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            <text>The campus will be&#13;
closed Monday, Jan. 20&#13;
in observance of Martin&#13;
Luther King Jr.'s&#13;
birthday.&#13;
Budget cuts inflate tuition&#13;
Calm before the ceremonies&#13;
See the "Housing groundbreaking" story on Pa«*e 4 fc&#13;
more pictures ana details.&#13;
Bassis to leave Parkside&#13;
Page 3&#13;
Eight wrestlers&#13;
in tourney&#13;
Physics student&#13;
|oest to conference&#13;
Thursday, January 16, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 14, No. 15&#13;
Pitchers,&#13;
Pitchers of beer and carafes&#13;
of wine went on sale again&#13;
in the Union and Recreation&#13;
Center on Monday, Jan. 13.&#13;
A compromise was reached&#13;
between the Parkside Union&#13;
Advisory Board (PUAB) and&#13;
the administration, allowing&#13;
the larger servings to be sold&#13;
after 2 p.m. until close on&#13;
regular working days. The&#13;
pitchers and carafes will not&#13;
be available prior to 2 p.m.&#13;
and will not be sold at special&#13;
student events, such as&#13;
dances.&#13;
Pitchers and carafes were&#13;
eliminated as part of regular&#13;
services to students about two&#13;
years ago in order to better&#13;
comply with the change in the&#13;
legal drinking age to 19. All&#13;
Pitchers seepage 10&#13;
System cuts is $447,600. S hutler&#13;
said that amount will be&#13;
eliminated from the 1985-86&#13;
and 1986-87 budgets.&#13;
Gary Goetz, assistant chancellor&#13;
for administration and&#13;
fiscal affairs, said Parkside&#13;
must cut $74,000 from its&#13;
$13.44 m illion budget for 1985-&#13;
86 by June 30. $51,000 w ill be&#13;
used to satisfy the Governor's&#13;
revenue shortfall and $23,000&#13;
must go toward Parkside's&#13;
share of the six percent state&#13;
employee pay plan, said&#13;
Goetz.&#13;
In addition, Parkside must&#13;
make $373,600 in base reallocations&#13;
in 1986-87 budget. The&#13;
Administration plans to eliminate&#13;
eight full-time faculty&#13;
and staff positions through attrition&#13;
(not filling vacancies&#13;
caused by resignations or reKing&#13;
9s dream&#13;
the 80 9s, says&#13;
by Jenny Carr&#13;
"If I am stopped, this&#13;
movement will not stop because&#13;
God is with the movement."&#13;
These words were&#13;
prophetically spoken in the&#13;
1960's by Martin Luther King,&#13;
Jr. while he was struggling to&#13;
gain equality for all people.&#13;
King's efforts have not been&#13;
forgotten and were remembered&#13;
by a celebration sponsored&#13;
by the Black Student&#13;
Organization held Wednesday&#13;
in Union Square.&#13;
The keynote speaker, Dr.&#13;
Patricia Stephens-Rogers,&#13;
principal at Dr. Jones School&#13;
in Racine, highlighted Dr.&#13;
King's efforts and emphasized&#13;
the importance of his&#13;
struggle. Dr. Stephens-Rogers&#13;
noted that during the 1970's&#13;
the country seemed to have&#13;
tirements) to help offset the&#13;
total reallocation.&#13;
"What many people don't&#13;
understand is this has to be a&#13;
base reallocation out of our&#13;
budget - possibly forever.&#13;
That is why we can't use new&#13;
project money. We have to&#13;
use continuing funds. If we&#13;
were to let go of new program&#13;
funds this year, what&#13;
would we do next year?" said&#13;
Shutler.&#13;
Shu tier said the University&#13;
Budget Committee, department&#13;
chairpersons, the University&#13;
Committee, Academic'&#13;
Staff Committee and the administration&#13;
are all working&#13;
together to determine what&#13;
cuts can be made.&#13;
"We've made no final decisions&#13;
on anything yet. We're&#13;
Budget see page 2&#13;
can live in&#13;
speaker&#13;
an apathetic demeanor toward&#13;
Dr. King's struggle for&#13;
equality, but in the 1980's the&#13;
young people seem to have&#13;
displayed a more caring, involved&#13;
interest in the fight for&#13;
equality that gives the movement&#13;
new hope. She feels that&#13;
it is possible for the young&#13;
people of today to recapture&#13;
the fervor of the 1960's and&#13;
use it to move in the right direction&#13;
in order to live King's&#13;
dream.&#13;
Others included in the program&#13;
were Chancellor Elizabeth&#13;
Shutler, who gave a welcoming&#13;
address, Essie Bennet,&#13;
who gave a dramatic&#13;
reading and Sandra Williams,&#13;
who gave an interpretive&#13;
dance. The moderator of the&#13;
program was Jacqueline Cotton&#13;
of the Black Student Organization.&#13;
&#13;
Carafes and pitchers returned to the Union after a twoyear&#13;
Stay in oblivion. photo by Jack Borahuetter&#13;
by Jennie Tunkieicz&#13;
Editor&#13;
Tuition will increase five&#13;
percent yearly at Parkside&#13;
and at all UW-System campuses&#13;
in the fall 1986 semester.&#13;
At Parkside tuition will&#13;
increase by about $70 per&#13;
year for an undergraduate&#13;
resident.&#13;
The Board of Regents approved&#13;
the increase on Friday,&#13;
Jan. 10, as an attempt to&#13;
lessen the UW-System share&#13;
of the state budget deficit.&#13;
Parkside Acting Chancellor&#13;
Betty Shutler said it is unclear&#13;
at this time how the tuition&#13;
increase will be used to&#13;
reduce shortfall.&#13;
Joanna Richard, United&#13;
Council president, said, "I&#13;
don't like any kind of tuition&#13;
increase...it's a bad situation&#13;
overall. The System did try&#13;
hard to make the tuition increase&#13;
the last alternative."&#13;
Richard said UC is working&#13;
toward a state policy to keep&#13;
tuition at a set level. Currently&#13;
students pay 32 percent of&#13;
instructional costs, which&#13;
Richard feels is "eliminating&#13;
students" from obtaining educations&#13;
and making the UWSystem&#13;
'more like private institutions.'&#13;
"&#13;
Gov. Anthony Earl ordered&#13;
the UW-System to cut a total&#13;
of $27.4 million in response to&#13;
the estimated state revenue&#13;
decline of $53 million.&#13;
Parkside's share of the UWcarafes&#13;
return &#13;
2 Thursday, January 16, 1985 RANGER&#13;
Letter to the Editor&#13;
Grading the graders&#13;
To the Editor,&#13;
The English 100 Supersection&#13;
class was specifically designed&#13;
to give students a better&#13;
understanding of the&#13;
rigors of college writing. The&#13;
class involved bunching a&#13;
number of students together&#13;
in one class for 50 minutes&#13;
and giving them a crash course&#13;
in English. The class also&#13;
gave students the opportunity&#13;
to become better acquainted&#13;
with other students. To my&#13;
understanding, this particular&#13;
English 100 class was the first&#13;
attempt at bunching students&#13;
together to learn. I hope it is&#13;
also the last.&#13;
The concept of the Supersection&#13;
class gets an extremely&#13;
high rating; unfortunately,&#13;
the final result is nothing&#13;
short of complete failure.&#13;
Frankly, I'm appalled,&#13;
shocked and very angry. I'm&#13;
appalled at the flagrant lack&#13;
of professionalism displayed&#13;
by some of the teachers and&#13;
tutors involved with this&#13;
class. It seems odd that some&#13;
teachers don't care if their&#13;
students don't learn or attend&#13;
class; I can understand it,&#13;
but I don't like it. But when&#13;
students want to learn and&#13;
willingly attend class, only to&#13;
receive subpar education and&#13;
unfair treatment, something&#13;
is extremely out of sync.&#13;
I'm shocked that grown&#13;
men and women must resort&#13;
to childish behavior to get&#13;
their ways. It proves that&#13;
their developments have been&#13;
arrested. It also proves that,&#13;
instead of teaching the class&#13;
the way it should have been&#13;
taught, teachers subjected&#13;
students to bipartisan treatment.&#13;
To me, the personal&#13;
antics between teacher and&#13;
tutor during class showed&#13;
what little respect they had&#13;
for students. No matter what&#13;
the problem was, whether it&#13;
involved students directly or&#13;
indirectly, in nonetheless impeded&#13;
students from receiving&#13;
a fair and proper education.&#13;
That's what I thought it&#13;
was all about.&#13;
I'm extremely angry because&#13;
these so-called professionals&#13;
are, in fact, standing&#13;
in the middle of the students'&#13;
road to success, and these&#13;
teachers and future teachers&#13;
are not making the road any&#13;
easier. It's like deciding to&#13;
live on God's green earth or&#13;
Hell's creation.&#13;
But, in any case, I hope the&#13;
faculty realizes that it holds&#13;
the tiny bits of information&#13;
students need to gain momentum&#13;
along that perpetual road&#13;
to success. To be brief, students'&#13;
futures rest on teachers'&#13;
maintaining a professional&#13;
attitude coupled with a certain&#13;
amount of integrity. Students&#13;
cannot allow anything&#13;
to jeopardize their goals in&#13;
life, not even themselves.&#13;
Listen up, teachers! There&#13;
will be other students who&#13;
will walk these same halls&#13;
and try, like myself, to attain&#13;
a certain amount of social&#13;
standing by achieving their&#13;
degrees. We students attend&#13;
classes to achieve our desrted&#13;
goals. We students study to&#13;
excel. We students work hard&#13;
to earn what few dollars we&#13;
can to pay for rising taxes&#13;
which pay for teachers' salaries.&#13;
In essence, students go&#13;
to school to survive, and all a&#13;
student can ask for is fair and&#13;
just treatment from his or&#13;
her superiors. It's that simple.&#13;
&#13;
Letter see page 10&#13;
The men's basketball&#13;
home game against&#13;
Cardinal Stritch will be&#13;
held Monday, Jan. 20 at&#13;
7:30 p.m. as scheduled.&#13;
(Main Campus will be&#13;
closed.)&#13;
*00 C% J*&#13;
Jennie Tunkieicz... Editor&#13;
Kari Dixon News Editor&#13;
Kim Kranich Asst. News Editor&#13;
Jim Neibaur Feature Editor&#13;
Gary Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor&#13;
Rich Blay Sports Editor&#13;
Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor&#13;
Dave McEvoy .Photo Editor&#13;
Jack Bornhuetter Asst. Photo Editor&#13;
Dave Roback Advertising Manager&#13;
Andy Buchanan ...Business Manager&#13;
Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager&#13;
Michael Firchow Distribution Manager&#13;
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Letter to the Editor&#13;
Why do you want to be a nurse?&#13;
To the editor,&#13;
Nursing students, your answer&#13;
may not hold up through&#13;
your graduation. Thad Scropos&#13;
was asked that question&#13;
two and a half years ago by&#13;
Ann Boyle. She thought his&#13;
answer good enough then to&#13;
enroll him in the program.&#13;
Now with a "B" average he's&#13;
being dropped from the program&#13;
because of one teacher's&#13;
subjective analysis.&#13;
"If they can do it to him&#13;
they can do it to anyone!"&#13;
one of his classmates said.&#13;
"He was treated unfairly.&#13;
He should have been evaluated&#13;
weekly," was the statement&#13;
made by Gateway's&#13;
Nursing Advisor.&#13;
June Grommes, the program&#13;
coordinator, sat with&#13;
Lee Somogi in her office on&#13;
Wednesday Dec. 11, and gave&#13;
Scropos the news that he'd&#13;
been given a "D" in the&#13;
course in which his objective&#13;
grade was "B-Plus" and was&#13;
being dropped from the program.&#13;
&#13;
Subsequently, June asked&#13;
him again, "Why do you want&#13;
to be a nurse?" She tried to&#13;
convince him that he couldn't&#13;
receive a copy of his own&#13;
evaluation. Her personal animosity&#13;
was revealed when&#13;
she told him he had body&#13;
odor. Four hours later, Attorney&#13;
Doris L. Vaudreuil of Kenosha&#13;
told him that indeed,&#13;
he did not smell offensive.&#13;
Thad's test grades in that&#13;
class were "B-Plus" and&#13;
never once was his performance&#13;
at the clinical site called&#13;
into question.&#13;
Do you have a good reason&#13;
for wanting to be a nurse?&#13;
Will the staff at Parkside feel&#13;
the same way? Will the staff&#13;
give this student redress, or&#13;
must he lose three years'&#13;
work because he had a personality&#13;
conflict with one&#13;
evaluator?&#13;
Cuts reduce summer session&#13;
Name Withheld&#13;
Budget from page 1&#13;
trying to talk to everybody.&#13;
But you can't cut budgets&#13;
with out hurting somebody,"&#13;
said Shutler.&#13;
The following changes will&#13;
be enacted as soon as possible&#13;
as part of the budget&#13;
reduction plan:&#13;
Instruction&#13;
Summer school session&#13;
offerings will be reduced 15 to&#13;
25 percent (will take effect&#13;
for summer 1986).&#13;
- Non-tenure track teaching&#13;
staff hired to conduct special&#13;
basic skills courses will&#13;
STAFF&#13;
Kim Barskaitiki, Amy Bauman,&#13;
Leo Bose, Terry Byrne, Jenny&#13;
Carr, Scott Curty, William&#13;
Dezoma, Mike Farrell, Gretchen&#13;
Gayhart, Tammy Hannah,&#13;
Kristy Harrington, Hans&#13;
Hauschild, Carol Kortendick,&#13;
Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Kris&#13;
Odegaard, Mike Rohl, Scott&#13;
Scheuber, Bill Serpe, Steve&#13;
Taylor, Nick Toper, Kathleen&#13;
Trentadue, Laureen Wawro.&#13;
be cut back by 50 to 70 percent.&#13;
&#13;
- The hiring of staff to assist&#13;
entering students comply&#13;
with stricter admissions&#13;
standards will be deleted.&#13;
- Each instructional position&#13;
becoming vacant by retirement&#13;
or resignation will&#13;
be reviewed as a potential for&#13;
contributing to the retrenchment&#13;
requirement by being&#13;
eliminated or being filled&#13;
with junior tenure track or&#13;
non-tenure track (adjunct)&#13;
faculty.&#13;
Vacant couselor/admissions&#13;
staff position will not be filled.&#13;
&#13;
Two vacated positions in&#13;
the chancellor's office (executive&#13;
assistant and affirmative&#13;
action officer) will be merged.&#13;
&#13;
An offset press operator&#13;
position and an account specialist&#13;
position will be deleted.&#13;
&#13;
Central Receiving and Mail&#13;
and Package Eeceiving will&#13;
be merged at the same location,&#13;
providing a 50 percent&#13;
Budget see page 8&#13;
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RANGER Thursday, January 16, 1985 3&#13;
News Briefs&#13;
Graduates find improved market&#13;
Graduating college seniors may encounter a somewhat&#13;
more friendly job market than last year's crop did.&#13;
According to a national survey conducted at Michigan&#13;
State University, and printed in National On-Campus Reports,&#13;
employers expect to hire 1.4% more bachelor's degree&#13;
candidates in 1986 at starting salaries 1.8% higher&#13;
than in 1985.&#13;
The study also found that employment demands for&#13;
minorities are expected to increase 6.4% and the demand&#13;
for women should increase 4.7%.&#13;
The average starting salary for an individual with a&#13;
bachelor's degree was $21, 601; a person with a master's&#13;
degree started at $26,010; and someone who earned a doctorate&#13;
started at $30,011.&#13;
The fields of electrical, mechanical and industrial engineering,&#13;
and computer science had the highest demand&#13;
for employees, and the highest starting salary.&#13;
Rabies incidence on the decline&#13;
The chances of Fluffy and Fido contracting rabies have&#13;
decreased in recent years, but the disease can still be&#13;
transmitted to pets by wild animals. The New York Times&#13;
reported early this month that, according to the Federal&#13;
Health Office, the incidence of rabies in domesticated animals&#13;
has declined, but the disease will probably never be&#13;
eliminated because of wild foxes, skunks and racoons,&#13;
who carry the disease and infect pets. The Health Office&#13;
also recommends a three-year rabies vaccine instead of&#13;
the yearly one required by many local governments, believing&#13;
that it protects animals against the disease more&#13;
efficiently.&#13;
Otte approves of "Bud Song"&#13;
State Senator Carl Otte (D-Sheyboygan) wants the "Bud&#13;
Song" to remain a fixture of life at Madison despite the&#13;
fact that it alludes to alcohol. The Milwaukee Sentinel reported&#13;
Otte as saying the song "brought national attention&#13;
to Madison, and does not promote beer drinking." He also&#13;
said the UW marching band and its director should be left&#13;
alone and allowed to play the song.&#13;
Two weeks ago, the article continued, Madison Dean of&#13;
Students Paul Ginsberg said the university may need to&#13;
ban the song and take other steps to discourage student&#13;
drinking of alcoholic beverages.&#13;
Survey reveals pay inequity&#13;
State employees working in female-dominated jobs need&#13;
a 16% pay raise to achieve economic eqality, accoding to&#13;
the results of a state study released last month. The results&#13;
of the study, featured in the Wisconsin State Journal,&#13;
were compiled after the a broad-scale survey was taken&#13;
among the state's workforce. They recommend a pay increase&#13;
from 10% for a nursing consultant to 18% for a typist.&#13;
An hourly increase of $1.19 or $11.46 (with fringe benefits)&#13;
was also advocated. Dennis Dresange, Chairman of&#13;
Gov. Earl's Task Force on Comparable Worth told the&#13;
State Journal that implementation of the study's recom-&#13;
• mendations would cost $18 million per year in tax revenue.&#13;
&#13;
Committee organizes Snofest&#13;
Feb. 10-14 has been named&#13;
the week of the 1986 Winter&#13;
Carnival, SNOFEST, and the&#13;
activities for the week are&#13;
falling into place, according&#13;
to Winter Canival Committee&#13;
Co-Chair Bill Serpe. Each day&#13;
of the week-long celebration&#13;
will have its own theme. "The&#13;
reason for this is rather like a&#13;
take-off on the theme park&#13;
idea," Serpe said. "By giving&#13;
each day a different name&#13;
people will be encouraged to&#13;
get involved in the events&#13;
with appropriate attire and&#13;
attitude."&#13;
February 10 will be Mardi&#13;
Gras Monday, with two parades&#13;
and a dance. The first&#13;
parade will be held at 1 p.m.,&#13;
and it will start at the Union&#13;
and conclude in Main Place.&#13;
Clubs will be entering floats&#13;
Leaves Parkside&#13;
in the parade, and the same&#13;
floats will then be used in an&#13;
evening costume parade,&#13;
which will culminate with a&#13;
dance in the Union.&#13;
Sportin* Tuesday will feature&#13;
the kick off of the volleyball&#13;
tournament, which lasts&#13;
until Friday. Also scheduled&#13;
on that day is a tug of war,&#13;
flag football, and a bowling&#13;
tournament.&#13;
Western Wednesday will&#13;
have a coffeehouse in the&#13;
Union Bazar at noon and 6&#13;
p.m. A passwords game,&#13;
broomball and a prison lockup&#13;
are also scheduled.&#13;
Thursday's Big Adventure&#13;
will coincide with the movie&#13;
special of the week. A lip&#13;
sync contest, campus wheel&#13;
of fortune, a Pee Wee Herman&#13;
look-alike contest and a&#13;
Ranger basketball game will&#13;
occur, in addition to a chocolate&#13;
dessert contest during&#13;
the noon hour in the cafeteria.&#13;
&#13;
Friday is slated to simulate&#13;
a Carribean cruise. A hot tub&#13;
will be in the Union Bazaar&#13;
for people to use. Volleyball&#13;
finals will take place, and a 9&#13;
p.m. dance will be held in the&#13;
Union.&#13;
All of the events that are&#13;
scheduled are sponsored by&#13;
the Winter Carnival committee&#13;
in conjunction with student&#13;
clubs and organizations.&#13;
"All clubs wishing to compete&#13;
in the events for cash prizes&#13;
are encouraged to start organizing&#13;
for what may be the&#13;
biggest Winter Carnival yet,"&#13;
Serpe concluded.&#13;
Bassis accepts new position&#13;
by Bill Serpe&#13;
Michael Bassis, interim assistant&#13;
chancellor for educational&#13;
services, is leaving&#13;
Parkside to become vicepresident&#13;
for academic affairs&#13;
at Eastern Connecticut&#13;
State University, a small&#13;
school of 4,000 students in&#13;
Willmantic, Conn.&#13;
The new position is similar&#13;
to the position of vice-chancellor&#13;
at Parkside. He will be&#13;
chief academic officer and&#13;
said he views this change as&#13;
a continuation of his interest&#13;
in the future of higher education.&#13;
&#13;
"It's a nice career opportunity,"&#13;
Bassis said. "The challenge&#13;
of helping an institution&#13;
think through challenging issues&#13;
confronting higher education&#13;
is exciting."&#13;
Bassis' move characterizes&#13;
his long range plans. "I want&#13;
to be part of an institution&#13;
that wants to do important&#13;
things in higher education,"&#13;
he said. "I'd like to play a&#13;
leading role in that."&#13;
Bassis has found his time at&#13;
Parkside to be rewarding. "It&#13;
has given me an opportunity&#13;
to do a lot of different&#13;
things," he noted. "I've&#13;
learned a lot in the process,&#13;
and one of my biggest regrets&#13;
will be leaving a lot of people&#13;
I've become very fond of."&#13;
According to Carol Cashen,&#13;
director of Educational Program&#13;
Support, Bassis has&#13;
helped usher in some important&#13;
changes on campus.&#13;
"The most important&#13;
change Michael has made is&#13;
in the accessibility of his office.&#13;
He has been very visible&#13;
and easy to get to, and that's&#13;
necessary for that position to&#13;
Singers sought&#13;
University Chorale is currently&#13;
open to all Parkside&#13;
students and faculty. The&#13;
group meets Mondays, Wednesdays&#13;
and Fridays at noon'&#13;
in Comm. Arts D118. To join,&#13;
simply come to a rehearsal&#13;
during the first two weeks of&#13;
class, or make an appointment&#13;
with Professor Robert&#13;
Campbell, 553-2438 or 553-&#13;
2581. Singing is fun!&#13;
The Swing Choir is another&#13;
be successful."&#13;
Bassis, Cashen continued,&#13;
has been instrumental in implementing&#13;
the new Advising&#13;
Center and has worked one&#13;
developing a university-wide&#13;
assessment program. The&#13;
program surveys incoming&#13;
freshmen and then conducts a&#13;
follow-up survey on the same&#13;
students during their college&#13;
careers and again as they&#13;
graduate.&#13;
Other projects Bassis has&#13;
been involved with include&#13;
the task force on student retention,&#13;
the coordinating&#13;
council on general education&#13;
and the freshman/sophomore&#13;
task force.&#13;
Parkside's future, according&#13;
to Bassis, is a bright one.&#13;
"These are troubled times for&#13;
higher educational in general,"&#13;
he concluded. "I think&#13;
Parkside has some very important&#13;
assets that ought to&#13;
serve it well, the most important&#13;
being it's got a lot of energetic,&#13;
creative professionals&#13;
who work here."&#13;
opportunity for students to&#13;
utilize their vocal talent. An&#13;
organizational meeting for&#13;
students interested in the&#13;
Swing Choir, which is devoted&#13;
to vocal Jazz and Pop arrangements,&#13;
will be held on&#13;
Friday, Jan. 17 at 1 p.m. in&#13;
Comm. Arts D118. Don't&#13;
worry about time conflicts,&#13;
just come to the meeting if&#13;
you are interested in the&#13;
group, or contact Professor&#13;
Campbell.&#13;
Observe Black History Week&#13;
Used books on Black American history&#13;
and literature are on sale from Jan. 16-&#13;
31, in the Old Book Corner at Martha&#13;
Merrell's Book Store, 312 Sixth St.,&#13;
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Guskin returns&#13;
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by Kari Dixon&#13;
News Editor&#13;
New ground was broken,&#13;
literally and figuratively, on&#13;
Dec. 16 when about 80 members&#13;
of the Parkside, Racine&#13;
and Kenosha communities&#13;
braved the cold and officially&#13;
celebrated the construction of&#13;
on-campus housing.&#13;
Former Chancellor Alan&#13;
Guskin, now President of&#13;
Antioch University in Yellow&#13;
Springs, Ohio, was the featured&#13;
guest. He, along with Acting&#13;
Chancellor Betty Shutler,&#13;
Parkide Foundation President&#13;
Alfred DeSimone and&#13;
Parkside Student Goverment&#13;
President Pat Ramsdell&#13;
threw the first official shovels&#13;
of dirt.&#13;
State Representatives Scott&#13;
Fergus (D-Kenosha) and&#13;
Peter Barca (D-Kenosha).&#13;
who took an active interest in&#13;
the project, also threw&#13;
shovels of dirt, as did other&#13;
community leaders, Housing&#13;
Coordinator Shirley Schmerling&#13;
and Alumni Affairs Director&#13;
Tom Krimmel.&#13;
A brief program was held&#13;
in the cafeteria after the ceremony,&#13;
with individuals important&#13;
to the project being&#13;
introduced by Shutler and DeSimone.&#13;
Guskin described the&#13;
obstacles he encountered&#13;
when he attempted to build&#13;
housing on campus.&#13;
PSGA President Pat Ramsdell&#13;
concluded the program,&#13;
unveiling an official photographic&#13;
portrait of Guskin&#13;
commissioned before he left.&#13;
The portrait was done by an&#13;
individual who features subjects&#13;
in natural settings and&#13;
will hang in Main Place.&#13;
Breaking new ground&#13;
Ground breaking ceremonies (photos from lower left to right&#13;
clockwise). Guskin portrait unveiled; Guskin discusses Parkside's&#13;
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Russia trip scheduled&#13;
Parkside history professor&#13;
Oliver Hayward, a specialist&#13;
in Russian history, will led&#13;
his fourth UW Soviet Seminar&#13;
tour to the U.S.S.R. this&#13;
spring, from March 8-22.&#13;
The itinerary for the study&#13;
trip, open to the public, includes&#13;
Leningrad, Moscow,&#13;
and two cities in the Caucasus&#13;
- Tblisi, capital of Soviet&#13;
Georgia, and Baku, on the&#13;
Caspian Sea, once the world's&#13;
leading oil-producing area.&#13;
Total cost of the trip is&#13;
$1,850, and includes all air&#13;
and ground transportation, all&#13;
hotel accommodations (double&#13;
occupancy), and all&#13;
meals within the Soviet&#13;
Union.&#13;
Parkside alumni and community&#13;
residents are welcome&#13;
to join this tour, for&#13;
which the only requirement is&#13;
enrollment in a spring semester&#13;
evening course titled&#13;
"Soviet Seminar," which may&#13;
be taken for three credits in&#13;
international studies, history&#13;
or social science, or may be&#13;
audited (taken for no credit).&#13;
Registration for the spring&#13;
semester is during the first&#13;
week of classes in Main&#13;
Place.&#13;
For further information and&#13;
application forms contact&#13;
Hayward at 553-2467 or&#13;
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Thursday, January 16, 1985 5&#13;
Updates lahoratnrv&#13;
Cadaver purchase updates laboratory&#13;
by Klmbcrlie Kranich&#13;
Parkside received a cadaver&#13;
this past November at the&#13;
request of life science instructor&#13;
Esther Will, to "help update&#13;
our laboratories in line&#13;
with other institutions," she&#13;
said.&#13;
The embalmed cadaver is a&#13;
Caucasian male in his midsixties&#13;
who died of cancer.&#13;
According to Will, the body&#13;
came from Madison and cost&#13;
$550 (nonprofit) plus an additional&#13;
$2,000 for a stainless&#13;
steel storage container.&#13;
The cadaver will be examined&#13;
by students in Anatomy&#13;
and Physiology 105 and&#13;
106 and by students in Functional&#13;
Anatomy 200.&#13;
Will said the cadaver will&#13;
serve to "give students the&#13;
experience of viewing lecture&#13;
material and help to assess&#13;
the students' mental attitude&#13;
about handling human&#13;
death."&#13;
This is the second time a&#13;
request for a cadaver has&#13;
been made. The first attempt&#13;
was 13 years ago when the&#13;
anatomy lab was in its infancy.&#13;
&#13;
The idea of obtaining a cadaver&#13;
came to Will after she&#13;
had talked to college professors&#13;
at various schools and&#13;
found that Parkside's life science&#13;
program needed to be&#13;
updated.&#13;
"Most universities had already&#13;
been working with cadavers.&#13;
It's not an innovative&#13;
idea," said Will.&#13;
After Will received support&#13;
and approval from her colleagues&#13;
Eoss Gundersen, Ed&#13;
Wallen and the science division,&#13;
she contacted the University&#13;
of Wisconsin by letter&#13;
and phone and requested a&#13;
cadaver.&#13;
Will started this process in&#13;
spring of 1984 a nd over a year&#13;
later, the cadaver was delivered&#13;
to Parkside by Wayne&#13;
Roohr, a Madison mortician.&#13;
Will chose a male cadaver&#13;
because "they (males) have&#13;
less adipose tissue, making it&#13;
easier to dissect, and of the&#13;
ones he (Roohr) could give&#13;
me, this one had the greatest&#13;
longevity."&#13;
This particular cadaver&#13;
should last about five or six&#13;
years. It is stored but not immersed&#13;
in a 40 percent ethyl&#13;
alcohol solution which must&#13;
be replenished about every&#13;
month. It is locked in a special&#13;
room on campus and will&#13;
not be on display.&#13;
Will, along with fellow instuctor&#13;
Randell McKee, has&#13;
started dissecting some of the&#13;
cadaver's muscles. With dissection&#13;
being a delicate and&#13;
time-consuming process, the&#13;
cadaver won't be ready for&#13;
"extensive use untill the fall&#13;
of 1986," said Will.&#13;
"Parkside will use its cadaver&#13;
differently than other&#13;
schools," said Will. "Students&#13;
at other schools do the dissection,&#13;
remove parts, and discard&#13;
them until nothing is&#13;
left. We (instructors) are&#13;
going to prepare the cadaver&#13;
and use it for demonstrations."&#13;
&#13;
After the cadaver has been&#13;
studied to its full extent, it&#13;
will be returned to Madison&#13;
where it will most likely be&#13;
cremated.&#13;
If this cadaver proves to be&#13;
a valuable learning tool, Will&#13;
hopes and believes that Parkside&#13;
will obtain another one&#13;
after the original has been returned,&#13;
to keep the lab updated.&#13;
&#13;
The attitude toward the cadaver&#13;
is serious, Will said.&#13;
"The cadaver is treated with&#13;
respect. No one displays a cadual&#13;
attitude toward it," said&#13;
Will.&#13;
Various professors granted spring sabbaticals&#13;
Plauan ~ C ......... "*• CJ Eleven professors have&#13;
been granted sabbaticals for&#13;
all or portions of the 1986-87&#13;
academic year to pursue research&#13;
in their respective&#13;
fields of expertise.&#13;
Receiving sabbaticals for&#13;
the full academic year are&#13;
life science professor Omar&#13;
Am in, geography professor&#13;
John Campbell, English and&#13;
humanities professor Peter&#13;
Hoff and communication professor&#13;
Lee Thayer.&#13;
Those receiving sabbatical&#13;
leave for the fall, 1986, semester&#13;
are psychology professor&#13;
Guela Lowenberg and English&#13;
professor Alan Shucard.&#13;
Receiving sabbatical leave&#13;
for the spring, 1987, semester&#13;
are philosophy professor&#13;
Wayne Johnson, economics&#13;
professor Richard Keehn,&#13;
Spanish professor Constantine&#13;
Stathatos, English professor&#13;
Carole Vopat and mathematics&#13;
professor Kenneth Weston.&#13;
&#13;
Amin will spend the year&#13;
teaching and studying on the&#13;
island nation of Bahrain, just&#13;
east of Saudi Arabia in the&#13;
Persian Gulf. Amin, a native&#13;
of Egypt, will study epidemiology,&#13;
parasitology and&#13;
medical entomology in the environmental&#13;
setting of the&#13;
Persian Gulf states. He will&#13;
also develop a course in tropical&#13;
parasitology.&#13;
Campbell will spend his&#13;
sabbatical developing a new&#13;
course on the applications of&#13;
microcomputers to cartography&#13;
(map-making), preparing&#13;
computer mapping materials&#13;
for a revised edition of a textbook&#13;
and doing preliminary&#13;
work on a new textbook.&#13;
Hoff will be involved in the&#13;
continuation of a study of the&#13;
Impressionist movement in&#13;
painting, music and literature&#13;
during the late 19th and early&#13;
20th centuries.&#13;
Thayer will study critical&#13;
issues of cognition and communication&#13;
and the development&#13;
of theories to better join&#13;
the two fields. That will represent&#13;
an extension of his earlier&#13;
work on the topic.&#13;
During the fall, 1986,&#13;
semester Lowenberg will&#13;
complete a study of cross-cultural&#13;
comparison of perceptions&#13;
of appropriate pay differentials,&#13;
and Shucard will&#13;
study the theory and practice&#13;
of American poetry as well as&#13;
complete a two-volume critical&#13;
history of American&#13;
poetry.&#13;
During the spring, 1987,&#13;
semester Johnson will study&#13;
selected philosophical problems&#13;
in the ontological foundation&#13;
of ethics; and Keehn&#13;
will study the banking crisis&#13;
of late 1932 and early 1933,&#13;
comparing bank failures of&#13;
that period with current problems&#13;
in the American financial&#13;
sector.&#13;
Also during that semester,&#13;
Stathatos will study the "extremeses"&#13;
in the plays of Gil&#13;
Vicente, Vopat will complete&#13;
the last two chapters of her&#13;
novel-in-progress and Weston&#13;
will study the application of&#13;
verbal embeddings to mathematical&#13;
model theory.&#13;
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School closes for holiday&#13;
Friday, Jan. 17 (bf)- Geology&#13;
Colloquium titled "Conversation&#13;
with the Soil"&#13;
presented by UW-Madison&#13;
professor Emeritus Dr. Francis&#13;
Hole at 1 p.m. in Greenquist&#13;
113. Dr. Hole will bring his&#13;
fiddle and sing for his introduction.&#13;
The colloquium is&#13;
free and open to the public.&#13;
Monday, Jan. 20. - The&#13;
campus is closed for Martin&#13;
Luther King Jr. Day.&#13;
Wednesday, Jan 22 - Seminar&#13;
titled "How to Work&#13;
With Your Accountant" starts&#13;
at 8:30 a.m. in Union 207. Call&#13;
ext. 2047 for registration details.&#13;
&#13;
Coffeehouse featuring Andy&#13;
Polon will be held from 12&#13;
noon to 2 p.m. and from 6&#13;
p.m. to 8 p.m. in the Union&#13;
Bazaar Area. The event is&#13;
free and open to the public.&#13;
Sponsored by PAB.&#13;
Thursday, Jan. 23 - Breakfast/Seminar&#13;
titled "Public&#13;
Liability Under the Law" will&#13;
be presented by Fred Wileman,&#13;
J.D., of UW-Extension&#13;
in Madison, at 7:45 a.m. in&#13;
Union 106. Call ext 2518 for&#13;
reservation information.&#13;
Movie titled "Moonlighting"&#13;
will be shown at 7:30&#13;
p.m. in the Union Cinema, as&#13;
part of the Foreign Film Series.&#13;
All seats are sold for the&#13;
Thursday series.&#13;
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6 Thursday, January 16, 1985&#13;
Geology Prof&#13;
RANGER&#13;
Shea compiles&#13;
scientific studies&#13;
Parkside geology professor&#13;
James Shea has compiled and&#13;
edited two books featuring selections&#13;
of important geological&#13;
research papers on continental&#13;
drift and plate tectonics.&#13;
&#13;
Continental drift and plate&#13;
tectonics concern the movement&#13;
of the earth's continents.&#13;
Volcanic eruptions and&#13;
earthquakes are just two geological&#13;
phenomena caused by&#13;
continental movement.&#13;
Shea's books, part of the&#13;
100-volume Benchmark Papers&#13;
in Geology Series edited&#13;
by Columbia University geology&#13;
professor Rhodes W.&#13;
Fairbridge, have just been&#13;
published by Van Nortrand&#13;
Reinhold Co. in New York.&#13;
The books represent 10&#13;
years of research by Shea&#13;
and feature selected papers&#13;
by some of the most important&#13;
geologists from 1867 to&#13;
1975. Geologists from around&#13;
the world are represented.&#13;
Shea contributed a major&#13;
work to one of the volumes&#13;
and wrote prefaces, introductions&#13;
and editor's comments&#13;
for both books.&#13;
The first book is entitled&#13;
"Continental Drift," and, as&#13;
Shea notes in the preface, is&#13;
designed to provide easy access&#13;
to important papers that&#13;
can serve as benchmarks to&#13;
the historical growth of the&#13;
continental drift theory up to&#13;
about 1950. The second book&#13;
is entitled "Plate Tectonics,"&#13;
the modern phrase for continental&#13;
drift, and traces the&#13;
research up to 1975.&#13;
For the first volume, Shea&#13;
contributed a comprehensive,&#13;
documented chronology listing&#13;
the important discoveries&#13;
and theories on continental&#13;
drift from 1749 to 1975, and&#13;
publications in which to find&#13;
more information about&#13;
them. It is the only such listing&#13;
structured in chronological&#13;
order, giving a special&#13;
historical insight into the material.&#13;
&#13;
That information is crosslisted&#13;
by subject in the book's&#13;
index, making the book especially&#13;
valuable to geological&#13;
researchers and students,&#13;
who need quick access to material.&#13;
&#13;
Shea, who joined Parkside&#13;
in 1969, also is editor of the&#13;
"Journal of Geological Education,"&#13;
a major periodical&#13;
published at Parkside for&#13;
educators throughout the&#13;
world and which last year&#13;
celebrated its 10th year at&#13;
Parkside.&#13;
yr University of Wisconsin-Parkside&#13;
Chancellor Search&#13;
Names sent to Lyall&#13;
by Klmberlie Kranich&#13;
The search for a chancellor&#13;
for Parkside continued over&#13;
winter break as five candidates'&#13;
names were sent to&#13;
acting UW-System president&#13;
Katharine Lyall, and a Board&#13;
of Regents sub-committee.&#13;
According to Robert Canary,&#13;
chairman of the Parkside&#13;
Chancellor Search and Screen&#13;
Commitee (CSSC), representatives&#13;
of the committee&#13;
talked with Lyall about the&#13;
candidates in terms of "what&#13;
we saw as various strengths&#13;
and weaknesses of the candidates."&#13;
&#13;
According to Canary, Lyall&#13;
and Kenneth Shaw, incoming&#13;
UW-System president, then&#13;
looked over the list of five&#13;
and talked with some of the&#13;
candidates and people who&#13;
know the candidates.&#13;
Canary said the sub-committee&#13;
of the Board of Regents&#13;
will choose one of the&#13;
five candidates to be named&#13;
chancellor and will make that&#13;
recommendation to the meeting&#13;
of the full Board of Regents&#13;
on Feb. 7.&#13;
"The full Board of Regents&#13;
will most likely accept the&#13;
recommendation of the committee,"&#13;
said Canary.&#13;
The chancellor selection&#13;
process is confidential; therefore&#13;
names of candidates will&#13;
not be made available to the&#13;
public. The name of the new&#13;
chancellor will be announced&#13;
by the Board of Regents if a&#13;
decision is made at their Feb.&#13;
7 meeting.&#13;
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having a meeting on Wednesday,&#13;
Jan. 29, at 1:15 in Moln.&#13;
116. All members are required&#13;
to attend and anyone inter-&#13;
*&#13;
ested in becoming a member&#13;
is welcome.&#13;
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emeritus of Soil Science&#13;
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and Geography at UW-Madison,&#13;
and chairman of the Soil&#13;
Survey Division of the&#13;
Wisconsin Geological and&#13;
Natural History Survey&#13;
(State Soil Scientist) will&#13;
present a colloquium on Friday,&#13;
Jan. 17 in Greenquist 113&#13;
at l p.m. entitled "Conversation&#13;
with the Soil."&#13;
Dr. Hole initiated the bill in&#13;
the Wisconsin Legislature&#13;
which led to the declaration&#13;
of the official state soil, the&#13;
"Antigo Silt Loam." He has&#13;
authored two books, including&#13;
"Soils of Wisconsin" published&#13;
by the University of&#13;
Wisconsin Press for the State&#13;
Survey.&#13;
SSS Club&#13;
The Sailing, Sailboarding&#13;
and Ski Club is sponsoring a&#13;
downhill ski outing on Tuesday,&#13;
Jan. 21 at Wilmot Moun&lt;&#13;
tain. Anyone can sign up and&#13;
pay for their lift ticket ($9 -&#13;
cheap) at the Union Information&#13;
Desk. For more info always&#13;
check the SSS Club bulletin,&#13;
located on the bulletin&#13;
board at the top of the stairs&#13;
at the north Union building&#13;
entrance. Any questions?&#13;
Hesitate to call Jay Foght at&#13;
(home) 654-2575 or (work)&#13;
652-5434. Be there; it's the&#13;
event of the Century - or at&#13;
least the week. &#13;
RANGER Thursday, January 16, 1985 7&#13;
Jim Staeliano&#13;
Student to present paper at conference&#13;
«• v c? u /•. .« _ by Gary L. Schneeberger&#13;
Asst. Feature Editor&#13;
Most college students can&#13;
only dream about presenting&#13;
a paper at a professional conference.&#13;
Based on that definition,&#13;
Parkside's Jim Stagliano&#13;
is not "most college students."&#13;
&#13;
Stagliano, 20, a senior physics&#13;
major, will speak on his&#13;
and Assistant Physics Professor&#13;
Steve Luzader's research&#13;
findings at a conference of&#13;
the American Association of&#13;
Physics Teachers being held&#13;
in Atlanta Jan. 27-30.&#13;
Stagliano's talk, which he'll&#13;
give on the get-together's&#13;
final day, pertains to a wavetank&#13;
project he, Luzader and&#13;
several other students have&#13;
tested extensively during the&#13;
fall semester and holiday&#13;
break.&#13;
"Last semester we were&#13;
meeting every Wednesday&#13;
and every second or third&#13;
Saturday to do experiments&#13;
to see if the equipment worked,"&#13;
Stagliano said in reference&#13;
to the 40-foot tank designed&#13;
to study the fision of&#13;
soloton waves, which he described&#13;
as "waves showing&#13;
particle-like properties whose&#13;
velocity is linerally proportional&#13;
to their amplitudes."&#13;
Since classes closed in December,&#13;
he estimates he's&#13;
been conducting experiments&#13;
"just about every day the university's&#13;
been open," often&#13;
logging 12-hour school-andhome&#13;
work days.&#13;
Despite the stringent commitment&#13;
demanded, the project&#13;
fascinates Stagliano. "It's&#13;
good experience," he admits,&#13;
"learning how to do experiments.&#13;
I'm planning on going&#13;
on to graduate school, and&#13;
challenges like this will help&#13;
me in the future."&#13;
Also sure to help his future&#13;
is his conference appearance,&#13;
a distinct rarity for an undergraduate.&#13;
Excited and honored&#13;
over being chosen,&#13;
Stagliano is understandably&#13;
uncertain about what to expect&#13;
at the session.&#13;
"I have no idea how large&#13;
my audience will be, although&#13;
I know I'll be talking about&#13;
the experiments we've done&#13;
over Christmas break. It really&#13;
is an honor, and I'm looking&#13;
forward to it," he said. Jim Stagliano photo by Jack Bornhuetter&#13;
Art faculty featured in ongoing Gallery Show&#13;
Works by five full-time art&#13;
faculty and five adjunct art&#13;
faculty that explore a broad&#13;
range of artistic media and&#13;
styles are on display in the&#13;
Comm Arts Gallery through&#13;
Thursday, Jan. 30.&#13;
A free public reception for&#13;
the show will be held in the&#13;
gallery from 7 to 9 p.m. tonight,&#13;
Jan. 16.&#13;
Gallery hours for the spring&#13;
semester are from 1 to 6 p.m.&#13;
Monday through Thursday&#13;
and from 7 to 10 p.m. Wednesday&#13;
and Thursday.&#13;
Included in the show are:&#13;
• Selected works of Dennis&#13;
Bayuzick from his current series&#13;
of dream-inspired drawings&#13;
in mixed media (airbrushed&#13;
acrylic, colored pencil,&#13;
ink). Thematically, they&#13;
deal with emotionally&#13;
charged narrative motifs derived&#13;
from the symbolism of&#13;
both his sleeping and waking&#13;
dreams, with special attention&#13;
given to those images&#13;
Starman • •&#13;
PAB film&#13;
by Jim Neibaur&#13;
Feature Editor&#13;
PAB's first film presentation&#13;
of the year is John Carpenter's&#13;
"Starman," a sci-fi&#13;
fantasy for the non-cerebral&#13;
moviegoer.&#13;
Jeff Bridges plays an alien&#13;
from another planet, Karen&#13;
Allen is the hapless midwestern&#13;
lass whose dead husband&#13;
Jeff comes down as, and the&#13;
results are the usual super&#13;
power shenanigans followed&#13;
by an invevitable romance&#13;
between the two leads.&#13;
"Starman" isn't a bad&#13;
movie; it is a harmless piece&#13;
of fluff with no real depth, a&#13;
few amusing little moments&#13;
and some implausible (even&#13;
for a fantasy) incidents. No&#13;
big deal.&#13;
that seem to tap the deep&#13;
"archetypal" level of the subconscious&#13;
psyche.&#13;
Stylistically, his work continues&#13;
to mine the formal&#13;
strategies and devices of the&#13;
surrealist aesthetic, focusing&#13;
on dense juxtaposition, free&#13;
association and contradictory&#13;
space.&#13;
• Paintings, watercolors,&#13;
drawings and prints by Douglas&#13;
DeVinny, including his&#13;
most recent, which are&#13;
largely autobiographical in&#13;
nature. DeVinny's compelling&#13;
"Lost Toy" series is composed&#13;
of metaphoric images&#13;
dealing with the passage of&#13;
time - growing up or growing&#13;
old. His newer works are&#13;
based on a montage of memories&#13;
of his childhood, with numerous&#13;
references to time&#13;
and change.&#13;
• David Holmes' "Alchemic&#13;
Emporium," a work that attempts&#13;
to reunite art, science&#13;
and mysticism. The Emporium&#13;
is a hybrid medicine&#13;
show, museum of the occult&#13;
and working laboratory for&#13;
the alchemist (Holmes) and&#13;
his apprentices (the viewers).&#13;
• Recent works by John&#13;
Satre Murphy which explore&#13;
both ornamentation and small&#13;
sculptures. Each of these directions&#13;
deals with the juxtaposition&#13;
of the biomorphic&#13;
and geometric shape. The&#13;
materials range from cast&#13;
paper to raised copper, aluminum,&#13;
porcelain, and plexiglass.&#13;
&#13;
• Sculptures by Rollin Jansky,&#13;
who likens his approach&#13;
to his recent work in melded&#13;
steel to the impovisations of&#13;
the jazz musician. "I establish&#13;
themes - interacting&#13;
complementary forms; then&#13;
proceed to develop variations&#13;
on them...I find that the welded&#13;
steel medium allows considerable&#13;
flexibility with regard&#13;
to the development and&#13;
redevelopment of formal relationships.&#13;
More and more I&#13;
have been finding that the&#13;
cutting torch functions much&#13;
the same as the eraser can&#13;
for the drafstman... opening&#13;
up unforeseen possibilities in&#13;
the improvisational process."&#13;
In addition, a number of&#13;
works by adjunct art faculty&#13;
are on display, including&#13;
paintings by Nancy Greenbaum,&#13;
Louis Mogensen, Lisa&#13;
Englander, and Jerrold Belland,&#13;
and a cast paper assemblage&#13;
by Elizabeth Sibley.&#13;
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RANGER&#13;
Small Business programs set Cuts hurt&#13;
Parkside's Small Business&#13;
Development Center, directed&#13;
by William Hughes, is offering&#13;
these programs:&#13;
"How to Work With Your&#13;
Accountant," from 8:30 to&#13;
11:30 a.m. on Wednesday,&#13;
Jan. 22, in Union Room 207.&#13;
Fee is $25. The workshop is&#13;
designed to help persons understand&#13;
the accountant's&#13;
role in business, improve relationships&#13;
with accountants,&#13;
have accountants serve as&#13;
"trouble-shooters" and establish&#13;
vendor-specification in&#13;
the accounting field.&#13;
"Business Feasibility Analysis,"&#13;
from 8:30 to 11:30 a.m.&#13;
on Wednesday, Jan. 29 in&#13;
Union Room 207. Fee is $20.&#13;
To register for the programs,&#13;
which will be taught&#13;
by Robert Davidson, the Racine-Kenosha&#13;
UW-Cooperative&#13;
Extension business&#13;
agent, call 553-2047.&#13;
Budget from page 2&#13;
savings of a vacant stock&#13;
position.&#13;
Reduction of locksmith&#13;
position to 50 percent.&#13;
Two vacant library positions,&#13;
one in public services&#13;
and one in the archives, will&#13;
be merged.&#13;
MADE&#13;
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SEEING YOU AT PARKSIDE&#13;
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Some other ideas being explored&#13;
for potential reductions&#13;
include ceasing computerization&#13;
of the library,&#13;
elimination of the student activity&#13;
period and shearing of&#13;
course scheduling and possibly&#13;
course offerings.&#13;
Basic skills courses, such&#13;
as Math 015 and 016 and English&#13;
100, will be closely examined&#13;
as areas for potential&#13;
cuts, said Shutler.&#13;
"These changes are going&#13;
to be hardest on the part-time&#13;
students. Frankly, we're asking&#13;
for more committment&#13;
from students if they want a&#13;
college education - you probably&#13;
won't be able to pick up&#13;
a degree at any time. But we&#13;
don't want to erode quality.&#13;
We want to continue offering&#13;
good courses, but maybe&#13;
fewer of them. This will also&#13;
be hard on someone working&#13;
full-time,"said Shutler.&#13;
"Smart scheduling" will be&#13;
a necessity for both students&#13;
and departments, Shutler&#13;
said. Courses that were offered&#13;
at several different&#13;
time slots and had only a few&#13;
students may be rescheduled&#13;
to only one time slot, she&#13;
said. "But we have no intention&#13;
of stuffing too many students&#13;
in a class - there will&#13;
just be fewer empty seats,"&#13;
said Shutler.&#13;
Shutler encouraged students&#13;
to seek advising as it&#13;
becomes harder to take courses&#13;
at their convenience and&#13;
it may be necessary to plan&#13;
four-year schedules. "I think&#13;
we can make these changes&#13;
without anyone's education&#13;
being hurt, and that is the&#13;
main concern," added Shutler.&#13;
&#13;
According to a Kenosha&#13;
News article, Gov. Earl announced&#13;
Friday at the Board&#13;
of Regents meeting that UWSystem&#13;
faculty members may&#13;
also share in the budget cuts.&#13;
However, Earl said he will&#13;
try to avoid cutting the six&#13;
percent salary hike (which&#13;
was approved for all state&#13;
employees) and the 15 percent&#13;
salary catch-up measure&#13;
approved by the Legislature&#13;
in 1985.&#13;
Goetz said cutting the&#13;
catch-up pay scheduled for&#13;
faculty and staff would be&#13;
very harmful.&#13;
"Catch-up represents a&#13;
judgement made between the&#13;
governor, the UW-System and&#13;
the Legislature that (faculty)&#13;
salaries are behind and not&#13;
competitive (with other universities).&#13;
Therefore this special&#13;
program was designed to&#13;
catch them up. It is a special&#13;
commitment which is different&#13;
from an annual pay plan.&#13;
I would hate to see (catch-up&#13;
funds) touched - it may be a&#13;
once-in-a-lifetime thing," said&#13;
Goetz.&#13;
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RANGER&#13;
A Chorus Line •&#13;
Poor adaptation&#13;
Thursday, = January 16, 1985 9&#13;
by Gary L. Schneeberger&#13;
Asst. Feature Editor&#13;
With "Gandhi," Richard&#13;
Attenborough created a&#13;
lavish film, grand in both&#13;
style and content. With "A&#13;
Chorus Line," his latest, he&#13;
strives for similar grandiosity,&#13;
only to fail with epic proportions.&#13;
&#13;
The problem with "A&#13;
Chorus Line," the long-awaited&#13;
and much-debated screen&#13;
adaptation of Michael Bennet's&#13;
sensational stage play,&#13;
Richard Attenborough&#13;
is that Attenborough's overindulgence,&#13;
while lending scope&#13;
to "Gandhi," adds only dead&#13;
weight to this light tale Detailing,&#13;
as it does, the hopes&#13;
ahd horrors of hoofers auditioning&#13;
for the new show of a&#13;
relentlessly tough choreographer&#13;
(Michael Douglas) "A&#13;
Chorus Line" loses all' its&#13;
charm in Attenborough's&#13;
hands, becoming overblown&#13;
rather than understated.&#13;
This is especially destructive&#13;
since the film seldom&#13;
ventures from its main stage&#13;
setting, where the seventeen&#13;
hopefuls (Audrey Landers&#13;
and Janet Jones among&#13;
•them) dance and bare their&#13;
souls, as well as tear their&#13;
soles, for Douglas's Zach.&#13;
This curious juxtaposition -&#13;
Attenborough's frenetic attempts&#13;
at creating space and&#13;
movement and the movie's&#13;
utter lack of it - does much&#13;
to create a sense of claustrophobia,&#13;
hardly an ideal feeling&#13;
for a "backstage musical"&#13;
to elicit.&#13;
While the song-and-dance&#13;
bits are primarily palatable,&#13;
even they quickly become&#13;
winded and tedious. "A&#13;
Chorus Line" is one picture&#13;
not worth a thousand words,&#13;
but only two: It stinks.&#13;
White Niehtx * * *&#13;
Goodancing, terse plot&#13;
by Jim Neibaur&#13;
Feature Editor&#13;
Dancers Gregory Hines and&#13;
Mikhail Baryshnikov shine in&#13;
Taylor Hackford's tense and&#13;
insightful "White Nights."&#13;
For all the hoopla surrounding&#13;
such naive rubbish as&#13;
"Rambo" and "Rocky IV," a&#13;
true drama of political intrigue&#13;
such as "White&#13;
Nights" stands alone in its&#13;
sub-genre as an expert blend&#13;
of statements and showbiz&#13;
hoofing.&#13;
Interwoven throughout the&#13;
plotline is a series of dance&#13;
numbers performed by the&#13;
two leads, making this otherwise&#13;
very serious study a&#13;
magical outing in the strongest&#13;
Hollywood tradition.&#13;
Baryshnikov is born to play&#13;
the role of a Russian defector&#13;
who is caught once again in&#13;
his homeland after a series of&#13;
unfortunate circumstances&#13;
that force a flight he's on to&#13;
land there. Hines extends&#13;
beyond the wonderful acting&#13;
he exhibited in Coppola's&#13;
"Cotton Club" as the American&#13;
defector hired to guard&#13;
Baryshnikov, displaying&#13;
strength and passion as a disgruntled&#13;
black man who fled&#13;
his country after being adBaryshnikov&#13;
(1)&#13;
monished once too often.&#13;
The storyline is terse and&#13;
not at all convoluted. The acting&#13;
is especially good, and the&#13;
dancing is perfectly wonderful.&#13;
"White Nights" is one of&#13;
This week in the history of rock and roll&#13;
Til i C lirnAlr 5 m MAAL AM J T n n -« n nvn .&#13;
and Hines&#13;
the most impressive pictures&#13;
of the year, making a statement&#13;
while offering the viewer&#13;
as much solid entertainment&#13;
as any Hollywood product&#13;
has a right to.&#13;
This week in rock and roll&#13;
history...&#13;
Jan. 16, 1980 - Paul McCartney&#13;
is busted in Tokyo&#13;
for possession of pot and&#13;
spends nine days in prison.&#13;
Jan. 18, 1973 - Pink Floyd&#13;
begin their first recording&#13;
sessions for the classic LP&#13;
"Dark Side of the Moon."&#13;
Jan. 19, 1974 • Bob Dylan's&#13;
Miami concert causes a traffic&#13;
jam unequalled since&#13;
Woodstock. Many fans leave&#13;
cars unattended and walk the&#13;
entire nine miles to the event.&#13;
Jan. 19, 1976 - The Beatles&#13;
are offered $30 million to play&#13;
together again. The answer is&#13;
no.&#13;
Jan. 20, 1965 - Rock and&#13;
roll father Alan Freed dies.&#13;
Jan. 20, 1982 - Ozzy Osbourne&#13;
is hospitalized with&#13;
rabies after biting the head&#13;
off a bat during a concert. Osbourne&#13;
reportedly enters the&#13;
hospital on four legs barking.&#13;
Jan. 21, 1966 - George Harrison&#13;
marries Patti Boyd.&#13;
Jan. 21, 1974 • Bob Dylan&#13;
is invited to supper at Governor&#13;
Jimmy Carter's Atlanta&#13;
home.&#13;
Jan. 22, 1959 - Buddy Holly&#13;
makes his final recordings in&#13;
his New York City apartment.&#13;
&#13;
BIRTHDAYS&#13;
Jan. 17 - Mick Taylor, 38&#13;
Jan. 19 - Phil Everly, 47&#13;
Jan. 20 - Paul Stanley, 34&#13;
Jan. 21 - Jim Neibaur, 28&#13;
Jan. 22 - Steve Perry, 33.&#13;
•s P O R T E L A N|&#13;
S 0 L D E R E A S I E R&#13;
I 0 A D BE A R N S M E&#13;
A N 1 s A P 1 D G E E&#13;
L b S E T E E B R A D&#13;
E R E C T E D L E A N S&#13;
0 0 D D\ E A N&#13;
s 1 b R N| B R A N D E D&#13;
1 H R N • P R E S S |R O&#13;
H A S S L A S H M A N&#13;
A S P L O T S n P E S O&#13;
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Involves set-up/tear-down operation, maintenance of electronic&#13;
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Applications accepted in Union Room 209 through Friday. April 25.&#13;
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^^^TOursda^_January 16,1985&#13;
Book review&#13;
RANGER&#13;
Curly bio more about the man than the image&#13;
by hv Jim Neibaur WihunPiir-lv tVin t it. M&#13;
Feature Editor&#13;
The Three Stooges may not&#13;
be the critical equivalent of&#13;
Charles Chaplin or Laurel&#13;
and Hardy, but they certainly&#13;
have achieved phenomenal&#13;
popularity on the strength of&#13;
TV revivals of their near-200&#13;
Columbia comedies.&#13;
Joan Howard Maurer,&#13;
daughter of late stooge Moe&#13;
Howard, has been writing on&#13;
her father's comedy trio for&#13;
some years now, her latest&#13;
release being the story of her&#13;
favorite uncle and favorite&#13;
stooge, Curly.&#13;
"Curly, An Illustrated&#13;
Biography of the Superstooge,"&#13;
published by Citadel,&#13;
is basically interesting from&#13;
the viewpoint that Joan's&#13;
home movies would be interesting.&#13;
Joan has compiled&#13;
several interviews with family&#13;
members, doctors, etc., to&#13;
give fans an insight into&#13;
Pitchers —&#13;
Pitchers from page 1&#13;
Parkside students, regardless&#13;
of age, are allowed to use the&#13;
facilities which include a bar,&#13;
but they must be 19 to purchase&#13;
alcoholic beverages.&#13;
PUAB eliminated the use of&#13;
pitchers, in part, in order to&#13;
reduce the chances of students&#13;
sharing alcoholic beverages&#13;
with underage students.&#13;
PUAB ar.L die administration&#13;
agreed 'Mat by withholding&#13;
pitcher d carafe sales&#13;
until after J o.m., when the&#13;
facilities are ^ess populated,&#13;
bartenders and Union supervisors&#13;
would be able to better&#13;
Curly the man (or into Jerome&#13;
Howard, as it were).&#13;
And yet, although the book hit&#13;
number one best seller status&#13;
in Chicago (where the trio&#13;
has always been hot stuff), its&#13;
true worth is somewhat limited.&#13;
&#13;
While ample space is devoted&#13;
to Curly's lifestyle (although&#13;
nearly every interviewee's&#13;
recollection is&#13;
sketchy), there is virtually&#13;
nothing about Curly the actor.&#13;
How did this man prepare for&#13;
a scene? How important was&#13;
his off-screen contribution to&#13;
the act? How did he develop&#13;
his popular characterization?&#13;
Such questions are unanswered&#13;
in favor of many trivial&#13;
details regarding marriages,&#13;
quirks, drinking habits,&#13;
eating habits, etc.&#13;
During a recent phone interview,&#13;
Joan talked briefly&#13;
about Curly the actor:&#13;
"He didn't just come into&#13;
the act cold: he knew what&#13;
the Stooges were all about.&#13;
He would frequently go and&#13;
see his brothers perform and&#13;
he was watching closely and&#13;
observing."&#13;
And about her choosing to&#13;
do a book on Curly, she staed,&#13;
"I originally got the idea&#13;
after completing my father's&#13;
autobiography ("Moe Howard&#13;
and the Three Stooges" Citadel-1977).&#13;
Very little had been&#13;
written on Curly at that time,&#13;
so I picked up bits and pieces&#13;
of material that finally resulted&#13;
in this book."&#13;
Among the book's strong&#13;
points are its many rare photos,&#13;
excellent artwork (by&#13;
Joan's brother Paul and husband&#13;
Norman Maurer, an artist&#13;
and filmmaker), and an illustrated&#13;
filmography. The&#13;
fact that Michael Jackson&#13;
wrote the fore ward (so Curly&#13;
DID inspire the moonwalk!)&#13;
also adds to its curiosity&#13;
value.&#13;
However, no workmates&#13;
Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Moe Howard&#13;
from the movie years are&#13;
talked to (many are living,&#13;
more when the book was&#13;
being compiled), and nothing&#13;
monitor patrons.&#13;
The Union administration&#13;
will review the progress of&#13;
the added service during&#13;
Spring break.&#13;
Keith Harmann, PUAB&#13;
member who initiated reinstating&#13;
the service, said, "It's&#13;
good for students because it&#13;
allows them to socialize easily&#13;
without having to run back&#13;
and forth to get drinks - now&#13;
they can buy a pitcher." Harmann,&#13;
who is also a Union&#13;
bartender, added, "I really&#13;
feel the bartenders have&#13;
sense enough not to sell pitchers&#13;
or carafes to people who&#13;
are already drunk or who&#13;
might be sharing with&#13;
minors. Our bartenders are of&#13;
a high caliber and quality. I&#13;
hope it (selling pitchers) is as&#13;
successful as I thought it&#13;
would be."&#13;
There is no cost savings in&#13;
purchasing a pitcher of beer&#13;
compared to buying three 20&#13;
ounce beers. Pitchers cost $3.&#13;
each (plus a $2 deposit), 20&#13;
ounce beers cost $1 each and&#13;
there are three 20 ounce&#13;
beers in a pitcher.&#13;
PUAB felt the service&#13;
would merely be a convenience&#13;
to patrons. "Pitchers&#13;
are not value priced," said&#13;
Bill Niebuhr, Union director.&#13;
"We do not want to encourage&#13;
consumption and this&#13;
way we are still in line with&#13;
the guidelines established a&#13;
few years ago by the Alcohol&#13;
Policy Review Committee,"&#13;
he said.&#13;
Jenny Price, dean of Student&#13;
Life who helped develop&#13;
the compromise, said, "I'm&#13;
real pleased we seemed to&#13;
find a compromise which provides&#13;
a convenience to the&#13;
students while still managing&#13;
in terms of the law."&#13;
is revealed about the one&#13;
single aspect of Curly Howard&#13;
that makes him popular:&#13;
his comedy!&#13;
Letter•&#13;
Letter from page 2&#13;
I should also like to add&#13;
that not all the teachers and&#13;
tutors involved with the&#13;
Supersection class behaved in&#13;
the manner I described. On&#13;
the contrary, the four or five&#13;
who came to class and did&#13;
their jobs have the satisfaction&#13;
of knowing who they are,&#13;
that they did the best job they&#13;
could under adverse conditions&#13;
and that some students&#13;
recognized the contributions&#13;
made by them and thank&#13;
them for their help and patience.&#13;
&#13;
Ralph Abagian&#13;
The Parkside Union&#13;
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RANGER&#13;
Thursday, January 16, lass ll'&#13;
Death of a&#13;
teenage idol&#13;
by Jim Neibaur&#13;
Feature Editor&#13;
On New Year's Eve,&#13;
singer/ actor Ricky Nelson&#13;
was killed in a plane crash.&#13;
Best known as the youngest&#13;
son from the "Ozzie and Harriet"&#13;
TV series, as well as&#13;
being a teen idol from the&#13;
late fifties and early sixties,&#13;
Nelson was actually a very&#13;
important part of rock and&#13;
roll's development. Along&#13;
with The Beach Boys and The&#13;
Four Seasons, Nelson was a&#13;
major part of the "hangover&#13;
period" in rock and roll,&#13;
which linked the fifties Elvisto-Chuck-Berry&#13;
sound and the&#13;
yet-to-come British invasion&#13;
that brought the Beatles and&#13;
the Stones.&#13;
Nelson was also the important&#13;
white rock and roll missing&#13;
link between the guts and&#13;
bravado of Elvis and the teen&#13;
idol pop of, say, Fabian or&#13;
Frankie Avalon. Songs like&#13;
"Hello, Mary Lou," "Poor&#13;
Little Fool," "Travelin' Man"&#13;
and the much later and still&#13;
poignant "Garden Party"&#13;
helped to epitomize an aspect&#13;
Rick Nelson&#13;
of popular music during" the&#13;
rock era that is too often&#13;
trivialized and thus dismissed&#13;
as insignifcant. As it is. Nelson's&#13;
contribution was meaningful&#13;
enough to warrant&#13;
missing this pretty-boy singer&#13;
from an era that has long&#13;
since passed us by.&#13;
Former Who members release&#13;
their latest solo albums&#13;
Bob Dvlan&#13;
by Jim Neibaur&#13;
Feature Editor&#13;
Atlantic Records has released&#13;
two solo LPs from former&#13;
Who members Roger&#13;
Daltrey and Pete Townshend.&#13;
The records are being reviewed&#13;
here together to allow a&#13;
comparison/contrast between&#13;
the two former bandmates.&#13;
For the uninitiated, Daltrey&#13;
was the lead singer, Townshend&#13;
the guitarist and chief&#13;
songwriter of The Who - a&#13;
group that influenced many&#13;
others and left an indelible&#13;
stamp on rock music since&#13;
their first hits "I Can't Explain"&#13;
and "My Generation."&#13;
The Who later introduced the&#13;
rock opera via "Tommy" and&#13;
"Quadrophania," while their&#13;
1971 LP "Who's Next" is considered&#13;
one of the all-time&#13;
great rock records.&#13;
Townshend also has enjoyed&#13;
great solo success, but this&#13;
latest effort, "White City," is&#13;
somewhat of a letdown, despite&#13;
the fact that it has delighted&#13;
those who have clung to an&#13;
emotional and strictly impressionistic&#13;
summing up of&#13;
the music.&#13;
Most annoying are the disco&#13;
cuts "Hiding Out" and (espeRetrospective&#13;
LP released&#13;
by Gary L. Schneeberger&#13;
Asst. Feature Editor&#13;
To today's youth, Bob&#13;
Dylan is simply an odd-looking&#13;
guy who whined off-key at&#13;
the USA For Africa "We Are&#13;
the World" session.&#13;
To those slightly older, he&#13;
is the poet and prophet of a&#13;
generation, a man both bold&#13;
enough and gifted enough to&#13;
articulate the people's&#13;
thoughts for the people's&#13;
ears.&#13;
It is this latter, "real" Bob&#13;
Dylan that Columbia Records&#13;
celebrates on "Biograph," a&#13;
five-record retrospective&#13;
chronicling the best and most&#13;
representative of Dylan's&#13;
work - both live and in the&#13;
studio, both released and unreleased.&#13;
&#13;
Among the 52 selections&#13;
are, of course, the classics.&#13;
Numbers like "Blowin' in the&#13;
Wind," "Like a Rolling&#13;
Stone" and especially "The&#13;
Times They Are A-Changin' "&#13;
retain power and poignance&#13;
today - some 20 years after&#13;
their release - as they once&#13;
again speak to social concerns&#13;
and changes.&#13;
Also represented are protest&#13;
songs - a subgenre developed&#13;
and honed into high&#13;
art by Dylan - and to which&#13;
movements like USA For&#13;
Africa and Band Aid owe&#13;
their very existence. Whether&#13;
he's bemoaning our skewed&#13;
judicial system in the haunting&#13;
"Lonesome Death of Hattie&#13;
Carroll," or lambasting&#13;
the Pentagon in "Masters of&#13;
War."&#13;
Of greatest interest, however,&#13;
are "Biograph's" lesser&#13;
known tracks - those offering&#13;
a glimpse of a slightly dif-&#13;
"Biograph" also comes&#13;
with extensive liner notes and&#13;
Dylan's comments on each&#13;
song, but even if it were&#13;
packed in fishwrap, it would&#13;
be an indispensable addition&#13;
to any record collection.&#13;
20% OFF&#13;
LICORICE&#13;
Week off J an. 20-24&#13;
We have a full&#13;
selection of&#13;
Candy &amp; Nuts&#13;
Located in the Union Bazaar&#13;
Directly Across from the Info Center&#13;
10 am - 4 pm Mon. thru. Fri.&#13;
daily.) "The Brilliant Blues,"&#13;
a song which belies its title on&#13;
both counts. Passable is the&#13;
song "Face the Face," which&#13;
exhibits the energy found on&#13;
too few of the LP's tracks.&#13;
Furthermore, Townshend's&#13;
choice to collaborte with exPink&#13;
Floyd guitarist David&#13;
Gilmour is a match that&#13;
doesn't seem to gel.&#13;
The full title of Townshend's&#13;
LP is "White City -A&#13;
Novel." This, along with the&#13;
notes on the back cover, hints&#13;
that the record is conceptual,&#13;
but the music doesn't bear&#13;
this out. Hmmmmm!&#13;
On the other hand, Daltrey's&#13;
LP "Under a Raging&#13;
Moon" may be the best thing&#13;
he's done alone thus far. This&#13;
doesn't mean that it's better&#13;
than the Townshend LP, but&#13;
since Daltrey was never too&#13;
impressive as a solo performer,&#13;
even being as good as&#13;
one of Townshend's less interesting&#13;
achievements is saying&#13;
something.&#13;
Yet when looking these two&#13;
records over carefully and&#13;
analytically, one must step&#13;
beyond the moment's impression&#13;
and seriously ask himself&#13;
just how long this music's&#13;
going to last. That is really&#13;
Pete Townshend&#13;
the essential criteria on&#13;
which to "rate" an album's&#13;
true worth. The Who's music&#13;
is still powerful and innovative&#13;
fifteen to twenty years&#13;
after its initial release. Are&#13;
these two solo efforts going to&#13;
be anything worth slapping&#13;
on the turntable in even five&#13;
years? Probably not! Verdict:&#13;
two fair albums from&#13;
two exceptional rockers; take&#13;
'em or leave 'em, no harm&#13;
done either way.&#13;
CROSSWORD PUZZLER&#13;
ACROSS&#13;
1 Pastime&#13;
6 African antelope&#13;
11 Unite securely&#13;
12 Simpler&#13;
14 Frog&#13;
15 Merits&#13;
17 Myself&#13;
18 Emmet&#13;
19 Savory&#13;
20 Command to&#13;
horse&#13;
21 French article&#13;
22 Mediterranean&#13;
vessel&#13;
23 Wire nail&#13;
24 Built&#13;
26 Inclines&#13;
27 Forest&#13;
28 College official&#13;
29 Strict&#13;
31 Stamped&#13;
34 Gull-like bird&#13;
35 Newspapers,&#13;
collectively&#13;
36 Artificial&#13;
language&#13;
37 Ethiopian title&#13;
38 Long, deep cut&#13;
39 Male&#13;
40 Equally&#13;
41 Conspiracies&#13;
42 Unit of Mexican&#13;
currency&#13;
43 Punctuation&#13;
mark&#13;
45 Click beetle&#13;
47 Wise persons&#13;
48 Surfeits&#13;
DOWN&#13;
1 Earlier than&#13;
2 Real estate map&#13;
3 Unusual&#13;
4 Concerning&#13;
5 Handled&#13;
6 Uncanny&#13;
7 Alight&#13;
8 Beast of burden&#13;
9 Symbol for&#13;
nickel&#13;
10 Degrade&#13;
11 Vapid&#13;
13 Musical&#13;
instruments&#13;
16 Imitated&#13;
19 Surgical thread&#13;
20 Pre-eminent&#13;
22 Disdain&#13;
23 Legumes&#13;
25 Pitchers&#13;
26 Thong for a dog&#13;
28 Frocks&#13;
29 Strip of l eather&#13;
30 Plagues&#13;
31 Unruly child&#13;
32 Expunges&#13;
33 Giver of gift&#13;
35 Walks wearily&#13;
38 Wild plum&#13;
39 Apportion&#13;
41 Hog&#13;
42 Stroke&#13;
44 Sun god&#13;
46 Note of scale&#13;
© 1985 United Feature Syndicate &#13;
12 Thursday, January 16, 1985 RANGER&#13;
ZZ Top&#13;
4 4Afterburner9 9 a hot release&#13;
by Kristy Harrington&#13;
They'll probably be the first&#13;
band to go to the moon, yet&#13;
ZZ Top is just the "little ole&#13;
band from Texas" that can't&#13;
stop rockin.' "Afterburner,"&#13;
on Warner's, is the longawaited&#13;
follow up to "Eliminator,"&#13;
and it was well&#13;
worth the wait. It is ZZ Top's&#13;
fourth LP in their fifteen year&#13;
career, and the group's sound&#13;
improves amazingly as the&#13;
years roll by.&#13;
Their first hit single,&#13;
"Sleeping Bag," which is a&#13;
bit more technical than their&#13;
previous work, is just a little&#13;
taste of what the album&#13;
sounds like. "Velcro Fly" resembles&#13;
"Tube Snake Boogie,"&#13;
a single off their "El&#13;
Loco" LP. "Can't Stop Rockin'&#13;
" takes the listener back&#13;
to the old days of rock when&#13;
ZZ Top first rocketed up the&#13;
charts.&#13;
That Candy Apple Red *33&#13;
Ford is still blazing hot on ZZ&#13;
Top's tail end, just as Billy&#13;
Gibbons' voice still blazing up&#13;
the Top Ten charts. Gibbons,&#13;
Dusty Hill and Frank Beard&#13;
are rare juvenilias in today's&#13;
"artistic" world. By far, this&#13;
is their best album yet. Following&#13;
one of the most successful&#13;
albums of the decade,'&#13;
"Afterburner" contains a lot&#13;
of brilliant new sounding&#13;
ZZ top deserve their success&#13;
rock. ZZ Top is going through&#13;
"Stages," which also is a&#13;
flash boisterous song off this&#13;
newly released L.P.&#13;
If one listens to the difference&#13;
between "Afterburner"&#13;
and "Eliminator," they'll&#13;
know that ZZ Top is at its&#13;
most successful stage right&#13;
now.&#13;
Teddv Pendererass&#13;
Indulgent soup LP&#13;
by Gary L. Schneeberger&#13;
Asst. Feature Editor&#13;
Teddy Pendergrass made a&#13;
name for himself as a velvety-voiced&#13;
sex symbol whose&#13;
sultry songs of passion and&#13;
lust set female hearts ablaze.&#13;
Now, sadly, that velvet has&#13;
become burlap-as he moans&#13;
through the hyper-produced&#13;
"Workin' It Back," his latest&#13;
on Asylum.&#13;
Beseiged by the overindulgence&#13;
of no less than nine producers&#13;
(he himself one of the&#13;
culprits), Pendergrass sacrifices&#13;
his provocatively distinctive&#13;
voice for layers of&#13;
overdubbed instruments and&#13;
Holiday Inn cocktail lounge&#13;
background vocals. The result,&#13;
with one exception, is&#13;
not merely embarrassing; it's&#13;
deplorable.&#13;
Only one selection, "Let Me&#13;
Be Closer," which closes out&#13;
Side 1, rises above this musical&#13;
muck. Dripping with Teddy's&#13;
own brand of sexual sugTeddy&#13;
Pendergrass&#13;
gestiveness, the song boasts&#13;
lyrics like "The thought of&#13;
your body has got me erect/&#13;
You do me, I'll do you til&#13;
we're both soaked with&#13;
sweat."&#13;
In the hands of a less sensual&#13;
artist, these words would&#13;
be laughable. But imbued&#13;
with his unique talents, it&#13;
comes off flawlessly-qualifying&#13;
the remainder of this selection&#13;
as winceably bad.&#13;
Review&#13;
Stung by W.A.S.P.&#13;
by Jim Neibaur&#13;
Feature Editor&#13;
With their latest Capitol&#13;
LP, "The Last Command,"&#13;
hard rockers W.A.S.P. have&#13;
broadened their style.&#13;
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Noteworthy for their being&#13;
admonished by Tipper Gore's&#13;
self-righteous anti-rock brigade&#13;
(mostly because of the&#13;
group's widely banned single&#13;
"Fuck Like a Beast"),&#13;
W.A.S.P. has extended&#13;
beyond the wild metal ravings&#13;
that characterized their&#13;
1984 debut LP. "The Last&#13;
Command" offers a richer&#13;
sound on many of the tracks,&#13;
blending the guitars with keyboards&#13;
(though not to the&#13;
point where electronics overpower&#13;
musical instruments),&#13;
and give the best tracks on&#13;
the LP a fresher, more mainstream&#13;
rock sound.&#13;
The excitement remains,&#13;
with the wild and uninhibited&#13;
"Ballcrusher" being perhaps&#13;
the most W.A.S.P.-ish cut on&#13;
the record. However, "Wild&#13;
Child" (not the old Doors&#13;
song of the same name),&#13;
"Blind in Texas," and the&#13;
LP's title track all stand out&#13;
for their less than grizzly approach.&#13;
Not that the group is&#13;
mellowing, but they do seem&#13;
to be moving away from the&#13;
stereotypical sound of earlyeighties&#13;
metal that plagues&#13;
the work of so many other&#13;
heavy rockers.&#13;
"The Last Command" is&#13;
the second LP from W.A.S.P.&#13;
and shows enough promise to&#13;
trigger interest in what this&#13;
band could accomplish with&#13;
their subsequent recordings.&#13;
If they continue to hone their&#13;
sound, W.A.S.P. could eventually&#13;
become one of the&#13;
more important metal acts of&#13;
the late eighties. &#13;
RANGER&#13;
Eight wrestlers place in Midwest&#13;
Thursday, January 16, 1985 13&#13;
During the semester break,&#13;
the Parkside wrestling team&#13;
competed in a double dual&#13;
match against Carthage and&#13;
Harper Colleges and the Midwest&#13;
Classic in Indianapolis.&#13;
The Ranger grapplers&#13;
made an impressive showing&#13;
at the double dual meet. They&#13;
beat Carthage 48-6 and Harper&#13;
33-15. Every wrestler won&#13;
at least one match.&#13;
The results:&#13;
118 pounds-Art Demarath&#13;
pinned Carthage, pinned Harper.&#13;
&#13;
134 pounds-Jack Danner&#13;
won both by forfeit.&#13;
150 pounds-Mark Dubey&#13;
won on forfeit to Carthage,&#13;
pinned Harper.&#13;
158 pounds-Mark Mackovich&#13;
defeated Carthage, d.&#13;
Harper.&#13;
167 pounds-Ted Price&#13;
pinned Carthage, won on forfeit&#13;
to Harper.&#13;
177 p ounds-Carl Price won&#13;
on forfeit to Carthage, lost to&#13;
Harper.&#13;
Heavyweight-Sean Yde&#13;
pinned Carthage, won on forfeit&#13;
to Harper.&#13;
At the Midwest Classic&#13;
tournament, Parkside finished&#13;
sixth out of 11 teams with&#13;
79 points. Wright State of&#13;
Dayton, Ohio, ranked seventh&#13;
in NCAA Division II, won the&#13;
meet with 124 points, followed&#13;
closely by Ashland College,&#13;
ranked fifth in NCAA II, with&#13;
120 points.&#13;
Coach Jim Koch took eight&#13;
wrestlers to the meet, and all&#13;
eight placed in the top six in&#13;
their respective weight classes,&#13;
two of them reaching the&#13;
finals.&#13;
.&#13;
At 150 pounds, Dubev&#13;
Pinned his first two oppo&#13;
nents but lost in the final&#13;
Wright State*° SmUh&#13;
At 190 pounds, Sean Yde&#13;
won his first two matches by&#13;
decision, but lost the final to&#13;
hvo-time NCAA II champion&#13;
Dave Maiorana, 4-3.&#13;
In perhaps the most impressive&#13;
performance in the&#13;
meet, Parkside's Don VerBruggen&#13;
lost his first match,&#13;
then fought back with four&#13;
straight pins to finish third in&#13;
the heavyweight class.&#13;
"Don's showing is probably&#13;
the best comeback ever by a&#13;
Parkside wrestler," said&#13;
Koch.&#13;
At 118 pounds, Demerath&#13;
finished fifth, winning three&#13;
matches and losing two.&#13;
Gavin Langan at 142 pounds&#13;
also finished fifth, winning&#13;
two and losing two.&#13;
Three wrestlers placed&#13;
sixth in their weight classes.&#13;
Mackovich won one match&#13;
and lost three at 158 pounds,&#13;
Ted Price won one match at&#13;
167 pounds, but injured his&#13;
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elbow and had to withdraw.&#13;
Carl Price at 177 pounds was&#13;
the other sixth place finisher.&#13;
"We did fairly well despite&#13;
a month layoff because of&#13;
finals and break," said Koch.&#13;
"I was particularly pleased&#13;
with Dubey and Yde."&#13;
The Rangers' next meet is&#13;
a double dual with Northern&#13;
Michigan and Ferris State&#13;
(Mich.) at Marquette, Mich,&#13;
on Friday. Both teams are in&#13;
the top 20 of the NCAA II.&#13;
They then take on Grand Valley&#13;
State (Mich.) on Saturday.&#13;
Mark Dubey&#13;
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strip at 313 S. Atlantic Avenue in Daytona Beach.&#13;
Totally renovated over the past two years, this&#13;
oceanfront resort is certainly one ot the highest&#13;
quality hotels located in the central strip area.&#13;
The hotrl has all oceanview rooms, color TV. air&#13;
conditioning, pool bar, gift shop, and one of the&#13;
hottest pool decks on the strip.&#13;
Round trip motor coach transportation via luxury&#13;
highway coaches to Daytona Beach. Florida,&#13;
leaaving Friday. March 7, 1986. Unlike others, we&#13;
use the newest style buses available.&#13;
Pool deck parties and activities every single day&#13;
featuring the famous Echo Belly Flop Contest.&#13;
Optional excursions available to Disney World,&#13;
Epcot. Hawaiian luaus, party boats and more.&#13;
An entire list of bar and restaurant discounts to&#13;
save you money at the places you would go&#13;
anyway.&#13;
The services of a full time travel representative to&#13;
throw parties and take great care of you.&#13;
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UWPAR&#13;
Intramural&#13;
basketball&#13;
starting&#13;
Second semester basketball&#13;
is beginning Jan. 26 at 4, 5,&#13;
and 6 p.m. Teams may consist&#13;
of six to eight players&#13;
with five on the court at any&#13;
one time. The games will consist&#13;
of two 20-minute halves&#13;
with a running clock. Those&#13;
eligible to play are any current&#13;
student, faculty or staff,&#13;
students must hve a validated&#13;
I.D.&#13;
The 1986 Schick Super&#13;
Hoops intramural three-onthree&#13;
basketball competition&#13;
p ab&#13;
°ut to begin. Last year,&#13;
Harkside's winning team won&#13;
the regional competition at&#13;
Milwaukee and played at&#13;
half time at a Bucks game,&#13;
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14 Thursday, January 16, 1985 RANGER&#13;
Lady Rangers B-ball struggling at 2-9&#13;
l\tr IY i &gt;v« 1/ &gt;«n n • /&gt;!« 1.1. f i m . , . . i by Kim Kranich&#13;
Asst. News Editor&#13;
"I am disappointed," said&#13;
women's head basketball&#13;
coach Wendy Miller, in regard&#13;
to her team's 2-9 record.&#13;
Five of the team's nine losses&#13;
have come in the final&#13;
moments of the game when&#13;
the women were either leading&#13;
or were narrowing the&#13;
score when time ran out.&#13;
Injuries and illnesses have&#13;
plagued the team. Both Kay&#13;
Wolferstetter and Linda Rossow&#13;
have sprained ankles and&#13;
Julie Slaats has reinjured her&#13;
back. The flu and symptoms&#13;
of colds have hit most of the&#13;
rest of the team.&#13;
Although Miller knows that&#13;
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the problem. "We'll play exceptionally&#13;
well for moments&#13;
in the game and then we'll&#13;
throw the ball away for the&#13;
next few possessions," she&#13;
said.&#13;
A l ack of mental concentration&#13;
is also part of the&#13;
Rangers' inconsistency. Poor&#13;
shot selection and an inability&#13;
to work well as a team also&#13;
are among the problems. But&#13;
Miller looks forward to the&#13;
remainder of this season and&#13;
to next year.&#13;
"We are very close to getting&#13;
over the hump of winning&#13;
consistently. I would anticipate&#13;
us being a lot better next&#13;
year because the freshmen&#13;
are getting the playing experience&#13;
they need," said&#13;
Miller.&#13;
The results of the Ranger's&#13;
last five games: Carroll College&#13;
over Parkside 75-65 in&#13;
overtime; Parkside over National&#13;
College of Education&#13;
64-62; Green Bay over Parkside&#13;
84-57; LaCrosse over Parkside&#13;
79-72; Augustana over&#13;
Parkside 75-62.&#13;
Leading Scorers:&#13;
Susie Brugioni&#13;
Mary Metcalf&#13;
Kim Van Deraa&#13;
Field Goals:&#13;
Mary Metcalf&#13;
Kim Van Deraa&#13;
Successful Free Throw Attempts:&#13;
Kim Van Deraa&#13;
Julie Slatts&#13;
10.6 pts/game&#13;
10.5 pts/game&#13;
9.6 pts/game&#13;
53%&#13;
51%&#13;
85%&#13;
77%&#13;
photo by Dave McEvoy&#13;
Skier enjoying the Parkside course&#13;
Cross country ski&#13;
Great trails here&#13;
by Hans Hauschild&#13;
Would you like to ski for&#13;
free at any time and get&#13;
away from a crowded ski&#13;
hill?&#13;
You can do this by taking&#13;
up cross-country skiing. Ed&#13;
Wallen, Nordic Ski Club adviser,&#13;
believes "a beginner&#13;
should rent skis and go skiing&#13;
with someone experienced&#13;
first." A lesson from an instructor&#13;
would be a good way&#13;
to start. Parkside offers a&#13;
cross-country skiing class&#13;
worth one credit.&#13;
Wallen suggests that everyone&#13;
should try cross-country&#13;
skiing. One can go at his own&#13;
pace and it is excellent exercise.&#13;
Besides exercise, crosscountry&#13;
skiing provides a&#13;
great escape from everyday&#13;
pressures.&#13;
People can escape to the&#13;
beautiful scenery by skiing on&#13;
the 15 miles of trails in the&#13;
Parkside area. Parkside's&#13;
Nordic Ski Club grooms three&#13;
trails: one trail is on the national&#13;
cross-country running&#13;
course; another is the Campus&#13;
Loop, which is the shortest&#13;
and easiest trail; and the&#13;
last is the Pike River Trail,&#13;
which takes one to all the&#13;
trails in the park.&#13;
If you have never skied before&#13;
and would like to try the&#13;
trails, you can rent equipment&#13;
from Parkside's&#13;
Recreation Center. Student&#13;
rates are $4.75 and nonstudent&#13;
rates are $5.75 for four&#13;
hours. Equipment can be purchased&#13;
at local ski shops for&#13;
as little as $100. From then&#13;
on, skiing is free, except for&#13;
occasionally waxing your skis&#13;
and the new clothes you'll&#13;
have to buy as you become&#13;
more fit and trim.&#13;
Both Mike Menzhuber,&#13;
Recreation Center Manager,&#13;
and Wallen recommend wearing&#13;
layered clothing when skiing.&#13;
Wallen said, "You will&#13;
build up body heat and get&#13;
very warm." Then you can&#13;
always take off clothes - but&#13;
you cannot always put on if it&#13;
gets colder so be prepared.&#13;
Other places to cross-country&#13;
ski are Bong Recreation&#13;
Center, Bristol Woods, Silver&#13;
Lake, Johnson Park and&#13;
River Bend. You can also ski&#13;
at Americana Resort, Lake&#13;
Geneva and Door County, although&#13;
they are a little farther&#13;
away.&#13;
So get up from the television,&#13;
away from the refrigerator&#13;
and have fun seeing the&#13;
beauty the trails offer. See&#13;
you on the trails. &#13;
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Basketball&#13;
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Rangers win four, lose two over break&#13;
photo by&#13;
Jay Rundles aims for the hoop against Concordia.&#13;
Carrera leads team&#13;
by Robb Luehr&#13;
Asst. Sports Editor&#13;
With Cornell Saddler out&#13;
with an injury, it was up to&#13;
somebody to pick up the slack&#13;
for Parkside. Dan Carrera&#13;
was the man.&#13;
Carrera scored 21 points,&#13;
his season high, and also collected&#13;
10 rebounds to help the&#13;
Rangers- beat the Milwaukee&#13;
Panthers 80-71. Parkside's record&#13;
is now 12-4.&#13;
Once again, the problem&#13;
that has plagued the Rangers&#13;
all season - loss of concentration&#13;
- was present again.&#13;
Parkside led 43-29 at halftime,&#13;
but almost let the Panthers&#13;
get back in the game.&#13;
"I'm pleased we won, but it's&#13;
still frustrating; we're still&#13;
not playing as smart as we&#13;
should be," said Johnson.&#13;
"When I watch them practice,&#13;
I see what they can do,&#13;
and it bothers me when they&#13;
don't play up to their potential&#13;
in a game. It's too late in&#13;
the season to be having mental&#13;
lapses."&#13;
Carrera led five Rangers in&#13;
double figures. Dennis Davis&#13;
had 18 points, Jay Rundles 14,&#13;
Mike Henderson 10 and Greg&#13;
Sipla came off the bench to&#13;
also score 10.&#13;
"Sipla came through for&#13;
us," said Johnson. "I was&#13;
really pleased. I also was&#13;
happy with Vince Hall. He&#13;
came off the bench and gave&#13;
us good, steady play defensively."&#13;
&#13;
With only a few minutes&#13;
left to play, the game was&#13;
marred by an altercation between&#13;
Rundles and Maurice&#13;
Turner of the Panthers. The&#13;
two fought for a rebound and&#13;
there was excessive body contact.&#13;
The two squared off and&#13;
some punches were thrown,&#13;
but players from both benches&#13;
managed to break up the&#13;
action. Turner and Rundles&#13;
were both assessed technical&#13;
fouls and ejected from the&#13;
game.&#13;
Erik Schten let Milwaukee&#13;
with 18 points.&#13;
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13.&#13;
by Robb Luehr&#13;
Asst. Sports Editor&#13;
While the rest of us were&#13;
relaxing and enjoying our&#13;
semester break, it was business&#13;
as usual for the Parkside&#13;
men's basketball team. They&#13;
played six games over break,&#13;
four on the road and two at&#13;
home, and their record now&#13;
stands at 11-4 through last&#13;
Saturday.&#13;
On Dec. 28, the Rangers&#13;
played at the Brown County&#13;
Arena against Green Bay, an&#13;
NCAA Division I school.&#13;
The Rangers used a six&#13;
point spurt in a two-minute&#13;
stretch late in the first half to&#13;
jump ahead 27-23 at the half.&#13;
The Phoenix used an eightpoint&#13;
streak of their own to&#13;
take a four point lead nine&#13;
minutes into the second half.&#13;
The Rangers pulled even&#13;
again with 9:26 left, then&#13;
traded baskets with the Phoenix&#13;
until Dennis Davis made&#13;
a lay up with 34 seconds to go&#13;
to tie the game at 51-51.&#13;
Green Bay called a time-out&#13;
and set up for a last shot. Unfortunately&#13;
for Parkside, the&#13;
Phoenix got it. Bernie Tompa&#13;
hit a 20-foot jump shot with&#13;
two seconds left to win the&#13;
game for Green Bay,53-51.&#13;
Jay Rundles led all scorers&#13;
with 17 points, while Cornell&#13;
Saddler added 12 for the&#13;
Rangers.&#13;
Two days later, on Dec. 30,&#13;
the Rangers traveled a short&#13;
distance south to De Pere to&#13;
take on St. Norbert College.&#13;
Parkside, behind a strong defense&#13;
and Saddler's 19 points&#13;
and eight rebounds, beat the&#13;
Knights 58-49.&#13;
Rangers play&#13;
Cardinal Stritch&#13;
Monday, Jan. 20&#13;
at 7:30 p.m.&#13;
The Rangers held a 33-21&#13;
rebounding advantage and&#13;
shot an even 50 percent from&#13;
the field.&#13;
The Rangers celebrated the&#13;
beginning of the new year on&#13;
Jan. 4 by whipping the Minnesota-Duluth&#13;
Bulldogs 76-52.&#13;
Parkside held UMD, last&#13;
year's NAIA District 13&#13;
champs, to 33.9 percent shooting&#13;
from the floor.&#13;
Saddler hounded the Bulldogs&#13;
the entire game, scoring&#13;
28 points, mostly from eight&#13;
feet or less. He scored 10 of&#13;
his 16 first half points in the&#13;
last four minutes. The&#13;
Rangers led 37-26 at the half.&#13;
The Parkside defense was&#13;
stifling in the last 10 minutes&#13;
of the game, allowing only 10&#13;
UMD points.&#13;
Dennis Davis had a good&#13;
game for the Rangers, scoring&#13;
17 points. Saddler was the&#13;
leading rebounder with 10,&#13;
and Mark Zukley had nine&#13;
boards before fouling out four&#13;
and a half minutes into the&#13;
second half.&#13;
On Jan. 8, the Rangers&#13;
travelled to Chicago to battle&#13;
Northeastern Illinois, and a&#13;
battle it was. Parkside led by&#13;
only two at half time, and they&#13;
didn't allow the Golden Eagles&#13;
to get any closer than&#13;
three points in the second half&#13;
en route to a 65-60 victory.&#13;
Dan Carrera led the way&#13;
for the Rangers, scoring 18&#13;
points and collecting 11 rebounds.&#13;
Saddler I I 1 6 points&#13;
before he went o ' with a leg&#13;
injury. He came vn on another&#13;
player's for and strained&#13;
his leg. He w:. Ited for a&#13;
walking cast, a: might be&#13;
ready to play thio -aturday.&#13;
With only two days rest, the&#13;
Rangers played at home&#13;
against a tough Concordia&#13;
College team. Parkside trail- +&#13;
ed at the half 37-31, but rallied&#13;
to win 82-71 behind Davis'&#13;
24 points. Three other&#13;
Rangers scored in double figures;&#13;
Mike Henderson had 16,&#13;
Carrera had 15, and Rundles&#13;
10.&#13;
Last Saturday, Jan. 11, the&#13;
Rangers had the always&#13;
tough task of playing Stevens&#13;
Point at home. The Rangers&#13;
played hard, leading by as&#13;
many as 10 points early in the&#13;
second half, but the Pointers&#13;
rallied to tie the game at the&#13;
end of regulation. Parkside&#13;
had a chance to win the *&#13;
game, but missed a shot, with&#13;
the Pointers getting the rebound.&#13;
&#13;
The game remained close&#13;
during overtime, and was tied&#13;
until four seconds left, when&#13;
former Racine Lutheran star&#13;
Tim Naegeli hit a turnaround,&#13;
25 foot jump shot to&#13;
give Stevens Point the lead.&#13;
The Rangers immediately&#13;
called time out. After that,&#13;
Parkside got the ball upcourt&#13;
quickly, but Davis' desperation&#13;
35-footer missed the&#13;
mark.&#13;
"This one was hard to&#13;
take," said head coach Rees*&#13;
Johnson. "We just got tired&#13;
and lost our concentration." &#13;
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