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Student does research for J-Wax PageS Men's and women's basketball Pagel ~ University of Wisconsin-Parkside phGto by One McE"oy Students, faculty and staff honored the memory of Martin Luther ,King Jr. on Wednesday. Jan. 15. the actual day 01 King's birtli. ·vity hou» 'demiseponderea m~rUe kraill~Ji·" to abolish •. res-, ' or keep the current ·Wednesday.Frlday 1, ty hour Is being' by members of the Ilaff, educational 'eI1d student repre. according to Ben m, acting Vice hour orlgtitat~tl seventies becauSA}, ~\ 'Organizations were' about not having for clubs, ac. Greenebaum. of a change in t activity hour In. atudents who don't ., Ie and many of th,e said Greenebaum. ~ , t~, English Oil' chairman and Unl. Committee member, Is "Widespread dis. With the current hour among coor. and diVision chairs :"'1Ij"ll, .-'" sehedullng- ,clas. ~ himself is "firmly ••. nt" on the Issue. He "vwcver, that With the of science students ve labs, 2 p,m. classes many stUdents. lCample,"cited Cana. freShman composl., ll1'edIn mUltiple sec. a P,m, section Is the f1Ued.It looks like sel would be more spread ''out. The prime hours for classes are 9~11 a.m. Monday~Wed. Activities see page S :Wedon issue Volume 14. No. 17 Kenosha fights porn by Karl DIxon It the obscenity Ordinance adopted by the County Board two weeks ago Is found to be constitutional, the city may adopt a similar ordinance, and this worries Library 01. rector Louise Pitman. xe. nosha City Attorney James Conway said his advtce is to wait until the county's case i8 litigated. "It (a city ordt. nance) Is a possibility If that (the county's ordinance) Is found to be constitutional." The ordinance unamlmously approved by the County Board on Jan. 1 inltla1ly ex. cluded libraries from Its ju. r1sdJctlon, but an opinion from State Attorney General Bronson LaFollette indicated they must be inclUded If the ordinance was to be constItu. tIonaI. "In an area deaJtng wtth first amendment rights, you cannot make ciasalflcatlona unless there ts compelling reason to do so." sald Tom Balestrart, assistant attomey general. "The ordinance did treat libraries differently and that was done away wtth. "The ordinance defln .. "obscene matertaJ.. as "a writing, picture, sound reo cOrdJ.ng or fUm" and "ob- Scene performance·' meAM "a live exhibition before an audience which: the average person applying contempora. ry community standarda, would find appeAls to purlent interests U taken u a whol : under contemporary cemmu, nlty standards. deSCribes Or shows sexual conduct in a pa. tently offensive way; and tacks serious IIlA>rary. artl. siue, political or acl ntlflc' value as measured by objee. uve ltandarda If laIr.en as whole." TIlts Jancuage Ie based on a Supreme Court de. clslon. and ts currentiy the only ltandard In effect In the etete. The board further de. fines sexual conduct as "the commission or Ilmulatlon of the foUowlnc, aexuaJ In..... eourae. 8OcIGm,. .... .... lIly. necrop/llla, human excretion, masturllatIon. eadtsm. feu.. lion. ~ or lewd ax. hlbfU. of human gentl&la .. AeeanIln&' to the ordlnance, an~ Who adverttsea, .. Ita to UI)I<Ine, _la1ly rnlnon. or 'JM"Od\Ieeaor perform. 11'1 any obIcene malA>rtaIa or per. .....-"..,.1 College Bowl begins College Bowl, a tournament for intellectual achievement, will be held on Monday, Wed. nesday and Friday next week at 1p.m. in MaIn Place. A typical College Bowl question ts: " 'Tom Sawyer' was one of Mark Twaln'l most successful novels and In the best modem fashion he capitalized on Its success with three sequels. For 10 points apiece, name them." (An8w~ er: "Huckleberry FInn", "Tom Sawyer Abroad" and "Tom sawyer, DectecUve." Question and answer reprin. ted from College Bowl Co.. Inc.) Sound easy? If so, come to the tournament and match wits with the ten teams Who wili participate In the event. The teams will compete to be~ come Parkslde's representative to the regional College Bowl competition Feb. 21 and 22 In Beloit. The teams repre. sent numerous clubs and organizations on campus. Par. ticlpants are campus Ambas. aador I. Campua Amb•••• dor n, CompulA>r Club, Prell. dents, PSGA I, PSGA II, PlY, ehoIogy ClUb, Ranger, War. gamers I, and Wargamen 11. College Bowl conatsta 01 conteata between two teaml of four atudenta, each awar. ded points for correct an. awers to queltlona asked by a moderator. Speed of_ponae counta heavtly In the aeon.,. and account. for the tut pace of the game. Queatlona COver a wtde range of subjecta from liberal arts Curricula to cur. rent events, sports, art and entertalnment. Sound dlfffcult? Studenta can learn Just by watching the event. Jeanne Beu, Student ute Intern who ts coordinating the event, sald, "People should attend. It'l an aJI-campwo event which will recognlze the intellectual achievements of students. It Is entertaln. ment, but combined with aca .. demics." SAFE survey available PageJ Student does research J or J- Wiax Pages RENEWING fflE DREAM phOlO b) Oa,e \JcE~o ttuients,_faculty and staff honored the memory of lartin Kf!/[ .:f:rl. Jr. on Wednesday. Jan. 15, th actual da} or Activity hour demise pondered •1 Kimberlie Kranich students leave after 1 p. m." ses would be more spread A deelslon to abolish, res- Canary suggested that if ·out. ~ or keep the current there were classes at 1 p.m. The prime hours for cla e --,-Wednesday-Friday 1 more students might stay are 9-11 a.m. Mond y-Wed• P-&, activity hour ls being around campus because clas- Acth•iUe see page s llllltlered by members of the ::mic staff, educational * and student repre~ vea, according to Ben Ilia.ii ebaum, acting Vice eenor. Ii 1:: &cUvity hour originated 'luden late seventies because • CO!np~ganizations were !IIOllgil g about not having COMi..-:'1e for clubs, ac-,-, g Greenebaum. ~ l'Opltents of a change in tlllde-~nt activity hour in~ lpastudents who don •t laeuity ,, te and many of the ftobe' &aid Greenebaum. Plrbne~ ~ary, English De~ lllty c lrman and Unitalcl th Committee member ere ls" • llllafactt widespread dislttlYJty on with the current G!nati, hour among coorCoiice~ and division chairs "8." g scheduling clas- Cana linbivafu ~!mself is "firmly lt11, how~~ on the issue. He ~eptt0 er, that with the •~ hav: f' Science students ~•t PUU abs, 2 p.m. classes ''For ex many students. ~"Whena;"ple," cited Cana~ la Offer reshman composi:"' 11, the 2 ed in multiple seclaat to be tm. section is the llled. It looks like ·.·-<:'{(~&·~-'• ' ~ .... ~i~.ll + .lnions voiced on issue ~$1§ ' ·-· · ··•· . .w ' ' ~ Krlstin Hahner. 19, a junlOr '+ · poUtical science major: "Maybe the hour could be dlanged, but lt shoUld not be done away with.•• J.,enore Leater, 24, a junior . ,eography major commented 'tlastes artc ~- that she would "want the op" .tin)~ perlo(l, Uon!' . . . ....... s..;~ lt<lJn. eUml• Katie Batunprdt, 21, Nil· .~ .: ·@1t··W!t.ri·.·l1 ....... gln¥ .... · lt i,.¢k. lor: "lt'• a nice time to mffl i Ol'll .JJQ},~!!:" ~ 1 .~atclt . petter -wtth friends. and lt helps so.a~" , :the ,, JoJ}owinJ are -~l~ to get together, I think sμQ'Uis~nts) reactlolls, t1Umattng u would rid club•." f ~ ... 'n'~' W;Jdt~. ~. A "1llor. ~an °ftrtnen. 20,a junior •P•YP{~;fflll-~; ·ut ~td •ess~ajor: "Keep the · :not ~ ,•dotl,e J1.W&7 witll. but hoUl' the way it ts." ~rf¥'ybe "t~qJum~ , the hOW'- "T$111fflY Rice, 19,a sopho• Thert. 1$ an •ttefl~~ prob• more commun.tcauon major: 1~m :riow,,and it.Will~~ worse ••t woold not take class tn wi,U,. -n~ ~cUi¢ b.ouJ'. m,ld-day. The hour helps me Karen Pb)c:JJWwskl, 20 • a make p.tans.'' junJq:t"' ge<>gt'aPllY majork: Todd Severson. 21. a aopho- "Tb~ hOUf .1$ ~d for a brea v.. ·n Wh .. ::: ... Y"'.U ... "Ve l)eeJJ here all more engineering ma~r: . ...... ., .,_ doesn't really matter to me day/' r because I don't participate." Jon ;Anderson. 32, a ·jl.lniO Ann HallisY. 20. a senior -thenustrY anc'.1 , a~P~0 1. corn: math major: .. Doing away · putor scie~c~ maJOf, d r~!r with it is a bad idea. Change side v; tt :universitY an ct a the hour, but do not do a way educa.Uon. Ttle hour i& n wltb it.'' necessity." ~·. · Men sand ba ketball Pag Col ege Bo omens I 2 Thursday. January 23.1986 Editorial Ordinance obscene Kenosha County government has moved society one step closer to Orwell's totalitarianism. The Pornography Ordinance which was inflicted upon the county by a unanimous vote of the County Board on Jan. 7 plummeted Kenosha into a swirling pool of grey and raised numerous constitutional questions. The ordinance itself is downright confusing. Pornography is described, in part, as judged standards." Since a comprehensive survey of residents' "standards" has not been taken in any form. is doubtful that such a measure exists. Instead, the County Board chose to trrnret- its-ttef-inltion-of mcraltty on entire.sgffi!W:!!lity. The County Board. the charge of the members being to represent the majority, chose to be swayed by the threats of lost votes, and to be railroaded by an emotionally charged meeting overrun by community activists, concerned citizens and fundamentalists. The integrity of such elected officials must be questioned. In addition, the Board demonstrated a flagrant misuse of the democratic system by passing an ordinance which is clearly unconstitutional. This will likely result in loss of thousands of dollars in court costs to defend an ordinance which shouldn't have been passed in the first place. Undoubtedly, pornography is a serious issue, and especially serious is the sexual abuse of children in society today. But Kenosha's emotional stance is inappropriate. There are far better ways to correct such societal ills, such as regulating the film industry, rather than disregarding the constitutional freedoms of the public. Letter to the Editor Good concept needs improvement Letter to the Editor Is it rock or schlock? To the editor, As a writing assistant for the English 100 Supersection last semester. feel it necessary to defend the instructors and fellow tutors with whom I worked. To those of you unaware of the concept of this course, it was designed to provide more individual attention and to create a comfortable social environment for the new Parkside student. Emphasis was placed on the integration of grammatical concepts into writing. Five in- .struotors coordinated and taught the course. Eight writing assistants - selected [uniors and seniors from diverse backgrounds - assisted instructors as small group leaders for class activities, .peer conferencing and word processing instruction. Writing assistants also provided fulltime drop-in tutoring. Thirteen persons, as opposed to one, served as resources for the students. I was privileged to be in. volved with such a dedicated and hard-working group. Many, if not all, did far more than was expected of them. I an deeply sorry that Ralph Abagtan. an equally dedicated student. feels that he did not benefit from the many advantages this course offered. As in any new situation, rough edges need smoothing over. Ralph and other students can contribute specific comments if they feel improvement is' needed. do feel that the concept of this course remains excellent, and I commend those involved.' It would be a shame not to"see it grow further on this campus. Parkside can then continue to improve its reputation for excellence in writing. Sincerely, Barbara Haase English Supersectiondid fail To the Editor: I want to thank Ralph Abagian for his criticism in Ranger, Jan. 16, of last semester's English 100 Super- . section. From working with him that class, I know him to be an intensely serious, caring student; the letter reflects that quality and .generally does him justice. Furthermore, his overall assessment of the Su'perseetion experience is, in my view, accurate. In many respects; the experiment f:ailed, and I. have urged, in my report on it, that a boulder be placed in the mouth" of .Its tomb, never' to be removed. The Supersection approach went wrong, however, not for any "flagrant Iack or protestsonaltsm.': I believe, though, on a few occastons. whnethe students were' working' 'on writing 'tasks, Jhefe was ;Bome staff socializing that I, too, found annoying. The faculty members. 'involved spent many hours last spring and 'sum,m.er plann_i.n.g' ;.the' c.ourse, . "" :. ". '" . Jennie Tunkieicz .....••...••.•.•..........••...•.....•....... EdiOOr Kari Dixon, .................•.................. :..•... News E'ditor Kim Kranich : : Assf. News Editor ... Jim Neibaur Feature Editor • Gary Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor 'QcI:) Rich Blay , ,.. Sports .Ed.itor Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor I.Dave.McEv~y Photo Edito,r Jack Bornhuetter Asst. Photo Editor Dave Roback .................•......... Advertising Manager . Andy Buchanan •........................... Business Manager . Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager Michael Firchow .•...•................ Distribution Manager and during the experiment we met many hours beyond the usual class and preparation time to try to make a success of the Supersection. The student writing assistants were a big help to us; indeed they may have peen the. best element of the experim-ent. Ulttrnately, we were not able to adequately -compensate for the' 'Problems attendant on-class and- staff size, even by frequently breaking , into small groups, .but I as- L~~tfr se~6 . STAFF Kim Barskaitiki, Amy Bauman, Leo Bose, Terry Byrne, Jenny Carr, Scott Curty, William Dezoma, Mike Farrell, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy' Harrington, Hans Hauschild, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Kris Odegaard, Mike Rohl, Scott; Sch~mber, Bill Serpe, Steve Taylor, Nick Toper, Kathlee/1 Trentadue, Laureen W~wro. To find the subtle themes and ... For quite some time, · we concepts. Several radio inter. considered Mr. Jim Neibaur's views with Townshend and a review of "White City.A the most hilarious aspects of Novel" in the Jan. 16 issue of irn- "Rolling Stone" clearly Illuagtnatlons could not possibly minated the inspirational accept the idea that a college theme of the album that Mr. Neibaur has completely misskudos to musically devoid al- ed. bums by the of W.A.S.P. Most annoying is the "disco" label Mr. Neibaur at. tached to two of Townshend's songs. Pete Townshend has not only avoided "disco" over his twenty-year career, but he also wrote the satiric dirge City- for the sub-genre, "Good-bye, A Novel." Sister Disco." Mr. Neibaur was beyond our belief to was obviously using the rnissee an imagtnattve piece of placed tag to..describe music work by a rock legend that didn't match -his preget lambasted as "passable." ferred two~chord.guitarfdull· The shock was doubled when . drunken-drummer style, as on the very next page, an. displayed by "W.A.S.p.·like" album by a musically inept groups. band, which can only dream In conclusion, we applaud of mainstream acceptance, Pete Townshend for displayreceived high acclamations. ing his musical talents while Townshend's solo efforts successfully, exploring new may recapture the same styles of expression. We gufpower and passion that his faw at any attempt to take earlier. offered. the lyrically and musically th~y, do satisfy' appetites r superficial and rapetltious The .Who rans who know a; Heavy Metal music as somegenuine Townsh~nd effort.. thing more than the noisy th~y It. True;, flash in the pan that it Is. Townshend fans gladly . Chris search through is poetry to Pete Ranger is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they are ~olely. responsible far its editorial 'policy and content. -Ranger is pubbsh-ed every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidu1,fs. AI! correspondence should IJo addressed to: Pcrkeidc Ranger, Universltyof WtSConsin'Parksidc, Box No. 2000, Kenosha WI 53141. Tele' , phone (.~l·t). 553·2295 or ( H4) 553-2287. Ad1?ert~~mg rates are $4 per column inch or less bulk. Advertising deadhne IS Tuesday.(tt 9 a..m. for publication Thursday. ' • ~etters to ~he cdttor Wtll be acceptelj .1f typewritten, t[ouble.spueed lit on s~fItldard ~lze paper. Letters should be less lhan 350 1-I.Iordsand must ... be stgned: wtth a, telephone 'number incZuaed for verification purposes. ~ wll~ be Withheld request. 'for letters 18 Tucsdayat a.m. for publiqalion ,\/f'mbf'ro!,lre ... Ranqer reserves edit let. aSSOCIaTeD r-w ters and refuse letters containing false and de- COUE"oaT.:' famatory c~tent: PRe~sEP . Rangt.;r 18 prmted by the Racine Journal Times. d Thursday, 23, 1986 unanimous Kenosha Pornography in by "community stand. ards." stand• ards" form, it ln:tllct its--deRnltio of moral the entire commJ:!!!ily. Board, concerned especially in disregarding i,nprove,nent a semester, I necessary I unaware at. tention comfortable in. structors writing juniors instructors leaders pro. cessing full. time drop.Thirteen involved hard.working if more Abagian, student, tfiat in situation, smoo. thing specific improvement is I involved. It to cam• pus. continue reputation Supersection did Jail Aba• gian 16, Supersection. caring Furthermo. re, Supersection respects, experiment failed, I . it. 1n mouth its never lack of profesisonaHsm," believe. occasions, while the students were working writing there some too, members sper.! sum111~r planning the 9ourse, ............................................. Editor Kari Dixon............................................ en·s Editor Kim Kranich ................................. Asst. ew Editor ... eibaur ...................................... • Gary Schneeberger ................... Asst. Feature Editor -00 Rich Blay ....................... ~········"···"··· .. Sports Editor C: Robb Loehr ................................. Dave McEvoy ....................................... Phot-0 Editor ......................... A st. ........................... ............................ ................ tanager ...................... try student the ele• ment experiment. Ultimately, compensate the problems attendant on . class and staff size, into small groups, but I as- Letter see page Carr, Scott Curty, William fike Gayhart. Kristy Harrington. Hans Odegaard. Scott. Scheuber, Bill Serpe. Steve Taylor. Kathleen Trentadue. Wawro. it the Editor: '" album reviews to be one of the Ranger. Our wildest imaginations student could possibly give kudos al• likes P. However, we suddenly realized that Mr. Neibaur was actually serious about his glorification of Heavy Metal music when we saw his review of Pete Townshend's latest solo effort, "White CityA Novel.'' find the subtle themes and concepts. Several radio inter. views with Townshend and a review of "White City-A Novel" the Jan. 16 issue of "Rolling Stone" mu. minated the inspirat\ona\ theme of the album that Mr. Neibaur has completely miss• ed. It see imaginative living get an received not power earlier albums offered, but they satisfy of fans a genuine Townshend effort when they hear · it. True · Most annoying ls the "disco" label Mr. Neibaur at. tached to two of Townshend's songs. Pete Townshend has not only avoided "disco" over his twenty.year career, but he also wrote the satiric dirge for the sub-genre, "Good-bye, Sister Disco." Mr. Neibaur was obviously using the mis• placed tag to describe music that match pre• ferred two.chord•guitar/dulldrunken. drummer style, as displayed by "W.A.S.P.•like'' groups. In conclusion, we applaud Pete Townshend for displaying his musical talents while successfuUy exploring new styles of expression. guf• faw at any attempt to the lyrically and musically superficial and repetitious Heavy Metal music as son:ie• more than the noisy flash in the pan that it is. Pete tvritte_n c~ilcd Mud,.nts UlV·Pa,·ksidl' tltey 1?olel11 11.< poliry r 011tc 11 t. publrshcd evcr_Y Thi,rsday arad,.mic yl'ar a,ul holiday!/. Al} correspon,lf•'!ce be addr ssed Parkside U11i· ver 1ty of W1~consm•Park$idc, WOO, Krno.,h,1 s.,141. Tele·, (.\JP. 5v3i!295 or 4J ¼) 553·22117. Ad1:crt~•rng mtrs arc S4 col111nn or in ,1dvcrtisi11g dead/me 1s Tuesday _at 9 a._m . Letters rd,tor will accl'pl<'d if typett'riltNI, double-spared N 8 (andt1rd 1:1::e p11per. Lr·tter.• shoi,/d le.ss than ,,;;o words and mu.,t .,. signed! with a_ number included C,O. Names w1l! b<' u·1thheld upon rcquc.•I. Deadline ;.. __ .:......:.,. • Lett rs ts Tue.•d-ay at 10 ft.m. publicalio,i 11,..,1,nofthP - Thursday. Ranger rcsen•cs the right to l'dil let· .1,soc,,neo ..._ refi,se lett rs co,ittiining de• coLt<c>CtaT-= /amatory content. PRtc>~~iP Ranger is printed ... rd /_ .. : News Briefs FRce Rt3 0 Lj_.:.l. solid. e!2cesteat ...... ~isPGSa11acili-ry-'I . ES-A7466-D ~CT #OWJ~' -=, @ LIMITED TIME ONLY Air Force waste discovered The Air Force has been ordered to eliminate the "was- !e''because of Its habit of purchasing overpriced plum b- _. ACCOrdingto the Chicago Tribune wire service. Con. gressional investigators discovered Air Force officials bought67 toilet pots from Lockheed Corporation for $317. '1'bey can be purchased at a hardware store-for $10. Last year the Air Force spent $610 for each. toilet seat, ~ John Dingell (D-Mich.l complained in a leller to De- !elise Secretary Caspar. Weinberger. The Pentagon of. lei'eirno reply, . '. ~ ~.-- "_ _ GPA mininumapproved '1'bose college students who want to be teachers may be "'P8eled to "hit the books" a little harder in the-future. A proposed rule to require students seeking teaching ~callon to possess at least a 2.7~grade point average ... gained the approvel of the educallon commillees In 'alia houses of 'the state legislature, according to the WiaconsinState Journal." - . TheSenate Educallon Commillee unainlmously "ndors, tel the proposed the rule las.t '!"eek. . Senatorreunitesjamily ..'!!o Vietnamese children. Wlll,see ,their m.;u,.e.;. foruu;;e, " ~ .. lime in seven years, thanks to the help <) a' . . ~Arooeiate.t Press reported that Sen. Frank Mu.r'kawski " ~) traveled to Vietnam to find out about ~J;, ~ SOldiers missing in acllon. He came hOJ!l\f ra _ .... cbildren whose mother fled to the U.S. seven. ~~ d' .. IlDd who now lives in Fairbanks. AJaska. She "f'..:'s. ~skl to hetp her, and he appealed to Foreign M .... Nguyen Co Thach. Enrollment expected to. in~rease ...... . ." UW System by .; ...re could be 180,000 stildents In the d uW.Madi. ..lear 2000 If no polley changes ar~m:~e students !llanS\lOpuJation could have nearly 3, in to an artie. le In the 164.624It currently enrolls. accord g Thethe Madison Capital Times. or not the thle regent committee will consider Wh~~~:nt on some tam IIIneeds to limit undergraduate en';," k the number Of~' the article continued, or cut ac ~"""'ms offered. . Anne Frank Drama selected for final The dramatic arts disci. pI.me's Production of "The DIary of Anne Frank, " direct. ed by lecturer Lisa Kornets. ky, has been selected as a reo - gtonet fmaHsl 1fl the Arnert, can College Theater Festival (ACTFl competition and will be 'slaged in DeKalb. D1. on Jan. 31. This is only the second time Parkside has entered the competition, and both times its Productions have been selected. Last year the production "Crimes of the Heart" was named a regional final- ist. A special benefit performance of "The Diary of Anne Frank,' I written by Frances GOOdrichand Albert Hackett, will be presented at 8 p.m. on Tuesday in the Cornmuntca, tion Arts Theater. Donation is $5 at the door, and reser-va. tions can be made by calling 553·2581. Special rates are by Scott Scbeuber The results of the first Stu. dent Acquired Faculty Evaluations (SAFE) clculated last semester have been compiled, and are availlable to students. SAFE was a project devetoped by the Student Services Committee of Parkslde Stuavailable for groups of 10 or more. Proceeds from the perfonn. ance will be used to offset ex. penses incurred in the three. day trip to DeKalb. A reception. open to the public, will be held in the theater lobby after the performance. The production was one 01 six chosen from about 50 en. trants In Wisconsin and IlII. nois. The contest will involve transporting the entire set, props. Ilghts and costumes by truck to DeKalb, where the 25-member cast and crew will have four hours to set up the production, and after the per. formance. two hours to strike it. TIley will complete against plays performed by students from trw-Stevens Point. Marquette University, Northern Illinois University. Southern TIlinois University and West. ern Jlllnots University. TIle competition will be JUdo dent Government Association. (PSGA), It was Originally de. signed for UW Madison stu. dents and differs only sUghUy from the standard Teacher EValuation Questionnaires students till out in classes. Sue Brudvlg-, the chair of the Student Services Commit. tee said the information from the survey would eventually Thursday. January 23. 1986 3 be printed in booklet form When enough have been com. pleted, and booklets will be made aVallable to students. APProximately 180 surveys were given to students in 62 classes and Inslructors. Of the 62 surveyed, ~ received A ratings. 19 received B's, 12 received C's, 3 received 0'. and 3 got F's. Kenosha passes porn ordinance Porn from poge 1 fonnances Is subject to ~ $1000fine the first time, and $1000-$10,000fine for eubsequent offenses. TIle approval of the ordl· nance bothers the woman In charge of the public libraries in Kenosha. "I understand the problem. So much of por. nography has women as targets that It makes me lJI." Plttman said. "But 1 don't see this as the way to solve the problems. Once a law like this is one the _s, who ts -going to do the deciding?" she continued. "Someone -eouId walk into a library and decide that 'Huck FInn' or -'catcher 1fl1he Rye' II ponIQ, phle. Of ~iltman cited examples . from a. newsletter published by the American Library .As • soclatlon. TIle novel "Slaugh, lerhoUse Five," the film "Re· ,,- -turiJ to OZ" and !!'" documen· tary on the V.etnam War "Hearts lOSdMInds" (in Wau· kesha), 'as well as books. 011 witchcraft. ESP. and astrol· ogy have- all been questioned . in various states 1fl the last few months. "This Is a very dangerous ay to resolve the pro- ~em. "she continued. "The real way to address the problem is to educate people so they know what good film and literature are so the market evaporates. Do we know U the product Is not in the slore that It will still not be produced and'sold?'L.The ord1na.nc.ewas adopled at County Board meeting at which no one spol<e against It. "The ordinance was adopted because over 200 people appeared be. fore the board," said Cbalr. man Angelo Capriotti. nie American Civil Uber. ties UnlOIIhas offered its ... slltance to attorneys working . on those cases. "Freedom can only be maintained If the First Amendment Is applled u wrillen. "said Eunice Edgar. Executive Director of the Wisconsin ACLU. "We have offered our services to those shops and they ba ve reo talned their own attorneys." Edgar said the ACLU Is aware of the concerns of cler . gy, parents aDd __ Oft !be exposure of hardcore por. nograp/ly to ehlJdren. "However, legtslatlon should not be a legal substitute for parental responsibility. Pornography has always been available, and laws like this won'l stop It." she continued. "It will just go underground. " Edgar beUeves the price that is paid for unrestlcted access to infonnation is not high enough to counteract the benefits. "The bottom line is that we give up a IIltle bit bul we gain a lot with a commit· ment to first amendment rights." CappriolU laid that tho-e who llppOIed the ordlnanc could have spoken against It the night It was approved. "No one a.sked to speak." he aa1d "I foe! that WIththe cor, poratlon counsel m ling WIth the Attorney General and the new word!n« (thai wu adop~ at that m ling) thai the ordInaIlce Is lepI, U _'re~, ao be It." UNITARIAN _UN_IV.aER,.SAGLISTS bMn'--lo ",FIII,n ~ ml do n =:.. HallIe ¥OU .. ... d...~. wUtl an or",Odoa ,.. Io.on becau.e II hondl you a p<eclIaeated -., • 100 our _cl"l'urcll may be lor you.a.Fno-r ~~Io~'::'~= gow. ISN'T THIS THE CHURCH YOU HOPED TO FIND? M"MJm cor •• lNnY CI...cH w '.. Club ........ ....,.D.....r....'.....~.... JtANGER -SE News Briefs Air Force waste discovered The Air Force has been ordered to eliminate the "waste" because of its habit of purchasing overpriced plumbing. According to the Chicago Tribune wire service, Congressional investigators discovered Air Force officials bought 67 toilet pots from Lockheed Corporation for $317. They can be purchased at a hardware store for $10. Last year the Air Force spent $640 for each toilet seat, Rep. John Dingell (D-Mich.) complained in a letter lo De• fense Secretary Caspar Weinberger. The Pentagon of. lereo no reply. GPA mininum approved 'lbose college students who want to be teachers may be expected to "hit the books" a little harder in the future. A proposed rule to require students seeking teaching certiftcatlon to possess at least a 2.75 grade point average baa gained the approve! of the education committees in both houses of the state legislature, according to the Wisconsin State Journal. The Senate Education Committee unainimously endorsed the proposed the rule last week. Senator reunites family Two Vietnamese chiidren wm see their mother for th8 first lhne In seven years thanks to the help -0t a U.S. Senator • Aaaoeiated Press reported that Sen. Frank Murkowskl (ft.AJuka) traveled to Vietnam to find out about ~J; llllllele soldiers missing in action. He came home s ll,o children whose mother fled to the U.S. seven ye:rd Igo, and who now lives in Fairbanks, Alaska. She ~Js~• ki to help her, and he appealed to Foreign Nguyen Co Thach. Enrollment expected to increase tbeThere could be 180,000 students In the u: S~~;a:r. ,Year 2000 if no policy changes are ma ~~e students :ns population could have nearly 3,oood~ to an artic• le In the 164,624 it currently enrolls, accor g The the Madison Capital Times. . er or not the 8Yst regent committee will consider whe1t~ent on some carnern needs to limit undergraduate em; k the number or Pllses, the article continued. or cut ac Prorrams offered. Thu d y, January 23, 1 Anne Frank Drama selected for final !he dramatic arts disciplme 's production of "The Diary of Anne Frank." directed by lecturer Lisa Kornetskr, has been selected as a regional finaHst in the American College Theater Festival (ACTF) competition and will be staged in DeKalb, Ill. on Jan. 31. This is only the second time Parkside has entered the competition, and both time its productions have been selected. Last year the production "Crimes of the Heart" was named a regional finalist. A special benefit performance of "The Diary of Anne Frank," written by Frances Goodrich and Albert Hackett will be presented at 8 p.m. o~ Tuesday in the Communication Arts Theater. Donation is $5 at the door, and re ervations can be made by calling 553-2581. Special rates are avallable for group of 10 or more. Proceed from th performance will b u d to off t pen s incurr d in th thre • day trip to DeKalb. rec PUon, open to th public, ·m be held in the th ater lobby after the performance. The production w on of six cho en from about 50 ntrants in Wi con in and nu. noi . The cont t ill in •olv transporting th ntlre props, lights and c tum truck to DeKalb. wh th 25-member cast and crew will have four hours to t up th production, and aft r the rformance. t o hour to trlk it. They \I.ill complete ag t plays performed by studen from UW-Stev ns Point, 1arquette nhr rslty, ·orth m lllinols niver ty, Southern Illinois nlv ty and \ ' tern Illlnols Univ rslty. The competition ·ill b jud- S AF E results released by Scott cheuber The results of the first Student Acquired Faculty Evaluations (SAFE) ciculated last semester have been compiled, and are availlable to students. SAFE was a project devel• oped by the Student Services Committee of Parkside Stu- Kenosha passes porn ordinance Porn from page 1 for.mances ls subject to $500- $1000 fine the first time, and $1000-$10,000 fine for sub equent offenses. The approval of the ordinance bothers the woman in charge of the public librarle in Kenosha. "I understand the problem. So much of por• nography has women as targets that it makes me m." Pittman said. "But I don't see this as the way to solve the problems. Once a law like this Is one the books, who Ls going to do the deciding?" she continued. "Someone .could walk into a library and decide that 'Huck Finn' or •catcher in the Rye' is pomographic.'' Pittman cited examples trom a newsletter published bY the American Lib:,8-ry kl· soclatlon. The novel Slaughterhouse Five." the film "Return to oz" and the ctocumen• tary on the Vietnam War .. Hearts and Minds" (in wau• kesha) as well as books on witchcraft. ESP' and astrology have- all t,een questioned in various states in the last few months. "This is a very dangerous way to resolve the problem,'' she continued. •'The real way to address the prob• 1em is to educate people so they know what good film and literature are so the market evaporates. Do we know if • Thursday, January 23,1986 Week at the Park Brynner, Hot Canary main attractions Thursday, Jan. 23 - Movie titled "The King and I" (G) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. tn the Union Ctnema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Movie titled "Moonlighttng" wlll be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Friday, Jan. 24 - Movie titled "The King and 1" wlll be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m, tn the Union Cinema. Dance featuring "Hot Canary" starttng at 8 p.m. tn Union Square. Admission at the door Is $1 for a Parkstde student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, Jan. :15. Movie: "Moonllghttng" will be repeated at 8:30 p.m. tn the Union Ctnema. All seats are sold for the Saturday Foreign Film Series. Sunday, Jan. 26 - Movie: "Moonllghttng" will be reo peated at 2 p.rn. tn the Union Ctnema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be avaUable at the door. Movie: "The King and I" will be repeated at 7;30 p.m. tn the Union Ctnema. Monda.y, Jan. 2'7 - Workshop on "How to Find Jobs and Contact Employers" starts at 1 p.m. tn Union 104. The workshop is free and open to anyone. Call ext. 2452 for more information. College Bowl starts at 1 p.m. tn Matn Place. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. Tuesday, Jan. 28· Work· shop on "Preparing Your Resume on a MacIntosh Mtcrocomputer" starts at 5 p.m. in WLLC. Level D1. Call ext. 2452for reservations. Wednesday, Jan. 29· Sem· inar on "Busmess Feasibility Analysis" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2047for details. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. College Bowl continues today at 1p.m. in Main Place. All are welcome. Thursday, Jan. 30· Work· shop on "Grantsmanship" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 104. Call ext. 2312-for details. Sponsored by UW-ExtensioJ), Movie "Rambo: First Blood" (part 2, rated R) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 tor a guest. Sponsored by PAB. , Movie: "Sandakan" will be shown at 7: 30 p.m. in the Union Ctnema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Accent on Enrich?nent presents the Joseph Holmes Dance Company at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $5 for Parkside students and $7 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and will be available at the door. Ranger needs an advertising salesperson -NOW! - For Kenosha area. - To acquire and maintain new advertising Earn cash quickly while enhancing communication and business skills. We will pay: $25 plus 20% of gross sales. - Own transportation required Call at Ranger Office for application form. WLLC D139C (next to Coffee Shoppe.) .. Halley's Comet? . '.. . . .. No but in case the real thing has not been VISible from your wmdow, here IS a ph~tographic approximation made out of photographic paper, pepper and an unknown object. Halley' 's Comet . Scientific wandermakes.apjJearance by William Dezoma . rials thaw and float- out with' -.the comet will be leaVingOur the heat of the sun, and' this skies January 25. Hailey'S co;':;et has been at- -.. forms the tail. Not all comets If you-find the starscape 100 tracting a great deal of atten- Thave 'taus but those that do confusing, and can't tell Jution lately. The fact that it only display them when near plter from the North Star only appears once every 76 the sun, Beyond Jupiter com- "USA Today" is featUring~ years might have somethtng ets have no tails because the . daily comet watch which to do with it. - weather Is too cold. shows the comet's relaUv. Edmund Halley (1656-1742) Professor James Me· position In the sky. was a friend of Isaac Newton Crickard, who teaches astron- .The late January dlsap. (1642·1727). Together, they omy here, offers some advice pearance of Hailey's is no decisively demonstrated that for those wlshtng to see the cause for disappointment. comets orbit the sun. The .comet. He says to look In the The comet will reappear In comet Is not named after Hal- .southwest sky, very close to the southeast morning sky in ley because he discovered it. the horizon, immediatley early March. In the last days It was seen as far back as 240 after sunset, since the comet : of March. it will be veryclose B.C. and bears his name be- sets. not too long after the sun to the horizon, but the tall cause he proposed that the does. Observers will probably will be at its most speetactugreat comet of 1682 was the need binoculars and should i lar just before sunrise. In same one which had appear- look for Jupiter, the brightest 'early April, Halley's will ed in 1601. He predicted that thtng in the sky in that dtrec- leave the morntng sky and this same comet would come tion. The tail of the comet is will resurface in the evening again in 1758,but was unable upward relative to the hort- sky, this time in the southto see it. owing to his' having zon, and the comet will look east. However, if you are not been dead for sixteen years. more like a star, although planning on seeing this once- Comets are comprised of a fuzzy and not twinkling. in-a-lifetime event, you can compact, solid body of frozen The further south the ob- rest easy, knowing that thisis gases and other substances server goes, the better the supposedly one of the comet's which are imbedded in rocky view gets. But' soon no least spectacular appearmaterial. These core mate- amount of travel will help, as ances in centuries. ====Club Events==== Peer Support . _Parkside Activities Board meeting please contact Dan Peer Support is offering a (PAB) will be meeting Wed. Galbraith tn the PAB offic. scholarship for the Spring nesday, Jan. 27 at 12 noon in or call 553-2650. semester. Deadline for appli- the PAB office Union Dl17 cants is Jan. 29. For more in- (by the' Union Information formation and for applica- Desk) to start deciding the tions, contact the PSO office, Performtng Arts Series for WLLC D139F (next to Coffee the 1986-87 season. If you Shoppe). would like to help decide what will be on next 'year's PAR performing arts series, please 'The Performing Arts and attend this meeting. If you Lectures Committee of the are unable to attend this ---..- ~--------:- PSE Pi Sigma Epsilon (PSE). a .marketing fraternity, will b. having a meeting WednesdaY, Jan. 29 at 1:15 In Moln 116. All members are required to .attend, and anyone interested in becoming a. member is welcome to attend. • SPRING BREAK - ••• Observe Black History Week Used books on Black American history and literature are on sale from Jan. 16- 4 31, in the Old Book Corner at Martha Mer.rell's Book Store, 312 Sixth St jt Haclne, . , t~ ~ ':'..: ' ._ ~ ~- LUV the Sun? 7 nights Y 8 days t "in Fl. Lauderdale. DaylOoa • - or the Islands ~--........ - - - d • Thursday, January 23, 1986 Week at the Park Brynner, Hot Canary main attractions Thursday, Jan. 23 • Movie titled "The King and I" (G) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door Is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by P AB. Movie titled "Moonlighting" will be shown at 7: 30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Friday, Jan. 24 - Movie titled "The King and I" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Dance featuring "Hot Canary" starting at 8 p.m. In Union Square. Admission at the door Is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by P AB. Saturday, Jan. 25 - Movie: "Moonlighting" will be repeated at 8:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Saturday Foreign Film Series. unday, Jan. Z8 . Movie: "Moonlighting" will be repeated at 2 p.m. In the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Serles will be available at the door. Movie: "The King and I" wlll be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, Jan. 2'7 - Work· shop on "How to Find Jobs and Contact Employers" starts at 1 p.m. in Union 104. The workshop is free and open to anyone. call ext. 2452 for more information. College Bowl starts at 1 p.m. in Main Place. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. Tuesday, Jan. 28 . Work· shop on "Preparing Your Resume on a MacIntosh Microcomputer" starts at 5 p.m. in WLLC, Level D1. Call ext. 2452 for reservations. Wedne day, Jan. 29 - Sem• inar on "Business Feasibility Analysis" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 201. Call ext. 2041 for details. Sponsored by the Small Bttsiness Development Center. College Bowl cQntinues today at lp.m. in Main Place. All are welcome. Thursday, Jan. SO • Work· shop on "Grantsmanship" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 104. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Movie "Rambo: First Blood" (part 2, rated R) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by P AB. Movie: "Sandakan" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Accent on Enrichment presents the Joseph Holmes Dance Company at 8 p.m . in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $5 for Parkside students and $7 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and wlll be avallable at the door. Ranger needs an advertising salesperson -NOW! - For Kenosha area. -To acquire and maintain new advertising Earn cash quickly while enhancing communication and business skills. We will pay: $25 plus 20% of gross sales. - Own transportation required Call at Ranger Office for application form. WLLC D139C (next to Coffee Shoppe.) photo by Jack Bornhuetter Halley's Comet? . . . _ . 0 , but in case the r~al _1hing has not been v1s1ble from your wmdow, here ts a photographic approximation made out of photographic paper, pepper and an unknown object. Halley_ 's Comet Scientific wonder_ makes appearance by William Dezoma Halley's comet })as been attracting a great deal of attention lately. The fact that it only appears once every 76 years might have something to do with it. Edmund Halley (1656-1742) was a friend of Isaac Newton (1642-1727). Together, they decisively demonstrated that comets orbit the sun. The comet is not named after Halley because he discovered it. It was seen as far back as 240 B.C. and bears his name because he proposed that the great comet of 1682 was the same one which had appeared in 1607. He predicted that this same comet would come again in 1758, but was unable to see it, owing to his having been dead for sixteen years. Comets are comprised of a compact, solid body of frozen gases and other substances which are 1mbedded in rocky material. These core materials thaw and float out with the heat of the sun, and this forms the tail. Not all comets have tails but those that do only display them when near the sun. Beyond Jupiter comets have no tails because the weather is too cold. Professor James Mc- Crickard, who teaches astronomy nere, offers some advice for those wishing to see the · comet. He says to look In the southwest sky, very close to the horizon, immediatley after sunset, since the comet sets not too long after the sun does. Observers will probably need binoculars and should look for Jupiter, the brightest thing in the sky in that direction. The tail of the comet is upward relative to the horizon. and the comet will look more like a star, although fuzzy and not twinkling. The further south the observer goes, the better the view gets. But soon no amount of travel will help, as the comet wlll be leaving our skies January 25. If you find the starscape too confusing, and can't tell Ju. piter from the North Star "USA Today" is featuring~ dally comet watch which shows the comet's relaUve position in the sky. . The late January dJsap. pearance of Halley's Is no cause for disappointment. The comet will reappear in the southeast morning sky in early March. In the last days of March, it will be very close to the horizon, but the tall will be at Its most spectactu, , Iar just before sunrise. In early April, Halley's will leave the morning sky and will resurface in the evening sky, this time in the southeast. However, if you are not planning on seeing this oncein- a-lifetime event, you can rest easy, knowing that this is supposedly one of the comet's least spectacular appear• ances in centuries. Club Events==== Peer Support Peer Support ls offering a scholarship for the Spring semester. Deadline for applicants is Jan. 29. For more information and for applications, contact the PSO office, WLLC D139F (next to Coffee Shoppe). PAB The Performing Arts and Lectures Committee of the Parkside Activities Board (P AB) will be meeting Wednesday, Jan. 27 at 12 noon in the P AB office Union Dll 7 (by the Union Information Desk) to start deciding the Performing Arts Series for the 1986-87 season. If you would like to help decide what will be on next year's performing arts series, please attend this meeting. If you are unable to attend this Observe Black History Week Used books on Black American history and literature are on sale from Jan 16- 31, in the Old Book Corner at M~rtha Mer_rell's Book Store, 312 Sixth St. Racine. ' meeting please contact Dan Galbraith in the P AB office or call 553-2650. PSE Pi Sigma Epsilon (PSE), a marketing fraternity, will be having a meeting Wednesday, Jan. 29 at 1:15 in Moln 116. All members are required to attend, and anyone interested in becoming a member Is welcome to attend. SPRING BREAK LUV the Sun? 7 nights / 8 days in Fl. Lauderdale, Daytona or the Island~ LIPJr•~ · ◄ 1100) J611-2006 TOI.L tNH ...... Thursday. January 23. 1986 :I The King & I PAR presents by GlU'J' L. clmeeberger t. Feature Editor In 19M. the late Yul Bryn. ner assumed a role he would continue playing unW liLt death last fall. TIIat role Lt the KIng of Slam, and the rum In which It originated. "TIle KIng And r," "U1 be presented in the Union CInema tills week by P AB. A somewhat overblown, yet perpetually ercwd-pleaatngmusical. "TIle KIng And I" makes up in its eltervescence that it loses from ILt bloated. ness. Especially fine Lt Bryn· ner, who captured an 0 car for Ills portrayal of the ornery king wllo softens considerably under the lnt1uence of a Brit· Ish scnoot teacller (Deborah Kerr). come to Slam to eeucate Ills ba.ttalllon of cllJldren.. The musical numbers. oria. Ina! Rodgers and Hamme .... teln gems llke "Getting to Know You" and "SIIaIl We Dance." serve as perfect vehicles Cor the stant and Brynner's long.lauded fiair and sIIowmanslllp make tIIlI a most worthwhlle outing. grant from Johnson's Wax and start him on the reo search. Siewert stated he believes Johnson's Wax could be successful with this venture and looks forward to whatever progress the company will make this his research. "One thing they IIave to do is go out and get hold of the actual articles before they can do a lot with It." lie said. "1.{uch of the research is in Russian and needs to be translated, I'm finding a lot of interesting things. many things r dldn·t expect." ~nt wi-nstfipa:round the world hil.~I&yHarrington' ~ a trip around tile, -_._,,10 ms llk,e a far-off many people. but ri,t~ear,old Parkside Heldi orawrord, It ia~ come true, !:~r. the National, _ Association sponlI\ lIIraweek-long contest re- .. lbat contestants puriliia I1loosfro", any nation- ,_ store. Crawford did ~._ Visiting Thorn Mc-, ~ Regency Mall. but .... "the thought of win- .... I!lpped my mind over !llallBIi." Ilieii; two weeks before ~. she received Iia- ~~ advertising forms J:::"_ her she had been' ~d 8S a possible grand ~er. Returning the ~•••"-,, re Visiting a friend ~--ua. she was not expec- ~ reception she receive :iiYBhe returned. llied fath~r called me and _ ~"me If r was sitting '.. she recalls. -r hadn't ill/QteSt Idea Wilyhe insisiii~ d sit. but I finally "" told me tllat I'd di's picture In the paper?' " Crawford plans to lake tile trip . the zt.day. all-expense- paid jaunt for two includes $2,000 spending money . during the last three weeks of September. lOI feel like if 1 went now," she explained of her decision to wait, "I would be going at my own risk, because of all tile stuff going on in the Far East. r plan on things quieting down over the summer, so I can go and not have to worry if 'I'm going to make it back. " Among the countries she'll visit are France, England, Germany, Switzerland, Japan. Holland and Australia. She is most excited about going to Switzerland because she loves to ski and has heard many interesting things about the country, Although she's had time to reflect on her good fortune, Crawford· a business management major - still has trouble realizing it's really happened. "I'm dumbfoun· ded," she confessed. "I still can't believe I'm actually going, Only my friends realize I've actually won." Save how much onT rsday? ..,;.#.:OOf.t.~'.lli& Heidi Crawford won. I freaked out. I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time." Some of Crawford's friends also "freaked out" upon learning the news. "My friend Gail saw my picture on the front page of tile' Journal Times and thought r was dead." .Crawford rem:mbers with a laugh. "She figured, 'Why else would they put Hel- $2.00 oR a 16 • chpizza! o-"r/!Ir ~ F...... hoi, g..... 1aItIng ppitzZzllZroAm',_DtOoMIN_O_'S dell_In 30minuift. guIf1In_. 01' you 90' $3.00 011you<_. And on Thursday. getS2.OO on Iny llHnch __ pizzi with 2 or mont lopping .. Just"" lor Thursday'l _ill. AYIi_ allday thll Thursday ... only ""'" Domino'. Pizza, tfetivitYhour~"':"'-~------ AM.t... t p.m. activity hour is a good ~ ...lties from po,g, e I' motes extracurricular studen oportunity for faculty to get ......... ' , t among diverse d meet" 1IiIte'.;:.rtday.Hence. at lnvolvemen 1 that other- together an . 'il .~.....es tIIere Is a, sllort- groupS of peo~ e eet There Bill Serpe, cllair of the Stu· iIerJ. ~ Brooms and a lim~ wise would no m 'f' r stu dent Organizations Coun~il, ~ of courses in the af- are academic readsoonns th°ehour' felt that if the curren t a"cbv . dents who -depen k outside of ity hour were changed,. We SSUb til to dOt.grou;I?sWa~Ramsdell.. .would see a major deCt.lu:tot~f J ere aren't any class lme, ." our clubs and general ac IVIles. ~ dUe Over_the activity But the as::tiVI.ty. h t This is a commuter campus rb:"..,~ ~ma but there are._ d .t J·ust promote studen already, There WOUldb,.e no ~Ih~.i,~tatnlegiU t oesn. wI·tll other, stu- . rna e -reasons interactiOn t ' 'a "shared other reason to come. ';lI'G~!;ty...r.:r.iods~me sqrt of ac- d t ·t promO eS d • according to en s. 1 ect" accord- According to ·Greenebaum. '- ell. PSGA presi- governance ~sll ':There are n decision wouldn·t take ef· 'ing to Rams e, t· on a Y t'I tile Spring of 1987. student repret~:~~a :;~s the 1 fect un • faculty comml call us: 654-5070 2136 Wllhlngton K_ DOMINO'S PIZZA DEUVERS· • FREE. Vity hour. pro- Thu ay, January 23, l ; 111 Siewert Research project for Johnson Wax by Jim Neibaur really that deals With the s b The King & I PAB pre ent Feature Editor ~ect since then. so my proj~ct is to look at materials since l958 on t!te geo-chemistry of hot sprmgs and mineral spri~~s and their therapeutic quahhes and present a short report and an annotated bibliography. oue to the recen~ interest in hdffh. many businesses are iookllll at exercise and propdltl trom a financial perer uve. Racine-based John::, wax has hired Pa~kside -,,inn major Tom Siewert 5.;fst in the research for ::ei, latest health-related reftlU1'9· "JobnSOn's Wax wants to get Into the health goods part a( the chemical industry,'' said Siewert during a recent 1niervtew. "And they would like to know something about die chemistry of hot springs and rntneral springs so that they can produce a product with the same therapeutic qualities. •'There was a major study thal was done ln 1958 about nterature up to that point, with a bllge bibliography containing 3300 different references. But there's nothing "So what I do is sit in the library and look over au the chemical abstracts, and look over all the articles that I find and write down the reference and annotation." Siewert stated he has 200 hours budgeted, including two Milwaukee trips and two overnight Madison trips. ''I hope to be done by the end of the semester, by the time I graduate in May." Siewert had done some research on hot springs and nat~ral waters before being approached on this project, so he was a good person to pick. It was Dr. Steven Leavitt who assisted in getting Siewert his grant from Johnson's \\ax and start h1m on the research. Siewert stated he believes Johnson's Wax could be uccessful with this venture and Student wins trip around the world Krll&y Harrington di's picture In the paper?' " Crawford plans to take the look Wilnlng a trip l;l.round the llll'ld seems like a far-off dream to many people, but tJr 19-year-old Parkside lralunan Heidi Crawford, it Isa dream come true. trip• the 21-day, all-expen- --------------------------, In October, the National Foetwear Association sponll'ld a week-long contest re, ilrlag that contestants purdlae shoes from any nation- 11 llloe store. Crawford did ~-that, visiting Thom Mc._ at Regency Mall, but ldibita "the thought of winslipped my mind over lieallon.'' 'lben, two weeks before ~. she received lia~!.!-' ld advertising forms -111111g her she had been ~ as a possible grand r11C Winner. Returning the .11,.~fore visiting a friend .._ta, she was not expec- 111...,~ reception she recelv• .. ·-. ahe returned . Ill,, V.y father called me and ... ~ tne if I was sitting ""'11," ahe recalls. "I hadn't \I faintest Idea why he insisel.~ ld sit, but I finally -. he told me that I'd Heidi Crawford won. I freaked out. I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time." . Some of Crawford's friends also "freaked out" ~pon learning the news. My friend Gail saw my picture on the front page of the Journal Times and thought I was d d " Crawford remembers w~fh 'a laugh. "She figure~. 'Why else would they put He1- se-paid jaunt for two in ludes $2,000 spending money - during the last three weeks of September. "I feel like If J went now," he explained of her decision to wait, "I would be going at my own ri k, because of all the stuff going on in the Far East. I plan on things quieting down over th summer. so I can go and not have to worry if I'm going to make it back." Among the countries she'll visit are France, England. Germany, Switzerland, Japan, Holland and ustralla. She is most excited about going to Switzerland becau e she loves to ski and ha heard many interesting thing · about the country. Although she's had time to reflect on her good fortun . Crawford . a buslnes~ management major - till has trouble realizing It's really happened. "I'm dumbfounded " she confessed. "I ·till can:t believe I'm actually going. Only my frie~~s realize I've actually won. Activity hour-~_:_:.------- m activity hour i a good Activities/ motes extracurricular student p. .t nit for faculty to get rom page 1 opor u Y .. Y·Friday. Hence, at involvement afo~~atd~~sr~ together and meet. Of~e_s there is a short- groups of1cf~cit emeet ... There Bill Serpe, chair of the St~ott"' 11srooms and a lim- wise wou . . sons for stu- dent Organizations Coun~il, 11..: .. er of courses in the af. are academic I e~ on the hour felt that if the current a~.tiv- .. "UOII. dents who depen k outside of ity hour were changed,_ We ~ to do %rou?, swai~ Ramsdell. would see a major de~~ of Uy there aren't any class time, . . hour clubs and general activ1t1es. dU over the activity B t the activity t Th's is a commuter campus e.ere~ma but there are, doe~n•t _just P:ohmootteh:;u~~~- alr~ady. There woul~. be no ~~.•~,}egltlmate reasons interaction wit "shared other reason to come. ~ "'lfl some sort of ac- t ·t promotes a Pat R~rt~." according to den s, i t " accord- According to ·aldnre~tn~;eu:~ .._, ·~IISQell PSGA . governance adspllec' ;There are decision wou "Ill. ' pres1- ing to Rams e . tattves on any tu the Spring of 19 7 . '"l1te student repr?sen nd the 1 feet un activity hour pro- faculty committees a $2.00 off a 16-inch ·ua! Fresh, hot, gr t t ng pizufrom DO o·s PIZZA . Made to Ofdef and delivered in 30 minute guarantNCI or you get $3.00 off your Ofdef. AndonThursday,get$2.00 off any t&-lnch chee piz:u w th 2 or more toppings. Just aSk tor Thursday's spec I. Ava I ble all day this Thursday ••• only from Domino's Pizza. I 0-,,r/J,_1 J4tJ Call us: 654-5070 2136W ngton Kenoaha DOMINO'S PIZZA DELIVERS FREE. 6 Thursday, January 23,1986 O~~!:.,~"~B~,~,~~~!!!.e!m:.~!~.~~i~~aWSUit Feature Editor air interview. "He never real- that. It Ktnt?' ly took issue with any of our Ozzy Osbourne, for some Last October, to-year-old points," said Palec, "he sort time now, has gotten ~ bad John~cCollum comm~d of danced around them. I rap. Known for his btearre _ suicide with his father's .22- slated that there Md -to be publicity 'habits "Ofthe ,Past caliber handgun. The father other reasons for the kid's and not for his genumely has since prompted a lawsuit suicide, and his father basl- great niusical and songwrItagainst Ozzy Osbourne and cally told me that he didn't ing abilities, ma.ny people CBS Records, stating that his know. tend to dismiss hIS work as dead son was found with "Certain parents are look- . insignificant, especiallY ~f headphones on, listening to ing for other people to do they have never listened to ~t Osbourne's CBS LP "Blizzard their jobs for them. If a par- seriously. All of Osbourne s of Oz." ent has a sincere interest in songs deal with positive The song in question is what their kids are interested things (peace, love, brot~erlOSulcldeSolution, II a song the in, then they'll know whether hood) and rebel only agamst father refers to as a death it's right for them or not. that which is negative (war, lullaby, when actually it is "Now I don't mean they etc.). To state that his music about the late Bon Scott, for- should have a dictatorial in- drove a teenager to suicide is mer AC/DC lead singer who terest, but they certainly simply ludicrous. literally drank himself to should have a knowledge of death. If anything, "Suicide what their kids like and dis- Nevertheless, Osbourne and Solution" Is a song that ljke. I think this suicide inci- CBS records have been frowns upon suicidal alcohol- dent is a good example. The named in a suit and are to go ism. father was just npt aware. I on trial; a trial that the plain- Steve Palec, morning DJ asked him if he had to do it tiff's attorney has stated will and Milwaukee radio station all over again, would he keep expose the ugliness of rock WQFM recently spoke with his kid from listening to all music once and for all. We've heard THAT before! Perhaps it is Ozzy Osbourne's wife who came up with the most intetltgent statement. She is quoted by var- . ious press reports as saYing "It's a good thing this kid wasn't reading Shakespeare He would have killed himseU long ago,' ~Woody Allen '8 film career intelligently studied by Jim Nelbaur Feature Editor actor and playwright. Woody Allen is, of course, the noted comedian and filmmaker whose work is by far the highlight In screen comedy for the past decade-and-ahalf. While Brode did Interview Allen several times in preparation for his bOOK,it Is not a biography. Instead it delves Into facts of Woody Allen's filmmaking talents from an objective critical standpoint. The book analyzeseach of' Allen's films. up to 1984's "The Purple Rose of Cairo." telling how each entry Into Citadel Press has just published "Woody Allen, His FUms and Career," by Douglas Brode. It Is one of the most impressive film books available by one of the best writers on the cinema. Brode Is a critic for the New York Post Standard, professor of cinema studies at Onondaga <::omn:wJPty_College In Syracuse, New York, host of both television and radio shows on entertainment celebrities, as well as an PARKSIDE UNION Pf/OENr5 SPR/NO BREA« .DAVTONA BEACH March 7-16,1916 1'l1li QC&UIIY'" ..a.1IDES • Round trip transporlalion by ullJa--modem molO4' c:oech. bdW'DOm equipped and aif conditioned. • s..en nightS ~ al.the 0CNntr0nt ~InnHotei,cent8loI~onll'lelrlp. • PWtned deCk P*tieS.~, actiYities. etc. almosl _. • ()ptioNI ~ available 10 Epcot C8nte1'. OilIMyWorid. p..-ty bc*s.1ueiIs. Me. • \IftNersiIy..cort ~. plus tullilM tr8'oW •_ .. I............. ~'Ifhll8inFlorida. 5I6III1JP_I\.T r_UIIION1JffICE' .. .,1-4.3e OK fOIl NOlIE IJIIFOIUlATION CALL 553-Z294 Dream Academy. Symphonic'JJav~d Gilmour.production by Gretchen QaYbart in j,Vh\chh~plays his'Ricke.!',' ~asy IJstening statIonS lilt packer ele~lric. ':.. . next. The album Itself Is ver1 , Nehru Jackets are back~ At. ,The tracks. do te.nd' to have unique until side ~ .. least Ihey are according ..'to ,. th'r Sl!~e. '.tempo •• ~hlCh .Is' "Bound To Be" cb!1II" II Nick Lalrd·Clowes. frontman greatly I\9tlced i11th.eliken"ss wlUi •a . Howard Jones· .... o~.,!!te English band. The at' "MoVillg' On'~ .';ind":rbe a'ijdgull8r spurts \lIat ..... Dream Academy, who sparta Love.. PllI:'!-de," Th,eil: flliIt like :they came fro~ a .... such a,jacket on the cover of, 'single .oft'the album' "Life In 70'~'televislon sboWs u.eme thel~ first album "The, Dream ,'a:' .l':lorthern Town,'" 'haS'an song. . ,Aca~my" on Warner. Bros.' 'lntto.bearln,g resemb~ce·tQ '. ," • Records. - ' " the Beac); Boys~~lasslc .'. The' Dream AcademY are The David Gilm~ur-pfuduc. :'CaIlfornla Girls," Th.e so.ng.' coinblnlition of orCh~~ ed album can 'I be termed pOp" ci'o5ses bOrders though"lri sti-tirn'entals and son ~ by any means. With the Inclu- ,thai 11 can be heard on'him! .. fornllng ..",·lhorougblY""'· sion of instruments' -such as -rock statio'h's one" initnitiEfa:l'nd able· sound. Ihe cello and timpani, It could ....., , ., ,.. " De described as refreshingly symphonic. The union .of Clo- . we.. along with Gilbert .. Gabriel's keyboards and Kate SI. Oboe's flOWingvoice and forceful tenor saxophone is u~ique in every sense. Along WIth prOducing, Gilmour adds his guitar expertise and R.E.M.'s Peter Buck also contributes on "The Party." the comedian's filmography exhibits further insights into Allen's image and self. Brode does not paint a glowing picture of his subject with each analysis, but instead makes QbjectIve crttlcal statements to explain why a film worked or did not. Perhaps the most startling comments in this book concern the Oscar-winning "Annie Hall," which many regard as Allen's masterpie- 'ce.-BrDae dIsagrees, stating during a recent phone Interview: . "I think the reason 'Annie Hall' was so popular and successful Is because it resembled a lot the relationships among the future yup.pies in the audience. When someone tells you they liked the flim,., It's usually because the film tic and the realistic withIII< mirrored a relationshIp they style and grace that befitsa were having at the time," filmmaker whose outputIa Brode believes that Allen's among the most Improaalve next film, "Manhattan," was filmographies In screenllJslo. the realization of what the ry .: filmmaker was trying to ac- "Woody Allen, His FI1ma compUsh with" Annie Hall." and Career" Is an Important Two films that Brode espe- book on a' very Important dally has disdain for are "In· cinema ..figure. The author teriors" (In which Allen did should be commended tor not appear) and "Stardust being more than just casuall1 Memories. t, Brode stated that Impresstontstic with state. he could perhaps forgive .'Tn- ments on each film andaJ1ow. teriors" for 'being- a -generallY'. , . Ing for -depth of discussion. unsuccessful attempt to emu, Brode said that If the boat late Bergeman, but feels that Is successful, he plans to lifo "Stardust. Memories" was date It every few yearsa ": ..a direct rip-off of 'Fellnl's Ailen' produces more IiImI. '8%.' t. stating, "After 'Purple a.. Brode pointed to.All~n's lat- of Cairo,' I'm really excltol est, "The Purple Rose of to "see just what he'll do Cairo," asthe culmination of next." nrs work, blending the, roman- Letter·------..........:....-~---- Letter from page 2- sure ,Ralph Abagian and all ofthe stUdents of the Supersec~ tion that we worked hard arid, professionally to promote the interests of the students. And by no means did we entirely fail. A great deal of learning went on In the Supersection, ~me of It by Ralph Ab:f: .. himself, who - I'm su tilt would confess . beforewrit. course, could not haV~ttr" ten nearly as good a ~e1II JaJl the one that appeare week's Ranger, AIaJI Sb...... EnglisbDe~ by Jim eibaur Feature Editor Last October, 19-year-old John cCollum commit ed suicide with his father's .22 caliber handgun. The father has since prompted a lawsuit against Ozzy Osbourne and CB Records, stating that his dead son was found with h adphones on, listening to Osbourne's CBS LP "Blizzard of Oz." The song In question is "Sui lde Solution," a song the father refers to as a death lullaby, when actually it is about the late Bon Scott, former AC/DC lead singer who literally drank himself to death. If anything, "Suicide Solution·' is a song that frowns upon uicidal alcohol! m. Steve Patee. morning DJ and Milwaukee radio station WQFM recently spoke with Book review McCollum 's father In an onair interview. "He never really took issue with any of our points," said Palec, "he sort of danced around them. I stated that there -had - to be other reasons for the kid's suicide, and his father basically told me that he didn't know. "Certain parents are lookIng for other people to do their jobs for them. If a parent has a sincere interest in what their kids are interested in. then they'll know whether it's right for them or not. "Now I don't mean they should have a dictatorial interest, but they certainly should have a knowledge of what their kids like and dislike. I think this suicide incident is a good example. The father was just n.pt aware. I asked him if he had to do it all over again, would he keep his kid from listening to all music. He couldn't answer that." Ozzy Osbourne, for some time now' has gotten a bad rap. Known for his bizarre publicity nabits uf the paSt and not for his genuine~y great musical and songwnting abilities, many people tend to dismiss his work as insignificant, especially if they have never listened to !t seriously. All of Osboui:n~ s songs deal with positive things {peace, love, bro~erhood) and rebel only against that which is negative (war, etc.). To state that his music drove a teenager to suicide is simply ludicrous. Nevertheless, Osbourne and CBS records have been named in a suit and are to go on trial; a trial that the plaintiff's attorney has stated will expose the ugliness of rock music once and for all. We've lawsuit heard THAT before! Perhaps it is Ozzy Osbourne's wife who came up with the most ~ntelligent statement. She is quoted by various press reports as saying "It's a good thing th1s kid wasn't reading Shakespeare He would have killed hlmseU long ago.' Woody Allen's film career intelligently studied by Jim 'elbaur Feature Editor Citadel Press has just published "Woody Allen, His Films and Career," by Douglas Brode. It ls one or the most impressive film books available by one of the best writers on the cinema. actor and playwright. Woody Allen Is, of course, the noted comedian and filmmaker whose work is by far the highlight in screen comedy for the past decade-and-ahalf. While Brode did interview Allen several times in preparation for his book, it is not a biography. Instead it delves Into facts of Woody Allen's fllmmaking talents from an objective critical standpoint. Brode ls a critic for the New York Post Standard, professor of cinema studies at Onon<l.a.ga Community College in Syracuse, New York. host of both television and radio shows on entertainment celebrities, as well as an The book analyzes each of Allen's films, up to 1984's "The Purple Rose of cairo," telling how each entry into PARKSIDE UNION ,,.avns $PR/NC BREA/I. •DAVTONA BEACH M•rch 7-16, 1986 naQUUIJl'i...-=uma • Roi,,,O lnp uansporta1,or, by ullfa.modem IIIOIOf co.ell. t.llW'OOffl equ,pped-•COlldobonecl . • s.-, n,ghts ~-Ille OcNl,ltonl ~ Inn ttoi.l. cen1a<of-on lhe lr ip • P\aMed dlCk parties, contest. ac1M1ies. ale a1mOG1 daily. • Opllanal.._ available.lO Epcol Cenle<, o..y-. pe,ty-. tu-.erc: -~-l!Voughoul.pluslul_.,.... ·----~-,nflonda. ........... ,_ ... _.... ... _ ..... ........ ., ............. _ ,._._ ______ .. ___ _ ....... ,... .............. ..,.. .................. . ............... ..,. --~ ,, ..... "" ........ """"' - ...... ~ ............. -~ .... .......,, ........... ..., --·---s.,..e•---~---~-------SIGN UP NOW AT PAIIKSIDE UNIONOfflCE LlffM:31 OR FOR MORE INFORMATION CAl.1553-1294 the comedian's filmography exhibits further insights into Allen's image and self. Brode does not paint a glowing picture of his subject with each analysis, but instead makes objective critical statements to explain why a film worked or did not. Perhaps the most startling comments in this book concern the Oscar-winning '"Annie Hall,'' which many regard as Allen's masterpiece. Brode disagrees, stating during a recent phone interview: "l think the reason 'Annie Hall' was so popular and successful is because it resemb• led a lot the relationships among the future yuppies in the audience. When someone tells you they liked the film, Dream Academv it's usually because the film mirrored a relationship they were having at the time." Brode believes that Allen's next film, "Manhattan," was the realization of what the filmmaker was trying to accomplish with "Annie Hall." Two films that Brode especially has disdain for are "Interiors" (in which Allen did not appear) and "Stardust Memories.'' Brode stated that he could perhaps forgive "Interiors" for being a generally unsuccessful attempt to emulate Bergeman, but feels that "Stardust Memories" was " ... a direct rip-off of Felini's '8½.' " Brode pointed to Allen's latest, "The Purple Rose of cairo," as the culmination of his work, blending the romantic and the realistic with the style and grace that befits a filmmaker whose output is among the most Impressive filmographies in screen histo. ry. "Woody Allen, His FUma and Career'' is an important book on a very important cinema figure. The author should be commended for being more than just casually impressionistic with state. ments on each film and aJlolr. ing for -depth of discussion. Brode said that if the boot is successful, he plans to up, date it every few years u Allen produces more ftlml, stating, "After 'Purple Role of Cairo,' I'm really excited to see just what he'll do next." Symphonic David Gilmour production by Gretchen Gayhart Nehru jackets are back! At least they are according to Nick Laird-Clowes, frontman of the English band The Dream Academy, who sports such a jacket on the cover of their first album "The Dream Academy" on Warner Bros. Records. The David Gilmour-produced album can't be termed pop by any means. With the incJu. sion of instruments such as the cello and timpani, it could be described as refreshingly symphonic. The unlon of Clowes along with Gilbert Gabriel's keyboards and Kate St. Oboe's flowing voice and forceful tenor saxophone is u~que in e'='ery sense. Along with producmg, Gilmour adds his guitar expertise and R.E.M. 's Peter Buck also contributes on "The Party,'' in which he plays his Rickenbacker electric. . The tracks do tend· to have the same tempo, which is greaUy noticed in the JikeneS$ of "Moving On" and "The Love Par.ade." Their fil"8t single off the album ''Life fn a Northern Town," has an intro bearing resemblance to the Beach Boys' classic "California Girls." The song crosses borders though, fn . Utat It can be heard on hard rock stations one minute· and easy listening staUons t11e next. The album itseU Is very unique until side two 1 "Bound To Be" chimes ID with a Howard Jones~ aJ)d guitar spurts that - like they came from a mld- 70's television show's thefflt ~ng. The Dream AcademY are; combination of orches~ .... strumentals and soft~ forming a tho!Ol.lghlY enjOJ' able sound. Letter'---____;~---- Letter / rom page 2 sure Ralph Abagian and all of the students of the Supersection that we worked hard and professionally to promote the interests of the students. And by no means did we entirely fail. A great deal of learning went on in the Supersection, some of tt by Ralph ,Aba~ himself, who · I'm sure uie would confess · before writ· course, could not haV~ter aJ ten nearly as good a le ia51 the one that appeared In week's Ranger. Alan Sh~ English Depa~ jJSSI! 'Two IlUc/IaIlan,a sweeper the Ranger soccer been named both first team Alland 1985 NAIA All_American. • a senior indusm. ajor and a nawcastJe, England, Ea3.43 grade poiiirwhile playing excepive soccer, guid- ... R.aDgersto a District H _p1onship and to the """ 5 finals. (The Rangers, "'" laSt year went to the na- 1III8lS lost by one goal this ,." 1D Sangamon State in IIeArea 5 championship.) 1!UdIaJUUl, co-captain of the IIIID, bas also been named to lie 1985 All Area 5 team and lie All_JofideaTsteam of the IIaIIDD&I Soccer Coaches As- IIda\IliIl of America. ~'s fellow team- IIiIe 1lIld co-captain, Mike Pd»eI't8ont a midfielder I was """80 honorable mention ~o of the goals were gamewmners. In addition to his sterling defensive play and strong team leadership, Buchanan scored two goals and had two a~sists. One goal was a game wmner. "Andy ha"s given four good seasons to Parkside soccer .. Coach Rick Kilps said. "I ~ pleased to have coached him for the past tw.n seasons. He gave us maturity and experience when we needed it. . "Mike came here as a jun. IOr college transfer from Waubonsee (Ill.) Community College," Kilps said. "He was my first Parkside recruit. I could not have brought a better one.' Both players finished their successful careers this year and benefited from the Ranger soccer program. Robertson stated that he liked "the tougher overall competition. Playing against some top competition made me a better player. Playing against teams from different areas and states was a great experience for me, as well as the trip to Nationals last year." Robertson has one year to go before he graduates and will serve as the assistant coach for the 1986 Ranger soccer team, Pg Rangers win two, lost one in tourney seniors named All-American 111 Richard Blay SpOrts Editor ---- Andy Buchanan selection on the 1985 NAIA All-American Team. Robertson, a native of Big Rock, Ill., is also a senior, and majors in marketing, maintaining a 3.30 GPA. Besides being an exceptional defensive player, he scored four goals and had seven assists. matches. Pdce"Js record for the season is 16-3. Heavyweight Shawn Yde won his matches with' a pin and two regular decisions. Yde's record is 16-5. Twa wrestlers won two matches and lost one. 150 lb. Mark Dubey lost a regular decision. In his two victories, Dubey pinned one opponent and earned a regular decision in hIS other match. Dubey's record is 14-9 for the season. 177 lb. Carl Price won two major decisions and lost regular decision. Price's record is 13-10. 118 lb. Arthur Oemerath won one match and lost two. One of his losses was to an All-American from Northern Michigan by a score of 6-5. Demerath's record stands at 15-5for the season. 158 lb. Mike Mackovlch and 190 lb. Ken Arend lost all three of their matches. 142 lb. Gavan Langan was ill and had to forfeit all three of his matches. Coach Koch felt Langan's presence would have made the difference during the Northern )1ichigan University match, as well as the scores of the others. The Rangers traveled to "Ussouri today to compete in the Southwest .1i souri tate Invitational Friday and aturday. Ten tnvtsron I schools will be attending this prestlg- Jous tournament. Central Oklahoma, the _ AlA national charnpton, will also be competing. Coach Koch stated that. "It would be great if we could even place down there It wtll be a great experience for the team. Competing In this tournament is like competing in nationals but toughe r • Thursday. January 23, 1986 7 Buchanan stated he enjoyed the four yeara of eoU te socc r b us I had the opportunity to play for a mall SChool against 10m b schools It" sa fytn to have such great sue against the Division I schOO" When w e ptay ed th mall .schools we rarely lost Buchanan. who marrt and has one child. not only distinguish hi elf as a tud nt and athle but p3 \. pates in many campu a t1\1· U . He is busin 55 mana r of the Ranger and sen on the Board of stuoent ".. papers He has be n a mem .. t the Par de tud nt Go, mment Asoctatlon and th gregated Cnlv ty Allocat on Commit • t 0 important campus groups Both Buchanan and Ro rt . n were named to 1 All District Team. Rob rtson was voted the team 8 m t vejuable ptayer J k UaDA r RANGER DINING PLUS DISCOUNtS Unbelievable savtngsl $~50 OrMo~e Value For Only $6 • Care to dine 2 tor 1 atJ. Trumps? • Like a free dinner ~t Kentucky Fried Chicken?. . b ut a free Whopper from • HoW a 0 . 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Jost by one goal th~s year to Sangamon State m Ille Area 5 championship.) BuchallB.ll, co-captain of the ldlll, baS also been named to !lie 19115 All Area 5 team and Ille All-Mideast Team of the Sallonal Soccer Coaches AslDdatlon of America. Bucba,ilan's fellow teammate and co-captain, Mike l',obertaon, a midfielder, was ued an honorable n:iention Wrestling Andy Buchanan selection on the 1985 AIA All-American Team. Robertson, a native of Big Rock, Ill., is also a senior, and majors in marketing, maintaining a 3.30 GP A. Besides being an exceptional defensive player, he scored four goals and had seven assists. ~o of the goals \'ere gamewmners. In addition to hi t rlin defensive play and trong team leader ·hlp, Buchanan scored two goals and had l •o a~sists. One goal was a g m winner. "Andy has given four oo seasons to P rksld :oc r." Coach Rick Kilps said. "I am pleased to have coach d him for the pat gave us maturity and · r. ence when we needed it. " like came here as junior college transfer from Waubonsee (Ill.! ommunltv College." Kilps said. "H w • my first Park ide recnut. I could not have brought a b tter one.' Both players finished th Ir successful careers th! year and benefit d from the Ranger soccer program. Robertson stated that h liked "the tougher o\·erall competition. Playing again t some top competition mad me a better player. Playing against teams from di!C ' r nt Rangers win two, lost one in tou1·ne TIie Ranger wrestlers com, eted In a triple dual match i Marquette, Mich. The three llller schools in the match 11We host Nothem Michigan lty, Ferris State Uni~• and Grand Valley ~.~day night the team - Ferris State 30-15, llldlost to Northern Michigan 18. On Saturday, the team ~ Grand Valley 29- t.eThe Ranger dual record for F season is 4-1. rious <lUr wrestlers were victol! la'A'" In all three of their ,,cues, t.o'la lb. Dan Hall defeated lion Wrestlers by regular deci\' aa ~. one by forfeit. This .-u's first meet of the tril lb. Jack Danner recorl} lle Pin and two technical matches. Price's record for the season is 16-3. Heavyweight Shawn Yde won his matches with a pin and two regular decisions. Yde's record is 16-5. Two wrestlers won two matches and lost one. 150 lb. Mark Dubey lost a regular decision. In his two victories, Dubey pinned one opponent and earne~ a regular decision in his other match. Dubey's record is 14-9 for the season. 177 lb. Carl Price won two major decisions and Jost regular decision. Price's record is 13-10. . RANGER DINING PLUS DISCOUNTS 1985/86 A technical fall occurs ~f wrestler leads his op~ the by 15 points . If llain; , match is stopped. \ r 8 record stands at 22- Unbelievable Savtngsl AL OT ~~t-Ted ~rice won reguions m all thre of his SPRING BREAK Ftlietp us sponsor your or·~Uderdale, Daytona VWest trip and you Qoforfree! s150 Or More Value For Only $6 • c ·are to dine 2 for 1 at J. Trumps? • Like a free dinner ~t Kentucky Fried Chicken? • How about a free Whopper_ from Burger King? d Businesses in the 30 Restaurahntasaan"d Racine EJrea . Kenos r Office (next to the Stop into the Rdng~y your coupon book. Coffee Shop) an eeds used to support ~tJ-~;..kslde Athletic Teams UW-PARKSI E Ranger Basketball - '500 - Color TV ffle Or: ng : Sa ASON PASS 0 5 7 8 Thursday, January 23,1986 Basketball Rangers bury Crusaders by Robb Loehr Asst. Sports Editor After losing to a 3-13 team last Saturday night, the Parkside Rangers needed somebody to wall on Monday night. Cardinal Strltch was the unfortunate victim. The Rangers shot 73 percent from the floor In the first half, 63.8 percent for the game, as they outdistanced StrifCh M·62. Cornell Saddler, recovered from a leg injury, was a perfect nine for nine from the field and led Paz'kside In scoring with 21 points, one of four Rangers in double figures. The Ranger defense' held Stritch to only nine field goals in 2:1 attempts in the first half. while the Rangers made 19 of 26 shots en route to a 42- 25 halftime lead. Parkslde cooled off In the second hal , but stili outscored Stritch. Mike Henderson. Jay Rundles and Greg Nash joined Saddler In double figures in scoring with 12, 12 and 11 points, respectively. Hender· son also dished out seven assists. The Rangers outrebounded Strltch 45·30, including 26-10 on the defensive boards. Mark Zukley had 10 rebounds for Parkside. Pete Loyta of"'Sttttch led 1.11 scorers with 23 pomts .: Team falls to Kentucky State by Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor It may sound Uke a broken record. but once again, a lack of concentration and intensity on defense struck the Parkside Rangers as they lost a halftime lead and fell to Kentucky State 76-66 in an away game. The Rangers held a 31-2:1 lead at the half, partly due to KSU only hitting one out of four free throws, while Parkside hit five of eight, In the second half, however, free throws made the difference, as KSU went to the Ilne 24 times, hitting 19, while the Rangers hit seven of 11. Overall. Parkside was called for 26 fouls, KSU 17. Five Rangers had four fouls each. The Rangers were led in scoring by Mark Zukley with 18 points, followed by Jay Rundles with 12 and Dennis Davis with 10. Davis had an uncharacteristic off-nlght from the floor, hitting just four of 16 shots. As a team, Parkside shot just 40 percent from the floor. Leading rebounders were Zukley with eight and Cornell Saddler with stx. Greg Cheatham of Ken· tucky state played the entire game and led all scorers with· 24 points, hitting: 11 of 15 field goals. KSU shot 75 percent from the floor in the .second half, 58 percent for the game. Parkslde fell to 12.5 on the season, while KSU tmproved to 3-13.. . , ;~·)::::i}l;:\):~\}';: phoLoby Jack- Forward Cornell Saddler sboots over the OIDtsl$ltI hands of two C~rdiJllil Stritcb -players, ° ". • ',',. Lady hoopsters beat Platteville over_:wee~end'"' by K1m....rlle Kraulch Asst. News Editor The Parkslde women's basketball team Is at .500 in Its last two contests, losing to the Oshkosh Titans 51·47 and de- - featlng the Platteville PIoneers 85-75. The Lady Rangers· record now stands at 3·10. Head coach Wendy Miller would like to forget her team's loss to Oshkosh. "We had no intensity level, a lack of defense and foul trouble," she said. Neither Parkslde nor Oshkosh played well as a team, according to Miller. • While the Oshkosh game Is "Ilke a fog"· to her, the Plattevtlle game sticks out in Mil·' Ier's mind because "every • .Jthing fell together" in her team's victory. . •'Our defense was the' best we've played all year," said Miller. When the Pioneers hit their first four shots of the game, MUler thought her team was in for a long and tiring eve· nlng. Yet at halftime, the Rangers were only behind 39·' 38. Defense with a capital "D" was Parkslde's key to vtctory. The Rangers held Plat· teville scoreless for a seven minute. period In the second half and opened up a; 15.point lead which they· maintained. through the flnal moments of the game. _ Plattevllle was successful on 69 percent of Its field goal attempts in the first half, but only shot 35 percent in th.e second half due to .the Rangers' abUity 10 pUll down key rebounds. As the Pioneers' field goal percentages went down in the second half, Parkslde's . In- • Classified Ads Services Offered CUNICAL HYPNOSIS: Lose weight. atop smoking. improve study habits and test taklng, reduce stress and anxiety. call Randall Potter at 4.14- 652-2727 for more information or an appointment_ ACCURATE AND dependable typing for the student and professional. 554· Of92. 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KIM: THE rain's pull1ng qUite a load. Lighten it. Crabs. ~1: WE have a passenger list for your train. Crabs. TO THE easy lovers. Thanks for the train ride. Crabs. DAVE MMMs'Ume to party, dude, in the new black room. Herbi JOHN, YOU'RE wonderful. Thanks, Jen. MM·MM, Good, MM-MM Good, Teddy Pendergrass Is MM-MM good. CHRISTY, SI,JPER Bowl Sunday at Red Lobster! 2 for 25 cents shrlmp and oysters and $1.99 pitchers I Murph. . . For Sale, Rent, Wanted to Buy H~T Tl!B rental. Slam dunk your friends in a spa we deliver to your. house. Rub-A-Dub Hot Tub Rental 553-9095. s. ON VALENTINE'S day. let Cupid dazzle .your .sweet heart with his romantic antlcs. Warn Bam Singing Telegram. 553-9095. WANTED TO BUY: The philosoph text "A Concise Introduction to Phr losophy." 41h Edition by WH H 1~ verson. Contact Robb Luehr· at ~. 2295or 632-3368. • creased from under,,37' per·;' ,Mary'. Metcalf wiUI. 1'1 cent. to over 40 percent >inthe Kay Wolferstetter with second half. ~ ". . Leading ..., rebounder& .' Leajling sco.rers"for Parks!' MetcalL'wlth 12, Erillill de against Platte'vllle, wereo'tafsonwlth seven' and Su~le Bruglonl'wlth l!(hpoints, stetter with six. '~"': ""> SUPER BOWL SUNDAY IN UNION SQUARE GIANT SCREEN T. V, AND LOTS OF DOOR PRIZES INCLUDING: PIZZAS X.C SKI PACKAGES, BOWLING PACKAGES, POPCORN & 50FT DRINKS, - Available For Purchase- * PIZZA" BEER * WINE * SOFT DRINKS * POPCOFIH d 8 Thursday, January 23, 1986 Basketball Rangers bury Crusaders by Robb Luehr A t. port Editor After losing to a 3-13 team last Saturday night, the Parkside Rangers needed somebody to wall on Monday night. Cardinal Stritch was the unfortunate victim. The Rangers shot 73 percent from the floor in the first hall, 63.8 percent for the game, a they outdi tanced tril h - 2. o ll addler, recovered from a leg injury. was a perfect nine for nine from the field and led Parkside in scoring with 21 points, one of four Rangers in double .figures. The Ranger defense · held Strltch to only nine field goals in 27 attempts in the first half, while the Rangers made 19 of 26 shots en route to a 42- 25 halftime lead. Parkside cooled off the second hal , u still outscored Stritch. Mike Henderson, Jay Rundles and Greg Nash joined Saddler in double figures in scoring with 12, 12 and 11 points, respectively, Henderson also dished out seven assists. The Rangers outrebounded Stritch 45-30, including 26-10 on the defensive boards. Mark Zukley had 10 rebounds for Parkside. Pete Loyta of "S Itch led au scorers with 23 points. Team falls to Kentucky State by Robb Lu hr A t. port Editor It may ound like a broken record, but once again, a lack of concentration and intensity on defense struck the Parkide Rangers as they lost a halftime lead and fell to Kentucky State 76-66 in an away game. The Rangers held a 31-27 lead at the half, partly due to KSU only hitting one out of four free throws, while Parkside hit five of eight. In the second half, however, free throws made the difference, as KSU went to the line 24 times, hitting 19, while the Rangers hit seven of 11. Overall, Parkside was called for 26 fouls, KSU 17. Five Rangers had four fouls each. The Rangers were led in scoring by Mark Zukley with 18 points, followed by Jay Rundles with 12 and Dennis Davis with 10. Davis had an uncharacteristic off-night from the floor, hitting just four of 16 shots. As a team, Parkside shot just 40 percent from the floor. Leading rebounders were Zukley with eight and Comell Saddler with six. Greg Cheatham of Kentucky State played the entire game and led all scorers with 24 points, hitting 11 of 15 field goals. KSU shot 75 percent from the floor 1n the second half, 58 percent for the game. Parkside fell to 12-5 on the season, while KSU improved to 3-13. Lady hoopsters beat Platteville over -weekend by Kimberlie Kranich As t. ew• Editor The Parkside women's basketball team 1s at .500 1n its last two contests, losing to the Oshkosh Titans 51-47 and defeating the Platteville Pioneers 815-75. The Lady Rangers' record now stands at 3-10. Head coach Wendy Miller would like to forget her team's los to Oshkosh. "We had no intensity level, a lack of defense and foul trouble," he said. either Parkside nor Oshkosh played well as a team, according to Mlller. While the Oshkosh game ls "like a fog" to her, the Platteville game sticks out 1n Miller's mind because "everything fell together" in her team's victory, "Our defense was the best we've played all year," said Miller. When the Pioneers hit their first four shots of the game, Miller thought her team was in for a long and tiring evening. Yet at halftime, the Rangers were only behind 39. 38. Defense with a capital "D" was Parkslde's key to victory. The Rangers held Plattevllle scoreless for a seven minute period in the second half and opened up a 15 point lead which they maintained through the final moments of the game. PlattevUle was successful on 69 percent of its field goal attempts in the first half, but only shot 35 percent In the second half due to the Rangers' ability to pull down key rebounds. As the Pioneers' field goal percentages went down in the second half, Parkside's in- Classified Ads Services Offered CLINICAL HYP ·o I : Loa!! weight. ■top •mokl.ng, Improve study habits and u-st la.king, reduce stress and anxiety. Call Randall Potter at 414- 652-2727 tor more Information or an appointment. ACCUR TE "D dependable typing for the student and professional. 5:,t. 0.92. PR111iG BREAK: on the beach at South Padre Island, Daytona Beach, Fort Lauderdale, Fort Walton Beach or Mustang Island/Port Aransas from only $89; and s.kllng at Steamboat or Vall from only $86! D luxe lod1,'ing. parties, goodle bags and more ... 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Herbi JOH.', \'OU'RE wonderluJ. Thanks, Jen. M.\l,l\lM · Good. MM-MM Good, Teddy Pendergrass ls MM-MM good. CHRISTY, Sl]PER Bowl Sunday at Red Lobster! 2 for 25 cents shrimp and oysters and $1.99 pitchers, Murph. ' For Sale, Rent, Wanted to Buy HOT TUB rental. Slam dunk your friends in a spa we deliver to your house. Rub. A-Dub Hot Tub Rentals 553-909:'>. ' 0 VALENTINE'S day, let Cupid dazzle your sweet heart with his romantic antics. Wam Bam Singing Telegram. 5:13-9095. WA 'TED TO BUY: The phllosoph text "A Concise lnlroducllon to Phr losophy," Uh Edition, by W.H. Hal: verson. Contact Robb Luehr at 553• 2295 or 632-3368. creased from under 37 percent to over 40 percent in the second half. Leading scorers for Parkside ·against Platteville were Susie Brugioni with 20 points, Mary Metcalf with 17 llf Kay Wolferstetter with lffllL Leading . rebounders waw Metcalf with 12, Erin Oaf tafson with seven and Wolltfl stetter with six. SUPER BOWL SUNDAY IN UNION SQUARE GIANT SCREEN T. V. ANDLOTSOFDOORPRQES INCLUDING: PIZZAS, X-C SKI PACKAGES, BOWLING PACKAGES, POPCORN & SOFT DRINKS. - Available For Purchase - * PIZZA * BEER * WINE * SOFT DRINKS * POPCORN Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 17, January 23, 1986 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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