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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document APrll 23, 1 987 - Unive rsity ot Wis consin- P a rkside Vol. 1 5, N o . 28 Good Day Sunshine Joel Bumgarner (I) and Mike Gonflantlnl soak up sun Instead of knowledge In their resi-dence hall front yard. Major status delay_ed Senate tables vote on SOC constitution by Jenny OUT Ne~ Editor After fh•e drafts of the Student Organizations Council (SOC) constltututon had been prepared and distributed, SOC chair Don Harmeyer WU very disappointed that the Senate did not approved the constitution or SOC's bid for major status. "! wanted the vote this week because Wednesday is our last SOC meeting for the year, and 1t will be hard to get th18 information back lo these people If the decision ls made next week," said Harmeyer. The Senate was unable to decide whether a simple majority or a two-thirds major!, ty was necessary to pass the motion made by Jan Kratochvil and seconded by Jim Lawell. The consensus ~"U that It would take a tv.-o-thlrds majority, although it Is not Bpe• clally menUoned ln the constitution. Because the Senate presently has 18 membera, a 9-aye vote i.1,ould have been necessary. There were exactly 9 Senntors present at the meeting. The Senate voted to go lnto a ton to diacuss th matter nnd, while in closed 1SC5Slon, • d ctded to tabl lt Senator Kelly Robtnaon ad• mitted that she could not vote ln favor of the bid and oonsU• tuUon becau she had not had the opportunity to read the flnal draft of the constitu• Uon. " I will not pass something that I hnve not read," Robln• aon declnred. "lf you want to underlln the Chang that have bec.n mad 1n lhla drnft, fine, but that's not what's In here. and I do not have Um to sit here and read this now." "I Just feel that SOC llhou• ld.n't uffer becaus of any of the Senators • lrresponalbUlty 1n not checking lhe1r mall soc ... ,,.,,.10 f.ettit ''irritated' ' Bureaucratic snafus delay gift's acceptance by Jenny Carr News Editor I' "It really irritates me that ve had to go through au of this. After I got the donation, that should have been the end : It. 1 should have just given to them and said 'Here's a t~tl~n for you; it's $2.5 mil• .. · It 8 yours; deal with it.• la But that's not the way it au~. seems I've got to do it Ins ve got to get the system ftn~ed for free; I've got to down a way to transport it on and I have to find somean: ~ service 1t at a low cost get th Is difficult for me to ~ at kind of information l't~use I am not officially a Pur sehntlng the univerlsty in Thee astng capacity." In the ~2·5 million donation is Corn orm of an IBM 3033N the Puter and it comes from ~ Wisconsin Physicians th~ce (WPS) courtesy of dent egorts of Parkside Stu( PSGA~v~rnment Association Ut·s eff resident Alex Pet' PPlied orts. Pettit is a senior !'lana computer science, terns ~~ent information sys- The accounting major. Provldedonated system would an opportunity to team some of the more recent computer languages that students are not a ble to leam on the present system. It would also speed up the processing of the information that is run through the current system. , 'The current system we use doesn't have the fire power to change to an MVS (an operating system). It would be questionable if we could do it on a MOD 12· U so it would be a lot of work. They would more than likely do it on a 4381 system but that is three years down the line We're going to graduate a I~t of students before the~ without that experience. Pettit reported. • The university is planning to purchase a new system soon and the one they pl~ to b IBM 4381 will only bring uy, ' to date the system as far up t as the donated equipmen would, according to Pettit. d "Currently the turn aro~ time on a job thrOugh roxi~ computer center is app hich mately 20 minutes, w means only three runs~! hour. This is j,ust ~ing a consuming, Ifthl m ls a prob· program and ere lem with lt, lt takes over an hour to run it throUgh three times. "The behavioral science people have two programs that they run and when they run them, the whole system just freezes up because It 1s not sophisticated enough to handle the load. The same thing happens when the university does registration or grade processing." Pettit also suggest that the university sell the excess Central Processing Unit (CPU) time. "Other universities sell the excess time to local businesses and we could do the same thing here and offset some of the cost of operation because this machine has the power to allow us to do that. we have not been able to do that in the past because the system we have now b~rely keeps up \I.1th our needS. The new system that the university is considering purchasing would cost approx!• mately $475,000, Apparently, this purchase is two years away and they plan to buy an upgrade to the current system which wU1 only meet their needs for two years and then make the major expenditure of the $475,000. Spread out over a ten year period, the expense would be a lltUe more than $50.000 per year and, according to PetUt. the university would be housing a unit that would become obsolete before It Is patd for. The cost of bringtng ln the donated system would be qulte high and the maintenance of it would run approxJrr. ately $50,000 per year. "The beauty of taking advantage of the donnUon Is that the university would not be tied to the system for any length of time. Al any time, the universJty could cancel Inside ... the service contract and throw away the machine," Pettit explained. ''With the purchase of a system, there b no choice-th payments must be made unW the unit 1B paid for and ten years 18 Ufctlme to a computer." Pettit would llke to ck ·ns• alstance from the buBln community ln the wny of contrtbutlons to pn.y for the ln• tallnUon of WPS' donation. PctUt became Interested tn s eking an updated system becnu or his major and what he feels has be n the problem with the US department. Assassins on campus ....................... page 3 James Moody to speak ..................•.. page 5 Powerful film on Holocaust •••••••••••••.• page 7 Pat Mccurdy comes to Mllwaukee ...... page 9 Marter sets new record ................... page 12 ,. . " . •• of· ... RANGER" perspectlves-.Th~ursdaY~'APri~123'1~987~~~==~. 1'<1 meet a man whowasn't there. our view Senate sloppy in dealing with SOC It Is Indeed disappointing, for both the Student Organlzations Council and the students of this university. that SOC's bid for major status has been sidetracked not due to controversy, but due to incompetence. That the PSGA senate was forced to delay a vote on the raUfication of SOC's new constitution for a week indicates slipshod operating procedures on the 'part of the senators who have been elected to serve the student body. How can the senate justify postponing a declston as tmportant as lhls simply because some of Its members didn't have the professional Integrtty to read the document in question or to show up for the meeting? The consUtutlon they were to have voted on last Monday was in Its t1fth draft; It had been circulated, In subtly different forms, for most of this semester, and the final document had been slipped Into ali senators' maliboxes well In advance of the meeting. From this, reasonable people can draw only one concluslon; the PSGA senate has falied In Its responsibility to the students of Parkside, and S<>e; which has fought long and hard for the deserved recognition that Is major status, has been unnecessarily victimized. Ironically enough, this latest occurrence Is perhaps the best proof that the time has come for an organization like SOC to escape the authority of an organization like the PS9A senate. Iyour views I Wilson right to .question Stranger --------...;--------------" To the Editor: tlon; one must look at it in laughed at, unfortunately .Masturbat-.on piece I praise Christopher WII· the context within which It causes real pain for many son's protest of the appeared. The "Ranger" has women. "stranger" cover featuring power that Is· different from A sense of humor Is embarrasses student Chancellor Kaplan as the the power one has as an Indl- healthy, but not at the ex- twin sister of Frank Sinatra vidual because the "Ranger," pense of others; especlally and whole-heartedly agree unlike any given individual, is when the joke is made by an with him. Joaxonu's letter to a recognized and institution. institution that has been Ie· the editor last week accused allzed system that Is. legttt- gltimated by power. Wilson of having a "rare mated by both Parkslde and As a member of the Ranger magical power to see things the targer newspapers around staff. I know that the RanW that don't exist." Joaxonu, the country which it tries to was hot out to humUiale unfortunately, missed WIl· emulate. women when we printed !he son's point. Tile sole focus of the front photo of Kaplan and Sinatr1l As a woman, as a feminist, page photo and caption was together. However, -all of us and as one who has taken on physical appearance. All are sexist and must learn to women's studies courses, I women are aware of society's .understand our sexism so we know what Wilson has written standard of beauty, few can can annihilate It. to be true. All women have a live up to It. To focus on The point, Joaxonu, Is not notion of a standard of beauty physical appearance then, In who can degrade women best Imposed on them by lhls cul- the context of the "Stranger" (they shouldn't be degraded ture and its supporting insti- Is to remind people of so~l. tutlons. et'y s rIdlculous standard of at ali), but who his stropnieg One cannot look at the Ka. beauty and then to laugh at ternyough dto listen w en peo ptan/Slnatra photo In Isola- It. However, what many of us . to e uca~berlle Kranich Students should act rather than react Student apathy Is a prob- are few and far between. While I doubt that this letlem that pervades Parkslde It makes me wonder then tar will actually reach any of ~: ::'~jer ~puses. Most of amidst all of this non.partiCI: these students my Suggestion zation ~;reanw~or °fganl• patton, why. some students· to them would' be..lf yOUwan: new members u WI;,e ~me feel that their only duty Is to so badly to be he~rd, sh:. ar b t th pen write fullle letters to the edt- your mouths and ge Involve rna, U e new members tor. Laura NlclkOwoJd To the editor: I believe that the Ranger has hit bottom when it finds It necessary to write an article on masturbation. Is nothing off-limits any. more today? Granted that I am more consertative than other students, but lhls Is tak· Ing freedom of the press to the extreme. I only hope that I am not alone In my opinion In lhls malter. (If I am, I fear for the the survivlal of our society). I urge ali the UW·Parkslde studenls who have been orfended by this article to write and make their opinions known. Some things just should be left In the privacy of the home and not splattered over the media. I am disgusted by lhls article and believe that the entire staff of the Ranger should be ashamed. Being a student of Parkside, I am embarrassed for the campus and for myself. Brian Hogan Prof says misquoted To_Editor: In his article on the honors Psych 101 section that I will be teaching. Doug McEvoy attributed remarks to me that I never made. The content of the quotations In the article was essenllally !be same as the content of things I said. However, the grammatical errors were original with Mr. McEvoy. Erika Hoff·Glnsberg Assistant Professor of Psy!'bOlogy (your views RANGER EDITORIAL STAFF Gsry L SChneeberger Edttor Jenny can News Editor Kelly McKissicfc .Assl. News EditOr Kimbe<tie Kranic:b Feature Editor Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Tyoon Wilda AssI. E!*rtainment Editor Robb Luehr Sports Editor _ J. Rohl .AssI. Sports Editor Amy H. Ritter Copy Editor DaIle McEvoy Photo Editor Jack Bomhuetter Photo Editor Lao Booe .Asot. Pholo Editor BUSINESS STAFF Andy Buchanan Business Manager Oon Harmeyer •...... .Assl. Business Manager Brenda Buchanan Business Staff Assistant Dave Roback Actvertising Manager Steven Picazo Distributlon Manager GENERAL STAFF Bernie Dolt. Mary DeFaziO, Terri DeRosier, Michelle eirich, Christina lojeski, Randy leCount, RicK lushr, Doug McEvoy, Julie Pencleton. MtcheUe Petersen, Ted Price. Maria Aintz, Adrian serrano. Andy Tschllmpef, Jennie Tlinkieicz, Karen W8gerhauer. Ranger is written and edit~d by, students of UW-Pa~side, who are solely responsible for its editorial=- cy and content. It IS published every Thursday dunng the academic year except over breaks and days. . letters to the e~itor will,be accepted oaly if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words ~r less,,~ letters must be Signed, With a telephone number Included for verification purposes. NamesWlIIbewi1I1 held upon request. faRmaantgoeryr..reserves the right to edit letters and.refuse those which are farse and/or de- ~~Jfo~r ail:len.ers. and classified ads. is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication All correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger. UW~Parkside. Box 2000. Kit' nOS)h.WI 53141. Telephone 4141553-2287 (Editorial) or 4141553.2295 (Advertis. mo· perspectives 2 - our view Senate sloppy in dealing with SOC It ls Indeed disappointing, for both the Student Organizations Council and the students of this university, that SOC'a bid for major status has been sidetracked not due to controversy, but due to incompetence. That the PSGA senate was forced to delay a vote on the ratification of SOC's new constitution for a week indicates sllpshod operating procedures on the part of the senators who have been elected to serve the student body. How can the senate justify postponing a decision as Important as this simply because some of its members didn't have the professional integrity to read the document 1n question or to show up for the meeting? The constitution they were to have voted on last Monday was in its fifth draft; lt had been circulated, in subUy different forms, for most of this semester, and the final document had been slipped into all senators' mailboxes well in adance of the meeting. From this, reasonab e people can draw only one conclusion: the PSGA senate bas failed 1n its responsibility to the students of Par aide, and SOC, which has fought long and hard for the deserved recognltion that is major statua, bas been wmecessarlly victimized. Ironically enough. this latest occurrence is perhaps the Thursday, April 23, 1987 RANGeJt .. I'd meet a man who wasn't there. best proof that the time has come for an organization like I ~':.':.i':.oc_s _a __ A _ to _s_e-:,en_s_a_c_t-:,i_. ___th':,_e_-:a_u':.th':.':.o':.r_l_ty-:,-:,-o_-f:_an':.':.':.o':.r_g _an1za _____:_ti-:_o-:_n-:,-lik ___e ___ th __e:,~ L.:y:._o_u_r __ v_i_a __ w __ s _______________________ --: ____ ,. ..... I y_ou_r_v_ie_w_s ___ .___.l Wilson right to question Stranger To tbe Editor: tion; one must look at it 1n laughed at, Wlfortunately Masturbation piece embarrasses student To the editor: I believe that the Ranger has hit bottom when it finds it necessary to write an article on masturbation. Is nothing off-limits anymore today? Granted that I am more consertative than other students, but this 1s taking freedom of the press to the extreme. I only hope that I am not alone in my opinion in this matter. (If I am, I fear for the the survivial of our society). I urge all the UW-Parkside students who have been offended by this article to write and make their opinions known. Some things just should be left 1n the privacy of the home and not splattered over the media. I am disgusted by this article and believe that the entire staff of the Ranger should be ashamed. Being a student of Parkaide, I am embarrassed for the campus and for myself. Brian Hogan Prof says misquoted To tbe Edttor: In his article on the honors Psych 101 section that I will be teaching, Doug McEvoy attributed remarks to me that I never made. The content of the quotations 1n the article was eaenUally the same aa RANGER the content of things I said. However, the grammatical errors were original with Mr. McEvoy. Erika Hoff•Glnsberg As istan& Professor of Psychology I praise Christopher Wll- the context within which 1t causes real pain for many son's protest of the appeared . The " Ranger" has women. "Stranger" cover featuring power that ls different from A sense of humor la Chancellor Kaplan a s the the power one has as an indi- healthy, but not at the ex. twin sister of Frank Sinatra vidual because the "Ranger, " pense of others; especially and whole-heartedly agree unlike any given individual, is when the joke is made by an with him. Joax.onu's letter to a recognized and institution- institution that has been le· the editor last week accused alized system that is legitl- gitimated by power. Wilson of having a "rare mated by both Parkside and As a member of the Ranger magical power to see things the larger newspapers around staff, I know that the ~ that don't exist." Joaxonu, the country which it tries to was not out to humiliate unfortunately, missed Wll- emulate . women when we printed the son's point. The sole focus of the front photo of Kaplan and Sinatra As a woman. as a feminist, page photo and caption was together. However, au of us and as one who has taken on physical appearance. All are sexist and must learn to women's studies courses, I women are aware of society's understand our sexism so we know what Wilson has written standard of beauty, few can can annihilate it. to be true. All women have a live up to It T f t . o ocus on The point, Joaxonu, is no notion of a standard of beauty physical appearance then, 1n who can degrade women belt imposed on them by this cul- the context of the "Stranger," (they shouldn't be degraded ~~~nS:.d its supporting insti- is to remind people of socl- at all), but who is strong ety's ridiculous standard of enough to listen when people One cannot look at the Ka- beauty and then to laugh at try plan/Sinatra photo 1n Isola- it. However, what many of us to educa~berlie Kranfcb Students should act rather than react Student apathy ls a prob- are few and far between. While I doubt that this Jet• le~ ~at pervades Parkside It makes me wonder then, ter wlll actually reach any of ~e ::iaj8:r ::::,pu~s. Most of amidst all of this non-partici- these students, my suggestio~ m or organJ.. pation, why some students to them would be--lf you wan zation here would welcome feel that their only duty is to b dl to be beard shut new members with open write fuW so a Y ' 1 d arms, b t th e letters to the edi- your mouths and ge tnvo ve · u e new members tor. Laura Niclkowui EDITORIAL STAFF BUSINF.SS STAFF Ranger is written a,:id edit~ by students of UW•Parkside, who are sOlely responsible for its editonal :=: cy and content. It 1s published every Thursday during the academic year except over breakS and days . Gary L. Schneeberger . ............... .. ....... Editor Jenny C8rr ............................. ... News Editor Kelly McKissick .. .. ............ .Asst. News Editor Kimberlie Kranich ............... ... Feature Editor Jim Neibaur ..... ... .......... Entertainment Editor Tyson Wilda ........ .Asst. EnlBrtainment Editor Robb Luehr ............................ .. Sports Editor IMctl88I J. Rohl ···-·····-·..Aast. Spotts EditD, Arny H. Ritter ............................. Copy Editor Dave McEvoy .... .. ...................... Photo Edt or Jack Bornhuetter ....................... Pholo Editor Leo Boee ...... .. ·-···--·-·-·.Asat. Photo EdiCor Andy Buchanan ...... .. ....... Business Manager Don Harmeyer .... .. . .Asst. Business Manager Brenda Buchanan .. . Business Staff Assistant Dave Aoback .......... ...... Advertis1ng Manager Steven Picazo _ ............ Distribution Manager GENERAL STAFF Bernie Doll, Mary OeFazio, T81Ti OeRos,er. Midlel1e Eirich. Christina t.o,eski. Randy l.eCounl, Rick luehr, DouQ McEvoy. Julie Pendeton. Michelle PelerSen, Ted Pnce, Maria Rmtz. Adrian Semano, Antty Tachumpe,, Jennie Tunkietcz, Ka1'811 Wegerhauer. Letters to tile editor wm be accepted only ii they are typed, double•spaced and 350 words~ less .Al letters must be signed , w,tll a telephone number lflcluded for verification purposes. Names win be wiffl' held upon request. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are falSe and/or defamatory . To°::~J~:. for all letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication All correspondence shOuld be addressed to : Ranger. UW-Parkside , Box 2000. Ke~ osh) a WI 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 4141553.2295 (A<!vertls· ing . -- TIIurMIIy. AprIl 23,1.7 :I Dangerous living on campus bYTerrlDe~ For the students who live en campus, the week of April 27th coUld become "the week of liVing dangerously." The word. out of Hall Council is that there will be an influx of assassins on campus, each armed with a loaded gun and a cameo picture of his victim . Who are these a.ssissins? Where are the coming from? Who are they after? According to Tracey Conners, coerdlnator of the game, "the as. sasstns can be anyone currently living on campus. The cost to become involved is $2 and a picture of oneself. H Caner went on to say. "I'm hoping that all the students who live on campus will get involved, it's really a lot of fun and will promote a sense of unity for all of us who live on campus." On Monday, April 27th, the assissins will be given a loaded dart gun and a passport containing the picture of a victim. Each assassin is then on the prowl. stalking hIs victim, looking for the chance to "gun" him down. When asked if the victims were targets everywhere, Conners said. •'there are three 'no-kill' zones on campus. They include all classrooms, all bathrooms, and the victims' apartments. AU other campus areas are potential 'klll zones'." . News Briefs Anernativeto fed loans set . !newnaUona1 loan project was announced by flnan. ..... and academics last week, reported the Green Ba ~r.~:~. y new loan system will enable students to borrOw _y baSed on credit worthiness rather than a random lofOIoffamllyincome. The loans are designed to help stu. .... wboare unable to obtain federal, slate or academic IlL",. program Is designed to provide students with flex; IbIe loW Interest loans. It wlll allow students, natlonwlde ~~w up to $15,000 or as little as $1,500 annually, The """",om cumUlative loan Is $60,000 at payback terms qread over 12 years. ()JIls of borrowing wUl Include an applicatlon fee of $45 lDd a one-time charge equal to 5.5 percent of the loan, 1.DaIIS may be used to payfor books, tuition, travel, Hvlng expenses.ud other college·deflned costs of educatlon. Regents'ban on gays in ROTC TheUW Board of Regents was asked to continue its ban onhomoaexuals entering the Reserve Offices Training (j)rp (ROTC), reported the Wisconsin Slate Journal. TheBoard recentiy endorsed a resolution asking that (l)ogressbe lobbied for the policy change to permit homo. II!1018toIsbe commlsloned In the Army, Navy and Air ""e programs. The vote was 9-6. Rep. John Merkt, R·Mequon told Regent President LaurenceWeinsteinthat having gays In the armed forces can createmorale problems. Weinstein said the Board's vote was not a "knee jerk" reaction on the- resolution, which was oiferedby regent John Schentan. Seheniansaid the ROTC program Is the only one In the OWsystemIn wtI1ch discrimination on the basis of sexual preferenceIs tolerated. . To play, the assassin hunts down hls target, shoots him with the dart gun, thus kUltng him and eliminating him from further competition. The "dead" man slgns the pusport with his picture confirm. Ing the kll1 and he also giv • hls assassin the paasport he was carrying, alIowI.ng the assaSSin the chance to hUnt for another vtcum. By Thursday, Aprtl 30th, Conners Is sure that there wU1 stllJ be some survivors. so to find an U1tlmate winner, all remaJ.n1ng a ssp sslns will be put througb an oboW:le course Thunday night at 7 p.m. The winner ot the obetacle course will be the "U1ti· mate asaaaaln." "We will be aWarding a prize," Conn ... said. "we just don't know wbat It will be Y t!" "All housing lItud n should have gotten an appttcaUon in their mallb0x:e8." Conners .tated. "U not.. they can call ll63-8370to get Infor. matlon. or they can call the hOU8ing otnce." So, beware Parkalde! U slu<lenla are .talidII& the halla with loaded guns, U'. bees"'" !bey are all -kin&' to become the "Ultimate .... Middleburyends requirement ...... !•• R!ghJyselective Middlebury College has become the fourth college to in the nation to stop requiring applicants lolakeScholastic Aptitude Tests (SAT), reported the MIl· waukee Sentinel. MiddleburyPresident Olin Robinson said Monday that . the collegewants to attract a broader spectrum of stu· dents, including those backgrounds or nations where apti. tude tests are not part of the education. Robinson said that SAT scores do not always retlect a ltudent'. !roe abUlty. There has been Increased concern overthe lagging performanace on the test by minorities lnd female students compared to whites and males. This Ia part of the reason why he decided to drop the require· lIlentof SATscores .• 'It's part of our hope that by giving alternativeoptions other than the SAT's, we can make an appeal to students that might not believe that they can at· Ialn an education at Middlebury," he said. Tiddly Wink Mania comes to area as organIZed tiddly winks. When'. the laat lime you played tiddly winks?" he asted. T1ddly Wink Manta I.s a 32· team, double elimination lid· dly wink toumament to be· held saturday, May lItII, at the Pilchln' Palace. off I~ between Highways 20 and 11. HIt's a chance to relive your childhood and have BOme good old fashioned fun," said Tom Roanhouae, Pitchln' Pal· ace operator and tournament direCtor. "It'. a lark. It'. a page out of 'Animal House.'" said Roanhouse, who bought more than 100 tiddly wink games for this event. It's an opportu· nity to do something different." he said. "Everyone will have the same chance because there isn't such a thing $300.00 Cor fint place. ~.oo foc aecond. UOO.OO tor third aDd 140.00 Cor fou.rIIL '"'" toun>ament alarta at 1:00 p.m. and will end .........st:OO p.m. 'nddly _ wW be provided and .. ~ IliPt baa been at .. .. tree prac. Uee ...son~Roe,nbo.JM -.J.d. Teams can enter by eaIUnc ~ at tha Pitd1ln' Palace atter 5:00 p.m, at 1M- 8ll55. Here'. how the toun>ament will work. There will be rtve person teams and the tIrat thtrty·two entries wW make up the toun>amenL Entry fee ts $25.00 per team and \he entry deadline ta May 2nd. There will be eaAh prtzea of Guitarconcert slated 20% DISCOUNT Clip & San This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. 1.0. required. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler ~ ~kslde'S ClasSical Gullar IicIl lOble,under the dlreco", rg Of music professor Pr>aen~ Lindquist, wlll day A. a free concert on Sun. ~ Plil 26 at 3:30. Spon. IIlent by the Music Depart. iIlon' in~ concert Will be lJI. mm. Arts room D. flutist Cherie Gotthardt. SHOAH t film about the A 91/2 h<?urd~~~~1~:sryduring Y'/i?rldWar II dsheostwrunctWl~nith 0a15 minute. intermiSSion: Part II m • Sunday, May 3, 2:00 p ~~bers of the GUitar En. • Monday, May 4, 6:30pm OIude J "'ho Will perform In. I~lltCthardoa~ ..~stlgan, Denise 'w w.ur Rose, Leah Cleorge,John Wynstra, and Perto""LIndquist. They wlll ~"""Pa~s m:UuSic:by major guitar, tnIcud· To e. Albenlz, Sor, ~er &nd'TboaS. Duarte, Leo leve Howe. 'lb.y ...... "", be asmsted by Part I A r 26 3:00pm • Matinee' Sundsy, t·27 6:30pm • Evening - Monday, pro , .A video verS'ifon .~ S,hoah will be shown in it s entirety in the UOiono' 6'30 pm in Union 207 29 8'3 am - , Wed" Apr, 'S'30 am _6:30 pm in Union 104 Thurs., Apr, 30, .' 0 to the Public . Free & pen Mission Village (ac:nISS froII Per 'I •Plaza "IIwJ, !SO) 4017 - 75th St. Open Dally 9:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m, 697-0884 SundJlYs 12:00-4:30 p.m. T r9day. Aprl 2 , 1 7 3 News Briefs Dangerous living on campus by Terrt Deltosler AHernative to fed loans set A new nattonal loan project was announced by flnan. and acaderolcs- last week, reported the Green Bay cil'S Gasette. ri;: new loan system wUl enable students to borrow ,_ey baled on credit worlhtness rather than a random )tl'el of family income. The loans are designed to help stu. deDlS who are unable to obtain federal, state or academic akl-'l'be program ts designed to provide students With fiexB, le 10W interest loans. It will allow students nattonwtde 111 ~w up to $15,000 or as little as $1,600 annually. The niaxunum cumulative loan is $60,000 at payback terms spread over 12 years. Costs of borrowing will include an application fee of $45 ud a one-time charge equal to 5.5 percent of the loan. [.DallS may be used to pay for books, tuition, travel, living expenses and other college-defined costs of education. Regents' ban on gays in ROTC The UW Board of Regents was asked to continue its ban 011 hOmosexuals entering the Reserve Offices Training o,rp (ROTC), reported the Wisconsin State .Journal. The Board recently endorsed a resolution asking that O:>ngress be lobbied for the policy change to permit homo- 11eX11als to be commis1oned in the Army, avy and Air Force programs. The vote was 9-6. Rep. John Merkt, R-Mequon told Regent President Laumtce Weinstein that having gays in the armed forces can mate morale problems. Weinstein said the Board's vote n.s not a "knee jerk" reaction on the resolution, which was offered by regent John Scheman. Scheman said the ROTC program ls the only one ln the UW system ln which discrimination on the basis of sexual preference ls tolerated. Middlebury ends requirement For the students who live on campus, the week of April 27th could become "the week of living dangerously." The word out of Hall Council ls that there will be an influx ot assassins on campus, each armed with a loaded gun and a cameo picture of his victim. Who are these l ins? Where are the coming from? Who are they after? According to Tracey Conners, coordinator of the game, "'the assassins can be anyone currenUy living on campus, The cost to become involved ts and a picture of one elf." Coner went on to say, ·•t·m hoping that all the students who live on campus will get involved, it's really a lot of fun and will promote a ense of unity for all of us who live on campus." On Monday, April 27th, the assisslns will be given a loaded dart gun and a passport contalnlng the picture of a victim. Each assassin is then on the prowl, stalking his victim, looking for the chance to "gun" him down. When asked if the victims were targets everywhere, Conners said, "there are three 'no-kill' zone on campus. They lnclud all classrooms, all bathrooms, and the victims' apartments. All other campus areas a.re potentlal 'kill zones'." Highly selecUve Middlebury College has become the fourth college to ln the nation to stop requiring applicants lo take Schola$Uc Aputude Tests (SAT), reported the Milwaukee Sentinel. Tiddly Wink Mania comes to area Middlebury President Olin Robinson said Monday that the college wants to attract a broader spectrum of students, including those backgrounds or nations where aptitude tests are not part of the education. Robinson said that SAT scores do not always reOect a ltudent's true ability. There has been increased concern over the lagging performanace on the test by minorities and female students compared to whites and males. This ls part of the N!ason why he decided to drop the requirernent of SAT scores. "It's part of our hope that by giving alternattve options other than the SAT's, we can make an lppeal to students that might not believe that they can atla! n an education at Middlebury,•• he said. Guitar concert slated Park ·11e• Ense si s Classical Guitar flutist Cherie Gotthardt. Tiddly Wink Mania ts a 32- team, double elimination tiddly wink tournament to beheld Saturday, Y 9th, at the Pltchln' Palace, otl. I between Highways 20 and 11. "It's a chance to relive your childhood and ha'-" aom good old fashl ed fun,'' Tom Roanhouae, P1tchin' Palace operator and toumam t director. "It's a lark. It's a page ou of 'Animal Hou ,"' d Roanhouse, who bought mo than 100 tlddly wink m for this event. It's an opportunit to do something di.ff reni." he said. "Everyone will have the same chance b · cause there I n 't such a thl.ng lion lnbie, under the dlrec~ rg of rnusic professor Presen~ Lindquist, will day A a free concert on Sun- SHOAH , Prl.l 28 at a: ao. Spont bfu the Music Depart- 81ven' in Q, concert will be ll&. mm. Arts room D- ~rbers of the Guitar Enelude e "'ho Will perform 1n- 8arretf0~ ... ?>stlgan, Denise lti~ ~1.0ur Rose, Leah Ceorge ~ohn Wynstra, and Pert0rtn dqlllst. They will ~Pos rnustc by major 1,:_ vu~~ guitar, inlcud:.- eno.T 8 , Albeniz, Sor, ~er a::d!lToba, Duarte, Leo Steve Howe. 'l'liey Will be assisted by t film about the A 9½ h~ur d~~~mJ~:sryduring World War 11 destruct,~>n ° 15 eminute intermission: shown with a Part I A 26 3:00 pm • Matinee· Su nday, pr . 27 6 :30 pm • Evening. Monday, APr. , Part II • Sunday, May 3, 2-00 pm • Monday, May 4, 6.30 pm . f Shoah will be shown in its A video version ~ . entirety in the union0. 6.30 pm in Union 207 29 a·3 am - • . Wed., Apr. , ·. 0 am_ 6:30 pm in Union 104 Thurs., Apr. 3o, 8·3 0 n to the Public Free & pe 20o/o DISCOU T Clip S Th Ad To All Parkside students and facu ty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you a end Parkside. 1.0. r quired. 1sconsin 's Largest e eler ~ Mission VIiiage (across 4017 - 75th St. Open Daily 9:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 697-0884 Sund.,ays 2:00e4:30 p.m. ·. '" 4 Thursday, April 23, 1987 f ,. j RANGE~ :::; Alumna $54,900 Parkslde alumni Kay car· ter, who 1986was co-recipient of the university's Chancellor's Award as outstanding student, has been awarded a $54,900 National Science Foundation (NSF) fellowship to support her graduate studies and research at trw- Parkslde. carter, who Is working toward a Ph.D. degree In Inorganlc Chemistry, wlll receive $12.800 annually for three years for her research in the chemical bonding processing of molecules. Also, the NSF wlll pay carter's tuition and fees for three years, about $6.000annually. She Is one of only 50Il students selected for an NSF fel· lowshlp thls year from appllcants nationwide. Other students chosen are attending universities that include Hare vard, University of Callfor· ntB-Berkeley, Stanford, Yale and Columbia. Fellowships are awarded based on academic merit. Panels of scientists assembled by the National Academy of Sciences, evaluated appllcatlons and final selectlons were made by NSF personnel. carter, a 1960 graduate of Racine's Lutheran High, had been away form school for 1'\ years when she enrolled Parkslde, where she achieved outstanding academic success that resulted In her selection as co-recipient of the Chancellor's Award. the highest honor bestowed upon graduat- Ing Parkslde students. Playin' it again •••••• "Play It Again Sam," a revue of American popular songs and words, wlll be the title of Professor Sam Chell's talk at the HumanIties Symposium, Sunday, April 26, at 7:80 p.m., at 4221 Greenbriar Lane, Racine. The publlc Is invited, and asked to bring refreshments. Professor Chell, ChaIrman of Engllsh carthage Oollege, Is a professional jazz ptanlst. He also teaches courses In jazz, conducts the Car. thage Jazz Band, and takes tours to hear Dixieland jazz in New Orleans. He Is also a jazz and fllm reviewer. And, if that's not enough, he can discuss Robert Brown, Cole Porter, Robert Altman, or Frank Sinatra at the drop of a hat. He holds degrees from the University of Wisconsin and the University of IDlnols. WE GIVE YOU MORE PLACES TO GO WITH YOUR CAREER. As a Navy nurse, you'll find more career possibilities you ever thoughtpossible, Right now, we have nursing p0- sitions in our hospitals and station facilities all around the wof1d, and we need your expertise. Of course, you can expect a lot In return. You'll be pan of a team of professionals - keeping current with state-of-the-art technok>gy and ra· ciltties and prOViding your patients with the very best medicallreat· ment You'll get the respect and responsibili~ that comes with being a Navy officer ~along with a solid startinj1 salary, generous benefits (including 30 days' paid vacation). and wortdwide travel possibilities after an initial U.S. assignment. So find out more about taking your career further. There's no obligation. 1·800·242·1569 NAVY NURSE. IT'S NOT JUST A JOB, IT'S AN ADVENTURE. Genocide film presented by WLLC In observance of the nnd anniversary of the genoclde of 1.5 million Armenians In the Ottoman Empire from 1915 to 1923, the Library· {Learning Center Is sponsor- Ing a showing of the fllm, "The Armenian Case." a 45- minute documentary of the genocide. The fllm will be shown on Monday, April 27, 1- 1:45 p.m. In Molinaro 107. The documentary deals with the Turks' systematic murder and extermination of the Armenians who had occupled the land for thousands of years. By using newspaper articles, photographs, historical evidence and interviews with survivors and their heirs, a strong case is made, that, while the world turned Its back on the Armenians, the seeds for the future success of a Hitler were being sown. It also recalls the historlcal events which shaped the destiny of the Armenian people. The fllm Includes se· quences on World War I, Woodrow Wilson, and the establlshment of the Republlc of Armenia In 1918. The program Is free and open to the publlc. PI Sigma Epsilon's Tlmm Eckhardt, Marian Johnson, Olve Gedemer and Amy Tropin treated the Child ClIre children 10 a v10lt from Ihe Easter Bunny, prof's work A painting by art professor David Holmes has been selected for inclusion In a fine arts exhibition In Maastricht, Holland, that opens In May. TlUed, "Ichthyology rcenography," the 4 'by 8-foot acryllc painting defines a colorful array of highly detalled fish all properly numbered as If a part of a display chart for a biology. class. The painting Is from Holmes' larger "environmental" work, "The Alchemic Emporium." Works selected for the Hoi. land show were drawn from the Greater Midwest Intema, tlonal Art Exhibition featur- Ing the work of artists from across the nation and abroad, That exhibition Is sponsored annually by Central Missouri State University. This year some 570 artists compeled for inclusion In the Greater Mid· west International. Holmes' work was one of just 28 selected for the Hoi· land show. The study, which Is a follow- up to the Racine Gang Project study conducted by Takata and a group of student researchers last year, wlll Involve Inter-viewing additional youth gang memo bers, further examining the city's juvenile justice pro. cess, and evaluating the etfectiveness of coordination among groups dealing with Racine juveniles. Faculty, student funds accepted University of Wisconsin ~, Parkslde Limited Space is Available for fall, 1987 in the Residence Hall. For application & contract information Call 553-8900 or 553-2320 More than $78,000 In funds supporting faculty research and student flnanctal aid at Parkside was accepted Friday, April 10, by the UW Board of Regents. The Regents accepted $15,000 from the Wisconsin Council on Criminal Justi-ce for a study by sociology professor Susan Takata on youth. 'related services and- pro. grams in Racine. The $15,000 Is part of a $46,000 grant to Racine from the Wisconsin Council on Criminal Justice aimed at helping the community better coordinate youth-related servo Ices and programs. The Regents also accepted $6,360 from the city of Kenosha for a study of youth gangs In that city currently being conducted by Takata and her student researchers. The study, dubbed the' Kenosha Gang project, In· volves analyzing eodsl!ng data at the city's pollee de· partment, Unified SchoolDis· trict and social service agencies to determine the dem~ graphic characleristicS 0 .Kenosha youth gang memo bers. Re Also accepted by lh~erll: gents was $9,800from arage Racine Corp. for a 'gw. ket feasibility study by and P's Center for Survey !OO Marketing Research; II,Ine from Johnson Wax In Ra~dl' for the unlverslly's BiO~401 cal Research Inslilute; : r s from multiple donors.::. de. print workshop In the the partment; and $774fro com' Wisconsin Humanilies eele' mlttee for a symposiumial of brating the blcentenn the U.S. Constllutlon. epted The Regents also ace1De' $53,457 from the feder~ peU partment of Educallo~al aid Grant student financ program. Aprll receives Parkstde Carter, in 1986 was recipient Chancellor's $64,900 NaUonal tudies UWParkside. Carter, la toward 1n Inorganic Chemlatry, will 12,800 1n will Carter's $6,000 annually. la '50IS students fellowship this 4,730 applicants a.re Harvard, California- assembled Academy applications selections personnel. 1960 1'1 at Parkside, 1n Chancellor's Award, graduating Parkside Playin' it again • • • • • • will UUe Humanities Symposium, April 26, t221 public la Chairman English at Carthage College, ls jazz plantst. also in jazz, Carthage is jazz film Porter, Robert Altman, or Frank Illinois. nurse. you'll find more than thought possible. Righi now, we positions facilities all around the world, can expect a in be part learn profess10nals - keepmg currenl with of-the-art technology facilities providing medical treat• available. You'll get the respect and responsibili! Y a Navy officer • along with a solid startin~ salary. 30 vacation), worldwide U.S. So There's no obligation. 1-800-242-1569 In 72nd genocide in 1915 1923, Library/ Learning ls sponsoring film, case," 45- mlnute will Aprll 21, 1- 1:45 1n 107. deals occupied historical ls its historical film includes sequences establishment Republic in 1918. is public. , ' RANGER Pl Timm Dave Qedemer Chlld Care to • vtait the Bunny. Art · chosen selected 1n arts 1n in Iconography," acrylic colorful detailed numbered if biology is larger ''environmental" Alchemic Emporium.'' HoJ. Intema. tional featur. ing abroad. 1s Missouri This year 570 competed for 1n Midwest Holmes' work was one of Holland $78,000 1n financial 10, UW Board The Justke professor Susan Takata on youthrelated services and programs is follow- a student will involve interviewing mem. city's process, effectiveness with a.a.cine i,JI' Parkside in the Hall. For application contract Information Call or 2320 The $15,000 1s part of a from at coordinate youth-related services Kenosha a youth in being conducted by Takata The study, dubbed the Kenosha Gang Project, eKi5tJng police de• School District and social service agen• cles demographic characteriSUCS of mem· tht : $9,800 from ear· age Racine Corp. for ~ket feasibillty study bY and 500 Marketing Research; $l~1ne ln Ra edl· university's Blom 4(11 cal Research Institute; :~;. a from multiple donors art de· print workshop in the m tbe 774 fro com· Humanities celemittee for a symposi:ai brating the bicente the U.S. Constitution. epted Regents also ace oe· $53,457 from the fe~e~ ped Educationta ! Grant student fiJ18.IIC program. Flve Years All'> April 24, 198Z Committee established Files One Year Ago April 24, 1986 Asbestos,radioactive waste ralse concerns on campus Asbestosremoval, storage of hazardous waste and tb possiblemishandling of radioactive materials on campu~ werediscussed at an Environmental Concerns Committe meetinglast week. CarolLee Saffiotl, associate professor of English, representedfaculty, staff and students who raised questions to her about the handling of hazardous materials at Park. side. . Asbestosremoval has bee.n occuning in Greenquist HaU forthe past month, SafioU said the campus may not have compliedwith many guidelines outlined by the EPA or OSHA. TheSexual Harassment Advisory Committee has estab- Ushedmembers to represent the faculty. academic staff, classifiedstaff and students, Representative of the faculty are: Stella Gray and Wayne Johnson; academic staff: Unda Piele and Stuart Rubner; classified staff: Karen Lourigan, Carrie Peters and Jackie Willems; students: CarlaThomas and Pat Henslak. The functions of the committee will be to advise the Chancelloron all matters relating to sexual harassment; to advise and assist the Chancellor In devising programs designedto Inform employees and students of the nature of sexual harassm.ent. to increase their sensitivity to it and to publicize the procedures, sanctions and remedies availableagainst it; and to help people who feel that they are victims of sexual harassment. to bring about an informalresolution. Ten Years All'> April ZO,1977 Wine to be served In Union The Parkslde Union Operating Board voted last Thursday to begin serving wine In the Union effective as soon as possible. The proposal to serve wine began with a request to ChancellorGuskln from PSG A President Harvey Hedden and Presldent.elect Rusty Tutlewskl. The chancellor had no substantial objection to the proposal, the UOB unanl· mouslyto permit wine. Concert features students "Musicfor 88 Keys and Six ~trlngS" will be featured on ednesday, April 29, when Parkslde plano and classical guitarsludents present a con. cor! at one o'clock In Com.' mUnicationArts room D-IS. The Music Department is eponsorlngthe concert. Krlsly Parham and Jill Lammers, pianists, wtIl join gultsrlsts John Wynstra, Arthur Rose, Denise Barrett and John Costigan In present. Ing solo works by composers Leo Browe, Vllla·Lobos, Brahms, Chopin, and Moreno· Torroba. The concert Is free and open to the public. PACEnl'S MUSIC UNLIMITED PARKSIDE STUDENTS WELCOME auality Instrument for Band and Orchestra Complete Repair service 5905 6th Ave. Kenosha 657-5031 We Have It All! 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Before immigrating 10 the United Slales from Poland. be waa a reeearch sclentlat at the Pol. Ish Academy of Scienc... In Wanaw. His other reeearch Inlere8to inclUde inductive Inference, expert sya\.enuI, Inle1llgent robotIo8 and appUcatJono of computer science to life science. particularly to medicine and agriculture. He baa pubJlsbed more than 120 researd\ and technical papers. and edited or co-edited four booIuo In the Uniled stales and abroad. Two ed!· t10na 01. "Machine LearnIng: An Art1flcal lnle1llgence Ap· preach," whlch he co-edited, represent the first boob on mac1llne leartlin« and are U8ed in eIaaaroom. &CI"OS8 the country. JoIIcba1llItI baa CC>«'glUlIzed three InlemalionJ machine leam.inc worU!lopl and Is coeditor of the _ Learn· In&JoumaJ. HIs tal1< 10 part 01. the Artifl· cIal lnle1llgenea Lecture Sert.... Moody arrives Monday, 27th "Free Trade or Protection- Ism--Which Path for the United States?" will be the topic of a free public talk by U.S. Rep. James Moody (OWls.) at .1 p.m, on Monday, April Z1 In Ibe Main Place of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center at the University of Wisconsin·Parkside. The talk will be followed by a dlacus· sian. Moody will be the distinguished lecturer In Political Science at uw-p that day and will speak before a number of politlcal science classes and meet with faculty and students at an lnfonnal lunch· eon. His visit Is organized by UW-Parkside political science professor Kenneth Hoover, chair of the university's Polit- Ical SCience Department. Moody, a member of the influential House Ways and Means Committee. was first elected to Congreaa In 1982. He represents WlscooaIn's FItth CongressIonal DIstrIct. which essentJalJy 10 the north side of KIlwaukee. Moody's predeceeeoe ..... Henry Reuss, who served for 28 years as a leading Ubera1 In the House of Repreantatlves. Moody holds a Ph.D. de· gree In economIo8 from the University of C8Jifornta-- Berkeley and a Kaster's de· gree from the John F. Kenne. dy School of GovenuD4lllt at Harvard University. He served as a Peace Corpe vol· unteer In PaJdslan In the early 19110'•• He bas worked as an economist In the federal Department of Transportation, been a profe.saor of economics at UW-Mliwaukee and served In the slate Legislature aa botl1 assemblyman and senator. CONGRATULATIONS PARKSIDE GRADUATES! APPLY FOR THE NEW COLLEGEGRADUATE PLAN TODAY! YOUR DOWN PAYMENT CAN BE LOW AS 5%! His uw·p viall Is sponsored by the student Political ScIence Club and the urnverslty'. Political SCience Department. 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Safioti said the campus may not have complied with many guidelines outlined by the EPA or OSHA, Five Years Ago April 24, 1982 Committee established The Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee has established members to represent the faculty, academic staff, classified staff and students. Representative of the faculty are: Stella Gray and Wayne Johnson; academic staff: Linda Piele and Stuart Rubner; classified staff: Karen Lourigan, Carrie Peters and Jackie Willems; students: Carla Thomas and Pat Hensiak. The functions of the committee will be to advise the Chancellor on all matters relating to sexual harassment; to advise and assist the Chancellor in devising programs designed to inform employees and students of the nature of sexual harassment, to increase their sensitivity to it and to publicize the procedures, sanctions and remedies available against it; and to help people who feel that they are victims of sexual harassment, to bring about an informal resolution. Ten Years Ago April 20, 19'7'1 Wine to be served in Union The Parkside Union Operating Board voted last Thursday to begin serving wine in the Union effective as soon as possible. The proposal to serve wine began with a request to Chancellor Guskin from PSGA President Harvey Hedden and President-elect Rusty Tutlewskl. The chancellor had no substantial objection to the proposal, the UOB unanimously to permit wine . Concert features students "Music for 88 Keys and Six ~trlngs" Will be featured on ednesday, April 29, when Parkaide piano and classical guitar students present a concert at one o'clock in Oommun1cat1on Arts room D-18. The Music Department ts SJ>onsortng the concert. Kristy Parham and JW Lammers, pianists, will join guitarists John Wynstra, Ar· thur Rose, Denise Barrett and John Costigan in presenting solo works by composers Leo Browe, Villa-Lobos, Brahms, Chopin, and MorenoTorroba. The concert is free and open to the public. 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Moody arrives Monday, 27th "Free Trade or Protec onism-- Which Path for the United States?" will be th topic of a free public talk by U.S. Rep. James oody ( O Wis. at 1 p.m. on onday, April Z1 lo the Main Place of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. The talk will be followed by a diacussion. Moody will be the distinguished lecturer in Political Science at UW-P that day and will speak before a number of political science cla.ues and meet with faculty and students at an infonnal hmcheon. His visit is organized by UW-Parkside political clence professor Kenneth Hoover, chair of the university's Poutteat Selence Department. 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'f~ When my friends and I graduated from high school, we all took part-time Jobs to pay for college. . , They ended up in car washes and hamburger joints, putting in long hours for little pay. Not me. My job takes just one weekend a month and two weeks a v: I' year. ' r,-MA-IL-TO-: An-ny-Na-ti:o-na-l"G-ua-rd. -P..~.,.;Bo-x 6-0'0-0, C-lifto-n, N-J 0-701-5, 1- let, m earning $18,000 for college.' ' Because I joined my local Army NAME OM OF : National Guard.· ArADiDiDRWES;SS ---..:.-------=---=----'---- 1 They're the people who help our CITYISTAT&ZIP " " : state dunng emergencies like burri- - AREA CODE PHONEUSGITIZENIilYES DNO 1 cimanpeosrtaanntd fplaorotdos.f oTuhreyc'oreuntarlys'os amni'litary I SOCIAL SECURITY NU"1 BER BIRTH DATE I defense. ' OCCUPATION 1 So, since I'm helping them do such n~E~;L;~,tlJ~~~~~~Ld\fE~LbE~6 : an important job, they're helping me BRANCH. RANK AFMiMOS N--=--_I,--'" 1 make it through school :rc e~e "Sl"-~oa~llECA'lJ'I"'O<'G''"~"q""lS~£SON'<~,v '0lJ'l0-~0'\J~<l s'o~c ...,-SlCl/RlT'o "UIoOIl(A ................. I • L='R"O_"'~_ROO'~OO'~.~~'~,~;:;,'-' _____A__r_m_-_¥_National- G-------M~~-J -!..A~m~eriCansAtTheir Best. uard As soon as I finished Advanced Training, the Guard gave me a cash bonus of $2,000. Then, under the New , GI Bill,I'm getting another $5,000 for tuition and books. Not to mention my monthly Army Guard paychecks. They'll add up to more than $11,000 over the six years I'm in the Guard: And if I take out a college loan, the Guard will help me pay it back-up to $1,500 a year, plus interest. It all adds up to $18,000-or more -for college for just a little of my time. And that's a heck of a better deal than any car wash will give you. THE GUARD CAN HELP PUT YOU THROUGH COLLEGE, TOO. SEE YOUR LOCAL RECRUITER FOR DETAILS, CALL TOLL-FREE 800-638-7600,* OR MAIL THIS' COUPON. .: . 'In Ha":aii: 7~7-5255: Puerto Rico: 721-4550: Guam: 477-9957: Virgin Islands (51. CrOIx!.7,3·6438: New Jersey: 800-452-5794, In Alaska consult yourlocal phone directory. -, - - . A c,1,9,85h United States Ggverri:mentas represented by the Secretary of Defense. ng t:s reserved. >,' - , : -, • "ROW I ■ ADE 818,000 . FOBC LLEGE BY WO-ING WEEKENDS." ,r - .. .Jit • - .... 4. . ., \ When my friends and I graduated from high school, we all took part-time jobs to pay for college. As soon as I finished Advanced Training, the Guard gave me a cash bonus of $2,000. Then, under the New GI Bill, I'm getting another $5,000 for tuition and books. Not to mention my monthly Army Guard paychecks. They'll add up to more than $11,000 over the six years I'm in the Guard. And if I take out a college loan, the Guard will help me pay it back-up to $1,500 a year, plus interest. It all adds up to $18,000-or more - for college for just a little of my time. And that's a heck of a better deal than any car wash will give you. THE GUARD CAN HELP PUT YOU THROUGH COLLEGE, TOO. SEE YOUR LOCAL RECRUITER FOR DETAILS, CALL TOLL-FREE 800-638-7600;' OR MAIL THIS COUPON. They ended up in car washes and hamburger J0 oints, putting in long hours *In Ha~aii: 7.? 7·52 55; Puerto Rico : 721-4550; Guam: 477-995?; Virgin Islands ,£ <St. Cro1_xl: 7 13-6438; New Jersey : 800-452-5794. In Alaska. consult your local 1or little pay phone directory. . • c 19_85 nited States Government as represented by the Secretary of Defense. Not me. My job takes just one Allnghtsreserved. weekend a month and two weeks a year. r- - - - - - -:- - - - - ;_ _ - - - - - - -, v: I' MAIL TO : Anny National Guard, P.~. Box 6000, Clifton, NJ 07015 I 1et, m earning $18,000 for college. Because I joined my local Army NAME c M □ F I National Guard. •oo••ss I They're the people wnG> help our c1Tv1sTAT&z1p I state dunng emergencies like hurricanes and floods. They're also an AREA <::ODE PHONE • f SOCIAL SEC RITY NUMBER important part o our country's military defense. occuPAT10N So, since I'm helping them do such iI~Yt~J.1~fJ~~~~~~LJ\C&Lff~6 an imJ?Ortant job, they're helping me BRA cH RANK AFM / Mos make 1t through school. L !t:SiW..E,=~~~'!"'~~ .. -=-r;.-• I Arm NatioDai-i~~-----Af~L~_J ' Americans At Their Best. ___ U_ anl Thursday, April 23, 1987 7 . , ~our Holocaust documentary ,IShoah" provides "emotional c ." byGaryL.schneeberger man's 9% hour documenta . onnectlon to Holocaust Editor about the annihilation of Je~ on ~Unday. May 3 and at 6 In Europe during World War p.~ on ~onday, May 4. II. What s amazing about The movie, called "the 'Shoah'" Rosenberg ex. greatest use of film In motion plamed, "is that Lanzman picture history" by critic does not use a single frame of Gene Siskel, will be shown in ~~d foota~e. He concentrates two four-plus hour parts In th updating the stories of the Union Cinema. Screerun sase who went through the for part one will be at 3 p ::, ~olocaust. He doesn't fall on Sunday, April 26 and ":t Ii ack on stale. images of p.m. on Monday, April 27' em,aclated bodies . things .part 2 will be shown at 2 p..m' webefovree. seen a hundred times ~----.Club Events'-- _ Sigma Epsilon llle PI Sigma Epsilon CoilarketlngFraternity will meetingsevery Wednesall p.m, In Molinaro 116. "'CCIUb Yeswe are alive and well, existing at Parkslde! eClub Is a brand new ortion this year, and. we a lot of exciting plans the upcoming 1987-88 Iyear. Ieare opento all students DO, youdon't have to be a e major to join or have ! next meeting will be y, Apriln at 1p.m. In . Arts D118. "Iverybody's heard of the ust, but no one really an emotionalfeel for It. ~ y, this will help esthat emotional connec- " tbat's how Richard Rosenassociate economics ~ssor,views the upcomscreening of "Shoah", chdirectorClaude Lanz- 'llle Pre·MedClub will be speakers on Monday 27 at 7:30 p.m. tri DI. Three hospital aclsls will talk about expandingrole of the 1stIn health care. A comparing hospital erclal and privately: .."e,.harmacles will also at . The meeting will. Pre M8 p.m. with elections ••..:..ed officers for 1987. - ...gat 7:30 p.m .. Pi Sigma Epsilon PI Sigma Epsilon will be sponsoring the Loop 500 on Friday, May 1 at 1 p.m. In Inner Loop Road. Team fees are $10 and price Includes a Loop 500 t-shirt for each member. Prizes will be awarded for winners. Sign-up will' be held on April 23-24 In the Molinaro Concourse. Physics Club The Physics Club wlll be touring the Argonne National Laboratory on Saturday. April 25. Students are to meet In the Union Bazaar at 10:45 a.m., transportation will be provided. All university students and faculty are Invited to join us. Sign-up on the door of Greenqulst 233. Geology Club The Geology Club will be sponsoring a speaker on Friday, April 24 at 1 p.m. In Greenqulst 113. Dr. Joe Moran of the College of Envi· ronmental Sciences at Green Bay . will present the talk "Blocllmatlc Anomaly at the Edge of the Laurentide Ice Sheet?.. The presentation Is free and open to the .public. .We Call·It Special Checking • Free Printed checks • Unlimih~d Checkwriting • Safekeeping 0f Checks • No Minimum Ballm\£· " • Nominal Flat Monthly Fee • 24 Hour Access with TYME llailk~Elmwood • Motor Bank Durand al kentucky !7I,,<I {-{Ir,Pe1 (Fe/wlt"i' 554·5311 • Main Office 2704 lathrop Ave. Racine. WI 53405 • Green Acre Office Hwys. 31 & 38 FDIC Psi/Chi Psychology Club There will be a PsI/ChI Psychology Club meeting Wednesday, April 29 from 1-2 p.m. In Molinaro 311. New of. ficers for June 87-June 88 and new Psi Chi members will be Installed. All are welcome! Wargamers The Parkslde Association of Wargamers will hold a meet. Ing on Friday, April 24 at 1 p.m. In Molinaro L-4. We encourage anyone interested to attend. Club events such as GenCon and the year end plcnic will be discussed. International Studies Club The New Officers for the International Studies Club are President: Nadene Ellis, Vice President: Shelly Kortendlck, Secretary-Treasurer-: Ya- 'Coub (Jack) Ayyoub. ''If one really wants to understand history," Rosenberg went on, "this is the way to do It. Perhaps because of this film, history won't repeat it. self." 10 addition to showings in the Union Cinema, there will also be Video presentations. The movie will be shown in Its entirety on Wednesday April 29 from 8:30 a.m. to 6; 30 p.rn, in Union 207 and on Thursday. April 30, at the same tune In Union lOt. After those showings, the videotape will be placed In the Ubrary's collection. Rosenberg is coordinating the showing, which Is co-aponsored by the International Studies Program, PAB, the Lecture and Fine Arts Committee. Beth Israel Sinal Congregation of Racine, Beth Hillel Temple Congregation of Kenosha and the Parkslde Foreign Film Series. Chorale and Chamber Singers to present final concert The Chorale and Chamber Singers. directed by Prof. Robert Campell, will present their concert of the season at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, May 7. at the Atonement Lutheran Church, 2915 Wright Avenue .• Racine. Admission Is $2 for stu. dents, senior citizens and Parkslde faculty and staff, $t for the general public. Proceeds from the concert will be used for music scholarships. The Chorale will sing a selectlon of short pieces for choir. with contemporary works by Delta .roio. Pfautsch and Curtis. The Chamber Singers will sing Schurnann'a "Spanisches Liederspiel. tI a ecng-cycte for a quartet of voices. Both groups will join forces for the last selections of the concert. featuring the songs of Ives, American Negro spir- Ituals and popular numbers, "Misconceptions" is theme of art show Gallery 124 presents a group show, entitled "M1S· CONCEPTIONS" on Sunday, April 26th. and on Sunday, May 3rd, 1-15 pm at m 66th Street, Kenosha. ThIs Is a multi-dimensional show with the theme of mls. conceptions as Interpreted by the individual artists. It Is free and open to the publlc. Call 6112-3993 or 6117-8OOlI for more lnformaUon. PI-gnotti 's HOURS PleaseuseourprodUClsin:~eralion. . 6,f 0pen~9hrusal. iuwp i V~ ~:9Y ~-- HwyE oomJl 1 ~ 1585 ~North 22nd~A"V'-.nue-e~~~Ph~'q-;-;!-;8-' l/2O-0U r ,!I I;:::!..! FREE POSTERS ~ EXCHANOt: MILLER S4282pack N/R Bottles Returnable Cases Meister Brau 8489 Mamms 8489 24.12 oz. Ret. Bottles 7-Up, DIet 7-Up, Squirt, CIlerry 7·Up, Dr Pepper S32~Pack Barrel Specials Hamms 1/4 81299 Schlitz 1/4 81899 Beremen Original Apple UqulUr 8711M~~re .52 Rebate II~S399 art es aymes - ~ Wine Coolers I I~ "Stte/I's Spot;;"" S21~pack SleU of 24 WINE LER Close Out sale Assorted Flavors $299 $1699 ~~x 4 pack 24 Pack Match J Thursday, April 23, 1987 7 ~ur Holocaust documentary 115hoah'' provides ''emotional c • ,, byGafYL,Schneeberger man's 9½ hour documenta . onnect,on to Holocaust Editor about the annit.lilation of Jez on l::hmctay, May 3 and at 6 in Europe during World War P-~ on ~onday, May 4. gverybody's heard of the usl, but no one really an emotional feel for it. y, this will help es' that emotional connec- !bat's how Richard Rosenassociate economics ' r, views the upcornscreening of "Shoah", ch director Claude Lanz. II. , Wh~~ s amazing about The movie, called "the Shoah Rosenberg greatest use of film in motion plained, "ls that Lanzm~ picture history" by critic does not use a single frame of Gene Siskel, Will be shown in old footage. He concentrates two four-plus hour parts in on updating the stories of the Union Cinema. Screenings those who went through the for part one will be at 3 pm Holocaust. He doesn't fall on Sunday' April 26 and at 6 back on stale images of p.m. on Monday, April 27; em,aciated bodies - things part 2 will be shown at 2 p.m. we ve seen a hundred times before. J..----Club Events·----- SJgrna Epsilon !lie Pl Sigma Epsilon Colfarketing Fraternity will meetings every Wednesal 1 p.m. in Molinaro 116. cClub Yes we are alive and well, existing at Parkside! c Club is a brand new ortion this year, and we a lot of exciting plans the upcoming 1987-88 year. We are open to all students no, you don't have to be a c major to join or have ! 1lle next meeting wlll be Y, April 27 at 1 p.m. in .Artsous. 1'e Pre-Med Club will be speakers on Monday 27 at 7:30 p.m. 1n Dl. Three hospital cists Will talk about expanding role of the cist in health care. A comparing hospital ercial and privately: atiJnharrnacies will also · The meeting will Pre at 8 p.m. with elections 11 • .:..~ed Officers for 1987• ..... \lllg at 7:30 p.m. Pi Sigma Epsilon Pi Sigma Epsilon will be sponsoring the Loop 500 on Friday, May 1 at 1 p.m. in Inner Loop Road. Team fees are $10 and price includes a Loop 500 t-shirt for each member. Prizes will be awarded for winners. Sign-up will be held on April 23-24 in the Molinaro Concourse. Physics Club The Physics Club will be touring the Argonne National Laboratory on Saturday, April 25. Students are to meet in the Union Bazaar at 10:45 a.m., transportation will be provided. All university students and faculty are invited to join us. Sign-up on the door of Greenquist 283. Geology Club The Geology Club will be sponsoring a speaker on Friday, April 24 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. Dr. Joe Moran of the College of Environmental Sciences at Green Bay will present the talk ''Biocllmatic Anomaly at the Edge of the Laurentide Ice Sheet?" The presentation is free and open to the_public. Psi/Chi Psychology Club There will be a Psi/Chi Psychology Club meeting Wednesday, April 29 from 1-2 p.m. in Molinaro 311. New officers for June 87-June 88 and new Psi Chi members will be insb¥1ed. All are welcome! Wargamers The Parkside Association of Wargamers will hold a meeting on Friday, April 24 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro L-4. We encourage anyone interested to attend. Club events such as GenCon and the year end picnic will be discussed . International Studies Club The New Officers for the International Studies Club are President: Nadene Ellis, Vice President: Shelly Kortendick, Secretary-Treasurer: Ya' Coub (Jack) Ayyoub. "If one really wants to understand hi tory," Ro en berg went on , ' 'thi is the v.:ay to do it. Perhaps becau e f this film, history won't repeat ft. elf." In addition to showings in the Union Cinema. there 111 also be video presentations. The movie will be hov.n in its entirety on Wedne day April 29 from :30 a . m . to 6; SO p.m. in Union 2<YT and on Thursday, April 30, at the Chorale and Chamber Singers to present final concert The Chorale wW slng The Chorale and Chamber Singers, directed by Prof. Robert Campell, will present their concert of the n at 8 p .m. on Tue day, • y 7, at the Atonement Lutheran Church, 2915 Wright Avenue. , Racine. l ction of hort I c tor choir, with contemporary ork by D lla Jo o, Pfau h and CurtJ.s. Admission is $2 for tu. dents, senior citizens and Parkside faculty and staff, $( for the general public. Proceeds from the concert will be u ed for music chol arshlps. "Misconcep ions" is theme of art show Gallery 12( p n a group show, entitled '' CO CEPTIO S'' on Sunday, April 26th, and on unday, May Srd, 1-5 pm at W th Street, Kenosha. Call 662-399 or 8157 . Thia l a multi-dim nslonal more lnlorma on . for We Call --It Special Checking • Free Printed Checks • Unlimited Checkwriting • Safekeeping of Checks • No Minimum Balance ~- Wine Coolers II ~ s311 art es aymes I "Stroh'sSpok;;,.,, s2 9 ~pac s18~!of24 • Nominal Flat Monthly Fee • 24 Hour Access with TYME B-an-k~ Elmwood 'Mo1or Bank Durand a1 Kentucky rl?nlau;/Jet ,ferfJkt' 554-5311 • Main Office 2704 Lathrop Ave. Racine, WI 53405 • Green Acre Office Hwys. 31 & 38 FDIC MILLER s4212pack N/R Bottles Returnable Cases Meister Brau 14119 Ham ms 14119 24-12 oz. Ret. Bottles 7-Up, Diet 7-Up, Sq lrt, Cherry 7-Up, Dr Pepper s32~pac Barrel Specials Hamms ¼ s1299 Schlitz ¼ 118 99 Berentzen Original Apple Uqueur s711 •ff:r • S2 Rebat WINE C LERS Close Out Sale Assorted Flavors $299 * 1699 ~'t 4 pack 24 Pac Match 8 ThuntdllY, Aprtl23, 1987 PSGA Questionnaire Drop off in PSGA Office, WLLC Would you use a skating pond if one were available on C~!1!Pus? YES-ND-UNDECIDED Comments Would you listen to a radio station if we were to run one on campus? YES-NO-UNDECIDED Comments Would you participate-support a football club if there were one on campus? YES-ND-UNDECIDED Comments Have you any comments-suggestions you would like to have addressed or answered? . Name (Ophonal)==,.=;;;;-;-;;~;-;;:;;;: Thank you. I will try to post the results In my next column. .. . ' ____ .....A. W~e~N~!T!~!N!~~tudents and 1200 Thursday, "priUS ~ a Party featurtng "The others. Sponsored by PAD. far WORKSHOP:. "Managerial gkers" starting at 9 p.rn. ~ Styles" starts at 9 a.m. In Sh~ Square. Admission IS Monday, Apru 2'1 Union 207. Call ext. 2312 for Un ~ned at the door. SP<)n- , reservations. Sponsored by cha g b PAB ROUND TARLE: "The!lolo. the Continuing Education Of- sored y. caust and the Ge"""" fice. "Saturday, April 25 Church" by Rev. llelnrt•• MOVIE: "Secret Honor wlil Grosse of West Ge "" be shown at'7:30 p.m. In the WORKSHOP: "Bartender starts at 12:15 p.m. In U Union Cinema. Tickets for the Awareness" starts at 11 p.m. 106. The event Is free Thursday Foreign Film Se- In Union 207. Call Ext. 2312 open to the pUblic. rtea will be available at the for details. FILM: "The Armenian ".."..'".. door. PLAY: "The Cradle Wlll The Genocide of 1915" WlJ1 • Friday, April 24 Rock" wlll be repeated at 8 shown at 1 p.m, In Mo WORKSHOP: "Staffing Your m In the Communication 107. The film Is free 8lld Organization" starts at 9 a.m, l::rt; Theatre. Tickets wlll be to the public. In Union 207. Call ext. 2312 for available at the door." WORKSHOP: "Malor details.' MOVIE: "Secret Honor wlll slons" will be repealed at WORKSHOP: "Major Decl- be repeated 8 p.m, In the p.m. In Union 202. Call ext. slons" starts at 1 p.m In Union Cinema. All seats are "2452 for reservations. Union 202. Sponsored by sold for the Saturday Foreign' DOCUMENTARY F'IUIt Career Planning and Place- .Film Series. "Shoah" (part 1 conllnualllrl ment Office. starts at 6 p.m. In UteUnlall BIKE RACE: Starting at 1 Sunday, April 26 Cinema. The film is free SIIl\ p.m. on the Inner Loop Road. MOVIE: "Secret Honor" wlll open to the public. Call ext. 2125 for more de- be repeated at 1 p.m. In the talis. Sponsored by Pi Sigma Union Cinema. Tickets for the Epsilon. Sunday Foreign Film Series MOVIES: "Modern TImes" wtll be available at the door. wtll be shown at 1:30 p.m, DOCUMENTARY FILM: and "The Great Dictator" will b wlll be shown at 7:30 p.m. In "Shoah" (part ~) , e the Union Cinema. Admission sChionwemnaa. tT3hep.mfil.mInIstahbeouUtnitohne is free for Parkside and Car- destruction of the Jews duro thage students and $2.00 for' Th fI1 . others. Sponsored by PAB. Ing World War II. e m ,IS Will free and open to the public. ' PLAY: "The Cradle MOVIE: "Monster Verdoux" CRoomckm" usntiacrattsionat A8rtps.mT.heInatrteh.e wtll be shown at 8'30 p.m. In Call ext. 2564 for ticket tnror- the Union Cinema. Admission matlon. Is free for Parkside and Car. Tuesday, Apt1) 28 WORKSHOP: "Major DecI. slons" will be repealed at I p.m. In Union 207. Call ext. 2452 for details. LECTURE: James R. PeW. sen, who writes Ute "Pla1IxI Advisor" 'column In Playbaj Magazine will talk at 8 p.1t In the Union CInema. program Is free .and opea the public. Sponsored by PAB. ANNOUNCING PERSONAL SYSTEM PC FAIR ---- -- - ---n----__-1-. ..,. ...-, TUESDAY, APRIL 28th ALCOVE AREA (Next to Bookstore) 9 a.m, - 4 n-m. COME SEE THE NEW IBM PERSONAL SYSTEM/2 8 Thur9day, April 23, 1987 PSGA Questionnaire Drop off in PSGA Office, WLLC ----~A Wte~N!!r!!'..!}!''!,!.~,udent, and 12,. Thunday, April ZS ~ a Party featuring "~e others. Sponsored by PAR. for WORKSHOP: "Managerial sh!kers" starting at 9 p.rn. m Styles" starts at 9 a .m. in U ·on Square. Admission ls Union 207. can ext. 2312 for c~rged at the door. Sponreservatlons. Sponsored by sored by p AB. Would you use a skating pond if one were available on ~usb-UNDECIDED Comments Would you listen to a radio station if we were to run one on campus? YES- 0-UNDECIDED Comments Would you partici~te-support a football club if there were one on campus? YES-NO-UNDECIDED Co mments Have you any comments-suggestions you would like to have addressed or answered? . l ) ame (ophona ---.------,---:-Thank you. I will try to post the results m my next column. the Continuing Education Of• flee. .. will Saturday, April 25 MOVO:: "Secret Honor be shown at 7:30 p.m. in tbe Union Cinema. Tickets for the Thursday Foreign Film Serles will be avallable at the door. Friday, April 2' WORKSHOP: "Staffing Your Organization" starts at 9 a.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2312 for details. WORKSHOP: " Major Decisions" starts at 1 p.m in Union 202. Sponsored by Career Planning and Placement Office. BIKE RACE: Starting at 1 p.m. on the Inner Loop Road. Call ext. 2125 for more details. Sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon. MOVIES: ' 'Modem Times" will be shown at 1:30 p.m. and " The Great Dictator" wW be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission Is free for Parkside and car. thage students and $2.00 for others. Sponsored by P AB. PLAY: " The Cradle Will Rock" starts at 8 p.m. in the CommunicaUon Arts Theatre. Call ext. 2564 for ticket information. WORKSHOP: "Bartender Awareness" starts at 9 p.m. in Union 207. Call Ext. 2312 for details. PLA y: • 'The Cradle Will Rock" will be repeated at 8 m in the Communication ~~ Theatre. Tickets will be available at the door. MOVIE: "Secret Honor" will be repeated 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Saturday Foreign Film Series. Sunday, April Z6 MOVIE! "Secret Honor:• will be repeated at 1 p.m. m the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. DOCUMENTARY FILM: "Shoah" (part 1) will be shown at 3 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The film is about the destruction _ of the Jews during World War II. The film is free and open to the public. MOVIE: "Monsier Verdoux" will be shown at 8:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is free for Parkside a n d Car. ANNOUNCING TH - - - - • ... -- ,.. - ----- - - - ... .... - -- ..,, -- --- • • PERSONAL SYSTEM PC FAIR TUESDAY, APRIL 28th ALCOVE AREA (Next to Bookstore) 9 a.m. - 4 p~m. Monday, April r, ROUND TABLE: "The 1fo1o. caust and the Ge Church" by Rev. Rei:: Grosse of West starts at 12:15 p.m. 1n u111a1 106. The event Is free open to the public. FILM: ''The Armenian Caae· The Genocide of 19115" Will • shown at 1 p.m. In Mo 101. The film ls free and to the public. WORKSHOP: "Major Deel,; slons" will be repeated at I p.m. in Union 202. Call ext. 24f52 for reservations. DOCUMENTARY F'IUI: "Shoah" (part 1 cont1nuat1Ga starts at 6 p.m. 1n the Untan Cinema. The fllm is free and open to the publlc. Tuesday, April 28 WORKSHOP: "Major Deel, sions" will be repeated at t p.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2452 for details. LECTURE: James R. Pei.. sen, who writes the "~ Advisor" 'column in Playbof Magazine will talk at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. ~ program is free and ops It the public. Sponsored by P AB. COME SEE THE NEW IBM PERSONAL SYSTEM/2 ~~~~ThUrsd~aY'AP~rtI23'~1987~9 ente rtai nme nt McCurdy -Short Cuts·- byBernie Doll m~sicalscene which is !II aturated with top forty IItl"'bandsand groups that the oldies of one's nightmares it is reasthat there are still • bands who silll play Ibeb' muslc. one of best original bands ibis area is Pat McCurdy the Confldentlals. y's music appeals to wid' variety of Individuals I lh1s tact illustrates that iIIIaoog wrillng ability of this Is something to be reck- _ with. The band plays and roll ( for lack of a r moreall encompassing ) and their songs deal '11th the everyday expertences (withsome exceptions) ratherthan recounting the IpOlIs of a million dollar life· Ilyls droning about how blehuman existence Is. ane 01the things that sets Ibe Conlldentialsapari from othergroups In the area Is tile metthat the live show is alwaysdifferent. Along with _t additions their 1epetolre McCurdy and band IIao do an Impromptu request I8Ctlon In which they perform 1IIlatever audience members ea1l out some mcdlflca, lions). This part of the show can take some interesting recent session doda Led Zepplln, Laurie Pat McCurdy and the Men About Town atlesting to the band's popuyou Iarlly. Pat said that the most fun recent recording was done "With the spirit In mind" In Confident1als perform. rather than aiming for a per. ance. feet recording. Recently, Pat and band went Into MlIwaukee's Breezeway studios to record a three song demo which features, "Wonderland of Love" I "How". and "Don't Wait an. other Day". The demo (which was aided by Mike Hoffman) is now being shopped around to the major labels. The Con. flndentials last release "How to Love and Be Loved" (which featured ten tunes) sold out a couple hundred copies the two weeks that It was available the public Pat McCurdy and the Conti· dentials are an entire entertainment package featuring humor, satire. social commentary, and some of the best music in this or any section of the country. see them now before the large area markets snap them up. Pat said that "There is a demand for us in Minneapolis and Chicago." would be great disservice yourself to not see Pat McCurdy and the Confidentials soon! ALL IN THE NAME -----OF LOVE by AlianUc Starr------ (Warner Bros.) two. Ita lyrics are uninspired but harmless, as are the vocals. UUe cut other duet, "All of Love, II 1!1 a poor rendition at Al Hudson and One Way. It has a mellow ballad sound, but the vocals just aren't impressive. The Instrumentation is typtcal synthesized keyboards and percussion. the music simplistic repetitive. There is nothing special about songs the sing- Ing. None 01 the songs are ortenstve, but most of them are lorgettable. Atlantic Starr's latest album is just as the title suggests - a compilation of love songs with nice IIttie beata. boasts the song "Always," which is currently on The group's pop sound, with touch of R&B, may hit home with those who are just looking lor a ballad album ot the mediocre. IIght.groove Aliantic Starr·s trademark has been duets by Weathers either David or Wayne Lewis. Ot the album's songs are duets. "Always" is the beller of the Utlle America -------- by Utlle America (Warner The debut disk from Uttle America presents a band that developed something worthwhlle. ThIs is not to say that the album Is an e/fort completely devoid of enterlalnment, but most 01 it is about as appetiz. Ing as a piece of dry toast. The trouble with Uttle America the fact that they present the lack on the is atrocious. There are only two tracks on the entire LP ·Rlntz tlme distinct from the rest and much material is plain and repetitive. Yet, as easy it would be to dismiss lh1s album as a toial loss It would not be fair to do 80. The recording is quite god with a strong bass and drum attack and well mixed vocals and The album also contains some standout like "World". "Lost Along Way". and the haunting "Walk On F~' ··Bernle Doll BRATS. BURGERS AND "I 29 11am-2pm Union Patio WedL.ivAepnMusic by .. " JACK MACKEREL" Free Admission I!! =--==============-Thul'Sd-=ay,==Aprt2l3=, 1=9 :::::897 en t e rta i nm en t Mccurdy man about music by eernle Doll t%ii .. .• ·-- 'N'i -- - musical scene Ill a turated -:' bands and groups ~t one s reasthat still uieil'muslc. One Ibis ts Confidentials. ~y's wide individuals !. ihiB fact • 1111 aoog writing ablllty • lllld ls reck- 1 with. The band plays ,-..uer more all w1111 experiences with some rather than ipo111 llfeiyle or i.rtble human is. One of the lie Confldentials apart Giber groups in is le fact that ls always different. mutant to npetolre llao impromptu aeclion in whatever call (with modificallona). an . A ded a Anderson combination. As you might have noticed, McCurdy likes to have fun and humor plays a large role in any Confidentlals performance. into Milwaukee's features, Love", How", another Confindentials ''to and in it to attesting to the band's popularity. Pat said that the most recent recording was done "With the spirit in mind" rather than aiming for a perfect Confidentlals entertainment satire, commentary, section Go demand It a to -Short Cuts- ------OF LO\'E Atlantic Starr -----( Br01J.) AUantic ls as suggests • little beats. The album being played the airwaves. v.1th a tor of mediocre, light-variety. Atlantic Starr's Barbara and Of nine only two better Its The title and in the Name Love," ls of ha.a impressive, instrumentaUon ls typical percussion, aimpllatic and la the or singing. of offensive, forgettable. •·Marla Rint:: Uttle Little Bros.) disk Llttle has not yet fully into worthwhile. This ls effort entertainment, of abOut ing Little is nothing new and the. of variety album that have the time signatures much of their is - ns It this total lt falr to so. la and guitars. nlso tracks like .. Perfect the and "Walk Firf'~' ••Be"tfc BRATS, ••• Wed. April 29 11 am-2pm Live Music by: " ~A~K MACKEREL" Adm1ss1on !!! Shape upt by Michael J. Rohl Agood, nutritious and 1I'IlIj..... diet Is what a body '" perform:But what Is pi. balanced diet? Well, candy, cake, cookies, fnlils and vegetables, and McQonald's is aweD·balanced diet. Remembethrose Saturday adverfisments. or .choolhealth education? 100 do, you probably mberthe four basic food Whole grains and , dairy products, meat fish and fruits and ....... "hlea are still the best to go. Youdon't have to a healthfood nut to eat a diet. Promthe four food groups, III.Ix most haslc nutrients ... be acquIred. Carbohy. /rate., prqleins, fats, vita. 1Ibla, mineralsand water are IIIsupplied In some form or IIIllhebrythe four groups. I ~bohYdrales are the· ...,. preferred energy ........ They supply the body with most of the body's energy .. CarbohYdrates are complex su~ars Which come from fruIts, vegetables gralrts and bread. ' The same molecules that make up table (refineel) sugar are in vegetables fruits and grains. Refined sugar, however, is not an efficient source of energy. You may ask, "Isn't It the same s"tuff? What's, the difference?. This is the difference. Re. fined sugars are small. They enter the bloodstream direct. Iy with very lIttie digestion. This Influx of sugar causes in. sulin fluctuation, causing energy highs and lows. Also, the excess sugars can only be stored as fats. More complex carbohydrates, however, take longer to digest and usually contain more vitamins, minerals and fiber. Because complex car. bohydrates require more di· gestion, they allow a steady flow of energy. Also, the body doesn't naturally break down food to the smallest parts right away. Carbohydrates are broken down into glycogen and stored in muscle. Fats are a secondary source of fuel and are present in virtually aU foods to a cer· tain degree. They are burned over a long period of time and contain more energy than any other source, but there's one problem, - some fats con· tribute to high cholesterol. Thursday. Apcl123, 11187 11 Athlete p-rofile Le~~c~!!!n~ces Englishand tennis "Tennis is my best 5 rt coach, Dick Frecka, really but not my favortta r I POth' relates to the players. This I. competi.on. but I'm .notaovveerte a rnajor partin our success, " dedicated to It." Y explained LeCount. This Is the persp tI Besldes tennis, Randy la Randy LeCount ec ve. of also active In football, billie. English major and a senior ball, and basketball. He also of Parkslde's tennis atmember Is participating In an Intern- Tennis comes ve earn. ship in Writing and Editing Iy to LeCount He bry natural· here. He feels It Is very Im- .ing tennis in the el ~::,nplay. Randy Lecount portant to stay In ahape nnd for fun th g grade to do well In school. te U; ~n went on to corn- feated. ThIs Is an impressive Randy aspire. to • Journal. pe high school. In his record for a person who has !.smcareer In sportswriting or ~:~~ season in high school never taken a tennIs lesson. po8lI1bly Publ1c Relation •. Pia named Most Valuable There are eleven mem- "I'm just l1I<eany other col. yer. LeCount is ranked bers on Parl<slde's tennls lege student. 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DID you notice that ..sertous blue eyes" is still MY secret? CONGRATUlATIONS STEVE B. aDd Sarah, It, psych major and Howdy Doodles's older sister-what a couple! BONEMAN: WOOT woo! As In the woot rIver. Love you babe! . B.W. JAN·D. heard you're: nmntng for Aut. Pro Temp_ That's Speclal. PROFESSOR C.: Thanks for an en· joyable semester. It's Obsesalon. Ks. IF LADIES' rooms have femInIne napkins what do men'. rooms ha'Ye! Q: WHA'J' did the Amazons do with their men? A: They kept them as pets. EVIDENTLY I didn't ~u it clear enough for you! Would bIg crayons have helped?·!t'8 Snocta not Sborta! 'en's track . Heat slows down runners by llarah ltiett 500m this year in 15:57. Mike . Nelson was also entered and ..'!be SUnunerweather was a ran a personal best by twelve ~ factor In some slower seconds. His finishing time ... ' last weekend as the was 16:17. &al ::• lrack team competed Although mostiy made up Universityof Illinois In of distance runners, Parkslde the Palgn. After traInIng in had two men competing in Lue COOlweather coach the hurdle events. In the 110m IIlneIan RosafeU the 'heat was high hurdies, Todd Nomm:.; I illte whatof a shock and def. sen ran a 16.2. This was s /orhJly causedsome problems first race of the year, a.s he i lin • runners. coming back from an mjury. lihitethe1000meter run Rob Dan Vogt, running the 400m 1bne Offtntshed eighth ";Ith a hurdles, didn't have a good ......Bfour minutes, 6.72 sec- day, and finished in 59.8. will 111.(11'Own wasn't far behind Next weekend, the men t 1Iik~3li.e Placed tenth. be competing at the Elmh~S i l.unow ran his first Relays In Elmhurst, IllinO . Iiii"''''.",************************ : .POOL CENTER: I ~i S 5102 Gr.een Bay Rd., Kenosha * THE SWIMMING POOL * i PROFESSIONALS: : IN.GROUND • ABOVE GROUND ... i:8,ALES • CHEMICALS : ~. ~ALLATION • ACCESSORIES - ... i P VICE • EQUIPMENT : : ..HONE:KENOSHA 654.3341 RACINE 632-5223 ... 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Thursday, Apdl 23, 1987 1 Classified Ads TOGA-TOGA' ' - J ~ - /, 1· dance FRIDAY APRIL 24TH 8:30 UNIO SQUARE STUDENTS 2 GUEST 3 FIRST 100 IN TOGAS GET FREE LAURELS THE SHAKERS MQv~ review No secret by Gary _berger Movies like "The Secret of My Success" are a lot like mJd·aJr plane colllaions: disasters which could have, and should have, been avoided. Michael J. Fox, fresh from taking It on the chin for the labored "Light of Day," Is lost In this brash, overblown stinker which purports to be a comedy. But there's nothing funny to about a script that. unloads more Implauslbllltles than UHaul unloads couches. Brantley Foster (Fox) abandons Kansas. heads to New York to work in the mallroom of his uncle' 5 corporation. beds his aunt, falls for a comelybut- cold executive and winds up Impersonating a top-level exec between mall runs. None of this meshes well with the ridulculous romantic undercurrents, in which .. Fox's lack of success every prtnclpal character Is shacking up with another principal character who happens to be married or attached to yet another prtnct- .pal character. So frenetic and disjointed Is Director Herbert Ross' pacing that viewers feel like they're watching three tennls matches taking place simultaneously on the same court. When the plot contrivances aren't befuddling viewers. Film dictionary released by Jim Nelbaur Entertainment Editor There have been many Who's Who books on film, but this Is the first What's What. .'The American FUm Industry" by Anthony Slide (Greenwood Press) Is a brlllant, encyclopedic tome packed with valuable information. Slide carefully has complied statistics on every aspect of American turns and filmmaking, giving descrlptlons and essays for each entry, followed by addresses (where appropriate, e.g. studios, and a bibliography of further readings for each entry.) For students of American films It Is most Important. In its pages we have references to so much essential data on film, It would conceivably take a dozen or more reference books to make comparisons by volume alone. What makes this book even more salient Is Its In-depth descrlp- ~Ia~ DOMINO'S PIZZA DELIVERS! A Regular DOMINO'S PIZZA $3~~TASK A Large DOMINO'S PIZZA $5~~TASK TWO WEEKS ONLY!! Just ask for the $3.95 special or the $5.95 special when you order. Good from April 13 through the 26th. Order as many times as you'd like-no coupon necessary. 12 additional ilems available! Not valid with other offers or coupons. ssa-ssrr 491960th Street tlons and information for absolutely every entry. Not one thing Is dismissed as insignificant. For libraries with sections on film, it is an indlspensible reference work. Anthony Slide's name certainly adds value to the already comprehenstve tome. Slide has written a number of fine books on the media, his works on silent film being especially noteworthy. Helen Slater (as Fox's love Interest) Is lulling them to sleep with a pitifUl performance which makes her work In "Superglrl" look like Oscar fodder. Embarrassingly shff, especially when she's trying to be bitchy, Slater boasts all the chartsma of an old cat toy. And It's clear that Fox, who's as cute and endearing as ever, has a hard time trying to work with such a stifferoo. . Had Michael J. Fox, otUI hot property deSPite ..a "Light of Day" fiasco ".. agreed to waste hlmseu Ilol this hokum, "The Secret'" My Success" WOUldprobab~ have never seen cellulbld aJ as long as folks the callb~rIII Fox lend themselves to SUCh vacuous endeavors, We can expect to see movies as d184 trous as any mid·alr l'1aJl crash. e Softball--- Softball from page 12 scored two runs In the seventh inning and had two on with two out, but a shot off a Parksde bat was snagged on a diving catch by the Demon's snortstop, preserv- Ing their victory . That afternoon, Parkslde played the host team St. Francis. The Rangers scored first with a run In the first, but couldn't bring anyone around and ·lot 4·1. The Rangers left 12 runners on base In the game. The lone bright spot was Zimmerman, who went 3-for-4. Last M**on*d*a*y,* the Rang"" hosted St. Xavier. The VIal. tors, however. weren't gracious guests, taking the .... bleheader by scores 6·2 8Ild 10-3In eight Innings. Parkslde led the first g8IIIe until the third inning, but St. ·Xavier scored two in the tll1rd and four in the fourth. In game two, Parkslde 104 3-1 until the sixth, whenSl. Xavier tied the game IIlII sent it Into extra 1nnInga. Major statusdelayed------ SOC from page 1 boxes, II Harmeyer comment. ed. Robinson explained that she was not on campus at all last week and was unable to read anything that was In her mailbox. The other senators who were absent from the meeting and may have read the final draft of the constltution were excused from attending or' had previously informed Vice President Corby Anderson that they would be late. . A futher complication In the WEDNESDAYS ___ FROM7PM .. IMPORTED B:Efj~'SPECIALS "'?.- \. .;. ~ T A • t •• """ 6100 WASHINGTON AVE., RACINE, WI. AND ALL THAT LIVE JAZZ approval of the consUlulllll and acquisitlon of mojo' status arose with Senator Fred Monardl's questlonlng whether the entlre body 01 SOC was aware that the approval of the consitution_ Indeed, the signal for petlUon· tng for major status. I 'There was no motlCII made In SOC that we pas. tlIe constltutlon through the sen· ate to gain major status, but as a representative of SOC, I'm entitled to bring an~ that SOC passes for Sena approval. We don't move to have the minutes approved by the Senate, yet that is done each week." Harmeyer explained. ell I' The explanation satisfi 1: Manardl's question. Bill I Former SOC chair lh I Serpe was unhappy with ,,; I,' Senate's indecision as well.the think it is disgraceful thsaotme' Senate could not act on uIS I thing that has been in c1r~er: I, tlon all year and, furas<. " more, I will help D°':rcum. meyer find a way to C a'or vent the Senate to seek111J status." he commented. j,I j I' • I~,I I, l' I' SURPLUS GOODS Stereos, TVs, Refrigerators, Stoves, Furniture, and Much More! Get the Surplus Pnce SUPER SURPLUS oUTLET 5535 22ndA:- I OPEN7d8P' ......... ~ ,. " Thuladlly, April 23. 1117 Movie review No secret to Fox's lack of success b Gary hneeber r tovtes like • 'The Secret of 1:y uccess" are a lot like mid• Ir plane colllaJons: disa t which could have, and· hould h ve, been avoided. Michael J. Fox, fre h from king It on the chin for the 1 bor d "Light of Day," Is lo t In thJs brash, overblown tink r which purport to be a comedy. But th re's nothing funny about a cript that unloads more lmplaustbllitles than UHaul unloads couches. Brantley Foster (Fox) abandons Kansas, heads to ew York to work in the mallroom of hJs uncle's corporation. bed hi aunt, falls for a comelybut- cold xecutlve and wind up impersonating a top-level exec between mail runs. one of this meshes w U with the riduiculous romantic undercurrents, in which every principal character is shacking up with another principal character who happens to be married or attached to yet another principal character. So frenetic and disjointed is Director Herbert Ross' pacing that viewers feel like they're watching three tennis matches taking place simultaneously on the same court. When the plot contrivances aren't befuddling viewers, Helen Slater (as Fox's Jove interest> is lulling them to sleep with a pitiful performance which makes her work in "Supergirl" look like Oscar fodder. Embarrassingly stiff. especially when she's trying to be bitchy, Slater boasts all the charisma of an old cat toy. And it's clear that Fox, who's as cute and endearing as ever, has a hard time trying to work with such a stifferoo. Had Michael J. Fox Still hot property despite lhea "Light of Day" fiasco agreed to waste himsei, not this hokum. "The Secret OIi My Success" would ProbabOf have never seen celluloid ~ as long as folks the callb~r Of Fox lend themselves to SUCb vacuous endeavors, we can expect to see movies aa disaa. trous as any mid-air Plane crash. Film dictionary released Softba//--- Softball from page 12 scored two runs in the seventh inning and had two on with two out, but a shot off a Parksde bat was snagged on a diving catch by the Demon's shortstop, preservb · .Jim . lbaur t,ntertalnm nt Editor There have been many Who· Who books on film, but thJ. l th first What' What. ''The merican Film Industry" by Anthony Ude (Gr nwood Press) is a brilant, encyclopedic tome ck d with valuable information. Ude carefully has compiled tatistics on every aspect of American rums and fllmmaking, giving descrtp- Uons and essays for each entry, followed by addresses (where appropriate, e. g. studios, and a bibliography of further readings for each entry.) For students of American films It ls most important. In Its page we have references to so much ess ntial data on film, lt ould conceivably take a dozen or more reference book to make comparisons by volume alone. What makes this boo even more salJent is its in-depth descrip- DOMINO'S PIZZA DELIVERS! A Regular DOMINO'S PIZZA s3~~TASK A Large DOMINO'S PIZZA ss~!TASK TWO WEEKS ONLY!! 654-ssn 4919 60th Street lions and information for ab• solutely every entry. Not one thing is dismissed as insignificant. For libraries with sections on film, it ls an lndispensible reference work. Anthony Sllde's name certainly adds value to the already comprehensive tome. Slide has written a number of fine books on the media, his works on silent film being especially noteworthy. ing their victory. That afternoon, Parkside played the host team St. Francis. The Rangers scored first with a run in the first, but couldn't bring anyone around and lot 4-1. The Rangers left 12 runners on base in the game. The lone bright spot was Zimmerman, who went S-for-4. ****** Last Monday, the Rangen hosted St. Xavier. The vial. tors, however, weren't gra. cious guests, taking the doubleheader by scores 8-2 and 10-3 in eight innings. Parkside led the first game until the third inning, but SL xa vier scored two in the third and four in the fourth. In game two, Parkside led 3-1 until the sixth, when St. xavier tied the game 111d sent it into extra lnn1nga. Major status delayed------ S0Cfrompage1 boxes," Harmeyer comment. ed. Robinson explained that she was not on campus at all last eek and was unable to read anything that was in her mailbox. The other senators who were absent from the meeting and may have read the final draft of the constitution were excused from attending or -had previously informed Vice President Corby Anderson that they would be late. A futher complication in the AND ALL THAT LIVE JAZZ WEDNESDAYS -...-- FROM7PM IMPORTED BEER SPECIALS approval of the conatltutiml and acquisition of major status arose with Senator Fred Monardi's question!llg whether the entire body ct SOC was aware that the approval of the consituUon was. indeed, the signal for petition• Ing for major status. ''There was no motioo made in SOC that we pass the constitution through the Sen· ate to gain major status, but as a representative of SOC, I'm entitled to bring an~ that SOC pa$808 for Sena approval. We don't move to have the minutes approved by the Senate, yet that 11 done each week," Harmeyer explained. The explanation sattsfled Monardi's question. Bill Former SOC chair Serpe was unhappy wllh ~.; Senate's indecision as well. think it is disgraceful that the Senate could not act on so: thing that has been in clrc er: tion all year and, turthHaJ'· more, I will help Dotcurn· meyer find a way to c ajOr vent the Senate to seek m status." he commented. - SURPLUS GOODS Stereos, TVs, Ref~geratOIS, Stoves, Furniture, and Much More( Get the Surplus Pnce SUPER SURPLUS OUTLET 5535 22nd A:. ._~on .. ;11.;.1.11a_,,,_,_ .. :......._ .. .. I • Ranger softball team's erratic season continues by Kobb Luebr Sports Editor The Parkslde softball team carried a 13·14 record into last week's action and put together a rour-gama winning streak before losing two games over the weekend and two on Monday. Last Tuesday's game agatnst Loyola was cancelled due to rain. then the women travelled to the National Oollege of Education for a doubleheader. In the first game, Ranger pitcher Karen Livesey almost pulled a Juan Nieves, tossing a one-hitter, with a walk, as Schedule SOFTBALL Fri., April U- I.U.P.U.I. tournament; vs. St. Xavier, 6:45 p.m.; vs. Spring Arbor (Mich.), 7:30 p.m, Sat., April as - The I.U.P.U.I. tournament continues; vs. Buller (tnd.). 9 a.m.; vs. I.U.P.U.I., 10;45 a.m.; vs, Valparaiso, 2:15 p.m, Mon., April 27 - At UW·Green Bay, 6 p.m. Wed., April 29 - Home vs, U.I ..Chicago, 4 p.m, All games are doubleheaders TENNIS Fri. and sat., April 24 - At the Midwest Invitational tourn arnent , Whitewater, begtnntng at 10 a. m. Friday; continues at 9 a.m. Saturday Mon., April 27 - Home vs. Northeastern IllInois, 3 p.m. BASEBALL Today, April 23 - At UW-Madison, 2 p.m, Sat., Apr11~ - Home VB. Concordia College. noon Mon., April 27 - At Concordta College, Mequon, 1 p.m. Wed., Al?rIl 29 - At Northeastern IllInois, 1 p.m. All games are doubleheaders TRACK Sat., April 2ll - Women at the Elmhurst College Relays, 10 a.m. Ron'sPCace Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2fO,1, 12-4 p.m, Tuesdays: "South Of the Border Day" Margarltas Plna Coladas Dreamslcles $1.50 Opens Mon-Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 330152nd Kenosha, WI • 657·4455 -z photo by Jack No, you're not .. elng double. Kim Vanderbush (17) is at bat for Parbidl while Renee SpE:ar(4) assumes a similar stance while waiting on deck duriIt Monday'S game against St. Xavier. The Lady Rangers lost the doubtl hIIdIi to drop their record to 17·18. Crosse was Parkslde's oPPO- on KIm Vanderbush's nent, "Thls game was sco- Buckland pitched the reless until the fifth tnntng, plete game shutout. when the Rangers struck for The next morning, a run- which turned out to be Rangers took on DePaul, the only one of the game. team they've had trouble With two outs, Jane thls year. The Blue De Schumaker hlt the ball to cen- jinx continued as DePaul ter field, where It was 4-2, but It wasn't due to a dropped by the fielder. of Parkslde effort. Schumaker ended up on third Behind 4-o,the on the error, then came home Softball see page 10 Marter breaks school record Women's track team "running hot" by Michael J. Kohl Asst. Sports Editor Parkslde won 1-0. The Rangers got the only run they needed tn the fourth tnntng. Pam Hosp led off with a single and was sacrificed to second by Julie Gaestel. A wild pitch got Hosp to third. then a single by Michelle Zimmerman brought in the run. In the second game, the Rangers scored three times tn the third Inning and five times tn the fourth to support Tracy Buckland's pitching and beat National College 8-3. This *Pa*st * w*e*eke*nd, the Ranger-s were a part of the College of St. Francis tournament. In the round-robin event, Parkslde ftntshed thlrd out of five teams with a 2·2 record. The first game for the Ranger was Friday agatnst UI·ChIcago, a team lost to earlier in the week. This time. though, the tables were turned as the Rangers got two runs in the seventh inning PJ beat UI-C 4·2. Gaestel was the hltttng star as she went 3- for-4 with 2 doubles. Livesey was the winning pitcher. Later that day, UW-La. Another beautiful spring day - maybe on the warm side, but not warm enough to slow down the Parkslde women: but then, there is very Iltlle that seems to slow them down. Coach MIke DeWitt's team Is tn a dynamic state; dynamo "Icany Improvtng . or so It would seem • from the way they keep runntng faster each week. We~eMoved Were Bigger and Better ", . Than·Ever Midnight Sun Tanning Salon Now Offering: lier-'r ExclUSive to the Racine/Kenosha area... Thermo Trim "Body Wrap" The most adlJanced European weight lass and cellulite reduction treatment rr;;- - 5;d:t;S;:;i;j" - -;;th~u=l IBefore 10 sessions s4000 Only "OU • sea Wolff Systems 633-3022 I I ~ • Solana Systems ITravel Solana Torso Systems 304 6th St. ~ Parkslde J-.D.-Re-qU-ired--D_ownto:w:.n :Ra1c.ine I em" Foryo - /t.. ur U Imate Ion - we naue the utI/mate in tonning beds. 304 6th St., Downtow~!laclne • 633-3022 "Thls happens this ttme year because we are sw1 ing from more volume distance to less volume more quallty," said DeWitt. Of the 11 women who veiled to Southern Illinois, ran their personal bests season bests, including chelle Marter, who set a Parkslde record In the meter run. DeWitt attribu the outstanding preformsn to the nice-weather I exceU track and an easing up training. "Things are a llttle diffe ent this year," said DeWI "I wouldn't be surprisedIf.. , see a steady drop In tim . If this trend contlnues,vlll squad going to Russel Arkansas for the Nollui Champlonshlp could be q large. . ten "There are about .. pIe running pretty hot, Witt said. "There are ten pie who could break and qualify." •••.•• meter'" Parkside results. 20090(sbl;!U" JacqueHne Cotton. 4thOO25isbl. ~ • becca Scott, 6th, 2~i.168 (pr). ~ Nancy Marter, 2nd, . d .4'30.511 (II' - Michelle Marter. ~t46 '(Ib); Jilleen Fobalr, 4th, . ooixlrn . J Reiter, 5:00.3 (S~k2 ($b); Melotick, 2nd, 10. . LSUJ'& Alioto, 3rd, 10:39.4 (prj; man. 4th, 10:40.6 (sb). Key: sb • sea"on best; pr • best; Sf' • school record. b Robb Lu hr po dJtor Th Parkside softball team carrt d a 13-14 record into I t w k's action and put tog ther a four-game winning tr ak before lo Ing two m s over the week nd and two on onday. Last Tuesday's game against Loyola was cancelled due to rain, then the women travelled to the atlonal College of Education for a doubleheader. In the fir t game, Ranger pitcher Karen Livesey almost pulled a Juan !eves, tossing a one-hitter, wtth a walk, as Schedule OFl'BALL Frt., April 24 - I.U.P.U.I. tournament; vs. St. xav1er, 5:45 p.m . ; vs. Spring Arbor (Mich.), 7:30 p.m. t., April ~ - The I.U.P.U.I. tournament continues; vs. Butler (Ind.), 9 a.m.; vs. 1.U.P.U.I., 10:45 a.m,i vs. Valparaiso, 2:15 p.m. on., Aprll 27 - At UW-Green Bay, 5 p.m. Wed., April 29 - Home vs. .I.-Chicago, 4 p.m. All games are doubleheaders TENNI Fri. and Sat .. April 24 - At the Midwest Invitational toum ament , Whitewater, beginning at 10 a.m. Friday; continues t 9 a.m. Saturday Mon., April 27 - Home vs. Northeastern Illinois, 3 p.m. BASEBALL Today, Aprtl 2S • At UW-Madlson, 2 p.m. Sat .. April :m - Home vs. Concordia College, noon Mon., Aprtl 27 • At Concordia College, Mequon, 1 p.m. Wed., April 29 • At Northeastern Illinois, 1 p.m. All games are doubleheaders TRACK Sat., April :m - Women at the Elmhurst College Relays, 10 a.m. Ron'sPface Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2fort, 12-4 p.m. Tuesdays: "South Of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina coladas oreamslcles $1.50 Opens Mon-Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 3301 52nd Kenosha, WI 657-4455 Parkside won 1-0. The Rangers got the only run they needed in the fourth inning. Pam Hosp led off with a single and was sacrificed to second by Julie Gaestel. A wild pitch got Hosp to third, then a single by Michelle Zimmerman brought in the run. In the second game, the Rangers scored three times in the third inning and five times in the fourth to support Tracy Buckland's pitching and beat National College 8-3. ****** This Past weekend, the photo by Jac11 Rangers were a part of the College of St. Francis tournament. In the round-robin event, Parkside finlshed third out of five teams wtth a 2-2 record. No, you're not -Ing double. Kim Vanderbush (17) Is at bat for Plltllldt while RenH Sp(,ar (4) assumes a similar stance while waiting on deck 11111111g Monday's game against St. Xavier. The Lady Rangers lost tlM double IINdli to drop their record to 17-18. The first game for the Ranger was Friday against UI-Chicago, a team lost to earlier 1n the week. This time. though, the tables were turned as the Rangers got two runs in the seventh inning to beat UI-C 4-2. Gaestel was the hitting star as she went 3- for-4 wtth 2 doubles. Livesey was the winning pitcher. Crosse was Parkside's oppo- on Kim Vanderbush's nent. This game was sco- Buckland pitched the reless until the fifth inning, plete game shutout. when the Rangers struck for The next morning, a run which turned out to be Rangers took on DePaul, the only one of the game. team they've had trouble With two outs, Jane this year. The Blue De Schumaker hit the ball to cen- jinx continued as DePauJ ter field, where it was 4-2, but it wasn't due to a dropped by the fielder. of Parkside effort. Schumaker ended up on third Behind 4-0, the Later that day, UW-La- on the error, then came home Softball see page 10 Marter breaks school record Women's track team ''running hot" by Michael J. Rohl Asst. Sports Editor Another beautiful spring day • maybe on the warm side, but not warm enough to slow down the Parkside _women; but then, there is very little that seems to slow them down. Coach Mike DeWitt's team is 1n a dynamic state; dynamically improving - or so it would seem • from the way they keep running faster each week. WeveMoved Were Bigger and Better ··· Than Ever Midnight Sun Tanning Salon Now Offering: Exclusive to the Racine/Kenosha area ... Thermo Trim "Body Wrap" The most advanced European weight loss and cellulite reduction treatment I T;;;- - ~~~-=i~ --=th~u= 7 ' Before 10 sessions s4000 Only v: • SCA Wolff Systems 633-3022 I I OU • Solana Systems I Travel • Solana TOl'SO Systems 304 6th St. Parkside I~ R::!:':::!,,, _Downtown Racine I ---- Trtm Center c~ 1 For your uhimote ton . we have the ultimate in tanning beds. 304 6th St., Downtown Racine• 633-3022 • 'This happens this time year because we are sw1 ing from more volume distance to less volume more quality," said DeWitt. Of the 11 women who velled to Southern IlllnOII, ran their personal bests season bests, including chelle Marter, who set a Parkside record In the meter run. DeWitt attr1b the outstanding preforman to the nice weather, excell track and an easing up training. "Things are a mue ent this year," said DeWI "I wouldn't be surprised If see a steady drop In tiJlleB, If this trend cont1nues,vill squad going to Russeh Arkansas for the Na ui Championship could be q large. • 'There are about t~. ple running pretty hOt, Witt said. "There are ten ple who could break and qualify." • • • •• tel1 Parkside results: :soi::1, litJacqueline Cotton. 4th, ·sbl _,i becca Sco\t, 6th, 26-~6 ~ (prl, J.l(l.lill Nancy Marter, 2nd, 2· · 4.30.'8 •• . Michelle Marter, 2nd, ·1sbl, Jilleen Fobalr, 4th, 4:~ • J• Reiter. {>:00.3 (sb). sb)' ~.-::..,,. MeloUck, 2nd, 10: 98.Z .1~-Alloto, 3rd. 10:39,4 (pr), man. 4th, 10:~.6 (sb). Key: ab • sea.7on b~I; pr • be.7t; .,,. • school record. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 15, issue 28, April 23, 1987 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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