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            <text>Phone bills out on hold&#13;
Residence Hall students upset with company, and its director&#13;
by Kelly McKissick&#13;
Asst. News Editor&#13;
First of two parts&#13;
The meeting between students&#13;
in the residential halls&#13;
and John Knuteson of Shared&#13;
Tenant Telecommunications&#13;
(STT) on Wednesday, April 1&#13;
was no joke. Students have&#13;
had many problems with billing&#13;
and service of telephones&#13;
since their installment in September.&#13;
STT entered into a fouryear&#13;
contract with the residence&#13;
halls in August, 1986.&#13;
Students were charged $18.25&#13;
per month for use of the&#13;
phones in addition to long-distance&#13;
charges, which were&#13;
handled through Communications,&#13;
Inc. Students were to&#13;
receive 30 free local calls per&#13;
month and 5 percent off longdistance&#13;
direct dialing rates&#13;
(such as AT&amp;T and Bell).&#13;
Also, certain features were to&#13;
be included in the phone systems,&#13;
such as call-waiting,&#13;
three-party dialing, automatic&#13;
redialing and direct&#13;
room-to-room calling. Students&#13;
were not to be charged&#13;
for making any operator-assisted&#13;
calls.&#13;
However, things did not&#13;
work out as planned. Students&#13;
received their initial $18.25&#13;
bill with an added charge for&#13;
Installment in October. None&#13;
received long-distance bills&#13;
until March 31. After looking&#13;
through the statements, some&#13;
of which were 30 pages long,&#13;
students found many errors.&#13;
They had not been given 30&#13;
free local calls. They had&#13;
been charged $.80 for any&#13;
operator-assisted calls and in&#13;
some cases were doublebilled&#13;
for phone calls. Also,&#13;
some were charged for placing&#13;
calls that were not received&#13;
(i.e., busy signals and&#13;
no answers).&#13;
Phone bills ranged from&#13;
$40-$1200. Students who had&#13;
continued to pay $18.25 per&#13;
month and limited long-distance&#13;
calls had small bills.&#13;
Although billing had been delayed&#13;
so long due to computer&#13;
malfunctions, students are&#13;
still expected to have their&#13;
bills paid by April 30. Students&#13;
who pay their entire bill&#13;
by April 10 will receive 5 percent&#13;
off the total bill. Otherwise,&#13;
students must pay onehalf&#13;
the bill by April 15 and&#13;
the balance by April 30.&#13;
* I n addition to billing problems,&#13;
students had trouble&#13;
with getting their telephones&#13;
serviced. They were told to&#13;
contact either Diane Schellinger,&#13;
director of residential&#13;
life, or Ed Chamberlain,&#13;
manager of STT, if they had&#13;
problems. Both the students&#13;
and Schellinger found that&#13;
Chamberlain was impossible&#13;
photo by Steve Picazo&#13;
Students packed the Core Building of the Residence Halls&#13;
on April 1 to protest phone problems with the director of&#13;
the company servicing the halls.&#13;
to contact. They left messages&#13;
on his answering machine,&#13;
but very few calls were&#13;
returned. Schellinger sent letters&#13;
to Chamberlain that&#13;
were never answered.&#13;
Students had to live with&#13;
the problems with their&#13;
phones. One student never received&#13;
her phone number and&#13;
could not receive incoming&#13;
calls. Another was accidentally&#13;
given a "do not disturb"&#13;
feature on her phone and also&#13;
could not receive incoming&#13;
calls. New students who&#13;
wanted a phone installed&#13;
were never helped. Some&#13;
realized that they did indeed&#13;
have a phone service (but no&#13;
phone) when their bills arrived.&#13;
Other billing problems the&#13;
students faced were receiving&#13;
the wrong phone bill or being&#13;
charged for people who had&#13;
moved out of the dorms. Having&#13;
all these problems and&#13;
getting no assistance was&#13;
"frustrating" to both the students&#13;
and Schellinger.&#13;
Attorney John W. Knuteson&#13;
is vice-president of STT. Until&#13;
March 13, he had assumed&#13;
everything was satisfactory&#13;
between the residence halls&#13;
and STT. "Ed never expressed&#13;
any problems," he&#13;
said. "I realized there was a&#13;
problem when I saw that over&#13;
the past four months we've&#13;
(STT) paid approximately&#13;
$20,000 in long-distance&#13;
charges with virtually no income/'&#13;
As a result of man-&#13;
Phones see page 3&#13;
Inside&#13;
New Peer Support officers page 3&#13;
BOK requirements loosened page 4&#13;
Jerril Grover, student artist page 7&#13;
PAB presents Chaplin page 9&#13;
Tennis season starts........... page 12&#13;
Tow-away zone?&#13;
This unlucky student found the Outer Loop Road a bit tricky to navigate a few weeks ago.&#13;
Although the car ended up in the ravine, no one was hurt.&#13;
Salvadoran refugees&#13;
talk of oppression&#13;
by Kelly McKissick&#13;
Asst. News Editor&#13;
EDITOR'S NOTE: The following&#13;
personal stories of Salvadorean&#13;
refugees were told&#13;
with the help of a translator,&#13;
Blanca Gonzalez. Rene, Antonio&#13;
and other members of the&#13;
caravan visited Parkside on&#13;
Friday, March 27.&#13;
Their stories represnt only&#13;
a few voices. Along with&#13;
them, thousands of other Salvadorian&#13;
refugees have only&#13;
one request of the United&#13;
States, "Stop the war. We&#13;
want to go home."&#13;
Rene's story began in 1980.&#13;
He was a medical student in&#13;
a local college, studying to&#13;
become a general practitioner.&#13;
In June of 1980, military&#13;
troops went to the university&#13;
where Rene was attending&#13;
school. Sixty students were&#13;
assassinated on the campus&#13;
and another 100 disappeared.&#13;
They have yet to be found.&#13;
The soldiers caused close to&#13;
$60 million in damage to the&#13;
university. Rene and many&#13;
others fled the campus, only&#13;
to be hunted down later in&#13;
their private homes.&#13;
Rene hid from the military&#13;
by moving to a number of his&#13;
relatives' homes. He continued&#13;
this for three years, moving&#13;
from place to place to escape&#13;
the soldiers.&#13;
"There was a great tension&#13;
living under those circumstances,"&#13;
he said.&#13;
In 1983, he left the country,&#13;
but couldn't obtain a visa to&#13;
the United States and had to&#13;
enter the country" illegally&#13;
over the Mexican border.&#13;
"My story is only one.&#13;
There are millions of other&#13;
Salvadorians who have their&#13;
own story," Rene added. "All&#13;
the problems are caused by&#13;
the government."&#13;
Antonio's story began in&#13;
1983. He was attending a public&#13;
school when the military&#13;
"forced" him to join the&#13;
army.&#13;
"They especially look for&#13;
Salvador see page 5&#13;
April 9, 1987 University of Wisconsin-Parkside&#13;
Ik&#13;
perspectives 2 Thursday, April 9,1987 RANGER&#13;
Letter should have&#13;
never been printed&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
In response to accepting&#13;
Peterson's and Serrano's letter&#13;
that addressed Hubbard's&#13;
contestation of the PSGA&#13;
election:&#13;
Since Hubbard's letter was&#13;
received by the Elections&#13;
Committee at 4:30 p.m. on&#13;
Monday, March 23, how can&#13;
the Ranger accept a reply&#13;
from Peterson and Serrano&#13;
that was obviously past the&#13;
paper's Monday, 10 a.m.&#13;
deadline?&#13;
By mandating deadlines for&#13;
the Parkside community and&#13;
not applying them to a few&#13;
Stranger cover&#13;
was in poor taste&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
While many of the items&#13;
which appeared in last week's&#13;
"Stranger" were mildly&#13;
amusing, the cover story was&#13;
.not. This story ran a picture&#13;
of Chancellor Kaplan taken at&#13;
her inauguration, and ran it&#13;
next to a picture of Frank&#13;
Sinatra alleging that they&#13;
were long-lost twins.&#13;
Chancellor Kaplan has&#13;
risen by her own merits to&#13;
one of the highest positions in&#13;
the academic world. She thus&#13;
serves as a role model for&#13;
other women who wish to succeed&#13;
in their chosen field. Yet&#13;
to get a cheap laugh, and I&#13;
mean very cheap, the&#13;
"Stranger" story dealt only&#13;
with her physical appearance.&#13;
Even if Chancellor Kaplan&#13;
was informed ahead of&#13;
time, and decided to be a&#13;
good sport, it was still wrong&#13;
to run this story for two reasons.&#13;
First, we live in a society&#13;
where each year thousands of&#13;
young women permanently&#13;
impair their health, or even&#13;
die, because they starve&#13;
themselves in order to reach&#13;
the physical standard which&#13;
the media has presented&#13;
them. Last week's story lends&#13;
support to this idea of a&#13;
standard of physical appearance.&#13;
And secondly," the story&#13;
showed that no matter how&#13;
successful a woman may become,&#13;
if she does not also exhibit&#13;
a certain standard of&#13;
physical appearance, she&#13;
may be liable to derision.&#13;
The reason people attend a&#13;
university, although many&#13;
people no longer remember&#13;
this, is supposed to be to&#13;
learn how to seek the truth&#13;
and become more human. As&#13;
a newspaper which serves the&#13;
university, the Ranger has a&#13;
responsibility to promote this&#13;
search for truth and greater&#13;
understanding of what it is to&#13;
be human. The decision to&#13;
run last week's story, even&#13;
though it was supposed to be&#13;
humorous, demonstrated both&#13;
a lack of compassion and a&#13;
lack of good taste.&#13;
Christopher Wilson&#13;
students implies an editorial&#13;
of this paper.&#13;
Sue Brudvig&#13;
PSGA Vice President&#13;
Editor's note: True, our&#13;
printing the Peterson/Serrano&#13;
letter did constitute a bending&#13;
of our deadline, but such&#13;
bending was only a response&#13;
to the bending we'd already&#13;
done, since Mr. Hubbard's&#13;
letter did not arrive in our offices&#13;
until Tuesday morning,&#13;
March 24. The Monday, 10&#13;
a.m. stipulation is merely a&#13;
guide, and we afford students&#13;
extra time regularly, especially&#13;
when their views are&#13;
important — like those of&#13;
Hubbard and Peterson/Serrano.&#13;
I SUPPORT A 65-MPH SPEED LIMIT&#13;
V BECAUSE STATE AND FEDERAL &lt;&#13;
^ GOVERNMENTS WOULD COLLECT&#13;
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN ADDITIONAL&#13;
REVENUE FROM GASOLINE TAXES&#13;
k DUE TO INCREASED CONSUMPTION. w&#13;
Corrections made in election letters&#13;
Editor's note: Due to an unfortunate&#13;
oversight, a letter&#13;
appeared last week attributed&#13;
to Mary-Etta McLane, when&#13;
it had in fact been written by&#13;
Elizabeth L. Katch. Both letters,&#13;
in correct form, follow.&#13;
We regret the error, and apologize&#13;
to the principals for our&#13;
mistake.&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
I have some questions to&#13;
address to the staff of the&#13;
Ranger, and to Scott Peterson&#13;
and Adrian Serrano.&#13;
In the last issue of this&#13;
newspaper, you printed a protest&#13;
against the recent PSGA&#13;
election by Mr. L. Hubbard.&#13;
On the same page, and just&#13;
below Mr. Hubbard's protest,&#13;
was a reply by Peterson and&#13;
Serrano. It has always been&#13;
mv understanding that a&#13;
reply is made after, or in response&#13;
to another statement,&#13;
whether that statement is&#13;
written or oral.&#13;
I am confused. How can&#13;
this newspaper print a reply&#13;
to a written protest, first&#13;
made public in that same&#13;
issue? Is this normal procedure,&#13;
or an out and out show&#13;
of favoritism, seeing as the&#13;
protest, in part, was aimed at&#13;
the behavior of this paper's&#13;
editor?&#13;
In said reply, Peterson and&#13;
Serrano explain that Mr.&#13;
Hubbard's protest, although&#13;
brought before the Senate,&#13;
has not been formally debated&#13;
by that Senate. If that is&#13;
true, why are they publicly&#13;
printing a reply to the protest?&#13;
Again, I must ask, is&#13;
Is, are we then to believe that&#13;
those who attend a Senate&#13;
meeting can randomly choose&#13;
to print public replies to any&#13;
matter brought before them,&#13;
even though the matter has&#13;
not yet been addressed by the&#13;
Senate?&#13;
In conclusion, I would like&#13;
to say that Mr. Hubbard's&#13;
protest is about a very serious&#13;
infraction of the election&#13;
rules. As such, it should be&#13;
treated and considered in an&#13;
equally serious manner. Peterson&#13;
and Serrano should&#13;
take their own advice and&#13;
look at the official election&#13;
rules. The deadline for protesting&#13;
the election is listed&#13;
as March 23rd. There is no&#13;
time mentioned.&#13;
... 0 - this normal procedure? If it Elizabeth L. Katch&#13;
•••••••••••• •••••• ••••••• ^ ft To the Editor: ... -&#13;
This will be very brief and&#13;
to the point. I am really very&#13;
tired of seeing the answers to&#13;
editorials printed in the same&#13;
issue as the editorial.&#13;
This practice is more like&#13;
editorializing on the editorials&#13;
than it is responding to them.&#13;
Between this misuse of the&#13;
editor's position and the current&#13;
practice of following up&#13;
with. "Nobody asked&#13;
me...But" the paper is spending&#13;
as much time airing their&#13;
personal vendettas as it is reporting&#13;
campus events.&#13;
I'm sorry to see our current&#13;
editor is so insecure he feels&#13;
he has to use his position to&#13;
defend his actions against&#13;
any and all criticism. I'm&#13;
afraid he may be a victim of&#13;
the Peter Principle.&#13;
Mary-Etta McLane&#13;
RANGER&#13;
EDITORIAL STAFF&#13;
Gary L. Schneeberger Editor&#13;
Jenny Carr News Editor&#13;
Kelly McKissick Asst. News Editor&#13;
Kimberlie Kranich Feature Editor&#13;
Jim Netbaur Entertainment Editor&#13;
Tyson Wilda Asst. Entertainment Editor&#13;
Robb Luehr Sports Editor&#13;
Michael J. Rohl Asst. Sports Editor&#13;
Amy H. Ritter Copy Editor&#13;
Dave McEvoy Photo Editor&#13;
Jack Bornhuetter Photo Editor&#13;
Leo Bose Asst. Photo Editor&#13;
BUSINESS STAFF&#13;
Andy Buchanan Business Manager&#13;
Don Harmeyer Asst. Business Manager&#13;
Brenda Buchanan ...Business Staff Assistant&#13;
Dave Roback Advertising Manager&#13;
Steven Picazo Distribution Manager&#13;
GENERAL STAFF&#13;
Bernie Doll, Mary DeFazio, Michelle Eirich,&#13;
Christina Lojeski, Randy LeCount, Rick&#13;
Luehr. Doug McEvoy, Julie Pendleton,&#13;
Michelle Petersen, Ted Price, Adrian&#13;
Serrano, Andy Tschumper, Jennie&#13;
Tunkieicz, Tyson Wilda.&#13;
Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy&#13;
and content. It is published every Thursday during the academic year except over breaks and holidays.&#13;
Letters to the editor will be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words or less. All&#13;
letters must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld&#13;
upon request&#13;
Ranger reserves the right t o edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or defamatory.&#13;
Deadline fo r all letters, and classified ads. is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication&#13;
Thursday.&#13;
All correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger, UW-Parkside. Box 2000. Kenosha&#13;
Wl 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertising).&#13;
V ember of the&#13;
associaieo&#13;
coueciaie&#13;
pRess, w&#13;
RANGER Thursday, April 9,1987 3&#13;
Peer Support&#13;
New leaders bring new name, focus&#13;
by Terr! DeRosier&#13;
As of May 1st, Peer Support&#13;
will undergo some major&#13;
changes. One of them will be&#13;
a change in leadership. Debi&#13;
Fritschow will be heading up&#13;
the organization as it's president,&#13;
with Gary Heggeland as&#13;
vice-president and Terri&#13;
DeRosier as secretry-treasurer.&#13;
One of the first changes&#13;
Fritschow will institute is to&#13;
change the name from Peer&#13;
Support to Parkside Adult&#13;
Student Alliance.&#13;
When asked. Fritschow&#13;
stated the reason for this&#13;
change was, "most adult students&#13;
here at Parkside don't&#13;
really understand who we&#13;
are, and what the organization&#13;
is for. I'm hoping this&#13;
change will give all the&#13;
(older) adult students some&#13;
sense of what PASA is all&#13;
about.&#13;
"The work 'alliance' really&#13;
sums up which I want to head&#13;
with PASA." Fritschow continued&#13;
. I want to turn PASA&#13;
into a more intense lobbying&#13;
force here at Parkside. PASA&#13;
has not owned up to it's&#13;
major-status title in the past&#13;
few years, which has reflected&#13;
badly on the organization,&#13;
and in turn, has led to some&#13;
serious questions in PSGA&#13;
and SUFAC as to whether or&#13;
not this status should be revolked.&#13;
We, as non-traditional&#13;
students need PASA and I'm&#13;
hoping that with the . help of&#13;
my officers, and the support&#13;
all the non-traditional students&#13;
on campus that we can&#13;
take PASA and make it's&#13;
voice heard in all aspects of&#13;
campus life."&#13;
Some of Fritschow's other&#13;
goals are:&#13;
to actively solicit new&#13;
members;&#13;
to become more visable on&#13;
campus and let non-traditional&#13;
students know what's going&#13;
on;&#13;
to plan more activities for&#13;
non-traditional students;&#13;
to increase the amount of&#13;
the scholarships given out in&#13;
the fall, spring and summer;&#13;
and&#13;
to work on developing a&#13;
lounge for non-traditional students.&#13;
Debi Fritschow&#13;
With the non-traditional student&#13;
propualtion here at&#13;
Parkside at 50% and rising,&#13;
Fritschow's hope is that all&#13;
the non-traditional students&#13;
will be able to see that PASA&#13;
IS for them, and that they&#13;
will hopefully open up to the&#13;
new leadership and the new&#13;
idea's.&#13;
Telephone problems&#13;
Phones from page 1&#13;
agement problems, Chamberlain&#13;
was fired. Knuteson has&#13;
since taken the position of&#13;
manager.&#13;
Knuteson sent a letter to&#13;
students on March 30 explaining&#13;
the background of STT&#13;
and acknowledging its problems.&#13;
He set up the meeting&#13;
on April 1 to try to work out&#13;
all of the students' problems.&#13;
He and a service manager,&#13;
Dave Golner of Hi-Tech Communications,&#13;
Inc., spent an&#13;
hour at the meeting discussing&#13;
general problems and an&#13;
additional five hours working&#13;
out personal billing and service&#13;
problems.&#13;
Knuteson explained why the&#13;
students had not received&#13;
long-distance bills all year.&#13;
Communications, Inc. said&#13;
the billing process was being&#13;
delayed by an order from&#13;
Chamberlain to manually&#13;
input all long-distance calls.&#13;
Originally, the system was to&#13;
have been run by a computer.&#13;
The APX system was to have&#13;
sent all long-distance call information&#13;
to Communications.&#13;
Inc., which would then&#13;
make the necessary changes&#13;
in the bills (i.e. 5 percent off&#13;
calls, 30 free calls, no charge&#13;
for operator-assited calls).&#13;
Knuteson told Communications,&#13;
Inc. to send the bills&#13;
without making any manual&#13;
changes so that students&#13;
could receive their bills. Upon&#13;
receiving the bills, Knuteson&#13;
noticed that there were no&#13;
charges for long-distance&#13;
calls from Nov. 1-17, 1986.&#13;
These calls were supposedly&#13;
erased from the computer&#13;
system. "If I have my way,&#13;
and I think I will, you will&#13;
never be billed for those longdistance&#13;
calls," he commented.&#13;
Knuteson also acknowledged&#13;
other billing problems.&#13;
He revised the bills before the&#13;
students received them. He&#13;
deleted the charges for the 30&#13;
calls per month. He also tried&#13;
to reconstruct a record of students&#13;
who had left, in order to&#13;
help the students who had&#13;
charges on their bills for people&#13;
who no longer lived in the&#13;
residence halls. He has kept&#13;
in contact with Communications,&#13;
Inc., and has "insisted&#13;
that we get a very prompt&#13;
March billing." Knuteson&#13;
solved these problems prior&#13;
to attending the April 1 meeting.&#13;
At and after the meeting,&#13;
he was made aware of many&#13;
more problems. He said that&#13;
he would work everything&#13;
out.&#13;
Knuteson has made efforts&#13;
to insure better service in the&#13;
future. He told students that&#13;
when they have a problem,&#13;
they should leave a message&#13;
at the housing office. "Every&#13;
day at 3 p.m., someone from&#13;
my office will get the list of&#13;
names of those with problems.&#13;
We will help you," he&#13;
explained. "Starting March&#13;
13, you deserve the best •"&#13;
Yet another problem in&#13;
analyzing long-distance bills&#13;
arose when Knuteson discovered&#13;
that Chamberlain had&#13;
changed long-distance carriers&#13;
three times.&#13;
Knuteson said he would&#13;
continue to assist students in&#13;
their problems with the&#13;
phones. He stayed after the&#13;
meeting and worked through&#13;
each bill personally to try to&#13;
resolve any problems. He further&#13;
said that if some students&#13;
had real financial problems&#13;
with paying their bills,&#13;
he would try to work out a&#13;
more suitable arrangement.&#13;
Students had varying comments&#13;
on the whole situation.&#13;
Alisa Macklin, freshman,&#13;
stated, "I have a $300 bill. If&#13;
the bills would have come&#13;
every month, I would have&#13;
had the money to pay for&#13;
them. I really don't have all&#13;
that money to pay in a week.&#13;
I called to have them cut off&#13;
our phone the day we got the&#13;
bill. It's still on. I'm not paying&#13;
for bills after that."&#13;
"I think this is a case of&#13;
bad management. A lot of&#13;
things could have been done&#13;
to prevent this that weren't&#13;
done. I just hope it gets taken&#13;
care of and that I don't have&#13;
to pay as much as they have&#13;
on the bill," commented Kristan&#13;
Constant, freshman.&#13;
"I really don't think we&#13;
should have to pay this all at&#13;
once. They too so long to bill&#13;
us. We're getting charged for&#13;
phone calls when we never&#13;
got through. Also, we're get-&#13;
• ting billed for two phone calls&#13;
made at the same time.&#13;
They're small charges, but it&#13;
all adds up. It had better get&#13;
getter in the future, otherwise&#13;
I don't want this service,"&#13;
stated Bogdan Szafarniec,&#13;
freshman.&#13;
Bryant Hobbs, freshman,&#13;
added, "We've tried to get a&#13;
phone since school started.&#13;
We kept on calling Chamberlain,&#13;
but all we got was his&#13;
answering service. We&#13;
thought we didn't have a&#13;
phone, but then we found out&#13;
a couple of weeks ago that we&#13;
had a phone. We got billed,&#13;
but never used a phone."&#13;
News Briefs&#13;
Enrollment reduction goals set&#13;
UW System President Kenneth A. Shaw recently&#13;
released a set of enrollment-reduction goals for the UW&#13;
campuses, reported the Milwaukee Sentinel.&#13;
Under Shaw's goals, overall system enrollments would&#13;
drop from the current 138,712 to 137,124 next fall, ending&#13;
with 131,711 by 1990. Shaw released the targets in response&#13;
to a request by the Board of Regents to drop student&#13;
enrollment by 7,000 by 1991.&#13;
According to Shaw, the breakdown by campus of the reduction&#13;
is based on facilities and budgets of the individual&#13;
campuses. Larger schools such as Madison and Milwaukee&#13;
are aiming to reduce student enrollment while smaller&#13;
schools such as Parkside and Superior are aiming to&#13;
increase enrollment.&#13;
Parkside presently has an enrollment of 3,484 students&#13;
and is hoping to increase to 3,568 by next fall and 3,852 by&#13;
1990. All figures are based on full-time equivalent students,&#13;
two part-time students equal one full-time student.&#13;
Top of class at risk to drop&#13;
A study done on the nation's fourth largest school district,&#13;
Houston, revealed that 25 percent of dropouts are in&#13;
the top 25 percent of their class and some are less than 14&#13;
years old, reported the New York Times.&#13;
Margaret LeCompte conducted the study in Houston&#13;
where she was formerly director of research and evaluation.&#13;
Traditionally, the students most at risk of leaving&#13;
school have been those from low-income or single-parent&#13;
families and minority groups.&#13;
However, that has changed dramatically over the past&#13;
few years. "The new dropouts include the very young, the&#13;
middle class, the gifted and bored, the young parent, the&#13;
idealogically committed and a host of others," she said.&#13;
She proposed a number of changes that could reduce&#13;
the dropout rate, including providing day care facilities&#13;
for students with children, not isolating potential dropouts&#13;
and reducing the size of all schools to 250 students or less.&#13;
Scholarships to entering frosh&#13;
Several campuses have initiated new scholarships to entering&#13;
freshmen in an attempt to ease the student concern&#13;
for the rising cost of college, reported the National On-&#13;
Campus Report.&#13;
The school's student government associations have offered&#13;
the scholarships to encourage leadership and involvement&#13;
on campus, in addition to helping with rising&#13;
tuition costs.&#13;
Universities that have already installed scholarship programs&#13;
include Arizona, California and, in Canada, Toronto.&#13;
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altered in an effort to provide&#13;
for "a more feasible alternative&#13;
for students," according&#13;
to Carol-Lee Saffioti, chair of&#13;
the Academic Policies Committee.&#13;
The change, which affects&#13;
Option 2 within that natural&#13;
science requirement, is effective&#13;
immediately.&#13;
The first change, in subsection&#13;
(a) of Option 2, allows&#13;
Geology 100 (Earth and Man)&#13;
and Geology/Physics 100 (Astronomy)&#13;
to satisfy the BOK&#13;
requirement as "general purpose&#13;
of science" courses.&#13;
These courses are already&#13;
listed in Option 1, and if students&#13;
who've been admitted&#13;
under the present system&#13;
have already taken them&#13;
under that Option, they will&#13;
not be required to take further&#13;
courses in Option 2 (a).&#13;
In addition, Philosophy 105&#13;
(Intro to Scientific Thought)&#13;
has also been included as&#13;
part of Option 2 (a).&#13;
The other significant&#13;
change occurs in Option 2&#13;
(bii), where Biology 103&#13;
(Human Biology) has been included&#13;
as satisfying the&#13;
Breadth requirement in that&#13;
area.&#13;
These changes, Saffioti&#13;
says, "Have the overall effect&#13;
of making it possible for&#13;
more non-science majors to&#13;
satisfy the BOK science requirement&#13;
in any given&#13;
semester.&#13;
"Also," she adds, "these&#13;
changes support the principle&#13;
of the policy stating that no&#13;
requirement is within the jurisdiction&#13;
of a single discipline&#13;
or division."&#13;
If students have questions&#13;
about the BOK changes, Saffioti&#13;
encourages them to seek&#13;
answers at the WLLC Advising&#13;
Center.&#13;
Homework help offered&#13;
Tutors from the Writing&#13;
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Geoff Gajewski, writing specialist.&#13;
On April 9 and April 16,&#13;
writing assistants Jenny&#13;
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Gary Schneeberger will be on&#13;
hand to answer questions,&#13;
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"I just hope that there are&#13;
students who feel I've&#13;
touched their lives, and who&#13;
know they've touched mine."&#13;
So says Buddy Couvion, former&#13;
coordinator of student&#13;
activities, who left his post&#13;
Tuesday, March 31, the result&#13;
of his contract not being renewed&#13;
by last year's interim&#13;
assistant chancellor for student&#13;
affairs, Michael Bassis.&#13;
Couvion, who joined the university&#13;
in 1981, recently reflected&#13;
on his nearly six years&#13;
working with, and for, the&#13;
students of Parkside.&#13;
"I was hired during a time&#13;
of change in the philosophy of&#13;
the activities department,"&#13;
he recalled. "When I started,&#13;
the previous staff people really&#13;
had been focused on one&#13;
area-PAB (Parkside Activities&#13;
Board). I was brought in&#13;
to do more outreach; and I&#13;
think I was successful in&#13;
broadening programming to&#13;
include all student organizations."&#13;
Among his successes, Couvion&#13;
numbers the establishment&#13;
of Homecoming, the&#13;
creation of the All-Campus&#13;
Events Committee and the&#13;
passing of student life eligibility&#13;
criteria for officers of&#13;
groups and organization. Of&#13;
those criteria (minimum of&#13;
2.0 GPA and at least six&#13;
credits hours), he noted, "In&#13;
leadership positions, you're&#13;
being a role model. But what&#13;
kind of role model can you be&#13;
if you can't academically cut&#13;
it?&#13;
looks back and ahead&#13;
Buddy Couvion&#13;
"I also think," he added,&#13;
"that (the criteria) legitimize&#13;
that the activities office isn't&#13;
just fun and games. We care&#13;
about how students do in the&#13;
classroom, too."&#13;
Still, Couvion admits that&#13;
his tenure wasn't one without&#13;
its share of failures. The most&#13;
stinging, he says, has been&#13;
the inability of the Student&#13;
Organizations Council (SOC)&#13;
to secure major organization&#13;
status and the automony that&#13;
comes with it.&#13;
"I really would have liked&#13;
to have seen SOC get major&#13;
status," Couvion explained.&#13;
"Not just because I was their&#13;
advisor, but in recognition of&#13;
the factor that the organization&#13;
has been in the lives of&#13;
students over the years.&#13;
"A lot of people have been&#13;
saying that SOC is already&#13;
major status in responsibility,&#13;
just not in name," he continued.&#13;
"But I won't be happy&#13;
until they get complete autonomy,&#13;
when they're no longer&#13;
officially a committee of&#13;
PSGA."&#13;
As for the circumstances&#13;
surrounding his leaving,&#13;
Couvion is guardedly bitter.&#13;
"In some respects, the way it&#13;
was done bothers me, yeah,"&#13;
he said. "The honest way I&#13;
feel is that it wasn't right for&#13;
Jenny (Price, former director&#13;
of student life) to be able to&#13;
influence Michael's decision,&#13;
since she wasn't exactly the&#13;
most popular person on&#13;
campus.&#13;
"But it was no secret that I&#13;
was not going to be a lifer&#13;
here, so (the non-renewal) expedited&#13;
my leaving. But, obviously,&#13;
I would have preferred&#13;
to do it of my own accord."&#13;
Far from just rolling with&#13;
the punches, Couvion will use&#13;
the next two months to travel.&#13;
"I'm going to catch up on all&#13;
the vacations I haven't been&#13;
able to take." he says, laughing.&#13;
"I'm heading to LA, San&#13;
Diego, San Francisco and Europe."&#13;
Afterwards, he'll be looking&#13;
for dean of student life positions&#13;
in "any state but Wyoming&#13;
or Idaho, because&#13;
they're too cold and boring."&#13;
And if he doesn't find work&#13;
right away, he won't fret.&#13;
"I'm just casually looking&#13;
now," he explained. "I'm not&#13;
saying, 'Oh, God, I have to&#13;
get ths job.' Because I can ultimately&#13;
go back to Madison&#13;
to get my doctorate over&#13;
with."&#13;
Pettit's weekly PSGA update&#13;
I need to start off this&#13;
weeks article with some bad&#13;
news. There was a tape message&#13;
that many found offensive&#13;
on my answering machine.&#13;
To explain, Derrik&#13;
Thurman and I were trying to&#13;
get the machine to record. He&#13;
did a Foghorn Leghorn impersonation&#13;
(admittedly bad)&#13;
on the recorder. It was&#13;
pointed out to me that Foghorn&#13;
is a take off on Amos&#13;
and Andy. I was not aware of&#13;
this. This message was not&#13;
meant in any way to be a racial&#13;
slur, and I assure you it&#13;
will not happen again.&#13;
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WPS (Wisconsin Physicians&#13;
Service) has donated an IBM&#13;
system 3033. To explain, a&#13;
3033 is a mainframe computer.&#13;
It will help the university&#13;
with student records and departmental&#13;
research. It will&#13;
help the students by making&#13;
available to them a system&#13;
which is used in industry and&#13;
will run the current programs&#13;
we have faster. For further&#13;
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RANGER Thursday, April 9, 1987 5&#13;
Refugees relate experiences&#13;
Salvador from page 1&#13;
the poorer people, the lower&#13;
class people," Antonia explained.&#13;
He was captured because&#13;
he did not want any part in&#13;
the military actions. He was&#13;
submitted to torture, a common&#13;
practice in the army.&#13;
"I was not in agreement&#13;
with the army in their practice&#13;
of assassination." Antonio&#13;
continued.&#13;
He underwent torture, both&#13;
physical and emotional, for 18&#13;
days and was put into a jail&#13;
for political prisoners where&#13;
he remained for 15 months.&#13;
"There is no judicial system&#13;
in El Salvador," Antonio&#13;
explained. He signed papers&#13;
(probably to join the army),&#13;
while blindfolded.&#13;
"You start to say anything&#13;
they want, just so the torture&#13;
will end," he continued.&#13;
There is a law in El Salvador,&#13;
passed by the army, that&#13;
legalizes torture. When Antonio&#13;
was finally released from&#13;
jail, he left the country. He&#13;
could not obtain a visa and&#13;
also crossed the border illegally.&#13;
"I was imprisoned because&#13;
I did not want to assassinate&#13;
other people," he said. He&#13;
has not talked to his family&#13;
since he left.&#13;
"All the people that left the&#13;
country have a good reason&#13;
for leaving," Antonio explained.&#13;
Rene is now 26 and&#13;
Antonia is 19, "The baby of&#13;
the caravan," Rene laughs.&#13;
"It is very important to&#13;
mention that in our country,&#13;
our rights are violated,"&#13;
Rene added. "When Antonio&#13;
was captured by the government,&#13;
he was only 16. That&#13;
demonstrates what kind of&#13;
government they have in the&#13;
country. Duarte came into&#13;
power during Antonio's imprisonment."&#13;
Rene stressed that he and&#13;
Antonio's experiences are&#13;
only examples of what happens&#13;
in El Salvador, but "the&#13;
country in general is suffering&#13;
under the government's&#13;
repression. The economic situation&#13;
is very critical," he&#13;
said.&#13;
El Salvador has an unemployment&#13;
rate of 45 percent.&#13;
Another 40 percent are "underemployed,"&#13;
such as street&#13;
vendors or shoeshiners. Rene&#13;
explained that daily salaries&#13;
average $1.80 while a pound&#13;
of meat costs $2.30, one egg&#13;
costs $.40 and one pound of&#13;
beans costs $.60. There is only&#13;
one maternity hospital and&#13;
five general medical hospitals&#13;
in the country to serve its five&#13;
million people.&#13;
Fifty percent of the country's&#13;
income is used to support&#13;
Duarte's regime and 25&#13;
percent is indirectly associated&#13;
with Duarte, leaving only&#13;
25 percent with which to solve&#13;
all the country's social problems,&#13;
Rene said.&#13;
The military is destroying&#13;
photo by Dave McEvoy&#13;
Antonio (I) and Rene were two of the many Salvadoran refugees&#13;
who spoke here recently.&#13;
the rural areas of the country&#13;
with bombs. After the bombings,&#13;
troops come in to destroy&#13;
what is left and to force&#13;
people to leave the areas.&#13;
These people must take refuge&#13;
in camps located within&#13;
the cities. So far, about 70,000&#13;
people have taken refuge in&#13;
these camps.&#13;
"We want to return to our&#13;
country. But in order to do&#13;
that, we are asking the government&#13;
to guarantee our&#13;
safety. The only thing the&#13;
government does is pretend&#13;
not to hear it," Rene said.&#13;
"Without a doubt, all the&#13;
helicopters and bombs are ar-&#13;
Science dept. holds an auction&#13;
The Science Division has a&#13;
history of fundraising events&#13;
for scholarships which includes&#13;
the Science Division&#13;
Faculty-Student basketball&#13;
games of 1983 a nd 1984 and a&#13;
baby picture contest in 1986.&#13;
The division has a two-fold&#13;
interest in these activities.&#13;
We want to raise the scholarship&#13;
funds but we also try to&#13;
stimulate the cooperation of&#13;
faculty, staff and students toward&#13;
the common goal. It is&#13;
very rewarding to see the&#13;
school spirit and the interaction&#13;
of all the participants.&#13;
This year's auction was our&#13;
latest and most profitable of&#13;
these activities. The auction&#13;
was designed so that the contributors&#13;
could offer their&#13;
service or item with a reccommended&#13;
value. Then during&#13;
the weeks of Feb. 25 to&#13;
March 6, bidders were allowed&#13;
to peruse the listings&#13;
displayed in the Science Division&#13;
Office and offer bids or&#13;
out bid current bids.&#13;
Twenty-eight contributors,&#13;
(including Chancellor Sheila&#13;
Kaplan, Vice Chancellor&#13;
Betty Shutler, Asst. Chancellor&#13;
Gary Goeiz and Asst.&#13;
Chancellor G. Gary Grace)&#13;
participated in the auction.&#13;
More than 150 bids were&#13;
tallied and the high bidders&#13;
came away with such treasurers&#13;
as: a pound of fudge, a&#13;
gourmet dinner for six, a pair&#13;
of opera tickets, wooden craft&#13;
items, horseback riding,&#13;
tennis lessons and the shawl&#13;
Chancellor Kaplan purchased&#13;
on her recent trip to Russia.&#13;
The total of successful bids&#13;
exceeded $800 an d we intend&#13;
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States," Rene commented.&#13;
"We're here to ask the people&#13;
of the United States to stop&#13;
the war. The people who&#13;
relay information to the public&#13;
are not communicating&#13;
what is really going on and&#13;
what the government is doing&#13;
with its money. If we don't&#13;
find a way to inform Americans,&#13;
nobody else will do it."&#13;
"Of course, what we tell the&#13;
people will not help the government,&#13;
'' Rene explained.&#13;
Rene and Antonio are part of&#13;
the most recent group of caravans&#13;
in the United States.&#13;
The caravans travel to different&#13;
cities to stop the war. The&#13;
caravans were started in 1983&#13;
when the first group walked&#13;
from New York to Washington,&#13;
D.C., stopping in various&#13;
cities along the way. Presently,&#13;
there are five caravans&#13;
operating in the U.S. Rene,&#13;
Antonio and ten others are&#13;
part of a caravan that began&#13;
March 8 in Madison.&#13;
The caravans have run into&#13;
trouble along their routes.&#13;
Rene told stories of robberies&#13;
and arrests associated with&#13;
the group. Flyers telling&#13;
where and when the caravans&#13;
would speak were stolen out&#13;
of offices in Washington, D.C.&#13;
and New York.&#13;
On March 19, their caravan&#13;
was going from New York to&#13;
Buffalo when ten members of&#13;
the caravan were arrested by&#13;
immigration officers. They&#13;
were held from 9:30 a.m. to&#13;
10:30 p.m. They were arrested&#13;
on the grounds of suspicion&#13;
and released due to&#13;
lack of evidence. They signed&#13;
legal papers and may face&#13;
deportation. Rene strongly&#13;
believes that these incidents&#13;
have ties with the government.&#13;
"They do not agree with&#13;
what we are doing because it&#13;
is contrary to the principles&#13;
of what they're doing in El&#13;
Salvador," he explained.&#13;
Most of the members of the&#13;
caravan are staying in Chicago&#13;
with the help of a n organization&#13;
called "Salvadorians&#13;
for Peace and Justice."&#13;
Antonio is worried about his&#13;
family in Ell Salvador, "but&#13;
the best thing would be for&#13;
the war to end. Then there&#13;
would not be a necessity for&#13;
anyone to leave the country."&#13;
"The truth is," added Rene,&#13;
"we don't want to stay in this&#13;
country all of our lives. We&#13;
want to go home. In order to&#13;
return home, we need a guarantee&#13;
that our lives will not&#13;
be at risk. The only guarantee&#13;
is to establish peace and&#13;
justice in El Salvador."&#13;
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Lend us your brainpower one weekend a&#13;
month and two weeks a year, and we'll give you&#13;
$18,000 or more for college.&#13;
Under the New GI Bill, you'll qualify for up&#13;
to $5,000 for tuition and books. Then, yoo'll get&#13;
another $11,000—or more— in monthly Army&#13;
Guard paychecks. Plus, a cash bonus of up to&#13;
$2,000 as soon as you finish Advanced Individual Training.&#13;
And if you have college loans, the Guard will help you pay those&#13;
off, too, with up to $1,500 extra per year.&#13;
No other service offers you so many educational benefits, and asks&#13;
so little of your time.&#13;
So, if you can spare one weekend a month for your H;V'V/i»&#13;
country, call your local recruiter. Imi i i lLAnd&#13;
help yourself to a higher education.&#13;
SFC Willie Morgan&#13;
(414)656-6496 umm&#13;
Army National Guard&#13;
A mericans A t Their Best.&#13;
6 Thursday, April 9, 1987&#13;
RANGER&#13;
Pi Sigma Epsilon&#13;
The Pi Sigma Epsilon Co-&#13;
Ed Marketing Fraternity will&#13;
hold meetings every Wednesday&#13;
at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 116.&#13;
Computer Workshop&#13;
* The. Computing Support&#13;
Center will be conducting a&#13;
workshop on Tuesday, April&#13;
21 from 2-4 p.m. in WLLC&#13;
D117. T. Fossum will be conducting&#13;
the class, which is an&#13;
introduction to the concept of&#13;
computer networks. The process&#13;
for accessing BITNET&#13;
from VAX 750 will also be discussed.&#13;
* The Computing Support&#13;
Center will be conducting a&#13;
workshop on Thursday, April&#13;
16 from 3:30-4:30 in WLLC&#13;
D117. J. Sounderpandian will&#13;
be conducting the workshop,&#13;
which will be an introduction&#13;
to the Microsoft Word for the&#13;
Macintosh.&#13;
* The Library/Learning Center&#13;
will be presenting a seminar&#13;
on Wednesday, April 15&#13;
from 2-5 p.m. in D117. The&#13;
seminar is on how to to your&#13;
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yon borrow&#13;
with a ECU&#13;
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• Car Loans&#13;
• Mortgages&#13;
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Mon.-Fri. 10-3&#13;
Serving four other locations&#13;
Racine Waukesha&#13;
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Club Events&#13;
own online computerized&#13;
database searching using&#13;
BRS/AFTERDARK. This system&#13;
provides access to over&#13;
65 databases in various&#13;
areas: medicine, business,&#13;
education, social sciences,&#13;
etc. to sign up or for more information,&#13;
contact the Library/&#13;
Learning Center Reference&#13;
Desk or call ext. 2360.&#13;
Accounting Club&#13;
The Accounting Club will be&#13;
hosting a speaker on Monday,&#13;
April 13 at 1 p.m. in Union&#13;
104. Paul Fisher from the&#13;
Wisconsin CPA review will be&#13;
the speaker.&#13;
Geology Club&#13;
* The Geology Club will be&#13;
hosting a guest speaker on&#13;
Wednesday, April 15 at 8 p.m.&#13;
in Molinaro 107. Dr. John Sepkoski&#13;
of the Department of&#13;
Geological Sciences in Chicago&#13;
will present the talk&#13;
"Dinosaurs, Comets and&#13;
Clocks: Periodicity in the Extinction&#13;
of Life." The presentation&#13;
will be preceded by a&#13;
reception in Greenquist 113 at&#13;
7:15. Both are free and open&#13;
to the public.&#13;
* The Geology Club will&#13;
also host a guest speaker on&#13;
Friday, April 10 at 1 p.m. in&#13;
Greenquist 113. Dr. Peter&#13;
Clark of the Department of&#13;
Geological Sciences at Illinois-&#13;
Chicago will preent the&#13;
talk "Late Quaternary Land-&#13;
Sea Correlations, Northern&#13;
Labrador." The talk will be&#13;
free and open to the public.&#13;
SWEA&#13;
* You are invited to see the&#13;
Kenosha Education Association&#13;
Faculty Representative&#13;
Assembly in action on Thursday,&#13;
April 9 at 4 p.m. at 5610&#13;
55th Street, Kenosha. Sponsored&#13;
by the Student Wisconsin&#13;
Education Association.&#13;
* Bring a lunch and listen&#13;
to guest speaker Jose Martinez&#13;
speak about TESA&#13;
(Teacher Expectations/Student&#13;
Achievement) On Monday,&#13;
April 13 from 12:30-2&#13;
p.m. in Union 207.&#13;
Music Club&#13;
FACT: The average American&#13;
hears approximately a&#13;
skillion minutes of music in&#13;
his/her lifetime.&#13;
What kind of music do you&#13;
like? C'mon! You have some&#13;
favorite tunes echoing around&#13;
in your brain. You got ears,&#13;
don'tcha?&#13;
If music is important to&#13;
you, why not get more involved&#13;
with it?&#13;
Come help us start a music&#13;
club at Parkside. No need to&#13;
be a music student. No need&#13;
to perform at all, unless you&#13;
want to.&#13;
If you have a specific musical&#13;
interest, you'll probably&#13;
find someone else who shares&#13;
it. Or if you just want to learn&#13;
more about that strange stuff&#13;
that floats through the air&#13;
and makes your ears sit up&#13;
and want more, then come&#13;
check it out.&#13;
What your ears have been&#13;
waiting for!!! Monday, April&#13;
13, 1:00 p.m., D118.&#13;
Asian Student Organization&#13;
The Parkside Asian Student&#13;
Organization will be having a&#13;
bowling tournament this Saturday,&#13;
April U at noon in the&#13;
Rec Center. There will be a&#13;
cost of $ 1 per person.&#13;
Corporate Recruitment&#13;
Workshop A workshop on corporation&#13;
re-cruiting practices&#13;
titled "Do You Have What&#13;
They're Looking For?? Find&#13;
out!" will be heldMonday,&#13;
April 13 at 6 p.m. inMolinaro&#13;
105. Tom Wascoe ofAbbott&#13;
Labs and Major King ofthe&#13;
U.S. Army will speak.&#13;
SOMETIMES TO GET INTO A&#13;
NEW FRAME OF MIND, YOU&#13;
JUST GOTTA GET OUT OF&#13;
THE OLD FRAME.&#13;
SEE HOW WEARING CONTACT&#13;
LENSES CAN MAKE ALL THE&#13;
DIFFERENCE.&#13;
2 Pairs of Contact Lenses&#13;
ONLY $129.00 complete*&#13;
Dr. Andrew Paul Kluka, O.D.&#13;
Optometrist&#13;
5033-6th Avenue-Harborside&#13;
Kenosha, Wisconsin 53140&#13;
(Vi block north of Holiday Inn)&#13;
652-1917 'Exam, Lenses &amp; Care Solution Starter Kit in cluded. Standard Power Lenses.&#13;
A Week at the Park&#13;
Thursday, April 9&#13;
WORKSHOP: "Interview&#13;
Communication" starts at&#13;
5:30 p.m. in Union 104. Call&#13;
ext. 2452 for reservations.&#13;
Sponsored by Career Planning&#13;
and Placement.&#13;
MOVIE: "Till Marriage Do&#13;
Us Part" will be shown at&#13;
7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema.&#13;
Tickets for the Thursday&#13;
Foreign Film Series will be&#13;
available at the door.&#13;
Friday, April 10&#13;
MOVIES: "Stagecoach" will&#13;
be shown at 1:30 p.m. and&#13;
"Shane" will be shown at 7:30&#13;
p.m. in the Union Cinema.&#13;
Admission is free for Parkside&#13;
and Carthage students&#13;
and $2 for others. Sponsored&#13;
by PAB.&#13;
LIVE ENTERTAINMENT&#13;
featuring "The Connection"&#13;
starting at 9 p.m. in Union&#13;
Square. Admission will be&#13;
charged at the door. Sponsored&#13;
by PAB.&#13;
Saturday, April 11&#13;
MOVIE: "Till Marriage Do&#13;
Us Part" will be repeated at&#13;
8 p.m. in the Union Cinema.&#13;
Tickets for the Saturday Foreign&#13;
Film Series are sold out.&#13;
Sunday, April 12&#13;
MOVIE: "Till Marriage Do&#13;
Us Part" will be repeated at&#13;
2 p.m. in the Union Cinema.&#13;
Tickets for the Sunday Foreign&#13;
Film Series will be available&#13;
at the door.&#13;
SCHOLARSHIPS: will be&#13;
awarded starting at 2 p.m. in&#13;
the Communication Arts&#13;
Theater. The program is free&#13;
and open to the public.&#13;
MOVIE: "The Man Who Shot&#13;
Liberty Valance" will be&#13;
shown at 7:30 p.m. in the&#13;
Union Cinema. Admission is&#13;
free for Parkside and Carthage&#13;
students and $2 for&#13;
others. Sponsored by PAB.&#13;
Monday, April 13&#13;
ROUND TABLE: "Frostbelt&#13;
Urban Redevelopment: Problems&#13;
and Prospects" by Mark&#13;
Levine of UW-Milwaukee&#13;
starts at 12:15 p.m. in Union&#13;
106. The event is open to the&#13;
public at no charge.&#13;
VIDEO: "Jesus Christ Superstar"&#13;
will be shown at 1:30&#13;
p.m. in Union Squre. All are&#13;
welcome. Sponsored by PAB.&#13;
WORKSHOP: "How to Buy a&#13;
Small Business" starts at 6&#13;
p.m. Call ext. 2047 for reservations.&#13;
Sponsored by the&#13;
Small Business Development&#13;
Center.&#13;
Tuesday, April 14&#13;
VIDEO: "Jesus Christ Superstar"&#13;
will be repeated at 8&#13;
p.m. in Union Square.&#13;
Wednesday, April 15&#13;
WORKSHOP: "Business Feasibility"&#13;
starts at 8:30 a.m.&#13;
Call ext. 2047 for details.&#13;
COFFEEHOUSE: Featuring&#13;
Cirrus Falcon from 12 noon to&#13;
2 p.m. and from 6-8 p.m in&#13;
Union Square. The event is&#13;
free and open to the public.&#13;
Sponsored by PAB.&#13;
SEMINAR: "Searching Remote&#13;
Online Databases"&#13;
starts at 2 p.m. in WLLC&#13;
D117. Call ext. 2356 for details.&#13;
VIDEO: "Jesus Christ Superstar"&#13;
will be repeated at 3:30&#13;
p.m. in Union Square.&#13;
Voice concert slated&#13;
Voice students of Robert&#13;
Campbell, assistant professor&#13;
of music, will present a concert&#13;
on Wednesday, April 15&#13;
at 1 p.m. in Communication&#13;
Arts D-118. The event is sponsored&#13;
by the Music Department.&#13;
Dawn Crowell, Sharon&#13;
Dasczcuk, Candice Kopecky,&#13;
Gregory Breeden, and Karen&#13;
Neweirwill sing selections by&#13;
Strauss, Caccini, William&#13;
Schuman, Wagner, Mozart&#13;
and Brahms. They will join&#13;
together in music from "Lost&#13;
in the Stars" by Kurt Weill&#13;
and Maxwell Anderson. Piano&#13;
accompanists will be Jill&#13;
Lammers, Kristy Parham&#13;
and Ronnie Shaff.&#13;
(Coffee Shop)&#13;
Will Cater Small Parties Upon Availability&#13;
Hours: Mon.-Sat. 8-5 • Sun. 12-5&#13;
Friarswood Mall&#13;
4015 - 80th Street • Kenosha, Wl 53142&#13;
Phone: 694-8508&#13;
RANGER Thursday, April 9, 1987 7&#13;
NO TICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN&#13;
THE PARKSIDE UNION&#13;
All positions available Fall Semester with some special event work required&#13;
this semester. Students must be of legal drinking age and have a minimum&#13;
cumulative GPA of 2.00. Applicants for building supervisor positions must have&#13;
a minimum cumulative GPA of 2.50.&#13;
"Twelfth&#13;
Night"&#13;
The Milwaukee Repertory&#13;
Theater bids adieu to the&#13;
Todd Wehr Theater with&#13;
Shakespeare's delightful&#13;
comedy, "Twelfth Night,"&#13;
running April 10 through May&#13;
17.&#13;
Directed by resident company&#13;
member, Kenneth&#13;
Albers, "Twelfth Night" is&#13;
filled with hilarious moments&#13;
created by mistaken identities,&#13;
misguided loves and&#13;
practical jokes. Cast members&#13;
include: Catherine Lynn&#13;
Davis (Viola), Marie Mathay&#13;
(Olivia), Daniel Mooney&#13;
(Orsino), Peter Silbert&#13;
(Feste), Tamu Gray (Maria),&#13;
Rose Pickering (Sir Toby&#13;
Belch), James Pickering&#13;
(Malvolio), Tom Blair (Sir&#13;
Andrew Aguecheek), Steven&#13;
Gefroh (Sebastian) and Emil&#13;
Herrera (Sea Captain Antonio).&#13;
Other members of the&#13;
cast are members of the internship&#13;
program: Ted Tyson&#13;
(Curio), J. Michael Brennan&#13;
(Valentine) and Robert Bennet&#13;
(Fabian). The set designer&#13;
is Victor Becker, with&#13;
costumes by Sam Fleming&#13;
and lights by Bob Jared. Production&#13;
stage manager is Rob&#13;
Goodman.&#13;
Tickets&#13;
range irom $5.00 to $15.00.&#13;
For more informaiton or&#13;
reservations, call 273-7206.&#13;
Artist says King is a good role model&#13;
by Kimberlie Kranich&#13;
Feature Editor&#13;
"The only way I can really&#13;
get people to understand&#13;
something that I'm trying to&#13;
bring from my heart is to put&#13;
it on canvas."&#13;
Through his paintings, Jerril&#13;
Grover exposes the social&#13;
injustices of this world. His&#13;
artwork focuses primarily on&#13;
poverty, racism and violence.&#13;
"People don't want to see&#13;
the negative side of life," explained&#13;
Grover. "If people&#13;
keep ignoring the negative&#13;
side, it's going to creep up on&#13;
them until it piles up. By that&#13;
time, they have no choice but&#13;
to look at it."&#13;
Grover recently completed&#13;
a painting of a pregnant&#13;
black woman in poverty as a&#13;
reminder that there are&#13;
starving people in our own&#13;
communities.&#13;
"A lot of people don't appreciate&#13;
how good we live&#13;
around here. Our problems&#13;
are minimal compared to the&#13;
people who are suffering," he&#13;
said.&#13;
Grover only started painting&#13;
last semester. He had&#13;
taken some basic drawing&#13;
classes and was the only&#13;
black artist in class. His&#13;
white teachers and peers enpnoto&#13;
oy JacK Bornnuener&#13;
Art student Jerril Grover stands in front of his painting of&#13;
Dr. Martin Luther King.&#13;
black art.&#13;
"If you're in an all white&#13;
classroom," Grover explained,&#13;
"you're always going&#13;
to see white art.&#13;
"If I didn't have any inspiration,&#13;
if I didn't know that&#13;
there are black artists, or&#13;
just a person other than a&#13;
just blend in."&#13;
During the month of Februa.&#13;
ry, Grover's artwork was on&#13;
display in the library for&#13;
Black History Month. One of&#13;
his paintings was different&#13;
pictures of Dr. Martin Luther&#13;
King. King was one of his role&#13;
models.&#13;
he did forme,"&#13;
said Grover, "was that&#13;
he was a good role model. He&#13;
was a perfect example of a&#13;
role model who didn't have&#13;
any racism in his heart. He&#13;
did not just work for blacks,&#13;
he worked for all people.&#13;
That's what my paintings are&#13;
trying to express.&#13;
"What's bad," he continued,&#13;
"especially for minorities,&#13;
is that they don't have&#13;
any type of good role&#13;
models."&#13;
Grover is especially concerned&#13;
about children and&#13;
wants to be a good role model&#13;
for them.&#13;
"I wanted to be somebody&#13;
so bad that it burned me up&#13;
inside. I got tired of walking&#13;
down the street and seeing a&#13;
relative or friend who graduated&#13;
five years ahead and the&#13;
person is doing nothing," he&#13;
explained.&#13;
When Grover came to&#13;
Parkside five years ago, he&#13;
tested into Math 016 a nd had&#13;
the reading level of a fourth&#13;
grader. Initially he dropped&#13;
his math class twice because&#13;
it was too difficult. However,&#13;
he took up the challenge&#13;
again, finished the course,&#13;
and has now completed second&#13;
level calculus. Grover is&#13;
a first generation college student.&#13;
Grover see page 8&#13;
BUILDING SUPERVISORS&#13;
Responsible for evening and weekend building&#13;
operation and internal security. Involves coordination of&#13;
special events, cash receipt handling and student&#13;
payroll audit. Must be personable and have the ability to&#13;
work with others.&#13;
BARTENDERS/CASHIERS&#13;
Involves over-the-counter concession sales, check out&#13;
and rental of recreation facilities/equipment, admission&#13;
and ticket sales. Cash register and cash handling&#13;
experieince preferred but not required.&#13;
LIGHT &amp; SOUND TECHNICIANS&#13;
Involves set-up/tear-down operation, maintenance of&#13;
electronic lighting and sound equipment. Operating&#13;
knowledge and/or prior experience required. Some&#13;
specific training will be provided. Must be able to work&#13;
evenings and weekends.&#13;
SET-UP/TEAR-DOWN WORKERS&#13;
Involves the set-up and tear-down of chairs, tables, etc.,&#13;
for dances, receptions, meetings and special events.&#13;
No prior experience necessary, but applicants should&#13;
be in good physical condition.&#13;
APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE IN UNION ROOM 209&#13;
The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply.&#13;
RANGER&#13;
8 Thursday, April 9, 1987&#13;
Grover&#13;
Grover from page 7&#13;
He detests violence as well&#13;
as poverty and racism. While&#13;
attending Bradford High&#13;
School in Kenosha and captain&#13;
of t he wrestling team, racial&#13;
riots occurred.&#13;
"A black kid (the wrestling&#13;
team was half black, half&#13;
white) would ask me if I'd&#13;
help with the riot," Grover&#13;
recalled. "Without a doubt I&#13;
said 'No.' When I see that&#13;
stuff going on, especially in&#13;
school, I think it's terrible. I&#13;
can't see anybody hitting anybody&#13;
on purpose."&#13;
Grover has been on Parkside's&#13;
wrestling team for five&#13;
years. It's one way he can&#13;
vent his aggression.&#13;
"That's one reason why I&#13;
like to wrestle. It gets out my&#13;
frustrations. If I have any&#13;
violence built up in me, I'd&#13;
rather do it (express it) legally&#13;
and competitively instead&#13;
of doing it forcefully and&#13;
trying to cause damage to&#13;
someone else," Grover explained.&#13;
At the beginning of his junior&#13;
year Grover suffered a detached&#13;
retina and had to stop&#13;
wrestling. He took up wrestling&#13;
again in the fall but the&#13;
injury recurred and he has&#13;
not been able to wrestle now&#13;
in his senior year.&#13;
Grover has adapted to the&#13;
loss quite well. Wrestling, he&#13;
said, was more of an individual&#13;
thing. He can reach more&#13;
people with his art.&#13;
"It's (artwork) not intended&#13;
just for black people," he&#13;
explained. "It's intended for&#13;
everyone. I want to open people's&#13;
eyes and close their&#13;
minds to racism and violence&#13;
and especially poverty. I hate&#13;
to see racism impounded on&#13;
little children because a&#13;
child, if he's a minority, is&#13;
born into a life in which racism&#13;
is a common event."&#13;
Grover is majoring in art,&#13;
art education and engineering.&#13;
He would like to teach at&#13;
a racially mixed school and&#13;
doesn't have a preference in&#13;
terms of t he grade level.&#13;
"I have no preference as&#13;
long as I can help someone.&#13;
Students, nowadays, if they&#13;
don't have role models, I&#13;
don't think they have any&#13;
kind of urge to look for anything&#13;
else in life. There has to&#13;
be some type of stimulus to&#13;
get the child to do something,"&#13;
concluded Grover.&#13;
Psych 101 to be offered for honors&#13;
by Doug McEvoy&#13;
Beginning in the fall semester&#13;
of t his year, a new section&#13;
of the present Psychology 101&#13;
course will be offered to those&#13;
students on the honors program.&#13;
The course will be&#13;
taught by Erika Hoff-Ginsberg&#13;
of the psychology department.&#13;
"It will be the same as the&#13;
present introductory psychology&#13;
class as far as the&#13;
material studied goes;" explained&#13;
Beecham Robinson,&#13;
coordinator of the honors program,&#13;
"but it will differ in&#13;
that the research and readings&#13;
will be like that of the&#13;
higher psychology courses."&#13;
The course is being offered&#13;
to students with 3.2 GPA or&#13;
better, or those students entering&#13;
as freshmen who have&#13;
been chosen for the honors&#13;
program. There are no prerequisites&#13;
to be eligible for&#13;
this course.&#13;
The only difference between&#13;
this section and the&#13;
other sections of 101 is that&#13;
one must be an honors student.&#13;
The class will concentrate&#13;
less on the text and&#13;
more on enriched materials,&#13;
that is, materials that will&#13;
help give the student a fuller&#13;
and more detailed view of the&#13;
topics being studied. Students&#13;
are still required to participte&#13;
as subjects of the research&#13;
projects of students in higher&#13;
courses, but they will also do&#13;
research of their own. The&#13;
small size of the class will&#13;
allow for more detailed dis-&#13;
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cussion of the material and&#13;
will allow for the use of material&#13;
that would be impratical&#13;
in a larger class.&#13;
"I think that if you can get&#13;
the most interested students&#13;
together in a class that allows&#13;
them to discuss a topic and&#13;
get really involved in it. You&#13;
get a class where students&#13;
are really going to get the&#13;
most out of it," explained&#13;
Hoff-Ginsberg who will not&#13;
only teach the course but who&#13;
also came up with the idea&#13;
for it. She is hopeful that sections&#13;
like this one are used in&#13;
other courses in the future.&#13;
"It is a chance for the students&#13;
who want to go beyond&#13;
the material or detail of the&#13;
other 101 sections and really&#13;
get all that they can out of&#13;
it," she explained. "I think it&#13;
is a good idea for any course&#13;
and I know their value since I&#13;
took the same type of course&#13;
in college."&#13;
The section is worth no&#13;
more than the others as far&#13;
as credits go, but the knowledge&#13;
a person can gain from&#13;
such a class is far greater&#13;
than that of the regular sections.&#13;
The only real motivation,&#13;
then, for a student to&#13;
take the class is to have the&#13;
chance to do as much as&#13;
he/she can and to get the&#13;
most out of it. The psychology&#13;
department is very optimistic&#13;
that this is more than enough&#13;
motivation to make the&#13;
course a success.&#13;
photo by Jack Bornhuetter&#13;
This painting of a black woman and her child, entitled "Poverty,"&#13;
was created by art student Jerril Grover.&#13;
Fine Arts Quartet set&#13;
The Fine Arts Quartet, one&#13;
of the most distinguished ensembles&#13;
in chamber music&#13;
today, will perform at 8 p.m.&#13;
on Thursday, April 16 in the&#13;
Communication Arts Theater.&#13;
Tickets, available at the&#13;
Union Information Center and&#13;
at the door, are $5 for students,&#13;
senior citizens and faculty&#13;
and staff, $7 for the general&#13;
public.&#13;
One of the most active&#13;
chamber groups, the Fine&#13;
Arts Quartet performs more&#13;
than 90 concerts each season,&#13;
touring the United States, Europe,&#13;
Isreal, Canada and&#13;
Mexico.&#13;
In addition to their busy&#13;
concert schedules, the quartet&#13;
members are professors and&#13;
artists-in-residence at UWMilwaukee,&#13;
and conduct master&#13;
classes and workshops at&#13;
music festivals, universities,&#13;
and conservatories throughout&#13;
the world.&#13;
"The Fine Arts Quartet is&#13;
one of the premier touring&#13;
and recording groups of its&#13;
kind," said music professor&#13;
Mark Eichner, who chairs&#13;
Parkside's Lecturers and&#13;
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world-class group and we're&#13;
pleased to be presenting a&#13;
concert of the first echelon."&#13;
The Quartet has been engaged&#13;
to record a major portion&#13;
of the string quartet&#13;
repetoire and recently recorded&#13;
the works of Shostakovich,&#13;
Dvorak and Turina for the&#13;
Gasparo label, and works by&#13;
Mozart, Beeehoven, Debussy&#13;
and Schubert for Lodia Records.&#13;
The group is often featured&#13;
on live radio broadcasts&#13;
in New York and Chicago and&#13;
performs regularly for radio&#13;
and television in Europe. A&#13;
documentary of the ensemble&#13;
has been filmed by the Public&#13;
Broadcasting System (PBS)&#13;
in the U.S.&#13;
Members of the ensemble&#13;
are:&#13;
• Violinist Ralph Evans,&#13;
who was a medalist at the&#13;
1982 Tchaikovsky Competition&#13;
in Moscow and has performed&#13;
as a soloist throughout North&#13;
America and Europe;&#13;
• Violinist Efim Boico, who&#13;
has been a member of the Tel&#13;
Aviv Quartet, the Israel Philharmonic,&#13;
and concertmaster&#13;
and soloist with the Orchestra&#13;
de Paris;&#13;
• Violist Jerry Horner, who&#13;
has been principal violist and&#13;
soloist with the Pittsburgh&#13;
and Dallas symphonies and&#13;
has performed extensively in&#13;
North American and Europe,&#13;
and&#13;
• Cellist Wolfgang Laufer,&#13;
who has performed with the&#13;
Wuhrer String Quartet and&#13;
was principal cellist of the&#13;
Malmo Orchestra in Sweden,&#13;
the Hambura Philharmonic&#13;
RANGER&#13;
Films on campus&#13;
Thursday, April 9,1987 9&#13;
i i —1&#13;
PAB to show rare Chaplin masterpieces&#13;
Charlie Chaplin&#13;
by Jim Neibaur&#13;
Entertainment Editor&#13;
This weekend, the Parkside&#13;
Activities Board (PAB) will&#13;
be presenting three films by&#13;
the single most important figure&#13;
in the history of motion&#13;
pictures, Charles Chaplin.&#13;
MODERN TIMES (1936)&#13;
Although made long after&#13;
talking pictures had rendered&#13;
the silent film obsolete, Chaplin&#13;
decided to make one more&#13;
testament to the fine art of&#13;
screen pantomine with this&#13;
landmark comedy.&#13;
A very visionary work, it&#13;
makes strong statements in&#13;
favor of the American working&#13;
class and against the manipulation&#13;
of humanity by a&#13;
capitalistic society. While&#13;
these statements are made&#13;
through the comedic images&#13;
that Chaplin exhibits, it does&#13;
not diminish the timeless&#13;
power of this artist's feelings&#13;
about the common man.&#13;
THE GREAT DICTATOR&#13;
(1940)&#13;
Chaplin's first talkie, this&#13;
rare item is a brilliant attack&#13;
on fascism.&#13;
Charlie plays a dual role: a&#13;
meek Jewish barber and the&#13;
Hitler-esque ruler of a mythical&#13;
country. It further perpetuates&#13;
Chaplin's altruism&#13;
through wonderful comedy&#13;
sequences and a climactic&#13;
speech that says more about&#13;
world peace than anything&#13;
sung by Bob Dylan or Phil&#13;
Ochs so many years later.&#13;
Jack Oakie is especially&#13;
good as a Mussollini type.&#13;
MONSIEUR&#13;
(1947)&#13;
VERDOUX&#13;
The most offbeat and easily&#13;
the most topical Chaplin film,&#13;
this one is a very dark comedy&#13;
about a murderous Bluebeard&#13;
who marries rich&#13;
women, seduces and kills&#13;
them to collect their money.&#13;
His intentions in doing so&#13;
have to do with his seeing&#13;
murder as a business, a final&#13;
speech in the climactic courtroom&#13;
sequence has him explain&#13;
murder as a small scale&#13;
version of the government&#13;
using tax dollars to build&#13;
"huge weapons of destruction."&#13;
This film, more than any&#13;
other, presents the visions of&#13;
world peace that Chaplin carried&#13;
and which subsequently&#13;
labeled him a Communist&#13;
during the McCarthy era.&#13;
It also shows him once&#13;
again as the absolute master&#13;
of the motion picture, moreso&#13;
than any artist in film history.&#13;
All of the films in this series&#13;
are important movie milestones&#13;
that should be seen by&#13;
everyone. Do yourself a favor&#13;
and become not only thouroughly&#13;
entertained, but also&#13;
culturally enlightened. Chaplin&#13;
is to film what Shakespeare&#13;
is to literature; not an&#13;
optional . pleasure for those&#13;
who pretend to know, but a&#13;
necessity.&#13;
New Police Academy flick disturbs viewers' peace&#13;
This fourth installment in&#13;
the seemingly endless series&#13;
of Police Academy comedies&#13;
is the weakest of the bunch,&#13;
which is saying a great deal.&#13;
None of the efforts are particularly&#13;
good.&#13;
Never before has the series&#13;
catered so specifically to fans&#13;
of the series, virtually all of&#13;
its attempted humor stem-&#13;
Bruce Willis&#13;
by Jim Neibaur&#13;
Entertainment Editor&#13;
Bruce Willis is hot so why&#13;
not star him in his own&#13;
movie?&#13;
What the heck, Bruce Jenner&#13;
got to make a movie. But&#13;
"Can't Stop The Music," in&#13;
which Jenner starred with the&#13;
Village People, was actually&#13;
somewhat better than "Blind&#13;
Date."&#13;
Remember the Village People?&#13;
Oh they were quite popular&#13;
at one time. I'd say&#13;
around 1978 or so. And in 1995&#13;
we'll most likely be saying,&#13;
"Remember Bruce Willis?"&#13;
"Blind Date," which also&#13;
features Kim Basinger and&#13;
another TV star in John La&#13;
Roquette, is a silly romantic&#13;
comedy that tries hard to&#13;
evoke the same feeling as&#13;
those directed by Howard&#13;
Hawks or Gregory LaCava.&#13;
But then these directors had&#13;
both style and substance, not&#13;
to mention actors the caliber&#13;
of Cary Grant, Irene Dunne,&#13;
William Powell and Carole&#13;
Lombard.&#13;
What we get with "Blind&#13;
Date" is a series of mild and&#13;
predictable gag situations&#13;
with typical Willis mugging&#13;
for fans of his small screen&#13;
shenanigans.&#13;
Films like "Blind Date"&#13;
seem to be attemps by filmmakers&#13;
to copy the quick,&#13;
artless process of commercial&#13;
television in an effort to get&#13;
Mr. and Mrs. Two-and-a-halfming&#13;
from one's prior knowledge&#13;
of each of the characters.&#13;
The film is cheap and aggressive&#13;
with plenty of movement&#13;
and gag situations that&#13;
are alternately funny and&#13;
tasteless. All of this is packaged&#13;
carefully to amuse the&#13;
non-thinking moviegoers who&#13;
are herded into the theater&#13;
room-flat out of their living&#13;
rooms and into the theaters.&#13;
Four dollars and fifty cents is&#13;
quite a price to pay to see&#13;
Bruce Willis ham it up on a&#13;
large screen than what can&#13;
be found at home.&#13;
This is a very "popular"&#13;
sort of film, the type that will&#13;
like sheep to witness this insipid&#13;
drivel. The constant&#13;
movement is obviously an attempt&#13;
to keep these patrons&#13;
cognizant of the fact that&#13;
there is definitely something&#13;
happening on the screen.&#13;
Without any development of&#13;
character within the context&#13;
of this film's narrative (you&#13;
are expected to have seen the&#13;
certainly please the masses&#13;
who thrive on network television.&#13;
But those looking for&#13;
even a shred of creativity are&#13;
urged to instead check out&#13;
PAB's series on Charles&#13;
Chaplin rather than spending&#13;
a fin on something as wholly&#13;
worthless as "Blind Date."&#13;
first three installments),&#13;
Mahoney (Steve Guttenberg)&#13;
gets the pretty journalist who&#13;
has almost no lines, Tackelberry&#13;
(David Graf) makes&#13;
love to his firearms, and&#13;
Hightower (Bubba Smith) is&#13;
involved in a few strongman&#13;
gags.&#13;
Michael Winslow gets to do&#13;
his ninja bits and a few other&#13;
strange sound effects while&#13;
Bobcat Goldthwait ends up&#13;
with the most attractive girl&#13;
in the cast!&#13;
So who needs credibility in&#13;
a slapstick comedy? Nobody.&#13;
But what is necessary is that&#13;
the gags are set up and subsequently&#13;
executed with some&#13;
sort of comedic point. "Police&#13;
Academy 4" merely uses isolated&#13;
gags that range from&#13;
amusing to painful. But this&#13;
does not stop such blatant&#13;
dreck to achieve box office&#13;
success. People do find these&#13;
slipshod rehashes of primitive&#13;
Bowery Boys material to be&#13;
genuinely funny. A lot of people&#13;
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r&#13;
10 Thursday, April 9, 1987&#13;
RANGER&#13;
Record review _ .&#13;
Prince returns to former mainstream formuta&#13;
by Gary L. Schneeberger&#13;
Before Prince hit the commercial&#13;
mainstream with&#13;
"1999," he was viewed as a&#13;
talented-but-naughty singer-&#13;
/songwriter who used "fuck"&#13;
in his songs as often as he&#13;
used drum machines.&#13;
In the wake of "1999"&#13;
(which was danceable but&#13;
hardly lyrically original),&#13;
Prince's image changed&#13;
dramatically. With efforts&#13;
like "Purple Rain." "Around&#13;
the World in a Day" and "Parade,"&#13;
he started presenting&#13;
himself as an intellectual&#13;
changeling, technopop's answer&#13;
to David Bowie; and his&#13;
reclusive, cryptic lifestyle&#13;
made the music (whose lyrics&#13;
hadn't really changed much)&#13;
seem "deeper."&#13;
Now, with the release of a&#13;
new double LP "Sign o' the&#13;
Times" (on Warner/Paisley&#13;
Park), the posturing's more&#13;
evident than ever, as is the&#13;
Princely One's absolute intellectual&#13;
emptiness. And the result&#13;
is an album for the feet&#13;
which is being hawked as one&#13;
for the mind.&#13;
Forget the fact that he's&#13;
turned to wearing tiny eyeglasses&#13;
to appear smarter,&#13;
the words Prince uses to accompany&#13;
his admittedly infectious&#13;
melodies are now,&#13;
and have usually been, laughable.&#13;
The same man who&#13;
brought us the impenetrable&#13;
"Sometimes it Snows in&#13;
April" has done himself one&#13;
better by cranking out a gem&#13;
like "U Got the Look" ("U&#13;
sho nuf' do be cookin' in my&#13;
book / You face is jammin*,&#13;
your body's heck-a-slammin'&#13;
/ If love is good let's get to&#13;
rammin' ").&#13;
This is not to say that all&#13;
music needs deep meaning to&#13;
be good, but if an artist sells&#13;
himself as an intellectual, he&#13;
better deliver the merchandise.&#13;
And Prince doesn't. His&#13;
annoying trait of using "U"&#13;
and "2" for "you" and "two"&#13;
is a perfect example of how&#13;
he uses quasi-intellectualism&#13;
to manipulate his followers.&#13;
And now four albums old, the&#13;
act is wearing thin.&#13;
As a producer of bubble&#13;
gum dancefloor ditties,&#13;
Prince is a King. But he'd be&#13;
wise to knock off the Woody&#13;
Allen stuff and start writing&#13;
some more songs with "fuck"&#13;
in them.&#13;
Prince&#13;
Short Cuts THE STRANGLERS&#13;
Dreamtime (Epic)&#13;
These mellow, political activists&#13;
of the progressive&#13;
music scene return on a new&#13;
LP with a variety of new&#13;
sounds and styles.&#13;
"Dreamtime" is an album&#13;
that attempts to cover many&#13;
musical directions and feelings&#13;
: a country sound in&#13;
"You'll Always Reap What&#13;
You Sow," with a voice like&#13;
Bono of U2 laden with tearjerking&#13;
emotion; a jazzy, big&#13;
band style in "Was It You?"&#13;
covering a fuzztone, feedback&#13;
guitar with a loud and strong&#13;
horn section; simple, goodtime,&#13;
girls-on-the-beach rock&#13;
in "Nice Is Nice;" and several&#13;
melodic ballads.&#13;
Instrumentation is mixed&#13;
and performed well. The keyboards&#13;
of Dave Greenfield&#13;
are used sparingly to enhance&#13;
the music, rather than&#13;
becoming the sound as the&#13;
trend of today is. Jazzy horn&#13;
sections are featured throughout&#13;
the album to give it an&#13;
upbeat, high spirited mood.&#13;
The vocals of J J Burnell and&#13;
Hugh Cornell moved from a&#13;
deep whisper, through whining&#13;
harmonies, to burning energies&#13;
and smooth beauties.&#13;
The Stranglers have toned&#13;
down some of the heavy politics&#13;
of their music in favor of&#13;
the art itself. Where songs&#13;
like "Big in America" would&#13;
have been heavy attacks SORTING&#13;
earlier, they are now sarcasms&#13;
with a hidden message.&#13;
These underlying&#13;
themes are the purpose of&#13;
The Stranglers; they seek to&#13;
entertain while they inform&#13;
and editorialize. They do entertain&#13;
- it is for the listener&#13;
to decide if they have any&#13;
other accomplishments.&#13;
This album shows the worth&#13;
of the progressive music&#13;
scene. It presents a varied,&#13;
experimental music in a talented&#13;
form. "Dreamtime"&#13;
covers a wide range of music&#13;
and does it well.&#13;
••Tyson Wilda&#13;
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN&#13;
by Europe (CBS)&#13;
The sort of industrial power&#13;
pop attributed to groups like&#13;
Night Ranger and 38 Special&#13;
is what new group Europe&#13;
has to offer here.&#13;
The title cut, a synthesized&#13;
art rock "epic" that reminds&#13;
me of Gary Wright's 1975&#13;
"Dream Weaver," is filled&#13;
with glitzy splendor but not a&#13;
lot of substance.&#13;
This cut is presently getting&#13;
good radio airtime and should&#13;
be a minor period hit.&#13;
However, the album is not&#13;
a throwaway. There are some&#13;
nice melodic hooks interspersed&#13;
here and about, some&#13;
of the tracks even being capable&#13;
of rising above their synthesized&#13;
trappings. In fact, it&#13;
almost seems like Europe is&#13;
generally a good journeyman&#13;
rock act whose sound is softened&#13;
by an overabundance of&#13;
keyboards.&#13;
Europe also poses rather&#13;
ambiguously. In many ways&#13;
they seem to want to follow in&#13;
the footsteps of Bon Jovi and&#13;
produce a certain brand of&#13;
pretty boy hard rock that&#13;
falls somewhere in between&#13;
the Bay City Rollers and&#13;
Quiet Riot. In other ways&#13;
they want to perpetuate the&#13;
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Genesis or Yes.&#13;
"The Final Countdown" is&#13;
at least an interesting starter&#13;
for Europe. If they hit Top&#13;
Forty paydirt, we may hear&#13;
more from them in the future.&#13;
One can only hope that&#13;
they purify their electronic&#13;
sound and refrain from adding&#13;
even more examples of&#13;
vapid technology (e.g. drum&#13;
machines) in a quest for continued&#13;
commercial success.&#13;
-Jim Neibaur&#13;
Shape Up!-&#13;
Shape up from page 12&#13;
checked out with a student&#13;
I.D.&#13;
Gloves can be worn while&#13;
weightlifting, to prevent callouses,&#13;
but these are a matter&#13;
of choice. Athletes lifting&#13;
very heavy weights may consider&#13;
taping wrists or knees&#13;
for support. Shoes should be a&#13;
type of court shoe with good&#13;
arch support and leather&#13;
uppers to provide a stable&#13;
base for good technique.&#13;
Biking is obviously a sport&#13;
where equipment is essential.&#13;
If you want to bike for fitness&#13;
you don't need a $500 bike,&#13;
just one that works. Take this&#13;
from experience though,, if&#13;
you're going to bike wear a&#13;
pair of biking shorts with a&#13;
pad. Saddle sores are a reality&#13;
and a discomfort.&#13;
Running is like swimming.&#13;
The equipment isn't obvious&#13;
right away, but it is essential.&#13;
Shoes are the most important&#13;
aspect of an equipment list.&#13;
Many shoes on the market&#13;
are designed for protection&#13;
and long wear. No one company&#13;
has the market on making&#13;
the best shoes. A shoe&#13;
that is good for one person&#13;
may not be good for another.&#13;
To determine the best shoe&#13;
for you do these things. First&#13;
look at your dress shoes and&#13;
see how they wear. See if the&#13;
pattern of wear is mostly to&#13;
the outside or to the inside.&#13;
Second, check out the design&#13;
of the shoe; is it designed to&#13;
control inward roll of the foot&#13;
or outward roll. Shoes with&#13;
full board last offer more&#13;
stability and control but lose&#13;
some flexibility.&#13;
RANGER Thursday, April 9, 1987 11&#13;
Athlete profile&#13;
Soccer player tackles pre-med&#13;
by Michael Rohl&#13;
Asst. Sports Editor&#13;
It was once thought by&#13;
many that those who competed&#13;
on the field couldn't compete&#13;
in the classroom, especially&#13;
if the athlete chose a&#13;
difficult major. But there are&#13;
exceptions.&#13;
Soccer player Ivan Ireland,&#13;
a 19 year-old life science/&#13;
biology major from Kenosha,&#13;
is such an exception. He combines&#13;
both the rigorous premed&#13;
program with the vigorous&#13;
sport of soccer.&#13;
Ireland, an all-state soccer&#13;
player as a senior at Tremper,&#13;
was also an all-state selection&#13;
in the under-16 and&#13;
under-19 age groups for two&#13;
years, as well as an honor&#13;
roll student and a member of&#13;
Ivan Ireland&#13;
the Honor Society.&#13;
He had been offered a soccer&#13;
scholarship at Parkside&#13;
out of high school, but opted&#13;
for West Point. He returned&#13;
here because of the scholarship,&#13;
but also because "Parkside&#13;
has one of the better premed&#13;
programs in the state."&#13;
Pre-med is a difficult&#13;
course of study in itself, but&#13;
balancing that and a varsity&#13;
sport is an even more difficult&#13;
task.&#13;
Even though he does do&#13;
well in the classroom, he said&#13;
"I don't have much free time.&#13;
We have practice in the afternoon&#13;
but in the evening we're&#13;
free to study."&#13;
Ireland thinks the stigma&#13;
that athletes are not good students&#13;
is unjustified. "I don't&#13;
think it (the stereotype) is&#13;
fair to all athletes. I think a&#13;
lot of athletes are concerned&#13;
with grades. They hold them&#13;
in high importance.&#13;
"You're now finding more&#13;
student-athletes than just athletes."&#13;
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LENNY: I hear that Fanny Farmer is&#13;
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with Gary Schneeberger.&#13;
HEY, SCHNEEBERGER: You won't&#13;
find a real woman by crusing the preschools!&#13;
UWPDT.&#13;
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proven that hair loss is a side effect of&#13;
impotence. Better go see the doctor,&#13;
Gary.&#13;
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to reverse the balding process. Ugliness&#13;
and stupidness are forever.&#13;
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and will detonate when an intelligent&#13;
article is written. UWPDT bets&#13;
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ALLEN: IF you're going to sleep in&#13;
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"ARE THERE any good women left&#13;
in the world who know how to let a&#13;
man be a man?" Cowboy.&#13;
WHO'S BEEN gutting fish on Allen's&#13;
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WHO'S HAD the big beefy burrito supreme&#13;
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JIM NEIBAUR is a cookie hog.&#13;
GEORGE: PLEASE, please shut&#13;
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DART HISTORY Week. It's not just&#13;
an adventure- it's a way of life.&#13;
UWPDT KNOWS about soap. Why&#13;
waste beer money on it?&#13;
CAN WE call the cops on you for&#13;
being idiots?&#13;
BOBBY: I don't like the itching, but I&#13;
don't mind the swelling.&#13;
MIKE ROHL is the wimp of the century.&#13;
MIKE R. is a greasy, hyperactive,&#13;
maladjusted, immature little wimp of&#13;
below-average intelligence with an&#13;
aroma that will knock you over.&#13;
MIKE R. is a left-wing, sign-carrying&#13;
bleeding heart socialist wimp.&#13;
IS MIKE R. a guy or a girl?&#13;
BRIAN KAUFMANN: There's not&#13;
enough room to print them all.&#13;
ALEX, YOU'RE not embarrassing us,&#13;
you're embarrassing yourself.&#13;
Rangers&#13;
Baseball from page 12&#13;
arms, Oberbruner stated that&#13;
they need work on the mechanics&#13;
of throwing pitches&#13;
as well as on location. But, he&#13;
also added, "they must play&#13;
to learn."&#13;
The overall Ranger hitting&#13;
attack lacks extra base&#13;
power, and instead consists&#13;
mainly of singles hitters. This&#13;
does not bode well for many&#13;
high-scoring games, but look&#13;
for improvement in this area&#13;
as the year goes on.&#13;
The infield also needs to&#13;
gain experience through&#13;
game and practice time.&#13;
Three freshmen have been&#13;
playing in the infield: Brian&#13;
CORBY, YOU better practice jumping&#13;
over the rail at the great WLLC!&#13;
HELLO BRENDA, from the photo&#13;
dudes.&#13;
GREG: LOOKING forward to more&#13;
wonderful evenings together! Sandi&#13;
CORBY: WE have pictures of the&#13;
combination!&#13;
CORBY: GRAHAM Crackers and&#13;
Flannel are a great combination.&#13;
SUE: DO you spend time doing anything&#13;
besides thinking up stupid arguments&#13;
and following the Robb Luehr&#13;
diet?&#13;
Q: WHAT has three heads and a rash&#13;
from crying so much? A: The ineffective.&#13;
uninvolved fojks who set up office&#13;
in the Coffee Shoppe.&#13;
I DID it!!!&#13;
DART TEAM: Next time you try to&#13;
insult me. pleae have the courtesy to&#13;
spell my name right. You'd think that&#13;
after 8 years of your being here, you&#13;
guys would at least have learned how&#13;
to look it up in the paper.&#13;
NICK AND the boys: The truth hurts,&#13;
eh?&#13;
ANYONE FOR some quick pep and&#13;
beer batter pancakes on this fine Sunday&#13;
morning?&#13;
BINKY: I have a book report due tomorrow.&#13;
Gauthier at third base, Ken&#13;
Neese at second, and Doug&#13;
Londo at shortstop. But,&#13;
Oberbruner noted that 6'4"&#13;
junior Randy Spiegelhoff&#13;
helps to anchor the infield&#13;
with his good glove.&#13;
Overall, Oberbruner feels&#13;
the Rangers shotild get better&#13;
as the year progresses with&#13;
improvement in all areas.&#13;
"Our direction is positive&#13;
and we always try for a winning&#13;
season. Hopefully, by the&#13;
middle of the season we will&#13;
blend things together," he explained.&#13;
The Rangers next test is&#13;
today as they take on the University&#13;
of Il linois-Chicago Circle&#13;
in Chicago at 1:00 p.m.&#13;
If you know of an athlete with an&#13;
interesting story, whether a student or&#13;
a faculty member, let us know. Please&#13;
call 553-2295 or leave your&#13;
suggestions in the Ranger office, next&#13;
to the Coffee Shoppe.&#13;
Softball team begins&#13;
season on the road&#13;
After a 6-6 record in Florida&#13;
over Spring Break, which&#13;
included winning their last&#13;
three games, the Parkside&#13;
women's softball team began&#13;
their regular season on the&#13;
road on April 1 in Whitewater&#13;
against the Lady Warhawks.&#13;
Unfortunately, they were't&#13;
very gracious hosts as they&#13;
swept the doubleheader from&#13;
the Lady Rangers 3-2 and 5-3.&#13;
On Saturday, April 4, the&#13;
Rangers travelled to Valparaiso&#13;
University in Indiana&#13;
for a doubleheader. Only one&#13;
game was able to be played,&#13;
however, and once again, the&#13;
Rangers lost.&#13;
The next day, Sunday, April&#13;
5, the opponent was Lakeland&#13;
College at Lakeland. After&#13;
three losses on the road, the&#13;
Rangers were a bit frustrated,&#13;
so they took it out on the&#13;
Muskies. Parkside swept the&#13;
doubleheader 11-0 (in six innings&#13;
and 10-0.&#13;
These two wins insured the&#13;
Rangers of a spot in the&#13;
NAIA District 14 tournament,&#13;
to be held here on May 8-10.&#13;
The first home game for&#13;
the Rangers was yesterday at&#13;
Petrifying Springs Park,&#13;
against Lewis (111.) University.&#13;
The next home games&#13;
are against Ripon College this&#13;
Sunday, April 12 and against&#13;
Loyola (111.) University on&#13;
Tuesday, April 14.&#13;
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Diners are trendy. Sixty years of&#13;
pleasing Kenosha's palates and&#13;
pocketbooks, and now, all of a&#13;
sudden...we're trendy, imagine&#13;
that.&#13;
So, whether you're fond of&#13;
fashion or a fan of fine food, here's&#13;
some good news:&#13;
Frank's Diner is open for&#13;
dinner. We've expanded our menu&#13;
and extend our hours to 8 pm,&#13;
Monday through Friday.&#13;
Delicious meals at diner prices.&#13;
Imagine that.&#13;
Open Mon.-Fri. 6 A.M.-8 P.M.&#13;
Open Sat. 7 A.M.-2 P.M.&#13;
Open Sun. 7 A.M.-1 P.M.&#13;
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Baseball team 2-1&#13;
Rangers open season&#13;
by Randy LeCount&#13;
The 1987's men's spring&#13;
baseball season is once again&#13;
upon us as the young Rangers&#13;
opened play last weekend&#13;
against Marquette (Apr. 3)&#13;
and UW-Milwaukee (Apr. 4).&#13;
The Ranger's record stands&#13;
at 2-1 with a 9-7 win over&#13;
Marquette in a 9 inning&#13;
game, as well as a 5-4 loss&#13;
and 4-0 v ictory over UWM in&#13;
a doubleheader.&#13;
In parkside's first victory&#13;
of the season against Marquette,&#13;
Jeff Lemmerman&#13;
started on the mound and was&#13;
relieved by Chris McLernon&#13;
in the third. Doug Londo relieved&#13;
McLernon in the sixth&#13;
and went the rest of the way.&#13;
It was decided to play one 9-&#13;
inning game as opposed to a&#13;
doubleheader because of the&#13;
cold weather.&#13;
By all accounts, the&#13;
Rangers' first loss of the&#13;
young season should have&#13;
been their second win. While&#13;
leading 4-3 with two out in the&#13;
seventh inning and needing&#13;
only one out for a victory, the&#13;
Rangers' misfired with three&#13;
errors on no hit to allow&#13;
UWM to win. The Rangers&#13;
did get four solid innings of&#13;
pitching from starter Steve&#13;
Leonart and reliever Joel&#13;
Bumgarner who finished the&#13;
game.&#13;
* The second game against&#13;
UWM was in great contrast&#13;
from the first as Ranger&#13;
starter Robb Peiffer pitched&#13;
the entire game to earn the&#13;
shutout victory and bring the&#13;
team's record to its present 2-&#13;
1 standing.&#13;
Looking ahead, it seems apparent&#13;
that these types of&#13;
performances may be common&#13;
for the Rangers this season.&#13;
Inconsistency can often&#13;
plague a young team like the&#13;
Rangers. Make no mistake,&#13;
the Rangers do have talent,&#13;
but they also lack college experience.&#13;
Head coach Ken "Red"&#13;
Oberbruner knows this only&#13;
too well as his squad consists&#13;
of e ighteen freshman and five&#13;
sophomores and only one junior&#13;
and one senior. Losing&#13;
eleven players from last&#13;
year's team won't make&#13;
things any easier, as many of&#13;
them were experienced.&#13;
"We've got a fine group of&#13;
players to work with, and we&#13;
have the talent to win ballgames.&#13;
But, we need a lot of&#13;
work on the mechanics because&#13;
we're so young."&#13;
Oberbruner cited his team's&#13;
strengths as being in the&#13;
catching and outfield positions.&#13;
There is some experience&#13;
among the catchers in&#13;
that of Jim Pancratz and&#13;
Craig Keralty, as well as&#13;
freshman Gary Fritsch. The&#13;
Ranger outfiled is also solid&#13;
with Armand Bonofiglio anchoring&#13;
center.&#13;
But the Rangers also have&#13;
some weaknesses in the key&#13;
positions of pitching, hitting&#13;
and the infield.&#13;
The pitching staff is young&#13;
and lacking experience. While&#13;
the pitchers possess good&#13;
Baseball see page 11&#13;
Sports Schedule&#13;
SOFTBALL&#13;
Thurs., April 9 - At Lake Forest College, 4 p.m.&#13;
Sun., April 12 - Home vs. Ripon College, noon&#13;
Mon., April 13 - At U. of Illinois-Chicago, 3 p.m.&#13;
Tues., April 14- Home vs. Loyola, 4 p.m.&#13;
All home games are played at Petrifying Springs Park,&#13;
just off Hwy. JR.&#13;
TENNIS&#13;
Fri. and Sat., April 10-11 - At the Northeastern Illinois&#13;
quadrangular, beginning at 1 p.m. Fri.&#13;
Tues., April 14 - Home vs. Concordia College, 3 p.m.&#13;
BASEBALL&#13;
Today - At U. of Illinois-Chicago Circle, 1 p.m.&#13;
Sat., April 11 - At Milwaukee School of Engineering,&#13;
noon&#13;
Tues., April 14 - Home vs. Carthage College, 1 p.m.&#13;
Thurs., April 16 - Home vs. Lakeland College, 1 p.m.&#13;
MEN'S AND WOMEN'S TRACK&#13;
Fri. and Sat., April 10-11 - At the Northwestern University&#13;
Relays, beginning at noon Fri.&#13;
Tennis team wins first 3 meets&#13;
If the first three meets of&#13;
the year are any indication,&#13;
the Parkside men's tennis&#13;
team will have a ball this&#13;
year.&#13;
The Ranger netters, who&#13;
lost only one dual meet last&#13;
year, started this season&#13;
photo by Ken McCray&#13;
Jason Caspers, Parkside's number one singles player,&#13;
shows good form on a serve in a recent meet. The Rangers&#13;
beat their first 3 opponents of the year.&#13;
where they left off last season,&#13;
beating their first three&#13;
opponents. They only lost two&#13;
matches out of 27 in the three&#13;
meets.&#13;
On Wed., Apr. 1, the&#13;
Rangers hosted Carroll College&#13;
in the first meet of the&#13;
year and sent them home by&#13;
sweeping all nine matches.&#13;
The Parkside players didn't&#13;
even lose a game en route to&#13;
the rout. Winning for the&#13;
Rangers were Jason Caspers,&#13;
Joe Barrette, Vahan Mahdasian,&#13;
Brian Chike, Jeff Stanich&#13;
and Randy LeCount in&#13;
singles and Caspers/Mahdasian,&#13;
Barrette/Chike and Stanich/&#13;
LeCount in doubles.&#13;
The teams were forced to&#13;
play indoors due to 27 degree&#13;
temperatures and gusty&#13;
winds.&#13;
The next day, with weather&#13;
conditions similar to the previous&#13;
day, the Rangers welcomed&#13;
the UW-Milwaukee&#13;
Panthers to the Physical&#13;
Education building, then beat&#13;
them 8-1. The only loss for&#13;
Parkside was at number&#13;
three singles, where Dan&#13;
Langer beat Mahdasian. The&#13;
rest of the Ranger lineup was&#13;
the same as against Carroll.&#13;
On Saturday, April 4, Beloit&#13;
College was the opponent and&#13;
once again, the home team&#13;
won 8-1. Parkside's only setback&#13;
this meet was at number&#13;
one singles, where Caspers&#13;
lost to Beloit's Carter&#13;
Veach. Caspers evened things&#13;
up at number one doubles,&#13;
however, as he teamed with&#13;
Mahdasian to beat Veach and&#13;
Bob Dassow.&#13;
Shape up!&#13;
by Michael J. Rohl&#13;
Getting in shape is a simple&#13;
matter of will power and&#13;
knowledge. There is a great&#13;
deal of informatin in our library&#13;
on all points of fitness.&#13;
Sometimes, however, what is&#13;
in a book or article is not&#13;
enough, especially in the area&#13;
of equipment.&#13;
Whenever a discussion on&#13;
equipment comes up, name&#13;
brands and companies inevitably&#13;
come up. There is just&#13;
no saying one company is better&#13;
than the other. All companies&#13;
have good and bad products.&#13;
Another reason there is&#13;
a great deal of controversy is&#13;
everyone has different preferences.&#13;
But there is no argument&#13;
that the correct equipment&#13;
is absolutely necessary.&#13;
Four sports that can be&#13;
used for fitness are swimming,&#13;
weight lifting, biking&#13;
and running.&#13;
Swimming is one sport&#13;
many do not think of as needing&#13;
equipment for. Goggles,&#13;
swimsuit and bathing caps&#13;
are all very important.&#13;
The goggles protect the&#13;
eyes from unnecessary irritation&#13;
and possible damage&#13;
from pool chemicals. If you&#13;
do a great deal of swimming&#13;
it is advisable to wear goggles.&#13;
A bathing cap is usually required&#13;
at most pools. Parkside&#13;
is no exception. The&#13;
bathing cap keeps a great&#13;
deal of hair from building up&#13;
in the pool circulation system.&#13;
Correct fitting swimwear is&#13;
always necessary. There is no&#13;
need to explain why a swimming&#13;
suit shouldn't be too&#13;
big. There is no need to pay&#13;
attention to name brands, a&#13;
cap is a cap and that's all&#13;
there is to it. (What if it's a&#13;
K-mart special with flowers&#13;
sticking out of it?)&#13;
Weight training is another&#13;
sport in which equipment is&#13;
very important. A weight belt&#13;
should be worn anytime there&#13;
is pressure on the lower back.&#13;
Weight belts are not just for&#13;
guys, women should wear&#13;
belts too. A lower back injury&#13;
can occur at any time and&#13;
recovery takes a long time if&#13;
it occurs at all. It's always&#13;
best to take preventive measures.&#13;
A weight belt is expensive,&#13;
but if a club is a good&#13;
one it will have belts. Here at&#13;
Parkside a belt can be&#13;
Shape up see page 10</text>
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