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            <text>Theatre Children and Cubs&#13;
season communication duds?&#13;
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Thursday, Oct. 11, 1984 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, No. 6&#13;
Faculty want equal&#13;
distribution of UW salaries&#13;
by Karl Dixon&#13;
Those faculty members present&#13;
last Tuesday afternoon at the first&#13;
all-faculty meeting since 1976 unanimously&#13;
passed a resolution requesting&#13;
a 20% pay raise.&#13;
The request is due in part to the&#13;
fact that the faculty received no&#13;
pay increase last year and only a 3.8&#13;
percent increase this year, and in&#13;
part because of the recommendations&#13;
made by a committee in Madison&#13;
th at studied the salaries of the&#13;
UW-System and compared them&#13;
with other colleges.&#13;
In a letter to the Board of Regents,&#13;
the Faculty Salary Committee&#13;
outlined their basic concerns:&#13;
"We are writing to you out of concern&#13;
for the situation at the University&#13;
of Wisconsin-Parkside in view&#13;
of t he Governor's report on faculty&#13;
salaries," the letter begins. "The&#13;
report on compensation endangers&#13;
all that has been accomplished here&#13;
by using a methodology that places&#13;
us at the bottom of the system in&#13;
terms of c atch-up pay increases."&#13;
The letter goes on to say that the&#13;
reason Parkside faculty salaries&#13;
seem so high in the study is because&#13;
"there are an unusual number&#13;
of faculty at the upper end of&#13;
the salary range for assistant and&#13;
associate professors." This, in turn,&#13;
skewed the data of the study.&#13;
"Ironically," the letter says, "if we&#13;
had recruited with less emphasis on&#13;
quality and promoted more easily,&#13;
the methodology would have rewarded&#13;
us."&#13;
The letter cites a study by Economics&#13;
Professor Larry Duetsch&#13;
that found, "The 21 fa culty members&#13;
who have won a campus-wide&#13;
teaching award, a sabbatical or a&#13;
senior scholar award and were employed&#13;
here from 1972-73 thro ugh&#13;
1983-84 have been 'rewarded' for&#13;
their meritorious performance by a&#13;
16.9 percent average decline (constant&#13;
dollars) in salaries during this&#13;
period." Five other award winners&#13;
resigned to accept more attractive&#13;
positions elsewhere.&#13;
The letter also cites the fact that&#13;
under the current recommendation&#13;
of the Governor's report, "The University&#13;
of Wisconsin-Madison would&#13;
receive pay increases seven times&#13;
as large as the faculty pay increases&#13;
at U-W Parks ide."&#13;
The resolution passed on Tuesday&#13;
states, among other things,&#13;
some of the for the increase: it&#13;
would take raises of 40 per cent or&#13;
more to return faculty salaries to&#13;
where they were at the time of the&#13;
merger; the State of Wisconsin is&#13;
projected to have a $250-300 million&#13;
surplus of revalues; and Wisconsin&#13;
Statutes 36.01(1) specifically prescribes&#13;
that the U-W system shall&#13;
stress undergraduate teaching as its&#13;
main priority.&#13;
"Therefore," the resolution asks&#13;
for, "...sufficient funds to support a&#13;
twenty percent average pay increase&#13;
so all campuses can compete&#13;
at a reasonable level in the national&#13;
employment market for qualified&#13;
employees, and a committment to&#13;
distribute the funds provided by the&#13;
state so the faculty at each campus&#13;
will receive an average pay increase&#13;
Continued on Page 8&#13;
Cummings dies of injuries&#13;
Constance Cummings&#13;
Constance Cummings, Parkside's&#13;
community relations liaison and a&#13;
counselor until she left last year,&#13;
died Friday of injuries she received&#13;
when her car was struck by a truck&#13;
last week.&#13;
Cummings, 51, worked at Parkside&#13;
from 1974 to 1983. She was instrumental&#13;
in the formation of Peer&#13;
Support, an organization that helps&#13;
older, nontraditional students adjust&#13;
to college.&#13;
Cummings was born March 16,&#13;
1933 in Chicago, 111. She was a graduate&#13;
of Wheaton High School and&#13;
graduated from Southern Illinois&#13;
University with her bachelor's and&#13;
master's degrees.&#13;
"Connie was a good strong person&#13;
with a lot of fresh ideas. Connie&#13;
took that with her and gave it to&#13;
people wherever she went. She and&#13;
Pat Mulligan set up Peer Support&#13;
on campus and Connie was a great&#13;
fighter for the rights and help for&#13;
the nontraditional students. She always&#13;
let us know we had a friend,"&#13;
stated Pat Hensiak.&#13;
Kenosha County Coroner&#13;
Thomas Dorff said she died from&#13;
head and internal injuries received&#13;
when her car was struck from behind&#13;
by a semi truck driven by Ray&#13;
C. Smith, a stop sign violation.&#13;
Variety show features Settimi&#13;
If it's true that variety is the&#13;
spice of life, then we're all in for a&#13;
very spicy time tomorrow night at&#13;
the Homecoming Variety Show.&#13;
The Variety Show, which will be&#13;
hosted by comedian Tim Settimi,&#13;
will spotlight six acts. Singers&#13;
Christine Kies accompanied on the&#13;
piano by Cheri Niccolai a nd Sandi&#13;
Salidas accompanied by Tom Turkowski.&#13;
Turkowski will also perform&#13;
a short solo piano piece.&#13;
Also featured are two dance&#13;
groups: Galaxy (Mary Edwards,&#13;
Lisa Eppler and Sherry Garrett)&#13;
and The Parkside Dance Ensemble&#13;
(Brad Amann, Sandra Williams,&#13;
Tina Miller, Tessa Butler, Dan Galbraith,&#13;
Brenda Kenth and John&#13;
Wright). Rounding out the slate of&#13;
performers will be the Faculty Barbers&#13;
hip Quartet with Philosophy&#13;
professors Wayne Johnson and&#13;
Roger Gilman, English professor&#13;
Carol-Lee Saffioti and the music department's&#13;
own Steven Powell).&#13;
If t his year's Variety show is anything&#13;
like last year's, we are all in&#13;
for a very entertaining time tomorrow&#13;
night at 8 p.m.&#13;
This scarecrow invites all to Homecoming&#13;
Homecoming — food, fun,&#13;
entertainment and more...&#13;
Parkside will hold its second annual&#13;
Homecoming featuring a number&#13;
of events open to the public,&#13;
beginning Thursday, Oct. 11&#13;
through Saturday, Oct. 13.&#13;
The Homecoming is being held&#13;
in conjunction with Parkside's soccer&#13;
game against the booters of&#13;
Northland College. The game begins&#13;
at 2 p.m. on Saturday at the&#13;
Parkside soccer field along 30th&#13;
Ave. (Wood Rd .). Admission to the&#13;
game is $1 for students and $2 for&#13;
the general public.&#13;
On Thursday there will be a public&#13;
Homecoming coronation of King&#13;
and Queen from 5 to 8 p.m. in the&#13;
Union Dining Room. During that&#13;
time there will be a "celebrity&#13;
sauce contest," in which top Parkside&#13;
administrators, including&#13;
Chancellor Alan Guskin, will&#13;
present their favorite spaghetti&#13;
sauce recipes, to be sampled by all.&#13;
A panel will choose the winning&#13;
recipe, and the food will be available&#13;
for a fee.&#13;
A variety show featuring student,&#13;
faculty and alumni talent will be&#13;
held at 8 p.m. on Friday in the&#13;
Union Cinema theater. Admissior&#13;
is $2 f or students and $3.50 for th&lt;&#13;
general public. The show will be&#13;
emceed by Tim Settimi, who is billed&#13;
as the "Red Skelton of the&#13;
80's."&#13;
Settimi will contribute his own&#13;
brand of zaniness to the event&#13;
blending mime, stand-up comedy&#13;
ventriloquism, rolls' skating, prat&#13;
fall comedy and music in his act.&#13;
Settimi currently is on a 100-datc&#13;
tour of college campuses, aftei&#13;
being named Performing Artist am&#13;
Continued on Page 7&#13;
2 Thursday, Oct. 11,1984 RANGER&#13;
Editorial&#13;
Support the faculty&#13;
Parkside's faculty deserves a 20 percent pay increase and we deserve&#13;
a quality university.&#13;
The Governor's Report on Faculty Compensation recommends a&#13;
pay increase to UW-Madison faculty seven times as large as a recommended&#13;
increase to Parkside faculty. Meanwhile, Parkside faculty&#13;
are leaving to enter industry, and potenial faculty decide against coming&#13;
to Parkside in order to find greener pastures.&#13;
What does this report say for the quality of Parkside, the quality of&#13;
degrees obtained at this institution and the quality of faculty? Not&#13;
much.&#13;
The underlying message of t his report puts Parkside at the bottom&#13;
of the UW System and thus destroys all of what this university was&#13;
meant to be.&#13;
It is ludicrous to put money into only two campuses and forget the&#13;
rest. Parkside, as well as the other UW campuses, UW Centers and&#13;
Extensions, need not be overshadowed by Madisons or Milwaukees.&#13;
We do have a quality faculty. Much research is done here, and the&#13;
work load for faculty is high. Most of Madison's faculty have teaching&#13;
assistants to teach their courses; at Parkside all the courses are&#13;
taught by the faculty themselves. Parkside's standards for faculty are&#13;
no less stringent than at other campuses. In fact, Parkside is quite selective&#13;
in hiring and in granting promotions.&#13;
Students, as well as all of southeastern Wisconsin, will lose the&#13;
most in the long run. If t he quality of fac ulty declines due to the inability&#13;
of Parkside to compete, then this university will fail to produce&#13;
reputable graduates.&#13;
If we want to maintain a quality university in southeastern Wisconsin&#13;
with a quality faculty, then we must support our faculty in their&#13;
quest for a 20 percent pay increase.&#13;
We, as students can help the faculty obtain this increase by contacting&#13;
our legislators. Call and/or write state representatives and senators&#13;
and voice this concern. Do it now before the next legislative session&#13;
begins.&#13;
The following list includes the names, a dresses and phone numbers&#13;
of s tate legislative representatives, incumbents and opponents, prior&#13;
to the Nov. 6 election.&#13;
Kenosha a rea:&#13;
Senate, 22nd District-Joseph Andrea (D), 2405 45th St., Kenosha&#13;
53140, Mad ison office phone 1-008-267-8979 vs. John Allen (R), 406&#13;
78th St, Kenosha 53140.&#13;
Assembly, 64th District-Peter Barca (D), 1538 Sheridan Rd., Kenosha&#13;
53140 vs. G ary Adelsen (R), 4530 20th Ave., Kenosha 53140.&#13;
Assembly, 65th District-John Antaramian (D) incumbent, 8318 25th&#13;
Ave., Kenosha 53140, Madison office phone 1-608-266-0455.&#13;
Assembly, 66tfa District-Peter Selander, 612A 15th PL, Kenosha&#13;
53140 vs. Cloyd Porter (R) incumbent, Rt. 3, PO Box 331, 28322&#13;
Durand Ave., Burlington 53105, Madison o ffice phone 1-60&amp;-266-2530.&#13;
Racine area:&#13;
Senate, 21st District-Joe Strohl (D) incumbent, 603 Main St., Racine&#13;
53403, office phone 632-6800 (te rm runs to 1986).&#13;
Senate, 61st District-Scott Fergus (D), 2142% Clar ence Ave., Racine&#13;
53405 vs. Don Walsh (R), 32 Stonewood Ct., Racine 53402.&#13;
Senate, 62nd District-Jeffrey Neubauer (D) incumbent, 1111 11th&#13;
St., Racine 53403, Madison office phone 1-608-2666634 (uno pposed).&#13;
Senate, 63rd District-Ron Sell (D) incumbent, 4612 Erie St., Racine&#13;
53402, Madison office phone 1-608-266-0650 versus James Ladwig (R),&#13;
4616 Marcia D r., Racine 53405.&#13;
Letter to the Editor&#13;
Ranger senseless drivel&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
I've recently returned to Parkside&#13;
after a three-year tour of gra duate&#13;
school at Marquette University.&#13;
Things appear to be changing here&#13;
at UW-P. What's happened to all&#13;
the depressed housewives, unemployed&#13;
auto workers and Vietnam&#13;
vets who used to inhabit these hallowed&#13;
halls? There are things that&#13;
will and do remain constant and&#13;
unalterable here at Parkside: the&#13;
coffee shop still serves delicious bagels,&#13;
the parking situation is still&#13;
atrocious and A1 Guskin co ntinues&#13;
to weather the tempest of mediocrity&#13;
at the helm of his ivory tower.&#13;
My reaso n for writing this letter&#13;
is not to indulge in nostalgia or&#13;
even to comment on the general&#13;
state of affairs. I am writing to&#13;
Continued on Page 14&#13;
...FOR WHICH OF HIS&#13;
COMMENTS DO YO U TH INK&#13;
YOUR OPPONENT SHOULD&#13;
BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE?&#13;
WELL...IN 1977, THE UH&#13;
DEFICIT WAS $50 BILLION,&#13;
AND MR. MONDALE SAID HE&#13;
WISHED IT CO ULD BE&#13;
BIGGER...&#13;
...THAT THAT WOULD&#13;
, STIMULATE GROWTH A ND&#13;
'REDUCE UNEMPLOYMENT&#13;
AND INFLATION.&#13;
WELL, NOW THE DEFICIT&#13;
IS &amp;200 BILLION.&#13;
GROWTH IS UP—UNEMPLOYMENT&#13;
AND INFLATION&#13;
ARE um, DOWN, AND NOW MY&#13;
OPPONENT.. uhh .WANTS TO—&#13;
Nobody asked me, but...&#13;
Fritz win no surprise&#13;
by Kari Dixon&#13;
As a devoted Mondale supporter,&#13;
I was filled with an emotion I cannot&#13;
really express during the debate&#13;
on Sunday night. After nearly a&#13;
month of the pollsters telling us&#13;
that the election was over, a glimmer&#13;
of hope showed through. More&#13;
mature, euphemistic descriptions of&#13;
the debate do not express how&#13;
Mondale performed. Simply put,&#13;
Fritz kicked ass.&#13;
Mondale showed exactly what he&#13;
is made of Sunday night. He was&#13;
cool, calm, relaxed and friendly.&#13;
IDs arguments woe lucid and be&#13;
pointed out the blatant inconsistencies&#13;
in Ronald Reagan's actions&#13;
and promises. He toadied on some&#13;
of the more obvious blunders that&#13;
Reagan has made in his career, like&#13;
quitting the Democratic Party the&#13;
year John Kennedy won, and supporting&#13;
Richard "I am not a crook"&#13;
Nixon.&#13;
Mondale also mentioned the neglected&#13;
fact that the staunch antiabortion&#13;
Reagan, as governor of&#13;
California, signed into law (Hie of&#13;
the most liberal abortion bills in&#13;
the nation. When Reagan tried to&#13;
goad Mondale by saying, "There&#13;
you go again," Mondale cooly responded&#13;
by saying the last time&#13;
Reagan had said that in a debate,&#13;
he promised that he would not cut&#13;
Medicare. "The people remember&#13;
these things, you know," Mondale&#13;
said.&#13;
Of course, t he President did have&#13;
his moments. He surprised almost&#13;
everyone when he said that there is&#13;
no connection between the interest&#13;
rate and the deficit and that the&#13;
Congressional Office of Management&#13;
and Budget is never accurate.&#13;
He also tried to draw an analogy&#13;
between abortion and a man who&#13;
was sentenced for murder when he&#13;
beat up a woman and killed ha- unborn&#13;
child. When Mondale replied&#13;
that abortion is a matter of the&#13;
woman's rights, Reagan retorted,&#13;
when it was his turn, "Isn't that&#13;
what a murderer is asking for (his&#13;
own rights)...when he kills someone?"&#13;
Reagan later told Barbara&#13;
Walters that he was confused about&#13;
the format of th e debate. I think he&#13;
was just plain confused.&#13;
As a Mondale supporter, I was&#13;
worried that Walter Mondale would&#13;
be outshown by the "Great Communicator,"&#13;
but happily this was&#13;
not the case. In the hour and a half&#13;
the candidates had, Mondale was&#13;
able to get his message across, finally,&#13;
in a way that he never could&#13;
do in a one-minute news clip or a&#13;
sixty-second commercial.&#13;
And, Ronald Reagan, for the first&#13;
time in four years, was vulnerable&#13;
and exposed before the American&#13;
press and public without the insulation&#13;
of h is staff. Guess what, folks,&#13;
U&#13;
9&#13;
*08&#13;
&amp;&#13;
Jennie Tunldeicz Editor&#13;
Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor&#13;
Bob KiesUng Community News Editor&#13;
Jim Neibaur Feature Editor&#13;
Rfck Luehr Asst. Feature Editor&#13;
Carol Kortendick Sports Editor&#13;
Dave McEvoy Photo Editor&#13;
Jill Whitney Nielsen.. Copy Editor&#13;
Andy Buchanan.... Business Manager&#13;
Mike Farrefi Advertising Manager&#13;
PatZirkelbach..... Distribution Manager&#13;
Brenda Buchanan.... Asst. Business Manager&#13;
the Emperor has no clothes. It took&#13;
Walter Mondale to point that out.&#13;
I'm sure he would have done it&#13;
sooner, but the Emperor's court&#13;
kept him, and everyone else, away.&#13;
Like Walter Mondale, I like Ronald&#13;
Reagan. He is a funny, personable&#13;
man who has, in a few ways,&#13;
benefited the country. He is also&#13;
the same man who has given every&#13;
allowance to the rich that he could,&#13;
and taken as much away from the&#13;
poor, minorities, labor unions and&#13;
education as he has given to the&#13;
rich. He reminds me of something&#13;
the late folk-singer and radical Phil&#13;
Ochs said in a song titled, "Here's&#13;
to the State of Richard Nixon."&#13;
"The speeches of the President are&#13;
the ravings of a clown."&#13;
Ronald Reagan is a funny man.&#13;
But I'll enjoy my laughter a lot&#13;
more when he is riding horses on&#13;
his ranch and not attempting to run&#13;
the foreign and domestic affairs of&#13;
this country.&#13;
Get voters&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
It is a shame that no political&#13;
party has come on campus with a&#13;
voter registration drive. The only&#13;
reason that I can think of why they&#13;
have not is that all the political parties&#13;
consider college students as&#13;
being too unpredictable politcally,&#13;
Continued on Page 16&#13;
STAFF&#13;
Jim Burge, Konise Cassity, Jay&#13;
Crapser, Mike Froehlke, Michele&#13;
Geary, Natalie Haberman, Darryl&#13;
Hahn, Kimberlie Kranich, Steve&#13;
Kratochvil, Mark Leipzig, Jeff&#13;
Leisgang, Mary Loj eski, Robb Luehr,&#13;
Joan Mattox, Wes McGarver, Julie&#13;
Pendleton, Chris Pappe, Laureen&#13;
Wawro, Kevin Zir kelbach.&#13;
Ranger is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible&#13;
for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the&#13;
academic year except during breaks and holidays.&#13;
Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times.&#13;
All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger. University of&#13;
Wisconsin-Parkside. Box No. 2000. Kenosha, Wl 53141. Telephone (414) 553-&#13;
2295 or (414) 553-2287.&#13;
Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard&#13;
size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone&#13;
number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request.&#13;
Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for pu blication Thursday. Ranger&#13;
reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory&#13;
content.&#13;
RANGER&#13;
Campus groups working to&#13;
"Get out the vote"&#13;
Can local student registration&#13;
campaigns surmount the countless&#13;
bureaucratic and political obstacles&#13;
that have halted past registration&#13;
efforts in their tracks?&#13;
Two of the national groups backing&#13;
the student vote effort -the&#13;
United States Student Association&#13;
and the National Student Education&#13;
Fund - confront those problems&#13;
head-on in a new book, "Overcoming&#13;
Student Voting Barriers: A&#13;
Guide to Electoral Power and Enfranchisement."&#13;
The book is a clear-cut guide to&#13;
some murky problems. It provides&#13;
case studies of past and present difficulties&#13;
facing student organizers,&#13;
including summer purges of student&#13;
voter rolls like the one in 1983&#13;
which disenfranchised 3,000 students&#13;
at Rutgers University.&#13;
Resistance to student registration&#13;
remains strong in many areas&#13;
where local officials view student&#13;
participation in the electoral process&#13;
as unfair to "permanent" residents,&#13;
especially in local elections.&#13;
Pennsylvania just banned voter registration&#13;
on state-owned property,&#13;
for example.&#13;
In other cases election officials&#13;
simply lack sufficient staff to handle&#13;
a large influx of new registrations.&#13;
The Manual provides checklists&#13;
of actions for handling both&#13;
sorts of situations.&#13;
Minority student conferences set&#13;
The seventh annual Conference&#13;
on Graduate Education for Minority&#13;
Students will be held this year&#13;
on Friday, Oct 12 at the Circle&#13;
Center of the University of Illinois&#13;
at Chicago.&#13;
The conference will provide information&#13;
on the opportunities for&#13;
and benefits of pursuing graduate&#13;
study on the master's and doctoral&#13;
level.&#13;
Registration will start at noon,&#13;
with th e conference beginning at 1&#13;
p.m. The keynote s peaker will be&#13;
Dr. Samuel Betances, a professor of&#13;
NEH Grants&#13;
available&#13;
Guidelines and application forms&#13;
for the Younger Scholars Program&#13;
of the National Endowment f or the&#13;
Humanities are now available for&#13;
photocopying in the Placement Office.&#13;
The program will award up to&#13;
100 grants nationally to students&#13;
under 21 years of age to conduct&#13;
their own research and writing&#13;
projects in such fields as history,&#13;
philosophy and the study of liter ature.&#13;
Applicants must be under 21&#13;
years of age throughout the entire&#13;
calendar year in which the application&#13;
is submitted. They may not&#13;
have received a bachelor's degree,&#13;
or expect to receive one, within two&#13;
months of the completion of Younger&#13;
Scholars grant . The application&#13;
deadline is October 15, ' 1984.&#13;
Recipients of these awards will&#13;
receive a stipend of 31,800 and be&#13;
expected to wort: full time for nine&#13;
weeks during the summer of 1985 ,&#13;
researching and writing a humanities&#13;
paper under the close supervision&#13;
of a humanities scholar. Please&#13;
note that this is not a financial aid&#13;
program and that no academic&#13;
credit should be sought for these&#13;
projects.&#13;
If guidelines ar e not available a t&#13;
the Career Planning and Placement&#13;
Office, please write for them to:&#13;
Younger Scholars Guidelines, Div.&#13;
of General Programs, Room 420,&#13;
National Endowment for the Humanities,&#13;
1100 Pennsylvania&#13;
Avenue, Washingto n DC 205 06.&#13;
quirements, opportunities and rewards&#13;
of graduate study in their&#13;
sociology at Northeastern University&#13;
and co-host of WMAQ's "Inside&#13;
Out." Dr. Betances, an expert in&#13;
race and ethnic relations, is cofounder&#13;
of the Latino Institute of&#13;
Chicago.&#13;
Following Dr. Betances' address,&#13;
six concurrent workshops will be&#13;
held from 2 t o 3:30 pjn. Students&#13;
may choose to attend any one, according&#13;
t o their interests. In these&#13;
workshops, a panel of minority faculty,&#13;
staff, graduate students and&#13;
graduate alumni will discuss the re-&#13;
Journalism conference set&#13;
The six workshops will cover: biological&#13;
and health sciences; business,&#13;
economics and accounting;&#13;
humanities and fine arts; physical&#13;
sciences, mathematics and physics;&#13;
psychology and social work; social&#13;
science and engineering.&#13;
All minority students are eligible&#13;
to attend this conference. Sign up&#13;
with Teoby Gomez or Esrold&#13;
Nurse, WLLC D-175, by Monday,&#13;
Oct 8.&#13;
The 1984 American Political&#13;
Journalism Conference will be held&#13;
Nov. 16-18 in Washington, D.C.&#13;
Scholarships will be provided by&#13;
the sponsoring organization, The&#13;
Charles Edison Memorial Youth&#13;
Fund, for each of the 75 undergraduate&#13;
and graduate students chosen&#13;
to participate.&#13;
Participants will be given the opportunity&#13;
to explore various media&#13;
issues regarding the 1984 elections,&#13;
including: the special role of a&#13;
press secretary in an election year;&#13;
media coverage of minority presidential&#13;
candidates; and print vs.&#13;
broadcast journalism - who gets&#13;
the better story?&#13;
The primary format will be panel&#13;
discussions followed by open question&#13;
and answer sessions. Several&#13;
keynote speake rs will be featured&#13;
as well. Past speakers include&#13;
David S. Broder, Jody Powell and&#13;
Eric Sevareid, all foremost authorities&#13;
in the field of political journalism.&#13;
If you a re interested in applying&#13;
for participation, contact: Charles&#13;
Taylor, The Charles Edison Man orial&#13;
Youth Fund, 1000 16th St. NW,&#13;
Suite 401, Washington D.C. 20036.&#13;
Phone number is (202) 29 3-5092.&#13;
The application deadline is Oct.&#13;
17.&#13;
NEWS BRIEFS&#13;
Students turn debate ugly&#13;
(NOCR) — A student political debate turned ugly at Citrus College&#13;
and prompted two students to file formal complaints against one of&#13;
the speakers.&#13;
The event was supposed to feature campus Democrats and Republicans&#13;
squaring off on election issues, but instead became more personal.&#13;
One of the students filing a complaint charged a Republican&#13;
speaker with calling the National Organization for Women a lesbian&#13;
group, and making other defamatory comments.&#13;
Pizzeria owner free on bond&#13;
A U.S. Magistrate in Maditon has released Emanuele Palazzolo, the&#13;
Milton pizzeria owner charged by U.S. and Italian auth orities for participation&#13;
in an international heroin smuggling operation, on bail during&#13;
extradition bearings last week.&#13;
The Milwaukee Journal reported that U.S. Magistrate James Groh&#13;
released Palazzolo on a continuation of the 3450,000 bond posted earlier&#13;
this year.&#13;
Groh set a hearing for Nov. 19 to determine whether Palazzolo&#13;
should be extradited to Italy to face charges for his involvement in&#13;
^ "^2za Connection," a smuggling operation allegedly hea dquartered&#13;
in Sicily, with branches in several countries.&#13;
Palazzolo, a U.S. citizen, moved to the U.S from Sicily and opened&#13;
his restaurant in Milton about five years ago.&#13;
Man shoots trapped bear&#13;
An Upper Peninsula man shot and killed a 350 pound black bear he&#13;
found suffocating with its head stuck in a five gallon milk can.&#13;
"I could see there was something wrong," said Frank Basso of&#13;
Watersmeet, Mich, in an Associated Pres s story. "I could see the can&#13;
on its head. It was suffering and was having a hard time breathing."&#13;
Basso and a hunting partner spotted the animal on a road outside&#13;
Watersmeet, several miles across the Wisconsin state line. He said he&#13;
knew no human would try t o pull the can off the bear's head while it&#13;
was alive.&#13;
Political debate draws charge&#13;
President Reagan, campaigning in Milwaukee, drew laughs and applause&#13;
as he recalled how he once stuck his foot behind the Iron Curtain,&#13;
reported the New York Times.&#13;
The Times quoted Reagan as saying that when he visited the Berlin&#13;
wall, he "saw those Polizei looking at me very sternly with their&#13;
guns, and sneaked a foot across the line.&#13;
"Just wanted to let them know I'd been there," he said. "I saw the&#13;
barbed wire and the guards and understood, in a more powerful way,&#13;
the value of h uman liberty."&#13;
PSGA addresses issues&#13;
Wind ensemble performs&#13;
Write a&#13;
letter to&#13;
the Editor&#13;
A joint concert featuring the&#13;
wind ensembles of Parkside and&#13;
William Horlick High School will be&#13;
held at 7:30 p.m. on Thursday, Oct.&#13;
18 at Horlick's Joseph Mooney Theater,&#13;
2119 Rapids Drive, Racine.&#13;
Parkside's ensemble is conducted&#13;
by music professor Mark Eichner;&#13;
Horlick's conductor is music&#13;
teacher Don Young .&#13;
Admission will be charged a t the&#13;
door.&#13;
Pieces to be performed by Parkside's&#13;
ensemble are:&#13;
-"La Procession d u Rocio," by&#13;
the Spanish composer Joaquin&#13;
Turina. Composed in 1913, the&#13;
piece has the flavor of a Strauss&#13;
symphonic poem but is clearly&#13;
Spanish in character. The work&#13;
made Turina one of Spain's most&#13;
important composers. It was premiered&#13;
by the Madrid Symphony and&#13;
performed throughout Europe.&#13;
-"Concerto for Band," by 20th&#13;
century English composer Gordon&#13;
Jacob, a prolific artist best known&#13;
for his music in the tradition of military&#13;
bands. "Co ncerto" is a more&#13;
festive, modern and liberated work&#13;
that serves as a virtuoso piece highlighting&#13;
the talents of the entire&#13;
band.&#13;
-"Street Music," by Henry&#13;
Brant, which aims to depict a small&#13;
village mini-band, making do with a&#13;
skeleton combo with some misting&#13;
parts "supplied enthusiastically&#13;
(but not always accurately) by&#13;
memory, and perhaps some printed&#13;
parts which sound as though they&#13;
have to be played on the wrong instruments,"&#13;
according to Brant's&#13;
description of t he piece.&#13;
-"Handel in the Strand," by Australian-&#13;
ban composer Percy Grain,&#13;
go-. The piece attempts to depict a&#13;
tune that the great German baroque&#13;
composer Handel might have&#13;
whistled as he strolled through&#13;
London's Strand marketplace amid&#13;
the various market sound s.&#13;
The ensembles will team up at&#13;
the conclusion of the concert to&#13;
perform Valder's "A Norwegian&#13;
Concert March."&#13;
by Jill Whitney Nielsen&#13;
A resolution asking PSGA (Parkside&#13;
Student Government Association)&#13;
to put the referendum for&#13;
United Council on t he ballot in t he&#13;
fall senatorial elections was one of&#13;
the main topics of the Oct. 5 Senate&#13;
meeting.&#13;
UC Legislative Affairs Director&#13;
Brian Schimming and UW-Milwaukee&#13;
Student Government President&#13;
Larry Pritchett were there to&#13;
discuss UC and answer any questions&#13;
Senate had.&#13;
Schimming discussed the tuition&#13;
increases and the drinking age.&#13;
Schimming also mentioned this&#13;
year's UC was more organized and&#13;
together than in recent years. "UC&#13;
has a full staff, we're traveling&#13;
more and trying to accomplish&#13;
more outreach (to the individual&#13;
campuses)," Schimming stated. He&#13;
will also be starting a weekly legislative&#13;
affairs newsletter sent out to&#13;
all campuses to keep them informed&#13;
about what UC is doing.&#13;
Pritchett stated that "the goal of&#13;
UC is to work for the pampqfft and&#13;
to make sure all students are getting&#13;
the best education and best&#13;
deal." Pritchett also stressed UC is&#13;
stronger and can fight issues better&#13;
with a ll the campuses in membership.&#13;
Briefly discussed in a question&#13;
/answer session was the student appointment&#13;
to the Board of Regents&#13;
and Governor Earl's promise to&#13;
keep tuition down.&#13;
Ihe UC resolution to put the referendum&#13;
on the fall election ballot&#13;
was passed.&#13;
Other matters discussed during&#13;
the Senate meeting were implementing&#13;
the "I'm Driving Club" on&#13;
campus. This is when one person in&#13;
a group wears an "I'm Driving"&#13;
button and receives free soda all&#13;
night. This is to promote safe driving&#13;
conditions.&#13;
Also discussed were periodicals&#13;
being changed in the library. The library&#13;
will soon list periodicals in&#13;
the card catalogue with the caU&#13;
numbers listed under "subject"&#13;
Another motion was passed during&#13;
the meeting stating that "Senators&#13;
should maintain good behavior&#13;
and character during their term in&#13;
office and that this resolution be&#13;
part of .senator's duties."&#13;
Mondale urges student&#13;
vote; makes difference Past to be seen with time capsule&#13;
by La ureen Wawro&#13;
While most of us are preparing&#13;
for the Homecoming celebration,&#13;
Pam Beach is looking further into&#13;
the future -M16 years further.&#13;
Beach, secretary of the Homecoming&#13;
Committee, has been busy&#13;
collecting "significant memorabilia"&#13;
from campus divisions, departments&#13;
and student organizations&#13;
to fill a time capsule that will&#13;
be opened in the year 2000.&#13;
The time capsule itself is an old&#13;
trunk being donated by Homecoming&#13;
Committee Chairman Mike&#13;
Dry. Sporting a new paint job and a&#13;
warning "Do not open until the&#13;
year 2000," it will be stored in the&#13;
Union Building. The exact location&#13;
is still a matter of debate. It is&#13;
possible that the Student Activities&#13;
Office may someday use it as a&#13;
coffee table in their future reception&#13;
area.&#13;
A wide variety of donations wil&#13;
be made to the capsule. Archives&#13;
will contribute an early Racine&#13;
Journal Times supplement telling&#13;
of t he opening of the campus and a&#13;
book of user material put together&#13;
by Nick BurckeL From the bookstore&#13;
comes a Ranger Bear t-shirt&#13;
and PAB donated a pocket calculator.&#13;
A formation letter from the Behavioral&#13;
Science division will also&#13;
be included in the capsule. It is the&#13;
Financial aid policy&#13;
to come under view&#13;
original letter that organized the&#13;
division.&#13;
The items will be presented by a&#13;
representative of each contributing&#13;
group on Thursday, Oct. 11 at 7&#13;
p.m. in the Union Cafeteria. Students&#13;
wishing to make donations&#13;
may do so by turning in a form to&#13;
the Student Activities Office no&#13;
later than 3 p.m. Oct. 11.&#13;
This will be the second time capsule&#13;
installed at Parkside. The first&#13;
is located in the northwest corner&#13;
of Molinaro D139. I t was built into&#13;
the wall in June of 1979 for 24 kindergarten&#13;
through second grade&#13;
children enrolled in the "College&#13;
for Kids" program. It will be opened&#13;
in June of 2029.&#13;
Comparable&#13;
worth raises&#13;
WASHINGTON - Calling on students&#13;
to register and vote in record&#13;
numbers, Democratic presidential&#13;
nominee Walter F. Mondale urged&#13;
that students not allow Ronald&#13;
Reagan to get away with trivializing&#13;
both their votes and issues of concern&#13;
to them.&#13;
Speaking on National Student&#13;
Voter Registration Day (Oct 1),&#13;
Mondale said, "More than any&#13;
other group, this is your election.&#13;
Your generation will decide this,&#13;
race. You will live with its consequences,&#13;
and you will shape the&#13;
American landscape for the rest of&#13;
this century.&#13;
"For Ronald Reagan to think&#13;
that you don't care about your own&#13;
futures - that you don't care about&#13;
having to repay his huge budget&#13;
deficits, that you don't care about&#13;
cuts in loans for education and,&#13;
most of all, about nuclear war - is&#13;
sheer arrogance," said Mondale.&#13;
"Despite'what the polls say, it&#13;
should be because of these very issues&#13;
- and certainly others - that&#13;
students will vote in significant&#13;
numbers to put an end to Reagan's&#13;
by Kari Dixon&#13;
The second and third in a series&#13;
of five presentations on "Issues in&#13;
the National Elections," sponsored&#13;
by the Young Democrats and the&#13;
Pre-Law Society will be held next&#13;
Monday and Wednesday at 1 p.m.&#13;
in Molinaro D107.&#13;
Frank Edgerton, history professor,&#13;
will discuss "Reagan's Environmental&#13;
Record" on Monday,&#13;
Oct. 15. On Wednesday, Oct. 17,&#13;
John Harbeson, political science,&#13;
Jerry Greenfield, history and Jose&#13;
Oretga, Spanish, will discuss&#13;
"American Foreign Policy and the&#13;
Intervention in America."&#13;
underestimation of your generation,"&#13;
he added.&#13;
Launching an intensive last-week&#13;
voter registration drive on hundreds&#13;
of campuses nationwide,&#13;
Gary Brickman, the Mondale-Ferraro&#13;
National Youth Coordinator,&#13;
noted since passage of the 26th&#13;
Amendment, guaranteeing 18-yearolds&#13;
the right to vote, student participation&#13;
has declined from a high&#13;
of 48% in 1972 to just under 36% of&#13;
the eligible, registered 18-26-yearolds&#13;
in 1980.&#13;
"But," Brickman said, "the tide&#13;
is turning. Students are looking harder&#13;
at issues that affect them. They&#13;
see all sizzle and no substance from&#13;
the Reagan Administration. Because&#13;
of t his, we intend to register&#13;
thousands in the coming week. We&#13;
have no choice," he added.&#13;
Youth for Mondale-Ferraro and&#13;
the College Young Democrats of&#13;
America are conducting the drive&#13;
during the last week of voter registration,&#13;
along with the United&#13;
States Student Association, the National&#13;
Student Campaign for Voter&#13;
Registration and Student Government&#13;
Associations.&#13;
Future "Issues" presentations&#13;
will be given on Wednesday, Oct 24&#13;
and Wednesday, Oct 31.&#13;
On Oc t. 24, economics professor&#13;
Bill Reiber will discuss "The Deficit&#13;
and the Sustainability of the&#13;
Economic Recovery."&#13;
Ken Hoover, political science,&#13;
Jan Ocker, Director of Financial&#13;
Aid an d Greg Squires, former employee&#13;
of the U.S. Commission on&#13;
Civil Rights will discuss "Fairness:&#13;
Income Redistribution, Aid to Education&#13;
and Civil Rights" on Oct. 31.&#13;
All presentations will be in&#13;
Molinaro D107 at 1 p.m. The public&#13;
is invited.&#13;
In October 1985, existing financial&#13;
aid programs will come under&#13;
review when the Higher Education&#13;
Act undergoes reauthorization.&#13;
But the Reagan administration's&#13;
budget cuts have already had a&#13;
devastating impact on financial aid&#13;
programs, says the United States&#13;
Student Assocation.&#13;
In a printed statement, the USSA&#13;
said that financial aid funding has&#13;
fallen by more than 20 percent&#13;
since fiscal 1982, and while student&#13;
aid has increased slightly this year,&#13;
it is still |6 million below I960&#13;
levels.&#13;
In 1982 alone, said the USSA, the&#13;
President's budget proposals would&#13;
have cut financial aid funding by 60&#13;
percent, and have restricted graduate&#13;
students from Guaranteed Student&#13;
Loan eligibility.&#13;
Reagan's budget also called for a&#13;
GSL origination fee of t en percent,&#13;
requiring students to pay interest in&#13;
GSLs while still in school, the&#13;
USSA said.&#13;
In 1983 President Reagan's&#13;
budget proposal was based on a&#13;
"new philosophy of self-help," the&#13;
statement said. The philosophy required&#13;
students obtain 40 percent&#13;
of their educational costs to be eligible&#13;
for grant aid, which would&#13;
have shifted emphasis from grant&#13;
aid to loan dependency.&#13;
Last week the House and Senate&#13;
Labor, Health and Human Services&#13;
and Education Appropriations Subcommittee&#13;
agreed on financial aid&#13;
levels for fiscal 1985. The subcommittee&#13;
approved $3.3 billion for&#13;
Pell grants, which includes a $2100&#13;
maximum; $412.5 million for&#13;
SEOG's $592.5 million for Work/Study;&#13;
and $190 million for NDSL .&#13;
The statement said funding levels&#13;
have increased $2 million since&#13;
fiscal 1984, and Reagan's budget&#13;
proposal, which would have cut&#13;
need-based programs by $330 million,&#13;
was rejected by Congress.&#13;
PSGA elections&#13;
PSGA (Parkside Student Government&#13;
Association) will hold Fall&#13;
elections on Wednesday and Thursday&#13;
Oct. 17 and 18. The positions to&#13;
be voted on by students include&#13;
nine senatorial seats, one PUAB&#13;
(Parkside Union Advisory Board)&#13;
seat and one SUFAC (Segregated&#13;
University Fees Allocations Committee)&#13;
seat.&#13;
All Parkside students can vote.&#13;
Voting booths will be set up on the&#13;
Molinaro Concourse from 9 a m to&#13;
8 p.m. on both election days.&#13;
All s tudents are urged to come&#13;
out and vote. It is not too late to&#13;
run for a seat if you are interested.&#13;
For more information stop in at the&#13;
PSGA office, WLLC D-139A.&#13;
questions&#13;
by Jill Whitney Nielsen&#13;
"Comparable Worth is simply&#13;
paying an individual on the basis of&#13;
their value to an organization (regardless&#13;
of sex or race)," stated&#13;
Peggy Lee, one of the members of&#13;
the Task Force on Comparable&#13;
Worth.&#13;
This is what the Task Force is&#13;
doing through a job evaluation&#13;
study sent to various state workers:&#13;
finding out how to rate "value" in&#13;
terms of pay. To do this, the Task&#13;
Force will be divided into three&#13;
committees and will assign points&#13;
to "comprehensible factors," such&#13;
as knowledge, responsibility and&#13;
skill. There will be twelve factors in&#13;
all.&#13;
This is the second part of a threepart&#13;
study. The first part was to determine&#13;
where and if job segregation&#13;
was occuring. The second part&#13;
is the job evaluation study. The&#13;
third part will determine what discrepancies&#13;
there are between men&#13;
and women in pay for similar, related&#13;
jobs and how to rectify the&#13;
situation.&#13;
Lee also stressed that Comparable&#13;
Worth is a family issue, not just&#13;
a women's issue, because it will affect&#13;
the whole family's income.&#13;
"Hopefully this will raise&#13;
wages," stated Lee. It had already&#13;
been decided that lowering men's&#13;
wages will not be considered. "I&#13;
see many women students choosing&#13;
Data Processing simply because of&#13;
the pay. With Comparable Worth,&#13;
students and workers will have&#13;
more choices," stated Lee.&#13;
Exceptional&#13;
Management Opportunities&#13;
For exceptional College Grads (and those who are soon to be)&#13;
CURRENT&#13;
OPPORTUNITIES:&#13;
• NUCLEAR ENGINEERING&#13;
• BUSINESS MANAGEMENT&#13;
• AVIATION • LAW&#13;
• MEDICINE • INTELLIGENCE&#13;
• CIVIL ENGINEERING&#13;
• SHIPBOARD OPERATIONS&#13;
Sign up for an interview in the Career Placement Office.&#13;
Interviews will be held in the Career Placement Office&#13;
between 8:30 a.m. and 4:00 p.m. October 15-16, or call tollfree&#13;
1-800-242-1569.&#13;
National election&#13;
issues explored&#13;
The Sixth Annual&#13;
Manager's Dinner&#13;
Thursday, November 1, 1984&#13;
7:00 p.m. in the Union&#13;
Keynote speaker will b e Mr. David R. Allardice,&#13;
Economic Advisor and Vice President&#13;
of the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago.&#13;
Tickets will be $5.00 for students and will&#13;
be for sale from Oct. 8-19 on Concourse.&#13;
--Sponsored by the Accounting Club, Data Processing, American&#13;
Society of Personnel Administrators, Phi Gamma Nu and Pi&#13;
Sigma Epsilon.&#13;
RANGER 5 Thursday, Oct. 11,1984&#13;
Sales scams prey on depressed students (NOCR) — The ads promise&#13;
travel, high pay and independence.&#13;
The jobs they lead to aid in misery.&#13;
Students who answer the ads aid&#13;
up selling magazines or household&#13;
cleaner door-to-door sixteen to&#13;
eighteen hours a day, under conditions&#13;
characterized by psychological&#13;
oppression and dependence.&#13;
Students sleep three or four to a&#13;
room in cheap motels, live on $4 to&#13;
$8 a day food allowance, have their&#13;
mail and phone calls censored and&#13;
sometimes never see a cent of their&#13;
earnings. In fact, when they finally&#13;
do break away or are dumped by&#13;
crew chiefs in some distant city,&#13;
they may be told they owe the company&#13;
money.&#13;
Abhorent though it is, this student&#13;
employment scam has existed&#13;
for at least twenty years. And while&#13;
there are protections for consumers&#13;
who buy their products, there are&#13;
few legal protections for the student&#13;
salespeople. Currently, information&#13;
and public awareness offer&#13;
the only protection available for&#13;
this kind of employment.&#13;
Earlene Williams, founding director&#13;
of Parent Watch, an organization&#13;
that monitors the situation&#13;
and offers help to stranded young&#13;
people, says there are about 200&#13;
companies operating this way, and&#13;
that they employ an avoage work&#13;
force of 15,000 students on any&#13;
given day. Major offenders named&#13;
in a recent suit in New York include&#13;
Circulation Builders of America,&#13;
National Circulating Company,&#13;
North American Book Sales and.&#13;
Solar Circulation. Most such sales&#13;
operations go year-round but enjoy&#13;
a new flowering around summer&#13;
and semester breaks.&#13;
Typically ads and posters appear&#13;
saying "Guys and Gals: want to&#13;
earn $400 a week or more?" Interested&#13;
students are invited to a hotel&#13;
or motel room, usually plush,&#13;
where they may be told absolutely&#13;
anything.&#13;
That's a major part of the problems,&#13;
says Williams: there is no&#13;
regulation of hiring practices. Students&#13;
agree to become "independent&#13;
contractors," and thus fall into&#13;
a gray legal area also occupied by&#13;
reputable companies like Avon and&#13;
Mary Kay, who also use independent&#13;
contractors.&#13;
Williams contends, however, that&#13;
the highly mobile magazine-selling&#13;
students are a new class of migrant&#13;
worker, deserving special protection.&#13;
The protection is needed, she&#13;
says, not only because of the working&#13;
conditions, but also because of&#13;
the psychological intimidation used&#13;
to entice and control students.&#13;
Juanita Kidder, 20, an Oregon&#13;
woman stung by the scam two&#13;
years ago, said the contractors "had&#13;
a way of talking to you, making you&#13;
want to do what they want you to&#13;
do. It's a psychological thing."&#13;
Told she would be selling speedreading&#13;
equipment to universities,&#13;
Kidder learned she would be selling&#13;
magazines only after being driven&#13;
to another city. She didn't like it,&#13;
but was afraid to leave.&#13;
Kidder was rescued by her mother.&#13;
Other students, however,&#13;
haven't been so fortunate. Detective&#13;
Tom Harber of the Las Vegas,&#13;
Choosing software difficult&#13;
HOME&#13;
COMPUTING&#13;
by Chris Pappe&#13;
Many people are confused by&#13;
educational software and aren't&#13;
sure what kind of program to buy.&#13;
Educational software is the fastest&#13;
growing segment of the software industry,&#13;
and the variety of programs&#13;
make choosing the correct one difficult.&#13;
The first educational software for&#13;
home computers was simple drill&#13;
and practice. Then came programs&#13;
that were fun and entertaining.&#13;
Now there are interactive programs&#13;
that allow you to control the flow&#13;
of the program.&#13;
Drill and practice is the easiest&#13;
type of educational program to create.&#13;
In this type of program you are&#13;
drilled on a subject such as multiplication&#13;
tables and then tested&#13;
with practice problem. This reduces&#13;
the scope of the program to&#13;
subjects that can be drilled.&#13;
To increase the effectiveness of&#13;
educational software, the video&#13;
game element was introduced.&#13;
These programs are a mixture of&#13;
fun and games and drill and practice.&#13;
Some are more fun, and some&#13;
more educational. Actually, there is&#13;
much debate as to how much fun&#13;
educational software should be.&#13;
Too much fun, and there is no education!&#13;
Too much education, and&#13;
there is a loss of interest.&#13;
You can choose from several interactive&#13;
programs. Unique in design,&#13;
these programs allow you to&#13;
interact with the software and&#13;
change the way the program flows.&#13;
Two types of interactive software&#13;
stand out.&#13;
The first type is a construction&#13;
set. These programs allow you to&#13;
contol the scenario for the game or&#13;
lesson and allow you to move at&#13;
your own speed. They can be made&#13;
harder or easier to suit your own&#13;
needs. Construction sets usually&#13;
aim to teach teenage children logic,&#13;
decision making and problem-solving&#13;
skills. However, they can be&#13;
quite challenging for adults, too.&#13;
Second, there are interactive programs&#13;
that don't follow a set procedure&#13;
of learn, practice, be tested.&#13;
These programs, offered by Prentice-&#13;
Hall, utilitze teaching methods&#13;
used by Socrates. You can interrupt&#13;
a lesson to ask questions, take a&#13;
test or review some other material.&#13;
These programs are for grades 7-12&#13;
and complement the school curriculum.&#13;
The latest educational software&#13;
makes full use of your micro's&#13;
graphics and sound capabilities.&#13;
The educational value of software&#13;
is increasing as more and more&#13;
educators become involved in the&#13;
development of these programs. Club Events&#13;
Art Addicts&#13;
Our next meeting will be on&#13;
Monday, Oct. 15 in Communication&#13;
Arts D141 at 1 p.m. Topics to be&#13;
discussed are: field trip, guest&#13;
speaker, Art Fair and Community&#13;
Awareness. All interested persons&#13;
are invited to attend.&#13;
Geology Club&#13;
Dr. Norris Jones of UW-Oshkosh&#13;
Department of Geology will discuss&#13;
"The Techtronks of Northeastern&#13;
Mexico," on Friday, Oct. 12 at 1&#13;
p.m. in Greenquist 113. Jones ami&#13;
his students have been conducting&#13;
field research in the area for the&#13;
past three years.&#13;
Pre-Law Club&#13;
The Pre-Law Club will hold an&#13;
organizational meeting on Wednesday,&#13;
Oct. 17 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro&#13;
126. Everyone is welcome.&#13;
Young Democrats&#13;
The Young Democrats will hold&#13;
a general meeting on Friday, Oct.&#13;
12 at 1:30 p.m. in Molinaro 128.&#13;
Everyone is invited. Activities to be&#13;
held during the remainder of the&#13;
pre-election period will be discussed.&#13;
For further information, contact&#13;
Sue Strickler or Kari Dixon in&#13;
the Social Science Division office.&#13;
IVCF&#13;
Intervarsity Christian Fellowship&#13;
will be having a meeting in Molinaro&#13;
107 on Wednesday, Oct. 17 at 1&#13;
p.m. The meeting will center&#13;
around God's principles for success.&#13;
Hope to see you there.&#13;
Career Planning&#13;
and Placement&#13;
Carreer Planning and Placement&#13;
will hold two workshops on&#13;
Resume Preparation on Monday,&#13;
Oct. 15 from 1-2 p.m. and on Wednesday,&#13;
Oct. 17 from 5:304:30 p.m.&#13;
All students are encouraged to attend.&#13;
Nev. police department is familiar&#13;
with cases in which job scams led&#13;
young people to prostitution, narcotics&#13;
use and pornography.&#13;
"They set these impossibly high&#13;
sales quotas, and when the girls&#13;
can't meet them, the crew chiefs&#13;
may say, 'There are other ways to&#13;
make money, you know,' " says&#13;
Harber.&#13;
Students sucked into the scam fit&#13;
the same psychological profile as&#13;
those who fall prey to cults. They&#13;
often have unhappy borne situations,&#13;
have had major disruptions&#13;
in their lives in the previous twelve&#13;
months or find themselves in&#13;
transition.&#13;
Physics Colloquium set&#13;
For the past two decades, astronomers&#13;
have been collecting images&#13;
of the sky in x-rays. This extremely&#13;
energetic form of light is produced&#13;
by some of the most fantastic objects&#13;
imaginable, including neutron&#13;
stars, black holes and colliding&#13;
galaxies.&#13;
X-ray imaging of the sky is not&#13;
easy, because x-rays cannot be focused&#13;
by lenses like ordinary light&#13;
and because the earth's atmosphere&#13;
absorbs most of the x-rays reaching&#13;
it from celestial objects. Thus, this&#13;
area of research requires specialized&#13;
imaging devices that can be lifted&#13;
above the atmosphere. In the&#13;
early days of x-ray astronomy, the&#13;
detectors were shot up on rockets,&#13;
giving them only a few seconds of&#13;
uncontrolled observing.&#13;
The first Physics Colloquium of&#13;
the 1984-85 year will be given by an&#13;
x-ray astronmer, Professor Mel&#13;
Ulmer of Northwestern University.&#13;
He has been working on an x-ray&#13;
detector that will ride into orbit on&#13;
the shuttle, and he will describe the&#13;
experiment in a talk titled "X-Ray&#13;
Astronomy from the Space Shuttle."&#13;
The talk will be given at 1&#13;
p.m. on Wednesday, Oct. 17 in&#13;
Greenquist 230. Everyone is invited&#13;
to attend.&#13;
Crop walk good cause&#13;
Kenosha's seventh annual CROP&#13;
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afternoon.&#13;
Proceeds from the walk -&#13;
about $10,000 last year - will go to&#13;
the Kenosha Emergency Food Program,&#13;
the Kenosha Soup Kitchoi,&#13;
Church World Service and other national&#13;
relief agencies.&#13;
Walkers will have a choice of two&#13;
routes of five and ten miles. Registration&#13;
will begin at 12:30 at First&#13;
United Methodist Church at the&#13;
corner of 60th St. and Sheridan&#13;
Road. The routes aid at the same&#13;
parking lot.&#13;
Walkers should wear two pairs of&#13;
heavy socks, good walking shoes&#13;
and appropriate clothing, and are&#13;
encouraged to donate a non-perishable&#13;
food item, said promoters. For&#13;
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, « , • I &gt; t I i • » S I &lt; i • « I » r J I . i • « f • • • &gt; » « « ' • " - ' * P.S.G.A Constitution » t « « • • » * « * ! ' &gt;&#13;
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We, the students of the University of&#13;
Wisconsin Parkside do hereby organize&#13;
ourselves pursuant to Wisconsin Statute&#13;
36.09(5) and the Parkside Student Govern&#13;
ment Association Inc. Constitution Art. 4 I in&#13;
the manner set forth in this constitution and&#13;
select our representatives to participate in&#13;
institutional governance in the manner set&#13;
forth below. We invest the powers of this,&#13;
constitution in the Parkside Student&#13;
Government Association Inc. All previous&#13;
Parkside Student Government Association&#13;
constitutions shall be null and void upon&#13;
ratification of this constitution on March 5&#13;
and 6, 1980. This constitution shall be the sole&#13;
constitution of Parkside Student Government&#13;
Association Inc. and the student body and&#13;
subject only to amendments.&#13;
The Parkside Student Government&#13;
Association, Inc. shall be responsible to the&#13;
students of the University of Wisconsin -&#13;
Parkside.&#13;
The Parkside Student Government&#13;
Association Inc. shall have the power to enforce&#13;
and protect the following articles by&#13;
passing motions, resolutions or taking legal&#13;
action to insure that no student's rights are&#13;
violated.&#13;
Those students seeking positions in the&#13;
Parkside Student Government Association,&#13;
Inc. (P.S.G.A., Inc.) must fulfill all&#13;
requirements of that office in accordance&#13;
with Student Life Eligibility Criteria specified&#13;
in the Senate Rules.&#13;
ARTICLE I&#13;
'Section 1. All legislative powers granted&#13;
herein shall be vested in the Senate of the&#13;
*&gt;.S.G.A., Inc.&#13;
Section 2. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc.&#13;
shall consist of 18 student members, half of&#13;
which will be elected in the spring and half in&#13;
the fall, whose term shall be for one year.&#13;
Section 3. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc.:&#13;
shall choose their own officers and also aj&#13;
President Pro Tempore.&#13;
Section 4. In the absence of the Vice j&#13;
President of P.S.G.A., Inc. who shall be the!&#13;
president of the Senate, the President Pro!&#13;
Tempore shall be the President of the Senate.:&#13;
The President Pro Tempore shall be a:&#13;
Senator and shall be a member of all Senate:&#13;
Committees.&#13;
When vacancies happen in the representation&#13;
from any at large seat, the President!&#13;
Pro Tempore shall fill such vacancies with'&#13;
the concurrence of a simple majority of thei&#13;
entire legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc.;&#13;
Section S. A simple majority of the total&#13;
Senate shall constitute a quorum to do&#13;
business.&#13;
Section 6. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc.&#13;
shall have the power to determine the rules of!&#13;
its proceedings, censure Its members for&#13;
disorderly conduct and, with the concurrence:&#13;
of two thirds of the entire Senate, expel a&#13;
member. The Senate shall keep a journal of1&#13;
its proceedings, and publish the same monthly&#13;
at the minimum, a copy of the journal!&#13;
shall be available for review by the public in&#13;
the P.S.G.A., Inc. offices.&#13;
The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall meet&#13;
at an established place and time no less than,&#13;
once a week during the fall and spring j&#13;
semesters, and no less than once a month&#13;
during the summer session.&#13;
Upon presentation of a petition by a simple,&#13;
majority of the entire Senate a meeting shall I&#13;
be called by the Vice President or in the case:&#13;
of the Vice President's absence the President'&#13;
Pro Tempore shall have the responsibility toj&#13;
call a meeting within 48 hours.&#13;
Section 7. Bills may either originate in the&#13;
Senate or be sent to the Senate from the&#13;
executive branch of the P.S.G.A.. Inc. Every bill,&#13;
order, resolution or vote on which the concurrence&#13;
of the Senate is necessary shall have&#13;
passed the Senate by a simple majority and&#13;
shall be presented to the President of the&#13;
P.S.G.A., Inc. before it takes effect. If t he President&#13;
does not approve, he/she shall send it&#13;
back to the Senate for reconsideration with&#13;
his/her reasons for rejection.&#13;
If. after such reconsideration, a simple&#13;
majority of the entire Senate shall agree to&#13;
pass the bill, it shall become law. But in all such&#13;
cases the votes of Senate shall be determined&#13;
by a roll call vote, and the names of persons&#13;
voting for and against the bill shall be entered&#13;
in the journal of the Senate. If an y bill shall not&#13;
be returned by the President within ten school&#13;
days after it has been presented to him/her, the&#13;
same shall become law, in the manner as if&#13;
he/she had signed it. All proceedings of the&#13;
Senate of the P.S.G.A, Inc.. shall be sent to the&#13;
executive branch for incorporation purposes. If'&#13;
the President vetoes the legislation, he/she&#13;
shall send it back to the Senate A two-thirds&#13;
vote of the entire Senate shall be required to&#13;
override the Veto.&#13;
Section I. The Senate shall have the power&#13;
to make motions, resolutions, or take legal&#13;
actions which shall be necessary and proper&#13;
for carrying Info execution the foregoing&#13;
powers, and all other powers vested by this&#13;
constitution in the P S.G.A . Inc&#13;
Section 9. The Senate of the P S G.A., Inc.&#13;
shall have the power to amend this constitution&#13;
by a two thirds vote of the entire&#13;
Senate In the event of an amendment being&#13;
passed by the Senate, said amendment shall&#13;
be placed on the ballot of the next election. If&#13;
the students confirm the amendment by a&#13;
simple majority vote, it shall be added to the&#13;
Constitution. If the students vote against if,&#13;
the amendment will be deleted. In the event&#13;
the Senate does not confirm the proposed&#13;
amendment, said amendment will not appear&#13;
on the ballot. The proponent of an amendment&#13;
that is turned down may. if he or she so&#13;
chooses, follow the procedures set up in Article&#13;
V, Section 2.&#13;
When amendments are up for approval they&#13;
shall appear on the October and March&#13;
ballot*, in cases of urgency, a special&#13;
referendum may be held at any time.&#13;
Section 10. The Senate shall have the sole&#13;
power of impeachment and the power to try&#13;
all impeachments. When sitting for that&#13;
purpose they shall be of oath or affirmation.&#13;
When the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. is&#13;
fried the Chief Justice of the Judicial court&#13;
shall preside, and no person shall be con&#13;
victed without the concurrence of two-thirds&#13;
of the entire Senate. Judgement in cases of&#13;
impeachment shall not extend further than&#13;
removal from office and disqualification to&#13;
hold and enjoy any office or position that the&#13;
P.S.G.A., Inc. has jurisdiction over, appointment&#13;
to, or election for. Impeachment&#13;
shall not begin until two thirds of the entire&#13;
Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. have voted to hold&#13;
an impeachment hearing.&#13;
Section 11. Roberts Rules of Order shall&#13;
govern the proceedings of all Parkside&#13;
Student Government Association, Inc.&#13;
meetings except when inconsistent with the&#13;
Constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc.&#13;
ARTICLE II&#13;
Section 1. All executive powers, within this&#13;
article, shall be vested in the President of the&#13;
Parkside Student Government Association,&#13;
Inc.&#13;
Section 2. The President shall hold office&#13;
during the term of one year together with the&#13;
Vice-President who will be chosen for the&#13;
same term. They shall be eligible for reelection&#13;
and shall not serve more than 2&#13;
consecutive terms.&#13;
Before the President and the Vice&#13;
President elect enters on the execution of •: e&#13;
office of the Presidency or Vice-Presidency,&#13;
he or she shall take the following oath:&#13;
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I w ill&#13;
faithfully execute the office of President (or&#13;
Vice President) of the Parkside Student&#13;
Government Association Inc. and will to the&#13;
best of my ability preserve, protect and&#13;
defend the constitution and actions of the&#13;
Parkside Student Government Association&#13;
Inc."&#13;
The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall&#13;
also be able to draw compensation while in&#13;
office, the amount of which shall be determined&#13;
by a majority vote of the entire&#13;
Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. This&#13;
compensation can be suspended by the Senate&#13;
while the President is on trial for purposes of&#13;
impeachment. If, however, after impeachment&#13;
proceedings the President is&#13;
found to be innocent, all benefits will be paid&#13;
to him/her retroactive from the date of&#13;
suspension. Increases in compensation will&#13;
not be awarded to a President while in office&#13;
unless he/she is re-elected to another term of&#13;
office or to his/her immediate successor, at&#13;
which time such benefits would begin to be&#13;
implemented. All increases must be approved&#13;
by a majority of the entire Senate.&#13;
Upon resignation or removal from office or&#13;
inability to discharge power and duties of the&#13;
Presidency, the Vice-President shall assume&#13;
the office of President of the P.S.G.A., Inc.&#13;
and shall meet the constitutional&#13;
requirements of the Presidency of the&#13;
P.S.G.A., inc.&#13;
Section 3. The President shall have the&#13;
power by and with the advice and consent of&#13;
the majority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate to&#13;
nominate and appoint the treasurer,&#13;
corresponding secretary and all other officers&#13;
of the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc.&#13;
and all student judges with the consent of twothirds&#13;
of the entire Senate.&#13;
The President shall have the power to line-&#13;
Item veto specific portions of Senate bills.&#13;
He/she may line item veto the P.S.G.A., Inc.&#13;
budget, but shall not line item veto the&#13;
Segregated Fee Budget. The President may&#13;
not veto legislation or any portion of it, passed&#13;
by the Senate which deals with the Senate&#13;
Procedural Rules, Regulations or Senate&#13;
appointments.&#13;
The President shall have the power to&#13;
require written reports from all standing or&#13;
special committees and individuals to whom&#13;
responsibilities have been delegated within&#13;
the P.S.G.A., Inc. and shall be required to&#13;
furnish written reports on his/her executive&#13;
activities to the legislative branch of the&#13;
P S G A , inc. by a majority vote of the&#13;
Senate. Any required written reports shall be&#13;
requested in writing and shall be received&#13;
within one week of the presentation of such&#13;
request to th-» P.S.G.A., Inc. member being&#13;
required to tumish the report.&#13;
The President shall have the power, by and&#13;
with the advice and consent of the Legislative&#13;
branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. to sign contracts,&#13;
provided that a majority of the entire Senate&#13;
concurs.&#13;
The President shall draw up the P.S.G.A.,&#13;
toe. budget and send it to the Legislative&#13;
branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. for approval.&#13;
The President shall take care that the&#13;
constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and its bylaws&#13;
be faithfully executed.&#13;
The President, vice President and all of&#13;
ficers of the P.S.G.A., inc. shall be removed&#13;
from office for dereliction of duty or failure to&#13;
take care that the constitution of the P.S.G.A.,&#13;
Inc. and its by-laws be faithfully executed.&#13;
Section 4. The President of the P.S.G.A.,&#13;
Inc. shall nominate student appointees to all&#13;
faculty codified committees with a simple&#13;
majority of the entire Senate needed for&#13;
approval and shall publish such vacancies in&#13;
the student newspaper.&#13;
Section 5. The treasurer of the P.S.G.A ,&#13;
inc. shall keep records and recipts on all&#13;
expenditures of a" P S G.A., inc monies and&#13;
shall make such records public.&#13;
ARTICLE III&#13;
Section 1. All judicial powers of the&#13;
P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be vested in judiciary&#13;
court, and in lower courts that the Senate of&#13;
the P.S.G.A., Inc. may establish. The judges,&#13;
of all courts, shall maintain good behavior&#13;
and character during their terms of office.&#13;
Section 2. The judicial court shall consist of&#13;
four judges and one Chief Justice. Student&#13;
members of the judicial branch of the&#13;
P.S.G.A , Inc. shall be University of&#13;
Wisconsin - Parkside students, and must be&#13;
confirmed by the Chancellor of the University&#13;
of Wisconsin Parkside after a two-thirds&#13;
approval by the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A.,&#13;
Inc. Appointments to the judicial branch of&#13;
the P.S.G.A., Inc., shall be for three years.&#13;
Section 3. In the case of deciding the constitutionality&#13;
of the actions of the P.S.G.A.,&#13;
Inc. the decisions shall be binding on all&#13;
parties involved, and shall be forwarded to&#13;
the designated disciplinary head of the administrative&#13;
branch of the University of&#13;
Wisconsin - Parkside on to the appropriate&#13;
authorities for implementation.&#13;
ARTICLE IV&#13;
Section 1. The P.S.G.A., inc., subject to the&#13;
responsibilities and powers of the Board of&#13;
Regents, the President of the University of&#13;
Wisconsin system, the Chancellor of the&#13;
University of Wisconsin Parkside, and the&#13;
faculty of the University of Wisconsin -&#13;
Parkside shall be active participants in the&#13;
immediate governance of and policy&#13;
development for such institutions. As such,&#13;
the P.S.G.A. shall have primary responsibility&#13;
for the formulation and review of&#13;
policies concerning student life, services, and&#13;
interests. As such, the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be&#13;
the sole representative student group of the&#13;
students of the University of Wisconsin •&#13;
Parkside allowed to participate in institutional&#13;
governance.&#13;
i SUB—ARTICLE I&#13;
Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., in consultation&#13;
with the Chancellor of the University&#13;
of Wisconsin - P arkside and subject to the&#13;
final confirmation of the Board of Regents&#13;
shall have the responsibility for the&#13;
disposition of those student fees which constitute&#13;
substantial support for campus&#13;
student activities.&#13;
Section 2. An Allocation Committee shall be&#13;
established as a subcommittee of the&#13;
P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate. The committee shall&#13;
review requests for program support and&#13;
budget allocations of the allocable portion of&#13;
the segregated University fee. All action of&#13;
said committee shall be subject to the final&#13;
approval of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in conjunction&#13;
with the Chancellor of the University of&#13;
Wisconsin - Parkside.&#13;
A. MEMBERSHIP. The Allocations&#13;
Committee shall consist of 8 voting members,&#13;
6 of whom shall be P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators.&#13;
The remaining 2 shall be chosen by the&#13;
student body of the University of Wisconsin -&#13;
Parkside, one elected in the spring, one&#13;
elected in the fall. Three P.S.G.A., Inc.&#13;
Senators shall be chosen in the spring and&#13;
three shall be chosen in the fall by blind&#13;
drawing of interested P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators.&#13;
The drawing shall be conducted by the&#13;
Judicial Branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. The&#13;
term of office shall be one year. The committee&#13;
shall elect its own chairperson after&#13;
each spring election. In addition, the&#13;
Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services,&#13;
Assistant Chancellor for Administration&#13;
and Fiscal Affairs, and the&#13;
Campus Controller may sit with the com&#13;
mittee as non voting members. Should a&#13;
vacancy occur on the Allocations Committee&#13;
the following procedures shall be used:&#13;
1 The President Pro Tempore of the&#13;
P S.G.A , Inc. Senate, in consultation with the&#13;
Chancellor or designee, will fiil any unoccupied&#13;
Senatorial seat with the confirmation&#13;
of the P S.G.A., Inc. Senate.&#13;
2 The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc., in&#13;
consultation with the Chancellor or designee,&#13;
shall appoint to any at-large seat on the&#13;
Allocations Committee. The P.S.G.A., Inc.&#13;
Senate does not need to approve the&#13;
President's appointment.&#13;
B. PROCEDURES. Upon the call of the&#13;
Chancellor and the President of the P.S.G.A.,&#13;
Inc. the Committee shall annually prepare&#13;
recommendations on the disborsal of the&#13;
Segregated University Fee. Should the&#13;
p S G.A., Inc. concur in the recommendation,&#13;
the President of P.S.G.A., Inc. shall so advise&#13;
the Chancellor and Chairperson of the&#13;
Allocations Committee. Should the Chancellor&#13;
concur in the P.S.G.A., Inc. recommendation.&#13;
he/she shall arrange for its implementation.&#13;
Should the Chancellor not&#13;
concur, the provisions under negotiations&#13;
shall be used. The Senate may not amend the&#13;
Allocations Committee recommendation.&#13;
Rejection cf the Committees' recom&#13;
mendation takes a 2/3 vote of the entire&#13;
Senate. In the case of rejection by the Senate,&#13;
the reasons for rejection shall be agreed to&#13;
and forwarded to the Chairperson of the&#13;
Aliocations Committee. The Allocations&#13;
Committee shall reconsider its recom&#13;
mendation and again forward it to the Senate.&#13;
C. NEGOTIATIONS. The President of the&#13;
P.S.G.A., inc., the Chairperson of S.U.F.A.C.&#13;
and the President Pro Tempore of the&#13;
P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate or their designees (who&#13;
must be members of the P.S.G.A., Inc.) shall&#13;
be representatives of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in any&#13;
consultation with the Chancellor or his/her&#13;
designee in dealing with the P.S.G.A., Inc.&#13;
Allocations Committee. If the President Pro&#13;
Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate is a&#13;
member of S.U.F.A.C. then the Senator with&#13;
the most seniority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate&#13;
will assume the duties of the Pro Tempore In&#13;
negotiations with the Chancellor.&#13;
If the P.S.G.A., Inc. and the Chancellor&#13;
cannot reconcile their differences in the&#13;
allocation of the allocable portion of&#13;
Segregated University Fees, each will submit&#13;
a set of recommendations to the Board of&#13;
Regents for final disposition.&#13;
D. DUTIES. The Allocations Committee&#13;
shall have primary responsibility in setting&#13;
the allocable portion of the auxiliary budget&#13;
and to insure proper monetary expenditures&#13;
in total and within budgetary categories. The&#13;
Allocations Committee shall meet year round&#13;
to review the allocable portion of the&#13;
Segregated Fees Budget according to the&#13;
procedures set up in the Senate Rules.&#13;
SUB ARTICLE II&#13;
Section 1. A standing Senate Committee,&#13;
the Student Organization Council, shall be&#13;
established consisting of the Presidents (or&#13;
their designees) of all student organizations&#13;
who choose to participate.&#13;
Section 2. No student shall be denied&#13;
membership to any on-campus organization&#13;
for reasons of race, color, religious creed,&#13;
national origin, sex, past criminal record,&#13;
political belief, political action, or sexual&#13;
preference.&#13;
Section 3. Students shall be free to&#13;
assemble, to demonstrate, to communicate,&#13;
and to protest individually or through a&#13;
student organization so long as no federal,&#13;
state, or municipal law is violated.&#13;
Section 4. Students shall be free to use&#13;
campus facilities for meetings of student&#13;
organizations, subject to uniform regulations&#13;
to time and manner governing the facility.&#13;
Section S. Students shall have the right to&#13;
invite and hear speakers of their choice and&#13;
approval shall not be witheld by the P.S.G.A.,&#13;
Inc. or university authorities for purposes of&#13;
censorship.&#13;
Section t . Affiliation with an extramural&#13;
organization shall not in itself disqualify a&#13;
student organization from student government&#13;
recognition or institutional recognition.&#13;
Section 1. The student press shall be free of&#13;
censorship and advance approval of copy,&#13;
and its editors shall be free to develop their&#13;
own editorial policies and news coverage.&#13;
Section 8. The student press Shall be accorded&#13;
all those rights as stated in the United&#13;
States Constitution.&#13;
Section 9. Students shall have the right to&#13;
distribute or sell information of a printed&#13;
nature that does not conflict with University&#13;
of Wisconsin - Parkside binding contracts.&#13;
ARTICLE V&#13;
Section 1. Fall elections for the P.S.G.A.,.&#13;
Inc. shall be held the third week of October.&#13;
At that time, one half of the representatives&#13;
from the legislative branch as well as one at&#13;
FALL SENATORIAL ELECTIONS&#13;
paid advertisement&#13;
large S U F.A.C seat shall be elected. Spring&#13;
elections for the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be held&#13;
during the eighth week of the spring&#13;
semester. At that time the President, Vice&#13;
President, remaining legislative seats, one at&#13;
iarge S.U.F.A.C. seat and five Union&#13;
Operating Board seats shall be elected.&#13;
Section 2. The students, upon requesting a&#13;
petition with 10 percent of the signatures of&#13;
the entire student body, shall have the right to&#13;
request a constitutional referendum to amend&#13;
this constitution, or to request an advisory&#13;
referendum. The petition shall be presented&#13;
to both the President and the Vice President&#13;
and the President Pro Tempore of P.S.G.A.,&#13;
inc.&#13;
Section 3.&#13;
1) For recall against a Senator or officer of&#13;
P S.G.A., Inc., any University of Wisconsin -&#13;
Parkside student may start the petition and&#13;
any University of Wisconsin • Parkside&#13;
student may sign it. Fifteen percent of the&#13;
Parkside student body must sign the petition.&#13;
2) The recall petition must have a&#13;
statement of the reason(s) for removal from&#13;
office. This must deal with actions committed&#13;
in the present term of office.&#13;
3) The studenf(s) shall present the petition&#13;
to the Senate. Upon receiving verification of&#13;
the petition, the Senate must immediately&#13;
notify the school paper that a recall is in&#13;
progress and a special election will take&#13;
place. There must be an election within 15&#13;
school days after notification of the valid&#13;
petition is received by the Senate&#13;
4) Upon receiving the recall petition the&#13;
Senate must immediately turn it over to the&#13;
election committee. The election committee&#13;
shall have five days to verify the names on the&#13;
petition. In the event that there is no election&#13;
committee, the Senate must appoint one&#13;
within five days.&#13;
If illegal names are found on the petition,&#13;
and the number of legal names drop to less&#13;
than 15%, the election committee must notify&#13;
the student(s) who presented the petition.&#13;
Upon notification, the students have five&#13;
school days to get the required number of&#13;
names. If they fail to do so, their recall&#13;
petition shall be declared null. At the request&#13;
of the student(s) who presented the petition,&#13;
the election committee must show that the&#13;
names are illegal.&#13;
No legal name can be removed from the&#13;
petition after filing. Once the petition is&#13;
presented to the Senate, it cannot be with&#13;
drawn. A person can be recalled only once per&#13;
offense during his/her term in office. The&#13;
person who is cited in the recall petition shall&#13;
have his/her name placed on the ballot&#13;
automatically unless he/she resigns. Students&#13;
who wish to run for the position shall follow&#13;
normal election procedure.&#13;
5) If a Senator or Officer resigns and is&#13;
reappointed to a position within the term of&#13;
office he/she last held, it shall be considered&#13;
only a continuation of his term.&#13;
ARTICLE VI&#13;
Section 1. An applicant shall not be denied&#13;
admission to the University of Wisconsin&#13;
Parkside for reasons of race, color, national&#13;
origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal&#13;
record, political beliefs, political action, or&#13;
sexual preference.&#13;
Section 2. Financial aid shall not be denied&#13;
for reasons of race, color, national origin,&#13;
religious creed, sex, previous criminal&#13;
record, political beliefs, political action, or&#13;
sexual preference.&#13;
Section 3. Students are free to take exception&#13;
to the data presented or views offered&#13;
in any course of study and may advocate&#13;
alternative opinions to those presented within&#13;
the classroom.&#13;
Section 4. AM S tudent Disciplinary matters&#13;
will be processed through the University of&#13;
Wisconsin Parkside Student Disciplinary&#13;
Procedures Chapter UWS 17.&#13;
Section 5. Students shall be evaluated only&#13;
on their knowledge of the subject and&#13;
academic performance and in turn are responsible&#13;
to maintain standards of academic performance&#13;
established for each course they have&#13;
enrolled in.&#13;
Section 6. Disclosure of students political or&#13;
personal beliefs in connection with course work&#13;
shall not be made public without express permission&#13;
of the student.&#13;
Section 7. Student records on academic&#13;
performance and disciplinaary actions shall be&#13;
separate.&#13;
Section t. Information from counseling and&#13;
disciplinary files shall not be made available&#13;
to persons on or off campus without the ex&#13;
press consent of the student involved, except&#13;
under legal compulsion.&#13;
Section 9. All records and information kept&#13;
on file shall be readily acceslbleto the student&#13;
to whom they pertain.&#13;
Section 10. Students shall have the right to&#13;
be present at all committee meetings directly&#13;
affecting the students.&#13;
Section 11. The constitutional rights of any&#13;
student, as stated in the United States Constitution,&#13;
shall not be denied anyone, at the&#13;
University of Wiscdnsin - Parkside.&#13;
October 17th and 18th&#13;
Petitions Available in P.S.G.A. Office&#13;
RANGER&#13;
7 Thursday, Oct 11,1084&#13;
New faculty appointments PPoarrlkrosli/dlAe hknans announced new »f ac.&#13;
bring variety&#13;
ulty and staff appointments in the&#13;
divisions of Science, Business ami&#13;
Administrative Science and Humanities&#13;
as well as in academic&#13;
support areas such as the computer&#13;
center, media services and career&#13;
planning and placement.&#13;
Joining the Humanities Division&#13;
music is Steven Powell, who will&#13;
conduct the university's chorale&#13;
and the chamber singers. Powell&#13;
also is establishing vocal jazz and&#13;
swing groups.&#13;
He replaces William Weinert,&#13;
who has accepted a position at UWMadison.&#13;
Powell holds a master's degree&#13;
in music with an emphasis in choral&#13;
conducting from Indiana University&#13;
in Bloomington and a bachelor's&#13;
degree in music from the University&#13;
of Michigan.&#13;
He has been director of choral&#13;
activities at the University of Central&#13;
Florida as a visiting assistant&#13;
professor and has also taught at&#13;
Northeast Louisiana University and&#13;
the School of Music at Indiana University.&#13;
Powell also taught high school&#13;
vocal music for two years. He has&#13;
performed as a soloist in recital and&#13;
with choral groups in concert as&#13;
well as in a wide variety of major&#13;
and minor baritone roles in opera&#13;
productions, opera workshops, civic&#13;
light opera, civic musicals and nonmusical&#13;
theater productions.&#13;
Joining the Humanities Division&#13;
as an English lecturer is Tim Redman,&#13;
who holds a master's degree&#13;
in comparative literature from the&#13;
University of Chicago and is currently&#13;
working toward his PhD from&#13;
that institution.&#13;
Redman holds a bachelor's degree&#13;
from Loyola University and&#13;
has taught at the Illinois Institute&#13;
of Technology, Loyola, DePaul University&#13;
and the University of Chicago.&#13;
Redman served as president of&#13;
the U.S. Chess Federation from&#13;
1981 to 1984.&#13;
Also joining die Humanities Division&#13;
is Roger Gilman, who is a visiting&#13;
philosophy instructor. Gilman&#13;
holds a master's degree in the&#13;
philosophy of science from the University&#13;
of Chicago, where he is a&#13;
PhD candidate. His areas of specialization&#13;
are aesthetics and the&#13;
Homecoming events fill week&#13;
Thursday, Oct. 11&#13;
SUPPORT GROUP: For parents&#13;
with infants, at 12 noon in MOLN&#13;
D128. All are welcome. Sponsored&#13;
by the Parkside Health Office.&#13;
MOVIES: "Shall We Dance" and&#13;
"Top Hat" (both rated G) will be&#13;
shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union&#13;
Cinema. Admission at the door is&#13;
31.00 for a Parkside student and&#13;
31.00 for a guest. Sponsored by&#13;
PAB.&#13;
HOMECOMING EVENTS: Pizza,&#13;
pasta and celebrity sauces at 5&#13;
p.m., homecoming coronation ceremonies&#13;
at 6 p.m. and the time capsule&#13;
ceremony at 7 p.m., all in the&#13;
Union dining room. All are welcome.&#13;
SHORT COURSE: "Mushrooms"&#13;
starts at 7:30 p.m. in MOLN D105.&#13;
Call ext. 2312 for more details.&#13;
Sponsored by UW-Extension.&#13;
DANCE: "Cimmeron" performs at&#13;
8 p.m. in Union Square. Admission&#13;
will be charged at the door. Sponsored&#13;
by PAB.&#13;
Friday, Oct. 12&#13;
MOVIES: "Shall We Dance" and&#13;
"Top Hat" will be repeated at 1:30&#13;
p.m. in the Union Cinema and at 7:&#13;
30 p.m. in Union Square.&#13;
COLLEGE BOWL: Faculty challenge&#13;
at 1 p.m. in Union Square.&#13;
Admission is free. All are welcome.&#13;
VARIETY SHOW: Featuring comedian&#13;
Tim Settimi as MC at 8 p.m. in&#13;
the Union Cinema. Advance tickets&#13;
are available at the Union Information&#13;
Coiter and tickets will also be&#13;
available at the door.&#13;
Monday, Oct. 15&#13;
WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation"&#13;
at 1 p.m. in WLLC D174. All&#13;
are welcome.&#13;
ROUND TABLE: "Conservative&#13;
Ideology and Reagan's New Federalism:&#13;
But What About the Poor?"&#13;
at 12 noon in Union 106. The speaker&#13;
is Prof. Ken Hoover of Parkside's&#13;
Social Science Division. The&#13;
program is open to the public at no&#13;
charge.&#13;
Tuesday, Oct. 16&#13;
WORKSHOP: "The Psychology of&#13;
Selling" by Prof. Leslie Martin of&#13;
UW-Whitewater at 8:30 a.m. in&#13;
Union 104-106. Call ext. 2047 for&#13;
more details.&#13;
WORKSHOP: " Assertiveness&#13;
Training" at 1 p.m. in Union 202 by&#13;
Larry Turner. The program is free&#13;
and open to the public.&#13;
SHORT COURSE: "Heritage: Civilization&#13;
and the Jews" starts at 7&#13;
p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call ext. 2312&#13;
for more details. Sponsored by UWExtension.&#13;
MOVIE: "The Enforcer" (R) will&#13;
be shown at 7: 30 p.m. in the Union&#13;
Cinema. Admission is free. Sponsored&#13;
by PAB.&#13;
SHORT COURSE: "Individual Differences"&#13;
starts at 7:30 p.m. Sponsored&#13;
by UW-Extension.&#13;
Wednesday, Oct. 17&#13;
SEMINAR: "Health Care Delivery:&#13;
Emergency Rooms and Clinics" by&#13;
Allan Spath of Kenosha Memorial&#13;
Hospital at 11:50 a.m. in Union 207.&#13;
The program is free and open to&#13;
the public.&#13;
COffeehOUSE: Featuring&#13;
Southwick &amp; Stevenson in the&#13;
Union Bazaar area from 12 noon to&#13;
2 p.m. and from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m.&#13;
Admission is free; all are welcome.&#13;
Sponsored by PAB.&#13;
WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation"&#13;
at 5:30 p.m. in WLLC D174.&#13;
All are welcome.&#13;
WORKSHOP: "Changing Employee&#13;
Attitude Toward Change" by&#13;
Dennis Laker at 7 p.m. in Union&#13;
106. Call ext. 2047 for more information.&#13;
Homecoming: fun and more&#13;
Saturday, Oct. 13&#13;
HOMECOMING EVENTS: Soccer&#13;
vs. Northland College at 2 p.m.&#13;
PSGA, PAB and Ranger reunion at&#13;
5 p.m. and semi-formal dance at 8&#13;
p.m. Tickets for the dance are&#13;
available at the Union Information&#13;
Center.&#13;
Sunday, Oct. 14&#13;
MOVIES: "Shall We Dance" and&#13;
"Top Hat" will be repeated at 7:30&#13;
p.m. in the Union Cinema.&#13;
Novelty-Variety Artist of the Year&#13;
by the representatives of the 1,000&#13;
college members of the National&#13;
Association of Campus Activities at&#13;
their 1984 convention in Nashville.&#13;
He has worked in a number of&#13;
film and television projects, including&#13;
the Tim Conway movie "The&#13;
Prize Fighter" and a special on&#13;
Showtime cable television.&#13;
Other Homecoming activities for&#13;
the campus community incude&#13;
movies, a rock dance, creation of a&#13;
time-capsule to be opened in the&#13;
year 2000, a semi-formal dance, and&#13;
alumni reunions, including those&#13;
among former Ranger newspaper&#13;
staffers and onetime leaders of student&#13;
government.&#13;
For more information, call 553-&#13;
2278.&#13;
t JAZZ%&#13;
j*If you have a contemporary jcuez&amp;&#13;
^ group with a wide repertoire and^&#13;
^ need a quality location to practice9 ^&#13;
M Call 886-6100 £&#13;
philosophy of art and literature.&#13;
Before joining Parkside, Gilman&#13;
held dual teaching assignments at&#13;
Loyola University and the Illinois&#13;
Institute of Technology.&#13;
Joining the Business and Administrative&#13;
Science Division as a lecturer&#13;
in management information&#13;
systems is Vanda Gupta, who&#13;
earned master's degrees in systems&#13;
science from the University of Ottawa&#13;
(Canada), applied mathematics&#13;
from Carleton (Canada) University&#13;
and mathematics from the University&#13;
of Delhi in India, from where&#13;
she also holds a bachelor's degree&#13;
in mathematics.&#13;
Beverly Burnell, who holds a&#13;
master's degree in counseling and a&#13;
bachelor's degree in mathematics&#13;
from State University of New York&#13;
at Pittsburgh, has joined Parkside's&#13;
office of Career Planning and&#13;
Placement as a career counselor.&#13;
Before coming to Parkside Burnell&#13;
worked as a career planning&#13;
and placement counselor at Pittsburgh&#13;
campus, where she was also&#13;
an academic advisor. Burnell also&#13;
worked as a mathematics and English&#13;
teacher for two years at the&#13;
Gobaru Secondary School in Sierra&#13;
Leone, West Africa, and was a consumer&#13;
advocate and VISTA project&#13;
representative for one year in&#13;
Brooklyn, New York.&#13;
Joining the computer center are&#13;
Terry Hirsch, a systems programmer,&#13;
and Amy Skrzypchak, a&#13;
programming and data control specialist.&#13;
Hirsch holds a master's degree in&#13;
teaching and a bachelor's degree in&#13;
mathematics and German from&#13;
Marquette University, where he is&#13;
currently taking graduate courses in&#13;
computer science. He has worked&#13;
as a software engineer at the Astronautics&#13;
Corporation of America in&#13;
Milwaukee where he designed,&#13;
coded and tested communications&#13;
software for the U.S. Department&#13;
of Defense.&#13;
Skrzypchak was assigned to her&#13;
current full-time position from that&#13;
of a part-time student computer&#13;
programmer. She is a graduate of&#13;
St. Joseph High School in Kenosha&#13;
and is a senior at Parkside majoring&#13;
in applied computer science.&#13;
Her other computer experience includes&#13;
data entry for S.C. Johnson&#13;
&amp; Son, Inc. in Racine and data&#13;
entry and production control for&#13;
HPI Nichols, Inc. in Sturtevant.&#13;
Lewis E. Scfaultz, who holds an&#13;
associate degree in photography&#13;
from the Milwaukee Area Technical&#13;
College, has joined Parkside as&#13;
a photo specialist in the media services&#13;
division of the Library-Learning&#13;
Center.&#13;
Photographers&#13;
Needed&#13;
To devote quality time and creativity&#13;
to the Ranger&#13;
WLLC D-139C - Ask for Dave&#13;
ACROSS&#13;
1 Suspend&#13;
5 Article of&#13;
furniture&#13;
8 Hurried&#13;
12 Region&#13;
13 Before&#13;
14 Comfort&#13;
15 Small brook&#13;
16 Bitter vetch&#13;
17 Ascend&#13;
18 Higher&#13;
20 Bartered&#13;
22 Conjunction&#13;
23 Journey&#13;
24 Prayer&#13;
ending&#13;
27 Thing owned&#13;
31 Fall behind&#13;
32 Supplicates&#13;
33 Garden tool&#13;
34 Advances&#13;
36 Farm animals&#13;
37 Speed&#13;
contest&#13;
38 Symbol for&#13;
tantalum&#13;
39 Tell&#13;
42 Head rest&#13;
46 Leave out&#13;
47 Female deer&#13;
49 Affection&#13;
50 Extremely&#13;
terrible&#13;
51 Sea eagle&#13;
52 Paradise&#13;
53 Periods of&#13;
time&#13;
54 Deposit&#13;
55 Depression&#13;
DOWN&#13;
1 Male deer&#13;
2 Solo&#13;
3 Girl's&#13;
nickname&#13;
4 Liquid&#13;
measure&#13;
5 Beverage&#13;
6 Transgress&#13;
7 Demolishes&#13;
8 Mexican&#13;
shawl&#13;
9 Remunerated&#13;
10 Actual being&#13;
11 Act boxes&#13;
19 Teutonic 36 Hailed&#13;
deity 38 Note of scale&#13;
21 Tears 39 Was borne&#13;
23 Barter 40 Arabian&#13;
24 High commander&#13;
mountain 41 Unit of&#13;
25 Deface Italian&#13;
26 The self currency&#13;
27 Goes before 42 Confined&#13;
28 Greek letter 43 Mine vein&#13;
29 Haul 44 Part of&#13;
30 Affirmative stove&#13;
32 Fuel 45 Departed&#13;
35 Wooden 48 Native metal&#13;
1 2 3 4&#13;
12&#13;
15&#13;
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1984 United Feature Syndicate, Inc.&#13;
Puzzler answers on Page 15&#13;
PHOTO ART SALE&#13;
Taken by&#13;
National Geographic Photographers&#13;
AND OTHER BEAUTIFUL&#13;
ROOM DECOR&#13;
PRICES: $2-$50&#13;
DATES: October. 15 &amp; 10 9 a.m.-7 p.m.&#13;
LOCATION: Union Bridge&#13;
SPONSOR: Parkside Activities. Board&#13;
University of Wiseonsin-Parkside Comm. Arts Theatre&#13;
OCT. 19,20,26,27at.8 P.M. OCT. 25 AT 3:30 P.M. '&#13;
8 Thursday, Oct. 11, 1984 ___ RANGER&#13;
Giants reside in Gallery&#13;
by Chris Dorf&#13;
Two slumbering giants ar e presently&#13;
occupying the Communication&#13;
Arts Gallery. When I hurried over&#13;
for a peek between classes last&#13;
week, the two behemoths were indeed&#13;
dozing. Before I left, however,&#13;
the two giants began to rouse.&#13;
The "two giants" are two mixedmedia&#13;
sculpture constructions,&#13;
creations of Robert Merline,&#13;
Wisconsin-born artist and Door&#13;
County high school teacher. The&#13;
pieces ar e part of a n exhibit entitled&#13;
"Recent Works From The&#13;
Great American Midwest Landscape&#13;
Series," cm display through&#13;
Oct. 18 in the Communicatio n Arts&#13;
Gallery. Viewing hours are Monday-&#13;
Thursday, 1-6 p.m. and Wednesday&#13;
and Thursday, 7- 10 p.m.&#13;
The initial quiet ambiance of th e&#13;
gallery, with its muted lighting and&#13;
soft features, belies the tensions&#13;
that exist in Merline's constructions.&#13;
In fact, the materials used&#13;
seem at first so ordinary and usual&#13;
you may be tempted to walk by&#13;
without a look.&#13;
Don't!&#13;
If you do walk by, you will miss&#13;
an almost spiritual experience, a n&#13;
excursion into a world of logs, wire,&#13;
steel, copper, marble and bird&#13;
quills, which a re melded together&#13;
with craftsman-like expertise, tempered&#13;
by an astute sensitivity to&#13;
materials. This combination affords&#13;
us sculp ture that is both powerful&#13;
and delicate.&#13;
The aura of tension is the first&#13;
noticeable element of this show.&#13;
Tension exists everywhere. There is&#13;
tension in the wires that threaten to&#13;
Oriana given funding&#13;
The Oriana Trio, resident chamber&#13;
ensemble at Parkside, has been&#13;
awarded funding support by the Affiliated&#13;
State Arts Agencies of the&#13;
Upper Midwest for a five-state concert&#13;
tour during the 1985-86 season.&#13;
The funding organization is composed&#13;
of five midwestern arts agencies&#13;
supported by the National Endowment&#13;
for the Arts.&#13;
The organizatio n will c ontribute&#13;
35 percent of costs for the Oriana&#13;
tour.&#13;
The Oriana Trio is composed of&#13;
James McKeever, piano; Ali Forough,&#13;
violin; and Michael Masters,&#13;
cello. In addition to formal concert&#13;
programs featuring standard classical&#13;
and romantic music literature,&#13;
the Oriana Trio is committed to&#13;
promoting new works for piano trio&#13;
through its Oriana Trio International&#13;
Composition Competition, which&#13;
carries a cash award of $1,500 and&#13;
attracts entries from around the&#13;
world.&#13;
During next season's tour, trio&#13;
members will also present residency&#13;
activities, including informal&#13;
programs in public schools, master&#13;
classes on chamber music o r individual&#13;
instruments, coaching of student&#13;
chamber groups and soloists&#13;
and recitals for college audiences.&#13;
McKeever, an assistant professor&#13;
of music at Parkside, previously&#13;
taught at Murray State University&#13;
in Kentucky and holds master of&#13;
music and doctor of musical arts&#13;
degrees from the University of Cincinnati&#13;
College-Conservatory of&#13;
Music. He has been active as a recitalist&#13;
and chamber musician and&#13;
has published articles in Clavier.&#13;
McKeever's principal teacher was&#13;
the noted Russian pedagogue Olga&#13;
Conus. McKeever also studied with&#13;
Lelia Gousseau of the Paris Conservatory&#13;
and coached with Santos&#13;
Ojeda.&#13;
Forough, an adjunct professor of&#13;
music a t Parkside and one of the&#13;
few violinists in th e world t o study&#13;
with the late David Oistrakh, was a&#13;
finalist in the Tchaikovsky International&#13;
Competition in Moscow. Forough&#13;
has toured with orchestras in&#13;
East and West Germany, Hungary,&#13;
Austria, Belgium, the Soviet Union,&#13;
Czechoslovakia, Rumania, Poland,&#13;
the Middle Ea st and the U.S. Recently&#13;
he was a faculty member at&#13;
Rice University in Houston. Forough&#13;
performs on the famous Wilmotte&#13;
Stradivarious violin of 171 8.&#13;
Masters, who teaches music at&#13;
Parkside, earned both master's and&#13;
bachelor's degrees at Julliard&#13;
School. He has been principal cellist&#13;
of the Atlanta Chamber Orchestra,&#13;
the Richmond Symphony and&#13;
the Festival of Two Worlds Opera&#13;
Orchestra in Spoleto, Italy. He is&#13;
the editor of "Eisenberg's Bach,"&#13;
the six solo suites of J.S. Bach. His&#13;
awards include first prize in the international&#13;
cello competition of the&#13;
"Costa dol Sol" in Estoril, Portugal.&#13;
He has performed throughout&#13;
the U.S. as a soloist and chamber&#13;
musician and is a member of the&#13;
Chicago Ensemble.&#13;
Peer Support awards&#13;
two scholarships&#13;
Since 1984, Peer Support has&#13;
awarded two $50.00 scholarships&#13;
pa* semester to qualifying students.&#13;
In order to qualify, studen ts must&#13;
certify that they have not been a&#13;
full time student for at least seven&#13;
years and that they are not receiving&#13;
any other financial aid. Each&#13;
applicant must al so submit a letter&#13;
to the Peer Support Scholarship&#13;
Committee indicating his or her&#13;
educational goals at Parkside.&#13;
This semester the Scholarship&#13;
Committee has selected Karen M.&#13;
Vyvyan, a communication major,&#13;
and Donna Walan, a math and computer&#13;
science major, to receive the&#13;
awards.&#13;
Faculty pay increase&#13;
One of the art pieces on display&#13;
snap and slap two planks together&#13;
in "Toiling in The Danger and in&#13;
the Morals of Despair," and there&#13;
is tension in the marble slab that&#13;
threatens to topple, causing wires&#13;
to snap and steel to fly in "To Ease&#13;
the Time of Idleness and Meaning&#13;
of Decay."&#13;
But there is no snap or flip. You&#13;
are not slapped, crushed or shoved.&#13;
You escape physically unscathed.&#13;
And that is the intention. Tension is&#13;
created by thinking that something&#13;
may happen...or may not.&#13;
Merline says in a statement that&#13;
he "illustrates an ongoing concern&#13;
for the inter-relationships between&#13;
opposites: life and de ath, right and&#13;
left, male and female...and the&#13;
symbiotic balance that assures either&#13;
half." Merline does seem to use&#13;
balance as a metaphor, symbolic of&#13;
man's struggle to coexist with the&#13;
tensions he creat es.&#13;
Mo-line explores this balance on&#13;
many levels through his sculptur e.&#13;
There is balance in the union of&#13;
the pieces, from dainty bird quill to&#13;
chunk of raw steel, in how all parts&#13;
are responsible for safe-guarding&#13;
the sculptures from imminent collapse.&#13;
There is balance in how raw,&#13;
earthy logs ar e gradually and delicately&#13;
tapered into finished boards.&#13;
And there is balance in die way&#13;
steel, brass, wood, marble, wire&#13;
and quill, so different in torture&#13;
and feeling, keep their dignity and&#13;
work together in harmony.&#13;
Balance and tension. Tension and&#13;
balance. That is the central theme&#13;
of Merline's exhibit. The total effect&#13;
is quite hypnotic, beckoning&#13;
you t o come and explore th e tensions...&#13;
the balances...the harmony.&#13;
Continued from Page 1&#13;
of twenty percent, with individual&#13;
raises to be determined at each&#13;
campus."&#13;
Copies of this resolution will b e&#13;
sent to the members of the state&#13;
legislature. Both Chancellor Guskin&#13;
and Kenneth Hoover, member of&#13;
the Faculty Salary Committee and&#13;
Political Science professor, urged&#13;
the faculty to contact legislators.&#13;
Hoover said that Sen. Joseph&#13;
Strohl, D-Racine and Rep. Jeff&#13;
Neubauer, D-Racine, are aware of&#13;
the problem, and may be of help&#13;
during the next session of t he legislature.&#13;
"One need not worry about being&#13;
self-serving," Hoover told the faculty.&#13;
"This is for the future of&#13;
southeastern Wisconsin."&#13;
Theater Department announces season slate&#13;
Amy Capobiano, Carolyn Blackinton and Rebecca&#13;
Julich in "Crimes of the Heart."&#13;
By Bill Serpe, Jr.&#13;
In 1984 a woman will shoot her&#13;
husband in the stomach because&#13;
she doesn't like his looks, and a&#13;
peppermint bear will unicycle its&#13;
way into your life. Several meals&#13;
will be consumed in a very short&#13;
time and a woman will go much&#13;
further than she should to please a&#13;
man. All this and more will be happening&#13;
in the coming year in the&#13;
four productions to be presented by&#13;
the Dramatic Arts Department in&#13;
the next season of plays at Parkside.&#13;
"Crimes of the Heart," by Beth&#13;
Henley, is already in rehearsal and&#13;
will open on the Main Stage of the&#13;
Communication-Arts Theatre Oct.&#13;
19 and run three more evenings on&#13;
Oct. 20, 28 and 27. A special morning&#13;
performance is scheduled for&#13;
Thursday, Oct. 26. The cast, under&#13;
the direction of Dr. Lee Van Dyke,&#13;
will include Rebeca Julich, John&#13;
Miskulin, Amy Copabianco and Bill&#13;
Serpe, all Parkside students; Denise&#13;
Valente of Racine and Caroline&#13;
Blackinston, a professional actress&#13;
from Chicago.&#13;
PAB&#13;
Musical Gems&#13;
• • • • •&#13;
by Jim Nribaur&#13;
Feature Editor&#13;
In commemoration of Parkside's&#13;
homecoming, PAB is featuring a&#13;
double feature of classic RKO studio&#13;
musicals featuring Fred Astaire&#13;
and Ginger Rogers in vivid black&#13;
and white.&#13;
"Top Hat" (1935) uses an old&#13;
mistaken identity plot. "Shall We&#13;
Dance" (1937) features a simple&#13;
plot about a dance team who are&#13;
forced to pose as married.&#13;
These films will be shown Friday,&#13;
Oct. 12 at 1:30 p.m. in the&#13;
Union Cinema and 7:30 p.m. in the&#13;
Union Square and Sunday, Oct. 14&#13;
at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema.&#13;
Price of admission is $1.00.&#13;
The plots of these films aren't&#13;
what matters. Both features are essential&#13;
representations of the thirties&#13;
song and dance film ("Top&#13;
Hat" perhaps being the better of&#13;
the two by a small margin) and are&#13;
a nice nostalgic change of pace&#13;
from current movie fare.&#13;
"Shall We Dance" features songs&#13;
by George and Ira Gershwin including&#13;
"Let's Call The Whole Thing&#13;
Off" and the title tune. "Top Hat"&#13;
was scored by Irving Berlin, the&#13;
songs including numbers like&#13;
"Cheek to Cheek" and "Top Hat,&#13;
White He, and Tails."&#13;
If you don't like old musicals, beware.&#13;
If you do, definitely check&#13;
these features out, as they are&#13;
among the most important am} well&#13;
.crafted of their genre.&#13;
It is all .t oo rare that early screen&#13;
classics are presented uncut and&#13;
uninterrupted on the big screen.&#13;
.Whether you're in the homecoming&#13;
spirit or not, this is a perfect opportunity&#13;
to view aeouple of screen&#13;
classics the way they were intended&#13;
to be seen.&#13;
In addition to acting in this show,&#13;
Caroline is also teaching an acting&#13;
class in comedy and giving professional&#13;
advice to any student interested&#13;
in pursuing a career in the theater.&#13;
The second production of the&#13;
year is "Peppermint Bear and the&#13;
Toy Elves." The Saturday and Sunday&#13;
morning productions of this&#13;
Christmas musical children's show&#13;
will be presented in December with&#13;
breakfast and a visit from Santa in&#13;
the Parkside Union. Charlie Myking,&#13;
John Miskulin, Connie Kowalski,&#13;
Andrew Brehl, Amy Copabianco,&#13;
Paul Mitchell and Missy&#13;
Weaver head up the cast under the&#13;
direction of Judith Tucker-Snider.&#13;
Putting this show together is a part&#13;
of Production Workshop, a regularly&#13;
scheduled class in the Dramatic&#13;
Arts curriculum, and students will&#13;
be earning credit hours while learning&#13;
all the ins and mits of professional&#13;
theatre. Students from the&#13;
Music Department will also be involved.&#13;
In February, "The Dining&#13;
Room" will be presetted as a studio&#13;
production, utilizing the television&#13;
studio as a theatre in the&#13;
round. Auditions for this show will&#13;
be announced late this year and&#13;
the cast will be directed by a guest&#13;
professional director. Dates for that&#13;
show are Feb. 22 and 23 and March&#13;
1 and 2.&#13;
The final show of the year will&#13;
again be presented on the Main&#13;
Stage. Lee Van Dyke will direct the&#13;
Parkside Players in Oliver Goldsmith's&#13;
"She Stoops To Conquer."&#13;
Auditions for this show will also be&#13;
announced at a lata* date and performances&#13;
will be held on April 19,&#13;
20, 26 and 27.&#13;
Ticket prices for all shows will&#13;
be $4.00 for adults and $3.00 for students,&#13;
except "Peppermint Bear,"&#13;
which will be $5.50 and $4.50 and&#13;
will include breakfast. However, a&#13;
special discount of 25 percent is&#13;
bring offered if tickets for the entire&#13;
season are ordered now. This&#13;
season ticket price equals four&#13;
shows for the price of three. Brochures&#13;
with all of file production&#13;
dates, prices and an order form can&#13;
be picked up at the Fine Arts office&#13;
in the Communication Arts building.&#13;
This year, for the first time,&#13;
Parkside is offering both a major&#13;
and a minor degree program in&#13;
Dramatic Arts. With the addition of&#13;
Keith Harris to the staff, all areas&#13;
of theater education will be presented,&#13;
from basic stagecraft to directing.&#13;
Any students interested in enrolling&#13;
in dramatic arts classes or&#13;
volunteering to work on productions&#13;
should come backstage any&#13;
time during school hours.&#13;
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PSGA ELECTIONS&#13;
October 17 &amp; 18&#13;
are now available in the PSGA Office, D139A.&#13;
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10 Thursday, Oct. 11,1984 RANGER&#13;
Coffeehouse&#13;
Music duo slated News not even worth seeing&#13;
by Jim Neibaur&#13;
Feature Editor&#13;
T.J. South wick and Scott Stevenson,&#13;
a musical duo, are scheduled&#13;
to perform at the next PAB Coffeehouse&#13;
presentation in the Union&#13;
Bazaar Wednesday, Oct. 17 from&#13;
noon until 2 p.m. and again from 6&#13;
p.m. to 8 p.m.&#13;
South wick and Stevenson enjoy&#13;
playing a variety of music to a va-&#13;
. riety of audiences, using various&#13;
elements of boogie, fusion and&#13;
swing in their original compositions.&#13;
Spontaneous dialogue, audience&#13;
interaction and experimental&#13;
toying with various gadgets as instruments&#13;
are also major aspects of&#13;
their performances.&#13;
South wick and Stevenson have&#13;
performed in a wide variety of&#13;
campuses and clubs in the Wisconsin&#13;
and Illinois area. Stout called&#13;
them "fun, enlightening and unforgettable."&#13;
The Mill Race Inn of Geneva,&#13;
Illinois stated they were "effective&#13;
entertainers and very talented&#13;
musicians."&#13;
Aside from the aforementioned&#13;
gadgetry, the guys perform with&#13;
such "real" instruments as guitar,&#13;
piano and harmonica. Since they&#13;
never do the same show twice, it&#13;
might be a good idea to catch both&#13;
of their performances Oct 17.&#13;
Dance to Cimmeron&#13;
at Homecoming&#13;
Students who appreciate the rock&#13;
n' roll sounds of the past are urged&#13;
to attend the PAB dance in the&#13;
Union Square Thursday, Oct. 11 at&#13;
8 p.m.&#13;
The band that is playing for this&#13;
dance is Cimmeron, a 3-member&#13;
group performing music by such&#13;
groups as the Beatles, the Beach&#13;
Boys, the Doors, Rolling Stones and&#13;
the Kinks, as well as several groups&#13;
unfortunately forgotten, such as the&#13;
Dave Clark Five and Paul Revere&#13;
and the Raiders.&#13;
Cimmeron performs roughly 200&#13;
engagements per year, and is said&#13;
to be one of the major area bands&#13;
specializing in classic early rockers.&#13;
PAB has announced that all persons&#13;
attending that evening's&#13;
Homecoming Coronation ceremony&#13;
and the Time Capsule event from 5&#13;
until 8 p.m. will be admitted to the&#13;
dance at half price. A student ID&#13;
and Wisconsin State ID are required.&#13;
9* (§lbe&#13;
50 OFF Spicettes&#13;
Week of Oct. 15&#13;
We have a full&#13;
selection of&#13;
Candy &amp; Nuts&#13;
Located in the Union Bazaar&#13;
Directly Across from the Info. Ctr.&#13;
by Did Oberbraner&#13;
TULSA — A spokeswoman from&#13;
the Geological Department of Jerry&#13;
Falwell's Moral Majority predicts&#13;
that a major earthquake will soon&#13;
devastate the "heathen capitol of&#13;
die world-Hollywood.''&#13;
Lucy WetwaDs, right-wing geologist&#13;
and born-again sandblaster,&#13;
gave ho* report after a life-long&#13;
study.&#13;
"Oh, those people are bad. All&#13;
that glitter and gold. They have it&#13;
coming. Good heavens, it'll be a&#13;
seven or eight on the Richter scale.&#13;
"I strongly recommend moving&#13;
to reality or converting. Ether one&#13;
will do. If every celebrity quit right&#13;
now, we'd pray for no such catastrophe.&#13;
We're interested in saving&#13;
people, not superstars."&#13;
Wetwalls warned that San&#13;
Franciso should prepare as well.&#13;
"No earthquake disrupts clean&#13;
Americans."&#13;
She said the quakes would occur&#13;
during the winter television reruns&#13;
or before next summer's blockbuster&#13;
movies.&#13;
" "Ghostbusters" caused a scare&#13;
in our hearts. The Reverend saw&#13;
this sham and nearly pushed the&#13;
panic button."&#13;
Dual-colored cotton shirts, pleated&#13;
at the waist, with shell buttons,&#13;
canvas trousers and boots are some&#13;
of the features in this new collection.&#13;
"It will bring men alive in the&#13;
dead of winter. Looking your best&#13;
no matte- how odd is what lime&#13;
Capsule is all about," Boop added.&#13;
••••••••••&#13;
LONDON — What will fashionable&#13;
men be wearing this winter?&#13;
Why the frozen looks of British&#13;
sailors, of course.&#13;
"It's very important that we&#13;
learn from history," wfaiim fashion&#13;
designer Beattie Boop, who is&#13;
at the frozen tombs of two British&#13;
sailors in the Arctic. "Hie wellpreserved&#13;
look will be in this winter."&#13;
The Time Capsule line will follow&#13;
the current military trend in&#13;
fashion, but has a looser, swashbuckling&#13;
appeal. Sort of an Indiana&#13;
Jones on ice.&#13;
DUBLIN, IRELAND — The&#13;
Irish Navy confiscated seven tons of&#13;
American candy bound for Northern&#13;
Ireland from a 50-foot trawler&#13;
in international waters.&#13;
Five members of the well-known&#13;
Irish Plaque Army woe arrested.&#13;
Police identified one of them as&#13;
Russel O'Leary, a dissident Irish&#13;
dentist who came to the U.S. after&#13;
the Irish Dental Society voted down&#13;
unionization in 1978.&#13;
"This candy was being brought&#13;
to our country to ruin the teeth of&#13;
Irish people," IDS president Malcolm&#13;
O'Burke said, describing the&#13;
shipment as "insidious" and criticizing&#13;
American support of tooth&#13;
decay.&#13;
"We know Americans who aim&#13;
for the mouth, debilitating the&#13;
teeth and guns until all of Ireland is&#13;
quiet. The American public doesn't&#13;
realize that we need to avoid&#13;
sweets like they do. And brushing&#13;
and flossing is the backbone of dental&#13;
hygiene. The scheming radials&#13;
of the IPA must be stopped."&#13;
In Dublin, police said the seven&#13;
ton shipment, including candy bars,&#13;
jelly beans, bubble gum and malted&#13;
milk balls, had been loaded onto&#13;
the Good time Charlie from an&#13;
American cargo vessel.&#13;
It was the largest candy haul&#13;
since June 1983 when the Irish&#13;
Navy seized a ten ton shipment of&#13;
jujubes aboard the Greek coaster,&#13;
Fordicelli.&#13;
The PIA is fighting dental repeal&#13;
in Ireland, garnering world-wide&#13;
support against anti-union dentists.&#13;
NEW YORK - "National Geographic&#13;
Magazine," which often depicts&#13;
topless tribal women, offered&#13;
Elizabeth Taylor |1 million to pose&#13;
naked in a native New Guinea setting.&#13;
"Geographic" publisher, Harold&#13;
P. Grosvenor, made the offer&#13;
through a spokesman for Ms. Taylor.&#13;
"She refused to disrobe but&#13;
would like the money anyway," he&#13;
reported. Opinions vary as to how&#13;
the deal was offered and how it&#13;
broke off.&#13;
Grosvenor states his offer was&#13;
for her to be photographed in native&#13;
clothing. Women in some New&#13;
Guinea tribes only wear long braided&#13;
hair and bikini underwear.&#13;
Taylor said that Grosvenor was&#13;
"insensitive to the ethnic histories&#13;
of both myself and New Guineans.&#13;
Receiving money for unnatural&#13;
modeling is a slap in the face."&#13;
However, Taylor never said that&#13;
she would not pose nude. "I&#13;
demanded Welsh countryside or no&#13;
shooting at all. I'm native to England,&#13;
not New Guinea."&#13;
Grosvenor refused to budget&#13;
from his original plan. And he will&#13;
not give her the money "just for&#13;
kicks."&#13;
I guess her husbands will only&#13;
know.&#13;
Men wanted&#13;
So you wanna be a model! MEM&#13;
Company has announced a national&#13;
campus search for a man to represent&#13;
their English Leather Musk&#13;
men's toiletries for 1985. Hie winners&#13;
will receive cadi, prizes and&#13;
fame.&#13;
To enter, send a black and white&#13;
or color photo to Campus Search&#13;
for English Leather Musk Man, in&#13;
care of the editor of the Ranger.&#13;
The photos can be no more than six&#13;
months old, no larger than 8x10 and&#13;
no smaller than 3x5.&#13;
The editorial staff of the Ranger&#13;
will select three male student representatives&#13;
of Parkside as semifinalists.&#13;
Each wil receive a gift set&#13;
of English Leather Musk men's toiletries.&#13;
A panel of judge selected&#13;
by the manufacturer win select one&#13;
campus winner who will be entered&#13;
in th e finals&#13;
Hie national winner win be the&#13;
English Leather Musk Man for 1985&#13;
and receive a cash contribution of&#13;
*1.000 toward his tuition, a selection&#13;
of merchandise prizes and an&#13;
aU-expense paid trip to New York&#13;
to be photographed by a leading&#13;
photographer. AD selections are&#13;
based on photographic appeal. Employees&#13;
of the MEM Company and&#13;
their families are not eligible.&#13;
Uwsrt,,* WBcor*»Hp*iu«j.&#13;
Don't miss it&#13;
Wild Life&#13;
by&#13;
John Kovalic&#13;
A pause&#13;
in the&#13;
disaster&#13;
by Pat Zirkelbach&#13;
and Bob KiesUng&#13;
We went through a lot of beer&#13;
when we moved.&#13;
Not only did we use it to persuade&#13;
our potential helpers to find&#13;
time to help us that Labor Day&#13;
weekend; by the time we'd actually&#13;
moved in, we needed it.&#13;
Nobody in their right mind&#13;
moves by themselves. We were no&#13;
exception. Our helpers were typical:&#13;
well-meaning and helpful, but&#13;
slightly inept and getting slowly&#13;
drunk. On our beer, of course. We&#13;
were too busy becoming interior&#13;
decorators to notice then.&#13;
"Where should that chair go?"&#13;
asked Pat.&#13;
"Oh, I don't know, maybe somewhere&#13;
over th ere."&#13;
"I don't know..."&#13;
"Will you please for chrissakes&#13;
make up your mind?" cries Bill,&#13;
who was holdin g the chair&#13;
"Just put it down for now."&#13;
Bill looked at the cluttered floor&#13;
for a moment, and dropped the&#13;
chair on a box of dishes. There&#13;
were other narrowly averted disasters.&#13;
"You know," said one of our&#13;
friends, who was in the dining&#13;
room, " the records would fit just&#13;
right on to p of this radiator."&#13;
And so it went. We did get everything&#13;
sorted out eventually, but&#13;
that wasn't the end of our problems.&#13;
We found ourselves fully furnished&#13;
but ill-equipped. The refrigerator,&#13;
it turned out, had gone south&#13;
for the winter. It was in the basement,&#13;
to be exact, and we were on&#13;
the second flow.&#13;
We finally went downstairs to&#13;
look at it. Pat opened it. The inside&#13;
was getting rusty, and it smelled as&#13;
if a c reature had lived and died inside.&#13;
"You want to keep food in&#13;
there?"&#13;
"No way," said Bob. It was thai&#13;
we decided to get another refrigerator.&#13;
A fondness for warm beer is an&#13;
acquired ta ste, we found.&#13;
We can laugh about it now, but it&#13;
wasn't funny then, buying food that&#13;
wouldn't spoil. But now, six weeks&#13;
into our residency here, we're getting&#13;
settled. We're even learning to&#13;
cook.&#13;
Ski' TGhree at Unknown'&#13;
CTCffiDBum&#13;
Jump into the action on the slopes of&#13;
one of Colorado's finest ski resorts —&#13;
CRESTED BUTTE. Travel Associates and&#13;
the NCSA have put together a&#13;
program of Wild West skiing,&#13;
parties and fun you won't want&#13;
to miss. The official 1 985 NCSA&#13;
"National Collegiate Ski Week"™&#13;
package includes:&#13;
io o&#13;
*285 per&#13;
person&#13;
• Round-trip transportation&#13;
• 7 nights deluxe lodging at one&#13;
of Crested Butte's finest facilities&#13;
• A lift ticket for 5 days of skiing&#13;
Crested Butte's "Great Unknown"&#13;
• Two "Wild West" parties with bands&#13;
• A major concert&#13;
• A special "on-mountain"&#13;
Beer &amp; Cheese Party&#13;
• Entry fees to two races with&#13;
prizes for the top male and&#13;
female winners&#13;
it Special appearances by&#13;
Lite "All-Stars"&#13;
• A discount coupon program for&#13;
area bars, restaurants and services&#13;
• All applicable taxes&#13;
• Services of Travel Associates'&#13;
professional on-site staff&#13;
Contact: Ann Fralich&#13;
Parkside Activities Board&#13;
553-2650&#13;
or sign up in Union 209&#13;
Tour Date:&#13;
Jan. 3-12&#13;
12 Thursday, Oct. 11,1984 RANGER&#13;
Post Nasal Strip by Paul Berge cuRRems in euoLunon A&#13;
IN CENTURIES TO COME,&#13;
ANIMALS WILL DEVELOP&#13;
DEFENSES AGAINST BEING&#13;
HIT BY CARS:&#13;
ID rule explained With six you get eggroll&#13;
by Jim Ndbaur&#13;
Feature Editor&#13;
Advertisements promoting PABsponsored&#13;
activities on campus&#13;
stress that students "must have a&#13;
Parkside ID and a Wisconsin State&#13;
ID to enter." Many have been confysed,&#13;
wondering if students under&#13;
nineteen are allowed into these&#13;
dances.&#13;
According to the PAB's Contemporary&#13;
Entertainment Chairperson&#13;
Sandy Wachs, students of any age&#13;
can attend the activities, but must&#13;
be of legal age to drink alcoholic&#13;
beverages.&#13;
Patrons will have their hand&#13;
stamped to show that they did pay&#13;
(in case they needed to leave and&#13;
later return), while those with&#13;
proper ID's to drink would be given&#13;
a wristband. Since the wristband&#13;
cannot be removed without being&#13;
destroyed, exchanging bands with&#13;
someone under age is virtually impossible.&#13;
Student Organizations Committee&#13;
representative for the PUAB&#13;
(Parkside Union Advisory Board)&#13;
Jack Kemper added that underage&#13;
guests are no longer allowed, the&#13;
board believing that an underage&#13;
non-student would be more likely&#13;
to chance illegal drinking Hmn an&#13;
underage student.&#13;
The Parkside ID rule is standard&#13;
practice. The Wisconsin ID rules&#13;
are being enforced due to the new&#13;
law regarding legal age for the consumption&#13;
of alcholic beverages in&#13;
this state.&#13;
UWM films announced&#13;
i The Dream On Film Society at&#13;
UW-Milwaukee has announced the&#13;
film events scheduled for the&#13;
month of October.&#13;
Among the films to be presented&#13;
are "Hester Street," "Breakin' ",&#13;
"Rose Marie," "American at the&#13;
Movies," "Willard" and "Psycho."&#13;
The films are run in a variety of&#13;
locations on the Milwaukee campus&#13;
including the Union Cinema, Sandburg&#13;
Flicks Theater, Bolton Hall&#13;
room 150, and Engelman Hall room&#13;
117.&#13;
Showtime is usually 8 p.m. and&#13;
10 p.m. Wednesday through Saturday,&#13;
but these times do vary. Admission&#13;
is 82 for Milwaukee students,&#13;
|2.50 for non-students. Season&#13;
tickets are available at |1 for&#13;
students and $1.50 for non-students&#13;
per film.&#13;
For any further information, contact&#13;
the Dream On Film Society in&#13;
care of UWM, Box 413, Milwaukee,&#13;
Wisconsin 53201.&#13;
by Natalie P. Haberman&#13;
"A Change From The Ordinary&#13;
Fast Food" is the slogan used by&#13;
Tacos El Ray, located at 2000 Birch&#13;
Rd. (Hwy. EE-literally five minutes&#13;
from campus). The decision to go&#13;
there was unanimous, based on the&#13;
fact that the four of us had never&#13;
been there and I had one of my biweekly&#13;
cravings for taco salad (it is&#13;
usually one of the few Mexican&#13;
items that comes without those&#13;
icky refried beans).&#13;
When we pulled into the parking&#13;
lot, I was instantly reminded of a&#13;
beauty parlor. I'm not sure if it was&#13;
becuase of the ornate drapes with&#13;
fringe in the windows, or because&#13;
you have to walk to the side of the&#13;
building to get in. In either case,&#13;
the cleanliness of the building and&#13;
the availability of the location to&#13;
Parkside are a definite plus.&#13;
The ordering is done in a fashion&#13;
similar to most fast food restaurants.&#13;
A friendly young woman in a&#13;
red uniform took our order at the&#13;
counter, we paid separately, picked&#13;
up our food and sat down to eat.&#13;
This set up is nice because you can&#13;
help yourself to the plastic utensils,&#13;
as many napkins as you think you'll&#13;
need and sauce (mild or hot),then&#13;
pick up your food by the time you&#13;
get done with these preliminaries.&#13;
In other words, it is time-efficient&#13;
for a student with one hour be-&#13;
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tween classes to eat there.&#13;
Because I had been looking for&#13;
taco salad all day, my friends let&#13;
me order first. The taco salad was&#13;
available in two small for&#13;
31.45 and large for $2.80. The price&#13;
of the large salad is slightly less expensive&#13;
than the going rate around&#13;
town, so undo- this pretense I ordered&#13;
the large. There are two&#13;
kinds of dressing normally served&#13;
on taco salads-a mild salsa (spicy&#13;
tomato dip) and a sour-cream-base&#13;
dressing. Taco El Ray saves the&#13;
salsa. The dressing was good, but&#13;
I've been known to put sour cream&#13;
on cabbage, so I ordered some on&#13;
the side.&#13;
The salad was average. There&#13;
was an ample portion of tasty meat,&#13;
lettuce and fresh cheese, but not&#13;
nearly enough tomatoes. The real&#13;
downfall was that practically every&#13;
restaurant in the area that serves&#13;
taco salad presents theirs in an edible&#13;
shell-shaped bowl. Taco El&#13;
Ray's comes in a plastic, microwave-&#13;
safe dish.&#13;
Bruce ordered one of the three&#13;
combination plates. It consisted of&#13;
one enchilada, one taco, one burrito,&#13;
Spanish rice, refried beans, avocado&#13;
and sour cream, for 84.45. He&#13;
thai totally confused the woman at&#13;
the counter by asking for no beans,&#13;
no onion, no tomato and no avocado.&#13;
He also ordered a small order&#13;
of nachos (81-25) with a side of guacamole&#13;
(gwa ku mo li). The combination&#13;
plate was huge and would&#13;
have easily been enough for two&#13;
people to share. Bruce found his&#13;
meal a bit bland (gee, I wonder&#13;
why?). The best thing about his&#13;
meal was that the dreaded refried&#13;
beans were mistakenly plopped on&#13;
his burrito and he was able to exchangd&#13;
it (at no extra cost) fa a&#13;
sirloin tip burrito. Normally priced&#13;
at 31-75, the sirloin tip burrito is&#13;
one of the most unique thing* I&#13;
have ever sampled at a Mexican&#13;
restaurant. It was big and filling&#13;
and is definitely the item I will&#13;
order the next time I go to Tacos&#13;
El Ray.&#13;
Randy ordered the Cheese Enchilada&#13;
Plate. This had three&#13;
cheese-and-onion filled enchiladas&#13;
(a fried corn tortilla topped with a&#13;
special salsa sauce), Spanish rice,&#13;
beans, avocado and sour cream.&#13;
The beans woe replaced by an&#13;
extra order of rice, and once again&#13;
the size of the saving was more&#13;
than enough. This is really saying a&#13;
lot because Randy is one of the biggest&#13;
eaters I know (and I know&#13;
many people who eat). Although he&#13;
was satisfied with his meal, he&#13;
commented that the rice was&#13;
"nothing to write to Uncle Ben&#13;
about."&#13;
Greg is the only one of us who&#13;
likes refried beans! He ordered a&#13;
bean burrito (80 cents), a tostada&#13;
(75 cents) and an order of guacamole&#13;
with chips (31-95). Both the&#13;
tostada and the burrito had refried&#13;
beans, onions and cheese, but the&#13;
tostada is saved "open face" on a&#13;
crisp corn tortila and has seasoned&#13;
ground beef. Greg enjoyed his&#13;
lunch very much.&#13;
Guacamole is one of the most interesting&#13;
foods cm e arth. It is also&#13;
one of the few things that is green&#13;
and nasty-looking and still edible.&#13;
Made from fresh avocados, this dip&#13;
is excellent. Greg and I differed a&#13;
bit in our opinion because I thought&#13;
it should have been just a tad spicier&#13;
and have a few more tomato&#13;
bits. He thought it was perfect.&#13;
Ova all, the things that stick out&#13;
my mind are the friendly counter&#13;
service, the large portions, the sirloin&#13;
tip burrito and the generous&#13;
amount of fresh cheese that went&#13;
on everything. The soft drinks were&#13;
fairly priced (65 cents for a large&#13;
one) and the atmosphere was subdued,&#13;
with a touch of Mexican design.&#13;
Where else can you go and&#13;
hear "Pretty Woman" sung in&#13;
Spanish? (I never knew Roy Orbison&#13;
was bi-lingual!) There is also a&#13;
wide assortment of little rugs with&#13;
Mexican designs, and plants casualty&#13;
scattered about the place.&#13;
Would I go bade? Yes. The menu&#13;
is large and has many alternatives&#13;
to taco salad. The owner, Ben&#13;
Rodriguez, claims that all the&#13;
dishes are made from recipes passed&#13;
on to him by his parents who&#13;
owned a small restaurant in Mexico.&#13;
He also said that the chimichanga&#13;
(chiro me rhan gah) is&#13;
the house specialty; but this deepfried&#13;
flour tortilla stuffed with&#13;
everything on the menu and then&#13;
topped with sour cream, avocado&#13;
and tomatoes (83.55) would have&#13;
been too much for lunch time.&#13;
Tacos El Ray is convenient, reasonably&#13;
priced and cozy. I would recommend&#13;
it to all my amigos.&#13;
Next week "With Six You Get&#13;
Eggroll" will feature tips on tipping.&#13;
RANGER&#13;
Child Care Center&#13;
Effective communication helps child development&#13;
by Kathy Hart&#13;
Effective communication with&#13;
children can foster a more positive&#13;
self-concept and heightened self-esteem,&#13;
both of which result in a&#13;
more positive atti tude toward the&#13;
self, others and learning.&#13;
The development of self-concept&#13;
and self-esteem are acquired in&#13;
much the same way as the child's&#13;
formed concepts of his or ho* physical&#13;
environment. From a great&#13;
deal of information processed&#13;
through a variety of experiences,&#13;
the young child generalizes and&#13;
forms concepts.&#13;
There are four major sources by&#13;
which self-conc ept and self-esteem&#13;
originate: the impression the child&#13;
receives from others; the child's experiences;&#13;
the child's ability to&#13;
achieve and internalize the goals set&#13;
for him by "significant others," like&#13;
parents, teachers and siblings; and&#13;
the child's ability to evaluate his&#13;
performance based on his own&#13;
standards.&#13;
Hie information received from&#13;
the significant others is essential to&#13;
the formation of the child's selfconcept.&#13;
The comments by these&#13;
significant others about their concern&#13;
f or the child's welfare, their&#13;
approval or disapproval and their&#13;
attitudes, facial expressions and&#13;
tone of voice all influence the manner&#13;
in which the child perceives&#13;
and values hims elf.&#13;
Verbal instructions between the&#13;
child and parents or teachers are an&#13;
important in the development of&#13;
the child's self-concept. The young&#13;
child lacks the sophisticated cognitive&#13;
s tructures for self-analysis, so&#13;
it is through comments he perceives&#13;
of himself as shy or noisy,&#13;
good or naughty, pretty, nice, careful,&#13;
neat or sloppy.&#13;
For example, Jerry, a kindergarten&#13;
s*- \ accidentally spills a jar&#13;
of pa^u. Teacher A replies, "Why&#13;
are you so sloppy? Nobody else&#13;
spills their paint Can't you be like&#13;
everyone else?" Reactions like&#13;
these do little to enhance the&#13;
child's positive self-concept.&#13;
Too often adults either ignore&#13;
the child's feelings or do not accept&#13;
them as meaningful and relevant to&#13;
a situation. There are alternative&#13;
modes of communication, b ut one&#13;
must be aware and sensitive to the&#13;
child's feelings, and realize that&#13;
even a young child has an ego and a&#13;
sense of pride.&#13;
Effective communication is a&#13;
way parents and teachers can encourage&#13;
a strong self-concept and&#13;
heighten self-esteem in young children.&#13;
This language of communication&#13;
i s based on a mutual respect&#13;
between the adult and the child. An&#13;
important component of effective&#13;
communication is the ability of th e&#13;
adult to address the situation, and&#13;
not the personality and character of&#13;
the child.&#13;
Phrases like "Why can't you&#13;
ever..." or "Why are you so. .." or&#13;
"How many times..." or "What's&#13;
the matter with you?" must be eliminated&#13;
from the adult's interactions&#13;
with t he child. Here is an example&#13;
of utilizing t he principle of&#13;
addressing the situation and not the&#13;
child's personality and character:&#13;
In a kindergarten classroom during&#13;
snack time, two boys were holding&#13;
a contest to see who could throw&#13;
more cookies out the window. Several&#13;
cookies missed the window and&#13;
smashed on the floor. The teacher&#13;
responded with "1 get very a ngry&#13;
and I am most displeased when I&#13;
see food being wasted and thrown.&#13;
Cookies are not for throwing. The&#13;
floor needs immediate cleaning."&#13;
This verbal interaction states clearly&#13;
the teacher's philosophy about&#13;
throwing food, without any verbal&#13;
abuse or insults, and no derogatory&#13;
attack was made on either child.&#13;
Adopting new phrases that allow&#13;
the child to maintain his or her selfesteem,&#13;
integrity and dignity is&#13;
needed.&#13;
Such phrases include: "I feel&#13;
(blank) when you (do this)," or "To&#13;
see you (do this) would make me&#13;
happy." or "I would appreciate..."&#13;
or "I have confidence that you&#13;
wifi..."&#13;
When the adult tells the child&#13;
how some unacceptable behavior is&#13;
making the adult fed, the message&#13;
generally turns out to be what Dr.&#13;
Thompson Gordon, author of&#13;
"P.E.T. (Parent Effectiveness&#13;
Training)" calls an "I-message."&#13;
The I-messages seem to be more effective&#13;
in influencing a child to&#13;
modify his/her behavior and at the&#13;
same time not be destructive to the&#13;
child's self-concept and pride. The&#13;
Children learn by working with teachers and their peers&#13;
I-message tells the child that he or&#13;
she is responsible for his/ho- own&#13;
behavior and gives the child the opportunity&#13;
to handle a situation constructively&#13;
because of the lessthreatening&#13;
use of I-messages.&#13;
A dramatic change in the manner&#13;
in which we speak with children&#13;
can result in substantial changes in&#13;
behavior. If effective communication&#13;
is used by parents and teachers,&#13;
children will feel better about&#13;
themselves as individuals and wifi&#13;
begin to adopt these principles of&#13;
communication with their parents,&#13;
siblings and friends.&#13;
3:30 p.m.&#13;
5:00 p.m.&#13;
5:00 p.m.&#13;
7:00 p.m.&#13;
8:00 p.m.&#13;
THURSDAY&#13;
OCTOBER 11&#13;
PAB Rims: "Shall We Dance" and "Top&#13;
Hat"&#13;
Union Cinema 51.00&#13;
Pizza, Pasta and Celebrity Sauces&#13;
Union Dining Room&#13;
Homecoming King and Queen&#13;
Coronation&#13;
Union Dining Room&#13;
University Time C apsule Ceremony&#13;
Union Dining Room&#13;
PAB/Homecoming Dance&#13;
Featuring 6Cs music by "Cimmeron"&#13;
Union Square&#13;
$1 student&#13;
$2 faculty, staff, alumni &amp; g uests&#13;
(Half p rice admission if you attend&#13;
Coronation and Time Capsule)&#13;
HOMICO 84&#13;
11:00 a.m.&#13;
University of Wrsconsin-Parkside&#13;
SATURDAY&#13;
OCTOBER 13&#13;
Reunions:&#13;
• Med Tech&#13;
• Math Teachers&#13;
Union&#13;
2:00 p.m. Reunion:&#13;
• Engineering&#13;
Union&#13;
2:00 p.m. Soccer Game: Rangers vs. Northland&#13;
Soccer Field&#13;
$1 students&#13;
$2 general&#13;
5.-00 p.m. Reunions:&#13;
• Ranger Newspaper&#13;
• Parkside Student Government&#13;
Assocation&#13;
• Parkside Activities Board&#13;
Union Dining Rom&#13;
8:00 p.m. Homecomining Semi-Formal Dance&#13;
with Casino&#13;
Main Place&#13;
53.00 students&#13;
$5.00 faculty, staff, alumni and guests&#13;
TICKET PACKAGE&#13;
Attend the Homecoming events by purchasing&#13;
the ticket package. Package includes the Thursday&#13;
evening dance, Homecoming Variety&#13;
Show, Soccer Game and the Semi-Formal&#13;
Dance. Student tickets are $4.50. Faculty, staff,&#13;
alumni and guest price is $8.50. Package tickets&#13;
as well as individual tickets will be on sale at the&#13;
Union Information Desk. • •&#13;
FRIDAY&#13;
OCTOBER 12&#13;
1:30 p.m. PAB Rims: "Shall We Dance" and "Top Haf&#13;
Union Cinema $1.00&#13;
8:00 p.m. Homecoming Variety Show&#13;
Featuring Comedian Tim Settfmi&#13;
Union Cinema&#13;
Advance: $1.50 students&#13;
$3.00 general&#13;
At Do or: $2.00 students&#13;
$3.50 general&#13;
10:30 p.m. Union Square Open Alter Variet y Show&#13;
144 Thursday, Oct I'l, 1984 RANGER&#13;
Health center for students&#13;
by Wes McCarver&#13;
. Parkside offers many health&#13;
services to help students stay&#13;
healthy or get healthy. " I think&#13;
that health services on campus can&#13;
have a significant impact on peoples'&#13;
lives," said Marry Bassis,&#13;
Health Services program coordinator.&#13;
Some of the ongoing services&#13;
are: Body Shoppe, Personal Counseling,&#13;
Lifestyle Assessments, Family&#13;
Planning, Birth Control and&#13;
PMS Assessment. These services&#13;
are available at the Health Service&#13;
Cento-, Moln. 9-115.&#13;
The Body Shoppe is basically a&#13;
weight loss clinic, which includes a&#13;
10-week program and a support&#13;
group. "Now there are people to&#13;
talk with and get support from,"&#13;
said Bassis. The Body Shoppe&#13;
meets every Wednesday from 2 to 3&#13;
p.m.&#13;
Those who seek personal counseling&#13;
can also meet with Bassis. In&#13;
Edith Isenberg's absence, counseling&#13;
is open to anyone, on any subject,&#13;
but according to Bassis, people&#13;
frequently come in to sort out&#13;
what the issues are-issues such as&#13;
"Where do I want to go?" "What&#13;
do I want to do?" and "Is this what&#13;
I want?"&#13;
The topics dealth with in the&#13;
Lifestyle Assessments program are&#13;
cigarette smoking, alcohol and drug&#13;
abuse, eating habits, exercise, fitness,&#13;
stress control, and safety. According&#13;
to a pamphlet available in&#13;
the Health Cento entitled "Becoming&#13;
Independently Healthy," wellness&#13;
is "feeling good enough about&#13;
yourself to regularly take stock of&#13;
your life, to intervene and/or nourish&#13;
whenever possible and to find&#13;
or develop the necessary means of&#13;
reinforement and motivation to&#13;
continue your involvement toward&#13;
becoming a better you."&#13;
Bassis feels that the Health Services&#13;
has adopted a this wellness&#13;
model. The program is designed to&#13;
help one quit smoking, abandon the&#13;
to&#13;
Sports Schedule&#13;
Friday, Oct 12&#13;
Women's volleyball at the St. Ambrose&#13;
(Iowa) tournament, continuing&#13;
through Saturday.&#13;
Saturday, Oct 13&#13;
Men's cross-country at the UW-Milwaukee&#13;
Invitational, beginning at&#13;
11 a.m.&#13;
Women's cross-country at the UWMilwaukee&#13;
Invitational, beginning&#13;
at 11 a.m.&#13;
Women's tennis at UW-Green Bay,&#13;
beginning at 11 a.m.&#13;
Men's soccer vs. Northland at the&#13;
Parkside field (Homecoming), beginning&#13;
at 2 p.m.&#13;
Monday, Oct 15&#13;
Men's soccer at the College of St.&#13;
Francis (HI.), beginning at 4 p.m.&#13;
Wednesday, Oct 17&#13;
Women's volleyball hosts the Parkside&#13;
Triangular. Lewis vs. Parkside&#13;
at 5:30 p.m.; UW-Milwaukee vs.&#13;
Lewis at 6:30 p.m.; UW-M vs.&#13;
Parkside at 7:30 p.m.&#13;
IT'S *****&#13;
TIME&#13;
ENJOY&#13;
OLD STYLE&#13;
ON TAP&#13;
AT&#13;
UNION SQUARE&#13;
use of drugs and alcohol and&#13;
help one improve his/her life.&#13;
"I think that there are a lot of dimensions&#13;
to our lives, and if we are&#13;
well, as well as we can be, then the&#13;
things that we want to do are going&#13;
to work out just that much better,"&#13;
she said. Bassis hopes to have some&#13;
self-care modules scheduled within&#13;
the next two months on colds, and&#13;
next semester cm bl ood pressure.&#13;
Counseling is available concerning&#13;
family plannint, birth control&#13;
and PMS. The Health Cento has&#13;
hired Family Planning of Racine to&#13;
help council students on these topics.&#13;
This does not mean they are&#13;
handing out birth control devices.&#13;
The counseling is available in the&#13;
Health Services Cento between 2&#13;
and 6 p.m. on Tuesdays.&#13;
First aid is still available at the&#13;
Cento, but those involved in the&#13;
Health Services organization want&#13;
to offer more. "What we've really&#13;
dime," summed up Bassis, "is to&#13;
try to develop programs that will&#13;
have some impact on students' lives&#13;
in the long run."&#13;
Soccer&#13;
Victory by default&#13;
by Dennis Harbach&#13;
Last Saturday, Parkside's soccer&#13;
team was scheduled to play Milwaukee&#13;
School of Engineering for&#13;
the district championship. As it&#13;
turned out, MSOE never showed&#13;
and Parkside won by default. After&#13;
witnessing this turn of events.&#13;
Coach Rick Kilps stated, "In ten&#13;
years of college coaching, this has&#13;
never happened to me." With that&#13;
victory, Parkside will represent&#13;
Wisconsin in the regional play-offs.&#13;
But there was exciting soccer to&#13;
watch last Saturday. The team&#13;
divided itself and played some&#13;
tough ball with the Green Slime&#13;
winning 3-1. Scoring to the Slime&#13;
were Chucky Rodriguez and Scott&#13;
Gerhartz. Tyson added a goal as&#13;
time ran out.&#13;
Last week, Parkside pounded&#13;
Carthage College 30. They dominated&#13;
the contest from start to finish.&#13;
Wayne Donovan provided two&#13;
goals in the first period, which&#13;
proved to be all the scoring the&#13;
guys needed. Freshman Steve Donovan&#13;
had two assists. According to&#13;
Kilps, total domination by Parkside&#13;
with good team effort made the&#13;
game not much of a contest.&#13;
Last Wednesday, Parkside was to&#13;
see a different fete. Parkside was&#13;
confronted by the ruthless Madison&#13;
team. Parkside fought hard in the&#13;
first half, and at its end the game&#13;
was still scoreless. The Badgers&#13;
jumped out quickly in the first half&#13;
though, scoring within the first five&#13;
minutes and again several minutes&#13;
later.&#13;
"We had nothing to be ashamed&#13;
of," stated a content Kilps. "We&#13;
played hard." Parkside's standings&#13;
are 6-3. In Division Two of the&#13;
NCAA, they are ranked fourteenth&#13;
in the country and second in the&#13;
midwest. Kilps reiterated, "They&#13;
have worked hard and are much&#13;
improved." Parkside plays at home&#13;
this Saturday in the Homecoming&#13;
game against Northland College.&#13;
Men's cross country&#13;
Team runs to third victory&#13;
by Mike Froehlke&#13;
The Parkside men's cross country&#13;
team won its third meet of the&#13;
season last Saturday by defending&#13;
its title at the October 6 Loyola Invitational&#13;
in Chicago, The team&#13;
continued its very strong showing&#13;
with a close victory over Marquette&#13;
and Loyola. When two second place&#13;
finishes in five total meets are&#13;
added to three firsts, the sum is a&#13;
fine start for the Rangers.&#13;
The Rangers were led by Tim&#13;
Renzelman's 25:00, Rich Miller's&#13;
25:26, Dan Stublaski's 25:43 and&#13;
Andy Serrano's 25:48. Renzelman's&#13;
quick finish was good enough for&#13;
third place, while Miller, Stublaski&#13;
and Serrano finished fifth, seventh&#13;
and eighth respectively. Also putting&#13;
out strong performances were&#13;
Ted Miller in eleventh place, Mark&#13;
Manning in 22nd and Dan Peterson,&#13;
32nd.&#13;
Marquette finished a close second&#13;
to the Rangers. Behind Marquette,&#13;
Loyola and North Central&#13;
came in third and fourth respectively.&#13;
Parkside coach Lucian Rosa expected&#13;
a somewhat easier meet. "I&#13;
was very surprised that Marquette&#13;
was there. They were not scheduled&#13;
to be there. I was happy, and we&#13;
did have a good meet, although it&#13;
was much tougher than I expected,"&#13;
said Rosa.&#13;
The eighth ranked Rangers will&#13;
move to the Milwaukee Invitational&#13;
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CYNDE: BELIEVE me, what you don't&#13;
know wont hurt you!&#13;
STEVE A BOB: rm guilty. I confess. When&#13;
do I get my free dinner? ESK.&#13;
JOHN C.W.-R.A. Make my life completeshare&#13;
some Ash with me and be mine! you&#13;
gorgeous thing!&#13;
A.T. IF it might take a long distance call, I'd&#13;
rather use Western Union. I've i&#13;
ber. MISS YOU. TX.&#13;
EMPO: I'M looking foward to your B-day a&#13;
B-day suit. Love Orge&#13;
• got your num-&#13;
J.C.W. YOUR week is finally up. I guess&#13;
you're forgiven. i&#13;
A.T. LOOKING for ward to the 1Mb. T.L.&#13;
C.K-M. ICH bebe dkh! Icfa wille fanmer sei&#13;
da! S.S.R&#13;
HEATHER: How have you survived? It's&#13;
been a month!!&#13;
I'VE GOT the best looking date for the&#13;
Homecoming Dance. He also doubles as a terrific&#13;
soccer player. Not to mention what a&#13;
great dad he is. MOM&#13;
HEATHER: HAVE you found your massive&#13;
oak limb yet?&#13;
HEATHER: THANKS for all the help in art&#13;
class. Next time you are in Oriental, tdl Julia&#13;
to give you an extra fortune cookie on me.&#13;
Brenda.&#13;
Ranger good, but needs improvement&#13;
Continued from Page 2&#13;
comment on some of the senseless&#13;
drivel that sometimes tries to pass&#13;
as serious journalism in the&#13;
Ranger.&#13;
First of all, the October 4 Ranger&#13;
printed a pointless, meandering&#13;
essay by Joan Mattox on individuality.&#13;
Let's be honest, shall we? This&#13;
is the stuff junior high school papers&#13;
are made of. Joan presents an&#13;
untenable defense of punk rockers.&#13;
While kingdoms perish, the world&#13;
teeters on the brink of destruction,&#13;
people are starving and being tortured&#13;
in Third World countries,&#13;
Joan is concerned with a group of&#13;
deviants who revere Sid Vicious,&#13;
Rat Scabbies and the "Dead Kennedys."&#13;
Joan needs some serious&#13;
enlightenment about ho- priorities,&#13;
not to mention ho* lack of good&#13;
taste.&#13;
Jim Neibaur's article on Tapen&#13;
Sinha was inexcusable. Who cares&#13;
about his opinions cm pu blic transportation?&#13;
For God's sake, Jim,&#13;
where did this man obtain his degrees,&#13;
what is his area of specialization?&#13;
You've done this person a&#13;
great disservice. By reading this article&#13;
the reader comes away with&#13;
the impression that he's just another&#13;
lazy foreigner who can't&#13;
drive.&#13;
In writing this letter, I realize&#13;
that my cynical side has come to&#13;
the forefront of my psyche. Howeve*,&#13;
if my massive investment in&#13;
education has taught me anything,&#13;
it has taught me the difference between&#13;
intelligent commentary and&#13;
mindless patterings. I sincerely&#13;
hope you will take this letter not as&#13;
a personal insult, but as an article&#13;
of constructive criticism. Writers&#13;
and editors have the responsibility&#13;
to not only report facts and opinions,&#13;
but to do so intelligently and&#13;
responsibily.&#13;
Sincerely,&#13;
Gary Eckstein, M.A.&#13;
P.S. The Ranger has improved immeasurably&#13;
in three years. Keep&#13;
striving to perfection.&#13;
RANGER&#13;
Energy feeds on itself&#13;
by Mary-Fhmces Lojesti&#13;
It hits most of us between 1 and&#13;
3 p.m.: the mid-afternoon blahs.&#13;
It's that time of day when your attention&#13;
wanders, you dread going to&#13;
class and you can't seem to stop&#13;
yawning.&#13;
According to "Self" magazine,&#13;
most of us hit a low point five to&#13;
eight hours after waking. This is&#13;
part of the normal sleep/wake&#13;
cycle. After about half an hour your&#13;
body once again begins its upward&#13;
swing.&#13;
What do you do in the meantime?&#13;
The answer to this question is&#13;
not the same for everyone. You can&#13;
force your eyes open and muddle&#13;
through, take a break from your&#13;
normal routine (but please don't&#13;
cut class) or you can always give in&#13;
to the urge and take a nap.&#13;
The people who seem to have the&#13;
most energy aren't sure where it&#13;
comes from, but most of us know&#13;
that the more energy we have the&#13;
more we want to do. "Energy feeds&#13;
on itself," says Tenley Albright,&#13;
M.O., the former Olympic&#13;
champion who is now a surgeon at&#13;
New England Baptist Hospital in&#13;
Boston. "Once you're active, you&#13;
don't want to stop."&#13;
According to Dr. Albright, people&#13;
who exercise regularly tend to need&#13;
less sleep and they often avoid midafternoon&#13;
energy rundown. It's generally&#13;
tiie inactive individuals who&#13;
complain the most about lack of energy.&#13;
Exercise gets you breathing&#13;
deeply, and it relieves some of the&#13;
cramping in muscles that tend to&#13;
become tight during the day.&#13;
When you exercise regularly, you&#13;
develop stamina to get you through&#13;
the day. Small changes in your exercise&#13;
routine - roughly thirty&#13;
minutes three times per week -&#13;
help increase your energy level.&#13;
Since our bodies cannot store our&#13;
primary food source of muscle energy,&#13;
carbohydrates, in significant&#13;
amounts, taking some form of these&#13;
foods at regular intervals during the&#13;
day will help increase your energy.&#13;
Fresh fruit or juice raises blood&#13;
Caffeine gives people a kick&#13;
but kills bug — d ead&#13;
Caffeine, the drug that gives coffee&#13;
its kick, also kills insect larvae&#13;
and could be useful as a pesticide, a&#13;
Washington researcher said last&#13;
week.&#13;
United Press International reported&#13;
that James Nathanson, a&#13;
Harvard Medical School neurologist,&#13;
said caffeien, which is found in&#13;
many plants, probably acts as a natural&#13;
insect repellent.&#13;
Concentrations of caffeine found&#13;
naturally in undried tea leaves or&#13;
coffee beans were enough to kill tobacco&#13;
worm larvae, Nathanson&#13;
found. While flour beetle adults&#13;
survived a dose of the caffeine-related&#13;
compound, long term exposure&#13;
kept them from reproducing.&#13;
sugar and this also will relieve the&#13;
one o'clock slump.&#13;
Drinking a lot of water may also&#13;
get you going. Avoid, however,&#13;
foods and drinks with caffeine.&#13;
These temporarily increase your&#13;
metabolism and speed your heart&#13;
rate. The cycle of highs and lows'&#13;
can leave you drained.&#13;
For some of us, low energy is&#13;
sometimes a form of avoiding&#13;
things we unconsiously don't want&#13;
to do, like study.&#13;
Remember, there is no one cure&#13;
for lack of energy. Try some erf the&#13;
things mentioned or come up with&#13;
some of your own. If nothing&#13;
works, console yourself with the&#13;
thought that the semester cant go&#13;
on forever! (Or can it?)&#13;
Intramural&#13;
match results&#13;
The Blitzed remain undefeated in&#13;
intramural flag football as they&#13;
handed Hall's Raiders their first&#13;
loss of the season in a close game,&#13;
8-6.&#13;
Top scorer this week was Sean&#13;
Patterson, with four touchdowns&#13;
for Yde's Monsters.&#13;
Other scores this week were:&#13;
Hall's Raiders 19, Mass Wasters 0;&#13;
GNADS 27, Racine Raiders 6;&#13;
Yde's Monsters 31, Ass Bandits 6.&#13;
Standings are as follows: Blitzed&#13;
3-0; Hall's Raiders 2-1; Yde's Monsters&#13;
2-1; GNADS 2-1; Mass Wasters&#13;
2-1; Chunga's Revenge 1-2; Racine&#13;
Raiders 1-2; Schultz 1-2; Bohamas&#13;
0-3 and Ass Bandits 0-3.&#13;
Rangers lose two-year&#13;
hold on Invitational&#13;
by KimberUe Kranich&#13;
Unlike the past two years, the&#13;
Parkside women's volleyball team&#13;
did not end up champions in the&#13;
annual Ranger Invitational. The&#13;
two day tournament was held Oct.&#13;
5 and 6 at Parkside. The other&#13;
teams competing were Elmhurst&#13;
College, Northeastern Illinois, Illinois&#13;
Benedictine and Ferris State.&#13;
On Friday, Parkside played two&#13;
matches. They lost their first match&#13;
to Illinois Benedictine in three&#13;
games, by scores of 15-17, 15* and&#13;
11-15. They beat their second opponent,&#13;
Northeastern Illinois, in three&#13;
games, by scores of 17-15, 4-15 and&#13;
18-15. In the match against Northeastern,&#13;
Parkside had a total of&#13;
three serving aces, as Kim Tesher,&#13;
Lorie Herman and Amy Henderson&#13;
contributed one ace apiece. Parkside's&#13;
defense was led by Janet Koenig,&#13;
who had a total of 13 digs and 9&#13;
blocks. Close behind Koenig in digs&#13;
were Kim VanDeraa with 8 and&#13;
Sherie Lechner with 7.&#13;
Saturday's first matches begin at&#13;
9 a.m. and the championship game&#13;
was played at 3 p.m. Parkside's&#13;
first match was against Ferris State&#13;
who defeated than in two games&#13;
by scores of 9-15 and 10-15. In their&#13;
last match before the semi-finals,&#13;
Parkside was defeated by Elmhurst&#13;
College in two games, 7-15 and 10-&#13;
15. Earlier in the year Parkside&#13;
beat Elmhurst, but such was not&#13;
the case Saturday.&#13;
For their semi-final game, Parkside&#13;
again played the tough team&#13;
from Michigan, Ferris State. Parkside&#13;
was defeated in two games by&#13;
scores of 6-15 and 6-15, and thus eliminated&#13;
from the championship&#13;
match. Although such scores might&#13;
lead one to believe Parkside was&#13;
easily handled by Ferris State, the&#13;
match was actually quite close for a&#13;
while. Many times throughout the&#13;
match Parkside held Ferris State at&#13;
scores of 2* and 3-4 with sane&#13;
good defaisive play.&#13;
Parkside played Ferris State earlier&#13;
in the year in Michigan and in&#13;
comparing Saturday's performance&#13;
with the earlier performance, Parkside&#13;
Coach Terry Paulson said, "I&#13;
know the scores were different, but&#13;
I think we hustled as much hoe in&#13;
the semi-final match as we did in&#13;
Michigan."&#13;
Paulson attributes his team's loss&#13;
against Ferris State to Parkside's&#13;
lack of offense, and specifically to&#13;
their inability to put the ball away.&#13;
Paulson added, "It's just not us.&#13;
Ferris is starting to move now.&#13;
They played very, very good. We&#13;
have problems with our short hitters&#13;
putting the ball away."&#13;
Herman said she could fed the&#13;
pressures of playing at home.&#13;
"When we woe at Ferris and we&#13;
played than, we had nothing to&#13;
lose. But when we're at home in&#13;
front of our home crowd, there's an&#13;
added pressure to win." Lechner&#13;
added, "We played Ferris a lot&#13;
tougher in Michigan. We were&#13;
more fired up. We weren't fired up&#13;
today."&#13;
In the semi-final game against&#13;
Parkside, Ferris was able to put the&#13;
ball through most of Parkside's&#13;
blocking attempts. Paulson attributes&#13;
this to Parkside's lack of&#13;
height. "We had a line in thoe of&#13;
5'7", 5'5" and 5'5", and they had a&#13;
line in there of 5'10", 5*10" and&#13;
5'11"."&#13;
With one month left of the season,&#13;
Paulson said, "We are just trying&#13;
to get better. We're trying to do&#13;
the little things well. We'll have to&#13;
keep working on our offense."&#13;
Trivia quiz&#13;
Ready for another trivia question,&#13;
folks?&#13;
Which European city was the&#13;
only one to host the Winter Olympics&#13;
twice, in 1964 and 1976?&#13;
Last week's question: What&#13;
Olympic pole-vaulter appeared in&#13;
the television series "Soap" as Dennis,&#13;
the gay quarterback? The answer&#13;
is Bob Seagren. " * * '&#13;
Baseball&#13;
Fall season completed&#13;
by Steve Kratochvil&#13;
The Parkside baseball team concluded&#13;
its foil season with an explosion&#13;
at UW-Milwaukee last Friday&#13;
night. Die Rangers swept a doubleheader,&#13;
posting their 12th and 13th&#13;
victories of the season against three&#13;
The twin bill saw only three Milwaukee&#13;
hits in both games combined.&#13;
Parkside took the opener 7-1.&#13;
Tom Sorensen buried a one-hitter&#13;
in that game.&#13;
In the night cap, freshman Darryi&#13;
Hastings and junior Chris Rosell&#13;
combined to shut out the Patnbers&#13;
on just two hits, as Parkside completed&#13;
the sweep 11-0. "We hit the&#13;
stuffing out of the ball,' said coach&#13;
Kai "Red" Oberbruner. Milwauk*&#13;
ee used seven pitchers in game two&#13;
in an effort to thwart the Ranger&#13;
onslaught.&#13;
The team hosted the alumni in a&#13;
game on Saturday. The elder&#13;
Rangers defeated the current squad&#13;
9-7. "The alumni game is a yearly&#13;
thing for us. The sole purpose is to&#13;
have a lot of fun, which everybody&#13;
did!" commented Oberbruner.&#13;
Oberbruner noted that juniaj&#13;
outfielder Mike Stolnack, senior&#13;
outfielder Duane McLean and junior&#13;
pitcher Ton Sorensen are all&#13;
being look at by pro scouts.&#13;
Intramurals In the afternoon&#13;
MONDAY NIGHT&#13;
FOOTBALL&#13;
IN THE SQUARE&#13;
T SCREEN&#13;
MONDAY, OCT. 15&#13;
GREEN BAY AT&#13;
DENVER y&#13;
* BEER * SODA * WINE&#13;
* POPCORN&#13;
THE PARKSIDE UNION&#13;
16 Thursday, Oct. 11,1984 RANGER&#13;
? ' — True blue Brewer fan boos phony Cub fans&#13;
by Steve Kratochvil&#13;
Hey? Hey! Cubs choke! Cubs&#13;
choke! Cub fans, this dud's for you!&#13;
Everybody except the frequently&#13;
narrow-minded Cub fan knew it&#13;
was going t o happen, it was just a&#13;
matter of time. TTiis year the Cubs&#13;
waited until October to fold up&#13;
shop, which is a month or two longer&#13;
than it usually takes. It was almost&#13;
worth struggling through the&#13;
Brewers season to see the Cubs humiliate&#13;
their fans on national television.&#13;
Okay, the Brewers had a bad&#13;
year. Thirty-seven games out of&#13;
first place is nothing to be proud&#13;
of; however, I am not ashamed to&#13;
be a Brewer fan. I stick with my&#13;
team regardless of how they perform.&#13;
I am not going to jump on&#13;
the Cubby bandwagon like so many&#13;
fair-weather fans are doing.&#13;
Cub fans are a curious breed.&#13;
There were very few of t hem; they&#13;
were almost extinct...until this&#13;
year. Remember 1969, so-called&#13;
Cub fans? Let me refresh your&#13;
memory. 1969 was the year the&#13;
^Cubs blew a 9-game lead to the&#13;
New York Mets. I know that is past&#13;
history, but this article deals primarily&#13;
with the many "false" Cub&#13;
fans, and to a lesser extent, the&#13;
Cubs themselves.&#13;
In 1969, the day after the Cub&#13;
lead vanished to the Mets, there&#13;
were only 2500 people in the stands&#13;
at Wrigley Field. (I've seen more&#13;
people at a Parkside basketball&#13;
game.) The Cubs were only one&#13;
game out, but where were those&#13;
loyal fans? The fans quit on than.&#13;
A comparatively smaller town,&#13;
Milwaukee, drew 1.6 million fans&#13;
this year for a last-place team that&#13;
televises only thirty of its games.&#13;
Many tim es the Cubs had to struggle&#13;
to attract one million people to&#13;
the gate. Let's face it: the advent of&#13;
cable TV has increased Cub popularity.&#13;
Combine that with a rare&#13;
winning season, and everybody is a&#13;
Cub fan.&#13;
Remember that fat, bald-headed&#13;
man who announced for the Cubs?&#13;
No, it wasn't Humpty Dumpty. It&#13;
was Jack Brickhouse. Brickhouse&#13;
broadcast for the Cubs for some&#13;
thirty years, and this alone made&#13;
him great. I remember one time&#13;
Jack called a play like this: "Back,&#13;
back, back, oh the wind held the&#13;
ball up and it's caught by t he Met&#13;
third baseman!" C'mon, Jack, the&#13;
wind can't stop a ball that much!&#13;
Anyway, he is in the hall of fame.&#13;
Why? You tell me. He exemplifies&#13;
a Cub fan. He thinks with his heart,&#13;
not with his mind.&#13;
Then there is Wrigley Field,&#13;
home of the Cubs. Have you ever&#13;
had nature call on you there? If you&#13;
have, you have experienced the&#13;
thrill of relieving yourself in a&#13;
horse trough! The scoreboard is&#13;
rusty and outdated. They have&#13;
vines on the outfield wall instead of&#13;
padding. And something is missing&#13;
(m th e upper deck -Mlights.&#13;
When is the Cubs organization&#13;
going to come out of the dark ages&#13;
and see the light? I know...tradition.&#13;
Well, if you believe in the Cub&#13;
tradition, why woe you a fan this&#13;
year? It is a tradition for Cubs to&#13;
lose! If you are a traditionalist at&#13;
heart, give me your modern car and&#13;
I will give you a horse and buggy.&#13;
It is also a tradition to pay an&#13;
outrageous amount of money to&#13;
park your car. One can have the&#13;
privilege of paying as much as $15&#13;
to park, if he is lucky enough to&#13;
find a parking lot near the ball&#13;
park. If the Cub organization really&#13;
cared about their fans, they would&#13;
destroy that archaic dump and&#13;
move to a place where there is&#13;
ample parking and easy accessibility.&#13;
I really cannot blame the Cub organization&#13;
for not giving th eir fans&#13;
a better facility, because they don't&#13;
deserve it. It's a two-way street.&#13;
Women's cross country&#13;
Team grabs third place in meet&#13;
by Eric Hilmoe&#13;
The Parkside women's cross&#13;
country team took i ts show on the&#13;
road last Saturday and came away&#13;
with a third place. Michelle Marter&#13;
led Parkside, finishing second with&#13;
a personal best time of 18:33.&#13;
The only runner to beat Marter&#13;
was NAIA All-Am eri can Linda Marqua&#13;
rdt. Marquardt broke away&#13;
early and coasted to victory in a&#13;
time of 17.33.&#13;
The meet was won by Milwaukee,&#13;
who had a final score of 44.&#13;
They were followed by the host&#13;
team, Loyola, who finished with a&#13;
score of 47. The Ranger women&#13;
captured third with a score of 67.&#13;
Wheaton and North Park rounded&#13;
out the top five with scores of 100&#13;
and 150 respectively.&#13;
Coach Mike DeWitt said of the&#13;
third place finish, which improved&#13;
Parkside's record to 21-21, "I t was&#13;
probably the second best performance&#13;
of the season." DeWitt also&#13;
mentioned that five out of eight&#13;
runners turned in personal best&#13;
times of the season. Other Parkside&#13;
finishers included Jill Fobair, 12,&#13;
Sarah Hiett, 13, J ulie McReynolds,&#13;
19; Julie Wunrow, 21; Colleen&#13;
Wiesmer, 23; Carol Romano, 40;&#13;
and Cathy Polacheck, 41.&#13;
Golf&#13;
Team takes second in Oshkosh&#13;
by Robb Loehr&#13;
On Oct. 2 the Ranger golfers&#13;
traveled to Oshkosh for the UW-&#13;
^ Oshkosh I nvitational. At the end of&#13;
the 18-faole event, Oshkosh finished&#13;
at the top of the standings, while&#13;
Parkside posted a 393 total, just&#13;
five shots behind the host school.&#13;
Rick Elsen was Parkside's first&#13;
individual medalist. His round of&#13;
(34-38}-72 included three birdies.&#13;
Coach Steve Stephens said this&#13;
was a tight tournament all the way,&#13;
and with a few breaks, his team&#13;
could have finished first. Other&#13;
scores for Parkside were: Mike Ritacca&#13;
with (39-38&gt;-77, Scott Schellpfeffer&#13;
with (39-39)-78, Kyle Comgall&#13;
with (43-37&gt;-80 and Ken Maegaard&#13;
with (45-41)-86.&#13;
The Rangers' nod challenge is&#13;
the NAIA District 14 tournament to&#13;
be held at the Stevens Point Country&#13;
Club on Oct. 7-9. There are nine&#13;
schools participating, including all&#13;
but two of the W.S.U.C. (Wisconsin&#13;
State University Conference)&#13;
schools. The favorites, according to&#13;
Stephens, are UW-Eau Claire, UWStevens&#13;
Point, UW-La Crosse and&#13;
Parkside.&#13;
The Cub organization could care&#13;
less about its fans, and the fans&#13;
could care less about the Cubs -&#13;
Mexcept when they are winning.&#13;
Lee Smith, who has pitched well&#13;
for the Cubs all season, came in relief&#13;
in a game against Pittsburgh on&#13;
Sept. 20. Smitty did not do so well,&#13;
and finally manager Jim Frey had&#13;
to take him out of the ball game.&#13;
Smith was booed unmercifully by&#13;
the Cub fans, (hie kid about nine&#13;
years old yelled, "We don't want&#13;
you anymore! You stink!"&#13;
Larry Bowa, Leon Durham,&#13;
Keith Moreland and Scott Sanderson&#13;
have all felt the wrath of the&#13;
Cub fan. Do you think the Cubs&#13;
would have been winners without&#13;
all these players? I doubt it. They&#13;
deserve a better audience to play&#13;
for.&#13;
Cub fans also support the Boston&#13;
Celtics, the Edmonton Oilers, the&#13;
Miami Dolphins and any other&#13;
team that appears unbeatable. Ask&#13;
the majority of Cub fans something&#13;
about 1983 and you will get an "I&#13;
don't know" or "I forgot" for an&#13;
answer. Lea Elia, former manager,&#13;
once said, "Cub fans are brainless,&#13;
unemployed bums who know nothing&#13;
about baseball!" This is undoubtedly&#13;
an overstatement.&#13;
Ex-Brewer skipper Rene Lachman&#13;
said "Brewer fans show a lot&#13;
of class." I can't argue with that.&#13;
Lachman was given a standing ovation&#13;
at the end of the year for his&#13;
efforts. He did his best, and that is&#13;
all you can ask of any human bong&#13;
in any situation. Brewer fans know&#13;
this.&#13;
I was at County Stadium in&#13;
September of 1984, rooting for the&#13;
Brewers, just like I was in October&#13;
of 1982. Th ose of you who cheered&#13;
the Cubs in October of 1984, woe&#13;
you cheering for the Cubs in&#13;
September of any other year?&#13;
If your answer is yes, congratulations!&#13;
For what it's worth, the Chicago&#13;
Cubs are the NL Eastern division&#13;
champs, and you alone deserved&#13;
to sip champagne on September&#13;
24. It's too bad you had so&#13;
many free loaders on your championship&#13;
ride. At one time we had&#13;
some, too, but they are yours now.&#13;
The Cubs may have a better&#13;
team than the Brewers do, but the&#13;
Brewers have better fans than the&#13;
Cubs. We Brewer fans appreciate&#13;
our team and we will t ake the ribbing&#13;
over the winter. If, however,&#13;
the Cubs should falter in 1985 and&#13;
the Brewers rise to the stop -Mstay&#13;
away from County Stadium, Cub&#13;
fans. We d on't want or need your&#13;
kind.&#13;
Wrestling&#13;
begins&#13;
Practice for wrestling begins&#13;
Monday, Oct. 15 at 4 p.m. with two&#13;
grueling hours of constant drill.&#13;
Coach Jim Koch, in his 15th year&#13;
as head coach for the Parkside&#13;
wrestling team, said "I'm very optimistic&#13;
this year for the squad. It's a&#13;
small team, but there are no weak&#13;
links. Also, i t is one of the hardest&#13;
working groups of guys I've had in&#13;
a long time."&#13;
The wrestlers must be prepared&#13;
for physical and mental battle.&#13;
"You can't have a weakness, or you&#13;
will get manhandled mentally and&#13;
physically. Wrestling is the most&#13;
physical collegiate sport," Koch&#13;
said. The Rangers will start their&#13;
season at the UW-Stevens Point&#13;
Open on Nov. 9 and 10. The first&#13;
home meet is Dec. 8.&#13;
Voter registration great&#13;
Continued from Page 2&#13;
and political parties are always&#13;
looking to put their effort in registration&#13;
in areas where they are assured&#13;
a positive vote for the candidate&#13;
they are supporting.&#13;
"Praise the Lord." I applaud the&#13;
•4 members of the faculty and staff on&#13;
campus who are planning to hold a&#13;
voter registration drive. As the&#13;
present PSGA Chairman of the&#13;
Legislative Affairs Committee I can&#13;
envision the expansion of their&#13;
work into the school registration&#13;
process, and in that way enabling&#13;
the continuous registration of&#13;
newly eligible voters at the start of&#13;
each new semester.&#13;
Since the beginning of this letter&#13;
I've changed my opinion about&#13;
political parties registering students&#13;
on campus. Now my feeling is that&#13;
they should stay away because as&#13;
the old saying goes, "As the sapling&#13;
is bent, so grows the tree." Parkside&#13;
is in the business of growing&#13;
straight and sturdy trees that can&#13;
weather any storm. Again I salute&#13;
those faculty and staff members involved&#13;
in the upcoming voter registration.&#13;
Franklin Kttczenski&#13;
Puzzler&#13;
answer&#13;
&lt;—WELCOME—)&#13;
ATHLETE OF THE WEEK&#13;
•••••••••••••••&#13;
Michelle Marter&#13;
Cross Country Runner&#13;
Michelle, a freshman from Beaver Dam, was&#13;
2nd at the recent Hillsdale, Mich. Invitational.&#13;
She was 1st at the Indiana Manchester Invitational,&#13;
setting a new course record of 18.45.&#13;
Other recent Finishes include a 2nd at the&#13;
Loyola Lakefront Invitational and 44th at the&#13;
Midwest Collegiate competition at Parkside.&#13;
Congratulations, Michelle, and Good Luck in&#13;
the Future.&#13;
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