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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of WiSCoDsiD-Parkside PSGAElections Candidates discuss . Partici~ti?n ~n.Unit~ Council is plished, by student involvement in unportant Ifmdlvlduals m Madison policy making. are to understand the needs of stu- The admissions policy is anoth dents at Parkside, agreed the five subject that Holcomb said that ~~ candidatesrunning March 6-7 in the was interested in. "Your input is Parkside Student Government As- important," he said. "Young peopsoca! lon.Preslde~hal and Vice- le have done a lot for this country." Presidential elections during an Pat "Red" Ramsdell is a 22 year open forum on Monday sponsored old Political Science major who has by the ~nger. been in the Senate since 1982. He Q~esbOD. oSn various issues in- has been a member of the legislaeluding ~Dlted Council, compe- tive and judicial branches, and tency testing, and apathy and ab- thinks that now he is ready to serve senteeism in the Senate were posed in the executive branch. He also to the live candidates during the thinks that United Council is imporbour- anct-a-balfdebate. . tant. Greg. Holcomb, a junior, said "In unification there is power," that he IS running for President be- he said. "If we were to withdraw cause he wants to get the opinions' our input would be lacking." The of the students of Parkside across only drawback that exists, he said, to the legislators. "If some of the was the money it costs. "It's only new laws regarding financial aid 50 cents, but money is money." are passed, there will will be no Ramsdell said that one way to means for a lot of students to begin make sure that the students had or continue school," he said. input into their school was to sit in Holcomb is in favor of Parkside's one of the 40 committee positions. involvements in United Council be- The competency exams are fair, cause of the network that it pro- Ramsdell said, because they let a "des. He cited the change in the student take a test alter he has collegiate skills requirement that been in school instead of before he allowsa student to be exempt from is enrolled. the test if he passes Math 112 as an The arrival of on-campus housing example of what can be accorn- and absenteeism in the Senate were •ISSUeS two other issues that Ramsdell felt were important. "The guidelines for handeling absenteeism exists in the constitution and I would use them as President," he said. It is time for the voices of the students at Parkside to be heard up in the ivory tower, according to Bill Serpe, the third presidential candidate. "In the '60s this campus was built at the height of student radicalism and the administration was placed up there for protection," he said, "but now in 1985 they are still up there." Serpe, an English major, agreed with his competitors that membership in United Council is important. "United Council is very important," he said, "because the legislators in Madison tend to ignore Parkside and Green Bay and concentrate on Madison and Milwauk.- ee." The issue of women's harassment is also an issue that Serpe thinks is important. "The current PSGA administration has done a great job, but we need 10 reach beyond our doors and reach out to the other students," he said. Ernestine Weisinger said that she ContiDued on Pare 13 Senate race -13 vie for 9 seats .There are 13 students running for rune Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) Senate seats up for election this spring. The fonnal candidates for Senate a~e Richard Borkowski, Sue Brud- ~Ig,Sheri Carrothers, Jeffery Cess- Ity, Juana Cortez, Jacqueline Cotton, William DeZoma, Richard Greuter, Jan Kratochvil, Daniet Nicholson, Adrian Serrano, Jackie Sutherlin and Sue Walborn. Several of the candidates - BorkOWSki, DeZoma, Kratochvil, Sutherlin and Walborn - eomrnented on why they are running for Senate. . "I feel I am qualified for a position on the Senate because I'm interested in both campus and current events," said Borkowski, a sophomore majoring in sociology and criminal justice. He is interested in two issues before the Senate . student apathy and the transportatton controversy. .DeZoma, a junior english major s~d, "I am concerned particularly With the issue of student apathy." Asophomore majoring in nursing ~d psyc~ology, Kratochvil feels at his .pre,vious expe.rience wi,th the Senate will be beneficial. "I plan to get students involved," said Kratochvil. He plans to address the issues of campus housing, Stop 21, educational budget cuts and the Student Regent Bill. Sutherlin, a sophomore economics major, is interested in two particular issues - student housing and women's affairs. "Now that oncampus housing is being developed, students need a voice in the planning and development of them," , said Sutherlin. She plans to represent the students on that issue. In addition, Sutherlin feels that women on campus have needs specific to them. She plans to address those issues by organizing a women's affairs committee. Walborn, a freshman majoring in business administration, is also interested in women's affairs. She plans to address several issu~s unique to women's needs. These ISsues include child care, women's safety and sexual harrassment on campus, comparable worth issu~s, women of color and leadership among women. . "I plan to broaden the commumcation lines among. the. Senators and raise the awareness of women's abilities and problems on this campus," said Walborn. One person is running for the Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB) Student-at-Iarge seat. Mike Farrell, a junior majoring in Personnel Administration, would like to become a member of PUAB because he wants to "make the Union run as efficiently as possible." Farrell said, "I am a bartender in the Union and f feel that I can keep close contact with students as well as get their input on PUAB issues." Elizabeth J. Perry, a senior in Communication and Finance, is running unopposed for the Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee (SUFAC). Perry has been vice-president of Pi Sigma Epsilon for two years and is a representative on the Budget and Review Committee for the Student Organizations Council. Perry said her interest in SUF AC is to "learn the criteria for allocating funds to campus organizations and apply funding whereby more students will be served by their contributions to SUF AC." Vol. 13, No. 21 PRESIDENT Patrick "Red" Ramsdell William "Bill" Serpe Greg Holcomb Election. Ballot On Feb. 25, PSGA drew for ballot position for the candidates running for election on March 6 & 7. The following will appear on the ballot in order: VICE PRESIDENT Robert Vanderloop Ernestine Weisinger PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) Mike Farrell SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee) Elizabeth Perry SENATORS 1) William DeZoma 2) Sue Walborn 3) Sue Brudvig 4) Richard Borkowski 5) Juana Cortez 6) Jan Kratochvil 7) Jacqueline Cotton 8) Shari Carrothers 9) Jackie Sutherlin 10) Jeffery Cassity 11) Adrian "Andy" Serrano 12) Richard Grueter 13) Daniel Nicholson Remember to vote Wednesday and Thursday, March 6 and 7. Polls will be set up on the Molinaro Concourse and will be open from 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. ************************************ Vote M!!~gl!**fJ.*g!,:g**'l* " l. j. 2 Thai'sday, Feb. 28, 1985 I Letters to the Editor I Support Lobby Day To the Editor: Feb. 28 has been designated as "Lobby Day" by a number of campuses, through United Council. This is a day for student leaders to go to Madison to learn lobby techniques and to meet with our state representatives. The day is to allow students an opportunity to inform and pursuade legislators of students' opinions. Those that will be in attendance will be lobbying on issues such as the Student Regent Bill, the 21-year-<llddrinking age and a student member of HEAB (Higher Education Aids Board). There will also be some efforts to contact federal representatives on such issues as the Civil Hights Act of 1985 and federal financial assistance to students. Those of us that are in Madison on this day need students support. As student leaders we are attempling to guarantee students rights for the present and the future. We hope that we are raising all students' concerns. But the one thing that is needed is the support of all students. The only thing we already know ahout lobbying is that numbers make it all happen. Please PSGA • tS To the Editor: What is the definition of spirit anyway? After a week of deliberate thinking, is it just the accumulation of contest points, the ability to gather together a large number of people, the organizational structure obtained by producing a certain product eack week, or is spirit the will to try to overcome fantastic and formidable odds? This year Geology Club was skill-' fuI and lucky enough to gamer the greatest nwnber of points, and so they were awarded the spirit trophy, "Hurrah for them." PAC seemed to be able to field the largest number of participants which made them a formidable force to contend with, "Way to go." The need to produce a product every week gave hoth PAB and the Ranger newspaper the organizational structure to overcome many .opponents hands down, "Right on." The organization on campus which every student is a member is Parkside Student Government Assocation, Inc. and that is a fact, whether they wish it to be or not. The first obstacle that has to be overcome by the PSGA is student apathy caused generally by the leprous word "government" within take the time to become aware of the issues of our time and make your voice heard. Letters to your legislator, phone calls to legislators, letters to the editor, and other methods are needed to secure students' voice in many issues. Students of today are complacent and apathetic. Many are unaware that current changes in the nation may very well eliminate any chance of their children attending a public institution of higher learning. On Wednesday, Feb. 'J:I, the Parkside Student Government Association held an awarness day hoping to raise Parkside students' awareness. But this is not enough. Students need to continue to raise their level of awareness of government's role in education. Students need to help raise their collective voice. Students need to take a leadership role once again to insure that their is a future for educational opportunities and that there is a role for all of U~ in that future. Now is the time to become involved! In the Wisconsin Idea Terry Tunks . PSGA President spirited the organizations name. secondly is the misconception by the student body that the PSGA office is the office for elected officials and a student's office. This cuts down on the number of students signing up for events posted within the PSGA office. The last great blow dealt to PSGA's chances was the fact that on the last day of Winter Carnival 80 percent of the elected officials of PSGA had to attend a United Council meeting out of town. With all of these factors stacked against them PSGA was able to pull itself up out of a depressing hole; participate in most events, and they were able to total up 250 points. "I tell you, that is 'SPIRIT,' what 1 call real spirit. How about a round of applause. In my opinion, however, you know who the real winners of the spirit award are and that is everyone on campus whose spirit was raised by the participant's joy and exuberance. This spirit could not be confined on campus, but spread affecting everyone who came in contact with one of the persons who had his own spirits raised. Yon Yonson or John Johnson (a.k.a. Franklin Kuczenski) ~ ,: ~j " SO YOU SEE SON IF YOU'LL JUST SPRING FOR TIlE FOOD, HEAT AND ELEc.TRICI'TY. I CAN BUY US A SUPER5PACE-AGE CHROME-PLATED SOLID GOLD HEAT:SENSITIVE LAND-MINE NETWORK FOR THE YARD_" Nobody asked me, but ... 'Passing' may hinder Blacks by Joan Mattox Loopholes. The easy route out, avoiding the seemingly tragic inevitble; making lives more favorable and easier to endure. In view of Black History Month, I've noticed one loophole in particular, something that many negros have done since the time of slavery and still do to. this very day. This loophole is called "passing." This term is used to describe when a negro is so fair and has so many physical features similar to that of a caucasian, that he choses to live the life of one, while at the same time be viewed and treated as such by the rest of society. Most negros who do this are mulattos, a mixture of black and white, but as we all know this would still classify them as negros in the eyes of the law and society. Negros are an oppressed group. They have always. had to face many hardships that caucasians have never even been in contact with, but passing is something that many negros might later regret. The Almost White Boy is a poignant story of the tragic outcome of a mulatto boy's choice to pass. It seems that when people try to pass, they don't stop to consider what they' are leaving as well as what they are heading for. They don't weigh the pros and cons, they just assume it has 'to be better than their present situation. The thought of alienation doesn't even cross their minds but that is a big part of passing. The race from which you are passing from might not want to have anything to do with you once you do cross that line. They might feel it is a direct insult to their family as well as their race if you want to be part of another. You are taking something they have given you and throwing it back into their faces saying that you have found something better. The main character in The Almost White Boy exemplifies this theory. He only passed when the situation called for it until he met this white girl named Dolly, who ultimately persuades him to give-up his black heritage, then discards him in the end. I can't possibly explain to anyone how this story affected me. The boy had done all that Dolly wanted him to do. He had given up most of his black friends. He had denied his black heritage when he was around her friends and family. He had completely forgotten who he really was and became what she wanted him to but the sad part of it is she didn't forget. She remembered what be really was. All he was to her was something she could manipulate. Shefelt he was beneath her because be was a negro. The fact that her friends and family believed him to be white was beside the point. She knew the truth and that truth made a difference to her. She is what I would call at 100 percent bigot. Now what is he to do? Whereis he to go? Going back to his former heritage isn't as easy as one might think it is. He hurt a lot of people in chosing to go that way so why should they just welcome him back with open arms? He is standing on neutral ground between blacks and whites, neither group really wanting to accept him. I feel that it is up to that person if he wishes to "pass." I think that . most who choose this way of Itfe underestimate the consequences. Are you ready to handle the new· found responsibilities of the race to which you are passing? Are you willing and ready to wholeheartedly forget all you have been raised to believe and feel concerning the race you are leaving? The Almost White Boy should have thoughl about these questions before DoUy made a fool out of him. Jennie Tunkieicz ...........•................................•........................ Editor Pat Hensiak " " .."., Campus News Editor Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Jim Nelbaur Feature Editor Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Carol Kortendick " " Sports Editor Dave McEvoy " "."" , Photo Editor Jill Whitney Nielsen , Copy Editor Andy Buchanan " " ··· ,. Business Manager PHOTOGRAPHERS Mike Farrell Advertising Manager Jay c::rapser,Scon Curty, Darryl Hahn, Pat Zirkelbach " Distribution Manager Kristine Odegaard, Ann Rupert. Brenda Buchana~;..: ::.~.: : ,Asst: ,:,us~nes~Man~g~r., _ Ra~ger Is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and tMY IJI'tI solely respons; blft for its .fldhorlm poHcy and content. Published flVsiy ThursdllY during the academic year eXCflpt during brHIcs and hoIidtJys. Ranger Is print" by the Recine Joumel T1mes. All c~rrespond8nce should be addressed to: Parkside RangttT. University of WtScorlSm-Parkside. 80x No. 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141. Telephonfl (414J 553- 2295 or (414) 553--2287. Letters to the editor wfli be accepted if typewritten. doublll-$paced on sttlnd.d size /NlP8r. Lettets should be less than 350 words and must be signed. with IJ telephone number Includ9d for verification purposes. Names wl1l be withheld upon ~ qUflst. Deadline for letters is Tuesdey tit 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Rsnge' I'fIStlrvf1Sthe right to tldit letters and refuse Itltters conttllning fal. and def"".tOlY conhtnt. WRITERS Karl Dixo~, Na~e Haberman, Darryl Hahn, Kimberlie Kranich Steve Kratochvil, Jeff Leisgang, Robb Luehr Joan Mattox, Julie Pendleton 'Kevi~ Zirkelbach. ' -, , . , ... ~... , , '.' , ., . p;!~~~======--iiiiiiii_ ...... ...:·...·\· ~ d p RANGER 3 Thursday, Feb. 28, 1985 Ban on porn rescinded A ban on X-rated films at UW- Professor David Berkman ch i" . . Milwaukee created such a stir that m f ' . ,a r- It seems that the university was rescinded shortt after an 0 UWM. s .Depar~ment of ~hould not take the lead in narrow- !he ban assed Y Mass Communication, said he un- mg expression," he said. "It is the It was ~ . f' t d b derstood several groups on campus most offensive point of view which The an w~s ,Irs pr~pose. y aske~ the union administration to needs the most protection." the UWM Union s associate direc- consider a ban. It was pre t d b Tw th UW M di K" b Slanat and was passed . se." e y 0 0 er campuses, a I· tor .rr y . Stanat to UPB, which unammously son and Superior have rules una.mmously by UWM's Union passed it." against the screeni~g of X-rated Policy Board ". Later the board "I think that's a poor statement films. or the remaining schools, reversed Its decmoD.. on where we are when the board Oshkosh and Parkside are the only 8ta.nat was quoted as saymg that votes 14-0 against free speech," he two which have screened the films. the Idea came a?out a.fter he said. Parkslde's screening of the Xlearned a campus film society was He said however that similar rated film "Insatiable" this semesplanning to show "Emman~ele;' bans in other cities have been en- ter drew only mild protest, but a and th~t some ~roups may obJe~t t? acted when members of a group, in screening two years ago of "Emmascreemng the f~lm. He als~ ~ald It those cases women, believe they nuele IT: The Joys of A Woman" was not conducive to UWM S Image are being injured by the content 'of was picketed by campus women's ~nd that X-rate~ films are avialable the film. groups. m the community. Although the bans have not been UWM's Union Policy Board is The ban was to h~ve affected upheld in court, he said, they could considering a more limited ban on fil~s ,shown at the Union and dor- prompt other groups to request X-rated films, but Berkman said mitories, but would not have affect- similar bans if they feel a work in- the proposal is unlikely to pass. ed films shown in other buildings. jures them. }'SGA Legislative Feb. 27 was declared Parkside Legislative Awarness Day by the Parkside Student Government Association. The day was designed to raise the level of awamess of students on student legislative issues. The issues involved are at the federal and state level. One of the issues at the federal level is the Civil Rights. Restoration Act of 1985, This act would overturn the Supreme Court decision in the Grove City vs. Bell case. this decision was a narrowing of the interpretation of federal assistance. The effect was that only.those prorams or activities receiving direct . federal assistance need campy with Titile IX. Title IX of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 prohibits sex discrimination in education programs. awareness • • f,S important This had a great impact in tbe development of women's sports at the college level. This decision would also undermine Title VI, which prohibits discrimination on the basis of race, color or national origin; section 504, which prohibits discriminiation on the basis of disability; and the Age Discrimination Act, which prohibits discrimination on the basis of age. All of these Acts are vitally important in the protecting the civil rights of women, the aged, the handicapped and all minorities. The House of Representatives has developed a bill, H.R. 700, that would redefine the jurisdictions of these Acts to include the entire agency or institution' that receives federal assistance. Another bill, S. 272, introduced by Rohert Dole is similar in nature to H.R. 700 but would apply only to educational institutions. The protection students have enjoyed in the past will be guaranteed for the future by having these various institutions answer to student government. The Restoration Act would help to insure that the basic Civil Rights of students will conlinue to be respected wherever they go after Parkside. Students of today can help by calling and writing letters to Senators and Representatives in Wash· ington. For, more information on this and other' student legislation please stop in the PSGA Office, WLLC 0139. NEWS BRIEFS University has hug club A small club at Stanford University believes in reaching out, United Press International reported. But with affection. The Hug Club's motto is "Dare to Hug," and its members walk up to fellow students and hug them, all in the interest of relieving the stress of academics, club members say. Founder Michael McTiegue, a second-year graduate business student said hugging is "a very energizing experience, and you'll probably both smile as a result." "It really does good things for you," he said. People who have been embraced by the group get a card explaining why. "Once people see that, they say, 'OK, fine,' " he said. "We haven't had any complaints." The club, which began last fall, awards 5-, 20- and lilO-hug memberships to those who return cards signed by hug recipients. It took only one day for one member to collect the first too-hug award. Toxic waste is illegal The efforts of the Los Angeles Toxic Waste Strike Force were visible last week as a furniture equipment manufacturer began paying the penalties for burying toxic waste and dumping chemicals into the Los Angeles sewer, Time magazine reported. The company, American Caster, had to pay $40,000 in fines and cleanup costs, and two of its executtves » President Carl De La Torre -and Vice President Ramon Garroba - are serving a jail sentence. The company also had to place a full-page ad in the Los Angeles Times, explaining that the two executives were in jail as a result of the conviction. "Warning," the ad read, "The illegal disposal of toxic wastes will result in jail. We should know. We got caught!" O'Neil bawls out the kids The controversy over a South African professor who decided not to speak at UW -Madison last week because he feared a disruption is not a First Amendment issue, UW President Robert O'Neil said. Associated Press quoted O'Neil as saying it would have been a clear first amendment case - a conflict of civil and free speech rights - if professor Pieter Claassen "had pressed his right to appear in response to an invitation." O'Neil told the Wisconsin Intellectual Freedom Coalition thai be supported a review of Ihe UW speaking policy to fmd ways to reduce intimidation against speakers. Phillips here to "tell it the way it is" Truth, Gwendolyn Brooks and cation because I spend eight years Aretha Franklin. becoming a member of the legal Phillips' talk. included the irnpor- profession," she said. "But I "It's not my purpose to make tance of the family in black culture, remain in awe 0f those wh0 acb!ieve others feel comfortable. I have to black women in history and a de- without refinement or higher traintell it the way it is," said former scription of her own life as a ing." Wisconsin Secretary of State, Vel woman and a black in a white The woman Ph·II"ups descnlbed .IS Phillips as she echoed the words of man's world. Fanny Lou Hamer, horn m. M·ISS.ISone of her idols, Fanny Lou Hamer, "The national theme of Black sippi. Hamer worked in the cotton during a speech given at Parkside History Month is Afro-American Iirelds for f·Ilt y years un tiIl sehaits on Monday, Feb. 18 for Black His- Family: Historical Strength for the her J.Oh when she regi.s ter ed t0 vote. tory Month, sponsored by the Black Future," Phillips said. "People Hamer was heatiedn severe y an Student Organization. don't give us the credit we deserve jailed for her civil rights activities. Phillips was born and raised in for our unity, but our unity does She worked for the Student Non-vi- Milwaukee. She was the first black exist because of our oppression." olent Co or d inahn.g Comml ·tt ee woman to graduate from the VW Black churches and black music (SNCC) and eventually ran for con- Law School , the first black and first have also helped keep the black gress from her horne stat e. woman to be elected to the MiI- family together. "During sIavery, "H er war ds revea I the str ength , waukee Common Council, the first the church was the only place bitterness, true gn.t an d courageous black to serve on the Wisconsin Ju· where we could be together away determination that seha h d ," Phil . tained during her h·Id for the presl.- (women ,s) J,Ohn was three floors up diciary, the first woman to be el~ct· from whites," she said. "Even to- lips said after reading an excerpt dency that it was easier to be for- or three floors down. I would check' ed Secretary of State, and the fIrSt day's black music has its roots 1. 0 from one 0fIla' mer s speec hes. "I gi.ven for b·emg hla ck than for be·Ing It before I went ,·n, but .'t made all black ever elected to statewide con- the church." had.the great honor to meet her a woman. She cited her experience the papers." slitut,·onal off.·ce. She is also listed Phillips said the aim of the twice and 0 f· lOtrod·uc10g her at a as aldennan as proo f. "Th e men on B·Itt·erness IS not some thing Phil - among Wiscollsin black women Smithsonian exhibit is to highlight speech." Hamer died of cancer, tbe city council could not accept lips feels. "My final message to all who have persevered against the accomplishments of famous and ob- which Phillips believes was con· my being a lawyer and a woman, black women is never to forget the odds, a list compiled by the Wiscon- scure black women who achieved nected to the beatings she suffered. . especially when they had wives tragedy of history or racism, but sin Humanities Co~mitlee. It is ~n against the odds. "The country has "The plight of the black woman who had to wait for their hushands put history in its proper perspechonor she shares Wlth, a~ong ot - its own group and then each state is not something new," Phillips to come home and drive them tive, because the future is in our ers, Parkside education professor chooses its g~up," she said. All the continued. "But black w~e~ c~rry around because they didn't know hands. Barbara S~ade. women on the Wisconsin list have the double burden of dlscnnuna- how to drive," she said. "When I get really depressed, as . The petite mother of two"d~ar. had advanced education or training, tion because of their race and the Phillips also made headlines everyone does, I dial a certain telerled to a lawyer, spoke a~~s ~ but the woman Phillips chose to prejudices that exist against when she decided to use the bath- phone number and a voice says, display .spo~sored by the Sn~llt om· hi hli ht in her talk had no higher women." . ~ room nearest the city council cham- 'Good morning, Vel Phillips an InstItutIOn that pays tribute to edg t Phillips said she agreed w.ith bers, even thQugh it was tradition- YWCA.' Th~~ I can make it " great black ~omen of hl~Ory, Ill- ~~akn'::',;.the value of higher edu- Rep. Shirley Chisholtn, who main; ally a men's room. "The nearest through the day." <.cludmg Harriet Tubman, Journer • .", '1 '" ."1 ~"f-- l.t.A-.f •.I.,~_•• ,~.~"" .•. ",,,, ••. "fIIo'4'~ •• ".'''''''.''''':''~' f .... ' ... tt •••• _.1 4 •• fif J •• I'•. ll I.~~~~~:· :· '.,., . ,., .. ", " ,'.'.... .~'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ by Karl Dixon Ke'" NeWlI pbolo by FOI'T'eSIMllICbe Former Wisconsin Secretary of State, Vel Phillips ------- si:;'~;~1ebrates anniversarYof journal1 "The Journal of Geological Education," a major periodical published at Parkside for geology educators throughout the world, has celebrated its loth anniversary at the university. Parkstde geology professor James Shea, editor 01 the wellknown publication, one or only two of its kind in the world, said the journal has a circulation of about 2,200 and reaches geology professionals in the United States and many foreign countries, including the Soviet Union, India, Japan, Korea, Australia, canada and Brazil. Funded by the National AssOCiation of Geology Teachers, the journal was established in 1951 at Lawrence University in Appleton, Wis .• aod has been passed on to geology educators-turned~ton at major institutions, including Indiana University, Colorado State University aod the University of Texas-Austin. parkside is the smallest institution in the last 25 years to produce the journal and has kept it the longest. The colorful, slick-papered publication, which features articles written by leading geologists in the U.S. and abroad, is printed at the Angel Lithographing Co. in Racine and mailed from the Kenosha Post Office. Tbere are five issues a year. Carl Lindner ,t. .. RANGER z::: Shea is aided by Parkside technical assistant Francis Menden who, using a word_processing program, types articles selected and edited by Shea into a computer which produces "camera ready" copy. The journal runs numerous black-andwhite pictures, charts and illustrations as well as front-covet color pbotos. Recenty, the publication boasted a large, live-panel color fold-out sbowing a cross-section of the earth's crust. "That's our version of a centerfold," Shea said. The journal, which typically runs Th to 100 pages in length, features diverse articles. Recent story subjects include geologic time, the use of slides to teach geomorpbology (the study of the earth's surface), the pleasures and perils of geologica! treasure-bunting in Ireland, a historical review of mineralogy. increasing student interest in earth science laboratories througb a fieldoriented approach. and teaching computer aided petroleum exploration techniques to undergraduate geology students. The journal also features ongoing editorial departments. There are geology-related book and film reviews. numerous regular and contributing columnists, and an announcement section, all for the geoscientilicaUy inclined. Lindner Poet finds success "Shooting Baskets" "Shooting Baskets in a Dark Gymnasium," a collection of poems by Parkside Englisb professor Carl Lindner, has been published in hard cover by Linwood Publishers, of North Charleston, South Carolina. The book is the third volume of .poems by Lindner, wbo also bas published nearly 100 poems in some two dozen poetry publications throughout the nation. Lindner will read poetry from the book at 1 p.m. ~; -- 654-5179 Amm'!c!aIIns a''t''their best. Become an officer inthe Army National Guard, Take our College Student Officer Program part-time while you go to school full·time. Get management experience and a good paycheck every month. And be a Second Lieutenant by the time you graduate. Then you serve just one weekend a month and two weeks each summer. For more infonnation call: on Wednesday, March 6. in the Overlook Lounge of the Library- Learning Center. The reading is free and open to the public. Lindner says that "Shooting Baskets in a Dark Gymnasium" serves as a metaphor to describe his feelings about life. "You have to go by your instincts," he says. That viewpoint is expressed boldly in the book's title poem: "In this dark/dream of cave/space- cold/presses on/you the way· /nigbt attacks a candle/ ...you go by touch." Lindner actually has "shot baskets in a dark gymnasium." As a youngster growing up in the Bronx of New York City, Lindner, a passionate schoolyard basketball player, would shoot baskets alone in a school gymnasium in the evening, before the lights were turned on. In an introduction to Lindner's book, Parkside English professor Alan Shucard writes: "For all the ... , . " .,. darkness, there is no need to fear Carl Lindner's 'Dark Gymnasium.' Every poem bespeaks a deep human sensitivity harnessed to language that is both familiar and surprising... It is the virtue of this collection that it teaches us to see in the dark the way tbe best poetry always does." The 50-poem book is available in this area at Martha Merrell's Bookstore in Racine, B. Dalton Bookseller in Racine's Regency Mall, Parkside's Campus Store, Woodlawn Pattern Bookstore in Milwaukee and the University Bookstore in Madison. Cost is $7.95. Lindner attended tbe City College of New York (CCNY), earning a bachelor's degree in physics and a master's degree in English. He later moved to tbe Midwest where be earned a PbD degree in Englisb and American literature at UWMadison. Otber books of poetry by Lindn~ are "Vampire," published bySpoon River Poetry Press, and "TheOnly Game," publisbed by Red W.. th~ Press. A member of the Parksidebc· ulty since 1969, Lindner h.l<lsthe rank of associate professorofEnglish. He teacbes poetry writing, Englisb composition, AmeneaDlit· erature and Americanculture. He bas publisbed nine essaysin ~hnl· arly journals on writersandlitera· ture. His poems have appearedin Southwest Review,TheGreensboro Review, Kansas Quarterly,Four Quarters, MississippiReviewT,l!~ Bellingham Review, Cincinnah Poetry Review, Cott •• wood Review, Tbe Beloit poetry Journal The Colorado Quarterly, South: Poetry Review and Southern manities Review.amongother publications. Ranger needs writers ,I ••• _.: ' " .' Fuller speaks by Karl Dixon Tbroughout history there has been black resistance to white oppressionand the current social conditionsmay prompt a resurgence of more active resistance, said Wisconsin Secretary of Employee Relations Howard Fuller. Fuller spoke last Wednesday, Feb. 20 on the topic "Black History: A History of Struggle and 0ppression", sponsored by the Black Students Organization in conjunction with Black History Month. Fuller was born in Milwaukee and graduated from North Division Higb School. He attended Carroll Collegeon a basketball scholarship and was the first black man to graduate frotJl that school. He went on to earn a master's degree in social work, and became the spokesman of the civil rights movement for North Carolina. His name was placed on a CIA blacklist, and 5 Thursday, Feb. 28, 1985 out on a history of struggle he was arrested several times for his activities. In 1976 he returned to Milwaukee and in addition to his work as part of the Earl Administration, has been active in the Ernest Lacey and Daniel Bell legal battles against the city. Fuller began his talk with the topic' of slavery. "It really irks me when people don't want to discuss slavery," he said. "You have to discuss slavery to discover what this country is all about." Fuller said that the first black people came to this country as indentured servants along with poor whites. Racism developed because slavery was discovered to be the most economical method of running things. "The white people tried to reconcile their differences between their [udeo-Chnstian beliefs and the dehumanization of slavery by convincing themselves that blacks were savages," he said. "Then it became 1:heir Christian duty to own us and save us." Fuller went on to say that tbe Declaration of Independence really did not solve the problem of racism that had existed earlier. "Remember that black people were only counted as three-fifths of a person," he said, "and the men who wrote the Bill of Rights and the Declaration of Independence were slaveowners. " While the struggle against black oppression existed from the beginning, Fuller said that the lirst collected ellort of resistance was seen during the 1960's. "Black people began to really appreciate their African heritage, and the Afro became important," he said. "The college campuses were so much more vibrant then," Fuller continued. "Social movements existed and people were writing poetry and arguing about important issues." The reasons for being in col- Dr. Ogbu Visiting scholar While developing his studies about "Individual Differences; The differences 01 Culture," Dr. John Ogbu, a professor at UC-Berkely, realized the most important question he will ask when studying is "Whyare things the way they are?" Ogbu applied this question to his own studies, asking why do some people do well, while others don't. He found that some' groups almost always do well, others never do well, and some are unexplainable. In his presentation Ogbu discussed minority students and the differences there are in them. "An essential factor in understanding the development of any group will go farther than what any test can say. We must go beyond what test performance says and strive to understand the (dynamic) history of each group." Ogbu broke the groups of minorities into two different categories, immigrants and involuntary. Irnmigrants were described as those with an attachment to a primary culture, who would regard themselves as merely different from the majority. Involuntary castelike minorities, on the other hand, regard themselves Are you going round and round? lege were also dillerent then, he said. "When I was in college, people were there because they lelt that they had a social responsibility instead of trying to find the highest paying job." Fuller said that the most important thing to remember about the '60s is that it is now the 80's. "Racism still exists today, but it's not as cold and as crass as it used to be:' he continued. "There are more covert ways, like institutional racism, that are much less identiliable." "I'm not saying that something is going to happen or if it does, what form it will take, but the objective conditions for blacks today are worse than they were in the 19605:' he said. "If the cutbacks that have been proposed by the administration go through, you are going to see some real difficulties in the quality 01 life." Howard Fuller explains group differences "Minority students find it easy to believe that if they act a certain way, or if you change in a certain way, you will no longer be accepted. " - Dr. Ogbic as opposition to the majority. In a flowchart, Ogbu explained what happens to the difference between the minority groups. For the most part an immigrant is free of conflict and mistrust and is adaptable or change oriented. Their affective dissonance is low and their aspiration and performance level leaves high effort optimism. The Involuntary castelike minority is resistant to change and has dilficulty crossing cultural boundaries. Their affective dissonance is high and their aspiration and performance level leaves low effort optimism. Ogbu sited some very basic problems within the involuntary castelike minorities, "Blacks and Chicanos do not see much opportunity alter school. Because of that, they do not invest much effort in schooling, although they know what it takes to do well, they seem unconcerned." Ogbu explained that when talking to younger students he found that most of them felt Orientals had two things going for them, they were born smarter and they worked harder. The Americans who are mernhers of a majority "don't have to Aid cuts not big by Jill Whitney Nielsen Are you going around and around trying to decide on a major or a career to go into after you graduate? A workshop primarily for freshman and sophomore studen.ts will be offered in March which WIll give you some ideas on how to clarify your educational or care~r plans. The daytime workshop WIll meet for three sessions on March 20, ~2, and 25 from 1 to 2 p.m.; the evening workshop will meet for two sessions on March 21 and 26 from 5 to 6:30 p.m. Participants can sign up for either the day or evening session. Making choices consists of many different interrelated aspects. Some of the topics which will be disc~s~· ed in the workshop include particlpants' interests, values, pe~o.nal characteristics, skills and abilities, lifestyle goals, the decision-making process itself, and making ~n ~cbon plan Resources for gathering mformatian about careers will be pointed out as well as ide~ on ho'." to enhance skills and gam expenence in a career field. It is necessary to sign up for the workshop in advance. Studen~ who sign up. for the workshp WIll be given an interest mvent?ry to be completed prior to the first workshop. In order to sign up, call Heverly Burnell (553-227 d 6l'ScBrabh~ra L son (553-2122), Wen 1 net er (Sa:3-2496), or Gail Zimmerman (553-2318) by March 19. The workshop is sponsored by Career Plan- . g and placement, Student De- ~~opment, and Community Stu~ dent service.s_.". . ....., .. .. .,........ ............. . , . "It is inconceivable that Congress would accept all the fin.anci~l aid changes because education is the backbone of the progress in this country," stated Jan Ocker, djrector of financial aids. "I think a lot of parents and students because of the media on the pro~sed cuts, have decided that they're not going to apply," stated Ocker. However, most students will not be affected for the 85-86 school year. According to Ocker, Congress has already approved more funds for the 85-86 year because financial aid is forward lunded, that is, approved in the prior congressional year. "We don't expect any recisions of authorized funds," stated Ocker Ocker is also optimistic about Iinancial aids in future years. "I don't think we will see the magnitude or quality of the cuts proposed, stated Ocker. "Similar proposals have been brought before Congress in the past three years and they've never passed." Ocker predicted that we may see changes in the Title IV grant program not because 01 the proposed cuts but because the program is up for reauthorization. This program is reauthorized every four years. Ocker also stated that while we may see cuts in the Guaranteed Student Loan programs, it would not be what is proposed. "This may be changed in ways such as higherinterest rates and decreasing the subsidies to hanks. "All in all, I'm very optimistic that the proposed cuts won't be passed," stated Ocker. . work hard, because they know there will be a job for them at some point after school." The disadvantages to this thinking are severe for the minority, as it has left them with a distrust for institutions and a bad taste for education. Ogbu found that the minority students knew what it took to get ahead, but because they saw no direct advantage, they bad no desire to work. harder. Ogbu also pointed out the importance of someone relating or fitting in to a particular group. "One has to consider the importance of cultural group membership and the differences in the group. Minority students find it easy to believe that if they act a certain way, or if you change in a certain way, you will differ from the overall group membership to such an extent that you will no longer be accepted, no lenger be a part of what was. It is the security that keeps the groups together. "Difference does not simply come from cultural difference," stated Ogbu, "It develops from cultural group membership and from the history of the group." Respite Care! Male or female to babysit for autistic 11-year-oid boy. Hours Ilexible. Person must be abie to loilow behavioral program and interact comfortably with disabled children. Experience helpful. Training available. CaD E8ea at Develop ... '" tH.abIIItiN Servic:e Ceater 657-6185 L. Tb\lndlly, F.eb. 23, 1985 •• r .".'~. W.j~' . p.S.G.A Constitution . paid adverlisemenl paid advertisement We. "'e 'lit,mnts 01 the University of WlscOl'l'li,n P.rkil~ do ~r.by org,)mu ourulve-\ punuanl 10 WiSConSin Stalute »09lS) "nd Ihe p"rkSJdf' StUdent Govern menl AUOC.a"on '1'1< CornolltultOti Art • 1 ,1'1' Ihe rn,u'Wwr S~ lorlt! '" Ih,.. conSltluhorl and selKI our rt'Pr~enlat;yes 10 p;!Irhc,pllle In 'Mtotuf,onol' gOVe"l"nllnce II'\' Ine rnamer sel forth M{OW we ,nvnt ~ powf't5 of thiS consl,Iul,on In tne Parks,ae Sludent Govffnmenl Anoc'al,on Inc All prevIOus P.rllslck Slu<lfl\1 Government Associafton COl'lst,h,lflOf\'!o S1Iall ~ nuU al'\d yo.a upon '."',cal,on of tn,s conS"tutlon on Mo/lrcl'l S and 6, 1910 T!'l;s consloluhon Sholll bl' Ine sole ~1,lul'on 01 P.rks,de Sfv<lenl Govl!'f"nment Au.oc'lIhon 11'1<and 11'1.slvdent body ollnd WOIKt only 10 amrndmenlS The ,,!:.rks,de Siudent Gove,nmen' AUOC.a"on. Inc $Nil be ~s,bl4' to tl'le sludfona ot the un,ve!'"$,ty ot w,scons,n Parlu"c:!e "'he ParkSiCIe Siudent Government AuC!C.at,Ol"l Inc sh~1l h~ve l'he powff 10 en lorce and proltcl Ihe follOWing ar1icles bv ~""'9mot,ons. rM<Mut,gnS Of" lak,"'i! le<;lal ac"on 10 .nsure Ihat 00 sludent·s nghts are VIOlated ThOSe sludents seeking pos,llonS in Ihe Parks.M Siudeni Govemment Associalion, Inc (P S G A, Inc I musl tulfill all requremenl$ 01 thai Oflice in accordance wllh Studenl L,le Ehg,b,I;IV Cnle"a specified in ttle Senale R.UIM AR.TlCLE 1 Sf,ctlon ,. All leg,sla"ve powers gran1ed ~em shall be vMled ,n ttle ~le of Ihe PSGA.lnc Swion 1. TI'IeSenate 01 Ihe PSG A • Inc. shall ConSI"t of 11 studef'lt members. hall of which w,ll be e!tcled in Ihe spring and halt in ttle 'an, whoulerm shall be for OM vear. SKl'lon 1. The ~te of the PSG" A., Inc. $l'lall chooSe their own olficers and also a President Pro Tempore 5",i_ t. In lIle absence of ttle Vice Prftident of PSG A • Inc. Wl"oO shall be !tie pt'ftident of 1M ~n.lle. 1M Prnident Pro Tempore s"-11 be ttle PrftnHnl of ttle senate. The President PrO Te!'n9Of"e shall be a WWltor and snail be " mflTlber of all ~"te CommlnMS wtIWt VM06nc:ift happen in 1M r"9'neft· tat.on fn)tn any at large w-t, the prnident Pro Tempore shall fill ~ vauncie-5 wIth rM' conC'V,","u of • simple majority of It'le enUre leQislative brancll of tf\e P.S.G.A. Inc. SKt'-" S. A simpl .. majority of the total senate shaU constltule a qVOf"um to do busiM'$s kdlon a. The Senate of the P.S.G."'.' Inc. sn.1I11a .....the powfl' to determine the rulft of ih; proc;:Mdlt'9$, ce-nwre Ih; member'S tor" di$OrcMrlV condvd and. wilt'l the concvrrence of two thirds CIt the entire senate. eliPI'! a member. Ttoe sena~ shall keep a iovmal of its pt'ocHdi~, 6f'd publish tM same mono tt1ly at tile minimum, a copv af tne iournal shall be available tor rl'Yiew by the public in the P.S.GA, Inc. offiCes.. TI'II' SI'na" of ttle P.S.G.A, Inc. snail meet al an ftf~blished place and time 1'\0 less It'lan onu a WHtl. cNrlng me fall and spring wml'Sters, and no ,"'s than once a month during the wmmer H'$slon. Upon presentation of a pelition by a simple maiorltyof tt1e entll'e Senate a meeting "tlalt be called by the Vice Prnident or in ttle use of ltle Vice Prnident's absel'lCe 1M Prftident Pro Tl'n'lpore shall have ttle responsibili1v to call a mHfI~llt'lin ... hours. IedIon 7. 8m. miy e1t1'lef orlglnata In the $en8l'8 or be Mfll to the SanaNl Irom the a.ecutrY8 branch of the P.S.G.A.,lnc. Evoery bill. oroer, reaocMutlon or YOMl on which the conevr· renee 01 the Sene. Is nec:MMI'Y shall Nve p.-ed the s.nete by a t;lmp!e m-sorttY and ~ be pt'eMnNld 10 the President ot lhe PS.GA. Inc. before It ... effect. t1 the Pt. 1ide1'11 ($OM no4 approve. he/-"e shall ~ It beCk to the s.n.te tor r«:orl.ldenltlOn wl1h tIII/her reasonl lor re;ecbon. It .• ttar IUCh rec;onlldaral,on, •• impla maJorItY of the entire senate shall agr .. to pall the bMI. It hIIl bet;;OmtIt.w. But in aM .uch e..- the __ 01 5enal'8 shill be detennlnecl by a roll call vote, IrK! the names of persons ¥cling tor aIld .Mtthe bill sMll be entered Itt the IourMi of the SenaNl. It any bill shall not be retvrnecl by the P'rIoai6eftt 'Iri1tlln t«I .. hooI ~ ...... t1 "- be4ln pr.-nNld 10hlm/l*, ttte -.ne ahafI bec:ome laW. in the mMlner IS if f*/tM f\ad Iignecl it. All p~ 01 1M Sen." ot the P 5.0."'. Inc shall be Mnt to the .l.ecutiW b.-nth tor incorporation purpoeea. It the President wtoMI the Ieglalation ..... /.1Mi shall .-nd it back to 1M Senate. A two-ttIlrds YOta of the entWtt Senate 'hall be req~ to override the Vato. SKtIen" TM Senale shan ha"e ttl .. powe1' to make moUons, rnetlvilonS, Of'" take leQal actions whiCh shall be necessary and pn)pef' fOf'" carryl"9 into eJ.ecvtion the fon9Olng powers. lind "II othef" powers vl!'5led by Ih,S consiliution ,n tne PSG A , Inc 5ecttOft •. The ~te of the PSG A , Inc VI"U have the pawer to ame<'ld Ih'S con· st,lullon by iI 1\Il1'O trllrds vote OJ Ihe enhre seoere In the event 01 an amendment being p,lssed by It'le s..nale, said amendment shall be placed on Ihe b.lIllot ot Ihe nellt election. It Ihe studenls conhrm the amendment by a Simple majOrity vole, it $I'Ialt be added 10 the Conshtuhon If Ihe students vote against ,t, It'le amendmenl w.1l be deleled In lfIe event the Serl"le oaes nol conf,rm Ihe proposed ame-ndment saod amendment Will nol appe"r on Ihe b.lIllol Tneproponent ot an "mendment tnat '50 turned down mal'. " I)e or sIl .. so C!'lOOSes.lOllOW lfIe procedures sel UP ,n Ar hcle V, Section '2 v.'hen "mendmenlS "re up lor approval ltlev shall ap(lear on the October ~nd M<lrch ballots In caws of urgencv, " special retef"etldum mal' be held al any lime. section 10. The senale shall n"ve tne sole power of Impeacllmenl and lfIe power to try all ,mpeachments When silt'"9 tor that purpose Ihey shall be of oaln or affirmation. When Ille President of the PSG A, Inc. is tried Ille Ch,ef Jvstice of Ihe Judicial court $l'lal1 preSide. and no person shall be con vlcled wllhoul Ihe concvrrence of Iwo Ihllds of the enille Senate Judgemenl in clSes 01 ,mpeachment shall not exlend furlhef" than remov,,1 Irom olf,ce lind dl~uallhc"lion to hold and enjoy any Oflice or position ltIal the PSG A, Inc h"s juriSdiction over, ap· po,nlmffll to. or elK lion for Impeachment $I'IaU not begin until two thirds of Ihe entire Senate 01tM P S.G.A , Inc have vOled to hold an .mpeachment hearing Sect.on 11. R.oberts Rules ot Order shall gDvl!'r"ro the procet"d,ngs of all Parkside Student Government Association. Inc. meetings except when inconsistent with the Constitution of til .. PSG A , InC. AR.TICLE II Section I. All ellecutive powers, wltllin this article, shall be ve-5ted in ltle PreSident of ltle P,a~rksid.e Siudent Government Association. SK'I~ 1. The Presldeflt snail hOld office dvrll'fG ttle term of OM yHr toQt:th.er with the Vice.Presldent whO will be cnosen tor Itte $oIme term. They shell be eli9ible for r .. · el«tion and sllall not ~e more than '2 CClnHCutive termS. Before It'le Pres,deI'lt and th.. Vice· PresiOent elect enters on ltle it'llecutiQn of ': .. oflice of the PrHoi6ency or Vice·PrHoidMCY. M or $he sholl take tile following oath: "I dO solemnly swear tor affirm) Itt.,f will faitl'lfullv ... ecvt .. the office 01 Pre-5ident tor Viee.Presidentl 01 ttle Parks,de Stu.,,1 Government Associalion Inc. and will to ttl .. besl of my ability prHoerve. protect and delend the constllvlion and actions of the Parkside Student GO'Ief"nmeitt Association Inc." The Prftident of' It'le P.S.GA .• Inc. shall atso be able to draw compensation while in aftice, It'Ie amount of WhiCh shall be deter· mined by a majority vole af the entire Legislative brancll of the P.S.G.A., Inc. This compensation can be svspende<l by ttle senate while the President is on trial for purpows of 'mpeachment. If, however, aner im· pNchment ptOCeedin9S the President is tovnd to be innocent. all benefits will be paid to h,m/hef" retrooctlv. from the date of 5l,I$peOsion. Increases in compensation will not be awarded to a PrMident wttile in oHice unlfts tMo/she is re.elected to another term of office or 10 hls/Mr immed,ate successor, "I wttieh time such bene1ils \III'Ouldbegin 10 be •mplemented. All increases must be approved bv a ma!orlty CIt the entire Senate. Upon re-5ign.ltion or removal Irom office or inabiHtv to diKllarge power and dvtiM ot ttle Presidency. the Vice· President shall assume tf\e office of President of the P.S.G.A .• InC. and shall meet Ihe constitution,,1 requirements of the PresideflCY of tn .. P S.G.A, Inc. . SI'ct~ 1. Tile PresidE'f'lI shall have tne power by "nd with the advice "nd consent of the majorily 01 the P.lO.G.A., If\(. Senate to nominate and appoint th .. trea~urer, corresponding secretary and all other ottlcef"$ of the ellecutive branch oIIhe P.S.G.A.., Inc. and all sIVde\'lt !ud9fl, with Ihe consent of two· It'Iirds 01' th .. entire ~te. The President VIall have the power to llne- Item veto specific portions of Senate bills. He/she mal' Ilne·item veto the P.S.G.A., Inc. budget, but shan not IIne·ltl'n'l VflO the 5egregated Fe. Budget. The President may not veto lI'gislatlon or anI' portion of It. PMHd bV the Sl'nate which deals with the senate Proc;:edural Rul",. Regulations or Senate aPPOintment's. T~ President sholl nave ttle power to requore written r'fports from all standing or ~lal eommlttHS ancl individuals to whom resportsibillties 1Ia ..... bHn delegated wllhin the P.S.G.A., Inc. "net shall be reqvired to fumi$l'l written rl1lOtts on his/her ellecutlve aclivil'M 10 the teg,slative briH"Kh of the PSG A. Inc by a maio"Iy vole 01 tne seoete Any requiledwrillen reporls shan be r('QuMled ,n writing and shall be received WIthin one week of Ihe presentation ot sucll reQuesl 10 tt\·· PS G A , Inc. member being rl'QUlled 10 lurnish the report. The President shan have the power, by and w,Ih lhe ad"ice and consenl 01 the Legisl"tive branch of the PSG A , Inc. 10 sign contracts, provided that a maiorllV 01 Ihe entire senate concurs The Presidenl s",,11 draW VP ttle p.S.G.A .• Inc budget and send it to Ih .. Leqislalive branch of tile PSG A , Inc. for approval. The Presidenl $I'Ial1 lake c"re Ihal the consl,lution 01 Ihe P.S G A" Inc. aM itS by· l"wS be faltflful1y elleculed The President. \lice President and "II of· tiCef"S of the PSG A, Inc. shall be removed from office tor derellctlOO 01 duty or failure to lake care Ih"llhe constitullon ollhe p.S.G.A., Inc and lIS by I"""" be f"ilhlullv elleculed. Section 4. The President 01 the p.S.G.A., Inc shall nominale studenl appointees to "II lac:ulty cOCIlhed committees with" simple majority of Ihe enlire Senale nee<led for "POrov,,1 "nd shall publ,sh such vauncies in Ihe sludent nll'W~p"per Section ~. The treasurer of Ihe P.S.G A., Inc sh,,11 keep recordS and reciplS on all ellperll;l<!uresotan P S G.A., Inc. monies and sh"l1 m"ke such records public. ARTICLE III Section 1. All judlC,,,1 powers 01 the PSG A, Inc. sh,,11 be vesled in judiciarv court, and in lower courls 1h"t the Senate of the PSG A. InC, may estobllsh. The jvdges, of all courls. shall maintain good behavior and char"cter during their lerms of office. Section 2. The judiciI I court shall consist of lour jvdgM and one Ch,ef Justice. Student members 01 the jvdicial branch of the P.S.G A, Inc. SNn be University of Wisconsin. Parksid .. sludents, and must be confirmed bv the Chancellor of the University ot Wisconsin Parkside aner a two·thlrds "pproval bV Ihe enlire Senale of the P.S.G.A., Inc. ApPOIntments to the jUdicial brandt of Itte P.SG.A~ Inc., shall be for three VUlrs. Sedtotl 1. In the case of deciding tile con- !tlilutionalilvof' ttle "ctions ot ttle P.S.G.A .• Inc. the decisions shall be binding on ell partin involv,ed, "nd shan be lorwarded to Ihe dl'signated d~c,plin"ry he<ld of the ad· mlnistrative br"nch 01 the University of Wisconsin. PorkSide on 10 ttle appropriate authorities for impl ..mentation. ARTICLE IV s.ctlon 1. The P.S,G .•. , Inc .• subiKI to the responsibilities and powers of the Board of R.eqents, It'Ie President of the Universltv of Wisconsin syslem, the Chancellor of It'le Unive!'"sitv of WiKonsin . P"rkside, and ttle lacvlty of the University of Wisconsin Park$lde VIall be active participanh; in th .. immedi"le governance 01 and policy development t.,.. such inslilvtions. As svch, ~ .. P.S.G.A. shall have primary re-5pon· slbllltv lor the formvlation and review of policies concerning S1udent Ille, servicn, and interests. As svcl't, the P.S.G.A., Inc. Shan be ttle sole representative student group of the sludents of the Univl!'r"sitV of Wisconsin . Parkside allowed to particip"te in in· slitutional govemance. SUB-AR.TlCLE I Section 1_ The P.S.G.A., Inc., in con· sultalion. with the Chancellor of the Univer. sitvol Wisconsin· Parkside and subject to the final confirmation of ttle Board Of Regents shan have the responsibilitv for th .. di~posltion of ft'Iose stvdent I ..n which con· st,lute svbstantlal support for campus studenl activitie-5. Sedion 2. An A"iiocatiOrl Commitlee shan be ntabUshed as a subc:omminH of the P.S;G.A .• Inc. Senale. The committee Shell rl!Vtew requ45ts for prognm support "nd budget alloc"tions of the "Uocable portion of ltll:' segreg"ted Univers!ty fH. All action of $o/Iid committee shall be subject to t"e 'final a~roval of the P.S.G.A .• Inc. in conjunction Wlttl It'll' Chancellor of ltl .. University of Wisconsin. Parkside. A. ~EM.ER.SHIP. The Allocations Comm.ttee shall consist of a vollng membl'rs 6 of Whom shall be P.S.G.A., Inc. senators' The remaining 2 shan be chosen by th~ stud~t body of the University of Wisconsin _ Parkslde: one elected in the spring. one e1ecte<l In tile fall. Threl' P.S.G.A .• Inc Senators shall be chosen in the spring and ltlree. shall. be chosen in the fall by blind drawI"9 of ~nterested P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators The dnwlng Shall be conducted by the Judicial Br.anctt of ttle P.S.G.A .• Inc. Th .. t~m of office shall be one year. The com. mitt .... shall elect Its own chairperson alter each spring election. In addition the A~sistant Chancellor for Educationai Ser. v.ces. Assistant Chancellor for Ad. . I 'at'on "nd Fiscal Atfai,rS, and the ~~~~~o~nlro;lle'r> enav 511 w,th ~~e ~;m~ atee as non voting members. OU . :cancv occur on the Allocations comr,:"ttee the following procedures ShT"I~bepor~se:t the \ Tile PreSIdent Pro e . . P S G.A., Inc. Sen"te, In co"-SUll~."on With the Chancellor or designee, w,ll 1111a".'y un~ cupied senatorial seat with the conflrm"tlon ot Ihe p.S.G.A" Inc. Senate. . 2 The President of the p,S.GA,. I,,:c., .n con"sult"lion with.the Chancellor or deSignee, shall appoint td any at.large seat on the . Allocations commitlee. Tne p.S,G.A .• Inhc. Sena Ie does nof need to approve t e President·S appointment. 8 PROCEDURES. Upon the call of Ihe Cha~ce1l0r and the presidenl of ltle p.S.G,A .• tnc. the CommiltH sh,,11 a".'nuallv prep"re recommendationS on the d.SbUrwl of the Segregaled UniverSlfy Fee. Should !he p.S.G.A" Inc. concur in Ihe recommend"tlon, Ihe President of p.S.G.A., Inc, sn,,11 SO advise the Chancellor and Chairperson 01 the AllocationS commillee. Should the Chan· cellor concur in the p,S.G.A .• Inc. ~ec,!m. mend"tion, he/she shall arrange for ,ts 1m· plemenl"lion. Should the Chancello.r .not concur, Ihe provisions under negot.atlons snail be used, Tne Senate may not amend. the Allocalions Commillee recommendatIon. R.eieclion cf the Committees' reco~· mendalion takes a '213 vote 01 the entire Sen"te In Ihe case of reiect.ion bV the Senate, Ihe reaSOns for rejection shall be "greed to and lorwarde<! to the Chairperson of Ihe Aliocalions Committee. The AlI.oC"tions Committee shall reconsider its recom· mendalion "nd again lorward it to the Senate. C. NEGOTIATIONS. The President of the p.S.G.A., Inc.. the Chairperson of S.U.F.A.C. and the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate or their designees (who must be members of the p.S.G,A .• Inc.) shalL be representatives of the p.S.G.A .• Inc. in eny consultalion with the Chancellor or hiS/her designee in dealing with the p.S.G.A., InC. Allocations Committee. If the President Pro Tempore of' ttle p.S.G.A., Inc. Senate is a membef" of S,U.F.A.C. t.hen ltle Seriator with the-mosl seniority of the P.S.G.A .• Inc. senate will assume the duti~s of the ·Pro Tempore In negotiations with the Chancellor. . If the P.S.G..-A.• "''le. "nd the. Chancellor ClU)nQt reconcile their differences in ttle allocation of fh" ,alloceble portion' of ~ segregated Univfl'$,ty Fe@S.Nth will submif a ~t of recommendations to ttle 80ard Of Regents lor final disposition. D. DUTIES. The Allocations Committee Shall Mve primary resPOflslbility in settinljl the allocable portion of ttle ,-ulliliary budljlet and to insure prop:e.r mon ..tary expenditure-5 in total and wllhln bUdQetarv categories. The AlIoc"tions Committee shell meet year round to review the allocable portion· of - the segregated Fees 8udget aCCOrding to the procedures set up in the Senate R.ule-5. SU8 ARTICLE II Section 1. A standing Senate Committee. the StUdent Organization Council, Shall be establiShed consisting of It'Ie Presidents (or their designees) of all stUdent organizetlons who Choose to participale. Section 2. No student shall be denied membersllip to. arty on-campus organizatIon for .reespns. 0: race, color, religious creed, nat.'o:nal ongtn. sex, past criminal record. political beliet. political action. or sexual prefer ence. Section 1. Students shall be free to assemble, to demonstrate, to communicate and to protest individually or through ~ student organ!Z~tion so long "s no lederal, state, or mun.clpal law is violated Section 4. Students shall be fr~e to use Cllmp~s lacilities for meetings of stUdent org~nlzatlons, subject-to uniform regulations to time and manner. governing the facility . S~ction S. Students shall have ttle right to tnVlte and hear speakl!'r"s of their choice and approval·sh"u not be witheid bv the PSG A Inc. or univ.ersity authOrities for pur.' ~~ ~ censorShip. Sedlon a. Affiliation with ~~g;nizatlon S!'all. not in itse~; d~~:~~f~a~ mU it org~nIZa"on from student govern· ;;,;ecognttlon or inStitutional recognition c io~ 1. The stUdent press shall be free ot a:sfrss~~::s~:t~~c~r::~~o;~ef~p C~~~; ow;e:ltOrtal pollcl@S and neWSCoverflge I COrdee:~~I~' The .student press Shan be ~c. States con~:tr~~htS as state.et in the United 5edlon •• Studer;ts . distribute or sell in,:~an tave the rlg!'t to nature thaI does not co:i~c:,on . of a ptlnted of Wisconsin _ Parksid. "',n.W n'gIthcoUnntrivaecrtssi.ty Sed ARTICLE V I Ion 1. Fall elections for ttt PSG nco shall be held the tni d ,e ... A". At that time one h r week of October. from the legi~latlvea~f of tht! representatives ranch as well as one at . SENATORIAL ELECTIONS :\'larch 6th & 7th .. large S.U.F .A.C. seat $hllll be ..Iectecl. Spring elections for 'he P.S.G.A .• Inc. shall be hid during the eighth we6. of the ~ semester. At thaI time the President s:.nng presidenl, remaining legiSlativesea15', or:;'ai . large S.U.F.A.C. seat and five U . operating Board seats shall be elKted nlO!l S~ction 2. The students. upon request:n a pet,tlon With 10 percent 01 the Signalures g I the entire student body, shall have the righl ~ requeSI a constitutional referendum to amen: thiS constItution, or to request an adv'$O referendum. Thl:' petition shall be pr~t~ to both the p~esldent and the Vlce·PtfSid,nt and the Pr_eSldef'lt Pro Tempore of P.S.G.A. Inc. ' Section -3. , I For recall against a Se~a'lH' or oltic., 01 P.S.G ..A., Inc .• aflY Unlversltv of Wisconsin. Parkslde sludent mal' start the petition and anI' University of WisconSin ParkS'd student may sign it. F,lteen percent 1ft :h: Parkslde sludent body must sign the petition 21 The recall petition most have i statement'ol the reason(s) for removal from office. ThiS must deal With actions COmmitlfd in the present term of office. ]) The sludenf(s) Shall preseht the petltion to the S.e~ate .. Upon receiving v.,ilicatiOn 01 the, petition, the Sen"te must immecliatelv nOl,fy the SChool paper lhat a recal! is in progre~ and a special election will take pl"ce. There must be an eleclion within 15 school days aner notification of thl valid petItion is received bV Ille Senate. 4) Upon receiving the rec"n petition Ill' Senate must immediatelv turn II ov., to !hi election committee. The election committee shall heve livedavs to verifythenamesOfl IIIe petition. In tile event that there is no election committee. the Sen"te must aPf)Oint on, within five days. If illegal names are found on the petition, and the number of legal names drop to leu ltlan 1S,*" the elKtfon committee must notify the student(s) WhO presented ttle petition. Upon notificalion, the stvdents hlv, fiv, school .d"YS 10 get the reqvir ..d nvrnber of names. If they lall to dO 50, tl'lelr rlU" petition shall be declared null. At It1I' I'eQllHt of·,,!'e stvdenHs-1 who presented ttl.. petlliOn, the elecfion comminee mVII ShOw ItIat Iht names ar.e illegal. - 'No leg!!1 name can be removed trom Ill' petitiOn after tiling. Onc; .. 1M ,.,.tlOft 11 presente<l to the Senate. it-<annot be wltll •. draWn. A penon can be recalled oniy 0I'ICt l*' offense durinv his/her term in oHice. TtIt person WhO IS cited In the rlCllll petltlOll SlllII have his/Mr name ptacad on ttIt btllOl automafically unll'Ss h../she reSigns. $tudln!l -who wish to.run for tM position $halllo!low normal-eIKtion procedure. - S) If a senetor M Offic ..r resl .. and i& ~ reappointed to a position within It1I' !Wrm" office he/sh .. last held. it Stlall be cOMidlll'td onlv e continuation of his term. ARTICLE VI section I. An applicant shall not be denied adm iSSion to tne University Of WilCOMin . Park$ide for r ..aSOM of race, COIOl'. naliQlltl origin, religious creed. sell. previouS crimintl record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual pref ..r ..nce. S..etion 2. Financlal"id shall not be dtftlH for reasOnS of race, color. natioNl origin, religious cr .. ed, sel., previouS crimin,l record. political b..llefs, political acllon, or sell.ual preference. Section 1. Students are free to t,ke p. ception to the data presented 01' vlew501lf1'td in any course of study and may adVOC,1e alternative opinionS to those presented within Ihe classroom . Seetion 4. All Student DisclpUn,ry mtll," will be processed through Itte UniversltVof Wisconsin Parkside Student Disciplin,ry Procedures Chapter UWS 11. _. s.ctfon S:Stlld8iit5 sheil be evalualtdonlY on Iheir knowledge of the subj'CI and academic perlormance and in turn ,re resP'"'" sible to maintain standards of acac\en'lic ptrfOt. manee established for each eoutlf lItIJ'f I\IVI enrolled In. S.etion e. Qlsclosure of 8tucten18poliIiCII Of perSO!1flt belie!. in connection with coursework 'shall not be made publiC withoutll'APresspet. mission 01 lhe student Section 7. Student recordl on acadt!"ic performance and disciplin8e!"f aetiO"sIII'U btl separate. l"nt aIlIl Sedion •• Information from counl' I 'I,bfr disciplinary files shall not be mtdtav::e p. to persons on or off ca"'f)US wltITOUt cepl pr@ss consent of the student in'i01ved,P; under legal compulsion. . kfPt Section •. All records and InfOf'mat;oivndfIII on liIe shall be readily IIICceslbletolhtl to whom thev pertain. '",10 section 10. Students snail have the~~ec~' be preHn' at all committee m""nos ' affecting tt1e students. ol,M Section 11. Th .. constitutional rl:i':.s con' stUdent, as stated in the united , ,I"" stitution, shall not be denied anyetlf,· University of WiscOnsin' p,rkSl<lf. , ,., " . ...... ;a Child Care Center -Examination of diet by Katby Hart In the past few years, food, nutrition, dieting, poisonous additives and environmental. contanunation have been hot tOPiCS of conversation. Many people bave cbanged their diets for fear of beart dis,:",e, cancer,diabetes, or to lose weight. Anexamination of one's diet and thediet of one's children is a necessity. Diet changes should come out ofa committment to healtb, not for rearof disease; we are all different biochemically and have different nutritional needs. Duringchildhood, certain characteristics of physical appearances and behavior bave heen suggested as indicative of adequate or less than adequate nutrition. Characteristics indicative of less than adequate or poor nutrition include the following: dark circles under the eyes, chronic fatigue, IacI< of endurance, physically weak, dty brittle hair, poor appetite, poor posture, dry skin, pale, irritable, passive, unresponsive, stunted growth,thin and small for age and short attention span. Poorly nourished children may be disadvantaged in educational and learning situations because these characteristics may lead to negative respnses by peers and teachers. Studies show that malnourished children tend to have psychological disturbances such as irritability, apathy and loss of curiosity. Although malnutrition is only one of the many complex factors affecting learning, a sizable number of those who do poorly in school may improve if their diets were improved. The parent who sets out to change his or her family eating habits is likely to meet loud and vigorous oppostiion. A lot of Parents are afraid to take a stand on sound family nutrition. Many are afraid that their children won't love them if they do not provide sweet foods, Providing children with the best foods and teaching them the ways of healthy eating habits are indeed sincere expressions of love. A general eating pattern everyone should follow as part of a life time program of good nurtition is Regents aprove funds for campus students in support of a study designed to assess the needs of sucb students in Wisconsin public and parocbia1 schools. '. .' Parkside education professor Beecham Robinson, wbois th~sen- ior researcher for state-wide study. said themost recent funds are supplementary to $10,000 a~ ~- lier by the Uhrig Foundation 10 Milwaukee. Robinson said the study, begun last fall will be completed late this year. T~ date, 400 public school districts and 200 parocbia1 scbools 10 Wisconsin have been surveyed. The Regents also accepted $1,600 from the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources for an internship project this summer by ~de MBA student Daniel J. Frederick at the 4,500-acre Bong State Recreation Area in western Kenosha County. Frederick: of Paris Township in Kenosha County, will be1p develop an long-range marketing ~tra~ for the Bong recreation SIte . will be supervlsed by Partside busiess professor James RoveIstad, di- ~tor of the university's Center for Survey and Marketing Research and by Bong ~t Bruce Chevis. As a starting polnt for the ject Frederick will use data 01>- r:;;.... tmongb a survey cond~ this spring by one of RoveIstad s marketing research classeS, The Regents also aCcepted $1,500 from S. C. JohnsOn & Son,. Inc. to su rt Parkside's Biom~ neseaprpcob Institute • an inter-di.sciptilsi-ts nary group of Parkside SClen researcJ>iDg a broad range of su... . Is of biomedical in~t 1Oclud- i:sickle cell anemla,. CySb~ fibrosis, cancer and genetic eDgI neering. More than $104,000 in support, of facuItyand student researcb and Instructton at Parkside was accepted by !be UW System Board. of Regents. The Regents accepte<L$83,OOO from !be U.S. Navy's Electronic SystemSCoriunand Office of Naval Researcb for a continuing study by a team of Parkside scientists Into the potential effects of extremely low frequency (ELF) electromagnetic fields on living organisms. . . The researcb, whicb is .being subeontracted through the Dlil)ois institute of Technology, currently involves' exposing the slime mold "pbysarum polycepbalen" to electromagnetic fields at the Navy's ELF antenna site at Clam Lake, WIS. The antenna is designed to facilitate communcation with submerged submarines. The Regents also accepbed $10,- 000 from the National Endowment for the Humanities for an upcoming conference at Parkside titled "A Sense of the Past: Historical Dimensions of Humanism in Renabsanee Britain." The conference, whicb is being organized by Parkside Englisb professor Andrew McLean, a DOted scboIar of ear\y English literature, will feature internationally recogni2ed scbolars from around the world. It will be free and open to public aud will be held on Saturday, Oct. 6. In conjunction with the Parkside conference, a private conference on the topic of bumanism In Renaissance Britain will be beld at the Johnson Foundation's WlDgspread center in Racine, also In earty October. Also accepted by the Regent was '1,500 from the Wisconsin Department of Public Instruction and $50 from the WISCOnsin Association of Educators for Gifted and Talented •IS essential to recommended by Dr. Lendon Smith, author of "Feed Your Children Rigbt." First and foremost, avoid antinutrients, states Smith. According to Smith, an antinutrient is a substance, that "when consumed in and of itself increases the body's need. for more nutrients." Examples of antinutrients are: refined sugar, excessive carbohydrates and artificial additives. Many times the mere elimination of consumption of antinulrients will be all the help the body needs to regulate itself. If a food product has been packaged or processed, stabilized, emulsified, colored or preserved, it is obviously out of nature's hands. Read labels! Antinutrients require B complex vitamins in order to become digested. If vitamin B is not present, the body will use B vitamins destined for use in other organs and may cause a deprived organ to fall ill. Antinutrients tend to cause a rapid rise in blood sugar. the "sugar high." Swiftly a pancreas can cause a sensitive person to become overly tired, depressed 'I. • Thursday, Eeb.. 28, 1985 health I ~g&: pItoce bj Aatr ..-... Nutrition is important to a child's development. and or antisocial. In general, "junk food," when eaten without accompanying vitamins and minerals as found in natural foods, will deplete the nulrients and strength in the body. In this fast paced society it is easy to ignore nutritional needs, skip breakfast, eat a candy bar, ignore labels. The cost is only our hcalth and !be health of our cbiIdren. - ..~. ~-_ ..~..-":; - - - - - - tI,!,,! ~'!' ~ ~ !I'!'II _ ."."..-- Queen Elizabeth 2 setting sail edged as one of the greatest ships in the world. It fealures four restaurants, a casino, six lounges, two nigbtclubs and two ballroo~. The ship also boasts four swimmmg pools, paddle teMis course, a jogging track, a golf-driving range, skeet shooting, a 53lHeat cinema, a computer learning center and the famed "Golden Door" health spa featuring a Jacuzzi, whirlpool baths, sauna and gym. A free public informational ses· sion explaining an upcoming weekend party-cruise aboard the fa.mOO Queen Elizabeth II luxury liner ~ sponsored by Parkside's Alumni Association, will be held at 6 p.m. on Tuesday, March 5 in the Urnon Dining Room. Tlie cost of the cruise, to be from Saturday, June I to Monday, June 3 is $588 including air fare from Chicago to New York City ($628 from Milwaukee), where the crwse will depart on Saturday afternoon. The price also includes all grou.nd transportation, taxes, meats, tips and entertainment on board the ship. Since the l1igbts will be teaving for New York on Saturday morning, no overnight lodging 10 the city will be required. The ship will return to New York early Monday morning and parnci- Ranger needs writers pants will be home Monday afternoon. The cruise is open to the general public. For more information, call 553· 2414. There will also be a pre-cruise Broadway Theater package from May 28-S1 for an additional $403 (Chicago departures are ~). The package includes two Broadway shows from a choice of "Dreamgirls," "La Cage Aux Folies," "Cats" "A Chorus Line," and "Brighton Beach Memories," four nights' lodging at the first class Novotel Hotel at 52nd and Broadway, all taxes, baggage-bandling and transfers, a welcoming dinner at !be famous Mama Leone's Restaurant and a ha1f-<lay sightseeing tour. The has been acknowl- UNITARIAN UNIVERSAUSTS 'b-aMlwnmay-s1o ~ qu."an , "Clllck". dawn .... g1aus doc:lIh .... Have you ell9f felt disenchanted wtth orthodox religion because it hands you a predigested faith? n so, the Unnartan UnivelSOlist Church may be for you. For hundreds of yeors. this vital denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. ISN'T tHIS 1HE CHURCH YOU HAVE HOPED TO FIND? Kenosha _ Un'-sollsl CIlurc:b woman'. Club ,. 602a '" . ....,.Tony~ ....... 9:30 a.m. s.vicM • ~ School 8 Thursday, Feb. 28. 198;' . ,RANGER Q A week at the Park Is there sense in inheritance laws? EVENTS Thursday, Feb. 28 ~~~Club Events~~~- terested in parlicipting should ron tact Dr. P.A. Nielsen at ext. 2503 0; Gqst 116 or Gqst 328. Dr. Williams earned his Ph.D. at the University of California·Santa Barbara. His dissertation summa. nzed the tectonics of Southeast Asia based on paleo-magnetic data He is currently working on th~ . paleo-magnetism of varved glacial depoSIts of southwestern Wiscon. PANEL DISCUSSION: "Career sin.' . Day," by area professionals, at 12 noon in Union UK-1oo. The event is free and open to the public, MOVIE: "Where the Boys Are" (R) will be shown at 3;30 p.m. in !be Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. WORKSHOP: "interviewing Techniques," starts at $:30 p.m. in WLLC 0174. All are welcome. PLAY: "The Dining Room" starts at 8 p.m. In studio B. Tickets are available at the Fine Arts Division Office and at !be Union Inlormation Center. Friday, March 1 PLAY: "The Dining Room" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in Studio B. Sunday, March 3 ROAD RACE: 2 mile at 1;30 p.m. and 4 mile at 2:15 p.m. on Inner Loop Road. Call ext. 2308 for more information. MOVIE: "Where the Boys Are" will be repeated at 7;30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday. March 4 ROUND TABLE: "00 Inheritance Laws Make Sense?" by Prof. Tapen Sinha at 12;15 p.m. in Union 106. The program is free and open to the public. Tuesday, March 5 WORKSHOP: "Growing With Puppets," by Joan McCarthy at 7 p.m. In Union 104-106. Call ext. 2227 for more infonnation. Sponsored by !be Parkside Child Care Center. ACCENT ON ENRICHMENT: presents "The Chinese Magic Revue of Taiwan," at 7 p.m. in the Physical Education building. Tickets are available at the Union information Center. Wednesday, March 6 SUPPORT GROUP: For the divorced and separated at 1 p.m. in Molinaro Dl28. All are welcome. Sponsored by Parkside Health Offi· ceo Activities help reduce alcohol consumption To reduce alcohol abuse on campus, researchers at UW-Madison suggest that colleges may do well to sponsor more participatory events on campus. Researchers Frank Farley and Sharon McNeely found what they call Type T personalities; people with an inner thrill-seeking need that correlates highly with alcohol abuse, especially drinking and driving. Farley points out that in recent years studies have taught that certain personality types and lifestyles often have life-threatening consequences, such as stress, heart failure and cancer. The same research has been done for the leading killer of young adults - drunk driving. "You probably can't change the core personality," Farley says. "U you think of it (thrill seeking) as a lifestyle, then you can work toward changing it. We (as a society) have had a lot of experience lately in FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosba DOWNTOWNMAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24.HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER FDIC how to change our lifestyles." The current approach to the problem of alcohol abuse is legalistic. The trouble is that for Type T penple higher drinking ages. higher driving ages and harsher penalties may have the reverse of the intended affect. The danger of breaking these laws, and even the novelty of going to jail, may be just the thrill these penple are looking for. "I'm working toward a reorientation of our attention," says Farley. "We need to identify these people. Who are they? What are their characteristics? And how can we help them?" Progress has already been made. Farley has found that the thrill of sports, especially body-contact sports, is a very satisfying outlet for Type T personalities. They are also very social penple and Farley suspects that preventative counseling - showing them that their alcohol abuse may kill their friends, family and loved ones - may have a very positive affect. Type T people, the survey finds, have twice as many automobile accidents as other personality types. "A theme that seemed to emerge from the study was that drinking was a scheduled event, a part of the cultural and campus clock in which 'going drinking' was a regular activity in itself and part of the tempo of student life," Farley said. Breaking the routines and changing the lifestyles won't be easy, be admits. especially since it appears to hinge on increased school involvement. Type T personalities need to be identified and counseled. Parents need to be alerted, and most important, stimulating alternatives to alcohoIiIlduced arousal need to be provided. IVCF Sexual Freedom sound interesting? This will be the topic for the next Inter-varsity Christian Fellowship meeting, Wednesday, March.6 in Moin 107, at 1 p.rn. Everyone IS invited to join us for this enlightening and relaxing discussion. Do you have sexual freedom? Dart Team The Parkslde Dart Team is proud to announce its third match victory this year. The Dart Team now has a record of three wins and one loss. We invite all interested people to the Recreation Center Friday at 1 p.m. for free Dart Lessons. The UPWDT would also like to encourage members and non-members alike to volunteer for the Very Special Arts Festival. The Very Special Arts Festival is in its ~xth year of existence. It is held for the children of Racine and Kenosha. They come to Parkside to participate in an Arts and Crafts workshop. They need your help. If you are going to be in town on March 12, sign-up to help these children. Sign-up sheets are available in the Student Life Office, Union 209, the Union Bazaar Infonnation Center, or from Dart Team members. The UWPDT will be holding a social gathering alter the Arts Festival is over. Just when you thought the halls were safe, here comes Trike Race Four. The United States Tricycle Racing Federation will be ronducting TR4 in the Concour~e on April at I m The USTRF, 10 cooperaton Jih 'UWPDT, will supply the tricycles. All you have to supply IS three riders and the entry. fee. There will be a $100 first pnze If we get 20 teams to enter. start rour training now! TR4: it's a elassic. Peer Support Organization Peer support Organization' is sponsoring a wor~hop on March ~ from 1·7 p.m, in WLLC 0174, entitled "Career tjoals: Personal Expectations and Sacrifices." Joann A. Goodyear, Director of Career Planning and placement, and Bev Burnell, Career Counselor from the Career Planning and placement Office, will be speaking. All interested students are invited to attend. Geology Club Dr. Ian Williams, Assistant professor of Geology, Department .of Geology, UW-River Falls WIll present a coUoquium on Fnday, March I, at 1 p.m in Gqst 113 entitled 'THE TECTONICS O'F SOUTHEAST ASIA'. Dr. Williams is an authority on geomagnetism and paleo-magnetism. Paleo-magnetic techniques are used to re-construct the tectonic history of SE Asia. Dr. Williams will also.present a short course on magnetic reversals, their interpretation, and their importance in reconstruction of plate positions in the geologic past. The short course will be held on Friday evening, March 1, and all day Saturday, March 2. Anyone in- Computer Club On Friday, March I, the Parkslde Computer Club will be holding a meeting at 1 p.m. in Union 104 Tupies to be discussed will includ~the upcoming Computer Fair and a special presentation" "Resume Preparation for the Computer Related Fields," by Jo-Ann Goodyear, DIrector of Career Planning and Placement. New members are wei. come to attend. Accounting Club The next Accounting Club memo bership meeting will be held at I p.m. on Monday, March 4 in Union 104. The main event will be the Iak· ing of nominations for the 85-86 officers. The elections will be heldin April. The Accounting Club will also sponsor an auditing workshop on Tuesday, March 5, at 7 p.m. in Union 104. The speaker will be Parksid graduate Patrick Thomey of the Milwaukee ollice of Ernst- Whinney. Members and non-members are invited to attend. Kenosha Clearing House scholarships available to students 1985 is the eighth year the Clearing House has provided to the community service of giving equal opportunity and awareness to all students looking for scholarships or financial assistance, providing a master application and to streamline the many request school counselors receive yearly in looking for recipients for groups offering aid. The following groups in Kenosha County are members of the Clearing House and have made funds available for residents of Kenosha County who are presently enrolled or who are intending to enroll in college or technical school. Deadline for applications is March 20 and applications can be sent to Linda Mazzei, 2304 7lst Street, Kenosha WI 53140, phone number 652- 8989. Alpha Delta Kappa·Zeta Chapter a national teachers sorority, will award one or more $100 stipends. Recipients are from the area of education and in need of financial assistance. American Association of Universily WomeD (AAUW), A national professional women's network dealing with education, politics arts community and business: wili award grants in units of $100 to $300, totaling $500 to $800, based on ft~anclal need and a 2.5 grade POIOt. Beta Sigma Phi-Xi Rho Chapter, !'" IOternational organization -serv- Ice, cultural, social, will award a $75 stipend, preferably for purchase of. books. Recipients need a grade , .pomt average. Qf ~.5ami be in the.', need of financial assistance. Delta Kappa Gamma-Beta Chapter, An honorary educational society, will award a $100 scholarship, preferably to a person returning to school alter pursuing a different career, in the field of education. Kenosha County' Extension Homemakers Council, consists of many individual clubs which offer continuing education and growth opportunities on an ongoing basis through the University of Wisconsin Cooperative Education Service, will award the following gifts based on an overall aptitude and dedication: two $600 gifts to a high school senior or college student in the area of home economics or related area (dietetics, food serviee, food research, textile chemistry, interior design, early childhood); a $250 gift to a Kenosha County Extension Homemaker who is continuing her educat.ion in any degree program; a $150 gIft to a student In home economics- related associate degree program at a vocational-technical school. Westosha Buxlness and Professional Women, a national business and professional working women's organization, will award a $300 scholarship to a woman (preferably a Wilmot High School senior), based on financial need, credentials and sincere desire. Wisconsin Alumni AssociatioD· The Club of Kenosha, promotes and supports the Madison campus of the University in the localcommunity; awards 10 first semester tuition scholarships (9 to UW·Madi· son, 1 to Parkside), based on college entrance exams, grades, service to school, community extracurricu, lar activities and achievements.If chosen, you will be asked to submit transcript and letter of recommen· dation. Awards are for high school seniors or previous recipients.· . All applications are kept on fde for one year. Confidentiality IS asked. A new application must be submilled each year to participatem the Clearing House. AAUW presently coordinatesthe Kenosha County Clearing Housefor Scholarships. 'Quit smoking' workshop You ca~ stop your health from going up 10 smoke by' joining St Luke's Hospital's Fresh Start-Qui Smoking clinic that will be held ~t ~ec UnterlonGrove Community Healen. The -facilitator of the clinic R N Lucy Kohli, says the supp<lrt' . • ,Will,gIVe.yeiu·a fresh sfait' to a~':r. thier life style. . 8; The clinic meets from 6.30:11 30 p.m. on March 5, 6, 7,..~ fri- Call 636-2811 Monday thrD ... flt day from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.~ni<ll ister. The fee is $10. The terd Grove Communi\)' Health Cell 1 in located at 1120 Main·,S,t~ , Union Grove. --JIAl'IGER , . ~'DiningRoom"- by Jim Netbaur Feature Editor The best adjectives in the English language are used so often for suchsmall things that when a writer wants to embrace something he linds truly wonderful it's difficult to do'so with mere words. I will do mybest in telling just how impressiveparkside's performance of A.L. Gurney's "The Dining Room" was by stating right away that it showed remarkable talent on all levels. The play itself is a series of vi-. gnettes all of which take place in a dining room. No real -deep statements are made other than the fact lbat a lot of things happen in dining rooms, but 'these Vignettes do culminate by the play's end. The job of the director, apparently. is to block the. play just right in order to bring life to the room. The beautiful white set (which contrasted beautifully with the studio's black walls) was not only brought to life, it took on a differ- .ent character with each. of the various vignettes. This presented us with several different pieces of several different lives in several different dining rooms, but although the set never changed, the vignettes were directed so well it seemed to take a whole different shape with each sequence. Jonathan Smoots did a truly remarkable job of diree- 9 Thursday, Feb. 28, 1985 a magnificent production ting. Next we have the performances of six talented people who displayed remarkable conviction in a variety of different roles that were so varied it constituted perhaps as great an acting challenge as ever in the theater. To leave the stage as a six year old and return as a sixty year old from another walk of life in another dining room certainly demands tremendous concentration and these players managed to pull it off without the slightest problem. While the actors and actresses did wel1 in al1 of their characterizations, the ones that come to mind immediately include Rebecca Ju- Director Jonathan Smoots: a welcome .guest on campus by Bill Serpe "Directing is quite stimulating, just as stimulating as acting," said Jonathan Smoots, who is directing "The Dining Room." '-'When you get into those final rehearsals, the adrenalin gets going for me as a director in exacUy the same way it does when I'm acting. The excitement is exactly the same." Smoots has been at Parkside for the. past six weeks guest-directing the current Dramatic Arts DiscipUneproduction. While he has been here he has also been teaching a class in "Voice for the Working Actor." When he was a graduate student at Northwestern University he worked under Dr. Leon VanDyke, now head of Parkside's Dramatic Arts Discipline. Smoots is a member of the resident troupe of the American Players Theatre in Spring Green, Wisconsin, where he has been since 1980. VanDyke brought Smoots here to direct "The Dining Room" in his current effort to bring working professionals into the Parkside theater to give a greater dimension to the students' education toward work in the professional theater. "The degree of professionalis~ is very high at Parkside," s~ld Smoots. "Lee (VanDyke) lS trying to foster professional standards. He goes out of his way to bring people in from the outside to snow stu- "The degree of professionalism is very high at Parkside ... For the size of the department, they are getting ten times more opportunity to work with professionals than at other schools. • Jon Smoots licb's strong portrayal of a suffering housewife who uses the room to control both her child's mismanaged birihday party and a quiet misunderstanding with her lover (whose son is attending the party) without letting on to the children, Andrew Brhel's very real portrayal of an elderly rich man who uses the room to slowly ponder about changes and the realization that his own existance is merely of monetary value to his family, Missy Weaver's achingly poignant perfonnance as an elderly woman who dazedly walks around the dining room she's known over half a century not realizing quite where sbe is due to an attack of senility (the scene was extraordinarily moving), and John Miskulin as an old man planning his funeral as carefully as the opening of the most recent Olympics (because it really does mean that much to him). Steve Orih had an uncanny knack for the roles he played as a young child, bringing out that necessary ingredient of awe and wonder, blending it with innocence and exhuberance. Paula Boehler was especially impressive in one sequence as a proud dowager who, with her chin up and shoulders back, proudly displays silverware and fingerbowls to her curious nephew, balking when she realizes that it is f?r a project studying dying Amencan cultures. Brhel always seemed very studied and showed great control over his characterizations. Weaver acted with her whole body, adding so much life to her portrayals. Orth was amazingly good at reacting to the dialogue of other characters (so many performers fail to do that). Boehler showed great sincerity. Miskulin had absolutely perfect timing. Julich was marvelous at using her voice, seeming to know just bow loud or soft to speak. bow high or low of a pitch to use. She also managed to enhance her vocal delivery by using just the right facial expression for each character (without makeup, she managed to looIc young, old, happy, sad, rich, poor, whatever. by just bolding her face the right way). It has been written that screen actor Humphrey Bogart used to practice facial expressions in front of a mirror to prepare for film roles. Too had Rebecca Julich wasn't around to help him, he could have saved hours. Intimacy was added to this whole production by holding it m the Communication Arts Studio where the audience felt it was actually in a dining room watching aU of these incidents take place. I have named only a few, but if everyone in the audience was asked his or her favorite vignette we would probably get at least three votes for each one. They really all were that good, none of them hindering the construction of the play at aU. "The Dining Room" is the best thing I've seen on campus aU year (which is saying a lot because 1 haven't been disappointed with any of the theater or music events we've had). I honestly recommend this show. I'.-""'1,""'1'1""""""1I I ~U:VEI I GOT I I YLE I §I I1 I I I. I PAC play Top GirlsTh,~".~~_a!:p~~~~~: pact is I ~EXPOKr I by Jim Neibaur left her British working class farmly As stated previously, the per.- I III CZ) § Feature' Editor at a young age to find success at a d ~ (;A;Jt!Itn- § Re rt ry Com- t ncy The formances are very good. The au. 1- § § The Milwaukee- pe o. major emp loymen ag.e .' . ence watching this same preview ~ pany showed plenty of acting tale~t first act consists of her inviting sev- seemed to react indifferently to the ~ Ithe rid § when performing Caryl Churchdl s eral famous womenN~f thlesabe"palslat play itself (judging by the conversa- ~ You can trave wo over I "Top Girls" but the preview J Lady 'JO t th ~ __ .I fi:• .1 '-Att L_-r ~ wasn't nearly' as well received. as (podPeD °llanG'ret Patient' Griselda) Uons I eavesdropped on a e § iUIU "eYer IIIU a 11\1 er lIQ; . Ii: Blr u, ·1 th show's conclusion), but all agreed ~ I Oth;'eMpi:~:,::e~~f~~d~~~~nsi~ tsoecaon'ddi~~~rspece~e:sra~~~~~::::wit~ that the acting was top drawer. lIoN TAP AT UNION SQUARE IS d vent f 'ly U'es (unfortuante SISter, "Top Girls" is a good. example of a that it is far too talky an une • her aIDI . promising idea inadequately work- ~ ful. The sequences that feature illegitimate child. etc.) servmg as: ed out, but played with great con- ~ '1111111~ overlapping dialogue baffl~ the cu\miIlation. It is an ambltio,!:~- vietion, nonetheless. ~1111111111111111111l . viewer as to which conversal1on to tempt at. a play about w?man __ ' '_-=====:::::::;::;:===::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;~~;;;;;;~~;;;;~~~~~;;;follow.' • • _ dents what working with professionals is really like. For the size. of the department, they are getting ten times more opportunity to work with professionals than at other, larger schools." , Adding directing to his credentials as a professional in the theat~r has contributed an entirely new dimension to Smoots' craft. "You can be far more creative in terms of the entire visual and sensual J>E:rfonnance: the sound, the ~USIC, the lights, as w,~n as the creation of the characters. Having worked as an actor, S oots felt more compassionate .to hmi actors as a direc tor. "Quite nolStt'eea bly , I'm more considerate of me of their problems than some sdoirectors I have work ed W·Ith have been to me. For example, many directors wiU throw last minute changes at an actor, which can completely upset the char~cter ~e actor has tried to establish. Ive tried not to do that." The biggest challenge Smoots met with in directing "The Dining Room" was giving the entire production the right sense of cohesiveness. "In a play that's so fragmented with so many characters, It was a challenge to coach the actors into being a unified cast, to give a sense that they've worked together before, some sense of evenness m their ability. "Educational theater is invaluable in terms of experience," said Smoots. "It's very similar to tearn activity in sport." 10. 1bu~y, Fe!>,:S, 1985 ~-- ..... 11:4\ c./· , Dining Room backdrop designed with care This is not always the case. "Some other areas of the theater. "1 tried directors tell yOUexactly what they acting, directing and other techni· want ." At that point the deSigner cal aspects for the theater ,. he b . lIy becOmes a techmc ia n, Iil- said, "but designing just see';ed to . as,~an a space with decoration," be the place 1liked being the best." smagid !warren. At other ti.mes Warren found that directors had a baSIC concept in mind but needed help looking for solutions to problems 10 terms of space arrangeme~t and practical design. "Often," said Warren, "I would have to submit more than one possible deslgn-sometimes as many as five-untill foun~, what the director was looking for. "Skelly" Warren beCame a set designer after working in most In March of 1984 the Milwaukee chamber theater did a production of "The Dining Room." At that ume they hired J. "Skelly" Warren to design and build their sel. When the prnduction ended the lllwaukee group discovered they had no place to store the set, Warren, who is the technical director for the ParltsIde Dramatic Arts DIs· Clphne, offered to store the set here The Milwaukee group said "then why don't we just give it to you " Tomorrow night that set will be the backdrop for the parltsIde production of "The Dining Room" For Ius design plan Warren used a collage format similar to artwork done by Louise Nevilson. Nevilson's pieces usually related an idea using nothing specific for a collage. Warren's set is a collage, but it is filled with things that can be and are part and parcel to a dining room. "I chose the format of a collage because the play is a collage," said Warren. "It is the series of scenes that lake place in dining rooms, not just one dining room, but any dining room." As a consequence be formed this collage that is primanly decorative things from dining rooms like various mouldings and archways. Unlike most sets that are very colorful Warren's design is painted a solid 'off white kind of color. "I used a lot of texture in this set," Wanen said, "and 1felt that to add color would only make the set too busy and would detract from the action and the characters," Warren also said that the use of collage and solid color would offer the audience the chance to remember things from their own dining rooms. When he was commissioned to design and build this set Warren was basically given free feign In terms of what he would create. Falcon & the Snowman * * * * * Sensational screen adoption of shocking by Karl Dlxo. One of my lavonte politic2l science professors wrote in a book based on Ius Ph.D. dissertation that people cenerally think political ra<bcaIs doD't love this country as much as mainstream individuals. "In lact," Ken Hoover wrote, "they love their country a little more than they really should." This is the main thread woven through the "The Falcon and the Snowman" starring Timothy Hutton and Sean Penn, and an interesting thread it is In the lilm based on a true story, Hutton and Penn play two men, Chnstopber Boyce and Dalton Lee, who grew up friends in a we2lthy Calilornia suburb during the l!!ro's. After high school, Hutton's character, Boyce enrolled in the seminary, and Penn's character, Lee became a narcotics dealer. Early in 1973, Boyce quit the seminary, returned borne, and with Ius father's help lands a high security job. Whl1e doing his work, Boyce disco<:Ven information ahoot covert CIA activities in foreign countries, and in anger and disgust, decides to sell this information to the Soviets. Hutton convinces Lee to become the deliveryman, and the remainder of the film chrooicals their various deals with the Soviets, their inevitable capture and ultimate jail sentences. There are several things that make this film work; the pacing is fast and the editing is tighl. The performances by the two men are teriffic. Hutton shows once again that talent need not be refined with age. His character is so complex and be played with such sincerity and anger that one real\y does not feet angry with him, even though he is selling this country's mos! secret information to the country that is supposed to be our worst enemy. But, it is Sean Penn's performance that is the highlight of the Iilm. He plays an addict and drug dealer who is so simple that he has no idea of the severity what he is doing. He only counts the profits and even attempts to cut the Russi- When "The Dioing Room" 0 tomorrow oight in the Studio ~ ater of the Communication arts building you will have the opPOrtunity to sit back in Skelly Warnn'sdining room and you will have lime to think of dioing rooms that you have known and how they bave affected your life. You might even wonder if some of what you see isn't actually from your own past. true story an Embassy in Mexico in on a heroin deal. His instability forces Hutton to eliminate him as the middle man, and Penn's portrayal of this man's loss of rationality and control makes this a flawless performance. The fibn also raises some serious political questions. It opens with lootage of the various major politi- <:21 and social events of the 1960's, and then switches to footage of the Watergate hearings to begin the story. The filmakers did this because the events expalin why the' two men, primarily Boyce, did what they did. They were livtng in a time when serious questions were being raised about our government, " and instead of picketing or march- . ing, they decided to give the Sovieb a chance at a fair game. "The Falcon and the Snowman" is not a big story, and there are no special effeels. Rather it is a story about two people with two terrific lead performances, It is clear that neither one of these men realized the magnitude of what they were doing. But Boyce, unlike Lee, sold the information not lor money, but because he wanted the two natiolls to stop their activities and liveharmoniously. He learned a difficult lessons tbe bard way. "There will never be any reconciliation. They- 're just as dangerous and paranoid as we are," he said near the end. "I don't know why I thought they'dbe different." PAS POSITIONS AVAILABLE Chairpeople needed for next year's committees: • Coffeehouse • Contemporary Entertainment • Film • Recreation • Performing Arts & Lectures • PUblicity & Promotion • Special Events • Videos GET INVOLVED TODAY! See Keith or Mike In the PAS Office Union D114 . Or leave a message ., E.R... Lionel Stander: by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Lionel Stander is best known as Max on TV's "Hart to Hart," but is, in fact, one of the best and most prolificcharacter actors in lbe history of motion pictures. During a recenttelephone interview, Stander recalledhis start in show business. "Like most cases my start was by accident," he said. "I was a reporter and was fired from the New York Evening General. I then went to watch a friend rehearse for a play.The director needed someone to shoot craps in a scene during the e.e. cummings play they were doing. The director, Jimmy Light,. took a liking to me, and I stayed withthe players for awhile. It was then I decided to become an actor." In the years that followed and belore his TV success in "Hart to Hart," Stander appeared in hundreds of motion pictures, after having been a successful radio actor on showswith Eddie Cantor and others. One of Stander's first pictures wasa two reeler featuring Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle, "In the Dough" (1932). Arbuckle, a major silent screen comic for Mack Sennett and Joseph Schenck productions, lost his career in 1921 when be was accused of raping and mur.dering. actless Virginia Rappe. . . Altbough acquitted, Arbuckle had great diffieulty finding .work for many years, -directing films under the pseudonym Will B. Goode for the remainder of the twenties. - , 7' 2 11 Thursday, Feb. 28, 1985' - a veteran of showbiz hold at the box office. If the shorts were successful, Warner's was to sign him to a long term contract. The shorts were successful, Warner's told him they were going to sign him to a feature contract and that he'd be big again. He gave a party to celebrate and dropped dead before anything could be done." Another major comic star that Stander worked with was Harold Lloyd. "I was his favorite supporting actor," recalled Stander. "He had me in three of his feature pietures." Stander's performance in Lloyd's "The Milky Way" (1936) was so successful he was asked to appear in Danny Kaye's musical remake, "The Kid From Brooklyn" (1946). Over the years, Stander has worked wilb top stars and major directors in many fllms, his personal favorites including Frank Capra's "Mr. Deeds Goes To Town" (1936) with Gary Cooper, William Wellman's "A Star is Born" (1937) with Fredric Mareh, and Roman Polanski's "Cul-de-Sac" (1966) with Donald Pleasance. "Gary Cooper was a very nice guy," recalled Stander, "and never realized his talent as an actor. He was always insecure. unconscious of his real talents. He thought he was just luckY." Stander also did voice-overs for Walter Lantz cartoons, his most noted characterization being that of Woody Woodpecker's buzzard nemesis. He remained active until being blacklisted lor a period during lbe fillies. "That was a rough time," be recalled. "Many who were blacklisted committed suicide, became alcoholics, drug addicts. Fortunately, I survived. 1 became a stockbroker; I'm the only actor ever to be peestdeot of a Wall Street brokerage house." Stander worked steadily througbout the sixties and seventies in pietures like "Cul-<le-Sac," "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" (1969), "The Cassandra Crossing" (1973) Stander is best known as Max on TV's "Hart to Hart." "The shorts Arbuckle made for .Warner Brothers. which also starred Shemp Howard and I, were going to he used by tbe studio to test the audience and see if the boyeott against Arbuckle would still . Record review Belfegore debut of interest and "The Black Bird" (19751. Before achieving fame on "Hart to Hart," Stander co-starred WIth Red Buttons in a proposed TV pilol entitled "The Sunshine Boys," based on Neil Simon's play. "Neil Sunon wrote the pilot. but it was cancelled before it ever aired. That's unfortunate. You can't gel a better writer than Nell Sim on. " Despite his success m films for so many yean, Stander was stitl amazed at the success of his Max character on "Hart to Hart" "Irs because with motion pictures you're loolting at a big screen In a darlt room and there's an 31f' of fantasy ahout ,t. but with television, you're in people's homes and they feel like they know you. In London I couldn't even walk the streets," In Ius fifty-odd year career. Stander has lew regrets. the only real one being the lack of wit and humor In today's film product. "There seems to be no place In films (or wit and humor 10 the style of Ben Hecht. It seems there's no market lor it because all they put out are mindless teenage films. "They don't make Iilrns with W1t and humor, so lhe people who make wit and humor don't go to the movies. The Umted States has the greatest number of college graduates tn the world, and they don't make films for those peopIe_ There are no films that appeal to !bat audience." At present Lionel Stander is ..,. gotiating to star in anoth .. televl· sion series In Ioolung bad< on hIS career, OM: recalls many nne charact er actors ,n screen history who managed to add so much to the proceedings WIth their presence. Out of many contenders, Stander may .ery wetl be the best of them atl. by Pat Zirkelbach This week's new debut album comes off Elektra Records and features the new group, Bellegore, with their album fittingly titled "Belfegore." The three members of the group have diverse origins. The conceptualizer and leader of Belfegore is Meikel Clauss: a German~born !JlUSician-Who-apprenticed in varlOUS Dusseldorf outfits including KFC and the successful punk band, Nights. Growing dissatisfied, he began looking for other musicians to lorm a new band. He met drummer Charly T. Cbarles at a 1981 Killing Joke concert. Tbe two hil it off right away' and Charles joined up with Clauss so he could "broaden his horizons." After much jamming and various record- many other commercial bands, ining projects, tbey met bassist Raoul eluding Devo, Ultravox and Euryth- Walton through producer Conny mics, to name a f~w. Plarik. Raoul stands oul as a sophis- Witb musical mlluences from ticated and talented jazz/funk gui- punk, jazz and rock and r?,ll, It IS larist witb a 101 of experience be- surprising that "Bellegore really hind him, including the Montreaux works. Allbougb It IS not a strong Jazz Festival. album through and through, the LP d s have a few cuts that exemplify With lbe band finally formed, oe lle ore sound. they debuled at the Festival of New th~ Be" A~l That 1 Wanted," lbe German Music in Rome. They re- n. almost unpredictable, a fined their style and entered tbe p:~e :~e band seems fairly rom- Sludi,oin March, 1984 with produC- ~ y ~ble ,with. ,This is .contrasled er Plank, Plank has'helped produ." ' , , 0< with "Wake With Sirens:' which almost sounds deranged, caused hy an even more varied tempo and ly~ rics spoken (or screamed) rather than sung. Their music is hard to categorize, which is a good quality this time. It is very hard driving and unpredictable and just the right thing if you want to spice up your listening. Pick it up if you are nol afraid of taking chances and approach it with an open mind because this one will .set you. back. few steps. TANNING SPECIALS 7 30 Minute SessIons ONLY $30 Slngte sessionS (30 min.) $5 N , ~~~~CMat OPEN rJa-S/14 JUST IN TIME FOR SPRING BREAK ALl NEW EQUIPMENT Open 8 am-I pm Mon.-sat. Call for an appollilment 7617 Sheridan Rd. 652-6611 Simmons Pen Plaza : 12 Thursday, Feb. 28, 1985 PAB film --- ---- ~ A pause in the disaster Welcome to this week's episode of "Really Rich Guys with Loads of Problems", TV's favorite continuing nighttime drama. As you remember, in last week's episode dastardly family villain J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Ray, had just foreclosed on kindly old Mrs. Pearlnutter's wolverine ranch, thus incurring the wrath of kindly old Mrs. Pearlnutter's mildly enfeehled son Ray Boh Jimmy Billy Jack, who planted a bomb he made himsell in J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Ray's Rolls Royce pickup truck. The bomb, however, failed to go off as Ray Boh Billy Jack made it out of Silly Putty and prune juice. Upon discovering the bomb, J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Ray suspected that it had been set by his arch rival and business associate, Yahoo McDonald. When confronted with this accusation, Yahoo proved that he couldn't have planted the bomb because at the time, he had been in the local Xrated water bed motel with hy Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Ray's lovely and oversexed wife Aphrodesia. After hearing this, J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Ray forgave Yahoo, and apologized for ever thinking that he could plant a bomb that stupid. Meanwhile, back at the family ranch/vineyard/hotel The Double E Lazy R Rocking P Triple Fork, crochetty old family matriarch Miss Ellie Mae Junie Jack broke some Coffeehouse slated I'~ ..! Michael Gulezian PAB Coffeehouse is presenting singer songwriter Michael Gulezian on Wednesday March 6 from noon until 2 p.m. and from 6 p.m. until 8 p.m. Gulezian's Chrysallis LP "Unspoken Intentions" was raved by such publications as "High Fidelity" and he has appeared in concert with such stars as Steve Forbert, Leo Kottke, Martin Muil, the Roches and the David Grisman Quintet. Gulezian's appearance here is, like all Coffeehouse presentations, free with free popcorn besides. Don't miss this impressive performer. Two Great Places All Rolled Into One Package Snacks, Pizza & SandwicheS Monday - All You Can Eat Chicken Wings For Carry Outs Cali 658-8788 ,. terrible news to her loving, but strong willed daughter, Yolanda Jack. It seems that Yolanda Jack was adopted by the family years ago when her real parents, the Sheeplifters, were killed in a tragic Cuisinart explosion. This news so shocked Yolanda Jack she ran away into the arms of her lover, kindly old Mrs. Pearlnutter's mildly enfeebled son Ray Bob Billy Jimmy Jack, who, as we discovered several weeks ago, is actually her third cousin twice removed on her mothers side, although she doesn't know it. Mildly enleebled son Ray Bob Jimmy Billy Jack consoled her as best he could, but it wasn't enough, so Yolanda Jack ran to the arms of her other lover, Yahoo McDonald's rich but spoiled son Rexford, who, unknown to her, is her second cousin's brother's nephew twice removed. Meanwhile, in another part of the family ranch/vineyard/hotel, J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Flay's lovely and oversexed wife Aphrodesia discovered her husband was .having an affair with the .wife of a man Aphrodesia was having an affair with at the same time that her sister-in-laW Yolanda Jack was having an affair with the couple'S son's second cousin. To further complicate matters, crochetty old family matriarch Miss Ellie Mae Junie Jack received a call from her doctor, who told her she had contracted the mysterious incurable disease which kills nine out 01 ten people in nighttime drama. in fact, it is the same mysterious incurable disease which mysteriously killed her late husband Billy Bob Jim Jack Dave. She was not surprised, however, as she knew her contract was almost up and she also knew that the producers would never go for the pay raise her agent was demanding. Well, that's all the time we have for this week. Tune in next week for this week's episode of "Really Rich Guys with Loads of Problems" Thompson goes solo by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Linda Thompson first achieved notoriety with her Brit-guitarist husband Richard on several collaborative LPs during the late seventies and early eighties, as well as the 1982 tour that wowed critics from coast to coast. Their avant garde style halted with the breakup of their marriage that year. On her first solo LP, "One Clear Moment," on Warners, Thompson first seems to move in the direction of the intimate woman's album stemming from her traumatic experience of divorce but then shifts gears to a more pop expression with a nice light style that shows great promise. Linda Thompson's selections are offbeat and interesting, among the best being Ravel's "Les Trois Beaux Oiseaux de Paradis," Ann Peebles' "Just Enough to Keep Me Hanging On," and a live version of her "Only a Boy." Her attempts to remove the barrier between artist and audience are semi-successful, Linda Thompson especially for a debut record but her choice of selections is hampered by a lack of cohesion. Thompson s~ms to be searching for a musical niche, but her undeniable talent bails her out. Subsequent solo rec~~ ds should extend her musical vision, eventually placing her in the top ra~ of female artists alongside the likes of Ricki Lee Jones and Kate Bush. ACTS competition set Las Cruces, NM - Rock bands will have even more opportunities to advance their professional careers in the 1985 American Collegiate Talent Showcase (ACTS) competition. A special audition by London Wavelength has been added for the top scoring rock bands in addition to the currently awarded s~owcases at The Ritz in New York City and the Palace in Los Angeles. London Wavelength is the BBC's exclusive United States representative for the syndication of all their contemporary rock radio programs, including the BBC Rock Hour. The BBe Rock Hour features live con. ....c~.~~.~~~ ~~ials.lrom artists who _ ... _ ..'::::::::::,': .. are unequivocably the greatest rock performers today. Names such' as Culture Club, Paul McCartney U2 Eurythmics, Duran Duran, Elto~ John and The Police are just some of the leatured artists on the program. - Lon~on Wavelength has also produced Its own :'talent search" and w~ able to find interest at the major record label level for sam of these bands. This is the lirst yea~ they WIll include ACTS entries part of their program. Interest: students may contact: ACTS Box ~~;; ~~~uc~, NM 88003 ~rcall by Riek Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Warm, sensitive, a true classic. These are words which will never be used to describe "Where The Boys Are '84", this week's PAB film presentation. This is not to say that the movie won't be a lot of fun. The plot, such as it is, concerns four college girls who are in Fort Lauderdale to lind guys. Three of the girls are unremittingly horny and the lourth is almost hopelessly virginal. They get in various silly situations in the course of the film as they go in search of, what else, cheap and tawdry sex. The movie is a remake of the 1960 classic (?) "Where The Boys Are" which starred Connie Francis and George "Super Tan" Hamilton. The updated version stars Lisa Hartman, Lorna Lult, Wendy Schaal and Lynn-Holly Johnson, and is directed by the one, the only, Hy Averback. "Where The Boys Are '84" is silly. stupid. and downright dumb. Which means, of course, that it will prohably be a lot of fun. So if you want to get in the mood for spring break, see a lot of girls, and guys, in brief swim suits, and put your mind on hold for about an hour and a hall, see "Where The Boys Are '84". I'll be there. Preview of "The Sure Thing" Rob Reiner's romantic comedy "THE SURE THING," starring John Cusack and Daphne Zuniga, will open on Friday, March 1st at selected theaters in the Milwaukee area. Walter "Gib" Gibson is a college freshman living a lonely student existence during a bitterly cold winter out on the east coast. His best friend from high school, Lance, is attending school in warm, sunny California. In order to entice his friend to come out for. a visit, Lance promises Gib a one-night stand with a guaranteed "Sure Thing." Not able to allord the trip solo, Gib pools his resources with fellow student Alison Bradbury and. despite a less than ideal relationship - it's antagonistic at bestthe pair start out for California. Of course, an attraction of sorts ensues ...John Cusack as Walter Gibson, Daphne Zuninga as Alison Bradbury, Anthony Edwards as Lance. Boyd Gaines as Jason, Tim Robbins as Gary Cooper, Lisa Jane Persky as Mary Ann Webster, Viveca Lindfors as professor Taub, and Nicolette Sheridan as The Sure Thing, star. An Ernbassay Pictures release, "THE SURE THING" is a Monument Picture Production prodUced hy Roger Birnbaum and directed by Rob Reiner. The screenplaY:: written by Steven L. Bloom Jonathan Roberts. Hel1C'J Winkler was the executive producer; Andrew Scheinman served as co-pl'O" Queer. ' ~-:==----------------- ~ER ... - 13 Tbu~y.F.b.28, 1985 Eventng was a real. 'Put On' by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Last Friday, two groups of Parklde students, Stars on 45 at 33 and ~WEAparticipated in the first Ra· cine~ea "puttin on the Hits" ,boTwh.e shoW, which took place at MemorialHall, consisted of twenty acts, all competing for a one hun' dred dollar first prize and a chance to go to Hollywood and appear on "Putlin'on the Hits" by lip syncing to their favorite songs. Among the acts were 'put ons' of such per- {orIners as Prince, Olivia Newton- John and Yes. For the most part, these performances .consisted of straight forward copies of the groups.There are a few slightly 'far out'acts. including a man who performed Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" speeded up to 45 rpm and Parkside's own Stars on 45 at 33 (sean Cranley, Jack Kemper, Greg Kitson, Todd DeMint and Tom Petersen), who performed to a slowed downversion of "My Boyfriend's Back." Theevent was won b~ a group callingthemselves the New Boys, who performed to "The Bird" by TheTime. Second place was given to The New Edition Girls, who did a well choreographed lip sync perlormanceto a medley of songs by New Edition. Timex, a group whicb did "Jungle Love" by The Time finished third. Nuance's "Love Ride," performed by Donna Barnes placed fourth, and a group led by LeonBird took fifth place with an elaboratelystaged version of "Renegade" by Styx. Neither Stars on 45 at 33 nor SWEA (Julie Jam, Julie Krautkramer and Lori Gandrud) pItIM by Jay CnpeeT The Stars on 45 at 33 debuted at "Puttin' on the Hits" placed, although both groups turned in very entertaining performances. The acts were judged by a panel of three judges; WJZQ personality Jim Hodges, Mark Smathers of Happenings Magazine and Bradford High School's Gary Shaver. The acts were judged in three categories: cleverness, appearance and lip sync ability. Larry zamba, president of Wham Bam Singing Telegram and organizer of the event, felt that the evening went well. "It was technically perfect, and I felt it was good fun." zamba said that there is a possibility that he will organize another contest in the near future. Jack Kemper, member of Stars on 45 at 33 said that he felt the group did well. "We did okay, al- Candidates discuss competency tests Contioued from Page I is running for vice-president because she wants the voices of the students to be heard. She is the current president of Black Students Organization and the former vicepresident of that group. She has served on the Senate, on SUFAC and on the Minority Affairs Committee. Like the other candidates, she is in favor of United Council involvement. "The Senate has done a pretty good job this year," she said. "We've attacked some issues. I am glad about United Council, because now if we have complaints, we are in the system." U elected, Weisinger said that she would place suggestion boxes around the campus so that individUals could relay ideas anonymouSly. "Then I would discuss the ideas with the President and print them in the Ranger," she said. Weisinger said that she feels the competency test program may need some revision, and felt that absenteeism in the Senate is onlya minor problem. "Apathy exists in the school but not really in the senate," she said. . The other vice-presidential candidate Bob Vanderloop is an Engineering student who decided that he would like to run for VICe-presIdent to represent those students that don't seem to be represente:ct. "I feel that the Senate h~Sdone tts job and its been effective, and I . wo~ld like to help coordinate those efforts," he said. Vanderloop, like the others, a.gred that involvement in UOlted ~ouncil is a good idea. He feels that the competency tests are a goo? idea but could use some reorgamzatiIcon. AlSO , he was not aware that absenteeism in the Senate was a pro"bIlewmo.uld really like the Executive experience," he said. "It woul~ be interesting to see what govern ment can do, and hopefully It can help students as a ~hole hnd the jobs that they want. . Student government electIOnS will he held on Marcb 6 and 7. Stu' dents who are still interested l~ J..omI'ng the race as write-inposciati~odniSdates for any of the open . h must register by MaIcp 1 .10 t e psGA office WLLC D-139A. though, in the beginning it was a little hard to hear our music, so we got a little off." Kemper felt that one reason the group didn't place was the fact that their act wasn't quite what the judges or the audience were looking for. "It seemed as though the contest was geared more toward the junior high and high school crowd. I don't think they quite understood the humor of our act. In the flyers for the event, they stressed 'hilarious put 005 of your favorite groups', but it seemed like here they were looking for the best imitators 01 groups. Originality dido't seem to count for a lot." We surrender! Fob.. D.Robot. wbo 'isiled parksk\e 00 M_Y. ~ to no" lor student governmeat presideat aDd also tried 10 Lake 0" er tht ('haD· cdlor's office. 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St. Norbert began working the ball inside to their two leading scorers, 5'10" Amy Proctor and 6' Amy Spielbauer, who were able to score under the basket. The Parkside defense tried to challenge the two, but textbook picks by the supporting players kept the Amys free to go to the hoop. The Rangers were able to get a few points back by implementing a full-court trapping defense. St. Norbert broke the Iull-ccurt press and returned to scoring. St. Norbert was able to open up leads of up to 11 points before settling for a nine-point, 41-32 halltime advantage. Parkside was outrebounded by SI. Norbert 20-11 in the first hall, yet hit 16 field goals as did SI. Norbert. St. Norbert, however, shot nine free throws to make the halftime margin. The second half began on a positive note as Merry Dickman broke out for a quick bucket. SI. Norbert, though, hit four of the next five baskets to open up a 13 point lead after three minutes. Parkside fought to get within eight points, but SI. 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"With six people, it's hard to maintain intensity for 40 minutes. We just don't hat'e the stamina to push, and it's going to affect our rebounding ... Wendy Miller minute mark of the second half. The lead hulged to 18 before SI. Norbert's coach Connie Tilley began to put in the substitutes. The Rangers, with the same five players in the game from the beginning, were able to score a few points to finish the game with a 10 point deficit. "With six people it's hard to maintain intensity for 40 minutes," said Miller. "We just don't have the stamina to push, and it's going to affect our rebounding." The Rangers were outboarded 44-27. Proctor led all scorers with 31 points on 13-19 from the floor and 5-6 from the free-throw line. She also pulled down 16 rebounds. Spielbauer had 19 points, 11 rebounds, and also blocked nine Parkside shots. Debby Hansen scored ~ points, grabbed 10 rebounds, and blocked three shots for parkside. Dickman added 13 points and had six assists. Connors had 12 points, Ketterhagen 10, and VanDeraa 8. Miller said, "1 think they played very well, considering the circumstances (losing a starter to an injury and having to play 40 minutes). They had to dig deep -down inside themselves under these adverse conditions ." Parkside player shoots as St. Norbert's and the Rangers wait poolO by ADD. Kortelldlclr. to rebound the ball, Darters given welcome and victory in Whitewater Whitewater hosted Parkside',s Dart Team, Saturday, Feb. 23 and lost with the final score 7-5. The tournament started with Sean Cranley and Todd DeMint earning Parkside's first two points Classified--- Whipple Rd., Wilton CT 06897. 203-83H142. NO FEE. KIM KRANICH: I hope softball won't steal one of my most dedicated sports writers! WANTED: DEAD or alive}! Sports wrtterst' Admission to games free. Widen your horizons and apply now! LOOKING FOR fun, adventure, and of course, romance? Apply at the Ranger to be a sports writer! Lead a glamorous, fast-past life and join the Ranger's Sports. Staff! LISTEN, WORLD I really mean it. This paper win seU-destruct after you finish with the ejassttieds! GREG KITSEN: Whitewater was unforgetta· ble, you hunk of man, you! l! We'll have to do it again sometime, SOON! PAT HENSIAK: was that over·work.ed and under-sexed? Or over-sexed. and under-work.· ed? JENNIE TUNK: I'm a bored, frustrated S.E. Thus 1 am writing this classified to you. If by Parkside begins the NAIA Discphleaanscee ryetouurnshoounled. get bored and frustrated, trriict 14 basketball playoffs Monday, BRENDA: MAIL my bill to: 3029 94th St. March 4, in a semifinal game, hut SHtEuYrt., CWRIU5E3:177Don't play with fire! The office' for the first time since 1973 the TRYING TO have a secret affair is like trying Rangers may not play a tournament to sneak dawn past a rooster! game at home. RDAANWDNYWMHOO?UN.: Is. that you behind those Parkside automatically received TFoRsOteTrI'EGRr:antsT?HE thlngs you do to me! Jazzy a serm .tmmaal berth by being the top FIRST ANNUAL ceramic Deer Hunt. Con- ranked independent team in tact Sean Cranley for details. Wisconsin. The Dunkel National T&HRAoNbK, RYaOnUge!r Kpehitoht.ogMrapikhee,rsJill,anBdareryv,eryRoincek Rating Service will be used to deelse who rooted for us at Memorial Hall. tennine home sites in the s'lX-team STtHarEs. ConAS4E5 aotf 3th3e. missing autotron has been tournament. solved. Thanks, VP Paul Johnson. Parkside will meet the winner of· JinOH1N0 dHay.:s, Swtaert'resprIellading the news-we leave th t onna be a part of it-New e quar erfinal game Saturday Vork, New York! LY, JT March 2, between Eau Claire and C~hAoRseOLw,hoTwHa~lt. SS.oEm.:edaGyooydourthisnhgips wciollmecomteo La Crosse, wh' lIe Stevens Point ~n. Never say.never again. A bird in the hand also an automatic semifinal seed U ~oh~~.o In the bush. Keep smiting, even becaus~ it is the WSU Conference JIM &. Di: Let's do lunch. JT & JH champIOn, hosts the winner of the MAX N.: We need more \\Titers.· are you free Stout·Lakeland College game Mfoornadanyapthprliocuagtihon.Friday, 9--5p.m'.? See Jenni e SI·Dee th e current Dunkel ratings '1 ~n~~:V:iaWVp.Ea~.t~pesl but r~~IYl-:T~e •• ?f Point, Eau Claire and Parkside, . ,} ..... l •• !!~!...~~.!-~........,••• *.)~~.~h,at-l)rder, are not Ukelytto • If' .'.1 1•••• ~•••~" - . by beating Kerry Olivo and. Jim Treul two games straight of Partners C!,lcket. The second match was singles 301, and pitted Parkslde's Greg Kitson against Greg Nybce. Kitson lost the match to even the score 2-2. Parkside's Barry Kroll lost to Whitewater's Steve Nadoln in the third match, singles 301. In the fourth match, partners cricket, Bill Slack and Nick Thome from Parkside defeated Pam Rathmann and Rob McFadzen in the first game, then lost the second game and won the third game. The final game of the match was team 1001, worth three team points. Whitewater jumped out to an early lead whenTreulthrew 121 with his first three darts. No Park· side "darter" threw over 100 points on any given throw, but Thome threw 81, 80 and 84 points on his first three turns to trim Whitewater's lead. Parkside won the tournament when Slack hit a double three to end the 1001 game. Slack was named the most valuable Darter for his winning throw. This match brings Parkside's record to 3-1. Personals ALL STUDENTS: Remember to vote March 6 or 7, parkside Student Government AssoCiatMloInC. HELLE: YOU'RE mine and I love you. BChEiCp.K: HAPPy Belated Valentine's Day. Just thought yOU milllht get a kick out of this. , ose. YOU, TOO. can earn $SO a month. For details., send at least $25 to Dave in the Ranger office. PHVHRT!! PHVHRT!! pHVHRT!! GNAT, NEXT time we won't use chopsticks! Thanks for the experience. PRR TO CAROL at the Ranger. We think you're beautiful and want to take you out-more than once! Your Secret AdmirerS· THE BLACK room LIVES!!! ANDY. MAKE sun. to pick up a loaf of bread on your way home tonight. OFF1ClAL RECOUNT: Ranger wins Winter Carnival! JEN: I'M glad we only have Winter Carnival once a year! Dave & Jay WHO HAS THE AUTOTRON!'?!?!?!?!'?!? KRlS; WE just wanted to tell you how Iantastic we both think you are, and lately we \"ouldn't have been able to do it ",;tbout ya! ., ·••• ...... _RSOM- • ..-oIPT1ON. ~ Do" & ',y DEAR WORLD: This is your last chance! • ~ 1""-'" I've written ctass.ifieds to you but it was. all in • • TtPING • vain. If you don't respond soon. I'll do somet •• thing desperate! Signed, a Desperate Sports L R Editor. etters. eswnes NEEDED: SPORTS Reporters. If male, ~ Term Papers • please reply in person to Carol, the S.E. If • • female, an application will be fine. Student Rates • DEAR WORLD: I mean it noW! Give me • • some classifieds or else ... i PHONE 637 ..3600 STEVE. ('fIlE blond sports writer), Stop gil"~ • ing me stories and let's go to an AU..star • Wrestlinlll match!-The office nymphomaniac. J Z ' A d STEVE: (THE blond sports "'Titer), Now, • acque me n erson. th,t', NOT "Let's do some wrestli"l!," bot • 1441 Park Avenue • "Let's go!"-The office nymphomaniac. • R . W' . ! STEVE' (THE blond sports writer), Would acme.. .. lSc~nSm , . you please erase my ~~~ and ptione number " :\.""'-4t....,....,..••• 4:'.... ,.,{rom. you_knoWrwhere. . . . ." • l .' . Men's basketball NAIA playoffs begin change in the final ratings which . will come out Wednesday. Feb. 27. the Rangers would be at home in the semis if La Crosse upsets Eau Claire. Defending district champion and National NAIA runnerup Stevens Point would have the home court in the title game Wednesday, March 6, against any opponent. Either Eau Claire or Parks1de could host the finals if the pointe~ are upset. . Eau Claire and Lakeland receIVed automatic tournament berths by being the runnersup in the WSU Conference and independent school rankings, respectively. Stout andLa Crosse round out the field beca~ they are the highest Dunkel-raAlA teams among the remaining N games in the state. rt All tournament games will sta . 'at 7:30,'P:m. reg;lrdless, ,o-\'slt~.: . ' PltANGkR softball preview 15 Thursday, Feb. 28, 198. Team'8 goal by Steve Kratochvil The Parkside women's softball tearn hopes to participate in Nationals for the fifth consecutive sea- SOD this spring. Thingshave been underway for some time. The team has been practicing informally since Sept. once a week. "The kids who played volleyball and tennisjoined us in Nov." said CoachLinda Draft. The haskethall players don't play softball because \here is too much overlap of the seasons." The squad includes four new team members: freshman Heidi ()straDderand Julie Gaestel; Judy McKinney, a junior transfer from DlinoisState, and senior Terri Witt. Returning key members of the squad are Janet Broeren, whom Draft calls "our defensive leader." Also returning are center fielder Jackie Ritmer, a two-time All by Steve Kratocbvil "My coach is 30 years old today," said a sign behind Parkside's bench. It could have been a triumphant birthday celebration for Coach WendyMiller but the women's basketballteam lost to Milwaukee 84- 66 in front of a parents day crowd of 200 last Saturday in Milwaukee. The Rangers were down 23 pointsin the first half. Miller called a time out. Spring fever: head south Are you looking forward to going outside without dressing like a snowman? You may be experienc· ing spring fever. According to the spring 1983 issue of Us 'magazine, spring fever is very real. Many people suffer from spring or what is sometimes known as cabin fever. The symptoms include a loss of interest in activities one has participated in throughout winter, a strong need to get away from it all, tiredness, arid sometimes a loss of appetite. Us suggests, to combat cabin fever, trying something new, spending time outdoors when the weather warms, going on a vacation somewhere it's warm, and easiest . of all, remember winter can't last forever. Tennis team meeting set There will be a meeting for all men's varsity -tennis candidates, Monday, March 4 at 3 p.m. in the Physical Education Building conference room. Any candidate who has not contacted Coach, Richard, Frecka should do so before that date. • 1,8 Nationals Ame~ican and pitcher Michelle Martino. Both are seniors. The Rangers will go with a roster of 16 players which is two under the maximum number allowed on a team. ,"I like to go with only 16 players. I!s a more comfortable amount of people. I like to get as many people In the game as I can because Idon't like it when you have unhappy people on the bench," said Draft the softball coach since 1977. ' Draft will never be known as the Bobby Knight of women's softball with her off·the-field laissez faire philosophies. "I can't dictate what their off the field activities are, .they are adults and they should know when it's time to have a beer, for example, and when not to. I am not really concerned about it (of( the field behavior) until it becomes a prohlem. "Also, with a large squad like baeball, soccer, and softball, not everyone is going to be friends with everyone etse. AliI ask ts that they work hard, are well disciplined, and respect each other's athletic abilities. I don'tlhink we will have any pr~blems, they seem to get along quite well. "We obviously have not practiced. outdoors so I'm not quite sure what our bats will do," added Draft. "We should be a strong defensive team." The Rangers are basically a hand selected group. "Things are different here at Parkside. People are going to school and they are working. Those who have a strong desire to play, let me know and usually fit ,r;,..... ---~ right in," Draft explained. "Softball is not something you just pick up on the side." The team will travel to Florida March 8 and will play a total of eight games before returning home. "The' last five minutes are really a struggle ... J know I'm going to play most of the game, so J try to put it out of my mind. -Debbie Hansen "We switched our defense after the time out and this led to our big spurt," said center Debby Hansen who canned 27 points and pulled down 11 rebounds in the game. Kelly Conners, a freshman, added 11 points and nine rebounds. The "spurt" narrowed the gap to four points at the half, and shaved 19 points off the Panther lead. The second half was Milwaukee's. "It definalely hurt having a smaU roster," said Miller. "We could not keep up; we got tired. They could substitute frequently. Their top player was out there for only 25 minutes." Hansen, who looked as if she had finished swimming the English Channel, said, "The last five minutes or so you really struggle. 't~lbt &wttt &1tnpp 20% OFF Jelly Beans Week of March .. We h;'ve a full _Iection of Candy & Nuts . - , Located in the Union Bazaar Directly AcrosS from the Info. Ctr. I'm really beat alter a game. 1 don't want it to be an excuse. 1know I'm going to play most of the game so I trY to put it out of my mind. Someone has to pick up the slack somewhere." Miller added, "When Mary Metealf got injured 1 had a little talk with Debbie to tell her that she had to pick up the slack.. She has come on strong in the last ten games." Parkside finished the regular season with a 9-18 record. The tearn will play at Eau ClaU'e Wednesday, Feb 27 Should the Rangers win, they will play at M~· waukee on Friday, Mar 1 In the district tournament. "We know we can beat Eau Clai· reo We played them a couple 01 weeks ago and we just had a bod game." said Hansen In reference to their Feb. t5 loss at Eau Claire. ·'Wendy fits right in with us. I'm really happy this year ; we allA"'a}'S have fun." concluded Ran.sen. Women's basketball Milwaukee's victory no treat for Rangers CROSSWORD PUZZLER 3 Metl1c measure 25 Ha",ng weapons deity .. Son god 28 PrieSt'. 4() Seer mug 5 Atomu vee:tment 41 BarrKUda 6 PlaceS 27 CheCks "2 Pltcn 7 Pedal dlglt 28 Huten U Man', ntCk 8 Indian mulberry 29 Prelkienllal 45 Period 01tat 9 Haul niCkname 46 Emmel' 10Monagod 31 POIdnot.- 48P_ 11 An<:lent P_on 33 L.amp<oy pronoun 16 Manufactured 34 LOYedone 50 ~utk:: .. 17 StOp of cloth 36 More wrluen 20 unmarried _Ucetod 51 Ed''''''_ woman 37 Become ~. 53 Lattn 22 Symbol lor of con)un<::lton tantatom 3g Babytonian 54 Cotoner.lbbt. Puzzler answers on Pa,,,,.::.e,.;7,.......,,,....,..,.,., r;-'''T'',-,''3,.:;;:;.:::.:; ". 1 'i. 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"..... • points on ie-.... ~ ;:. points during the hall, but started Alter a technicalloUI against John- ZuldeYl~. ~t went to the \)OaI'ds and &-6 Ircm the lree throw line cutltng into the R2ngers' advantage son, Par'<side lound their olleuse· great }Oped' peoepie on delens e ." Rundles had 19 points and grahbed as the game neared baIlttm e . In the A 12-2 spurt by tile Rangers put and hel as anon-the-court nine rebounds. Womeldorl added last seven minutes 01 the hall, N.E.I. in a hole. parkside kept the He alSO acted .ng his long arms 14 points and seven rebounds while '" .......... the - ~ pressure ~ tor ~ rest ,,~ .-"""'~ ~ ........ .... ....... ... " - ,.; "" 10 WIth 15 seconds lell, the game, scoring with lay-uPS and In VICtory. kept his teammates led N.E.I. scorers with 17 points R2ngers brought the ball upcourt long-range bombs lrom the perime- His enthuSIasm with Peter Shepherl and !leIInb qwcl<1ylor the last sbot With two ter. loose- . . to zuldey Johnson Smith adding 14. seconds left, Dave SeIlleant put up The Rangers hit the century . In addltit wometdorl' and Jay The Rangers outboarded the an errant 15-loot shot. Erik Womel- mark with about two nunutes lell slDgled o?'When you're up by 10, Golden Eagles 36-29; Parkside also dort was there to slam the baU in the game. The margin 01 VictOry Rundles. fme when veterans had 13 turnovers to N.E.l.'s %7. home at the sound of the buzrer. would have been more il the that'S the I Idorf) take over "Our group bas to come alive pbaarlll;stde had a 44--13 lead at the Rtharnowgesr.s hadn't missed 16 Iree (aRndundmleask,e wItoI,,n:e0 a 16' to 18 point nthoew,u"pcsoamidingJohNnsAolnA Ipnlaryeospllosn. se to "We ha\'e ha. d a bard time matn. "At balltime, we coached like a lead." , t' t b scor- The Rangershaveth . I l.a\lIln& IDteDSlty.When you get up son-<>I-a-g un ." said Johnson. "We "They don t do tha telUnSsYt·ot nde- elr ast regu. b)" 10 p€nnts. that's when you have let them calch up at the end of the 109; they keep good 10 d Yd lim'It lat season game tonight. Parltside th get reboun s an will be in the semi-Hnals 01 the Dis· to keep )"Our inteDSlty level up," fI"t ball, so something bad to be lense, ey 'h t They- tnct 14 playoffs herause it's th. said head coach Roes Johnson done" the otbe r The teams traded baakets jn the Mark Zukley also had a lot to do 're aware t0e1amthsat,toanodnethseOy··mt ake I :~~~c~e d' 10dependent school in the lIrst lour minutes, then the with the second-hall surge. "Cor- happen." The men's basketball team won 20 games in the regular season. a hrsl ume for Par'kside's history The \andrnarl< vnn occurred last WednesdaY, Feb 20 against 'orthlem illinoIS' Golden Eagles The Rangers used a unstoppable olfense and tough delense lD the nd hall to bury the Golden Eaales Th victory avenged the ~ loss Infltcted on Par'<side by N E I an Chtcago back on Feb 2 ThiS pme w all Parkslde's The R3ngen started sloW, but II didn't take long to warm up Her ,Uowtng I E 1 the hrst bud< 01 the game. parl;stde came to hI and oulsCOred the Golden Eag 20-9 o\'er the next se\'en Women display fine running talent in NAIA Indoor Nationals t' ••:,i: ~. • _l~ Soccer club "rusty" but successful last weekend in Milwaukee indoor tournament ParkSlde's Sarah Hletl earned All- Amencan status in the one--nule run Her ttme o{ 509 21 was good lor lourth place "The race i\SeU was pretty much as p\anlled." wd DeWill "Sarah ran a smart race. She started on the lnslde and had to work her \liay out ,n (ront "so she wouldn't get run o\'er .• The distance medley relay team nu "ed becommg All Amencans The team Hnished in fourth but third was needed. Three 01 the gtrls ran their best tlme of the year _Jill Fobair ran the half-mlle leg: Jacqueline Cotton, the quarter-nule leg; Hlelle. the three-quarter nule leg II , ~• I,p "It •""12 r., I. I< by Carol KorteDdkk Sports E41tor -The rust was sho\\;ng." coach Rl<k Kllps said refernng 10 the soccer club's brst match 10 the MII- 'Y<-aukee Indoor Tournament held last weekend The Rangers played . mwaukee. and lost 3-1 Kilps said this ..... the first time. .nee its tnp to ea.worma for Na· uonals. the tearn played against outside competition The rust soon disSOlved, as the men tied Rocldord CoUege lrom nhnOl' I-I Saturday mormng Sunday, into the third malch, the Rangers "changed their strategy" against Green Bay and won 6-4. Parkstde's change meant remov- 109 a defending player for an attacking player to add emphasis on goa\.; B)' the end of the brst hall, the Rangers were ahead ~ 1 "We had an excellent game and leam eflort. The six goals we scored were by six dilferent people," said Kllps. Aller one hour. the team battled and defeated Marquette 4-3, in the seml-linals. The Rangon; held the MlcheUe Marter, who usually ancbo" the relay, had a cold, so De- Wjll put 10 CoUeen Wismer. Hlell ran her leg after an hour's rest (01· lowing her nule Iinal and ran with the same time as ber three-quarter split in her mile final 10 Fnda)"s semi-finals. Jacqueline Colton ran her best time of the year 10 the 6O-yard dash. yet finished tlurd in her beat, which laHed to quaWY her {or the linals. In the one-mile trials, Wismer and Marter botb competed, but failed to qualify. Wismer ran a S~17 and Marter ran 5:20 to linlsh tilth in their respective heats. Fobair placed fifth in her heal in the hall-nule trials, and Julie Ann McReynolds finished filth jn her "Six other teams didn't make it ... we did. We beat some good competition along the u:ay, " --Rick Kilps lead. in the {irst hall, 3-11. Parl<side's pace slowed In the second hall, however. and Marquette tied. Game decision was (orced into a sudden death lie breaker. Two minutes into the tiebreaker, Parksl· de', Greg Winter kicked in the linal goal. The R2ngers kicked 011 another game against Milwaukee about 10 minutes later and lost in the finals two-mile heat. Both girls, however, failed to quaWy. ParkSide finished in a tie lor 15 out 01 56 teams. Adams State Irom Colorado won the meet, (ollowed by Prairieview (Tex.). Milwaukee and Eau Claire finished third and lourth. "I think jt was a good experience for the girls," said DeWitt, "u showed they could compete with the best people in the country. Give our girls some time and work and next year we'U brmg home some places and All_Americans, Carol Romano competed in the one-mile walk at the TAC Nationals. held at Madison Square Garden, last weekend. She finished 11th out of 13 competitors in a time 01 8:12. 6-0. ,"We .;veren't disappointed," said Kilps, We played three games in four hours; physically it was too much for us. "It was encouraging on our part t~ g~t that far. Six other team~ dldn t make it; we did. We beat some good tearns along the wa " si;etatiStiCS were not kept lor ia~k • ,,t !,I 1 ( by KimberUe Kranicb Only 1.47 seconds came between Parkside's Tim Renzelmann and lirst place last weekend 'at the Kan· sas City NAIA National Indoor Track Meet. Parkside qualified two runners for the meet, Renzelmann and Andy Serrano. Parkside tied with four teams for 20th place. 72 teams participated. Renzelmann earned aU of Parkside's eight points by placing second in the 3 mile run. Renzelmann's time was 14:00.28. HHe's a great runner," said coach Lucian Rosa. The best I've ever coached. He always runs faster than 1 tell him to." Rosa felt Renzelmann was physi-~ cally capable 01 taking first but Serrano earned filth plac' with his 4:28.61 mile in the semifinals, though he needed third or beller to qualily lor the finals. White Renzelmann is , senior, Serrano can look forward to one more season. "I hope to qualifya relay team in Nationals," concluded Rosa. Ranger needs sportswriters - MILLER IUGB LIFE ATHLETE OF THE WEEKSarah Hiett . Track &: Field Sarah IS a sophomore from Union Grove High School. At this past weekend'S NAIA ~atlonals she gained indoor All_American. 50nors In the. l-m.le run. Her time waS .09.21. ThiS IS the second time she has won All-American honors Last year she was named· ' In the 1500 me.ters. .__..~ Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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