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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document October 1, 1987 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 16, No. 5 Library hours extended for the D-f level only photo by Dave McEvoy Shortened library hours cause some students to be left out in the cold by Doug McEvoy and Amy H. Hitter In response to student dissatisfaction with the Library/ Learning Center's recently reduced hours, the D-l level, but not the three upper levels, will extend its hours to 11:45 p.m. Monday through Thursday within the next few weeks, said acting director Linda Piele, Thursday. The amount of money originally saved by reducing the hours for the summer 1987 and 1987-88 school year was $4,355, according to figures provided by Chuck Madsen, budget assistant to the vice chancellor. The library's 1987- 88 budget is $1,106,480, including salaries, down from a 1986-87 budget of $1,118,094. Student objections began to arise when library hours were cut from 7:45 a.m. to midnight (Monday through Thursday) during the 1986-87 school year to 7:45 a.m. to 10:30 p.m during the 1987-88 school year. "Many people who use the library late at night are using it for a study hall or to use the microcomputers," said Piele. "Most students use the second and third levels to study," objected Corby Anderson, a microcomputer assistant. "With so many people working on microcomputers, it's pretty noisy down here. We joke that it (the D-l level) is almost not a part of the library anymore. "It's better than nothing," he said of Piele's decision, "but if the whole thing was open, people could have access to books." Piele said that the budget cuts have affected many areas of the LLC. Three and one-half full-time equivalent library positions have been cut, so some library employees now have increased duties to compensate, and some desk personnel hours have been cut. No Reference Desk employees are available on Sunday this year. Additionally, the D-l level doors will soon be closed permanently to save security costs. Some instruction has been cut back as well. "We've had to basically reduce our services," she said. "We have to look at and prioritize our instruction." Instruction that has been cut includes English 100 and microcomputer workshops. "One thing I feel is very, very important, and am really trying to hang on to is instruction (orientation) for high school groups," said Piele. "I hope that will not be cut." Last year, library hours were: 7:45 a.m.-midnight, Monday through Thursday; 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m., Friday; 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Saturday; and noon-10:30 p.m. Sunday. This year, library hours are: 7:45 a.m.-10:30 p.m., (and D-l level until 11:45 p.m.) Monday through Thursday; 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m., Friday; 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m., Saturday; and 1 p.m.-lO p.m., Sunday. Of the $4,355 saved by reducing hours, $2,081 was saved by the Monday-Thursday cuts; $1,428 was saved by the Saturday cuts; $520 was saved by the Sunday cuts; and $326 was saved during summer session by closing at 9 p.m. instead of 10 p.m. Piele said the extended D-l hours will cost under $1,000. She expressed concern because the cost must be balanced by reducing hours for personnel who shelve books. Piele said she is afraid this may become inconvenient for library patrons searching for materials that are not shelved as often. "One of the problems," Piele recognized about the cuts, "is that while most students can find time to use the library with little or no inconvenience, it is important to realize that there are certain groups of students more severely affected. Many students have job or family obligations that interfere with their ability to get to the library. Students with night classes are often in this situation." Students have voiced these types of objections to the library's cut hours. "It's inconvenient," said Alan Pelishek, a freshman majoring in engineering technology. "I like to study late. Other college libraries close at midnight." Jim Neibaur, a senior majoring in English and a secondary education certification candidate, also finds the library hours inconvenient as he gets out of class at 9:15 p.m. "That gives me roughly one hour to study," he said. "That isn't nearly enough time to finish anything. So I'm simply going home, and getting nothing done. If the library was open until midnight, I could have gotten something accomplished." "I think it sucks," said Library see page 9 Regent nominee feels he's being unfairly treated by Amy H. Ritter News Editor John Jarvis, Gov. Tommy Thompson's student Regent nominee, thinks that the UWSystem student governments that oppose him, including Parkside Student Government Association, are acting unfairly. "One of the main problems I'm facing is that I really don't think the student governments are being fair to me," Jarvis said in an interview Monday. When Jarvis appeared* before the PSGA Senate September 18, he said that although questions were asked, the negative feelings PSGA President Alex Pettit and others were harboring were not discussed. Pettit joined several other schools in opposing Jarvis' confirmation September 21 before the State Senate Education Committee in Milwaukee. "I got the feeling that they had made up their minds be- John Jarvis fore I got there," Jarvis said of PSGA, "and that's unfair. They're supposed to be representing the students as I am, and they're misleading people. "Instead of really wanting to know what I think, I've gotten the feeling that I've been invited to campuses to see if they can try to find something "to report". They want me to say something wrong, which I really think is unfair. "I just wish the student governments would not try to create controversy for the sake of controversy," Jarvis emphasized. Jarvis also said he had been misquoted in the Madison newspaper, the Capital Times, and this information was reprinted in student newspapers all over the state, including the Ranger. To clarify his stand on minority issues, Jarvis said, "I think that one of the major problems facing the Regents is minority retention, at both the student level, and at the administrative and faculty levels. I think most Regents realize that, and as a student Regent, that would be on the top of my priorities." To clarify his position regarding homosexuals being admitted in the ROTC, he said, "Any citizen has a right to get in to any public institution whatever the case may be. I was asked if I would recommend closing the ROTC, (because they will not allow gays) and I thought that was going from one extreme to the other. Closing the ROTC would deny access to even more people. There was a resolution passed by the Board of Regents condemning the Army's actions and I would have supported that resolution." Regarding tuition, Jarvis said, "I would never support tuition increases for the sake of supporting it. At the same time, I think you have to look at all the circumstances facing tuition increases. If it came down to the quality of education, if the funds aren't coming from somewhere, maybe tuition increases are an alternative. I'm not saying that's the only way to increase revenue, but I was asked the question, would you support tuition increases? And I said yes, if it's for the Jarvis see page 70 Inside... AIDS prevention page3 MRI comes to Parkside page 4 Homecoming update page 5 Ratios good here page 7 PA8 ski trip ..page *13 Wrestler goes to Russia page 16 perspectives 2 Thursday, October 1,1987 Ranger our view Library hours a step, but not large enough Although it is a step in the right direction that the library will offer students the D-l level from 10:80 p.m. to 11:45 p.m. for studying purposes, it is not enough. Many students who are upset by the recent reduction in library hours need the library's vast reference section to complete research for papers and other class assignments. The D-l level does offer the students the opportunity to use the microcomputers and a well-lighted studying area; however, many students need the materials housed on the L-l reference area in order to make use of these other areas. While Linda Piele, acting director of the Library/Learning Center, recognizes that the D-l level will be needed for studying for some students, she also states that the D- 1 level doors will be permanently locked due to a lack of staffing in the area. How will the D-l late night studying students be able to get to the D-l level? One thing that makes the budgetary constraints an implausible reason for the hour cut is that the total amount of money saved by this measure for the school year 1987- 88 is $4,355 out of a $1,106,480 budget. That is like saving $4 out of $1100. I t hardly seems worth the hard feelings and bad publicity that such a cut will cause the university. The entire issue needs to be reexamined. There must be a more mutually beneficial way to handle the need for students to utilize the fine reference area of the library while containing the cost. As the semester progresses, more students are becoming aware of the hours that have been cut by the library, and this, unfortunately, may be the issue that will bring the local media attention to the campus that the public information office has been striving for. Ranger repents for Grace Dr. Stuart Rubner and Ms. Barbara Larson were described by Asst. Chancellor Gary Grace as licensed psychologists in last week's Ranger. While Rubner has recieved his Ph.D. in guidance and counseling from the UWMadison and Larson is a nationally certified counselor, it would be inaccurate to describe either one of them as licensed psychologists. The Ranger regrets any confusion this error may have caused. ITS BEEN QUITE A CAMPAIGN! FIRST, WE IN THE MEDIA SNARED GARY HART IN AN EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIR... WE CAUGHT JOE BIDEN PLAGIARIZING AND LYING ABOUT HIS LAW SCHOOL GRADES... WE WAITED PATIENTLY FOR. JESSE JACKSON TO DEFEND THE INEVITABLE ANTI-SEMITIC REMARK BY A SUPPORTER... Pastoral care Minister from page 8 "My future plans are to have a well established club, develop fundraisers so we can get a budget established, have success in many activities and to accomplish more. I would like to get to know more administrators, staff members, faculty and students. Possibly in two or three years get closer to a counseling position," he said. If you would like to talk to Father Schwartz or join the Catholic Student Club you can contact Father Schwartz through the Student Life Office, Union 209. Student regent appointment parking ills yield mail To the Editor, On Friday, September 14, John Jarvls visited Parkside. Mr. Jarvis is the Governor's appointee for the student regent seat on the Board of Regents. At this meeting Jarvis was available to answer student questions regarding his position on different issues that affect the UW-system. I found Mr. Jarvis to be amiable and personable. I believe I would be able to work with him if he would be appointed to this position; however, I oppose his appointment on three major points. Through our meeting, it was apparent that Mr. Jarvis is hindered due to his lack of involvement in student government. His unfamiliarity with budgetary procedures could be a serious problem because this is a primary area of conflict between students and administration. I believe that Mr. Jarvis would be ineffective in a leadership position because of his inability and unwillingness to take a firm stand on the issue of Segregated University Fee Funds, which is one major concern of the student population. I have another problem with his appointment in the fact that several times he said he would use Regent Shaw's office as his primary source of information. If he is a student representative on the Board of Regents, I would think that he would first consider the opinions of student government officers and then later consider any information that would be offered by Shaw's office. The above major points of concern should make all students question whether Mr. Jarvis is a wise choice for such an important position. He did not satisfy my perceived image of a suitable student regent candidate. Alex Pettit PSGA President To the Editor Campus and community newspapers have, in recent weeks, described the efforts of the university to increase enrollment. Additional students will no doubt bring additional vehicles. Unfortunately, there are no additional parking spaces available for these vehicles. When one purchases a white parking permit, the user should have the priviledge of parking conveniently near the campus buildings. The only way anyone can park within comfortable walking distance of the buildings is to arrive at school by 9:00 a.m. This is pure nonsense! The mini lot fills first, Letter see page 10 EDITORIAL STAFF Jenny Carr Editor Kelly McKissick News Editor Amy H. Ritter News Editor Jim NeibaurFeatures/Entertainment Editor Terri DeRosier Asst. Features Editor Bernie Doll Asst. Entertainment Editor Randy LeCount Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Ken McCray Asst. Photo Editor Jon Hearron Ad Manager Michael J. Rohl ...Distribution Manager Robb Luehr Copy Editor BUSINESS STAFF Don Harmeyer Business Manager Kathy Clapp-Harmeyer... Asst. Business Manager GENERAL STAFF Jason Caspers. Dan Chiapetta. John Kehoe. George Koenig. Jeff lemmermann. Christina lojeski, Amy Ludwig, Rick Luehr, Dawn Mainland. Doug McEvoy. Debbie Michna. Patti Nitz. Nicole Pacione. Steven Picazo. Maria Rintz, Mark Shilhavy. Wendy Sorenson. Jeft Stanich. Jenny Walter. Tyson Wilda. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside. who are solely responsible for its editorial polidays c ' ,s Polished every Thursday during the academic year except over breaks and ho liiJnilcml. c/ho !i!!L°LWil1 H? a?c,epLed only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words or less. All letters must be signed, with a telephone number included for ve rification purposes. Names will be withneio upon request. f amatoryr6SerVeS ^ l° Cdit letterS and retuse those which are ,a,se and/or de" 'Thursday ^ a" ^ C,aSS',ied 3dS' 'S Monday at 10 am ,or Publication AILC0^nSRS?^?ncTe ?bould be addressed to: Ranger. UW-Parkside Box 2000 Kenosha Wl 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertis- Mrmb*' of'he attocd'eo coueoare Ntfiil TP Ranger Thursday, October 1, 1987 3 Safe sex or no sex best defense against AIDS by Amy H. Hitter News Editor Suppose you're in the student union having drinks with an attractive member of the opposite sex, whom you've just met. The conversation becomes suggestive, a little romantic. Eventually, you wind up at your place, in bed. You may have just exposed yourself to an AIDS carrier. This scenario was presented by Brother Benjamin Johnson, of the Milwaukee AIDS Project, Wednesday (Sept. 23) during an afternoon presentation titled "AIDS 101" Johnson, a Capuchin monk and licensed practical nurse, emphasized that contrary to popular belief, AIDS is not limited to homosexuals, bisexuals and intravenous drug users. "The virus doesn't care who you are," he said. "The virus doesn't discriminate." "I think it's very important that you be concerned about AIDS, because I think that every single one of you is sexually active," he told the audience of over 50 students and faculty members. "Now I know I'm being real bold about this, but I think if you're not sexually active, then you're thinking about engaging in sexual activity very, very soon." The AIDS virus is present in Wisconsin, he said. "It's here," said Johnson. "In Kenosha County, there are diagnosed AIDS cases." Johnson said that of Wisconsin's 209 documented cases of AIDS, fewer than 6 were in Kenosha County, and 8 were in Racine County. Johnson explained how casual sex can expose a heterosexual person to an AIDS carrier. When choosing to have sex, he said, the partner may not tell the individual that he or she is a member of a high risk group, or has had sex with a member of a high risk group. Or perhaps they don't realize it. It is estimated that 7,500 persons in the state of Wisconsin may be carrying the virus, and many are not aware of it. "I say to young women, if you're going to be sexually active with some young man, you make sure he's got a condom on." Johnson advised. "And some men will say, Well, I don't like to use condoms, because it takes away the feeling, Ladies, you know what I tell you to tell those suckers? If you don't wear this condom, you ain't feeling nothing!" If a women becomes pregnant and is exposed to AIDS, Johnson said, there is a 50 to 60 percent chance the baby will be born infected with the AIDS virus and die within 2 years. AIDS is transmitted by sperm, blood, and vaginal secretions. "Once you are infected and move into a diagnosis of AIDS, you will die," Johnson said. Research has shown that hard-core drug users will die within 3 months of their diagnosis. All others will die within 6-18 months of their diagnosis. "There is no cure." The AIDS virus itself does not kill. Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrom breaks down the human body's defense system and exposes its victim to various diseases that do kill. AIDS was discovered in California in the 1970s when an abnormal number of people died of a formerly rare type of pneumonia. Johnson described the spectrum of infection of the AIDS virus. Twenty to thirty percent of persons who are infected with the HIV virus (the virus that carries AIDS) will develop AIDS and die. Twenty-five percent of HIVinfected persons will develop AIDS-related complex (ARC), which is not life-threatening, but can just be physically debilitating. Forty-five percent of HIV carriers will remain a symptomatic carriers, and can transmit the disease to others. "You are at risk," Johnson told the audience. He said the ages of AIDS-diagnosed cases in Wisconsin range from 18 to 75. The 18-year-old victim, he said, possibly was exposed to the virus when he was 16. He was not gay-identified. "AIDS is in our community," he emphasized. Because of the dormancy period, those AIDS carriers that have been diagnosed could have been transmitting the disease without knowledge before their diagnosis. AIDS cannot be transmitted through a handshake, a hug, or by using the same telephone, drinking glass, doorknob, or toilet seat as an AIDS-carrier. Benjamin Johnson Mosquitoes cannot transmit it. "It's a very fragile virus," said Johnson. "It doesn't live very long outside the human body." Johnson offered guidelines for safe sex for those that Aids see page Union modernization plan emerging by Kelly McKissick News Editor It all began over two years ago when "a group of students were sitting in the Union, looked around and decided that it needed some work," recalled Andy Buchanan, part of the first group of students concerned with the appearance of the Union. Out of that first informal meeting emerged the Students Concerned for Union Mode rnization (SCUM). The group's main concern was to "fix" Union Square. They wanted the room to have a modern look with warmer, brighter colors and better lighting; to better utilize the multi-level setup of the room, changing booth placements, improving the sound system and the atmosphere of the room; and to repair or treat the ceiling. They also decided, that if possible, the Union Square should undergo construction to have accessibility for- the handicapped; improved room acoustics, a built-in technical (lighting and sound) booth for stage events, and redo the doorway to the patio, including installation of windows. All of this in addition to the construction involved in the "top priority" adjustments. Approximately one year ago, the Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB) picked up the concerns of the students to formally present them to the UW System FaOuidctf po*,0 exit GrvbftviTe) (pabl<) • Entry Services - •foor'f-bteovielentig3e s Proposed update of the Union Square cilities Management (out of Central Administration) and the State Building Commission. PUAB contracted a professional engineering group, The Lake Group, Inc. of Racine, to provide estimates on the goals of SCUM and additional remodeling and maintenance projects. Bill Niebuhr, director of the Union, said that SCUM's interest in the Union Square led to other realizations of needs in the Union building. The dining room needs to be updated, and a removable divider system has been suggested, in order to give students a greater sense of privacy during regular hours, yet make the room adequate for banquet occasions when needed. The lighting in the dining room could also be improved, he explained. He continued to cite examples of remodeling needs. The meeting rooms and hallways need recarpeting and repaint- (Graphic by Kathy Harmeyer) ing; the cinema needs a better lighting system as it is being used more often for speakers and events; and the recreation center could use new carpeting and ceiling replacement. This summer The Lake Group, Inc. prepared an estimate of total costs to do all the requested work to the Union building. Their total estimated project cost was $545,584. The estimated cost of the Union Square renovation and remodeling was $178,724. Neibuhr said of the total project cost, "We do not have the funding to do that -- it just doesn't exist. We're trying to identify things that we need to get done right away." Niebuhr pointed out one significant problem with the project » there is approximately $100,000 in reserve monies to be used for the Union building. All additional money will have to be obtained in some other way. Buchanan, a former student at Parkside, agreed with Neibuhr in that some things need to be done right away. The first projects being tackled have to do with the cosmetics of the buildling. A requisition has already been signed to replace some bathroom stalls, and a crew came out to campus last Friday to test a process of cleaning ceiling tiles, thus avoiding costly replacements. Additional projects to be tackled first include chemically cleaning the plumbing lines to avoid water damage to the building, replacement of outdated or vandalized furniture, replacement of carpeting and repainting. Niebuhr said that he hopes to have the primary projects either completed or precisely planned out by the end of this school year. His concern is "how can we spend in such a way so that we get the best look of doing something new? I want us to get the best deal for our money." Any money left over after these initial projects have been completed will be used for all other considered projects. Niebuhr seemed apprehensive about using the money for the Union Square remodeling, because "my personal feeling is that these monies were put aside to do some of these things, and legitimately some of the things Union see page 9 Total Service for U. W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 Mon.-Fri. 10-3 Serving four other locations Racine Burlington Waukesha Milwaukee 4 Thursday, October 1, 1987 Ranger ssaaaaaa Groundbreaking ceremony welcomes MRI facility Poised to plunge the shovel are, from left; Raymond Dilulio, St. Luke's Hospital; Richard 0. Schmidt, Jr., Kenosha Hos- gital and Medical Center; Chancellor Sheila Kaplan; Richard tensrud, St. Catherine's Hospital; Edward DeMeulenaere, St. Mary's Medical Center. cine and Kenoha for cooperating to establish the MRI scanner at Parkside. ''Racine and Kenosha counties will be able to maintain state-of-the-art health care because of the cooperation of four hospitals in the two counties. These hospitals are to be commended for their commitments to the future of sound health care in Southeastern Wisconsin." Edward DeMeulenaere, president of KR Imaging, agreed. "This cooperative venture makes it possible for Kenosha and Racine residents to have access to medical technology in the most cost-effective manner, possible. It is highly unlikely any of the individual hospitals acting alone could afford, or justify economically, the purchase of such equipment." Senator Joseph Andrea (DKenosha) hailed the new MRI center as a commendable effort on the part of the four Kenosha-Racine hospitals. Senator Andrea stated, "The project demonstrates the commitment of these hospitals to bring the latest advancements in medical technology to the citizens of the two counties, while at the same time holding down health care costs." Only about 600 MRI units have been installed nationally. In the state of Wisconsin, presently five MRI units are in operation. Currently, patients requireing this diagnostic test must travel to the Milwaukee County Medical Complex, frequently having to wait weeks to receive the" diagnostic test. PSGA elections slated Parkside Student Government Association will be holding elections October 21 and 22. The election committee has released the list of rules governing the elections, and they are as follows: Requirements: For the position of Senator, Parkside Union Advisory Board member (PUAB), Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee member (SUFAC) the following must be met: 1. You are a student at Parkside 2. You have a minimum cumulative grade point average of 2.0 3. You are carrying at least six (6) credits 4. You are not on final academic probation Petitions: Petitions for election must be completed in a specific manner. In order for your name to appear on the ballot, a nomination petition must be completed with the election committee. Petitions must be completed in the following manner: 1. Petitions must be signed by Parkside students only. 2. Social security numbers (student ID numbers) must accompany signatures. 3. You must collect twentyfive (25) signatures for Senator, SUFAC seat, PUAB seat. 4. Petitions are due and must be filed with an election committee member by October 16 at 1 p.m. 5. Petitioners will be required to file a release form before taking out their initial petition form and will receive a receipt for each completed petition received by the election committee. Write-in Candidacy: All write-in candidates must fulfill the same requirements as those declared candidates for the same positions. 1. You must declare your candidacy in writing and file it with an election committee member by one half hour before the polls open. 2. You must file a release form with an election com- PSGA see page 6 A groundbreaking ceremony was held Monday, Sept. 28 at Parkside for a free-standing Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI) facility which will be located on the campus. The venture is a culmination of nearly four years of careful planning by area hospitals including St. Luke's Hospital and Saint Mary's Medical Center in Racine and Kenosha Hospital and Medical Center and St. Catherine's Hospital in Kenosha, which joined together to form a corporation known as KR Imaging, Inc. The corporation's purpose N is to collaboratively bring the MRI technology to Racine and Kenosha counties. In February, 1987, the state of Wisconsin under the Certificate of Need Law authorized KR Imaging to be the provider of MRI services in the two county area. MRI will be used to diagnose both inpatients and outpatients at the Parkside facility. This new scanner technology utilizes magnetic fields and radio frequency waves to produce detailed pictures of the structures within the body. Its most talked about feature is the high quality tissue differentiation, even when the desired view is obscured by bone. No radiation is used during an examination, allowing physicians more freedom to regularly monitor a patient's condition without concerns about excessive exposure to radiation. "The Magnetifc Resonance Imaging unit will put medical care in Kenosha and Racine on the leading edge of diagnostic imaging," said Dr. Lee Huberty, Kenosha radiologist. "The MRI facility will have immediate as well as longterm impact on the quality of care in our communities as new medical and diagnostic applications of this technology are being identified daily." MRI has successfully been used to identify disease or tumor within the brain or spinal cord as well as heart and joint disease, often uncovering a problem in its early stages. Although MRI provides superior quality soft tissue pictures, it cannot create images within the hard part of bones. Conventional xrays, therefore, will still be needed to find fractures and bone malformations. The 1.5 Tesla MRI scanner is expected to be operational in early 1988 and will serve approximately 2400 patients per year. The total cost for the building and equipment is estimated at $3 million. The effort was enhanced by the cooperation and support of Parkside. This included the campus' willingness to make available to KR Imaging an attractive site that is convenient and accessible to area residents. "The University of Wisconsin- Parkside is delighted to be a partner with the Kenosha and Racine hospitals in the enhancement of medical services available to residents of Southeastern Wisconsin. The siting of this state-ofthe- art facility at UW-Parkside is another example of what is possible when universities and other institutions pool their resources and creativity and address community needs," Chancellor Sheila Kaplan said. 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For more information call 1-800-242-3488 Ranger Thursday, October 1,1987 5 Homecoming features "La Fete des Fetes by Jenny Carr Editor "La Fete des Fetes"--the festival of festivals-is the theme of this year's Homecoming celebration. The celebration will take place October 8-10, and it will be kicked off by the crowning of the Homecoming queen and king in the Union cinema at 7 p.m. on Thursday. For the first time, queen and king candidates may be nominated from the student body at large, as well as from individual clubs and organizations. Elections of the queen and king will take place from Monday, October 5 through Thursday, October 8 on the Molinaro concourse. Students will have to show identification and there will be a one student-one vote policy enforced. For the coronation ceremony, Gary Grace, assistant chancellor for student affairs, will be the emcee. Following the coronation. Grace will be replaced by professional comedian David Naster, who will emcee the variety show. Naster has appeared at the Comedy Store and the Improv in Los Angeles and promises Homecoming 1987 University of Wisconsin - Parkside to upstage the usually hilarious Grace. Students, faculty and staff are encouraged to participate in the variety show. The winning act will receive a cash prize of $25. In addition, all qualifying entrants in the show will receive a pair of tickets to Saturday night's Mardi Gras Casino dance. On Friday, October 9, there will be a party in the Union Square. In keeping with the New Orleans flavor of the celebration, Cajun food will be available. Music will be provided from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. by China Blue. Admission is free. At 1 p.m. on Friday, the Mardi Gras games will begin. This year's games offer excitement for spectators as well as participants. There will be sack races, a tug-ofwar (complete with mud pit), a pyramid-buildling contest and an intriguing game involving a wet sweatshirt, four-person teams and the Phy Ed swimming pool. Later that evening, the Kenosha Trolley will provide free rides through Petrifying Springs Park. The rides will start at the Union building loading dock. After a ride in the park, students will enjoy attending the "best ever" bonfire. The Parkside Alumni Association is presenting this second annual event. The Parkside soccer team will be introduced during this event. The physical plant people have promised a good sized heap of burning material, but students who have a paper or book from semesters past are welcome to bring it to roast. No aerosol cans or chemicals please. The bonfire will be held outside the Union Pad. Again, admission is free. Friday evening's dance will offer contemporary music from Fun With Atoms, an upbeat, danceable group. The dance will be held in the Union Square and admission is $2 for Parkside students, faculty, alumni and staff and $3 for guests. Saturday brings the annual Faculty/Staff vs. Junior Varsity soccer game. This promises to be a real grudge match. Game rules were being passed out to the faculty/ staff team by the JV team last week. The faculty/staff would like to hear from anyone who can translate Latin as soon as possible, and hopefully before game time. This laughter is scheduled for high noon on the Soccer Field and admission is free. After the JV's pulverize the faculty/staff team, the varsity soccer team will take on Illinois Institute of Technology. Admission for this game is $2.50, or free with an athletic season pass or with a derder. If you've never heard of a derder, then you were not on hand last Homecoming when Parkside attempted to create the World's Largest Derder Band. A derder is that cardboard roll over which your toilet paper, paper toweling or other various paper paraphernalia is wrapped. Save your derders; give a derder to a friend, but don't miss out on this chance to set a record. During halftime, the record will once again be attempted. The final festivity of this festival of festivals week is the Mardi Gras Casino Dance. Parkside will again make the Main Place area of campus a gambling casino where blackjack, craps and roulette will abound. Although the stakes are fake, the gambling is done in earnest. While the students, alumni, faculty, staff and their guests are gambling away millions of dollars, music will be provided by the Basin Street Saloon Band alternating with a yet unnamed dance band. Admission to the dance is $3. Free appetizers will be served. The Homecoming celebration for 1987 is planned with a lot of excitement in mind. Freshman Seminar yields valuable information by Tyson Wilda On Friday, September 25, a special group of students had a banquet. These students are the participants in Parkside's second Freshman Seminar program. The program, directed by Professor Wendy Leeds-Hurwitz of the Communication department, gives incoming freshmen a chance to become acquainted with Parkside and to meet other new students through events like the banquet. In the words of Judy Pugh, "everyone goes through their freshman year, we hope that this makes it a little easier." The banquet is one of six events planned for the seminar students that is designed to bring them into a larger social field. Freshman Annette Kidwell felt that these events "let people know each other a little better." Although attendance was a little lower than expected, this should improve because participation at the banquet was an option. Students must attend three of the next five events in order to pass the class. Students also learn about their fields of study in the classes. Matt Chamberlain enrolled because "it's the only way I felt I could release myself to the world of communication. I feel that this course will enable me to grasp the ooportunities of a communications career." It seems the seminar has taught them something. Speakers from major organizations addressed the students on the importance of being involved. SOC president Marie Bayer advised them that "it's best to get involved, otherwise it won't seem like a college life." Also speaking was Vice Chancellor Mary Elizabeth Shutler, who said "you are the kind of people who are going to succeed in life. You were not chosen to be in this program, you chose to be here, you want the best and you deserve it." Those students in attendance felt that the seminars are a worthwile experience. "It gives us a better idea of what college is like," explained Blaine Schultz. Cory Anton felt that he had been given a chance to "establish good student—faculty relationships that are so important." Most important of all, according to Christina Radatz, was that the banquet "has provided an atmosphere for students and a time and place for us to meet everyone involved." Grapes may be a hazard by Steven Picazo How many grapes have you eaten this past year? Have you ever considered that you are getting more than grapes with each mouthful? Of the 1 BILLION POUNDS of pesticides used in the United States each year, 79 percent are used in agriculture. One out of ten produce items that have been recently sampled were found to either have high levels of pesticides or traces of an illegal pesticide. In Kern County, California, the center of the table grape industry, 20 bunches (approximately 10 pounds) of fresh grapes are tested out of 443.5 million pounds produced in one season. That ends up being only 1 pound for every 44 million pounds produced. The United Farm Workers Union is coming out against these kind of scandelous situations. They approached the California agribusiness to join them in their efforts to help educate, test, and prevent this situation from continuing and they were flatly refused. Under the direction of Dr. Marion Moses, one of the nation's foremost experts on the effects of pesticides, the Union is undergoing the task of setting up testing facilities to more extensively check the levels of pesticides being used on American produce. When these facilities are completed they hope that they can provide up-to-date data on chemical contamination of fruits and vegetables, results of testing on environmental samples such as water, soil, and air, and current data on deadly preservative sulfites, which have been banned by the government but are still being used on table grapes. From all of this information it is hoped that an effective network of informing the public can be set up so that people are aware of the dangerous contaminates in a lot of their fresh produce. Grapes see page 7 FIRST NATIONAL BANK of Kenosha KENOSHA'S ONLY INDEPENDENT COMMUNITY BANK DOWNTOWN KENOSHA Main Office — Auto Bank — TYME NORTH BRANCH — TYME SOUTH BRANCH — TYME BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE MEMBER F.D.I.C. SOMERS PHONE: 658-2331 6 Thursday, October 1,1987 Ranger University Roundtable series Prof discusses labor/management relations by Doug McEvoy In the past decade, labor/ management relations have changed drastically. These new industrial relations were the topic of discussion at this week's University Roundtable meeting on Monday. Steve Meyer, associate professor of history/labor studies, and coordinator of the labor studies program discussed the meaning, cause, background and effects of our na- University of Wisconsin Platteville Study in cvittf in Emphases in Liberal Arts International Business Courses available in Spanish and in English Fluency in Spa nish not required All courses approved by UW-Platt eville and validated on an official UW-Platteville transcript $2725 per semester for Wisconsin & Minnesota residents $2975 per semester for non-residents Costs include Tuition and Fees Room and Board with S panish families Fieldtrips All Fi nancial aids apply For further information contact Study Abroad Programs 308 Warner Hall University of Wisco nsin-Platteville 1 University Plaza Platteville, Wl 53818-3099 (608) 342-1726 tion's new industrial relations. "I think we need only to look at the recent Patrick Cudahy strike, the International Paper Co. strike, and a number of smaller strikes around the state," explained Meyer, "which I think reveal a strategy, a very different strategy from what we've seen in recent years, to see the new attitude towards labor." This attitude is that management has become more willing to tolerate strikes than in the past. Because of this, labor" has begun to realize that one of their key powers or safety nets has a large hole in it and does not carry the weight it once did. Jack Barbash, an economist from Madison first used the term "new industrial relations" as the only accurate description of the changing environment between labor and management. "I think the most indicative or perhaps the most symbolic of new labor relations was the strike in 1981 by the professional air traffic controllers," said Meyer. He explained that during that strike, the U.S. President fired and replaced some 11,000 workers on strike. "This shifted management thinking to say that if the government of the U.S. can do it so can everyone else." The new way of thinking brought on by this event created a new, superior attitude on the part of management towards labor. In the past, beginning after World War II, there was an accordance or harmony between labor and management. Both THE FAR SIDE Steve Meyer respected and realized the need for the other. They were not out to threaten the survival of the other. When strikes did occur, certain rules were followed regardless of how bitterly issues were fought. One of these rules was that management and labor would eventually come to a compromise and jobs remained intact until that time. Strike breakers or "scabs" were not generally in use and had not been since the thirties. However, their employment was reinstated beginning with the air traffic controllers strike. According to Meyer, much of the new attitude towards unions is due to their tremendous success in the past. Management can no longer afford to cater to the demands of what they see as an entirely self-interest group. In this respect, unions are somewhat self-destructive. They are forcing industrial companies to move to where labor is cheaper. Businesses have to move to an area where there is not only a great deal of competition for jobs, but also By GARY LARSON a lack of union activity. Areas like Racine and Kenosha, which have unemployment rates nearing 20 percent, do have healthy job competition, Meyer said. The problem arises when one considers that striking workers are not often released and replaced as it would show lack of concern for the labor force and be bad public relations. The only alternatives remaining, he said, are relocation or meeting union demands. The latter has proven too costly, and relocation would be hard on all concerned. Management is left with bringing in new workers who accept what they have to offer. Management feels that increasing wages and benefits, which increases production cost and retail cost, will remove them from the global and home markets. Since foreign labor is cheaper, foreign goods are cheaper and American companies cannot compete, labor costs must be reduced. "Management, for the first time since the 1930's, feels they can live without unions," explained Meyer. "They believe that they can create a union-free environment." Use of labor consultants is one way of achieving this, he said. They have managed to infiltrate the labor force and manipulate and violate labor laws as well as use modern social scientific and psychological methods to inhibit development of unionism. There are three main factors that brought about the new industrial relations. The first of these is the recent recession of the U.S. economy caused largely by the oil crisis of the 1970's. Secondly, market instabilities have made it difficult for companies to know just where they stand. Finally, along with the new political order of Reaganomics has come a new way of thinking. These three factors together have shifted the thrust of power from the unions to the management. "Another proposition of new industrial relations is that unions have too much power in management affairs," Meyer said. "It limits managment discretion." One of Meyer's main points was that workers tend to claim their jobs are their own property. When scabs take their jobs they are stealing, they say, yet the use of strike-breakers has and will increase. Global competition has greatly reduced the power of unions and will likely continue to do so. Unions are not the only thing undermining industry, Meyer said. Failure of industry to reinvest in its plants, and update them, also insures decline. They can not afford to compete with technically and economically more modern and advanced plants. One of the effects of the growth recession of the middle class in the U.S. is a reduction in the standard of living. Even though employment has increased, the jobs are more menial and far less stable than jobs have been in the past. "One of the consequences," explained Meyer, "is that it is posing risks to what has been Labor see page 12 Elections ahead With their parents away, the young dragons would stay up late lighting their sneezes. PSGA from page 4 mittee member. 3. A list of write-in candidates names and offices they are seeking shall be available at the polling places. 4. They will be posted where all voters have visible access. Ballot Positions: On October 16, a random drawing will be held to determine the ballot positions of the candidates. This drawing will be conducted by the election committee and the judicial branch of the PSGA. The drawing will be held at 2:30 p.m. in the PSGA office WLLC D-139A. Absentee Ballots: Absentee ballots shall be available one (l) week prior to the election. They must be picked up in person and must be returned and postmarked by noon the day before the election. Elections: The elections will be held on October 21 and 22, from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. The elections committee and the judicial branch of PSGA will conduct elections. No candidate for office, or any member of any organization which endorses a candidate are permitted to do any electioneering within fifty (50) feet of the polls. Results: The counting of the ballots will be conducted by the election committee and the judicial branch of PSGA. The ballots will be counted directly after the closing of the polls at 7 p.m. on October 22. Any interested person is welcome to witness the ballot count. Any contesting, complaining or commenting on the conduct or the results of the elections must be filed in writing with any member of the election committee, by November 5 at 1 p.m. The decision pf the PSGA Senate shall be final and binding when dealing with contestation or complaints. Ranger Thursday, October 1,1987 7 Parkside has good student- teacher ratio by Kelly McKissick News Editor According to the September issue of "Academe" magazine, Wisconsin schools have the second highest studentteacher ratios in the nation. Not so at Parkside, said G. Gary Grace, assistant chancellor of student affairs. "Academe", the journal of the American Association of University Professors, said that Wisconsin's public colleges have a 22.4 student per teacher ratio, second only to Washington with 23.2 students per teacher. Grace said, "I think that if you lined up all of the Wisconsin schools, you would find that Parkside has one of the lowest ratios." Parkside's ratio is 18 students per teacher. He said that the one to 18 ratio is the highest number when the campus is broken down into classes of upper and lower undergraduates and graduates. An overall average class size is about 16 students. 98 percent of classes have 30 students or less In them. The higher ratio is obtained when lecture classes containing 80 or 90 students are averaged in with the rest of the classes. "If you compare our numbers against those of Madison, Milwaukee or Whitewater, it's startling what the differences are," Grace explained. He commented that when the class size grows, some of the opportunities to express individuality can be lost. "It's almost a lecture, multiple choice test format. There's not very rriuch individual instruction or room for creative assignments." However, he pointed out, some students like that kind of environment, where they can get "lost" in the class, and won't have to participate in discussions. Grace said that the ideal enrollment figures for Parkside is about 6,000. This figure will still keep the studentteacher ratio at approximately 18 to one. He explained that our original size and, more recently, enrollment declines, have led to the lower figures than our sister schools. Grapes yield wrath Grapes from page 5 It is the feeling of the Union that the federal, state, and local governments should be taking more effective action on this issue. They apparently are not, based on the general accounting report released last year that concluded the government does not test for a large number of dangerous pesticides, does not prevent "contaminated food from going to market, and does not penalize growers who have used illegal pesticide on their crops. In the mean time, 300,000 farm workers are poisoned in the fields by pesticides every year and deformed children, stillborn babies, and child cancers are turning up in all too large amounts in regions of heavy spraying. Moses stated, "We can no longer pretend that the government will protect us. Its system of regulation is built on bad science, irresponsible assumptions and deceptive practices. "After the testing of grapes we will move on to deal with the other 14 fruits and veg'etables on the recently released "most contaminated" list- ...those revealed in a National Academy of Sciences report as containing residues of 28 pesticides, which if not restricted, will cause up to 1,460,000 cases of cancer in the course of our children's lifetimes. The recent general accounting office study reported that 44 percent of the pesticides used in grape production can0 One conscious effort on campus that maintains the ratio is "the expectation that our faculty be engaged in scholarly activities or research. So you're looking at an average faculty load of nine credit hours per semester," Grace stated. "I think you can say honestly that it is a conscious attempt to set a priority upon scholarly activities that contributes to the philosophy of the institution, 'good teaching and good scholarships go hand in hand.' It's an added benefit to the campus, scholarly activities are essential to the teaching process," he continued. Mary Elizabeth Shutter, vice chancellor, agreed that a conscious effort was being made to keep ratios relatively low. "Most classes have enrollment limits on them. We open another section rather than cram the classes," she said. She added that some classes, such as math and ¥ BARBER-STYUSTS PERSONALIZED STYUNG FOR MEN, WOMEN & CHILDREN WE USE AND RECOMMEND THE PAUL MITCHELL SYSTEM PROFESSIONAL SALON PRODUCTS RK 554-1430 2901 DURAND AVE. English, do tend to be more crowded than others. Grace said that if you asked a majority of the faculty and students if they thought class size affected learning processes, you would find that a lot of them think that smaller class sizes aid in participation and discussion within the class. "When I talk to people on campus, I don't hear anybody advocating that we become a campus of 10,000. I think that most people think that the small ratio is an asset to our institution." he said. "I think that's a very positive attraction to our campus." Shutter said that if enrollment did rise so much as to jeopardize the ratio, the UW system would deide what would be done about it. "It all depends on the system. If they gave us more money, we would hire more faculty. If they didn't, we'd have to cap enrollment. It's not our decision." Grace explained that there is a balance involved in most campuses. We need to be large enough to provide activities, comprehensive programs and resources to support the education of the students, but we also would like to be small enough to feel that there is a caring attitude on campus, that students are treated as individuals instead •of numbers. Grace pointed out that even though many students feel we are a small campus, when based on a national standard we are more in the middle range of enrollment figures. The majority of institutions in the nation have less than 3,000 students. "I think that we're at a perfect size," he said. We're large enough to be active with other institutions and be noticed, but we're not so large that you get lost, we're small enough so that you can be an individual and be known." University Roundtable series Nicaraguan stability is evaluated not be detected by current methods used. The testing lab set for production will have the means to detect these harmful chemicals. The Farm Workers Union will be presenting a film and presentation on this subject on a yet to be determined date. Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) is hoping to bring in Cesar Chavez, president of the Union, to give the presentation. Anyone interested in learning more about this topic is urged to let their feelings be known by either coming down to the PSGA office, WLLC D139A, or coming into the Ranger office, WLLC D139C. Watch the Ranger for the date and time of when this presentation will be given. by Christina Lojeski Peggy James, an instructor of world politics at Parkside was the speaker at a Univer- . sity Roundtable held here dealing with the stability of the Nicaraguan Government since its revolution in 1979. James, who was in Nicaragua last May and June and also once in 1982, has developed a model to determine whether the government of a given country is stable, or if it is prone to failure. The Nicaraguan Revolution, which took place in July of 1979, by many apparent indications should have taken place in 1978, said James. It did not, James explained, because although there were "massive uprisings that were national in scope," the conditions in the country at that time were not ideal for a revolution. The Sandinista government was at that time divided into three subgroups fighting amongst themselves. With an inability to have a united oppositions front, the attempt to overthrow the government would be unsuccessful. Additionally, after the editor of the newspaper "La Prensa," was assasinated, the country was thrown into a state of upheaval, and people had become accustomed to constant fighting. Any uprisings, then, were crushed by the government, and Anastasio Somoza was able to maintain some amount of political stability. Political stability, according to James, can be defined as "the degree of uncertainty in the environment." The more stability there is in an environment, the more predictability there is. Peggy James In 1978, the people of Nicaragua had become used to unrest, and "uprisings were merely something in a chasm," stated James. By 1979, the Sandinistas had united into one group, and although Somoza's government had survived the events of 1978, it had been weakened, making It more susceptible to the effects of a surprise attack. The Sandinistas, then, in the apparent calm of 1979, were able to march successfully on Managua. As event occurences in a country are random, it should be noted, James stated, that "the dynamic may reoccur, but not the actual events. Secondly, we must look at regime threshold. An event can occur that may be very unstable, but if the regime is strong enough to withstand it, the same government will continue. 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A recent survey of employers indicates that over 50 percent of their employees have problems in grammar, spelling, punctuation, and mathematics. Adult illiteracy costs U.S. society an estimated $225 b illion a year in lost industrial productivity, unrealized tax revenues, welfare, . crime, poverty, and other social ills. If we as a nation expect to continue to rise and have a healthy and productive economy, we need to stamp out illiteracy- we have to acquire the basic skills to lead productive and fulfulling lives, says the Southeastern Wisconsin Literacy Alliance. The Alliance is part of a national program called Project Literacy U.S. and hopes to improve the literacy of the nation for living in the new "The purpose is to acquaint local business people and employers with basic skills training and other adult education programs which can help them build a more skilled work force." -Janet Tidwell age of communication and technology. The Alliance held an informational meeting on Wednesday, September 23, at Gateway Technical College in Kenosha. This gave the different coalitions from Kenosha, Racine and Walworth counties an opportunity to discuss future plans. The meeting's main purpose was to gather and disseminate information, research the need for services, and to confirm previous plans of a Business Breakfast. During the Alliance's first year its main goal was to create an awareness of the problem of illiteracy among the business community. During this their second year, they are hoping to create a link with businesses, by acquainting business people and employees with the Alliance's basic skills training and other adult education programs that will help build a stronger foundation for a more skilled work force, said Ann Timm, a member of the Alliance's steering committee. To get businesses involved, the Alliance is in the process of s etting up a business breakfast. "The purpose is to acquaint local business people and employers with basic skills training and other adult education programs which can help them build a more skilled work force," said Janet Tidwell, a community relations coordinator for the Southeastern Wisconsin Private Industry Council, Racine, and coordinator of the breakfast. The breakfast is planned for October 21 at the new festival site in Racine. Tidwell said she is currently looking for a prominent speaker on the issue, as Governor Tommy Thompson had agreed to speak but has since declined. Persons interested in learning more about the Alliance may contact Janet Tidwell at 552-8286. collegiate crossword Campus minister anxious to help by Dan Chiappetta On August 1, 1987 the Archdiocese of Milwaukee appointed Father Norman Schwartz as the new campus minister of b oth Parkside and Carthage College. "My responsibilities are to give services to the student body, meet with administrators, faculty, and staff members. You don't have to be Catholic," Father Schwartz said. Father Schwartz is in the process of forming and organizing the Catholic Student Club, where students can work activities under Father Schwartz's guidance. The club is not only open to students but also to administrators, staff members and the faculty. He is also available for counseling, . and gives speeches on issues of values and human relations, gives presentations in classrooms and provides prayer services at Carthage College in the Siebert Chapel. "One of my goals is to try to get Parkside students to attends the prayer services at the Siebert Chapel," Father Schwartz said. Father Schwartz briefly served as a member of the faculty at St. Catherine's High School in Racine from 1972-74. He was the instructor in Theology and Communication. He also spent fifteen years in a parish. Minister see page 2 Father Schwartz Sandinistan stability questioned ©Edward Julius Collegiate CW/9-18 ACROSS 1 Flow, Orkney Islands area 6 Abbreviation in a theatre ad 10 Baby's early word 14 Painter Winslow 15 State assuredly 16 Old song, " a Seesaw" 17 See 37-Across 18 Change the decor 19 Twixt and tween 20 Long-legged bird 21 Natives of Flagstaff 23 Golf club employees 25 Sea cucumber 26 Mohandas Gandhi, for one 29 Chemical suffixes 30 "Thanks !" 31 Medicinal plant 33 Dance like Eleanor Powell 36 Swing around > 37 Dean Martin song, with 17-Across 38 Word w ith Major or Minor 39 Cobb and Hardin 40 Bell inventory 41 Crazy 42 Miss Angeli 43 spending 45 U.S. missile 48 Garment for Margot Fonteyn 49 Shows plainly 51 Cards left over after dealing 54 "I cannot tell 55 Catchall abbreviation 56 " Kick Out of You" 57 Love,"* in Valencia 58 Actress Naldi 59 Slow, in music 60 souci 61 Flat-bottomed vessel 62 These: Sp. DOWN 1 Teheran sovereign 2 Attend 3 Shapeless 4 Bring a speech to a close 5 "We alone" Solution see page 7 6 Prefix for medic 7 1976 Wimbledon champ 8 Questioned after cross-examination 9 Money i n escrow, e.g. (2 wds.) 10 Rigg and Ross 11 Capital of Jordan 12 Event 13 Relatives of ifs 22 13-nation cartel 24 Result of a blast 26 Before the 27 Friend 28 Like a saying 32 Suffix for Euclid 33 Brutally, harsh 34 spumante 35 Certain tense 38 Basic quantities 40 Singer Edith 42 Toolbox standby 44 Ineffective 45 Majorca seaport 46 Tear producer 47 Prefix: at rest 49 Pasture sounds 50 Shredded cabbage 52 Maestro Klemperer 53 Inner portion of a Greek temple cases, even strengthen it." Political instability, then, behaves dynamically, according to James. "It can increase or decrease throughout any regime, and it's my contention that it does, and it only becomes fatal to a regime when it actually goes over the threshold," she said. "To say that a government is stable until it is overthrown, I believe is erroneous," James continued. "Further, as far as the success of the revolution, they (the Sandinistas) did win. They are still in power, but to say that, because they've been in power since 1979, to say that the Ortega Junta has enjoyed complete stability, I think would be wrong. People have become more involved in what's happening in Nicaragua since 1979 and they've certainly had their problems. Things change., constantly - ..they may not be so detrimental to regime as to destroy it, but it doesn't mean that everything is rosy just because they've won the revolution." James explained. Now, James said, the daily event pattern from 1981 to the time of the Contras should be analyzed. "I think most likely, in the short run, the Sandinistas are going to be able to withstand the Contra invasion., but I think that in the long run, that they are hurting the threshold of the governemnt. If something were to happen, something catastrophic, it may be enough, in the next two years, to weaken the threshold of the Sandinistas to such an extent that something that may not be that catastrphic will indeed bring it down. I think that actually what the strategy of the Contras is, is not necessarily to win, it's to make the Sandinistas lose. ''So, you have a situation where you're economically hurting the country in terms of crop reduction, in terms of people being too afraid to plant, internationalists being afraid to go visit because they will be shot-as Benjamin Linder was earlier this year-and so therefore, you have a revolutionary government that came to power on the basis of economic promises. Ideology often helps to get you in, but to maintain a revolutionary government, you have to perform economically." James said. She said the people of Nicaragua are not as happy with the Sandinistas as they were the first time she was there. "I saw a reduction of the enthusiasm I saw in 1982. Then, the people where proeverything that was Sandinista. In 1987, they are not exactly negative. It is more like acquienscence-giving up." Under these conditions, James concluded that the Sandinistas are weakening their threshold, and an event that may not be overwhelming, could end up being the downfall of their government. Ranger Thursday, October 1, 1987 9 Motivational speaker slated by Steven R. Picazo Dr. Denis Waitley will be presenting a program on selfmanagement and positive self-projection at Carthage College on Oct. 7. The program is co-sponsored by the Kenosha Area Chamber of Commerce-Retail Council and the Bradford Education/DECA program. Tickets are $20 each and the program begins at 7 p.m. Waitley is in huge demand around the country and has had the honor of sharing the stage with President Ronald Reagan, Lee Iacocca, Barbara Walters, and Norman Vincent Peale. Waitley has used his approach of positive self-management to help counsel and treat many different people. These include executives of Fortune 500 companies, Super Bowl champions, astronauts, and returning POW's. He was a member of the United States Olympic Committee's Sports Medicine Council from 1980 through Denis Waitley 1984. It is dedicated to performance enhancement of our Olympic athletes. Waitley was also named "Outstanding Speaker of the Year" by the Sales and Marketing Executives Association and placed into the International Speakers Hall of Fame in St. Louis. He is a graduate of the United States Naval Academy at Annapolis and holds a degree in human behavior. Subjects that he covers on his lecture tours include selfesteem : positive leadership, internal values, self-talk, risk taking; creativity: imagineering, left-brain, rightbrain, and whole-brain thinking; responsibility: making it happen, cause and effect, controlling your time and life; wisdom: foresight, integrity, aptitudes plus attitudes, the way to make decisions; purpose: long-range, shortrange, daily priorities, specificity, stair-stepping goals; and perspective: team spirit, fitting in while standing out, purpose beyond self, the whole person. Waitley hopes that people come away from his lectures with an understanding that there is no difference between outstanding leaders and everyone else except for the fact that they have been able to apply their positive self-esteem and self-discipline in a direction that allows them to succeed. Club Events Modernization plan moves forward Union from page 3 I said we could do right away can be done with these reserves. "But when we start to get into construction and remodeling projects, that is not what the money is there for. Therefore new money should be identified to do these things." - The SCUM committee will be aided by Steve McLaughlin, director of Student Life, to look for long range goals as to how to obtain these additional funds. One everpresent possibility is raising segregated fees, but if that is done, students will not see the results of their labor for quite some time. Buchanan felt that after the initial projects were completed, most of the excess money, perhaps $50,000, should go towards the Union Square remodeling project. The remaining money could then be distributed to the other projects. He said it should be done that way because the Union Square is one of the most-used facilities by students. The other obstacle SCUM and PUAB have to hurdle is the fact that the drinking law has changed, and the time on the grandfather clause is running out. "Soon we will have a campus that is largely consisted of underage students," Niebuhr explained. The remodeling of Union Square needs to be implemented to accomodate the need to separate drinking and non-drinking students, he said. The problem may possibly be unsolvable, stated Buchanan as he cited unsuccessful attempts of "island bars" at various dances and The End last year. The ultimate goal is to minimize potential liability while ke.eping the students happy. Overall, the initial plan of SCUM has been added on to, and will have to wait a while to see its finish. Niebuhr understands the feeling some students may have about their needs being lost in the pile of "things to do" in the Union building. "I've been real frustrated about the length of time it has taken us to get to this point, and consequently we haven't been doing some of the things that we normally would do over the past two years," he explained. "But I'm glad that we're finally starting and will get some things accomplished. I think that all of the things that have been proposed are valid," he said. "It just may take a longer time to do them than anyone wants." Insist on condoms speaker adivses AIDS from page 3 choose to be sexually active: -use latex (not natural skin) condoms -use spermicidal gel or cream containing nonoxyl-9, which will kill the virus in 30 seconds -massaging, hugging, masturbation, dry kissing and fantasy are safe -mutual masturbation and rubbing bodies clothed are safe unless open sores or abrasions are exposed to sperm or vaginal secretions -beware of sores, cuts, and other points of entry into the bloodstream -possibly safe activities are French kissing, anal or vaginal intercourse with a condom, oral sex (when swallowing semen is not involved), water sports (if external, and urine does not come in contact with any cuts) -minimize number of sexual partners -absolute "no-nos" are rimming (oral stimulation to anus), sharing sex toys nad needles, allowing urine or semen to enter mouth, anal or vaginal intercourse without a condom. "Speaking from a religious point of view," the monk said, "I would love to see that you're not going to have sex until you are in a committed relationship as an adult person- married. "If you're in committed relationships," Johnson advised, "stay working at them to make them work. Because it's going to be kind of difficult trying to find some new person out there. Try to make it work." In conclusion, Johnson said, "I-f you're going to have sex, play it safe!" Philosophical Society The Philosophical Society will be presenting a lecture by Dr. Wayne Johnson on Thursday, Oct. 1 at 3:30 p.m. in Comm Arts 129. The talk is titled "Making Sense Out of Ethics: A Theory", and the commentator will be Professor John Longeway. Students, faculty and public are welcome. ASPA The American Society for Personal Administration (ASPA) will hold its informational meeting on Tuesday, October 6 at 5:30 p.m. in Molinaro 165. New members are welcome! PSO/ISO A joint meeting of the Parkside Asian Students Organization and Parkside International Students Organization will be held on Friday, October 2 at 1 p.m. in Union 202. Everyone is welcome. POLITICAL SCIENCE CLUB The Political Science Club held its first meeting on Sep- • tember 21. At the first meeting, the club elected officers: Brian Chike, president; Fred Monardi, vice-president; and Dan Prozanski, treasure r- /secretary. ENGLISH CLUB An organizational meeting will be held on Friday, October 2 at 1 p.m. in Comm Arts 233 for the English Club. Election of officers and plans . for activities will be discussed. If you can't make this meeting, call Professor McLean at 553-2019. Students react to hours Library fron page 1 Todd Benson, a sophomore majoring in communication. Benson said his classes do not end until 9:30 p.m., not leaving him enough time to study afterwards, as was his practice last year. "If you have night classes or are working, there isn't enough time to use the library," said Lisa Minors, a freshman psychology major. Piele said a survey was taken the weeks of Oct. 28, Nov. 17, and Dec. 1, 1986 to determine the magnitude of library use. Every half hour throughout the day, the amount of material being checked out and number of questions asked were monitored. At 9 p.m., 10 p.m., 11 p.m., 11:30 p.m. and midnight, a head count on each floor was taken. "Anytime the library is open, it is in use," Piele said. "It was difficult to decide THE FAR SIDE where to cut hours, but common sense tells you as the surveys did. Late night is the least popular time to use the library. There is a dramatic drop after 10 p.m. "Many night students find this hard to believe," she continued, "but the library is actually very busy in the mornings. We have people lined up at 7:45 to get in. People may want to photocopy a paper before class, or check last minute details for an assignment, or study for a test that day." "I think the library is using the budget cuts as an excuse not to try harder to improve," said Anderson, who formerly worked in the library's circulation department. "There is so much invested in the library, why cut back the availability? "It seems like the decisions being made aren't saving much money." By GARY LARSON 7hanK heavensyou'^home • %/ly the Sbav have cut a -fi'shiny hole in the middle of the'<r bedroom 1 If the Cleavers had been Eskimos 7 10 Thursday, October 1,1987 Ranger Spec. Services head named by Terri DeRosier Asst. Feature Editor Starting today, Pam Smith will be the new director of Special Services. Special Services is one of five programs sponsored by the U.S. Department of Education. This particular program is offered only to institutions through their academic departments, and its focus is to retain and graduate students that are considered "at risk." "First of all," Smith said, "this program is geared toward low income, first generation college students and physically handicapped students. "First generation," Smith explained, "are students whose parents did not graduate from a college. They could have gone to college but they could not have graduated. "Special Services was designed to provide academic support," Smith said. "Therefore the components of the program are reading, writing, study skills and math." The program will be staffed by Smith as the director. There will also be an advisor- /mentor, clerical support, program assistants and student tutors that will also work with program participants to provide necessary services. "I see this as fitting into Parkside's emphasis on retention and graduation," Smith said. "The program is not desig- Pam Smith nated necessarily for minority students," Smith explained. "It is supposed to attempt to get from the eligible participants, representatives from groups which have traditionally been under-represented. Those three groups are minorities, women and physically disabled.' There will also be 60 students chosen from the freshman class. A selection committee consists of Smith; Sandra Burmeister, Coordinator of Academic Resource Center; Jan Ocker, Director of Financial Aids; and Deborah Henricks, Director of Pre-Cob lege Programs/Champ. The students selected will sign a contractual agreement consisting of a determinations of their personal academic and financial needs. They will be expected to follow a prescribed plan of action, a program that will enhance their graduation probability. Another aim of this program is to provide exposure to advance degree programs. "One of the goals is to get these students into graduate and pre-professional programs," Smith said. "We'll do this by attending college fairs and state sponsored activities." "Our goal is that 3% of our graduates will go on to graduate or pre-professional programs." Because of the late start in getting the program underway, the decision was made to get the first 60 applicants from this year's freshman class. Smith said that applications will be accepted from upperclassmen for next year, but as of yet no guidelines had been set up. Smith said she will remain as advisor for the Black Student Organization (BSO) until her transition is complete. She feels that BSO needs stronger ties with Minority Student Services. "It's important that BSO be tied to an office that can give them assistance," Smith said. "I feel it is incumbent upon the students of BSO that they assume leadership responsibility," Smith emphasized, "responsibility for the student activities and their programming. That way the adviser can be more effective in assisting the organization to achieve its goals." Jarvis wants fair shake from all students Jarvis from page 1 quality of education—if it benefits students directly. "Once people realize what I believe in," he said, "I think they will support me. There have been a number of people who just don't want to listen." Jarvis has also faced criticism of his student status, because he worked as an assistant controller for Super Steel Products Corp. from April 1984 through May 1987. Jarvis said he feels he is in touch with both undergraduate and graduate students, because he received his undergraduate degree from UW-Madison in 1983, and has been a part-time graduate student at UW-Milwaukee since the summer of 1986, and now is a full-time student. His experience as a Teaching Assistant, he said, also qualifies him to represent students. "I think my broad perspective and my broad experience will be beneficial," Jarvis asserted. Jarvis said he originally Parking ills Letter from page 2 so the late comers spill into the regular lot. When we regulars arrive, the only open places are in the Physical Education lot. I would hardly call walking from Phy Ed to Molinaro a comfortable walk! There are vacant lots available which could easily be was interested in the position of student Regent because, "I felt that I could give something back to the University. The main reason, I think, is that I represent the students and I can voice their concerns." The public hearings before the Senate Education Committee, which allowed student leaders opposing Jarvis to be heard, including representatives from his home school, have ended. After the committee discusses and votes on the nomination, it will make a recommendation for or against to the full Senate. It is here that Jarvis must receive a majority vote to be confirmed. "Most likely I will withdraw my name if I'm not confirmed," Jarvis said. The committee made its decision Wednesday. "I am confident that I will be confirmed," Jarvis said. "I think once I am confirmed, people will realize that I am the student voice, and I will be a good representative." Here from Wales Communication prof adjusting well to Americans' stvle by Chris Rode •!•••• mm ^ .. ' made into close parking lots. If the university is successful in its recruitment efforts, new lots will be essential. It is important that you and your staff give this issue the attention that it deserves. Respectfully, Jolynn Gross, Commuter Student Skilled in the communication aspect of listening, Professor Joseph Gemin, Parkside's newest communication instructor, didn't take too long to figure out that "Sup?" means "What's up?" In 1983, Gemin came to the United States from Wales, where he was raised and received his early education. Up until six weeks ago, he pursued his graduate studies while teaching at Southern Illinois University in the field of organizational communication. Fortunately for the Parkside's communication department, Gemin chose to be a part of its faculty because of its unique program in critical studies of organizations and communication theory. Gemin went on to emphasize that in the field of communication "you won't find a program like Parkside's anywhere in the States." Most programs, according to Gemin, concentrate on mainstream communication. He believes the program here is Communication professor Joesph Gemin unique because it concencultures of Britain trates on critical studies of communication which is unheard of at most universities. Gemin's emphasis is on organizations- what they are, what they do, and how they operate. In his dissertation, he proposed to redefine organizations and their function in our life. Although his studies are extremely interesting and valuable, he has encountered many differences between the and the United States, especially on the interpersonal level. The transition to a different culture has been both a frustrating and humorcus experience for the new communication professor. One of the main problems Gemin found was the difference in the senses of humor between Europeans and Americans. Stressing that this is not a criticism, Gemin observed that Americans seem to take themselves very seriously and issues and events less seriously. In Europe, for example, issues are important, but a person's ego is not too significant. "I think people get very defensive in this country when they think you're making fun of them without looking at the context in which the poking fun is being made," he said. "Often it's meant to say, 'hey, you're my friend and I feel comfortable with you, so I can say this about you." This mixed interpretation of humor has not been a major dilemma for Gemin. One principal aspect of American culture Gemin is thrilled about is our greetings to one another. He enjoys th< "hello's" of passersby an< the "how are you's" of ac quaintanees, friends and stu dents. He emphasized his ap proval of the warm feelinj Americans show by acknow] edging the presence of an other as a human being Gemin feels it's really nice t say and hear "hi" or "excus me. ' Britain, he says coul use more of this America' friendliness and hospitality. Although the everyday mis interpretations and ways o being and thinking in a differ ent culture than Gemin's owi have been and continue to bi challenge, he has obvioush made a positive adjustment. 1810 Sheridan Road Kenosha, Wis. North Side SUPERETTE GROCERIES . BEER » HQUQR . SELF.RFm;,r^._S^" R-. uw H W Y "E" Ranger Thursday, October 1, 1987 11 BREAKING THE SILENCE by Heathen (Combat) Attention, rivet heads, there is a band on the block that is going to rock you to like an avalanche. Heathen's debut release "Breaking the Silence" is a scorcher! Heathen are a little hard to place in the* metal spectrum (a sure sign that this band is on to something), but if they have to be given a classification it would probably be somewhere between Queensryehe (the first E.P.) and Metallica. In other words, they have a great deal of technical competence as well as the ability to mosh hard. Produced by guitar great Ronnie Montrose, (who shows no signs of mellowing with age), the album has a burning upfront guitar mix over a tight and driving low end. The only place where Heathen has some maturing to do is in the lyrical department (let's face it, fellows, the doom and gloom school is overcrowded), but this is easily overlooked when you have tracks as strong as "Set Me Free" and "Death by Hanging." So find your nearest wall, crank up listening apparatus and bash along with one of metal's most promising bands, Heathen. Bernie Doll TRUE(NORTH)STRONG AND FREE by D.O.A. (Profile) Hardcore punk with an aggressive sense of humor permeates this exhilarating release from Canada's D.O.A. "Nasty Training Camp" is perhaps the most typical as well as the most pulsating track on the album, while their cover of fellow Canadians' Bachman Turner Overdrive's "Taking Care of Business" is redefined from the perspective of the unemployed rather than the selfemployed. For listeners who enjoy stepping far outside the mainstream of things, D.O.A. is adept at the punk sensibilities and melodic structure without stumbling into offensive territory. Their stance does not come against all that exists (eschewing any philosophies that everything sucks), while their music is at once aggressive if a bit lacking in diversity. This album is best described as alternative rock and roll that does not become at all wimpy or mellow. Recommended! Jim Neibaur HAGAR by Sammy Hagar (Warner Bros.) Both as a soloist and as the major force behind Van Halen's new sound, Sammy Hagar has established himself as a true American rockand- roller. His latest release, a selftitled album produced by Eddie Van Halen, picks up where Sammy's solo career left off. The LP's single, "Give to Live," is atypical of the rocker's usual style. The balladlike melody and meaningful lyrics make it likeable for even the mellow music enthusiasts, while Sammy's raspy vocals and biting guitar licks keep the rockers happy. Another unique track is "Standin' at the Same Ol' Crossroads," in which the only instrumental backup to the vocals is a guitar playing a series of randomly selected chords and notes. As for the rest of the tracks, Sammy's style of old dominates. If "I Can't Drive 55" could make it to the top of the charts, it's obvious that Hagar's standard lack of deep meaningful lyrics doesn't hinder the success of his songs. The main point of this music is to promote a good time, and this album does just that. Patti Nitz BRIGHTER THAN A THOUSAND SUNS by Killing Joke (Virgin) Killing Joke is by far one of the better groups to emerge out of the wreckage left by the punk movement, combining biting lyrics with devastating musical arrangements to create such underground classics as "Complications" and "Eighties." However, their approach has somewhat changed on this, their first American release. The arrangements here are more orchestral in nature as opposed to the more simplistic and harsh tone of their earlier work. The album is rather gothic in its style, but this is not to say that Killing Joke has lost its street sensibilities. The energy and punch that this band carries is not diminished by a more prominent keyboard sound and few midtempo tracks. Standout numbers on the album are "Chessboards," "Twilight of the Mortal" and the final cut, "Rubicon." All of Killing Joke's talents are visible on "Brighter than a Thousand Suns,"--their wit, their power, their depth, and their musical prowess. If you have yet to discover one of Britain's finest imports this record provides one hell of an introduction. Bernie Doll MAD AT THE WORLD by Mad At The World (Frontline) Seeing the somewhat pretentious title of this band and LP, I expected to hear an incoherent psycho-babble on the social injustices of this world. Fortunately, I got an Short Cuts entertaining crossbreed of Oingo Boingo and Depeche Mode. This three man band has taken the new music technology available and used it to create the next generation of industrial New Wave. Vocalist Roger Rose warbles across this collection of dance poetry in a soothing soprano while computerized drums and synthesizer pound out an energetic background. Mad At The World is a band of contrast. In "No More Innocence," they open with an orchestral movement that is completely forgotten once the first drum beat of the main song opens. They use the unrhymed poetry and lamentation of groups like The Smiths or the Cure and weave it into a funky dance beat to produce a new style. It may seem a bit redundant for a band to release a self-titled single on a selftitled LP, but even this works. The song "Mad At The World" is a beat-rocker straight from the early days of New Wave. Mad At The World is a band that redefines the cliches to create new ones. It's simple dance music with a complex formula. Tyson Wilda FEARFUL SYMMETRY by DA (Frontline) My first impression of what DA sounds like, is what The Monkees would sound like with a twist of Christianity. I really don't know how to classify this quartet of Christian rockers because of their unique sound and lyrical contents that praise the body, God, and nature. Although this album was quite painful to listen to, I did find one track called "A Sigh for You," that reminded me of the song "Sleepwalk," by Ultravox. That was impressive. For the most part I think that DA are concentrating too much on their lyrics, and not putting enough emphasis on their melodies. George Koenig Earn Money $ While - Selling Ads Stop In The Ranger Office ESQUIRE by Esquire (Warner Bros.) What happens when wellwritten lyrics are combined with three musically incompetent people? Either a best-selling book of poetry or an album which puts to waste a perfectly good piece of vinyl. Unfortunately, Esquire has decided to take the album route. This self-titled release starts off bad and gets gradually worse. Throughout the album, the vocalist maintains notes that seem to be at the maximum level audible to the human ear (unfortunately). Halfway through side A, this pitch becomes so annoying that a defenseless listener begins to wish that the microphone would be handed to the drummer. This in itself wouldn't be so bad if the singer hit notes that formed some kind of melody instead of selecting vocal attacks at random. It's hard to describe individual songs, since they all sound the same. If the spaces between them were removed, the listener would be left with one extremely long annoying song. Maybe the spaces should be left and the songs removed. In short, Esquire is a musical project that shouldn't have been allowed to happen. Do yourself a favor and wait for the best-selling book of poetry! Jim Neibaur CONTAGIOUS by Y&T (Warner Brothers) A* Yesterday and Today, they were considered too raw. Y&T, they mellowed a bit too much. And now, with a change of attitude and record labels, Y&T has found a niche that rests between their early raw sound and a more synthesized power pop style. The results are great. The album's title cut is typical of its entire structure: fast, clean riffs backed by strong hard rock beats. Taking position in the nether world of power pop, but remaining above the true heavy metal area, Y&T have basically discovered where their sound belongs. Never successful as a heavy metal act (the aggressive passion just wasn't there), Y&T instead opted for a much lighter approach. While already reaching that extreme, they now have doubled back and found . th e sound that best suits the band's abilities. Jim Neibaur SEUmNG I-OI ovvr 100 years I leileman's ()ld Style Beer and baseball have made quite a team. Enjoy the same. 12 Thursday, October 1, 1987 Ranger Int'l studies offers trip A 19-day study tour of Australia and New Zealand will be offered by the International Studies Program and the University's Continuing Education Office next July 6- 24. - Estimated cost of the tour is $2,275. (That amount is subject to change due to inflation.) It includes all air and ground transportation, hotels, breakfasts and dinners. For complete information call 553-2312. The itinerary includes visits to Melbourne, Canberra, Sydney, Armidale, The Gold Coast, Brisbane, Cairns and Auckland. Persons have the option of participating in a Sydney Opera House dinnertour and a tour of the Brisbane World Exposition for an additional $100. Study tour leader Chelvadurai Manogaran, a Parkside geography and international —Selected Shorts studies professor who is a native of Sri Lanka, will teach an orientation course required for participants who want to take the study tour for academic credit. The 10-day course will be held two weeks prior to the trip. Among points of interest visited during the tour will be the Victorian Arts Center in Melbourne, -the Australian Parliament in Canberra, the Balli in Sydney, Surfer's Paradise on the Gold Coast, The Great Barrier Reef off Cairns, and the Maori Caves in Auckland. DOUBLE DELICIOUS! 2 FOR $7.95! Get two hot. delicious 12" cheese pizzas for just $7.95 - delivered to your door in thirty minutes or less. And remember our Double Guarantee: If your pizza V . >'fl ight. If it's la _. GIVE YOU $3.00 OFF! Call isn't right, we'll make it right. late. WE'LL us for details! To take advantage of this offer, simply present your coupon to the delivery person. mm a u o 5 < •n Z N Pm o y a a. (Tax not included) AVOID THE NOID"". CALL DOMINO'S PIZZA! Call Us Kenosha! 654-5070 2136 Washington 652-1222 8028 22nd Avenue 654-5577 4919 60th Street Hours: 4:30pm-1:00am Sun.-Thurs. 4:30pm-2:00am Fri. & Sat. 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Labor mgmt. discussed Labor from page 6 a social equilibrium and the risks are tied, I think, to some subtle and not so subtle anti-union feelings." This could cause a new era of social bitterness and management may find the consequences of new industrial reltions very costly. "In the end it seems it may be least costly for management to simply deal with unions. Management does not have to give the store away, but both sides must have a mutual respect for each other," commented Meyer. Umitpd drthwy ireu Drtvv» carry laaa than $20. ©1987 Oomtntf a Pint. Inc. APARTMENT HOTEL ROOMS Available. Full maid service. Telephone, furnished. Weekly rates from $120. Monthly, rates from $400. APPLE VALLEY LODGE, Racine. 637-7911. DISORDERLIES The Fat Boys, an obese rap group, have made a comedy movie that the ads are comparing to the Three Stooges. Unfortunately it doesn't even reach those minimal standards. "Disorderlies" has the Boys in the title role as inept workers of the medical profession, something the Stooges themselves did in "Men in Black," Dizzy Doctors," and "From Nurse to Worse." And the Boys engage in the same sloppy slapstick and unmotivated petty violence to bring their point across. Ralph Bellamy stars as the hapless old gentleman whom the boys rehabilitate, while Anthony Geary (who left TV soap fame to achieve big screen status) portrays the evil nephew out to kill Bellamy for his inheritance (has this been done?). Cameos by Helen Reddy and Rick Neilson of Cheap Trick assist in giving the film a "Love Boat" look. HELLRAISER If you're looking for a movie that uses all the tired old boring conventions of its genre, that is offensively sick and violent, and that is so predictable that you know what is going to occur a week in advance the "Hellraiser" is the film for you. The storyline is as original as a Joe Biden speech. Husband and second wife move back to the suburbs after living in the city. The wife, frigid and bitchy, is constantly reminded of an obsessive affair she had with her husband's brother (the black sheep of the family heavily into occult practices), who now is brought back from his exile in the sadist Hilton after his brother's blood seeps through the floor of the ominous attic room. One cannot forget the loving independent daughter who also moves in to be close to Daddy. She at least is a strong female character, but if you haven't seen this before, you have been in a coma during the eighties. Director and writer Clive Barker gives us so much used material, a foreboding heartbeat, whispering spiritlike voices, bizare dream sequences, a mysterious nomad, a talking corpse, and, to top it off, a house that falls apart at the end, (do you think this clown knows who Poe is?). Even the monsters here look like a combination of rejects from the bar scenes in Star Wars and strays left over from Aliens. Barker presents nothing scary, it is all triteness and sickness (at least Wes Craven has a sense of humor). If you're in the mood for a movie that not only insults your intelligence but also your stomach, "Hellraiser" is for you. Bernie Doll Art display slated "The Industrial Landscape," a show of paintings and drawings by Chicago free-lance artist and illustrator Thomas James, whose work has appeared in Playboy magazine, will be on display in the Parkside Communication Arts Gallery from Monday, Oct. 5 through Thursday, Oct. 29. James will give a free public talk on his art at 3:30 p.m. Oct. 29 in the gallery. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday and from 7 to 10 p.m. Wednesday and Thursday. Admission is free and the public is encouraged to visit. James' highly structured and colorful work has appeared in numerous shows and won many awards. He has created paintings, illustrations, logos and posters for dozens of clients including Playboy, Video Action magazine, the Chicago Board of Education, Beltone Hearing Aids, the Greater Chicago Mental Health Association, and Gitanes Restaurant in Chicago. Doc says problems remain Doc from page 13 desegregetion in 1987-1 thought that was all settled in 1964. The Los Angeles Dodgers fired a man named A1 Campanis, a front office worker in the organization. He was fired because he said that blacks didn't have what it takes to hold a managerial position in a baseball franchise. The Reverend Jesse Jackson said of Campanis that he engaged in locker room talk and gossip to the public. As if there aren't enough problems, there are white supremist groups plotting and scheming to overthrow this country! But that is still not the icing on the cake. The icing comes from the Soviet Union's so-n->so Gorbechev. Mr. Gorbechev suggested to our very own president-you know, the cowboy who was against the Civil Rights Actthat this country would not have its racial problems if they gave blacks their own state. By the way, are there any black Russians? Ranger Thursday, October 1,1987 13 Annual ski trip a real deal by Terri DeRosier Asst. Feature Editor Parkside Activities Board (PAB) is planning "Ski Week *88" to Telluride, Colorado. Ski Week will be held from January 2 - 11, 1988. Tom Yull, recreation chairman for PAB is coordinating the trip along with Diane Welsh, director of student activities. Telluride has been described as one of the most beautiful ski resorts in the Rockies. Not only does Telluride offer some of the best skiing with three levels of ski runs, private instructions and NASTAR competitions, Telluride also has ice skating, sleigh rides and snowmobiling. Also available are shops and boutiques, art galleries and lots of tantalizing restaurants. The trip includes deluxe motor coach transportation from Parkside to Telluride. Upon arrival, lodging will be in condominiums with accommodations for six students in each. The condos are 300 feet from the Coonskin Lift. They have 3 bedrooms, kitchen, a fireplace, an outdoor heated pool and some of the condos have hot tubs in them. Also PAB member Tom Yull included in the price of the trip is a five day lift ticket, with the option to buy a sixth day. Yull said that this trip is held in association with the National Collegiate Ski Association (NCSA). As part of the trip, NCSA is sponsoring two parties at night that will have live bands, and a barbecue on the hill. NCSA will also sponsor two ski races. "One will be a fun race, where you might have to go through the gates backwards, do somersaults and all kinds of crazy things," Yull said. They will also have a professionally run NASTAR race. PAB will also be offering prizes to those students who go on the trip. Those prizes will be given away on the bus on the way to Colorado. "Last year we had 90 people," Yull stated, "but this year we are only taking 47«so students who are interested should sign up early." Anyone interested should sign up in the Student Life Office in Union 209 with Diane Welsh. Not only are students encouraged to go, but also faculty and alumni. -The cost of the trip is $310.00 for 10 days. A deposit of $75.00 is due October 15. The balance of $235.00 i s due on November 25. Included in the price is a $25.00 refundable deposit for the condo. "This trip is going to be a lot of fun," Yull said, "and you'll lose money by not going!" Book Review As Doc sees it Social problems revisited by Doc Mallory "They say America is the land of plenty, A little have a lot, a lot don't have any." I remember writing this in my social stratification class a couple of years ago. It was right after I read that five percent of the population controls most of this country's wealth. I have never been ashamed of being black-not ever! In a classroom of all whites, I get along quite fine, but I have always hated when people equate being black with being poor. Am I prejudiced? This was a question I would always get back to because the soul searching and constant thinking would get me so frustrated that it would come to that question. Then when I think about how the system is trying to keep the lower middle class and lower classes out of college, it just pisses me off! Reagan doesn't know how much he is going to mess up my final year of college. I mean let's look back at it. We are able to vote at age 18; drive at age 16; drink at age 21, but, for financial aid, we are not looked at as independent people unless we are 23 or 24. This makes perfect sense.. The educational grants have been cut, but what else is new? My money for school is being cut, but meanwhile my brother who is in the Air Force is getting a raise. Hummm, makes you think, don't it? We're living in a world no one can predict, but I've noticed that race consciousness is becoming a must, as if it hasn't always been! My ears have been listening and my eyes have been open checking out the whole scene. This year in Milwaukee, they are having a trial concerning desegregation in the suburbs. Imagine that! A trial on Doc see page 12 by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor SHOOTING STARS: HEROES AND HEROINES OF WESTERN FILM Edited by Archie P. McDonald (Indiana University Press) While there have been countless books on the western film, this study is nevertheless a very welcome and significant contribution. McDonald compiles a dozen different essays on important western players by various writers who are particularly well-versed and interested in this important film genre. As westerns are central to the development of film, McDonald has carefully chosen essays which detail the western cinema from its earliest stars to its television inception. Along with chapters on the usual cowboy luminaries like William S. Hart. John Wayne, Gary Cooper, Randolph Scott, and Clint Eastwood, McDonald also offers essays on Ken Maynard, Gene Autry, Audie Murphy, and such interesting related topics as "Western Film, Ronald Reagan, and the Western Metaphor" by Michael E. Welsh, "Women in Western Films: The Civilizer, The Saloon Singer, and Their Modern Sister" by Sandra Kay Schakel, and "When Television Wore Six-Guns: Cowboy Heroes on TV" by Gary Yoggy. Through these essays the reader can adequately understand the various stages western cinema underwent from the silents to television. The distinct differences between the authentic silent features, the Saturday Matinee "B" Westerns, the Cold War west-, ems of the fifties, the spa-* ghetti westerns bf the seventies, and the apparent demise of the western film by the eighties, are as diverse as the differences between each actor's presentation of his ideal western character. And within the chapters is a wealth of information on the essay topic as well as an analysis on how this particular ingredient was significant to the genre of the western cinema. The chapter on television, for instance, covers the cowboy heroics of The Lone Ranger as well as the superficial gimmickery and style without-substance methods of later shows like "The Wild Wild West." Attempting to unerstand the diversity and complexities of the western in the American cinema according to its more predominant players is a fascinating concept. Thus this collection of essays very boldly celebrates the genre while attempting to understand it through the work of its most significant on-screen contributors. The book is enhanced by some 40-odd photos, annotations at the end of each chapter, and an appendix following the chapter on TV westems which lists all, of the western and western-related programs to hit the tube. 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LA Dream's final ^score came on the last play of the game when Doug Londo threw a 50 yard pass to Louie Lewis. Grapplers II started off their season by chalking up a win over the Party Animals 19-13 in a close game. Scott Stephenson led the Grapplers with two TD passes, the first being a 25 yard pass to Mark Hemauer. Party Animals answered with a TD from Jim Barret to brother Joe. Half time score was 7-6 with the Grapplers ahead. Grapplers II added two TD's in the second half on a Stephenson to Dale Hall pass, and a 10 yard run by Mark Hemauer. Jim and Joe Barrett teamed up again in the second half for the PA's second TD. Grapplers I opened with a win over the FMC Dough Boys by a score of 25-0. Ted Price ran the first two TD's in, one from 10 yards out and the second from 50. Price scored again on a 40 yard pass from Shawn Yde. The final TD came on a pass from Jack Danner to Mark Dubey, Dubey's first TD of this three year flag football career at Parkside. Soccer is the next Sunday intramural event taking place on October 11 at 2 p.m. Entries are in the PE office. Get a team together! Ranger teams ranked nationally In the latest National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA) ratings, three Parkside sports teams are included. The women's cross country team, the defending NAIA champions, are rated fourth in the initial poll of the season, behind perenially strong teams Emporia State (KS), Hillsdale (MI) and Adams State (CO). The Ranger runners garnered three first place votes. Other state schools in the poll are Milwaukee (ninth) Oshkosh (13th), LaCrosse (15th) and Eau Claire (19th). The men's cross country team is ranked 15th in the first poll. Adams State, Wetern State (CO) and North Florida are the top three teams. Eau Claire (sixth) and Milwaukee (13th) are also rated. In soccer, the Parkside team jumped into the top 20 in the second poll. They are ranked 19th with a 7-1-0 record, the lone loss coming in against Wisconsin, an NCAA Division,I school. They were not rated last week. Two other teams from NAIA Area 5, both from Illinois, are ranked ahead of the Rangers; McKendree is fifth with a 5-0-0 record and last year's national champion, Sangamon State, is currently ranked 10th with a 4-2-1 record. dHiie £&uieet Featuring a Full Selection of Candy and Nuts • Cashews • Pistachios • Chocolate Covered Peanuts • Malted Milk Balls • Peanut Clusters • Gummy Bears • Jelly Beans • Caramels • Assorted Hard Candies and more OPEN 10AM TO 2PM MONDAY thru FRIDAY Located on the Main Concourse in the WLLC Ironman contest examines strength and endurance by Ted Price The Parkside wrestling team completed its fourth annual Ironman Contest last week. Mark Dubey, winner of the 1985 Ironman Contest, was the overall champion for the second time in three years. The Ironman Contest, devised by wrestling coach Jim Koch, is an eight-event contest designed to see which wrestlers have spent time in an off-season training program. The eight events include a 100 yard dash, a 40 yard dash, a rope climb, and the number of sit-ups one can do in two minutes. The strength events are a bench press for repetitions at each wrestler's own body weight, leg press for repetitions at twice each wrestler's body weight, and a bench press and leg press for max which is divided by each wrestler's own body weight. Dividing the bench press and leg press for max by a wrestler's body weight is a way to determine a strength equivalent between large and small people. Obviously, a 200 lb. person should be able to bench press more than a 150 lb. person. However, if a 150 lb. person bench presses 225 lbs. and a 200 lb. person bench presses 250 lbs., the smaller person has pressed 1.5 times his own weight while the larger person has pressed only 1.25 times his own weight. Thus, it can be said that, regardless of size, the 150 lb. person is stronger than the 200 lb. person even though the 200 lb. person has pressed more actual weight. In the Ironman Contest, points are awarded depending on the number of people entered in the contest. This year, with nineteen wrestlers competing, each first place was worth 19 pts., second place was worth 18 pts., etc. on down to two pts. for eighteenth place and one pt. for last place. In the eight events, two new records were set. In the leg press for max, Doug Parker and Todd Stephenson each pressed 525 lbs. Since they each weighed 157 lbs., their max at 3.344 times their body weight placed them in a tie for the new record. Arthur Demerath set the other record by doing 115 sit-ups in two minutes, eclipsing his 1985 record of 106 sit-ups. Parker also won the bench press for max with a lift 1.847 times his own body weight, bench pressing 290 lbs. Mark Hemauer sprinted to a time of 11.20 seconds to win the 100 yard dash. Nick Manriquez won the 40 yard dash with a time of 4.85 seconds while Ted Price climbed the rope in the wrestling gym in 6.28 seconds to win that event. Tim Whiting leg pressed twice his body weight (305 lbs.) 156 times to win the leg press for repetitions while Mark Dubey won the bench press for repetitions by bench pressing his body weight (165 lbs.) 30 times. Dubey also set an all-time record for the highest percentage of the maximum points possible. With eight events at nineteen points each, the maximum number of points possible was 152. Dubey's 132 points meant he scored .907 percent of the maximum. This is roughly an equivalent to placing third in each event, a remarkable feat based on the diversity of the events. The top ten placers for the 1987 Ironman Contest are as follows: CHAMPION - Mark Dubey 132 pts. 2nd place - Scott Stephenson 116 pts. 3rd place - Todd Stephenson 114.5 pts. 4th place - Doug Parker 113.5 pts. 5th place - Tim Whiting 106 pts. 6th place - Ted Price 100.5 pts. 7th place - Jack Danner 89 pts. 8th place- Dale Hall 87.5 pts. 9th place - Dean John 87.5 pts. 10th place - Mark Hemauer 84.5 pts. Rangers 6-0 to start season convincingly Baseball from page 16 the third when the Ranger hitters finally found their bats, scoring four times in a rally capped off by a two run double by Reikowski. The Rangers then sent twelve men to the plate in a seven run fourth inning. Peiffer went three innings for the victory, striking out five and giving up three hits. Sophomore Darrin Pluscota struck out the side in the fourth and jun- REMEMBER SUPPORT OUR ADVERTISERS ior Doug Londo, despite giving up a solo home run, also struck out the side in giving Parkside its fifth consecutive victory at 12-2. In game two it was all Parkside. In the first inning, Parkside sent 17 batters to the plate, scoring 13 runs with extra base hits by Armond Bonofiglio, Wes Root, pitcher Joel Bumgarner, and pitcher Rob Peiffer, who hit a three run home run in his first collegiate at-bat. In the second it was more of the same as 15 Rangers batted in' an 11 run second. Ken Neese hit a three-run shot, his second homer of the season and freshman Andy Hansen had a two-run blast to go with extra base hits by Tony Bonofiglio and Tim Moore. While the Ranger bats were stuck on automatic, pitchers Steve Leonhard and Jeff Lemmermann were combining on a four-hitter, with Lemmermann striking out seven in three innings to notch the victory in the 26-2 trouncing. On the season, the Rangers are hitting .374 as a team with 80 runs scored in six games. Shortstop Ken Neese leads in home runs (2), hits (11), and batting average (.500), third baseman Brian Gauthier leads in RBI's with 10, and catcher Gary Fritsch in on-base percentage (.789). Joel Bumgdrner and Jeff Lemmermann have nine strikeouts each through five and six innings respectively, Rob Peiffer and Lemmermann are both 1-0 with ERA'S of 1.50, Bumgarner has an ERA of 1.80, and Joe Rick did not give up a run in three innings of work in going 1-0. The staff as a whole has struck out 44 and walked only 19 in holding opponents to a .245 batting average. Tennis team 'pleasing' TTAennnnSifsk from pag- e 1^ 5mm sey-Kim Vanderbush lost to Eau Claire, 2-6, 4-6, and defeated Carroll, 6-1, 2-6, 6-4 while losing to St. Norbert, 2- 6, 4-6. Coach Miller commented, "Kathy and Kim got better as the day went on, and they got a lot of experience." Overall, Coach Miller was very pleased with the way her team played in the invitational, and in the way they have played up to this point in the season. = a = Ranger Thursday, October 1,1987 1 5^ Lady netters sixth in Invit'l photo by Ken McCray Number four singles player Elizabeth Spalla strokes a forehand by Randy LeCount Sports Editor The women's tennis team had a relatively good showing this past week, losing to Cornell 6-3, defeating Beloit 5-4, while tying for sixth place in the extremely tough Whitewater Invitational, raising their dual record to 5-3. On Sept. 24 the lady Rangers traveled to Beloit to take on first Cornell, and then Beloit in a three-team meet. As it turned out, the early start in the morning and the long trip to Beloit didn't exactly help the Rangers. Head coach Wendy Miller definitely noticed this against Cornell. "We didn't play very well at all. I don't know if we were asleep or what, but we didn't play our best," she commented. As it turned out, the three winners for the netters were Amy Tropin at number three singles, as she won 10-8 in a nine game pro set; Kathy Livesey at number six, 9-3; and Ann Althoff-Tropin at number one doubles, 10-8. Things definitely got better against Beloit as the Rangers woke up to defeat them for the first time ever. The awakening suited Miller just fine. "It was like a night and day difference between the two matches. We played muchmore aggressive, and I was very pleased with the win." Winning for the Rangers in pro sets were Stacey Stanich 9-5; Tropin 10-9, 7-0 in the tiebreaker; Elizabeth Spalla 9- 4; and Livesey 9-7. In doubles, the number one team of Althoff-Tropin were the only winners by a 9-2 score. The lady Rangers spent a beautiful Sept. 26 Saturday in Whitewater in the 12-team invitational, and finished very respectably. The doubles team of Althoff- Tropin went all the way to the semi-finals before losing to the number one seed from Whitewater, 3-6, 3-6. Earlier in the day, the duo defeated the number three seed from Oshkosh, 5-7, 6-3, 6-3, and a UW-Milwaukee team, 6-1, 6-0. Coach Miller noted that "Ann and Amy played very well against one of the best doubles teams in the state. I feel that Ann and Amy can hold their own in the state playoffs." The doubles team of Stanich- Spalla lost to Oshkosh, 6- 7, 2-6, and beat Carthage, 6-2, 6-1, before bowing to St. Norbert, 4-6, 4-6. Coach Miller stated, "Stacey and Beth lack experience playing together, but are starting to get smarter together, too." The doubles team of Live- Tennis see page 14 Golfers stay consistent by Robb Luehr The Parkside golf team has been a model of consistency so far this year. On Sunday and Monday, Sept. 20-21, the Rangers captured their third straight top five finish, this time at the Mascountin Collegiate meet in Berlin, WI. Parkside took fifth place in the meet, which Oshkosh won by one stroke over Stout, with Stevens Point third, Eau Claire fourth and Whitewater sixth. Fourteen teams competed in the meet. Scott Schuit led the Ranger charge with a (77-79 )-l56, good for a top ten finish individually, with Dave Wente second with (79-80)-159. The other four team members were bunched together as two shot 165 and two shot 166. Scott Brandt had 84-81, Jeff Lewis has 87-78, Steve Gerber had 84-82 and Steve Jerrick has 86-80. Team scores were Oshkosh 781, Stout 782, Stevens Point 792, Eau Claire 802, Parkside 808, Whitewater 812. Dan Thomas (75-75) and Craig Geerts (75-75) of Oshkosh and Jason Zahradka (76- 74) of Stevens Point shared medalist honors with 150 totals. Kickers boot record Help Wanted: Classifieds by Jason Caspers After a convincing 3-1 victory at Lawrence University on Wednesday, Sept. 23, the Parkside soccer team traveled to UW-Green Bay on Sunday, Sept. 27, and dropped a heartbreaker 4-2. The Rangers powered their way to a 3-1 win over Lawrence to improve their record to 8-1. They were led by Brian O'Malley. Jim Chomko, and Mike Riley who scored one goal each. Their record was dropped to 8-2 after dropping a 4-2 decision to Green Bay, despite two Ranger goals by Jens Hansen. Ranger coach Rick Kilps was somewhat critical of the way Green Bay scored their four goals, coming on two penalty kicks and two INK FAR SIDE free kicks. "It's hard to handle when all their goals were scored on dead balls," Kilps stated in a phone interview last Monday. He then added, "It makes you wonder how they've gone 74 and 20 at home. I'll have to see how we come back after this one." Kilps also talked about a tough game coming up for the soccer team on Wed., Sept. 30 at home against the University of Illinois-Chicago, which will be televised. Results of Wednesday's game will be In the Ranger next week. 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(Mockba is Russian for Moscow.) Arend went with a team of hearing-impaired athletes from all over the United States. This same team went to Mexico in 1985 for the Deaf Olympic Games. The team flew nine hours from New York to Yugoslavia, and when they arrived, the team was informed they had lost their seats on the plane to Moscow. After waiting a day and a >half, the team finally got on a ""plane and headed down the runway. Before the plane could get off the ground, it turned around, and everyone ' on the plane had to go through customs again, and then they were allowed to take off. Arend says he is still not sure why the plane was stopped, whether it was because of all the Americans on board, or if it was just mechanical difficulties with the plane. When they finally arrived in Moscow, they were a day and a half late and there was no one at the airport to meet r them. "Because we got there after 8 at night," Arend said, "we had to wait until morning to get a ride. All through out Russia there is no phone communication after 8 p.m." The team had to wait eight hours in the Moscow airport before the coach could make arrangements to get them picked up. "We really couldn't sleep," Arend said. Parkside wrestler Ken Arend showing his gold in Russia "There were KGB agents everywhere, particularly around us." The team was finally picked up at the airport, and they were taken directly to the arena to wrestle. "We were to weigh in right away," Arend stated. "We had nothing to eat, no sleep for quite some time, and we were just supposed to weigh in and wrestle. A lot of us were pretty upset." "We had to open the ceremonies," Arend continued. "The ceremony was really nice. All the countries went out with their flags, and stood under their larger flag hanging from the ceiling." According to Arend the six countries that took part in the tournament were Russia, Bulgaria, Romania, Yugoslavia, Canada and the United States. After the flag ceremony, three ladies came out dressed in traditional Russian dress and one of them carried bread that tasted like a salted pretzel. She went to every country's flag carrier and each one took a piece of the bread and ate it. "This was supposed to be a symbol of unity and sharing," Arend said. Arend wrestled both Greco- Roman and Freestyle and reThe opening week for the Parkside Ranger baseball team turned out to be very successful as they swept three doubleheaders from Milwaukee teams. After opening the season with 7-3 and 12-7 victories over Marquette, the Rangers went up against MATC at Milwaukee's Rainbow Field. In game one, Joel Bumgarner started on the mound and, after giving up one run in the first inning, was untouchable. He struck out nine and talked none in five innings, giving up only four hits. He was provided with all the offense he needed in the fourth when Parkside scored three times. The rally was keyed by a two run single from DH Tim Moore. After scoring once in the fifth, the Rangers put the game away by scoring seven times in the sixth. In the inning, Brian Gauthier lined a two run double and Gary Fritsch followed with an RBI triple to break the game wide open. Final score: UWP 11, MATC 1. In game two, the Rangers struck early with first baseman Jeff Reikowski's two run triple, giving Parkside a two run lead. It was short-lived, however, because MATC came up with two runs in their half of the first to tie the score. After answering MATC with one run in the top of the second, Parkside found themselves trailing 5-3 when MATC scored three times in the second. The Ranger hitters responded quickly though, scoring three times in the third with Gary Fritsch singling in what turned out to be the game winner with two out. They then broke the game open in the fourth, sending ten men to the plate and scoring five times. Freshman Joe Rick recorded the victory for the Rangers with three strong innings of one-hit ball. MATC did mount a rally in the sixth against John Hagen, another freshman pitcher, but he settled down to close the door on MATC. The final score in the night cap was 13-9. Sunday, the Rangers played at home for the first time, taking on MSOE. Again, Parkside fell behind early when starter Rob Peiffer was reached for one run in the first. That run held up until Baseball see page 16 ceived gold medals in-each event. Although the Americans did very well in their individual events, the team itself finished with a silver medal, coming in behind the Russian team. Before leaving Moscow, Arend said the team spent one day touring the city. "We saw the Kremlin, statues of Lenin, the Red Square and the tomb of their unknown soldier. We also saw the point where Hitler was stopped and Russia lost 20 million people. "We were taken every - vhere by KGB agents," Arend said. "We were not allowed to go anywhere by ourselves. We were told to stay in the hotel, so we did." "If you left the hotel you were on your own," Arend recalled. Arend said that once one of the American athletes left the hotel, and when he tried to get back in he realized that he had not taken his U.S. identification with him. "The guard at the door wasn't going to let him in," Arend said. "She kept pushing him back outside. Luckily one of the KGB agents who had been with us since we had gotten there recognized him, went over to the guard, showed his badge and the athlete was allowed back in. "No one questions the actions of the KGB over there," Arend stated. "While we were shopping, the lines were so long; and we only had a certain amount of time, so the KGB agent went to the front of the line, showed his badge and the clerk took care of us right away." Although Arend said he thought the trip was very educational, giving him a chance to learn first-hand the history of Russia, he has no desire to go back. "I really noticed my loss of freedom over there," Arend said. "We had people come up to us to help them get out of Russia. Our coach warned us that things like that might happen. He told us that we just had to walk away because if we interfered, we might not come home ourselves. "It was really scary," Arend said. "I just never want to go back. I was so happy to be back in the United States. When I flew into Milwaukee, it was really good to see Lake Michigan again!'' Arend is now trying to raise money to sponsor another trip with the same team. He will be going to New Zealand in December of 1989. He needs to raise four thousand dollars, and he will go to major companies in the area, but he will also rely on the support of family and friends. He feels that with his experience in these competitions, and with his winning record he stands a good chance in raising the money he needs. "Right now I'm the best in the United States of the hearing- impaired athletes," Arend said, "and I hope to carry that over to New Zealand." Arend is not wrestling with the Parkside team this semester. "I hope to wrestle in open tournaments through Parkside," Arend said, "and I want to help out Coach Koch in any way I can." Rangers sweep doubleheaders SOCCER Sat., Oct. 3 - At Beloit College, 5 p.m. VOLLEYBALL Fri. and Sat., Oct. 2-3 - At the UW-Milwaukee Tournament; play begins at 5 p.m. Fri., resumes at 9 a.m. Sat. Mon., Oct. 5 - At UW-Madison, 7:30 p.m. WOMEN'S TENNIS Sat., Oct. 3 - At UW-Oshkosh, 10 a.m. Tues., Oct. 6 - Home vs. Carroll College, 3 p.m. At Wed., Oct. 7 - Concordia (111.) College, Lake Forest, 3 p.m. CROSS COUNTRY Sat., Oct. 3 - At the Golden Gopher Invitational, Minneapolis, 11 a.m. GOLF Fri. and Sat., Oct. 2-3 - Parkside hosts the Ranger Invitational; play begins at 9 a.m. BASEBALL men?"13 S&t' °Ct" 2 3 " At the UI"Chicag° Circle Tourna- Sun., Oct. 4 - Home vs. Marquette, noon. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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