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            <text>Asbestos, waste&#13;
update&#13;
Page 3&#13;
Three leave&#13;
Parkside&#13;
Pages 10 and 11&#13;
Softball team&#13;
readies for Nationals&#13;
Page 18&#13;
Thursday, May 1, 1986 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 14, No. 30&#13;
Residence director dies&#13;
The recently named residence&#13;
director for Parkside's&#13;
new housing project died this&#13;
weekend in a seven car accident&#13;
near Oklahoma City,&#13;
OK.&#13;
Craig A. Hall, and his wife&#13;
Jill, were killed when a semitruck&#13;
veered across the highway&#13;
median strip and hit&#13;
seven cars, according to&#13;
Jenny Price, Director of Student&#13;
Life. There were four fatalities&#13;
and six people injured&#13;
in the accident.&#13;
Hall, who was chosen for&#13;
the position last month, was&#13;
to begin work at Parkside&#13;
next week. Price said . Hall&#13;
had already done some preparatory&#13;
work for the campus.&#13;
Hall was serving as coordinator&#13;
for the Walker/Cross&#13;
Center at the University of&#13;
Oklahoma in Norman.&#13;
He was working on his dissertation&#13;
for a Doctoral Progam&#13;
in Higher Education Admiminstration&#13;
at Iowa State&#13;
University, received his master's&#13;
degree in College Student&#13;
Personnel Administration&#13;
from Western Illinois&#13;
University and earned a B.A.&#13;
in Health Care Administration&#13;
from Ottawa University.&#13;
"We are saddened by his&#13;
death," said Price. "Some of&#13;
us had gotten to know him in&#13;
a short period of time and we&#13;
had great faith that we had&#13;
an excellent candidate who&#13;
would make a great first director&#13;
for the on-campus&#13;
housing."&#13;
Price said she is uncertain&#13;
what will happen to fill the&#13;
position. She speculated that&#13;
another candidate from the&#13;
pool of applicants will be selected&#13;
to fill the vacancy.&#13;
Graduation&#13;
Proxmire speaks at ceremony&#13;
U.S. Senator William Proxmire&#13;
(D-Wis.), long known as&#13;
a maverick in federal government&#13;
for his forthright and&#13;
occasionally iconoclastic&#13;
style, will be the principal&#13;
speaker at the University of&#13;
Wisconsin Parkside commencement&#13;
ceremony at 2&#13;
p.m. on Sunday, May 11, in&#13;
the Physical Education Center.&#13;
About 500 members of the&#13;
1985-86 graduating class are&#13;
eligible to participate in the&#13;
ceremony, which is free and&#13;
open to the public.&#13;
The ceremony will include&#13;
preseentation of the Chancellor's&#13;
Award for the outstanding&#13;
graduate of this year's&#13;
class as well as awards for&#13;
outstanding achievement to&#13;
graduates in eight principal&#13;
divisions of study.&#13;
In addition, Distinguished&#13;
Teaching Awards will be&#13;
presented to UW-P faculty, a&#13;
Distinguished Service Award&#13;
will be given to a member of&#13;
the university's academic&#13;
staff, and a Distinguished&#13;
Alumnus Award will be&#13;
presented.&#13;
There also will be remarks&#13;
by Alfred S. DeSimone, president&#13;
of the Parkside Foundation,&#13;
E. John Graham, president&#13;
of the Parkside Alumni&#13;
Association and Edith Finlayson,&#13;
a UW System regent.&#13;
Bachelor and master degrees&#13;
will be conferred by&#13;
Acting Chancellor Mary Elizabeth&#13;
Shu tier, Acting Vice&#13;
Chancellor Ben Greenebaum&#13;
and Finlayson.&#13;
Proxmire has represented&#13;
Wisconsin in the U.S. Senate&#13;
since August, 1957, when he&#13;
was elected in a special election,&#13;
and has been re-elected&#13;
since 1958.&#13;
His current committee assignments&#13;
include the Banking,&#13;
Housing and Urban Affairs,&#13;
Appropriations and&#13;
Joint Economics committees.&#13;
Proxmire is widely known&#13;
for his "Golden Fleece of the&#13;
Month" awards, issued by&#13;
him to point out what he considers&#13;
waste of federal dollars.&#13;
Senate Minority Leader&#13;
Robert Byrd, in a recent Senate&#13;
speech, praised Proxmire&#13;
as "an institution within an&#13;
institution", noting that Proxmire&#13;
has not missed a roll&#13;
call vote in 20 years, voting&#13;
9,178 consecutive times.&#13;
Byrd also lauded Proxmire&#13;
for giving more that 3,000&#13;
Senate speeches urging the&#13;
passage of an International&#13;
treaty against genocide,&#13;
which the Senate finally ratified&#13;
earlier this year.&#13;
A native of Lake Forest,&#13;
ILL., Proxmire received his&#13;
BA degree from Yale University&#13;
and master of business&#13;
administration and master of&#13;
public administration degrees&#13;
from Harvard University. He&#13;
is a former newspaperman&#13;
and a veteran of World War&#13;
11.&#13;
Marshals for the commencement&#13;
ceremony will be&#13;
Prof. James Shea, chief marshal;&#13;
Prof. Rhoda-Gale Pollack,&#13;
faculty marshal; Prof.&#13;
Anne Gurnack, graduate&#13;
marshal; Prof. Carol-Lee Safiotti,&#13;
bachelor of arts degree&#13;
marshal; and Profs. S.P&#13;
Datta and Timothy Fossum,&#13;
bachelor of science degree&#13;
marshals.&#13;
Following the ceremony a&#13;
reception hosted by the UWParkside&#13;
Alumni Association&#13;
honoring the graduates and&#13;
their guests will be held&#13;
Main Place of the Wylle Library-&#13;
Learning Center.&#13;
Schneeberger named editor&#13;
irujan women&#13;
Rehearsing a scene from Parkside's spring main stage&#13;
production, "Trojan Women," are (left) Mary Woods, Racine,&#13;
and Missy Weaver, Kenosha, both of whom are dramatic arts&#13;
majors. The play will open next week. See related story on&#13;
page 7.&#13;
Gary L. Schneeberger has&#13;
been named the new editorin-&#13;
chief of the Ranger for&#13;
1986-87.&#13;
Schneeberger, 21, who ran&#13;
unopposed for the position,&#13;
served as assistant feature&#13;
editor for the Ranger this&#13;
year and also has worked as&#13;
a writing assistant in the Academic&#13;
Resource Center in the&#13;
library.&#13;
In addition to his Ranger&#13;
experience, Schneeberger has&#13;
been a contributing editor to&#13;
Happenings Magazine for&#13;
three years and was an editor&#13;
for the Tempest at Tremper&#13;
High School, Kenosha, in&#13;
1982. He has completed his&#13;
English degree and will work&#13;
toward his Secondary Education&#13;
Certification next year.&#13;
Schneeberger said he has&#13;
many plans for the newspaper.&#13;
"I hope to streamline&#13;
the staff so we can cover&#13;
events more comprehensively&#13;
and create a clearer&#13;
between news and&#13;
stories.&#13;
"Ultimately, I want to increase&#13;
the staff by recruiting&#13;
more writers. We are going to&#13;
experience a great deal of&#13;
turnover after next year, and&#13;
we need new people with new&#13;
ideas to take over after we've&#13;
gone," he said.&#13;
Schneeberger replaces Jennie&#13;
Tunkieicz, 21, who has&#13;
served as Ranger editor-inchief&#13;
for the past two years.&#13;
"The Ranger just keeps&#13;
getting better every year due&#13;
to the dedicated involvement&#13;
of the staff. This year the&#13;
Ranger was rated 'First&#13;
Class' by the Associated Collegiate&#13;
Press, and I am confident&#13;
that Gary can lead the&#13;
newspaper to 'All American'&#13;
status next year," said Tunkieicz.&#13;
Gary Schneeberger&#13;
2 Thursday, May 1, 1986 RANGER&#13;
Letter to the Editor&#13;
Students for Couvion&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
Recently, Arthur "Buddy"&#13;
Couvion's contract with the&#13;
University was not renewed.&#13;
Buddy has been the Coordinator&#13;
of Student Activities. I&#13;
feel he is an asset to the student&#13;
organizations and campus&#13;
community. If his contract&#13;
is not renewed, student&#13;
organizations and campus&#13;
community will be losing one&#13;
of the best people that has&#13;
ever walked into this University.&#13;
If you feel the same way&#13;
about Mr. Couvion, and want&#13;
the administration to review&#13;
their decision on his contract,&#13;
please sign a petition stating&#13;
that fact. Petitions are located&#13;
in the Parkside Activities&#13;
Board Office, Union D114B&#13;
(behind the Information&#13;
Desk), the Ranger Office,&#13;
next to the Coffee Shoppe, the&#13;
PSGA office, in the Coffee&#13;
Shoppe area, or the Peer suport&#13;
Office. If you can't find a&#13;
petition, then write a letter to&#13;
Jenny Price, Director of Student&#13;
Life, University of&#13;
Wisconsin-Parkside, Box 2000,&#13;
Union 209, Kenosha, WI 53141.&#13;
Concerned student for students&#13;
rights and good staffing.&#13;
Dan Galbraith&#13;
Letter to the Editor&#13;
Fire at the smokers&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
Back in "sixty-five" I was&#13;
employed at an auto center,&#13;
and one of my tasks was to&#13;
scrap and clean brake drums.&#13;
At that time there was no&#13;
concern for the true dangers&#13;
of asbestos, so no protection&#13;
was provided in any form,&#13;
even masks.&#13;
With my medical history of&#13;
x-rays and radiation exposure&#13;
in order to help in the prevention&#13;
of rejection of the kidney&#13;
I received, I have probably&#13;
been personally exposed to&#13;
more radiation than the exposure&#13;
submitted to by all the&#13;
people on campus since the&#13;
founding of Parkside.&#13;
This might explain why I&#13;
had a good chuckle with the&#13;
Environmental Concerns&#13;
Committee article in last&#13;
week's Ranger. Not that I am&#13;
not concerned about hazardous&#13;
materials and their proper&#13;
handling. It's just that&#13;
there is something much&#13;
more hazardous to one's health&#13;
on campus, than to what&#13;
was raised in the Ranger last&#13;
week.&#13;
In fact I think the Ranger&#13;
ran an article about this&#13;
cancer causing and radioactive&#13;
substance about one&#13;
month ago. I fear this substance&#13;
more than any other&#13;
hazardous material I have&#13;
come in contact with in my&#13;
lifetime .since I have lost&#13;
more friends and loved ones&#13;
to the product of this substance&#13;
than any other. Of&#13;
course the substance I am&#13;
talking about is tobacco&#13;
smoke.&#13;
OK, I hear all of you smokers&#13;
out there saying, "Oh&#13;
boy, not another article on&#13;
stopping smoking*%#@! We&#13;
smokers have rights too, you&#13;
know."&#13;
That stipulated fact can be&#13;
argued, but I am not going to&#13;
do that here. I'd rather defend&#13;
the non-smokers right to&#13;
life, and the best way I know&#13;
how is to hit smokers over the&#13;
head with a two-by-four by&#13;
using the order of words from&#13;
our forefathers who founded&#13;
this country. Those words&#13;
are, "Life, liberty, and thepursuit&#13;
of happiness," and&#13;
not the same ideals in reverse&#13;
order. Let us non-smokers&#13;
have our first basic right&#13;
please, so we can pursue all&#13;
our other rights.&#13;
The Environmental Concerns&#13;
Committee is so concerned&#13;
about asbestos removal signs&#13;
and radioactive material confinement&#13;
on campus when&#13;
there is a greater danger to&#13;
the students and staff on&#13;
campus, for which there are&#13;
no signs or inforcement of&#13;
this substance to a confined&#13;
area as to state law.&#13;
I must say,"I don't know&#13;
'Cough, cough,' but I don't&#13;
think the Environmental concerns&#13;
Committee is afraid to&#13;
take on the murderous tobacco&#13;
industry, or the crazy&#13;
people who want to commit a&#13;
slow, "hara kiri.""&#13;
Franklin Kuczenski&#13;
Letter to the Editor&#13;
Mother rejects impending war&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
An Open Letter to my Sons,&#13;
You are, the three of you,&#13;
along with your sister, the&#13;
validation of my past, and my&#13;
hope for the future.&#13;
As each of you were born, I&#13;
rejoiced in the priviledge of&#13;
nurturing and caring for you.&#13;
My joys were your first steps,&#13;
words, and days at school and&#13;
play. Your friends were welcome&#13;
at home, and my great&#13;
delight was watching your&#13;
successes and trying to make&#13;
your disappointments less&#13;
heavy. I have tried to allow&#13;
you room to grow, knowing&#13;
that this means, as a natural&#13;
course, away from me.&#13;
Historically women, wives,&#13;
mothers, sisters and sweethearts&#13;
have watched their&#13;
men go off to war, waving&#13;
flags, and cheering them onward.&#13;
From time immemorial&#13;
this has been our "role in&#13;
life".&#13;
I totally reject this role. I&#13;
feel that it will be disastrous,&#13;
not only for me, but for all I&#13;
hold dear.&#13;
I grew up a Catholic, voted&#13;
Republican for much of my&#13;
life, and believed in the good&#13;
things that this country&#13;
stands for. I feel no less a patriot&#13;
as I write these lines.&#13;
But was is evil. There is no&#13;
such thing as, "God is on our&#13;
side". The God that I have&#13;
come to know and love, loves&#13;
each and every one of us, no&#13;
matter the country, and only&#13;
asks that we try to love one&#13;
another.&#13;
This does not mean that I&#13;
am sympathetic to the Libyan&#13;
radical dictator, only that the&#13;
people of Libya are a different&#13;
matter.&#13;
I believe that we all share&#13;
this earth, and man's inhumanity&#13;
to man has been perpetuated&#13;
by those who would&#13;
corrupt our values, and once&#13;
again, pervert our goals, all&#13;
the while watching the stock&#13;
market rise ever higher, becoming&#13;
rich and sleek on the&#13;
bodies of our finest young&#13;
men. No matter the false reasons,&#13;
the bottom line is the&#13;
enrichment of the vultures,&#13;
by the deaths of our finest&#13;
young men, raping our land,&#13;
not only of mineral, but natural&#13;
resources.&#13;
John, you have told me that&#13;
if we go to war, you will enlist.&#13;
Jeff, you are in the Marine&#13;
Reserve, and you may be&#13;
re-activated. Know that I do&#13;
not wish to influence either of&#13;
you, and if need be, send you&#13;
off with all my love, and&#13;
God's blessings. We must all&#13;
follow our conscience.&#13;
And last, but never least,&#13;
Joe. When I see you graduate&#13;
from your basic training at&#13;
Fort Sill, in June, I know that&#13;
I will be proud. You have all&#13;
made me that. You must do&#13;
in your heart what you feel is&#13;
the right thing. I know that&#13;
God will bless you, as he has&#13;
me, in having all of you.&#13;
It is love that I send you&#13;
each this letter. I must oppose&#13;
this war that looms over&#13;
us with its black cloud. I am&#13;
not an especially brave person,&#13;
but I do know that I must&#13;
fight it, as, "All that is necessary&#13;
for evil to triumph is for&#13;
good men to be silent".&#13;
I intend to establish an organization,&#13;
to be called, "War&#13;
is Not Sane", or WINS.&#13;
I ask you to forgive me if I&#13;
cause you any pain or embarrassment,&#13;
but I must do this.&#13;
Take care and God bless.&#13;
Much love,&#13;
MOM&#13;
*00&#13;
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Jennie Tunkieicz Editor&#13;
Kari Dixon News Editor&#13;
Kim Kranich Asst. News Editor&#13;
Jim Neibaur Feature Editor&#13;
Gary Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor&#13;
Rich Blay... Sports Editor&#13;
Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor&#13;
Dave McEvoy Photo Editor&#13;
Jack Bornhuetter Asst. Photo Editor&#13;
Dave Roback Advertising Manager&#13;
Andy Buchanan Business Manager&#13;
Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager&#13;
Steve Picazo Distribution Manager&#13;
STAFF&#13;
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Kortendick, Rick Luehr,&#13;
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Mike Rohl. Scott Scheuber, Bill&#13;
Serpe, Debbie Siegel, Nick&#13;
Toper.&#13;
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arc solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Ranger is&#13;
published every Thursday during the academic year except during&#13;
breaks and holidays.&#13;
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Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline&#13;
for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publication&#13;
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and refuse letters containing false and defamatory&#13;
content.&#13;
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RANGER Thursday, May 1, 1986 3&#13;
News Briefs&#13;
Bill outlaws body passing&#13;
Body passing will be illegal at Wisconsin Badger games&#13;
this fall.&#13;
Two weeks ago Governor Earl signed into law a bill outlawing&#13;
the "dangerous activity" among students who attend&#13;
the football games at Camp Randall, the Milwaukee&#13;
Journal reported.&#13;
The bill provides a non-criminal fine of up to $50.&#13;
911 line experiences problems&#13;
The operators on the 911 emergency lines have learned&#13;
that calls with no voice on the other end are often the result&#13;
of cordless phones.&#13;
According to Time Magazine, the police departments&#13;
using the 911 numbers have discovered that the dialing&#13;
system in cordless phone is triggered by low batteries or&#13;
interference from household gadgets such as microwave&#13;
ovens, hair dryers and garage-door openers.&#13;
Three digit numbers are the most frequently hit, and&#13;
for the emergency lines the phenomenon is more of a nuisance&#13;
because silent calls have to be traced, in case a&#13;
human needs help.&#13;
Disease limits immigration&#13;
Immigrants who have Acquired Immune Deficiency&#13;
Syndrome can now be denied access to this country if that&#13;
information is known.&#13;
The Immigration and Naturalization Service lists seven&#13;
diseases that are grounds for refusing immigrants, Time&#13;
Magazine reported, and included on the list are active tuberculosis,&#13;
leprosy, syphilis and four other venereal diseases&#13;
and AIDS, which has reportedly killed 10,408 Americans.&#13;
The proposal would prevent individuals diagnosed as&#13;
having AIDS from entering the country, the article said,&#13;
but it will not require that immigrants take the antibody&#13;
blood test which in itself does not prove an individual has&#13;
the disease.&#13;
Madison wins College Bowl&#13;
The UW Madison College Bowl team won the national&#13;
championship Saturday.&#13;
The Madison team defeated the team from Princeton&#13;
University at the intellectual trivia game in Atlanta Georgia,&#13;
UPI reported.&#13;
The team from Wisconsin made it to the finals after&#13;
winning the regional competition in Beloit in February&#13;
and another regional competition in Kansas in March.&#13;
1985-86 Ranger Staff-&#13;
Thanks for a '4First&#13;
Class" year.&#13;
Love, Jennie&#13;
X-Ed&#13;
Asbestos&#13;
Health hazard denied&#13;
Jennie Tunkieicz&#13;
Editor&#13;
"There has been no air or&#13;
environment contamination&#13;
caused by the asbestos removal,"&#13;
said Mike Widen,&#13;
State construction superintendent&#13;
in charge of the&#13;
Greenquist Hall ventilation&#13;
project.&#13;
Concerns about removal of&#13;
asbestos from pipes in Greenquist&#13;
Hall were brought to the&#13;
Environmental Concerns&#13;
Committee two weeks ago.&#13;
Carol Lee Saffioti, associate&#13;
professor of English, raised&#13;
questions to ECC about&#13;
whether the asbestos removal&#13;
complied with guidelines established&#13;
by the Environmental&#13;
Protection Agency and the&#13;
Occupational Safety and&#13;
Health Administration. Her&#13;
concerns included the failure&#13;
to inform the Parkside community&#13;
about the asbestos removal&#13;
by posting signs and&#13;
the failure to keep the community&#13;
informed of the levels&#13;
of the substance in the air.&#13;
Widen said there is no air&#13;
contamination involved in the&#13;
method of asbestos removal&#13;
which is being used. The contractor&#13;
hired to do the asbestos&#13;
removal is using the glove&#13;
and bag method which, according&#13;
to Widen, keeps the&#13;
substance totally encapsulated&#13;
and prevents any from entering&#13;
the air. Widen said he&#13;
monitored the removal himself&#13;
and is certain no asbestos&#13;
particles entered the air.&#13;
After the asbestos is bagged,&#13;
Widen said it is taken to&#13;
an approved asbestos landfill&#13;
site in Wisconsin where it is&#13;
buried.&#13;
"There is really nothing to&#13;
be concerned about because&#13;
there is no exposure level.&#13;
Everything is being enclosed&#13;
and removed form the campus,&#13;
"said Widen.&#13;
Widen claims that notices&#13;
of asbestos removal were posted&#13;
at all the entryways to&#13;
Greenquist Hall by the contractor.&#13;
When asked why there currently&#13;
are no signs posted.&#13;
Widen said, "Students are&#13;
known to remove signs for&#13;
their rooms. I never noticed if&#13;
they were missing or not."&#13;
He added that sign posting is&#13;
the responsibility of the contractor&#13;
removing the asbestos.&#13;
Acting Chancellor Betty&#13;
Shutler said the administration&#13;
is currently trying to obtain&#13;
all the information available&#13;
which deals with the asbestos&#13;
removal in Greenquist&#13;
Hall for the ECC to examine.&#13;
The ECC also discussed the&#13;
possible mishandling of hazardous&#13;
waste materials inside&#13;
and outside the campus.&#13;
ECC chairman Doug&#13;
DeVinny, associate art professor,&#13;
said that some important&#13;
questions were raised at&#13;
the meeting, and the committee&#13;
is currently trying to obtain&#13;
answers to those questions.&#13;
Some of the questions raised&#13;
at the ECC meeting were:&#13;
What are the levels of radioactivity&#13;
on campus, who&#13;
monitors the levels and how&#13;
are the radioactive materials&#13;
disposed of?&#13;
DeVinny said the committee&#13;
hopes to work in conjunction&#13;
with the Science Department&#13;
to find a contractor to&#13;
remove radioactive waste&#13;
materials generated from lab&#13;
work on campus. In addition,&#13;
DeVinny said the committee&#13;
may consider requesting that&#13;
an advisory committee be established&#13;
to advise Ron&#13;
Brinkman, Hazardous Waste&#13;
Coordinator, on the regulations&#13;
of waste removal.&#13;
Eugene Goodman, professor&#13;
of life science, who is one&#13;
of four faculty members currently&#13;
using radioactive materials&#13;
in lab work, said in an&#13;
interview on Tuesday, the&#13;
amounts of radioactive materials&#13;
used in any given experiment&#13;
are "really small, trivial&#13;
amounts. Technically and&#13;
legally, we could put the&#13;
waste down the sink but we&#13;
don't want to contaminate the&#13;
environment. This leaves us&#13;
no alternative but to store the&#13;
waste. It's a Catch 22 situation."&#13;
DeVinny said he has not received&#13;
any further information&#13;
on containers sighted by&#13;
Saffioti near Outer Loop&#13;
Road. Saffioti reported to&#13;
ECC she had seen containers&#13;
at that spot up to six months&#13;
ago, but when she recently&#13;
looked for them, all that&#13;
remained were stainless steel&#13;
banding materials. After&#13;
some investigation Saffioti&#13;
found that the type of banding&#13;
material she saw at that spot&#13;
is used for containers of hazardous&#13;
waste.&#13;
ECC was scheduled to meet&#13;
and discuss these issues yesterday,&#13;
which was past&#13;
Ranger's deadline.&#13;
Radiation efforts investigated&#13;
by Kimberlie Kranich&#13;
Asst. News Editor&#13;
With questions raised by&#13;
the Environmental Concerns&#13;
Committee about the handling&#13;
of radioactive waste inside&#13;
the campus, another&#13;
question arisese: What about&#13;
the safety of the students who&#13;
work with radioactive materials?&#13;
According to Morris Firebaugh,&#13;
assistant physics professor&#13;
and chair of the Radioactive&#13;
Safety Committee&#13;
(RSC), the amount of radioactive&#13;
material physics&#13;
students work with is so&#13;
small that there isn't any&#13;
danger involved.&#13;
"We go through more of a&#13;
cautionary procedure than is&#13;
necessary," said Firebaugh.&#13;
Every physics student who&#13;
experiments with radioactive&#13;
materials wears rubber&#13;
gloves, a white apron, and&#13;
uses a geiger counter.&#13;
"Radiation is one of the safest&#13;
kinds of poisons because it&#13;
announces it's presence,"&#13;
said Firebaugh.&#13;
For the first time since the&#13;
opening of the campus, a few&#13;
drums filled with low level&#13;
radiactive waste have accumulated.&#13;
The material in&#13;
such drums is mainly nonradioactive&#13;
and consists of&#13;
paper towels that have been&#13;
used during experiements,&#13;
according to Firebaugh.&#13;
"It's a matter of laziness,"&#13;
he said, "what we should do&#13;
is go near an incinerator and&#13;
test each paper towel with a&#13;
geiger counter and burn the&#13;
nonactive ones."&#13;
But since no one can spare&#13;
the time and the drums have&#13;
become a nuisance a contractor&#13;
from Chicago has been&#13;
hired to remove the drums by&#13;
this summer, said Firebaugh.&#13;
What would a student do if&#13;
he/she touched some radioactive&#13;
material? According to&#13;
Sandy Leicht, registered&#13;
nurse at the Student Health&#13;
Services, it would depend on&#13;
whether or not a bum had occured.&#13;
If there was no burn, Leicht&#13;
said the procedure, based on&#13;
a book of health directives,&#13;
would be to wash the contact&#13;
area thoroughly with water.&#13;
Security would be called and&#13;
the student would be referred&#13;
to Southeastern Family Practice&#13;
where a physician would&#13;
examine her/him.&#13;
If a bum was evident, said&#13;
Leicht, the area would be&#13;
washed with a saline solution&#13;
wrapped with gauze, and both&#13;
security and ambulance&#13;
would be called. In both&#13;
cases, accident reports would&#13;
be filled out for the student's&#13;
protection.&#13;
As far as Leicht is aware&#13;
and since December, when&#13;
she first started working at&#13;
the center, no such incidents&#13;
have occured.&#13;
If you're still concerned&#13;
about the levels and use of radiation&#13;
on campus, Firebauch&#13;
has a conscience-easing proposition.&#13;
"We feel obligated," said&#13;
Firebauch, "to those who are&#13;
concerned to show them how&#13;
to use a geiger counter so&#13;
they can check the levels&#13;
themselves."&#13;
RANGER&#13;
Art in the woods offered&#13;
An opportunity to artistically&#13;
explore the beauty of&#13;
northern Wisconsin first hand&#13;
will be offered by Parkside&#13;
during a week-long visit to&#13;
the Pigeon Lake field Station&#13;
as part of a two-credit art&#13;
course for the summer session.&#13;
The course, "The Northern&#13;
Landscape in Pigment and&#13;
Pencil," will be taught by&#13;
Parkside art professor David&#13;
Holmes and will be part of a&#13;
UW System Art Week, from&#13;
June 29 to July 5, at the Station,&#13;
and instructional research&#13;
facility in Bayfield&#13;
County 30 miles from Lake&#13;
Superior. The facility occupies&#13;
50 acres of forest land,&#13;
with over a quarter-mile of&#13;
shoreline, and is operated by&#13;
UW-River Falls.&#13;
For complete information&#13;
on the course call Holmes at&#13;
553-2113 or the Fine Arts Division&#13;
at 553-2581.&#13;
The course cost $173.50,&#13;
which includes tuition, activity&#13;
fee, food and housing.&#13;
"The experience will offer&#13;
SAFE surveys taken&#13;
The PSGA Student Service&#13;
Committee is again compiling&#13;
the SAFE Surveys Student&#13;
Acquired Faculty Evaluations&#13;
as a service to assist students&#13;
in objective instructor/course&#13;
selection for Fall registration.&#13;
"Students will benefit from&#13;
feedback that is not made&#13;
available through departmental&#13;
evaluations," said Mary&#13;
Edwards, Chair of Student&#13;
Services.&#13;
This semester the committee&#13;
is doing something different&#13;
by handing the SAFE&#13;
evaluation forms out with&#13;
teacher evaluations instead of&#13;
in the halls. They hope to receive&#13;
4000 completed forms.&#13;
The forms ask students to&#13;
evaluate the performance of&#13;
an instructor and then grade&#13;
them.&#13;
"If you don't receive the&#13;
SAFE questionnaire, it's&#13;
probably because the repective&#13;
division Chair has refused&#13;
to cooperate, "said Edwards.&#13;
Edwards said there are two&#13;
divisions which have absolutely&#13;
refused to distribute&#13;
the surveys and a third has&#13;
agreed only the committee&#13;
makes appointments with&#13;
about fifty teachers, then&#13;
hand them out themselves.&#13;
Edwards said students will&#13;
see the SAFE results by the&#13;
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the&#13;
plunge&#13;
% \ this&#13;
summer.&#13;
students a unique opportunity&#13;
to investigate nature's prodigious&#13;
vocabulary," Holmes&#13;
said. "Artist from around the&#13;
state are joining together to&#13;
create a community of visual&#13;
thinkers in this idyllic setting.&#13;
"While making art our top&#13;
priority, there will be ample&#13;
opportunities for swimming,&#13;
canoeing, sailing, boating,&#13;
and other summer sports,"&#13;
Holmes said. Evenings will&#13;
offer movies, outdoor and indoor&#13;
games, and additional&#13;
art discussion, he said.&#13;
The Station is nestled in the&#13;
huge Chequamegon National&#13;
Forest that features striking&#13;
landscape, including virgin&#13;
stands of white pine, hemlock&#13;
and northern hardwood.&#13;
Lakes, ponds, streams and&#13;
bogs present an abundant diversity&#13;
of f lora and fauna.&#13;
Letter to the Editor Thanks to Galbraith&#13;
Award winner Dan Galbraith&#13;
was hard at work last&#13;
week setting up and introducing&#13;
the speakers at the new&#13;
speakers corner event on&#13;
campus.&#13;
Having attended all three&#13;
speakers corners, I have to&#13;
admit that I learned quite a&#13;
bit. Two professors, and one&#13;
student gave presentations to&#13;
a mere handful of interested&#13;
listeners.&#13;
Dave Holmes presented a&#13;
fine talk and slide show on&#13;
the naive artisans of Wisconsin&#13;
which really inspired one&#13;
to go out and not be afraid to&#13;
make a statement in an artistic&#13;
way.&#13;
Dwayne Olsen gave an eye&#13;
opening talk on the educational&#13;
division student population&#13;
out here at Parkside which&#13;
consisted of a set of tables,&#13;
and his interpertation of&#13;
same. I tell you I'll look at&#13;
educational students in a different&#13;
light from now on.&#13;
The last speech was a three&#13;
in one concerning Racine/Kenosha&#13;
as sister cities, why&#13;
Kenosha seems to have a negative&#13;
attitude about itself,&#13;
and then a theory on smoking&#13;
and fires dominant draw to it.&#13;
I tell you I learned the value&#13;
of a professorship since Dan&#13;
and I were the only ones left&#13;
at the end of my speech.&#13;
Again I cannot thank Dan&#13;
enough for his comments on&#13;
my speech, and his willingness&#13;
to listen to is until the&#13;
end. Keep up the good work&#13;
Dan. I know the speakers corner&#13;
will be better attended in&#13;
it's second year.&#13;
Franklin Kuczenski&#13;
Employment ads often misleading&#13;
by Franny Van Nevel&#13;
Wisconsin Justice&#13;
Department&#13;
Office of&#13;
Consumer Protection&#13;
Along with the warmer&#13;
weather and final exams&#13;
comes the wave of student&#13;
summer employment ads appearing&#13;
in campus area newspapers.&#13;
These ads promise&#13;
travel and, more importantly,&#13;
great pay — which, with increasing&#13;
tuition and living expenses,&#13;
is very appealing to&#13;
students.&#13;
According to complaints on&#13;
file, the truth about many of&#13;
these jobs is that students end&#13;
up working long hours selling&#13;
books, magazines and most&#13;
recently, chemical cleaners,&#13;
for little and sometimes no&#13;
pay. The travel may consist&#13;
of a one-way ticket or a car&#13;
caravan to a city of the company's&#13;
choosing, and the pay&#13;
may be based purely on commission.&#13;
To persuade students to&#13;
sign with their company, recruiters&#13;
may use high-pressure&#13;
sales tactics that promise&#13;
free room and board,&#13;
travel, sales training and&#13;
large earnings if they sign&#13;
right away. If they do sign,&#13;
they are on the road within&#13;
hours, sometimes without&#13;
knowing what the job is or&#13;
where they are going to work.&#13;
The company tells them that&#13;
they can contact their parents&#13;
later — once they're on the&#13;
job.&#13;
Most commonly, employees&#13;
are part of travelling sales&#13;
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GARVEY&#13;
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• Bom in Burlington, attended school there.&#13;
•He and his wife, Betty,are UW-Madison graduates. Ed&#13;
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•Two years in U.S. Army, lieutenant.&#13;
•Private law practice.&#13;
•Executive Director, National Football League Players&#13;
Assn.&#13;
•Wisconsin Deputy Attorney General.&#13;
GET INVOLVED - NOW&#13;
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crews. These crews go from&#13;
city to city and are dropped&#13;
off in the morning with their&#13;
assignments and then picked&#13;
up at night. How much they&#13;
earn and how many hours&#13;
they have to work depends on&#13;
how much they are able to&#13;
sell. Hotel rooms are sometimes&#13;
shared by six or more&#13;
crew members.&#13;
In other instances, the employee&#13;
is given a one-way&#13;
ticket to a particular city.&#13;
The employee works alone&#13;
and is responsible for the expense&#13;
of making all living arrangements.&#13;
Sometimes employees are&#13;
instructed to say something&#13;
in order to make a sale. For&#13;
example, they may tell a potential&#13;
customer that if they&#13;
sell a certain nuber of books,&#13;
they will win a scholarship.&#13;
Under state law, if any part&#13;
of the sales pitch is false, it is&#13;
illegal and the salesperson&#13;
may be held responsible.&#13;
Shoddy sales practices certainly&#13;
aren't characteristic of&#13;
most direct sales operations.&#13;
But before taking any job,&#13;
first check out the company&#13;
with the better business&#13;
bureau, state and local consumer&#13;
agencies or any former&#13;
or current employees.&#13;
Make sure you get a contract&#13;
that includes your exact&#13;
salary, the expenses you are&#13;
expected to pay, a detailed&#13;
description of the job and all&#13;
responsibilities and any ver- •&#13;
bal promises. If you are&#13;
travelling, find out where&#13;
you'll be going, for how long&#13;
and what method of transportation&#13;
you'll be using.&#13;
Take enough money with you&#13;
to get back home if the job&#13;
doesn't work out.&#13;
For more information, or to&#13;
file a related complaint, contact&#13;
Consumer Justice, the&#13;
Attorney General's Office,&#13;
P.O. Box 7856, Madison, WI&#13;
53707, (608) 266-1852. Those&#13;
outside Madison can call tollfree&#13;
1-800-362-8189.&#13;
RANGER&#13;
f&#13;
Thursday, May 1, 1986 5&#13;
Speaker discloses job strategy&#13;
by Kari Dixon&#13;
News Editor&#13;
"Women have to make up&#13;
their own agendas," said Marilyn&#13;
Moats Kennedy, featured&#13;
speaker during Accent on&#13;
Women on April 19. "The&#13;
most important thing women&#13;
can do for their life and&#13;
career is not explain decisions&#13;
to anyone."&#13;
Kennedy is the author of&#13;
five books and currently is&#13;
the jobs and careers editor&#13;
for Glamour Magazine. Her&#13;
talk offered advice to the&#13;
modern career woman.&#13;
"The workplace value is&#13;
changing," she said. "Instead&#13;
of people looking around for&#13;
the hottest profession, people&#13;
should look around and see&#13;
what they want to do."&#13;
Kennedy said in the 60's,&#13;
when she was in school (she&#13;
holds a masters degree in&#13;
journalism from Northwestern)&#13;
people were told to go to&#13;
school and be teachers. This,&#13;
she claims, resulted in too&#13;
many teachers and not&#13;
enough jobs.&#13;
"Lots of people got out of&#13;
school and found there were&#13;
no jobs," she continued. "In&#13;
the 70's the fad was computers.&#13;
Are they ever in a slump&#13;
right now."&#13;
People who choose what is&#13;
hot in the marketplace for&#13;
their careers have "nothing&#13;
to look forward to except misery,"&#13;
she continued.&#13;
"I had a woman friend who&#13;
Marilyn Moats Kennedy&#13;
had a degree in biochemistry&#13;
from Harvard, and she was&#13;
killing rats when She decided&#13;
she didn't want to do that&#13;
anymore," Kennedy said.&#13;
"She decided she really&#13;
wanted to be a chef, so she&#13;
started doing part-time catering.&#13;
Eventually she opened&#13;
one of the best French restaurants&#13;
in the Chicago area,&#13;
and she earned $125,000 last&#13;
year."&#13;
The woman's mother however,&#13;
still cannot believe her&#13;
daughter is a "cook". "She&#13;
tells her 'chef', mother,&#13;
'chef'," Kennedy said. "If&#13;
this woman had followed her&#13;
mother's plan, she would be&#13;
slogging through a PhD program&#13;
right now."&#13;
The goal of career planning&#13;
is to develop the ability to&#13;
move in and out of the marketplace&#13;
at will, according to&#13;
Kennedy. Women must build&#13;
and maintain contacts, even&#13;
if they exit the workplace for&#13;
a period of time, she said.&#13;
"The hand that rocks the&#13;
cradle also has to be the hand&#13;
that turns the trade journal,"&#13;
she said.&#13;
The workplace is still not&#13;
free from sexism, Kennedy&#13;
believes, and while the entry&#13;
level positions are more readily&#13;
available to women, the&#13;
upper level corporate positions&#13;
are not.&#13;
"The ceiling comes in the&#13;
middle management," she&#13;
said. "Many women are&#13;
starting their own businesses&#13;
because they were blocked in&#13;
the company."&#13;
Kennedy also cautioned&#13;
women not to be paid less&#13;
than they are worth. "And if&#13;
you're comfortable with a&#13;
house that is less than perfectly&#13;
clean, don't worry&#13;
about what others think."&#13;
The title of Kennedy's&#13;
speech was "Do We Want&#13;
What They Think We Want,"&#13;
but "We don't want what they&#13;
think we want," she said.&#13;
"Don't discard the possibility&#13;
of starting your own business.&#13;
You have to resist pressure at&#13;
every step in your career.&#13;
You have to say 'I want to do&#13;
what I'm doing.'"&#13;
PSGA&#13;
The Parkside Student Government&#13;
Association (PSGA)&#13;
invites the public to attend a&#13;
volleyball rematch between&#13;
Pi Sigma Epsilon (PSE) and&#13;
PSGA on Saturday, May 10&#13;
after the Volleyoop tournament.&#13;
PSE luckily defeated&#13;
PSGA by one point during&#13;
Winter Carnival.&#13;
The match should be wild&#13;
and exciting. The first team&#13;
to win three games up to 21&#13;
points will be declared the&#13;
"Champions of the Free&#13;
World." PSGA invites all to&#13;
come and see the biggest&#13;
slaughter since the Spanish&#13;
Inquisition.&#13;
Macintosh Club&#13;
A meeting about the formation&#13;
of a Macintosh users&#13;
club for the Racine-Kenosha&#13;
areas will be held on Sunday,&#13;
May 4 in the staff lounge on&#13;
the D-l level of the Library&#13;
Learning Center.&#13;
The Macintosh users club&#13;
can answer your questions,&#13;
find solutions to your software&#13;
problems, share information,&#13;
learn about new hardware,&#13;
keep you abreast of the&#13;
latest upgrades, provide you&#13;
with access to an electronic&#13;
bulletin board with free software.&#13;
Club Events&#13;
BSO&#13;
The Black Student Organization&#13;
(BSO) would like to&#13;
congratulate its newly elected&#13;
1986-1987 executive officers:&#13;
President: John Weatherall,&#13;
Vice-president: Dale Shelton,&#13;
Treasurer: Johnna Trotter,&#13;
Secretary: Marilyn Davis,&#13;
Act. Coord: Byron Adkisson,&#13;
Asst. Act. Coord.: Henry Bester,&#13;
Dir. Freshmore Program:&#13;
Clarice Robeson, and&#13;
Community Outreach Chair:&#13;
Sherry Garrett. Officers will&#13;
be sworn in Thursday, May 1&#13;
in Moln. D-lll at 5 p.m.&#13;
WANTED:&#13;
UNITED COUNCIL&#13;
WOMEN'SAFFAIRS&#13;
DELEGATE&#13;
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BY MAY 9&#13;
A wards given at&#13;
student events&#13;
It was a night for double&#13;
winners at the seventh annual&#13;
Student Awards Banquet,&#13;
held on Friday April 25.&#13;
Ernestine Weisinger and&#13;
Dan Galbraith received the&#13;
campus-wide Distingushed&#13;
Student Award.&#13;
Weisinger is a former officer&#13;
of the Black Student Organization,&#13;
served on the the&#13;
Chancellor's Minority Affairs&#13;
Committee, helped initiate&#13;
the All Campus Events Committee,&#13;
served as a PSGA&#13;
Senator and SUFAC member,&#13;
and is a residence assistant&#13;
at the YMCA.&#13;
Galbraith has been a member&#13;
of PAB for several years,&#13;
has chaired its Performing&#13;
Arts and Lectures Committee,&#13;
and has served as President&#13;
of the Parkside Dance&#13;
Ensemble. He has also been&#13;
very active in SOC, chairing&#13;
both the Budget and Review&#13;
Committee and the Toys for&#13;
Kids program.&#13;
Weisinger and Galbraith&#13;
both helped form the Rangerettes,&#13;
a dance group which&#13;
performed at Ranger Basketball&#13;
games this year.&#13;
The President's Award also&#13;
went to two winners, Mike&#13;
Dry and Andy Buchanan.&#13;
Dry served as vice president&#13;
of PAB for the past two&#13;
years and has served on the&#13;
Tech Crew for the organization.&#13;
He chaired the Homecoming&#13;
Committee last year,&#13;
and has been an active member&#13;
on that committee, as&#13;
well as the Winter Carnival&#13;
Committee. In addition, Dry&#13;
also serves on the Video Advisory&#13;
Committee for the&#13;
Union.&#13;
Buchanan has served as&#13;
business manager for the&#13;
Ranger for the past four&#13;
years. He was a PSGA Senator&#13;
for two years, was a&#13;
member of SUFAC, which he&#13;
currently chairs, and serves&#13;
on both the Teaching Excellence&#13;
Awards Committee and&#13;
the Athletic Board. In addition,&#13;
he was a sweeper back&#13;
on the soccer team for four&#13;
years, and also served as cocaptain&#13;
of the team this year.&#13;
Professor Anna Williams,&#13;
life science, was honored as&#13;
Advisor of the Year for her&#13;
involvement with the Pre-&#13;
Med Club.&#13;
Distinguished Service&#13;
Awards were given to outstanding&#13;
members of organizations,&#13;
as voted on by each&#13;
individual organizations&#13;
membership. Recipients&#13;
were: Rose Mutchler and&#13;
Tom Shuler for Peer Support;&#13;
Bill Serpe and Sherri Funk&#13;
for SOC; Jennie Tunkieicz&#13;
and Gary Schneeberger for&#13;
Ranger; Keith Harmann and&#13;
Mike Dry for PAB; and Pat&#13;
Ramsdell and Sue Brudvig&#13;
for PSGA.&#13;
The Phil Pogreba Memorial&#13;
Award, formerly the Chancellor's&#13;
Award, was given to Bev&#13;
Landreman and Rose Mutchler&#13;
for planning the Peer Support&#13;
State-Wide Conference at&#13;
Parkside this spring.&#13;
Buddy Couvion, Coordinator&#13;
of Student Activities, said&#13;
of the Banquet, "Everyone&#13;
had a good time. It was nice&#13;
to see students who deserved&#13;
awards receive such honors,&#13;
although everyone who is involved&#13;
in a campus activity&#13;
deserves an award."&#13;
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RANGER&#13;
Democratic Senate contenders air opinions&#13;
by Kari Dixon&#13;
News Editor&#13;
A debate between the three&#13;
Democratic senate contenders&#13;
revealed that state&#13;
senator Gary George has a&#13;
somewhat more conservative&#13;
attitude toward foreign policy&#13;
than opponents Ed Garvey&#13;
and Matt Flynn.&#13;
The debate, held Sunday at&#13;
the Holiday Inn, and Local 72&#13;
gave the three candidates the&#13;
opportunity to explain their&#13;
positions and address questions&#13;
from a media panel that&#13;
included Ranger Editor Jennie&#13;
Tunkieicz. Political Science&#13;
Professor Ken Hoover&#13;
was the moderator.&#13;
"In 1980 most of us knew&#13;
Ronald Reagan would be&#13;
elected, even if we didn't&#13;
want to believe it," said Garvey.&#13;
"I think few of us&#13;
thought we would lose control&#13;
of the senate."&#13;
The greatest shock, however,&#13;
came when Robert Hasten&#13;
defeated incumbent&#13;
Democrate Gaylord Nelson,&#13;
Garvey said.&#13;
"There has been a tremendous&#13;
amount of right-wing&#13;
money poured into campaigns&#13;
and if you're not outraged&#13;
then something's wrong."&#13;
Garvey cited the reports of&#13;
former Reagan budget director&#13;
David Stockman as evidence&#13;
for the incompetence of&#13;
the administration. "They&#13;
knew they were deceiving the&#13;
American people," he continued.&#13;
"They have eliminated&#13;
the family farm, and thousands&#13;
of small businesses&#13;
have fallen apart."&#13;
The race in Wisconsin is of&#13;
national importance, Garvey&#13;
believes. "If we Democrats&#13;
win in Maryland, South Dakota,&#13;
Florida and Wisconsin,&#13;
then we can regain control of&#13;
the senate," he said.&#13;
Garvey is against aid to the&#13;
contra forces in Nicaragua,&#13;
and does not agree with the&#13;
President's actions in Libya.&#13;
"It's dangerous to return to&#13;
the imperial president," he&#13;
said. "The War Powers Act&#13;
forces the President to consult&#13;
the Congress; the Soviets&#13;
knew the planes were in the&#13;
air before the Congress did."&#13;
State senator Gary George,&#13;
like Garvey, believes this senate&#13;
race is important.&#13;
"The big questions are how&#13;
"Mr. Kasten may be&#13;
popular with some&#13;
municipal officials, but&#13;
that is only because he is&#13;
able to bring home the&#13;
bacon."&#13;
- Gary George&#13;
do you work for economic development&#13;
and peace between&#13;
nations," he said. "The first&#13;
issue that has to be addressed&#13;
is the fiscal irresponsibility —&#13;
it's a mess and the. budget&#13;
has not been balanced."&#13;
Reagan has accumulated&#13;
more debts than all other&#13;
presidents combined, George&#13;
stressed. "We are mortgaging&#13;
our children's future," he&#13;
said.&#13;
The family farms are unable&#13;
to financially survive, he&#13;
continued, and all the&#13;
farmers are unable to compete&#13;
overseas.&#13;
"Mr. Kasten may be popular&#13;
with some municipal officials,&#13;
but that is only because&#13;
he is able to pretend that he&#13;
is bringing home the bacon,"&#13;
George said.&#13;
"I differ from most democrats&#13;
because I believe the&#13;
U.S. has to be very vigilant&#13;
against the Soviet threat," he&#13;
continued. "We should worry&#13;
about Nicaragua and have a&#13;
strong, not wasteful, defense&#13;
because the Soviet doctrine&#13;
calls for the collapse of capitalism."&#13;
George does not support the&#13;
President's proposed $100&#13;
million in aid to the contras.&#13;
"The President seems to&#13;
stumble from one crisis to another&#13;
and has showed inconsistent&#13;
foreign policy," he&#13;
said. "We must push for democratic&#13;
governments instead&#13;
of s ocialist or marxist ones."&#13;
The President's actions in&#13;
Libya, however, are supported&#13;
by George. "I believe in&#13;
time of crisis we have to&#13;
stand behind the President,"&#13;
he said. "We have to wait for&#13;
the evidence, but the President&#13;
has to be concerned&#13;
about American interests."&#13;
Former Democratic Party&#13;
Chair Flynn said he was appearing&#13;
at the debate to seek&#13;
the help and support of the&#13;
people.&#13;
"The strength of America&#13;
is her former service men,&#13;
agriculture, full employment,&#13;
and nrofitable businesses,"&#13;
Flynn said. "We need to expand&#13;
job training and creation&#13;
and change the tax&#13;
codes."&#13;
Robert Kasten is the best&#13;
senator money can buy, according&#13;
to Flynn.&#13;
"Right now we have a senate&#13;
that is loyal to interest&#13;
groups," he continued. "We&#13;
need a fighting senator from&#13;
the state of Wisconsin, not a&#13;
third one from Texas," he&#13;
said, alluding to Kasten's contributions&#13;
from out-of-state&#13;
organizations.&#13;
"We need to snatch the senate&#13;
away from the special inters!&#13;
groups and I need your&#13;
help." he said, "I want the&#13;
vote of every working person&#13;
here today."&#13;
Flynn like Garvey and&#13;
George opposes the President's&#13;
proposed $100 million&#13;
dollars in contra aid, and opposes&#13;
the bombing in Libya.&#13;
"Moammar Khaddafy is a&#13;
madman, but if he died tomorrow,&#13;
there would still be&#13;
terrorism," he said.&#13;
These three candidates will&#13;
compete in a primary in&#13;
September and the winner&#13;
will face Robert Kasten in&#13;
November.&#13;
Attention R. A. Applicants!&#13;
Applications and information about Resident&#13;
Assistant positions in UW-Parkside's new&#13;
residence halls will be available Monday, May&#13;
5, at the Information Desk on the D-2 level of t he&#13;
Parkside Union. Applications and&#13;
recommendations must be received in the&#13;
Student Life Office, Union 209 by June 6,1986.&#13;
Requirements include:&#13;
• Sophomore, junior, senior or graduate student&#13;
standing&#13;
• Good standing at Parkside (Academic and&#13;
Collegiate Skills)&#13;
• Minimum 2.25 GPA&#13;
• Registered for 12 to 15 credit hours in Fall,&#13;
1986&#13;
• Will live in new residence halls&#13;
• Strong leadership, interpersonal,&#13;
communication and organizational skills&#13;
ALSO AVAILABLE:&#13;
Student position of Assistant Director&#13;
(Operations)&#13;
Requirements are the same as for a resident&#13;
assistant (above)excepf applicants must be&#13;
registred for a minimum of 6 credits hours in fall,&#13;
1986 and must have "hands on" mechanical and&#13;
maintenance experience.&#13;
A Week at the Park:&#13;
Play is the main event&#13;
EVENTS&#13;
Thursday, May 1&#13;
Seminar: "Financial Management"&#13;
starts at 8:30 a.m.&#13;
in Union 207. Call ext. 2047 for&#13;
details. Sponsored by the&#13;
Small Business Development&#13;
Center.&#13;
Workshop: "Local Fund&#13;
Raising for Non-Profit Organizations"&#13;
starts at 8:30 a.m.&#13;
in Union 104. Call ext. 2312 for&#13;
details. Sponsored by the Continuing&#13;
Education Office.&#13;
Movie: "The Gods Must Be&#13;
Crazy" will be shown at 7:30&#13;
p.m. in the Union Cinema. All&#13;
AN INVITATION&#13;
TO TOUCH THE SKY&#13;
Your hard work, education and determination&#13;
can lead to a special life. Serve your country as&#13;
an Air Force pilot. The rewards are great. The&#13;
challenges unsurpassed. If you're a college&#13;
graduate and think you have what it takes to be&#13;
an Air Force pilot, Aim High. Talk to an Air&#13;
Force recruiter for complete details. Accept&#13;
the invitation to touch the sky.&#13;
FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT:&#13;
TSgt. Metz&#13;
(414)964-8880&#13;
On the leading edge of t echnology&#13;
seats are sold for the Thursday&#13;
Foreign Film Series.&#13;
Concert: featuring the&#13;
Parkside Wind Ensemble&#13;
starting at 8 p.m. in the Communication&#13;
Arts Theatre. Admission&#13;
at the door is $1 for&#13;
senior citizens and Parkside&#13;
students, faculty and staff&#13;
and $2 for others.&#13;
Saturday, May 3&#13;
Movie: "The Gods Must Be&#13;
Crazy" will be repeated at 8&#13;
p.m. in the Union Cinema. All&#13;
seats are sold.&#13;
Sunday, May 4&#13;
Movie: "The Gods Must Be&#13;
Crazy" will be repeated at 2&#13;
p.m. in the Union Cinema.&#13;
Tickets for the Sunday Foreign&#13;
Film Series will be available&#13;
at the door.&#13;
Concert: with the Parkside&#13;
Guitar Ensemble starting at 3&#13;
p.m. in GR 103. The concert&#13;
is free and open to the public.&#13;
Tuesday, May 6&#13;
Seminar: "Cash Flow Analysis"&#13;
starts at 7 p.m. in&#13;
Union 106. Sponsored by the&#13;
Small Business Development&#13;
Center.&#13;
Wednesday, May 7&#13;
Short Course: "Abraham&#13;
Lincoln's Murder" starts at 7&#13;
p.m. Call ext. 2312 for details.&#13;
Sponsored by the Continuing&#13;
Education Office.&#13;
Thursday, May 8&#13;
Play: "The Trojan&#13;
Women" starts at 10 a.m. and&#13;
again at 8 p.m. in the Communication&#13;
Arts Theatre. Admission&#13;
is $4 for Parkside students,&#13;
faculty, staff and senior&#13;
citizens and $5 for others.&#13;
Call ext. 2564 for more details.&#13;
RANGER&#13;
— T SS^m^V^ •"."1 ——i—1» Drama department Grad programmed future&#13;
presents tragedy&#13;
Euripedes' Greek tragedy&#13;
"Trojan Women," adapted by&#13;
the French philosopher Jean-&#13;
Paul Sartre, is the spring&#13;
main stage production at&#13;
Parkside.&#13;
Performances, all in the&#13;
Communication Arts Theater,&#13;
are at 8 p.m. on Thursday,&#13;
Friday and Saturday, May&#13;
8,9, and 10.&#13;
The play was rescheduled&#13;
from an earlier date.&#13;
Admission is $4 for senior&#13;
citizens and students, staff&#13;
and faculty, $5 for others.&#13;
The play, directed by dramatic&#13;
arts lecturer Lisa Kornetsky,&#13;
is a 1965 adaptation&#13;
by Sartre of Euripedes' classic,&#13;
powerful anti-war drama,&#13;
originally written in 415 B.C.&#13;
"Euripedes' play is one of&#13;
the strongest anti-war statements&#13;
ever made," Kornetsky&#13;
said.&#13;
Cast members include,&#13;
from Kenosha, Beth Knutter,&#13;
Vicki Lessard and Missy&#13;
Weaver; from Racine, Sue&#13;
Schaller, Travis Schaller&#13;
(Sue's 5-year-old son), Rick&#13;
Luehr, Ernestine Weisinger,&#13;
Mary Woods, Gretchen Katt,&#13;
Maral Mahdasian, Paula&#13;
Thome-Eppers, Connie Kowalski.&#13;
Bill Serpe, Lori Minneti&#13;
and John Weatherall.&#13;
The cast also includes Debora&#13;
Ryback, Sturtevant, Andy&#13;
Holahan, Lake Geneva, and&#13;
Sandra Boren, Milwaukee.&#13;
by Laureen Wawro&#13;
Attention! Applied Computer&#13;
Science majors: All those&#13;
computer programs you've&#13;
been writing are not a wasted&#13;
effort, according to 1984 graduate&#13;
Debbie Justman.&#13;
Justman, an analyst/&#13;
programmer and information&#13;
systems analyst at A.O Smith&#13;
Data Systems says that although&#13;
you never use those&#13;
programs in the real world,&#13;
they teach you important concepts&#13;
that could help land you&#13;
in a challenging, high paying&#13;
career.&#13;
But Justman stresses that&#13;
you have to do your homework&#13;
in more than your classes.&#13;
Even if you have a great&#13;
grade point average, you&#13;
have to know how to go about&#13;
landing that all-important&#13;
first job.&#13;
"I did a lot of work with the&#13;
placement office," says Justman,&#13;
adding that the services&#13;
they offer to students are&#13;
"absolutely excellent." Justman&#13;
prepared for her oncampus&#13;
interviews by doing a&#13;
mock interview with Career&#13;
Counselor Beverly Burnell,&#13;
and says that communication&#13;
skills are also necessary to&#13;
set you apart from the pack.&#13;
"If you can't communicate,"&#13;
says Justman, "they&#13;
just can't pick you out from&#13;
the rest of the people who&#13;
might be just as qualified."&#13;
Justman took a public speaking&#13;
class, and says that eventhough&#13;
she was at first wary&#13;
about giving speeches, it&#13;
turned out to be the most ben-&#13;
"SlR, WHAT HAVE YOU&#13;
LEARNED IN YOUR&#13;
DISCUSSIONS WITH OUR&#13;
EURO PEAN ALU ES, CONCERN I N6i&#13;
LIBYA ? *&#13;
FRANKLY, I'M ASHAMED&#13;
rUEY WOULD REFUSE TO&#13;
TAKE A STANCE SlHPLY&#13;
BECAUSE THEIR LIBYAN&#13;
"PES SPBLL M-O'N'E-Yl&#13;
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See any&#13;
AFRICA, ANP OUR STANCE/similarity.&#13;
0/VTHAT ISSUEP" ' J&#13;
i x ,&#13;
A&#13;
eficial class she ever took at&#13;
Parkside. "By the end of the&#13;
class you learn how to deliver&#13;
a speech well, what people&#13;
look for and how to make&#13;
your audiance attentive. It&#13;
was invaluable."&#13;
Justman, who was a double&#13;
major in applied computer&#13;
science and business, with a&#13;
minor in economics, says that&#13;
it was also important that&#13;
many of the classes she took&#13;
outside of her major were&#13;
also related to her two majors.&#13;
Did all of her hard work&#13;
pay off? You bet it did. She&#13;
was offered a job at First&#13;
Wisconsin, but turned it down&#13;
in favor of A.O. Smith, because&#13;
she felt the atmosphere&#13;
at A.O. Smith was more relaxed,&#13;
and because she would&#13;
be given alot more responsibility&#13;
there.&#13;
She says she's responsible&#13;
for the electronic mail system&#13;
and all the hardware at A.O.&#13;
Smith, and that her job is a&#13;
real challenge. "I just love&#13;
it," she says.&#13;
Her advice to current students?&#13;
"Figure out early&#13;
what you want to do," adding&#13;
that since she knew as a&#13;
freshman what she wanted to&#13;
pursue, she didn't waste her&#13;
time taking alot of courses&#13;
that had no bearing on the&#13;
goals she was reaching for.&#13;
Plan changed for continuing students&#13;
Mandatory meal requirement dropped!&#13;
We heard&#13;
your comments&#13;
at registration&#13;
last week&#13;
You didn't want&#13;
mandatory meal plans ranging&#13;
from $360 to $540 per semester as a condition&#13;
for living in the new UW-Parkside residence&#13;
halls.&#13;
We've therefore dropped the mandatory meat&#13;
plan in favor of the following much less&#13;
expensive and more flexible plan for continuing&#13;
students only&#13;
• A $130 per semester food plan which can be&#13;
used to buy prepared food from any food&#13;
service area on campus OR&#13;
• Which can be used to buy food which you can&#13;
prepare in your apartment kitchen&#13;
New student housing opening Fall, 1986&#13;
This new plan reduces the minimum cost of&#13;
room and board for a semester from $1,044&#13;
to $814, THE LOWEST COST IN THE UW&#13;
SYSTEM&#13;
This special plan is for continuing UW-P&#13;
students only and is good for the 1986-87&#13;
year (Continuing students are those who have&#13;
completed 12 credits this academic year)&#13;
FOR HOUSING APPLICATIONS,&#13;
CONTACT THE HOUSING OFFICE&#13;
IN THE UNION&#13;
8 Thursday, May 1, 1986 RANGER&#13;
Students receive awards for their efforts&#13;
The annual Scholarship&#13;
Day on Sunday, April 27, resulted&#13;
in awards and honors&#13;
for more than 100 students.&#13;
The program was sponsored&#13;
by the campus Awards&#13;
and Ceremonies Committee,&#13;
chaired by dramatic arts professor&#13;
Skelly Warren. The&#13;
event included remarks by&#13;
Peter Hoff, recipient of a 1985&#13;
distinguished Teaching&#13;
Award, and the awards were&#13;
presented by Acting Chancellor&#13;
Mary Elizabeth Shutler.&#13;
Irvin G. Wyllie scholarships&#13;
of $500 each, named for Parkside's&#13;
founding chancellor,&#13;
went to Scott Ballantyne and&#13;
Kay Rouse, both of Racine.&#13;
Bernard C. Tallent Scholarships&#13;
of $500 each, named for&#13;
the former dean of the University's&#13;
Kenosha campus,&#13;
went to Jeffrey Beyer, Racine,&#13;
and Karen Vyvyan,&#13;
Union Grove.&#13;
Kenneth L. Greenquist&#13;
Scholarships of $300 each,&#13;
named for the former university&#13;
regent and Racine attorney&#13;
and civic leader, went to&#13;
Kimberly Kranich and Robin&#13;
White, both of Racine.&#13;
William W. Petrie Scholarships&#13;
in Labor and Industrial&#13;
Relations of $250 each, named&#13;
for the current Parkside faculty&#13;
member, went to Ralph&#13;
Kamphuis, Kenosha, and&#13;
John Button, Lake Geneva.&#13;
The $400 DeRose Scholarship&#13;
in Marketing went to&#13;
Gregory Kammer, Kenosha;&#13;
the $300 Sahag Akgulian&#13;
Scholarship in Engineering&#13;
Technology went to Mark&#13;
Christopherson, Racine; and&#13;
Alumni-Athlete awards of&#13;
$500 e ach went to Jacqueline&#13;
Ambassadors named&#13;
The new Campus Ambassadors&#13;
for 1986-87 have been&#13;
chosen. The Campus Ambassadors&#13;
are students who do&#13;
such things as assist with registration,&#13;
lead small group&#13;
discussions at orientation,&#13;
give tours to prospective students&#13;
and conference groups&#13;
on campus and help with recruitment.&#13;
The new Campus Ambassadors&#13;
are: Rich Borkowski, sociology&#13;
major; Jenny Carr,&#13;
English major; Janet Concentine,&#13;
engineering major; Aidred&#13;
Days, criminal justice;&#13;
Kim Kranich, communication&#13;
major; Bev Landreman,&#13;
political science major;&#13;
Kathy Matranga, psychology&#13;
major; Chuck Metz, communication;&#13;
Carol Romano,&#13;
geography major; Kay&#13;
Rouse, international Studies;&#13;
Sandi Saladis, music; Blake&#13;
Topel, education and mathematics&#13;
major; Dan Vogt, undecided;&#13;
and Julie Wunrow,&#13;
business major.&#13;
IF YOU'VE JUST&#13;
GRADUATED INTO DEBT&#13;
HERE'S HOW TO GET OUT.&#13;
If you've gone to college on a National&#13;
Direct Student Loan or a Guaranteed&#13;
Student Loan or a Federally Insured Student&#13;
Loan made after October 1,1975,&#13;
here's a great way to Day them off.&#13;
Get the Army to nelp you do it.&#13;
Instead of taking a long, long time&#13;
paying back that student loan, you spend&#13;
a snort time in the Army, learning a skill,&#13;
and possibly even accumulating additional&#13;
money for college (like a graduate degree)&#13;
via Army College Fund.&#13;
If you qualify, each year you serve&#13;
reduces your indebtedness by one-third,&#13;
or $1,500, whichever amount is greater.&#13;
A 3-year enlistment eliminates your debt.&#13;
It's worth looking into. See your&#13;
Army Recruiter.&#13;
315 52nd St., Kenosha 419 Main St., Racine&#13;
(414)652-2072 (414)634-9042&#13;
ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE.&#13;
Rittmer, Silver Lake, and Andrew&#13;
Buchanan, Kenosha.&#13;
Buchanan also was presented&#13;
the $100 Thomas Decker and&#13;
Ani Buchaklian Award,&#13;
named for two UW-Parkside&#13;
students who died in a car accident&#13;
last year.&#13;
The $200 E nglish Discipline&#13;
Scholarship was presented to&#13;
Diann Settersen, Kenosha,&#13;
and the $100 Sam Poerio&#13;
Scholarship went to Mary&#13;
Theresa Dinelli, Twin Lakes.&#13;
Winning the $500 Racine-&#13;
Kenosha Sales and Marketing&#13;
Executives Scholarship in&#13;
Marketing was Jennifer Lynn&#13;
Sorenson, Kenosha; and winning&#13;
the $200 Racine-Kenosha&#13;
National Association of Accountants&#13;
Scholarships were&#13;
Juanita Aguilar and William&#13;
Greenway, both of Racine.&#13;
Sheila Casteel, Kenosha,&#13;
was presented the $200 Financial&#13;
Executives Institute&#13;
Scholarship in Finance or Accounting&#13;
and Susan Perry,&#13;
Milwaukee, won that organizations&#13;
$200 award for outstanding&#13;
graduate in those&#13;
subjects.&#13;
Receiving Kenosha Foundation&#13;
Scholarships of between&#13;
$300 and $500 were: (all Kenoshans)&#13;
Christopher J. Fuller,&#13;
Sara.H. Gundlach, Natalie&#13;
A. Krah, Tracey A. Kennedy,&#13;
Rachel A. Klees, Patrick&#13;
L. Koehler, Wendy M. Krueger,&#13;
Helen L. Ledanski, Dimitra&#13;
A. Manesis, Matthew&#13;
R. Runde, John M. Schultz,&#13;
Richard W. Wamboldt, and&#13;
Rebecca L. Warren.&#13;
Winning $60 awards in education&#13;
were Linda Roberts,&#13;
Salem, and Robin White, Racine.&#13;
Winning non-cash&#13;
awards in chemistry were&#13;
Cristopher Baierl, Kenosha,&#13;
and John Poehls, Racine.&#13;
About 50 students were&#13;
awarded certificates of recognition&#13;
for academic excellence.&#13;
Those from Kenosha&#13;
and Kenosha County were:&#13;
Ann Althaus, Kristine Kay&#13;
Baumgart, Kathleen Bevers,&#13;
Boni L. Boyd, Patricia M.&#13;
Brennan, Rose M. Callahan,&#13;
Shiela Casteel, Wanda Lynn&#13;
Devine, Lisa Ebener, Robert&#13;
Goll, Peggy Grabowski,&#13;
James R. Holtman, Mark A.&#13;
Hunt, Jeri L. Jackson, Beverly&#13;
Jean Jessen, Ralph Kamphius,&#13;
Rachel Ann Klees,&#13;
Lloyd P. Kollman, Robert E.&#13;
Krause, Wendy Krueger,&#13;
Philip Donat Mercado, David&#13;
Messersmith, Karen Newell,&#13;
and Suzanne J. Preston.&#13;
Those from Racine and Racine&#13;
County were: Scott M.&#13;
Ballantyne, John Brewer,&#13;
Kathryn A. Craig, Bonnie&#13;
Davis, Barbara Davison, Constance&#13;
K. Duff, Lynette Enge,&#13;
Jane Kosempa, Lynn Krupnik,&#13;
Cynthia Kaye Lange,&#13;
Steven Mardis, Nancy L. Maritato,&#13;
Mary Matton, Marjorie&#13;
Jean Richards, Kay C.&#13;
Rouse, Eric Michael Schackmuth,&#13;
Jill Irene Shea,&#13;
Thomas A. Siewert, Karen&#13;
Vyvyan, Wendy Weeks, and&#13;
Robin White.&#13;
Those from other cities&#13;
were: Daniel Bigalke, Delafield,&#13;
John Button, Lake Geneva,&#13;
Brian D. Calendine, Ingleside,&#13;
IL, Kim Emanuelson,&#13;
Zion, IL, Nancy Hill, Franklin,&#13;
Kenneth Leitzen, Great&#13;
Lakes, IL, Stephen Peck,&#13;
Burlington, Lerita Annette&#13;
Richards, Winthrop Harbor,&#13;
IL, and Stevie Schmidt, Liberty&#13;
ville, IL.&#13;
"Parkside Stories" take second&#13;
"The Parkside Stories," an&#13;
anthology of the best short&#13;
fiction produced by Parkside&#13;
students over a 16-year period&#13;
in writing workshops led by&#13;
New Glarus author Herbert&#13;
Kubly, has won second place&#13;
in the book-length fiction&#13;
category of the Council for&#13;
Wisconsin Writers' 1986 writing&#13;
competition.&#13;
The book, published last&#13;
fall, by Northword, a Madison&#13;
publishing firm, contains 12&#13;
short stories by studentauthors&#13;
and a new short story&#13;
by Kubly, who in 1956 won the&#13;
National Book Award for his&#13;
work, "American in Italy."&#13;
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HEEDS&#13;
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RANGER Thursday, May 1, 1986 9&#13;
Housing dream is reality&#13;
by Jenny Carr&#13;
"This is something I have&#13;
been dreaming about for fifteen&#13;
years."&#13;
Shirley Schmerling, Parkside's&#13;
housing coordinator,&#13;
used these words to describe&#13;
the new on-campus housing&#13;
schedule to be ready for occupancy&#13;
on Sept. 1.&#13;
The housing was brought&#13;
about through what Schmerling&#13;
calls a "brand-new, innovative&#13;
way" of financing.&#13;
This was accomplished with&#13;
the efforts of Tom Krimmel,&#13;
Parkside's Director of Development&#13;
and Alumni Affairs,&#13;
and former Chancellor Alan&#13;
Guskin. Schmerling told of&#13;
their repeated efforts to seek&#13;
financing for the housing and&#13;
how Krimmel went to the Kenosha&#13;
County Housing&#13;
Authority and secured their&#13;
permission to use their&#13;
authority for bonding purposes,&#13;
enabling Parkside to&#13;
borrow money at a very low&#13;
interest rate.&#13;
The Alumni Association&#13;
was then able to issue bonds&#13;
that were double tax-exempt.&#13;
The $5 million in bonds were&#13;
sold in one day. This method&#13;
of financing kept the costs&#13;
down and made the rents on&#13;
the units reasonable for the&#13;
students.&#13;
"The units are approximately&#13;
1300 sq. ft., about the&#13;
size of a small house," Schmerling&#13;
reported. "Every&#13;
unit has four bedrooms and&#13;
two bathrooms — two bedrooms&#13;
for two students each&#13;
and two bedrooms for one&#13;
student each. In addition to&#13;
the bedrooms and bathrooms,&#13;
each unit has a kitchen and&#13;
living room and plenty of&#13;
storage space."&#13;
The units will be furnished&#13;
and appliances will be provided.&#13;
Schmerling has taken a&#13;
great deal of pride in selecting&#13;
quality furniture for the&#13;
units. She stressed that it is&#13;
important that the furniture&#13;
be comfortable and have a&#13;
"homey" appeal. Each student&#13;
will have a chest of&#13;
drawers and a desk containing&#13;
a lockable drawer for&#13;
valuables.&#13;
The students will have to&#13;
buy a parking sticker for the&#13;
parking lots surrounding the&#13;
housing units, but this will&#13;
free up parking space on&#13;
campus.&#13;
The housing is open to all&#13;
single students, including&#13;
divorced and widowed students.&#13;
Schmerling is making&#13;
every effort to accommodate&#13;
the housing students. She responded&#13;
to a question concerning&#13;
smoking vs. nonsmoking&#13;
roommates by saying,&#13;
"That is one of the first&#13;
questions we ask. Smokers&#13;
will be living with smokers&#13;
and nonsmokers with nonsmokers.&#13;
I feel this is one of&#13;
the most important things for&#13;
people who are going to be&#13;
living together."&#13;
The rent for the semester&#13;
will be $1368 for the ninemonth&#13;
academic year for a&#13;
double occupancy room. The&#13;
single occupant will pay&#13;
$1728. Heat is included in the&#13;
rent; however, the electric&#13;
bill will be paid by the student&#13;
paying a $50 deposit at&#13;
the beginning of the year, and&#13;
the bill will be deducted from&#13;
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the deposit. The electric bill&#13;
will be divided by the number&#13;
of occupants in a unit, and&#13;
that amount will come off&#13;
each person's deposit.&#13;
Schmerling said "I doubt&#13;
they will have to pay more,&#13;
and I am hoping there will be&#13;
a refund at the end of the&#13;
year." The university is requiring&#13;
a security deposit of&#13;
$150 per student on the apartments.&#13;
There will be a laundry facility&#13;
available and an area&#13;
designed for group events.&#13;
The resident director will live&#13;
in the unit and will plan&#13;
events for residents. Schmerling&#13;
said she envisions sororities&#13;
and fraternities in the future&#13;
for Parkside with the advent&#13;
of on-campus housing.&#13;
"It would be great for this&#13;
campus to have some Greek&#13;
houses here," Schmerling&#13;
concluded.&#13;
Tours of the new housing&#13;
are now being offered on&#13;
Wednesday afternoons at 1:30&#13;
p.m. for up to 17 people per&#13;
tour. The tours will begin atthe&#13;
union information desk.&#13;
After the tours, tourists will&#13;
be invited to the union to&#13;
have complimentary pizza&#13;
and soda. This will be an opportunity&#13;
for students to give&#13;
their feedback concerning the&#13;
housing.&#13;
"It's very exciting," Schmerling&#13;
said. "When I drive&#13;
up to campus and see it (the&#13;
construction), it takes my&#13;
breath away."&#13;
photo by Dave McEvoy&#13;
Housing Coordinator Shirley Schmerling (in dark jacket,&#13;
hands in pockets) prepares to lead a tour of the on-campus&#13;
housingr that will open in August.&#13;
Housing meal plan reduced&#13;
The mandatory meal plan&#13;
for students living in Parkside's&#13;
new on-campus housing&#13;
has been dropped for continuing&#13;
students, according to&#13;
Tom Krimmel, Alumni and&#13;
Development Director.&#13;
Replacing it is a less expensive&#13;
and more flexible food&#13;
plan which, according to&#13;
Krimmel, is closer to what&#13;
continuing students said they&#13;
wanted when they were surveyed&#13;
at registration last&#13;
week.&#13;
The new plan would cost&#13;
$125 per semester, rather&#13;
than the $360 minimum plan&#13;
originally proposed. In addition,&#13;
students could buy prepared&#13;
food at any of the campus'&#13;
food service areas, as&#13;
well as use the plan to buy&#13;
food which they could prepare&#13;
in their apartment&#13;
kitchens.&#13;
Krimmel said the new food&#13;
plan reduces the minimum&#13;
cost of room and board for&#13;
continuing students from&#13;
$1044 a semester to $809, the&#13;
lowest priced mandatory food&#13;
plan in the UW System.&#13;
Krimmel said the new plan&#13;
would be available only to&#13;
continuing students for the&#13;
1986-87 academic year. Continuing&#13;
students are defined&#13;
as those who complete 12&#13;
credits during the 1985-86 academic&#13;
year.&#13;
•°0&#13;
.00&#13;
Krimmel, Pollack at&#13;
Alumnus leaves, but won't forget&#13;
by Gary L. Shneeberger&#13;
Asst. Feature Editor&#13;
Tom Krimmel, director of&#13;
development and alumni affairs,&#13;
has worked at Parkside&#13;
since 1979. His love for the&#13;
campus, however, dates back&#13;
much further.&#13;
Krimmel a Parkside psychology&#13;
graduate, will assume&#13;
the position of vice president&#13;
for development at Antioch&#13;
University, in Yellow&#13;
Springs, Ohio, effective July&#13;
1.&#13;
"We're probably the most&#13;
beautiful campus in the Midwest,"&#13;
Krimmel said recently&#13;
of his alma mater. "And we '&#13;
re a very attractive place to&#13;
come to school. We're between&#13;
Milwaukee and Chicago,&#13;
an easy commute from&#13;
many places. And yet, at the&#13;
same time, we're rural and&#13;
somewhat isolated."&#13;
These attributes, among&#13;
others, Krimmel feels, should&#13;
help attract students from&#13;
outside the area, especially&#13;
with the addition of on-campus&#13;
housing for the fall project&#13;
he spearheaded.&#13;
"Housing is really critical&#13;
to our campus as a way for&#13;
us to serve this area better,"&#13;
Krimmel said. "Right now,&#13;
we lose a lot of good students&#13;
to other areas of th state and&#13;
the rest of the Midwest.&#13;
"We have a kind of trade&#13;
deficit," he continued. "Many&#13;
of the talented students in&#13;
this area leave, and we don't&#13;
attract talented students from&#13;
outside this area-unless we&#13;
offer them athletic scholarships.&#13;
In his professional career&#13;
at Parkside, Krimmel has&#13;
served as coordinator of&#13;
alumni affairs from 1979 to&#13;
1981, as director of alumni&#13;
and placement services from&#13;
1981 to 1983, and assumed his&#13;
present position in 1983. In&#13;
that time, he has earmarked&#13;
weak areas in need&#13;
of improvement.&#13;
"One of the things that is&#13;
frustrating at times is the&#13;
lack of staff," he commented.&#13;
"I look at other UW campuses,&#13;
and I look at my responsibilities&#13;
here, and I see&#13;
so many other staff at other&#13;
schools doing what I've been&#13;
doing alone here.&#13;
"And the same can be said&#13;
of many parts of the university,"&#13;
he went on. "There are&#13;
just too few people to really&#13;
do a job and then to take the&#13;
time to get to personally&#13;
know our students."&#13;
Taking that time to personalize&#13;
relations with students&#13;
is another priority that has&#13;
been overlooked, Krimmel&#13;
we fail to understand the&#13;
whole problem the student&#13;
has, and that the letter is&#13;
probably just going to cause&#13;
more confusion. Changing&#13;
that is something we're going&#13;
to have to continue to work&#13;
on.&#13;
says.&#13;
"Communication is the key&#13;
between staff and students,&#13;
between faculty and students,&#13;
and between students and&#13;
both faculty and staff," he explained.&#13;
"Sometimes, we're&#13;
all so caught up in our work&#13;
that we don't communicate&#13;
with students as well as we&#13;
should."&#13;
"Quite often," he continued,&#13;
"we look at a student as a&#13;
number, as someone who&#13;
needs to get this letter. But&#13;
Parkside will also have to&#13;
continue working on private&#13;
fundraising.&#13;
"I think that's an area that&#13;
needs to be expanded tremendously,"&#13;
he said. "And that's&#13;
where this office should grow&#13;
to do more in terms of raising&#13;
money from corporations,&#13;
foundations, state-planning&#13;
and deferred giving.&#13;
"I do see some good signs&#13;
that people are aware of that.&#13;
And I think someday, the new&#13;
chancellor (Sheila Kaplan)&#13;
will address how we can do a&#13;
better job of raising private&#13;
support for Parkside."&#13;
Although the attitude of the&#13;
new chancellor makes Krimmel&#13;
confident of Parkside's&#13;
future, the chance to work&#13;
with the old one-together&#13;
with an offer which, "was&#13;
too good to refuse" -prompted&#13;
his departure."&#13;
"I made the decision to go&#13;
toAntioch because of A1 Guskin,&#13;
who is president there,"&#13;
Krimmel said. "At Antioch I&#13;
think I have a chance to help&#13;
rebuild the college, and-if&#13;
we 're successful-to obtain&#13;
some national recognition."&#13;
Regardless of the recognition&#13;
he attains, however,&#13;
Krimmel will always remember&#13;
Parkside, and his Parkside&#13;
experience, fondly.&#13;
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Dramatic Arts professor&#13;
Rhoda Gale Pollack, who has&#13;
served as chair of Fine Arts&#13;
division for the past six&#13;
years, will be leaving Parkside&#13;
at the end of the semester&#13;
to accept a post as Dean of&#13;
the College of Fine Arts at&#13;
Wichita State University.&#13;
Pollack has been at Parkside&#13;
since July, 1976, when she&#13;
was brought in by then-Chancellor&#13;
Alan Guskin to start a&#13;
Dramatic Arts discipline. She&#13;
considers these early years to&#13;
be her most important and&#13;
satisfying.&#13;
"I was the only faculty&#13;
member when I came, and&#13;
that first few weeks, I hired a&#13;
costumer and someone to direct&#13;
another production while&#13;
I did the main stage show.&#13;
There was really nothing at&#13;
first," she continued, "I did&#13;
the first phase of the curriculum&#13;
by myself. Out of that&#13;
has come a discipline that&#13;
doesn't need me any more; it&#13;
can survive without me, it's&#13;
been proven. I think we have&#13;
a terrific faculty, and the curriculum&#13;
is sound."&#13;
Pollack says one of her favorite&#13;
times at Parkside was&#13;
when directed the classical&#13;
Greek tragedy "Electra.'&#13;
"To recreate a Greek pla&#13;
in such a way that it is mea&#13;
ningful to a contemporar&#13;
audience and still give i&#13;
spectacle and meaning wa&#13;
an exciting process. Thi&#13;
year we're doing anothe&#13;
Greek tragedy "(The Troja&#13;
Women)", but it's different i&#13;
that, last semester, we had&#13;
class in classical drama, an&#13;
I think that helped some c&#13;
the students to understand i&#13;
"We didn't have a class lik&#13;
that back then," Pollack wen&#13;
on, "so it was interesting t&#13;
bring students along and giv&#13;
them something that, at tha&#13;
point was really very borin;&#13;
to them."&#13;
Pollack's new positio:&#13;
came as a result of her beinj&#13;
nominated by the America:&#13;
Council of Educators. Sr.&#13;
then applied for and got th&#13;
job. Pollack says the positioi&#13;
is primarily administrative&#13;
"However, I do plan to teat i&#13;
one course a year. I reafl;&#13;
enjoy teaching."&#13;
Pollack's appointment i&#13;
also somewhat of a milestone&#13;
in that she is the first Dean o&#13;
the College of Fine Arts win&#13;
is not from the music depart&#13;
ment.&#13;
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student (21 or over)?&#13;
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and financial need?&#13;
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c" departure&#13;
PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE&#13;
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Nora bid farewell&#13;
PFM manager offers food for thought&#13;
by Kimberlie Kranich&#13;
Asst. News Editor&#13;
Behind the daily cafeteria&#13;
specials, at the root of the&#13;
buffets at various awards&#13;
banquets, and between four&#13;
and five hundred additional&#13;
annually catered events,&#13;
stands Pat Nora and his employees.&#13;
After five years as manager&#13;
of Professional Food&#13;
Service Management, Inc.,&#13;
Nora is moving on and will&#13;
become food service director&#13;
at a health care center in Milwaukee.&#13;
"I could name 100 names of&#13;
people who've helped me,"&#13;
said Nora, "I'll miss Parkside&#13;
but I hope to stay active&#13;
with the campus."&#13;
There are many food service&#13;
sponsored events that&#13;
stick out in Nora's mind as&#13;
being unique, but especially&#13;
the luncheon for 1100 people&#13;
in 1983.&#13;
"Pineapples were flown in&#13;
from the Honduras," Nora recalled,&#13;
"and we had to pick&#13;
them up from the airport, hollow&#13;
them out and stuff them&#13;
with chicken salad."&#13;
Nora said the main goal of&#13;
food service is to provide the&#13;
students, faculty, and staff&#13;
with good quality food. Since&#13;
food service is also responsible&#13;
for catering events for&#13;
local businesses, Nora sees&#13;
food service as an "arm of&#13;
the university" that forms a&#13;
"lasting impression of Parkside&#13;
on its clients,"&#13;
"Every event that we cater&#13;
is doing public relations for&#13;
the university," he said.&#13;
At such events Nora&#13;
catches bits of people's conversations,&#13;
which reveal&#13;
much about their attitude toward&#13;
Parkside. "It's disheartening&#13;
to me, "said Nora, "to&#13;
be at a dinner and hear people&#13;
say what a beautiful campus&#13;
Parkside is and admit to&#13;
never having been here before."&#13;
Over the past three years&#13;
Nora said he's seen a sharp&#13;
drop in the number of students&#13;
who stick around on&#13;
campus after classes. He said&#13;
that the university lacks direction&#13;
and hopes that chancellor&#13;
Sheila Kaplan will fill&#13;
this void.&#13;
"Parkside is a good&#13;
school," said Nora, "Part of&#13;
the blame (for lack of direction)&#13;
lies in the inconsistent&#13;
efforts of the university to&#13;
help students find jobs for&#13;
themselves in the community."&#13;
The key to retaining students,&#13;
Nora feels, is to develop&#13;
a strong program by&#13;
working with the community.&#13;
But, added Nora, "If I knew&#13;
how to solve the problem, I'd&#13;
be in education or administration,&#13;
and not food service."&#13;
e&#13;
lg Rhoda Gale Pollack&#13;
"It's not going to be easy to&#13;
n leave Parkside," Pollack&#13;
g says. "I have good friends&#13;
n here and a sense of having&#13;
e been part of building somee&#13;
thing. Fine Arts was being&#13;
n started as a division in the&#13;
!. fall of 1976 when I came, so&#13;
h I've grown up with that diviy&#13;
sion, and been a part of it.&#13;
"And in its ten years of exs&#13;
istence," she concluded, "I've&#13;
e been chair for six, so I really&#13;
f identify with it, and feel that&#13;
o I helped it grow as a division&#13;
as well as having helped the&#13;
Dramatic arts discipline."&#13;
12 Thursday, May 1,1986&#13;
Organization council sponsors year-end picnic&#13;
by Bill Serpe&#13;
"This picnic is getting bigger&#13;
and better every&#13;
minute," said Vernon Spaulding,&#13;
"and we've even secured&#13;
a guarantee for good weather."&#13;
Spaulding, a member of the&#13;
"SOC Picnic at the End"&#13;
committee says all systems&#13;
are go and the event shows&#13;
all the signs of being lots of&#13;
fun for the entire Parkside&#13;
community.&#13;
"Everyone is having fun&#13;
getting ready for Saturday&#13;
May 10. Chris Baierl of the&#13;
P.S.G.A. Senate has been appointed&#13;
Chief Antagonist in&#13;
his efforts to sign up volunteers&#13;
to be "dunkees" in the&#13;
Dunk Tank they are providing."&#13;
According to Baierl,&#13;
"All proceeds raised by this&#13;
event will go to the Child&#13;
Care Center Scholarship&#13;
fund."&#13;
A hospital bed race will be&#13;
run by PAB, and a bartenders&#13;
obstacle race will be&#13;
sponsored by the Union. BSO&#13;
is taking entry forms for their&#13;
Whiffle-Baseball tournament&#13;
and peer Support is making a&#13;
list of games like three legged&#13;
races that will require a&#13;
student and an advisor to run&#13;
together.&#13;
"We're looking to provide&#13;
events that will attract people&#13;
of all ages from the university&#13;
community as well as&#13;
from all areas." A memo was&#13;
sent out to all faculty, staff&#13;
and administrators inviting&#13;
them to come out and play at&#13;
the Picnic. "We'd like to see&#13;
a team from student services&#13;
in the hospital bed race, or a&#13;
mixed faculty/staff team representing&#13;
a discipline get into&#13;
the whiffle ball tournament,"&#13;
said Spaulding.&#13;
The day will begin at 10&#13;
a.m. with the second annual&#13;
Volleyoop tournament. Entry&#13;
forms • a re available from&#13;
PAC representative Alice&#13;
Johnson. There will be a sixteen&#13;
team limit. Following&#13;
that tournament there may&#13;
be a match between PSGA&#13;
and PSE. "They beat us during&#13;
winter Carnival" said Adrian&#13;
Serrzno, "so now we're&#13;
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YEAR.&#13;
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THE END&#13;
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Advance ticket sales for the&#13;
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tickets will be two dollars for&#13;
club members, said Spaulding,&#13;
"and must be purchased&#13;
by a designated club representative.&#13;
We're doing it this&#13;
way to help encourage people&#13;
to join that club or organization&#13;
that they've been thinking&#13;
about joing all year." All&#13;
other tickets will be four dollars.&#13;
And sales at the door&#13;
will be four dollars. "The&#13;
ticket price includes a picnic&#13;
type meal," said Spaulding,&#13;
"Beer and soda will be sold&#13;
separately and those tickets&#13;
will be good at the entire&#13;
END celebration."&#13;
"We are working with the&#13;
Ranger to have them run a&#13;
pie throwing booth. We are&#13;
also working on an Art fair&#13;
with the Art Addicts and&#13;
would like to get some sort of&#13;
concert from the music department,"&#13;
commented&#13;
Spaulding. "These ideas are&#13;
still in the works, and we&#13;
would be willing to accept&#13;
any others ideas. We're so excited&#13;
we know we can put&#13;
anything together for a really&#13;
great Picnic on May 10."&#13;
Artists win at show&#13;
Steve Pfarr, Kenosha, stands next to his acrylic painting titled&#13;
"Happy Hour." The work was selected as best of show&#13;
in the Parkside student art show.&#13;
Susan Ruetz, of Racine, stands next to her winning work&#13;
"My Night Life," a mixed media piece that won a $30 cash&#13;
award in the current Parkside student art show on display&#13;
through today.&#13;
Creation of the universe discussed&#13;
The School of Metaphysics,&#13;
a nonprofit educational and&#13;
service institute, will offer to&#13;
the public a free lecture on&#13;
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evening at 7:30 p.m. The&#13;
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with numbers, can understand&#13;
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Advisor&#13;
By Hans W. Hauschild&#13;
"Working with her and getting&#13;
to know her is a very&#13;
memorable experience," said&#13;
one student.&#13;
"Dedicated, supportive, devoted&#13;
and enthusiastic" is&#13;
how some other students described&#13;
Anna Williams Associated&#13;
Professor of life science.&#13;
Dr. Williams was named&#13;
Advisor Of the Year at the&#13;
awards dinner held on April&#13;
18. Williams has been teaching&#13;
for 17 years in the UW&#13;
system, beginning at Madison&#13;
before coming to Parkside.&#13;
She also taught music two&#13;
years in high school and is involved&#13;
with the pre-med club&#13;
at Parkside.&#13;
of the Year gets involved with students&#13;
Williams' students appreciate&#13;
her and the help and support&#13;
she has given them. Life&#13;
science major Phil Mercado&#13;
said "At times she can be a&#13;
little bit overbearing, but the&#13;
majority of the time she is&#13;
really helpful." Mercado will&#13;
be attending medical school&#13;
in the fall.&#13;
"Hard working," "nice&#13;
bunch," "cooperative" and&#13;
"career motivated" is how&#13;
Williams describes her students.&#13;
Many do volunteer&#13;
work at hospitals and hospices&#13;
in the Kenosha-Racine&#13;
area. They also volunteer for&#13;
campus events such as blood&#13;
drives and the Great American&#13;
Smokeout, which is Williams'&#13;
and her students' favorite.&#13;
Williams said she is glad&#13;
that the pre-professional students&#13;
at Parkside do not sabotage&#13;
the other students&#13;
work. "At many schools, the&#13;
competition is so great in the&#13;
pre-professional programs&#13;
that students sabotage each&#13;
others work. Here they are&#13;
very cooperative; they try to&#13;
help the other students," said&#13;
Williams.&#13;
When Williams was a student&#13;
she first majored in&#13;
chemistry, but realized that&#13;
there was much investigating&#13;
to do in biology. "The challenges&#13;
of some of the problems&#13;
involved in biology was&#13;
why I got interested with biology.&#13;
I hope my students continue&#13;
to get excited and investigate&#13;
problems in biology&#13;
and medicine."&#13;
Williams has done much research&#13;
on cancer and microbiology.&#13;
In the future, she&#13;
plans to continue that research&#13;
and to continue advising&#13;
and teaching.&#13;
Some things Williams likes&#13;
at Parkside are the Advising&#13;
Center and the size of the&#13;
campus, both physically and&#13;
in the small number of students.&#13;
"The people in science&#13;
are not isolated from the&#13;
people in humanities and&#13;
social science," she says, in&#13;
reference to the size of the&#13;
school. She also likes that studnretrni&#13;
tns Jgheotr utoH ukinsnopw? each other&#13;
When not busy in the lab or&#13;
teaching, she helps at the Advising&#13;
Center. She feels that&#13;
it was one of the greatest improvements&#13;
at Parkside because&#13;
students now have a&#13;
place to go to get official information&#13;
and answers.&#13;
Williams strongly supports&#13;
the biology alliance which&#13;
was organized by Joseph Balsano,&#13;
professor of life science.&#13;
In this program, university&#13;
people help the area&#13;
school children get involved&#13;
and excited about many types&#13;
of s cience at an early age.&#13;
"I'm really excited about&#13;
the program," she concluded.&#13;
"I've already received many&#13;
letters from students I set up&#13;
an experiment for."&#13;
by Paul Berge&#13;
RANGER&#13;
- A&#13;
Thursday, May 1, 1986 15&#13;
Mo vie Comedians&#13;
McLean critiques Neibaur&#13;
By Dr. Andrew M. McLean&#13;
Special to the Ranger&#13;
If you enjoy reading Jim&#13;
Neibaur's articles in the&#13;
"Ranger", or if you enjoy&#13;
having Jim in class, you'll&#13;
love reading his 'Movie Comedians&#13;
: The Complete&#13;
Guide' (McFarland &amp; Co.,&#13;
1986). This 247 page study is a&#13;
work of love. Neibaur loves&#13;
:ilms; he especially loves to&#13;
watch film comedy. In this&#13;
book he loves to talk about&#13;
them.&#13;
Comedy is central to the&#13;
history of film. The Lumiere&#13;
brothers made the first moving&#13;
pictures in Paris in 1896.&#13;
These included comic scenes.&#13;
Another Frenchman, Max&#13;
Linder, was the first internationally&#13;
famous comedian.&#13;
You may not have heard of&#13;
him. However, you do know&#13;
such early American film&#13;
comics as Chaplin, Keaton,&#13;
Laurel &amp; Hardy, and W.C.&#13;
Fields.&#13;
But what about Harold&#13;
Lloyd, Charley Chase, Clark&#13;
&amp; McCollugh, or the Ritz&#13;
Brothers? And how many&#13;
films did Bob Hope, Red Skelton,&#13;
Danny Kaye, Jacques&#13;
Tati, Jerry Lewis, Mel&#13;
Brooks, The Marx Brothers,&#13;
Woody Allen or Abbott and&#13;
Costello make? Neibaur provides&#13;
the answer in his carefully&#13;
prepared filmography&#13;
that ends each chapter. This&#13;
lists the films title, year of release,&#13;
main actors, and director.&#13;
Filmographies are very important.&#13;
They document an&#13;
actor or director's film&#13;
achievement. Digging up&#13;
such information is not easy.&#13;
It involves research, luck,&#13;
and a lot of work. Early films&#13;
often no longer exist. Movie&#13;
production companies do not&#13;
often keep accurate records.&#13;
Neibaur has assembled accurate&#13;
information about the&#13;
films made by some fifty film&#13;
comedians over the last one&#13;
hundred years. Many students&#13;
and scholars will use&#13;
this book.&#13;
A brief biographical-critical&#13;
sketch of each comedian precedes&#13;
the filmography. Often&#13;
this sketch is much too brief.&#13;
More needs to be said, for example,&#13;
about minor comedians&#13;
of the '30s and '40s.&#13;
Jack Benny, Clark &amp; McCollagh,&#13;
Andy Clyde, and Olsen&#13;
and Johnson are "minor" comedians&#13;
but all significantly&#13;
influenced the development of&#13;
film comedy. And most often&#13;
we know least about these&#13;
kinds of comedians.&#13;
But Neibaur's purpose is to&#13;
provide a "guide" to film&#13;
comedy. This he does rather&#13;
well. Most students reading&#13;
this book will learn about&#13;
comics whose movies they&#13;
probably have never seen.&#13;
And many current comics as&#13;
well. Neibaur gives a thumbnail&#13;
sketch that whets the appetite.&#13;
Fatty Arbuckle's career,&#13;
for example, ended suddenly&#13;
in 1921. He was accused of&#13;
raping and murdering actress&#13;
Virginia Rappe. "Newspapers&#13;
painted ugly accounts of the&#13;
big monster taking sexual advantage&#13;
of the meek, hapless&#13;
virgin. Circumstances later&#13;
proved Arbuckle innocent of&#13;
the charges, while Miss&#13;
Rappe was revealed to be not&#13;
the wide-eyed virgin the press&#13;
had created." For more detailed&#13;
accounts there are&#13;
books and articles in the library.&#13;
(Unfortunately Neibaur&#13;
provides no footnotes for&#13;
these sources; a bibliography&#13;
lists only 18 books.)&#13;
Neibaur assumes the reader&#13;
is somewhat familiar with&#13;
film history. The detailed example&#13;
is often missing. Mack&#13;
Sennett, we are told "learned&#13;
his craft" from Griffith, "borrowed&#13;
from the farce of the&#13;
French cinema." The reader&#13;
would like to know more&#13;
about the craft and the borrowing.&#13;
Neibaur's comments on the&#13;
Marx Brothers and Red Skelton&#13;
convinces me I should try&#13;
to enjoy these films.&#13;
Excellent photos accompany&#13;
each chapter. The physical&#13;
appearance of a comic actor&#13;
often is his trademark. Finally,&#13;
a 21 page appendix lists&#13;
supporting players and secondary&#13;
clowns. Anyone wanting&#13;
some quick information&#13;
on such people will find it&#13;
here.&#13;
Neibaur's study makes a&#13;
significant contribution to&#13;
scholarship on film comedy.&#13;
He is knowledgeable and he&#13;
has done his homework well.&#13;
He gets an "A" in my book.&#13;
Thanks, Jim, for doing such a&#13;
fine job!&#13;
The Great German Films&#13;
Interesting, intelligent study&#13;
by Jim Neibaur&#13;
Feature Editor&#13;
Citadel's "The Great German&#13;
Films" by Frederick Ott&#13;
is an intelligant, analytical&#13;
study of an important aspect&#13;
of motion pictures.&#13;
Ott, author of "The Films&#13;
of Fritz Lang," extends his&#13;
knowledge of German filmmaking&#13;
with this study,&#13;
presenting important German&#13;
features over the past seventy-&#13;
odd years in order to demonstrate&#13;
that country's cinematic&#13;
development and the&#13;
types of films each particular&#13;
era called for.&#13;
Complete studies are enjoyed&#13;
by such classics as Murnau's&#13;
"The Last Laugh," a silent&#13;
film that is remarkable&#13;
in its using no title cards and&#13;
perfecting the moving camera&#13;
technique, as will as Fritz&#13;
Lang's "M;" a brilliant, exciting&#13;
story of a notorious&#13;
child murderer and and his&#13;
painful comeupance.&#13;
Ott's is easily the definitive&#13;
book on German films and&#13;
filmmaking, making it an essential&#13;
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Mr. Superharp himself."&#13;
Cotton's story is the stuff of&#13;
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Sonnyboy Williamson, and entered&#13;
the blues world as a&#13;
harpist with Williamson,&#13;
Howlin' Wolf and Muddy Waters.&#13;
On "Live from Chicago,"&#13;
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harp playing in front&#13;
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blues styles, from the&#13;
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blues to the down&#13;
and dirty shouting that has so&#13;
greatly influenced rock and&#13;
roll.&#13;
Cotton has been known to&#13;
go through twenty to thirty&#13;
harmonicas per month when&#13;
working steadily. He was&#13;
once said to have blown the&#13;
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during a performance, covering&#13;
with the line, "I'm just&#13;
warming up."&#13;
"Live from Chicago" follows&#13;
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the most important, passionate&#13;
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Sleeping Beauty • • •&#13;
Disney re-released&#13;
Gary Moore&#13;
by Jim Neibaur&#13;
Feature Editor&#13;
"Sleeping Beauty" is Walt&#13;
Disney's most expensive&#13;
work as well as one of his&#13;
least interesting.&#13;
Filmed over a six year period&#13;
at the then astronomical&#13;
cost of six millioin dollars,&#13;
"Sleeping Beauty" is still&#13;
among the most expensive&#13;
cartoon productions ever created.&#13;
But while the effects&#13;
and animation are staggering&#13;
at times, the film has far less&#13;
substance than virtually any&#13;
of the cartoon features made&#13;
while Disney was alive.&#13;
The film's realism (the&#13;
Prince is so lifelike his battle&#13;
with the dragon is frightening)&#13;
makes it interesting, but&#13;
this becomes somewhat of a&#13;
hindrance to the fantasy. The&#13;
film's appeal is further limited&#13;
by its lack of comedy&#13;
characters (the dwarfs in&#13;
"Snow White," the mice in&#13;
"Cinderella," etc.), the fairies&#13;
being rather bland little&#13;
additions. And, finally, there&#13;
is little other than the dragon&#13;
slaying sequence to appeal to&#13;
boys who feel they're too old&#13;
for a sticky fairy story.&#13;
Yet "Sleeping Beauty"&#13;
looks a lot better in re-release&#13;
than it did in 1959 with a&#13;
plethora of fine disney works&#13;
to compare it to. Today, when&#13;
compared to the likes of "He-&#13;
Man" and "The Smurfs" it&#13;
looks far, far superior.&#13;
The film is also somewhat&#13;
of a milestone. Its lack of success&#13;
ended Disney's association&#13;
with fairy tales, all subsequent&#13;
cartoon features&#13;
dealing with kids, dogs, and&#13;
other animals. Thus "Sleeping&#13;
Beauty" marked the end&#13;
of an era at Walt Disney studios.&#13;
Former Lizzy guitarist releases his second solo album&#13;
by Jim Neibaur&#13;
Feature Editor&#13;
Gary Moore's latest Atlantic&#13;
release, "Run for Cover,"&#13;
is basically an extension of&#13;
his Thin Lizzy roots.&#13;
The former Lizzy guitarist,&#13;
who had a hit last year with&#13;
an emotional cover of The&#13;
Yardbirds' "Shapes of&#13;
Things," seems a bit too&#13;
caught up in his seventies&#13;
album rock roots. "Run for&#13;
Coyer" is basically insubstantial&#13;
power pop, containing the&#13;
rudiments of a now-defunct&#13;
rock and roll sub-genre.&#13;
While Thin * L izzy (like&#13;
Foghat, Boston, Wishbone&#13;
Ash or Aerosmith) can be&#13;
considered among the archetypical&#13;
seventies album rock&#13;
bands, their sound serves&#13;
only as pleasantly energetic&#13;
nostalgia during this period of&#13;
the electronic political message.&#13;
Moore's attempt to extend&#13;
this sound into the present&#13;
era seems a bit forced, expecially&#13;
in his attempts to "contemporize"&#13;
this style by adding&#13;
doses of technology.&#13;
"Run for Cover," however,&#13;
isn't an all-out bad record.&#13;
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while the LP does contain the&#13;
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vocalist/songwriter who&#13;
wrote the LP's best song,&#13;
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Moore could do well to try&#13;
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Clannad Bono&#13;
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Possessing the traditions of&#13;
the Chief tans, yet the raw&#13;
passion of U2, Irish wonders&#13;
Clannad have again produced&#13;
compelling music on "Macalla,"&#13;
an album for those of all&#13;
ages with open ears and&#13;
hearts.&#13;
"Caiselean Oir" is similiar&#13;
to 1982's "Harry's Game," a&#13;
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U2 continue to use to&#13;
close their shows. "Macalla's"&#13;
(Gaelic for echo) best&#13;
asset undeniably is the^haunting&#13;
passion of "In A Life-&#13;
Time." Bono makes a guest&#13;
appearance on this masterpiece&#13;
and presents a side to&#13;
his vocals never seen before.&#13;
Maire and Bono almost mirror&#13;
each others vocals admidst&#13;
a tranquil haze.&#13;
"Macalla" is melodic from&#13;
all points, soothing to the core&#13;
yet too earnest and unique to&#13;
be categorized as only easylistening.&#13;
Clannad are as refreshing&#13;
as the breeze that&#13;
sweeps their Emerald Isle's&#13;
west coast.&#13;
ranger&#13;
One to One&#13;
Light, pure, listenable debut shows potential&#13;
by Jennie Tunkieicz&#13;
The debut album by One to&#13;
One definately shows potential&#13;
for the duo.&#13;
"Forward Your Emotions",&#13;
a Warner Brothers release, is&#13;
a low key, pure and innocent&#13;
approach to contemporary&#13;
pop music. While not musical&#13;
or lyrical geniuses, One to&#13;
One displays talents worth&#13;
listening to again and again.&#13;
One to One is comprised of&#13;
two young and innovative musicians,&#13;
Leslie Howe and Lou-&#13;
Laurie A nderson&#13;
sie Reny. The album features&#13;
Reny's very beautiful voice,&#13;
which adds to the attractiveness&#13;
of even the poorest cuts&#13;
on the album.&#13;
Basically four cuts stand&#13;
out as potential hits, not a&#13;
bad ratio for a debut LP.&#13;
"Don't Call It Love" is danceable&#13;
and lyrically infectious;&#13;
"There Was A Time", which&#13;
has claimed fame in England,&#13;
and "Black on White" are&#13;
passionate recordings, and&#13;
"Boys Will Be Boys" is the&#13;
most exciting and innovative&#13;
cut, featuring a child's renderings&#13;
as backup vocals.&#13;
The rest of the album appears&#13;
to be mundane filler.&#13;
One to One's instrumentation&#13;
is fairly simple, relying&#13;
heavily on electronics, such&#13;
as synthesizers and the like.&#13;
One to One is a good combination&#13;
of talents worth watching&#13;
for their future works,&#13;
and "Forward Your Emotions"&#13;
is an album worth listening&#13;
to.&#13;
One to One&#13;
Jermaine Jackson&#13;
Creative electronic effort Un-precious effort&#13;
Laurie Anderson&#13;
Stevie Nicks&#13;
by Jennie Tunkieicz&#13;
Editor&#13;
Laurie Anderson is not a&#13;
musician, and her new album&#13;
"Home of the Brave" is not&#13;
music.&#13;
She is an artist, and her&#13;
album is an experience.&#13;
Anderson's newest effort on&#13;
Warner Brothers contains a&#13;
multitude of events for the&#13;
senses. Her style and presentation&#13;
are delightfully different&#13;
and fresh—a welcome&#13;
change in the age of ever increasing&#13;
pop schlock.&#13;
The instrumentation utilized&#13;
by Anderson ranges from&#13;
the vocoder, a synthesizer&#13;
that divides and multiplies&#13;
the voice into chords, saxophones,&#13;
to the kayagum, a&#13;
type of zither, and even includes&#13;
the Morse Code!&#13;
While she never actually&#13;
sings, Anderson tells stories&#13;
and incorporates voice samples&#13;
which excite and intrigue&#13;
the listener. Her lyrics are bizarre,&#13;
borderlining comical&#13;
and make the listener stop&#13;
and say, "Geez, that's wierd&#13;
—let's hear it again!"&#13;
"Home of the Brave" is&#13;
also a feature film soon to be&#13;
released, and Anderson is&#13;
both performer and director.&#13;
The album truly offers electronic&#13;
visions for the mind's&#13;
eye, which hopefully will not&#13;
be lost in the translation to&#13;
the film medium.&#13;
Laurie Anderson's "Home&#13;
of the Brave" is an album not&#13;
easily described in 50 words&#13;
or less. But like of the finer&#13;
things in life, this album must&#13;
be experienced and savored.&#13;
by Gary L. Schneeberger&#13;
Asst. Feature Editor&#13;
On "Precious Moments,"&#13;
his latest on Arista, Jermaine&#13;
Jackson makes love seem&#13;
about as appealing as brown&#13;
fruit.&#13;
A collection of synthesizer&#13;
and drum machine love ditties,&#13;
"Precious Moments" is&#13;
passionless syncopated funk,&#13;
sounding like what happens&#13;
when farm animals mate&#13;
atop an electronic keyboard.&#13;
Clearly not a pop stylist in&#13;
the same class as brother Michael,&#13;
Jermaine churns out&#13;
number after number reeking&#13;
of melodic and lyrical cliche.&#13;
Side one's five selections play&#13;
like one long, boring single,&#13;
complete with romantic insight&#13;
like "Ooh, Ooh/ Everywhere&#13;
I go/ always by my&#13;
side/ Lonely won't leave me&#13;
alone."&#13;
Side two escapes a similar&#13;
fate thanks only to "If You&#13;
Say My Eyes Are Beautiful,"&#13;
a duet with Whitney Houston.&#13;
Her voice, so meaty and passionate,&#13;
overshadows the stupid&#13;
lyrics and Jermaine's thin&#13;
crooning, busting up an otherwise&#13;
monotonous 25 minutes&#13;
with this album's sole semblance&#13;
of accomplishment.&#13;
"Precious Moments" justifies&#13;
Jermaine Jackson's status&#13;
as second-stringer to his&#13;
glove-clad sibling.&#13;
CROSSWORD PUZZLER Puzzler Answers on Page 14&#13;
New release confirms proven status&#13;
by Jim Neibaur&#13;
Feature Editor&#13;
The massive commercial&#13;
success tht Stevi Nicks has&#13;
met with her latest Atlantic&#13;
release "Rock a Little" is&#13;
quite deserved.&#13;
The cool sensuality that&#13;
surrounded Nick's vocals in&#13;
her early work with Buckingham-&#13;
Nicks to Fleetwood Mac&#13;
is intensified more so on this&#13;
record than any of her previous&#13;
solo efforts. Her voice is&#13;
now whiskey-soaked to perfection,&#13;
calling forth audible&#13;
images of the great blues&#13;
women as far back as Bessie&#13;
Smith.&#13;
"Talk to Me", the record's&#13;
appropriate hit single, is a&#13;
nice testament to Nick's&#13;
growing passion. Never before&#13;
has she exhibited such&#13;
flair and conviction. The rest&#13;
of th e tracks are all potential&#13;
hits, but contain enough depth&#13;
and remnants of rock roots to&#13;
make them as substantial in&#13;
genuine merit as they are in&#13;
melodic style.&#13;
To make such enormous&#13;
claims about a well-established&#13;
pop star is perhaps antithetical&#13;
to objective criticism,&#13;
but Nicks is so deserving of&#13;
these accolades, even the&#13;
most flowery statements regarding&#13;
her latest efforts are&#13;
justifiable.&#13;
RANGER IS N OW A CCEPTING A PPLICATIONS F OR T HE F OLLOWING S TAFF&#13;
POSITIONS F OR T HE 1988-87 ACADEMIC Y EAR.&#13;
• NEWS EDITOR&#13;
• ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR&#13;
• FEATURE EDITOR&#13;
• SPORTS EDITOR&#13;
• PHOTO EDITOR&#13;
• ADVERTISING MANAGER&#13;
• DISTRIBUTION MANAGER&#13;
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at least 6 credits per semester.&#13;
Qualifications: Previous newspaper experience helpful.&#13;
All positions are paid&#13;
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ACROSS&#13;
1 Soft food&#13;
4 Tropical fruit&#13;
8 Thick slice&#13;
12 Miner's find&#13;
13 Roman road&#13;
14 Wan&#13;
15 Auricle&#13;
16 Sacred&#13;
18 Worthless&#13;
matter&#13;
20 Genus of&#13;
maples&#13;
21 Faeroe&#13;
Islands&#13;
whirlwind&#13;
22 Pismire&#13;
23 Sharp&#13;
27 Plus&#13;
29 Choose&#13;
30 Denture&#13;
31 As far as&#13;
32 However&#13;
33 Fastener&#13;
34 Japanese&#13;
drama&#13;
35 Aquatic&#13;
mammal&#13;
37 Gel&#13;
38 Criticize&#13;
39 Flesh&#13;
40 Greek letter&#13;
41 Roman gods&#13;
42 Cadence&#13;
44 Tooth&#13;
47 Costly&#13;
51 Be in debt&#13;
52 Den&#13;
53 Single item&#13;
54 Follows Fri.&#13;
55 The sweetsop&#13;
56 Old-time&#13;
slave&#13;
57 Observe&#13;
DOWN 17 Concerning&#13;
19 Hebrew letter&#13;
1 Bard 22 Suitable&#13;
2 Sandarac 24 Babylonian&#13;
tree deity&#13;
3 Punctuation 25 Sicilian&#13;
mark volcano&#13;
4 Plunge 26 Gaseous&#13;
5 Devoured element&#13;
6 Occupant 27 Tiny particle&#13;
7 Build 28 Comment&#13;
8 Gleam 29 Possessive&#13;
9 Experimental pronoun&#13;
room: colloq. 30 Fruit seed&#13;
10 Everyone 32 Improves&#13;
11 Spelling 33 Oolong, e.g.&#13;
contest 36 Tantalum&#13;
symbol&#13;
37 Beer mugs&#13;
38 Hairy&#13;
40 Follow&#13;
41 Perform&#13;
43 Running&#13;
44 Apportion&#13;
45 Not at home&#13;
46 Nerve&#13;
network&#13;
47 Guido's high&#13;
note&#13;
48 Indian&#13;
memorial&#13;
post&#13;
49 Baker's&#13;
product&#13;
50'Wine: Fr.&#13;
18 Thursday, May 1, 1986 RANGER&#13;
Softball team tuning up for Nationals&#13;
by Robb Luehr&#13;
Q. Asst. Sports Editor&#13;
It was an unusual week for&#13;
the Parkside softball team --&#13;
they lost two games. They&#13;
won four, however, and tied&#13;
one, to improve their record&#13;
to 26-9-1.&#13;
The tie came in the second&#13;
game of a doubleheader&#13;
against DePaul on Tuesday,&#13;
April 22. The Rangers won&#13;
the first game 3-1, but the&#13;
v second game had to be&#13;
stopped because of darkness.&#13;
Neither team had scored in&#13;
the game.&#13;
The next day, the Rangers&#13;
traveled to St. Xavier, with&#13;
mixed results.&#13;
In the first game, the&#13;
Rangers scored two runs - in&#13;
the top of the fifth inning to&#13;
grab the lead. In the bottom&#13;
of the inning, Heidi Ostrander&#13;
had to leave the game with a&#13;
sore arm. Wendy Sackman&#13;
relieved and held St. Xavier&#13;
until the seventh, when Janet&#13;
Koenig came in. Unfortunately&#13;
for Koenig, St. Xavier&#13;
scored and won the game 3-2.&#13;
That didn't bother her, however.&#13;
To show she wasn't&#13;
fazed by those events, she&#13;
took the mound in her regular&#13;
starting turn and shut out St.&#13;
Xavier 3-0.&#13;
This past weekend, the&#13;
Rangers made the short trip&#13;
west to Whitewater for the&#13;
Warhawk tournament.&#13;
It didn't start out well for&#13;
Parkside. In their first game&#13;
of the tournament, the&#13;
Rangers lost to Aurora University&#13;
4-0. "We didn't hit&#13;
well at all," said head coach&#13;
Linda Draft, "In fact, 15 of&#13;
our 21 outs were fly balls, and&#13;
you won't win many games&#13;
hitting like that.''&#13;
Ostrander, her arm recovered,&#13;
started the game and&#13;
pitched well, giving up only&#13;
one earned run, but a couple&#13;
of errors by her teammates&#13;
led to three unearned runs.&#13;
The Rangers' next game&#13;
was much easier to take.&#13;
They played Stevens Point,&#13;
who came into the contest&#13;
with an 0-16 record. As expected,&#13;
the Rangers prevailed&#13;
8-2.&#13;
Koenig was the winning&#13;
pitcher, giving up just six&#13;
hits.&#13;
The leading hitters were&#13;
Renee Spear, Pat Neder and&#13;
Jackie Rittmer with two hits&#13;
each.&#13;
Platteville was the next opponent&#13;
and the next victory,&#13;
the Rangers winning 3-0 behind&#13;
Koenig's two-hit shutout.&#13;
Lea Hammen and Neder each&#13;
were 2-for-3 at the plate to&#13;
lead the Ranger attack.&#13;
The team now has a week&#13;
off to prepare for the NAIA&#13;
District 14 playoffs. They&#13;
have a game scheduled for&#13;
Saturday against an alumni&#13;
team, then they travel to Eau&#13;
Claire on Monday to play the&#13;
Blugolds in a best two out of&#13;
three series. If the Rangers&#13;
win, they will host the winner&#13;
of District 13 (Minnesota region)&#13;
in the Bi-District 6&#13;
final.&#13;
The winner of District 13&#13;
will most likely be Southwest&#13;
State, according to Draft.&#13;
"They're a good team. They're&#13;
not to be taken lightly."&#13;
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FLASH! MAYNARD scheduled for the&#13;
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FLASH! MAYNARD tried for treason!&#13;
Trial in August!&#13;
FLASH! MAYNARD tells all; Dave&#13;
aghast-news at eleven!&#13;
BUB-YOU better realize your feelings&#13;
pronto immedioso. Acacia.&#13;
FLASH! MAYNARD on death row.&#13;
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THE ACACIA tree must be beautiful,&#13;
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It was the biggest I ever had. rko&#13;
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OFFICE-MAY our endings be sweeter&#13;
than our beginnings. J.R.&#13;
TO ALL of the office-have a great&#13;
summer. Michelle&#13;
BABE: HAPPY 21st B-day. Love you&#13;
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THE OFFICE: wish our differences&#13;
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JENNY CARR: Thanks for all the&#13;
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Spanky and Alfalfa&#13;
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IN AMERICA IS BREWED TO THE&#13;
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Thanks for your support this year.&#13;
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RANGER Thursday, May 1, 1986&#13;
by Robb Luehr&#13;
Asst. Sports Editor&#13;
They came from all over --&#13;
Stevens Point, Oshkosh, Madison,&#13;
Parkside -a dozen&#13;
schools in all. The occasion?&#13;
The Milwaukee Brewers' annual&#13;
College Media night.&#13;
For the non-sports writer or&#13;
broadcaster, this program&#13;
might have been a seemingly&#13;
endless series of long talks by&#13;
people who are knowledgeable&#13;
in their respective fields,&#13;
but to those who hope to follow&#13;
in the paths of these men,&#13;
the presentation was informative,&#13;
interesting, and cold.&#13;
It would have been points in&#13;
the Brewer organizatin's&#13;
favor to have a contingency&#13;
plan in mind when they found&#13;
out about the possibility of&#13;
less than spring-like temperatures.&#13;
The only break we had&#13;
was the tour of the press box,&#13;
where it was 75 degrees.&#13;
After the tour, it was back to&#13;
the cold Rathskeller for the&#13;
rest of the seminar. I hope&#13;
next year, there will be a&#13;
plan 'B' on the off-hand&#13;
chance that winter hangs&#13;
around again.&#13;
Aside from the cold and&#13;
hard benches, the day's program&#13;
was well run. Dick&#13;
Hackett, vice president of&#13;
marketing for the Brewers&#13;
opened the seminar, then&#13;
gave way to Tom "Sky" Skibosh,&#13;
director of publicity,&#13;
who spoke about how a professional&#13;
sports organization&#13;
deals with the media. Skibosh&#13;
then continued as a master of&#13;
ceremonies.&#13;
Next up was Mario Ziino,&#13;
director of publications, who&#13;
told the group about the&#13;
many facets of collecting material&#13;
and putting it together&#13;
for a game program or the&#13;
Brewer yearbook.&#13;
Of greatest interest to the&#13;
gathering was the thoughts&#13;
and advice of the next speaker,&#13;
Milwaukee Journal sports&#13;
editor Terry Galvin. He did&#13;
not mince words. Galvin gave&#13;
the lowdown on the prospects&#13;
of getting a job in print journalism,&#13;
and what is required&#13;
on the part of the prospective&#13;
sportswriter. Among his bits&#13;
of advice were:&#13;
• "A degree is extremely&#13;
important -in fact, you won't&#13;
even get a look from a major&#13;
paper without one."&#13;
• "You have to move&#13;
around to get somewhere -you&#13;
have to let people know who&#13;
you are just to get where you&#13;
want to go if you really want&#13;
to get into this business."&#13;
• "The real criterion, I&#13;
think, that most prospective&#13;
employers go by is ability ...&#13;
if you feel you can write, send&#13;
some clips to an editor in&#13;
town and ask if he will go&#13;
through them. The key thing&#13;
is to find out soon if this is the&#13;
avenue you should pursue."&#13;
• "I should tell you -warn&#13;
you -to get into writing, you&#13;
have to be very good and&#13;
very lucky."&#13;
The next item on the&#13;
agenda was an informal press&#13;
conference with Brewer manager&#13;
George Bamberger and&#13;
players Rob Deer and Dan&#13;
Plesac. The school representatives&#13;
were able to ask questions&#13;
of the three men, and&#13;
those questions covered a lot&#13;
of bases.&#13;
After the press conference,&#13;
Milwaukee Brewers pitcher Dan Plesac (with&#13;
microphone), along with manager George&#13;
Bamberger (left) and outfielder Rob Deer,&#13;
fielded questions from members of the&#13;
statewide college press at the Brewers'&#13;
annual College Media Night, held last week.&#13;
Observing at right is Brewers' Publicity&#13;
Director Tom "Sky" Skibosh.&#13;
Ziino returned and led the&#13;
college contingent to the&#13;
press box to show the working&#13;
environment of the sportswriter.&#13;
County Stadium's&#13;
pressbox is among the smallest&#13;
in the major leagues, he&#13;
said.&#13;
Baseball team continues skid&#13;
Due to a rainout on Saturday,&#13;
the Parkside baseball&#13;
team played just one game&#13;
last week.&#13;
Tuesday, April 22, the&#13;
Rangers played Northeastern&#13;
Illinois in 40-degree weather.&#13;
As a result of the cold and a&#13;
mixup in the teams' home/&#13;
away status, Parkside starting&#13;
pitcher Chris Rozell didn't&#13;
warm up properly, but began&#13;
the game anyway. By the&#13;
time he warmed up fully,&#13;
N.E. Illinois scored nine runs&#13;
in the first inning en route to&#13;
a 12-4 win.&#13;
"In that kind of weather,&#13;
it's hard to get warm and&#13;
stay warm," said assistant&#13;
coach Dale Phillips.&#13;
After the first-inning shelling,&#13;
Rozell only allowed two&#13;
more earned runs in his next&#13;
three innings of work. He&#13;
walked five and struck out&#13;
five.&#13;
"We gave them too many&#13;
®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®&#13;
baserunners," said Phillips.&#13;
"They kept dissecting our&#13;
fielders when they hit the&#13;
ball. They hit it where we&#13;
weren't."&#13;
John Gonfiniantini relieved&#13;
Rozell in the fifth inning and&#13;
gave up only two hits while&#13;
walking three and fanning&#13;
one in two innings. Frank Cistaro&#13;
pitched the final three innings.&#13;
In all, N.E. Illinois had&#13;
17 hits.&#13;
The Ranger offense wasn't&#13;
too bad, either, collecting 11&#13;
hits and four runs. "We would&#13;
have won 4-3 if it wasn't for&#13;
the first inning," Phillips&#13;
said.&#13;
Chad Miller, Mike Stolnack&#13;
and Bruce Mergener were the&#13;
leading hitters with two each.&#13;
We returned to the chilly&#13;
Rathskeller for the next&#13;
speaker, Brewer broadcaster&#13;
Pat Hughes. As in the newspaper&#13;
business, said Hughes,&#13;
the job market is very tight&#13;
in broadcasting.&#13;
After Hughes, the speaker&#13;
was William Haig, vice-president&#13;
for broadcast operations,&#13;
who spoke on the aspects of&#13;
broadcast management.&#13;
Last on the program, but&#13;
not least, was the "baseball&#13;
buffet" which consisted of all&#13;
the staples of a night at the&#13;
ballpark -brats, hot dogs&#13;
(with the Secret Stadium&#13;
sauce), beans and German&#13;
potato salad, not to mention&#13;
free beer, wine coolers and&#13;
soda.&#13;
All in all, the seminar was&#13;
well received by those in attendance,&#13;
despite the frigid&#13;
temperatures.&#13;
Afterwards, the college&#13;
reps were treated to a free&#13;
baseball game, although it&#13;
wasn't much of a treat. The&#13;
temperature dipped to around&#13;
freezing by game's end and&#13;
the home team lost 5-4.&#13;
Former A-A wins race&#13;
Ted Miller of Racine, a former&#13;
track All-American at&#13;
Parkside, was the winner of&#13;
the Cook County Illinois Marathon&#13;
on Sunday, finishing in&#13;
a time of two hours, '31&#13;
minutes and 40 seconds.&#13;
NOTICE!&#13;
STUDENT JOB OPENINGS&#13;
IN THE PARKSIDE UNION&#13;
All positions available Fall semester. Applications now&#13;
being accepted in Room 209 of the Parkside Union&#13;
through Monday, May 12.&#13;
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College Media Night informative but chilly&#13;
20 Thursday. May 1, 1986 RANGER Team loses only to the best&#13;
By Richard Blay&#13;
Sports Editor&#13;
After a ten game winning&#13;
streak, the Ranger tennis&#13;
team got their "aces" kicked&#13;
by Whitewater 8-1.&#13;
On Monday, April 28 the&#13;
Rangers traveled to Whitewater&#13;
with the hope of upsetting&#13;
arguably the best team&#13;
in the state. As it turned out,&#13;
pDan Hyatt was the only player&#13;
to win his match as the&#13;
Rangers won only three sets&#13;
overall. Whitewater has the&#13;
number one tennis player in&#13;
the state from any university.&#13;
Madison won't even play Whitewater&#13;
for fear of losing to a&#13;
Division III school.&#13;
Before dropping their first&#13;
match of the season, the&#13;
Rangers added victims nine&#13;
and ten. Last Monday, the&#13;
team lost only two sets on&#13;
route to a 9-0 stomping of&#13;
Carroll College. Three days&#13;
plater, Concordia received the&#13;
same treatment except they&#13;
filed to win a single set in&#13;
nine matches.&#13;
Tennis coach Richard&#13;
Frecka stated "this is the&#13;
best team I have ever coached&#13;
here at Parkside. The difference&#13;
between this team&#13;
and past teams is that we&#13;
have so much depth. Our&#13;
number six player can beat&#13;
our number one player. With&#13;
four freshmen and only two&#13;
returning players, I did not&#13;
expect us to come along this&#13;
fast especially in doubles&#13;
play. If someone would have&#13;
told me that we were going to&#13;
beat Carroll and Milwaukee&#13;
twice this year, I would have&#13;
never believed it."&#13;
The Rangers also competed&#13;
April 25-26 in the NAIA District&#13;
14 Championships at Lacrosse.&#13;
To qualify for Nationals,&#13;
you must win singles,&#13;
doubles or have your team&#13;
place first. The Rangers did&#13;
neither, as Stout and Lacrosse&#13;
dominated the tournament.&#13;
5^6 5^6&#13;
The overall records for doubles&#13;
and singles play are as&#13;
follows :&#13;
Singles&#13;
1. Jason Caspers (6-5)&#13;
2. Vahan Mahdasian (9-2)&#13;
3. Dave Hyatt (8-3)&#13;
4. Randy LeCount (9-2)&#13;
5. Dan Hyatt (9-0)&#13;
6. Jeff Stanich (10-1)&#13;
Doubles&#13;
1. Caspers-Mahdasian (9-2)&#13;
2. Hyatt-Hyatt (10-1)&#13;
3. LeCount-Stanich (8-3)&#13;
1986 Tennis Team&#13;
Front Row: Jason Caspers, Dave Hyatt,&#13;
Reuben Montoya, Scott Sell, Randy LeCount.&#13;
Back Row: Kirk Noha, Vahan Mahdasian,&#13;
Brian Chilke, Jeff Stanich, Coach Dick Frecka.&#13;
PICNIC&#13;
Want to Know More?&#13;
ASK AN SOC CLUB MEMBER.&#13;
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