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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, October 17, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 14, No. 8 for awareness I by Kari Dixon iinnm, ni_ Community News Editor "luiif ^ I The U.S. support of the ^— * £% Afri J | government of South Africa / &§* *1 jpj f j must be terminated so the twJ^i L citizens of that country can Jl (|I« % M iSf*-, I be allowed to win their mf Ml M gT' Jj| Li freedom and construct the/ Wmm •/( mJ? | type of government that / ' irAi'n | they want, agreed the f W\ \ paticipants in the anti- fib *' 'Mum ', W' 0%f-w y Sy? apartheid rally held J M/i g mwi% MM last Friday. / W~ A" • Ml m i W I Gracia Clark, / It I visiting assistant / jOE^I I professor of C • '$ F9$f | anthropology, } -fHHBk fmug ||®f J# I>f J explained how the / a WMm. f m W f system of 1 jp< M i/f | apartheid keeps I & ,1 h%% I nuclear families f '" J mf?W M | separated for J If- I extended periods / , g |J M «gr m 14 [ of t ime. The I % $M M s lHW Ullii I history of South Vl% #14 \k B m flfM 1 Africa was |W# & tfrnmlM I explained by Y i^Mi | history professor IF'JMPB' » | Gerry Greenfield. ^twHWiliil JBSLi-A * Ml JaHk | Keith Winsell, a gy I faculty member at St. | Olaf College and a ^Hm!? " "^L specialist in Afro- I American History, spokeon —j§P^ i the political mythology of' ' - - ^ L. fl| j apartheid. He cited a new book, f "The Political Impact of Apartheid/' -; ,,' ,- |tf -/ - , H~wiawS* 1 by Leonard Thompson as having ? % significant impact on the academic study of apartheid. LsMMaJBl "Myths are used to provide a moraily coherent world," Winsell said. BBKm "Each nation generates its own mythology.'* -'t ; - iPJl , #!?r' -p Vel Phillips, former Wisconsin Secretary of State and one-time ^WP^|p| Milwaukee judge, criticized the policies of the Reagan administration in regard to South Africa. \ |i . "The argument that economic sanctions would only hurt the blacks is a "s ' \®fe transparent argument, and hp one should be fooled by it," she said, I , , J W j " Mandatory sanctions could work magic because without U.S. support, the & . -I m South African government could not survive," fi | ," WM ' i.-i| Phillips described the specifics of apartheid, like mdrder, the beating of ~ F'^ children, the separation of families and the inability for blacks to move freely. , "In the 1960's in this country, we were marching for open diners," she said. "In South Africa they cannot even stand on the street of the diner without a pass." Phillips urged everyone listening to her to write to the White House (although she is not "sure they can read") and support mandatory sanctions against South Africa and the release of Nelson Mandeila, the former President of t he African National congress, who was sentenced to life in prison in 1964, This pressure, she thinks, will achieve freedom for blacks in South Africa, * 11 , 7vl ' 'Blacks in South Africa are not interested in polishing the shackles,'' she said. \ "They want to get rid of t he shackles."' V< M , - ;| " * Brian Vertin, president of the Free South Africa Coalition based in V j ; 'A;*k Milwaukee, echoed many of the same points Phillips made. He found the policies of the Reagan administration unsympathetic to the plight of blacks in South Africa and said that Jerry Falwell's claim that sanctions against South "•| AfriOa would only hurt blacks as ridiculous. \ % ' -fA 'i Sz "Jerry Falweil doesn't even care about the blacks in this country, let alone blacks in South Africa," he said, , ' Vertin also urged Racine voters to be aware of Assembly Democrat Jeff Neubauer's stand on the divestment of t he State Investment Board's holdings in South Africa, Neubauer is the chair of the Assembly Ways and Means Committee that will vote on a bill that could force the state to divest. Apartheid see page 4 Photos by Dave McEvoy Graphic by Paul Berge Parkside ponders student recruitment Page 3 Homecoming Special Pages 7-10 Brooks on baseball Page 15 . RANGER Editorial Faculty apathy rapped Faculty apathy is a problem here, but does anyone care? Administrators and faculty have been moaning for years about the lack of "student involvement" on campus. Committees have tried to tackle eternal questions like: How can we improve student retention? How can we get students interested in campus activities? And, how do we get students to care? The same questions apply to the faculty. The student/teacher relationship has been hailed as one of the most positive academic aspects here. Students can work directly with professors rather than with teaching assistants, which is the norm at many other campuses. However, that relationship ends in the classroom. Any attempts to foster social relationships have failed miserably. On Saturday night at the Semi-formal dance and Casino, a mere 125 people attended. Only two faculty members managed to work the event into their schedules, and they even helped by serving as black jack dealers - they deserve the highest commendation for their participation. Faculty attendance at the Homecoming Soccer game wasn't even worth mentioning; this is usual at all athletic events. Very few faculty members even came to watch their peers in the Faculty vs JV soccer match. The faculty and staff members who participated in the match deserve to be recognized for their involvement. It would be great to see some new faces participating in these types of events, however. All faculty members received invitations to the Homecoming events. The only faculty members who attended the South Africa Education Day events were those who spoke at the event. It is also very unique to see a professor with students in the Union, or the cafeteria or the Coffee Shoppe. Most faculty seem to prefer their own kind, although getting off campus as soon as possible is a more popular alternative. Maybe a Faculty Task Force should be formed to discuss how faculty interest can be spurred on this campus. We are tired of the "Do as I say and not as I do" hypocrisy which is obviously present here. We challenge the faculty to attend an event on this cartipus and have lunch with a student; they may actually enjoy themselves and discover that their students are not so bad after all - and, who knows, students might find the faculty isn't so bad either ( or is that the well-kept secret?). Letter to the Editor Leave it to Parkside To the Editor: When I found out that Parkside was going to take part in the "National Apartheid Protest Day," I was very proud that our school was dealing with an important socialpolitical issue while many larger, more prominent campuses weren't even getting involved. The event was supposed to be an educational experience for everyone, especially those who were not previously aware of the problems in South Africa. It was hoped that students and faculty alike would walk away knowing and caring a little more, the event was set to run from around 9 a.m. until 4 p.m. so that most everyone on campus could at least come in between classes for a little while. I can't say I was actually surprised at the turnout because the students at Parkside have always been a rather apathetic lot, but I guess I still expected a little more. Apparently most students would rather sit and get drunk in the Union or watch a soccer game between students and faculty. Again not suprising. I keep reminding myself that these are Reagan's eighties and the products of it just couldn't care less. What was in some ways even more notable was the lack of much of a faculty Letter see page 13 Letter to the Editor Partiers shouldn't be scolded To the Editor: As the bartender on duty Thursday afternoons, I feel that I must respond to Gary Schneeberger's remarks in the Oct. 10 issue of the Ranger. The so-called "Dirty Dozen" came into the Union Square around 2 p.m. and wanted to have some fun. These people were not "brazenly intoxicated." I did not turn a "deaf ear" but instead condoned the enjoyment that people were having; like you said "a little craziness is fine." These people were occupying one small corner of the whole Square, two booths, and if you were foolish enough to sit close enough to them that you had to "bump noses and shout in order to have a pleasant afternoon chat," then you have only yourself to blame. One of the members of the "14-year-olds who've stolen the keys to daddy's liquor cabinet" retorted "We weren't hurting anybody!" All anyone had to do was to move to the other side of the room which was, as it usually is during the afternoons, empty and quiet. It was a relief to have patrons 'who not only gave the Union some needed revenue but also livened up the Square. If any of the other customers had said to me that they felt like they were "intruding," then I would have put a stop to the fun and frolicking. There were no complaints, and when I did ask them to quiet down, they did. They were well behaved. The building manager said, "If I had thought there was a problem, I would have done something about it. I checked on them periodically and found no problems." Being in a position of responsibility of handling cash, I as a bartender must know when a customer is intoxicated and refuse service to him or her. As a result of the "craziness" and "loudness" a couple of customers needed to have their service ended as the evening drew nigh. I assume that you, Gary Schneeberger, never tipped a few too many and therefore couldn't be empathetic with these people. You accuse this group of thinking that "they're select," yet I feel that you think of yourself as being select, and you should get whatever you want because you want it. There are places on this campus that are designed to be quiet in case someone wants to have a conversation. If your sole purpose of coming to the Square to talk was to have "beer-soaked vocal cords," you could easily have gone to the Rec Center where beverages are served. Bill Serpe, SOC chair, was recently quoted as saying, "I don't think there are enough students partying together." "I am totally in favor of student activism and participation," stated Pat Ramsdell, PSGA President. One final thought: if the students of UW-P are told they can no longer join together in the Union Square for a few laughs and a general good time, we might as well make classrooms out of the existing space and leave nowhere on campus for socializing. Keith Harmann Write a letter. Letters must be received by Tuesdays at 10 a.m. uo *00 * Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Bob Kiesling Campus News Editor Kari Dixon Community News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Rich Blay Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Gary Schneeberger.. Copy Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Ian Jack Advertising Manager Michael Firchow Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy Harrington, Kim Kranich, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Bill Serpe, Laureen Wawro. PHOTOGRAPHERS Scott Curty, Chris Mayeshiba, Kris Odegaard. Ranger is toritten and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Ranger is published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha WI 5311,1. .Telephone (1,1k) 553-2295 or (klk) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, doublespaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. $ ts 00. HANGER i Thursday, October 17, 1985 3 Bassis, Ramsdell to discuss rules by Jenny Carr PSGA President Pat Ramsdell and interim Assistant Chancellor Michael Bassis met Oct. 16 to determine when the student government and the administration will put together rules for future administrative appointments. It is expected that Ramsdell and Bassis will have a meeting date set by the senate meeting Thursday. Last Thursday, Bassis told the senate he agrees with their concerns that a search and screen committee was not convened when Jenny Price was appointed dean of student life. Bassis also said he felt student input in making this type of appointment would be of great value not only to the student body as a whole but to the recipient of the post. Ramsdell said he would like to see the students of Parkside become actively involved in this policy-making process because he feels it is an opportunity to demonstrate that students care about these types of procedures. "I don't want to be the one to speak for all concerned, but I would like to see those concerned speak for themselves," Ramsdell said. "The more input there is the better the chance is of creating a good, sound policy." Bassis pointed out that there have been situations on other UW campuses that involved the administration making appointments without student input and these cases made it to court. The judges in both cases found in favor of the students, but the judges did not order the system to change its policies. Ramsdell and Bassis agreed that the real objective at this point would be to create a policy that would assure students of having a voice in administrative appointments of this type. Senators criticized Bassis for saying that while he would have done things differently, he also approved Price's appointment, saying he should have formed a search committee in the first place. Senator Sue Brudvig said, however, that Bassis' appearance at the meeting showed that he was concerned with students' opinions. "Students have to show the administration what they want and to prove they're interested," Brudvig said. News briefs School looks to attract students by Laureen Wawro Acting Chancellor Betty Shutler feels Parkside is a great university and says she is working on ways to let more people know it. "A lot of people have told me that Parkside's the best kept secret in southeastern Wisconsin, and I think this is true," Shutler said. "A lot of potential students really don't know about us." Shutler is working on a tasteful recruiting effort to attract these potential students. "I do not want, and do not intend to have, some sort of a vulgar advertising campaign," she stressed. "What I've done so far is I've gotten an ad hoc committee together," Shutler explained, adding that student participation on the committee is desired, and that interested students should contact either Pat Ramsdell or herself within two weeks. Shutler says she attended a workshop in Milwaukee sponsored by the American Association of State Colleges and Universities, where she and some members of Student Services and the faculty learned about enrollment management. "I want to start working with these people who attended," she said, "to look and see just what we are doing now. We're very, very good within a very small area." Enrollment is high among people from the Kenosha and Racine area east of 1-94, Shutler said. "It's just that we don't go outside that area," Shutler says. She wants to work on a way to "get the message out" that Parkside is a quality university. "I think we can use more students here, we can handle more students here, and anyway, I'd just love it if we had hundreds of thousands of applications and have the terrible problem of 'how many of these can we accept.' " Shutler feels the construction of dormitories will be beneficial to the student recruitment process. She says the new dorms will give Parkside a better image. "If you go now to, say, Texas, and say 'We've got a wonderful school, you ought to consider coming here,' and mummy or daddy or the student itself says 'What kind of dorms do you have?' and you say 'Oh, well we don't have anything like that,' they stop listening," Shutler explained. "What we want them to do is listen, to rate our catalogue, to see what we're doing, and decide, 'Okay, I want to go to Parkside.' Our problem is now, that since we don't have any dormitories, they don't even listen til the end of the message. They just tune out if they're not in the area," she said. Shutler believes the problem at Parkside is not one of low quality students, but of students who come here unprepared. She explained the new admission policy that will go into effect next year. "Some people who qualify will simply come in and be admitted," she said. "We will admit some other people as conditional admissions." Shutler said this meant that students may need prescriptive advising to take particular courses that will adress any deficiencies they may have. A third group, called deferred students, will be those who are not yet ready for college, and who will be advised to take classes at Gateway to prepare them for admission to Parkside at some later date. "This way, these people will have a fair shot at it," Shutler said. "We will still have open admission, but we're not going to have the open door be a revolving door," Shutler said. Many students came to Parkside ill-prepared and shrug off advising, then ultimately fail out. "That is a waste of students' time, it's discouraging for the student, it's cheating them." she continued, adding that it also wastes faculty's time and state money. "It's that kind of student we're worried about," she said. "We want to be sure they receive the right kind of help. This new process should help retain students. "We have everything going for us," Shutler concluded. "I think we've been selfish, by keeping Parkside a secret. I think it's time to let some more people in on this secret." SBDC sets business seminars The Parkside Small Business Development Center, coordinated by Bill Hughes, is offering the following programs: • "Investments: A Basic Introduction," from 7-9 p.m. on five consecutive Tuesdays, Oct. 22-Nov. 18. The course, which costs $45, will cover investment options and tax advantages open to owners and managers of small businesses, including capital formation, stocks, bonds, stock quotes, tax advantaged investments and limited partnerships. Instructor will be Elizabeth Janicek, an investment executive for Shearson Lehman Bros., Inc. • "Effective Advertising in- Small Business," from 6-8 p.m. on four consecutive Wednesdays Oct. 23-Nov. 6. Covered will be research, direct marketing and identity. To register or to obtain more information on these and other Small Business Development Center programs, call 553-2047. Lennon honored with garden If the Republicans on New "York's City Council would have had their way, the "International Garden of Peace" that opened last week to honor slain musician John Lennon would* instead honor Bing Crosby. The New York Times reported that the piece of land in Central Park was a favorite walking place of the singer who was killed on Dec. 8, 1980. The project to open the garden began in 1981 and encountered not only problems with the city council, but also problems with the Landmark Preservation Commission, which did not allow some of the items requested by Lennon's widow, Yoko Ono, into the country. An ad in the Times resulted in the donation of rocks and plants from around the world and an assortment of various objects from other countries, which required the Commission and Ono to work out an arrangement that would honor her dream, the Times said, and not violate state codes. Youths riot in school boycott Mixed-race youths in Johannesburg, South Africa rioted two weeks ago at a high school when police began a search for a youth who had allegedly been shot and was hiding inside the school. The students hurled gasoline bombs and stones and set fire to barricades of tires, the New York Times reported. Witnesses said that "scores of police backed up with two armored cars" crashed through barricades as students ran for cover. The incident was part of an organized local boycott of the high school, and other disturbances at other schools have also occurred over the last two months. Hirsch to decide on prayer UW-Madison Athletic Director Elroy Hirsch can now decide whether or not God belongs in the locker room. According to the Milwaukee Sentinel, the question of a team prayer for Madison football players has been handed over to Hirsch from UW-Chancellor Irving Shain. Hirsch has been asked to review the situation and then make a recommendation to the university's Athletic Board. Some of the options available, the Sentinel story said, include banning locker room prayer, allowing Badger Coach Dave McClain to continue leading the prayers before games or implementing a moment of s ilence. State gets new property law A new marital property law will go into effect on Jan. 1 in Wisconsin, and ours will be the first state to switch from a common law system to a community property system. The new law will mean married couples will split property ownership in half, the Kenosha News said. A spouse will be entitled to half of other assets, including interest and dividends. Banks and savings and loans will give credit based on both incomes and in the case of death, the current spouse will be entitled to half the husband's or wife's property, even if the will specifies someone else. Nearly a decade ago the main purpose of marital property laws was to help homemakers get credit, write a will and share control of assets during married, the article continued. Since then, the passage of divorce laws has made changes in the current property law necessary. Dorm bids rejected Parkside rejected all four bids from local companies offered for on-campus housing construction as too high when the bids were opened Tuesday. Director of Public Information Walt Shirer said the four bids ranged from $4.2 million to $4.4 million, while construction for the first phase of the dorms was budgeted at $3.4 million. "They're going to sit down with the contractors and review the situation," Shirer said. Shirer said, however, the university will try to rebid the contracts this fall, although no date has been set. qi'V ktaiV 4 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER ] Apartheid rally educates Marketing Club Pi Sigma Epsilon invites you to stop in MOLN 116 on Wednesday, Oct. 23 We meet every other Wednesday at 1 p.m., which is the activity hour. The First Annual PSE Homecoming Golf Outing was held Oct. 11 at Maple Crest Country Club. We wish to express our thanks to the following sponsors for their help and prize donations: the Parkside Alumni Association, Jorgensen's Men's Wear, Modine Manufacturing and Dandee Liquor Mart. Jack Elmore, Steve Scuglik, Walt Shirer and Bob Slaasted will go down in the books as the winning foursome in the first annual event. The Managers' Dinner is approaching. Juniors and seniors are advised to purchase their tickets and attend. This is a great opportunity to meet with area executives. Poetry Club The Parkside Poetry Club presents "The Root River Voices" with English professor Carol-Lee Saffioti. The reading is in Tallent 182 at 7 p.m. on Oct. 17 and is free and open to the public. PAC The Parkside Association of Communicators is sponsoring its annual membership mixer, which will be held Thursday, Oct. 17 at 7 p.m. The mixer will take place off campus at 1642 N. Wisconsin in Racine. The mixer is intended to offer students interested in communication a chance to socialize with other students and faculty members, within the context of an informal shindig. The mixer will also offer freshman and sophomore students the opportunity to meet new people and talk with upper level communication students and alumni about any questions they have regarding their classes. ASPA There will be an ASPA meeting on Wednesday, Oct. 23 at 1 p.m. in MOLN 113. Annual dues must be collected by Oct. 25. Please be there. The November Dinner will be Wednesday, Nov. 6 at the Marc Plaza in Milwaukee. You must sign up by Friday, Oct. 25. There will be signup sheets at the meeting and on the door of MOLN 353 and D137D. ASPA will be selling tickets for the Managers' Dinner on Tuesday, Oct. 22 and we need members to sell tickets for one hour each on that day. If you have any questions, stop by MOLN D137D or contact Carlene Heard. Biological Sciences The Biological Sciences Club will hold a meeting Monday, Oct. 21 at 1 p.m. in GRQ D115. Topics to be discusses include the membership drive, student/faculty game, and other activities. Everyone is welcome. Apartheid from page 1 "I think that Mr. Neubauer, for all his nice talk, has yet to be convinced," he said. George Keih, adjunct professor of political science and president of the Northwestern University African Student Organization, said that apartheid in South Africa is not question of ideology, but rather a question of freedom. "Blacks in South Africa want freedom, not sex or white women," he said. "Sex will come after freedom has been won." Keih maintains that freedom for blacks will be attained through revolution rather than peaceful change. "Apartheid will not be reformed peacefully, but through revolution," he said. "Don't be fooled by ideology. The struggle is not easy; but no success comes easily." Keih said he believed South Africa would be free during his lifetime. "Every country has the right to set up its own system," he said. Anthropology professor Florence Shipek discussed the early history of South Africa, and economics professor Bill Rieber explained the economic system. Thomas Noer, Carthage College history professor, said the right to vote is, at present, the primary goal of the blacks. Revolution is not feasible now, he said, because of a lack of money, ammunition and arms. Noer's book, "Cold War and Black Liberation: U.S. and White Rule in Africa," has just been published. American Field Service exchange student Abraham Komutomakena, a native of South Africa, who is staying with neighbors of political science professor Willie Curtis, was an unscheduled addition to the rally. Komutomaken a said that his family rents a house, and his father works at a gas station. He said that blacks have no political rights and no political representation. "I do not advocate violence, but apartheid has to end," he said. "The solution to our problems is for South Africa to decide." Week at the Park Computers, cops coming up PSGA candidates The Parkside Student Government Association's Fall Elections are being held today in the Molinare Concourse until 8 p.m. There are eight candidates for the PSGA Senate and one for the Parkside Union Advisory Board. The senate candidates are Napoleon Scarbrough, Marc Fobair, Dan Vogt, Ernestine Weisinger, Gregory Holcomb, Chris Baierl, Joe Kim and Andy Buchanan. Dennis Padlock is running for PUAB's at-large seat. EVENTS Thursday, Oct. 17 Movie: "Beverly Hills Cop" will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. The movie is rated "R" and runs 105 minutes. Sponsored by PAB. Talk: "India: Democratic Alternative to Communism in Asia," by Prof. Chelvadurai Manogaran at 7:30 p.m. in Union 104. The talk is free and open to the public. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Movie: "Closely Watched Trains" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. m the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Friday, Oct. 18 Workshop: "Are You Going Round and Round?" starts at 1 p.m. Call ext. 2452 for reservations. Sponsored by Career Plannng and Placement Office. Movie: "Beverly Hills Cop" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Workshop: "WordPerfect" starts at 2 p.m. in WLLC D150A. Call ext. 2231 for reservations. Workshop: "Introduction to Appleworks" starts at 2 p.m. in WLLC Dl. Call ext. 2356 for reservations. Saturday, Oct. 19 Movie: "Closely Watched Trains" will be repeated at 6 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold. Sunday, Oct. 20 Movie: "Closely Watched Trains" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film series are available at the Union Information Center and will be available at the door. Movie: "Beverly Hills Cop" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. • • • *PSGA ELECTIONS* •TODAY* Thursday, Oct. 17, 1985 Polls close at 8 p.m. At Concourse Level of Molinaro Hall Positions to be filled are - nine senator seats, one PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board), one SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee). VOTE NOW - Do n't Complain Later • • Monday, Oct. 21 Blood Pressure readings from 10 a.m. to noon in WLLC Alcove 3 and 4. All are welcome. Sponsored by the Parkside Health Office. Slide Lecture: "Impressions of Germany Today: East and West" by Prof. Laura Gellott at 1 p.m. in Moln 107. The event is open to the public at no charge. Workshop: "Are You Going Round and Round?" will be repeated at 1 p.m. Call ext. 2452 for details. Short Course: "Congress-Our Elected Representatives: How Representative are They?" starts at 7 p.m. in T281. Call 2312 for reervations. Tuesday, Oct. 22 Workshop: "Are You Going Round and Round?" starts at 5 p.m. today. Call ext. 2452 for reservations. Workshop: "Investments: A Basic Introduction," by Beth Janicek of Shearson American Express starts at 7 p.m. in Moln 107. Call ext. 2047 for details. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. Wednesday, Oct. 23 Blood Pressure readings from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at the Molinaro and WLLC Concourses. Call ext. 2366 for details. Workshop: "Advertising In A Small Business" starts at 6 p.m. in Union 106. Call ext. 2047 for reservations. Thursday, Oct. 24 Workshop/Breakfast: "Extending Domestic Business to Foreign Markets" starts at 7:30 a.m. in Union 202. Call ext. 2047 for reservations. Movie: "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for Parkside students and $l for guests. Sponsored by PAB. RANGER Deaths rise with drinking age, study shows Thursda^^ctobe^^^98^5 Raising the drinking age to 21 may increase the number of alcohol-related traffic deaths rather than lower it, a study by a Florida researcher says. Michael Morris, a professor of sociology at Pensacola (Fla.) Junior College, has completed a study which shows that in three states where the drinking age was raised, deaths among drivers under 20 rose also. In Florida, which raised their drinking age to 19 in 1980, the number of deaths among 18-year-old drivers rose from 13.2 per 100,000 drivers in 1980 to 20.5 per 100,000 in 1983, an increase of 55 percent. The same trend occurred in Tennessee, which raised its drinking age from 18 to 19 in 1979. Alcohol-related deaths among 18-year-old drivers rose from 13.9 to 17.3 per 100,000. In Illinois, deaths among 19- to 20-year-old drivers rose from 13.9 deaths per 100,000 drivers in that age group in 1980 to 17.3 in 1983, an increase of 24 percent. Illinois raised its drinking Gellott to present slide/lecture on Germany A slide/lecture on Germany will be presented by Professor Laura Gellott of the History Discipline on Monday, Oct. 21 from 1-2 p.m. in Molinaro 107. Her talk is entitled "Impressions of Germany Today: East and West." Gellott will discus her experiences in Germany this past summer. She was a participant in the DAAD (German Academic Exchange Program) and was part of a group of 24 American college professors, drawn largely from the Social Sciences, who spent four weeks at the University of Marburg studying the development of the two Germanies since 1949. The summer seminar included trips to Berlin, Bonn (the capital of West Germany), Frankfurt and German Democratic Republic (East Germany). There is a display on Germany on Level 1 of the Library. The program is being sponsored by the Library- /Learning Center. January deadline for abstracts Abstracts of papers are being accepted for presentation at the Wisconsin Academy Annual Symposium to be held at the University of Wisconsin-Center, Marathon County campus on April 25-26, 1986 in Wausau. Papers will be selected on merit; Academy membership is not a requisite. The symposium is open to all Wisconsin faculty, graduate students and interested individuals. Abstracts must be no longer than 250 words including title and concise summary of content and conclusions. These abstracts will be printed, in the proceedings of the meeting, with no editing, and will end after 250 words. Please include name, address, and telephone number of author(s) with identification of presenter. Abstracts should be typed, double spaced, on 8%xll white bond paper. They must be received no later than Friday Jan. 17. Send abstracts to the Wisconsin Academy of Sciences, Arts and Letters, 1922 University Avenue, Madison, 53705. The Review Committee will consider papers on any aspect of the sciences, arts or letters. Presentations will be grouped by section or topic insofar as possible. Presentataions are scheduled for 20 minutes with 5 minutes for questions. By separate arrangement, many of the papers presented at the annual symposium are later published in the Academy's "Transactions." If you wish to present your paper in special sections for botany, literature, art, ecology, mathematics or engineering please indicate this on your abstract along with any needed audiovisual equipment. If not designated, papers will be grouped with others of similiar topics. If you have any questions regarding abstract presentation or the annual symposium, please call (608) 263-1692 - Lee or Sue Davis. Students to spend "Day on Campus" PSGA plans class survey age from 19 to 21 in 1980. During a similar period in Wisconsin, said Brian Schimming, state vice chairman of Wisconsin STOP 21, deaths among 19- and 20-year-old drivers fell from 23.3 to 17.1 per 100,000 drivers. Wisconsin's drinking age was 18. All death drivers tested had at least a 10 percent blood alcohol content, Schimming said. "This is a reminder that raising the drinking age will be a huge mistake that will cost lives, not save them," Schimming said. While public school teachers attend the state teachers' convention on Thursday and Friday, Oct. 24 and 25, their high school junior and senior students will have an opportunity to attend classes at Parkside. "A Day on Campus" for Racine and Kenosha county high school juniors and seniors will be held both days from 8 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Guests can obtain information on financial aid, housing, admissions, academic programs and services as well as attend selected in-session Parkside classes. This year, to participate in "A Day on Campus," participants must register in advance by Wednesday, Oct. 18. To register, call 553-2370. Also presented this year will be sessions on academic and career planning. Guests will have a chance to tour the entire campus and talk with Parkside counselors, faculty and students as well as attend presentations titled "Faculty Expectations: What Really Happens in a College Class" and "Having Fun While Surviving Your Freshman Year." There will also be a tour of the university library and Academic Resource Center. Parking will be available in the Tallent Hall lot on the east side of Wood Road (30th Avenue), but guests are encouraged to take municipal buses, which will drop them off directly on campus. The university recreation center, which features a bowling alley, electronic games and billiard tables, will be available to the guests, as will the campus dining facility. Chancellor's forum set Having problems with the bus? Bothered by the system? Can't understand the academic programs? Betty Shutler, acting chancellor, will meet with students on Monday, Oct. 21 at 1 p.m. in Main Place. Shutler will discuss the current happenings on campus as well as answer questions from the audience. The event is open to all and is being sponsored by the Ranger. by Bob Kiesling Campus News Editor The Parkside Student Government Association will be considering approval Thursday of a survey of faculty and classes similar to the school's teaching evaluations. The Student Acquired Faculty Evaluations survey is intended to help students objectively select courses and instructors beginning Spring semester, Senator Sue Brudvig said. PSGA is planning the survey because the university requires instructor's consent to release evaluations, and the group believe only instructors with good evaluations would release them. Several senators said they expect the plan to pass. "I'm sure it will go over real well," Brudvig said. The survey form, which is to be passed out outside classes being surveyed, has only minor changes from a form used in a similar survey which was reinstated at UW-Madison this semester. Even though the distribution method is expected to be time-consuming, she said, "it's the only way we can control the survey." Introductory courses are to be surveyed first since they are taken mostly by freshmen, who mostly do not have access to comments of students who have already taken the courses or the instructors. "Those are what affect freshmen most," Brudvig said. While the final form of the survey's results have not been decided, she said, the group would like to publish a book containing the survey's results "as soon as possible." "It's going to take the results to determine how the form's going to be,"she said. Questions are to be broken into two categories: one rating instructors and another rating classes. PSGA is also planning to collect sylabuses from various classes and keep them on file for reference, and is working getting approval from the classes' instructors, she said. Committee expects new chancellor next year by Carol Kortendick The Search and Screen Committee for the Chancellor position is right on schedule, said committee chairman Robert Canary. He said the committee still plans on having five or more considerations for the Board of Regents by Dec. 1. Canary also said the committee is doing satisfactory work with regard to affirmative action. "We're reasonably satisfied with our success in securing women and minority candidates," said Canary. "Now, however, we're not dependent on the fact that they're a woman or a minority, but if they meet qualifications." Final acceptance of applications was Tuesday, Oct. 1. Bwzzt 20%oh Pistachios Week of Oct. 21-Oct. 25 We have a foil selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info Center 10 am - 4 pm Mon. thru Fri. 6 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER a P.S.G.A Constitution paid advertisement paid advertisement We, the students of the University of Wisconsin Parkside do hereby organize ourselves pursuant to Wisconsin Statute 36.09(5) and the Parkside Student Govern menf Association Inc. Constitution Art 4 1 in the manner set forth in this constitution and select our representatives to participate in institutional governance in the manner set forth below. We invest the powers of this constitution in the Parkside Student Government Association Inc. All previous Parkside Student Government Association constitutions shall be null and void upon ratification of this constitution on March 5 •and 6, 1980. This constitution shall be the sole constitution of Parkside Student Government Association inc. and the student body and subject only to amendments. The Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. shall be responsible to the students of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside. The Parkside Student Government Association Inc. shall have the power to enforce and protect the following articles by passing motions, resolutions or taking legal action to insure that no student's rights are violated. Those students seeking positions in the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc (P.S.G.A., inc.) must fulfill all requirements of that office in accordance with Student Life Eligibility Criteria specified in the Senate Rules. ARTICLE I Section 1. All legislative powers granted herein shall be vested in the Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 2. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall consist of 18 student members, half of which will be elected in the spring and half in the fall, whose term shall be for one year. Section 3. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall choose their own officers and also a President Pro Tempore. Section 4. in the absence of the Vice- President of P.S.G.A., inc. who shall be the president of the Senate, the President Pro Tempore shall be the President of the Senate. The President Pro Tempore shall be a Senator and shall be a member of all Senate Committees. When vacancies happen in the represen tation from any at large seat, the President Pro Tempore shall fill such vacancies with the concurrence of a simple majority of the entire legislative branch of the P.S.G.A , Inc. Section 5. A simple majority of the total Senate shall constitute a quorum to do • business. Section 6. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall have the power to determine the rules of its proceedings, censure its members for disorderly conduct and, with the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate, expel a member. The Senate shall keep a journal of its proceedings, and publish the same mon thly at the minimum, a copy of the journal shall be available for review by the public in the P.S.G.A., inc. offices. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall meet at an established place and time no less than once a week during the fall and spring semesters, and no less than once a month during the summer session. Upon presentation of a petition by a simple majority of the entire Senate a meeting shall be called by the Vice President or in the case of the Vice-President's absence the President Pro Tempore shall have the responsibility to call a meeting within 48 hours. Section 7. Bills may either originate in the Senate or be sent to the Senate from the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Every bill, order, resolution or vote on which the concurrence of the Senate is necessary shall have passed the Senate by a simple majority and shall be presented to the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. before it takes effect. If t he President does not approve, he/she shall send it back to the Senate for reconsideration with his/her reasons for rejection. If, after such reconsideration, a simple majority of the entire Senate shall agree to pass the bill, it shall become law. But in all such cases the votes of Senate shall be determined by a roll call vote, and the names of persons voting for and against the bill shall be entered in the journal of the Senate. If an y bill shall not be returned by the President within ten school days after it has been presented to him/her, the same shall become law. in the manner as if he/she had signed it. All proceedings of the Senate of the P.S.G.A, Inc.. shall be sent to the executive branch for incorporation purposes. If the President vetoes the legislation, he/she shall send it back to tne Senate. A two-thirds vote of the entire Senate shall be required to override the Veto. powers, and all other powers vested by this constitution in the P5G A . Inc Section 9. The Senate of the P S G A.. Inc shall have the power to amend this con stitution by a two thirds vote ot the entire Senate in the event of an amendment being passed by the Senate, said amendment shall be placed on the ballot of the next election. If the students confirm the amendment by a simple majority vote, it shall be added to the Constitution if the students vote against if, the amendment will be deleted. In the event the Senate does not confirm the proposed amendment, said amendment will not appear on the ballot. The proponent of an amendment that is turned down may. if he or she so chooses, follow the procedures set up in Article V, Section 2. When amendments are up for approval they shall appear on the October and March ballots, in cases of urgency, a special referendum may be held at any time. Section 10. The Senate shall have the sole power of impeachment and the power to try all impeachments When sitting for that purpose they shall be of oath or affirmation. When the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. is fried the Chief Justice of the Judicial court shall preside, and no person shall be con victed without the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate. Judgement in cases of impeachment shall not extend further than removal from office and disqualification to hold and enjoy any office or position that the P.S.G.A., Inc. has jurisdiction over, appointment to, or election for. Impeachment shall not begin until two-thirds of the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. have voted to hold an impeachment hearing. Section I). Roberts Rules of Order shall govern the proceedings of all Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. meetings except when inconsistent with the Constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section s. The Senate shall have the power to make motions, resolutions, or take legal actions which shall be necessary and proper for carrying Into execution the foregoing ARTICLE II Section t. All executive powers, within this article, shall be vested in the President of the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. Section 2. The President shall hold office during the term of one year together with the Vice President who will be chosen for the same term. They shall be eligible for reelection and shall not serve more than 2 consecutive terms. Before the President and the Vice President elect enters on the execution of »re office of the Presidency or Vice-Presidency, he or she shall take the following oath: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President (or Vice President) of the Parkside Student Government Association inc. and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the constitution and actions of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc." The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall also be able to draw compensation while in office, the amount of which shall be determined by a majority vote of the entire Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. This compensation can be suspended by the Senate while the President is on trial for purposes of impeachment, if, however, after impeachment proceedings the President is found to be innocent, all benefits will be paid to him/her retroactive from the date of suspension. Increases in compensation will not be awarded to a President while in office unless he/she is re-elected to another term of office or to his/her immediate successor, at which time such benefits would begin to be implemented. All increases must be approved by a majority of the entire Senate. Upon resignation or removal from office or inability to discharge power and duties of the Presidency, the Vice President shall assume the office of President of the P.S.G.A., inc. and shall meet the constitutional requirements of the Presidency of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. The President shall have the power by and with the advice and consent of the majority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate to nominate and appoint the treasurer, corresponding secretary and all other officers of the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and all student judges with the consent of twothirds of the entire Senate. The President shall have the power to lineitem veto specific portions of Senate bills. He/she may line item veto the P.S.G.A., Inc. budget, but shall not line-item veto the Segregated Fee Budget. The President may not veto legislation or any portion of it, passed by the Senate which deals with the Senate Procedural Rules, Regulations or Senate appointments. The President shall have the power to require written reports from all standing or special committees and individuals to whom responsibilities have been delegated within the P.S.G.A., inc. and shall be required to furnish written reports on his/her executive activities to the legislative branch of the PSGA, Inc by a majority vote of the Senate Any required written reports shall be requested in writing and shall be received within one week of the presentation of such request to th-> p S.G.A., Inc. member being required to tumish the report The President shall have the power, by and with the advice and consent of the Legislative branch of the P S.G.A., Inc. to sign contracts, provided that a majority of the entire Senate concurs. The President shall draw up the P S G.A., Inc. budget and send it to the Legislative branch of the P S G A , Inc. for approval. The President shall take care that the constitution o» the P S.G.A., Inc. and its bylaws be faithfully executed. The President, Vice President and all of ficers of the PSGA., Inc. shall be removed from office for dereliction of duty or failure to take care that the constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and its by laws be faithfully executed. Section 4. The President of the P S.G.A , Inc. shall nominate student appointees to all faculty codified committees with a simple majority of the entire Senate needed for approval and shall publish such vacancies in the student newspaper Section 5. The treasurer of the P.S.G A, Inc. shall keep records and recipts on all expenditures of all P S G A.. Inc. monies and shall make such records public. ARTICLE III Section 1. All judicial powers of the P.S.G.A , Inc. shall be vested in judiciary court, and in lower courts that the Senate of the P S.G.A.. inc. may establish. The judges, of all courts, shall maintain good behavior and character during their terms of office. Section 2. The judicial court shall consist of four judges and one Chief Justice. Student members of the judicial branch of the P S G A , inc. shall be University of Wisconsin Parkside students, and must be confirmed by the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Parkside after a two thirds approval by the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Appointments to the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc., shall be for three years. Section 3. In the case of deciding the constitutionality of the actions of the P.S.G.A., Inc. the decisions shall be binding on all parties involved, and shall be forwarded to the designated disciplinary head of the administrative branch of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside on to the appropriate authorities for implementation. ARTICLE IV Section l. The P.S.G.A., Inc., subject to the responsibilities and powers of the Board of Regents, the President of the University of Wisconsin system, the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Parkside, and the faculty of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside shall be active participants in the immediate governance of and policy development fiy such institutions. As such, the P.S.G.A. shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life, services, and interests. As such, the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be the sole representative student group of the students of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside allowed to participate in institutional governance. ' SUB—ARTICLE I Section t. The P.S.G.A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Parkside and subject to the final confirmation of the Board of Regents shall have the resp^sibilify for the disposition of those student fees which constitute substantial support for campus student activities. Section 2. An Allocation Committee shall be established as a subcommittee of the P.S.G.A., Inc Senate. The committee shall review requests for program support and budget allocations of the allocable portion of the segregated University fee. All action of said committee shall be subject to the final approval of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in conjunction with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. A. MEMBERSHIP. The Allocations Committee shall consist of 8 voting members, 6 of whom shall be P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators The remaining 2 shall be chosen by the student body of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, one elected in the spring, one elected in the fall. Three P.S.G.A., inc. Senators shall be chosen in the spring and three shall be chosen in the fall by blind drawing of interested P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators. The drawing shall be conducted by the Judicial Branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. The term of office shall be one year. The committee shall elect its own chairperson after each spring election. In addition, the Assistant Chancellor for Educational Ser vices. Assistant Chancellor for Administration and Fiscal Affairs, and the Campus Controller may sit with the com mittee as non voting members. Should a vacancy occur on the Allocations Committee the following procedures shall be used. 1 The President Pro Tempore of the P S G A . Inc. Senate, in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, will fiil any unoccupied Senatorial seat with the confirmation of the PSGA., Inc Senate. 2 The President of the P S G A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, shall appoint to any at large seat on the Allocations Committee. The P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate does not need to approve the President's appointment. B. PROCEDURES. Upon the call Of the Chancellor and the President of the P.S.G.A., inc. the Committee shall annually prepare recommendations on the disburse I of the Segregated University Fee. Should the P.S G.A., Inc. concur in the recommendation, the President of P.S.G.A., inc. shall so advise the Chancellor and Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. Should the Chan cellor concur in the PSGA., Inc. recom mendation, he/she shall arrange for its implementation. Should the Chancellor not concur, the provisions under negotiations shall be used. The Senate may not amend the Allocations Committee recommendation. Rejection cf the Committees' recom mendation takes a 2/3 vote of the entire Senate in the case of rejection by the Senate, the reasons for rejection shall be agreed to and forwarded to the Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. The Allocations Committee shall reconsider its recom mendation and again forward it to the Senate. C. NEGOTIATIONS. The President of the P S.G.A., Inc., the Chairperson of S.U F.A.C. and the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate or their designees (who must be members of the P.S.G.A.. inc.) shall be representatives of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in any consultation with the Chancellor or his/her designee in dealing with the P.S.G.A., Inc. Allocations Committee. If the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate is a member of S.U.F.A.C. then the Senator with the most seniority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate will assume the duties of the Pro Tempore In negotiations with the Chancellor. If the P.S.G.A., Inc. and the Chancellor cannot reconcile their differences in the allocation of the allocable portion of Segregated University Fees, each will submit a set of recommendations to the Board of Regents for final disposition. D. DUTIES. The Allocations Committee shall have primary responsibility in setting the allocable portion of the auxiliary budget and to insure proper monetary expenditures in total and within budgetary categories. The Allocations Committee shall meet year round to review the allocable portion of the Segregated Fees Budget according to the procedures set up in the Senate Rules. SUB ARTICLE II Section 1. A standing Senate Committee, the Student Organization Council, shall be established consisting of the Presidents (or their designees) of all student organizations who choose to participate. Section 2. No student shall be denied membership to any on-campus organization for reaspns of race, color, religious creed, national origin, sex, past criminal record, political belief, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students shall be free to assemble, to demonstrate, to communicate, and to protest individually or through a student organization so long as no federal, state, or municipal law is violated. Section 4. Students shall be free to use campus facilities for meetings of student organizations, subject to uniform regulations to time and manner governing the facility Section S. Students shall have the right to invite and hear speakers of their choice and approval shall not be witheld by the PSGA inc. or university authorities for purposes of censorship. Section 6. Affiliation with an extramural organization shall not in itself disqualify a student organization from student govern ment recognition or institutional recognition Section 7. The student press shall be free of censorship and advance approval of copy and its editors shall be free to develop their own editorial policies and news coverage. Section 8. The student press Shall be accorded all those rights as stated in the United States Constitution. Section ». Students shall have the right to distribute or sell information of a printed nature that does not conflict with University of Wisconsin - PPaarrkk*siidd®e hbiinnrdti;n«g„ contracts. c . ARTICLE V section 1. Fall elections for the P.S.G.A.,. Inc shaii be held the third week of October' At that time, one half of the representatives from the legislative branch as well as one at large S.U F.A.C seat shall be elected. Spring elections for the P.S.G.A., inc. shall be held during the eighth week of the spring semester. At that time the President, Vice • President, remaining legislative seats, one at large S.U.F.A.C. seat and five Union Operating Board seats shall be elected. Section 2. The students, upon requesting a petition with 10 percent of the signatures of the entire student body, shall have the right to request a constitutional referendum to amend this constitution, or to request an advisory referendum. The petition shall be presented to both the President and the Vice President and the President Pro Tempore of P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. 1) For recall against a Senator or officer of P.S.G.A , Inc., any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may start the petition and any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may sign it. Fifteen percent of the Parkside student body must sign the petition. 2) The recall petition must have a statement of the reason(s) for removal from office. This must deal with actions committed in the present term of office. 3) The student(s) shall present the petition to the Senate. Upon receiving verification of the petition, the Senate must immediately notify the school paper that a recall is in progress and a special election will take place There must be an election within 15 school days after notification of the valid petition is received by the Senate. 4) Upon receiving the recall petition the Senate must immediately turn it over to the election committee. The election committee shall have five days to verify the names on the petition. In the event that there is no election committee, the Senate must appoint one within five days. If illegal names are found on the petition, and the number of legal names drop to less than 15%, the election committee must notify the student(s) who presented the petition. Upon notification, the students have five school days to get the required number of names. If they fail to do so, their recall petition shall be declared null. At the request of the student(s) who presented the petition, the election committee must show that the names are illegal. No legal name can be removed from the petition after filing. Once the petition is presented to the Senate, it cannot be withdrawn. A person can be recalled only once per offense during his/her term in office. The person who is cited in the recall petition shall have his/her name placed on the ballot automatically unless he/she resigns. Students who wish to run for the position shall follow normal election procedure. 5) If a Senator or Officer resigns and is reappointed to a position within the term of office he/she last held, it shall be considered only a continuation of his term. ARTICLE VI Section l An applicant shall not be denied admission to the University of Wisconsin - Parkside for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 2. Financial aid shall not be denied for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students are free to take exception to the data presented or views offered in any course of study and may advocate alternative opinions to those presented within the classroom. Section 4. All Student Disciplinary matters will be processed through the University of Wisconsin - Parkside Student Disciplinary Procedures Chapter UWS 17. Section 5. Students snan DO evaluated only on their knowledge of the subject and academic performance and in turn are responsible to maintain standards of academic performance established for each course they have enrolled in. Section 6. Disclosure of students political or personal beliefs in connection with course work shall not be made public without express permission of the student. Section 7. Student records on academic performance and disciplinaary actions shall be separate. Section 8. Information from counseling and disciplinary files shall not be made available to persons on or off campus without the express consent of the student involved, except under legal compulsion. Section 9. All records and information kept on file shall be readily accesible to the student to whom they pertain. Section 10. Students shall have the right to be present at all committee meetings directly affecting the students. Section 11. The constitutional rights of any student, as stated in the United States Constitution, shall not be denied anyone, at the University of Wiscbnsin - Parkside. SENATORIAL ELECTIONS October 16th and 17th RANGER Thursday, October 17, 1985 7 Homecoming ' 85-Homecoming' mm Photos by Dave McEvoy as King and Queen Serpe, Doering reign Each candidate for the Homecoming crown was allowed to say a few words before the honors were bestowed upon the lucky winners last Thursday night (Oct. 10). The comments ranged from amusing to unenlightening, the whole thing mediated by Michael Bassis and Jenny Price. The award of King went to 40-year-old Bill Serpe, an English and dramatic arts major who has been active in the plays here, as well as being a member of the Ranger staff. "I'm glad," said Serpe immediately after being crowned. "I really didn't think it would matter, but it did. When I woke up this morning I was nervous, so it must have mattered. It's fun! But the crown could use a chin strap." The queen was Janet Doering, a nursing major and member of The Office and the Parkside Dart Team. Upon winning she stated, "I'm so, so happy to win the position. I will streak around the inner loop anytime anyone asks me." The coronation was again a happy, rewarding occasion for all involved. Bill Serpe and Janet Doering Variety Show Hometown boy does good Kenosha-born comic Jeff Cesario made a very successful appearance as emcee of the Homecoming Variety Show last Thursday night (Oct. 10). Careful to joke about circumstances the audience could relate to, Cesario covered all the basic stand-up grounds like cars, dates, sports, even Italians. He worked very well off the audience, handling occasional hecklers or comments with ease, utilizing the situation positively and to his advantage. The show itself consisted of several vocalists and two dance acts. The vocalists included Sandy Saladis, who sang "I Wonder," and Rayann Huth, who sang "Send in the Clowns." Both were accompanied by Tom Turkowski on piano. The other vocalist was Laura Patenziani, who sang "Memories" from the Broadway show "Cats." She was accompanied by Lydia Morrow on piano. Among the dance acts was an - ahem - authentic Tahitian dance by alumni member Delia Simpson. The Parkside Dance Ensemble also performed, the act consisting of Dan Galbraith, Carmen Acosta and Beth Knutter. The performers all did very well, exhibiting substantial talent in their acts. Cesario stated after the show, ' 'It was a lot of fun. It's nice to come home and play to people you know in an area where you grew up. It was a great experience; I loved it." Hot stuff Chili con Parkside: straight to Jennie Tunkieicz Editor The smell was overpowering. They were all brown and mushy-looking. Most had beans and ground beef floating around in them, although some were quite innovative and sported the likes of corn or curly pasta. A majority of them were hot, to touch and to taste, but some were cold, which was different. It got to be pretty confusing after while. One would get mixed up with the next, and all the flavors combined like a carnival. All I can say is thank God for Di-gel!! Being a judge for a chili cookoff is not all it's cracked up to be. Sure, you get a free lunch, and if you are conniving enough you can get a free beer; but the heartburn, and the heart-ache from having to choose only one, take some of the fun out of the event. The judges were Pat "Red Pepper" Ramsdell, Tom Siewert, Mike Klinka and myself. I'm sure the other judges would agree it was hard to choose one winner out "It was unbelievable. It's the first time I ever won anything for my cooking." -Chili Champion Hannelore Rader of 15 different kinds of chili - they were so good! It was also pretty difficult not to accept the bribe offered by one contestant, who shall remain nameless. But, we were strong, and anyway it just wasn't enough money. Judge Ramsdell commented, "It was pure hell trying to remember what number two tasted like after number 15. Luckily we all took good notes." Hannelore Rader, director of the Library/Learning Center, emerged as the Chili Champion. Rader's recipe combined all the right ingredients, had the perfect amount of zing and looked great. "It was unbelieveable. It's the first time I ever won anything for my cooking. I had no idea that I would win because I know there are a lot of good cooks here. It was great fun and I hope Homecoming continues to have this event. A lot of people attended and they all had a really good time," said Rader. Rader said her chili took about a half hour to make, and all the ingredients were homegrown. "I didn't make it as hot for the contest as I do for myself," she said. Although she is a "creative cook" who doesn't follow recipes, Rader promised to come up with a recipe to print in the Ranger next week. As winner of the contest, Rader received a chef's hat and a ladle with the engraving "1985 Chili Champ." Last year's Homecoming cookoff champ, Assistant Chancellor Gary Goetz, said his failure to repeat does not affect his Spaghetti Sauce title. "Spaghetti sauce is the top of the line and the fact that I lost the chili competition doesn't detract from my the heartburn King Serpe with Chili Champ Hannelore Rader title. I tried hard, but my chili apparently didn't have enough spice. Hannelore did a great job. It is a great competition, and I hope it becomes a tradition - as long as they stay out of the spaghetti sauce area forever. The bottom line is that this does not tarnish my Spaghetti Sauce Crown." said Goetz. All fifteen contestants did a great job and deserve congratulations for trying. The other contestants were: Betty Shutler, Michael Bassis, Jenny Price, Joanne Goodyear, Walt Shirer, James Shea, Tom Krimmel, Bill Missamore, Buddy Couvion, John Elmore, Carol Cashion, Ed Stabili and Patty Hooper. Thursday, October 17, 1985 9 / 10 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER Homecoming '85 -Homecoming '85 - Photos by Dave McEvoy Age no barrier at soccer match Friday In a closely fought battle, faculty and staff managed a 4-4 tie with students in the Students vs. Faculty/Staff Soccer Challenge Friday. The faculty/staff, emboldened by the sight of s uch lissome athletes as Esther Will and Anne Burbach, fielded a large squad of 17 enthusiastic competitors aroused by the acting chancellor's generous offer of tenure appointments for the winners. The students were represented by members of Parkside's soccer team who were eager to make a mark at this year's Homecoming, as well as on some of the faculty. A raucous but good-natured crowd enjoyed the game almost as much as the players. They were rather a motley crew, consisting of numerous puzzled and skeptical onlookers, many of whom were simply innocent and others who were innocently simple. The latter category was led by our newly-crowned king, Bill "The Animal" Serpe and PSGA President Red "Bullhorn" Ramsdell. The students opened the match confidently, threatening the faculty goal, which was defended manfully if slightly nervously by an agile David Holmes. It wasn't until the five minute mark that the faculty recorded their first shot at the students' goal, a wayward effort by Tom Krimmel. The attempt seemed to signal a surge among the faculty ranks; however, and they struck back with a good goal by Krimmel assisted by Bruce Branchini, which prompted the ever-respectful cheerleading squad to break into a stirring rendition of "Go Students, Beat the Geriatrics." In response to this challenge the faculty sent Gary Goetz onto the field. The faculty continued to use their substitutions to good Gary Goetz waits to block goals effect, especially in their tendency to collapse, gasping, in front of their bench. Richard "Rocket" Cristoph galloped enthusiastically into the smoke of battle where Will and Branchini demonstrated a fine chemistry of action. Suddenly the faculty exploded into motion, sparked by Burbach and Esrold "The Natural" Nurse. Chagrined by missing an earlier, easier opening, Nurse struck a blow for the academic staff by driving a crossed pass into the net past the students' hapless goalkeeper, Carlos Gil. Following up rapidly on this success, Goetz and Don Walters combined to leave the students embarrassed by the half time score of 3-1. Both teams retreated to the huddle during the break, the students to discuss strategy and the profs for oxygen and vitamins. Meanwhile, the crowd was entertained by the Pompon squad's sporting cry, "Hit 'em hard, hit 'em low, hit 'em where the sun don't show." Their disappointment at the departure of Vice Chancellor Michael Bassis was apparent during a rendition of "Na-na, hey hey, kiss him goodbye." Sales of Geritol and Rolaids set a brisk pace. The faculty/staff began the second half with fresh legs and soaring confidence, determined to show that a Ph.D. is indeed the difference between winning and losing. The Fine Arts Department was particularly noticeable during this period as Rob "Gasp"' Campbell, Mark "Ice" Eichner and Doug "Flower Power" DeVinney looked in tune, and a dapper looking James Dean joined the fray. Students Ian Jack and Dave Roback combined for a smooth counterattack and succeeded in confounding goalkeeper Goetz who, reacting surprisingly quickly, discovered the ball sitting comIan Jack defies gravity fortably in the back of the net. But Tom Moore, who normally brings behavioral science to its knees, now managed to do the same to the student's goalkeeper as he scored the faculty/staff's fourth goal in ruthless style, restoring a comfortable, but certainly surprising, two-goal lead. There was great rejoicing by the faculty/staff's rapturous supporters, who demanded to know whether the students could respond to this impertinent challenge. That question was quickly answered. The students girded their loins and launched a late effort to save the game. John Koska narrowed the deficit with a quick goal, and a race was on for the equalizer. Tim Fossum and Steve Leavitt tried vainly to stem the green and white tide, but the students wheeled out their answer in the form of freshman striker Mike Klemm. He drove through the remnants of the blue team's defense to restore student morale and pride with a well-placed goal moments prior to the final whistle. No injuries were reported after the game, but Tom Krimmel's pallor was examined by an expert from the Fine Arts Department and pronounced to be a distinctive lizarine crimson. While the students left to prepare for Saturday's Homecoming varsity match, the ex-jocks retired (no kidding) to the Union to settle the most perplexing question in modern sports - Does it taste great, or is it really less filling? Semi-formal fun, flash tickets to basketball games and a pair of subscription tickets to plays at Parkside. The nightclub-style act of singer Tina Fabrique proved to be one of the highlights of the evening. Her performance consisted of a mix of contemporary songs and slower, more bluesy numbers. Her strong voice seemed more suited to these slower songs, although her entire performance was an enjoyable experience. The casino was very successful, with blackjack and craps being the most popular games. by Rick Luehr Homecoming '85 was capped Saturday by the Semi- Formal and Casino held in Main Place. A rather small crowd of about 125 turned out to dance to the music of the John Bunic Big Band and to hear the performance of singer Tina Fabrique. Those who attended also enjoyed many casino games, such as craps, blackjack and ski dice, to try to win Parkside dollars which could be exchanged for raffle tickets. Among the prizes given away at the end of the night were passes to the Union Cinema, season RANGER « « , I v ' ' - c~ 1 r'V Thursday, October 17, 1985 11 Theater Performances of "Anne Frank" announced gether, waiting out the war. The play also depicts the bravery of two friends who risked their own lives to help conceal them. "The Diary of Anne Frank" begins with the return of Anne's father, Otto Frank, to the "secret annex" upon his release from a concentration camp at the end of the war. He returns to discover that he is the only family survivor. As he reads through Anne's diary, the play goes back in time to show scenes from the two years of hiding. Goodrich and Hackett have skillfully used sections of the diary with their own interpretive skills to show a young girl's struggle to reach maturity and to make some sense of the irrational cruelty in the world around her. Cast members for the production are, from Kenosha, Missy Weaver (as Anne), Kathy Resch, Mike Rohl and Robert Adams; from Racine, Connie Kowalski, Andy Brhel and Paula Boehler; from Sturtevant, Deborah Ryback; from Lake Geneva, Andy Holohan; and from Zion, Philip Jaeger. "Although 'The Diary of Anne Frank' deals specifically with a historical reality, it is also a play about human nature, the good and evil in all of us," said Kornetsky. "Anne, with her crucial line, 'In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart,' searches for the good, and finds it, in humanity. But the play also deals with evil, or the potential for evil, in all of us. We see both the destruction and the beauty and resilience of the human spirit. "As a director, my focus is to find the central working image for the play. 'The Diary of Anne Frank' builds steadily in intensity with the feeling of confinement increasing throughout. For two years, these eight people never go outside, never have any true privacy, and this takes its toll on the group of refugees. "While the Nazi terror is the external factor that molds the plot, it is precisely this confinement and claustrophobia that that motivates the action. The feeling of being trapped, both physically and emotionally, is central to the play. We are not interested in producing a play about atrocities and horror. We are approaching the play as an examination of human values, strengths and weaknesses, amid the reality of a world that is frighteningly inhuman." When Alan Thicke gained notoriety as the host of a TV talk show which pompously expected to unseat latenight king Jonny Carson, he fell flat on his face. Now, as the star of ABC's new sitcom "Growing Pains," he must experience jolting sensations of d eja vu. In "Growing Pains" (Tuesdays at 8 p.m. on Channels 7 and 12) Thicke plays a psychologist who moves his practice into his home in order to play househusband to his three school age children and recently-returned-to-work wife. Clearly, the series is shooting for "Cosby Show" or "Family Ties "status, mirroring the trials and tribulations of middle class family life. Instead of achieving this goal, however, the show comes off as little more than another inane role reversal comedysort of a "Dr. Mom." Most annoying here is Thicke's character, who's far too wimpy to serve as a familial focal point. Successful TV fathers-from the days of Robert Young and Fred Mac- Murray til today-have al- Alan Thicke ways been strong, compassionate, enviable figures. Frequently, viewers of programs spotlighting these truly dear old dads wish they top had fathers of that ilk. Thicke, however, imbues his character with slightly less backbone than an invertebrate, causing him to appear almost as an outsider in the very home he's supposedly running. His three children, obviously patterned after the flippancy of the kids from '"Cosby" and "Ties" don't help his cause any, as they bicker and worry about meaningless trifles that haven't been addressed since "The Brady Bunch" was cancelled. Keeping in tune with its title, therefore, "Growing Pains" is a wince-a-minute bad time. And anyone who thinks this awful imitation should even be mentioned along with the two shows it seeks to copy is definitely 'thicke' in the head. "The Diary of Anne Frank," dramatized by Frances Goodrich and Albert Hackett, is the fall main stage production at Parkside. Peformances, all in the Comm Arts theater, are at 8 p.m. on Fridays, Oct. 25 and Nov. 1, and Saturdays, Oct. 26 and Nov. 2. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and at the door, and are $4 for Parkside students, faculty, staff and senior citizens, and $5 for the general public. The Pulitzer Prize-winning play is being directed by dramatic arts lecturer Lisa Kornetsky, who is replacing Professor Lee Van Dyke. Dyke is on a one-year sabbatical leave to study video production techniques at San Francisco State University. The play is a dramatization of the book, "Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl," the genuine, first-person account of a girl and seven others hiding for two years from Nazi persecution of Jews in TV Review Rehearsing "The Diary of Anne Frank" are, from left, Kathy Resch and Missy Weaver, Kenosha, and Connie Kowalski, Racine. Amsterdam War II. Anne was 13 years old when Pain gets Thicke her family went into hiding and she began her diary. The diary ended two years later on the day the Gestapo discovered the family's hiding place. Anne died of typhus in a concentration camp just before her 16th birthday. The play's writers have combined Anne's words with Beverlv Hills COD • • PAB presents Murphy starrer Rondelle Free film series commences The process of growing up - of breaking away from adolescence and entering adulthood - will be the topic when "Breaking Away," the first film in the St. Luke's Hospital Mental Health Film Series, is shown at the Golden Rondelle Theater on Tuesday, Oct. 22. The program begins at 7 p.m. Set in Bloomington, Indiana, "Breaking Away" is an off-beat, funny and refreshingly honest comedy which tells the tale of four high school graduates looking for a future in their small midwestern college town. Rivalry develops between them and the city's arrogant college students and is played out in a rousing bicycle race, the university's "Little 500." "Breaking Away" is an exciting and exhilarating winner and was nominated for five Academy Awards, winning Best Screenplay. Immediately following the^- > film, the audience is invited to participate in a discussion of the film led by Kathleen M. Westover, M.S. Reservations for the program can be made by calling the Rondelle at 631-2154 Monday through Friday. There is no admission charge. by Nick Topper scenes from the daily lives of the eight people confined torows from silent comedy to create the opening chase, and infuses some affectionate Laurel and Hardy byplay between two supporting cops (Judge Reinhold and John Ashton) during the climactic shoot-out. It's one of the few star comedies in recent years to allot some humor and personality to the minor characters. "Beverly Hills Cop" made a lot of money but is essentially an average Ritz Brothers-esque Saturday afternoon comedy throwaway with far too much predictability to make it any better than just plain fair. Take it or leave it, no harm done either Eddie Murphy way. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor PAB's film committee has chosen to run the hit Eddie Murphy feature "Beverly Hills Cop" as their current screen presentation in the Union Cinema. Comics as cops has been done by virtually every comedian from Mack Sennett's Keystone Cops to Chaplin's "Easy Street" to Laurel and Hardy's "Midnight Patrol" to W.C. Fields as "The Bank Dick." What "Beverly Hills Cop" essentially does is allow Murphy to razz uptight whitebread authority figures in the context of a cop story. Director Martin Brest bor» T 12 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER Commando • More muscles and guns without any brains by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor It may be difficult to imagine anyone who likes The Three Stooges, All-Star Wrestling and Ozzy Osbourne disliking the new Arnold Schwarzenegger action flick "Commando," but this writer has done it. Arnold is billed simply as Schwarzenegger, a one-word monicker like Fabian or Bozo, and plays some sort of good guy killer who comes out of retirement when his teenage daughter (the irresistible Alyssa Milano of TV's "Who's the Boss") is kidnapped by terrorists. This conflict gives somewhat greater plausibility to the seemingly endless violence of the film, unlike Schwarzenegger's previous "The Terminator," which was far more ridiculous. Villainous characterizations run amok as Schwarzenegger fights off entire armies of opponents, all armed to the teeth, without receiving more than a few cuts and scrapes. This is after an innocent stewardess named Cindy (Rae Dawn Chong, whose father is of Cheech and Chong fame), is somehow caught up llllllllfl !!ili:P§Pi K•MlfMlBWli*?*i Si •5Sr & r* * i ^ mm. IliHH'ti';rjm • ?aii iHMf 1• •m mm i • • PUB AND GRUB 1170-22nd Ave., Kenosha HAPPY HOUR IS BACK PUB & GRUB i • FREE BEER 4-6 P.M. * • ALL REGULAR MIXED DRINKS * *! •I im i & BOTTLED BEER ONLY 75* 6-8 P.M. • BURGERS, BRATS & HOT DOGS 65* 4-8 P.M. LOOK FOR "COLLEGEm TUESDAY — COMING SOON « mmm m in the whole mess through a matter of circumstances that is bemusing in its illogicality. Unlike "The Terminator," this mindless actioner merits some attention, managing to rise all the way to a level of sheer incompetence. The stunts, editing and direction are good, the acting is pretty fair (except for Arnold who's completely beyond hope) and the conflict involving an innocent youngster manages to reach the ire of even the least interested viewer. This does not keep the film from being really psycho in a number or ways, with hundreds of nasty killings, some of them as disgustingly graphic as any senseless teen slasher flick. The basic good guy vs. bad guy idea has risen to an intensely violent level in motions pictures, "Commando" being a product of this subgenre. Despite their many repugnant elements, films of this type ("Rambo" is the classic example) are good for some big box office bucks, and thus are worth making from the filmmaker's business-like point of view (which is a nice example of what occurs when dollar signs get in the way of crea- Remo Williams • Arnold Schwarzenegger tivity). Fewer innocent people are bumped off in this one ("The Terminator" just wasted anybody), the killings being more restricted to bad guys. Perhaps the least discerning moviegoers will find something worthwile in "Commando" (other than having the dubious distinction of being "better than 'Dirty Harry' "), as crazed, violent passion has become awfully popular lately. To borrow Elvis Costello's classic line, "I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused." Dull adventure effort by Rick Luehr Since the release of "Rambo" earlier this year, it seems as though everyone is making mindless actionadventure movies. The latest entry in this cinematic "dumb-off" is "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins," and it's among the worst yet. Fred Ward stars as a New York City policeman who is "recruited" by one of those secret government organizations which seem to flourish in the movies. After this "recruitment," which consists of he and his car being shoved in the river by an armored truck, he is given a new face and a new name, which is taken from a label on the bottom of a bedpan! The mission of the secret organization to which Remo belongs is to assassinate people who pose a great threat to the United States. As one character puts it, "Political assassination is the highest form of public service." So why, then, is Remo's first target the head of a weapons firm who is charging the government for a weapon he never plans to build? This is nothing that companies like General Dynamics haven't been doing for years. Remo is instructed in methods which will help him in his missions by an old Korean named Chiun, played by Joel Grey, who is virtually unrecognizable under heavy make-up. Grey is one of the few fairly good things in the movie. He adds some life to a basically tired, slow-moving plot. The disturbing part of all this is that, in this day and age, the producers chose to not give the role of an Oriental to an Oriental actor, but rather chose a Caucasian who must wear heavy make-up and speak with a ridiculously fake accent. This practice should have been abandoned years ago, and it is sad to see it still in use. The first hour of the movie, which concentrates on Remo's recruitment and training, is pretty silly stuff, but the movie initially seems to have a fairly good sense of humor about itself. The second hour, however, changes from being merely silly to downright stupid. Remo goes from one implausible situation to another, dealing with such things as a tightrope- walking guard dog which has followed him all over a factory, but then ignores him to chew on Remo's partner's artificial arm! The movie is also marred by unexciting stuntwork, bad special effects and a very grating musical score. It would be really nice if someone could hire Remo Williams to take care of the talentless hack who wrote this movie, before he decides to start on a sequel. RANGER I Thursday, October 17, 1985 13 »A pau se in the disaster Rambo influences TV by Gary L. Schneeberger ces they eradicate en route is Lately, Hollywood has taken a fancy to spotlighting Vietnam veterans who return /to civilian life and singlehandedly battle the forces of societal evil. Keeping with this tradition, I've devised some of my own " veteran-vigilantes- with-a-cause" films. • "LI'L JOE: BONANZA PART II:" Reprising his role from the popular 60's TV series, Michael Landon stars as Li'l Joe Cartwright, who flees the Ponderosa and heads for Cambodia. His mission? To free family servant Hop-Sing from the menacing clutches of skinny Communists who want the wise Oriental to fatten them up like he beefed up Joe's brother Hoss. Director Sylvester Stallone (who suggested that Landon wet down his body not with oil, but rather with all the tears he cried during his stint on "Little House on the Prairie") turns in a cameo as a deranged Green Beret whose only intelligible utterance is "Yo, Joe, it's me, Rock." • "MISSING IN BLACKTION:" In the tradition of the early 80's "blaxploitation" films like "Blacula" or "Blind Range," this picture stars Richard Roundtree and Fred Williamson as vets who bust out the heavy artillery for a seemingly . im possible mission: a safe stroll down a Harlem street after the sun has set. One of the deadly forkarate maestro Chuck Norris, who learns that although good guys wear black, black guys still carry the guns. • "MISSING IN BLACKTION: THE BEGINNING:" A prequel to "Missing in Blacktion," this film chronicles the tough ghetto boyhoods of the characters featured in the earlier film. Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis assume Roundtree's and Williamson's roles. • "CONANDO:" Bodybeautiful- turned-thespian Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as a mighty mystic warrior, who, through the miracle of time travel, finds himself transplanted to the 1980's to fight crime in the streets. Conando is so relentlessly brutal in his doling out of justice that he lectures his prey prior to flamethrowing them. An example: "Y'all nevah hutt eenocint peepul agane, yoo sun-of-a-beech." • "UNCOMMON VALERIE:" The hardly common Grace Jones is perfectly suited for the title role in this candle-burning-at-both-end thriller. As the leader of an all-girl commando squad intent on infiltrating Alan Alda's Bel Air mansion to teach him what feminism is really all about, Grace crashes cars, torches homes, shotguns innoncent bystanders, and - most viciously of all - takes off her clothes. Black and Blue Uneventful yet acceptable by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Black and Blue have released their second Warner Brothers album, but, apparently, to little avail. Their first failed to generate much chart action outside of a cult following probably stemming from the fact that they were another new metal group to check out. Black and Blue is another of the hard rock bands who kick through sludge for two sides in order to present a modicum of emotion. It works in the basic sense, being far superior to the pseudo-political/ intellectual droning that's found in much British new wave of this period, but doesn't avoid the quagmire of hard rock-cum-heavy metal groups all trying for a shot at the brass ring. Like any of these groups, Black and Blue performs their music well but don't Black and Blue have released their second Warner Brothers LP present the listener with anything all that different or "special" than what can be found on virtually any decent journeyman hard rock record. The passion is there, but the material is no better than standard. Perhaps the many groups that fall into the industrial hard rock category will take a long look at themselves and discover that their similarities in style outweigh their talents as singers or musicians. It is only then that Black and Blue can finally present their abilities in a more at-' tractive package. Singleton releases solo LP by Kristy Harrington Disaster ahead! Charlie Singleton has made his first solo debut, a one man LP entitled "Modern Man" on Artista Records. I will spare you the comments about the LP itself, although I do like the album cover. Singleton proved himself with "Knights of the Sound Table." His musical ability distinguished his former group, Cameo, through albums and hits such as "For You," "Alligator Woman," "Be Yourself" and 1984's number one single "She's Strange." By way of Cameo, Singleton tiptoed towards ARE 'fOO H&t&PAP&Z PEOAE O N PUT Y HOURS A PAY? A EKS5J&RYCAN UP AT ANYT)M£- PAY OR N K5MT. THERE'S SOMETHING EOM ON IM THE WORLP...ANO WE J0 UKHAUST5 HAVE TO EE REAPVTC REACT AT A MOMENTS NOTlCB. stardom. He earned a musical scholarship at the Southern University in Baton Rouge. He is a very talented man because he now plays an estimated 47 instruments. But all of his songs contain the same annoying and redundant beat. The lyrics are convoluted and often, rather misleading. "Modern Man" is definitely a modernsounding LP; however, we'll just let the music speak for itself. Sorry Charlie! Rallysupport Letter jrom page 2 turnout outside of the professors who spoke. Were they at the soccer game too? Or were they just not showing up because of the way it would look to other faculty. "Oh, what would they think?" They might think you cared about something outside of the stifling little world of Parkside. It's not just us though. Protest just seems to be out of fashion in today's Yuppie society and this attitude has filtered down to college-age people and even younger. Everyone seems to just want to bubble happily along, take life as easy as possible, and of course, make a lot of money. If there is a problem, just throw money at it until it goes away. At least it wilt make you feel better. To those of us who do care, (and there are a few), this kind of seems like we've been thrown back to "Leave It To Beaver's" fifties or a bad episode of the "Twilight Zone." What's worse is it's real. Jeff Leisgang f -14 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER Jassed Edse Zero stars for unendurable courtroom fiasco by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor If actress Glenn Close fell in a pool of gooey mud in front of several onlookers, ripped her clothing to shreds as she got up, farted as she scurried away and had the whole thing filmed and shown on "The Tonight Show," she ..couldn't be as embarrassed as she must be with her latest film "The Jagged Edge." In it she plays a lawyer, one of those working woman that movies are trying desperately to display as great pillars of the universe, who must defend her company's biggest client, played with remarkable dullness by Jeff Bridges. What ensues is court-room-styled drama lifted right out of fifties TV (remember Perry Mason?). Close is supposed to play a respected female character (oh-so-sorely needed), but ends up stereotypically strident, annoying and childish, as the script dupes the character's intentions at every turn (especially her reactions to Bridges' lack of cooperation... in and out of bed). She turns in, quite frankly, the worst performance of her young, already checkered career. Bridges acts as though he had nothing to do, happened to be in the neighborhood and made this film. His performance is utterly shapeless, to the maximum point where if this were his first film, he would be driving a truck by the morning after the final wrap. "The Jagged Edge" is a film of s uch amazing ineptitude that it could only appeal to somebody who had nothing else to do for a couple of hours. If filmmakers don't start coming up with some decent products soon, this year's Oscar contentions for best picture may end up being "Rambo" and "Godzilla." Glenn Close and Jeff Bridges are just wasting time in "Jagged Edge." 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YOU ARE ALL BUT ONE STEP FROM BECOMING FULL-PLEDGED MEMBERS OF ALPHA PHI OMEGA, ' THE MEN'S SERVICE FRATERNITY. :a§Q JLMS QZ fAlTh' YOUR ONE REMAINING TASK: WITHIN ONE WEEK OF TODAY TOO MUST GO ON A DATE—DINNER, A SHOW, AND A COZY LITTLE PLACE AFTERWARD—WITH ONE OF THE GIRLS OF STIGMAPHLEGMACMl. i t 1 CROSSWORD PUZZLER ACROSS 1 Judge ' 5 Wine cups 9 Male sheep 12 Site of Taj Mahal 13 Girl's name 14 Sudsy brew 15 Abhor 17 Spanish article 18 Neckpiece 19 Carry 21 Country of Asia 23 Most pleasing 27 Agave plant 28 Chicago airport 29 Turf 31 Make lace 34 Chinese distance measure 35 Pullman car __ 38 Symbol for rhodium 39 Choose 41 Offspring 42 Eagle's nest 44 Teutonic deity 46 Hardly 48 Having branches 51 Without end 52 High mountain 53 River in Siberia 55 Bursts forth 59 Diocese 60 Wheel tooth 62 Country of Asia 63 That woman 64 Chair 65 Kind of mug DOWN 1 Pigeon pea 2 The self 3 Period of time 4 Substances 5 Rugged mountain crest 6 Roman 1001 7 Devoured 8 Seasoning 9 Hare 10 Century plant 11 Flesh 16 Hostelries 20 Element 22 Kind of type: abbr. 23 Piece for one 24 Beat 25 Babylonian deity 26 Cover 30 More beloved 32 Seed covering 33 Pronoun 36 Dawn goddess 37 Newly enlisted soldier 40 Mood 43 Concerning 45 Sun god 47 Prevent 48 Reckless 49 Toward shelter 50 Records 54 Insect 56 In favor of 57 Flap 58 Vessel's curved planking 61 Cooled lava Roeue Male Wild debut released by Kristy Harrington In 1977, Jim Lyttle went to London from Ireland with a punk band, and after a year they went their separate ways. Since then Lyttle has performed with many musicians and not liked any of them. Shortly after, in January of '84, "Rogue Male" came along, and he's been happy ever since. The band's first release is their debut Elektra LP "First Visit." The behavior of Rogue may fairly be described as individualistic. Separation from others appears to increase both cunning and ferocity. These solitary beasts are touched by chronic pain or frustration and are occasionally found among all the larger carnivores. And they're generally males. Rogue metal is all types of tt f• © 1985 United Feature Syndicate puz^r answers, on page 11 ANDERSON TRANSCRIPTION AND TYPING Letters • Resumes Term Papers Student Rates PHONE 637-3600 CALL AFTER 4 P.M. Jackie Anderson 1441 Park Avenue Racine, Wisconsin I• •• • tt • • • 4 • Jim Lyttle music fused together into a very powerful package. Rogue is more aggressive than punk, more energetic than rock, sleazier than R&B, yet still maintains the ultimate power of heavy metal. This music is very suitable for head banging, body slamming types. It's really great if you choose to bruise your brain by banging your head against walls. The lyrics are very twisting and confusing to the tongue and to the mind. "Get Off My Back" and "Dressed Incognito," were the only songs this writer really understood. The entire album has excellent potential. Rogue Male does scream at you and use vulgar language, but these people dispense their own personal anger on stage through their lyrics. Until you've heard this head-banging punk metal band you haven't lived 1 , , , Cruzados release debut by Gretcben Gayhart When one looks at the cover of Cruzados' new album on Arista Records, the initial reaction is, "Goodness, these guys are scary." After relinquishing your fears and giving the album a listen, you will be surprised by the fact that Cruzados combine numerous types of music, thus making them hard to categorize. Tito Larriva has a tinge of Dylan in his voice; Steven Hufsteter plays a constant blues-rock guitar; Tony Marsico plays the same as Hufsteter only on bass; Chalo Quintana's drumming is rock; and the lyrics are popbased. Even a dash of the past is thrown in. A 1937 Indian motorcycle can be heard at the beginning of "Motorcycle Girl," which tempts one to turn up the volume just to hear the wonderful hum. So what type of music do Cruzados play? I guess a nice mixture, but don't expect this album to become a classic. Maybe the answer to a trivia question in five years. Thursday, October 17, 1985 15 Scott Brooks hoping to turn pro by Carol Kortendick "I wasn't sure I'd go out for baseball. I thought I'd just go to school and that'd be the end of my baseball," said Scott (Scooter) Brooks in regards to attending Parkside. Jack Schiestle, friend and coach to Brooks, however, wasn't going to let him quit so easily; he encouraged Brooks to talk to Parkside's coach Ken (Red) Oberbrunner. Today, Brooks is catching for the Rangers and has a .513 batting average. "I would say Scooter is probably one of the best catchers in the state for college ball. That's what the scouts say," said Oberbrunner. "They (the scouts) are looking for him to run and hit a little better, but he has a good arm." "It's an honor," said Brooks of Oberbrunner's comment. "I've worked hard and I've been taught well by the coaches that I've had. "It's exciting. I hope it works toward the goal that I have in playing professional baseball." For the 22-year-old who has played and lived baseball most of his life, this goal is a strong force in Brooks' life. "I'd leave in less than a minute," Brooks said if offered a contract. "I'd drop out (of school.) There's only one chance in making it in pro baseball. I can always come back to school." Though Brooks has harbored this dream of playing pro baseball, he's not sure he can cut it in the major leagues. "Realistically, I think I have a chance to play minor league ball. From what I've seen of a lot of minor league catchers, I know I'm as good as them if not better. "As far as playing on the mother team, I couldn't really say until I actually faced the pitchers in the major league. I've talked to scouts, and they don't believe I could actually hit the pitching in minor league or pro ball." The scouts' opinions are not unfounded, according to Brooks, who only encounters 75-80 mile-an-hour pitchers occasionally. To improve, Brooks feels he'd have to face an 85-mile-an-hour fast ball and "real good" curve balls constantly. Brooks, however, is undaunted and continues to practice. He is also looking forward to the spring schedule when he'll come up against tougher pitchers. If Brooks does make the break into the major leagues, the New York Yankees are his first choice. "I think they're a class organization. They say it's tough playing in New York, but they say George Steinbrenner is a super guy. They say he's difficult and demands a lot, but it's just the idea of being a Yankee, a tradition." So far, Kansas City, Detroit and Milwaukee have looked at Brooks, said Oberbreunner. Although Brooks is obsessed with baseball, catching is his first love. "I love it," said Brooks. "I get bored if I play any other position." Brooks has not been "bored" in a long time, since he started catching for Schiestle in sixth grade. "He's a good quarterback," said Oberbrunner. "The catcher has to be a quarterback, that's what you look for. He calls every pitch. "He has a fine, quick release and a better than average throwing arm." Brooks throw 10 runners out stealing in his summer league and could throw from first to second base in 1.8 seconds. "A catcher definitely has to be a good leader," said Brooks. "He has to keep the team at the highest level possible. The most important Women's volleyball team places second by Kimberlie Kranich The women's volleyball earn came back from a suc- :essful road trip last weekend, taking second place in he St. Ambrose Tourney and joosting its overall record to !0-13. The tournament lasted two lays. On Friday, the Rangers ;asily defeated Grand View md Simpson in two games ipiece. Saturday, the women )eat Marycrest and Northiastern Illinois but lost to St. Ambrose twice, once in the hampionship match. Although twice earlier this rear the Rangers beat St. Vmbrose, they could not re- >eat this feat. Parkside lost n the championship match )y scores of 15-12 a nd 15-10. Last Wednesday, for the ourth time this season, the tangers played Milwaukee, sing their match in four ;ames by scores of 17-15, 6-14, 15-7 and 15-9 to give Milwaukee the lead in the :eries 3 to 1. The Rangers almost beat Milwaukee two games itraight, but lost the second, 6-14. After this loss, the nomentum shifted to Milwaukee. Key players for Parkside in he match were Karen Jreene and Kay Wolfersteter. Whenever Greene and Volferstetter spiked the ball tutside, the Rangers fared well. Thus far this season Greene has served 31 aces and has made 369 kills. Other Ranger standouts are Fran Buscalacchi with 353 set assists, Janet Koenig with 297 defensive digs and Rebecca Scott with 95 blocks. "We still have a lot of room for improvement, and we've still got a lot of time to improve," said coach Terry Paulson. With four weeks left in the season, the team is busily preparing for districts in November. The women are concentrating more on blocking, hitting against the block and scrimmaging. Paulson is pleased with this year's team and he feels that "we're much better than we were last year." He attributes this improvement to having more talented players, taller players and greater improvement among the veterans. The team's only weakness is not in athletic skill or ability but in consistency. "We'll show excellent play from time to time with peaks of greatness, and then during a match or in matches to come we'll drop down a little bit," Paulson said. The women's next home meet will be at 7 pm. against rival UW-Milwaukee on Tuesday, Oct. 29. Wellness week planned "For The Health Of It" is a week of health and wellnessoriented activities planned for Oct. 21-24 and sponsored by the Student Health Center. All Parkside students, staff and faculty are invited to attend the activitiesl Monday- Computer Health Risk Inventory and Step Test, 11 a.m.-l p.m., Upper Main Place. Blood Pressure Screening, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., WLLC alcoves. Tuesday- "Children in Movement," 9:45-10:15 a.m., Main Place and Union Bazaar. Yogurt Taste Testing, 11:30 a.m., Union Concourse. Stress Management, 1-2 p.m. in Union 104. Wednesday- Blood Pressure Screening, 10 a.m.-noon, WLLC alcoves. Stress Management, 4 p.m., Union 104. Step Test, 5-7 p.m., Upper Main Place. Blood Pressure Screening, 5-7 p.m., Upper Main Place. Computer Health Inventory, 5-7 p.m., Upper Main Place. Thursday- Women's Nutrition, 11:45 a.m.-l p.m., MOLN 111. Eating Disorders, 2-3 p.m., MOLN 111. Computer Health Inventory, 5-7 p.m., Upper Main Place. Blood Pressure Screening, 5-7 p.m., MOLN Concourse. part of that is handling the pitcher. "You have to let him know what he's doing wrong. Encourage him, maybe if it even takes going out there and telling him a joke. You have to know what to use and when to use it." Brooks' baseball career has not clouded his relationship with his family or the Schiestles. In fact, his family and friends are his "biggest fans." Brooks added that being a major leaguer wouldn't change this relationship. "I think I'd lead the same life I do now. I spend a lot of time with my family. I'd rather stay home and spend it with my family than go out to a party." Brooks would, however, go out into the community and talk to young baseball players. "Ball players owe it to the community, because the community pays their salaries. The kids in high school and lower than that look up to ball players." The possibility of becoming a major leaguer exists for MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE PARKSIDE UNION Scott Brooks Brooks, but so does the possibility of not becoming one. If the latter occurs, Brooks said he'd graduate from Parkside and "find a job." "I wouldn't coach right away," he said. "It'd be a different feeling to know that something I wouldn't to do more than anything else in my lifetime and I couldn't do it. I don't think I'd watch it." "If he goes nowhere," said Schiestle, "the day will come when he'll look in the mirror and say 'I tried.' " PRE-GAME TAILGATE PARTY Union Patio 6:00 - 8:00 PM • BRATS - BEER - SODA • Drawing for Packer Autographed Football • Who's on First? Second Chance Drawing - many prizes including opening day Brewer ticeks and grand prize of a small screen TV. UNION SQUARE 8:00 P.M. - PARKSIDE UNION 99® "Weenie Wagon" and Bar Specials also available. JEW GIANT SCREEN PROJECTION & ANTENNA SYSTEM 16 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER Golf Team ends solid year by Robb Luehr The Parkside men's golf team capped off its best season in three years by finishing third in the District 14 Golf Tournament played Oct. 6-8 at the Stevens Point Country Club. Parkside's Rick Elsen was the District Medalist, shooting 75-72-78 for a 225 total. x "Rick was super," said Coach Steve Stephens. "He wasn't feeling all that well the first two days, but he still led by six shots. On the last day, he didn't play really well. He had a triple bogey on the second hole. That happens in golf, but the good players pull it together, and Rick did. He really deserved it (the championship). He' s been working on winning it for more than a year." Elsen wsn't the only player who had a good tournament. Seniors Ken Maegaard and Scott Schellpfeffer also did a fine job. "Ken played very well. He has developed a solid game," said Stephens. "Scott has improved his swing a lot. When he came to college, he wasn't expecting his game to be as advanced as it is now." Stephens was very happy with the play of his three freshmen, Guy Leach, John Rozanas and Scott Schuit. "Those three guys made a major contribution to the team. Scott should be an honorable mention on the All-District team," said Stephens. "All three guys were on varsity all year." Eau Claire totaled 1175 to win the team title, 13 shots ahead of second place Stevens Point. Parkside led the field after the first two days, but was outshot on the third day. The Rangers broke 400 each day and finished third with an 1191 total. The individual scores for Parkside were: Elsen (75-72-78) -225; Maegaard, (84-76-77 >-237; Leach, (80-81-78)-239; Schuit, Rozanas, Schellpfeffer, for the first held regular (76-82-84)-242; (83-84-82)-249; (86-85-83)-254. This season, time, Stephens practices where the team members could go to him for help. "Golf is an individual sport, even though it's played as a team," said Stephens, "so we spend a lot of time on the practice tee and the putting green, and it made a difference." Next year, Stephens is expecting another good year. "I'm looking forward to it, and the guys are hyped up," said Stephens. "Their attitude is good and they're taking photo by Chris Mayeshiba 1985 men's golf team golf seriously." In the next few weeks, the golf team is planning to form a club for the purpose of raising money to take a trip south to play some competitive golf in order to stay in shape. This will especially help Elsen. "Since the nationals aren't until next June, it will help Rick to keep in a competitive frame of mind," said Stephens. Ranger soccer team ties IIT in homecoming match by: Richard Blay Saturday's homecoming match was not what the fans or the soccer team expected. Instead, the game ended in an overtime tie, 1-1. The game was marred by 49 IIT fouls and several missed scoring opportunities by Parkside. The Rangers defense gave up only three shots in the first half, but with 2:37 left in the half IIT took the lead 1-0. In the second half, IIT rarely moved past midfield and did not record a single shot. With 10:24 left in the game, IIT commited a hand ball in the penalty box which resulted in an Ian Jack penalty kick that tied the score 1-1. Parkside increased the pressure but came up empty handed, forcing two 10 minute overtime periods. The Rangers still could not find the mark in overtime, registering their first tie of the season. The Rangers lack luster performance left Coach Rick Kilps wondering. "Gamers like this don't make coaching fun. It takes a toll on you. You start to question yourself. What could we have done different? It's just a matter of not executing. We had a miserable first half. The midfield was almost nonexistent. We had a nice crowd but we didn't do anything for them. It's not what we could do, or should have done, it's what we didn't do. We failed to produce. It's our own fault." One other reason for the lack of scoring was the constant fouling by the IIT squad. There 110 minutes of soccer played, and IIT kept the Rangers off balance by fouling them approximately once every two minutes. Coach Kilps refers to this brand of soccer as "very dangereous". We develop something in their half and they hammer us, causing us to regroup our attack. It happened in the Circle game last week and it happened today. The Rangers outshot IIT 27-3. The team is now 8-2-1. The next home game is Wednesday, Oct. 23 against Madison. Parkside (P) vs. Illinois Institute of Technology (I) Saturday, Oct. 12 First Half Scoring: 1. IIT 2.37. Second Half Scoring: 1. Jack (penalty kick) 10.24. Overtime Scoring: None. Shots: P-27, 1-3; Saves: P-2, 1-7; Fouls: P-25, 1-47; Corner Kicks: P-14,1-0. Classified ads Services Offered ACCURATE AND and dependable typing for the student and professional. 554-0492. For Sale 1978 MUSTANG, 2-door, red. Call 632-1466 or 637-2843. Held Wanted $60.00 PER hundred paid for remailing letters from home. Send self-addressed. stamped envelope for information/ application. Associates, Box 95-B, Roselle. NJ 07203. COCKTAIL WAITRESSES for new area night club. Good pay, excellent X tips for the right persons. Everglades Night Club. 694-4100. Personals ANYONE INTERESTED in painting sketches of people on nursing home walls? Contact Mrs. Painter c/o Sheridan Health Care Center. 312-746-8435. TO ALL Homecoming Committee members: Jean. Red, Thorn, Cheri, Chuck and Brian-thanks for a fun time. Let's do it again some time. Robb DEAN, HUBBA hubba, like I don't know, OK? JIM, ANOTHER year older and still the same! Love always, DJK. DEAN-O: As long as you're expecting me to write something, I won't! JEANNIE: THANKS for all the help and advice. Friends always, K.J. JEANNIE: CONGRATULATIONS on your new job. Wish you the best always. ADEMA AND Ramirez support gay rights. Also forming AIDS council. SEXY LITTLE girl, Eddie wishes you a happy 21st birthday. HEY, RAGS, you girls are fun to be around!! Paul APART FROM the lack of prizes, low turn-out of faculty, staff and alumni, poor selection of food and no coffee, the Homecoming dance was nice. ALSO, HURRAY for all the soccer players who made it to the dance. GERIATRICS DID pretty well Friday; look out next year, though. TO MY favorite artist: I realize we all must suffer for our art. but I still miss you. JOHN NIELSON: I've watched you every day since school has begun and I want those beautiful blues. Guess Who? CONGRATULATIONS, DOUG Devinny on your new daughter, Alexandria. RISKY BUSINESS) >< LIVE ENTERTAINMENT EVERY WEDNESDAY & FRIDAY Proper Attire Required October 24 Nightmare October 30 Gajan Rokk October 31 Halloween Costume Party November 1 Gajan Rokk Monday & Thursday 25* Tappers Tuesday Wednesday LADIES NIGHT LIVE BAND 2 For 1 Drinks NO COVER Every Day 6:30-9:30 p.m. & S undays 50* Drinks All Night Long For Membership Card & Cu rrent College I.D. Holders Friday Saturday LIVE BAND The Party Rai, Continues Live Entertainment Begins at 9 P.M. An Easy Drive Between Racine & Kenosha 1146 SHERIDAN ROAD Open Everyday From 3:30 P.M. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 8, October 17, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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