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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W-' March 10, 1988 University off Wlsconsin-Parkside Vol. 16, No. Students complain And the cage comes tumbling down by Kelly McKissick News Editor Don't look for the "cage" at the next PAB dance. It won't be there. An Alcohol Awareness Subcommittee formed from the Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB) met last week to find alternatives for segregated drinking at dances. The subcommittee, consisting of Diane Welsh, Jay Lewandowski, Len Cabaltera, Tim Grygera, Sue Bostetter, Mike Menzhuber and Kelly McKissick, decided that effective segregation of drinkers and non-drinkers could be obtained at dances without the cage. The cage was an experiment where alcoholic beverages were sold inside of a partitioned-off section of the Union Square. Those of legal drinking age were given colored wristbands at the entrance to the dance, and were the only ones allowed inside the partition. Security officers were stationed at the entrances to the cage to check The PAB cage could be stored permanently. wristbands. The subcommittee was formed in response to student concerns about the cage. It was decided that by re-emphasizing old drinking procedures and implementing some new ones, the cage could be eliminated at future dances. P1 to PUAB at its March 9 meeting; if it is passed it will be sent to administration for approval. If it is approved, it is hoped to implemented as policy for PAB's next dance on March 25. Diane Welsh, coordinator of Student Activities, commented on the removal of the cage. "I think it's good that the cage is coming down because it encourages more interaction between students. They won't be segregated any more. "In terms of getting tougher on students, these stated rules have been the law for quite awhile at Parkside. We want to emphasize to students the consequences of underage drinking and providing alcohol for a minor," she said. The proposal contained the following points for dances in attendance of 150-450 students: There will be four officers on duty at the dance. There should be no more than two student security officers on duty at the dance. One officer, preferably a student, will be located at the entrance to the dance. Two officers will roam throughout the dance, and one non-student officer will remain at the bar. Wristbands will be placed on the left hand of those who are of legal drinking age at the entrance to the dance. Minors will be stamped on the left hand. Bartenders will serve only one beer per person. Clear cups will be used for all beverages at all times. Signs will be located at the door, behind the bar and at the ticket window warning of the consequences of illegal passing or possession of alcohol. Officers will eject any violators from the dance. All violators will be reported to the campus discipline officer and/or will be issued a citation. The proposal contained the following points for dances in attendance of 150 students or fewer: There will be two officers on duty. Bartenders will card everyone wishing to purchase alcohol. Clear cups will be used for all beverages at all times. Bartenders will serve only one beer per person. Jay Lewandowski, PUAB representative for Parkside Adult Student Alliance said "I'm glad to see any barriers go down between students. The more we can be together, the more enjoyable all the activities are going to be. Master of Public Administration program considered the best in the state by director by Kelly McKissick News Editor Students in the Master of Public Administration (MPA) program, graduate study, need not worry about the program being phased out. According to Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, "rumor mongers" have spread the word that the program is being discontinued. "My concern is that that is simply not the case," she said. She met with about 30 students last week who were involved in the program and had concerns about its future. "I told them that we had no plans to close the program down. In fact, we would like to see what we can do to revive the program, certainly In terms of enrollment." The program is primarily designed for students who want to be professionals in government or social services, basically in the nonprofit area, Kaplan said. "We have graduates who work for the city, county or state government, and we've placed people in Washington, D.C.," she stated. Many MPA students have graduated from college 3-5 years ago, and enter the program seeking promotions. from their current place of employment. The program is one of four in the state, and has been in existence at Parkside for approximately seven years. Madison, Oshkosh and Milwaukee also have MPA programs. "Enrollments have been going down over the last couple of years, and we do need to find new strategies for getting the word out about the program and recruiting new students for it," Kaplan said. Professor Bill Murin, MPA program director, felt that Parkside's program is very successful. "I think we can demonstate rather effectively that we are the best MPA program in the state," he said. "If you look at what our graduates are doing, you'll see that we have a 100 percentplacement record for students entering the program directly after acquiring degrees." • "We have to look at a new organizatiohal structure for the program," Kaplan explained. Murin will be vacating his position as director at the end of this school year. Kaplan felt that the combinaion of declining enrollment and Murin's leaving the director position may have started the rumors. "But the key thing is that we have every intention of making the program a go and putting the appropriate structure in place to support it," she said. "The intent is to support the program and possibly expand it, not phase it out." Spring Break is here! Next Ranger March 24 Inside UW-M student in hot water page 2 Anti-racism rally page S Spring Break plans page 6 As Doc sees it page? 2 Thursday, March 10, 1988 Ranger News Briefs —— Chrysler pullout reflects US trends ,.„o<The» (?rysler CorP- pullout is part of a post-industrial SrrtT??18 J?16 US" that could mean a lower stand- E&St&ZSr"* m°T t0W 016 associate Professor of labor studies, ^one i ial«JrUCturing has man among them global competition and managemye ncta upsoelsi-, Dacro%^ti4fr'Sc^CitI1meftH?g called to discuss im' i7 ler s decision to halt assembly operations at faid tbat Jabor studies indicate the U.S. is falling behind other countries in part because American S *»•« k"°w how to manage properly or how to m^rr^e^rrToT^g tareTdl SinTfra.10 SerViCe JObS C 0Uld mkke a dl"er- UW must adjust to say on top *if£NESXILPYWisconsin must shift its priorities if the tfit n««an^ i 5eep its Public university system among S wSin i 1|aders ^ higher education, says University ofWisconsin System President Kenneth Shaw UW Svatpm^K^1*88 reported that Shaw described the ^5gfh^n°ng. the1co"ntry's "outstanding must oH?V F system is to remain on top, it hesaicT adjustments because the state has changed, ???' Wisconsin was an extremely f^d^Wp !L?°.W is a 85ate of average means," Shaw S* at^fd n,tmLradjUK1 °"r (the UW) situation and J™ at^ °d Premises such as how low can tuition be or can enrollment be unlimited." efflrw °1utlirled to make ^e universities more the systenT includes cutting enrollments throughout UW-M wants to expand outward nifnLhIitU)fEE"An ambitious, long-range development Sia?0?? ^e,en u,nveUed by UW-MilWaukee officials, reports the Milwaukee Sentinel. It deserves fair and favorable consideration by UW System regents, legislators and the State Building Commission. C1?ff0rd V' Smith Jr' understandably Is critical of past neglect of the need of the Milwaukee campus and correctly asserts that "on the basis of need, Milwaukee ought to be first in line." warcf land"locked camPus has few places to expand out- Turn in surveys to vote on activity hour All Parkside students have, or will receive a letter regarding the activity hour, which is the period from 1-2 p.m. Monday, Wednesday and Friday that classes are not held so that clubs can meet, and activities and lectures can be held. Students are asked to fill RANGER out a brief survey, the results of which will be considered by the Faculty Senate, who recently referred a proposal to eliminate the activity hour to committee. Surveys will be collected in the Molinaro concourse near the voting booths (for PSGA elections) March 9 and 10. U.S. TROOPS INVADE PANAMA VAV - UW-M SA Pres faces charges by Amy H. Hitter News Editor The UW-Milwaukee Student Appeals Committee on Feb. 16 received a proposed recall petition in an attempt to oust current UW-M Student Association President Harold W. Annen, Jr., reported the UWM Times. UW-M and Parkside student governments recently established a sister-school relationship. The petition was filed by Ronald W. Hendree, editor of a competing campus newspaper. According to Hendree, the issues raised in a recent Invictus editorial criticizing Annen were reflective of his views on the problems regarding the Annen administration. In part, the editorial said, "To say that Annen has proven himself an inept leader is not sufficient to justify his recall. Indeed, our mission is to demonstrate to you, the student, the underlying factors that make his ineptness so detrimental to your interests." Among the allegations, Hendree accused Annen of personalizing the office of SA president, of "precipitating an environment with SA that is hostile to the image and interests of black students," and of misappropriating $950 Harold W. Annen, Jr. in student funds. Annen told the Times that there is no basis for the petition, but said that Hendree has the right to act as he sees "My policies, my positions, my work have not been challenged," he said. "I encourage Hendree to bring the petition to the students because I feel they have the support of the student body. "There is no substantiation fSJL charges," Annen said. 'They are an amusing sidelight to UWM policies that I have tried to avoid." Hendree told the Times he stood by his actions and claimed there would be no problem scheduling the recall election. Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) President Alex Pettit has worked with Annen on a sister school level and at United Council. "As a president representing his campus, at the levels I've dealt with him-at United Council and as a sister school-it's been beneficial for me to work with Annen," Pettit said. "But, I can't condone or overlook those charges. The misappropriation of monies is the most serious of the allegations. He's been accused of using his office as a political springboard, on down to being an ineffective leader, but the most serious charge is the misappropriation. "I don't know about the money he's allegedly pilfered." Pettit said he has not directly asked Annen whether the allegation is true, but Annen has not commented either way. Hendree reportedly had 250 signatures last Thursday of the 500 needed (of students who voted in the previous election) to oust Annen. A clear majority in an election is also needed, Pettit said. . . editorial staff K e i i y f d ! t o r S p o r t s E d i , o r Amy H. Rrtter kE id £ •; Photo Editor Twri IX IS BUSINESS STAFF Jon Hearron Business Manager Steven R. Picazo Operations Manager , r GENERAL STAFF J"E00SSS?1, &GeorSge K&oemg C, fJWeff Lae-mJmimer mann.M Aamrky t aLnudcweniq.. FRriecdk uM«arlt"eure. rOio' og WcEvoy. Dehbbaiwe nM Micahinlaan. dP. aDttoi cN Mitza. lLloaruy,r aJ oPhens tka, Mana Rintz, Bobbt Jo Slater, Wendy Sorenson gS SHKffagffi as?®S5E5553 ^rres^merigMt0 edit letter and refuse those which are (afc* and/or do- Tta*,0r 311 le ttere' and classitied ads'is M°n"ay » « a.m. lor publication Utmkfr of tkt a«ncaTeo coueoare ^ Rnaannggqerr Tinhuurrssadaayy,, MMaarrccfh 10,1986 3 Lewandowski, Pettit anticipate new positions by Amy H. Hitter News Editor After an uncontested race for PSGA president and vice president, Jay Lewandowski and Ross Pettit are jumping into their administrative positions with enthusiasm. The team plans to run Parkside Student Government Association with a project- oriented emphasis. Neither are new to the organization: President-elect Lewandowski is currently a PSGA senator, and Vice-presidentelect Pettit is presently PSGA Chief Justice. * see a °* things around this school that need to be done, and I want to do them, said Lewandowski, explaining his reasons for running. "I think I'm capable of d oing the job, and willing, and ready to go" "I'm looking for ways I can improve the campus," said Pettit. "Student government is not about government: it's about students. We're here to improve the quality of life on this campus. That's what Jay and I hope to accomplish in our term." Lewandowski outlined three immediate goals: to get more corporate sponsorship of events on campus, to eliminate some of the parking problems, and to work with the newly formed radio station. "The main thing I want to work on is getting more corporate sponsorship of events, so we can put on better events for less student money," he explained. "I think that would draw more people, and get rid of some of the apathy we have on campus. I want people to be proud of Parkside because things are going to be better around here." Corporate sponsorship would entail a corporation such as Coke or Pepsi funding a campus event in exchange for the opportunity to give away promotional gifts and advertise on campus. Large corporations have large advertising budgets, Lewandowski said, "and we can utilize that for their benefit and ours." Lewandowski's concern with parking problems at Parkside was triggered by students who have approached him on the subject. "A lot of people have brought up parking problems to me," he said. "So I want to look into that and see if there's anything we can do. "I sat on the Parking Appeals Committee, so I know there are a lot of problems." Another lot will not be added until all Jots are utilized almost all the time, he explained. So his option are to evaluate sales of parking permits, and perhaps encourage Johnson takes over business classes for a day Senior executives from S.C. Johnson & Son, Inc., will take over the teaching of business classes at Parkside on Management Day, Friday, March 25. Under the program, being held for the fourth time here, corporate lecturers conduct all classes for a day in the major fields of business study. Previous corporate hosts have included the Weyerhauser Company, J.I. Case Co., and the former American Motors Corp. The annual Managers' Dinner, now in its ninth year, also has been scheduled for March 25 as the capstone event in the day's programming. The dinner, sponsoredby the Business Division and student business organizations, is attended by professionals from all areas of business as well as by business faculty and students. Participation in Management Day programs is limited to students in business and related fields. Information on attending the Managers' Dinner can be obtained by contacting the Business Division office, Molinaro 344, extension 2243. Barry P. Harris, a Johnson Wax vice president who is director of marketing for Corporate New Products and Technologies, will keynote the opening general session of Management Day at 10 a.m. Harris also will be the featured speaker at the Managers' Dinner where he will discuss entrepreneurship as it is practiced at Johnson Wax. Named a vice president in 1984, Harris has been involved in a broad range of marketing activity in the United States and abroad since joining the firm in 1964. Following the opening session of Management Day, six concurrent topical sessions will be held from 10:30 to noon, then repeated from 1:30 *°_3 P i*}- A concluding gener- See management page 4 stricter enforcement of parking regulations and stiffer fines. The radio station is another of Lewandowski's top priorities. "I think that's very important. I think that can help with recruitment and retention of a lot of students. And the more students we have, the better Parkside will be for everybody." In describing his plans for a project-oriented administration, Pettit cited corporate sponsorship, a book exchange, establishment of a Minority Action Council, and creation of a Union Policy Board. The book exchange will be run with the mistakes of previous attempts kept in mind. "It was a complete flop the last time around because of the way it was run," Pettit said. This time, PSGA will not serve as a middle-man, only as communication between sellers and buyers. Individuals wishing to sell books will fill out a card indicating course, condition of book, and price asked, and the information will be filed in a computerized book list. "Alex (Pettit, outgoing PSGA president) didn't have the time or the patience to run with something like this," said Ross Pettit. "He gave me the project. I wrote a program for it that was done in December. I want it really badly, so I'm going to follow through with it." Another project Pettit is continuing from the previous administration is establishing the Minority Action Council (MAC). In November 1987, Alex Pettit conceived the idea. "Every campus had sponsored an open hearing on minority retention and involvement on campus," said Ross Pettit. "It appeared to us-it appeared to me-to be a. big show by the Board of Regents. And that greatly disturbs me. Whether it was or not, I don't know, but no follow- up has been done on it." Alex Pettit's plans for the MAC were rejected by the administration, so Ross Pettit hopes to set up the MAC as THE PARKSIDE UNION SPRING BREAK HOURS Rec. Center Open 1:00 to 10:00 P.M. Saturdays & Sundays (March 12,13 & 19, 20) Wednesday, March 16 Union Square Closed All Areas Reopen For Regular Hours on Monday. March 21st. ' an all-student committee. "It will address student needs," he said, "but it will critique the administration, and be an advisory board to the administration in the formulation and review of policies concerning minority retention and involvement." State merger law, 36.09(5), gives students "the primary responsibility for formulation and review of policy concerning student life, services and interests," Pettit said, which gives students the right to make policy decisions about the Union. "The Union is student life, services and interests on this campus," he said. "That's our building," (it is funded primarily with student monies.) Pettit's plans to establish a Union Policy Board (UPB) which would supersede the Union Advisory Board (UAB) have not, he said, been wellreceived by UAB's current members. Total Service for U. W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.-Fri. 10-3 Serving four other locations Racine Burlington Waukesha Milwaukee 4 Thursday, March 10, 1988 Ranger Murin in on planning for Kenosha marina by Denise Furuglyas One of Parkside's Political Science professors, William Murin, has temporarily joined the team that is planning to build a marina in Kenosha. Murin got involved in the project when Kenosha's County Executive, the director of the Kenosha Area Development Corporation and a couple of Kenosha aldermen asked Chancellor Sheila Kaplan if Murin would be available to assist in a couple of different projects. The one that particularly interested him, and in which he had the most expertise, was the Kenosha marina William Murin project. An agreement was reached whereby Murin will spend the next four months planning this project, and, if he is needed beyond that time, he will be retained longer. Murin said he will be involved in a little bit of everything. Over the next four or five months he will be involved with planning stages of the marina, reviewing credentials of architectural firms, engineering firms, and consultants. There is also a lot of foundation work that needs to be done before construction will actually begin. As Parkside's principal representative in Kenosha's Focus 2000 project, Murin was involved in virtually every meeting. Murin authored the final report covering a major meeting held last March. He was also involved in the community survey that was taken. Another qualification is Murin's involvement in the planning of the Racine harbor. Murin believes that Kenosha may face the same problem Racine did - planning takes so long that citizens harbor doubts that the project exists. "It will be a good year before anybody sees any physical construction in the project," Murin said. Murin will be staying on at Parkside while handling administrative duties for the School structures focus of conference by Betty Bullens How do children learn? What do we want them to learn and how can we accurately assess what they have learned? These were some of the questions discussed at the Wingspread conference sponsored by the North Dakota Study Group and the Johnson Foundation entitled "Evaluation Choice, and New Organizational Structures for Schools." Research has generated an interest in the application of skills and knowledge as tools for creative problem solving. Yet, standardized tests, as they currently exist, focus on the notion of only one right answer or only one correct approach to problems. Their multiple-choice format discourages active learning and creative approaches to problem solving. Although testing is a political reality, the North Dakota Study Group felt that standardized tests should be put into perspective. Rather than being used to compare children and programs it should only be another piece of information to assist teachers in helping children to learn. Other assessment methods were identified. Conferences with the students and their parents, videotapes of students in the classroom for later analysis, maintenance of a portfolio of the student's best work, and parent questionaires reflecting on what children do in school, were some alternatives. By using a variety of assessment strategies, teachers are better able to evaluate their effectiveness and, at the same time, more accurately measure a child's progress in learning. The North Dakota Study Group is a national group of educators and scholars who have been meeting for the past 19 years to examine a wide range of public educational issues. * "SUMMER SCHOOL** STUDENTS BEAT THE HEAT! Summer Housing is now available for the 8-week summer session in the UW-Parkside Residence Hall. Modern, convenient, airconditioned, apartment style assignments are available. Limited Space is Available! Act Fast! For more information call: 553-2320 or stop by the Housing office #4C Unity of services is the key Symposium from page 5 March first." According to Ferman, organization and unity is the key. "A big problem we face is getting a unified system of services that makes sense." LIVE ENTERTAINMENT EVERY NIGHT Beat the Clock Double Bubble Mon.-Fri. 3-7 Thursday All Night EVERY Monday & Wednesday LADIES' NIGHT Tuesday, March 15 LIP SYNC CONTEST Cash prize to winner Wed. & Thurs,, Mar. 16 & 17 JEFFERIES ANGELS Fri. & Sat., Mar. 18 & 19 ARCADE Rock &Roll Sunday, March 20 REX RIZZ Hp Sync Comedy Contest "RELAX" ! Single *199i Double $2695 Weekend Single $2395 Weekend Double s3095 tWith this coupon RUMORS Located in Apple Valley Lodge 5005 Wash. Ave. "The crisis we face seems to be visited on us like a plague from afar," explained Narny. "We feel as though there are global forces working against us and the solution to the crisis is something we have tp provide. We have to rely upon our own internal resources. The communitites of Racine and Kenosha are going to have to rally to solve this problem. That's how a crisis becomes a challenge." marina project. In his opinion this is going to be an exciting project for the city as well as the county of Kenosha, and is essential for the future of Kenosha. Management Day Slated Management from page 3 al session will be held from 3: 30 to 4:30 p.m. The Managers' Dinner will begin at 6 p.m., preceded by a social hour at 5 p.m. Topical sessions and the Johnson Wax Corporate Lecturers who will conduct them are: Consumer Marketing-. Steven C. Lieberman, New Product Manager, Skin Care. Commerical Products Marketing- Michael E. Naumann, Marketing Associate, Home Care Business. Accounting/Financial Management- David J. Anderson, Director of Corporate Financial Analysis. Manufacturing and Quality- -Warren A. Icke, Manufacturing Director, Innochem. Information Systems/Data Processing-Thomas H. Hughbanks, Director of Information Systems, Corporate. Human Resources-Robert J. Summers, Director, Human Resources Services. International Business (general session)-Frank W. Bryant, Director of Business Development and Marketing Services, International Consumer Products. Management Day is being coordinated by Rodger L. DeRose, Business Manager at Johnson Wax, and Prof. Arthur L. Dudycha, head of the Division of Business and Administrative Science. DeRose is president of the Parkside Alumni Association and a member of the Parkside Benevolent Foundation. 20° DISCOUNT C/ip & Save This Ad To all Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D. required. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler \iStiivia(JeweleM Misson Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. 50) 4017 - 75th St. 697-0884 Open Daily 9:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Sundays 12:00-4:30 p.m. Ranger Thursday, March 10,1988 5 Students attend UW-Milwaukee anti-racism rally by Ross Pettit "What is going on in this country?!" was the cry of United Council Minority Affairs Director Donald Parker at the "Students in Solidarity Against Racism" rally held at the UW-Milwaukee Union Mall on Monday. "We have advanced since the time of the 60's. Twenty years later we're still fighting for what our parents were fighting for," Parker said. Approximately 250 students, faculty and administration members gathered to voice their disgust about the recent racial incidents at Marquette University and at UW-M, which included the beating of two black students and the circulation of racist materials. Students from Parkside, Oshkosh, Marquette and Milwaukee campuses supported anti-racism speeches. The audience consisted largely of UW-M students, but there were also representatives present from Parkside, UW-Oshkosh, and Marquette University. Jim Smith, legislative affairs director for United Council, who acted as master of ceremonies for the rally, referred to legislation currently in a sub-committee of the State Senate that would strip funds from any state funded agency that act racially- According to Smith, this bill could be easily approved by the State Legislature, but the sub-committee is procrastinating. "This is the most ugly and abhorred thing that can occur. Racism and hatred have no place in a mature society," exclaimed John Quigley, student body president of Marquette University. Other speakers addressing the crowd included Scott Allen and Laura Tetzlaff, atlarge students at UW-M, and Harold Annen, president of the Milwaukee Student Association. Parker emphasized the point that rallies are important, but action is what is needed. "I'm tired of speaking at rallies," he said. "We're going to ask for a faculty committee to improve things for minorities." Parker concluded the rally by saying, "Let's not be here in 1998 for a rally against racism. Let's deal with this problem now." Chrysler symposium: community must pull together by Doug McEvoy At a symposium held Friday in the Union Theater concerning the closing of the Kenosha Chrysler plant, panelists agreed that employees of the plant and the community must pull together and take action before the plant is actually closed. The purpose of the symposium was to suggest ways for the community to cope with the chaos caused by the closing. Panelists included Art Shy, Director of Education, United Auto Workers (UAW), Solidarity House, Detroit; Louis Ferman, professor and research director, University of Michigan Institute of Industrial Relations; James Francek, President of Watershed Inc., and Charles Narny, professor of Social and Industrial relations at Rutgers University. The panelists discussed programs aimed at helping the worker faced with unemployment, and his family, to better deal with the stress and hard times ahead. "If you can take a person in pain and help that person understand what that pain means to them," explained Francek, "they can then grow very fast." "The program we are on top of," said Shy, "is working with people and bringing all of our resources together to get the community charged up-and sometimes they help to charge us up. We will be bringing in all the resources available to us to aid people in education, counseling, assessment, job service, how to have a successful interview, how to complete a resume, and how to really assess a person's skills." Participants share the general feeling that the plant has an obligation to help financially support these programs. "We now have to ask the The four symposium panelists discuss the impact of the Chrysler closing. creases, so do the national statistics of suicide, homicide, deaths, cirrhosis of the liver due to alcoholism and more. "I would submit to those economists that death is not a temporary inconvenience," Ferman said. The UAW, according to Shy, has been able to set up successful job search programs in Milwaukee, but workers often take a significant cut in wages and benefits. Ferman and Francek both gave detailed presentations concerning the stress patterns of the workers involved. "The most stressful time for a worker may come after the announcement itself rather than after the shut down," explained Ferman. "The loss of a job is the loss of a social structure that for many may have been the most critical structure in their lives," added Francek. "It is a loss of identity. What it comes down to is that a shut-down is like the breaking of a family, because that's what it is, a family. You can see all of the grief and stress you see in a family that is breaking up, but maximized by thousands of people in a grieving pattern." The time to act is now, or as Narny said, "The important date for the communities is not September first, but See symposium page 4 company to compensate, not just the worker, but the community for the chaos it has created within it," said Ferman. "Many economists would say that shut-downs are a temporary inconven- • ience at the expense of a few (those who do not find work after the closing) for the greater good," However, when unemployment inHelp Wanted Campus Ambassadors for 1988/1989 Practice and improve your public relations skills working with new and potential students and their families. Campus Ambassadors represent the University and can really influence the decisions of others to attend UW-Parkside by making them feel welcome and comfortable dealing with he public and who like being students at UW-Parkside. Campus Ambassadors lead campus tours and participate in open houses sponsored by Student Enrollment Services. Other admission-related duties may be included. The position begins in April or September, depending on applicant availability. 4-6 hours of training will be required in April. A complete description and application may be obtained from Wendi Schneider or Marcia Andersen, WLLC D195, or call 553-2496 for more information. Deadline for applications is March 25,1988. FIRST NATIONAL BANK of Kenosha KENOSHA'S ONLY INDEPENDENT COMMUNITY BANK DOWNTOWN KENOSHA Main Office — Auto Bank — TYME NORTH BRANCH - TYME SOUTH BRANCH — TYME BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE MEMBER F.D.I.C. SOMERS PHONE: 658-2331 6 Thursday, March 10, 1988 Ranger Students and staff make Spring Break plans by Terr! DeRosier Feature Editor Spring Break! There is something magical about those words. For some, they conjure up visions of hot, sandy beaches, skimpy bathing suits, volleyball games, and cool, tropical drinks. For others, Spring Break is the last chance to get in some cross-country or downhill skiing. It's the last chance to snuggle with a friend on a bearskin rug in front of a hot, crackling fire and sip hot chocolate laced with peppermint schnapps. For all students, it's the chance to get away from the routine of classes. And for those who stay in the area, it's a time to dream of the places they would like to be. Out of curiosity, this reporter decided to find out what plans students and staff at Parkside have made for Spring Break. Denny Dohms, Sophomore: "I'm drinking a different case of import beer everyday during Spring Break." Joel Bumgarner, Junior: "I'm going to keep G. Heileman in business." Doc Mallory, Senior: "Drink a lot of beer, write a play, drink more beer and rock the house." Dave Peterson, Junior: "I'm going to the Minneapolis crib to get busy and bubbly and have the eight ball rolling." Brandon Liebrecht, Freshman: "Pool, Xenophobe and 12-packin' it." Jim Voss, Sophomore: "I'm going to Milwaukee to try to see this girl I met there." G. Gary Grace, (Inhabitant of the Ivory Tower): "I'm going to celebrate my birthday on the 14th, and work on my plan of world peace to be implemented throughout the year." Art Mandelin, Freshman: "I'm going home to Milwaukee to do as little as possible." Jens J. Hansen, Freshman: "I'm staying here and hoping for a nice, beautiful new romance with..." Diane Welsh, Coord. Student Activities: "I'm going to coordinate the Very Special Arts Fair. For excitement, I'm going to Marinette for the weekend." Rathe Thompson, Senior: "I'm going to get laid by fat chicks in Florida." Vince Borleske, Freshman: "I'm going to Daytona, and I'm doing whatever Rathe is doing." Alex Pettit, Senior: "Shooting pool, catching up on my studies and transferring my power." Scott Peterson, Senior: "Develop courage and surprise Jenny Carr!" Rick Luehr, Senior: "I'm going to New York to the top of the Empire State Building. I'm going to push Robb off, head first, onto a penny to see if the penny splits in half." Lynn Pagliaro, Freshman: "I'm going to the Bahamas to get " Dan Perrault, Freshman: "I'm going to be working long, hard hours to give students a radio station—then I'll get laid." Ross Pettit, Freshman: "That's the week after campus elections-I'll have the hangover from hell." Skelly Warren, Assoc. Professor, Dramatic Arts: "I'll design a show. I'm also working on the Very Special Arts Festival, and I'll be redecorating my house for my wife who loves me." Jon Hearron, Freshman: "I'm getting drunk and wrecking shit." Norm Delaney, Freshman: "I'm going to travel around the world in five days-swimming!" Jenny Carr, Senior: "I'm going to the 'Daytona of the North' to be with Dave! " Robb Luehr, Senior: "I'll be in New York spending money, seeing plays and avoiding vagrants." Dave McEvoy, Senior: "Frollicking in the woods with many...." Amy Ritter, Senior: "I'm going to be one of Dave's many." Maria Rintz, Graduate: "I'm going to take a long, extensive exotic excursion in my mind-I can't afford it in the flesh." Corey Anton, Freshman: "Instead of going south of the border, I'm investing in textiles of warmer climates." Joe Tirabassi, Freshman: "I'm going to Daytona and I'm staying at the Texan Hotel." Scott Carter, "Going home." Freshman: You Want Fully Loaded? The Zenith Data Systems Z-159 Enhanced PC Dual Floppy Drive: suggested retail price: $1828 Special Student Price: $999 Single Floppy with Hard disk: Suggested retail price: $2488 Special Student Price: $1299 Price includes high resolution monochrome monitor The Zenith Data Systems Z159 Enhanced PC is IBM PC® compatible and faster than the IBM PC/XT®. It's everything vou'd expect in a powerful, flexible, expandable PC. And we're throwing in a few extras... Now, the Z-159 Enhanced PC can be yours at a great student price when you call your nearby Zenith Data Systems Campus Contact. 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Rocky Donovan, Senior: "I'm going to Daytona to get drunk, stupid and laid." Laura Kauffman, Junior: "I'm going with Rocky. (Just kidding, Jack! )" Kristen Alioto, Sophomore: "Fresh-water fishing." Lorri Deblieck, Freshman: "I'm going 'ROACH' hunting." Dale Hall, Sophomore: "I'm going back to Hartford to get drunk-I'd like to get laid, but..." Tim Lorman, Student Activities/ Rec Center Manager: "I'm going scuba diving in the Keys with my scuba class, and I'm going to work on getting my sight back." Doug Londo, Junior: "I'm going to Indiana to get the job done." Don Keller, New Baseball recruit: I'm going to San Diego to party." Don Grubor, Junior: "I'm working to make up for all the Spring Breaks I went on before." Steve McLaughlin, Director of Student Life: "I'm working during the week, then on Friday I'm going to Chicago just to play-I heard it's going to be much warmer down South." Cindy Wirtz, Auxiliary Services Business Manager: "I'm going to teach at the Very Special Arts Festival and go to tons of beach parties all week long." Larry DeRosier, Junior: "I'm going to Canada to get some 'tang'-I won't get caught there." Kelly McKissick, Sophomore: "I'm going to kidnap Boneman and run off to the 'Daytona of the North* and have Jenny marry us." Jim Maastrict, Junior: "Maybe I'll talk to Terri." Tferri DeRosier, Junior: "Maybe I'll think about listening to Jim." Steve Picazo, Senior: "Pork the Pook and party until I puke." Brian Bachar, Sophomore: "I'm going to spend a few days in Milwaukee drinking my brains out. Then I'm going to put sand and a Mr. Turtle pool in my bedroom and hang out." Michelle Berry, Freshman: "A friend and I are getting some men and some alcohol and going to a cabin up north." Tracey Vollman, Freshman: "I'm working in the housing office. Isn't that wonderful?" Lisa Iovine, Senior: "I'm not doing anything." Henry Pype, Freshman: "I'm going to Canada to get some Canadian 'tang'!" Marie Bayer, Senior: "... getting drunk, sleeping it off- -repeating the cycle." Rich Borkowski, Senior: "Spending time traveling, reveling and eating." Don Lipke, Senior: "I'm going to the Mustang Ranchfree of charge because I'm a rock star." Cathy White, Junior: "Find the meaning of life through sex, drugs and rock and roll." Jay Lewandowski, Freshman: "I don't know now, and I probably won't remember later." Mike Rohl, Senior: "I will carry on my intensive training for the Olympic trials." Library to hold book sale The Friends of the Parkside Library will hold a book sale on March 15 (6-8 p.m.) 16 and 17 (8 a.m.-4:30 p.m.) outside the entrance to the Library/ Learning Center on Level 1. Approximately 5,000 books covering a variety of subjects will be included. Most hardcover books will sell for $.50 and paperbacks for $.10. These books consist of duplicates, discards, and gift items which are not needed for the library collection, according to Linda Piele, Acting Director of the Library/ Learning Center. SUMMER MONTHS RESIDENCE NEEDED hnitictd„FI°ri<!f couP,e seeking furnished monthQ in months in K£e noms<hlnat a,orer at.w Coo onrt amcot:r De rs. uCm Fm er McCannon, 688 AHegheny Drive, Sun'City Ceni £ (Phone 813-634-4148). Locally, Barasch 694-4148, may be con- tacted during evenings hours. Ranger Thursday, March 10,1988 7 As Doc sees it Union could use more soul Union jukebox needs wider variety by Doc Mallory It's no secret that the one place you can find me is the Union. This year, more than ever, I have been hanging out in the Union for some relaxation between classes. When you first walk in you can see my posse of friends and I sharing a laugh or some deep conversation. My friends enjoy the very limited menu of meals offered, as I gulp down a large and over- # priced Old Style. My friends and I discuss many topics of interest: the very impersonal relationships between black students; how successful the "Black and White Extavaganza" should have been; convincing each other that the "B.S." in B.S.O. stands for Black Student; and the lack of quality black belchers at the Winter Carnival. Sometimes other black students hang out in the Union. I heard a conversation between three such students. Student A: (a little upset) Damn! How long does it take to make a hot dog? Student B: (shaking his head) If they take this long on your order, I know it'll take longer for mine. Student A: I got a class in twenty minutes. Student B: What class? Student A: English Composition. Student B: Trying to get through that reading comp., huh? Student A: Word! I got to pass it this semester. Student B: I heard it's pretty rough. I know a girl who failed it. Student A: That ain't s-t! 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Student B: Somebody should really say something about this s-t. I mean...we pay tuition here too. And so it goes. When I check out the jukebox, I started to remember the music that used to come out of it. Back in 1983, it was a no-no to not have at least two records off the "Thriller" album available for selection. Other artists, like Stevie Wonder and Whitney Houston, and groups such as Cameo and Kool and the Gang managed to have their music included on the Parkside jukebox list. I know some students can remember walking in the Union and hearing Prince singing "Erotic City". You know...it's funny because I can remember complaining about out-dated music back then. What do you know? by Terri DeRosier Feature Editor Test your knowledge, try your luck. The Ranger will now offer a trivia test every week, to see how well Parkside students, faculty and staff will fare. Good Luck! 1.) How many only children have become President of the U.S.? 2.) What's the most common form of mutilation? 3.) Which group was Janis Joplin associated with in 1966? 4.) Which Beatle composition did Frank Sinatra say was one of the greatest love songs ever written? 5.) How many layers await the lucky chomper of a Big Mac? 6.) What Disney hero's motto is: "Be sure you're rightthen go ahead? 7.) Who were the two stars in the movie "Father Goose?" 6.) What police show's pilot was titled "The Marcus-Nelson Murders?" 9.) What English novelist wrote "National Velvet" and "The Chalk Garden?" 10.) What country rock band took its name from the title of a Zane Grey novel? Not the situation is a million times worse. The current selection of R and B hits are as small as they are old. As I stared down the jukebox list, I only saw three R and B acts: Prince, Run-DMC, and Sade. Don't get me wrong, these three are among the tops in their respected forms of music; Prince with his soul-pop offerings; Run-DMC with their rap dominance; and Sade with her silky smooth jazz. The problem is that the songs Parkside has of these artists are old. Of all the performers, Prince's "Sign O' the Times" is the most up-todate single. The single by Sade, "Smooth Operator" is so old that she has since (long since, I might add) come out with another album. Run- DMC's "Walk This Way" is another out-dated song. It's only natural for me to wonder if that song would have ever been played if a rock group (Aerosmith) was not involved. Probably not. I only hope that with the new campus radio station, the music will be enjoyed by all its students. I mean if we can find time for old Beatles, song, we can surely find time for Keith Sweat. Oh, I'm sorry-Keith Sweat ("I Want Her") had the number one R and B song in the country, but students would not have known this if they hang out in the Union. MATTHEW BRODERICK "Biloxi Blues" Starts March 25th at the UA CINEMA 5 Theatre 7310 - 57th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 53142 —Week at the Park— Thursday, March 10 Concert featuring the Parkside Wind Ensemble conducted by Mark Eichner begins at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission at the door is $2 for students, faculty, staff, senior citizens and $4 for others. Friday, March 11 "Thinking Like a Marketer" begins at 8 a.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2047 for details. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. "The Water Engine" begins at 8 p.m. in Studio B. Call ext. 2564 for tickets. Saturday, March 12 "The Water Engine" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in Studio B. Attention Winter Carnival winners: prize money is ready. More information in Union 209. Ranger Thursday, March 10,1988 9 Another I —Club Events "Network" by Rick Luehr "Switching Channels" is the fourth remake to date of the classic Ben Hecht-Charles Mac Arthur play, "The Front Page." This time, instead of taking place in a newspaper office, the setting is the studios of the Satellite News Network. Unfortunately, this updating doesn't live up to the previous filmings of the play. Kathleen Turner stars as the network's star reporter, who is set to leave the network to marry a wealthy businessman, played by Christopher Reeve. Before she leaves, however, she is talked into doing one last story by the station manager, played by Burt Reynolds, who also happens to be her ex-husband. By far, the best part of the film is the middle third, where the study of an unjustly condemned man used as a pawn in a political struggle makes some fine., serious statements about the American justice system and the responsibility of the news media. The power of this section is muted, however, by the final third, which becomes yet another slapstick chase. The screenwriters have retained some of the techniques which have made "The Front Page" successful in the past, including the rapid fire, overlapping dialogue, but have failed to add the sense of reality which previous versions contained. Another factor which undermines the film's effectiveness is the inaccuracies which riddle the script, including references to the Chicago, not Cook, County Jail, and the discussion of "eleven o'clock news" in Chicago. Turner does her usually adequate job in the role of the reporter. Once again, Burt Reynolds plays Burt Reynolds, a part played less convincingly with every film. As Turner's love interest, Reeve is so intensely vapid and shallow that it is impossible to believe that anyone with any brains at all could possibly fall in love with him. The film's best performance comes, rather surprisingly, from Henry Gibson, best known from his days on "Laugh-In." Gibson suffuses his role with a sensitivity and humanity which is sorely lacking in virtually every other cast member. Despite some rather effective moments, "Switching Channels" is, at most, not an unpleasant time waster. You'd be much better off spending your money on a videb cassette of "His Girl Friday" or either of the other two versions of "The Front Page." The Black Student Organization will host a "Spring Fling" on Thursday, March 10, for all Parkside students, visitors and guests. A p otluck dinner will be held at 5 p.m. in the Intercultural Commons, Moln. Dill. Please bring a dish; sign-up in Moln Dill, extension 2038. At 9 p.m., a record spin will be held in the Union Square. 007 will be the D.J. This event is being held to encourage more students to participate in campus activities. PAB The film/video board holds its meeting every Monday at 1 p.m. in Union D114-B. Everyone is welcome to bring their suggestions and comments. The film/video board is also sponsoring the following Parkside Activities Board sponsored events: The following films will be shown in the Union Cinema at 7 p.m. Admission is $1 with UW-P I.D., $2 for others: Beach Blanket Bingo (March 23, 25 and 27); Up in Smoke (April 6, 8 and 10); Andy Warhol's Bad (April 13, 15 and 17); and The Wall (April 27 and 29, May 1). The following videos will be shown free at 5 and 7 p.m. in the Union Square: Student Bodies and The Omen (March 24); Young Frankenstein (April 19); and Real Genius (May 3). soc The Student Organizations Council will be accepting nominations for the offices of president, vice-president and secretary at the March 21 meeting. No nominations will be accepted after that date. Please plan to attend. Elections will be held at a special meeting on Monday, April 11. English Club The English Club will be holding a meeting, on Wednesday, March 23 at 1 p.m. in Comm. Arts 142. Topics will include fund-raising and the literary magazine. All interested students are urged to attend. PISO The Parkside International Students Organization will be hosting a pot luck dinner and party on Thursday, March 10 from 7-12 p.m. in Union 104 and 106. Each member should bring a dish from his/her country to pass. For more information, call the office at extension 2701. Scrabble Club An official scrabble club is now forming at Parkside! For fun and exciting details on this club, call Pat at 652- 0464. Fair wants participants Artists and craft people are invited to participate in the annual Starving Artists Outdoor Art Fair to be held on Sunday, August 7. This invitational juried fair is sponsored by Racine Art Guild, Inc., a non-profit organization interested in education and the promotion of art of primarily Wisconsin THE FAR SIM artists. The number of participants is limited to 186. Artists who are interested in information or participating in this fair, please write to: Racine Art Guild; Inc. P.O. Box 1345 Racine, WI 53401 Please include a stamped, self-addressed envelope. By GARY LARSON Trivia answers 1.) Zero 2.) Ear Piercing 3.) Big Brother and the Holding Company 4.) "Something" 5.) Thirteen 6.) Davy Crockett 7.) Cary Grant and Leslie Caron 8.) Kojak 9.) Enid Bangold 10.) New Riders of the Purple Sage. BEER AT ITS BEST ALL WEEK LONG... 50° Cans of Gerolmo's on the Ave. Proper I.D. Required —A Whole New Concept Open Daily 10:00 AM if 10 Thursday, March 10,1988 Ranger Men's basketball quarterfinal Rangers tough against Point; win in final seconds by Jeff Lemmermann The Ranger basketball squad won a thrilling quarterfinal match-up at home on Saturday, defeating Stevens Point, 70-69. Rangers' forward Roderick Wade scored 15, i ncluding the game-winning free throw with two seconds remaining, to advance Parkside to the NAIA District 14 semifinals in Eau Claire (played on Monday). The Pointers, who came into the contest at 14-12, including two regular season victories over Parkside, took control early and led for most of the game. Their lead bulged to nine with 16:40 remaining, but the Rangers weren't ready to have their season end here. After battling from behind for the first 29 minutes, they took their first lead of the game on a Wade basket to make it 49-48 with 10:45 left. From then on, it was a seesaw battle, with eleven lead changes and three ties. It looked as though the Rangers had this game locked with 1:25 left as Andy Schmidtmann gave Parkside its biggest lead of the night with a three point bomb to make it 69-63. But guard Todd Christianson, who led the Pointers with 18 points, put his club back in the game with two bombs from three-point land, both in traffic, to tie the game with 0:25 left. "Christianson is a tough player," said Ranger coach Rees Johnson. "He's the kind of player who makes your team win because he doesn't quit." After a timeout with 0:14 left, the Rangers inbounded but their offense appeared to break down when Dave Peterson was unable to get the ball to Michael Henderson to start the offense. Instead, he found Wade on a back-door cut. Wade drew the foul as he caught the pass and turned to shoot with .02 left. "Peterson gave us a big lift tonight," responded Johnson after his first career victory over Point. "He gave us the experience a team needs, especially in games like this." For the Rangers, it was Michael Henderson leading the way with 19 points, 15 coming in the second half to keep Parkside within striking distance. Schmidtmann chipped in 15, Richard Delk had nine and Rod Whittier hit eight in the winning effort. - For the game, Parkside turned the ball over only nine times as they squeaked out the one point victory, moving them to the semifinal matchup with Eau Claire. Violence in sports affects fans as well as athletes Violence from page 12 stomped them to death right on the spot. "In September of 1981, in a little town in Oklahoma," Horrow continued, "Sharon Clark, a little league mother, killed Sandy Quentin, a little league mother, after Quentin said Clark's daughter was fat, had zits, four eyes and couldn't catch a pop-up. Clark pulled a gun from her purse and blew Quentin away right in the grandstand. Two months later, Clark was convicted of second degree murder." Horrow used these examples and many more to show that violence is widespread in sports, and that is the reason that he authored the bill. In 1982, the sports violence bill went before Congress for the first time, and all the commissioners from the various leagues refused to testify at the Congressional hearings. "But they did testify in November of 1985," Horrow pointed out. "John Ziegler, the president of the National Hockey League (NHL), went on public record saying there was nothing wrong with fighting. A bloody nose, a black eye—what difference does it make? It's entertaining and that's what people go to see. "If you don't allow my players to fight today, they're going to swing their sticks and slap their skates later on." r We Call It Special Checking • Free Checks • Unlimited Check writing . • Safekeeping of Checks • No Minimum Balance • Nominal Flat Monthly Fee • 24 Hour Access with TYME o Bank of Elmwood @lei/ (Sorbet derttice Green Acre Office 4708 Northwestern Avenue Racine, Wisconsin 33406 Mala Office 2704 Lathrop Avenue Racine. Wisconsin 53403 (414) 554-3321 Motor Bank Durand at Kentucky FDIC Horrow feels that if a president of a league says violence is okay, the players will fall into line. "On February 26, 1986, the Boston Bruins and the Minnesota North Stars did it again," Horrow pointed out. "445 minutes of penalties, 397 in the first seven minutes of the game! "An Associated Press reporter caught Boston coach Cheevers and Minnesota coach Sidemore duking it out at the water cooler between periods," Horrow said. "The AP writer asked Cheevers what he thought of his sport and about violence in hockey. Cheevers said, 'Two fishermen fighting, that could be violence. Two tiddley-wink players fighting, that's violence. Two bowlers fighting over a waitress—that's interesting, that's also violence. Two hockey players fighting, that's just a damn good time.' " Horrow repeated that his objective was to draw a clear line between normal, aggressive, part-of-the-game behavior and excessive, physical force where the athlete looks more like a criminal than a sportsman. "It's hard to define the line where aggressive play stops and excessive violence starts," Horrow explained. "Today's courts imply that (difficulty of definition) by not having any laws to cover violence in sports. "There are only two ways that a court or a player can take action against one another," Horrow continued. "One is on the civil side, where the athlete brings money-damage charges against another athlete. "The other is criminal, when the state brings a charge against an athlete for violation of criminal law." Harrow stated that even though local laws exist to protect citizens, most of the time those laws are not enforced in an athletic-related issue because the laws are not specific enough when it comes to sports-related injuries. Horrow also feels that ultimately, it would be up to the individual commissioners to sanction their own leagues, and if t hey couldn't do it, then the federal government would have to step in. Jack Klebesadel, a junior and a member of the Parkside baseball team, said he COMING FRIDAY MARCH 25TH c,*ss '62 Parkside Activities Board felt that the individual leagues should be responsible for imposing sanctions on athletes accused of using excessive violence. "An athlete should not be exempt from a criminal charge just because he has a uniform on," Klebesadel said. "I don't think the government should be involved. I think all the commissioners should be held responsible for the protection and control of their athletes." Randy LeCount, a senior member of the men's tennis team, felt that there had alread been some improvements but that the violence in pro sports was still very prominent. "There are more suspen sions and fines than ever before. Even so, every time you watch a game, it's more physical. The bottom line is that violence is what the fans want. "I think the leagues should handle the sanctions," Le- Count continued. "I think it will be a long time in coming before anything is done. The owners know that violence is what the fans want, and the owners will provide it to keep the fans and the money coming in." iOBOBBBIl iBB Steve is king! APARTMENT HOTEL ROOMS Available. Full maid service, telephone furnished. Weekly rates from $120; Monthly rates from $400. APPLE VALLEY L0P6E, Racine. 637-7911. Ranger Thursday, March 10,1988 11 Intramurals LA, Dream Team, Church Mice, Shake 'n Bake he ad for playoffs Lady Rangers' season ends in a battle in Milwaukee Lady Rangers from page 12 A lay-up at the end sealed a 69-62 victory for Parkside and a berth in the District final for the first time since 1980. Sue Maass had her best game of the season, scoring 23 points, grabbing eight rebounds, and blocking three shots. Holly Proeber added 15 points, nine boards and two assists. Rewolinski continued her hot shooting, scoring 10 points, six on three-pointers. The biggest test of the season was on Saturday night, however, when the Rangers played in the championship game against UW-Milwaukee, the number one seed and owner of a 22-4 record. The Lady Panthers had already beaten Parkside twice in the regular season, once by 24 points and later by 11. The Rangers put forth their best effort of the season, and were able to stretch the game by 10 minutes, but the experience of the Milwaukee squad won out in an 80-74, double overtime thriller. "It was an outstanding ball game," Miller said. "We actually out-played them, but their experience showed in the end." The Rangers led at halftime, 32-29 and they stretched the lead to six early in the second half, but the Panthers rallied and eventually took a 57-50 lead with 2:33 left in regulation. It was then that the Rangers came up with a rally of their own. A pair of free throws by Maass, a driving lay-up by Brugioni, and two foul shots by Rewolinski brought the Rangers to within a point. After a Milwaukee free throw made the lead two again, Proeber was fouled with :04 on the clock. She calmly sank both foul shots to send the game into the first overtime. In the first extra session, the Panthers took a six point lead with 2:55 left, but the Rangers wouldn't play dead. A basket by Rewolinski brought them to within two points. Milwaukee couldn't score on their next trip down the floor, and the Rangers found themselves with an inbounds play under their own basket with two seconds left. Surprisingly, Julie Slaats was left alone under the basket, and she put in the lay-in to tie the game at the buzzer. In the second overtime, the Rangers took a 72-69 lead, only to see Milwaukee's veteran team come through with a series of free throws in the clutch to give the Panthers their first District title since 1985. Miller had nothing but praise for her team. "It was v a great effort. I can't speak highly enough of them. We peaked at the right time." Practice safe sex over Spring Break. Grapplers 15th at Nationals with two Ail-Americans Complied by Wendy Sorenson and Randy LeCount The men's five-on-five intramural basketball league regular season came to an end this past Sunday as the LA Dream Team finished at 7-0, the Dream Team and the Church Mice at 5-2, and Shake 'N Bake at 4-3. The playoffs will begin on March 23 with LA playing Shake 'N Bake, and the Dream Team taking on the Church Mice. The losers will then play on Monday of the following week, and the winners on the following Wednesday for the championship. On the final day of play onds to preserve the win and perfect record. These two teams will meet again in the second day of the playoffs on March 25. The final two games matched teams not qualifying for the playoffs, as Salituro staved off Hoops, 58-52, and , the Cavs beat Scalzo by a 61- 54 score. Salituro and the Cavs both ended their seasons at 3-4, while Scalzo finished 1- 6, and Hoops at 0-7. Mark Moll scored 17 points in leading Salituro to the win, while Rathe Thompson added 18 to his team's losing total. For the winning Cavs, Ken Neese was the high point man with 26. Scalzo's Joe Loewen scored 21 points in the losing effort. lost the match, 9-5 on a questionable four-point move in the last 10 seconds. Severely hampered by his injury, Danner dropped two close decisions by 5-4 and 4-2 scores to end in eighth place. Danner finished the season at 31-9. Danner and Mark Dubey both earned Academic Ail- American honors for the second consecutive year as well. Dubey, Scott Stephenson, and Dennis DuChene all fell one match short of placing in the top eight, thus missing All- American honors. Coach Jim Koch, analyzing his team's performance, stated, "A couple of our guys didn't quite wrestle up to their potential. If they had, we could have had a few more All-Americans." Koch also noted the performances of two of his wrestlers in particular. "Hemauer wrestled really well, probably his best performance of the year, and Danner would have been in the top four also if he hadn't been injured. "Overall, we had a couple good individual performances, but as a team, we really didn't perform as well as we could have." there were no blowouts, as no team won by more than eight points. Randy Yuhas scored 17 to lead Dream Team to a 55-47 win over the Church Mice. Church Mouse guard Steve LaLonde totaled 18 in the losing effort. These same two teams will tip off against one another in the first game of playoff action on March 23. by Ted Price Church Mouse Randy LeCount dribbles up court in a recent intramural game. In the best game of the day, LA remained undefeated for the season by trimming Shake 'N Bake, 60-58. Brian Mallory scored 21 points for LA, and Danny Carrera poured in 28 to lead his team in the loss. The game went back and forth until LA pulled away in the final secThe Parkside wrestling team capped its season with a 15th place finish at the NAIA national tournament, crowning two Ail-Americans in the process. Mark Hemauer turned in a stellar performance to earn ' an impressive fourth place finish at 167 lbs. Hemauer cruised through his first three matches by scores of 15-5, 20- 5 (by a technical fall), and 7- 4. In the semifinals, Hemauer faced off against the defending champion, who was eventually named outstanding wrestler of the tounament. Hemauer was put in a cradle and pinned, placing him in the consolation wrestlebacks. He then defeated his next opponent, 9-6, then dropped his third place bout, 6-2, to finish in fourth place. Hemauer ended his season at 35-11 and almost set a new season takedown record. AsMark Hemauer sistant coach Todd Yde's record of 138 takedowns in a single season appeared to be in jeopardy, but Hemauer fell eight short to finish with 130. At 134 lbs., Jack Danner earned All-American honors with an eighth place finish. Danner appeared to be heading for a higher finish when he tore rib cartilage in his quarterfinal match. Danner Women beat Eau Claire lose to Milwaukee in 2 O. T. 's by Robb Luehr It's said that at tournament time, records are thrown out and anything can happen. For the Parkside women's basketball team that was true -- at least for awhile. On paper, it appeared that the third-seeded Lady Rangers would be in for a fight on Tuesday (March 1) as they played the sixth seed, Edgewood College from Madison, in the first round of the NAIA District 14 playoffs. Edgewood came into the game with a 15-9 record and the fourth rated offense in the state. The Rangers, on the other hand, were at an even .500 (11-11) and had finished the regular season with two straight losses. As it turned out, however, Edgewood was crushed by the much more physical Parkside squad, 103-53. The Ranger's physical play completely stymied Edgewood. As a result, - Ranger coach Wendy Miller was able to play her entire bench. "I was able to get a lot of people in the game, and everybody contributed," Miller said. Park side's top four scorers outscored the entire Edgewood team, with the guards accounting for over half the team's points. Gail Rewolinski led the way with 17 points, followed by Angie Curtes with 16, Brenda .Van Cuick with 13, and Susie Brugioni with 11. On Friday, in Milwaukee, the Rangers really had to work to get a win against the number-two seed, UW-Eau Claire. The Lady Blugolds boasted a 17-9 record, the second best scoring defense in the state, and the fifth leading scorer. Most of their games were played in the tough Wisconsin Women's Intercollegiate Athletic Conference (WWIAC), which contains several NCAA Division III teams, including the defending champion, UWStevens Point. Eau Claire's had two disadvantages, however. They had to travel farther than their opponents to play in the tournament, and they hadn't played for 10 days. The game itself was a seesaw affair, with the lead changing many times. The Blugolds led at halftime by one point, and the game continued to be close throughout. With 6:30 left in the game the score was tied at 58. Then the Rangers came to life. The free throw line, one of Parkside's least favorite places during the season, suddenly became the hot spot as they hit key foul shots in the closing minutes. See Lady Rangers page 11 Men's Basketball Rangers battle, but lose to Eau Claire in semis Attorney talks down violence in sports by Jeff Lemmermann The Ranger men's basketball season ended Monday night in Eau Claire as the Blugolds held off Parkside, 66-62, to advance to the District 14 championship against UW-Platteville. For the first 20 minutes, the teams were locked up in a fierce battle, with no more than five points separating the two. Parkside's biggest lead came with 1:25 left in the first half on an Andy Schmidtmann three-pointer to make it 26-21. Eau Claire refused to let the Rangers pull away, though, and cut the deficit to one by intermission at 26-25. The teams were at a deadlock for the first ten minutes of half number two, with the lead changing hands five times. From there, Eau Claire began to gain momentum, and with their capacity crowd behind them, they built up the biggest lead of the game at 49-39. Freshman guard Mike Prasher accounted for much of the damage, hitting twice from three-point country in Eau Claire's 12-4 run. For the game, Prasher paced the Blugolds with 20 points. Parkside . didn't fold, however, as Schmidtmann answered with a three-pointer and Roderick Wade converted the second of two free-throws to make it 56-53 at the two minute mark. Then came the play which snapped the Ranger's hopes. With the shot clock down to four, Prasher had to force up a shot for the Blugolds. It fell short but was controlled by Eau Claire's Eric Davis. Davis, who scored 17 and pulled down nine rebounds, missed his follow-up shot, but teammate Chris Paulson came up with the weak-side rebound and scored. He also fouled on the play and his free-throw put Eau Claire up by six with 1:16 remaining. The Rangers pulled within three once more at 61-58, but a technical foul on Parkside was whistled because the Rangers called for a time-out with no team time outs remaining. It is an automatic technical foul when a team does this; The teams exchanged freethrows from there, and Eau Claire was on its way to Platteville with the four point . victory. Wade, who was involved in an altercation near the end of the first half with Eau Claire's Paulson, led the Rangers with 18, while Richard Delk and Michael Henderson had 10 and 12, respectively. The fight, which lasted only briefly, resulted in a Parkside technical foul for having a player leave the bench, but no one was ejected. The Ranger season ended at 18-12, while the Blugolds remain alive in District 14 action at 21-7. Roderick Wade was a stellar performer for the Rangers this year. University lineman was beaten up by a University of Pennyslvania Quaker. The game survived, but the message was clear. "On September 21, 1969," Horrow continued, "at an exhibition game in Toronto between the St. Louis Blues and the Boston Bruins, Wayne Maki of the Blues hit Bruin Teddy Green over the head with a hockey stick. Green lay crumpled on the ice for 55 minutes. Maki said he hit Green in self-defense after Green hit him on the side of his head with his glove 15 minutes beforehand. "Both players were taken to a Toronto court for violating a Canadian law. The judge claimed that even though this was one of the worst things he had seen in or out of a hockey game, he couldn't convict a hockey player on a law written for street crime. "Three years later, the scene shifts to a small town in Argentina. Seventeen soccer players were arrested and'put in jail charged with first degree murder. "It all started with a bogus off-sides call," Horrow explained. "The seventeen players rushed the referee and the linesman, chased them into the goal. They took off every stitch of their clothing including their underwear, and kicked and See Violence page 10 by Terr! DeRosier Feature Editor Approximately 50 students, three-fourths of them Parkside athletes, attended a lecture last Tuesday evening (March 1) given by attorney Richard Horrow on violence in professional sports. Horrow, a Harvard Law School graduate and the author of a book entitled Sports Violence, is also one of the partners in the purchase of the Miami Heat, a new basketball team that will be playing in the National Basketball Association (NBA) next season. Horrow is the author of the Sports Violence Act that has befen presented to the United States Congress. The bill states that any professional athlete who uses excessive violence during a game would be fined $5,000. Horrow began the evening by showing the audience film clips containing different hits from football, hockey, baseball, soccer and basketball games. "Sweet hit", and "that was a great game" were some of the comments made by the audience as they watched the action on the screen. "I'm not a lunatic running around the country trying to ruin professional sports by putting athletes in skirts," Horrow pointed out during breaksbetween film clips. Richard Horrow "I'm just trying to show the difference between what is necessary for competitive sport and what would be considered excessive force." Horrow used different examples from different sports to bring to life his feeling that there is no reasonable relationship the competitive goals of sport and use of excessive violence. "In 1905, macho Teddy Roosevelt threatened to abolish college football," Horrow said, "after a Swarthmore 8 Thursday, March 10,1988 Ranger Classifieds Help Wanted: POST ADVERTISING materials on campus. Write: College Distributors, 83 Pebblewood Trail, Naperville, U., 60540. DISC JOCKEYS, part time and weekends. Experience preferred but will train right individual. Must have own transportation. Call 886-2811 and ask for Jerry Mitchell. NANNIES. LICENSED agency will match nannieB with the right family. Beautiful, safe New York City suburban areas. One year commitment only. We will introduce you to other nannies as soon as you arrive. Laura (914 ) 638-3458. Position Available: UNITED COUNCIL Executive Director. Responsible for financial operations ana coordination of office activity for your Wisconsin state student association. Full-time, annual salary of $10,500. Contract through June. (608) 263-3422. AGGRESSIVE, SELF-MOTIVATED individual who can communicate with the public, is a decision-maker, sets goals. Opportunity for base pay plus commissions. Will train. Write to: Wanted, P.O. Box 4030, Racine, Wl., 53404. Services Offered: TYPING, FAST and professional. Student rates. Call Debbie, 681-3522. A DIET that sticks to you? Yes. Ask me about the patch. Judy 697-9589. STAINED GLASS: Custom windows made to order. Your design or mine. Can be made to fit existing window frame for security and privacy. Specializing in repair and restoration. Call 633-5865. Services Sought: UNWANTED PREGNANCY? Adoption may be the answer for you. Loving couple wants to adopt. Please contact us at P.O. Box 106, Fontana, Wl.. 53125. For Sale: VIOLIN, BOW and case. $500. Please call 637-3473. Residence Needed: RETIRED FLORIDA Couple Seeking Furnished House or Apartment for two or more summer months in Kenosha area. Contact--Dr. C.F. McCannon, 688 Allegheny Drive, Sun City Center. Fla., 33570 (Phone 813-634- 4148). Locally, Mrs. Nancy Barasch 694-4148, may be contacted during evening hours. Personals: VOTE RIGHT NOW FOR LYNN PAGLIARO FOR PSGA SENATE. DO IT FOR YOURSELF AND THE GOOD OF THE ENTIRE CAMPUS. DAE AND Hung: You guys know how to party. HUNG LY: You Asshole!! Your Roommates! Dae, Mike, Andy. EVA SPALLA: Thanks for the birthday treat. You're sweet. Love. Joan. OVERHEARD IN the Ranger: "Amy was flowing and now she is showing." PARKSIDE FOOD-SERVICE Spring Break Schedule * * * Friday, March 11th: afeteria 7:30 AM-2:00 PM Union Square offee Shoppe Mini Mart 4:30 PM-7:00 PM 7:30 AM-2:00 PM 11:00 AM-4:00 PM Saturday, March 12th and Sunday, March 13th: * All Points of Service Will Be Closed * Monday, March 14th thru Friday, March 18th: Coffee Shoppe 7:30 AM-2:00 PM Sunday, March 20th: Mini Mart 4:00 PM-7:00 PM Monday, March 21st: * Normal Business Hours * V Have a Great Spring Break! OH GOD that's hard to believe. Bone. IN SEARCH of George Harrison's illigitimate son, here on campus. I'VE HEARD of inflatable women, inflatable men, even Inflatable sheep, but an inflatable dinosaur? That's just Slain sick. VERHEARD IN the Ranger Office: "They're small, so they don't bother me." JOHN: WHAT are you doing to celebrate Lesbian Liberation Day? HEY--8HROOMIN or not. all are loved within the walls of the jungle pad. OVERHEARD AT the J.T.: "I do it mechanically with my fingers!" O.K. 'KISSICK: You've hoarded all the bone for a whole year. Now give the rest of us a chance. POOR AND Mooch: We re-routed the money. Now we're betting on what you'll name your first born (and how many heads it'll have) DAVE: NOW that's funny!! henghhhhh!!! ROCKY: YOU are a god. Please marry me. If not. can I have one last slow dance? DDC. 3E: YOU guys are the greatest. Thanks for putting up with me. Lars and Eva, I'm searching for some beastles. I'll let you know if I find any. TRUTH IS Ranger than fiction. REMEMBER, CAMPERS: There's no Ranger next week. Please keep your disappointment to yourselves. OVERHEARD IN the Coffee shoppe: "D'ya know what that bitch just said?" RICHARD PETTY Hogan. King of crash and burn. I WANT to be just like Hogan. HOGAN SAYS sit down. HOGAN IS king. NO, RANDY is King and that's FINAL!!! HOGAN IS My Idol. HOGAN CAN anyone beat you for the belt? Nobody should be able to, you rule toooooo much. BURP.... I thought that was Maria!! RANGER REDS: Don't two halves make a whole? Or is it a hole? (One could only hope..). DOUG: HOW was it. Cheryl? At least you got the job done even though she was dead. WHO NEEDS Stridex when you have Steve? OVERHEARD IN the Ranger Office: "Amy was teaching me how to flow last night." DUCKS: YOUR waddles getting better, Tree. RICK: DON'T forget my "toy" in New York!! SOFTBALL FANS, the rightfield hill misses you. Start saving now for the beer! THE NEXT PUB meeting will be in the AA center. I'M JUST a tumblin' tumble weed! ENCHONTER: DO NT let them imonontlze the eschoton! Don't! TO THE fags in 4H... maybe all your jerkin' off has impaired your hearing. TUMBLEWEED: I'D like to tumble with you. -Ed. BRANDON: WE moved on to bigger and better things. Tracy and Michelle. T.D.-BUBBLE gum is to be chewed-up and spit out. Amen. LISA Si Rena: If you like him, then go after him. BRANDON: SHE came to me where satisfaction is guranteed!! Vince. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY Pook and Mooch!! The cutest Teddy Bear Couple on campus!! LISA DRABIK: Push it real good! (with Dave). LISA SERPE: Don't keep that cute ass in Vegas too long. MAL: NO more dogging-you or me! Wacker. SUSIE BRUGIONI: Did that ball really stretch your whole...? MARS IS the opposite sex. Wheels (casual acquaintance of Jah). SONNY: YOU'RE my favorite be asti e. Guess who. ANDY HASSEN: Get a life you drug addict. Dae. VAL: I lost the Sonny and Cher album you lent me. Greg. OOOHH ALBERTO: You can redlwhip me anytime! KEL: WELCOME to our second year. • 1 love you more each day. Bone. Final call for Teaching Excellence nominations. Nominate your favorite prof before March 23 by completing nomination forms available in PSGA office and the Union information desk. Use good judgement over the break. Practice safe sex. Stop by Student Health (Mol D-115) before you head for Florida. Buckle Up For Spring Break '88 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 16, issue 22, March 10, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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