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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 198! reviewed Pages 11-1it ., Thursday, Dec, 13, 1984 ' University of Wisconsin-Parkside yom the~rkside ~ger ... z Thursday, Dec. 13, 1984 Editorial Student punctuation Gu.. tEdiluriaJ by I'l'aDkliJI K.<z..ski 1atIiIlg apiDst the railiDg at the MoIltwo part 01 the roncoone, I as strudt by a fabulous idea. The fact was that the cortege of studeDts going past me was sitniIar to the pWlctuatioll marks within an .... y, Wlth the air between them like words The greater majority of students are lite spacers between words. Spacer. are those studeDts wbo are on campus just for a high grade, baccalaureate or a goud time, These reasons might seem lite different ends of a spectrum, but none of them do much to unplOYe campus We or sptnt. Students wbo can be classified as comnw on campus are the ones wbo have super ideas, but they fail to carry them to totallruition. They do make you pause lite a comma does III a sentence, but then you go abuut your own business. Smucolon students are a lad bit beller than commas, and they are Wl1tingto talte on some responsibil- .Iy for Kelting things accomplished on campus. GeoeraIIy, but not always, they are drafted and accept leadenlup roles in clubs they are per>onalJy IIIterested in. 1beD lIMn are a few people on campus wbo ask bow the _Is would lite to bave things run. 'Ibis group, of course, is the administrabon, and they are surely designated the slatus of the questioll mart. These interrogative marks must of course be answered by Imperative statements. The only trouble is that there are too few students ~ ing to talte that responsibility upon themselves of becoming the period at the end of a statement. The few who do must sacrifice a large amount of their personal time and energy in making that statement, for which they are oflen criticized and seldom appreciated. Y011 know one of the surprising groups of students lbat I bave noticed is the high percentage of involvement of challenged (disabled) studeDts compared with the percentage of the involvement of the normal _t popuIabon on campus. 'Ibis in""lved interest and the extra worlt they mighl do might be only over-compensation for their challenged condition, or possibly it may be due to their knowledge, througb deprivation, that one must try to make things beller. As far as a pWlctuation marlt, challenged studeIIts lW'ely stand out lite exclamation points. WeD, I've been leaning against this rail long enough looking at and classifying students. Now is the time to ask. a question of whomever might be reading this. "Whal type 01 pune/uation would someone use 10 cbssily you?" Would they classify you as a "me" person like an empty spacer or a comma, or a "we" person, similar to the semi· colon or period type punctuation? The administration bas been asking lately, "Why doesn't Parltside retain a larger number of juniors and seniors?" My last answer as a student Senator is "There are too many 'I' and 'me' people on campus and not a sufficient number o( 'we' or 'us' students contributing to a more stable, cohesive and pennanent four year university at Parkside." The only way Parltside is going to become a leading campus in the UW system is if the student budy puts down their "me" attitude and adopts the "we" philosophy. It's up to us, and it's in our students' hands, Let's go home and have a "HAPPy HOLIDAY." Then, when WE come back, let US give it that "Old Parltside try." E i or cause like to thank everyone wbo contributed cash and would also lite to ' thank those wbo lent moral support to our efforts, The money will go to a good cause! Sincerely, Michael G. Daniel, African Relief Rep. ADthropology Club Write a letter to the Editor ... 'OIl • j , " RANGEI\ .---:_---- V "NO, CASPAR WEINBERGER. I AM THE GHOSTOF BUDGE.T CUTS YET TO COME." Nobody asked me, I want answers to Christmas questions to the next one; but when we left him before, there was quite a Ioag line of children to see him. What confusion we must be putting our children througb. I will personany never completely recover fromthe /rauma. Next question: wby do the networks broadcast the Christmasspecials so early in the monthofDecember? It's not that Imind Christmas specials, I actually love to watch Frosty melt, and I get a b~ laugh every year at Boris Kartolf helping the Grincb steal Christmas. Bul wby wben we are barelydone digesting our Thanksgiving stuffiag, do we start to see Christinas being Continued on Page 19 by Pat Heusia!< Community News Editor warned them about), and to be sure, we'll bear those people at the other end of the spectrum wbo can only find enougb room in tbeir brain to come up witb "BAH! HUMBUG!" Tbat's original, and thai certainly is the spirit. My purpose here is not to criticize, thougb. Instead I have some questions, and it's my bope that by Christmas, I'll have some answers. It's been puzzling me (or some time now, exactly why does every single sbopping center have to have a Santa? When I was still a child, il always confused me tbat Santa would go from shopping tenter to shopping center _ I never saw him on the road, and he always beat us but ... Letter to the Editor Abortion - an issue of human life To the Editor: due to fear, etc.). What else can Because I am Jim Neibaur's abortion be called other than murwife, this leller will be thought der? Murder of the most beautiful b.ased by many. However it is not defenseless form of human life. ' Jtrn. I am defending,.It 15: the thou- There is nothing else to consider sands of unborn babies killed every in this life/death situation Wh day that I'm concerned with. person kills another, we don'te~: Iwould Just like one pro-abortion hate whether the deceased person to prove that the fetus is not burden to his or he f '1' was a a living human being who knows tional or financial :tat~';e s:rr:t fear, feels pain and wants to sur- the murderer and grieve for the vicvive. There's been proof that it is (a tim.. An unborn baby commits no VIdeo tape of an actual aburtion lakin. g place shows the infant reac- cnme-why should it have to pay with its life? ting to pain, an increased heartbeat Abortion is NOT a religious Relief fund is a good To the Editor, On Wednesday and Thursday of last week the ADthropology Qub set up a booth on the Urnon Bridge and collected donations for African Retief A total of $135.58 was collected The money was forwarded to the US CoDlJltillee for UNlCEF. Tbe Anthropology Qub would :.:- ~:::=::::::::::::::::::::::::=:::::::::::::::..~.~::: Bob KIosIDc- _ Comm-,. News EdIIor Pat~~~]£~\2~~~~~_1~~~ Zlrtd_ DiItrtbatIooi Muacer BreMo ~ _ _ AId. __ Muacer to.; " I-I"" , co'· ~ - ... i'''' It's once again that peculiarly joyous time of the year wben all students throw up their hands and say "It's done!" Actually, we do that twice a year, once in spring, once in winter. Yes, in case you've had your head in a book for the entire semester, you've probably noticed that the seasons have indeed changed, and it's almost Christmas. H won't be long now and we'll be hearing all those people who go around humming and whistling Christinas carols (those are people I'm certain everyone's mother has issue, it is a human one. However, the only comfort I persouaUycan find in this situation is to knowtbal God has taken the aborted children into His care. If my son comes homeat theage of 16 with a pregnant girlfriend,my mind will not be changed. Iwould offer to take the child in myseU,as that child would be a par! of me. We may not all make great c<JII' /ributions to society, but we aUdeserve a chance at life. NOBODY has the right to 13ke that away' Diana NeibaUf STAFF . Jim Burge. Konise Cassity Jay Crapser, Mite Froehlte, Natalie Haberman, Darryt Hahn, Kimberlie Kr.anlcb, Steve Kratochil J If ~~~J~~~ t:f~~aureeD Wawro, 'KeVin Rangttr is written and edited by studflnts at UW-PatksidB and they are solelYresponsible for its ediror/al policy and content PublishtJd every Thursday during the IIcadem/c 'IN . . . Ra • r ?XCtlpt dunng bf'BlIks lind holidays. A/~ IS prmted by the RlIClne Journal Times. . Wise . espon~ence should be Bddressed to: Parlcside Ranger, UniverSity of 2295D11sml-PBT~side. Box No. 2000. Kenosha. WI 5314'_ Telephone (414) 553- fIT 414) 553-2287. • LettBnf to thB editor will be lICCepted if t'tpewrinen. doub/trsp8Ced on stand8ld "'PhllPSPM. LettSts should be less than 350 words (mel must btl signed, with II teleone number incluc/-.J I. • • . •h •• 1d po",~ quest. DeBdli .... ,or vernlCal/on purposes. Names will be wit II<> U r ...... ne for letters Is Tuesday at 10 /I m for publication Thursday. Range .....IINes the r~ ht t fld: . . (Dry com",nt. 9 0 'It letters lind refuse letters contslning false and def6l1l8 RANGER 3 Tbursday, Dec. 13, 1984 Faculty Senate passes n dvisi · The Faculty Sen~te passed a The lic' . ew a vIsIng policy policythat will help Improve advis- .ed advi.'ingy:dtablish~ ~ centraliz- major will continue to meet with mg lor students WIth undectored manned onen tion center. an assigned advisor from th . majors and those in academic mis- with undby:;Cedulty,~o 8Jd students cilic department. ell speery. ec majors and those " , The Academic Policy Committ who r~U1re prescriptive advising. There s been a lot 01 discussion (APe) presented the Academic A":- Prescnptive advising will be lor about the problem of advising for vising Policy to the Faculty Senate stu~ents who are baving academic' at l~t two years among the faefor approval on Tuesday Dec 4 ~fl_CUlty. These students would u:t~ S8Jd James Shea, professor The policy has been in the 'rks' ve a course schedule prescribed 0 logy and chair of APe. wo for them by their ad . lor about a year. Students wbo h VISOr. According to Shea, a special ad . ave declared a hoc committee, chaired by Eugene Student affairs need emphasis _ by Pat lIeastu every stud t . . Campus News EdItor . ff en IS more than just tion. Miller said members of the . gomg 0 . to class. and learning new university community need to un- "Academic quality and quality of co:nt Information:" said Miller. derstand that a person's past expelife make for a quality education. ller told the Iisterung group, nenees will be influential' on what made up 01 administration, laculty, will happen later. The luture is ours to make, not acade taff ours to take. H we're not careful th nuc s and students, that Miller applied his concept to the we're liable to end up like the Uni- . ey should look at their own expe- university. "Our society is so comcom. Don't be a Unicorn," said Dr. nences and think about what hap- plex that we see interdependence Ted Mill pens both inside and outside the as a less mature way of dealing er, Prolessor 01 Education" classroom, and then ask thentselves with things. We are interested in Department 01 Counseling and what kinds 01things they do to add telling people to stay out 01 our Human Development Services and to the second curriculum. The "sec. area and not become involved in it. Director 01 the Center lor Student ond Curriculum" deals with the in- But does the institution really beneDevelopment at the University of t~,.action that goes on in the univer- Iit from the adversary relationships Georgia. sity setting outside the classroom, that can develop? Or, among stuMiller equated the plight 01 the known to many as student aflairs or dents, are those at the "C" grade Unicorn with the plight lacing student activities. level less competent than someone many universities. He read the "The student affairs are often re- else? There should be ways of inpoem, "The Unicorn," by Shel Sil- garded as supplemental to the aca- v~lving students to work together. verstein, which says that Unicorns denuc function, but they are not. It s Important to work with peopwere so busy doing their own thing Student affairs programs are coor- Ie." that they became extinct (they dinate with the academic end 01 Miller asked what could be done missed Noah's Ark). Miller warned education. A supplement is adding to create those "systems 01 surthat laculty, academic staff admin- something to something that's al- vival." He pointed out that we are istration and students must work ready complete. Complementary is all value-driven, we have belief systogether so that the university does something that's important to the terns and missions, and il we can't not become like the Unicorn _ ex- completion of -something else. But articulate them, we will have peoptinct. coordinate is the whole thing to- Ie pulling and pushing against each The luture 01 student aflairs on gether being essential and 01'equal other. Miller said that it's imporevery campus is the responsibility importance to the learning that tant to pick up on Levitt's theory 01 01the students, staff and laculty 01 goes on. Most 01 us would agree the total system, which includes that campus. They make up the that what happens outside the people, structure, technology and community that makes the campus classroom is important, but too task. A total system has everything what it is, he said. many people still say that il a per- affecting everything else. Miller Miller, spoke candidly about his son comes to college and is success- then pointed out that it's vital to visions lor higher education and lui academically, they're complete. comprehend that the death of a sysstudent affairs at a lecture last They are't seeing the process as a tern can come Irom failing to take week. Miller questioned how uni- whole or as a totality," said Miller. care 01 the smallest detail. versities can create environments Miller said that our development The responsibility for the success that will appeal to both young adult is going on constantly. Little by litt- of a system lies with each individand non-traditional students, to the Ie we start to understand more ual to some extent, he said. "In a abled and the disabled, to the em- about who we are. As we get older, situation where there are students, ployed and unemployed student. we deal with different content and the major responsibility for per- "There is a reasonable agree- different ideas. Things get more sonal development lies with the stument on what excellence is al complex as we continue to develop, dents to develop themselves. We about, particularly through relevant and in terms 01the university, each won't really teach anybody anydialogue and communication pro- person is at a different stage 01 thing. We are ultimately responsicesses that take place. There's his/her development. Programs ble lor what directions we accept, more to education than is often need to be created that will be re- and il we don't take the responsibilconsidered. What's necessary for sponsive to the needs 01the popula- Continued OD Page 8 Norwood, professor of German researched and wrote the majoritY 01 the policy. The report from the ad hoc committee was accepted by the Vice Chancellor and then sent to APe. . "The thrust of this is that we need to do a better job educating advisors and thereby we will be doing a better job advising students. Our pwpose is to be\p students who need help. We want to see students getting their degrees", said Shea. Where the advising center will be housed and the costs 01the project have to be -ud out by the Vice ChanceUor. Additional information about the advising center will be in the next issue 01 the Ranger, Jan. 17. PSGA looks at new policy policy exists, and then lind yourself completely in violation 01 il would be extremely discouraging 10 any student, and pretty lrustrating, too; so as the governing body lor the students, we should help them to understand not only how things have come into existence, but how to deal with lbem as well, and we should let them know exactly what they are responsible for," she said. Tunks said that the Senate after a briel discussion, had tho~t a brochure on all the policies that affect students would be appropriate; however, the Senate made no lor, mal motion at this time to I>egb; work on a brochure. "The reason the Senale didn't take lormal action in the past Senate meeting was because they haven't really had a lOt 01 time 10 think about the implications themselves. After doing a IitUe research, we may lind that a brochure would be ineffective, maybe wortshops on the policies would be better, 'or maybe both. The Senate needs to do a little more research, but I'm Continued OD Page 4 by Pat Uenslak Campus News Editor The Faculty Senate recently approved the new Academic Advising Policy and Parkside Student Govemment Assocation (PSGA) Senate plans to search out new ways to help students on campus be more aware 01 how this policy will aflect them. Terry Tunks, PSGA president, said, "The new policy talks about the student being responsible for his or'her advising success. There's really a potential lor a wide range 01 implications that will go along with that, including students who simply will not know the policy is in existence. There are a lot 01 policies on campus that call for the responsible student, and that's line, but what if the student isn't even aware that the policy exists? How would they know what to ask lor? "I think it really is part of PSGA's responsibility to get the students informed about the policies and keep them aware 01 the policy changes that will aflect their careers here. To not know that a Math comp waived for some students "We're not terribly unhappy, but we'd like to see (the proposal) modified a bit," Weston said. He said the proposal includes trigonometry, a one-credit module, and allows students to complete the competency requirement with a D- in algebra. Weston said he would like the proposal to require students 10 get a C or better in lbe course, but Shea disagreed. "Passing is passing," Shea said. The math department is also unhappy that they were not notified untif just belore the proposal was passed that it was before the committee. "We were notified late in the game and that's why some people are ticked off," Weston said. The math department has asked the committee to reconsider the proposal, Weston said, to include their recommendations. But Shea said the committee's decision is prohably Iinal. But Shea said notice was sent to the department "well , ahead," and that lbe committee's • itaiM" is"Pft'bably'ft'rrtlt. '01 ........... - ~. by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor A decision by the Academic Policy Committee to waive the math competency tests for students who pass college algebra or higher math courses is drawing fire from the math division. Anger, suspicions and disgust. people who mistakenly thought the versity Undergraduate Council 01 The proposal, passed several These are a lew 01 the words students actually intended to com- Students said supporters 01 the ret- weeks ago by the committee, is the some Brown University students mit suicide in the event of nuclear erendum were pleased the press first provision to allow students to are using to describe their reactions war. was so interested and happy the waive a competency exam. The to the national press coverage of Supporters 01the relerendum are media attention belped generate so committee's decision is effective their recent "cyaniderelerendum." not ptanning to kill themselves, but much student involvement in the immediately, In a campus election that set re- rather are trying to say that a coun- election, but "we're disillusioned Committee Chairman James cord levels 01 participation, Brown try that stockpiles nuclear wea- by the power 01 the press to sway Shea said students who have passed students voted overwhelmingly to pongry is analogous to a health opinion and create inaccurate ima- college algebra usually have the stock the school's health center service that stockpiles cyanide: ges." math skills needed to pass lbe comwith cyanide pills as an anti-nuclear both are suicidal. The experience left Brown stu- petency test. weapons protest. The cyanide reler- "They (the media) have not been dents complaining 01 being mis- "We don't see any reason to reendum brought on a weeklong emphasizing the symbolism 01 the quoted and misrepresented, and quire such students to take the test, flood 01 coverage by local, national referendum, and that is the most united in their disgust and mistrust or others to grade it," Shea said. and international news organiza- important part 01 the proposal," 01 the press, Turner said. "It's just kind 01 dumb." tions. Jason Salzman, an organizer 01 the She said that during one inter- But the math department, while The press coverage, in turn, caus- movement, told a reporter from the view, for example, a local television not disagreeing with the proposal, ed ,a deluge 01 calls and letters to University 01 Pennsylvarua student newscaster would not allow stu- has some problems WIth It, S8Jd thlt university expressing shock newspaper. dents to explain the symbolic no- Prolessor Kenneth Weston, eh... • oufq~;JlJ:lll~~~illi.<!P_ {~~ '-:..;".J)!I~r_-l!o!1!Jef ef>tllle-·Ilre_-Uni,·_,· '."C'.' .' ••&a\iIl ........ ,~,. " ...... ,·._er~~lIeparlJlIl!IIt·_- •.• ~- Brown students react to coverage 4 T1umday, ~. 13, 1984 PU AB passes new "We're not saying that the v_ sbouId give ak:oboIi<: prizes The Parts,de Union Advisory and we're not saying that they Board (PUAB) last FrIday approv. can't," said Preston, "What we are ed a ~wnte 01 IlJIaIcoboI ,l!DdOr saying is that if lbey are going to poh<y, voted to ertend the amounl give aJcobolie prizes lbeo they bet01 lime availahle IDr the purdlase t.. have non-aJcobofic prizes availa01 bewfaces at UDIODevents and ble lor those wbo are too young to tabled a poficy that would allow drink or wbo don't wutto drink." UllIOnbartenders 10 ..... ve tips, The approved goideline will now The aJcobol veodol' poficy .... re- be sent to the Assistant ChanceDor wnnen by a sub-eommutee 01 lor approval or disapproval board members Bruce Preston, In order to increase profits in lbe Kttlb I!armaM IlJId J ..... Tun- UDIOD,the boanI approved a plan kieIa alter lbe ongmaI draft .... to ..tend lbe amount 01 lime that lound 10 be Inacceplable OIIe bevenges IlJId ticltets may be purmajor problem J ..... Tunkittcz, chased during events in lbe Union. flanIer edttor, bad Wllb the O<ICI- Tickets will be on sale un.W five naI pobcy .... the gwdebne that minutes belore lbe end of the SVCIfSIed that Ranc... """ertIsers event, beer will be sold unW the DOl p~ IlJIY ads thai portny a1ro- overhead lights in the Union are hoi til I r.-abIe lJlIlJIIler lurned 00, and soda will be avalla- "nus £UIdeIIDe IS clearly __ hie unW patrons have lefl lltuUOoaI." said TwWeicz. She It is boped that wilb this change, presented a m<rno from the Sl1I- students will slay in the Union unW dent Press Law center in Waslunc- the end 01 the event, rather than tOIl. DC whidl aled cuneol IIw, leaving early lor last drinks It IDd IndJcaled thaI other vendor neigbboring ban. Iwdeltnes ID the original pobcy "We are losing sales and treating __ uncomtItullonal IS well. adults like cJuldren," said Dennis The other major change .... a PadIoct. in rele<ence to the idea "'CU1Itioo ID the origiaJ pobcy that lbat shutting down lbe a1cobol proIublted vendors from living aJ.- early would Increase sobriety cobol IS prues It events, Tbe com- _ those driving borne ... PeopDIIU .. ~Wl'Ole the rule to say that Ie are IeIvtng for list calls at ban. ,. ~ prues are to be liven. IDl1 .... ·re DOl addressing the probI noo-alcoboIIo substitute (erdud- \em" tlII water) mID! also be made IVIIi- The boanI also tabled I pobcy able," thai would allow Union barterlders 'I'bouIb the Board memben Ip- to reteive lips in a discreet manner. proved tile _ pobcy. U""'" Di- Tbe r-. for this. according to rtdor Bill Niebuhr ezpressed con- member Jack Kemper. is beause ce<n lbool admuustrati .. approval lbe Union bartenders mate less 01 I pobcy lbIt _ allow a1ro- tban bartenders in neighboring bob< _ to be .."... "I don't communilles. This suggestion was tIunIt lbIt this will ny." be SlId. debated. and it was decided that Alcohol program set The RaCIne CoUDC1.l on A1cobol community groups. The lraining is and Other Drug Ab.... Inc. IS set to begin late JllJIuary and will ~ ~ ~ ~ .::;,::: be provided hy aperts in lbe field. leer to be lJlSlruc1Dn ID lbe Youth Interested persons should call Jan Alcohol and Ilrutl Awareness Pro- Meredith at 632~ for further incram It area schools. churches and formation. by Kari DillOi Become an <ificer inthe ~ National Guard. Take our Cdlege Student Officer Ptogram part .. while you go to scbooI full-time. Get management expenenc:e and a good paycbeck every month. And be a Seoond Ueutenant by the time you graduate. Then you serve just one weekend a month and two weeks each swnrnet'. For RUe infmnation call: 654-5179 • ,.., alcohol veRdor guidelines licy that allows those beers that thing to drink, and then no enough information was not availa- ~e selling well in the commuruly someday take a class from thetll~ ble to hid lor the contract at Par':ld~ Chair Dave Higgens su . ':Tbere are some lega~.prohlems And one board member 0 sending a memo about !gesloi that I have to look into. said N,e- also a' bartender voiced a proUbl~m lem, hut .!band .. Was ~~P."b: bohr, "and if necessary 1 will bnn~ that heexjlOrienCed m the mo~ "Maybe '.the problem could-' it up at the next Union Direeto wbije working. He S31d he felt un_dressed' in something like be adMeeting." Probl ems with the IRS easy refusing to serve some mem article presenting the p: ~I and declaring tips on tax forms bers of the faculty. • Bo lin' Nie.bUbr said. 0 etll," were also mentioned- "The bar- "Some members of tlte. w g . _, • tenders may end up being hurt hy ea e went a little overboard one . The 'next PUAB meelin . the whole thing," said Walter L: ..said Kemper. "It put me in scheduled lor January. A new~ Feldt ~eai strange position if I have to WIll he elected because IIigge", . In other business. the board also tell them that they can't have any- graduating. U approved a beer brand selection . Task force works'··for students de~ts go' home' at nigul. they go tion Divilii6n; Betty Shutl~, Vi back (0 the old friends. a lot of Chancellor IDean of Faculty an~ whom are not in college. so there prolessqr o!.AntbroPOlogy;and II> are a lot of distractijlDS.:;., ',' chaeLB~~slS" tnterim, Allis"'t the FresbInan.soph0'l10re Task c~anS~f9r,(as OfJan.15.198S)and Force"s made up \>f aJ! ,all'star assocla e prol!""'r n~SQc;oI'I!Y. team.:i!ccording to Gus!dn.,T;be 14 G\>skinhas. asked tbal ~ COO> mernqers, 01 the .•Task Fpree",:e rmJt.~ .su~rmt ~ report On Ihoir probahly the. most acti~e p,e<lRle0" fln\lmg§ ~~ A~ril IS. '.: campus. Task force members are Canaty. chati' of the TaskF,~ John Buenker. professor of History said that the charge of the COI1lJnit. and Archivist; Robert Caru,rrY,pro- tee. IS so broad that they COuld IIiIiI fessor.OfEngfish and ehatl' oflbe ~p ~Olng ~ylbingf~m a "'ties ~ H~nities Division ;plOn~,maw '. Illt~or" £,\>~es. ~ hyiJy:. to ni> Chen, p~fessor: Of,..~lle,~S!:Iep.£e; vept1~_~I.UIlJV_erslty:;· ~ -; _ . Art Dudy£h~, prolessor,o,f Busin~ss" The cO~tt" is Ciure,iIy io and chair of the Business and Ad- the planmng stages and Iooiinj t ministrative Science Diyision; Stel-, the many JlOSSibmtieslor helpilr la Gray, 'Professor, ementllS·; John .~ the fre~lIl.an-sopb~t'!art _Harbison. 'professor of 'Political Some oI'lbequestiOlliill~<&Imit, Scifnce, IlJId~coordinatQ~ "of_qte In,. tee~; IOQ~g. alart!" Ga/!(.~ !Inl terita~?naI Studies. PrDg!;"!'1' ,,,etel: stqd<t!ltJ<9l!"'ng_ to./be,!IIJi!'llSilJ Hoff. associate i>rof~o,r!l!!~ngljsh! Wlt~ ~~r -~~.~"l!'" and )!~manities, ~nd chair!.! lbe mi~Qries,<I possibiJity;.,df,,, lI!OI Uniye~it~ committee; J J\!~.pder to ,!P~~.,~_<I!nissions"~ LlcIma_n.,prolessor" of; llfi>\I1t!J!lat-, ar~ ),*!\,gtY~B stu~Is;)l!1o_ ics; Eugene Norwood.-professor of here lIie appropnate'in!lII1IOlioo German; Ronald Pavalko. profes- _ about how to get ready lorl'OlI!ie; sor of Sociology and chair of lbe are we helping stodenls male I Behayioral Sdence Qivision ;-.!:liU'- sm,,?!Ii:r~imsitionfrol!> JUiti,,!dIooI bara,' S~ade.!assoclate p~ofessor 01 toc~~~~,~lIring~t ~ Edu~~tinn:and chai.!: of tfJeEduca--,PP;tbIu!'d oPPace;, . Senate .mulls;@d.visi~:g"rul~st;:,-:<>;~~ii' and Whereas: The studen~ have -n,)' ant"d?ro-.rempore 'ol-t!le>$<blI! voieeeiin the ·Board 6f· Regerits; Be should include aeting .. allUilIicllIt Resolved lbat: Parkside Student lalionsj""mrnunicayort'IiIIsllA f. Government. mc. is itiifavorol a PSGAo.i;We've;.needOd,so"-" 'Student Regent Bill In'CODS~<Iera-'' do lhis'fol"lrJong lime.,WfW lion by the ,State of Wiscoilsin legis' be; willing, to work'OIltlieoiIllplOi> lature-.."" '. ,..: _. ,menU oj\our own imager 3Bd1ft ''I'm glad we support this," said should work !liard 'at fitIdiIIg" Tunks .. "I think it's a good step; how to better serve the .students" and If It passed lhroug,h the legisla- this campus. By malting peopI< ture,. it will be an ;even bigger step more.t.aware ,of":the' diffeletll ~ lor students, provided that lbere is ices wee'., .. "offer'-"and'01'0iI joiO an effective shldent serving. N body conoerM llS·stud~nts<l,tI\iIii",1 that·s designed to serve the stu. he .laking a first step in better "'" _.dents shoulJl have SQm~ne, who. ing thOS$ s!!,deD~:' f '. .' WI~ fuIlY~ClllJlprehend tl)at position 't~el!JSb.tp~gof&'t~ WIthin Its body. It will make certain for this semester WIn be "~1' that .the ~tudent voice.is hejU'd:: . De~.)1j'1).p;'1!' in.CA),l9,N1: T~nl<s mtroduced a resolution welc~'P¥ ,aiiilJncqur~';~ staling that the duties df'the Assist- teo'!..,;; i:,· '~1 .~~;"ll FINAL STUDENT PAYROLL CHECKS' f·~ms6..~R1": If you would like your final check(s)maiied to 0 : ., ';;,' .. TYPING." I send a wntten request to the Payroll Offi . Y u, • , Letters _ Resum~s • 1. ~~e request inclUdeyou~ addressan~edate' of . :." ).;';p"'e~~~:;;i';,I 2. Attach a self-addressed ., .. '- ... ,. 7.-1 • each check. . stamped envelope for : _···.pHONE.63'-: • Optional req ~ . .' 'A d rson • Desk ~ndP<1¥~~tr..c°~~~ailal:?leat .the UniOn. Ir)tq : Ja~l~~ff~~;k' tve:ur.,.;.}t . , • . :: . ue~!i'fls7·9al"5!>3.2256.i" .:. Racine. WISconSIn'... t.•••• _ ..... Why are capable students dropping out of school? Chancellor Alan Guskin bas set up a task lorce to examine this and other problems facing freshmen and sophomores. "I've been concerned with this issue for quite some time. ~e major topics of my convocation speeches for the past two years tried to focus the altention of the university on the freshman-sophomore year. Our lresbInen and sophomore students, like at many urban universities, are lost. Many are lost beause lbeir skills are 'not up to par. But we lose many because lbey do not get connecied to the university," said Guskin. "Figures show thai some of the besl students who come out of high school do not have a strong motivation to slay in college so lbey don't conlinue on." Guskin set up lbe task loree to look al the goal of keeping fresh-. men and sophomores on campus. The charge of the task force is to rlOd ways to beller integrate freshmen and sophomores into the academic life of the university. This task may be particularly bard at an urban commuter campus like Parkside. said Guskin. "Stu-. Continued from Page 3 hoping they make a decision over the break so we can start to implement things in the next semester, and then over the sununer with the new and transfer students." At its past meeting, the Senate passed two new resolutions, one in regard to the student seat on the Board of Regents. the other directly cbanging the rules in the Senate in regard to the duties 01 the Assist- . ant President Pro Tempore of the Senate. Jan Kratocbvil introduced the resolution in support of the student Regent seat. staling: "Whereas: The students are the body served by the University Board of Regents. RANGER Parkside gets funding for Navy research, other projects More than $24,000 in support of man has recei ed . research and instruction at Parksi- 000 in su rt vf more thsn $770,- Professor Beecham Robinson. The de was accepted Friday, Dec. 7 by the lastJ:d ~ the Navy Over .studyjnvolves surveying all the the UW-System Board of Regents. of lbe res.:r~h . e ~urrent pbase slate's public school districts to asThe Regents accepted $22,000 the slime mold '~VOves exposmg sess the needs of gifted and talfrom the U.S. Navy's Electronic ce halen" physarum 1!"ly- ented students. The study is also Systems Command Office of Naval a/the Na~~:~,:~gnetic f.elds bemg supported by a $10,000 grant Research for a continuing study by Clam Lak W' Th an enna s~te at from the Uhrig Foundation of Milf P ksid . . . e, IS. e antenna IS de- waukee a team 0 ar I e scientists mto signed to facilitate co " . the potential effects of extremely with subme ed b mmumcation Also accepted by the Regents low frequency (ELF) electro-mag- Th R rgts IsosUmarines. was $670 from multiple donors for .. .. '. e egen a accepted $1 500 a Parkside lif' . netic fields on liVing orgamsms. from the W.. '. e science semInar seThe researcb led by Parkside Publi InstrulSC°tinsmDepartment of nes, a forum for reading, a confer- ., f' c c on 10 support of a ence on the humanities and a dralife science pro essor Eugene Good- state-wide study led by Parkside matic arts scholarship fund. Variety of student housing available The Spring Semester is only a holiday away. With the new semester approaching, many students are in the market for housing. . . When students go into the Housing Office. al Parkside they are usually surprised to see, the variety of housing available to-students, The . three most common types.of housing available are rooms at Ranger Hall (Racine YMCA),. rooms in private homes and apartments'in complexes in both Racine and Keilosha. Ranger HaD There are presently 85 students living at Ranger Hall, Racine YMCA, 725 Lake Avenue. Rental costs $505 per semester and all rooms have an, easlem exposure . overlooking Lake Michigan. Along with a private room, students have the privilege' of using the swinuning pools and gyms at the YMCA. For an additional fee: students may use the Nautilus. equipment. Student renters have their own recreation- room -with, a pool table. They also have a television room and a study room. Renters may also rent a small refrigerator for their rooms. Private Homes The second option for student renters is private bomes. Many students. like this situation because of the atmoshpere. Students are aDowed kitchen privileges and a space in the cupboards and in the refrigerator for their groceries and they are Continued on Page 6 'Summer .seminars offered A new proguiidonundergradu- . ates, Summer' Seminars'. for' Under-. graduate ·FeIlows, In, the -Humani-: . ties, is designed,.to 'offer 'StUdents entering their senior ¥"",an'-oppor.' tunity to study .Major" texts'ln the humanities. at.a major r<!SeMCh.lnstitution under the direction of a distinguished teacher and scholar. Full-lime students in good academic standing In the second haH of their junior year are eligible to apply. The seminars, to be held during the summer of 1985, .will be four to six weeks In length. Students who are selected will receive a stipent of $1,500 for a six-week seminar and $1,000 for a four-week seminar, as well as an allowance for bousing, travel and subsistence. Priority will be given to students who have not had previously had similar opportunities. The following seminars are being offered: "The Individual and Modern Society," taught by William Banks, Universi.ty of Californla-Ilerlteley. "The Crilique of Political Rhetoricd'rom Plato to the 1984 Politi- . cal' Campaign," taught by Lloyd' Bitzer, UW-Madison. '''Religion in a Democratic Society," taught by Walter Capps, University of California-8antaBarbara. "In Search of Heroes, Values and Leadership,"taught by Karl Galinsky, University of Texas-Austin. . "Hesse, Mann and Grass: ..Tbree German Texts and the Rise of Totalitarianism," taught by Sol Gittleman, Tufts University. "Democracy in America," taught by W. Carey Williams, Rutgers University. "The Prose and Poetry of John Milton," taught 'by Janel Mueller, University of Chicago. "Geoffrey Chaucer's Canterbury Tales," taught by Russell Peck, University of Rocbester (New York). .. Jonathan Swift and Mark Twain: Ironists in Context," taught by Jobo Sitter, Emory University. "Shakespeare, Keats, Whitman, Yeats: Lyrical Poetry," taught by Helen Vendler, Harvard University. The deadline for application is Feb. 15. Fot further infonnation, contact the instructors of the National Endowment for the Humanities. Christmas play set Florists, Capri Liquors, Scandinavian Design and Bidinger's Music. A spokesperson from Lakeside players said there is a ~pecial group price for groups of twenty or more persons and that season tickets are still available. Call 552-7966 for further information. The Lakeside players are presenting Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" at the Kemper Center, 650t 3rd Avenue in Kenosha, on Dec. 14 and 15 at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $4 for adults and $3 for children and are available at Serto-Stella Furniture, Angelo's 5 Thursday, Dec. 13, 1984 NEWS BRIEFS Some UW students watched Mental patients attending classes at UW-Madison will come under closer scrutiny from campus police, who have asked officials or a state mental hospital for more infonnation on patients who come onto campus. The police will also do their own research. The request came alter police learned from an out-of-state tip thai one of the patients on campus had been committed alter killing his stepfather. Real agents don't wear purple A federal operation to crack down on domestic terrorism became visible in Milwaukee last week as agents made a surprise inspection at Brewsters, an East Side boutique, the Milwaukee Journal reported. Agents of the Federal Protection Service discovered a display 01 neon-colored shirts complete with agency shoulder patches. Agents apparently feared some trendy young woman might put on one of the shirts and impersonate a federal officer, the Journal said. The shirts are available in a variety of fluorescent colors, like orange, yellow and purple, confessed a store clerk. They are long· sleeved, 100 percent cotton and have flaps on the shoulder and breast pockets. Brewsters sells them for $18. Store owner Susan Brewster was warned she faced a federal complaint and possible forced removal of the shirts. But the agenty decided not to pursue the case after discovering that the patches were ten years old. Store workers did not seem worried about possible federal action, however. Salesclerk Michelle Brouchard said: "The shirts are very well made. But someone wanting to impersonate an officer of the law wouldn't be wearing an orange shirt," Clove cigarettes dangerous Indonesian clove cigarettes, which have become a fad among West Coast teenagers, could be causing serious illness or even death, officials warn. United Press International reported that Dr. Frederick Schechter, a California surgeon, said he believe the cigarettes contriboted to !be death of a 17-year~ld boy last March and the serious illness of a second teenager he treated. "Everyone must understand that I cannot prove aD Ibelieve yet," Schechter said. "But I have two teenagers who smoked clove cigarettes. One was treated for five days and recovered. The other' is dead." He said he did not know whether there was toxic material in the smoke or whether il altered the body's abilily to reduce infection . The dead teenager suffered from nu-Iike symptoms before be was hospitalized for coughing up blood, Schechter said. The youth suffered exaggerated responses, he said, and had abscesses and perforations on both lungs. After operating four times, Schechter said, "We finally ran out of functional lung." Brown students show opinion The Brown University student newspaper found thai many of !be students listed in a political ad as Reagan-Bush hackers weren'l Republican voters after aD. After one of the students listed complained she had only sought further information about the Reagan ticket, the Brown Daily Herald called a random sample of ten students listed in the ad and found only four who actually supported the GOP. The student Reagan-Bush organization that compiled the ad took responsibility for the error, saying some lists got coofused. Breakfast seminars serve entree of public management Five breakfast ~ In public Dates, topics and speakers are: ter of Public Administration pro- Vogel consults and does workshops Milwaukee. gram. Murin also is director of the on a variety of public admInistra- -April ll-"Technical Writing: management on topics induding. -Dec. 13-"What is a Database? Urban Corridor Consortium of Uni- tion gpecialties, including personnel Reports and Proposals," with Camicrocomputers, personnel isslles Examples of Agenty Applications," versities, which Includes the UW issues. rol-Lee Sallioli, a Parkside Enclish and technical writing are scbOduled with Parkside mathematics profes- campuses at Green Bay, Milwauk- -March S-"Prograrn Evaluation: at Parkside beginning Thursday, sor' Donald Piele, who Dec. 13. .' to the Chancellor for computer ac- author of several is assistant ee, Oshkush and Parkside. He ~ the How Do You books and articles with Parkside Know sociology What Worts?" professor =~'::"~~ ~ has wriUetl about !be teacbinc of Seminars, all on Thursdays, tivities. Piele set up the microcom- on urban politics and public admin- Anne Statham. Statham is a widely begin at 7:45 'a.m. with a conlinen- puter l.,iming area in Parksid~'s.li- istration. recognized sociologist whose most :r:::f.::....u ~ :::": tal breakfast in Union Roo 106. The brary, organized computer training -Feb. 7-"Personnellssues: Con- recent study of differences in the prove their effectiveness as writen. programs start at 8 a.m. and con- programs and has served as con- f1iet Resolution," witb Donald managements styles of men and clude by 9:30 a.m. The series costs sultant for microcomputer instaIla- Vogel, who serves on the faculty of women has gained attention The seminar series is sponsored $65; the fee for individual programs lions throughout the university. the UW-Milwaukee Master of Pub- throughout the state. Statham also by Parkside's Master of Public Adis $25. The cost Includes breakfast. -J 24-"Techniques for Cost- lic Administration program, as well does researcb on the family and ministration Program and the UW To register and obtain more infor- . anblic Services," with William as the Univer;;ity Enension DeJ"l!'l; , eyaluation stud!"" of human serv- Extensjon Department of Govern- • mation, call PrOf. Kenneth Hoover . ~u director ,)f'ParkSide's' MaS- ment.o! Govehlmelltal. Affairs. I'~ programs In this area and m mental Affairs. ,: at ~2518.\ . ~ . , . ~ '" '" . <I ,:. :"'4~'~i..-~\'...t ....;~.:::-..... -.~~~~.\t..tt.f:t-t,,\$(Ui\'\\'~'J:~.' ~~I( •• "" .... ~ ....... M.~~ ••....... \', f"'A~" "'A~~"'"' 'A·'~ /~"i"Jo-""~K'...... '".;......,"':-";"<.44·"''',J .. ""'......-,.; II I "'.iiIay, Dec. IS, UN Ily Luftea Wlwro zq Gail Burden spoke to children at the Child Care to continue, so if that child is wiUing to stand up and say 110. that assaullei' isn't going to pursue the matter." But since children are rarely taught to speak out against authority ligures. the assaulter is assured of the perfect victim. From birth. children are forced to accept hugs and kisses /rom friends and relatives. This belps to confuse a child in an abuse situation. "We actually set our kids up for assault," Burden said. "We bave to teach them they UNITARIAN UNIVERSAUSTS Son=to~ haI~ religious cIoctrtnes. Have you fJ'Y8( fa« disenchanted with orthodox religion because it hands you a pred~ faith or because it ~ Immature or unreasonatf so, the Unitarian Universalist Church may be for you. For hu~ of years this Vital den- ?1TII~on has been encourag. Ing Individuals to question and to ~ THII THE CHURCH YOU HAVE _ TO FIND? ~Un._,~1st Church Womcw. -.r_a.-._ . Club • 6021 ., ._ ... Q.!o;.-.... ..--.1ctlOo! • ~__ LC ; : ~ - '.' .- A bused children face difficult decisions they·U take me away and put me in jail.' Threats are made against the Gail Burden. a pediatric nurse child so subtly. they aren't even lrom Kenosha Memorial Hospital, aware of it," said Burden. talked to I dozen concerned parents Parents can screen possible child at the Child Care Center Dec. 6. in sexual abusers by knowing a few a presenlation about child sexual warning sigos. Typical abusers conabuse. stantly want to be around children. Burden ... d that she crusades lor They usually are domineering and child seJ:ual abuse prevention "We demonstrate the wish to control (Burden and ber <:o-workers) found people. "Most assaulters are we were beconung frustraled by male." said Burden. "and most the red tape involved WIth sexual have been sexually assaulled as assault. SO we decided we'd try to children themselves." prevent IllflSlead" To do this. Bur- Signs to 1001< for in your children den travels to schools and child vary. Sleep disturbances. wetting car. renters. speaking first with the bed. school difficulties and a parents. then WIth the children. change in appetite should aU be inBurden outluled the typical chi1d vestigated. Also. children should almolester. "Some sauaJ .... uIts do ways be believed where sexual occur by .....".,... but It'S a very abuse is concerned. "Children do smaU percentage. and those IS- IIOtlie about sexual abuse," Burden sauIts are usually sudden- They're stressed. "auIdren only know what very VIOlent and they're usually a we teach them. They couldn't come one-time occurreoce. Eigbty-live up with this on their own." pen:ent of aU ..... uIts are conunit- What can be done about the sexted by __ the chiJd knows." uaI abuse of ctilldren? "Slop it beFriends. relatives. teachers and fore it starts," Burden advised. Sexbobyaitten mMe up the majority of ual abuse prevention shouJd begin ~ at the ~ possible age. The _ conunilted by an Ie- "Never give blanket authority," qualntance 01 the child Is very diI- said Burden. Parents leDd to leach lerent /rom violent uIt by a children that groups such as police, stranger. "It's a subtle uIt,'· she teachers and Idults in general .~Iained. "It starts out graduaDy should have control over them. ..lid It conlinues over a period 01 Parents should instead instruct lime." their chi1dren to respecllUthority. Ouldren have a natural tendency but also that it's aU right to say 110 to keep secret... and the abuser to !be members of these groups. plays off this tendeDcy to keep oth- "Very frequently, aU a chi1d bas ers /rom knowmg 01 hislher rela- to do Is say no and that will be !be lionship with !be child. "They use end of it," Burden said. "Secrecy is threats such as 'if you tell anyone. !be main ingredient for an assault r""-'........, ,,,.."I....,............III'1 Public service interns sought I I The Public Service Internship Outreach at 553-2032. In the past. PSIP interns ba.. ~ ~ Program (PSIP) at Parkslde has PSIP t d ts t ti I worked for Rep. Les Aspin !he ci~ ~ CELEBR AI TE ~ winter and summer openings for rience ~:rt':~g f~:::;~cti~~:: of Kenosba, the Racine J:ill Alter· ..-: :11 ~ students who WISh to earn political . h" . natives Program the Kenoshaand ~ :l'Il science credits as interns in local palgns. elpmg WIth legal sel'Vlces Ra' P li De' :l'Il THE 0 ~ . ' for the poor solving constituent eme 0 ce partments, the tli H LIDA l'S ~ ~~e or nationa! government agen- problems for' legislators, assisting Racilie an~ Kenosha county Public !iii r ~ local administrators in providing D~fe~ders OffIc.es: the ~enosha I "'TH ~ Persons interested in earoUing in community services. working with D~stncl Allorney s OffICe. lb. ~ ,~ the program can pick up applica- planning agencies and assisting WisconSIn Department of Local AI· ~ ST} LE ~ tion forms in room 344 of Parksi- local court agencies. fmrs and Development, the Raeme ~ ~ de's Wyllie Library-Learning Center S d County. Felony Court. the RaciDe :l'Il Ii: h th . tu en\s can earn from three to Clerk of Courts and numerow ~ ~ or pone e Office of Community SIX acadermc credits as IDtems. other public and private agenaa I ~ ~ I I ~ § I I ~ § I I ~ ~ I I SPmAL EXPORT I I - &~. § ~..... I I Yoa caIl travel the world over ~ I I and never find a better beer. I ION TAP AT UNION SQUARE I ~'I",.~i~~~.&CWi...r......'...I don't have to accept unwanted touch." This is the basis 01 Burden's discussion when she speaks with children. as she did Dec. 11 at the Child Care Center. Children know the difference between "good" and "bad" touch, and parents should trust their child's intuition. "Assaulters start out with a very vague type of behavior that you can't say is right or wrong, but the child knows something is going to happen." Burden urges the child to teU Ranger pboto by Dave M~ Center about how to say "DO." others about bad leelings they bave about people who touch them. "I only talk to the children about touching. good and bad. and wbat I caU the 'oh-oh' feeling. I never IaIi about sex itself to the children" she stressed. ' Abused children have a lot 01 problems as adults. "They fo1llld• correlation between sexual abuse and drug abuse, prostitution. akoholism and delinquent behavior" said Burden. "1/ we can help ..;. child through this presenlation then it's been worth it." ' Office provides help for homeless students Continued from Page 5' usually aUowed to use the laundry facilities. The students are treated just like a member of the lamily. The studen! gets a private room and they don t have the hassles of paying gas and electric biUs. These rooms usually. come furnished. The cost 01 renting a room in a private home vanes from $25 to $50 per week. Apartments that the heat can be as muchas !be renlaL This makes it diffICultfOl' student to plan 'a budget. U st> dents are wiUing to share an .part. ment. it could turn out to be cbe1~ er way to live. Many limes foursIIdents share a two bedrooID .part. ment. This way the cost 01 living' relatively low. Many landlords IliD not aUow that many studentsto iii' in a small apartment. Other sIIdents live with four or five studeD~ in a house. Renting entire """'" usually works out beller for students because there are no ~ neighborS. The Housing Ollice is o~ 8 a.m. to 5 p.m .• Monday !pill l"rida,y. '!'hey are wiIling,to ~e.... slllll.ellt'with' 1l0\J!iili&1)~ .!.. "::v;L.::.~ ......: '''; t ......... ~,. , RANGER . , 7 Thand.y, Dee. 13, 1984 .Shutler digs for fun in Tell Halif by Pal He_ Campus N.... EdItor area. but a few days before we actually planned to start, there was a brush fire and it bumed almost everything away. Of course, we had a terrible time convincing the people in the area that we hadn't started it, and we didn't, but I'm not sure they believed us," said Shutler. Shutler explained the findings in Field Ias a great fortification. or a great wall, with evidence of bid watch towers. "Further excavation showed late Bronze Age living quarters, with a lot of urban and domestic architecture, dating back to 3100-2200 B.C. Maybe the site was a small garrison, or political center. and there was a lot of contact with Egypt. We found pottery mortar and what was then used as an oven." Shuller explained that the ovens would have some kind of fire or heat put inside them, and after the oven bad an opportunity to heat, the ashes would be cleared out. Then the bread or food would be put into the oven. The study has also uncovered what was then probably used as a milk pitcher, with the top of the pitcher shaped much like a cow's head. This is still an item that people of the area purchase today for home use. There is also evidence of an early literacy, of tallying things up and keeping records of things with markings. Shutler talked briefly about the prosperity of the civilizations set there during the Bronze Age. "We've found a lot of pigs, and the pig was very economical. We've also found a lot of remains of immature donkeys. Our theory is that there were a lot of places where people stopped with their caravans, and they would sell donkeys for travel purposes. Whatever wasn't sold by the end of the season and whatever wasn't worth wintering, was killed off:' Field II at Tell Halif has uncovered big living quarters starting back in Hellenistic times and moving back to the Bronze Age. The researchers have found several burials beneath the floor, !OIIlething that was fairly common during that period. In some of the nearby tombs, which the group was asked to excavate to prevent looting. Shutler explained that the b0dies were set on the floor of the tomb, and possessions and offerinp were placed on the shelves within the tomb, surrounding the body. The digging at Tell Halif has more than one purpose, Shuller said. "It's an ethnographic project, too. We're comparing the current local practices with what's [ound in the Tell:' The researchers stay at Tell HaIif for the summer in a teot camp. Most of the work they do is on the pieces they find while digging under the trees. "Everything is washed, read and dated. The restorable vessels are restored:' While many take the summer and dig into the future, Shutler keeps busy digging into the past. . Betty Shutler, Vice Chancellor, spends her summer months digging into her work. Since 1976 she has been the Associate Director of a research project that takes her halfway around the world to Tell Halif an archaeological dig in south"'; Israel. By digging into the ground there, Shutler and her associates are finding out how civilizations there have started, flourished and died out, only to have new civilizations build and develop. The study is one of historical archaeology, together with anthropological studies. The study also investigates sociological issues, like how the various civilizations lived and what prompted the people to settle in the area. At this point in the excavation, the researchers have found that the Tell was walled twice, once during the Bronze Age and at some point during the Iron Age. There are three fields the researchers dig in: the first field cuts into the Bronze Age wall, the second field is at the top of the Tell and goes through a later Hellenistic and Iron Age era and the last field cuts into the Iron Age and exposes some of the Iron Age wall. In 1976 the researchers were ready to clear off Field I. "The area was covered with brush, very thorny brush, and we all knew what a chore it would b,e to clear the . pboto by Dave McEvoy Betty Shutler, Vice Chaneellor Group loons to keep . students in' school Continued from Page 4 ' when students first arrive; do we need to doa better job with orientations; could we make better use of students who have been here, like a mentoring program; should there be a special curriculum for freshmen and sophomores. "We lose a lot of students who are perfectly capable of obtaining a degree," said Canary. "We are not just concerned with numbers, but we are concerned with quality. Parkside is one of the best undergraduate campuses in the state. But even if we trunk we are doing well, . we can always do better:' . Campus life, keeping students on campus for activities, etc., could be imprOved. "The concern 'here is students don't always get into aclivities as freshmen. The kinds of activities that reinforce education are important," said Canary. Canary said the committee hasn't ruled anything out yet. They plan to consult with colleagues, as well as students, for ideas. "In January I am sure the Task Force will have some specific themes emerging. I don't think we will just come out with a shopping list of things which is what we have now. We can come up with a plan that is practical and effective which will benefit the university," said Canary. Guskin added, "I'm very excited about the Task Force. I think it may be one of the most significant planning activities that this university has entered into in a number of years. We must come to terms with the problem of student academic progress during the freshman and sophomore years if we are to fulfill . our potential as an institution committed to quality." Vietnam - not just another war The third story is "We just went with the flow." When reporting on the war, the news never showed death; the entertainment world did. On the nightly news, the death tolls would be given, but death itself never was shown. Even the press, which accurately reported the facts, never accurately sbowed death, which was what it was all about. Americans can't recognize loss as human. To them, loss is anti-American. Harper concluded, "In war, more than in any other time, you don't know what you're doing. And afterward, you can make up any bullsbit about it that you want:' by literature students are Why didn't we win and is it like it is in the movies:' Harper answered that question by stating, "You can't win a war if you don't know who the enemy is. We didn't know who we were or where we were. The myths kept us invisible from ourselves." Harper went on to say, "We went in there not knowing the people, their language, their culture, their religion or emotions, which set up a sense of distrust." When talking about war, there are three stories. The first story is "The devil made me do it." The • second story is "What happened in Vietnam was the civilians' fault." Two Vietnam vets were in a VA hospital when one says to the other, " I met a guy yesterday who told me all vets are either psycopaths or drug addicts." The other said, "Well, what did you say?" "Nothing. Ishot him." Jokes like these are a contributing factor to the ambiguity and the mytbs that surround the Vietnam war. "The war was largely outside the context of American lives," stated Kenneth Harper, who spoke on "Vietnam: the Cultural War" at the Social Science Roundtable on Monday. Harper, who is a lecturer for the English department and a Vietnam veteran himself stated, "The two questions that are asked the most CiNEusnME . TO REPAY YOUR LOAN. If you've gone to college on a National Direct Student Loan, a Guaranteed Student Loan or a Federally Insured Student Loan made after October 1, 1975, and your loan is not in default, here's a way to get your loan repaid. Use the Army's Loan Repayment program. Each year you serve on active duty reduces your indebtedness by one-third or $1,500, whichever amount is greater. In a three-year enlisrment, you eliminate your debt. Additionally, you could learn a valuable skill and take advantage of many other Army opportunities. If you have the time, we have the money. Check it out with your Army Recruiter. SFC David Hutson . 3315 52nd Street Kenosha 697-0520 '."'.-.,·AIlIABEALLYOUCAMBL .. ~c. Students disappointed with coverage students and explaining the relerendum .: "We hope to catalyze inlormed discussion and action, shift the focus from suicide pills to nuclear threat and shift the burden of responsibility Irom the (Brown) administration to elected politicians," the letter said. Supporters of the referendum have changed their group's name from Students for Suicide Tablets to Students Against Nuclear Suicide, and are mailing letters to-press organizations to clarify that their reterendum-ls "not a suicidal or defeatist approach, to the threat of nuclearwar ... (but) is aimed at dispelling the lIOlion .taat . ...,..tou\d SIIlvive fnuclear) holocaust."'·- Referendum backers were also angered by an angle that Time Magazine took, Zuckman says, which showed the anti-nuclear activists as a bunch of rich kids with nothing better to do. Zuckman believes that overall press coverage was fair. She says the worst offenses were the short announcements by television and radio newscasters, saying something like: "Brown students· vote to commit suicide." To counter the effect of that coverage and respond to a letter to parents of Brown students from university president Howard S"!earer, the Undergraduate Council of Students mailed 5,400 let~, timed to arrivelturipg ~'{I\Ig ~r.~ adclit!SSed llf thlrparents Of Brown Continued from Page ·3 ture of their message but repeat-' edly asked if Brown students were really intending to kill themselves. James R. Knebelman, a senior at Brown and a supporter of the refere.ndum, was so upset with the national media coverage he sent letters to student newspapers across the country, criticizing the media and specifically citing a New York Times headline that read, "Students to vote on suicide:' Jill Zuckman, a reporter for the Brown Daily Herald, says, however. the news story in the New York Times was accurate, while the Times op-ed piece missed the point of the referendum. SalzmaD wrote a' ret~ ld.tlte·.TimeaCQinjlWlJing. of the iMcc1lt'aciof -llie' ·opinion. I , I. ~ IIIIIii. . , 8 n .... y.Dec, 13, 1'84. "Crimes" enters drama contest The Parkside Dramatic Arts Discipline will present its production of "Crunes of the Heart" as part of tbe American Collese Theatre Festivalm Madison on Jan. t8. The anllOWlC<ment..... made on Monday by Dr. Lee VanOyte. Six plays ...... chosen from the 44 entrants from Illinois and W.isron.sIn. VanDyke said, "We've been waiting for this announcement SInce we first presented the show in October We're very .. cited." In January the cast and crew will travel to Madison with their set and props, cootwnes and Il8bts, and a show that \bey hope will win. They will be <ootpetinc apinst produc>- tions from UW·Madison, Green Bay, Wbitewater, Loyola UniversJty, Cbicago and l1linois Slate UniverSlty, One of these productions may SOon to Washington, D.C. in February for the National Festival. The Parkside cast, under the direction of VanDyke, includes Rebecca Julich, John Misltulin, Amy Capobianco, Carolyn Blackinton, Denise Valente and Bill Serpe. S1teUyWarreo and Judith TuckerSnider will bead up the student crew that will handle the set. They will have four bours to set up the entire production, including Il8bts. After the show, they will be allowed only two hours to strike and clear the stage. A performance of "Crimes of the Heart" will be presented at Putsi· de again in January. No date has been set for that perfonnance in order to allow the cast and crew to wort out a time schedule and get the feel of the audieoce again, said VanOyte. That performance will also help defray the costs of the students' trip to Madison. "This is a great credit for Parkside and the Dramatic Arts Discipline," said VanDyke. "We can all be very proud. Witb this show SOingto Madison and the success of "The Peppermint Bear," Parkside has established itsell as the place to go for good theater in southeastern WiSCOnsin." New Year's race set Parkside will sponsor its first annual ~ew Year's Eve Road Race on Monday, Dec. 31, with a twomde race at I p.m. and a four-mile race at 145 p.m. Entries are $5 belore race day and $6 the day of the race. Entries will be taken by phone for a $6 fee. Call 553-2245. Top three runners in 12 age groups-beginning with eigbt and under-will receive awards. The groups will be divided into men and women. All runners will receive a stocking cap or comparable gift at registration, and a gift certificate drawing will be beld. Locker room facilities and pool will be open to competitors and their guests. CROSSWORD PUZZLER 64 Pnnter's measure 65 A caliph 66 Float in air 68 Festive 70 Dry, as wine 71 Paradise 72 Abstract being DOWN 1Masses of floatmg ice 2 Faeroe ISlands whirtv"md 3 EdIble seed .. Toil 5 Hebrew month 6 Encountered Puzzler answers on Page 23 1 .. 6 7 8 9 1 ACROSS 1 Dude .. lantern 8 large tUb 11 Escape 12 Son of Adam 13 Arablsn garment 14 ArtificIal language lS PnesU vestment 17 WritIng pad 19 lamprey 21 Vast age 23 Proooun 24 Former Russian rulet 2E Decay 28 Experlly 31 Pair 33 Metal 35 Declare 36 Babylonian detty 38 Greek letter 41 Pronoun 42 Gear 44 In addition 45 Emerge ViCtorious 47 8t1dge term 49 Vessel's curved planking 51 Drink heaVily 54 Tear 56 Bishopric 58 Wager • 59 liqUid •• •• r1lfl4S1Jte.•.••.. h"o+-+~ •• 'W-Macaw' •••••• '--'--L_ 7 Frolic 8 Appraises 9 lincoln's nickname 10 Make lace 11 Part of violin 16 French article 18 Curve 20 Boy 22 ConceptIons 25 Regret 27 Sesame 29 Ordinance 30 Caustic substance 32 Choose 34 At present 36 Bitter vetch 37 Be ill 39 Distress signal 40 Insect egg 43 Seasoning 46 The head: slang 48 Wire measure 50 long for 52 Pares 53 Sicilian volcano 55 Attitude 57 Teutonic deity 59 Aeriform fluid 60 Beverage 61 Bow 63 Mature 67 Diphthong 69 Artick) . ~.. er photo by DaveMc~ • Amy Capobianco,Rebecca Julicb and Carolyn Blackinton in "Crlmes of tbe Heart," High suicide rate often denied smoking is bannful to health, A in our society who are killing Ibem. major campaign to promote public selves, the brightest kids who are concern and awareness would go . doing the best academically,enro~ far in reducing the number of suici· led at the best universitieswilb !he des in this age group, he says. mosl pressure on them," saidGar. Garfinkel believes that among finkeI. They have stable reJatillllmenial bealtb professionafs on ships and goals, but they laelt some most campuses there is slill a sys- one to tum to when depressioo tematic denial of serieus depression strikes, he says, in young people, "It seems unlhink- The clinical differences in Ibe able to us that young people with way depression sbows up in this their whole lives ahead of them age group also make it difficultto could be seriously depressed," be detect. Adulls teU you if Ibeyare says. depressed, says Garfinkel,butad& But many are. "It's the best kids Continued .n Page 20 Computer instruction for lawyers offered Suicide in the 18- to :U-year-<Jld age group has skyrocketed in the last ten years. But many people, in· cluding doctors, parents and professionals who wort with young people have a hard time believing it. "Not until we believe it will this suicide rate come down"says to Dr. Barry Garfinkle, Director of Cbild and Adolescent Psychiatry at the University of Minnesota. Garfinkle would like to see' awareness of the problem and ils warning signs become as common to the public as the awareness that A hands-on workshop on computer use for lawyers and legal secretaries will be offered by the Continuing Education Office at Parkside, from 8:30 a.m. 10 noon on Thursday, Dec. 'I:l in the Parkside library and Communication Arls Building. workshop is $14. Instructor will be Robert Luke, an Independent businessconsulbnl wilb more Iban 20 years' experi· ence in th~ compuler ficld,specializing in the productive use 01 compulers by business and in· dustry. Student affairs vital for campus Continued from Page 3 w ld d . it of taki . or now, an we eacb need to be That's why cballenge is so Impor· e~ucation n~i~~ ;:'b~n~:marr' Io~ able 10 understand what the other tant. 11 Ibey (sludents) are nnlcllaJ. Miller also'd pee., goes througb, and we need that ex- lenged In any other way thanthe cballenge in ~~~el~:~~ f~r~~~~ ~t':.e 10 different ideas," said classroom, Iben they ~ilInol Curriculum or student a ti·ti· Mi . , remember a lot from lbell'educ> even grea~ because it c. VI es, IS b ller saId that studen~ have to tion. We will remember peopleand muter campus. "Sludenls~h~ulC;;;i o;b able to find ways to use wbat experiences, probably lbe badones, see the universit as som ers can offer them to under- and when we're done weWillthink department slor~ wberee:.,rt ~~ ~tand wbo tbey are. "It would be about tbem differently. Wewili go and get some of this and so::'e of ,:rY grea,l If somelhing could be remember Ibe role modcl,whoever that, feeling that they can 0 off kn earned every day, Do people il is or was for us, and wewill campus and wbat they have o~ ba . ow there are 0t1.'erways of look- remember being someone an! not done bere won'l affecl the v~ 109 al things, or IS there just the being involved in the unive"lty.lts ?f their lives. The rest of their ::~ :~ tbey learned. to look at il?" tbe stimulation of activityandcom' ISgOingon right now. Education is ettier questioned If sludents were munily that will make an education the real world, because Ihat's your g. ng Ibe skills Ibey need to Usein complete. Creating communIlyal life al this time. We all bave I COpingWllb theIr lives, and wbeth- Parkside is a major cballenge.The come 10understand that Ibe pea t" er .students know how 10 use the qualily. of life that exisls hcreISal out there are helping us reSh~~ ~~lversl~Y as a resource for gaining least as important as the acaden1JC who w~are. Just because we don't ~~e skills. , quality. appreCIatethe same things doesn'l People don I know the 'invisible "11 a sludent does not come 001 mea~ we can'l learn thin&, from ~ur"culum' is involved at all. It's of tbe university willi a goodedu~' r~"1rlO{~~r..Wr :m~y.Iie'generallons '.zi~~r~ tt i~vjs,i~lef'!JTiculurn is tion we bave not failedat leac~ ap , ut we are living'in the'same .. 1'li '..o~~ pg sjudenfs. ha,;eto do ...., but .1t"lslinnilation- and'the ~~b ••••••••••••• e umversily aoesn"l reqUire it:' ''On'Rood iiualitvon'ifc'-" To register and obtain more information, call 553-2312. Tbe course will cover time and cosl billing, scbeduling, word prl>- cessing, software selection and bands-<Jnexperience using an ffiM personal computer. Cosl of tbe • RANGER • ' , 9 Thursday, Dec, 13, 1984 ., Theater ' u~!!l!.per..'!!:i1l;tBear" a seasonal triumph g ampaign, Meanwhile, many people were head of the Heritage Food Service ed a coloring book, designed by Last weekend 1,500 people came Amy Capobianco as the Pepper. enlisted to help out in the costume in the Parkside Union. While Laurel Dane-VanDyke, who also deto Parkside and saw the first an- nunt Bear did her share of the shop. Students from Snider's Intro- Nora's team of cooks served up signed all the posters and promonual Peppermint Bear show. As the show stopping When she rode a six duction to the Theater class sewed plates of scrambled eggs, toast and tional materials for the show. combined effort of several groups foot Unicycle around the stage as dresses and breeches for some of sausage, members of the Partside Crayons were given to the children the production came off virtuaU~ part of one of the musical produe- the characters:, whil~, Tania Reme- Women's Softball Club served as to .keep them entertained while without a hitch and set a precedent tion numbers. Paul Mitchell played mak helped build Peppernunt waitresses. After the 9 a.m. shows, waiting for the show to begin. After that will he hard to follow. Santa Claus, aided by the Three Bear, Nancy Loendorf worked on these same people and members of the show, the guests were invited to Under the direction of Judith Elves, Mert, Mort and Gert, por- the Santa and Villain costumes. the Intra to Theater class cleared meet cast members. Paula Boehler Tucker-Snider, every facet of the trayed by Connie Kowalski, An- As the orders for tickets came all the tables and set them up again and Rebecca Julich helped to disbreakfast theater was anticipated drewBrhel and Missy Weaver. The into the Fine Arts office, Linda for the next group at 11 a.m. tribute balloons after the show and met with the professionalism Vlllal.D, Sey~our, was done by Springer and Diane Smith worked The stage set of Santa's North while the cast Signed autographs. that makes good theater good. Dur- Charlie Myking and his assistant to fill the orders and make out seat- Pole workshop was designed by This weekend the cast and crew ing this past semester, Snider and was played by John Miskulin. ing charls. Because of their organiz- Skelly Warren of the Dramatic Arts will transport the entire operation her production workshop class have Steven Powell of the music de- ing abilities, 350 people were seated Discipline. With the help of his to Barrington, fII. for a show there. orgaruzed and presented, this show, partment worked with the cast on and served breakfast within 25 stagecraft classes, Warren built a And next year' From th from publicity to the singing, dane-voice control and harmony, while minutes on the mornings of the set that can be folded up aod track- of last weekend's perfO~::"~ 109 and acting. These students met .Michael Snyder traveled from New shows. ed to other locations for other per- the only problem facing Tuckert~ce a week to learn the songs, ~et' Yor~ to choreograph the various Food was prepared and served fonnances. Snider and her theater companies fitted for costumes and· establish routines that enhanced the show. under the direction of Pat Nora, Each child attending had receiv- will be where to put the crowds. Student looks at Faulkner's flip side by JOaD Mattox and rectitude - either by taking negro rather than another human him into our white schools or by being." You know, if Ididn't know It has been said there is no per- giVing him white teachers in his any better, I'd say that this literary son who is all goodness or all bad- 'own' schools until we have taught genius has the brain mass equivaness. Whichever of the two quali- the teachers of his own race to lent to that of a roasted peanut. ties dominates is the one-we use to teach and train him, ABC's and The man is saying that negroes categorize the person. fractions don't matter ... (the black aren't human. I supposed we all When a person is placed high on man) must learn self-restraint, hon- launched our ship here from Mars a pedestal or regarded as a degen- esty, dependability, purity. IT we in search of the promised land, I'll erate, it is like a fixed condition, don't (teach them these things), we tell you what, if I would have non-reversible, there to stay. We will spend the rest of our lives known attitudes like Faulkner's exdon't try to dig deeper into the dodging among five hundred un- isted, Iwould have stayed on Mars. character of that person to make bridled horses." And f know that blacks and whisure that the category into which What the man said was cruel. -tes can get along. I have too many we have placed him was indeed the This pitiful man's understanding of interracial marriages in my family right choice. the negro race is so shallow that, for me to believe otherwise. In fact, I have explored the character of personally, I would be giving him the bond in interracial marriages is a writer who is loved by millions the benefit of the doubt to say that sometimes even stronger than beand considered one of the best he is part of the human race. He is tween a couple with the same racial American writers of his time -WiI- comparing the black race to untam- background, because the interracial liam Faulkner. Faulkner is on that ed horses and that insisting it is the couple have to try that much harpedestal because of his literary con- duty of white society, to 'break' us der to get along because of the tributions. He is supposedly graced in order to have a civilized and hu- possible difficulties they might with the gift of having an acute per- mane society. Sure, it's a white face. Many expect the worst, so ception of human interaction. man's world - that's no secret, but they are actually ready for whatThere is no question that the man you don't have to be white in order ever comes along, contrary to a is great. but Faulkner's fundamen- to cope, survive or even to enjoy, couple with the same racial backlal attitude is permeated-with big- for that matter. I would like to ground. Andaccepting each other's otry. . know what makes this man such an differences IS .not ~e hard part. The sad thing about this situation expert on what qualities the negro The hard part " getting the rest of is the fact that I love Faulkner. But possesses. I didn't learn my hon- sO~lety, especially peop,le who have I f d thi it h I I ~- esty dependability etc from any- attitudes like Faulkner s, to accept ourr swnerwom oveuc-, .: . th this 1 I d li th t "b f his ' d one white I learned It where It the fact at coup e oves an eves a ecause 0 race an . .. . h th colo" it will not suffice for him to should be le~ed, Wthi t ch "m(bthet accSoeptsy:~a::n.::~ aiven the right think d . t Iik hit house and I 01 pre y sure u " , e- _ an act JUS de anylikw the Fau~er I could be wrong) that selling and attitude, blacks and man, he must think an act e e , hit I li ing whites will and can get along "We b t hit " I ha there aren't any w e peop e VID • es among w e men. ve. h ld have got to find some kind of muloved a man who tells me,' a black 10 my house 011. f 'ht . g ahout tual ground to meet on not socially woman, that I am worthless in the .Whaht;s r~a ~ rlg ~~~act that as much as econOmically. that is eyes of white society unl~: I pat- this w ~ ~ SI,tua on "bumbling idiot the negro can be equal without hav: tern f thinking' and acting Faulkner Isn some .' " my way 0, ' h ti his mouth off. lie is a ing to come 10 and sleep Wlth you. after ~h1te ,,:omen. Faulkner feeb ~~~ s ~h n~n obvious taient for What a sadistic outlook on life this the negro Wlll only have a valid . . liat he sa s on an man has. place in society if "he, learns to wroting, .and: to be at ~east co:' The first thing an experienced cease forevermore thinking and act- subJecedtISf g Ol tgt tally believed by writer might tell an amateur is to ·lik" slder,lnoo, .. to 109 . e a negro. , an of his readers. His own belief wrIte somethmg that be ows, I fIrst came across Faulkner s at- 01 Y i g that it's enough to something straight from the heart. titudes in a book by Alice Walker. IS so s ron t and consider if H I were to follow Faulkner's adviShe claims that Faulkner had been make ~nyon~s.';;g might possibly ce, which is quite the opposite of one of her favorite male authors what:'u,1S P redibility to it. this, then I probably would never until she read the book "Faulkner have age, 0 c irnistic attitude make it as a writer. His advice is to at the University." I also read ~t The man ~t';::lationshiPS also follow a set pattern of the majority book, and this article contams :=ck/wblood creep toward the race and forget about individuality. quotes from a lecture Faulkner 'li my. t "The white race and "He's got to have equality in terms gave at the University of Virguua-a bol ng polO . never really like that he can get used to it aDd forget lecture I found most informative. the negr~ ra~ ":::er' this is for the' that he is a negro when he is writHe believes that it is the white and trus eac 0 the ~hite man can ing," One thing that I promise I man's responsibility and duty to sunple fact th;:' the negro be- will never do, even if I do not make teach the black man. " ... 50 we never :'"~t~W~ has al:""ys it as a .writer, "~d .P'!'! ~ !? ,f~rget . alone can teach the negro the re- _ cause e...... 0' ti-, alw':lYS a;' 'WhOT11lrr:itill whete I ~3n:le !\"Om.I I J IsponslbilltY."M petsOpalJ°tnlt3lity '~.,J fort~ ~~, ~~l~ ':1" .e,. ,'. ... I' "',,1 'l \·(l""ll· •. I ~l. ••• . '''(11 ~.j ;.;tJ"''J~·-j' ~ ::1, ,t !, t • • will never try to be something that I am not. To me, that's the whole beauty of writing, You can be who you want to be. It's an individual way of expressing yourseH. No one else's work can be quite the same. It's your unique mark on the world. Why would anyone want those marks to be uniform instead of unprecedented? f just wish Faulkner could be me for a day so he could come to realize how f think and feel. Iwant him to see that we are not so different as he obviously thinks. I have drives, ambition and character just as he does, but not because I am black or he is white, but because we are human. I'm a person just as he is a person. In my opinion, Faulkner's attitude probably sterns from lack of contact. He probably has never been in close contact with anyone from the negro race, and if he did, it probably was a bad experience, an experience so bad that it made him just stereotype the rest of the race. And what's really strange is a statement he made while al the University of Virginia to all of the luture writers of America: "No man can write who is not first a humanitarian." It's amazing how some people confuse what they should be with what they really are ... Correction In the photo accompanying Bill Serpe's theater article in the Dec. 6 issue, Connie Kowalski's name was accidentally omitted from the caption. Happy Holidays from the Ranger I r ~ •• '. \ ~ ')) .-. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE Announces STUDY BREAK COFFEE SPECIAL .. Mon. Dec. 10 Thru Final Exams WLLC Coffee Shoppe Buy a Cup of Coffee Get a Coupon Good For A Second Cup of The Same Size FREE! . , GOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS ... L a " .. -'RANGER - Things to do tomorrow byDldO_ I.AlllIIlDus Penoaa" We all know the saying, "Never put ofl until tomorrow what you can do today," Well, on cold days I tend to slay inside and plan lor tomorrow. That's what I've been doing lately, and came up with a list 01 things to do. Paint a bus. Taite a number. Verily the existence 01 Sammy Davis Sr. Mal:e an obscene phone call to a paint store. Count the words in the dictionary and make sure there are as many as the cover says. Pan Iry a rluno. Malte bee! jerty Christmas ornaments. Shake all the cans 01 soda in a grocery store and leave. Compare sneezes with a friend. Bite the dog that bit me. Malte the cat portable by strapping a handle around its stomach. Defrost the attic. Untie my shoes for once. Acid ram expected. Wear a pith helmet Match socts in the sock drawer. Pet the television. Push aU the dust 011 the lurniture onto the floor and vacuum. Call up the loreign aIlairs bureau and ask to talk to a loreigner. Ask a bom-again Christian lor change. Vacuum the fingernail clippings in the car. Set my cold free. Place a loud boom box face down on the ground and see iI it digs a hole. Trick a goldflSb. Kick an extra point. Malte a list 01 all the people I know wbo can play ping pong with either hand and hate Yabl2ee. Design logos lor houses 01 ill-repute. Set a novel to music. Bowl a 38 game. Count the number of times a game show audience applauds. Set one bouse plant next to a diIferent ODe. Draw pickles. Lead with my Iell loot. Juggle triplets. Get sesame seeds stuck in between my teeth. Donate that old lava lamp to the US Geological Society. Replace ring in tub. Get the computer winterized. Alphabetize the spice rack. Count the dead flies in the windows. Mal:e more mouse traps out 01 dental floss. Pass my hats. Put two ODe-liners together and see what I come up with. Contemplate an orange. Call up McDonald's and ask iI there's any good eating places in town. Share a tittle horseradish, Cross out the old numbers and add new ones to the calendar. Send a belated victory card to President Reagan. Run around like a chicken with its bead chopped olf. Bob lor apples. Mal:e a chain 01 staples. Elvis Been so long on by Jim Neihaur Feature Editor "That Elvis, man, he is all there is. There ain't no more. Everything starts and ends with him. He wrote the book." -Bruee Springsteen January 8, 1985 marks the 50th anniversary 01 Elvis Presley's birth, a man whose music altered Iustory in unfathomable ways. Elvis Presley took established black blues and white country styles, infused them with Dean Martin-esque pop and came up with a new sound that disc jockey Alan Freed labeled rock and roll. The early hits on Sun and RCA, including "That's All Right," "Mystery Train," "Good Rockin' Tonight," "Heartbreak Hotel," "Hound Dog," "Jailhouse Rock," "Don't be Cruel" and "Hard Headed Woman" were released in a period of only two years and all are staples of the rock and roll sound. His rebellious persona and method of delivering the music caused as much scandal as exhilaration, the prudes labeling !urn as a sex maniac for his "suggestive" gy. rations. But to the late Iilties, he was the equivalent 01 James Dean (whose death belore the rock era seems ironic in a way); an antihero for millions of confused young people the world over. He even made one good film, believe it or not. Based on Harold Robbins' book "A Stone lor Danny Fisher," "King Creole" (1958) was Lonely Street 'J . Elvis Presley is considered a taut, suspenseful drama with WaIter Matthau in the supporting cast, a rock score written by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stroller and direction by Michael Curtiz (who directed the classics "Casablanca" and "Angels with Dirty Faces" among others.) After Presley's stint in the army, his management decided to package him as the latest showbiz commodity, and then carne the rotten lilms like "Fun in Acapulco" and stupid songs like "Bossa Nova Baby" and "No Room to Rumba in a Sports Car," Throughout the sixties we Were listening to The BeatThe Parkside Union . .' . " ..... '..'.'~.. .--. - FINAL EXAMS & SEMESTER BREAK HOURS UNION SQUARE: DEC. 17·21 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 22·JAN. 13 CLOSED . DEC. 17·20 REGULAR HOURS DEC_ 21 9:00 AM • 6:00 PM DEC. 22 • JAAN. 1 CLOSED JAN. 2-11 6:00 PM • 10:00 PM (CLOSED SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS) DEC. 17-JAN, 13 CLOSED REC CENTER: SWEET SHOPPE I' the king of rock and roll, les, Rolling Stones, The Who, Bob Dylan and the many Motown ac~ while only the diehards bothered with Presley. Then, in 1968, Presley did a TV special to prove that he hadn't foe. gotten how to rock, catching up WIth trends in music that had seemed to pass him by. "The best music of his career," wrote critic Griel Marcus at the time. The seventies were filled with gossip-column troubles lor Presley, WIth divorces, affairs and drugs, yet songs like "Suspicious Miods" and "Burning Love" showed he stiU had it when he wanted to displayit. Now he's dead and there have been several books written about his work ana Ius life, the worst being Albert Goldman's olfensive best-seller which chronicles Presley's life as a series of eating binges, sex orgies and aU-night drug parties. But, in the end, what counts is the music, lor despite all the rumors and accusations by those near and far Irom Presley, when he died in August, 1977, obituarists the world over unanimously agreed he was the greatest rocker of them all, He still is. "It took people like Elvis to open the door to this kind 01 music,and I thank God lor Elvis Presley." -Little Richard ~ W- FIRST .NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN M;\IN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24.HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658.2331 , MEMBER,FDIC • ,JtAN6ER - by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Are you better off than you were a year ago? According to various critics comment~tors and visionaries: you weren t supposed to be. This year, 1984. was to be the year Big Brother took controlot society. putting an end to liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Computers were supposed to be our downfall. The increasingly vast data transmission networks were to allow the ruthless few to quantify. record and file the average person's life for future reference. People's lives, from cradle to grave, were to be contained on a single printout. But that didn't happen. Not by a long shot. One of the most striking events of the last year was the mass acceptance of personal computers, which decentralized high technology enough so the concentration of power Orwell predicted probably will never happen. As with calculators a few years ago. computer prices fell enough to make them affordable for the average person. It is now possible to 'tim' IIf \.. buy a fully featured computer for about $150. The Milwaukee Consumer Yellow Pages now has 13 pages devoted exclusively to personal computers, and chances are that if you don't own one, you know someone who does. Taken as a whole, 1984 was a pretty striking year altogether. The economy has recovered, as far as most people are concerned. A sharp rise in economic indicators allowed the president to be the first in a generation to be reelected. Ronald Reagan received massive support from voters under 40, the Baby Boomers who politically carne of age this year. That surprised pollsters, who expected young voters to support the more liberal and independent candidates. Reagan, however, won by the biggest landslide in history. His challenger, Walter Mondale, won only his home state. and that by a margin of 3,500 votes, about half the student population at Parkside. And this despite the fact that he was the first presidential candidate of a major party to select a woman, Geraldine Ferraro, as his running mate. Ferraro's candidacy opened many new doors for women in poli11 Thursday. DeC. 13. 1984 tics. The political buzzword this year was "yuppie," for Young Urban Professional. Yuppies are well-todo Baby Boomers, who are characterized as being more independent than the earlier generation. So it's no wonder pollsters were surprised. They immediately began talking about a new wave of patriotism sweeping the country. Yuppies are also characterized as being more independent of the corporate line, as being more entrepreneuriaL It is true that more entrepreneurs made good this year than in previous years. This, again, is often ascribed to the spread of high technology. which allows a businessman, even a young businessman, to set up in business with relatively little expenditure. Two of the more famous entrepreneurs in the country are Bill Gates, founding president of Microsoft, Inc.. a multimillion dollar company that provides programming languages and operating systems to nearly every major computer manufacturer in the country. and Steve Wozniak. who with his colleagues at Apple staved off an at- ;:. Continued on Page IZ .... t: SJ J__ \ r~r,~~\~\\\,:,,=======::======:=::=====: Ir~----'--==::::::::::::::/) Has Big Brother been watching? -,~ ) .-::::.===~_.-- : > ...... ~ \: ,.~, •••••••• ;~~~......:~:~",,,,,,,,~~;;;;;;;;::;:;::;::;;;;::;;-::::::::::::::::;~.~: ........ -. . ..... , ..,,.,,., ...... •• • ' ~ ..,,· 1''' l~'';.~''' '''i~ I f,f., .. : ~..~ - - . 'j.YW· I t." I~ •• ·.t•.l..~ ::::._..:: __ ,;;. _ 1984" 1984 1984 SpriJlc bftak 1984 lell ...... three studeDIS la the cold. Maybe they wID make II to Florida la 11185. Smoking was a big issue OD campus in 1984. PSGA worked bard to esIablisb "DO smoking" areas in Ibe buiJdiDg. As 1984 draw. 10 • close, .. Jaa. 14. The Cbristmas Irft fa Vaterie OIsoD, Keith HII1IIII, Bev BuraeH. A year of ups, dOWIM Continued from Page 11 tempt by IBM to grab a bigger chunk of the personal computer market than they deserved. Both did it with companies that started less than ten years ago in their homes, and mostly with the introduction of previously unreleased technology for home use. It has been found that smaller companies, with their flexible management structures, are able to change more quickly to meet the rapid changes of a high technology industry. They are famous because high technology has become suddenly glamorous. Nerds who once tinkered with those funny teletypes after school now find themselves lionized. They are a symbol of the 'new breed of high-tech Americans, for whom progress is served on silicon chips. One fledgling industry that did get a needed boost this year was the outer space insurance industry. one company 01 which recouped Homecoming '84 was a fulfilling event, as these participauts demonstrate. major losses when the spaceshuttle Discovery retrieved two oU-couJS/ communication satellites lasl month. In a spectacular rescue, two astronauts manhandled the satellites into Discovery's cargobay. On that flight there was another fill! as well: the first motherm ""'t Anna Fisher who went mtoorbi about a year' after SoUyRidebE<> me the first female AmeneaoastJ> naut-to fly on the shuttle. . Of course, the news this yO! wasn't all good. Two recent.tnI' dies, the hijacking of a KUwaJ~~ liner in which two Amencan P mats were killed, and themass ~ soIling from a Union Carbidep leak in Bhopal, India, shOWtlal : world still has a long wayto, g:". fore it becomes the peae:~eiIW for humanity many wou! be. u.... On the domestic scene, .~ ill hi h as roO' ployment is sti g -.. _ ail as 20 percent in some C1U~ced~ the number of workers disp 1984 1984 .19.84 ·1984 , II , 1984 1984 AANG1984 fall semester. Classes resume on ~.... Buaar was deeerated by I WI5lphaI, Pam Woodbury and Tbe men's cross country team performed well Ibis year, especially for tbe NAIA Natioaal Meet. ~and turnarounds technolOgicalchanges illustrates the darker side of progress. They will be around, unproductive, for years.The federal deficit is still a significantchunk of the Gross National product, and some economic indicators.like interest rates, have IlOtfallenas quickly as hoped. The threat of nuclear holocaust still hangs over us. There is a deep division in the country'smood. In a Time magaone survey, 71 percent of white Americanssaid the country was dOingwell, compared with 58 percent of nonwhites who fell the countryis in serious trouble. Other surveyshave shown that white professionalsare more likely to do well ~der the recovery than minorities. une,says the poll indicates that haPPiness in this country is now directlyproportional to income level. It is almost as if we expected 1004to be a repeat of the last several years. To some it has been. Thereseemsto have been the same mixture of success and failure, good and bad, as in previous years. But for those who have done well during this economic boomlet, a brighter outlook of the country's future (and by association, the world's future), prevails. people are enjoying themselves more. "Americans are feeling more sanguine and comfortable about their country than they have fell in the last two decades," Time contended recently. Like the young female athlete who smashed the video screen with the image of Big Brother in the well-known Apple Mcintosh commercial that aired during the 1984 Winter Olympics, it seems that many Americans have broken away from what JimmY Carter several years ago called a "nati~nal malaise," and while many still suffer , in the United States and the world, for just as many the crisis of c~nbdence that began in the late 70 s IS past. Carla Stome passes the cap of AssistaDt ChaDceUor for EdueadoDaI Services to Miebael Bassis. Bassis will serve as interim AssislaDl CIw><ellorbegiooiDgJan. 15, 1985. Student artists displayed their work at a receet art sale. Tom Turkowski performs duriDg the Homecoming '84 Variety Sbow. Many talented performers participated in the event. Tim Settimi, comedian, bosted lbe show. ,.,1 984;/··..·1984:..1984..·1984" __ ......;;......,;". IIiIIM It Thursday, Dec. 13, 1984 - Son of Suengoolie is tops in T~~.?~~~ e Io~~.,oo",.... by Rid< Luehr t t but nothing really happened Geraldine character. 1 wanted t S eres , thi lik th 0 do Asst. Feature Editor with it." some ng e at, but I didn't Bishop eventually moved to San want to do the same thing. When D' ego but gave Koz the rights to we Iirst started, one of the hott U:e S~engoolie name. "I talked to guys around was Bill Saluga, -:: local stalions around Chicago, some did a character, Raymond J. ("y of which met me with great laugh- can call me Ray") Johnson Jr. ~~ ter at the lime. Eventuany, I originally, that was what Tombbrought it here to Channel 32 and stone was based on. In the sam they said they had been thinking of way that my Son of Svengoohe did' doing a hosted horror movie thing, so has Tombstone gotten aw I but they said, 'Let's turn it into a from ~hat he was originally bas~ bake.off.' and they .ha~ seve:31 on. H~ s now one of the mostpopupeople audition for It, Including lar things on the show. Here we Steve Dahl. In the end, 1 was. the have this plastic s~ull I bought at winner and we went on the air 10 Toys R Us, and he s a big star" June of '79." What is in the future for Rich The look of the Son of Svengoolie Koz and the Son of Svengoohe' also went through a sort of evolu- "By next June, I will have bee; tion, Koz said. "When I first audi- doing It for SiX years, which is realtioned, I looked like the originally an i~cr~ble run for something Svengoolie. But the people here fell like this, 1 m under contract until that it looked too cartoony, and at next December. so I still have a the same lime, I was thinking that year left as Son of Svengoohe. Of this is the Son of Svengoolie, so I course, I'd like to branch out. I feel thought that I should look differenl. that this is not enough anymore. I The makeup I have now is actually would like to do some other things, the third try. Some of It IS some possibly some radio, maybe some dumb things I bought a long time other TV. I've done some COmmer· ago and knew that I could use cial work here and there, but what· someday. The hat I bought eight ever I do, I like to have some eonyears before for some little home trot on the creative end." movie thing that some friends and 1 did. And the coat was a cut-out that I got for about five dollars at a Gingiss store." Aside from Svengoolie, Koz does many other characters on the show, including The Marx Brothers, Tom Spyder and Mister Robber. But of all these other characters, perhaps the most popular Is Tombstone, the disembodied skull who turns up at the most inconvenient times. "That's a character that has outIiv- . ed what it was originally based on," Koz said. "Back on 'Screaming Yellow Theater,' Svengoolie had a character named Zelda, who was a green-haired female skull and was Horror hosts. These somewhat bizarre figures have helped to keep us entertained during even the worst of the weekend horror movies. In the past we have had such merchants of the macabre as Zacberle, Vampira and the one and only Svengoolie. In June, 1979, a new horror host came on the scene. He was destined from the beginning to follow in his "father's" frightening and funny footsteps. He was, of course, Son of Svengoolie. In a recent interview, Rich Koz, the man beneath the makeup, talked about the past, present and future of the character who has become one of the most popular figures in Chicago area television. Koz said he began performing while attending Main East High School In Park Ridge, Illinois. "They had a litUe FM radio stalion that I was Involved with. Basically, what they would do is give me an hour or SO every week to do whatever I wanted to do, so I started doing little 'schlick' things. I think that's where I started getling together my little bits and doing my writing and characters and things like thaI." The evolution of Son of Svengoohe began while Koz was attending Northwestern University. Koz sent some material to Jerry Bishop, the original Svengoolie. "He wrote back to me and asked me to send more stuff, and it ended up eventuaUy that I was writing the show wilh him every week, as well as domg off-camera voices, art work, etc ... Problems set in for Koz and Bishop when a new company took over the TV station and decided to dump Svengoolie and put in their Ricb Koz as tbe Son of own horror host, The Ghoul. "He was terrible," Koz said. "He lasted about six months. People just didn't accept him here, although I hear he's in his third reincarnation in Detroit." During this period, Koz and Bishop worked together in radio Svengoolie and some other ventures. "Jerry kept saying that he thought the Svengoohe thing was slill viable, but he didn't want to do Svengoolie anymore. So he suggested that 1 could do the Son of Svengoolie and he would mainly produce. We had a few false starts on this, talked to a Play at Park High The Park High School Alumni Theater Company will present Neil Simon's "Barefoot in the Park" as its first benefit producUon. Dales for the play are Dec. 21, 22, 28 and 29 at the Park High Theater in Ra· cine. Curtain time is 7:30 on all nights. The cast includes Todd Neislifter as Paul Bratter, the troubleplagued young attorney. Cathy' Lynn Cuadra plays Cone Bratter, his mischievous young bride. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE 1 /' \~ SEMESTER BREAK HOURS FINAL EXAMS FINAL EXAMS & SEMESTER BREAK 7:30 AM - 2 PM THRU WED" DEC, 19 CLOSED FROM DEC, 13 - JAN, 13 7:30 AM - 8'00 PM WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE THUR THUR. 'DEC, 20 7:30 AM _ 2:00 PM DINING ROOM: UNION SQ. GRILL CLOSED DEC, 21 - JAN, 1 ,\\ANGER 'Writer/director Bernds recalls hi tu by Jim Neibaur rected were two-reel h rt f,S m years Feature Editor dies at Columbia fea~u~ing com~ Moe .was a big help, giving Curly old-time comedy stars as Hugh Her- the line, the inflection, the erpresbert, Andy Clyde and the u1ar sion, everything. ft was quite a Three Stooges pop touching display of brotherly affec- . tion." "The first Stooges picture I did ,Bernds went on to say that Curwas a, ,~IJm called 'A Bird in the ly s health problems weren't always Head, S81dBernds. "Curly was in se~~re, but fluctuated quite a bit. III health at this lime, so he was a We di,d one called 'Three Trouproblem to direct." bledoers, where he was neither C I H good nor bad. Then in two more Pro:l~~ ~7:had a. drinking 'Three lillie Pirates' (where th~ temmi paired his health, Stooges enact their famous 'Maha s emmmg from mantal troubles. Raja' routine) and 'Micro Phonies ' :ooges fans can often tell that in Curly was suddenly his old self ~ .. s later vehicles, Curly's timing is the next one, 'Monkey Businessmen,' he was at his worst" Bemds ~d. • Curly suffered a stroke on the set of the film 'Half Wits' Holiday' in 1946, forcing the movie's climactic pie fight to be filmed without him. Curly remained an invalid for the rest of his life, dying in 1952. Moe and Curly's older brother Shernp Howard was hired as a replacement for Curly after the 1946 stroke. "Many Stooges fans are so crazy about Curly, they hate Shemp, which is unfair," said Bernds. "Shemp was troly the funniest of all the various Stooges. Iloved the guy. he was a thorough pro. I can't picture Curly as anything but a Stooge, but Shemp was a very wellestablished character actor. "Often I would let the cameras run aller completing a scene just to see what Shernp would do. Usually we couldn't use his crazy improvisations because they were too earthy, but it sure gave the gang in the projection room a big bang," be said. Of Moe Howard, Bernds stated he was every bit as much the boss off the screen as on. He also said Moe was a generous perfonner who would give of his talents wbat many other comedians would jealously guard. When speaking of his Blondie pictures, Bernds recalls that Arthur "Dagwood" Lake, subject of a recent Ranger feature, was not 31· ways the most professional guy to work with. "He was a trial to work with because be was so unprepared," Her- . nds said. "He was usually late and never studied his lines, althougb he was pretty good at winging it. He was a pain in many ways, but when he did get into a scene, he was a funny man.' I Bemds was also responsible for writing and directing many of the best Bowery Boys features during the fillies. The first thing that comes to his mind when remembering these films is the Bowery 15 Tbursday, Dec. 13, 1984 Edward Bernds has written and difeCledfilms featuring such favorites as The Three Stooges, The Bowery Boys, Blondie and Dagwood, as well as westerns, dramas and science-fiction features. In a recent telephone interview. Bernds loOkedback on his career in movies."I was born in Chicago just a block from Cubs Park," Bernds said. "When I was nineteen years old Ibuilt and operated the first Bemds calls Shemp Howard the funniest of the Stooges WENR radio station in Chicago. I off and his youthful vitality almost then worked at WCFL and went gone. outlo California in 1928 to work in "Moe would be on the set coachthe new sensation called talking ing Curly one line at a lime," said pictures. Bernds, "the same way one. would "I began as a sound man at coach a child. Being a new director, United Artists, moving on to I naturally had everything planned Columbia in 1929 where I became to the last detail. When Curly was sound man on all of Frank Capra's unable to do a litlle three-hne aWard-winning films," he said. speech as planned, I bad to improBernds eventually became a .di- vise. For a new director, that's rector through the help of Capra pretty' frightening. ., . after working with him for fifteen "So Iwas improvlsmg like crazy ¥ears. Among the first films he di- and feeling pretty insecure about. t . Rock history this week Dec 18 t96~ Tiny Tim marries' Miss Vicki on The Tonight ShoW. Tiny is 40, Vicki just 17. Dec. 20, 1973-Singer Bobby Darrin suffers a heart attack and dies. The .singer gained fame Wlth hit;: "Mack the Knife," "Splish Splasb , H .. "Dream "Queen of the op, Lover," and much later, "ll I Were a carpenter." He was 37. BiRTHDAYS Dec. 13-Ted Nugent, 35. Dec. IS-Keith Richards, 41. j)e<;. ZOo,Pet., epss, 37· St. Luke's Hospital's free mental health film series continues on Tuesday, Dec. 18 at 7 p.m. with the movie "King of Hearts." An optional discussion following the film will be led by two mental health professionals. Because seating is limited, reservations for the film should be made by calling 63&-2100 during ollice hours on weekdays. Guests should enter the bospital from the main entrance on Wisconsin Avenue. Surface parkiDg is directly across the Dec. 23, 1974-George Harrison becomes the first rock artist ever to receive an invitation to the White House by a President of the United Slates when he lunches with President Ford. Dec. 14, 1974-Mick Taylor, who replaced Brian Jones, leaves the Rolling Stones, opening the door for Ron Wood. Dec. 17, 1977-Elvis Costello makes a rare TV appearance on NBC's Saturday Night Live when , , ' ~.~ !'is.tljbi Ri\1D,sJl9W ap, ., , ~ •••• A ••• , • " • Bernds remembers Lake wbo was always late Boys' lack of cooperation. "They were difficult," he said. "They wanted to be good and fundamentally were pretty good actors, but they were obstructive and difficult, dogging it at limes. When they worked, though, it tended to be good. The better supporting cast they had, the better they tended to be." Of his non-comedy films. Bernds cites the western "Escape from Red Rock" as his best-written ef· fort. "For the people who say all westerns are the same, I bring up that one. We started with a 'Rebel Without a Cause' of the old west, but ended up with a basis wluch is similar, being a young man at odds with his environment. We had a good cast and Ithink that if It had been done with bigger production, it would have been one of the most important westerns of its lime." Another favorite achievement among film buffs is Bernds' scrence-fiction picture ..Return of the Fly" with Vincent Price. "A lot of people say it's better than the original 'The Fly' and it bas been considered by some to be a scienc~fiction classic," said Bernds. One of Bernds' last rl1ms was writing the script of the ElVIS Presstreet. The film will be shown ID Voight Auditorium. Refreshments will be served. "King of Hearts" stars Alan Bates as a Scottish soldier who is sent to disann a bomb in a French town, planted by a fleeing Gennan Army during World War I. When Bates arrives, the town is deserted except for the inmates or the local insane asylum. He is embraced as their King, and the results are hilarious. This film is a little-known comedy masterpiece. . ley rock and roll musical, "Tickle Me," which was set on a dude rancb. "I was never introduced to Presley, even though Iwrote the scnpt I was origlOally supposed to direct the r,lm, too, but his manacer said. he wanted a director Presley had worked with before. Presley was i shy person" And why did Edward Bernds leave the motion picture tndusLry after being a veteran m wntmg and dtrecting so many !Ilms' • "Pictures left me. I just ran short of work One good llun that I have an mtelligent wtfe who discovered a ure-tire way to m.;1.k. muncy buy San Fernando Vallry property dunng the !IllLes, so I, didn't need the money," h. said Bernds 15 10 excellent health aNI recalls his past ex~mcly "'ell, bel)lng his 79 years He attnbut his good health to not havm smoked or been a dnnkmg man In c1osmg. he gave Ius sugg uon for people interested tn becorrung !11m directors "Just do what f dtd Work with a great director, tudy his style for lifteen years aNI get him to mler'\lene and get you In as a dire<lor." Sunple, eli? Edward Bernds IS one of the most popular !11m dJrectors of Ius time among movie burrs Hb screen works seem destined to remam staples of him craftsman· slup for a long time to come. Free film at St. Luke' s Professional Typing AcademiC Reports, Letters, Resumes, Technical, Statistical Pick Up & Delivery ON CAMPUSI Donna VanKampen 886·4249 Until Noon & Evenings 16 Thursday. Dec. 13. 1984 A pause in the disaster by Riel< Laebr Asst. FealUre EdItor Christmas, that most important of holidays, that conjures up images of love, family and a deep sense of reverence. For the major toy companies, however. it conjures up images of the almighty god of profit. Every year at this lime, these companies come out with new toys and gifts. Well, they've outdone themselves this year. After seeing this item, 1 think I've seen it all. You may as well sell all my clothes, pitch me in a hole and lhrow dirt on my face. I have seen it all. TIlis new gift for Christmas is the latest in the line of accessories for the Cabbage Patch Kids. Yes, those ugly tittle overpriced monstrosities have spawned many products in the last year. but the newest one is the ultimate. What is this "ultimate" gill? Cabbage Pat<b disposable diapers!. No, these are not diapers with pic- - tures of Cabbage Patch Kids on them for your baby. They are disposable diapers for you to put on your Cabbage Patch Kids. Neat, huh? Just think. now you can hold a Cabbage Patch Kid on your lap, Rick Luehr and you don't have to worry about the little sucker peeing on your leg. What a relief. No more worries about messed up furniture and no more diapers to wash. What a boon to the modern household. What will they think of next? A playpen so the ugly little suckers won't run away? Little mobiles so they can be amused while they're in their cribs? Doesn't it give you a warm feeling inside to know that although children all over the world will have nothing for Christmas, our Cabbage Patch Kids will be kept comfortable and free from wetness? .. Film revIew Beverly Hills Cop **** him out oi trouble, Judge Reinhold and John Ashton turn in very. good performances that, at times, threaten to steal the fi~ from Murphy. Other standouts include Ronny Cox as a Beverly Hills police lieutenant and Lisa Eicho~ as ~n old friend of Axel's who assists him in his investigation. . "Cop" is a very funny 111m. It -also is a very violent (Ibn. However, the violence never gets so out of hand that it overpowers the comedic moments. In fact, "Cop" IS one of the best blends of comedy and drama that I have seen 10 a long time. The action ~uences, !oeluding an opening chase scene IDvolving a semi, a bus and about two dozen cars, are very well done ~d exciting. The screenplay, by Darnel Petrie Jr., is well Written and tightly plotted. . "Beverly Hills Cop" shows Eddie Murphy at his very best. II is a funny exciting film that I'm sure IS desti~ed to be one of the biggest hits of the Christmas season. 11 you're an Eddie Murphy fan. see "Beverly Hills Cop." 11 you aren't an Eddie Murphy fan, see it anyway. Odds are you'll become one. by Rick Loehr Asst. Feature EdItor Eddie Murphy said recently that his new film "Beverly Hills Cop" would serve as an apology for his last film, the dismal "Best Defense." If this movie is indeed an apology. it's accepted. In "Beverly Hills Cop," Murphy plays Asel Foley, a Detroit police detective whose unorthodox methods tend to keep him on the wrong side of his superiors. When Asel's bestlriend is killed, he lakes his vacation time and goes to investigate his friend's murder, starting where the man last worked, in Beverly Hills. In Beverly Hills, Axel's unofficial investigation gets him in trouble not only with organized crime, but also with the ex1rernely'by-the-hook Beverly Hills Police Department. With his role in "Beverly Hills Cop," Eddie Murphy shows that he is not only one of the best COlIUC actors in films today, but that he is also a very capable dramatic actor. As the two Beverly Hills detectives assigned to follow Axel and keep Prince Holiday record - by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Aller existing on this planet for 26 years, I figured I had seen and heard everything as far as Christ. mas commercialism is concerned. Not so! Prince has released a Christmas single. "Anotber Lonely Christmas" is another mindless Prince record with such deep lyrics as... "Remember when we went swimming naked in your daddy's . pool. He was mad when he caught us, But it was still so cool." Or sometbing like that. Not to mention the brilliant line "Now you're gone and -Idrink banana dac, quiris until I die." Almost enough to make you miss Bing Crosby. I said almost. The record is released by Warners on a 45 rpm seven·incb disc, the flipside being "I Would Die 4 U" (the spelling is his, not mine) from the film "Purple Rain." Perhaps Prince will finally release a good record when his mustache grows in. A NEW MATT DILLON ... ONTHEMOVE OK, smart guy! What would you do if you were Jeffrey Willis? It's your last summer before choosing between college and jobless oblivion. Now comes a summer dream job at the ritzy EI Flamingo Beach Club, a luxurious haunt of the New York rich absolutely dripping easy money and overrun with beautiful girls. You rub more than shoulders with a gorgeous blonde coed visiting from California, you are taken under the wing of the Club's resident "getrich-quick" artist and, suddenly, college is coming in a very distant second. \ Matt and Janet - a breath of fresh air, So, in September, what will it be? For Mall Dillon as Jeffrey Willis in Twentieth Century Fox's "The Flamingo Kid," the decision won't be easy. Everyone has an idea about what he should do with his life -' and they're ALL wrong. Flair for comedy As the bright but less than "Easy Street" smart Jeffrey. Mall Dillon takes on a role tailored to show the talented young actor in a new light. Sure, he's still a legend in his own neighborhood, bUI in "The Flamingo Kid," Dillon is a rumblefish out of water with a flair Matt Dillon is" The Flamingo Kid." for comedy and a crush on shapely newcomer Janet Jones. The tall, sunny blonde shines in her first major film role after brief appearances in "One From the Heart" and "Grease II." A veteran at age 22 of five seasons on TV's "Dance Fever" team, Janet Jones will follow her role in "'The Flamingo Kid" by starring in the eagerly awaited film version of "A Chorus Line." Also starring is a seasoned trio of top performers. Richard Crenna (as slick sports car de.aler Phil Brody) recently made his mark in "Body Heat" and "First Blood" and will soon ret earn with SYlvest~r .. .. , . 0 • \ • .' • -\-\ 'I 'l: ," ,' \i " , , . . '. • ~ '" 4 . , . , , ,, , • ~ ~ •• j , ....... 0 . ,. ..... .... . .. • " ~. " ~~.. ,., ... - '.. .. ....... , • .Stallone in a second "Blood" called "Ram bo ;" Hector Elizondo (as Jeffrey's concerned father) was last seen in the hilarious "Young Doctors in Love," and Jessica Walter (as the sial us-conscious Mrs. Brody) is best remembered for asking Clint Eastwood to "Play Misty For Me." Shapely newcomer Janet Jones, For director Garry Marshall. "The Flamingo Kid" is a comedy right up his alley. Known for his knack With youthful casts of hit TV shows such as "Happy Days" and" J..averne & Shirley," Marshall guides "The Flamingo Kid" on the heels of hts first hilarious feature, "Young Doctors in Love." For a dash of summer in the deadof . winter. here comes "The Flamingo Kid," Your lasl days before college were never this hot and bothered . .. <t "I • 0, ..... 'I. , ...... _.1_' .. . ' ..- 17 nanday. Dec. 13. 198-1 ....... - Everyone knew . what Jeffrey should do with his life. Everyone was wrong. , l •• MICHAEL KEATON JOE PISCOPO MARlW H£NN£R MAURHN STAPLHON PHERBOYLE GRiffiN DUNNE GLYNNISO'CONNOR DOM DELUISE RICHARDDtMITRl DICKBUTKUS DANNY DEVITO Organized crime has never been this disorganized! TWENTIETH CENTURYFOX • A MICHAEL HERTZBOO POOlltTllJ AN AMY HECKERLING FILM • MICHAEL KEAml·.DIm lWmOOSlY JOE PISCO IS MARILU HEMNER·IOOlEEM STAPlfTOII· P£TER BOYLE GRIFFIN DUNNE• GLYNNI~ omNNOR • OOM MUISE· RICHARD DIMITRI DANNY ~VITO r~ ~"WEIRO AI" YANKOVIC . JOHN MORRIS IIOOMAN GIM8EL I DAVID M. WAlSH 8UO AUSTIN AID IIARRY COIDM8Y , 1:NORMANSTElN8E~ • 8ERNIE KUKOff • HARRY COLllM8Y • JEff MIS ~MICHAEL HERTZ8ERG AMY HECKERLING ,.. A legend in his own neighborhood. ABC Motion Pictures presents a MERCURY ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTION of a GARRYMARSHALL Film "THE FLAMINGOXID" Starring MATT DILLON RICHARD.CRENNA HECTOR ELIZONDO JESSICAWALTER Story by NEAL MARSHALL Screenplay by NEAL MARSHALL and GARRY MARSHALL Produced by MICHAEL PHILLIPS Directed by GARRY MARSHALL Original Soundtrack available on Vorese Sarabande Records and Cos;eHe~ ~ Releosed by 'woo"'lh CooMy '0.1 Edg,wood ,,1m Di,"ibolo" I~1 MOTION pG-13 ~~~~r,...s~i.~::'~':~~~~~'~~:'~~ PICru~S . s,"" ,",,,,,,, ",.y &< I.. ,~r.l"~" '01you"'lc""",," c::: ,_., ..u.E_R.2Hl.SElffiT£lHllfAlRE&: . SURIHRIDAV;OK~ 11AlSll((lQ}lIIlMti~ RANGER a 'l'handaY. Dec, 13, 1984 I! Film review No stars for City Heat A poetic look at Chr~~t~~~S covered the temtory from His bare Tree in two-tone Cadillacs . S ars Roebuck this year and where no e and ran away to where creches. . babe- in no Bing Crosby carollers Christmas complete WIth plastic groaned of a tight Christmas . manger I st and where no Radio City angels arrived by parce . po . iceskated wingless the babe by spectIlaI dedeli;~e Men through a winter wonderland and where no· e evis ... I bell h . th Lord Calvert Whiskey into a jmg e eaven praised e daily at 8 :30 with Midnight Mass matinees Christ climbed down from His bare Tree this year and ran away to where there were no rootless trees hung with candy canes and breakable stars contrived. There are long gun battles where nobody gets hit. overplayed bad guys, underplayed heroes (Eastwood can't act at all, so he's been perfectly cast) and an overuse of darkness and rain. Perhaps this is supposed to be subtly funny ...it isn't. On top of this, there are several out-and-out serious scenes to overshadow the film's attempted comic bits, only a few of whicb are effective. A very good supporting cast including Rip Torn, Madeline Kahn, Richard Roundtree and Irene Cara is wasted. "City Heat" looked like a good time in a silly sort of way but is instead a tremendously disappointing picture. Go see anything else. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor "City Heat" pairs Burt Reynolds with Clint Eastwood in a supposed parody of film noir, and like Steve Marlin's similar "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid," it's an unbelievable turkey. A lot of talent is involved here. with a script co-written by Blake Edwards under the pseudonym Sam O. Brown ("S.O.B." ... get it?) ana direction by Ricbard Benjamin, but any satirical attempts are remarkably poor in execution. Rather than parody the inadequacies and cliches of film noir, "City Heat" merely re-uses these staples, causing the film to look ridiculous and Christ climbed down from His bare Tree this year and ran away to where there were no gilded Christmas trees and no tinsel Christmas trees and no tinfoil Christmas trees and no pink plastic Christmas trees and no gold Christmas trees and no black Christmas trees and no powder blue Christmas trees hung with electric candles and encircled by tin electric trains and clever cornball relatives Chrisi climbed down from His bare Tree this year and ran away to where no fat handshaking stranger in a red flannel suit and a fake white beard went around passing himself off as some sort of North Pole saint crossing the desert to Betblehem Pennsylvania in a Volkswagen sled drawn by rollicking Adirondack reindeer . with German names and bearing sacks of Humble Gifts from Saks Fifth Avenue for everybody's imagined Christ child Christ climbed down from His bare Tree this year and softly stole away into some anonymous Mary's womb again where in the darkest night of everybody's anonymous soul . He waits again an unimaginable and tmpossibly Immaculate Reconception the very craziest of Second Comings. Record review Ex-Eagle Henley bombs Christ climbed down from His bare Tree this year and ran away to where . no intrepid Bible salesmen by Jim Nelhaur Feature Editor -Lawrence Ferlinghetti With 1982's "I Can't Stand Still," Don Henley showed his stuff as a capable solo performer. With his latest, "Building the Perfect Beast" on Geffen, he sells out to phony technology and emerges with a dull electronic piece of trasb. All of the purity that the former Eagles drummer spotlighted on his debut LP is missing with this release. The only thing saving it from falling Yiclim to the next carnival shooting contest is Henley's singing. which still sounds committed, in spite of weak songs. Although Henley is a drummer, a df:lm machine is used on some of the tracks: the ultimate sellout. The songwriting of Henley, Danny Kortchmar, Ben Trench and Stan Lynch is lyrically pretty good but falls short melodically with formulaic electronic claptrap replacing Wind ensemble excellent The wind ensemble 'presentation Dec. 6 was yet another example of hard work, seriousness and dedication on fhe part of a group' of very talented people. nicely under Mark Eichner's direction. ., . The crowd was pitifully small, although everyone seemed to be captivated by the intelligently selected program. .It's' difficult to promise someone'they'Il like somethjng that may not necessarily appeal to"them at first, hut if you have any doubts about the Parkside music department's various presentations, at- . tending one is strongly advised, You won't be disappointed. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor When in the position of Ranger feature editor, a person has the op-- portunity to see just how good the campus entertainment is, how beautiful the Conununication Arts Theater is and how few people bother attending the presentations, despite the quality and low admission price (usually only a buck for students). Compositions included Gustav Holst's "A Moorside Suite," (1928),- Wallingford Rreggers "New' Dance" (1935), Aaron Copland's "Emblems" (1964) and Malcotm Arnold's "Four Cornish Dances" (1966). The music flowed very Don Henley the clear, tasteful sound of Henley's first album. All in all, "Building the Perfect Beast" is a dull, flavorless synthpop albwn. It's cut-out time again, kids. Honey queen---:-to bee or not to bee If you are interested in trying.out for the position as Honey Queen, please bring a short resume to the Beekeepers meeting on Jan. 2 at the Racine County Extension Building at 7:30 p.m. The building is located west of 1-94 on Hwy 20. For more information call Marilyn Weschnefski at 654-7964·or Sue at 654- 6515. Racine-Kenosba Honey Queen position should have the first Wednesday of every month free to attend Beekeepers Association meetings. The Honey Queen will have her way paid to the Kenosha, Racine and State Fairs. The Queen will also have the opportunity to participate in radio sbows and appear in parades. The Racine-Kenosba Beekeepers Association is looking for queen candidates. They are looking for a person who enjoys meeting people, likes to travel and is willing to learn about bees and honey. The person who applies for the Ranger needs writers • Convenient location • Ample oWstreet parking (lighted) • Featuring some of the area's best music live • Affordable prices (we're the lowest!) • Large dance floor • Large seating capacity • Excellent food served • 3 billiard tables & video games DRINKING IS AMERICA'S #1 PASTIMEI Film review 2010 Feature Editor by Jim Neibaur ** * confused about. ** Writing and direction by Hyams are breathtaking, the shots, editing and use of color and cinematography all reaching a level of excellence found all too rarely in modern motion pictures. The setting by Roy Scheider, John Lithgow (he's in everything, isn't he?) and the rest of the act is also among the film's noteworthy achievements. . Having an interest in space, SCIence fiction or the future is not a prerequisite for this intelligent, entertaining fibn. Just go strictly for the drama and you'll not be disaJl" pointed. "2010" is the best film·this year" ~l\ ,one-,pic!"'e. you. ieaI)i. have to see. .-. _. _ .• - .- This year is a terrible year for movies, only a feW great ones with many bombs. "2010" is one -of the most pleasant experiences this reviewer has ever had in a theater making all the bombs I've had to sii through almost worth it. Even if you haven't seen Stanley KUbrick's "2010: A Space Odyssey" (1968) you'll have no trouble following this Peter Hyams-produced sequel, which takes up nine years after its classic predecessor. A. cameo by Keir Dullea from the prequel: ~~~ '!hipgS_ t1Iar vi~\'(e~: who didn't see tli<"original may'''''' PORKY'S 2117 91st Street Kenosha Recine-Kenosha County Line Rd. -a LIVE ENTERTAINMENT EVERY FRIDAY & SATURDAY NIGHT 1II: ... .ll c ~ CO PORKY'S IS YOUR KIND OF PLACE!" pz Club ~~~. ~~iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~iiiiii;;;iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Events f-'------ II 11l......".De<:.I3,IM4 P~~~~=:~ll be sponsoring .w~~~~E:~i;::i~~!to~ "ih th : M0ii--& DADi I a luncheonon Wednesday, Jan. 9 at Communit St d' ,or e 11.30 a.m. in Molinaro 111. Those 0175 in th~ ~L~ntFService Ollice, I ~ interested in attending this mation, call 553.2706. or more intor- I ~tionalluncheon should con- I tact the Peer Support Office, 553- Chemistry Club I 2706, or Pam Beach, 63~I23 by 1 Dec. 31. The Chemistry Club wishes Peer Support will hold two Open everyone a. happy holiday season 1 House/Campus Tours lor incoming and would like to remind you about I Parkside students, age 23 or older, the end-of-the-semester bash being 1 00 WednesdaY,Jan. 9 at I p.m. and planned. For more information, al 7 p.m. on Thursday, Jan. 10 in stop 10 Greenquist 108 or watch I Molinaro 111. your mailbox in the near future. We I peer Support, one of five major hope to see you all next spring be- I campus organizations, holds Open cause we've got a great sem~ter I Housesthat include information on planned. Merry Christmas, and 1 the university's academic program, have a great break. as well as campus, cultural and 1 social Parkside faculty, staff and continu- activities. Members of the PAW CftRI S 11 ing student groups will be on hand Parkside Association of Wargam- 1 to answer questions. ers (PAW) be hosting Chiwaukee peer Support also sponsors two Campaign n on Jan. 12 and 13. 1 scholarships each year. The Peer Registration is $5 at the door. The I Support scholarship for $100 is Chiwaukee Campaign is an annual I awaroed each fall semester, and convention that provides an oppor- I the Coonie Cummings scholarship tunity for historical, board and STOe KI N G S UGG ESTI 0 N 1 lor $100 is awarded each spring miniatures gaming before having to semester. Scholarship applications go back to school the follo~ day. 1 willbeaeceptedthroughthesecond For more information, contact The $50.00 DEPOSIT it l week of eacb semesler and awar- Bruce Carson or Mark Nickle in 0I ded at the end of the fourth week Molinaro 140 or call 533-2013. 01 °1atl ~I ~I WI !:!I ~I~l ~\ ~I 01%1 c,~, ~I ~l 0 1 °1~, °1:iill !I (,)1 i 1 I 1 , , I , , I I , 1 1 1 .::====:=-::=-:-:'-:~=~~~';';-'==='I:Z~~-~"'~~~-""'-""'-'~~--'''''' ~ ..... --- Aweek at the Park Jazz Ensemble show EVENTS Saturday, Dec. 15 Thursday. Dec. 13 StlI'PORT GROUP: for parents wilh infants, at 12 noon in Moln. Dl2I. AD are welcome. Sponsored by the Parkside Health Office. CONCERT: featuring the parkside Jazz Ensemble at 2 p.m, in CA Dll8. Admission is $1 for students and senior citizens and $2 for others. MOVIE: "Children of Paradise" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film series. BUS TRIP: to the Lyric Opera House in Chicago. Call ext 2312 for details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. MOVIE: ·"Children of Paradise" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. AU seats are sold. SUDday.Dee. 16 MOVIE: "Children of Paradise" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series ~II be available at the door. Nobodyasked me, but .•• Christmas is puzzling C!>DtiDuedfrom Page 2 stolen from underneath us? Why does the Assistant Chancellor of this fine educational institution have Chrislmas ligbts on a rubber tree plant in his/her office? I am totally bewildered by this electrifying concept, and I'm currently searching to the root of the issue to find some answers. I'm not sure anything ~II brancb out, though. Speaking of roots ...! have been searthing for some time to find out K money is indeed the root of all evn, why doesn't money grow on trees? H it can't grow on trees, why ..... 't there at least plants to comtnemorate this rooted issue? I WOuldlove to have a money tree or money plant for Christmas. Tbe potential for millions in profit would make everyone green ~th envy. We could buy anything we would possibly ever want to buy for Christmas, including those bard-totbink-ol gifts for greedy relatives. Why didn't they put any Dylan Thomas on the juke box in the Uaion yet? And wby do, ~ have ~ frll!ntls wltll:four'd\ffere!,~~J r----.. ...~.. ~_. • toos? And why does my cat insist on eating oatmeal cookies whenever my brother walks into the house? For that matter, why did my mother make t8 dozen oatmeal cookies last week? Why are people who are not generally :very paranoid under the impressIon that no one is out to get them? It just occurred to me that answering all tbese questions by Christmas would clearly be an odious task, certainlY Dot one that I10- tend to spend time working out, except for that one about the ChriSt; mas tree lights on the Ass1Stan Chancellor's tree. certainly enough, .f we continued. sooner or later ~omeone would ask why we celebrate Cbristmas, and then they Id ask who started all of this, I :~~ld hate to think of myself ~ being responsible for a lack o~= mony at Christmas time. I ac y like Christmas very much. In generChri trnas can be a very fun ~;'e of ~e year, but probably only if 0)1 don't )taxe ",,!"e I~Ot asking. .Y. f ~tJ:al!ll~Illl.l\Stions.·,· -' all.JS!I~ Q~.J';;'; •• . - , • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • TRANSPORTATION VIA AIR CONDITIONED. BATHROOM-EQUIPPED MOTOR COACH .7 NIGHTS LODGING AT THE OCEANSIDE PLAZA HOTEL • FREE PARTIES & EXTRAS • FULLY ESCORTED THROUGHOUT • ALL HOTEL TIPS & TAXES ONLY $219 FOR APPLICATION AND FURTHER INFORMATION, CONTACT: ~. ..~~ .. ~ • 'Co • • "n . ~ •• zo RANGER Post Nasal Strip a by Paul Berge rOt rt I t=:s ;: 4m,9f ; at f'n ' 3 Classifieds • SmES5tSk Help Wanted ROCK·IT North, 12026 Antioch Rd. Hwy &3. 'trevor WI needs waitresses. bartenders. OJ's We will train. Phone 4141863-6588 between 10 a m and 3 p.rn weeltdays. Rentals W""'T TO sublet studio apartment at Orcaard Courts for 5e(OOd semester CaU 553- 9359 aIter 8 p m Personals WM'TED: SLEEP for finals~ I need it-Tued Soul. SMtJRF: I love you and just wait till Christmas HOII ha-l.<we. ~ WANTED: MALE. IUct Iooki"l. sensitive. Iofs of money If quaUfled see Janet in "The Office ,- WANTED: SOMEONE wfIo an take' Rood notes In a bonne c:lass ... Pauia. Om aDd Connie, you do not quality! ROBERT S~: Time waits for no man. Lers hit ~ sex rooms before your tiJ'rIe is up-Tadpole IF'rotlI. G..utFIELD: 1~ sid: in the morning! You "d.drl't wear your rubbers when it rained. - Your Tadpole. FLASH: lUCKED chain in Coffee Shoppe attack students' film at eleven. DEAR JIM N . I did not take yOW' photomeasuring wh~1, wtUteout, ru~. typewriter. c:half. hose or bolby Mu!-Carol. @MMi ML!? HEV, LORI: Len go to Bellview for X-Mas Break-Chocolale. DEAR PAULA, have a GREAT time in Florida I know you will. even if you do have to bring your husband. Be sure 10 send us post cards. Who knows-sometmeg may develop from your time together-Brenda. Loretta and Cindy, GOO BLESS everyone- Tin)' Tim. MERRV CHRISTMAS to the Ranger Staff and all rn)' other friends on campus-Ross Bechanan. THANK YOU. F10wer Garden staff for taking such good cart' of me lhis year. I had a lood year. despite all my messy pants and IItful mornings-Love, Ross. tsee you aU nul year and have a nice Christmas.) WE WILL be so happy wilen all our papers are done. regardless of the quality of them.- The Procrastinator Students. NICE GLASSES. Wendy.-The Raftlei' Staff, AND-V: BESIDES ~ calculator. aU you're getting from us is love.-Brenda and Ross. STAR11NG NEXT year. the Ranger person· nel are going to have to make -a sincere effort to keep the o(fice c1ean ...especiaUy the lableneKt to the business mgr's desk. M, CONRAD: Feliz Navidad y Felit Anno Nuevo. EI dase cW a la oche. CAROL: HAD I know your intentions. I would have stuck my E. coli into )'OW' tube and my hands into your pockets. Love. ell· partner. RANGER STAFF: Vou're great! Have a happy holiday. Let's keep progressing and make next year's papers evt!n better,-Ed, ED: SO are you, and may your Christmas presents include early copy, p!e-deadline ads. lots of cooperation and a total .lack of uangling participial ~Iauses. land tYPo:SI.- JanelhetypistandTemthemaglcmakeupartisl. CAROL: MARY'S name was certainly gift enough for you. and I'm sooo glad we co~ld keep the whole thing a secret for a whole live seconds. I'm certainly looking forward to buying good Peppermint Schnapps with the wetfare fund, USA: BEWARE of drunken singers professing Spanish songs and declarations of the infa· mous A-Center Jail. La-la-la-jo-la .... BREND": f1RST it's ear piercing. then you go and buy some new birds and flowers. They're really very beautiful. but rm not sure about the ca~ you keep Ulem in?~ BRENDA B; You're such a cuue' Don·t forget to bring pictures to the party, Mom will waRt to see them. CAnlY SCOON: Congratulations. you graduc ate, you!! I'm so gladwe're friends. and I'm glad we'll graduate together: Scmeday-you'H be Dr. Lawyer Catherine sccon. Esq. JENNIE: MERRY- Christmas 10 a funny pt'rson who does an incredible job running' a great newspaper. . UZ; MERRY Christmas to a wonderful COHORT in CRIME. CARLA: HOW ya doin~ We'U miss you, but we'll never leave you alone. How:s that for reassuring: Be good! And d.9n'( forget Ute lights on ~'our tree. ' . ARTIE: YOU Nerd! RANGER STAFF; Where the he:U bav.e .t~e c1assifieds been'.'-John & .Tony~ ." , ... PAT; CONGRATS on graduating! Yotj'r~ a, fine specimen of a young communications major. -. Cross country skiing beneficial aerobic exercise by Mary.Frances Lojeski cross country skiing can be fun. Anyone who is capable of a brisk With semester break just around walk can cross country ski. Of courthe comer and a winter that prom- se, this does not mean that you win ises to be fiDed with snow, what be an expert, but you win be able better. way is there to spend your to have a good ume and ~ a good' free lime than skiing? workout. As WIth other fItness enAccording to "Your Health and deavors, you win probably find the Fitness" magazine.. in recent years sport: mu.ch.more exCiting and refitness experts have begun to rank warding If :you are able .to lake 'a cross country skiing as one of the few lessons before.yenlunng out on best an-around fitness sports'. When your own. done at a constant speed.. Nordic _ Nordic'skiing is a good. form- of: (cross 'country)' skiing' is an, excel, exercise, .and .tt.ts a lot safer than tent way to raise your heart rate downhiU skiing. 'It is beneficial to and hold it there.. Only jogging,,' stretch out.before beginning an af· swimming' and' aerobic- exercise temoon otcross country skiing, and . provide as good a woi1r.out. Because' to repeat-the exercise after you are of the combination of aerobic exer- finished for:the day: This added to cise and cold air"cross country ski- the fact that you won't bebarreUng ing burns a lot of calories, down· hills. at breakneck speed, Cross country skiing is beller helps to lessen the chance of serio than jogging in several ·ways. As ous injuries, such as those often as- . would be expected, your legs get a sociated with downiU skiing. . g~ workout when yooski, Many.' So· when YllU go cross counlly people. are surprised to lind, ~ow- skiing this semester .break, have a .ever, th~t their anns and shoulders, great time and remember how good also benefit. Another plus is' that the sport is for your health. NOTICEl STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THEPABKSIDE UNION - .. - . Continued from Page 8 lescents give nonverbal signs. A drop in grades,' difficulty c0ncentrating, skipping classes and not meeting assignments may aU be signs of trouble, . To detennine whether a young person may be headed toward suicide, Garfinkel looks for four kinds of changes: . Unhappiness, crying speDs, irrita· bility; , LosS of concentration, low soU· esteem, a sense of nihilism; Radical increases or decreaseS in activity, such as a student w\tO can~t sit still or one who sleeps aU the lime; , Changes in everyday fuDdiOIlS such as loss of appetite or sudden overeating, insomnia or loss of sex drive., . Since many of the warning signs of depression - drug use, wild partying, sexual adventurism - simply seem signs of youth, Garfinkel looks for changes in aU four areas· Awareness boils down to two basic tips, he says. Fint, tooIt for changes in perfonnance or behavior • "!~~~n~t;:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' ... ....' ~'~'~~~~~~~~'~'~~'~'~~... .. il"'~'~'~'~'~""I""~..... J"cide'seHb!u and second always take "'II" talk of~' .•.. sui· ....._ 4~:._ .•. _j:.f ..-._••• " :"t"'t ~.~"~'~ oi .. "" • h>~,~ Jr.'. _.. ,," ~,,~!,I~J'; ,;,., ~f'ooJ "'~ •• J"""{' • , •'.i:,~'.... I'" i..•• ~ . • " . ' '•.. , , • 'r~ •• ''''-', "'f. ~."'1...4-""}"'.,i,1-+'1t'1 "'I ..-\~ i-",~,&;",,"~-"-"'\l"~" ," _ BUILDING SUP,ERVISOR Responsible for evening and weekend bu7 11dingoperatIon and, inter. nal s~urity; involves coordination,·Ofspecia:!'events. cash receipt ha~~hng and stu~ent pay-rollaudit'; must be personable·and have the ability to wor.k WIth others. Current opening involves Thursday and Sunday evenings. To apply contact Union Office, Room 209. CASHIERS/BARTENDERS • UNION SQUARE BAR • RECREATION CENTER • CINEMA THEATER • SWEET SHOPPE All positions are available 2nd semester. Applications now being accepted the Parkside Union through Friday, Dec. 14. in Room 209 of Suicide--- .... r ... . All~Am~rlcanTodd Yde sets sights on' National Championship title , phere," said Yde, His first year here showed some pronusmg- results, with his fourth ParksidfsTodd Yde, a 1984 All- place showing at Nationals (which AJn<licaD started wrestling ~th earned him an All-American stand. the ~ag.mentof his brothers' II)g), ' mends at BeloitHigh School... ",Yde tries·to"run two to three Accordihg10 Yde, his hig~s~hool miles a d:\y.-lift weights and eat a wrestling dllys were not too-out- balanced diet At practice, the team ,taDCfing, "I never made it to State usually lifts weights, but according Ibeata lot of guys who went to to Yde, Jun Koch drills on tech- s~te,bUt I just never got there,"" nique and hard bve wrestling, said Yde. . "I try to eat good food throughFromhigh school, Yde wenton out the .season, like vegetables, to WeTI technical school and salads 'and. soup," said, Yde. He ",.,ued for one year. He then at- dropped from last year's 188- tended \.>lCNSS" but injured JPW-. pounds to a present 167putting him ' self, and!reilahirted for a year. 'His in a·-t1iffereniwrestling , bracket final mov,e ""'.k.him to.Parkside, With this drop, Yde has to be carewberelie 6a$ been wrestling fot ful with his diet ' two~" " .' ,:.' rhe day before ",eighing in, Yde "(liked LaC!'osse,but there ",ere' - usuallYtefrains ·.from eaiingbo100. IIllIlJ ,tIlings to do ~«i(h}y; ca.sehis",aght is close to' regula- !J1des ..well't too good, r, n~ed' tion: '~I'Jrp!obablydo a liltle better to getlW3Yfrom the partyattnos- in the lower weight class. The Bowling tea,m's' loss attributed to tourney's poor conditions . ~"~'L~ . '.." ::;';:;:~".~;_ -" -{:,,.ji.:J:~:'L: ~ .:~ . , '" DeDDis Harbach, '.;,: .. ;, bowls, to qualify 'for sectional.. has traditionally done well in, it is "We bave acromphshed many . ,,,,c, , Kelly;,wUl bl' bowbl)g with the., expecting many new bowlen. "We thin&s this year Just WlIJtlor us Witlt,jIeavjlJl oiled lanes •. a-fdr', team",; ',>e", have our eyes on one guy who shot and we'U be bad< for rrl<n," .... eip. alll\lWrere and two ,tough "Frlizeil":Frarik Bisottithe ice an 803 series several weeks ago, duded 1IWkrnus. leQIIc,·Jlarbjde·s howling ,'team:; man, was ~(;most coilmStenCBi- .r.iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~=~iiiiiiii.l 1IlIUIIll*'l4:\lUDced by ,OshkOsh. sotti, has'beCojne a regular 600 s~' "'WIIilel!alet. Saturday,'Dec' ..8, rieS bowlerm practice. "I've beeh n...T¥nTTnJil mJ.I1i1 ~ Tr\AV .Q.T"\1T'\TTfl W-, GIeri Malkmus ,commen-.' mOdifyingmyd~jjlierate style as.of U UJ .L Ul<l.l .LIlli I~ u eJ~ 1 toI:t\VtJlave""" aIFbut'lnath ... , late, aDd.my llaine'is really comlng WITII UTI T1i'r\ J..rIr1H TTli'li".Q. lllIIielIllI'~liDIinatedfrompost.sea·'i, around,":;;lridBisotti. Thfee weeks l'~ 1~1 JJll LCJ ... B!lti" he a~;;,\!ifthe/ ago ..when,tIl~',team weni to'i!'e' IIOf Tr\AV ~rqr A{"11i'.Q. leImtttok',<lIirsLor second'place'. prestigiOUS'&f.Louis tournament, '1l11-A U M~l\l.~LCJ flllitb"'atoumament comlng\1,lp,in,,' BisOlli Was a1so' rolling' along, .. ' SJIiDg, it may be able to go to sec- was the rest of the team as they finlionals." . ished 22 in a field' of 48, Some of 'l\e~was without the's~-'; the best ttialnk In the country Were' ices of ,Rie~..KeIlY,.who. was' not { present: Mallohusspeculat<!s .the' qualified~. play, t,{alkmusllrom- team is in the top 30 in the co,untry,' monted,"We're sick of getting . 0:'- " _ in this red tape, but it:s'., As the team looks forward to tile sticky sildtlOn:' When iIle, ~, Sy,Ornore Class.c, a tournament It Scie~ced'i~-i~ioh basketbaU fictioti to;'§'tudents·: .' '.,~' ib~Robb LU~hr' ;;., 'At the balf, the Students led the - '- .• Faculty 22-19.' -' . .They came from everywh~re.. In the second half, things start~ LifeScience,Chemistry, Geology, to fall apart for the "Less Fillin~ PhYSICS,Their mission: play ,bas:. Students; Fouis .were bemg caU • ketl>a1J, I,¥tructors,. and .stu,d~ists with increasing· frequency agamst, alike: equals lor a day. '. "".,,' the. StudentS. 'Ksaresult. the Fac- . !twas the second annual Science ulty wasabte' to'take gd~anlJlgeof This holiday season. special packages of MJI r H' h LJf~ DiYisionFa.culty-Student<llaUepge,. ten free-throW opporturuties. They will feature an appealing holiday dC'>l\n SJ1OIlsored Ie by, Mill,erBeer. The.b.at,t" converted on five, while the TShtu - h Lf' 'Ch t • m ~ul Y f two .s inspired by Moller Hog i e s os m" m ,,- ;"!~an~.fought, both,~: gJv,.· dents made zero or ' , d:t 10 their cause. When" the".. tuined out to be the difference In Look for dISplays of MIller H~ Life's holKl. 'pac ges the settled, the. victors were;;.!or.' the game, - at your favorite retatler S<COl\dyear10 a row, iIle Fa~· The Faculty out-scored lhelfSit ER TIM E ~The~m:::~r~t;;~~J~(L: ~~tsb:7;~ ~:~, sr."~i~d WE LeO MET 0 MIL L ... The)~ls had .the early ~d:' se.. n second-half po~ ancbini fin- AND HAP PY H 0 Ll 0A Y5 ~.. -half ge Inthe game behind 14f;~t- with 15 for the g""",is ~ Clough t~.l~ u. ished with 13 po'" ts Liv- II f R • JlOints by Mark "The Doctor" added eight. For the Studen.th 20 Fr0 maO usa tan ge r ~.. and four.. points from. 't led all scorers ~~"I\ Hatch lOgs on , "_d eight aDd Slu- W1 and "Ill.:: elman Kioon, B.II points, Wadinach•.... Ted "3-D" '-",Id '/iadina ~" Reed each' and Mark ''Slam'' dent tearn, h coa· and put in nJ,P'U' SIX· M'II B . Co I e r rewtn g , Iatut 'Ritblywas added two points. led by Jeff- Jackson, And The came off the beDC so, for another year. §~~lj~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!:':J "8onI eIght points and Bruce It n f,J!l!l! 9vJ;~ ljs~•• r ••~ I!stber~' Branchini ~l#.~y~n.A., Fal'y'!Y~~·tbe !ltuaen~ wi! 1Je ""'-0., One Shot" Will and Fred dents, , enge for next year. ......... Clough each added two. plolting therr rev .y Carol KorleDdick Sports Editor " Changewas beller for the team and for myself," said Yde, , The team is p1annil)gon placing 10 the top ten at the NAtA and Divisionn Nationals. and bopes to place somewhere in the top five. Accordingto Yde, the team should manage this if it keeps its members healthy. Yde explained. "We're not ~igin numbers, though we have some real quality players." The junior Education major hopes to claim the National Title. "I was close last year. I lost to last year's champion in overtime." Yde should have a good chance to atlain this goal with his overall skills and specialty in take-downs. Last year, Yde set the school record for the most tak:e-downs. "As far as Olympics go, they're too far off, besides, they require a lot of dedication," said Y de, Instead, Yde hopes to teach eith· er social studies or health, and do some coaclung at the high school level. Next year, Yde will not be eligible, so he plans on assisting Koch, Apart from wrestling, Yde ... joys downhill slUlng. fishing and water slUlng His family rs also qWte atltleuc, WIth his four brotben also mvolved 10 wrestling. Koch, acron:Img to Yoe. makes the team practice the wresl1J.ng moves so th<y become automabc and iesuocuve As a coach be abo stresses moderation. .. 'Know yoor limits,' coach would say," said Yde "He'd also say, 'DoD't get out of shape by _ out all !be l1JDO., Use your common sease.· >' Yde as a wrestler ad\nses future "Testlers to stick on a good dIet, and wort on a tecbruque. Also, "You only get out 01 an hour 01 practice what )'OU put mto rt." COltduded Yde. Todd Yde Curling Anyone? Tbe_ Oub be~an __ J'" " t985 for anyone ID ted In cwlInI or ID IoanuIl& t <UrIme IS aU about Cub membenIuP eu>t lor swdeels. aod 5t I r ani membenbtp 1b<re IS aloo • speaaJ rate lor .... non·owdent curIen Tbe C\IrloIlt Cub IS .... ot 1914 Memo A _ For rrl<n tDformal*! COIlIXt Plul Jan ID !be 1W1C«.of~ RANGER .,.22 ThursdaV. Dec. 13. 1984 Work off excess Christmas baggage during your winter break blahs Wrestling Team captures championship at Whitewater invitational 10 card holder may bring guests to the building for a $2 fee per guest. Locks, toweis, and swimming suits can be rented from the issue room at minimal cost. Basketballs, vol. leyballs, weight pins, weight bells and dumbbells can be used at no cost. COme on out and have some fun. How about a game of racquet. ball or basketball? What's your ex· cuse? BuDding Hours througb Dec. 21: Mon.-Thurs.: 7:45 a.m.-9 p.m, Fri.: 7:45 a.m.", p.m. Sat.: Closed Sun.: 2:00-7:00 p.m, Pool Hours through Dec. 21: Mon. and Wed.: 1:00-8: 00 p.m. Tues.: 11:30-2:30 & 5:30-8:00 Thurs.: II :00-':00 Fri.: 11:00-5:00 Sat.: Closed Sun.: 2:00-7:00 that month. The weekly calendar is more precise. It lists the three gyms and tells you. for each hour of the day; when the gym is open to anyone and when team sports have practice. The .pool and building hours are also listed for that week, along with home and away sporting events. Both the monthly and weekly calendars are subject to change on short notice. Over the Christmas break. the buDding is busy. The winter sports people are still practicing and many students like to work out over the . .break. "The pool is always busy. I think that's the nature of the Parkside campus. People are contingent to the campus and they don't go miles away to go home. They're here, and they still use the facilities over break," says Linda Draft. The PE building is open to all Parkside students holding a valid 10. So come along with· a friend and get your body into shape. Each by KimberUe KraDlcb Christmas wiD soon be here, and after you've gurged yourself with turkey and aU the fixin's, it's lime to head to the physical education building to work off some adipose (fat). Anyone choosing to do so can be less frustrated if one has three helpful guides: the Phy Ed Building Use Regulations pamphlet, the Phy Ed monthly calendar and the Phy Ed weekly calendar. The PE Building Use Regulations pamphlet can be picked up upstairs in the offices 01 the PE building. It is a uselul guide that tell you who can use the building, use regulations, equipment available lor check out, guest policy and other important infonnation. The monthly calendar is one of two building calendars' that goes out and is posted across campus. It too may be picked up in the PE building. The monthly calendar gives the day-by-day hours lor both the pool and the building. It also lists the home sporting events for wins on the day, with a 12-7 decision over Scott Hoy of Triton in the finals being his closest match of the tournament. Keyes pinned two opponents en route to his tiUe at 177 pounds. Keyes dominated Dave Ober 01 Wheaton by a IW score in the finals to lake his crown. Craig Patz, a freshman wresUing at 190 pounds, defeated two wresUers before running into Wisconsin State University Conference champion Duane Fisher 01 Osbkosh, losmg a tough 7-3 decision in the linals. Other Parkside wresUers placing were liB-pounder Jerrill Grover, who took a third place, despite losIRK one match, that to eventual champion Chris Riley 01 Triton. Jack Danner, at 134 pounds. placed lourth in a tough weight class. Mark Dubey, wrestling up a weight class at ISO pounds from his usual 142, won two matches but was unable to place. Johnnie Walker, also wresUing up one weight class, also .... unable to place. Coach Jim Koch was awarded a trophy in his honor for leading the team to the championship. Koch said he was pleased to win this tournament against some very tough opponents such as Triton Whitewater, and Wheaton. "Ther~ is a lot of wrestling left this season and I'm looking for more exciting and successful things for this team," concluded Koch. The Parkside wresUers captured the team tille in the l4-leam Whitewater Invitational last Saturday, Dec. I. Taking lirst place individual honors lor Parkside, . 'uch is currently ranked t2th no .ally in NCAA Division II, were. three senior tri-captains Mike .ckerheide at 158 pounds, Todd at 167, and Ted Keyes at 177 Parkside SCOrt· .~ points for the tournament" 'tth two-lime delending nationai enior College champions Triton second with 87V. points. Host Whitewater, ranked 13th in the NCAA. was third with 81'1'•. The Rangers were strong throughout the tournament, qualilying five wrestlers into the finals. Dan Hall, wrestling at 126 pounds, recorded three pins on his way to the Iinals belore losing a hardfought B-5 decision to Whitewater's top wrestler John Pecora. With Hall's three pins, he rewrote Parkside's record books. One of his pins was in just 12 seconds, the faslest laU in the school's history. For Hall's efforts he also received the tournament's pinners award for the most lalls in the least amount 01 time. At 158 pounds, Muckerheide improved his season mark to 13-3 by winning. five matches on the day and getting a convincing ~ decision Win over Mark Macy of Wheaton CoUege in the finals. Yde captured his tiUe with four The building is closed Dec. 22 through Dec. 25. A January calendar will be available the week 01 finals. Ranger needs ad representatives REC CENTER Final Week Hours Dec. 17 - 21 Ranger pboto by Dave McEvoy Yes! Parkside has a pool! Come and take a dip during winter break MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY 9 a.m, - 10 p.m. 9 a.m. - 10 p.m. 9 a.m. - 10 p.m. 9 a.m. - 10 p.m. 9 a.m, - 6 p.m. Get active on campus. Join the Ranger staff. General Membership meeting, Jan, 18 at I p.m, WLLC D-139A (nexl 10 Coffee Shoppe) SOt SPECIAL Mon.-Fri. Bowling - 50- Game Pool - 50- Y2 Hour Tblll"Sdav, Off, 13, 19 "Teammaintains unblemished standing, b Steve Kratochvil bead coach Roes Johnson, ed 26, while Mike Henderson and dorf continued his consistent play, wbo have nev... heard , f PorUi Y Dennis DaVIS, a junior guard, Kenosha native Vince Hall came oil drawing fouls and converlulg rune before could be 10 for • ""l"U" m"l':S basketball team will making himself known as a poten- the bench to score 11. Parkside's of ten from the lree throw IJne The Rangen will rerum ~ on The!baD likely lose a game this tial All-Amencan candidate, paced ball-hawking delense created 31 The team ...,11 take a break lor Jan. 14 aga.tnSl t.op-ratod . I...... more I it may take a D\yision 1 the Rangers with 23 points. . turnovers. finals and then resume play on Dec POIOI. f.. lonne Terry Port..,. who year,b~ Jel lbe job done, The The Journey continued. to Wmona The Rangers completed the 22 at Green Bay belore heading on was on the 2O-man roster 01 the learn currently lGoO, .are playin,g -' Slate. "This game was sort of a sweep last week at LaCrosse. "We their southern SWlOg. DllmplC baskethall team A rft<'Ilt ~i,g road schedule that Will homecoming for .me,': Johnson played together. We had to because "Those DiVlSlOl1I teams toow Sports Illustrated tory e>~ outa hem plaY at 18th-ranked said. "I gral!ualedfrom Winona.· we were playing a good team. La- thaI we're a Division II team, and Porter's (me play 10 a I_~ or. se~ DiVISion 1) Alabama-Bit- There were 4O.or 50 people at the Crosse played well and so did we," they expect to beat us We get pald ucle He IS • \eclumale IlA p IN on Jan. 3. game who .came just to .see me Johnson said. good money 10 play them, so we go peel. ,.;ngbaIIl d trip started in high coach ..It was nice,". . It took a jump shot by Davis to down there wben they ast us to," A large eetbu ... lie crowd • The roothe Rangers downed IIli- Whal made that night even het- pull the game out in the final Johnsoo said sbould he on hand 10 .... tch these lasJUoIl nitute 01 Technology 79-59 ter was the facl that Johnson's minute, 7H8. The come-from-be- .. has laved "'0 DIVISIonII pow"" hallie 01 tile "'" InsU "We made SOme menlal team scalped the homeslanding hind ellort enabled the Rangers to . Atahama-Bunungham Il~t Pby Ed IlutIdmg Can Do,... 1.... 1 u (;biC>gO. t we layed with inlel!- Warriors 88-68. Again, Davis was attain their current lQ-{)mark. Aca- 10 froot ~I crowds of over , ~ nauonal aUenbon from Porter' ""takes, .ty and bu . that ISPlID,portanl" said lhescoring hero "D9uble D" scor- demic .' All-American Erik Womel- home this year. Those 17,000poop e MEN'S VARSITY BASKETBALL SCIlEDt:LE "sat, Dec. :!2-Green Bay 200 P 01 uThurs. Jan 3-U. or Ala Bimungham 730pm '·Sat. Jan 5-U. of So ~IISS 730pm '"Tues. Jan 8-U of So Ala 735pm . fon . Jan 14-St.evens Pomt 7.30 p 01 11Iurs, Jan t7-n1 lnst. Tech 730pm Fri, Jan 2S-MSOE 7'l1pm '·sat., Jan 26-Roose\'ell U. 700pm '"Sal. Feb. 2-N E III U. 200pm Mon. Feb 4-eoncord .. 730pm Wed . Feb. 6-UW·~ 730pm "sal. Feb. 9-Ferns Stale 730pm Tues . Feb 12--Qshkosb 730pm sal. Feb t6-Purdue-Cllumel 730pm Wed .. Feb 2ll-N E III U. 730pm Tues. Feb 2S-Judson College 730pm Thurs. Feb 23-St Joseph's 7'l1pm .. DENOTES AWAY GAMES AlA Distnct Play offs March 2.• and 6. 198:i NAIA Nabonal Cbampionslups .l.rch 13. 165. IS. 19 198:i MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE 7' SCREEN , looking good with 3-3 record. Parkside's women's basketball team: . . + third in tournament Womendefeat Supenor lor me-- half almost seemed liIte a repeat of . the second half and started a .co the SI. Benedict game. Miller SOld, by Linda Masters back outscoring SI. Benedict by "W J'ust dido't execute as well as ' . t I wilhin one e "Th Rangers The Ib II t m eleven pomts 0 ge . d we were capable of. e women's baske a ea point (55-54), With £lve seeon S went into haUtime down 27-22. Ilaftled to Minnesola last weekend .. Parkside had one more . 10 to play in the Norlh Countr~ remammg, b Cheryl Ketler- Dnce again, Parkslde came TlIIU'Ilamenlhosted by Bemidji chance. The shot d y t at the buzz- f rrn in the secood half to outplay .~- h Is hagen went m an ou edict 0 . team in every aspect .... Universily. Olher sc 00 par- The final score was SI. Ben tbe Supenor . 61-19. Mary licipating were SI. Benedict Minne- er. 4 Deb Hansen led 01 the game to wm !ilia and UW-Superior. . 55 - Parkside 5 . oints and 8 re-- Melcal! led all scorers with 18 .\Iter a 12-hour drive lbe prevl- scorers Wllh 13P kman Cheryl ints and 6 reboUnds, Melissa Os· '" day, Parkside played SI. Bene-- bounds; Merry ~I~ary 'Melcal! ierrnan added 14 points, Deb ~ dictFriday,Nov. 7, and losl by one Ketlerhagen an 'nts Ketlerhagen seo 10 points and 10 rebounds od 8 P<Int, ~. each added 1~ pol d 'Metcalf 6 re-- Cheryl Ketlerbagen 10 POlOtsa Parkside started out very slow had 8 reboun s an rebounds. and sI""'·· 'Part th layers bounds. . la ed Supe-- .' ow 3-3 Their next ........ ' was e p salurday Parkslde P Y e away Parkslde IS n . ai College of bein& travel-weary. We jusl had a rior for third place and ~e play- game was al ~::~y, Dec. 12. very hard time gelling inlo Ihe with a viclory, 61-49. pard displayed EducabOnlts0ncoming in too late for !aDte tempo the firsl half," said d much sharper an the WIth resu Coach Wendy Miller. At halftime, e intensity on defense than. I this issue 01 Ranger. the Rangers were down 3lf-18. more night However, the brs Pu ier Parksiile came oul fired up for prevIous . zz answers !ntramurals t FOP LA" P V A T mamen ABE LAB A Twoteams show for to~the game away for : ~ E ; L B T ~ ~ ~ E T Parksideheld its fifth annual in- '11 J~"::~:'~ers by scoring s~ EEL E ~ ~ T W ELL ~l preseason bask elba II Ih~nts, bringing the Imal scor~om T s ~ ~ 0 TIN SAY With enl on Sunday, Dec. 9. ~-58 for Ihe Zonebusters' ith 25 E PSI LON W E OI1IyIwo learns enlered, the Troller led the Wlnners w'buted EAT 0 0 WIN ~p ~e was the sole al- 'nts while Jackson con~eisen RIG.. S N Y TOP E -........ fglF~rthelOSers,Don SL~,P SEE BET Jth'fhe Zonebuslers, managed by ~lribuled 23 points. ecood LON A RAE N ~~ndersoo, and the Vikes, co Enlry forms lor Ih~elball GAL ~ GAL A eel........ by ~ Malanowski, plaY- semester Sunday mgh: beginning" A L ~ E 0 ENE N S _ UiecIa I!gulation ~e only to end I gue will be aVallab e S E • • 1..54-6t. eolia on the PE office; .... ..-:~.'lo.".. ...,""1'.,..' '" .. theliv· ~ ... HlII. ...~ ..~~..-,.... .... ."..p nute overtinu~t . D I ,&-.~.",,,.......~~~...,,,~ av I ... _, .. " ••, _, __ ....;.;-:- .. __ , , , ~.iII••••••••• MONDAY, DEC. 17 DAlLAS AT MIAMI * BEER * SODA * WINE * POPCORN T"~PARKSIDE UlUON. b t Illdividual showings - has es . nual Collegiate Open ea 13t g • ill a IllOIIl by tbt .-Ms. cIoIeat<d Hall by a ~ JCOft. HaD bad tIfte pms UI bJs srbo< motdlOS 1bt dlinI f\aIlC'S ...-up - lbrt Dabt'J. a IU-jlOUI>lI ~ .-.. Dab<Y loot m tbt c!WDI"""" mold> by a o«n of 4-2 10 10bke GlIsdori 01 TnIoD Co\IOllO I GiIodorf a 1984 l*W JlIIlIOC eou.co runoorup and abo tbt tstandln« .. ell... 01 last 's Vi I I.. lJM\Ol*W 1bt otMr RaIle" wrestJors pla<Od ere CraIg Pall. a ,"",,11Uft 1 poon<Ior wllo ruusbod and JomI G,.,... a 118- • _ fuusbod fourth f lIUld>es and lost 0"" 1M \oQt'IIOlDOIII. ..,tb Ius loss briolI to Dan Hartman of rnI by a seoee of 7-4 I!arUtWI a 1984. eM D",lSIon I Iquabfi .. tbt day ..,tb a :J. bolb <'OlIUllIl """ ..... of f.,rn<Oln eou.g. S<OC<5 4-3 and 13-3 !lis nctoneS included • 6-5 WUI over ~~~:'It ArDe5Oll. tbt 1984 ;, te lhID .... ty Coof .. • d>ampooa F..... _ Portsido ...,..,.um. and JoIm/lIe WaJUr at poomds Scoll PnoI>o al 190 pouDds Todd KrIJo&or IIboaY)'o el I compolod. bul dId not pII<o o-an tbt loam finisbod ..,tb a r«o<d of 36 and 14 ...... Vi «*b Jun Kodl mcboal· od \h;ol ho ploased WIth tbt I m s fme pot'f<>mllllCe aplnst SOUle real coocI compotl\JOn Vt1JeDever au eet elght~n toeoIbo<. you are ..... 10 ...". coocI wretIors m each I dass. We larod well. but 1 CaD see room ror unprO\:ement:' Kodl This _I markod tbt end Flnl rew, lell 10 righl: Jack Danner, Johnnie Walker Jerri! Grover, Dan Hall, Mark Dubey. 8nIce Melleoer. second row, left to right: Coach Jim Koch. Mike Muckerbeide, Mike Mackovicb. Jon Mankowski, Todd Yde. sludenl ..... coach Paul Roth. Third row,.lellto righl:!loll Yde. Ted Keyes, Tedd Krueger, Craig Pslz,iloI Priebe. . of competition for the wrestling team until the semester tests are over. Some of the wrestlers will compete in tbt prestigiousMidwest Open Championships at Ames, Iowa on Dec. 28 and 29. The next action for the complete team will be the Carthage Invitational on Jan. 5 The Rangers have won that lournament seven out of the last Clghtyears. pbOOlore 1ike Dulle) is applying pr ure to bis opponeDt from liD- ~ CeUege ill aD attempt to secure a r::e:~the Saturday. Dec. 8 CoUegiate , Classes for Spring Semester begin Jan. 14. •Look for the next Ranger, Jan. 17 I MILLER HIGH LIFE .ATHLETE OF THE WEEK *************** TED KEYES .. Wrestling. Wit Ted 1,5 a 177-pounder who won tt1e Championshlpatthete~ conslO Cc:>"egiateOpen on Saturday. He won five ma" four .by pms .alone. He also won the "Pinners' Troph~e~ Ted IS a sentor majoring in Business Management. N'" ~een named an NAIA All-American wrestler anda;esli/ll cademlC All-American Overall Ted has a 15·3W., record. ' . , .. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 14, December 13, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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