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PUAB examines alcohol policies
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Thursday. February 9. 1984
UniversilJ of WisconsiD-Par 'de
PUAB
by Ken Meyer
Edilor
T1I!' Parkside Union Advisory
IIaIIlI (PUAB) last Friday began
lJIe long process of deciding policy
... mmendations concerning
... operations when the increas-
.. *Il*iDs age law takes effect -
.. creoles problems - on July 1.
'Ille new 19-year-<>lddrinking age
d fotce the university to alter its
..., concerning alcohol on camcurrently
only a few stu-
... younger than the 18 year
IImlt, a sizeable segment of the
... population will be underage
.... \he new law takes effect.
PIlAJHl committee made up of
_Iludenls, one faculty member
.. one alumni representatfve-.
- as an "advisory body in the trz hUon, implementation and
of the Parkside Union's
JIIly," l«llI'ding to its by-laws.
IIIIIGii DIrector Bill Niebuhr and
""'1 Aetivities Coordinator
..., Couvlon are non-voting corn-
-'menlbets.
'I'Ilt <ommlttee forwards .11 of its
tdlena to Assistant Chancellor
CliIlI Stolfi. before sending them
• II CbaneeDor Alan Guskin. If a
"'EEiilent cannot be settled be-
.... Slnffie and the committee,
lIIe IIoue at hand is decided by the dIaaffiIor .
In last week's meeting, PUAB
-...... discussed a few of the
..., policy areas that must be
IIIiewed in lieu of the new drink- ill....The committee formulated
........ phy and rationale state-
\'01. 1%
examm• os
rnents and voted to eliminate the
sale of beer pitchers and wine carafes
as of March 19, but failed to
change the size of the large beer
from 20 to 16 ounces (see accompanying
story) .
PUAB members stressed that
people should realize that PUAB's
total policy recommendation will
take weeks to complete, so individual
aspects of the total recommendation
may be altered when the
overall policy is compiled and
reviewed.
Alter determining the size of alcohol
containers during day to day
Union operations, PUAB must de--
cide whether or not some speeial
events will become rs-ane-over
events. Parkside's current alcohol
use policy for dances slates that admission
is limited only to those
people who are of legal dnnlting
age.
An informal survey last semester
showed that 18 year olds eompnse
nearly a third of the evening dan, e
audience .
Otber topies PUAB wHl diSCUSS
include: general special events policies,
how to I. D" when to Implement
the new policy. hours of oper ..
ation and disciplinary procudures
when a state law or u01\'frslty
policy has been violated
PUAB's philosophy and h l
statement, passed unanimou".Jy.
say' that PUAB beheves that all
studenls - regardless of age -
should have access to all parts of
the Union building and thai steps
wHl be taken to prevent 18 year
olds from consuming alcoholic be\'.
alcohol policies
Pitchers, carafes on way out
In addition to JlISSU1C pluIosophy
and rabonale sl.1l,melll . PV.~B
recommended eliminating beer
pitcben and ""'" araf I bllod
by one vote to red the size 01
the large bee- from 20 to 16 0Wl<tS
PUAB doesn'l f.,'Of probi~
18 )-eM old Sluden from enI
places that sen e akobolt e
Square aDd Roc Cftlterl. so the
COIlUTUUee m now fStlt!>b·.h
cies that ..,11 pr ....... lthe DDder
dl1nk ers (rom obI.aming
'J"M major COOl"'en1 IS to
age legal dnnk .... fr "",ri,~-
alcohol With underage dn
The best wo) 10 e
PVAB mem to tor
sue ton h ~ a
eraces
TIle unanimously a~
pro<ed a r Uonale I.1tement I
PU B wan to d tlRUe' 1M
"shanng of alcoholic ~
WIth underage uden by redlarilrtl!
..... wbile S!'lJIS a , f
redllt"mg at tIK- bar
red log the ible r
the 1 Olon migIll ... :ount,
.A I.1nt ncdloc Carla
told PIIAB Fnda) that the ""'>mIItee'
polle} rerommeondatloa
should be _ on a
ture 01 good philosophy and ra
ale. She.aid that PUIoB lei a
Black History Month
views expanding horizo
"EJpaDcI Your _ .. is 1M
theme 01 1M IlIa<t Hiolory
....... •_e al Partside. wlIere the
IlIa<t SludeDts' Ore .. ., IBSO.
iD coopenIioD _ Partside II£-
tMties Board I PAD I will .- a .nes 01 fn!e puIJbr P........ indudiDC
1edDres. a ppeI .--ert.
movies, • poetry reodulI ODd •
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Thursday, February 9, 1984
PUAB
by Ken Meyer
Editor
The Parkside Union Advisory
lbnl (PUAB) last Friday began
lie loag process of deciding policy
Meommendations concerning
operations when the increa -
Id ~g age law takes effect -
• creates problems - on July 1.
TIie new 19-year-<>ld drinking age
will fotce the university to alter its
llOley concerning alcohol on cam-
:Wlaeas currently only a rew stuare
younger than the 18 year
tM lmlt, a sizeable segment of the
ltlllent population will be underage
WIim the new law takes effect.
PUAB-a committee made up or
udents, one faculty member
one alumni representative••
IBWS as an "advisory body in the
a..Jation, implementation and
of the Parkside Union's
," 1<.'rording to it: by-law .
Director Bill iebuhr and
lde■ t Activities oordinator
llldily Couvlon are non-voting l'Ont•
members .
'111t committee forwards all of its
~ to Assistant Chancellor
Cata Stoffle before sending them
• to OlanceOor Alan Guskin . If a
.... eern"nt cannot be settll'd be·
tween Stoffle and the committee.
Ille at hand is decided by the
di8aceUor.
In last week's meeting, P AB
-.ibers disrussed a few of the
-.Y policy areas that mu.·t be
l'ftlewed in lieu of the new drink·
ils llf. The committee formulated
.. Hosophy and rationale state•
• examines alcoho
Pi,tchers, carafe
• views expa
onwa OU
Eft z n...j. F__ , I.... 4
rite a tter to the Editor
o ective bargaining bill is dangerous
from critical decisions aIIediIt ..
university and rep1a<e lMm ..
the collective bargaiaIag ..-
and union negotiaton.
The campaign is beiDc dindel
~n~ni~~~~~~i .. 1':
faculty and academic IIIIf cI lilt
UW System for one _.-
they need the millions 01 daIIn"
union dues that IIIIivenltJ ...
and stall could poloIdIIIIJ .., II
the linancially troubled .....
legislation.
We do not need such costly and
divisive battles on the campuses of
the UW System. Labor lobbyists are
arguing that the bill merely gives
faculty the right to choose. What
about our right to be left alone?
Why plunge our universities into a
collective bargaining controversy if
it will only cost more, money and
not improve education or facully
salaries?
Collective bargaining and the adversartal
system it forces on the
emrPyer/ernployee relationship is lota 1y out of place in a university.
Evidence nationally has shown that
collective bargaining destroys the
delicate balance of power that
works so well in universities like
the one we have in Wisconsin.
WHY IS THIS A OANGEROUS
BILL?
The Administration of Gov. Earl
has consistently argued that university
faculty and academic staff
should be treated the same as the
other state's union employees. The
very heart of the quality and tradition
of the UW system is our tradition
of faculty governance. This
governance system also brings students
and citizens, through the
Board of Regents, into the most
~ic decisionsregarding the operalion
of the university.
The bill would remove the UW
Board of Regents, our tradition of
faculty governance and the students
aUd • some of crisIS. anger and
lrustnton IlDOIlC lacultj' and stall,
mWoc tbem npe for picking by
the \IllIOCl. The sltua!Jon IS desperate
Lfc:i..slalors must vote their
tooSCimce not their fear.
GOY EARL LARY FREE·
ZE THE 1. 'GLE MOST POWERF1iL
FORCE BEHf:'/O THE
l;. '10." CA IPAIG. TO ORGA;
lZE THE fACULTY ANO
STAFF Of THE UW YSTEM.
All the wuons supported Gov.
Eari In the last eIedion and his big-
._ ••_ •••,palCll pronuse to lbem was
to mto law a bill opemng up
the UW Sj"Slem to collective barp1llU1C
for faculty and domestic
stafI - a potential windfall of miI-
0/ dollars and addItional dues
I the fUlallciaUy troubled AF'l.-
ClO
v,"JIY WOULD THE fACULTY
THROW AWAY A 1.O.·G TRADf-
TIO. Of fACULTY GOVER-
'A;'CE OF THE • OlVERSlTY.
TE. 'URE A.·O ACAOE:.flC
FREEDO.I GUARA:>iTEES I,
FAVOR OF C01.LEC'Tf\'E BARGAl:\
T.>;AG AT A T~IE \lJIEN
LABOR Ii.-fO.·S ARE FAODIG
,·U. HERS A;'O POWER'
U the bill passes. each campus in
the S) tem will be the target of
UDJOD organiJing activities, with all
t_heliOCOnIllsIict and adversanal con- that bave swept across
WU\ier'Slties in other tates that
made the mistake 01 passll1g similar
Prof. Theodore IlralmN
College of En~ 1Id.lpfW
Science
University of w~
Prof. RlIIIorI A. Olw
CoIIegeol~
University of WiscoaIII>PIIIlt
Prof. ArtIlar J. 0*
College 01 ___
University of W~
Prof. C. AIIoa WaI!IIJ
~
UW-Extenoioa N.-
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a
Letter
WRITERs
JaAICe Chase. Carl Chemouski
KMI Dixon, Michael Firchow'
Waller Hermann. Bob Kiesling:
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~~. Bill Stougaard'
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he Editor
nded
• a ga IS dangerous
·on.
e do not need u h co Uy and
dh · ·\'e baltl on the campuses of
th y·tem. Labor lobbyis are
wng that the bill merely gives
f lty th nghl lo choo e. What
bout our right lo be lelt alone?
y plunge our univer itic into a
con U e bargaining contro\·er y ir
it 111 only co t more money and
not ·mprove education or faculty
• ? n .
Co ti\'e bargaining and the ad•
· l }'Stem it forces on the
yer/employee relation ·hip is
to y out of pla e in a university.
Evidence nationally has hown that
roll ti\· bargaining d troys the
d licate balance of power that
or so well in universities like
the one we have in Wisconsin.
WHY IS THIS A DANGEROUS
BILL?
The Administration of Gov. Earl
has co · tently argued that univer-
1ty faculty and a ademic staff
uld be treated the same as the
other te's union employee . The
ry heart of the quality and tradiof
the UW system i our tradition
of faculty go\·ernance. Thi
\·emanc tem also brings stud
nts nd citizen , through the
Board or Reg nts, into the most
ic decisions regarding the opera•
ti n of the university.
The bill would remo\'e the UW
Board of Regents, our tradition of
f culty governance and the students
from critical decisions aff
university and replace them
the collective bargaining
and union negotiaton.
The campaign is being
by union leaders who dessffltl!hwant
collective bargaining f
faculty and academic of
UW System for one reason
they need the millions of
union dues that university
and staff could potentially par
the financially troubled IIIIIOII
Prof. Theodore Bratanow
College of Engineering and
Science
University of Wisconsin-
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College ol lllflCUniversity
of Wisconsin-Plat
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RANGER
Social Science Roundtable
Talented Blacks
by Karl Dixon
The social environment best suit.
ed to the development of talented
and gifted black students is one
lbat contains the support and encouragement
of teachers, employen,
family and peers, said Dr. Barbara
Shade, during the Social Science
Rountable, "The Black Gifted
and Talented: Keys to Success,"
Monday in Union 106.
The presentation, which was
scheduled in association with Black
History Month, focused on the ways
in which talent and creativity in
blacks can be recognized more easily
and utilized by society more effi-
~ntly.
According to Shade, high IQ's in
black students are not found very
often for several reasons. "The children
very often do not receive vocational
guidance, they are not in environments
that stimulate them,
they are less likely to be rewarded
for intelligence, and they often become
preoccupied with the issue of
race and are distracted from intellect,"
Shade said.
In her own research, Shade said
lbat she discovered that black children
who are intellectually superior
are often ridiculed by their peers
and ignored by their teachers.
"BIact intellectuals tend to be nonconformists
and because of a good
deal of them are male, this is
threatenIng to the white female
school leacher," she said.
Shade cited three examples of
gifted black students that she had
personally been involved with. One,
a 14 year old boy, had graduated
with honors from high school and
was attending UW-Milwaukee in
the engineering discipline. A second,
a sixth grader, was thought to
be a discipline problem in the classroom
until he was tested and it was
discovered that he was a genius in
science. The third, a 15 year old'
girl, graduated from high school
with an IQ of 170.
According to Shade, a trauma exists
for blacks when they enter the
public school system. "Between the
ages of 19-25, there seems to be a
blossoming that occurs after these
children are out of the public
schools," Shade said. "They may
not be finishing high school right
away and they may be attending
college when they are older, but
they are doing il."
In her meetings with sludents
listed in Who's Who Among Black
High School Students, Shade said
that she has discovered that many
of the intellectually superior and
outstanding students feel alienated
because they do not lit in the white
world and they are not accepted hy
lhe black world.
"The successful gifted or talented
black child will learn to function
in the black world as well as
other social systems," she continued.
"He/she will learn that behavior
that is acceptable in one situaUon
is unacceptable in another."
According to Shade, the standard
IQ test is a questionable method of
Krupka named directQt"
Richard W. Krupka, who for the
past five years has served as director
of marketing at Racine's Gould
Inc. Gettys Div., 2701 N Green Bay
Rd.• has been named the new director
of Parkside's Office of Business
Outreach and Small Business
Ilevelpment Center.
Krupka, 56. replaces Glenn
Booon as director of the two offices,
which are part of the university's
division of business and ad~,
ministrative science. Bazan has
taken a position as director of public
relations and marketing at
Bethel College and Seminary in SI.
PaUl, Minn. William Hughes, who
was appointed SBne coordinator
last year, will report to Krupka.
Krupka has an extensive background
in marketing. management,
sales, product and market research
and advertising in Racine and on
the east coast. He is a native of
New York City and holds a bachelor's
degree in mechanical engineering
from the Pratt Institute
and an MBA from Boston University.
Krupka has taught marketing
management and marketing research
at Gateway Technical institute
and is a member of the Sales
and Marketing ExecUtives and the
Aznerican Society Qf Mechamcal
En-gineers. .. •.. .• ,. .-..-
Richard Krupka
The Office of Business Outreach
and the SBne provide numerous
services to area business people 10-
eluding one-to-one business coun~
seling, information, on taxes and
government regula.tions, mana~ement
advice and gwd.ance on maintaining
product quality.
Last year the SBne at Parkside
counseled 32 small businesses and
conducted 61 in-plant progra~ for
more than 3,000 employees 10 Kenosha
and Racine.
For more information on sen'-
ices. programs and workshops offered.
call 553-2047 •
-0 ••. • •
I•n • SOCIety
measuring intelligence, and she
feels that there are other tests that
. are more accurate. "Blacks who
live in inner cities must be creative
to survive," she said. "We need
people who can take infonnation
apart and put it back together. This
is present in the black community.
"We must change the stereotypes
that exist, and not see the black talented
and gifted as threatening.'
Shade concluded. "Society has to
determine how it can use black
talent and creativity to Its fullest
advantage, ..
3 T11l1rsclal. f'tbntar) t. 1!114
Dr. Barban Sbade of Ibt Ed.calloa
Black Gifted ""d TaJe.ltd: Ke to.
eeee Roundtable.
Raetr .... 10by Jtara Trudel
D.partmtDl spokt oa '1'1tt
" foe MoDd.a) •
Black History Month
history of black Americans," said
Nurse.
A combined talent and fashion
show featuring the Bojangles fasbion
group of Racine and Parkside
students and community residents
singing, dancing and acting will be
held at 7 p.m. on Wednesday, Feb.
29 in the Union Cinema Theater,
Black poetry will be read at 1
p.m. on Friday, Feb. 10. in lht
Wyllie Library-Learning Center
Overlook Lounge and Sunday. Feb_
12 from 2 to 5 p.m_ will be "Big
Brother and Big SISter Day." Children
from Big Brothers of Greater
Racine, !Dc. will be guests of Park.
side sludenls, who will givt Ihtm
tours oIlht campus and participalt
with them in recreational acth.ities.
On Wednesday, Feb. 22, jazz guitarist
Stanley Jordan will perform
from noon to 2 p.m. and from 8 to
Tax program
A program to help owners and
managers of small businesses identify
recent changes in bUSIness tax
laws and lht flexibility the new
laws present will be offered from 7
to 8:30 p.m. on Monday, Feb. 20 In
Molinaro 107.
The program costs $5 and will be
led by Sharon J_ Hanulton CPA,
who has exlens"'e accounting experience
with emphasis on tax mat·
ters and is pre8ldent of a RacIne accounting
firm
The program is sponsored by
Parkside's Sma1J BUSIness ne.'eJopment
Center and the lIM' .... ty·s
business and adrnini.! lrative 5Cience
division, the Cooperati,e Extension
Service and the Kenosha~Racine
Extension office. To register call
553-2620.
Interviewing
Learn about Inten;e"ing Techniques
by attending the upcoming
workshops in WLLC-D174 on Friday,
Feb. to at I p m. or Wednesday,
Feb. t5 at 5:30 pm.
GOT A problem? Write the doctor'
Reasonable solutions to unrea 03·
ble situations
Free therapy'l A. k Dr Bill
• .-.
continued
10 pm In the Umce Bozaar. Both
performances are fret and optn to
lht public.
A special feature of Black Hist0-
ry Month will be lht preoenUlJon
of what cntics anantmously acc1..
med tht best play of 1982
Broadway season lD Yorlt.
"Master Harold and lht Boy .. 011
lht Parkside Accent on Ennclunent
Senes. The play by Athol FIlprd
powerfully depI lht poltnUOI destruction
of fnencWup among two
black men and • wlutt man and
stars Zakes fotae. wbo won
Broadway's Tony Award for best
actor lU lht play. 'Ilcl<els lJU I are
aniIahIe at lht UIllOll 1DI01... _
CeDltr for lht • p m productlon
Sunday, Feb 19
Lectures dunng Black H tory
Month are:
• "Tbe Afncan COnnethon."
WIth OIakunlt T ..... cut<>t
udeot from iCftia and Palblolt
anthropolo y prof ser L man
Trair«, at I pm. 011 MoD4ay FriJ
llIlU 1'1lIOIIRoom 104
•• 8Ia<l WOIDttl Writers," III
Thelma Yarboroucb, Park Id.
.-Itnc sptriaIlst III pm ..
d r. Ftb 27 In lh. O\trt k
Lou.,t or lht Wylilt Library Learnoac COIIttr
• "Akobol and B Amttl
" th Parbde pre>-
ftslor Morvtn Da • I I pm
on W~ , FriJ a In 1'1lIOII
RoomI04
ArHW _I IectInI •
orieDltd topIco for .......
dents aIoo art t<iltduItd
For mort InIormatloot. call PatIo.
side rtf tibrarian and BSO
advbor Willit
2316
• 1 Sufac seat
P.S.G.A. Elections
DATE - MARCH 7-8th
POSITIONS AVAIlABLE
• President
• Vice-President
• 9 senatorial seats
• PUAB lParkside Union sory Ilo.lrol
Nomination forms can be pIcked up at the
PSGA Office. WlLC 0- , 37
Forms must be returned to PSGA Office
no later than -
12 NOON. FRIDAY. FEB. 24th
e • • -'/-' ..-
RANGER
Social Science Roundtable
Talented Blacks in society
by Kari Dixon
The social environment best suited
to the development of talented
and gifted black students is one
that contains the support and encouragement
of teachers, employers,
family and peers, said Dr. Barbara
Shade, during the Social Science
Rountable, "The Black Gifted
and Talented: Keys to Success,"
onday in Union 106.
The presentation, which was
scheduled in association with Black
History Month, focused on the ways
tn which talent and creativity in
blacks can be recognized more eastly
and utilized by society more efficiently.
According to Shade, high IQ's in
black students are not found very
often for several reasons. "The children
very often do not receive vocational
guidance, they are not in environments
that stimulate them,
they are less likely to be rewarded
for intelligence, and they often become
preoccupied with the issue of
race and are distracted from intellect,"
Shade said.
In her own research, Shade said
that she discovered that black children
who are intellectually superior
are often ridiculed by their peers
and ignored by their teachers.
"Bla<-k intellectuals tend to be nonconformists
and because of a good
deal of them are male, lhi is
threatening to the white female
sdlool teacher," she said.
Shade cited three examples of
gifted black students that she had
personally been involved with. One,
a 14 year old boy, had graduated
with honors from high school artd
was attending UW-Milwaukee in
the engineering discipline. A econd
, a sixth grader, was thought to
be a discipline problem in the cla · -
room until he was tested and it was
discovered that he was a genius m
science. The third. a 15 year old
girl, graduated from high chool
with an IQ of 170.
According to Shade, a trauma exists
for blacks when they enter th
public school system. "Between the
ages of 19-25, there eem · to be a
blo oming that occurs after these
children are out of the public
schools," Shade said. ''They may
not be fmi hing high boo! right
away and they may be attending
college when they are older, but
they are doing it."
In her meeting with tuden
Ji ted in Who's Who Among Black
High School Students, Shade said
that she has discovered that many
of the intellectually uperior and
outstanding students feel alienat_ed
because they do not fit an the v,hite
world and they ar not a pted by
the black world .
"The succe ful girted or t 1-
ented black child will learn to function
in the black world well
other ocial sy t ms,'' h continued.
"He/she will learn that heh
vior Iha i · ble in on 1tuation
is unacceptable in anoth r .''
According to Shade, the tandard
IQ test is a qu 'tion bl method of
Krupka named directo.-
Richard W Krupka, who for the
past five years has served as director
of marketing at Racine's Gould
lne. Gettys Div., 2701 N Green Bay
Rd .• has been named the new director
of Parkside's Office of Busin
Outreach and Small Busin
Develpment Center.
Krupka, 56, replaces Glen~
Bozon as director of the two offices,
which are part of the univerity's
division of business and administrative
science. Bozon ha
taken a position as director of public
relations and marketing at
Bethel College and Seminary in St.
Paul, Minn. William Hughes, who
was appointed SBDC coordinator
last year, will report lo Krupka.
Krupka has an extensive back•
ground in marketing, management,
sales, product and market research
and advertising in Racine and on
the east coast. He is a native of
ew York City and bolds a bach:
lor' degree in mechanical ~g•neermg
from the Pratt Inst~tute
and an MBA from Bo ton Unwerity.
Krupka ha taught marketing
management and marketing r~-
rch at Gateway Technical In titut
nd is a member of the Sale
and 1 tarketlng Exec,tiv and :the
Am ncan oci ty of . lechanical
En lne •
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"No smoking area possible
by Jeauie TuDkiei<z
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For some studenls smoking not
oaIy stiDks, it gags.
Alice Johnson came to Parkside
in January as a re-entry studenl.
Unfortunately, ber first weeks of
scbooI were filled witb sickness,
depression-and smoke.
Alice is allergic to smoke. Her al-
Iergy is so severe, in fact, lbat sbe
must carry an ionizer wilb her in
order to prevent berself from
brealbing in smoke. Breathing
smoke causes Alice to become sick
to her stomacb and even depressed.
Alice bas found !.bat it is nol very
easy to find a place on campus
where lbere were not people smokjog.
"I """t around practically crying
because 01 all tbe smoke ... 1
couldn't even think ..so I went to
LaITy Tumer and asked bim to
help, said Alice.
Turner, Community Student
Services Counselor, belped Alice
find some rooms on campus where
t.bere didn't seem to be any smokers.
One suggestion was that Alice
spend her lime in lbe library, but
she is chemically sensitive and any
long amount of lime spent in lbe li·
brary is also hazardous to her heallb.
Tumer Ielt !.bat more should be
done for Alice lban just "hiding her
New micro computers in library
fufte analysis last summer. The
IIIJKh came from lbe CbancelIor's
Office. Reasons cited were a "need
for more terminals for studenls laking
basics on computers," stated
Linda Piele, bead of Public Service
Division. The computers were placed
in lbe library to provide security
and assistance.
The hope of Judilb Pryor, librarian,
is "to provide security and assistance
by a very enthusiastic Iaculty,
staff and librarians." The intent
01 the task force is to integrate
New Microcomputer facilities
were placed in the Library/Learn-
Ing Center recently (fifteen reM
personal compute", one reM XT
personal computer and lour compact
microcomputers; Iranspcrtab1e,
reM Compatibles). They join
lbe fourteen Apple II + and lIe
computers installed In the library
last semester
'The computers were purchased
as a result 01 lbe chancellor's task
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computers into lbe class room instruction
rather than to add on an
extra class requirement for graduation.
There is a teacher/stall emphasis
to use the computers and to
encourage students to use the computers
especially in the areas of
word processing, family budget,
formulas, data base files and more.
A software collection is developing
rapidly.
Workshops bave been set up for
everyone interested, whether currently
enrolled in a computer class
or not. The two-bour workshops are
set up for initial computer u~
with no experience. The one-hour
workshops are set up for experienced
users or users who have
taken the two-hour workshops.
The 0.1 student helper or librarian
can set up self·help computer
tapes !.bat allow those studenls who
do not like workshops to work
off in a mom," so he contacted
Paul Jobnson, PSGA Senator, to
see what olber help the campus
could offer.
Johnson and Tumer fell that establishing
a No Smoking area somewhere
on campus would be a great
help to Alice and other students
who do not like smoke.
One ideal place to set up a nonsmoking
area, according to Johnson
Tumer and Alice, would be the
WLLC 0.1 vending machine area
(across from lbe Collee Shoppe).
"We picked this area because It IS
so isolated near a door and large
windows and far enough away from
lbe Coffee Shoppe so that smoke
doesn't drift over," said Turner.
Johnson aulborized a resolution
that would support designating this
area as a No Smoking area. The
resolution is being discussed by the
PSGA Senate, but it has been tabled
for the present time.
"I felt it would be a good idea
for the Senate to get behind it; that
way the administration would be
persuaded to act on it," said Johnson.
He adaed that lbe Senate appeon;
to be having mixed emotions
about passing such a resolulion.
Tumer talked with Bill Niebuhr
Union Director, to see if it would
he possible to designate the vend.
ing machine area as off limits to
smokers.
Niebuhr said that he would like
to meet with Alice in order to determine
what exactly would best
suit her needs the needs of olber
studenls as a No Smoking area.
"We did have a No Smoking area
in tbe dining room, but it was not
successful... it was difficult to
monitor. But we are willing to lake
another look at setting some.thing
up," said Niebuhr.
Alice hopes that something CIDl
be done about this situation. She
plans to meet wilb Niebuhr soon to
discuss the situation. "What really
concerns and annoys me is tbatl'm
paying tuition like anyone else and
I can't socialize wilb people because
wherever I go there are pe0ple
who smoke," she said.
Atom bomb effects
topic of discussion
On Friday. Feb. 17 at 8 p.m. the
Milwaukee Section of the American
Chemical Society will sponsor a leeture
entitled, "The Long-Term Allennalb
of the Atom Bomb in Hiroshima
and Nagasaki." The lecture
will be presented by Dr. Anthony
V. Pisciotta 01 lbe Medical
College of Wisconsin and held at
Marquelle University's Mashuda
Hall, 19th SI. and Wisconsin Ave. in
through the introduction basics.
~;llbrarian will help out with any
pro.llerns or questions.
Any student or library card user
can gain access to these computers
by signing in at lbe microcomputer
desk on 0.1 level of the library. Use
is up to two hours, or longer if no
ODe is waiting for a systt:m. Reservations
may be taken up to one
week in advance. Student and librarian
help is available during
regular library hou".
For further information on these
computers, contact Linda Piele
(553-2642) or Judith Pryor
(55302168) in the library !eaming
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reservations are required only for
lbe dinner and can be made by calling
Mrs. Nancy Degrade at 963-
4098 by Tuesday, Feb. 14.
Dr. Pisciotta will discuss the unmediate
effects 01 the atomie
bomb, such as bone marrow supression,
loss of hair, cataracts and leukemia,
as well as the long-term ef·
fecls. He will discuss his rerenl
studies in Japan on malignancies
and chromosomal abnormalities
manifested by those exposed to the
atomic bombs.
Dr. Pisciotta received his M. D.
degree from Marquette Universily
School 01 Medicine in 1944. H.
holds the rank of Professor of Medicine
at the Medical College of
Wisconsin and has been a visiting
professor at numerous universities
in lbe U. S., Canada, Chile and
Japan. Most recently he spent No
years in Japan as vice-chainnan 01
the Radiation Effects Researcb
Foundation, Hiroshima and Naga·
saki.
The Milwaukee Section or the
American Chemical Society is •
nonprofit organization with over
800 members involved in all areas
of chemistry. They are actively involved
in ~cation, research and
the producti of propucls ranging
from plastics 0 foods. The Mil·
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people to attend this imporlaDl
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''No smoking area possible
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by Jeuie Tunldeicz
ews Editor
For some students smoking not
only stinks, it gags.
Alice Johnson came to Parkside
in January as a re-entry tudent.
Unfortunately, her first weeks of
school were filled \\-ith sicknes ,
depression-and smoke.
Alice is all rgic to moke. Her al·
lergy is so severe, in fact, that she
m t carry an ionizer with her in
order to prevent her elf from
breathing in moke. Breathing
e causes Alice to become ick
to her tomach and f!\I n depressed.
Alice has found that it · not very
to find a place on campus
where there were not people mok·
ing.
"I nt around prach ally crying
because of all the smoke ... I
couldn't even think .. I went to
Larry Turner and a ed him to
help, said Ali .
Turner, Community Student
ric Counselor, helped Alice
find some rooms on camp where
off in a room," so he contacted
Paul Johnson, PSGA Senator, to
see what other help the campus
could offer.
Johnson and Turner felt that establishing
a No Smoking area somewhere
on campus would be a great
help to Alice and other students
who do not like smoke.
One ideal place to set up a non•
smoking area, according to Johnson,
Turner and Alice, would be the
WLLC 1).1 vending machine area
(across from the Coffee Shoppe).
"We picked this area because it is
· so isolated near a door and large
windows and far enough away from
the Coffee Shoppe so that smoke
doesn't drift over," said Turner.
Johnson authorized a resolution
that would upport designating this
area as a o Smoking area. The
resolution is being dlSCUS ed by the
PSGA Senate, but it has been tabled
for the present time.
"I felt it would be a good idea
for the Senate to get behind it; that
way the administration would be
persuaded to act on it," said Johnson.
He added that the Senate a
pears to be having mixed emotio:
about passing such a resolution.
Turner talked with Bill Niebuhr
Union Director, to see if it would
be possible to designate the ve.n(l.
ing machine area as off limits to
smokers.
Niebuhr said that he would like
to meet with Alice in order to determine
what exactly would best
suit her needs the needs of other
students as a No Smoking area.
. "We ~~ have a No Smoking area
m the d1rung room, but it was not
successful .. . it was difficult to
monitor. But we are willing to take
another look at setting something
up," said Niebuhr.
Alice hopes that something can
be done about this situation. She
plans to meet with Niebuhr soon to
discuss the situation. "What realty
concerns and annoys me is that I'm
paying tuition like anyone else and
I can't socialize with people becau
e wherever I go there are people
who smoke," she said.
e didn ·t m to be any smo -
ers. One ugg tion that Alice
spend time m the library, but
e cbemi y sensitJ\·e and an
Jong amount or tim spent in the library
. also hazardo to h h al•
th.
Atom bomb effects
topic of discussion
Turner felt that more , hould be
d e for Ali than j t "hidin her
Woe~ ho have been l up for
e\"eryoPe int led, whether currently
enrolled in a computer la
or not. The two-hour ·hop are
t up for irutial computer users
with no experien e. Tb one-hour
rkshops are et up for experi•
enced users or u er· ho have
en the two-hour workshop · .
Th D-1 tudent helper or librarl
can et up If-help computer
tapes that allo tho e stud n who
o not Ii e wor hop to ork
On Friday, Feb. 17 at 8 p.m . the
Milwaukee SecUon of the American
Chemical Soci ty will sponsor a lecture
entiUed, "The Long-Term Aftmnath
of the Atom Bomb in Hiroshima
and agasaki." The I -
ture will be pr ted by Dr. Anthony
V. io o( th edi I
Coll e of Wis.co in and held at
Marquette University'· fa huda
Hall, 19th St. and I n in Ave . in
through the introduction ba i . Thf brarian will help out \\-ith any
p terns or qu tions .
Any tudent or library card u er
can ~ai~ ~ess to these computer
by 1grung m at the microcomputer
~esk on 0-1 level of the library. U
lS up to two hours, or longer if no
one is aiting for a system . Reservatio~
may be taken up to one
in advance. Student and librarian
help is available during
regular library hours . .
For further information on th ·e
computer , contact Linda Piele
(553-2642) or Judith Pryor
(55302168) in the library learning
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Milwaukee. Dinner will be available
al Mashuda Hall at 7 p.m.;
reservations are required only for
~e dinner and can be made by c.Umg
Mrs. Nancy Degracie at 963-
4098 by Tuesday, Feb. 14.
Dr. Pisciotta will discu. the immediate
effects of the atomic
bomb, uch as bone marrow supr .
ion, I of hair, cataracts and leu•
kemia, as well as the long-term ef.
feels . He will discu his recent
tudJes in Japan on malignan<'ies
and chromosomal abnormalities
manifested by tho expo ed to the
atomic bomb .
Dr. p · iotta received hi 1.
degree from Marqu tte niv r ity
School of Medicme in 1944. He
holds the rank of Prof or of Medici_
ne a~ the Medical College of
WlSConsm and ha been a visiting
professor at numerous universities
in the U. S., Canada, Chile and
Japan .. Most recently he spent two
years m Japan as vice-chainnan of
the Radiation Effects Re earch
Foundation, Hiroshima and , agasaki.
The Milwaukee Section of the
American Chemical Society is a
nonprofit organization with over
800 members involved in all areas
of chemistry. They are actively in·
volved in ~cation, re earch and
the producti of propucts rangmg
from plastics o foods. The fit.
waukee Section invites all interes·
ted people to attend thi important
lecture.
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Campus blood drive
011Tbunday, Feb 16 the Blood
CeDI« will be OIl campus to condllCt
III llIUIuaI WlDler Carnival
Blood Drtwe. The boan are Inn •
a m. to S:. p m. in Vnloa 104 and
101. Appointments are not necessary,
just walk m.
Anyone giving blood may credit
it to the studen! organization 01
their cboi<e. Be sure to tell the receptioaiat
at lbe srgn-up table
wbidl orgaaizalioD you are cIonat·
ing to. This event is sponsored by
the Student Health Center and Win·
'ler Carnival Committee.
\,JIY University of Wisconsin-Parkside lnscltiflufest
~ An evening of Fine Food and Gemuemchkeit
Sat. Feb. 25 & Mar. 3
The Parkside Union
• RHINE WINE PUNCH RECEPTION
• FIVE COURSE GOURMET GERMAN DINNER
• LIVE ZITHER DINNER MUSIC
• BAVARIAN DANCE TROUPE
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INFORMATION
CENTER
553-2345
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Public Forum series School effectiveness
School District.
Brookover I author of the books,
"Creating Eflective SchOOls" and
"School Social Systems and Student
Achievement," is a leading spokesman
for the "effective schools
movement" in the U. S.
The movement, which is the subject
of increasing attention by
schools nationwide, holds that
schools, and not socioeconomic environments,
are the chief forces behind
success and failure among students
in the classroom.
Brookover has studied schools
that ellectively serve students from
all socioeconomic backgrounds and
discovered that the schools share
common characteristics. Those include
an emphasis on basic academic
skills such as reading, writing
and mathematics and high expectations
by teachers that students Wellnes~''''o;;~'wheels
"Can the Schools Work lor
Everybody?" will be a question explored
at the Public Forum series
at Parkside, featuring Wilbur
Brookover, a nationally known education
scholar who believes that
poor and disadvantaged students
can consistently achieve academic
success, and state official Howard
Fuller, a rigorous advocate of education
lor the poor.
The !ree Public Forum wili be at
7:30 p.m. on Thursday, Feb. 16 in
the Union Cinema Theater.
Responding to statements by
Brookover, a Michigan State University
professor emeritus, and Fuller.
State Employment Relations
secretary, wili be Audrey Hains, assistant
principal at Kenosha's
Tremper High School, and Jack
Parker, director 01 research and development
for the Racine Unified
A Family We11ness Program is
being establisbed at Parltside with
the aid 01 a $20,000 grant Irom the
Metropolitan Lile Foundation
aimed at heightening health awareness,
primarily among adult students
age 25 and older.
Nearly 40 percent 01 Parkside
students lit in that age group.
Parkside was one of six universities
nationwide to receive a Metropolitan
grant. Two other UW Sy..
tem campuses were grant recipients.
UW·Whitewater received $20,-
000 lor a health education program
aimed at freshmen and UW-8tevens
Point got $9,500 for a computeraided
we11ness program.
Parkside's Family We11ness Program
will consist of a mobile health
inlonnation unit that will dispense
heallb inlonnation at points around
t.v.III
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.. I~ ship is sponsoring a Bible study lor non-traditional adull students, la"
~ _ '. • ulty, staff and classified employees
t;;; i Friday Irom noon to 1 p.m. in
• Greenquist 0103 .
.. I• The study is on prayer. Those in- terested in learning more about
~ ~tn you do it, db it with Style. Heileman's Old Style" Christian communication with God
, _ e rewedMhflY. KJ<!.eusened, for a taste that'll blow YOu,~ are invited to bring a brown baC
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ii.iii:ii away. a e It worthwhI1e-mqke it Old Style. lunch and join the group. Forques-
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the campus; a resource infonnation
system that will cross-catalogue
most 01 the media, books and other
health-related information sources
available on campus as well as
community agencies available in
Kenosha and Racine; a series of
workshops on health-related topics;
and personal counseling and support
groups.
The program seeks to raise health
awareness among students,
many 01 whom have family and job
obligations in addition to academic
responsibilities, all of which make a
thorough knowledge 01 health,
nutrition, exercise and stress-management
strategies important. .
The mobHe informational unit,
call ... "wellness on wheels," will
ronsist of flexible interconnected
panels featuring a wide array of
At Parkside, Brookover will discuss
practices in schools and class.
rooms that contribute to academic
success.
• Fuller is former chair of the
Coalition to Save MilwaUkee's
North Division High School and for.
mer associate director of Marquette
University's program for education.
al opportunity. He has been an outspoken
advocate 01 equitable implementation
of the Milwaukee public
school's desegregation program. At
Parkside, he will discuss district
and state policies that can promote
equity in education.
Moderating the lorum will be
Joseph Larkin, educational outreach
coordinator at Parkside.
The forum is sponsored by Park·
side's education division and the
University Extension's Department
of Governmental Alfairs.
health information on topics sucb
as hypertension-screening and
nutrition. The unit, not powered by
motor, will present both ongoing
and changing displays and will be
moved to different areas of the
campus to insure high Visibility.
For more infonnation on these
services, call the campus Child
Care Center at 553-2227 or the student
Health Care Center at 553-
2366.
Club Events
PPS
PPS (Parkside Philosophy Society)
will feature Northwestern Uni·
versity Professor Arthur Fine in a
talk entitled "Realism?" The dis'
cussion will take place Thursday,
Feb. 9 at 3:30 p.m. in Comm Arts
129.
Peer Support
On Wednesday. Feb. 5 at 1 p.m
in Molinaro 111, Peer Support will
conduct a program entitled "How's
the Semester Going?" If you are in
need of someone to talk to aboul
school, please come. Refreshments
will be served.
Dr. Who Society
The Dr. Who Speculative Fiction
Society will meet on Saturday. Feb
18 at 6 p.m. in Union 206. Blake's 7
and a Peter Davison episode, most
likely "Four to Doomsday," will be
shown.
IVCF
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Campus blood drive
.JIY University of Wisconsin-Parkside
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1 1asclti11pf est
YJ An Even·ng of Fine Food and Gemuetlichkelt
S t. Feb. 25 & "1ar. 3
The Parkside Union
• RH I E PU CH RECEPTIO
• FIVE COURSE GOU ET GER A DIN ER
• LI E 21 HER DI ER USIC
• BAVARI O CE ROUPE
• AUTHE IC GER BA 0
s16.50
PER PERSON
BY
RESERVATIO
0, LY
RANGER
Public Forum series
School effectiveness
"Can the Schools Work for
erybod ?" will be a qu tion exp
at the Public Forum eries
at Park ide, featuring Wilbur
Broo over, a nationall_ known educati
n holar who belie\·es that
poor nd d!S3d\ nta ed students
can co · enlly achie\'e academic
ru and state o[ficial Howard
Fuller, a rigorou dtocate of edution
for the poor.
The free Public Forum will be at
7. p m. on Thursday, Feb. 16 in
the Union Cinema Theater
Responding to tatements by
O\ , a fichigan tale Uni-
·ty prof rem ritus, and Ful-
, tate Employment Relations
Lary, will be udrey Hains. a -
1 t nt princ1p I t Keno ha'
Tremper High School, and Jack
Par er, director of research and de-
I pment for the Ra me Unified
School District.
Brookover. author of the books,
Creating Effective Schools·' and
··School Social Systems and Student
Achievement," is a leading spokesman
for the "effective schools
movement" in the U S.
The movement, which is the sub·
ject of increasing attention by
chools nationwide, holds that
chools, and not socioeconomic en\<
ironments, are the chief forces behind
success and failure among students
in the cla room.
Brookover has ludied schools
that effectively serve students from
all socioeconomic background and
discovered that the chools share
common characteristics. Those include
an emphasis on basic academic
skills uch as reading, writing
and mathematics and high expectations
by teachers that students
will achieve acad mic proficiency.
At Parkside, Brookover Will discuss
practices in schools and cla .
rooms that contribute to academic
success.
Fuller is former chair of the
Coalition to Save Milwaukee's
North Division High School and former
associate director of Marquette
University's program for educational
opportunity. He has been an outspoken
advocate of equitable implementation
of the Milwaukee public
school's desegregation program. At
Parkside, he will discuss district
and state policies that can promote
eqwty in education.
Moderating the forum will be
Joseph Larkin, educational outreach
coordinator at Parkside.
The forum is sponsored by Parkide
's education division and the
University Extension's Department
of Governmental Affairs.
Wellness on wheels
A Family Welln Program is
being tablished at Parkside with
the aid of a $20,000 grant from the
Metropolitan Life Foundation
aimed at heightening health awaren
primarily among adult students
age 25 and older.
early 40 percent or Parkside
tudents fit in that age group.
Park.side was one of six universiti
- n.tionwid to receive a etropolitan
grant. Two other UW S -
tern campuses were grant recipients.
UW-Whitewater received $20,·
000 for a health education program
aimed at freshmen and UW.Stevens
Point got $9,500 for a computeraided
wellness program.
Parltside's Family Wellness Program
will consist of a mobile health
information unit that will dispense
health information at points around
the campus; a resource infonnation
ystem that will cross-catalogue
most of the media, books and other
health-related information sources
available on campus as well as
community agencies available in
Ken ha and Racine; a series or
wor hops on health-rel ted topics:
and personal counseling and support
groups.
The program to rai e health
awarene s among students,
many of whom have ramily and job
obligations in addition to academic
responsibilities, all of which make a
thorough knowledge of health,
nutrition, exercise and stress-management
strategies important. ·
Th mobile informational unit.
call "wellness on wheels," will
cons· t of flexible interconnected
panels featuring a wide array of
health infonnation on topics such
as hypertension-screening and
nutrition. The unit, not powered by
motor, will present both ongoing
and changing displays and will be
moved to different areas of the
campus to insure high visibility.
For more information on these
services, call the campus Child
Care Center at 553-2227 or the tu•
dent Health Care Center at 553-
2366.
Club Events
PPS
PPS !Parkside Philosophy Socie•
ty) will feature Northwestern University
Professor Arthur Fin in a
talk entitled "Reali m?" The dt. •
cu ion will take place Thursday,
Feb. 9 at 3:30 p.m. in Comm Art
129.
Peer Support
On Wednesday, Feb. 5 at 1 p m
in Molinaro 111, Peer Support will
conduct a program entitled "How'
the Semester Going?" If you are in
need 0£ someone to talk to about
school, please come. Refre. hmen
will be served.
Dr. Who Society
The Dr. 'Who Speculative Fi lion
Society will meet on Saturda . Feb
18 at 6 p.m. in Union 206. Blake's 7
and a Peter Davison epi ode, mo
likely "Four to Doomsday," will be
shown.
IVCF
Inter-Varsity Christian F llo\li
ship is sponsoring a Bible study for
non-traditional adult students, fa ·
ulty, staff and classified employ
Friday from noon to 1 p.m. m
Greenquist D103.
The study is on prayer. Those in·
terested in learning more abOUt
Christian communication with God
are invited to bring a brown baC
lunch and join the group. For questio~
co.ntact Bar~ Lan<>P, ,dvJsor
for NCF. 553-2122.
.. RANGER
Winter Carnival
.,~~~tu~~,~allr!.leasesimagination
News Editor But, alas, ma~y u~ the students five 'besr:'::t~':"th~":i:t:;::
Once upon a lime in a town Mvenothing to wear to the Winter ing Band is going to play and there
called Kenosha, there stood a uni- bCearhnivIadl tCPostume Ball, which will will be horse rac-e=s! e a arkside on Friday, Feb. There is no reason for students
versity named Parkside. At this 17 at 8:30 p.m, in Main Place. to miss out on the fun of the Costuuniversity
all the students were The students cried, "Oh, no! We me Ball because costumes can be
scurrying to prepare for the Winter t f d t
Carnival, which is the highlight of mus ID COsurnes to wear or we rented, homemade or invented by
WIll miss all the fun at the costume anyone.
Judith Snider. Assistant Professor
of Dramatic Arts and theatrical
costume designer at Parbide. said
IMt there are many ways to create
your own costume; the key is creativity.
"Simplicity, M<Cal1s and others
have patterns for costumes for any.
thing from E. T. to Care Bears IMt
I've seen," said Snider. "These pat.
terns cost about $2.$4. Of course
then you have to buy the fabric.
spend time constructing the costume
and have the ability to sew. The
nice thing is wben you are done.
the costume is rOOfS to keep ..
Snider suggests that costumes
can be found in your parents' or
grandparents' closets. such as your
mother's prom dress or grandpa's
old suit. "The only cost there might
be would be dry cleaning the cloth.
lngt to she said..
Other costume ideas can be
found at thrift shops and second.
band stores. Very inez pensive
clothes. sboes and hats are in great
supply at these types of shops.
"You just have to open up your un·
agmation. Be a scavenger ...!be best
costumes are the ones IMt people
have pat a little time and effort
into. as well as a Jot 01 iJDacina·
lion." added Snider.
U you don't have !be time or unagination
to create your own costume.
there are several p...... to rent
Jellyfish colloquium
The lowly jellyfish has a nervous Chemistry Club Colloquium on Frisystem
consisting of a fairly small day. Feb. 10 at 1:30 p.m. in Molina·
number of interconnected nerve ro D137.
cells. The size of the network The speaker will be Professor
makes it an ideal subject of study Leonard Passano from the Zoology
by scientists attempting to under- Department of UW·Madison. Prof.
stand how the nervous system con- Passano is a recogniud expert in
troIs an organism's behavior. the field of neurobiology and will
The jellyfISh nervous system will give a talk entitled "Jelly Behaviorbe
the subject of a Life Science- -Behavicr with a Diffuse Brain."
Everyone is welcome to attend.
Psych students meet
Did you take PSYCh260 from Dan
Pa~lson last semester or maybe
you re a student interested in improving
the current state of the
Psychology Department in general.
Either way. there will be a meeting
of concerned students in the
PSGA office (WLLC 0137. next to
the Coffee Shoppe) on Monday.
Feb. 13 at 1:15 p.m.
John Hansen,
With you 1have laughter.
With you I've seen
sunshine.
With you I've found love.
I love you, valentine.
Jen
,
Jill Nielsen,
May our love
forever
bring us peace
and happiness
wherever we
choose to go.
Ken
7 11MInda,. FdInwy I •• 184
just about any trpe of costwn. you
can think of
Furr by Us. 614 56th Street. Kenosha.
bas over 3.000 costumOi
which are for renl; pnce range
from $10-$30.
MMy Klpp sto ... 0_ ... Id
IMt C'llIlUmos wooJd bo perfO<"! for
a cooturne baD. sucb as <olor1u1
court jesters. pnnces. m 01.....
Southern Belles. '2flI I1appon and
clowns
"w. a1so carTy th""lri<al fabn.
and draper rernnan which poop
can be ~tive ..,th and creal.
tbe1irooUwnDc,o.o..tu-m-es..". ,said KJpp lEI_
aIoo ........... FIIrr .., Kipp
said thai !be storo k..,. b~
01 bats, masks ....... and g...... for
peopIo to purcbaso to ....-1 t!lftr
costumo. A foD ..... 01 theatrnl
make-iIp IS aIoo .vailablo al tho
PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE
INVITES YOU TO
SAVE ON COMBO MEALS
WITH WOODEN QUARTERS
(VALUE 25+)
EvelYlime you purchase Special Combo
meals, gel a wooden quarter FREE. Spend
your wooden quarters on food and drink
purchases - Of - save six (worth '1.50)
and we'll redeem them fOf double value
up 10 '3.00 in food. Offer good starting
Jan. 30 Ihru Feb. 29.
COMBO SPECIALS
AVAILABli
UNION DINING ROOM 7:30 am • 2:00 pm
Mon. thru FrI. • WllC COFFEESHOPPE
7:30 am • 8:00 pm
Mon. thru Thur.
7:30 am • 2:00 pm
FrIdays
'"Oon111*e lin\' Wi a a _. nkldes .when
............ . . yOU CGII ,gel A lQ lQ rll". hits!" , .
RAJ GER
Winter Carnival
Costume hall releases imaginatio
by Jennie T_unkieicz the month of February . Ball " Th II
News Editor But , alas, many of the studen fi um R ·
have nothing to wear to the \\~inter ing d · to play Once upon a time in a town
called Kenosha, there stood a university
named Parkside. At this
university all the students were
scurrying to prepare for the Winter
Carnival, which is the highlight of
Carnival Co~twne Ball , which will will be ra !
be held at Parkside on Friday. Feb. Th no r for
17 at 8:30 p.m . in Ma.in Place . to miss ou t o th fu n of ,.,_. .,.,cu, ..,
The students cried, " Oh , no! We me Ball beca
must find co tomes to wear or e rented horn
will miss all the fun at the costume
Jellyfish colloquium
The lowly jellyfish has a nervous
ystem consisting of a fairly small
number of interconnected nerve
cell . The size of the network
makes it an ideal subject of study
by scientists attempting to understand
how the nervous system controls
an organism's behavior.
The jellyfish nervous system will
be the subject of a Life Science-
Chemi try Club Colloqwum on Friday
, Feb. 10 at 1:30 p.m. in olinaro
D137 .
The peaker will be Prof r
Leonard P sano Crom the Zoo! gy
De nt of n. Prof.
Pa no is a recogniud expert m
the field of neurobiology and ·n
give a talk entiUed "Jelly Beha ·or•
-Behavior with a Diffuse Brain "
Everyon i welcome to all nd .
Psych students meet
Did you truce Psych 260 from Dan
Paulson last semester or mayb
you're a tudent interested in impro\
mg the current state of the
P Ythology Deparbnent in general.
John Hansen,
With you I have laughter.
With you I've seen
un hine.
With you I've found love.
I loi·e you, valentine.
Jen
Either way, th r will be a m t•
ing of con emed stud n in th
PSG oUice (WLLC D137, n t t
the Coffe Shoppe) on lond y,
Feb . 13 at l ·15 p.m .
ielsen.
May our love
forever
bring us peace
and happines
wherever we
choose to go.
, ... ' .. , .. ,.,,, ..
PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE
INVITES YOU TO
VE
Every ime you purchase Spec I C
meals, get a ooden qua FREE. S
your wooden q o s on food end n
purchases - or - ave ( orth 11 .50)
and we'll red m them for doub al e
up to s3_00 n food. O er ood art
Jon. 30 thru Feb. 29.
COMBO SPECIALS
AVAILABL!E
UNION DINING ROOM
7:30 am - 2:00 pm
Mon. thru Fri. • WllC COffEE SHOPPE
7:30 am - 8:00 pm
Mon. thru Thur.
7:30 am • 2:00 pm
Fridays
'Don1 take any wooden nlcldes .. when
you can gel we odefl quarters!''
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Psycho Babble
Just a MX-up
Re<ently the military ran tests on
!be multi-billioD dollar MX Missile-
SJSlem. They fired several missiles
<qUIpped with dummy ~.
On moot 01 !be missiles, !be third
..... oppareatIJ miIIin!d TIlls re-
.t.a.q..o. ls Inbyth_e _' milesJI.lissiDC their
TIlls diIturbed me greatly. I decided
to get some answers. I
"",,ted to go right to the top, so I
talked to the head of weapons de-
~Iopmentlor the army, General P.
Henry Newcomb.
Q. General Newcomb, 1 would
lib to say at the outset thank JOu
1« /fl'lllluJI _ this interview on
JU<'IJ Jbort DDtice.
A.: Well, I'm a firm beli~ that
!be people ba~ Ibe right to know
....-yIbInc about our national defeme.
I want to clear up all traces
of worry from Ibe minds of the
American public.
Q: All n,ht sir. Now I'd like 10
t« ril/JI 10 lbe point.
A.: FiDe, fiDe. Ask away.
Q.: Could you please eiplain to
me bow • project that has cosl the
pobIJc .., much mooey coo contain
such • crueW maI1unctioo?
A... Mallunction? What do you
mean?
Q.: I'm merrmg to lbe misrJre
of lhe third stage of the MX Miss;.
k.
A.. OIl, that. Actually, that's nol
• maIfuoctIoa at all. It was planned
fIlot ""1.
Q.' ~? For ",,"I purpose?
A.: Well, IS you know the god.
less Rusalan Commie scum have
very sophisticated early warning
and missile detection systems.
Q... Yes, sir, I'm aware of that.
&1 """I does lIal bave to do
with .. ?
A: Yau see, the way the missile
is designed, the Commie scum will
tract the missile and think they
have flgltted out where it is head·
ing. But at the last minute, the
third slage wi! go olf and the war.
head wiD go someplace totally dif.
ferent. Then, BOOM.
Q • Couido'l the Russians figure
out how far oul of trajectory the
IJ1ISSik will go?
A. Nope. You see, that is the
beauty of the design. Each missile
IS set up dilferenUy. Even we don't
know where the damn things are
going to go!
Q: You mean, they could go
anywhere?
A; Yup. Hee, hee. Isn't that
great?
Q: Bul sir, couldn't one of them
hil ooe of our aI1ies? Or even ooe of
our OWD cities?
A .. Oh, yeah, sure.
Q: How coo you justify lIal?
A: WeD, bell. So what if it hits
Doe of our cities? At least the damn
godless Commie Russian scum
won't get a cradt at it.
Q.: 1 beg your pardon sir, but
lIat's crazy.
A.: Of course it's crazy. It's just
crazy enoucb so that the Commie
scum won't be .able to fIgUre it out.
Gives us the element of surprise,
The big day!
Valentine's Day is a rather special holiday for two
main reasons. th t
First off, it is one of the few days of the year a
the hanks do not close. I think Wednesday, the sixteenth
of Juoe is the other.
This in itself is a minor miracle. For some unknown
reason, the hanks enjoy packing up and taking the day
off on the slightest excuse; Columbus Day, VG (Victory
in Grenada) Day, the manager's cat is sick today, etcetera.
The second main characteristic that mak~ Valentine's
Day so special is the sheer number of times you
can make a fool out of yourself over the years.
After kindergarten, when the rest of my class was '.,
physically forced to give me valentines on the threat of L.-----------------_-J being sadistically beaten with a large spiked club, came
the years of oblivion. The whole lime I was m high
school, I received one Valentine's card, from a lif~ 1~-
surance company. Thereafter I spent most Vale~tin.e s
Days cowering under the covers of my bed, Ieigning
huhonic plague. .
Most cards I gave were less than graciously received,
Threats of "Scram, scumzoid," or outbreaks of delirious
taughter were often the nonn of the day. By the
lime I was sixteen I had managed to humiliate myself
with around half the female population of high school.
My valentine given/received ratio ran into numbers
unheard of by all hut the greatest astrophysicists. I purchased
enough cards to supply a minor African emerging
nation with enough paper products for a year. The
amounts of money spent could have financed a small
colonial war. I became philosophical. The female population
obviously didn't appreciate my beller points.
How many other guys could impersonate Donald Duck
while cross-eyed?
But cards are what Valentine's Day is aD ahout.
Hallmark's production during the holiday season. is
truly astronomical, wiping out an average of 3.56 major
deciduous focests per year. Production even outstrips
Sweetest Day and !looses Day combined, hard though
that may be to believe.
The sheer vartety of card types is amazing in itsell,
allowing one to be even more certain than before of
buying the wrong card for that certain somebody. The
following guide may be helpful when purchasing your
Valentine.
The Humorous Card. The humorous card is a pretty
safe bet if you can't face the embarrassment of rejec·
tion. Laugh casually as she throws it in your face, torn
to pathetic shreds, and say words to the effect of "Ha,
did you really think it was serious? Didn't the mutilated
cat on the inside tip you off?" Then crawl in a dark
comer and Whimper for three days.
The Musical Card_ If we have the technology to lose
a multi-billion dollar sallelite in deep space, dammit,
we can build a musical valentine if we want to. Luckily,
thanks to a merciful refinement in technology sinc..e
Christmas, the damn things now stop when you close
them. Before, the only way you could get them to shut
up was hy putting them in a large vat of goulash or by
-
by
John
Kovalic
by Rick Luehr
don't you think?
Q.; Well, I suppose, but...
A.; Have I told you ahout the
other weapons we're working on?
We've got guns that shoot crooked.
We have bombs that drop copies of
Hustler on the enemy .
Q.: Hustler?
A.: Sure. Those Russians can't
get any decent porno over there, so
if we give them some it's sure to
distract them long enough for our
men to move in!
Q: But sir ...
A.: And then we've got this plan
to homh the entire U. S. ourselves
so that the godless Russian pinl<o
Commie bastard scum won't get
the pleasure! And then ...
At this point, General Newcomh
became very engrossed in his G. I.
Joe set, so I quieUy slipped out of
the room. By the way, do you know
where I can gel my hands on a ticket
to !be Soviet Unloa? I bave a
feeling, !be way these weapons
sound, that that's going to be the
safest place to be if there's a war.
**********
We live in a world full of dangers.
The streets are not safe to walk
on after dark. The threat of nuclear
holocaust hangs over our heads. Air
pollution is destroying our lungs,
and acid rain is contaminating our
drinking water. But these events
pale in the face of the most sinister
danger to our well-being in history.
The Archies are getting back together.
.
Yes, I know that sounds too ter·
rible to be !rue, but it is. It was reported
in Billboard. The horror that
was 'bubblegum' music is again
ready to manifest itself on a generation
that has 00 concept of the disastrous
consequences. I'm sure you
know what this means.
As soon as the door is opened by
the Arcmes, the way will be made
clear for The Cowsills, Shaun Cassidy,
and, yes, even the terrifying
Partridge Family.
I realize lIal the knowledge of
this horrifying fact will cause many
among you to panic, but I implore
you, keep your heads! Panic will
not help. We must act in a clear.
headed, rational manner.
We must be prepared to fight,
yes, even die if necessary.
We must not let 'buhblegum'
music pervade and desecrate our
society.
We must act now before it's too
late!
Feature
Editor
Brenda Lee,
Love's a crazy
Thing, take us both,
damn it!
feeding them to the dog, who would then play 'Jingle
Bells' every time he opened hIS mouth.
The Pornographic Card. Yes, show someone YOU
reaDy care by telling them what you wanl to do to
them with a large howl of Jello and a pair of handcuffs.
Festooned with bullocks and breasts, these cards
are for the pervert in everyone, keeping the modem
valentine spirit warm in your heart as yo~ get a lesson
in anatomy and physiology at the same lime.
The Cule Card. Snoopy and Garfield never looked
belter and they hring in millions every year. Only give
these if you know your girlfriend has a strong stomach
or hasn't eaten yet. Or if you like the color green.
I guess one of my main problems was never reaDy
knowing what to say. "I really would like to gel to
know you beller" was often replaced by "Uh ... er ...
Oh, shit, here!" after which I would strategically withdraw
to a dark comer for three days, doing my worldfamous
wonn impersonation.
As a mailer of fact, there is only one time during the
year that I would possibly consider more degrading
than Valentine's Day itself.
The day after Valentine's Day.
Logic should, the morning after, have told me to
continue tbe wonn impersonation. At least until the
rest of the class forgot whal I looked like.
n is very humbling to enter a classroom of thiriy students,
who just got through passing around the room
the valentine you gave your heartthrob yesterday. What
is worse is when the classroom breaks into spasms of
uncontrollable laughter as you enter. What is even
worse is when the biology teacher joins them.
Turning a shade of russet that would make certain
lizards jealous, I would then proceed to slink to a desk
in the back of the room, by the fresh water aquarium
where the horned toads were quietly chortling to themselves.
Luckily, by the time I was eighteen, my voice broke,
making the whole thing seem a lot less silly. But still,
when the fateful fourteenth comes around, it still amazes
me that I can so easily hark back to the days of my
youth, as my !rue love turns softly to me and whispers,
"Get lost, jerk."
Catherine.
Hard though this
May be to believe,
• find myseH
Loving you more
each day.
l 'l'llanday, Februry t, 1
Psycho Babble
Just a MX-up
Q . Could u pl explain to
~ project that has cost th
pub/i so much money can contain
, crucW maUunction?
A . llunction? What do you
n, they could
, hee. I n ' t th t
Q. · But su-, couldn't one of them
hit one of our a.Ui ? Or et·en one of
our o~n CJti ?
: Oh , e.
Q.: Ho caa you justify that'
• Well, hell. So what il it h1
on of our cities? At I the damn
g die Commie Russian scum
won't g ta era at It.
Q. : 1 beg your pardon ir, but
th t' ~ra.zy.
A.: Of course it's crazy. It's j t
crazy enough that the Commi
scum o t be able to figure i out G,,., us th element of urpri . . " ..
b)· Rick Lu br
n't th.mk?
Q.. \\'ell, I mppo , but...
A.: Ha\'e I told you bout th
oth pon we· r orldng on?
we·~ t guns that hoot crooked .
We hay born that drop copi of
H tier on the enemy.
Q: Hu tier?
A : Sure. Thoe Russians can't
gel ny d nt porno ov there, so
if e giv them some it's ure to
distract them long enough for our
men to move in!
Q: But sir ...
A. : And then we'\•e got thlS plan
to bomb th entire . S. ourselv
so that the godl Russian pinko
Commie bastard um on't get
the pl ure! And then ..
At this pomt, General ewcomb
became very engrossed in his G. l .
Joe t, I qui Uy lipped out of
the room. By the way, do you know
where I can get my hands on a tick•
et to the Soviet Union? I have a
feeling, the way these weapons
sound, that that's going to be the
saf t place to be if there's a war.
**********
We live in a world full of dan·
gers.
The treets are not safe to walk
on after dark. The threat of nuclear
holocaust hangs over our beads . Air
pollution is destroying our lung .
and acid rain is contaminating our
drinking water. But these events
pale in the face of the most sinister
danger to our well-being in history.
The Archies are getting back to♦
gether. ·
Y , I ow that sounds too ter•
rible to be true, but it i . It was reported
m Billboard . The horror that
s bubblegum' music is again
r dy to manif t itsell on a gener•
ation that has no concept of the disastro
consequenc . I'm ure you
know hat this means.
soon as the door is opened by
the Archles, the way will be made
cl for The Co ills, haun ·j.
dy, and, yes, even the terrifying
Partridge Family.
I realize that the knowled e of
this bomfying fact will cause many
among you to panic, but I implore
you, keep your heads! Panic \\-;U
not help . We must a t in a clearheaded,
rational manner.
We must be prepared to fight.
y , e\·en die if necessary .
We must not I t 'bubblegwn'
musi pervade and desecrate our
I ty.
We must act now before it' too
late1
RANGEi\
--. The big day!
Valentine's Day is a rather special holiday for two
main reasons
Fmt off, it is one of the few days of the y~r that
the banks do not close. I think Wednesday, the sixteenth
of June is the other.
This in itself is a minor miracle. For some unknown
reason, the banks enjoy packing up and taking th_e day
off on the slightest excuse: Columbus Day, VG (Victory
in Grenada) Day, the manager's cat is sick today, etcetera.
The econd main characteristic that mak~ Valen·
tine's Day so special is the sheer number of times you
can make a fool out of yourself over the years.
by
John
Kovalic
Feature
Editor
After kindergarten, when the r~t of my class was
ph ically forced to give me valentines ?n the threat of L------------------..1
being distkally beaten with a larg~ spiked cl~~· c~e
the years of oblivion. The whole time I Wa:i ~ hi_gh
hool, I recei\'ed one Valentine's card, from a lif~ ~urance
company. Thereafter I spent most Vale~tin_e s
Days cowering under the covers of my bed, feignmg
bubonic plague. .
-t cards I gave were less than graciously receive_d.
Threats of "Scram, scumzoid, ·• or outbreaks of delir·
ious laughter were often the norm of the day. By the
time I was sixteen I had managed to humiliate myself
\\-ith round hall the female population of high school.
~y valentine given/received ratio ran into numbers
unheard of by all but the greatest a~trophy~cists. I pur•
chased enough cards to supply a mmor Afncan emerg•
ing nation with enough paper products for a year. The
amounts of money spent could have financed a small
colonial war. I became philosophical. The female J>?PU·
talion obviously didn't appreciate my better pomts.
How many other guys could impersonate Donald Duck
while cro -eyed?
But cards are what Valentine's Day is all about.
Hallmark's production during the holiday season. is
truly astronomical, wiping out an average of 3.56 ma~or
deciduous for-ests per year. Production ev outstrips
Sweetest Day and Bosses Day combined. hard though
that may be to believe.
The sheer variety of card types is amazing in itself,
allowing one to be even more certain than before of
buying the wTOng card for that certain som~y. The
following guide may be helpful when purcha mg your
Valentine.
The Humorous Card. The humorous card is a pretty
safe bet iI you can't face the embarrassment of rejec·
tion. Laugh casually as she throws it in your face, tom
to pathetic shreds, and say words to the effect of "Ha,
did you really think it was serious? Didn't the mutilated
cat on the inside tip you off?" Then crawl in a dark
comer and whimper for three days.
The Mu ical Card. H we have the technology to lo e
a multi-billion dollar sattelite in deep space, dammit,
we can build a musical valentine iI we want to . Luck•
ily, thanks to a merciful refinement in technology since
Chrisbnas, the damn things now stop when you close
them Before, the only way you could get them to shut
up was by putting them in a large vat of goulash or by
Brenda Lee,
Love's a crazy
Thing, take us both,
damn it!
feeding them to the dog, who_ would then play 'Jingle
Bells' every time he opened his mouth.
The Pornographic Card. Yes, show someone you
really care by telling them what you w~t to do to
them with a large bowl of Jello and a pair of handcuffs.
Festooned with buttocks and breasts, these cards
are for the pervert in everyone, keeping the modem
valentine spirit warm in your heart as yo~ get a lesson
in anatomy and physiology at the same time.
The Cute Card. Snoopy and Garfield never looked
better and they bring in millions every year. Only give
these if you know your girllriend has a strong stomach
or hasn't eaten yet. Or if you like the color green .
I guess one of my main problems was never really
knowing what to say. "I really would like to get to
know you better" was often replaced by "Uh ... er. ~
Oh, shit, here!" after which I would strategically withdraw
to a dark comer for three days, doing my world•
famous worm impersonation.
As a matter of fact, there is only one time during the
year that I would possibly con ider mo e de ding
than Valentine's Day itself.
The day after Valentine's Day.
Logic should, the morning after, have told me to
continue the worm impersonation. At least until the
rest of the class forgot what I looked like.
It is very humbling to enter a classroom of thirty stu•
dents, who just got through passing around the room
the valentine you gave your heartthrob yesterday. What
is worse is when the classroom breaks into spasms of
uncontrollable laughter as you enter. What is even
worse is when the biology teacher joins them.
Turning a shade of russet that would make certain
lizards jealous, I would then proceed to slink to a desk
in the back of the room, by the fresh water aquarium
where the horned toads were quietly chortling to themselves.
Luckily, by the time I was eighteen, my voice broke,
making the whole thing seem a lot less silly. But still,
when the fateful fourteenth comes around, it still amazes
me that I can so easily hark back to the days of my
youth, as my true love turns softly to me and whi pers,
"Get lost, jerk. "
Catherine,
ffilNI though this
May be to believe,
I find myseH
Loving you more
each day.
sttav-el-Ahroad
London calling
by TODyRogers I found It interesting that while
American 'burbs' typically coosist
of pre-fab, subdivision houses less
than ten years old, a London borough
is often entirely Victorian filled
with narrow red brick houses
one hundred years old or more. f
was lucky enough to live with an
English family in Ealing who were
wonderf~1 people, and some of my
most enjoyable experiences in London
were spent with them.
Although Ealing is a fair distance
from central London, it was easy to
get into town using the 'tube: or
subway. I've heard it said that, mile
for mile, London's tube is more expensive
to travel on than Concorde,
and at a pound sixty for a roundtrip
ticket (over two American dollars),
it's not hard 10 believe. But
central London is certainly worth
the trip.
In fact, to explore London nrooerly
and get a 'feel' for the city, it
is necessary to make many such
trips. London is a huge cily, larger
than Chicago, but unlike most
American cities, London has been
built 'out' instead of 'up.' Tbere are
taller buildings in Milwaukee than
there are in London, so the city is
spread out over a vast area with
Central London divided into many
sections.
The first place I wenl to was Pi.,.
cadilly Circus. I was still a bit c0nfused
by the tube system, ond almost
missed the Piccadilly station.
There were cars everywhere, it
seemed, and even more peop~. I
suddenly felt dazed, and this feeling
was magnified when I lir13lly looked
up and saW the huge, world-fa-
Irecently spent three months in
Loadon and when asked to write an
II1ide for the Ranger on the city
and my experiences, I was delighted.
Atlirst.
M I began to write, attempting
to describe London and what there
Is to do there, I realized that I had
I prnbIem. Ididn't know where to
start.
Tbere was simply too much
puomd to cover, too many places
IDd things to include. I couldn't
write adequately about such an ineredIbIe
city within the conlines of
I siJlCIe newspaper article.
But I8Dl not one to be deterred
by IUCIl obvious prohlems, so I decided
to give this article 'the old
tOIJe&e lIy: so to speak. If it tums
oat lbat one article cannot do justice
to London, then I'll write a few
1DlIn, Feature Editor willing. I'll
becID at the beginning.
Iwst to London as part of UWPIItteviJle's
international studies
JINIf'Im. and spent a semester
IIludJInc It a 'college of higher edutIIloD.'
Eng1aDd has basically three
....... of htgher educaton: uni-
I8IIlIea, polytechnics and colleges
al/llgber education. Universities in
iIIclond are much more difficult to
pia IIItry to than those in the
~ Slates and can be quite exp.
e.D..Il.v.el especially for overseas stu~ Ilived In Ealing, a pleasant boraugb
of London. Very few people
Iiv« within the city itself.
mous neon signs of PIccadilly.
. Icrossed the street to the square
in the circus center and sal do""
on the steps 01 the stalue 01 Eros. I
looked around me; there were
other tourists who lool<ed as dazed
as Idid and a large group 01 punks,
decked out in thelr saturday nighl
best.
I had never seen anlllunc like
them beIore, so like the idiot I am.
I tried to take a picture 01 them.
One 01 the larger members of the
group, a burly fellow WIth I pink
mahan several leet high, immediately
yelled something at me To
this day I'm oot sure what he said,
but f think I can guess. 1 qukkly
stulled my camera away and sal
down aain. I felt like such a tourm,
Sobo is ooIy I few blo<ts from
Piccadilly, and Iwent there next It
wasn't nearly as sleazy as I thougbt
it would be. (DlSappou>ted~-M)
There were plenty of striptease
joints, topless han and sex sbops
selling various electroruc rubber
Items, but there were l\so many 11>-
terestine-looking resla urants-lndian,
Greek, IWian and Clunese. just
to name I few. Saba IS sale as well.
at night, as IS most of London
Near Piccadilly are many of Londoa's
'West End' tbealen Tbe CIty
boasts In IncredIble ,"nety of
pial", musicals, dramas and c0medies,
as "ell as lDIlly lvanle-pnle
productions in the 'frin&e' tbeatss
You could probably go to I difler·
ent play eo;ery IUiht of the l-- m
London. 1II.'hatl$ espe<Ully lemfic
about London theater IS the cost
Unlike Broadway, London', West
EndisSUlllrislnctJ
saw about teD pia. lD Londou
and ..... sperll more lIla11
to elghl Amencall dolIan CD IIlJ
oee.
Another fastlllatin. p was
Kulg's Road. wbes-e!DID of \be
Clly'S punks oul Here _ n.a
lind sbops seI1lDC e<erytiwII from
studded leather belts and the Ia
........ ve a1bumI to teD diff
colon 01 paull far your mohawk.
For shoppul&, there are ..-ral
dillermt areas 01 town to c!ledl
au Tbe KeftSin&Ioo .,.,. Is wbes-e
r.- 01 the bic IieparImeIlt
like Harrod', are IoclIted, bullDlDJ
01 tbese are '"er1 ell' he. For
cheaper mdf, opeD-et mart.Its ....
the place to go Tbe Pet I LaDe'
martel near U'OfllOOl the
Cam> St martell are p, ond
'e lots 01 _t stull_ 01 .1
junk. but _ the '
PA SI
• - 4.
- Ala. I fear I riIbt ODe IflJc:
1e ~ do jusli<e to Loadon ru COIll1DUe next more
thinp to do lD Loc>doe ond
wbes-e, 10 until
History 214 Valentines through the ages
By Michael Lee Firchow
Contrary to popular belief,
Valentine', Day did not originate in
\be days of Saint Valentine. It actUally
started in the primitive era of
man's being. It was a time when
men were men and women
weren't.
"Uggh, I goona pull her over my
~ hack and steal her ... uggh ...ugguggh
away. Then I gonna kill a
pterodactyl and give her its heart
CIIZ.
"This line was found on a cave wan in a matter of pictures. So
henceforth it can be agreed upon
that no religious order (or disorder)
pve birth to whal is noW referred
to as Valentine's Day.
Many a state rose and fell before
Saint Rudolph Valentine initiated
Feb. 14 as the day of shared love. It
_ definitely the Greeks who got
to the bottom of the meaning and
licnificance of it all. The Greeks
IiYed in a lime when virgins were
Illered, and sacrilices were virgins,
lao: -9oenolea' has .been noted for' .
saying, "You ask me 'What is
piety?' It is not examples nor a
pious act, nor even is it what the
gods love. It is H_A_L_L_~I_A
-R-K!"
Another empire rose and fell before
Rudy's ascension-the Roman
Empire, It was a time when
women were women and so were
Blow-uP Linda dolis. Young Brutus
has been knO\\.'O to have said. "Gee.
I was the only person in the class
who didn't get a Valentine's Da)'
card from Jules, I'u get even ..,..tb
hIm for that!"
NoW we move to a time. al
swash-buckling heroes dashlDg
about in suits of annor. TIus ,,-as a
time when the Holy Grad IN,as
sought for, but the meaning of life
wasn'\....roaming amongst the myriads
of spouting corpses staggen
one lone roan mumbling. '"DOf palO.
nor armed fleet, nor ~'. nor ho
can stop me from d~Venng my
Valentine's day cards···
M we _ leaVe the en 01ernpires,
the modern forms nne I 11
IS the arts that are pm-aIent in au
walks of n...-louod bfe \'a1tnl1ne's
Day becaI1le I tbln« or the
until the noveleers retJ~ the
name. '()\'eJ5 wer~ \\TIUen about
exCUrsIOnsof \O\-e aDd 1'OJ'3.te lllto
tbew~~of~ ItwuJtUU
time thai Harvey n wrote his
IIrst love no 'el- H.rrer Qwnn
presents ,\ly t~tim>le Lo'e m CaDterbutY
.
In the lower nud «Dtral 20th
century, the Imagis\S 101 I ether
to compose a poem a t Va1eI>-
lines Day They wanted to creale
the ollidal poem of the 1920 OlympICS.
II wenl ",me!hmg like this
ThoughUul!y
You brought me
Many giflS on
ValeDIme',
Day.
BeauWuI
l'1o""" that
You sent me
perfumed the
Air.
And now at the day the
...... 1 01 Volentine" Day IS nm-
_ rampant II IS I Urne .-beD
womeo are WOIIleII aDd we
used tD lb~lr plac~ Iidren
througbool the !aDd 1Il\-ade the lISIes
01 K-Mart lD seardl 01 loIr T
Valentine cards thai read HappJ
Volenline', Day, Foo' ..
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RANGER
travel Abroad
London calling
by Tony Rogers I found it interesting that while
I recently spent three months in
London and when asked to write an
article for the Ranger on the city
and my experiences. I was deligh ted.
At first.
As I began to write, attempting
to describe London and what there
b to do there, I realized that I had
1 problem. I didn 't know where to
start.
There was simply too much
ground to cover, too many places
and things to include. I couldn't
write adequately about such an incredible
city within the confines of
1 single newspaper article.
But I am not one to be deterred
by such obvious problems, so I decided
to give this article 'the old
college try,' so to speak. H it turns
out that one article cannot do justice
lo London, then I'll write a few
more, Feature Editor willing. I'll
begin at the beginning.
I went to London as part of UWPlatteville's
international studies
program, and spent a semester
studying at a 'college of higher education.'
England has basically three
llvisions of higher educaton: uni\
lfflities, polyteclmlcs and colleges
of bigher education. Universities in
&:ng)and are much more difficult to
pin entry to than those in the
United States and can be quite expensive,
especially for overseas tudents.
I lived in Ealing, a pleasant borough
of London. Very few people
live within the city itseli.
History 214
American 'burbs' typically consist
of pre-fab, subdivision houses less
than ten years old, a London borough
is often entirely Victorian fil.
led with narrow red brick ho1
one hundred years old or more. I
was lucky enough to live l\ith an
English family in Ealing who wer
wonderful people, and ome of my
most enjoyable experiences in London
were spent with them .
Although Ealing is a fair distance
from central London , it was easy to
get into town using the 'tube ,' or
subway . I've heard it said that, mile
for mile , London 's tube is more expensive
to travel on than Concorde ,
and at a pound sixty for a roundtrip
ticket (over two American dollars),
it's not hard to believe. But
central London is certaml)' rth
the trip.
In fact, to explore London Prot>erly
and get a 'feel' for th city, it
is necessary to make many such
trips. London is a huge cit , wger
than Chicago, but unlike mo t
American cities, London
built 'out' instead of 'up.' There
taller buildings in Mil ukee than
there are in London, so the dty is
spread out over t th
Central London divided into many
sections.
The first place I
cadilly Circus . I
fused by th ube
most missed the Pi dilly
There were car e, t} h r •
seemed, and even more peopl
suddenly felt dazed, and th1 r
was magnified when I finally
ed up and saw the hu rld-f
Valentines through the age
By Michael Lee Firchow
ontrary to popular belief.
Valentine' Day did not originate in
the days of Saint Valentine. It actually
tarted in the primitive era of
man·s being. It was a time when
m n were men and women
v.er n't.
"Uggh, I gonna pull her over my
left back and teal her .. uggh ... ug guggh
away. Then I gonna kill a
pterodactyl and give her its heart
C\12,
''This line was found on a cave
wall in a matter of picture . So
henceforth it can be agreed upon
that no religious order (or disorder)
gave birth to what is now referred
lo a Valentine's Day.
Many a state ro e and fell before
Saint Rudolph Valentine initiated
Feb. 14 as the day of hared love. It
was definitely the Greeks who got
to the bottom of the meaning and
significance of it all. The Greeks
lived in a time when \"irgins were
satted, and sacrifices were virgins,
too: ·Socrates has • been noted for ·
ll
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rOYtllI. ISide /rom the Ilct that his
....... IS RobbIt Eicbhom. rtf.....
to do It WtIl lllyWay ....... goes
notbin
TIlt romle "TradiDg Pleees" wiU
be shown this a1ttmoon at 3:30 and
will be repeated tomorrow at 1:30
IIld 7 30 P m IIld 01> Sund3y al 2
pm. Thls R.... led leature iJ _
led by PAD
UD: entitled "Blick W....... :
"~11 Agalns,lIle Odds -
Imlll" 01 Black Wom.. La Ill.
ArIa," by Is, Freida High·Wastk-
~onl' 01 UW-Madis.n will be
pr nled tonight at 7 p.m. In
Union 104 TIlt program Is Iree and
0POll to the public,
Also tonigbt there will be a
dance 'eaturi., 'JIox" at 8:30 p.m.
'n UNOn SqIWe. Admission IS $1
lor I P.n.ide .tudent and $2 'or a
euet The dance Is sponsored by
th er-popular PAD
Friday It I p.m. there will be a
paoUy rMcWrc .., Prof. W1IIie Hoy
lJowtlDs IIld Dorice Home entilled
"Block Poetry aad !be BIatk Expon.-:'
The reading iJ Iree and
0peII to the public.
Friday tv......,. there will be I
coocert by the WiJconsln Conlemporary
Music Forum al 8 p.m. in
the Commurucauon Arts 1'hf-atpr
TIlt concert is free and 0peII 10 the
public.
On Sunday It 2 p.m. the film
"Piu&e" will be shown in the
Unioa CIDema. TIlt film is part 01
!be Foreip Film Series. Some tickets
do remain 01> sale lor Sunday's
shoWUl/l .
A roundtable entitled "wtsce •.
sU's Reveaue Sbariog: Good. or
Bad1" by Senator John Maurer (DKenosha)
will be presented Monday
at noon in Union 106. The program
is free and 0POll to the public.
On Tuesday !bere will be a CoIleehouse
at noon in Union Square,
leaturmg comedian Joel Madis ••.
All are welcome; admission is free.
sponsored by, guess who, PAB.
Joel Madison will also appear al 9
p.m. in Union Square. Admission is
Iree with your basketball exchange
Ucket or $3
Also on Tuesday, the film "MaIc:
oIm X" wiU be shown at 7 p.m. in
the UniOft Cinema. Admission is
lree, sponsored by, this is gelting
redundant, PAB.
A workshop, uExerclse as it Re-
Ia,es 10 W.Iloess," by Beth Roberson,
will laIce place on Wednesday,
Feb. 15 in Union 106. The workshop
is free and 0POll to tile pUblic.
**********
Jusl a personal aside to my editor,
you know him, you love him,
you can'l live without him, John
Kovalic: U you ever make me do
tIlis again, I'U break your kneecaps.
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ValId Unil February 15,1984
Once Ober Easy
A nutty
kind of guy
"Salted Peants," is a book of "1800 Tantalizing
Facts" compiled by E. C. McKenzie. This fun-filled
coDection is meant to be "read, relished and repeated."
Facts like 'The Statue 01 Liberty weighs 225 tons,"
"The common house fly does not breed tn Alaska,"
and "/I is not recorded in the Bible that Jesus Christ
was ever sick," fill the 120 pages.
Wonderful.
These would be made exciting if a paragraph 01 evidence
followed each alleged truism, But, alas, readers
musl laIce E. C. 's word.
Because most 01 these are not highly-though-of,
there must be many unshelled peanuts lying around.
My research has cracked open the covers to other unknown
facts. As wilb Mr. McKenzie's findings, you
must take my word on these.
**********
Dust settles on things, never in.
The driving habits 01 United Postal Service mailmen
initiated the phrase, "Look out, honey, here comes a
truck!"
Kenosha roads are places where tires lear to tread.
Stars twinkle because of retinitis pigmentosa in
every human eye.
Salad dressing received its name from a medieval
harlequin named Josey the Pussycat.
TIlt Charge 01 tile Light Brigade was contracted
tbrough General Electric.
In 1857, lbe lirst community mannequin lire was lit
in Brizboe, Maine. /I is reenacted every June 30 to
commemorate the incoming fiscal year.
Spots and lines appearing in fingernails indicate local
weather patterns. .
Cows wagging their tails indicate their joy in being
noticed by passmg molorists.
Cows drink a third 01 their intake at night...
...which creates the alcohol content in homogenized
milk
.... which gives them a hangover, causing them to
moo
...milling around swinging singles' barns.
/I is possible lor a rainbow to lorm Irom a runny
nostril.
Custer's Last Stand went out of business on February
25, 1876.
It is possible lor lish to ice skate (just toss one across
the ice.)
Overweigbt boxing Dutchmen actually shed skin
while training.
. In tile year 205 B.C., the Romans passed a law prohibIting
tile use 01 squirrel pelts as doormats.
It is p....pbesied in lbe Bible lbat someone would
score 100 points in a professional basketllall game.
In Baltimore it is illegal lor bums to sleep on the
wrong SIde 01 the street in winter.
It is impossible lor a game show host 10 become successful
In another role.
Benjamin Franklin dyed his bair bald.
84% 01 a raw jok. is malicious.
The largest potato ever baited weigbed twenty-live
pounds. It was pIcked August 12, 1943, in Lute, Idaho.
The potato was 18 "lcbes long with a circumference 01
-
by Dick Oberbruner
seven inches. It was garnished with six pounds 01 sour
cream.
Daylight Savings Time was introduced before tbe
sun came up.l
Hall 01 the world's problems are in the United
States. The other half do not matter.
. The sky above us contains nOlT! Sagan tons 01 bot
JI1r.
Around 1900, J. Cavendish Gunner invented electrically
heated socks.
. Blindlolded tests, have proven that joggers can rerog_
mze their partners by smell.
**********
Pig iron is made from the same ingredients as hot
dogs. '
"Shenandoah" means "pass your cheese sandwich to
the virgin."
~~COhOI has a way of turning anyone into a corne-
A sn~ is the most violent bodily lunction.
A r~plst commits a crime of violence.
A sneezing rapist is the most dangerous being on
earth.
King George I, 01 England, losl his socks in a poker
game. He subsequently contracted pneumonia and
died.
The. silly word 'supercallilragilisticexpialidocious'
was discovered on an LSD trip.
Toads and frogs are olten conlused. Toads give oil
warts when kissed. Frogs turn into handsome princes.
Russian KGB agents are nicknamed 'gremlins.'
Ostriches bury their heads lor lear 01 blushing in
public.
Las Vegas and Reno are the only two ciUes in
Nevada.
"Kissin'. Cousins," an Elvis Presley mOVie, can never
be shown m lhe state 01 Utah.
The summertime dredging 01 Lake Mnkwonago
helps to leed tbe Southeast Asian relugees outside 01
Ft. McCoy,
Tbe three most level regions in the United Slates are
Illinois, Louisiana and Fritz Holling's bald spot.
The lirst organized baseball game was played in
1673. Joliet beal Marquette 27 to 18. ,
In lbe state 01 Maine, it is illegal to swim in a bathtub.
The highest bodily temperature ever recorded was at
a busmess meeting in Kilchen, Nebraska on July 17.
1987. Max Van RUIl, County Seed Dispatcher, recorded
121 degrees Celsius.
It is good luck lor American boxers to wear red,
white and blue athletic supporters.
Marijuana snifling police dogs are always high.
. Sociological researcb has proven that janitors are in-
VISIble unless needed.
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~ e!UDess," by Beth Rober•
p on 'edn a),
nion 106. The workd
open to the public.
**********
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fhe way Chinese
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WE ARE OUT TO SET A
F. A. D. MAGE
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Affordable
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Val d Unfll February 15, 1984
Once Ober Easy
A nutty
kindof guy
"Salted Peanuts," is a book of "1800 Tantalizing
Facts' compiled by E . C. kKenzie. This fun-filled
collection is meant to be "read, relished and repeated
."
F like ' The tatue of Liberty weighs 225 tons,"
" The common house fly does not breed tn Alas~."
and " ll • not recorded in the Bible that Jesus Christ
ras e..-er , " fill the 120 pages.
'ond rful.
Th would be made ex<.'iting if a paragraph of evid
n follo ·ed each alleged trui m But, alas, readers
e E. C.' word.
Beca mo t of th se re not highly-though-of,
there m t be many un helled peanuts lying around .
1y r rch has cracked open the covers to other unkno
11 fa cts. As with ir. McKenzie's findings , you
m t e my word on th e.
**********
ttl · on things , never m .
The driving habits of nited Po ta! Service mailmen
initiated the phrase, "Loo out, honey, here comes a
tru k l"
Keno ha roads are plac where tires fear to tread.
Stars twinkle because of retinitis pigmentosa in
every human eye .
d dr ng received i name from a medieval
harlequin named Josey the Pus ycat
The Charge of the Light Brigade wa contracted
through General Electric.
In 1857, the first community mannequin fire was lit
in Brizboe, laine. It 1S reenacted every June 30 to
commemorate the incoming fiscal year.
Spots and lines appearing in fingernails indicate local
weather patterns .
Co s wagging their tails indicate their joy in being
noticed by passing motorists.
Cows drink a third of their intake at night...
... wruch creates the alcohol content in homogenized
milk
.w.wh1ch gives them a hangover, causing them to
moo
••. milling around swinging ·ingles' barns .
It is po 'ble for a rainbow to form from a runny
nostril.
Custer's Last Stand went out of business on February
25, 187 .
It is po ible for fish to ice skate (just toss one across
the ice. )
Overweight boxing Dutchmen actually shed skin
while training.
. ~ . the )'ear 205 B. C., the Romans passed a law prohi
b1ting the use of squirrel pelts as doormats.
It is prophesied in the Bible that someone would
re 100 points in a professional basketball game.
In 8a:!timore it is illegal for bums to sleep on the
wrong de of the street m "'inter.
It is ~~ible for a game how ho t to become sucuJ
m another role.
Benjamin Franklin dyed his hair bald.
84 of a raw joke is malicious.
The largest ~tato ever baked eighed twenty-five
pounds . It was p1~ed August 12, 1943, in Lute, Idaho.
The potato 18 inches long with a circumference of
by Dick Oberbruner
seven inches . It was garnished with six pounds of sour
cream.
Daylight Saving Time was introduced before the
sun came up .I
Half of the world's problems are in the United
States. The other half do not matter.
The sky above us contains n~1 Sagan tons or hot
air.
Around 1900 , J . Cavendi h Gunner invented electrically
heated cks .
Blindfolded tests_ have proven that joggers can recognize
their partners by smell.
**********
Pig iron is made from the same ingredien as hot
dogs. ·
"Shenandoah " means " pa · your cheei;e sandwich to
the virgin ."
Alcohol has a way of turning ny ne int comedian.
A sneeze is the most violent bodily function .
A rapist commits a crime of violence
A sneezing rapist is the most dang;rous being on
earth.
King George I, of England, lost his socks in a poker
game. He subsequently contracted pneumonia and
died.
The silly word 'supercallifragili ticexpialidocious'
was discovered on an LSD trip.
Toads and frogs are often confused. Toads give off
warts when kissed. Frogs turn into handsome princes.
Russian KGB agents are nicknamed 'gremlins.'
Ostriches bury their heads for fear of blushing in
public .
Las Vegas and Reno are the only two cities in
Nevada.
"Kissin' Cousins," an Elvis Presley movie can never
be shown in the state of Utah. '
The summertime dredging of Lake Mukwonago
helps to feed the Southeast Asian refugees outside of
Ft. fcCoy.
The three most level regions in the United States are
Illinois, Louisiana and Fritz Holling's bald pot.
The first organized baseball game was played in
1673. Joliet beat Marquette 27 to 18. .
In the state of Maine, it is illegal to swim in a bathtub.
Th~ highest bodily temperature ever recorded was at
a business meeting in Kitchen, ebraska on July 17,
1937. Max Van Ruff, County Seed Dispatcher, recorded
121 degrees Celsius.
I.t is good luck for American boxers to wear red,
white and blue athletic supporters.
Marijuana sniffing police dogs are always high.
. ~iological research has proven that janitors are inVI
1ble unless needed.
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Sporu Editor
Held here Feb, 5 on the National
Cross Country Ski Course was a
beDeflt 15K croso country ski race.
Tbe beaelil was held for the
IIlomediraJ Researcb Institute here
on campus
Preparing for the race was not
an easy task. said race coordinators
Ed Wallen and Kai Hansen. Wallen
IS a prof essor at Parkside and Hansen
IS president of the Nordic Ski
Club.
Hansen said. "W. worked hard
on the trails getung them ready for
the race. There was not enough
snow lor a good track. so we had to
shovel snow onto the track to cover
the bare spots."
Wailea abo commeated, "We
IpeDt about 100 man houn groom_
inll the tract. making sure it was
IOOd before the raee."
The day 01 Ibe raee, the tract
... Ot for competition. The hard
_ on the course paid aU. The
compeliton liked Ibe course. "The
compelilloD ~y loved the course.
Some said It ... the best one \bey
we-e .... 011." said Wallen.
One 01 the lop IoraJ competiton
... Hansen. who was third on the
open and sixth overall. His lime for
the 15K (ew 10.2 miles) was 52:02.
He commented. "1 was pretty
happy with bow 1 did. It was about
what I normally finish:'
The weather played a factor SUnday.
There ... lOme SIlOW a!ld the
- _ eoId. ..1I ..... ·t bolber
you lOll madl once you get
started, .. Hansen ald.
Otber top competitors w.r.
Terry Daley rrom Menomonee
Falls. who carne in first overall. His
oYeraIl f_ lime was 46:27.
The ski ra<e was also sanctioned
by the USSA (United States Ski Association)
as a junior Olympic
tryout race. Terry Daley was on. of
the people trying out. He is a hopeful
for the U. S. Olympic team. He
is young and has improved very
much in the past few years.
The second place winner was
Bret Borowski from Oconomowoc
with a lim. of 51:53.
From Racine were marathon
runners Reith and Kim Merritt.
Keith was fourth in his class. and
Kim placed second in the women's
open.
The winning woman was Elfriede
Finnegan, a member of the Nordic
Club. WIth a tim. of 70:28.
For fun, there was a 5K race,
won by Jim Didomenigo in 22:53.
The benefit was a success. "I'd
say about $1000 was raised for the
Institut e," Wallen said. Th•• vent
was sponsored by Parkside's Bio-
Med Research Institute and the
Nordic Ski Club.
"Considering the weather. which
was cold and windy. w. had about
200 competitors. It was a picturesque
race," said Wallen.
- •
'nie ~ race ia
the cold aad mow.
EJms:irJg
Claus leads team
""cola, 1Ddiaaa: Senior Sabine
Claus fencing foil won 19 out of 21
bouts and junior BiD Thomas won 8
01 9 bouts in a acbedu1ed five-team
loumament at Tli-state University
on Feb. 4. .
Claus led the team with a 90 percent
win ratio. Thomas followed
closely with a 89 percent ratio.
Competing against Parksid.·s finest
were Notre Dam •• SI. Mary's
BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH
pr••• nt.:
(60'., 70'., 80'.)
Friday, February 10
8:30 pm • 12:30 am
MIND IF
I SMOKE?
Saturday, February 11
1:30 pm • 12:30 am
NO COVER CHARGE
WITH PARKS/DE /0
All bar drinks
& beer $1.00
FEDS
Wed., Feb. 15
After
Midnight
(Top 40)
Specie'
ALABAMA SLAMMERS 50<
11:30 pm • 12:30 em
•• • • .....- .... .
'" . .. -- .
Academy. Tli-5tate U. of Angola
and Cleveland Stat. U.
Also scoring for the Rangers
were Rick Ogren and Whitney Harmon
with their first coDegiat. victories.
Coach Loran H.in was Visibly
heart.ned by the performances of
aU of his fencers. "Claus' achievem'nt
was remarkabl •. I'm glad she
proved to us and to herself that she
ean win big," he said.
Because they are lacking six
(encers, the Ranger duelists were
unabl. to d.feat any of the oth.r
teams. Th.y had to forfeit 21 of 39
points against each school. Four of
the team's fencers are first-year
athl.tes.
On Feb. 11 the Rang.r f.ncing
team WIll Irav.l to Madison to take
on the Badg.rs. Michigan Stat. and
Minnesota U.
~Women remain at .500
by Patricia Camhie
Sports EdItor
Th. women won one and lost on.
to sustain their record at the .500
mark.
Friday was a day for victory
when the women walked off with a
63-58 win against Stevens Point.
Th.y were down the whol. gam e,
but m the last four minutes th.y
slo1e lb. gam •.
"We were down the whole game,
and Iben at 4:45 l.ft in the gam.
w. tied it at 58 and th.y didn't
scor. the last four and one-half
minutes of the gam •• and w. did. I
was glad we won," said Coach Noreen
Goggin.
Scores were in the double figures
for three outstanding play.rs. Jeann.
Jacobs scored a t.am high of 19
points and 11 r.bounds. Deb Ambroso
chalked up 16 points and Tracit
Sylv.ster added 10 points to the
score.
The women lost to Green Bay
the n.xt day. 78-57. L.ading scorers
were Robin Henschel with 16
points. Deb Ambruso with 14 points
and J.ann. Jacobs with 100 points
and 10 r.bounds.
~~~-~-----~ .
"Green Bay's a good team. We
couldn't stop their fast break." said
Goggin. "They shot real w.n from
the floor and they didn't beat US ill
any other categories. Except the
score." She added, "They were
probably on. of the best teams we
played this year:'
Soon the playoffs will be under
way and the women will get another
chance at the team.
Goggin comm.nt.d. ..It·s like
Milwaukee. I'm not terribly upset
w. lost to th.m. W. played good
th.r •• but w.·ll g.t a chance to play
th.m in the playoffs. Now w. know
what we have to do. It
Intramural
basketball
These are the standings for the
Intramural Basketball league
after two games played: '
Mezolongs
Chumley'S Revenge
Finn's Team
6.S.0.
Cancer Research
Dick- Tators
Nato Ministers
The Dropouts
W L o 2 o 2
2 0 o 2
2 0 o 2
2 0
2 0
Ranger
needs
sportswriters
.. .... .- . ~. •
Nordic skiing
Race for Science
by Patricia Cmnbie
Sports Ecli&or
Held here Feb 5 on the ational
Cross Country Course was a
benefit mt mm country ski race .
Tb~ benefit s held for lhe
BIClmeaacal R __ ..,, ., lnstitut here
llo tommeated, • e
spent t 100 man hours groomthe
era • making SUtt it was
before tbe race."
The day of tbe race, tbe track
flt for competition. The hard
wort oa tbe course paid off. The
competlton liked tbe course. ''The
c:ompetltion rtdy loved tbe course.
It tbe best one they
1"!fe e¥tr oa."' Slid Wallen.
by the USSA (United States Ski Association)
as a junior Olympic
tryout race. Terry Daley was one of
the people trying out. He is a hopeful
for the . S. Olympic team . He
· young and has improved very
much in the past (e yean.
The second place winner was
Bret Borowski from Oconomowoc
with a time of 51 :53 .
From Racine were marathon
eith and K101 lemtt.
Keith fourth in his class, and
Kim p ed second in the \\omen '
o n
The ' nning man was Elfried
Finn n, a member of the 'o rdJc
Oub, wi th a ti me of ; o•~ .
For fun , th re was a SK rac e,
n by Jim 01 menigo in 22 53.
The benefit was a u . " I'd
say about $1000 was raised for the
Institute, " Wallen said . The event
ponsored by Parkside ' s Bioed
Research Institute and the
ordic: Ski Club .
"Considering the weather, which
cold and windy, we bad about
200 competitors. It was a picturesque
rac:e," said Wallen.
Fencing One of the top local competitors
Hamea. wbo third on tbe
open and sixth overall. His time for Claus leads team the lJK (CII' 10.2 miles) ~ :02 .
He commuted. "I a pretty
bappy tb bow I did. It was bout
t I normally finish.''
The tber played a factor SunJ
. There 101De snow eel the
eold. "I& doea't bodter
you too madl oace you get
IW1ed.''Hamenaid.
Otb r top competitors were
T rry D ley from Menomonee
Fallt, who came in fint overall . His
overall time 41 :27.
The also sanctioned
by Alex Damu
Altpla, IDdiua: Senior Sabine
Claus fencing foil won 19 out of 21
bouts and junior Bill Thomas won 8
of I bouts in ,a ICbedwed five-team
tournament at Tri-State University
on Feb. 4. •
Claus led the team with a 90 percent
win ratio. Thomas followed
closely with a 89 percent ratio.
Competing against Parkside's finest
were otre Dame . St. Mary 's
BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH
preaenta:
(60'a, 70' , 80's)
Friday, February 1 O
8:30 pm • 12:30 am
MIND IF
I SMOKE?
S turday, February 11
1:30 pm • 12:30 am
NO COVER CHARGE
WITH PARKSIDE ID
FEDS
Wed., Feb. 15
After
Midnight
(Top 40)
Special
ALABAMA SLAMMERS So«
11:30 pm• 12:30 am
Academy. Tri-State U. of Angola
and Cleveland State u.
Also scoring for the Rangers
were Rlclt Ogren and Whitney Harmon
with their first collegiate victories.
Coach Loran Hein was visibly
heartened by the performances of
all of his fencers. "Claus' achievement
was remarkable. I'm glad she
proved to us and to herseli that she
can win big ," he said .
Becau e they are lacking six
fencers , the Ranger duelists were
unable to defeat any of the other
teams . They had to forfeit 21 of 39
points against each school. Four of
the team 's fencers are first -year
athletes .
On Feb. 11 the Ranger fencing
team will tra\'el to Madison to take
on the Badgers , Michjgan State and
Minnesota U.
Visit Kfnosha "s
LARGEST
Rfcord lkpartment
Basketball
Women remain at .500
by Patrida Camble
Sports Ecli&or
The women won one and lost one
to sustain their record at the .500
mart.
Friday was a day for victory
when the women walked off with a
63-58 win against Stevens Point.
They were down the whole game,
but in the last four minutes they
stole the game.
"We were down the whole game,
and then at 4 :45 left in the game
we tied it at 58 and they didn't
score the last four and one-half
minutes of the game, and we did . I
was glad we won, " said Coach oreen
Goggin .
Scores were in the double figures
for three outstanding players. Jeanne
Jacobs scored a team high of 19
points and 11 rebounds . Deb Ambruso
chalked up 16 points and Tracie
Sylvester added 10 points to the
score .
The women lost to Green Bay
the next day , 78-57. Leading scorers
were Robin Henschel with 16
points, Deb Ambru.so with 14 points
and Jeanne Jacobs with 100 points
and 10 rebounds .
l
DOWNTOWN KENOSHA
626 56th St.
"Green Bay's a good team. We
couldn't stop their fast break," said
Goggin. "They shot real well from
the floor and they didn't bat us in
any other categories. Except the
score ." She added, "The:, Wett
probably one of the best teams
played this year."
Soon the playoffs will be under
way and the women will get another
chance at the team.
Goggin commented, "It's like
Milwaukee. I'm not terribly upset
we lost to them. We played good
there, but we'll get a chance to play
them in the playoffs. Now we know
what we have to do."
Intramural
basketball
These are the standings for the
Intramural Basketball League,
after two games played:
Mezolongs
Chumley's Revenge
Finn 's Team
B.S.O.
Cancer Research
Dick-Tators
Nato Ministers
The Dropouts
Ranger
needs
w
0
0
2
0
2
0
2
2
sportswriters
•
L
2
2
0
2
0
2
0
0
en's basketball
angers frustrate Ft; Wayne into quitti g
'Iller never returned to finish the
';' was crazy. I think he (Tim
..... coach of Indiana)- made a
iIIiiIIb," Coach Rees Johnson
... "That was not acceptable he-
.lI.I.II.I.r...It.'.s.like taking your ball and - Coach ."
:fte1laDgers won the game 63-42
'1IIere was no justification for
III kiDd of behavior." Johnson
..... "Quite frankly we domi-
HIed tbem. The coach was was great to play them."
fnIIrated but there's no excuse." Before this was the ChicagoState
Frustration did set in for !UPU- game played Jan. 31 at Chicago
ft. Wayne. The Rangers outshot State. They lost this game 76-71.
11m III almost every count. Lead- Leading scorers for Parksid. IIInboanders were "The Bruise were Arthur RUDdles, BIian Dig-
........ Erik Womeldorf and gins and Erik Womeldorf.
IlIIe MatiA:. Chicago is a more mature, well-
1oweger, Parkside had more estahlisbed team ranked filth in the
-...w. ee louis. "I don't think the nation right now. Parkside's basket. beiDg unfair, but he (Rus- ball team is not as well establisbecl
..... 1IlId at that last call on the and is lacking the experience of aD
... mot at the ball. It Irustrat- established team .
.. ....... said Johnson. "We played well, but we couJdD't
• players' reaction was one of stay with them," said JohllSOll.
Johnson said, "Our guys This Saturday night once again WIlbey made them quit. They the Rangers play Chicago State OIl
......... at them. One of the their home turf.
"'- up to me alter and said, Johnson commented. "Thi.
,.., quit on us, coach!' " should be a great game; we're loot·
~ added. "I was pleased ing for an upset. Our defensive
• - ooera11 performance. This matchup bothers them It sbouId be
- of the best games of the exciting." .... ,_ ....... the
~ We dominated them and it Lake County Marathon
II)' Patricia Cumhie
Sports Editor
1bursday night the field-
11Mturned into the twilight =Illetrhe Indiana Universityteam
and coach left for the
with about 4 minutes left to
.... Put, IL-"Plans for the
• LIb County Marathon, sched·
..... AprIJ 29, are well under-
.., ... iIIcorporate several admin-
....... IIId functional changes to
~ tbe race," announces Mar-
... Olainnan Barry Seiller.
• most significant change in
~_1tM marathon, formerly the
- County Heart Marathon, is aelalDihc of a new charitable co-
..... the Dlinois Special Olyrn-
\Ila (80). The ISO Ia a program of
~ fitness, sports training and ~":.tcompetition for mentally
children and adulls. The
~ is based in Normal. IL
~ bas a marathon office in High-
~ Park Which it 'hares with the
~~barban Special Recreation
_. The ISO will receIve
JIItoeds from the Marathon. .
• Marathon outgrew the re-
~~ of the Hean Association of
-=:-County, but the association SUpportive and many of
nn.~bers are still involved .
.....,. changes to be made for
.. ""'s ra<e include a more ef-
~ COuntdown clock at the
-:... l:OUrse alterations to improve
-- aalely in Lake Forest; an
~ pre-race seminar and diniIIr;
lIId improvements to increase
i)l the awards cererno-
"That was not
acceptable behavior
It's like taking
your ball and
going home. "
Rees Johnson
The Lake County Marathon is III
annual event beId in the spnIlC ::
northeastern D\iDOis. The route
the 26.2 mile foot race winds
through the nortI>em suburbs ~
Chicago a10nI the lake. SpeciaI
tures of the race include :..:::::
neous ball-marathon; a .
for runners from the fi,nis~~
Ravinia ParI< to the start .. .
more than I ,000 local. YOhsnlftn. and
and 100 corporate eontnbutors. 15
2,340 entries from more~3 to
states, representing ages
II I I
I..... P.... ~
Indoor track season coUI.:~.1:' I.I...,lI;;i.,
.p
G
ChIcIlgO S
.. auna,/. F b. 1
L
.. ~_ .~. Tu edII,/. F b.1
7:30 p.m. Ph'/ d c.......
Student tick $1 In edv P E. eel...
2.50 at doOf
Plus po8'"9-- .,...,..,,,-,,,, U 011 -
It's ".. wiIfl "fOfI' " .... feCf.. • ...
Feb. H. DeItCl,,· . • OJ. pillS "
N/gIIf F,... Qu.... , I'ouItllefS; F.b.. If, Joel
Madiso". c:omllf.i.". pillS Hertt.ee Food
Pizz. SpecJ.L
ScP.£,C.sIA~L ATTRACTION Feb. U: Soup ICiteItM ... _
LocaIn. ....
basketball
gers frustrate Ft .
.-That was not
acceptable behavior,
It's like taking
your ball and
going home. "
-Coach
Rees Johnson
was great to play them ·•
Before this was the Chi go State
game played Jan. 31 at Chi
State. They lost this game 7&-71
Leading scorers for Parbide
were ArthlD' Randles, Brian Ditgins
and Erik Womeldorf..
Chicago is a more mature.
established team ranked fiftb llae
nation right now. Parbide' •
ball team is not as .. .....,,,
and is 1addng the espeneace al
established team.
"We played well. but coulD
stay with them," said Jobmon.
This Saturday night once
the Rangers play Cbicago
their borne turf.
John on comment~. "
should be a grat pme; 're
ing for an upaet. Our M~te
matchup bothers them It --S •
exciting."
• '.5 ..,._
eam
hu out in
LaCro se
Happy
Valentine's
Day
-
I I
est ers dominate once again Parkside victory.
eam
quette, Michlcan to take on Northern
fdichigan, who is ranked 13th.
Parkside again upped its record to
11-2 with a very intense 26-22 victory.
Vania started out the meet by receiving
a forfeit to put Parkside on
the scoret>oard - 134 pounder Kluge
came away with a 13-1 superior decision
O\'er MU's Chris Gilman .
Mike Winter wrestling at 142
pounds w n a clo e and exciting 12-
11 decision o ·er Rich Friberg. At
158 , Dick on again dominated
Ethan Barger by a score of 19-4 .
Yde on an important 10-9 deci -
on o ·er m Captain Tim Jones.
Ted Keye , 177 pounder , then
upped hb te.im-leading 37-6 record
with an 11-1 major decision over
Derric Muno to close out the
Sto.gmm~
Parkside coach J·
mented, "I was • un Kocti
couple of close vi~
~ers pulled ' out. Ev 1be
mg to wrestle at ~ II
now. The main idea ., be bett
~ave everyone Jleaking laid
tionals, which is J·ust ,i.....~
away." -~
~ter wrestling a dou
agamst Carthage and Ori hie
at home, the team "111 cae.,
Frid~y to Wheaton, DJ lra\'tl
~te m the Wheaton eoi~.
tional. The Rangers ~
th_er~ last year and !e
wm.Jt this year. Th . ~
petition out of 20 ~ chief
Drake University w~
!ournament last year. OIi
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