News Editor There's nothing like diving right into your career. Father Mark Gotvald knows the experience all too well. He was ordained as a priest in May this year, so all of his experiences are brand new to him. "I'm getting a lot of hands-on experience, flying by the seat of my pants," he said. He was born in St. Cloud, Minnesota and was raised on a dairy farm. He went to St. Cloud State University for three years and then decided he wanted to try out the priesthood. He went to St. John's College as a senior and lived in the seminary. Gotvald knew he did not want to stay in rural Minnesota, so he joined the Dominican Order of Preachers in Denver, Colorado, and served a type of internship there. He also spent four years in St. Louis, Missouri, at the Aquinas Institute of Theology. He and three other priests moved to Milwaukee this year. "I'm learning about the problems of a homeowner," he said. "It's a lot of newness, a newly-ordained priest, new city, new job, everything." Gotvald is on the Parkside and Carthage campuses on into Job Father Mark Gotvald Wednesdays and Sundays, and is the Archdiocesean Director of Young Adult Ministry over a ten-county area. He explained the Young Adult Ministry is geared toward people ages 18-35. "Once people get confirmed, they tend to drift away from the church," he said. "We're trying to get groups going to parishes for people that age with activities, retreats, dedicational services, and so on." Gotvald said his main job at Parkside is serving as advisor to the Catholic Student Club. The club is currently running a video series by Richard BcBrian, "What is Catholicism?" An Advent celebration is planned for Wednesday, Nov. 30, in Molinaro 109. "Next semester, I hope to be organized and experienced enough to plan a trip to a Bucks game, go cross-country skiing, go see a movie or have a dinner together for the students," Gotvald said. He commented that the job can be overwhelming at times. "It is a good challenge. It looked like a plum of a job when I was applying for it. I have to try to balance all three jobs; it's a position-anda- half that I have to make into one position. For a newly- ordained priest, that's quite an accomplishment. I'm putting in a lot of 50-hour weeks," he said. Gotvald explained that it is difficult to get out and meet students at a commuter campus like Parkside. He said he is using the Catholic Student Club "as an avenue" to meet other students. "This semester, I'm just being visible, marketing myself," Gotvald said. He is available at the Catholic Student Club meetings and Wednesday afternoons and evenings for appointments. Classifieds FOR SALE FOR SALE: Lighted Beer Signs $3-10 each. Decorate dorm or rec room. Perfect Christmas gift. Phone Jim at 654-7577 after 4 pm. HELP WANTED UNIQUE POSITION FOR YOUNG MARRIED COUPLE - Live free on our 20-acre farm property plus $400 salary a month for light duties. Wife's duties include normal housecleaning, light cooking, etc. (ho more than about 4 hours a day - very infrequent weekend work). Wife may be parttime student, depending on the hours. 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Although they have been performing for almost 15 years, "we've only been working at it for the last seven or eight," Joe explained. This group labels their music as simply "pop". "I don't like to explain it further, I like for people to decide fo themselves what it is," explained Mike, the big brother of the band. "We do a lot of our own material," added Mike. But when the foursome first started out, they had to play a majority of material from other artists. This diverse band plays ten instruments, including: bass, piano, tenor sax, clarinet, flute, guitar, synthesizer, alto sax, clarinet, trumpet, percussion and drums. The band currently has four videos and two records out. Another album should be released in January or February. Lyrics such as: "making love is easy, but the loving is ation for Campus Activities (NACA) for "Contemporary Artists" three years running and for "Entertainer of the Year." They shared nominations for the 1987 CEA with the "Bangles" and the "Del Fuegas." They have performed near- "Caruso" members: Rob, Joe and Mike hard" and "growing up is aging you/an image of youth- /shattered on the floor/you're standing in the mirror/but there's no reflection" illustrate the thought that goes into them. "Caruso" has been nominated by the National Associly 2,000 shows, opening for Joan Jett, John Cafferty, Rick Springfield and UB40. They also opened for Corey Hart in 1987. Corey Hart received a bad review for his performance, while "Caruso's" review was excellent. They also worked with Dr. Ruth. "She was the most fun of all," Rob concluded. "Caruso" has been granted a showcase by NACA in February. Representatives from colleges around the country will be present to book shows for their schools. 300 acts applied, but only 25 were accepted. "I would suggest anybody coming to the Parkside show be ready to get involved," commented Mike. "Every show we do is different; we have quite a bit of personality in the show," Mike further commented. The band likes to get people from the audience on stage. "We try to draw members of the audience into the show," added Mike. Mike had a closing comment as to what his aspirations for the future are. He wants to "play a benefit to get John Denver a one way ticket to the moon. Any Parkside student who wishes to support this better show up at the dance." Opening up for "Caruso" on the December 9 dance will be the 1988 winner of Battle of the Bands; "Playhouse.' Doors will open at 8, with "Playhouse" performing from 8:30-9:30. Take a break from studying, writing papers and worrying about finals to shake it up with "Caruso' and "Playhouse". The best has been saved for the last. SCS Christmas party The Student Community Service (SCS) Program will recognize all college student volunteers enrolled with the SCS Program. The event will take place Thursday, Dec. 15 from 3-5 p.m. in the Chancellor's area, third floor of WLLC. The volunteer supervisors, specific Parkside staff, Kenosha Voluntary Action Center (KVAC) Board of Directors, SCS Advisory Council and the KVAC staff are also invited. Musical entertainment, a photo display, refreshments and appreciation gifts will be shared with the volunteers attending. RSVP is requested before Dec. 12 by calling 553- 2200 or 657-4554. Help someone Do you have supervisory skills? Can you communicate well with others? Become a sheltered workshop volunteer assistant for the Kenosha Achievement Center, 1218 79th St. Serve the functionally disabled citizens by being their helper and friend. Days and hours are flexible to meet your class schedule. Drop by Union 209 or call 553-2200 to discuss details. Enter the Zenith Data Systems MASTERS of INNOVATION COMPETITION Win a $5,000* Zenith Computer System. We're searching for tommorrow's innovators. 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I've made a lot of new friends and my life has changed dramatically. For example, I'm back in school now and doing well. But I'm lonely for my family. Some ot them are also addicted and are in various stages of denial. What can I say to help them get over the shame and fear of asking for professional help? You are probably the best example of how a person can turn their life around when they aren't ashamed to ask for professional help. I would urge you not to be modest when it comes to pointing out to your family the significant steps you've taken toward recovery and the positive things you've experienced as a result of y our efforts- Several new groups have been meeting on campus, there are sessions for alcohol and drug abusers as well as those who come from families with a history of alcohol and drug abuse. These groups could provided you with ideas on how to approach your family and provide the supportive environment you need during this period of your life. Student Health Services (MOLN D-115) has the dates/times/room location of these meetings. Keep ud your efforts. * F Since you asked... The Counselor's Corner There are those of us who get a grip on being depressed when it occurs and overrule it; there are those who make a good attempt at overcoming it but just can't seem to rid themselves of it no matter what they do; and there are no^hing but let depression rule their thoughts and behavior and remain miserable. A new study just published reinforces the idea of distracting ourselves from depressing thoughts as one means of lightening up (or "chilling out" as a friend of mine says). The research implies that if we could more readily distract ourselves from our negative thoughts, through either social, physical, or mental activity, we would be in better shape emotionally; the majority of people handle their occasional depresing thoughts in these ways. on the other hand, some people continually dwell on what s troubling them, which in turn gets them down even more, which prompts more depresing thoughts, and the vicious cycle continues. Depression is a very serious problem and the observations m this column are not meant to suggest that it is easily overcome. But obviously the majority of us who get depressed from time to time do cope effectively with it and probably by just as many means as there are people who overcome it. * H . Th°se, wh0 have to work harder at it shouldn't sit idlv by. Make a commitment to yourself to work at overcomto £r°ifsslonfls on camPus (the Counseling Office, WLLC D-175, would be a good place to start) and in the community are waiting to hear from you. by Stu Rubner by Stu Rubner SIASONALBTOPICATIONS °N WHAT SEEMS A Depression. We're all subject to it now and then. Things don t go the way we want them to; we don't think we're getting the attention we deserve; we're uncertain about what our future holds; we're not living up to our self-expectations. For students there's even more to cope with: starting a new semester, assignments, mid-terms and finals, research papers. The list of reasons for why we get depressed seems endless. But you read and hear more about depression during this holiday season than at any other time of the year. Maybe it has something to do with the year coming to a close and a feeling that time seems to be passing so quickly; for sure the press of schoolwork is a factor for students; or maybe it's difficult for those who want to be involved with others, but don't seem to have a lot of friends and are therefore excluded, to see all the celebrating that goes on. Whatever the reason there are two things you must remember: first, no one goes through life without getting depressed once in a while (anyone who says they never get depressed simply isn't telling the truth); second, if you can't shake the depression, get professional help! Some people handle depression better than others. Classifieds Classifieds, from page 6 SUN - I grow, flourishing under your radiance. Your fire is the energy of my soul and the essence of my life. - Tree NEW RELEASE from Paramount Pictures: "Norm's Sex Life" -Rated "G." PAULI -ARE you the scum on my tub? 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RYE: SEX is what you have in a one night stand, but more is needed in a relationship. GIDGET - Ya liked the hot dog - next time I'll hold the mayo. RYE- MARRIAGE is only a title. BRIAN - let's play condom games - Psycho MICHELLE - GIVE us the weather report. MR. M of M&M- Question: How exactly does a mouth froth? signed, a concerned M&M fan. EXECUTIVE VIEW • Does the Ranger Office qualify as a Candy Store? JEFF R. - YOUR friends are dropping like flys now that your going out with that can of RAID! HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our friend Teen or Maleo. Love S&K. JACK WAS pushed cuz Jill couldn't handle a well-rounded meal! Editor's Note: Remember, classified forms must be completed in full to be published. Club Events PSI/CHI PSYCHOLOGY CLUB The Psi/Chi Psychology Club was established to promote and stimulate students in the field of psychology and to maintain the advancement of the science of psychology. The club provides a Graduate Records Exam (GRE) workshop, sponsors speakers on campus, publishes psychology handbooks for the Parkside Psychology Department and takes field trips. The club will be holding a meeting Wednesday, Dec. 14 from 1-2 p.m. in the Honors Lounge (Moln. D113). Volunteer opportunities, including the new peer counseling program, will be discussed with a party afterwards. Bring you favorite Christmas snacks! There will also be a Behavioral Science Christmas party on Thursday, Dec. 15 from 1-2 p.m. in the Faculty Lounge (Moln. 111). Come socialize with your friends and faculty. On Sunday, Dec. 11 at 6:30 p.m. Psi/chi and the Sociology Club are sponsoring a joint party. Come join us at Oh! Flannery's and meet some new friends. GEOLOGY CLUB Dr. Allan Schneider of the Parkside Geology Department will speak on "Some Active Glaciers of Western North America" on Friday, Dec. 9 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. Dr. Schneider will illustrate glacial processes and features by means of slides. The talk is free and open to all. RHA The Residency Hall Association is hosting its annual Christmas party for hall residents on Thursday, Dec. 15 at 8:30 p.m. in the Core Building. A massage program is planned for Monday, Dec. 19 at 9:30 and finals treats for Wednesday, Dec. 21. <$• ^ JP A! ^ £ J" ^ THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15 UNION SQUARE - NOON FEATURING • THE LIVE MUSIC OF UW-PARKSIDE'S AWARD WINNING JAZZ BAND • 75®, Sl.OO & $1.25 OFF REGULAR PIZZA PRICES • SPECIAL $2.19 SPAGHETTI OR LASAGNA DINNER WITH SALAD & GARLIC BREAD • FREE ADMISSION GROWTH ... CHALLENGE ... OPPORTUNITY December and June Graduate Nurses are invited to join the Aurora Health Care System as a new professional in one of our two major acute care facilities, Sinai Samaritan Medical Center or St. Luke's Medical Center. 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Oklahoma Avenue Milwaukee, WI (414) 649-6378 10 Thursday, Dec. 8, 1988 Ranger - Parkside Basketball League STANDINGS & RESULTS - 12/01/88 TEAM 1 9 8 7 3 6 5 4 2 UTFO License to III LA DreamTeam Cavaliers Dollar Bill & Co Emer's Dreamers Czar's Starz Supersonics Last Place W 7 6 5 4 3 3 2 1 0 L 0 0 1 3 4 4 5 6 8 PF 512 460 518 434 402 450 418 320 450 PA 386 424 288 418 422 458 484 466 618 GB .5 1.5 3 4 4 6 7.5 Tuesday Last Place 22-34 Supersonics 38-30 LAST WEEK Thursday 56 68 UTFO Starz Last Place Dreamers 30-20 26-36 40-32 28-26 50 62 72 54 License/Ill Cavaliers Dollar Bill Cavaliers 30-32 28-30 28-30 30-36 58 66 62 58 Dream Tearn 50-52 102 Dollar Bill 16-24 40 BYE: Emer's Dreamers Dream Tearn 44-58 102 Supersonics 20-14 34 License/Ill 40-42(18) 100 3 Starz 50-32(16) 98 OT BYE: LA Dr eam Team Grapplers Whitewater Invite Wrestlers, from page 12 by virtue of a 5-4 victory over Marquette's Mike Pasdo at 126 lbs. In his first three matches, Demerath pinned his opponents in a cumulative time of 8 minutes and 37 seconds, earning him the Pinner's Trophy for the tournament. He was also runner-up for the Outstanding Wrestler Award. Sophomore Tim Whiting captured the second jewel of the Ranger crown in the 142 lb. division by winning four matches, including a 7-1 drubbing of UW-Whitewater's Rick Straub in the championship, the third Warhawk Whiting would defeat on the day. Ted Price walked through the 167 lb. class, scoring 27 takedowns to his four opponents zero, in getting a third Ranger championship. Two of his matches were stopped by technical fall (Price reached a fifteen point lead in both) and two others were major decisions. For the title, he defeated teammate Rob Fox, a freshman, by a 13-5 score. BOLD & BEAUTIFUL tMasculine rings of exceptional qualify at very sensible prices. Buy one for yourself. \bu deserve it. See our entire selection. We Have A Large'Selection Of All Types Holiday Hours: Mon.-Fri. 9:30-8:30 Sat. 9:30-5:30. Sun. 12-4 The best selection, service and price ... that's promis. sA'w HERBERT S Jewelers 697-0300 Pershing Plaza CHEER LEADER. Enjoy the game with the beer that's been rooting] home team. Reach Forlhe Best Old Style. Fox was 3-0 on the day before falling to the champion, Price, in an all-Ranger final. The Ranger's fourth gold medal was won by Mark Hemauer, a junior, at the 177 lb. class. He cruised through four matches without a serious challenge, and caputred the title with a 12-7 decision over Scott Donaldson of Carroll College. His earlier matches included a first period pin, and a technical fall at 2:05. John Karl, a 150 lb. junior, came close to getting the Ranger's a fifth championship, but lost a 4-3 decision to Mark Shuda of UW-LaCrosse in the finals. Shuda scored a winning takedown in the final seconds to deny Karl's bid for a fourth victory on the day. Two Rangers took consolation championships with Kevin Tremelling at heavyweight and Scott Wessley at 190 lb. Wessley, a freshman, was 4-1 on the day, suffering a semi-final loss to Joe Flegan of Marquette. Two of Wessley's wins were by pin, including one over Todd Campbell of Maransntha Bible College in the thirdplace match. Tremelling,a sophomore, was 5-1 with his only loss coming on a 1-0 heart breaker to Randy Meyers of UW-Whitewater. During the tourney, Tremelling scored 16 takedowns without giving up any. Steve Kimpel finished fourth at 158 lbs. with a 5-2 record for the day. Steve Rohrer and Mike Ekert also wrestled for Parkside, but did not place. Ekert, a freshman, went 1-2 for the afternoon, while Rohrer was forced to withdraw from competition after suffering a shoulder injury. Up until that point Rohrer had not given up a point during the tournament, getting two pins and taking a 7-0 lead before suffering the injury. It is not known the extent of his injury at this time. Coach Koch was obviously pleased with his team's performance at the meet, "We wrestled with outstanding intensity throughout the tournament today. We took eighty percent of our matches today, which is really an accomplishment." When asked about this year's early success, Koch pointed to Bob Gruner and Todd Yde, both former wrestlers who are helping coach the squad, ' 'Bob was a national champion and a five-time Ail-American, and Todd was a three-time All-American. They know what it takes to win, and they make sure that our team is ready for competition." The wrestlers will again take to the mat this weekend at home in the 7th annual Wisconsin Collegiate Championships in the Parkside Sport Center starting on Saturday at 9:30 a.m. EXTRA! EXTRA!] Ranger Thursday, Pec. 8, 1988 1V •[Jan ftea -Xruts NEW DOMINO'S PAN PIZZA! THE NOID" CRUSHED BY THE NEWS (DP) The NOID panicked. (bonking himself onihe head with a pan!) when he heard thai Domino's now delivers pan pizza. 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Silenzi had 3 assists and another freshman prospect Mike Parrish had 4 assists. Parkside scored 61 goals on 297 shots with 149 corner kicks and 75 goalie saves. The opponents scored 17 goals on 120 shots with 51 corners and 151 saves. Greg Peters game. Litton was 13-3-5 with 65 saves and a goals against average of .683. Meadow was 0-1-0 with nine saves and a 2.00 goals against average. This year's top ten point leaders were (in descending order) Hansen (36), Lee (28), Peters (22), Chomko (21), freshman Maurizio Silenzi (15), Hung Ly and defenseman Bogdan Szafraniec (12), defenseman Bryan O'Malley (11), freshman John Luna (9), and defenseman Mike Baldwin (8). Hansen scored 12 goals, Lee scored 10 and Peters scored 9. Chomko, Ly, Szafraniec, O'Malley and Baldwin scored Lady Rangers ret by Vickie Pundsack After suffering two tough losses, the Lady Rangers left for Stevens Point with a record of 3-2 and returned home with a record of 4-2. Last weekend the ladies learned that mental attitude and enthusiasm plays an important role in the game. At Point, they displayed all of these skills. Their physical and mental concentration was very vibrant in gaining a victory over Stevens Point by a score of 64-55. The first half of the game was evenly balanced as both Parkside and Stevens Point scored 26 first-half points. The statistics looked pretty mulch the same for both teams. Their field goal percentages were .333%, making 10 out of 30 shots. Parkside was led by sophomore, Brenda VanCuick scoring 7 points and pulling down 6 rebounds and Freshman, Diana Weitzel with 7 points and 5 rebounds. Extra determination helped the Rangers in the second half. Parkside pulled away when 6' senior Sue Maass began taking charge, creating a fire that became very contagious for the Lady Rangers. Sue was high scorer with 19 I roup for win points, pulling down 7 rebounds and blocking 5 of Stevens Point's attempted shots. Senior, Susie Brugioni assist-*' ed with 16 points, while senior, Julie Slaats dominated the boards with a total of 10 rebounds. It was a well-played game that was very team oriented. All players took their turn at being in the "spot light". The field goal percentage for the second half was a key factor in this win. Parkside shot .548% for the second half," while holding Stevens Point to a mere .406%. Parkside's defense was very successful in stopping Point's offense from scoring off their rebounds, allowing themselves to. attempt as many shots as Stevens Point. Only, the Rangers dropped more attempts in than Point did. This game could serve as a stepping stone for the Rangers. Pulling out a win in the second half while playing an evenly matched team shows great concentration* and the ability to defeat all when having the right attitude. The Lady Rangers next home game is tonight, Thursday, December 8, here in the Parkside fieldhouse. IBM wants to send you some holiday cheer with a big break on the IBM® Personal System/2.® Buy one now, and get 40% off with your student discount. So stop in to see us. We'll show you how the IBM PS/2® can help you organize your notes, write (and endlessly revise...) all your pa> pers, produce high-quality graphics to make all your work look sharper, and more. < Now that's something to celebrate. Christmas Special: Model 30-286 Contact: Carmen Montecinos at the Microcomputer Center (D-l level, WLLQ. The 1988 Parkside soccer season ended abruptly before the area playoffs-for the first time in many years. The Rangers ended with a 13-4-5 record. Even though they lost in the district finals, the Rangers had the best team in the district and quite possibly : in the area. The Rangers filled seven of ; the thirteen spots in the NAIA all-district selection. Mike Baldwin and Brian Maher were two of the four selections on the defensive side. Mike Lee and Jim Chomko were two of the four midfielders chosen and Jens Hansen and Greg Peters were two of the four forwards selected. Mark Litton was the only goalkeeper selected and Rick Kilps was named the coach of the year. The Rangers also had two players selected in the Wisconsin Independent Soccer League (WISL includes many NCAA Division I teams). Jens Hansen was one of the three forward selections and Mike Baldwin was one of the three defense selections. The defense played very well this year. In fact three of the four team records are of a defensive nature; fourteen shut-outs in a season (10; 1982, 87), least goals allowed in a season (17) (19; 1982), and least goals allowed (per game average) .77 (.863; 1980). The last team record is most ties in a season (5) (4; 1978). The offense, while their was plenty of- individual talent, lacked team effort. Prkside's inability to make their shots count, ended their streak to the area playoffs. Parkside took 297 shots and scored 61 of t hem (only 21%). Individually the Rangers are awesome. This years Ranger team had three of the four point leaders Parkside has ever had. Jens Hansen has 80 career points as a sophomore and is only 14 points behind the all time leader. Senior Greg Peters holds third place with 76 points and junior Mike Lee hold fourth with 74 points. Jim Chomko and Hung Ly are eighth and thirteenth respectively. Junior Jim Chomko is the Ranger career assist leader. He is tied with Wayne Adema (1983-86) with 32 assists. Lee, Peters, Hansen, and sophomore Ly are fourth (tie), seventh, thirteenth (tie), and eighteenth respectively. Jens Hansen leads the career goals category with 32 goals. Peters, Lee, Ly, and Chomko hold third, fifth, twelfth, and thirteenth place respectively. Hansen is also tied for most assits in a game with four. Senior Mark Litton recorded the most shut-outs in a season with fourteen. Litton and freshman Joel Meadow combined for the lowest goals against average with .773 per 42 Thursday, Dec. 8, 1988 Ranger u(m -m* s®-.m Rangers play Jekyll & by Bill Topp v and Jeff Lewis The Parkside Ranger basketball team showed two entirely different looks in last week's action, a 63-48 v ictory over St. Joseph's College of Indiana on Tuesday, and a 68- 57 loss at the hands of Ferris State on Thursday. The difference in performance was simple, and could have been spelled out by any number of the grade school kids in attendence. No need for a Bobby Knight, Denny Crum, or Dean Smith to figure this one out. In the first game, Parkside made the majority of their shots, in the second game, they didn't. Against St. Joe's, The Rangers used the strong inside work of Greg Nash and Richard Delk, along with the marksmanship of Andy Schmidtmann, to jump out to a 43-27 halftime lead. Nash, a 6'2" guard, helped Delk hold off the taller St. Joe's front- Rod Whittier line, led by 6'8" Chris Brown and 6'7" Tim Strundna. Nash collected 14 of his 16 and Delk 11 of his 13 points in the first half. The duo also led the team with 9 boards apiece. Parkside outrebounded St. Joe's 28-26 and shot a healthy 54% from the floor, including 62% in the first tenure. Smitty also found the bottom of the net early and often, scoring 12 of his game-high 19 points before the break. The big lead let the Rangers work on their halfcourt, stall-type offense, using most of the 45 second shot clock on virtually every posession and cruised to the "W". The game marked the home debut of jr. guard Rod Whittier, coming back from a severe ankle injury in early season practice. Eight assists and only two turnovers in 34 minutes of play showed, the injury didn't slow the lightning- quick, little big man. Thursday's game was a different story. This game was not as close as the score would indicate, as the 11 point loss seemed alot worse. The Ranger fans should have been given a box of no-doz and a pot of coffee. Actually, there were a few bright spots. Greg Nash played a solid, all-around game totaling a game high 22 points to go with 7 rebounds and 3 assists. Center Rich Delk had his normal workman type performance, scoring 13 points and snareing 11 boards. These two could not overcome the rest of the squads dismal 38% field goal shooting. The Ranger's designated bombers (Whittier, Steve Jer- Friday, Dec. 9th PAB Presents FALL SEMESTER FINALE THE — BROTHERS DANCE UNION SQUARE, 8:00 p.m Students with ID $2.00 Guests 18 and up $3.00 OPENING ACT PLAYHOUSE Winner of 1988 Battle of the Bands 'Smitty" hit for 19 in win rick, and Schmidtman) shot a combined 5 for 28, a feeble 17.8%. Meanwhile, Ferris State had 4 different players in double figures lad by Marcus Kennedy's 14, six of them coming on exciting dunks which highlighted an otherwise boring game. The Rangers, 1-4, played St. Norbert's Wednesday, and take on Wayne State of Minnesota tonight at 7:30 in the Parkside Sport Center. Come to the game and "Say yes" to Ranger basketball. Wrestlers dominate Special to the Ranger The Parkside wrestling team crowned four champions and placed five others to win the UW-White water Warhawk Invitational this past Saturday. Eleven Rangers compiled a 39-9 record in competition with sixteen other schools to run away with the team title. Parkside scored 106.25 points, followed by Marquette with 64.25, UW-White water with 56.5, UW-Stevens Point 47, UW-LaCrosse 40.25, and Carthage 36.75. The 42 point margin of victory for the Rangers was the largest in the 16 year history of the meet. Arthur Demerath claimed Parkside's first championship See Wrestlers, page 10 Wrestlers to host collegiate tourney Special to the Ranger On Saturday, December 10th, Parkside will host the 17th annual Wisconsin Collegiate Wrestling Championship at the PE Center. Wrestling will start at 9:30 a.m. with the semi-finals set for approximately 2:00 p.m., and the finals at 6:30 p.m. There will be some 150 wrestlers representing 15 schools in the competition. An admission of $2.50 covers the entire day of wrestling. The meet, annually one of the top wrestling competitions in the state, will feature several All-Americans pitted in fierce competition. While no team scores will be kept, Parkside should be one of the favorites to collect their share of medals and trophies. Ted Price and Mark Hemauer (at 167 and 177 lbs. respectively) will both return to defend the titles they captured last year. Other Ranger wrestlers with aspirations of gold include Arthur Demerath (126 lbs.) Dennis DuChene (134), Tim Whiting (142), John Karl (150), Steve Kimpel (158), Rob Fox (167), Scott Wessley (190), and Kevin Tremelling (heavyweight). The Rangers will warm up for the tournament by hosting UW-LaCrosse in a dual meet on Friday afternoon. The meet is set to begin at 3:00 p.m. in the PE Center. The Rangers currently have a streak of 32 dual meet victories over Wisconsin opponents in tact, a streak which began in 1982. Come out and support the Ranger wrestlers this weekend. The 1988-89 Ranger Wrestlers Cheerleaders take 2nd by Jeff Lemmermann The Ranger cheering squad travelled to Stevens Point last weekend to take part in the Pointer's Cheer Clinic- /Competition. Twenty-five teams from Minnesota and Check Into Your Future... With the Student Checking Program • Free Checking • 200 Free Checks • TYME card | rSSSS-1- Requirements: College-student must be maintaining a minimum of 6 credits or more per semester and parent(s) must have depository relationship with Heritage Bank or American State Bank. We believe in education and want to assist you with yours. (Heritage Bank & Trust American State Bank Member FDIC Wisconsin were involved, with competition being divided into all girl's squads and co-ed squads. Team performances were judged in a number of aspects, including cheering ability; transitions between the dance portion of the routine and the cheering portion; voice quality and sharpness; the quality and difficulty of stunts and pyramids performed; and the squads ability to involve and liven spectators. Parkside's team, competing against the all girl's squads, finished second to St. Thomas College in a good performance by the young team. Included in the Ranger performance were dance routines to "Wipeout" and "Wham Rap", and three cheers. Coach Candy Issetts was impressed by the Ranger showing, "The girls really worked hard to get ready for this. Needless to say, they did a very good job." Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 13, December 8, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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