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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Kaplan discusses goals Page 4 Sandra Bernhard Cult comedienne Page 9 Athletic outlook good Page 16 Sept. 4, 1 986 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 15, No. 1 New student housing? photo by Jack Bornhuetter Soccer players who planned to move into the residence halls early found themselves bedding down in the Physical Education building last week when their units weren t complete. For more hous ing coverage, see page 8. :.w- • ^ New admissions policy instituted New drinking law to affect Union by Julie Pendleton It is obvious by looking around campus that a lot is happening. There is a new chancellor, a new assistant chancellor, new housing and a new admissions policy. Parkside is facing a metamorphosis. Part of that change has been triggered by the new admissions policy. In the past, Parkside maintained an open admissions policy. In other words, virtually no one was denied entrance into Parkside. However* effective this semester the admissions policy has changed. Students will now be required to meet a set of necessary requirements before being allowed to attend Parkside. This does not mean that students unable to meet the requirements will be denied entrance, rather they will be deferred. "We don't deny anyone admission to Parkside," said Stuart Rubner, Director of Student Counseling arid Development. "We defer them until they have sufficient skill levels in reading, writing and math to ensure that when they do attend Parkside they stand a reasonable chance of succeeding." To be admitted to Parkside as a "standard admissions" student, one must place in the upper 50 percent of their high school class and have followed a particular pattern of courses "throughout high school. These courses include three years in English composition and/or literature, algebra, geometry and a four year total consisting of a combination of two years of social studies, science, or a foreign language. Admissions see page 6 Tuition on the rise . . . again by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Despite the recent raising of Wisconsin's drinking age, it will be "business as usual" this year for the Parkside Union, according to Director Bill Niebuhr. "We're going to be operating under the same policy we always have, for the time being," Niebuhr said. "Our bartenders have the discretion to card or not to card based on their absolute knowledge that a person is ofage. "However," he continued, "what we're going to do is stress to bartenders that it's better for them to be overly careful than not careful enough." The state legislature approved the hiking of Wisconsin's drinking age in June, raising the legal age at which one can legally drink alcohol from 19 to 21. The law contains a "grandfather clause" which still allows those who turn 19 before September 1, 1986 to retain their drinking rights. According to Niebuhr, that "grandfather" provision might force the Union to change its alcohol policies in the next few years. "When the age group 'protected' by the grandfather clause can no longer drink legally, we might reach the conclusion that the number of people who can drink is so small that it won't even be worth running a day-to-day bar service," he said. "There's also the possibility." Niebuhr continued, "that we'll go with a beer island service-where some students have access to a section of the Union where alcohol is served and others don't." These and other options will be discussed by the Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB), which will recommend a course of action to Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, who possesses the authority of ul timate decision. Drinking see page 5 by Jennie Tunldeicz Is $693.50 a lot to pay for tuition? It could be more next year. Students must pay a larger percentage of instructional fees this year, which has resulted in a tuition increase. And unless groups against further increases are successful, tuition will continue to rise. Last spring the Wisconsin legislature voted to increase the percentage students pay for the cost of instruction from 30 percent to 31.5 percent for state residents with the state funding the remainder of the costs. Non-resident undergraduate tuition increased from 100 percent to 101 percent, and graduate student tuition also increased substantially. This semester state residents who are full-time undergraduate students are paying $601 fo r instructional fees, up from $538.50; nonresidents are paying $2,002.50, up from $1,855. In the UW-System seven years ago, it was traditional for students to pay only 25 perent of instructional fees. But inflation, and a study that showed Wisconsin tuition substantially below that of the Big Ten schools, persuaded the legislature to raise tuition. "We are still below the average (tuition) in comparison to Big Ten instutitions," said Gary Goetz, assistant chancellor for fiscal affairs. "The continuing issue before the legislature will be 'what is a fair rate to charge our students'?" said Goetz. Due to an enrollment decline, segregated fees which support student services and activities also increased $4, from $88 to $92 per semester. While tuition is the same at all UW campuses, segregated fees are set by each school. It appears these fees will also continue to rise. "We needed to increase the fees in order to hold on to program levels with the decreasing enrollment. Fees will definitely keep increasing because the needs of the university are increasing," said Goetz. Andy Buchanan, chair of SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee) the all-student committee which sets the fees, hopes enrollment has increased so that budgets won't have to be cut this year. "We set last year's budget up on the basis of a student enrollment prediction. If enrollment is up, we will have more money in the budget, but if enrollment is down we'll have to cut budgets," said Buchanan. Fighting to prevent further tuition and segregated fee increases are the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) and the United Council (UC) of W isconsin Student Governments, a student lobbying group. Last year when the legislature was discussing increasing tuition, Gov. Anthony Earl commented on the apparent lack of student concern about the increases. PSGA and UC hope to change that. "UC's biggest fight next year will be to keep tuition Tuition see page 4 Editorial Make a commitment It's that time of year again. Time to buy books, attend classes, do homework and take tests; time to take the furthering of your education one more step, to set higher goals in your pursuit of higher education. For whatever reasons, you'­ ve chosen Parkside as the place to accomplish these tasks. For some of you, 1986 is another in a number of years spent here. For others, this term marks your very first college experience. For all of us, however, it could, and should, be the best year of our lives. Parkside is not a perfect university; to say that it is would be trying to pull the wool over our own eyes. The campus has always been plagued by an "image problem," a euphemism created by its administration to describe its lack of direction and purpose. This has led to Parkside being knocked as a third-rate college that will admit anyone with a high school diploma in one hand and a check for the Bursar in the other. Despite these and other problems, however, this is and always has been a university with tremendous potential. And Parkside circa 1986 is in the perfect position to make the most of that untapped promise. This, year, we have new administrators, new on-campus student housing and a new admissions policy, factors which we at the Ranger believe will do much to erase Parkside's negative image. To make that erasure complete, however, we as students must develop (if Patti LaBelle will forgive us) a new attitude. An integral part of developing that new attitude is waking up to the possibilities Parkside offers us outside of the classroom. While academics should indeed be our number one priority, we owe it to ourselves to sample the extra-curricular student life options available to us. for it is in these activities that "getting an education" becomes much more than just "going to school." That's because the university experience, ideally, should teach us more than how to write a descriptive paragraph or balance a ledger. It should also teach us how to work together - how to appreciate and understand how we all interact in pursuit of a common goal. This year, let's make our goal the commitment to becoming committed. Take a good, long look at the student life opportunities available to you, choose one or more, and go for it. You'll be amazed at the difference your involvement can make - in yourself and in your university. Ranger staff revealed The Ranger is an awardwinning newspaper, and its staff is a dedicated, knowledgable core of students who want your input. Last spring, the paper was awarded First Class honors by the Associated Collegiate Press and a First Place with Special Merit distinction from the American Scholastic Press Association. This year, the entire staff wants to maintain the tradition of excellence and urges all students to visit the Ranger office (WLLC D-139, next to the Coffee Shop) with story ideas or suggestions. The following is a short introduction to the new Ranger staff. Don't hesitate to stop in and see any of them with your questions, comments or concerns. Gary Schneeberger, 21, begins his first year as Ranger editor-in-chief after serving last term as assistant feature editor. A May graduate with a BA in English, he is returning to Parkside to complete secondary education certification. In addition to his Ranger experience, Schneeberger has been a contributing editor to Happenings Magazine for almost four years and recently spent his summer as an intern with the Promotion Department of The Milwaukee Journal. "I'm looking forward to working with the new crop of freshmen we've recruited," he says. "They stand to learn a lot about journalism from us, and we stand to learn a lot ctua/ly, fht, uflj&t f Ijitb ii) vias for you to rwj for •&ce-presiber)t—~~or) tfeffesse. facksot) ticket.: : • '• '• Luehr! ^1nfCKranich,<fG>aryr °^hneebe^gei% huetterVD^eERofccke " ny CaIT' JaCk B° rn " Jim Neibaur, Andy Buchanan, (back row, 1- nuewer ' 1>ave Koback. about »enthusiasm from them." Jenny Carr, 36, will be one of two Ranger co-news editors this year. A junior English major also pursuing a minor in women's studies, Carr is involved in many aspects of campus life, serving as a PSGA senator, SUFAC member, a writing assistant and a Campus Ambassador. "I'd like to see more news coverage this year," Carr says, "and I'm anxious to have students keep us advised of news developments." Kimberlie Kranich, 21, will be Carr's partner at co-news editor. Last year's assistant news editor, Kranich is a senior communication major Staff see page 14 Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Jenny Carr Kimberlie Kranich News Editors Kay Murach Feature Editor Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Robb Luehr Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Jack Bornhuetter Photo Editors Andy Buchanan Business Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager Dave Roback ..........Advertising Manager Steve Picazo Distribution Manager STAFF Ralph Abagian, Leo Bose, Jason Caspers, Mary DeFazio, Ronda Ditter, Lisa Donais, Gretchen Gayhart, Peter Hansen, Hans Hauschild, Holly King, Carol Kortendick, Rich Luehr, Vahan Mahdasian, Suzanne Mantuano, Kelly McKissick, Scott Osimitz, Julie Pendleton, Andy Tschumper, Jennie T unkieicz, Tyson Wilda. poHcyandTon^^^ 31 uW-Parkside and they are solely respon sible for its editorial and holidays 9 5 PUbl,Shed every ThursdaV during the academic ye ar except dur ing bre aks :: =d the tight to ed it letters and refuse to tMSCUSffife Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. Membr' «/ike clMOCOWD CpUfrl'IIQ rRt»v> w RANGER News Briefs Budget cuts hurt UW freshmen rn?n a*to ti? U?feLcuts W ithin the UW system, many freshmen at the Madison campus will not be able to get into ™.mtp ? du®f0*y classes they need to take, reported the Wisconsin State Journal. Hardest hit areas include Engiisft, mathematics, chemistry and economics. Students in mis predicament are being encouraged to take less popular classes like African folklore or Urdu. ™ai " reason given for eliminating these classes is the cutback m teaching assistants. The English department lost 10; the mathematics department 12; the chemistry department 4 and the communication department 6. UW System offers trip to China riAf;?ay PJ°iram China is being offered to state resi- :fn C! s EJ ec - 26 trough Jan. 14 by the University of WisconLtern according to the Stevens Point Journal. a l°n if, available through several UW campuses. Partricipants willbe divided into groups of about 30 and will depart from Chicago, Milwaukee and Minneapolis. fP^ f an s . w. iU h® required to attend orientation sesneTresTcampus6 '° r ° ne ° r tW° Cred" S thr ° ugh thelr feJg he cost wiU be about $2825, plus course registration Videotape helps students get aid First Bank Milwaukee has videotapes that high school students can borrow which tell them how to look for money for college tutition, the Milwaukee Journal reported. The tape features local students in classrooms talking about the types of grants, scholarships, and student loans that are available. The videotapes are part of a plan to increase student lending by the bank. Students who want information on getting financial aid can call 1-800-344-1333 to receive a free information packet in the mail. Experience credit for non-trads Nontraditonal students at Stevens Point can earn academic credit for past experiences, the Stevens Point Journal reported. According to Martha St. Germaine, head of the Nontraditional Student Services Office, some experiences in employement, volunteer activities, seminar/workshop participation, publications and job training may be equivalent to college-level coursework. Students seeking credit for their "experiential learning" must develop a portfolio. The processing of such a portfolio costs the student far less than what it costs to take a course that would earn the student the same number of credits. inursaay, aepcemoer 4, s Club Events Accounting Club Geology Gerald Fowler, geologist at Parkside, will speak on Friday, Sept. 6 at 1 p.m. in GRNQ 113. The subject of his talk is "Field Studies 1986: Rocky Mountain Geology." Slides of this summer's western state geology field course will be shown. Circle-K Club An open meeting and organiztional establishment of the Circle-K Club will be held on Wednesday, Sept. 10 at 1 p.m. in Union 106. PSO The Peer Support Organization (PSO) is offering a $100 scholarship for nontraditional students (23 years and older) for the fall semester. Applications may be picked up at the PSO office located at WLLC D-139 or at the Student Enrollment Service located at WLLC D-195. Deadline for application is Sept. 22. The winner will be notified on Oct, 13. Parkside Accounting Club will be meeting on Wednesday, Sept. 10 at 1:00 p.m. in Molinaro D-107. All interested people are welcome. Information on the upcoming workshop will be discussed. Women profs honored for teaching Laura Gellott, an assistant professor of history, and Esther Will, a specialist teaching biological sciences, were named recipients of 1986 Stella C. Gray/Alumni Association Distinguished Teaching Awards at the May graduation ceremony. Gellott, whose research specialty is the study of authoritarian society in central Europe in the 1930's, joined Parkside in 1982. She holds a PhD degree in modern European history from Madison, and traveled to Vienna to conduct research for her doctoral thesis on the Catholic Church in Austria. She returned to Vienna last year fdr further research. Gellott also holds master's and bachelor's degrees in modern European history from Marquette University. She was described by students as enthusiastic, knowledgeable and an exceptional communicator who takes a genuine interest in her students. Said one student: "Prof. Gellott is a terrific teacher. She knows her subject well and shares it enthusiastically." Colleagues also had praise for Gellott. Said one: ' 'Laura's teaching performance is outstanding. She develops a rapport in the classroom that greatly facilitates the learning process." Another colleague said, "Laura displays a vivid picture of historical events, which engages her students in a meaningful analysis of causes of change." Gellott was the recipient of a 1983 Lilly Post Doctoral Teaching Fellowship through a grant received by the UW System Undergraduate Teaching Improvement Council from the Lilly Endowment, Inc., of Indianapolis. Will, who also joined Parkside in 1982, holds a master's degree in physiology from Emporia (Kansas) State University, where she maintained a perfect 4.0 gradepoint average. She also has a bachelor's degree in biology from Southwestern College in Winfield, Kansas. She teaches a number of biological science courses, inclouding anatomy, physiology and bioscience (the study of plants and animals). She also has developed special courses including one that examines the biology of men and women and can be taken for general science credit or as part of the Women's Studies Program. In being named for the Distinguished Teaching Award, Will was lauded for her enthusiasm for and commitment to her subject matter. She has been instrumental in keeping the anatomy laboratories up to date and was the primary force behind the university's acquisition of a cadaver that has greatly enhanced students' understanding of anatomy in health-related programs such as premedicine and nursing. Students and colleagues alike praised WU1 for her teaching exceUence, devotion to her subject matter and fairness in the classroom. Said one student: "She gives hard tests that make people think." Said another: "She creates a classroom where students want to show up." "Esther is really one of the brightest and friendliest persons I have had the pleasure to know," said one coUeague. "She's always willing to go the extra step to help her students. She's competent and dedicated and she's a joy to be around." Installation of call boxes steps up safety by Kelly McKJssick After overcoming legal and administrational barriers, Parkside wU finally receive an emergency communication system for its parking lots. The installation of the system which was purchased from Motorola for $19,000, should begin in late October. One of the original problems with the installation of these one watt boxes was a violation of Federal Communications Commission (FCC) codes. According to Jim Marks, assistant director for business services, the original license issued to Parkside for the call boxes was strictly for security. However, a new license was applied for which would allow anyone to operate the boxes. The FCC has not yet approved the new license, but Marks assumes they will. "It was a long, drawn-out process," he admits. "The students wanted this system and I'm glad we got it. Now we don't need to hire another person to man the control center." Security guards on patrol can pinpoint which box the caU is coming from and respond. The Department of Administration (DOA) proved to be another hindrance in the installation of the call boxes. The DOA was the final body which had witheld approval, waiting until late June 1986 to allow the installation of the call boxes. The system was approved provided that the organizations involved with the pursuit of call boxes satisfied themselves with the legalities of the situation (in-- cluding changing the license). Jenny Price, interim director of student life, explained that "one of the most significant things about the call boxes is that it represents a huge triumph after a long struggle to do something for the safety of the people." ©©©©©©«©©©©©©©©©Qfrtrfr V 1 y Video Kingdom TAPE SALES & RENTAL AND COMPUTER SOFTWARE BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIALS • $1.50 for generic discs (Show Parkside I.D) • All computer software 3101-52nd Street Kenosha programs and games 12% off retail 414-654-5875 © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © WANTED: Secretary S4.00 per hour Flexible hours Must type © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © ® © ©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©jp Apply in PSGA Office: WLLC D139A553-2244 RAMr^r, Kaplan Chancellor addresses new year's goals 4 Thursday, September 4. I9fifi Tuition from page 1 from rising, and eventually even lower it," said Adrian Serrano, PSGA president and UC vice president. Bryce Tolefree, UC president, said a grass roots effort at all the system campuses, featuring a petition drive, is one way UC plans to let the legislature know that "students are against further increases." "We want to stabilize and maintain segregated fees at campuses also," said Tolefree, which he feels will set a good example to the legislature. Tolefree encouraged students to take part in the campus efforts. He also wants students to find out about candidates running for legislative positions this fall. "Challenge them and find out how they feel about education and tuition. Show them how you feel with your vote," he said. by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Recruitment, retention and increased respect-those are the Three R's as viewed by Sheila Kaplan, Parkside's new chancellor. "Parkside has had an instability in enrollment over the years," explained the personable, frank native of Brooklyn, New York. "We can and should accomodate more students. "Several significant things have already been done-such as the change in admission requirements, the development of the freshman seminar program and the orientation program. "Continued improvement, however, has to remain a priority for us, and I'm optimistic that these and other actions will initially stabilize and then turn around our enrollment declines." Strengthening Parkside's enrollment figures is just one of a set of goals Kaplan has set for herself since arriving from the Minnesota State University System, where she served as chief academic officer. Those goals are her response to System President Kenneth Shaw's request that all system chancellors submit written objectives to him to help the Board of Regents evaluate UW campuses. Recruitment of new and better students is part of Kaplan's plan to increase enrollment. She believes the new on-campus' student housing will allow Parkside "to recruit from a larger geographical area. It will also change us in some perceptible way; by having residential students, we'll make the university more exciting and attractive to others." Another priority is redefining the school's statement of purpose, or mission. Originally designed as a professional/technical institution, Parkside has, over the last few years, earned a reputation as a small liberal arts school. Kaplan believes it may be time to get back to the original course. "We've been criticized because the original mission of the institution never seemed to be implemented," she says. "I think we need to look at our mission and ask the question, "What should it be now?" "We want to maintain the strength we have in liberal arts and sciences," Kaplan added in partial answer to that question, "but we'd like to see some expansion in professional program areas, and maybe even the development of new kinds of professional programs." "However," she continued, "I don't think the decision should be left entirely to us. We should also invite the community to discuss what that mission should be, so that what comes out in the end is reflective of how we see ourselves as well as how our constituents see us." Becoming more actively involved with the community is another goal for Kaplan in her first year as chancellor. "I've been meeting with business and community leaders and legislators to get a better sense of what we might do to be more visible in this area," Kaplan said of community involvement. "There is a very positive image of Parkside in Kenosha and Racine, but it's also an image that is somewhat blurred. "People think well of us, but they don't know a lot about us. They think the university can help them, but they're not sure how to go about asking us for help.' of the ways Kaplan thinks Parkside can service the community is to direct its research and creative activ ity in that direction. "There are faculty members here who are already working with local businesses and industries on various projects, and we could certainly do more of that," she said. "I was recently talking with the mayor of Kenosha and he was informing me of some analytical studies he needs. There are undoubtedly some faculty here who would be interested in working on those particular projects." Addressing the concerns of minorities is another way Kaplan thinks Parkside can reach out to its surrounding community. "Given our location," she explained, "we have a special obligation to relate to the minority population. Parkside has the second highest percentage of minorities in the system, and while we have done some things in the pastsuch as the CHAMP program- -one of the things I want to do is work with the school districts to see if, together, we can put plans and programs in place that would help minority students." In^ the course of setting goals and settling into her new job, Kaplan has answered many questions from many interviewers. "Nobody's really asked me if I liked the job," she says, "but I do. I think that when a new person comes in as a college president or chancellor, the chemistry has to be right. "All of the candidates have the technical capabilities to do the job, but there has to be an affinity there for it to really work. I feel very comfortable at Parkside-I like what the university is all about." Ranger Needs Writers THE OLD BOOK CORNER 312 — 6th St. Racine Gently Used Books on all subjects. Racine's only used Bookstore. MARTHA MERRELLS BOOKSTORE The most demanding, challenging, enlightening, rigprous, sabsfying, difficult, rewarding, motivating and exciting course you can take in college. 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He is anxious to build a student life program for the future of Parkside that reflects the energy he and Chancellor Kaplan bring to their new positions. Grace, 37, joined Parkside on August 18 from Morehead State in Kentucky where he was responsible for planning and implementing a student development program in which he supervised and coordinated such areas as financial aid, student activities, counseling, career planning and student housing. Grace's own committment to shared governance comes from his belief that "all of us together are much smarter than one of us individually." He has been meeting with each of the areas that report to him to get a sense of what the plans are to improve student life in each of these areas. "One priority I have rather immediately is to stabilize the student affairs organization. Part of this is to determine what our mission is in student affairs. Service to students and recruitment and retention are key elements, Gary Grace but there is more to it than that. Part of the problem is that there are three acting directors. You will never get to addressing improving student life if the staff is not stable," said Grace. Grace wants to give the student life area some attention quickly and wants to get input from the students regarding what is important to them, what they want and what they feel they are not getting now. The areas that need permanent directors are student enrollment services, minority student services and student life. When questioned about the importance of student input on search and screem committees for student life employees, Grace stated that "the only way to be sure that the folks that you are hiring are understanding of student needs, are committed to students and have a belief in helping students is to get student reaction and input in the decision." He admitted that he may disagree with stpdents about who is the final authority on the decision because of the administrative functions required of the person hired. Recruitment and retention is a definite priority this year and Grace is working with his directors to put the campaign together. He sees the opportunity as a great challenge because so much has to be done at once. Grace felt that recruitment is much more than just talking about attending Parkside because choosing a college is an enormous decilsion. What he would like to define in the next few weeks is what the key markets are. j Men & Young Men's Shop If It's In Style, It's At Gino's Collections For Her "We build our reputation on personal service" See Kenosha's newest YOUNG MEN'S SHOP at Gino's (upper level) featuring the latest in jackets, shirts, pants and shoesVisit Connie's (next door) for the newest FALL styles for women. Tuxedo rental. 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"At this point, we aren't really sure if we'll be making a decision or if they'll be making a decision for us," he said. Faculty receive promotions The promotions of nine faculty members have been approved by the UW system Board of Regents. Promoted from associate professor with tenure to full professor are James Dean and Alan Shucard, English; Richard Keehn, economics; and Constantine Stathatos, Spanish. Promoted from assistant professor without tenure to associate professor with tenure are Siegfried Christoph, German; Thomas Fournelle and Youn Woo Lee, mathematics; Ross Gundersen, biological sciences; and Skelly Warren, dramatic arts. The promotions are based • on teaching and research excellence as well as service to the community. Deadline for student teaching applications is Sept. 15 in the Education Division office. - Wed. 9/10 & Thurs.9/11 10:30 AM-3 P M DATE Bookstore TIME PLACE • 6 Thursday, September 4, 1986 RANGER Hendricks CHAMP director named Deborah Hendricks, formerly assistant director of the Educational Opportunity Program at Marquette University, has been named the new director of Parkside's nationally recognized CHAMP program, designed to encourage and motivate junior and senior minority high school students to prepare for post-secondary education. Hendricks, 29, replaces Lois Scott, who has returned to teaching in the Racine Unified School District after directing CHAMP since 1983. Hendricks holds a master's degree in interpersonal communication with an emphasis' on administration and supervision from Marquette. She also holds a bachelor's degree in speech pathology from that institution. CHAMP, which stands for Creating Higher Aspirations and Motivations Programs, was created by Parkside in 1979. About 500 students currently are enrolled in the four-year program, which consists of students in the 9th through 12th grades who attend six-week summer sessions at Parkside. In 1983 Hendricks became assistant director of Marquette's Educational Opportunity Program, which provides information and counseling on post-secondary education to first-generation, low-income persons including minorities, the disabled, veterans and women. Prior to that Hendricks worked in the program a year as an academic, personal and career counselor, and from 1980 to 1982 was tutorial coordinator of the program. Her expertise includes extensive knowledge of resume writing and job interviewing, topics on which she Deborah Hendricks has presented seminars for state employees and for Milwaukee students. Hendricks also designed and coordinated an eightweek tutorial program Admissions Admissions from page 1 Students unable to meet these criteria are required to take the placement tests prior to applying for admission. If at this point the student is able to place in English 100, Math 015 and is reading at approximately a tenth grde level, that student will be admitted as a "conditional admissions" student. A conditional student requires "prescriptive advising." That is a counselor will prescribe, so to speak, the necessary courses and provide specific guidance until the conditional student has reached standard student levels. When a student is unable to meet the criteria of either the standard or conditional student, a manual decision must be made as to whether or not admission will be granted. At this point, a selected counselor will sit down and study a student's file and make the decision whether or not this student should be admitted to Parkside based on the student's academic record, students who are deferred are then advised on how to better prepare themselves for colle ge. Selected courses will be provided at Gateway Techni cal Institute in Kenosha and Racine. These courses will enable students to reach the minimal levels of achievement necessary to reapply Upon such evidence students' applications will be re-evaluated. Rubner pointed out that the new admissions policy is not designed to make it more difficult for the student. It is there to help the student. "We are urging students to slow down and better prepare themselves for college," said Rubner. Futhermore, he commented, "In the long run Parkside should see a better quality student. Initially, we may see fewer enrollments, but down the road, people will be applying to Parkside, trying to get in, because they know it has a good reputation. All the Smart Women Shop at... Rainbow Fashions The Sportswear Store NEW SHIPMENT Out-Of-Africa shirts • Jr. Sizes • Ass't Colors $1499 • Ass t Styles Values to $30.00 (one week only) Rainbow Fashion Factory Outlet Center 7700 — 120th Ave. Kenosha, Wis. outreach is his goal Dan Hancock Contacting area businesses and industry to determine their business education needs will be the initial goal of Dan Hancock, the newly appointed director of Parkside's Office of Business Outreach and Small Business Development Center. Hancock, 47, comes to Parkside from UW-Whitewater, which he joined in 1980. While at Whitewater he established and administered that campus* first Small Business Institute, which has advised and assisted dozens of area companies in areas ranging from market analysis to personnel management. Hancock also was a management lecturer in Whitewater's College of Business and Economics, and organized and taught numerous non-credit business outreach programs. Hancock holds an MBA degree from Milwaukee and a bachelor's degree in mechanical engineering from Madison. From 1972 to 1980 he was a research engineer in the Advanced Technology Center at Allis Chalmers in Milwaukee, and from 1968 to 1971 he was a project application engineer at Twin Disc, Inc. in Racine. Both those positions involved new product development r«25 PIZZA POPPER Dining Room Open 7 days a week 11 am-11 pm Box lunches to go or for delivery $225.$£45 Expanded Menu ^ Simmons Part Plazay Subs, Hot delivery to —« >^S09 Sherto Rd. \Dogs, Hamburger,ed area \ Dinners ^TIA a Your Favorite !m\// Cocktails Thursday, September 4,1986 7 Theater Shows, auditions slated The first meeting of the Student Organizations Coucil will be held on Wednesday, Sept. 10 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro D-137. Although this is the usual time and the usual place for S.O.C. to meet, changes are expected in the organization this year. "We're looking to change the format of S.O.C. to more closely resemble the general assembly of the student government," said Bill Serpe, S.O.C. chair. "The council operates as a standing committee of the P.S.G.A., but last year we became a much stronger entity. We found ourselves being sought for endorsement of P.S.G.A. resolutions and a strong forum for university inforamtion." According to Serpe representatives will be added to the council from the Ranger, Parkside Activitites Board and Peer Support. "These will not be voting seats, but rather informational opportunities and rumor control. The council is the broadest base of student opinion, and it will be to our advantage to have these extr people on board to provide needed data to keep the record straight." Serpe continued, "Too often information is given at our meetings that isn't quite correct, and it would save a lot of inconvenience for everyone if we had all the people there that we need to keep everyone abreast." Serpe has invited all the new administrative people to the first meeting. "I want as many people as possible to see who these new people are. SOC see page 11 by Bill Serpe Open auditions for both of the Dramatic Arts Discipline fall shows will be held next Monday and Tuesday. "We'll be looking for people for our Mainstage production of Moliere's "Learned Ladies," said Professor Lee Van Dyke, "as well as our annual children's Christmas musical, "The Peppermint Bear Show.' "Learned Ladies" will be presented in the evening on Oct. 24, 25, 31 and Nov. 1, with a matinee on Thursday, Oct. 30. The cast will consist of five men and five women. "Rehearsals are usually scheduled in the evenings, Monday through Friday," said Van Dyke, "and cast members can receive university credits for being in the show." "The Peppermint Bear Show" will be presented on Dec. 7,13,14, 20 and 21. "This is the third year that we will be doing "The Peppermint Bear' and will continue to do it every year. It is an PAB excellent opportunity for students to learn all facets of theater production," explained Van Dyke. "This show is scheduled as a four-credit production workshop and meets as a class three times a week. During that time the members of the cast will not only rehearse the show, but will also work on all of the other areas of the production." According to Van Dyke, this year's "Peppermint Bear Show" will be directed by Professor Lisa Kornetsky, who has just been added to the full-time academic staff of the Dramatic Arts Discipline. Auditions for these two shows will be held on Monday, Sept. 8 from 3:30 to 5 p.m. and at 7 p.m. on Monday, Sept. 8 and Tuesday, Sept. 9. They will be held in the Comm Arts Theater and are open to anyone who is interested in performing. Those interested in "The Peppermint Bear Show" are being requested to bring a prepared song. kawgek Welsh Involvement is the key by Kimberlie Kranlch News Editor Involvement with a capital "I" seems to be the theme of this semester. Diane Welsh, newly hired student activities program advisor (SAPA), knows that getting students involved on campus is a major part of her job. Welsh came to Parkside this August after spending eighteen months at Ball State University, where she served as acting assistant director of the student center. She earned her masters in business administration from Ball State after having received her bachelor of business administration from Whitewater in 1984. As SAPA, Welch will be busy trying to get students involved via her numerous functions. She will advise the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) and will coordinate and advise additional campus activities such as Homecoming, Winter Carnival, College Bowl, the Arts and Crafts Fair, the Very Special Arts Fair, and other related student activities. Welsh is pleased to be at Parkside. especially at this Diane Welsh time. "I think now is a good time to join the staff because of the new administration and the new housing. Now is the time for opportunity and growth," she said. Welch said she was anxious for school to begin. "I'm looking forward to working with students on campus," she said, "to see what programs will work. It's difficult to plan things when you don't know the student body." One way Welsh and the members of PAB have of finding out what the students want is through the current PAB survey. The survey, which was Welsh's idea, was designed to "assess the needs of students as they relate to PAB and PAB events and to use the results to plan activities and programs that the students want," said Welsh. In the four weeks prior to the start of school, Welsh had a chance to talk with some of the leaders of student organizations. "In talking with the students, I've fountf them to be excited about the new administration and optimistic about Parkside's future," she said. Welsh too is excited about Parkside and her role in its future. "Everyone has been real helpful in showing me what's been happening on campus," she said. Welsh's involvement in promoting student activities has a long history. For example, she served as center- /program board president her senior year at Whitewater and she was recently on the Wisconsin steering committee of the National Association of Campus Activities (NACA). Students surveyed soc Reorganization being planned The Parkside Activities Board will be distributing a survey during the beginning of fall semester. The survey is designed to determine the interests and needs of Parkside students in terms of activitites programming. The surveys will be available at various locations around campus, including the Union Information Desk. fhe PSGA office, the PAB office, the Student Activities Office, the Residence Halls and the Bookstore. They should be returned by Sept 19 to any of the above locaitons or sent, via campus mall, to the PAB office (Union D114B). BRATS, BURGERS & ROCK 'N ROLL BACK TO SCHOOL AT UW-PARKSIDE FEATURING THE LIVE MUSIC OF 3S7vSj THE CONVERTERS • B.A.C.'s * OATMEAL RAISIN BARS * SODA • BEER * LEMONADE I I I I I I • BAKED BEANS • COLESLAW • BURGERS it BRATS • POTATO SALAD ir SWEET CORN THURSDAY SEPT. 4 11 AM-2 PM PICRIC OH THE PAD — JUST OUTSIDE UHI0H SQUARE I I I I I I I II I I I I I I I I I I I I j^j^ursday, September 4, 1986 Moving in... HANGER Photos by Dave McEvoy Over 300 students moved into Parkside's new residence halls this weekend, ushering in another era in what had always been a commuter campus. MMiM iiiii; ililif * RANGER Sandra Bernhard Thursday, September 4,1986 9 Exclusive interview with cult heroine by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Since her fascinating performance in Martin Sorcese's haunting "The King of Comedy," Sandra Bernhard has been an entertainer deserving intelligent appreciation. "When you work with the best people," said the 31-year old comedienne during a recent interview, "you can't help looking good." The film, which starred Jerry Lewis and Robert DeNiro, was a triumph for Bernard, but not so much as a comedienne. The role she played so masterfully was not a comedy role, but the role of a very tragic, detached person. And it did not, as many thought, bring Bernhard further activity in "serious" comedy films. "I'm very interested in doing movies," she said, "but have you seen what's been coming out of Hollywood lately?" As with many comics whose desires are both style and substance, Bernhard has scripted her own film. Tentatively entitled "It Came From Poland," Bernhard describes the film as "a comedy with human values. I play a cynical New York writer, and there's this girl from Poland who becomes the catalyst that changes my character's beliefs and outlooks. We're looking for a director right now. I'd Ike Martin Scorcese or, perhaps, Hal Ashby." Many female entertainers have stated that women still have a difficult time obtaining decent roles in screen comedies. A classic example is Lucille Ball's magnificent comic talents being suppressed by filmmakers who continually cast her as a vapid ingenue until she began producing her own TV series and proved her comic worth. A contemporary example is Goldie Hawn, whose efforts are self-financed. Of that viewpoint, Bernhard stated, "It's a weird, mixed bag. I have mixed feelings about women; I'm not a hardcore feminist. But in Hollywood, anyone confident is deemed threatening." Until she manages to do her movie, Sandra keeps busy doing live performances and occasional television appearances (some of her appearances on "Late Night with David Letterman" have achieved legendary status). "Live comedy is a great outlet to say things about life and culture that you feel are important," she said. It takes an innate timing to perform comedy. A natural ability. Comedy is very instinctive. "I'm very happy doing what I'm doing. You learn a great deal as you go along, and I've learned a lot. And yet I realize I still have a lot more to learn. It's a thrill to have people come and see me, and acknowledgements from your peers is really an exciting thing." Bernhard's live show is a very interesting sixties-toseventies comic turn of serious statements in the eighties. She relates things as an onlooker; her perception of the surrounding vapidity. She works spontaneously with audience reaction and encourages their participation often. Once in a while she uses music (she has an LP on Polygram records that's quite a popular, unique little item) and is backed by multikeyboardist Mitch Kaplan. The nasty comic swipes she takes at pretention are perceptive in their execution. "I see myself as a 'borderline' performance artist," said Bernhard, "and my comedy is a combination of different viewpoints." l&llfc Sandra Bernhard has achieved a strong fan following. Bernhard is already a substantial entertainer and has tremendous potential to be even more as she enters different facets of show business. Remembering TV actor Knight by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Actor Ted Knight's death of cancer last week brings to mind the Ted Baxter character from the early-to-mid 1970's rather than the more recent "Too Close for Comfort" or "Ted Knight Show." The Baxter character emphasized the ego and insecurities that are so often found in persons in the public eye. Baxter was in the public eye in a relatively small scale (as newscaster on a local Minneapolis television station), but he saw his position as much greater, comparing himself favorably to the likes of Cronkite or Severied. Knight's presentation of this humourous and telling character was one of the many ingredients that made "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" among the most important sitcoms of the early seventies (which was second "Golden Age of TV" boasting "The Bob Newhart Show," "All in the Family" and "Mash.") Good night, Ted. USED BOOKS Available on every subject all in gently used condition THE OLD BOOK CORNER MARTHA MERRELLS BOOKSTORE 312-6th St. Racine 632-5195 University of Wisconsin ¥ PARKSIDE LIMITED SPACE in University Housing is still available Call 553-2320 or 553-2200 for more information ODWORKING ART ANDTOLE ~ and supplies painting supplies Custom Woodworking, Gifts andClasses Galore! All sizes... Design your own look! Back to School Special: Bring in this ad and receive 10% off total purchases. 181216th Street (next to Dino's) •rUUisi Racine, Wl 53403 « HH (414)634-0125 exivj Total Service U. W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 Mon. - Fri. 10 - 3 Serving four other locations Racine Waukesha Burlington Milwaukee 10 Thursday, September 4,1986 tSSfiSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Honors Program A challenging opportunity for hard-working students by y Mary MaDeFazio There are many clubs, programs and special interest groups in which a student could become involved and benefit from at Parkside. knew about the Honors ProHowever, one program that seems to be widely beneficial also seems to be widely overlooked. The Honors Program. "I think if more students gram and what it is, they would become involved in it," said Rosanne Mason, a student assistant of the program. Until the Honors Program, the only way to graduate with distinction was solely based upon the students' grade point average (GPA). The Parkside Honors Program gnuuy AVAILABLE IN THE UNION $ V J WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU FOR THE 1986-1987 SCHOOL YEAR "SSSSSSS" presents an alternative route to graduation with distinction to interested and qualified students. Students who have a 3.2 or higher overall GPA will qualify for graduation with distinction by completing 15 credits of honors course work with at least half of the credits outside the student's major. Any completed honors course will be marked on the students' transcripts if the grade in the specified course is a B plus or higher. Honors courses are arranged agreements between individual students and the instructors. The agreements specify certain terms which the student must fulfill in order to receive the distinction. These special terms can be anything from writing an extra term paper to interviewing actors. Besides arranging an agreement, there is another method of earning honors credit - enrolling in the Honors Seminar. The Freshmen Honors Seminar is a new honors seminar to be offered this fall. It is part of a new program of freshmen seminars. The main function of this seminar is for students to find out about college life and to make new college friends. It is taught by Professor Carol Lee Saffioti and is a three honors credit course. The Senior Honors Seminar, called "The End of Time" is the other honors seminar offered at Parkside and is also a three honors credit course. This program, however, adds a new twist by reaching out beyind the boundaries of Parkside. Professor Walt Graffin will be joining faculty from a small Lutheran coeducational liberal arts college (Carthage College) and a small Catholic liberal arts college for women (Mount Mary College). The students will experience different campus settings, use the institutions and meet with different professors. The content of the course covers literature, art, music and film with apocalyptic themes. Other activities of the Honors Society include taking field trips to plays in Chicago, operas in Milwaukee, as well as picnic get-togethers which should prove to be more exciting this year because of the new campus housing. The new honors lounge, located in Moln D113 should be a big benefit. "It's an out-of-the-way place where students can come and relax," said Beecham Robinson, director of the Honors Program, adding that the greatest advantage of enrolling in honors course work comes after graduation when job hunting. "When talking to former honors students, I found that the honors notation helps give students an edge. \RANaEE_ Movie review "Stand by Me99 by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Rob Reiner's recent screen effort as writer-director, "Stand By Me," is more than simply the best project he has ever been associated with. It is, quite frankly, one of the most important and insightful American films ever made. The film is a thoughtprovoking study of pre-adolescent vulnerability, taking serious dead aim at a part of life that is often overlooked in movies. For all the films that have been done regarding the adolescence-to-adulthood transition, taking issue with the entrance into adolescence is a rather innovative screen concept. The film is set in 1959, Reiner giving the viewer a keen insight into the era with excellent period flavor (songs, settings, styles). It deals with four diverse, yet genuine, 12-year old male "types" and their quest to find the body of one of their peers, a missing lad presumed dead. Their search for this dead youth spurns the youngan emotionally stirring hit sters into analyzing their own worth. Reiner allows for the boys to emerge as serious, thinking human beings rather than vapid "gee whiz" stereotypes, eschewing American film's usual idealization of childhood. Beyond the strong script (based on a novella by Stephen King), excellent direction and production techique and emotionally powerful performances, there is the strong underlying theme of just how vulnerable childred (and childhood) is in the context of adult society. That it is set in 1959 intensifies how little things have changed in over a quarter-century. While appearing only briefly, John Cusack (star of Reiner's 1985 comedy "The Sure Thing") ties the loose ends of the various character studies together in the pivotal role as older brother to one of the youngsters, a high school football hero snuffed out in a car crash whose likeness recurs in his younger brother's fantasies. Cusack's character is the embodiment of everything these misfits would like to be, are expected to be, but cannot be. And he is the one sympathetic character toward the younger boys. That he was killed (shown with a clever Buddy Holly analogy) makes the message of youthful vulnerability even more powerful. "Stand By Me" is definitely a landmark film with regard to its subject matter. That is matter is treated with such great perception makes it an even more important > cinematic achivement. Passionately recommended. * Short by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor ONE CRAZY SUMMER Savage Steve Holland's latest teen comedy lives up to the wild uninhibited spirit that characterized the filmmaker's debut, "Better Off Dead." Stars John Cusack, Demi Moore and Bobcat Goldwaith cavort about a beach setting with explosive off-kilter slapstick gags that reveal a great deal of technical style. However, the substance behind the humor is what keeps "One Crazy Summer" from achieving serious pretensions. The film takes nasty comic swipes at yuppies, relatives, jocks, bigots and virtually every depiction of capitalism imaginable -all contemporary American images. Maybe that's why the critics don't like this movie. Maybe that's why I did. ARMED AND DANGEROUS "Poorly scripted and unfunny" is more apt a title for this feeble copper picture starring John Candy and Eugene Levy. Stemming somewhat from the commercial success of the "Police Academy" series, "Armed and Dangerous" recalls virtually every cliched comic-as-cop gag that has ever graced the silver screen. Some labored humor when Candy and Levy don disguises in a porno book store, but the obligatory chase scene that climaxes the film is a slick example of packaged comedy product. ALIENS Fast, furious and exciting: this scare flick is an explosive roller coaster ride of a movie that has been doing some mega-box office. But that's it! There is a lot of technical competence hopping about, but no substance whatsoever. It is yet another bluntly visceral experience that provides no genuine point for its madness (other than making some money). Sigourney Weaver does well in the lead role, and there is something positive about a woman hero in an American film, but, c'mon now, a female "Rambo" we don't need. But perhaps that's the ticket. Sylvester Stallone's ultraright-wing "Rambo" was another huge moneymaker. And that film DID have a point, a frightening and grizzly point at that. In the end it is somehow rather unsurprising that the screenwriter for "Aliens" is also the guy who co-scripted "Rambo" with Stallone. EXTREMETIES OK, so it's not a very good movie. But it does have a certain perverse importance. WALK BETWEEN CAMPUS AND ORCHARD LIV?LIKE AN COURTS ADULT Studio Furnished, 1 or 2 students $240 Single Occupancy $280 Double Occupancy ORCHARD COURT APARTMENTS Phone: 553-9009 Earn $10 per month for referring someone to Orchard Court. (Subject to signing lease contract. First of all, it solidifies Farrah Fawcett's acting abilities as previously demonstrated by "The Burning Bed" (and suppressed by everything else she'd done). Secondly, it presents a far more feasible motivation for fighting back than anything Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris or Charles Bronson ever appeared in. Farrah is a rape victim who gets fed up with the endless bureaucracy and decides to take matters into her own hands. That the ugliness of rape gets its just desserts is what makes this lackluster film so undeniably appealling. Perhaps had the film been scripted and directed with more depth it would have emerged as a very thought-provoking and important effort. No such luck. FILM ON CAMPUS To kick off the 86-87 school year, the PAB will be presenting "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" as its first presentation in the Union Cinema. While basically a benign and schlocky cinema mess. "Rocky Horror" does have its importance via reputation. It is the audience that is the show with most "Rocky Horror" screenings, but that doesn't make the film itself any better on its own terms. Some persons have read an actual message beneath the strident narrative of "Rocky Horror" -something about freedom of sexuality. Actually the only point this movie has is that it allows people to have a good time cutting loose BECAUSE of its ineptitude and not in spite of it. One of the greatest enigmas in film history. soc SOC from page 7 Chancellor Kaplan and Assistant Chancellor Grace are dedicating themselves to this university and I want them to have the chance to meet S:O.C. people first hand. Plus we have Diane Welsh and Dian Schellinger from the student life area to give their expert advice and assistance in more ways than I know. This will give all of these people the chance to make themselves available to the student body In whatever way they feel they can." At the first meeting Serpe will be organizing committees for "Food for Families," Toys for Kids" and the recruitment fair. "This year'sfall fair will be held on September 29, and we intend to turn the main concourse into a three ring circus of cocurricular opportunities,'' Serpe said. "The new student orientation was so successful because of all of the things going on at once that we're certain the same kind of thing can be done again to entice all of the new people that weren't here that day, and encourage continuing students to pick up where they left off last year." 100 TIMES MORE FUN THAN FLORIDA • • • • • • • • • • • • • • — 6 days skiing - 7 nights lodging in condominiums — Lots of parties, 1 major concert Round trip transportation by deluxe coach * • • '* All for the low-low price of Jan 9-11,1887 JACKSON HOLE —- WYOMING * . * SSO deposit by Oct 15th . Book reviews Latest entertainment tomes examined by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor BLACK POPULAR MUSIC IN AMERICA by Arnold Shaw (Schirmer Books) This, of course, is in essence a study of all popular music in America, as only folk and country style can be genuinely attributed to the white man. Shaw carefully examines all iihe most important American musical styles as created by the original black artists, including coverage of such important performers as Count Basie, Jellyroll Morton, Muddy Waters, Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Wonder. The author extends into the various sub-genres and offshoots of jazz, blues, rock and R&B (such as disco, funk, heavy metal, etc.). In the end, all American music has been carefully analyzed. 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"Black Popular Music in America" is a book which forms the basis for any truly serious understanding of popular music. THE COLUMBIA COMEDY SHORTS by Ted Okuda and Ed Watz (McFarland) Okuda and Watz are two very astute writers on the cinema, so "Columbia Comedy Shorts" is as much a thorough analysis of an important aspect of the movies as it is a reference guide. Short films opened for features at movie houses of the twenties, thirties and forties, but Columbia hung on almost til 1960, long after television sounded the death knell for short subjects. The axis of this studio's shorts department were the ever-enigmatic Three Stooges, to whom ample coverage is given. But the many other important names in Columbia comedies (Charley Chase, Buster Keaton, Andy Clyde, etc.) are also covered extensively. The tome includes complete filmographies and critical studies for each series produced in the Columbia shorts department and biographical data on important producers, directors, and performers, with telling quotes interspersed throughout the text, taken from interviews conducted by the authors. The book is available from McFarland & Co. Publishers at Box 611, Jefferson, NC 28640 at 29.95 plus 1.50 shipping. It is a must for libraries and students of film. THE NINE LIVES OF MICKEY ROONEY by Arthur Marx (Stein and Day) This semi-authorized work by Arthur, "son of Groucho" Marx is a warts-and-all study of a fascinating performer. Accented is Rooney's uncanny resilience in showbiz, having reached ultimate highs and lows so often during his long, fascinating career. Along with lauding Rooney's talent and versatility, the book also makes note of his idiosyncratic behavior and several failed marriages, serving to enlighten the reader and allow a greater understanding of this actor. It is one of the most interesting of all biographies, being factual without being dry and honest without being scandalous. SAY GOODNIGHT GRACIE by Cheryl Blythe and Susan Sackett (Dutton) The George Burns-Gracie Allen story, with an emphasis on Gracie, this book affectionately traces the professional and personal development of this treasured comedy team. Burns has written several autobiographical studies, so the bio data is often a repeat of what we've already read. However, Blythe and Sackett interestingly correlate the duo's humorous on-screen activities with their deeply affectionate romance, and present another interesting facet to the story. By celebrating Burns and Allen's comic cohesion onscreen (George being the perfect sounding board for Grade's daffy malapropisms), and their romantic bliss offscreen (the marriage lasted until Gracie's death in 1964), the book allows the reader to understand George's true obsession and inspiration as an entertainer (being, of course still active today at age 90). "Say Goodnight Gracie" is an enthusiastic, uplifting showbiz story. MOVIES ON TV by Steven Scheuer (Bantam) This paperback guide to films on television, with starratings and brief critical comments on all movies available to TV, is far less worthy than Leonard Matlin's similar "TV Movies." Foreign films set Parkside's Foreign Film Series is perhaps the campus' best cultural event. This year is no exception. Several of the most important foreign films of recent years have been selected for this series, which takes place in the Union Cinema on Thursdays, Saturdays and Sundays. As per the insert, titles for this series include Mikhalkov's "A Slave of Love," Tacchella's "Cousin Cousine" and Fellini's "Ginger and Fred." The USA is represented by a Chaplin double feature ("The Gold Rush," which is the film he wanted to be remembered by, and "City Limits," which is consideredby afficianados to be his masterpiece) and Robert Altman's "Secret Honor." Season tickets are available through the mail or can be held at the box office. Regular price is $17, while student- /senior citizen price is $15. Make checks to UW-Parkside, and send them in care of the Parkside Union Information Center, Box 2000, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53141, or call 553- 2345. 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Noon-8 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-Noon Sun. 4 p.m.-7 p.m. Union Square Mon.-Thurs..10:30 a.m.-11:30 p.m. Fri. 10:30 a.m.-7 p.m. Sat. 11 a.m.-5p.m. Sun. 11 a.m.-5p.m. Information Center Mon -Thurs. 7:45 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Fri. 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Dining Room Mon.-Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. 4:30 p.m.-7 p.m. Sunday 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Coffee Shoppe Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m. Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Reservations Office Mon.-Fri. 8:00 a.m.-4:30 p.m. RANGER HP Record review Tnursaay, September 4, laae I BSSSSSBB SSSSS 13 David Lee Roth doing fine sans Eddie by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Since breaking with Van Halen, David Lee Roth has intensified his wild sexist persona, as is evident on his latest Warner Brothers release "Eat 'em and Smile." Interestingly enough, this LP sounds more Van Halenesque than the recent Van Halen-sans-Roth effort "5150." "Yankee Rose," the hit, contains the rudiments of everything Van Halen (and Roth) were back when they burst onto the rock and roll scene in 1978. To fill the tremendous void left by the absence of guitar whiz Eddie Van Halen, Roth Shortcuts has hired Steve Vai, whose solos often cut Edward's similar work. Billy Sheehan on bass and Gregg Bissonettte on drums help round out this powerful quartet that, like early Van Halen, depends on the uninhibited passion of Roth's vocals to motivate the tracks. Along with the aforementioned hit. Roth soars through such originals as "Elephant Gun" and "Bump and Grind," two cuts that emphaize his sexist front (as the LP's title does quite blatantly). Covers include the old Nashville Teens rocker "Tobacco Road," the bluesy "I'm Easy" (not the one from the "Nashville" movie soundtract) and "That's Life," which was a big hit for Frank Sinatra in 1966. On the latter, Roth exhibits perhaps the key to his enormous appeal. The song's lyrics are very positive, uplifting and optimistic, much like Roth's persona. Despite the setbacks he encountered during his break with Van Halen (said not to be amicable at all), Roth has bounced back (as per the song), and has achieved at least the same commercial success as his former bandmates. "Eat 'em and Simle" is far less eccentric than Roth's solo debut EP last year ("Crazy from the Heat"), and far more rocking. All of the band members turn in exceptional performances and present the listener with the type of rock and roll energy one has come to expect from the likes of this singer. When Roth was replaced by Sammy Hagar in Van Halen last year, many fans of that group feared one or the other would flounder. "5150's" success states that Edward and the boys are in no danger and that Hagar is quite comfortable in Roth's old position. "Eat 'em and Smile," however, is so much more like early Van Halen than "5150," it may very well be telling us just who was the truly creative rocker in the band. David Lee Roth. Smiths, Neil Young among new releases LITTLE MISS DANGEROUS by Ted Nugent (Atlantic) Ted Nugent's man-of-loincloth persona seems a natural for today's times, but his rocking inspiration has apparently left him. On "Little Miss Dangerous," Nugent's work is very similar to any other rock and roll band out pounding in the recording studio. The animal magnetism that characterized such classics as "Free for All" and "Cat Scratch Fever" are missing, as is the guitar wizardry of cuts like "Stranglehold." Songs like "Savage Dancer," "High Heels in Motion" and the LP's title track are pale and tedious shadows of a once glorious hard-rocking past.-Jim Neibaur DANCING ON THE EDGE by Roy Buchanan (Alligator) Blues guitarist Roy Buchanan is on par with Johnny THE FAR SIDE Winter among all white bluesmen. On his latest LP, Buchanan exhibits more versatility by presenting stirring originals like "Pedal to the Metal" and such diverse covers as Aretha Franklin's "Baby Baby Baby," Willie Dixon's "You Can't Judge a book by Its Cover," and even Henry Mancini's "Peter Gunn Theme." By versatility, Buchanan is also demonstrating the resiliance of blues music. "Dancing on the Edge" is well worth picking up in lieu of virtually anything presently lurking in the Top Forty.-Jim Neibaur THE QUEEN IS DEAD by The Smiths (Warner Bros.) The Smiths have found a home in American musisc with the release of their new album. Revealing the true talent of the four young musicians from England, "The Queen Is By GARY LARSON Dead" has earned them a number one position on the college album chart and as high as number sixteen on the national. "The Queen Is Dead" is a blend of smooth, mello songs as well as many cutting numbers which contain beating drums and fine guitar work to add to their flavor. Such songs like "Cemetry Gates" and "There is a Light That Never Goes Out" add to the gripping character, while "I Know It's Over" and "Never Had No One Ever" soothe the listener's ear. Morrissey, the lead vocalist and writer, uses some literary references and focuses on life and love throughout the album's lyrics. His vocals are distinct and clear, even though some of his messagesmay be difficult to understand. Taken as a whole, "The Queen Is Dead", is an excellent album and an open door for further appreciation of The Smiths' brand of music.— Andrew Tschumper LANDING ON WATER by Neil Young (Geffen) "Landing on Water" suffers from the same fate its title implies: Young wades on sloshy ground as he tries to contemporize his sound with today's synthetic, sterile trappings. Cuts like "People on the Street" and "Weight of the World," with their empty, galumphing guitar backbeats, are passionless. Others, like "Hippie Dream," are lyrically unintelligible, making it hard to believe that this is the same Neil Young responsible for such insightful work as "Needle and the Damage Done" and "Ohio. "-Gary Schneeberger THE BRIDGE by Billy Joel (Columbia) Joel's taken a bad rap from the serious rock circuit for his bubblegum bad boy persona, and "The Bridge" won't erase that stigma. A harmless set, Joel's latest is a mite too cloying for those whose tastes run a touch more refined. "Modern Woman," for instance, relies more on the singer's cut phrasing than it does on meaty riffs or a distinctive beat. The rest of the tracks ar& of the same vein, each detailing an aspect of man-woman conflict without breaking new ground. Only "Baby Grand," a bluesy duet with a showstealing Ray Charles, is likely to satiate all appetites.-Gary Schneeberger ACROSS 1 Looks sullen 6 Redolence 11 Individual 12 Oriental salutation 14 Similar 15 Goddess of discord 17 Unit of Italian currency 18 Pigpen 20 Period of time 23 Plunge 24 Bridge term 26 Leash 28 Mr. Hirt 29 Weird 31 Locate 33 Small valley 35 Swiss canton N r» SP be 53 ft 8 GR U, I <n 36 Appalls 39 Locations 42 Exists 43 Newspaper paragraphs 45 Simple 46 Priest's vestment 48 Draw out 50 Maxim 51 Country of Asia 53 Quarry 55 Selenium symbol 56 Moved sinuously 59 Created a disturbance 61 Excavate 62 Small heating devices DOWN 1 Pounding instrument 2 Owner's risk: abbr. 3 Exploit 4 Ripped 5 Cuts 6 Steamship: abbr. 7 Mother 8 Cloth measure 9 Deposited 10 Lasso 11 Out of date 13 Shade tree 16 Drunkards 19 Playing areas 21 Baby's bed 22 Detests 25 City in Florida 27 Jewish feast 30 Raise the spirit of 32 Poker stakes 34 Ogled 36 Faces of - clocks 37 Land surrounded by water 38 Complacent 40 Wipes out 41 Stitched 44 Frighten 47 Wild hog 49 Send forth 52 Snow runner 54 Vast age 57 Spanish article 58 Deciliter: abbr. 60 Tantalum symbol u a T3 © CO '5 14 Thursday, September 4, 1988 RANGER Ranger staff Staff from page 2 who is also president of the Parkside Association of Communicators, a Campus Ambassador and a member of the tennis team. "I'm really looking forward to working with Jenny this year," she says. Kay Murach, 22, begins her first year at Parkside as the Ranger feature editor. "I'm looking forward to working in a new enviornment," she says "And I think I have a lot to contribute." She's planning on ..providing more in-depth stories and profiles than in previous years. "We've got some talented writers on staff, and we'll have some good stories to show for it," she says. Murach has previously attended Madison and Ripon College, and is currently pursuing degrees in political science and philosophy. Jim Neibaur, 28, is entertainment editor for the Ranger. In this, his third year as a Ranger sub-editor, Neibaur will emphasize reviews of the latest films, records and books that he and his staff have access to. "The staff for record critiques has Increased a great deal from . last year," he said, "and we're getting more current books for review. Of course we will have occasional celebrity interviews as well." Neibaur's first book, "Movie Comedians : The Complete Guide" was published last April by McFarland and Co. He is currently working on his second, "Hollywood Tough Guys," for the same publishers. He is majoring in English and working toward a* secondary teaching certification. He is married and has a 2% year old son. Robb Luehr, 28, begins his fifth year as a Ranger staff member in the position of sports editor. Luehr, an English major, served last year as assistant sports editor and is enthusiastic about the coming term. "I'm going to work my butt off this year," he says. Andy Buchanan, 33, begins his fifth year as Ranger Business manager. Buchanan, a senior applied science major and an NAIA and NCAA AllAmerican in soccer, looks forward to this year because "I'd like to make large quantities of money for the paper and for myself, and I want to make Dave Roback work for his money." "I'm looking forward to working with the new freshmen we've recruited." — Gary Schneeberger Brenda Lee Buchanan, 28, is a senior humanities major and art minor desperatley seeking certification in K-8. "My husband made me take this job so that he could: A. Keep an eye on me. B. Take my check. C. Censolr my mail. D. All of the above," she says. "I enjoy my job and anticipate more classifieds with the addition of our new dorms." Buchanan continued. But please remember the rules: please include your name and social security number. Also, only two ads per person, I have become a bit of an expert on handwriting," she says. OP orttotf on Student College Bowl matches will be played October 6, November 3, and December 1-3 {Campus Tournament). Team registration forms are available in the Student Activities Office, Union 209. Winners of the Campus Tournament win an expense paid trip to compete in the Regional College Bowl Tournament. Call 553-2279 for more information. Library Aid Dimitra Manesis (1) presents a check for $100 to Hannelore Rader, director of the Library Learning Center, on behalf of the PreMed Club. The money was raised by the club to contribute to the Friends of the Library program Dave Roback, 19, begins his second semester as advertising manager for the Ranger. Roback, a sophomore planning a future career in engineering, is also a member of the soccer team. He enjoys working with the Ranger staff and is looking forward to another exciting year with them. Dave McEvoy, 21, is a senior geology major beginning College Bowl his third year as a Ranger photo editor. "I'm really interested in seeing if Robb Luehr can work his butt off this year," McEvoy says. "Personally, I hope he does; it'll make the office a lot less crowded." Jack Bornhuetter, 20, is a freshman communication major serving as Ranger photo editor this year. Last year's assistant photo editor, Bornhuetter is also active with the soccer team and works at the Kenosh News. "I hope to improve the quality of the photos this year," Bornhuetter says. Steve Picazo, 22, is a senior History major beginning his second semester as Ranger distribution manager. "I want to make quicker copy runs this year," he says. Knowledge tourney begins This fall, Parkside will sponsor its third Annual College Bowl tournament. College Bowl matches will be held the first Monday of each month beginning in September with a faculty tournament and ending in December with the campus tournament. October and November will feature preliminary matches to prepare student teams for the campus tournament. All matches will be held in Main Place. At 1 p.m. on Sept. 8, four teams made up of faculty and academic staff members will compete in a tournament designed to introduce students to College Bowl. The team captains are Peter Hoff, Teresa Peck, Kathy Klein and Bill Murin. Parkside student leaders will serve as College Bowl officials (moderator, judge, timekeeper, scorekeeper, announcer). Beginning on Sept. 8, applications will be available in Union 209 for students who wish to compete in the campus tournament. Teams will be selected to compete in the Oct. 6 and Nov. 3 preliminary matches on a first-come basis. All applications for the official campus tournament, which will be played Dec. 1-3, are due by Nov. 21 at 4:30 p.m. The winning College Bowl team, along with up to four "All-Star" players, will represent the university at the Regional College Bowl Tournament on Feb. 20-21 in Marquette, Michigan. Interested students should contact the Student Activities office, Union 209. Men's & Women's Bowling Club & Varsity Team Meeting Wed., Sept. lO, 1p.m. Rec Center NO MINIMUM BOWLING AVERAGE REQUIRED VARSITY TEAM PARTICIPATES IN: • BIG 6 CONFERENCE • ST. LOUIS MATCH GAME • MIDWEST INTERCOLLEGIATE • ASSOCIATION OF COLLEGE UNIONSINTERNATIONAL REGIONAL TOURNAMENTS • AREA INVITATIONAL TOURNAMENTS FOR MORE IMpiWATION[. CONTACT MIKE MENZHUBER IN THE REC CENTER, OR CALL 553-2408 i Volleyball RANGER Thursday, September 4, iy»tj 10 Team enthusiastic about newest additions Parkside volleyball coach Terry Paulson has announced the signing of eight new volleyball players for the coming season. They are: Patty Gunther, a 5 ft. 5 in. setter from Neenah (WI) High School; Keri Gruell, a 5 ft. 9 in. middle/outside hitter and Beth Wickland, a 5 ft. 8 in. outside hitter from Ozaukee (WI) H.S.; Nancy Hoch, a 5 ft. 9 in. outside hitter who transferred fromUW-Madison; Jill Lammers, a 6 ft. 0 in. middle hitAll-Sports ter from Oostburg (WI) H S • Mich, a 5 ft. 9 in. outside hitter and Lori Wisnifski, a 5 ft. 6 in. outside hitter from Salem (WI) Central H.S.; Nicole Pacione, a 5 ft. 5 in. setter from Wheeling (111.) H.S. This Saturday, Sept. 6, Parkside will host its annual Media/Alumni Night. At 6:30 p.m., Racine and Kenosha Media will square off against each other in a best two-outof-three game match. The current Rangers then take on Parkside excels On June 20, the NAIA released the results of their AllSports competition for the 1985-86 school year. Parkside's men's and women's teams both finished in the top 25 in their respective divisions. The women's teams, led by strong showings in softball and track^ and field, captured 16th place out of 142 schools which scored in the competition. The men's teams, paced by soccer and wrestling, finished 23rd out of 185 teams. Parkside also was one of only nine instutitions which placed both their men's and women's teams in the top 25. Other state schools did extremely well in the competitions. UW-Eau Claire's teams both finished in the top ten UW-LaCrosse, led by a national championship in football, placed second in the men's division. On the women's side, UWMilwaukee was fifth and UWOshkosh tied for 19th place. Adams State of Colorado took the men's title for the fourth time, while Wayland Baptist of Texas captured its first women's crown. MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE 8'FOOT SCREEN • GRILL OPEN • BEER * SODA * WINE • POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION the Alumni at 7:30 p.m. On Tuesday, Sept. 9, the Rangers will be pitted against UW-Milwaukee in an important early-season match for both teams. The Panthers are a legitimate national power, having played in the National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA) national tournament for the last four years. Game time is 7:30 p.m. in the Physical Education building. WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! Distributed by May Beverages, Inc. 3120 64th St. -16 Thursday, September 4,1986 Dannehl Parkside athletics outlook discussed by director by Robb Luehr Sports Editor For Parkside sports, it's just business as usual, according to Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl. "We're pretty much the same as we were," said Dannehl. "We have no new coaches or sports, but we're excited about the dorms. That's about the only thing that's happened. "We're hoping we will get a little more spirit around this place and more excitement at the athletic events as well as other events now that we have some dorms." Dannehl said there will be promotions similar to last year's. "We're running a dynamite season pass deal for men's basketball," he said. "It's only five dollars, plus there will be the chance to win a couple thousand dollars tin prizes." The half-court shot will be back, along with raffle promotions during volleyball * wrestling, men's and women's basketball and soccer. As far as the teams themselves, Dannehl promises excitement. "Our volleyball team is really, really quite Wayne Dannehl good. They would have been in the national tournament the last couple of years, but to do that, they had to beat UW-Milwaukee, and they didn't." (Milwaukee has been to the NAIA national tournament four years in a row.) "I'm looking forward to an excellent cross-country season," he said. "The women were fifth in the nation last year and everybody's back. The men should be in the top ten. And soccer is right there. If they can beat Sangamon State, they should go to nationals." Academics have always been a big part of athletics at Parkside, and last year was no exception. Parkside athletes compiled a 2.6 grade point average for the year. Of those student-athletes, 30 percent had a B average or above, and only 10 percent became ineligible due to a low GPA or too few credits earned. "We have some absolutely outstanding students and some that aren't doing so well," Dannehl said. "It pretty well followed the normal curve. Overall, the kids have been doing a good job in school and we're hoping it will continue." In comparison to the NCAA, which just instituted a minimum 2.0 GPA for entering freshmen athletes, the NAIA has always had high academic standards, according to Dannehl. "A lot of people don't understand that. The NAIA has always had higher eligibility rules and transfer rules and they still do." Considering the size and relative obscurity of Parkside, how does the athletic department continue to bring in quality student athletes? Dannehl gives the credit to his coaching staff. "Our coaches do an excellent job of convincing kids to come here and that's the name of the game. In fact, over the years, we (the athletic department) are the only ones who have actually ever brought students in here from the outside. We've done that by simply convincing them that this is the place to be. So in a recruiting sense, we're the only people who have ever recruited anybody here, and in some ways, we've been criticized for that. "Well, now I think the campus is changing their perspective. They figure if this campus is ever going to be something more than a commuter campus, they have to have something more than people from Racine and Kenosha Counties." A big concern within the last year has been drug involvement by college athletes. The University of Wisconsin implemented a drug testing plan as part of a Big 10 plan. At the present time, there is no similar plan in the Wisconsin system, according to Dannehl. "I think the whole drug thing has been blown out of proportion. People who happen to be on an athletic team represent the culture as a whole and they're no different than anybody else. Some of them take drugs and some don't, and if we have a culture which is involved in drug use, the athletes live in that culture. They get a lot of attention like in the Bias case. "I have no way of judging, but I would guess that if you take the population of Parkside as a whole and all the people who use drugs, if there are athletes involved, the number who do will reflect the entire population. "That's why pro athletes resist mandatory testing. For example, playing soccer is just a game - it's not a situation where you need somebody to save a life. Maybe we should be doing mandatory tests on doctors, ambulance drivers, lawyers, faculty members, all those kinds of things. So it's difficult to justify singling out a bunch of kids when you're talking about society as a whole." Tennis Women set for season Classified ads nt by Sherri Liaiecld The third year head coach of the women's tennis team, Wendy Miller has a positive outlook for this season, which began on August 25. The team consists only of four girls so far. Senior Kim Kranich, junior Amy Tropin and freshmen Laurie Henry and Beth Spalla. Miller is pleased with the progress of the team. She sees much improvement in the returning players and feels that the incoming freshmen have a lot of potential. "The girls work hard and put in lots of time and energy, but the main thing is to have fun." A big concern facing the team this year is the lack of players. As far as recruiting, Miller knows there are players out there, "We just have to get a hold of them. The biggest thing is more bodies." So looking ahead means a lot of hard work and dedicaiton from team members. When asked what the competition looked like this year, Miller stated, "It's tough. There are no easy opponents; all the schools have good teams." The first meet is Saturday. Sept. 6 at 9 in the Carthage Quadrangular in Kenosha. Help Wanted COLLEGE REP wanted to distribute Student Hate subscription cards on campus. Good income, no selling involved. For Information and applicate £ % CAMPUS SERVICE. l^W. Glendale Ave., Phoenix AZ WANTED: STUDENTS interested in selling vacaUon tour packages for 1987 Spring Break Vacation" to Daytona Beach and Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, and South Padre Isle, Texas. Guaranteed good trips, good commission and terms. For information, call "The Bus Stop Tours" in Illinois. Call collect (312)860-2980. All other states 1-800- 222-4139, or write 436 N. 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