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$26 million one-time boost - Committee proposes faculty pay raise
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Fun in
the sun?
University of Wisconsin-Parkside
Ranger photo h} ()a\ c Mt•l<;, O)
These students started ~pring break early on Frida}, Mart·h !!. The
sign on the left says "We c·an 't afford to go to Florida". Students
went on campus trips over break, inl'luding Russia, Ne\\' York City
and Florida. Others were fort•ed to sta~ put in the area•~ "spring"
weather.
$26 million one-time boost
Committee proposes
• faculty pay raise
The state should spend $26.6 million
for a one-time pay boost to
begin making UW System faculty
salaries competitive with those of
comparable state universities, a
study committee said last week in a
preliminary recommendation.
Nearly $18 million of the total
would come from state taKes, and
$6.3 million from student tuition
and [ees increases, the Faculty
Compensation Study Committee
said. The remainder would come
from federal funds and other sources.
The panel was appointed by Gov.
Anthony Earl and UW System
President Robert O'Neil last
September to review faculty pay
and suggest ways to make it more
competitive.
The panel was formed after complaints
were made when Earl and
the state legislature froze faculty
wages for 1983 and granted a 3.84
percent increase for this year.
At a report drafting session.
panel members agreed that faculty
salaries should be boosted by using
one-time "catch-up " money.
provided through tax dollars and
student fees.
The recommended size of the
lump-sum raise is based on the
middle range of salaries paid to the
faculty members at comparable
state universities surveyed, the
panel said.
It's difficult to compare salaries
using tables provided by the university
because they show the average
salary at each academic level - professors. associate professors. assistant
professors and instructors.
According to the table for the
1983 salaries, Parkside staff ranked
about third in each category. behind
Madison and Milwaukee Salaries
range from $15,341 for an in·
structor to $35,726 for a profes.~or.
Although committee members
were specific .a~ut the one-time
pay raise, they were divided on
how it should be funded. After discussion. there wa~ some
consensus that the UW System
Board of Regents should not simply
raise tuition. But some pen.ons also
said the option should not be left
out of the committee's final report.
Beside use of state taxes and a
tuituion increase, a third funding
source was given - reallocating or
shifting funds within the UW System.
State Administration Secretary
Doris Hanson, a to-chairman or the
panel. said Earl would urge the
Legislature to empower all st.lie
agencies. including the UW System,
to cut costs and shift savings internally.
State agencies now have only
limited ability to reallocate money. One panel member. Sen ,John
Norquist (D-M1lwaukee1 said the
Legislature would not approve pay
increases if no intrmal cosl-<'uthng
was attempted.
Vol. 12 No. 24
PSGA
Election results
PSGA election ballot
March 7 & 8
President
Scott Peterson - 409
Dwight Mosby - 277
Vice President
Paul Johnson - ,180
• Joe Vignieri - 220
Senatorial Candidates:
(The top nine vote getters are winners)
Barbara Johnson - 456
Gregory Holcomb - 43R
Rhonda Gerolino - 420
Ernestine Weisinger - 420
Marcia Ostrowski - 417
Franklin Kuczenski - 410
Adrian Serrano - 408
Jan Kratochvil - 390
Napoleon Scarbrough 318
Janice Block - 137
(write-in)
Ron Be lee - 109
(write-in)
SUFAC
(Segregated University Fees Allo<'ations Committee)
Pat Hensiak - 464
PUAB
(Parl«lide Union Advisory Board)
Bruce Preston - 352
Joe Cucunato - 243
Referendums
We, the student• of UW-ParltJ1ide, agree to •upport th.:
UW System student lobby, UNITED COUNCIi,, through a
mandatory fee, refundable upon written requear, or $.SO per ,emester.
369 NO
306 YES
We, the 1tudent1 of UW-Parluide, agree to the change of Article V, Section I in tlu! Parluide Student GoL•ernment
CoMtitution, whereby lnion Operating Board i, changed to
Parluide Union Adui.Bory Board.
513 YES
/JS NO
See inside stories on outgoing and incoming
PSGA officers.
! Tbarsday, Mattb ZZ, 1984 I Letters to the Editor I
United Council
seeks opinions
Dear Students:
As the Ac-ademlc Afflll!"I Dua-tor
for the Uruted Council of Umversitv
of WISCOflSm Student Go~ernments
and a member oI (',()\'. Earl's
Study Committee on Faculty Compensation.
I would hke to hear your
roncems about the Issue of faculty
and staff compensation
The importance of the assue to
aradenuc quality and 8ct'eS5 at each
UW campus warranli significant
student input mto the formulauon
of the Study Comm11tec·s rerommendllllons
to state government
and the Board of Regents That ,s
\l hy I ._.'allt your input
Other mter~ted parties. 1.e. faculty.
legislators and so on. ha\e
been gmng their input. and stu-
~nts should be domg the same
Otherwise, students· concl'm, ma}
not be adequately r~~ted m
the fu\31 .solution to the probkm.
Although you likely recognize the
complQlllty of the faculty and academic
staff compensauon problem,
\1>U :should fttl free to comment on
any aspects of tt. as the others have
done, without knowing all tbe de,.
tans ,
Se\·eral main toptl'S come to
mind The on~ effects of the
current pay pbn might be a good
p!Me to start. Changes m the deternunauon
of the faculty and academic
staff i>a>· plan may be neces•
sat')'. And to what extent ~hould
faculty and academic staff compens:.uon
be mcre.ased (If at am? How
should money for pay ra1~es be di-~-
tnbuted between campuses and
vmhtn l-ampuse,.? If there is to be a
pay raise. the question of where the
money should come irom must be
answered That quesllon enrompasses
among others. such pos.~1b1ti•
lies as expanded Board of Re51ents
uthonty to reallocate budgeted
funds or to set twtion 1,1,1thoul legis•
lah\C O\~ht
Obviously. the list can be made
longer and more specific. \\'hat is
important. though. is that you gi,·e
your tnput on any items. whether
on the list or oot If you send your
concern:. to me. I v.-1l1 forward
them to the Study Committee and
other mterest.ed parties.
For optimal considerataon, I
should hear your concerns by
Mardi 31 Howe.,.er, comments r~
cewed after that dale will also be
useful Send vour l'Omments to me
at United Council. 8 W Mifflin St .
Room 203. Madison \\1 53703
Smcerclv.
Chari~ ~turn.
Academic /\Hairs Director
• The case
by Andy Burbanao
\\rule 1t is perhaps reasonable to
be \\-al)' of groups sbanng pitchers
of beer cgh·en current legislation).
tt is not reasonable to automatically
transfer uus logic to 20 oz beers U
a person is determined to share
hi~ her cup or beer. then having a
16 oz. as opposed to a 20 oz. is
hardly a creditable deterrent. Nei•
lher is an extra two ounces more
likely to promote ·excessive· illegal
alcohol consumption. U under nineteen
drinking should OC<'Ur \\-1th any
sue cup. it will be Illegal It will not
be more illegal to dnnk four ounc:es
than of two ounceBr
far the mam unpact of reducing
the beer cup siies will be felt by
the majority or eligible and responsable
beer drinkers for the rca·
sons outlined below
ADDITIO'.'.AL rosr:
PRE.\Ul".\l
20 ounce - 90' - 4 a per ounc·e
12 ounre - 65' - 5 4' per ounce
I Write a letter I
to the Editor
for the 20
REGULAR
85' 4 25' per ounce
60 • 5 00' per ounce
As -shown above a regular patron
of the Uruon Square makes a mod·
est sa\;ngs an buymg the larger size.
If such a person was required to
buy the 12-oz. stze only. the real
rost of each 20 ounces or premium
beer would be $1.08 over the
present 90' - a butlt•in price infla•
Uon of 20 ... o.
DETERIORATION OF SERVICE
Because each person must indi·
\·tdually transact his purchase as
opposed to group purchases. which
are common at present. the lraf£ic
al the bar area will mentably be
heavier. If the smaller cup rule is
enforced, this situation will further
deteriorate as patrons are forced to
return for a refill more often.
I suggest this \\lll result in a delenorahon
of services, both al the
poml of sale and m secondary areas
,-uc::h a~ rleanmg and supervision
ouncer
DISRUPTION OF GROUP
ACTIVITIES
Group happenings. already nega•
lively impacted by the service prob•
lems. will be discouraged further
by the cumulatively disrupting effect
of members· shufCling back
and forth from the bar.
As mentioned. each purchase
must be made personally. therefore.
unless everyone can be e n•
couraged to drink at precisely the
same rate. the smaller size cup is
going to increase the number of in•
terruptions to a group event.
SECONDARY COST
In addition to the direct cost of
reducing beverage sizes, the students
will inevitably be asked to
pick up an mdrect cost. Ultimately
the negative impact of deteriorating
service and <'Onvenience will result
m reduced patronage of the Union
Square and an mcreased subsidy
from 128 funds. which student rep•
resentatives will be asked to ap•
prove
Campaigners coming
Ted Mondale, son of OemO<'ratic
candidate Walter Mondale . ._.;u be
on campus today from 12:30 to 2
pm. in the Union Bazaar. Mondale
will speak about the presidential
campaign and hold a questionanswer
session.
WRITERS
************
Campaign officials for Kenosha
Mayoral candidate Bill Pocan will
be al the Mondale forum to answer
questions concerning their candidate.
and show their support for
Walter Mondale.
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fre§ident. vice president
1
Peterson, Johnson new PSGA officers
bv Jennie Tunkieicz · News Editor
When the final PSGA ballots had
t,een counted and totaled, Scott Peterson
and Paul Johnson came out
on the top. Peterson won the presi•
denllal election by 132 votes; John•
soo won the vice president election
by 160 votes. ~he two new ~ecu•
tM officers will be sworn m tonight
at the inaugeration ceremony
at 8 p.m in Union 104.
Scott Peterson
Three years ago. Scott Peterson
mo\ed with his family to Kenosha
rrom Kansas City. " I figured I
would go to Parkside for a year and
then go to a bigger school some- whert> I didn't get involved in any•
thing on campus my first year and I
didn't like it:·
Peterson decided to stick it out
al P,trk:-ide for another year and he
itot involved in cheerleading. then
la5l ~pnng he joined the Senate
:'\ow Peterson is in his third year at
Parkside. and he loves it.
lie decided initially to get in•
\·ohed m student government be•
rau,l' he is a political science
maJOr. ''I thought it would be good
expenenre. You·ve got to start
somewhere 1f you plan on gomg
into politics," he said.
Hi, friends began urging him to
rons1der running for PSGA pres1-
dent,Y- m the future. •'People
tarted telling me, "Scott, next year
that \\tU be you running for presi• dent" and 1 said "No way!" I
didn't thank that I could ever really
do 11 But I did keep the idea in the
batk of my mind. I think I really
det'1ded to run for president last
Ml during the elections. I was one
ot the senior senators by then ber:iuse
so many people had dropped
out I had also b<>come Senate ProTemporc,
the top spot m thl' $(-n~
ate I felt I had the experience and
that I <·ould do a lot for the orgam•
zation as President "
Intense campaigning and good
organizatwn are the faclOI'$ that
P!!terson attributes to his elet·tton
sue<·ess Peterson said he looked
back ti former PSGA president
Jim Krueser·s campaign strategies
The pre<ident said that he worked
so hard rampa1gning that he was
sick for several days after the elecllon
"The last week of campaign•
mg was the roughest week of my
llfe The polls were open 22 hours
and I was out there practically the
\\h,,le time walking and talking to
people and shaking hands. But ii
"'as worth 1t. ,t paid orr."
Smee Peterson made his d1..>c1s1on
to run for president in the fall, he
was able to prepare his campaign
strategy and to organize "I kne"
11,hat I was gomg to run on and how
to campaign
The new president is still in
ho(-k over his victory. " It really
didn't hit me until break. I JU;;t
hope I can do a good job for every- one ..
lurn1?er photo b\ &b Kiesling
The ne,, PS(~ \ president and , it·e pr~idcnt arl' S( 011 Pt-ter.nn (le(ll and Paul John,on.
sary time If the) are not. then the)
should get out Thi, as not just a
weekly meeting. it 1~ much more
and tht'rc b a lot to do. I also bope
to see more things come out the
Senate rather than the cxecuu-. c
branch 1n111aling and ongmatmg
thmgs."
Peter;on ,s , ery enthUSNI about
beginning h1, ;,ludent government
admm1stra1ton •·rd ltke to thank
the Pa:rtside for electmg me pregdent
and thank my campaign people
"'ho were just great I m G()lDg
to ti) my damnest to do a good job
wort for the students and rnne Pmside better
Paw Johnson vras born and raised
m a Slll3ll town m Tennessee
He graduated m 1968 from Greenevilie
High School Fi\;e da) fter
graduation Johnson was sent to
fanne Corp boot romp Two of his
lour )'e;lJ'S tn the Luincs were
spent m \ ,et mi.. nod be wa d
charged m 1m
Johnson has had \7l!10US 0ttupa
uons. as \\ U as a diverse n etnK"
background After spending SC\'mll
}cars ln food seM<"e managl'fflmt
Johnson attended a busmess rollesc
and rccetved an ~te d m Business dm1mst.rat1on and Ac-
<'OUllting He also obtamed a degree
m general bookkeeptng and ac
counttng through a ~ndcntt.'
course " In lay Im I mamed a -.cry
love!~ and understanding )l>U~
ladv he said Barbara Johnson.
Paul's wife was elected to the S<.-nate
this spring
Johnson worked in tol!Struction
until 1978 'I.hen be decided to mm
to \J;ISCOnSln m search of bettez
emplo}ment oppotturuti He reNow
Peterson can begin addressing
some of the issues he feels very
strongly about. The first and foremost
issue on Peterson's agenda ts
the Union operations and polides
" I want to find out what is going on
in the Union. who's really makini:
the polices? Is it PUAB (Parkside
Union Advisory Board>. or Bill Niebuhr
and Carla Stoffle? I feel
PUAB can be a very powerful and
rl'presentahve body but I just want
to see that PUAB does nrr}
weight"
"Hopefully, 1 would like to be
able to sa\'e the pitchers and rarafes.
if it's possible. l feel that an}
type of proh1b1hon is no "''a}' to
solve problems There 1s shit a
chance (to keep pitchers and carafes)
and I \\-,II work for 1t!"
Noniinations available for
Teaching Excellence Award
Peterson also plans to gel the
Senate and other organizations
more mvolved in processes with administralton
"What I meant by my campaign
slogan. "Peterson will stantl up to
admmistratton," 1 that ,f therc·s n
problem and .1dminbtration L~ not
lt~tenmg to us, then I feel other or•
ganizahons along -.nth m)self, the
vice pre.,ident and senator should
meet with .idm1mstrat1on so that
we have a strong showmg There
are a lot of h ues that others w11l
know a lot more about than me and
we w,11 work much ~tier together.
we will be more effective. If we
m1..>et with the administration at
one ume. we will ha,e a sho\lo of
strength, and show that we are out
there and that we car I think if \lC
can start domg that It will be a real
breakthrough ·•
He also wants to hold more
meet111gs w,th the adrrunistration m
the PSGA ofhre. "Now it IS like we are going to their le\:el, Wee they
are above us I think more thmg-.
can be accompl!!,hed 1£ we are on
the same level •· The spring Senate eltcltons.
along with some people who w,11 be
appomted to Senate seat~. will
nearly fill the Senate. Although Peterson
is happy to see a Cull Sen.1te.
he hopes that the senators are prepared
to fulfill their commitment.
"1 hope the new senators know
what they are gettmg into and that
they are wHbng to put tn the necesThe
Teaching Excellence Award
Committee is acceptmg nomma- uons for the 1983-84 Teaclung 1-:'I:•
cellencc Awards The awards are
gh en to two faculty members who
have shown outstanding te:iching
abtlil) dunl18 the past }ear
;-.;omlD3tion forms will be a\'lltla•
ble m the PSG t\ office (WI.LC
D13i>. Ral18er Office 1\\1.LC 0139
SOC OHtce IUmon 203 • all dh'lSlon
al offices and at the Uruon lnforma
uon Desk Students -.,,,11 be able to
nominate one facult) member and
g,~e their reason for the nomma•
tlon Students are limited to one
norruoation each AU contmumg
full-time members of the facultJ
and teaching academic staff are ell
g1ble to rece,~e the award The
wu1ners or the award an the bst
two )e:t.rs \\111 not be considered el1gi'ble
to \\1n the award this year
In addition to the student nom1•
nations, dmsion head will be
asked to nomrnate the top ten percent
of the faculh· m their di\•·
sions. The A\\ards Committee.
composed of four students and four
faculty members, \\111 then weigh
the dMsion chair's recommenda•
lions, along ...,,th the student nominations
to determme the a\\-ard
wmners.
Particularly important to the
nonunat.ions. the committee said. IS
the rationale behind the nominations.
These will be weighed wtth
the di-.·1Stonal chair s nomlnation
rauonales.
Past winners of this award mclu•
de Don Kumrmngs U97i). Teresa
Peck ( 19i8 • Chong maw Chen Andy Buch:tnan. Jill \\ ~ icl
(19781. Tim Bcll (1979). Robert sen Valerie O n and &ott Petr.r
F. er fl980I. Oln:er Hay.11rd son The romnutt members \\ II
(1981 , \\ayne Johnson (198% be a, 1la le to D) q
Keith Y.ani nm, and Wilham lions~ then-um
Rieber 0983) The nonunaoon form, ma be
Farult) members on this }-eM deposited t the up loclti
Awards Committee are \\aynt' nd the librUJ I rn ng ter
Johnson Don Kumrrungs \\1Uum omlnauoni "'II b u-allabl
Rieber lcha.u and Ketlh \\Md The !aff'h 22 Th dllnc for nomtnJ
students on the tomnuttee ar M JO
----------~----~~~~~~-, i TEACHING EXCELLENCE AWARD 1 I NOMINATION FORM I
ll\11 roottnum (ull time members of thr lacult, nd tu bini ac.-adm1 I
rtan are c-hg,blr to tt'ttJ\l' au av.ard Thr 'Ill nO<'n of tbf' ·"•rd D t '° I ... It\\ o , ears "lll nol be ron df'ttd dit\blf' to " n the I H rd I
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I Th~ form nm be deposited at an, of tb~ follo\\ Ina lonuons The PSGAJI
Offitt I\\ Ll.C D13il, Rallf,tt Offttt \\\ LI.C Dl291. SOC OffiN, Unloa JI I an dl\isionat om~. tbe Union lnfomuiuoa Dest and lllr IJbran l.r»11 t.:.::: __________________ J
Tllanday. Mardi !%, 1984
Buenker-PhilliP.s, Scoon
PSGA executives leave office satisfied
After torught's anaugurauon of
ne'A officers. Jeanne Buenker-~llips
and Mae Scoon will no k>nger
be PSCA president and \ice presadent
but they \!!ill tea, e office feeling
confident that th~ accomplished
somethmg dunng their terms
If tor nothing else. th~ both are
happy lb.at the recent PSGA election
had a real race for the Senate.
a nu,ty for Partside"s student £0'.•
eminent
1 UUnk ., accomplished something
in the sense that we weren t
going to ha~ Im than rune people
nnmlnc for nine (Senate) sa1ts,"
~ Buenker•Pbillips · There were
actually 11 people running and
there was a contest One of our
goals wu to tey to rebulld the Senate
so m lhat sense. we accomplished
50methlng ••
Scoon said llut during the past
)-eM, PSGA has been fared With "a
\'CJ'Y unique sitU3tion <on ruM1ng
tfb the Senate at les.s than haU ca•
p;ldt) at times So bas1cally, our
committees are null and \oid, and
also we have a ~cry )oung Senate '
The new Sen:ite, which takes
~er tomgbt, has inexpenenre its
mo t common denominator Al·
ll105t all of the senators are nl!\\ to
PSGA and the remainder ha\"e less
than su months of .senatonal expenence
The ineJ:penentt of the sen.ltors
brings about man}' problems.
' They don't reahze ~-here the
power actually lies," said Scoon
' Someone needs to tell them the
power does lie In the Senate, not
Vilth the ex«uU\-e board "
Major disappoiatnwats
Buenker•Phillips and Scoon were
a ed what their 11UJ0r disappoint•
ment m office was, and the Senate
mexpcnence agam came up
Scoon otcd " the lack of quality
productl\11) from the Senate" as
hlS llU.)Or disappointment .. ~
are a lot of assues that we ha~e
brought up to the Senate that need
to be taken care of These Just v.ere
not done.,"
S.-:oon pointed out that he and
the president had to mate the mJ•
wti~e to bring ISSI.K'S to the forefront
• We had to do melhing
about the issues, and v.e shouldn't
ha\·e had to ha~e done an)-thing
That's what the problem 1s with the
)"OUDg Senate-the)· Just don't take
the horse by the re111s and get
things done." he said.
Buenker-Phillips said that her
major disappomtment as that a cor•
porate sponsorship policy still is not
completed There is currently a
policy draft, she said, but " I would
ha\-e liked to see that done before I
got out of office •·
Finalization of a corporate sponsorship
policy must come before
the PSGA Senate first so they both
think a policy Yt-On't be completed
untal the end of the semester.
''Originally, we bad hoped that at
would get done the ~nru.ng of
this mester.'' said Buenker•Phil·
lips
The corporate sponsorship 1SSUe
may be the last tSSue the Phillips•
Scoon dmuustralion d1rcclly addressed
as PSGA execul!\-es Scoon
talked to Chancellor Alan Gustin
last week about the \\11K' tastmg
~ent that was held Sunday
Scoon said he poull<'d out ty the
dlancellor llut the program as:ioasi•
,:ally corporate sponsorship \\1th
an alcoholic producer and g1, mg
nway free samples, and that"s
something that students ha\'e not
been allowed to do
"(The rhancelior) adnutted that
students v.-ere being kind or slight•
ed on this and that these programs
hould be held the same (He) said
that '11:e do ha,e to hold things
equal for C\er}body on rarnpu:; bec-ause
lhe campus is made up of
more than one group and what's
good for one bas to be ~ood for lhe
other," said Scoon
"lGuslun) was \el') recepli\'C and
he offered some solutions and he
promised that C\'erytlung v.ould be
equal for ever}·body," said Scoon
" I lecl that T couldn't ask for an)•
thing more than tliat.
PSG A aad lbe adm.uu,;tration
Both PSGA \'elerans feel that the
student go\:ernment-administrauoo
relationship lS good ··contrary to
some of the candidates' romp:ugru ,
1 feel as though "e have a good rebuonship
Ob\·1ou I) the admmistrauon
is going to Y.-ant certain
things done and the) ·re gOJng to say
the} want these done. but they
ha,e all~ed for us to negotiate
with them and to find out what the
FINANCIAL
ASSISTANCE
SC)PIIC))ICtRl~S/.J t·:\IORS
\\ ill , ou nt•t·d finaru·ial
a ...... i,tant·t· to <·ontiiuu· <·nllt·gt' "!
II ,our C,P \ j .. 3.:\ or highc•r. und )OIi ar.• :1 math.
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Ranl(er photo h~ Todd Herb,t
1.t•a,ini: r,(i .\', prr,1dl·m) and ,it-e pre,1dent·) are Jeanne Buenl..er•
Phllhp~ aod \hl.e ~roon
student,; want before actually having
anything unplement<'d "
Scoon said, ··They w.ten to us
and take us senously. They'\·e been
more than cooperah\e, They've
lle'\·er really hidden anything from
us l'\'e been really pleased .. deal•
ang \\1th them."
United Council
The Parkside student body voted
an tbas election against UW-P
rem~uning a paid partner of Umted
Council. the state-\\1de student lobbying
group, and both Buenker•
Phillips and Scoon are unsure if
PSGA ",U e\·er return 1t.s member•
ship. "'There"s always that pos;1bil•
1tJ," said Buenk.er-Phillip~. "Under
the new president and \lCe presi•
dent. I kind of doubt we'll see that
(returrungl becau$C they"re more
mtere,"ted m focu:;inl! on Parksa•
de "
"'l campaigned bard against
Uruted Counc1l," said Scoon. "At
fll"St I thou!!hl 1t was a good organi•
zauon 1 thi.nlt at does ha\'e its problem:;.
If the time does come, I can
see 1t being a useful orgarui.ation
for both Parkside and for the stu•
dents or the UW S\'~tem "
Sroon also said ·that terhnirally,
PSGA 1s obligated to run a referen•
dum on Parksade's Unned Counr1l
memberstnp at lea:.t once e,·ery
two years, so "1t could be on the
ballot ai:am next fall af the Senate
so \\ishes to \'ote that way. The
Senate can put anything they want
on the ballot ju.st a:. loni: as they get
a two-thirds vote, and then ll goes
up for a referendum They can do 1t
~ery :.emester 1f they want to. ·
Student Orgalllzation Council
One of the issues the outgomg of•
firers recently broul!hl to the attention
of the Senate 1s the problems
Wlth the PSGA-SOC (Student Orgamutaon
Councall relationship.
SOC as a subromm1ttee of PSGA
and 1s contemplating a~kmg for
major student organization status.
Buenker-Ph1llips explained that
the current problem is the long process
that tS involved in some of SOC
bUSJness. SOC's Budget and Review
Committee <B & RC) acts on something.
passes it to SOC as a whole,
wluch then forwards at to the PSGA
Senate. This process sometimes
takes a long time, and such business
taltes a lot of PSGA Senate
meeting lime.
"<B & RC) does a lot of reallocations
for projects, things the Senate
doesn 't know much about. So
they'll come to us to approve them-
-all these separate motions-and the
Senate asks questions, but even if
•SOC vice chairman) Dan Galbraith
explains these things to them, they
really don't know what"s going on."
"The problem,'' said Scoon, " is
that their tSOC's) minutes are filled
with other things the Senate
doesn·t want to pass. So it's really
difficult because you have to mo•
lion line by line (instead of passing
the entire minutes)."
"Right now," said Scoon, " SOC
is running fairly well and we think
they're going quite smoothly, and I
think it's time for a lillle more autonomy
for them. The old rules-the
rules that were passed maybe two
years ago-need updating .. .it would
streamline thmgs. li things start
really going bad with the way
budgeting is over there. PSGA will
hear about 1t and we can easily step
in and change things with additional
rules. But that ·s something the
Senate doesn't want to do-imposed our will on SOC.
"What we've done is ask (them)
to propose some way of eliminating
us approving line by line all these
budget transfers and that, because
1t it's going to be their organization
they' re going to have some way of
organ.wng it and running it themselves
a little bit more and they
•
RANGE)\
--. shouldn't have to wait for the Senate
to impose rules on them."
"All the other committees," said
Scoon, "when they want to change
their c_ommitt~ structure, proP<>st
a rule an committee, pass it in com.
mitlee and then bring it to the Sen.
ale, and have the Senate approve ,t
that way. That's the same thmg
SOC should be doing. SOC should
be proposing their own rules to run
their own organization, bring thm
to the Senate ... and have it deb.ited
on the Senate floor."
"SOC has this real problem with
the Senate," said Buenker-Phillips
"Many members of SOC see the
Senate as this big ogre or something
telling them what lo do and
what they can·t do. I think by k-t•
ting them change their rules and
then come to the Senate, they'd be
involved in the process and 11
wouldn't be as hard as if we said
'Here, these are your new rules and
live by them.'"
The Senate reputation
Scoon said, "Everybody points
their finger at the Senate. but real!)
the Senate isn't as bad as evl'I)
body makes 1t sound. Even though
we are a small body and w1• al'i'
having our problems, we try to
work peacefully with all the organ,.
zations on campus. It's ju t th.it
sometimes it ·s easy to point a hn
ger and say 'll 's the Senatt•'s
fault."'
Their PSGA backgroundi
Buenker-Phillips mtemed to the
PSGA Senate in June 1982 and
spent one year as a senator, dunng
which time she was ass1Stant pro
tempore, pro tempore and women's
affairs director for United Council
She resigned from the Senate because
she "didn't see the Sen.ite
working as it should be and at was
really hard to get anything accomplished.
I just got frustrated, so I
thought the best thing to do was to
get out."
She later ran for the presadeocy
but was unsuccessful. Phil Pogr~b.
was elected president and &otin
was elected vice president After
Pogreba suffered a serious autom•
bile accident last September, !koon
_ moved up to the presiden<·y and
named Buenker-Phillips his v1rr
president. They have smee switched
jobs.
Scoon joined the PSGA Serott•
three years ago and served 3!i ,,.
sistant pro tempore before being
elected vice president. He also
served as a student justice and Academic
Affairs committee chauman
Saying "good-b)e"
Leaving office, said Scoon, · is
sort of sad, but then again it"s llltlt
for a change. It"s like with tht
chancellor-you can stay 111rnhed
with one place for so long. then yoa
start getting sort of stagnant.
" It"s nice to be influential Wltb
what happens on campus," s.iid
Scoon. "What you think you rt
doing is good, you hope that m tht
long run it does turn out to bt
good. It'll be nice to come back Ill
three or four years and see. ll};t
bow the new vice chancellor IS
doing or how the new adntlssaons
policy will be doing. There's llung5
like that. Whether what we\·e doot
here in our past year has rellll'
been any good for the campus or
not. I think that'll be the rna.iM
test."
•
RANGER
-- Club Events
-
Veterans
Organization
The Vefs Organization is having
3 meeting on Monday, March 6 at 1
pm in the Career Resource Center.
They will discuss and plan the
Second Annual Vets· Run. The
profits for this year's run will be
donated to the Child Care Center
on campus, Muscular Dystrophy
and to the Disabled Vets' organiza1ton.
Volunteers are needed, and
vou don't have to be a vet to help.
Come to the meeting and pledge
}Our support.
Dart Team
The UW-P Dart Team will meet
tomorrow, Friday, March 23, in the
Rl>r Center al I p.m. All members
interested in qualifying for the
tournament against Lacrosse must
:ittend Remember. next week is
the tournament.
They will also be finalizing plans
tor the TR Ill, which will also be
held next week. and will be plannml(
their next event. the Great
Ste,1kout II· The Beginning of the
End New members, as always, are
1H•lrome.
ISO
The International Student Organ1zatwn
I ISO1 will hold a meeting on
F11dJy. :'\larch 23 at noon in Union
206 They will discuss ISO's April 20
elert1ons Offices open for nominations
in1·lude President. Senior and
Junior Vice Presidents. Seuetary
and Tn•Jsurer.
ASPA
\ntem-.:in Society for Personnel
Alfn11na~trators I ASPA l will be
holding a meeting on Wednesday,
\pnl 4 at I p m in Molinaro 112
The National ASPA Con\'ent1on and
PlltA dinners are a few of the ~ubJC('ts
to be discussed at this meet- mg
On ~1onday, March 26 at 5 pm. 1n :'\1olinaro 112, Jo Ann Goodyear,
Career Planning and Placement Director,
will speak on the topic of
the Resume and Interview Critique.
Students for
the Na tional
Unity Pa rty
The Students for the National
{!nity Party will hold an organizational
meeting on Wednesday.
March 28 at 1 p.m. in Union 104.
PAC
Parkside Association of C.ommunicators
/PACI Ytill meet on Wednesday.
April 11 at 1 p.m. in
Molinaro 109. The film entiUed
"Computers and the Future" W1U
be shown - don't miss this block•
buster film!
A Brewer Tailgate Trip is scheduled
for !\lay 6. Communication
majors and interested others should
contact Natalie Haberman for more
details concerning this fun-filled,
action-packed event You won't
want to miss it 1
Pogreba
• i,nproves
Ex-PSGA President Phil Pogrcba's
('ond111on ha:.. recently 1mpro\·•
ed. Pogreha suffered numerou; mjunes
and bram damage from I\
Sept. 17 automobile 3("{'1dcnt
Pogreba ha.-. been mo~ ed to a
!ope<:1al reh.ib11.Jtation center U\ LaCro~se.
His sister .said that heh no
longer comatose. although he still
docs not mo\'e or respond to vas1-
tors. His e}e:. do mo\c.;md his e)CS
seem more alert There 1s ·1111 a
great deal of pressure on his brain
and his doctors hope to perform
surgery soon to relil'\·e the pres
sure The doctors 1(1\'C the surgCI") a
25% chance of helping him improve,
but they do not specif) how
much that impro\ement ma) be.
Parkside receives $
More than $500,000 in gifts anc. grants supporting Parkside student
llnannal aid, scholarships and re- search activities was accepted
\farrh !I by the UW System Board
of Regents
The Regents accepted $20,000
from the National Aeronautics and
Space Administration (NASA> in
upport of a Parkside student res~rch
proJect at NASA ·s Ames
Vestibular Research Center in Mof•
fet Field, Cal.
Danit.'I M. Eggert. or Kenosha, a
P.1r~1de senior majonng in engineering
technology, is spending sev•
eral months at the Ames facility
working on sophisticated equip•
ment that performs space-related
mo11on sickness experiments.
Eggert's research, which is being
monitored by Paoo1de adjunct professor
of engineering te<"hnology
William Stamets. involves participating
in the design, analys1,; and
te~hng of a linear accelerator and a centrifuge, both of \\hu~h "-111 be
used e\'entuaU}' to C\'Dluate the e!-
kcl~ of certain kinds of mollon on squirrel,monke}s and rats dunng a
flight m space
Some a:.tron.iuts expencncc
nausea and \om1hng dunng .space
flight and Eggert's research Is designed
to help isolate the kinds of
persons be~t suited to space flight
Also ac-cepted by the R~cnts
W:1$ $487.15i from the federal Department
of Educauon·s Pell Grant
Program for student financial aid
The Regent, attepted $500 from
multiple donor.; for Park.~ide's Center
for Survey and Marketing Research,
a total or $1,485 from m~-
tiple donors for the James E McKeown,
Science OiVL>JOn Faculty and
Alumru Annual Fund :,eholarship~.
and $90 from mulUple donors for a
Park~1de readmg forum
s Thurscla}. larch %2, I j
Political party organizes
b) Patti Brad
and
Dr. Virgi.aua Burl.iagame
A ne" polilll-al party, the National
Unit>· Party (:".UP), was Conned
on ~ 4. 1984 m the W1srolbln
Room at the National 4-H Center in
Washington DC Principles and b)-
laws Yt'Cre adopted and officer,
were elected b\ the 76 men and
women who a~"ffl!bled from 3?
statei; and the Di.stnc:t of Columbia
John B Anderson. 1980 PrCQdffltial
candidate and former Congn!SSman
from llhnob, was elected
chairperson
The part) 's nc:rt wk is to gam
ballot status as a new part)' m ten
st.ates tand then morel in order to
quabfy legall> under the F t.'dcral
Elet'tions Commis.'10ff guidelines
Herc m Wisconsin the task 11011.
1s to or1r.1,n11e the new pohbftal
party on a i:ras., root:, le\'el and also
to acqwre the nettss:uJ signatures
lo gain ballot status The filing date
is June I 1984, and the partJ's national
comenllon v.111 be soon after
Why th1, mO\e no\\? B«'.ause
m11.Uons of Alllt'ncan~ are disillu
,1oned, distrustful, cynical apa•
theuc and alienated about the
present ineffecti\e tv.o-party system
A good article on this point
What
Ot n.tl,I I 81 n C tl
k n \\I
• ·31
(tt
~em
The Quiet COfTl)rlllY
can be found m P •• Political
eoce, Fall 1983 I>} Dr Ted Lcni1 (p
699 Dr l.oWJ dJSCUSSO the ftlll('
111)1hs of the lV.'0-partJ S)~ Another
good ~ oa the subjttt
D.md Broder s book, TIie Pan, 's
Chu. The fact that 47 of Amen
ran did NOT \'Ote to the last prcsi
denwl cla'tJon gn-es proof to the
eledorate s apath) and rt'Ut'at
l p IS aunmg .. , obtaining p.mr
status for the 1984 presidential ~
t1on as an altematne part) to the
present Oemocrauc and Republi
can p:uties
The first ~ meeting will
be bcld on Wedncsda) March 18 at
I p m m lhuon 104 The purpose of
the meeting as to orgarm.e and plan
part) strateg1 Establis.lung a
third politlt'al party v.1U gl\ c udenti
the opportunitJ to gJ\C thetr
input on the futUl'e or Amerira
The National Unit) Party tbcrefore
ded:1res their commitment to
these pnnaples
\\ e behe, e America needs a
party v.1lling to ronduct g(1\ m,-
ment in a r1nanoall) respomrbJe
\\'3Y to coupling C\"erf pr0gr2m
v.1th a speoficafion of appropriate
ancf.:;adcquate fUDding
\\ e beheve America need a
~ ronmutted to human righ
now?
here and abro:Mi Y.e are con I
ted to tht- clinunauon ot docnnu
mtlon m t"lier) aspttt oJ life nd t
tbe pubb poltn~ n ry lo
~ this goal
\\ e bchC\ e Amma need 11
pmJ of pnnnple to rtt.St4bb the
confidence r the Amcrlcm pcopk
m theu go\ ttruru!Dt The J)2rt
must be ~ roll'IP,l1~rut
and rcsponsl\"C to !ht- nfflh of llMpO<Jf
and dis.ct\~ - 111hktt
includes not ocl> poUd for
nonuc $(.'('UJll) but to msure t'QU,11
acttSS lO qualitJ eduaaUon
\\e belte\e Amff10 need
pan, dedicated to I.akin« the nd
m accq,tsng the clisaptille of II ~
emironmcnbl ethlt- and to poblic
polides dedicnt.ed to the fi liDIM>n
of that goal
\\ e behC\ e Amerka n part) undaunted b) the cm
of worting .-tlh U tnt .oClct)
lll1thout bct'oming mortgaged
to any
U )'OU h:n e art) qucstJom or need
more inrormauon about being a
pm of this effort to Ot'g.11UlC the
National Uruty Part) 1n the at of
W 1sconsln pl conuct
lvenen 639 2070 or Patti Bnld
632 2%01 oc attffld th mcrti on
\\ ed~) ftemoon
\\I'" I ~ on ,mpu
Apr I _.,h t p n 1
Placl'ment 011 r -'" I
A tough act to follow gn up to n Int, r~ C\'1,
6 Tbursda), Mareb 22, 198-4
Danish art displayed
Paintings and dra\\1ngs b)i Ingrid
Gjerlev Harper, a Danish-born art1st
whose e\OC3ll\e worts ba\e
been exhibited ln many places
around the U S • ~ ill be on display
through Thursda)', !\pnl S In the
CommuniratlOfl Arts Gal~
H.irper will present a slide-ii•
lustrated lecture on her •wk at 2
p m on Thursday. March 22 1n the
g;illery The lecture is free and
open to the public
Regular plier) hours are from 1
to 6 p.m loruby through Thurs-
<b, in ddltion the g:illcry ls open
from 7 to 10 p m Tuesda) and
V.ednesdlly AdrtllSSlon Is free
H rper worts graphic nrtlst
f r the 1tlv.-aukee Public Museum
nd the 111\\, ukee \us um of
Art for whirh she dCSignS items includmg
~ lcttns lm<brs and
ltl,ltaUOns
Her painlinp and dra,,,,ngs are
diarnctcrlstlcall) hgur:1tM' dwclllOR
on the contempl:ili\e They
oftffl re brooding and presented m
a highly structured format. Harper
frequent!) focuses on people 111 her
work, some or her still-lifes v.,IJ be
In the Parlts1de show
Harper. y,1)0 was born m S11keborg
Denniart, graduated from the
School for Applied Arts m Copen•
h:lgen, where she majored in design
She bokts a master or fine arts
degrtt from the Un1,-eml) of Iowa and a master of arts degree in
teachmg from the Um,ersll) or
N"° Hampshire. \\here she earned
a bachelor's degree m art
Her ,i,1>rts ha,-e been exhibtl«I
across the U S • including the 1983
Annual 'auonal Ora\\ mg and
Small Sculpture ShO\\ m Corpus
Christi. Texas Harper's ,,,ort \\On a putcllase award at that show She
also has exhibited m the Mid Four
Annual Juned Art Exh1b1t1on m
Kansas Cit). Mo • the Appalachian
Nauonal Drav.,ng Compcuuon m
North carolina. and in the Real
Surreal and Fantastic shov. m 'c"
Yorlt City
NEWS
BRIEFS
$, jobs info
The Fmanc12I Aid,. '.\11nontr Student
Programs and Job Serv1l·e orfices
will ha\·e tables ,et up on the
concourse by the bookstore. on
larch 26 and 2i from 9 a m. to 4
p m All students arc encouraged to
slop by for f1nanc1al and job sel"ire
mformat1on Deadhnt• for maxi•
mum cons1dcratwn is 1\pnl 15
The Stranger
is coming
MEMORANDUM
March 15, 198~
TO: All UW-Parks1de Employees and Students
FROM: Academic Staff D1shngu1shed Service Award Committee
Stuart L Rubner, Chair
Carla Stoffle Nick Burckel
Maureen Budowte
Tcoby Gomez
Richard Keehn
Jeanne Buenker-Ph1lhps
SUBJECT: Nom1nat1ons for Academic Staff D1st1ngu1shed Service Award
Chancellor Alan Gusk1n has announced that a d,stingu,shed service award of S500 will
again be awarded this year to an academic staff member for Exemplary University Serv
ce The above named selection committee has been established by the Academ,c
Stall Committee to establish criteria. invite nominations and recommend a rec1p1ent to
the Chancellor Should a member of the selection committee become a candidate for
the av.ard he she w II resign from the comm ttee
ELIGIBILITY
Non-teaching members of the academ c staff who hold appointments of 50 t,me or
more may be nom nated Those with Joint mstruct1onal/non-mstruct1onal respons1b1litles
(spec al sts adJuncts) will be ehg1ble for their non-teaching act1v1t1es A list of those eligible
s on the reverse side of the nomination form and available as noted below. Quest
ons about el g b l!ty may be d reeled to the chairperson Any member of the UW-Parks
de commun ty may nom nate
CRITERIA
Cr teria w II be espec ally d st ngu shed service which demonstrably benefits the Un1vers
ty of W1scons n-Parks de or the campus commun ty. and which exceeds the required
performance or h s her normal dut es or JOb respons b1hty at the Un1vers1ty, 1.e., 'above
nd beyond the c II of duty
Further II 1s expected that such d stingu1shed service would be related to his/her
profess onal trn n ng could have been one s gmflcant activity or service or a pattern of
exemplary serv ce over the years at UW-Parks de. and could have been performed or
ccomphshed on and or off campus
PROCEDURE FOR NOMINATING
1 Nom,nat ons should be subm tied on forms available at luf,:;r~;it1on kiosks in
the Union and Ma n Place and at the Library Learn ng Center C1rcu1a11u,i Desi(
All of the information reQuested on the form must be supplied.
2 Supporting documents tang ble ev dence etc v.ould be appropriate
3 Deadline for nom nations s Monday April 30 1984
4 Persons who are nominated will be notlf ed and given an opportunity to supply
add t1ona1 relevant information
5 The rec pent will be announced at the fall convocation
Ouest ons may be directed to the Chair Stuart L Rubner ext 2576
'
RANGER
!!!!
Roundtables readied
Wisconsin's Democratic primary
and caucus. the personal life of
Pre-1dent John F. Kennedy. Central
America and Russia are amon~
topics m the spring series or Parks1-
de ·s Social Science Roundtables.
The free public programs a~e
held Mondays at 12: 15 p.m m
Union 106.
Roundtable subjects, speakers
and dates are: • •·The Wisconsin Democratic
Presidential Primary and Caucus:
How Oo They Work? Whal Do
They :\1ean? ;· by Assemblyman
Jerfrey A Neubauer CD-Racine> .. a
member or the executive committee
of the W1!,consin Democratic
party. on March 26; _ . • ·•Communication and Socialization:
Children Learning to Communicate."
by Wendy Leeds Hurwitz
of the Parkside communication faculty.
on Apnl 2: • "Crisis m Central American:
An Ob~rver"s Report." by Wiscon-
~m Secretary of State Douglas LaFollette,
who recently returned
from Central America. on April 9;
• ··Sor1al Wetrare Spending: Too
Much or Too Little?:· by UW-Madison
economics profe.,;sor Ro~rt
Lampman, former director of the
Institute for Research on Poverty, on Apnl 16;
• "John F. Kennedy's Personal
Life: Does It Really Matter?.'' b~
Parkside history professor Thoma~
Reeves, the author of books on se-,•.
era! U.S. presidents and a recent
widely-praised book on Sen Joseph
McCarthy. on April 23. Reevel; wa,
recently granted a sabbatical dunng
the 1984-85 academic year to trare
the evolution or Kenned}·'s
thoughts about communist theory,
Soviet imperialism and dom~tir
subversion from JFK·s college days
to his assassination,
• " Impressions on the USSR," b~
Oliver Hayward o( the Parkside history
faculty, who 1s directing the
Parkside Soviet Seminar in Rus.,13
during March, on April 30
The Roundtable series 1s ro
chaired by political science proft>S
sor Kenneth Hoover and econom1{"s
professor Norman Cloutier and 15
sponsored by the Park.side Sooal
Science Division and the ll\\"EX
Department of Governmental \f
fairs.
Tutoring program
needs volunteers
Volunteer lo tutor!
Gain valuable experience!
Sharpen your skills!
If your grJde point average is at
least 2.0. you might want to berome
a tutor in a program that is
going mto Bradford High m midApril.
Initially. the program will be
run on two days a week from 7 iQ
a.m. lo 2.30 p.m. with tutorml(, for
now, being offered m Engh,h
Mathematics and Reading, You
may volunteer for any part or c,th•
er day (Tuesday or Thursday!. Interested
persons may contact Thl'I•
ma Yarborough, WLLD D175. ext
.2575.
Physics lectures set
Two special Physics Colloquia
Will be given on Friday. March 23
by Joe Meyer. president of the
American As.,;ociation or Physics
Teachers. The first. "Whither Sc1-
mce Edut·allon in America" will be
at 1 p.m m Greenqu1st 230 The
second is a demonstration program
titled ··Jnexpens1ve Demonstr:1hons
for Introductory Physics:· and "'"
be given al 3:30 p.m. in Greenqu1 ;t
I 01. Both talks are free and opE'n lo
the public.
PSGA's new officers
Continued from Page 3
was due to his intense t·ampaigmng.
''lam very happy about winning,"
he said.
The first item on Johnson's
agenda as vice president is to
change the Senate meeting times to
Fridays al 1 p m., which he feels
\\ill encourage more people to attend
meetings. Senate meetings had
been held on Thursdays at 8 p.m.
··1 hope to establish better communication
between the President
the Vice President and the Senate:
I also hope to encourage mor~
people lo gel involved in student
government. " Johnson said he
would also aid president &ott Peterson
by helping examine t.:nwn
operations.
''The referendum failed by a
very narrow margin of 63 vol~ I
feel that once we get our 01111
house in order we can then go to
United Council with a strong ('Om·
mitment."
The vice president will al,;o hold
an orientation for the new senators
"The senators will need to know
exactly what to do. It is not an easr
job. I don't want people coming in
here thinking there is nothing to
do-there is a lot," said Johnson
Ranger needs writers
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RA.'iGER
AwaY From the Number§ -- The Alarm sounds
by John Kovalic
Feature Editor
Aztec Camera, Big Country and
(",en L'2 have been hailed as the
ne11•' new wave of British music by
mo,t of the fad-crazed English
111u.,1r press. as well as that famous
rag. the Rolling 'Where's the Latest
Trend?' Stone.
Leal'ing U2 aside as a forerunner
of the movement, the first albums
(rom Aztec Camera and Big Counlr)
were a mixed kettle of fish,
being not unlike the little girl who
had a lillle curl - the high points
11ere e.xcellent, the low points were
bomd
Which left the door open for a
group to prove that the new romantl<'1>m
was more than just a brief
antithesis to the growing electropop
movement.
Enter the Alarm. stage left.
Hail.mg from Wales. the Alarm
first caught the eye of the Ameriran
pr~ with one of the best EP's
of la,t year A little airplay on MTV
and positwe reviews soon followed.
bot the success the band enjoyed in
Bntam - and that found in Amerira
by Big Counlry - was still elu1\e
to them on the left side of the
.\tlantic
If anything will bring them popu1:mty
her<'. 'Declaration' will.
The Alarm
Declaration
(IRS)
From the 45 sceond opening title
track, 'Dedarallon' lays it on the
bne •·T.1ke this song of freedom."
chants \'ocalist and songwriter Mike
Peters. ··and put 11 on and arm
}Ourself for the fight " ·Dedarat1on
I a rail to arm~ and an affirmahon
of the power and enc-rgy
of youth.
It's hard lo avoid the much used
comparisons to the Jam and the
~arly Clash. But the band isn't givmg
you a political statement so
~uch as a reminder that we have
Just as much say in our lives as any- one else.
As the first cut fades, 'Marching
On· picks _up wilh an energetic cry.
The opening lines again st.ate the
Alarm·s philosophy neatly "There's
a young boy standmg Stanng at
the world/ He can ·1 control his
anger/ You can see it in his eyE.'S!''
As well as a declaration of youth,
The Alarm gives a warrung to politicians
and statesmen. to everyone
who believes the young are powerless.
"Hear our sound. hear our voice We're growing stronger
And we'll go marching on ..
Chief songwriters Eddie Macdonald
and Mike Peters see m the
world a wasteland ''After all lime
building upl comes inevitable
kn«x'king down· is the cry from one
of their UK smgles. and third
album track 'Where W~re You Hiding
When The Storm Broke'>' which
should at least win a gramm) for
"Awkward Song Title of 1984"
'Third Light.' the next cut. 1, a
song on war m the trad1llon of th<'
Jam's 'Little Boy Soldiers· 'Sixty
Eight Guns' continue~ the string or
po!;t-punk power pop antheni- The
song shows more ~trurturc th:rn
most of the tracks on side one.
while rruuntammg the ideal-; and
messages that run throughout the
album. The lyrical h1ghpo1nt of the
side comes when Pete~ murmurs,
"Nothmg last, forever Is nil they
seem to tell you when you're
younf.\ ...
The c-hant of ·we Arc the Light
rlos<'S side one, and the rlcfiant,
Clubs on CamP.us
raw energy of Sh, ,ut to lhe lle\'11'
Opens lhe se.-ond s1d,•, "'hic.h works
better than the fir.,t f\\hirh tends to
come acro:;s as a collection of singles
as opposed to an album\ The
songs are tighter and 1'"0rk \\ell together,
meshing to fonn a ronlinu- ous. structured urut
'Blaze or Glo11' 1 another powerful
trac-k. begmnlllg v.1th one of
the best lme- on the album It s
funny how they shoot \'OU dov.11
v. hen your hand, are held up high "
The song, co-v.T1tten by Peters
,1a donald and gullari t Oa\e
Sh irp. 1s a \OW that 1f the young
are gomg to be beaten they II go
down frghtinl! • I'm leamioi ho\\
to hit back and I'm learrun,g how to
fieht." . houts Peters
'Tell Me,' "The Deem-er and
one-mmute \el'Sion of The 'land
follow: and the fmal trad:. Ho\\1-
mg Wmd,' ,~ another MacdonaldPeters
masterpiece
The ,\larm has a great album
here, w?urh onl) occastonall) lapses
mto the tntenes., the group has
,lullfull} nunaeed to D\-01d A line
that OOf1'lf'S lo mind 1s the wonder
lull) logical bat in Where \\ ere
You Hiding· that states The truth
b the Lruth Or the truth I surely a
he." What a lt'\elation'
<herall. 'Declarat1on· lS exrellent.
and 1f there lS an} Justitt m
the world thkelyl and 1f radio
programmers ham a mod1a1m of
rommon ~e (unlike!\ l, the encrg}
of the album should n be
bla. tang out or ~our radios
Listen lo ll A the l)TICS oI
Blaze of Glor)· go, \\'hen the
na1b are b1ung mto )Our hand and
the cross as ht'3\') on )'Our he3rt
Nov. JS the time to rl':llh nlake 11
tand
A knight at the park
Nearly a year ago the halls of
P,uks1dc resounded with the dm of
armed rombat. Fierce warriors
clad in armor were brandishing
rnords about and shouting faerre
b;ittle mes It may sound as though
tht~ was a dangerous time to be a studrnt al Parkside. There was no
real danger involved, however: the
' lic·rce warriors" were only engaging
m mork combat While the
armor was real, the weapons were not
This was a demonstration put on
by members of the Soriety for
Cre-.ittve Anarhronism IS.CA I. The
mtn and women. all dressed m me- d1~al and renaissance garb. were
memh(>rs of the Milwaukee chapter
of the society who had come to
Parkside hoping to start a group
here While the most visible acllvity
was the combat, there were also
dtmonstration5 of calligraphy. needlePomt
and even bagpipmg.
The society had its origins at
B.edeley 1n 1965. Its ongmal mem- bl:rs Y,«:re drjlwn primarily frqm
the history department The ba,1c
precept of the SOClt't} y;as, and ttll
is. "to rcercate the Middle Ages
and Rena, sanc-e not as the), were
but as they $hould ha\C been "
That 1s to say, the members onl}
recreate those portions of the past
that they enJoy. Consequmtly, the
current Middle Aees arc free of the
plague, the Inqu1s1t1on and smular
unpleasantr1e~.
To achieve such a complete escape.
members ha\'e gone to grt'at
lengths to ret·reate bits and pl~
of the past The ~0<"1ety 1~ a nonprof
11 edut·ational organization
Costumers. Jeweler~. mu,1caan ,
vintners, cooks, woodworkers, cal•
ligraphers and even armorers all
work together to make the Society
work. In almost eve11 case. the
skills used by these people were
~sed v.ithm the SC.\ Care goes
mto evel"J,' detaJI One of the members
m Milwauk~ is ao armorer whose work is known throui,?hout
the Umted States. indeerl • he
makes hb hnng ,elhng armor,
swords ;md other m~tal good~ of
h1 mak1oi
A the S0<'1ety grt'\\ 11 ~cnt from
the v.e:st ('()3St to the east coast and
then Y.Orked ns wa) m toward the
rrudv.est Among its members nre
surh writers a Paul Anderson,
Kathenne Kurtz and Andre orton
Members are drawn from all wa
or llfe-lav.1ers. tnrl drhers. professors,
students and m the west. a
strange preponderanre of computer
programmers Th re are also S CA
groups m uch places as German)
Puerto Rico and Awtralia urpns•
lngl), there 1s also a ~1stered
group on board the U <: S i'.mut.L
The group on campu l'\l'rltuall)
moved to Kenosh3 as that was
where most of the members resided
Some of the members are now
interested m getting a group going
on campus agam If this sort of
thing interests )OU and you would
like to know more about Uti.s group
there are two numbers that you
may call In Kenosha call em Dezoma
at 658-2656, m Racme c.-all
Rick Gorton at 632-1733
7 Thursdl\, larcll 2%, 19 I
Unlversity of Wisconsin
Platte ville
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RANGER
I Once Ober Easv -
"Odds" aren't good The Louisiana
purchase
There are some movies )'OU JUSt
n 1 w.itt to get out of
'nlOSe of )'OU •'ho h3\-C ~ now
umused th:ll . Against All Odds IS
one h flkk can go to the head of
the cbss
Lcl me put 1l blun~ lt tanks
The IK'tlng tnw The plot stinks
Can we talk" I.et me stop beating
around th bush T111s is not a
mo,; • \-OU w nt to uni )"OU
I ppen 10 be lnto internal hemon
~"'«
On l~ other hand 1f you an: into
meanangkss plot twists and mind
k SJtu:.uons thtS ma} Just be th•
mo\ie you , e w:uted all )"C:lr to set'
at s this remake of the cbs
Out of the P.ast tn which one
had to kl'ep on one s toes to follow
the plot llon t bother trymg to fol
low the plot here Catch up on that
skcp \'OU U be rlUSSlng b~ st.a) mg
ow kc all nl ht lr)1ng to hgure out
lllih3t In the hedt was gooig on
~t the pomt of the thing wa and
wh) ou twl to pend the foe
bucks in the ram place
Taylor Hackford (emphasis here
on the HACKi promised us daf
f tnt kind or a mcr.:ie I don't
knou I vc n lemons before
The 1n:1n who brought you 'An Of
fa .,r nd a Gentleman got his
1 z-Ned up so~tien.-
Th re this football superst."lr on
tht1 grnenc Los Angeles team. see
nfortunately JeU Bnd cs \\a!
t for th part I've got nothi
lllSt J Hv per 5C 1t ]USt
Uiat he loots much like a super•
joc-k does my pet gi!rb1l. Cbuct,;
Onl} I thank Chuck ran act better
An)W'a) as Terry cBrulges) rs
about to be cut from the team and
as he somehow managed to s;pcnd
the fantasticill) huge sum that L A IS wont to pay its superstars. he
needs some <'aSh
Enter James Wood, pla}mg
Jake. a buddy out of the pa,t 11.ho
,unts Tel'?) to look ror this girlrntnd
of he-. the one who ~es him
50 much he Just h3d to knife him a
ft'Yt times in the ~ an a rampant
daspla) of affectwn
Tulle aboUt )'OUr bad hicti
An)'W:l) Jake and Ter?) are soch
good fnends that the) simply fed
rompelled to set off on a de:nh-de-
()1ng tugb-spet'd ~ through ,our
a\eragc southern California uburb
dunng rush hour No w 1t Tert')
and Jake aren t buddlt'S Jake appe:us
to be yes. b) gosh. he's a
ienenc Hollyv.ood two-bit ~ng
5ter' Gosh I hope TcrT) realizes
thtS
Now Tel'T) has to fmd this Jessi•
ca person cRachel \\ardl But first
he goes to Jessica' mother ;-ho
happens to own the ver)' same root•
ball team he was locked of( of
~ow What a coincadenre So nm-
\\"3). she offers Tel'T) a place on lhe
team 1f he stops looking for Jessica
But r.,ll} who Ines and breatht
for football. doesn t want to gct on
the te:im TIil ' Wa). shoclt, horror,
ind1gnat.aon He v.ants lo EAR:-. ha
pbce
For those or you who ha\e not
realued the;, Terry 1:. something of
a schmuck
And off he goe-, southwards to
your genenc tropirnl parndase He
or course finds J~c:a. he of course
falls heoo O\tt heels for her. and
they of course spend lht' next fe\\
wcclt tn bed, sJun da\irtg In bed
ruruu.ng through tall grass. m bed
etc.
A quick note· the bedroom :,l'e·
ncS are particularly tacky. but they
seemed to thnll the high-schoolers
an the cro11,i.1 So did the gratwtou:.
1 aolence, 11.htch replal"es the sex
later on an the flick.
Anyway, Jake sends oft someone
el!e to find Terr). Qutl-k quiz! You
are a wc:illh} thug Whom do you
send to find )Our 1:1rlfrknd and the
pre,sumably horribly be-mu~rled
jo<ic she Jtbl ran off \\1th? Is at:
a) A top-notch antemalt0nal h·rronst
trained 1n all fomtS of torture;,
a: ssmat.aoo, etc"
bl A tubby, friendly football
coach, who Jm.l happen~ to be Tl•r•
ry\ tubby, fm·ndly football l·03t·h~
You guessed tl And after Terry
and Jessiea bh>"' the :.tufrmit out 01
the bte football roa<h, the} ·re on
the run again
The plot meanders around for a
while lilte this J~"Jca and Terry
sep;:iratc for oo readily apparent
rmson, she runs back to Jad for
no rrodily apparent rea:;on Terry
tncs to wan her back for no readily
apparent reason Luckily for ham,
be fails For no readily apparent
reason
Look, for foe burks at least )OU
can bu) the ~ndtra<'k, ~hlt'h m1.'ludes
mus,c by Peter Gabnel and
Kid Creole. For h\e big ones. you
ran also i:et moderately mcbnated
U you Still mtcod to catch 'AgaJnsl
All Odds,' }OU \\111 probabl} nt't'd
to get tnebnated
How~er I don't \\ant to baa:.
}our opamon I suppose there are
some people ~ ho thought that
'Against All Odds' wa~ a tender.
senwta\e ~IOI) about human suffermg
But I ~ou\dlt"t bet on at
b) Dick Oberbruoer
(our man in New Orleansl
Uoated States history has been
made. Two bag deals have been
completed in the multi-million dollar
industry known as the United
States Football League.
The New Orleans Breakers are
proud owners of 6'3", $6 million
Mt.1rcus Dupree - a mama's boy by
nature. a football player by nurture.
This modem rendition of the
Louisiana Purchase has placed
mucho bul'kos on untested territory.
The Lo., Angeles Express 1s the
bank roll to which Brigham Young
grad Steve Young ,s attached. He"ll
be fed $40 rmllion intravenously
01-er a 43-ycar period. He's the first
football pwyer to be guaranteed a
payl'herk 1010 the 21st century.
!\f31'1C Johnson is the first millionaire
athlete of the upcoming millemum.
Marcus Dupree is living proof
vou don·t need an education to
make 1t in bag business. Talent. and
an a~ent to negotiate. will suifice.
The SO-page novene to which
Marcus rubber-stamped his signature
w s printed in large. easy-toread
letten; In standard newspaper
pnnt. this would be a 10 column
stor,.
!\tan·us 1s a new k.ind of college
graduate turned pro. He has Dropout
degrees from Oklahoma and
:\11ssiss1pp1 State. A precedessor,
Hershel Walker. completed school
early. too. but he graduated at
semester's end. He received a B.S.
m Hardship.
Marcus never really was an undegraduate
Just unemployed He
A Week at the Park
avoided the rigors of classroc,m
work to memorize plays. Sul'h d1SC1-
pline makes him a good team Pia)
er He will become the pridt- of
New Orleans and of Louisiana He
wjJl be playing for team orfa(').'lls
and fans, the unedll<'ated fannm
in upstate Bastrop. and CaJwis
He needn't bother attending
prachce. He's too big to mess with
With shoulders as wade as a church,
and the strength, speed and agility
of a channel catfish, he has the oat
ural ability to raise New Orleans
out of the swamps.
New Orleanians know history
when they see at. Look at the lungs
reception he received out•1de tM
Superdome. There was a ~•x-pun
jazz band. Mayor Dutch Mona! 11,a
there. Pretty, skimpy-clad girls
waved their porn porns.
The ceremooaes transpired on
Mardi Gras Saturday. Perfec-1 t,m
ing for a perfectly royal tx'CaSIOII
The Superdome crown was plafed
appropriately on his big head
His ex<'ited response wa, an the
classic, fill-in-the-blank par,1graplt
Continued on Page 9
Spring break • springs events
b) Dr. Bill
tfor once)
Hello, all of ) ou little sunbathers,
you I hope that you had a oacc
break I had an uneventful one. but
I kno"' that things are going lo get
better bec:ause rve got the list
Utled EVE~TS in front of me. and
bo)-o-boy, 1t sure looks like we've
got an .action-packed week ahead or
us So, v.tthout further ado, I bnng
~ou . A WEEK AT THE PARK
**********
Today (!\tarcb 22, there is a slide
pr~entahoo lecture at :! p.m in
the Communication Arts Gallery bv
Ingrid Gjerlev Harper of the ~t1iwaultee
Public Museum and the
UW-M1l\\aukee Museum of Art
The proi,-am is free and open to
the public
The fflO\ie "Chariots of Fire"
~1~ be shown at 3.30 p.m in the
Union Cine11U1. The movie is rated
PG and runs for 124 minutes. Ad·
mission at the door is $1 for a Parkside
student and $1 for a guest
Sponsored by P AB.
Another slide presentation,
"Sons of Moon: Ethno-Astronomy
and Ritual in Africa," by Pro£.
Deidre LaPm of the University of
Arkansas. will he shown at 7:30
p.m in Moln. 107. The program is
open lo the public at no charge.
On Friday. March 23, they will
once agam show that Academyaward
winning flock, "Chariots or
Fire" at 1:30 and 7:30 p.m. in the
Union Cinema.
. Sunday, March 25 brings to the
silver screen "Ali: Fear Eats the
~ul." It will be presented at 2 p.m.
m the Union Cinema. Some tickets
do remain for sale in the Sunday
Foreign Film Series. "Chariots of
~ire" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m.
m the Uoaon Cinema.
Tuesday, March 27: yes. that hlm
classic that we've all been wailing
for, "Godzilla vs. The Thillg." will
be shown at 7 p.m. in the UnJOD
Cinema. The movie is rated G and runs 90 minutes. Admission b fret
sponsored by those friendly folks at
PAB.
On Wednesday, March 28. lht
PAB Coffeehouse features the Kirn
and Reggie Harris Group from
noon to 2 p.m. and again from I
p.m . to 10 p.m. in the Union Baza,lr
Area. Admission is free.
A seminar entitled, "Wome• ••
Men Supervisors and Their s«tttaries,"
by Prof. Anne Statham will
be presented at noon on wec1nesdJ)·
in Union 106. The program is fret
and open to the public.
A Poetry Reading Discussion
will be held at 1 p.m. in the wU,C
Overlook Lounge by Cary Water
man of Minnesota. The e\'elll 15
free and open to the- public.
0
AwaY- From the Numbers
Milwaukee
calling!
by Jeff Leisgang
E\'en though the Violent Femmes
debut album has been out
,inre last year, I think they deserve
ft'('Ogmtion anyway for several rea-
,on,.
First of all. it's a damn good rerord
that's full of garage band fire,
humor and intelligence. Second,
these guys are from Milwaukee!
\\bo could have guessed that anything
as exciting and original as this
rould have come from Brew Town?
Third, they are getting a lot of critiral
attention and have been reviewed
fa\'orably in magazines like Rolhng
Stone and Musician. They also
ha,e Just come back after having
loured Europe.
I saw them at Milwaukee's Papagaw
mghtrlub back in September
and saw that something new was
happening. They have been labled
arouslll'·punk and other such tags
by mlics Though this isn't a bad
dl':;4'riphon. the Femmes are bas1-
rally roi:k-n-roll with an unpretentious
freshne-s to their sound
Gordon Gano. the lead smgersongwnter
and guitarist or the
group, uses an acoustic guitar almost
as frequently as an electric.
He may not be an Eric Clapton on
the guitar, but he knows rh}1hm
and his playing varies from the chaotic
to the melodic.
Brian Ritchie plays a big acoustic
bass most of the time, and occasionally
electric bass. His playing
weaves in and out of Gano's more
simple guitar work almost like a lead player
Last but not least is Victor Delorenzo,
the drummer who plays
mostly on a snare drum while
standing up. Occasionally he'll put
what looks like a large bucket that
he calls a trancephone over his
snare and beat on that for a while.
No, this isn't the Stray Cats. Delorenzo
is a jazz student who uses a
variety of brushes and sticks to give
his drumming a loose, 1mpronsalional
feel at times, and a steady
4 4 beat at others.
Gordon Gano's \'Oic·e should be
considered as important an instrument
as his guitar, 1f not more
Though his singing may seem out of
lune at times. his voice IS actuall)·
what nails these songs down
The Femmes have been compared
to such influential bands as Lou
Reed and the Veh·et Underground
and Jonathan Richman and th«.'
Modern Lovers for obvious reason .
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but their sound 1s entireh thetr
own The luMy thin;: as the album
is so spare of studio gmmu · and
poli~h that 1t makes C\('JJ1hlng else
you listen to ~ound too commettial. at least lor a \\ hik'
One more refreshing note 1
Gano's l)ncs themsel\es He le:i\-es
politJcs up to the pol1t1nans Hi
,ong~ deal maml) \\1th brokeo rela·
t1onsh1ps and general angst \\1th a
fair dose of tnsolence thrown in for
good mea..-ure Perhaps best of all
IS the fact that )'OU don I need your
~~rel dl'\.'Oder nng to dCC'lpber
these songs ' I aln t no Al C.pone,"
Gano croons, but he doesn t
pull any plln<'hes either
All m all I guess )-OU t3n tcll I
rather like this rerord After all 11
Just good, psJdlohc fun
Once Ober Easy-------------
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rreated to aid superstars in handling
newly acquired superstar stalus
''I'm exrited about being in
lMME OF CITY), and I'm excited
about bemg a <TEAM NlCK-
:-,;AMl-:1. As far as l'Oach 1SO AND
SOI 1s c·onl'erned. the first t1m(' I
met him I fell hke I knew him a)I
my hie."
Rig deal
Quartt•rback Steve Young has a 1·ollege dt-grce m Quarterba('king
Like Marcus. Steve has finished
~hoobng Like Marcus. Steve now
holds a professional pos1hon Like
M.ircus, Steve has become a m1tllonatre
for doing great thmgs with a football
Unbke :\larcu~. Steve ha~ broken
se,;eral collegiate records. Unlike
Marcus, Steve has a 43 year contract
Unhke Man-us, Steve 1s a left
h.inded Monnon from Utah
Mormon? Steve Young? .. Brigh- nm Young!
What a roinc·1denre How un• earthly What kind of power does
this man possess? Can he lead a
team to the top of the mountam?
The express has him l'O\ered
through the year 2027 to find out
Perhaps they see him 11~ a guiding
light H1 tory tells us that Brigham
Young was a great v1s1onary, a
good field leader and a ldtie
With such heavenly ('Ontract for
an untested pro, Steve 1s keepmg an
eye on his favorite receiver the
Mormon Chur('h. It should make
out fantastically on the deal
Like his namesake, Steve has.
made a long term comnutment. He
must play football in Lo,, Ani:dcs
until he's 65 Then he can t•ollect
Social Security. Brigham preached
the faith until his very end But he
never got a pension
Steve's record-breakmg carl.>er
gave him godhke strength m rontrnct
negotiations. lits conn«uon
with higher places puts L A in a
priestly pos1t1on. They rnn lose
their d1\·1s1on and sltll come out on
top
You can almo,t '-t.'t' the halo
above his hdnll't Ste\e 1s the ('IDbod1ment
of Brigham Young an
shoulder pads U be docsn t make
the record books, tus contract sure
Y.111
Big deal
It's mte to know these )'OU
men ha\e thclr place in histor)
We'r(' \\ltness to the fact that nowad3)
, h1 tory makers are money
makers
The USFL 1w assured nseU a
page m the books \\1th the 1d WI
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Wrestling •
Season ends with five All-Amer1cans
"'Palll Rodi
The Parkside wresthng team
mpleted 1ts most successful seaml
week b} crov.nlng fh e dif •
rercnt All Americans In the CAA
IJ and NAIA nauonal towmments
E ming All-American honors In
the NCAA n was 167 pounder Todd
., de who mt an 0\-ertime d on
to th C\'t!fltu.al nation.al dl:mtpion
DJ\ Comem:m of Soutb Dakota
Stat Unh t) by the Stare o! 3-3
OT 41 Earning All-Amman h~
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1.1oere 126 pounder IWke Vania, Matt
Kluge at 134 lbs., Mike Winter at
142 and li7 pounder Ted Keyes.
Cairung the most AU-Amencans
Che) tn one season an the team's
history, the Rangers ~ nu•
mcrous team records, the most ampressn
e being thffl" 13 wins, two
losses in dual met'l action These
\1ien! highlighted "1th wins over
Big Ten Indiana Um~erstt) and the
Unn ersll) of 'otre Dame The
trom !so established a record 320
individual rtns Th£') al.so showed
gre:it SUttCSS from their feat b) recording
rerord 748 t.akedo\\ns
The ~ers finished the ) r m
trad1Uon b) ftrushing runlh ln the
AIA national tournammL This
\\ the ninth year ln the past 1!
tlut the Rangers larushed among
the top ten teams In the nauon
lndMduaJ Season Highlights:
Seruor Mike \'ania clooed out his
brilliant collegiate wrestling career
b} earrung All-American honors for
the fourth COnst't"Uth c year He
},'runt ru\\ 11 to rl: Jad, I>annu, Tom Kit-dunk .. Jeril Grou•r, D_an t:tall ~n~ :\1ark Uube). .
:\hddl,• ro\\. Coarh Jim Koi·h, \Ilk<' \tud,crhc•i~e. Jon \1ankowsk,. \like \ania, Mall Klu)!t'. (,aJ) :\Ian
chlc\ed this honor by placing fourth
tn the 1984 NAIA ·auonals at
126 pounds
dh \hkt \\inh•r and ,tudenl a"1,tan1 Dan \\inter. . Ba; k ro\\ Bnan °Jrl'I.. 1 odd Yd!', Tt'd Kl'~I',, \lark Peter;oo. Don \ erBruJ!~en. Chm Oi{'k,on. and Paul
\'anaa finished the season with a
4&-8 record and ended hts career
with an o\'erall rerord of ISi-29 In
ndd1uon lo becorrung an All-Amencan
Vama recehed . e\'er.tl other
honor this season He established a
new Parkside record for most wins
in a st'ason by a sauor with 45
wins Of his eight losses, five were
to other AII-Amencans \'arua led
the team Wlth 80 near falls and 65
escapes He was second on the
team wtth 12 pins.
\'anaa won five indi\idual tourD3•
ment champ1onsh1ps during the
.son and for the serond )ear in a
roy; \\~ selected as "Oul.SU&nd~
\\ rest1er·· at the prestigious Whea•
ton Invitational, a twenty-team
meet He wa.~ scl«ted by his teammates
ns ro-nptain of the 1983-84
squad \'am.a \\11.$ al50 selected as
the team·s most valuable wrestler
and most 1nsplrational
iau Kluge. a seinor. earned All•
Amencan \\TesUing booors in the
134 pound weight etas~ He earned
these honors by pl.acing fifth m the
NAIA National Wre;tling Cham·
pionshtps held at Central State Uru-
\; ersi tJ in Edmond. Okl:iboma
Kluge lost a close S--2 dec1S1on to
Roth
Cb) Holl.) from Adams St.ate of
Colorado m the semi-finals. Holly
"'ent on to v.in the national eham·
p1onsh1p. and Kluge \\TNlcd baek
to defeat Mike Nel.;on of Southern
Oregon C.ollege 7-3, to earn the firth
place medal
Earning AII-Amenean honor!'
l'llpped Klugc's eareer at Park.~idc,
where he compiled a three season
record of 80-ZH. Kluge finished h15
season record at 40-12-1. Highlight;;
of Kluge·~ season mduded wmmng
champ1onsrup:. m the Stevens Po1Dt
Open and the Carthage College In•
\itational He al.so had runner-up
finishes m the WiscollSlD Collegiate
Open, the \\'heaton 1n,,1tauonal and
tbe ;-.;CAA II Midwest Regional and
third place finishes ID the Warhawk
Open and the Southwe:.t :\lissouri
lmitauonal
One or Kluge·s biggest \l.1ns of
the }ear was a 16-3 deeis1on over
Mark Ruethnger of Eastern Illinois.
a four-time lllino1S high school
state champion and an NCAA 1
Western ~tonal champion Kluge
"'~ lhe only Ranger \I.TestJer to go
undefeated m dual meets and he
~ one of four \\Tesllers on the
team lO wtn forty or more matches
He was also selected by his teamMILLER
ON TAPAT
UNION
SQUARE
mates as one of the captains of the
team
Mike Winter, a senior. achieved
his All•Amencan honors by placing
~evenlh m the NAIA. He wrestled
ID the 142 pound weight class. Winter
lost a dose one-point decision to
the eventual runner-up. Merrick
Wiles or Huron College, in the sec•
ond round of competition. During
the wrestlebacks. he won three or
four matches, with his loss coming
at the hands or Ronnie James from
Central Oklahoma, a three-time na•
tional champion who had been
upset in an earlier round.
Winter ended the season with a
31-9-1 record. Highlights of his season
induded winning the Wheaton
Invitational and runner-up finishes
at the Carthage Invitational, the
Midwest Classic and the Southwest
Missouri Invitational. According to
Coach Jim Koch. " Mike had a fine
season for us. and he certainly deserved
to win his All-American honors."
Junior Todd Yde placed fourth
in the NCAA TI National Wrestling
Championships held at Morgan
State University in Baltimore. Mar•
yland. Yde lost the overtime decision
to Comeman in the quarterfinals.
and then battled back to win
three matches and take fourU1
place. Comeman won the National
Championship and Tim Jones from
Northern Michigan University, a
wrestler whom Yde had defeated
earlier in the season, was the run• ner-up.
Yde wrestled at 167 lbs. and
compiled a season record of 41-14.
Re set a new school season record
by scoring 138 takedowns. The old
school record of 116 takedowns in a
season was held by Parkside's twotime
National Champion Bill West
in 1974-75. He was also second on
the team with 14 major decisions
and 27 reversals. and third on the
team with 12 pins and 45 near falls.
During the season Yde won three
~ournarnent championships, includmg
the NCAA Il Midwest RegionContbaued
on Page 11
l\like Vania
:\like Winter
Matt Kluge
ftANGER
Wrestling wrap-up
Coadnued from Page 10
Is the Carthage Invitational and
~ Carroll Open. He also had runner-up
finishes in the Midwest ClasSIC
and the Wheaton Invitational,
and earned consolation championships
in the Stevens ~oint Open and
I.he Wisconsin Collegiate Open.
Ted Keyes, a junior from Waterford.
earned All-American wrestling
honrs in the 177 lb. weight
r~ by placing sixth in the 1984
NAIA National Wrestling Championships.
Keys finished the reason with a
48-11 record. AU but one of Keyes'
losses were to All-American wresUers.
His 48 wins is a new one-season
school record for Parkside. The
former record was 47 wins in one
season by Mike Vania. Keyes also
led the team with eighteen major
deosions and 24 riding time points.
He was second on the team with 65
ow falls and third with 100 takedowns.
Highlights of Keyes· season
1ndude winning championships at
the Ste\·ens Point Open. the Carroll
College Open. the Carthage College
Invitational and the Wheaton Invitahonal.
He also placed second at
tbe Midwest Classic and was the
ronsolation champion at the Southwest
Missouri Jnvitational
Chris Dickson, a sophomore.
traasferred to Parkside in the fall
of 1983 and despite the fact that he
was not eligible for competition
until the start of the second semester,
be fashioned a season record of
23-1 Dickson's season included
~ tbe rhampionship in the
12-team Carthage Invitational and
pladng serond in the 20-team MidWet
Classic. One of Dickson's biggest
wins or the season was a 12-8
decision over Mark Kristoff of
Southern lllinois-Edwardwille.
Arrording to coach Koch. "Chris
had an excellent season for us He
~-as handicapped by the fact that
he was not eligible to \\TCstle for us
until the serond semester be1:ause
he was a transfer student, and that
he had a sore shoulder most of the
Sta$0n Despite that. he helped the
team post a 13·2 dual rN·ord. the
best In the school's history. If Chn~
ran Sia) healthy next year, I exped
him 10 be one of our top \\Testlers,
and a good bet to earn All-Amenran
honors "
Dickson qualified for the NAJA
Nationals and was se,.,ded number
5lll m his weight class While he did
not plare in the tournament, he did
srore enough points to help his
team place ninth
Dan Hall. a freshman from Hartford,
earned has first collegiate
~Teslling letter this year. Hall fini5hed
the season with a 24·10 rerord.
rompetmg mostly at 126
P<>Unds Seventeen of Hall's wms
were by a pin. which was the most
by any Parkside wrestler on thts
Year's team. and the third-highest
by a Parkside wrestler m one season
S11 of Dan's ten losses were to
All-American wrestlers.
Coacti Koch romrnented, "Dan 1s
the finest freshma n wrestler we
ha\·e had at Parkside in several
)-ears. Despite the fact we had senior
All-American wrestlers at 126
lbs, 134 lbs. and 142 lbs., Dan still
W?estJed a lot or matches for us.
and showed me that he could become
one or the greatest wrestlers
that we have ever had at Parkside."
Freshman Mark Dubey finished
the season with a 2&-19 record. His
26 wins is the second most wins
ever by a Parkside freshman. Only
Dan Winter, who won 28 matches
in 1978-79 as a freshman has won more.
Koch said, •·we didn't expect
Mark to wrestle that much for us
this year, as we had a seruor AllAmerican
returning at both 142 and
150 lbs. But when the 150 pounder
got hurt, Mark stepped into his spot
and did an outstanding job for us.
If we could have had him at 142 lbs.
all year, he would have done even
better. His record at 142 was 17-7
and his record at 150 was 9-12. Next
year Mark will be our top 142
pounder and he should be a rontender
for All-American honors "
Dubey placed in four tournaments
during the season. He won
consolation championships m the
Carroll College Open, the Warha\\1t
Invitational and the NCAA II Midwest
Regionals. He also placed
fourth in the prestigious Southwest
Missouri Inv1tallonal Parkside',
dual meet record was 13-2. and Dubey's
victories over \\-Tesllers from
the University of Notre Dame. Indiana
University. UW-Wh1tewater,
UW-Oshkosh and Marquette Uruversity
were particularly in,urumental
in wmning those meeb.
Summing up the season. coach
Koch commented, "This h.as been
one of the most enjoyable groups or
young men that I have ever been
associated with. We had a ~roup or
guys that were dedicated and d1sc1•
plmed. Tlus showed in the classroom.
where the top ten \\Te;;tlcrs
averaged a 3.0 GPA. This type of
person makes my job H'r} enJoyable.
Ted Keyes. our 177 pounder,
receh·ed Academic All-American,
something that he and the scllool
can be Ver} proud of The only
thmg we weren"t able to acromplish
was to crown a rut1onal cham
pion All other goab we met -
something the whole' team ran be
proud of."
It nught be hard, but looking
ahead to next year. the Rangers
plan to be even stronger Parkside
loses three All•Amencan, m seniors
Mike Vania. Mall Kluge and Mike
Wmter Returning will be two AllAmerscans.
Todd \'de and Ted
Keves Also retummg lo the line-up
with be three-time All-American
ISO-pounder ~hke Muckerheade
who sat out this year after undergoing
surgery to repair ligaments in
his elbow. and 190 pounder Brum
lrek, who had surgery to repair his
knee just before the sc:L<:On -started
In add1t1on, returning underd.assmen
include 118 pounder Jeml
Grover, 126 pounder 03n Hall, Jadt
Danner at 134 lb,; , 142 pounder
~lark Dubey and Chris D1dtson at
158 lbs. These guys ha~e e,ipenence
and should enJOY successful st'3·
sons Jon Mankow:;ki at 167 lb~
and Don Berbruggen, ht>avyv,e1ght,
ah<o will contnbute. With a ~
recruting year predicted and I~
nucleus returning. the Rangers
goals for the next season are nothing
short of a national rbamp10nsh1p.
Basketball
JV's celebrate
The men's junior varsit} basketball
team firushed the sea..~n with
an 8-2 record. The final game of the
year turned out to be a rout in
which the Rangers soundh· trounced
Conc-ord.ia 106-~ · •
The team was m.ide up of frl'Shmen
\\,th some OCC3Slonal help
from sophornor~ 1-'or the bulk or
the season, the JV team mcluded
sophomores Sean Patterson, VlllC'e
Hall and Bill Attilio The f"5hmen
were Ron l.eihen, Robert Jones
Brian Mallory and Eddie Roundtree.
Ron Zeihen led the team 10 scoring
\\1th 219 points in rune gam<"S
Zeiben hit on ~ of field
attempu and 80 of h1 free
throws \\iille coming up Yilth '!7
steals, second on lb te.m
Scan Patterson played m on! k
games and v.~ dosed behind the
other players n scan th 157
points
Robert Jones pbyed 1n :in t
games and led the te3m m 11.'bood
mg \\ilh US and steasl ,nth D
Jones had one gm,e m 9,fucb hr
grabbed 20 rebounds and 1\1.o other
l~-rebound games Robert s
C',3ffl(' as far as po&nt production
20 J)Oints in thr season f mak-
\ mre Hall PfO\ided ~P
JI Tbanda • lart"II U, IIS4
season
Wo,nen open • • • spring training
Coatiaaed from Page 1%
da) after that the} pla)ed the Uru
vers1ty of Mame and went pa.~ 7 m
nmgs of regulation pla) lied at 0-0
tame 1s an NCAA Cm I team and
the rompet1lion was tough They
lo,t the game 1-0 The second game
or the double header- that daJ
once ~m agamst red lieut
This game also went m-er rcgula•
Uon pla, lied at 0-0 ln the erghth
1Mmg, Sacred Heart S('Ored twitt
and Park.side couldn't l'OffK' b3d; to
beat them •·Even though \\e lost, I
felt good about both games played
that day ~ were both rea~
tough," said Draft
The remairung games were a d.isoppomtment
when, nst Ann)
and [)(,fi nee Un111emty, a fat ed
team lo!-t both fr.tmeS Dnift said
"We should ha\"e won nus '1raS the
Kenosha savings and Loan
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Athletic director
Dannehl may be finalist
b) Ku :\l~)tt
F.d.llOr
Parkside athleuc director Wayne
1>3nnehl ma, 'er) -eu be one or
tlM! four finalli ts for tlM! soon-to-be-
'1tt'ant MtSSOUn Western State C'ollege
athletic dirtttorsh1p
O;md Capelli, clia=n of the
arcli and screen romm11tee at th<"
MISSOUn college. told Ranger th.at
l>:tM{'h) was one of the ongmal applicant
and that final mten lt',ung
for the position \\1U start "m the
~er) near future' m hopes of reachIng
II dect5ion ' ti) early Apnl '
Capelli gud the four fmabsls
tui,c not >et been notified, so he
would not state whether DaMehl
v. one of the fmalists He said,
howC\er, that he •ill personally
' contact Dannehl after lhe 'AlA
toumam~t In Kansas Clty. where
D.lMclll has bttn for the last week
Chari) Bum the t'Urrent MaslSOun
W~tcm St.ate College athletk'
director h S<'~uled to retire m
June
Dannehl. 46 has been athlet1e d1
rector at Park.side Since 1972 He
has bt.>en NAIA District 14 (\\ lSCOn•
sin l cliaUTillln since 1976 and is p;ist
prestdent of the NAIA alhlellc directors'
n.ation.11 assod.auon
Womens
softball
• preparing
b) Patrida Cwnbi,
Sporn F.ditor
After ha,1ng fun in the sun, tlx
\\Omen's softball team is ready tc
settle down to the business of play-
•118 here m \Ii JStOnsm ot lbat thE
team wasn't pla)1"-' senously in
1-' lorlda ln F'londa the \\Omen
pb)ed eight games, \\lnnmg three
of them The competition m nor•
1da was ~ery strong Some of the
teams competmg will be at the naUonal
tournament at the end of the
season Coach Linda Draft com•
mented, ''Last year's spring oom- petluon in St. Louis wasn't as challenging
We pla)·ed some top
tournament teams while down
there "
The women competed in the Rebels
Intercollegiate Spnng Competition
m Orlando. The first game was
agatnst Sacred Heart from Connect•
1n1t, to whom they lost Last year
Sacred Heart was in the final four
In the NCAA nationals. F..ighleen of
Parks1de's 20 batters struck out
"Obviou.ly v.-e were up against an
excellent pitcher. She's competed
m the Montreal-Pan Am Games for
Canada We didn't do ,.er) well that
game, S31d Draft
The women turned tilings arounc
for thea second game that day Al
games are double headers They de
leated JU-Pl, Indiana, who ar(
hosting thb Jear" nationals. Draft
said Indiana tS an excellent team
nnd they had tome ort a game anc
they weren t at their best and wt
beat them ..
The following da)· they defe3t('(l
Mat'Omb and Salem v.1th ease The
Contin11ed oe Page 11
\\ a, ne l>annehl
Dannehl taughl and roac-hed at
Sycamore and Rockford Ea-t high
sebools m lllinotS from l~i and
taught and roached football at lhe
Universih· of Illinois from 1967-72.
He earned tus PhD from the University
of Illinois and his M.S. and
8.A. degrees from Northern n- liniois Uni,•ersity. where he earned
aU~nference and Scholastic Little
All-American honors in football in
1959.
Missouri Western State College.
b located in St Joseph. a city with
an estimated population of 80,000
which 1s 50 miles away from Kansas
City.
The Missouri college had a 1982
enrollment of -1271 and offers men·s
interrollegiate sports in softball,
ba,ketball. football. goU and tenntS,
and women's competition m basketball,
softball, teMis and volleyball.
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