https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/516bb2af9e96853783c4ebbe615f045b.pdf c3bdd2b8f00d63b3003d455e3124d02e Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 18 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. PUAB examines alcohol policies Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday. February 9. 1984 UniversilJ of WisconsiD-Par 'de PUAB by Ken Meyer Edilor T1I!' Parkside Union Advisory IIaIIlI (PUAB) last Friday began lJIe long process of deciding policy ... mmendations concerning ... operations when the increas- .. *Il*iDs age law takes effect - .. creoles problems - on July 1. 'Ille new 19-year-<>lddrinking age d fotce the university to alter its ..., concerning alcohol on camcurrently only a few stu- ... younger than the 18 year IImlt, a sizeable segment of the ... population will be underage .... \he new law takes effect. PIlAJHl committee made up of _Iludenls, one faculty member .. one alumni representatfve-. - as an "advisory body in the trz hUon, implementation and of the Parkside Union's JIIly," l«llI'ding to its by-laws. IIIIIGii DIrector Bill Niebuhr and ""'1 Aetivities Coordinator ..., Couvlon are non-voting corn- -'menlbets. 'I'Ilt <ommlttee forwards .11 of its tdlena to Assistant Chancellor CliIlI Stolfi. before sending them • II CbaneeDor Alan Guskin. If a "'EEiilent cannot be settled be- .... Slnffie and the committee, lIIe IIoue at hand is decided by the dIaaffiIor . In last week's meeting, PUAB -...... discussed a few of the ..., policy areas that must be IIIiewed in lieu of the new drink- ill....The committee formulated ........ phy and rationale state- \'01. 1% examm• os rnents and voted to eliminate the sale of beer pitchers and wine carafes as of March 19, but failed to change the size of the large beer from 20 to 16 ounces (see accompanying story) . PUAB members stressed that people should realize that PUAB's total policy recommendation will take weeks to complete, so individual aspects of the total recommendation may be altered when the overall policy is compiled and reviewed. Alter determining the size of alcohol containers during day to day Union operations, PUAB must de-- cide whether or not some speeial events will become rs-ane-over events. Parkside's current alcohol use policy for dances slates that admission is limited only to those people who are of legal dnnlting age. An informal survey last semester showed that 18 year olds eompnse nearly a third of the evening dan, e audience . Otber topies PUAB wHl diSCUSS include: general special events policies, how to I. D" when to Implement the new policy. hours of oper .. ation and disciplinary procudures when a state law or u01\'frslty policy has been violated PUAB's philosophy and h l statement, passed unanimou".Jy. say' that PUAB beheves that all studenls - regardless of age - should have access to all parts of the Union building and thai steps wHl be taken to prevent 18 year olds from consuming alcoholic be\'. alcohol policies Pitchers, carafes on way out In addition to JlISSU1C pluIosophy and rabonale sl.1l,melll . PV.~B recommended eliminating beer pitcben and ""'" araf I bllod by one vote to red the size 01 the large bee- from 20 to 16 0Wl<tS PUAB doesn'l f.,'Of probi~ 18 )-eM old Sluden from enI places that sen e akobolt e Square aDd Roc Cftlterl. so the COIlUTUUee m now fStlt!>b·.h cies that ..,11 pr ....... lthe DDder dl1nk ers (rom obI.aming 'J"M major COOl"'en1 IS to age legal dnnk .... fr "",ri,~- alcohol With underage dn The best wo) 10 e PVAB mem to tor sue ton h ~ a eraces TIle unanimously a~ pro<ed a r Uonale I.1tement I PU B wan to d tlRUe' 1M "shanng of alcoholic ~ WIth underage uden by redlarilrtl! ..... wbile S!'lJIS a , f redllt"mg at tIK- bar red log the ible r the 1 Olon migIll ... :ount, .A I.1nt ncdloc Carla told PIIAB Fnda) that the ""'>mIItee' polle} rerommeondatloa should be _ on a ture 01 good philosophy and ra ale. She.aid that PUIoB lei a Black History Month views expanding horizo "EJpaDcI Your _ .. is 1M theme 01 1M IlIa<t Hiolory ....... •_e al Partside. wlIere the IlIa<t SludeDts' Ore .. ., IBSO. iD coopenIioD _ Partside II£- tMties Board I PAD I will .- a .nes 01 fn!e puIJbr P........ indudiDC 1edDres. a ppeI .--ert. movies, • poetry reodulI ODd • baa 5 I SIDitbsoaiaa lIIstitate a· bbIibacitt f_O_CllliDC oa KIWa aDdlb 01 "We rSIy waDI to ........ lbis r- thot IlIa<t IIIsIory IIonIII fftI- .,. isII't on!)' for bIact e 1M iI's • Cl\lIlCI<WDitJ lor .. deIIIs to _ IOpdIor .. to 1ft .. IIIIlIerstMdiJI 01 bIodl life. bIodl caItare ..... 0 Iliff ....... IIIIptdI of 1M bIact I _e," ....... EsntIe ....... ISO odriIer. ne esli bol, tilled •• Blar .... AdaiHu t. tIIr Odds." be 011 dIopIoJ at 7 P • 011 nusday. Feb ... Room 1 wlIere at dle lillie .iU.e..s.:..'.:.:.-:~'.~.v..... _ in dleorts. no 10.-. ..-ed 01 __ pn:tfiIioc dle oIlIIadl _ ac:Iioeted __ C'8I .. 6ItdI at , a PEi F 7, t mil ficbts io'l no.......,.wOI ...... __ , d .., dle tn. .. 5 Irho zM' ..... ~ ... _in A_of _ ... III dle i&ta of bIact people indle U. L .. lie ...... Thursday, February 9, 1984 PUAB by Ken Meyer Editor The Parkside Union Advisory lbnl (PUAB) last Friday began lie loag process of deciding policy Meommendations concerning operations when the increa - Id ~g age law takes effect - • creates problems - on July 1. TIie new 19-year-<>ld drinking age will fotce the university to alter its llOley concerning alcohol on cam- :Wlaeas currently only a rew stuare younger than the 18 year tM lmlt, a sizeable segment of the ltlllent population will be underage WIim the new law takes effect. PUAB-a committee made up or udents, one faculty member one alumni representative•• IBWS as an "advisory body in the a..Jation, implementation and of the Parkside Union's ," 1<.'rording to it: by-law . Director Bill iebuhr and lde■ t Activities oordinator llldily Couvlon are non-voting l'Ont• members . '111t committee forwards all of its ~ to Assistant Chancellor Cata Stoffle before sending them • to OlanceOor Alan Guskin . If a .... eern"nt cannot be settll'd be· tween Stoffle and the committee. Ille at hand is decided by the di8aceUor. In last week's meeting, P AB -.ibers disrussed a few of the -.Y policy areas that mu.·t be l'ftlewed in lieu of the new drink· ils llf. The committee formulated .. Hosophy and rationale state• • examines alcoho Pi,tchers, carafe • views expa onwa OU Eft z n...j. F__ , I.... 4 rite a tter to the Editor o ective bargaining bill is dangerous from critical decisions aIIediIt .. university and rep1a<e lMm .. the collective bargaiaIag ..- and union negotiaton. The campaign is beiDc dindel ~n~ni~~~~~~i .. 1': faculty and academic IIIIf cI lilt UW System for one _.- they need the millions 01 daIIn" union dues that IIIIivenltJ ... and stall could poloIdIIIIJ .., II the linancially troubled ..... legislation. We do not need such costly and divisive battles on the campuses of the UW System. Labor lobbyists are arguing that the bill merely gives faculty the right to choose. What about our right to be left alone? Why plunge our universities into a collective bargaining controversy if it will only cost more, money and not improve education or facully salaries? Collective bargaining and the adversartal system it forces on the emrPyer/ernployee relationship is lota 1y out of place in a university. Evidence nationally has shown that collective bargaining destroys the delicate balance of power that works so well in universities like the one we have in Wisconsin. WHY IS THIS A OANGEROUS BILL? The Administration of Gov. Earl has consistently argued that university faculty and academic staff should be treated the same as the other state's union employees. The very heart of the quality and tradition of the UW system is our tradition of faculty governance. This governance system also brings students and citizens, through the Board of Regents, into the most ~ic decisionsregarding the operalion of the university. The bill would remove the UW Board of Regents, our tradition of faculty governance and the students aUd • some of crisIS. anger and lrustnton IlDOIlC lacultj' and stall, mWoc tbem npe for picking by the \IllIOCl. The sltua!Jon IS desperate Lfc:i..slalors must vote their tooSCimce not their fear. GOY EARL LARY FREE· ZE THE 1. 'GLE MOST POWERF1iL FORCE BEHf:'/O THE l;. '10." CA IPAIG. TO ORGA; lZE THE fACULTY ANO STAFF Of THE UW YSTEM. All the wuons supported Gov. Eari In the last eIedion and his big- ._ ••_ •••,palCll pronuse to lbem was to mto law a bill opemng up the UW Sj"Slem to collective barp1llU1C for faculty and domestic stafI - a potential windfall of miI- 0/ dollars and addItional dues I the fUlallciaUy troubled AF'l.- ClO v,"JIY WOULD THE fACULTY THROW AWAY A 1.O.·G TRADf- TIO. Of fACULTY GOVER- 'A;'CE OF THE • OlVERSlTY. TE. 'URE A.·O ACAOE:.flC FREEDO.I GUARA:>iTEES I, FAVOR OF C01.LEC'Tf\'E BARGAl:\ T.>;AG AT A T~IE \lJIEN LABOR Ii.-fO.·S ARE FAODIG ,·U. HERS A;'O POWER' U the bill passes. each campus in the S) tem will be the target of UDJOD organiJing activities, with all t_heliOCOnIllsIict and adversanal con- that bave swept across WU\ier'Slties in other tates that made the mistake 01 passll1g similar Prof. Theodore IlralmN College of En~ 1Id.lpfW Science University of w~ Prof. RlIIIorI A. Olw CoIIegeol~ University of WiscoaIII>PIIIlt Prof. ArtIlar J. 0* College 01 ___ University of W~ Prof. C. AIIoa WaI!IIJ ~ UW-Extenoioa N.- Write a Letter WRITERs JaAICe Chase. Carl Chemouski KMI Dixon, Michael Firchow' Waller Hermann. Bob Kiesling: Dawn ~roncte. Kendyl.Marie UnD. Rid: Luehr. Robb Luehr ~~. Bill Stougaard' . ~ .~... Sarah Uh1ig K .' Zirlltlbach, Pat Zirllelbach: eVIn PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Elcbhom Todd Berbst K.areo Trendel. I • Edi.... . U.... F~~ Sports Editw _Editw .._-c..r Edlte< ..-........ 1lI-ou_ .............. Ranger is written and ediled by slude"'s of UW-l'Drl. aItIl ...., are solely responsible 'or ;'s editorial policy and contenf. ""' ... ..,.,., Thursday during Ihe academic year eJ(cep' du,ing bteGh olttl ~ Ranger is prinled by the Racine Journat Timu All correspondence should be acJd,euM 10: Porlcside 'CJfIPf· ~ sity 0' Wiscon5in-Parhide. Box No. 2000. Kenosfto. Wis. 53141 • LeHen to the editor wi/l be accepted if "".wrirt.n,. ~~- standard :size poper. leiters should be MU than 350 WMd. ond""- fignN with a telephone number included 'or ve,ilicofion ,.,,,.- Nall1es will be wilhheld 'or valid reasons, OeodJine '0' /eller. is Tue5cJay JO a.m. tor ~ ,.."..., Ranger reserves Ihe ,ighl 10 refuse leffers can'a;","" tal. aNI ...... to'y conlent. he Editor nded • a ga IS dangerous ·on. e do not need u h co Uy and dh · ·\'e baltl on the campuses of th y·tem. Labor lobbyis are wng that the bill merely gives f lty th nghl lo choo e. What bout our right lo be lelt alone? y plunge our univer itic into a con U e bargaining contro\·er y ir it 111 only co t more money and not ·mprove education or faculty • ? n . Co ti\'e bargaining and the ad• · l }'Stem it forces on the yer/employee relation ·hip is to y out of pla e in a university. Evidence nationally has hown that roll ti\· bargaining d troys the d licate balance of power that or so well in universities like the one we have in Wisconsin. WHY IS THIS A DANGEROUS BILL? The Administration of Gov. Earl has co · tently argued that univer- 1ty faculty and a ademic staff uld be treated the same as the other te's union employee . The ry heart of the quality and tradiof the UW system i our tradition of faculty go\·ernance. Thi \·emanc tem also brings stud nts nd citizen , through the Board or Reg nts, into the most ic decisions regarding the opera• ti n of the university. The bill would remo\'e the UW Board of Regents, our tradition of f culty governance and the students from critical decisions aff university and replace them the collective bargaining and union negotiaton. The campaign is being by union leaders who dessffltl!hwant collective bargaining f faculty and academic of UW System for one reason they need the millions of union dues that university and staff could potentially par the financially troubled IIIIIOII Prof. Theodore Bratanow College of Engineering and Science University of Wisconsin- Prof. Robert A en., College ol lllflCUniversity of Wisconsin-Plat Prof. Artbur J College ol University of Wisconsin-Pia Write a Letter Raoger ts wnllM and ed(ted by Jludenls ol UW-Porhlde and ore •olely responubl• lor ,,, editorial policy and co,,l•nt. Pul,l,J,ec/ Tlionday du,;ng the academ,c year ucept during breah and Ranger is printed by the Rac,ne Journal r,,., • ._ All corrupondence ,hould be addressed to, PorkJid• Ro•'• s,ly ol W,iconsin-Pa,hide, Box No. 2000, Kenosllo, W,i. 53141 leHers lo Iii. ed,tor will&. occepled ii typewr,Hen, doubJe.spa..d Slar,da,d s,z« paper. leller, should be leu than 350 words and ugnffl w,th a I lephone number included For ,,.,,/;co,- P" pew No,,,.1 wil b. w,t'1lt•ld lor val,d reoions. o.odl,ne lo, letters 11 TueJday 10 o.m. lar p,,b/ocot,on Range, re,er.e• lhe right to re/u,. leHers c<>nlo,ning /olse ond "'° lory confent. RANGER Social Science Roundtable Talented Blacks by Karl Dixon The social environment best suit. ed to the development of talented and gifted black students is one lbat contains the support and encouragement of teachers, employen, family and peers, said Dr. Barbara Shade, during the Social Science Rountable, "The Black Gifted and Talented: Keys to Success," Monday in Union 106. The presentation, which was scheduled in association with Black History Month, focused on the ways in which talent and creativity in blacks can be recognized more easily and utilized by society more effi- ~ntly. According to Shade, high IQ's in black students are not found very often for several reasons. "The children very often do not receive vocational guidance, they are not in environments that stimulate them, they are less likely to be rewarded for intelligence, and they often become preoccupied with the issue of race and are distracted from intellect," Shade said. In her own research, Shade said lbat she discovered that black children who are intellectually superior are often ridiculed by their peers and ignored by their teachers. "BIact intellectuals tend to be nonconformists and because of a good deal of them are male, this is threatenIng to the white female school leacher," she said. Shade cited three examples of gifted black students that she had personally been involved with. One, a 14 year old boy, had graduated with honors from high school and was attending UW-Milwaukee in the engineering discipline. A second, a sixth grader, was thought to be a discipline problem in the classroom until he was tested and it was discovered that he was a genius in science. The third, a 15 year old' girl, graduated from high school with an IQ of 170. According to Shade, a trauma exists for blacks when they enter the public school system. "Between the ages of 19-25, there seems to be a blossoming that occurs after these children are out of the public schools," Shade said. "They may not be finishing high school right away and they may be attending college when they are older, but they are doing il." In her meetings with sludents listed in Who's Who Among Black High School Students, Shade said that she has discovered that many of the intellectually superior and outstanding students feel alienated because they do not lit in the white world and they are not accepted hy lhe black world. "The successful gifted or talented black child will learn to function in the black world as well as other social systems," she continued. "He/she will learn that behavior that is acceptable in one situaUon is unacceptable in another." According to Shade, the standard IQ test is a questionable method of Krupka named directQt" Richard W. Krupka, who for the past five years has served as director of marketing at Racine's Gould Inc. Gettys Div., 2701 N Green Bay Rd.• has been named the new director of Parkside's Office of Business Outreach and Small Business Ilevelpment Center. Krupka, 56. replaces Glenn Booon as director of the two offices, which are part of the university's division of business and ad~, ministrative science. Bazan has taken a position as director of public relations and marketing at Bethel College and Seminary in SI. PaUl, Minn. William Hughes, who was appointed SBne coordinator last year, will report to Krupka. Krupka has an extensive background in marketing. management, sales, product and market research and advertising in Racine and on the east coast. He is a native of New York City and holds a bachelor's degree in mechanical engineering from the Pratt Institute and an MBA from Boston University. Krupka has taught marketing management and marketing research at Gateway Technical institute and is a member of the Sales and Marketing ExecUtives and the Aznerican Society Qf Mechamcal En-gineers. .. •.. .• ,. .-..- Richard Krupka The Office of Business Outreach and the SBne provide numerous services to area business people 10- eluding one-to-one business coun~ seling, information, on taxes and government regula.tions, mana~ement advice and gwd.ance on maintaining product quality. Last year the SBne at Parkside counseled 32 small businesses and conducted 61 in-plant progra~ for more than 3,000 employees 10 Kenosha and Racine. For more information on sen'- ices. programs and workshops offered. call 553-2047 • -0 ••. • • I•n • SOCIety measuring intelligence, and she feels that there are other tests that . are more accurate. "Blacks who live in inner cities must be creative to survive," she said. "We need people who can take infonnation apart and put it back together. This is present in the black community. "We must change the stereotypes that exist, and not see the black talented and gifted as threatening.' Shade concluded. "Society has to determine how it can use black talent and creativity to Its fullest advantage, .. 3 T11l1rsclal. f'tbntar) t. 1!114 Dr. Barban Sbade of Ibt Ed.calloa Black Gifted ""d TaJe.ltd: Ke to. eeee Roundtable. Raetr .... 10by Jtara Trudel D.partmtDl spokt oa '1'1tt " foe MoDd.a) • Black History Month history of black Americans," said Nurse. A combined talent and fashion show featuring the Bojangles fasbion group of Racine and Parkside students and community residents singing, dancing and acting will be held at 7 p.m. on Wednesday, Feb. 29 in the Union Cinema Theater, Black poetry will be read at 1 p.m. on Friday, Feb. 10. in lht Wyllie Library-Learning Center Overlook Lounge and Sunday. Feb_ 12 from 2 to 5 p.m_ will be "Big Brother and Big SISter Day." Children from Big Brothers of Greater Racine, !Dc. will be guests of Park. side sludenls, who will givt Ihtm tours oIlht campus and participalt with them in recreational acth.ities. On Wednesday, Feb. 22, jazz guitarist Stanley Jordan will perform from noon to 2 p.m. and from 8 to Tax program A program to help owners and managers of small businesses identify recent changes in bUSIness tax laws and lht flexibility the new laws present will be offered from 7 to 8:30 p.m. on Monday, Feb. 20 In Molinaro 107. The program costs $5 and will be led by Sharon J_ Hanulton CPA, who has exlens"'e accounting experience with emphasis on tax mat· ters and is pre8ldent of a RacIne accounting firm The program is sponsored by Parkside's Sma1J BUSIness ne.'eJopment Center and the lIM' .... ty·s business and adrnini.! lrative 5Cience division, the Cooperati,e Extension Service and the Kenosha~Racine Extension office. To register call 553-2620. Interviewing Learn about Inten;e"ing Techniques by attending the upcoming workshops in WLLC-D174 on Friday, Feb. to at I p m. or Wednesday, Feb. t5 at 5:30 pm. GOT A problem? Write the doctor' Reasonable solutions to unrea 03· ble situations Free therapy'l A. k Dr Bill • .-. continued 10 pm In the Umce Bozaar. Both performances are fret and optn to lht public. A special feature of Black Hist0- ry Month will be lht preoenUlJon of what cntics anantmously acc1.. med tht best play of 1982 Broadway season lD Yorlt. "Master Harold and lht Boy .. 011 lht Parkside Accent on Ennclunent Senes. The play by Athol FIlprd powerfully depI lht poltnUOI destruction of fnencWup among two black men and • wlutt man and stars Zakes fotae. wbo won Broadway's Tony Award for best actor lU lht play. 'Ilcl<els lJU I are aniIahIe at lht UIllOll 1DI01... _ CeDltr for lht • p m productlon Sunday, Feb 19 Lectures dunng Black H tory Month are: • "Tbe Afncan COnnethon." WIth OIakunlt T ..... cut<>t udeot from iCftia and Palblolt anthropolo y prof ser L man Trair«, at I pm. 011 MoD4ay FriJ llIlU 1'1lIOIIRoom 104 •• 8Ia<l WOIDttl Writers," III Thelma Yarboroucb, Park Id. .-Itnc sptriaIlst III pm .. d r. Ftb 27 In lh. O\trt k Lou.,t or lht Wylilt Library Learnoac COIIttr • "Akobol and B Amttl " th Parbde pre>- ftslor Morvtn Da • I I pm on W~ , FriJ a In 1'1lIOII RoomI04 ArHW _I IectInI • orieDltd topIco for ....... dents aIoo art t<iltduItd For mort InIormatloot. call PatIo. side rtf tibrarian and BSO advbor Willit 2316 • 1 Sufac seat P.S.G.A. Elections DATE - MARCH 7-8th POSITIONS AVAIlABLE • President • Vice-President • 9 senatorial seats • PUAB lParkside Union sory Ilo.lrol Nomination forms can be pIcked up at the PSGA Office. WlLC 0- , 37 Forms must be returned to PSGA Office no later than - 12 NOON. FRIDAY. FEB. 24th e • • -'/-' ..- RANGER Social Science Roundtable Talented Blacks in society by Kari Dixon The social environment best suited to the development of talented and gifted black students is one that contains the support and encouragement of teachers, employers, family and peers, said Dr. Barbara Shade, during the Social Science Rountable, "The Black Gifted and Talented: Keys to Success," onday in Union 106. The presentation, which was scheduled in association with Black History Month, focused on the ways tn which talent and creativity in blacks can be recognized more eastly and utilized by society more efficiently. According to Shade, high IQ's in black students are not found very often for several reasons. "The children very often do not receive vocational guidance, they are not in environments that stimulate them, they are less likely to be rewarded for intelligence, and they often become preoccupied with the issue of race and are distracted from intellect," Shade said. In her own research, Shade said that she discovered that black children who are intellectually superior are often ridiculed by their peers and ignored by their teachers. "Bla<-k intellectuals tend to be nonconformists and because of a good deal of them are male, lhi is threatening to the white female sdlool teacher," she said. Shade cited three examples of gifted black students that she had personally been involved with. One, a 14 year old boy, had graduated with honors from high school artd was attending UW-Milwaukee in the engineering discipline. A econd , a sixth grader, was thought to be a discipline problem in the cla · - room until he was tested and it was discovered that he was a genius m science. The third. a 15 year old girl, graduated from high chool with an IQ of 170. According to Shade, a trauma exists for blacks when they enter th public school system. "Between the ages of 19-25, there eem · to be a blo oming that occurs after these children are out of the public schools," Shade said. ''They may not be fmi hing high boo! right away and they may be attending college when they are older, but they are doing it." In her meeting with tuden Ji ted in Who's Who Among Black High School Students, Shade said that she has discovered that many of the intellectually uperior and outstanding students feel alienat_ed because they do not fit an the v,hite world and they ar not a pted by the black world . "The succe ful girted or t 1- ented black child will learn to function in the black world well other ocial sy t ms,'' h continued. "He/she will learn that heh vior Iha i · ble in on 1tuation is unacceptable in anoth r .'' According to Shade, the tandard IQ test is a qu 'tion bl method of Krupka named directo.- Richard W Krupka, who for the past five years has served as director of marketing at Racine's Gould lne. Gettys Div., 2701 N Green Bay Rd .• has been named the new director of Parkside's Office of Busin Outreach and Small Busin Develpment Center. Krupka, 56, replaces Glen~ Bozon as director of the two offices, which are part of the univerity's division of business and administrative science. Bozon ha taken a position as director of public relations and marketing at Bethel College and Seminary in St. Paul, Minn. William Hughes, who was appointed SBDC coordinator last year, will report lo Krupka. Krupka has an extensive back• ground in marketing, management, sales, product and market research and advertising in Racine and on the east coast. He is a native of ew York City and bolds a bach: lor' degree in mechanical ~g•neermg from the Pratt Inst~tute and an MBA from Bo ton Unwerity. Krupka ha taught marketing management and marketing r~- rch at Gateway Technical In titut nd is a member of the Sale and 1 tarketlng Exec,tiv and :the Am ncan oci ty of . lechanical En lne • I fered • • • . .. . Richard Krupka Outrea • • lo survi\·e," people who apart and put it is present in th Black History Month Tax program Interviewing P .S.G.A. Elections DA E - MARCH 7 8th POSIT O S AVAILABLE • President • V ce-Pres dent • • 1 Sufac Seat • PUAS ,~ Form mus --- ------------------ 11I..... y. Fellnwy t.... RANGER 2 Now __ .. _ ...... u"""" "No smoking area possible by Jeauie TuDkiei<z News Editor For some studenls smoking not oaIy stiDks, it gags. Alice Johnson came to Parkside in January as a re-entry studenl. Unfortunately, ber first weeks of scbooI were filled witb sickness, depression-and smoke. Alice is allergic to smoke. Her al- Iergy is so severe, in fact, lbat sbe must carry an ionizer wilb her in order to prevent berself from brealbing in smoke. Breathing smoke causes Alice to become sick to her stomacb and even depressed. Alice bas found !.bat it is nol very easy to find a place on campus where lbere were not people smokjog. "I """t around practically crying because 01 all tbe smoke ... 1 couldn't even think ..so I went to LaITy Tumer and asked bim to help, said Alice. Turner, Community Student Services Counselor, belped Alice find some rooms on campus where t.bere didn't seem to be any smokers. One suggestion was that Alice spend her lime in lbe library, but she is chemically sensitive and any long amount of lime spent in lbe li· brary is also hazardous to her heallb. Tumer Ielt !.bat more should be done for Alice lban just "hiding her New micro computers in library fufte analysis last summer. The IIIJKh came from lbe CbancelIor's Office. Reasons cited were a "need for more terminals for studenls laking basics on computers," stated Linda Piele, bead of Public Service Division. The computers were placed in lbe library to provide security and assistance. The hope of Judilb Pryor, librarian, is "to provide security and assistance by a very enthusiastic Iaculty, staff and librarians." The intent 01 the task force is to integrate New Microcomputer facilities were placed in the Library/Learn- Ing Center recently (fifteen reM personal compute", one reM XT personal computer and lour compact microcomputers; Iranspcrtab1e, reM Compatibles). They join lbe fourteen Apple II + and lIe computers installed In the library last semester 'The computers were purchased as a result 01 lbe chancellor's task DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 120lh Ave. KENOSHA.WI 53142 11·94·Hy. 50) 857-2337 Every New Book & Paperback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of Books - Large Selection 01 SCi· FictioR Fantasy ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! Huge Q.....utl •• of BaF9llln Book. At Unbell.ubl. Prices N.w York Times Best Seller - Hardback 30% Off Me-VISA computers into lbe class room instruction rather than to add on an extra class requirement for graduation. There is a teacher/stall emphasis to use the computers and to encourage students to use the computers especially in the areas of word processing, family budget, formulas, data base files and more. A software collection is developing rapidly. Workshops bave been set up for everyone interested, whether currently enrolled in a computer class or not. The two-bour workshops are set up for initial computer u~ with no experience. The one-hour workshops are set up for experienced users or users who have taken the two-hour workshops. The 0.1 student helper or librarian can set up self·help computer tapes !.bat allow those studenls who do not like workshops to work off in a mom," so he contacted Paul Jobnson, PSGA Senator, to see what olber help the campus could offer. Johnson and Tumer fell that establishing a No Smoking area somewhere on campus would be a great help to Alice and other students who do not like smoke. One ideal place to set up a nonsmoking area, according to Johnson Tumer and Alice, would be the WLLC 0.1 vending machine area (across from lbe Collee Shoppe). "We picked this area because It IS so isolated near a door and large windows and far enough away from lbe Coffee Shoppe so that smoke doesn't drift over," said Turner. Johnson aulborized a resolution that would support designating this area as a No Smoking area. The resolution is being discussed by the PSGA Senate, but it has been tabled for the present time. "I felt it would be a good idea for the Senate to get behind it; that way the administration would be persuaded to act on it," said Johnson. He adaed that lbe Senate appeon; to be having mixed emotions about passing such a resolulion. Tumer talked with Bill Niebuhr Union Director, to see if it would he possible to designate the vend. ing machine area as off limits to smokers. Niebuhr said that he would like to meet with Alice in order to determine what exactly would best suit her needs the needs of olber studenls as a No Smoking area. "We did have a No Smoking area in tbe dining room, but it was not successful... it was difficult to monitor. But we are willing to lake another look at setting some.thing up," said Niebuhr. Alice hopes that something CIDl be done about this situation. She plans to meet wilb Niebuhr soon to discuss the situation. "What really concerns and annoys me is tbatl'm paying tuition like anyone else and I can't socialize wilb people because wherever I go there are pe0ple who smoke," she said. Atom bomb effects topic of discussion On Friday. Feb. 17 at 8 p.m. the Milwaukee Section of the American Chemical Society will sponsor a leeture entitled, "The Long-Term Allennalb of the Atom Bomb in Hiroshima and Nagasaki." The lecture will be presented by Dr. Anthony V. Pisciotta 01 lbe Medical College of Wisconsin and held at Marquelle University's Mashuda Hall, 19th SI. and Wisconsin Ave. in through the introduction basics. ~;llbrarian will help out with any pro.llerns or questions. Any student or library card user can gain access to these computers by signing in at lbe microcomputer desk on 0.1 level of the library. Use is up to two hours, or longer if no ODe is waiting for a systt:m. Reservations may be taken up to one week in advance. Student and librarian help is available during regular library hou". For further information on these computers, contact Linda Piele (553-2642) or Judith Pryor (55302168) in the library !eaming .~ center. . •. A BalloODza .• • ··Valentine's Day Speeial" •• .. Unite Two Hearts • .. Sflonda surprl~p gift to that UtSpeelal Somponr,a •• • , Hearts :::':, • • Valentine ~ Singing & •• .. ' Song! - \/'/ r- dancing • P.., Cupid! .• .. 12 infOh balloons in 13 eolors. • ... Sniff a "iI. dUI' aclll 'a •• 2 weekd • .. 15 f'f'd balloons and one hean.shaped mylar Delivered by a Tuxedo • .. Messenger for as Jlltle as '1695 Wme )our own Valentme Message! ... •, Call A Balloonza t 553.5533) .. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Milwaukee. Dinner will be availa· ble at Mashuda Hall at 7 p.m.; reservations are required only for lbe dinner and can be made by calling Mrs. Nancy Degrade at 963- 4098 by Tuesday, Feb. 14. Dr. Pisciotta will discuss the unmediate effects 01 the atomie bomb, such as bone marrow supression, loss of hair, cataracts and leukemia, as well as the long-term ef· fecls. He will discuss his rerenl studies in Japan on malignancies and chromosomal abnormalities manifested by those exposed to the atomic bombs. Dr. Pisciotta received his M. D. degree from Marquette Universily School 01 Medicine in 1944. H. holds the rank of Professor of Medicine at the Medical College of Wisconsin and has been a visiting professor at numerous universities in lbe U. S., Canada, Chile and Japan. Most recently he spent No years in Japan as vice-chainnan 01 the Radiation Effects Researcb Foundation, Hiroshima and Naga· saki. The Milwaukee Section or the American Chemical Society is • nonprofit organization with over 800 members involved in all areas of chemistry. They are actively involved in ~cation, research and the producti of propucls ranging from plastics 0 foods. The Mil· waukee Section invites all interested people to attend this imporlaDl lecture . Happy VaI""tiDe's Day - ............... . . New micro ~ DICKE S DISCOUNT BOOS Every New Book & Paperback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of Books- Large lion of Sci· Fictio Fanta y ALL OUR ,BOOKS ARE NEW! H11ge Quantities of rgaln Book5 At Unbelievable PrlCM New York Tim s t Sell r - H rdback 300/o Off MC-VISA ''No smoking area possible - by Jeuie Tunldeicz ews Editor For some students smoking not only stinks, it gags. Alice Johnson came to Parkside in January as a re-entry tudent. Unfortunately, her first weeks of school were filled \\-ith sicknes , depression-and smoke. Alice is all rgic to moke. Her al· lergy is so severe, in fact, that she m t carry an ionizer with her in order to prevent her elf from breathing in moke. Breathing e causes Alice to become ick to her tomach and f!\I n depressed. Alice has found that it · not very to find a place on campus where there were not people mok· ing. "I nt around prach ally crying because of all the smoke ... I couldn't even think .. I went to Larry Turner and a ed him to help, said Ali . Turner, Community Student ric Counselor, helped Alice find some rooms on camp where off in a room," so he contacted Paul Johnson, PSGA Senator, to see what other help the campus could offer. Johnson and Turner felt that establishing a No Smoking area somewhere on campus would be a great help to Alice and other students who do not like smoke. One ideal place to set up a non• smoking area, according to Johnson, Turner and Alice, would be the WLLC 1).1 vending machine area (across from the Coffee Shoppe). "We picked this area because it is · so isolated near a door and large windows and far enough away from the Coffee Shoppe so that smoke doesn't drift over," said Turner. Johnson authorized a resolution that would upport designating this area as a o Smoking area. The resolution is being dlSCUS ed by the PSGA Senate, but it has been tabled for the present time. "I felt it would be a good idea for the Senate to get behind it; that way the administration would be persuaded to act on it," said Johnson. He added that the Senate a pears to be having mixed emotio: about passing such a resolution. Turner talked with Bill Niebuhr Union Director, to see if it would be possible to designate the ve.n(l. ing machine area as off limits to smokers. Niebuhr said that he would like to meet with Alice in order to determine what exactly would best suit her needs the needs of other students as a No Smoking area. . "We ~~ have a No Smoking area m the d1rung room, but it was not successful .. . it was difficult to monitor. But we are willing to take another look at setting something up," said Niebuhr. Alice hopes that something can be done about this situation. She plans to meet with Niebuhr soon to discuss the situation. "What realty concerns and annoys me is that I'm paying tuition like anyone else and I can't socialize with people becau e wherever I go there are people who smoke," she said. e didn ·t m to be any smo - ers. One ugg tion that Alice spend time m the library, but e cbemi y sensitJ\·e and an Jong amount or tim spent in the library . also hazardo to h h al• th. Atom bomb effects topic of discussion Turner felt that more , hould be d e for Ali than j t "hidin her Woe~ ho have been l up for e\"eryoPe int led, whether currently enrolled in a computer la or not. The two-hour ·hop are t up for irutial computer users with no experien e. Tb one-hour rkshops are et up for experi• enced users or u er· ho have en the two-hour workshop · . Th D-1 tudent helper or librarl can et up If-help computer tapes that allo tho e stud n who o not Ii e wor hop to ork On Friday, Feb. 17 at 8 p.m . the Milwaukee SecUon of the American Chemical Soci ty will sponsor a lecture entiUed, "The Long-Term Aftmnath of the Atom Bomb in Hiroshima and agasaki." The I - ture will be pr ted by Dr. Anthony V. io o( th edi I Coll e of Wis.co in and held at Marquette University'· fa huda Hall, 19th St. and I n in Ave . in through the introduction ba i . Thf brarian will help out \\-ith any p terns or qu tions . Any tudent or library card u er can ~ai~ ~ess to these computer by 1grung m at the microcomputer ~esk on 0-1 level of the library. U lS up to two hours, or longer if no one is aiting for a system . Reservatio~ may be taken up to one in advance. Student and librarian help is available during regular library hours . . For further information on th ·e computer , contact Linda Piele (553-2642) or Judith Pryor (55302168) in the library learning center. .. •.•··················· .... • • • • a • •: A. Balloonza ·• •• 0 \'ale !ine.' Day Speeial''t •• • U,ute Two Heart • .. • St>nd • urprl. P ,tiff to that "Sp.-rlal ·ome•on •• • w, I • • Hearts ~ Valentine ong! 12 lnc-b b II n, In I S d a 9iff fbf u-111 la Singing & dancing Cupid! • • Milwaukee. Dinner will be available al Mashuda Hall at 7 p.m.; reservations are required only for ~e dinner and can be made by c.Umg Mrs. Nancy Degracie at 963- 4098 by Tuesday, Feb. 14. Dr. Pisciotta will discu. the immediate effects of the atomic bomb, uch as bone marrow supr . ion, I of hair, cataracts and leu• kemia, as well as the long-term ef. feels . He will discu his recent tudJes in Japan on malignan<'ies and chromosomal abnormalities manifested by tho expo ed to the atomic bomb . Dr. p · iotta received hi 1. degree from Marqu tte niv r ity School of Medicme in 1944. He holds the rank of Prof or of Medici_ ne a~ the Medical College of WlSConsm and ha been a visiting professor at numerous universities in the U. S., Canada, Chile and Japan .. Most recently he spent two years m Japan as vice-chainnan of the Radiation Effects Re earch Foundation, Hiroshima and , agasaki. The Milwaukee Section of the American Chemical Society is a nonprofit organization with over 800 members involved in all areas of chemistry. They are actively in· volved in ~cation, re earch and the producti of propucts rangmg from plastics o foods. The fit. waukee Section invites all interes· ted people to attend thi important lecture. Happy Valentine's Day Let Us Entertain You 1--- r-- W~i:;.:.:n:.C:.taternrival '84 ~ " , I J ; 1 i DA!LLO Nc .o:.I D, \)c GC .:o.I D "Get the ball rolling" Dance Featuring "BAUOONS" Monday 8:30 p.m. Feb. 13 1:00 UWP Students 2:00 Guests Post Basketball Game E.ilertalnment FeaIurIng "BROWN • BROWN" TInn. 9:00 p.m. Feb. 16 t..- __ ~_I ... _l __ •• ..w.e.. .... ,..elratk",n "",itA. • PlAY THE HORSES wHh A NIGHT AT THE RACIS Featured bet\ueen band breaks AT THE COSTUME BAll ffl. 8:30 Feb. 17 Post Basketball Game E.ilel1c:llnrnent Fealurtng "JOEL MADISON" Tues. 9:00 p.m. Feb. 14 Ffee odffilSSk>n Wllh baskelbaH lockel COSTUME BALL FeaUtng "REID ..... fit. 1:30 pm. Feb. t7 2:50 UWP SIudenlI ~ GeI.-ol Let Us Entertain You t---~~---W....;;i;.;.:n:.:.;:ter Carnival '84 C 0 .. .0 ,, C G C :I 0 .. .0 0 "Get the ball rolling" Dance Featuring ' BALLOO " Monday 8:30 p.m. f b. 13 1 :00 UWP Students 2:00 Guests Post Basketball Game EntertalnmentBROWN'' Featuring "BROWN & Thurs. 9:00 p.m. Feb. 16 PLAY THE HORSES wHh A NIGHT AT THE RACES Featured between band bfeoks AT THE COSTUME BAll Fri. 8:30 Feb. 17 RANGER • 1bunday. February '. It84 Eo MidlaeI nroa. doe lIIlnI olthe rice +,_ caadldata, visited ParbIde ~ lie II_1Iy PnIIessor of EII&IIIII ud AIoiIIllII' ol VW-Grfta 8IIy. ne _ cudldate me.- Sdw1IrU, wID vIIIt PIIbIde "' ....... y. Feb. 15 at 1:01 ...... V_ 1M.SdI_11 a ...... _ ol __ AdmlJIisln. _ ud Deaa oldoe SdIoolol __ ud Pablle Admbllstra_ at Vahenity ol ..-rt. Kaaa Oty. Campus blood drive 011Tbunday, Feb 16 the Blood CeDI« will be OIl campus to condllCt III llIUIuaI WlDler Carnival Blood Drtwe. The boan are Inn • a m. to S:. p m. in Vnloa 104 and 101. Appointments are not necessary, just walk m. Anyone giving blood may credit it to the studen! organization 01 their cboi<e. Be sure to tell the receptioaiat at lbe srgn-up table wbidl orgaaizalioD you are cIonat· ing to. This event is sponsored by the Student Health Center and Win· 'ler Carnival Committee. \,JIY University of Wisconsin-Parkside lnscltiflufest ~ An evening of Fine Food and Gemuemchkeit Sat. Feb. 25 & Mar. 3 The Parkside Union • RHINE WINE PUNCH RECEPTION • FIVE COURSE GOURMET GERMAN DINNER • LIVE ZITHER DINNER MUSIC • BAVARIAN DANCE TROUPE ~_./J~~- •AUTHENTIC GERMAN BAND $16.50 PER PERSON BY RESERVATION ONLY CONTACT UNION INFORMATION CENTER 553-2345 fi ....:~ Public Forum series School effectiveness School District. Brookover I author of the books, "Creating Eflective SchOOls" and "School Social Systems and Student Achievement," is a leading spokesman for the "effective schools movement" in the U. S. The movement, which is the subject of increasing attention by schools nationwide, holds that schools, and not socioeconomic environments, are the chief forces behind success and failure among students in the classroom. Brookover has studied schools that ellectively serve students from all socioeconomic backgrounds and discovered that the schools share common characteristics. Those include an emphasis on basic academic skills such as reading, writing and mathematics and high expectations by teachers that students Wellnes~''''o;;~'wheels "Can the Schools Work lor Everybody?" will be a question explored at the Public Forum series at Parkside, featuring Wilbur Brookover, a nationally known education scholar who believes that poor and disadvantaged students can consistently achieve academic success, and state official Howard Fuller, a rigorous advocate of education lor the poor. The !ree Public Forum wili be at 7:30 p.m. on Thursday, Feb. 16 in the Union Cinema Theater. Responding to statements by Brookover, a Michigan State University professor emeritus, and Fuller. State Employment Relations secretary, wili be Audrey Hains, assistant principal at Kenosha's Tremper High School, and Jack Parker, director 01 research and development for the Racine Unified A Family We11ness Program is being establisbed at Parltside with the aid 01 a $20,000 grant Irom the Metropolitan Lile Foundation aimed at heightening health awareness, primarily among adult students age 25 and older. Nearly 40 percent 01 Parkside students lit in that age group. Parkside was one of six universities nationwide to receive a Metropolitan grant. Two other UW Sy.. tem campuses were grant recipients. UW·Whitewater received $20,- 000 lor a health education program aimed at freshmen and UW-8tevens Point got $9,500 for a computeraided we11ness program. Parkside's Family We11ness Program will consist of a mobile health inlonnation unit that will dispense heallb inlonnation at points around t.v.III II .,. '1l ' , I•,"Inter-Varsity Christian Fellow· .. I~ ship is sponsoring a Bible study lor non-traditional adull students, la" ~ _ '. • ulty, staff and classified employees t;;; i Friday Irom noon to 1 p.m. in • Greenquist 0103 . .. I• The study is on prayer. Those in- terested in learning more about ~ ~tn you do it, db it with Style. Heileman's Old Style" Christian communication with God , _ e rewedMhflY. KJ<!.eusened, for a taste that'll blow YOu,~ are invited to bring a brown baC i ii.iii:ii away. a e It worthwhI1e-mqke it Old Style. lunch and join the group. Forques- 1••• iI.... i..III.i1i;;;L.iiiliiiiiii.;O;N;;T~.-\;p="~T~u:N:I~O~Ng:SQ~U~~".~~R.~~.E...~.~.'•!l..tsio9rl1Slo.cro.InVtaCcF(. ll595r.3b·i2l(1ll22L.l\nQP,-"'" -- the campus; a resource infonnation system that will cross-catalogue most 01 the media, books and other health-related information sources available on campus as well as community agencies available in Kenosha and Racine; a series of workshops on health-related topics; and personal counseling and support groups. The program seeks to raise health awareness among students, many 01 whom have family and job obligations in addition to academic responsibilities, all of which make a thorough knowledge 01 health, nutrition, exercise and stress-management strategies important. . The mobHe informational unit, call ... "wellness on wheels," will ronsist of flexible interconnected panels featuring a wide array of At Parkside, Brookover will discuss practices in schools and class. rooms that contribute to academic success. • Fuller is former chair of the Coalition to Save MilwaUkee's North Division High School and for. mer associate director of Marquette University's program for education. al opportunity. He has been an outspoken advocate 01 equitable implementation of the Milwaukee public school's desegregation program. At Parkside, he will discuss district and state policies that can promote equity in education. Moderating the lorum will be Joseph Larkin, educational outreach coordinator at Parkside. The forum is sponsored by Park· side's education division and the University Extension's Department of Governmental Alfairs. health information on topics sucb as hypertension-screening and nutrition. The unit, not powered by motor, will present both ongoing and changing displays and will be moved to different areas of the campus to insure high Visibility. For more infonnation on these services, call the campus Child Care Center at 553-2227 or the student Health Care Center at 553- 2366. Club Events PPS PPS (Parkside Philosophy Society) will feature Northwestern Uni· versity Professor Arthur Fine in a talk entitled "Realism?" The dis' cussion will take place Thursday, Feb. 9 at 3:30 p.m. in Comm Arts 129. Peer Support On Wednesday. Feb. 5 at 1 p.m in Molinaro 111, Peer Support will conduct a program entitled "How's the Semester Going?" If you are in need of someone to talk to aboul school, please come. Refreshments will be served. Dr. Who Society The Dr. Who Speculative Fiction Society will meet on Saturday. Feb 18 at 6 p.m. in Union 206. Blake's 7 and a Peter Davison episode, most likely "Four to Doomsday," will be shown. IVCF « Campus blood drive .JIY University of Wisconsin-Parkside ~-... ~,,,, .. ~,. 1 1asclti11pf est YJ An Even·ng of Fine Food and Gemuetlichkelt S t. Feb. 25 & "1ar. 3 The Parkside Union • RH I E PU CH RECEPTIO • FIVE COURSE GOU ET GER A DIN ER • LI E 21 HER DI ER USIC • BAVARI O CE ROUPE • AUTHE IC GER BA 0 s16.50 PER PERSON BY RESERVATIO 0, LY RANGER Public Forum series School effectiveness "Can the Schools Work for erybod ?" will be a qu tion exp at the Public Forum eries at Park ide, featuring Wilbur Broo over, a nationall_ known educati n holar who belie\·es that poor nd d!S3d\ nta ed students can co · enlly achie\'e academic ru and state o[ficial Howard Fuller, a rigorou dtocate of edution for the poor. The free Public Forum will be at 7. p m. on Thursday, Feb. 16 in the Union Cinema Theater Responding to tatements by O\ , a fichigan tale Uni- ·ty prof rem ritus, and Ful- , tate Employment Relations Lary, will be udrey Hains. a - 1 t nt princ1p I t Keno ha' Tremper High School, and Jack Par er, director of research and de- I pment for the Ra me Unified School District. Brookover. author of the books, Creating Effective Schools·' and ··School Social Systems and Student Achievement," is a leading spokesman for the "effective schools movement" in the U S. The movement, which is the sub· ject of increasing attention by chools nationwide, holds that chools, and not socioeconomic en\< ironments, are the chief forces behind success and failure among students in the cla room. Brookover has ludied schools that effectively serve students from all socioeconomic background and discovered that the chools share common characteristics. Those include an emphasis on basic academic skills uch as reading, writing and mathematics and high expectations by teachers that students will achieve acad mic proficiency. At Parkside, Brookover Will discuss practices in schools and cla . rooms that contribute to academic success. Fuller is former chair of the Coalition to Save Milwaukee's North Division High School and former associate director of Marquette University's program for educational opportunity. He has been an outspoken advocate of equitable implementation of the Milwaukee public school's desegregation program. At Parkside, he will discuss district and state policies that can promote eqwty in education. Moderating the forum will be Joseph Larkin, educational outreach coordinator at Parkside. The forum is sponsored by Parkide 's education division and the University Extension's Department of Governmental Affairs. Wellness on wheels A Family Welln Program is being tablished at Parkside with the aid of a $20,000 grant from the Metropolitan Life Foundation aimed at heightening health awaren primarily among adult students age 25 and older. early 40 percent or Parkside tudents fit in that age group. Park.side was one of six universiti - n.tionwid to receive a etropolitan grant. Two other UW S - tern campuses were grant recipients. UW-Whitewater received $20,· 000 for a health education program aimed at freshmen and UW.Stevens Point got $9,500 for a computeraided wellness program. Parltside's Family Wellness Program will consist of a mobile health information unit that will dispense health information at points around the campus; a resource infonnation ystem that will cross-catalogue most of the media, books and other health-related information sources available on campus as well as community agencies available in Ken ha and Racine; a series or wor hops on health-rel ted topics: and personal counseling and support groups. The program to rai e health awarene s among students, many of whom have ramily and job obligations in addition to academic responsibilities, all of which make a thorough knowledge of health, nutrition, exercise and stress-management strategies important. · Th mobile informational unit. call "wellness on wheels," will cons· t of flexible interconnected panels featuring a wide array of health infonnation on topics such as hypertension-screening and nutrition. The unit, not powered by motor, will present both ongoing and changing displays and will be moved to different areas of the campus to insure high visibility. For more information on these services, call the campus Child Care Center at 553-2227 or the tu• dent Health Care Center at 553- 2366. Club Events PPS PPS !Parkside Philosophy Socie• ty) will feature Northwestern University Professor Arthur Fin in a talk entitled "Reali m?" The dt. • cu ion will take place Thursday, Feb. 9 at 3:30 p.m. in Comm Art 129. Peer Support On Wednesday, Feb. 5 at 1 p m in Molinaro 111, Peer Support will conduct a program entitled "How' the Semester Going?" If you are in need 0£ someone to talk to about school, please come. Refre. hmen will be served. Dr. Who Society The Dr. 'Who Speculative Fi lion Society will meet on Saturda . Feb 18 at 6 p.m. in Union 206. Blake's 7 and a Peter Davison epi ode, mo likely "Four to Doomsday," will be shown. IVCF Inter-Varsity Christian F llo\li ship is sponsoring a Bible study for non-traditional adult students, fa · ulty, staff and classified employ Friday from noon to 1 p.m. m Greenquist D103. The study is on prayer. Those in· terested in learning more abOUt Christian communication with God are invited to bring a brown baC lunch and join the group. For questio~ co.ntact Bar~ Lan<>P, ,dvJsor for NCF. 553-2122. .. RANGER Winter Carnival .,~~~tu~~,~allr!.leasesimagination News Editor But, alas, ma~y u~ the students five 'besr:'::t~':"th~":i:t:;:: Once upon a lime in a town Mvenothing to wear to the Winter ing Band is going to play and there called Kenosha, there stood a uni- bCearhnivIadl tCPostume Ball, which will will be horse rac-e=s! e a arkside on Friday, Feb. There is no reason for students versity named Parkside. At this 17 at 8:30 p.m, in Main Place. to miss out on the fun of the Costuuniversity all the students were The students cried, "Oh, no! We me Ball because costumes can be scurrying to prepare for the Winter t f d t Carnival, which is the highlight of mus ID COsurnes to wear or we rented, homemade or invented by WIll miss all the fun at the costume anyone. Judith Snider. Assistant Professor of Dramatic Arts and theatrical costume designer at Parbide. said IMt there are many ways to create your own costume; the key is creativity. "Simplicity, M<Cal1s and others have patterns for costumes for any. thing from E. T. to Care Bears IMt I've seen," said Snider. "These pat. terns cost about $2.$4. Of course then you have to buy the fabric. spend time constructing the costume and have the ability to sew. The nice thing is wben you are done. the costume is rOOfS to keep .. Snider suggests that costumes can be found in your parents' or grandparents' closets. such as your mother's prom dress or grandpa's old suit. "The only cost there might be would be dry cleaning the cloth. lngt to she said.. Other costume ideas can be found at thrift shops and second. band stores. Very inez pensive clothes. sboes and hats are in great supply at these types of shops. "You just have to open up your un· agmation. Be a scavenger ...!be best costumes are the ones IMt people have pat a little time and effort into. as well as a Jot 01 iJDacina· lion." added Snider. U you don't have !be time or unagination to create your own costume. there are several p...... to rent Jellyfish colloquium The lowly jellyfish has a nervous Chemistry Club Colloquium on Frisystem consisting of a fairly small day. Feb. 10 at 1:30 p.m. in Molina· number of interconnected nerve ro D137. cells. The size of the network The speaker will be Professor makes it an ideal subject of study Leonard Passano from the Zoology by scientists attempting to under- Department of UW·Madison. Prof. stand how the nervous system con- Passano is a recogniud expert in troIs an organism's behavior. the field of neurobiology and will The jellyfISh nervous system will give a talk entitled "Jelly Behaviorbe the subject of a Life Science- -Behavicr with a Diffuse Brain." Everyone is welcome to attend. Psych students meet Did you take PSYCh260 from Dan Pa~lson last semester or maybe you re a student interested in improving the current state of the Psychology Department in general. Either way. there will be a meeting of concerned students in the PSGA office (WLLC 0137. next to the Coffee Shoppe) on Monday. Feb. 13 at 1:15 p.m. John Hansen, With you 1have laughter. With you I've seen sunshine. With you I've found love. I love you, valentine. Jen , Jill Nielsen, May our love forever bring us peace and happiness wherever we choose to go. Ken 7 11MInda,. FdInwy I •• 184 just about any trpe of costwn. you can think of Furr by Us. 614 56th Street. Kenosha. bas over 3.000 costumOi which are for renl; pnce range from $10-$30. MMy Klpp sto ... 0_ ... Id IMt C'llIlUmos wooJd bo perfO<"! for a cooturne baD. sucb as <olor1u1 court jesters. pnnces. m 01..... Southern Belles. '2flI I1appon and clowns "w. a1so carTy th""lri<al fabn. and draper rernnan which poop can be ~tive ..,th and creal. tbe1irooUwnDc,o.o..tu-m-es..". ,said KJpp lEI_ aIoo ........... FIIrr .., Kipp said thai !be storo k..,. b~ 01 bats, masks ....... and g...... for peopIo to purcbaso to ....-1 t!lftr costumo. A foD ..... 01 theatrnl make-iIp IS aIoo .vailablo al tho PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE INVITES YOU TO SAVE ON COMBO MEALS WITH WOODEN QUARTERS (VALUE 25+) EvelYlime you purchase Special Combo meals, gel a wooden quarter FREE. Spend your wooden quarters on food and drink purchases - Of - save six (worth '1.50) and we'll redeem them fOf double value up 10 '3.00 in food. Offer good starting Jan. 30 Ihru Feb. 29. COMBO SPECIALS AVAILABli UNION DINING ROOM 7:30 am • 2:00 pm Mon. thru FrI. • WllC COFFEESHOPPE 7:30 am • 8:00 pm Mon. thru Thur. 7:30 am • 2:00 pm FrIdays '"Oon111*e lin\' Wi a a _. nkldes .when ............ . . yOU CGII ,gel A lQ lQ rll". hits!" , . RAJ GER Winter Carnival Costume hall releases imaginatio by Jennie T_unkieicz the month of February . Ball " Th II News Editor But , alas, many of the studen fi um R · have nothing to wear to the \\~inter ing d · to play Once upon a time in a town called Kenosha, there stood a university named Parkside. At this university all the students were scurrying to prepare for the Winter Carnival, which is the highlight of Carnival Co~twne Ball , which will will be ra ! be held at Parkside on Friday. Feb. Th no r for 17 at 8:30 p.m . in Ma.in Place . to miss ou t o th fu n of ,.,_. .,.,cu, .., The students cried, " Oh , no! We me Ball beca must find co tomes to wear or e rented horn will miss all the fun at the costume Jellyfish colloquium The lowly jellyfish has a nervous ystem consisting of a fairly small number of interconnected nerve cell . The size of the network makes it an ideal subject of study by scientists attempting to understand how the nervous system controls an organism's behavior. The jellyfish nervous system will be the subject of a Life Science- Chemi try Club Colloqwum on Friday , Feb. 10 at 1:30 p.m. in olinaro D137 . The peaker will be Prof r Leonard P sano Crom the Zoo! gy De nt of n. Prof. Pa no is a recogniud expert m the field of neurobiology and ·n give a talk entiUed "Jelly Beha ·or• -Behavior with a Diffuse Brain " Everyon i welcome to all nd . Psych students meet Did you truce Psych 260 from Dan Paulson last semester or mayb you're a tudent interested in impro\ mg the current state of the P Ythology Deparbnent in general. John Hansen, With you I have laughter. With you I've seen un hine. With you I've found love. I loi·e you, valentine. Jen Either way, th r will be a m t• ing of con emed stud n in th PSG oUice (WLLC D137, n t t the Coffe Shoppe) on lond y, Feb . 13 at l ·15 p.m . ielsen. May our love forever bring us peace and happines wherever we choose to go. , ... ' .. , .. ,.,,, .. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE INVITES YOU TO VE Every ime you purchase Spec I C meals, get a ooden qua FREE. S your wooden q o s on food end n purchases - or - ave ( orth 11 .50) and we'll red m them for doub al e up to s3_00 n food. O er ood art Jon. 30 thru Feb. 29. COMBO SPECIALS AVAILABL!E UNION DINING ROOM 7:30 am - 2:00 pm Mon. thru Fri. • WllC COffEE SHOPPE 7:30 am - 8:00 pm Mon. thru Thur. 7:30 am • 2:00 pm Fridays 'Don1 take any wooden nlcldes .. when you can gel we odefl quarters!'' FIJI.., .hIoMIta .... ,_~_ ._.... ~_ la- _". - .....- ...... PC RICK YOUUJTI.E VAUNTINE, vovr PC a..n-. n-b for -.." -- --..c:ript. 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YN'N -,, /o,,orite Valen• ••I llappy Valentine'• 0.,11 SSH. Yo•'r• a11cla a PYT. I ... , yo11 e11ery do, of d. 1Nek, yc,11 ae.q, dalng. Looe alu,oya. VWEC Darren. Tie .. .,,.en u,e ahaN i. ...,,,...ec1 only l,y nlY IODe /or youf IJ,ula t.oue. A-,,H .• T•a•lr• Jor a good 3 --••••· Happy Valen• tf ■e'• Do,. - - roM the Sa■ Aldo,ae Snalre BIG 1VNAI ILOVEYOOI DVJIIBBVNNY Pooley, I'll Jolla• your order• anydme.SARGE. l.o&,e cw,ay•. ,lq/ Marfr Sandcyl- 1 SG1&1 your l,ody In dae hall and I WANT ml P-•lonafely Anonymo 'DfAN1CS FOR BEING A FRIEND, JOEY. Lori ,. ,.. ...,, ,..Ind and ,, ,-alrea ,_ feel aupre Bid..,,._ molr • ,-feel ea,e,a I, ffer I• ho "II •he c:area/or me no odaer he haa nwtl .8.L Brod: I could fall madly Into 1,ed •ith you and your ten,ala racqued • '-'-~I Nalcaauahl • .,,-.- Gretlll= ff°"' con I looe you Vo" u,o,a't Ue dOflllfl!!!__ •• ,.~,r Nalcaaualdfl N':':°ai;.,?1 Kate: IIOCleyo•.._,._,-, e:oerloo.faayoac cue. Yoe1'oe .ao.. a Joe /or aL lllope,.-'Dlet-rapav yoa.All•-,.),'OtlrW..lolua.. ~~BAUOON ForalJ~~dl w.- xo. Poopy R.,...arcR Violeta arc Bl• • Odl Looea Poopy And PwfflY d- too111 T , hcT. Hev tnHtg: I lo e yo11 Ida all heart. F~ and Yow Utde = Val •• 0-.,II Lot• o/ 1 .. clr /or tlal• ... ~S,,ff. ,,...,,. ·= 111e t~. .,,. .1 ,... ... ,. Fellnary '. 1* Psycho Babble Just a MX-up Re<ently the military ran tests on !be multi-billioD dollar MX Missile- SJSlem. They fired several missiles <qUIpped with dummy ~. On moot 01 !be missiles, !be third ..... oppareatIJ miIIin!d TIlls re- .t.a.q..o. ls Inbyth_e _' milesJI.lissiDC their TIlls diIturbed me greatly. I decided to get some answers. I "",,ted to go right to the top, so I talked to the head of weapons de- ~Iopmentlor the army, General P. Henry Newcomb. Q. General Newcomb, 1 would lib to say at the outset thank JOu 1« /fl'lllluJI _ this interview on JU<'IJ Jbort DDtice. A.: Well, I'm a firm beli~ that !be people ba~ Ibe right to know ....-yIbInc about our national defeme. I want to clear up all traces of worry from Ibe minds of the American public. Q: All n,ht sir. Now I'd like 10 t« ril/JI 10 lbe point. A.: FiDe, fiDe. Ask away. Q.: Could you please eiplain to me bow • project that has cosl the pobIJc .., much mooey coo contain such • crueW maI1unctioo? A... Mallunction? What do you mean? Q.: I'm merrmg to lbe misrJre of lhe third stage of the MX Miss;. k. A.. OIl, that. Actually, that's nol • maIfuoctIoa at all. It was planned fIlot ""1. Q.' ~? For ",,"I purpose? A.: Well, IS you know the god. less Rusalan Commie scum have very sophisticated early warning and missile detection systems. Q... Yes, sir, I'm aware of that. &1 """I does lIal bave to do with .. ? A: Yau see, the way the missile is designed, the Commie scum will tract the missile and think they have flgltted out where it is head· ing. But at the last minute, the third slage wi! go olf and the war. head wiD go someplace totally dif. ferent. Then, BOOM. Q • Couido'l the Russians figure out how far oul of trajectory the IJ1ISSik will go? A. Nope. You see, that is the beauty of the design. Each missile IS set up dilferenUy. Even we don't know where the damn things are going to go! Q: You mean, they could go anywhere? A; Yup. Hee, hee. Isn't that great? Q: Bul sir, couldn't one of them hil ooe of our aI1ies? Or even ooe of our OWD cities? A .. Oh, yeah, sure. Q: How coo you justify lIal? A: WeD, bell. So what if it hits Doe of our cities? At least the damn godless Commie Russian scum won't get a cradt at it. Q.: 1 beg your pardon sir, but lIat's crazy. A.: Of course it's crazy. It's just crazy enoucb so that the Commie scum won't be .able to fIgUre it out. Gives us the element of surprise, The big day! Valentine's Day is a rather special holiday for two main reasons. th t First off, it is one of the few days of the year a the hanks do not close. I think Wednesday, the sixteenth of Juoe is the other. This in itself is a minor miracle. For some unknown reason, the hanks enjoy packing up and taking the day off on the slightest excuse; Columbus Day, VG (Victory in Grenada) Day, the manager's cat is sick today, etcetera. The second main characteristic that mak~ Valentine's Day so special is the sheer number of times you can make a fool out of yourself over the years. After kindergarten, when the rest of my class was '., physically forced to give me valentines on the threat of L.-----------------_-J being sadistically beaten with a large spiked club, came the years of oblivion. The whole lime I was m high school, I received one Valentine's card, from a lif~ 1~- surance company. Thereafter I spent most Vale~tin.e s Days cowering under the covers of my bed, Ieigning huhonic plague. . Most cards I gave were less than graciously received, Threats of "Scram, scumzoid," or outbreaks of delirious taughter were often the nonn of the day. By the lime I was sixteen I had managed to humiliate myself with around half the female population of high school. My valentine given/received ratio ran into numbers unheard of by all hut the greatest astrophysicists. I purchased enough cards to supply a minor African emerging nation with enough paper products for a year. The amounts of money spent could have financed a small colonial war. I became philosophical. The female population obviously didn't appreciate my beller points. How many other guys could impersonate Donald Duck while cross-eyed? But cards are what Valentine's Day is aD ahout. Hallmark's production during the holiday season. is truly astronomical, wiping out an average of 3.56 major deciduous focests per year. Production even outstrips Sweetest Day and !looses Day combined, hard though that may be to believe. The sheer vartety of card types is amazing in itsell, allowing one to be even more certain than before of buying the wrong card for that certain somebody. The following guide may be helpful when purchasing your Valentine. The Humorous Card. The humorous card is a pretty safe bet if you can't face the embarrassment of rejec· tion. Laugh casually as she throws it in your face, torn to pathetic shreds, and say words to the effect of "Ha, did you really think it was serious? Didn't the mutilated cat on the inside tip you off?" Then crawl in a dark comer and Whimper for three days. The Musical Card_ If we have the technology to lose a multi-billion dollar sallelite in deep space, dammit, we can build a musical valentine if we want to. Luckily, thanks to a merciful refinement in technology sinc..e Christmas, the damn things now stop when you close them. Before, the only way you could get them to shut up was hy putting them in a large vat of goulash or by - by John Kovalic by Rick Luehr don't you think? Q.; Well, I suppose, but... A.; Have I told you ahout the other weapons we're working on? We've got guns that shoot crooked. We have bombs that drop copies of Hustler on the enemy . Q.: Hustler? A.: Sure. Those Russians can't get any decent porno over there, so if we give them some it's sure to distract them long enough for our men to move in! Q: But sir ... A.: And then we've got this plan to homh the entire U. S. ourselves so that the godless Russian pinl<o Commie bastard scum won't get the pleasure! And then ... At this point, General Newcomh became very engrossed in his G. I. Joe set, so I quieUy slipped out of the room. By the way, do you know where I can gel my hands on a ticket to !be Soviet Unloa? I bave a feeling, !be way these weapons sound, that that's going to be the safest place to be if there's a war. ********** We live in a world full of dangers. The streets are not safe to walk on after dark. The threat of nuclear holocaust hangs over our heads. Air pollution is destroying our lungs, and acid rain is contaminating our drinking water. But these events pale in the face of the most sinister danger to our well-being in history. The Archies are getting back together. . Yes, I know that sounds too ter· rible to be !rue, but it is. It was reported in Billboard. The horror that was 'bubblegum' music is again ready to manifest itself on a generation that has 00 concept of the disastrous consequences. I'm sure you know what this means. As soon as the door is opened by the Arcmes, the way will be made clear for The Cowsills, Shaun Cassidy, and, yes, even the terrifying Partridge Family. I realize lIal the knowledge of this horrifying fact will cause many among you to panic, but I implore you, keep your heads! Panic will not help. We must act in a clear. headed, rational manner. We must be prepared to fight, yes, even die if necessary. We must not let 'buhblegum' music pervade and desecrate our society. We must act now before it's too late! Feature Editor Brenda Lee, Love's a crazy Thing, take us both, damn it! feeding them to the dog, who would then play 'Jingle Bells' every time he opened hIS mouth. The Pornographic Card. Yes, show someone YOU reaDy care by telling them what you wanl to do to them with a large howl of Jello and a pair of handcuffs. Festooned with bullocks and breasts, these cards are for the pervert in everyone, keeping the modem valentine spirit warm in your heart as yo~ get a lesson in anatomy and physiology at the same lime. The Cule Card. Snoopy and Garfield never looked belter and they hring in millions every year. Only give these if you know your girlfriend has a strong stomach or hasn't eaten yet. Or if you like the color green. I guess one of my main problems was never reaDy knowing what to say. "I really would like to gel to know you beller" was often replaced by "Uh ... er ... Oh, shit, here!" after which I would strategically withdraw to a dark comer for three days, doing my worldfamous wonn impersonation. As a mailer of fact, there is only one time during the year that I would possibly consider more degrading than Valentine's Day itself. The day after Valentine's Day. Logic should, the morning after, have told me to continue tbe wonn impersonation. At least until the rest of the class forgot whal I looked like. n is very humbling to enter a classroom of thiriy students, who just got through passing around the room the valentine you gave your heartthrob yesterday. What is worse is when the classroom breaks into spasms of uncontrollable laughter as you enter. What is even worse is when the biology teacher joins them. Turning a shade of russet that would make certain lizards jealous, I would then proceed to slink to a desk in the back of the room, by the fresh water aquarium where the horned toads were quietly chortling to themselves. Luckily, by the time I was eighteen, my voice broke, making the whole thing seem a lot less silly. But still, when the fateful fourteenth comes around, it still amazes me that I can so easily hark back to the days of my youth, as my !rue love turns softly to me and whispers, "Get lost, jerk." Catherine. Hard though this May be to believe, • find myseH Loving you more each day. l 'l'llanday, Februry t, 1 Psycho Babble Just a MX-up Q . Could u pl explain to ~ project that has cost th pub/i so much money can contain , crucW maUunction? A . llunction? What do you n, they could , hee. I n ' t th t Q. · But su-, couldn't one of them hit one of our a.Ui ? Or et·en one of our o~n CJti ? : Oh , e. Q.: Ho caa you justify that' • Well, hell. So what il it h1 on of our cities? At I the damn g die Commie Russian scum won't g ta era at It. Q. : 1 beg your pardon ir, but th t' ~ra.zy. A.: Of course it's crazy. It's j t crazy enough that the Commi scum o t be able to figure i out G,,., us th element of urpri . . " .. b)· Rick Lu br n't th.mk? Q.. \\'ell, I mppo , but... A.: Ha\'e I told you bout th oth pon we· r orldng on? we·~ t guns that hoot crooked . We hay born that drop copi of H tier on the enemy. Q: Hu tier? A : Sure. Thoe Russians can't gel ny d nt porno ov there, so if e giv them some it's ure to distract them long enough for our men to move in! Q: But sir ... A. : And then we'\•e got thlS plan to bomb th entire . S. ourselv so that the godl Russian pinko Commie bastard um on't get the pl ure! And then .. At this pomt, General ewcomb became very engrossed in his G. l . Joe t, I qui Uy lipped out of the room. By the way, do you know where I can get my hands on a tick• et to the Soviet Union? I have a feeling, the way these weapons sound, that that's going to be the saf t place to be if there's a war. ********** We live in a world full of dan· gers. The treets are not safe to walk on after dark. The threat of nuclear holocaust hangs over our beads . Air pollution is destroying our lung . and acid rain is contaminating our drinking water. But these events pale in the face of the most sinister danger to our well-being in history. The Archies are getting back to♦ gether. · Y , I ow that sounds too ter• rible to be true, but it i . It was reported m Billboard . The horror that s bubblegum' music is again r dy to manif t itsell on a gener• ation that has no concept of the disastro consequenc . I'm ure you know hat this means. soon as the door is opened by the Archles, the way will be made cl for The Co ills, haun ·j. dy, and, yes, even the terrifying Partridge Family. I realize that the knowled e of this bomfying fact will cause many among you to panic, but I implore you, keep your heads! Panic \\-;U not help . We must a t in a clearheaded, rational manner. We must be prepared to fight. y , e\·en die if necessary . We must not I t 'bubblegwn' musi pervade and desecrate our I ty. We must act now before it' too late1 RANGEi\ --. The big day! Valentine's Day is a rather special holiday for two main reasons Fmt off, it is one of the few days of the y~r that the banks do not close. I think Wednesday, the sixteenth of June is the other. This in itself is a minor miracle. For some unknown reason, the banks enjoy packing up and taking th_e day off on the slightest excuse: Columbus Day, VG (Victory in Grenada) Day, the manager's cat is sick today, etcetera. The econd main characteristic that mak~ Valen· tine's Day so special is the sheer number of times you can make a fool out of yourself over the years. by John Kovalic Feature Editor After kindergarten, when the r~t of my class was ph ically forced to give me valentines ?n the threat of L------------------..1 being distkally beaten with a larg~ spiked cl~~· c~e the years of oblivion. The whole time I Wa:i ~ hi_gh hool, I recei\'ed one Valentine's card, from a lif~ ~urance company. Thereafter I spent most Vale~tin_e s Days cowering under the covers of my bed, feignmg bubonic plague. . -t cards I gave were less than graciously receive_d. Threats of "Scram, scumzoid, ·• or outbreaks of delir· ious laughter were often the norm of the day. By the time I was sixteen I had managed to humiliate myself \\-ith round hall the female population of high school. ~y valentine given/received ratio ran into numbers unheard of by all but the greatest a~trophy~cists. I pur• chased enough cards to supply a mmor Afncan emerg• ing nation with enough paper products for a year. The amounts of money spent could have financed a small colonial war. I became philosophical. The female J>?PU· talion obviously didn't appreciate my better pomts. How many other guys could impersonate Donald Duck while cro -eyed? But cards are what Valentine's Day is all about. Hallmark's production during the holiday season. is truly astronomical, wiping out an average of 3.56 ma~or deciduous for-ests per year. Production ev outstrips Sweetest Day and Bosses Day combined. hard though that may be to believe. The sheer variety of card types is amazing in itself, allowing one to be even more certain than before of buying the wTOng card for that certain som~y. The following guide may be helpful when purcha mg your Valentine. The Humorous Card. The humorous card is a pretty safe bet iI you can't face the embarrassment of rejec· tion. Laugh casually as she throws it in your face, tom to pathetic shreds, and say words to the effect of "Ha, did you really think it was serious? Didn't the mutilated cat on the inside tip you off?" Then crawl in a dark comer and whimper for three days. The Mu ical Card. H we have the technology to lo e a multi-billion dollar sattelite in deep space, dammit, we can build a musical valentine iI we want to . Luck• ily, thanks to a merciful refinement in technology since Chrisbnas, the damn things now stop when you close them Before, the only way you could get them to shut up was by putting them in a large vat of goulash or by Brenda Lee, Love's a crazy Thing, take us both, damn it! feeding them to the dog, who_ would then play 'Jingle Bells' every time he opened his mouth. The Pornographic Card. Yes, show someone you really care by telling them what you w~t to do to them with a large bowl of Jello and a pair of handcuffs. Festooned with buttocks and breasts, these cards are for the pervert in everyone, keeping the modem valentine spirit warm in your heart as yo~ get a lesson in anatomy and physiology at the same time. The Cute Card. Snoopy and Garfield never looked better and they bring in millions every year. Only give these if you know your girllriend has a strong stomach or hasn't eaten yet. Or if you like the color green . I guess one of my main problems was never really knowing what to say. "I really would like to get to know you better" was often replaced by "Uh ... er. ~ Oh, shit, here!" after which I would strategically withdraw to a dark comer for three days, doing my world• famous worm impersonation. As a matter of fact, there is only one time during the year that I would possibly con ider mo e de ding than Valentine's Day itself. The day after Valentine's Day. Logic should, the morning after, have told me to continue the worm impersonation. At least until the rest of the class forgot what I looked like. It is very humbling to enter a classroom of thirty stu• dents, who just got through passing around the room the valentine you gave your heartthrob yesterday. What is worse is when the classroom breaks into spasms of uncontrollable laughter as you enter. What is even worse is when the biology teacher joins them. Turning a shade of russet that would make certain lizards jealous, I would then proceed to slink to a desk in the back of the room, by the fresh water aquarium where the horned toads were quietly chortling to themselves. Luckily, by the time I was eighteen, my voice broke, making the whole thing seem a lot less silly. But still, when the fateful fourteenth comes around, it still amazes me that I can so easily hark back to the days of my youth, as my true love turns softly to me and whi pers, "Get lost, jerk. " Catherine, ffilNI though this May be to believe, I find myseH Loving you more each day. sttav-el-Ahroad London calling by TODyRogers I found It interesting that while American 'burbs' typically coosist of pre-fab, subdivision houses less than ten years old, a London borough is often entirely Victorian filled with narrow red brick houses one hundred years old or more. f was lucky enough to live with an English family in Ealing who were wonderf~1 people, and some of my most enjoyable experiences in London were spent with them. Although Ealing is a fair distance from central London, it was easy to get into town using the 'tube: or subway. I've heard it said that, mile for mile, London's tube is more expensive to travel on than Concorde, and at a pound sixty for a roundtrip ticket (over two American dollars), it's not hard 10 believe. But central London is certainly worth the trip. In fact, to explore London nrooerly and get a 'feel' for the city, it is necessary to make many such trips. London is a huge cily, larger than Chicago, but unlike most American cities, London has been built 'out' instead of 'up.' Tbere are taller buildings in Milwaukee than there are in London, so the city is spread out over a vast area with Central London divided into many sections. The first place I wenl to was Pi.,. cadilly Circus. I was still a bit c0nfused by the tube system, ond almost missed the Piccadilly station. There were cars everywhere, it seemed, and even more peop~. I suddenly felt dazed, and this feeling was magnified when I lir13lly looked up and saW the huge, world-fa- Irecently spent three months in Loadon and when asked to write an II1ide for the Ranger on the city and my experiences, I was delighted. Atlirst. M I began to write, attempting to describe London and what there Is to do there, I realized that I had I prnbIem. Ididn't know where to start. Tbere was simply too much puomd to cover, too many places IDd things to include. I couldn't write adequately about such an ineredIbIe city within the conlines of I siJlCIe newspaper article. But I8Dl not one to be deterred by IUCIl obvious prohlems, so I decided to give this article 'the old tOIJe&e lIy: so to speak. If it tums oat lbat one article cannot do justice to London, then I'll write a few 1DlIn, Feature Editor willing. I'll becID at the beginning. Iwst to London as part of UWPIItteviJle's international studies JINIf'Im. and spent a semester IIludJInc It a 'college of higher edutIIloD.' Eng1aDd has basically three ....... of htgher educaton: uni- I8IIlIea, polytechnics and colleges al/llgber education. Universities in iIIclond are much more difficult to pia IIItry to than those in the ~ Slates and can be quite exp. e.D..Il.v.el especially for overseas stu~ Ilived In Ealing, a pleasant boraugb of London. Very few people Iiv« within the city itself. mous neon signs of PIccadilly. . Icrossed the street to the square in the circus center and sal do"" on the steps 01 the stalue 01 Eros. I looked around me; there were other tourists who lool<ed as dazed as Idid and a large group 01 punks, decked out in thelr saturday nighl best. I had never seen anlllunc like them beIore, so like the idiot I am. I tried to take a picture 01 them. One 01 the larger members of the group, a burly fellow WIth I pink mahan several leet high, immediately yelled something at me To this day I'm oot sure what he said, but f think I can guess. 1 qukkly stulled my camera away and sal down aain. I felt like such a tourm, Sobo is ooIy I few blo<ts from Piccadilly, and Iwent there next It wasn't nearly as sleazy as I thougbt it would be. (DlSappou>ted~-M) There were plenty of striptease joints, topless han and sex sbops selling various electroruc rubber Items, but there were l\so many 11>- terestine-looking resla urants-lndian, Greek, IWian and Clunese. just to name I few. Saba IS sale as well. at night, as IS most of London Near Piccadilly are many of Londoa's 'West End' tbealen Tbe CIty boasts In IncredIble ,"nety of pial", musicals, dramas and c0medies, as "ell as lDIlly lvanle-pnle productions in the 'frin&e' tbeatss You could probably go to I difler· ent play eo;ery IUiht of the l-- m London. 1II.'hatl$ espe<Ully lemfic about London theater IS the cost Unlike Broadway, London', West EndisSUlllrislnctJ saw about teD pia. lD Londou and ..... sperll more lIla11 to elghl Amencall dolIan CD IIlJ oee. Another fastlllatin. p was Kulg's Road. wbes-e!DID of \be Clly'S punks oul Here _ n.a lind sbops seI1lDC e<erytiwII from studded leather belts and the Ia ........ ve a1bumI to teD diff colon 01 paull far your mohawk. For shoppul&, there are ..-ral dillermt areas 01 town to c!ledl au Tbe KeftSin&Ioo .,.,. Is wbes-e r.- 01 the bic IieparImeIlt like Harrod', are IoclIted, bullDlDJ 01 tbese are '"er1 ell' he. For cheaper mdf, opeD-et mart.Its .... the place to go Tbe Pet I LaDe' martel near U'OfllOOl the Cam> St martell are p, ond 'e lots 01 _t stull_ 01 .1 junk. but _ the ' PA SI • - 4. - Ala. I fear I riIbt ODe IflJc: 1e ~ do jusli<e to Loadon ru COIll1DUe next more thinp to do lD Loc>doe ond wbes-e, 10 until History 214 Valentines through the ages By Michael Lee Firchow Contrary to popular belief, Valentine', Day did not originate in \be days of Saint Valentine. It actUally started in the primitive era of man's being. It was a time when men were men and women weren't. "Uggh, I goona pull her over my ~ hack and steal her ... uggh ...ugguggh away. Then I gonna kill a pterodactyl and give her its heart CIIZ. "This line was found on a cave wan in a matter of pictures. So henceforth it can be agreed upon that no religious order (or disorder) pve birth to whal is noW referred to as Valentine's Day. Many a state rose and fell before Saint Rudolph Valentine initiated Feb. 14 as the day of shared love. It _ definitely the Greeks who got to the bottom of the meaning and licnificance of it all. The Greeks IiYed in a lime when virgins were Illered, and sacrilices were virgins, lao: -9oenolea' has .been noted for' . saying, "You ask me 'What is piety?' It is not examples nor a pious act, nor even is it what the gods love. It is H_A_L_L_~I_A -R-K!" Another empire rose and fell before Rudy's ascension-the Roman Empire, It was a time when women were women and so were Blow-uP Linda dolis. Young Brutus has been knO\\.'O to have said. "Gee. I was the only person in the class who didn't get a Valentine's Da)' card from Jules, I'u get even ..,..tb hIm for that!" NoW we move to a time. al swash-buckling heroes dashlDg about in suits of annor. TIus ,,-as a time when the Holy Grad IN,as sought for, but the meaning of life wasn'\....roaming amongst the myriads of spouting corpses staggen one lone roan mumbling. '"DOf palO. nor armed fleet, nor ~'. nor ho can stop me from d~Venng my Valentine's day cards··· M we _ leaVe the en 01ernpires, the modern forms nne I 11 IS the arts that are pm-aIent in au walks of n...-louod bfe \'a1tnl1ne's Day becaI1le I tbln« or the until the noveleers retJ~ the name. '()\'eJ5 wer~ \\TIUen about exCUrsIOnsof \O\-e aDd 1'OJ'3.te lllto tbew~~of~ ItwuJtUU time thai Harvey n wrote his IIrst love no 'el- H.rrer Qwnn presents ,\ly t~tim>le Lo'e m CaDterbutY . In the lower nud «Dtral 20th century, the Imagis\S 101 I ether to compose a poem a t Va1eI>- lines Day They wanted to creale the ollidal poem of the 1920 OlympICS. II wenl ",me!hmg like this ThoughUul!y You brought me Many giflS on ValeDIme', Day. BeauWuI l'1o""" that You sent me perfumed the Air. And now at the day the ...... 1 01 Volentine" Day IS nm- _ rampant II IS I Urne .-beD womeo are WOIIleII aDd we used tD lb~lr plac~ Iidren througbool the !aDd 1Il\-ade the lISIes 01 K-Mart lD seardl 01 loIr T Valentine cards thai read HappJ Volenline', Day, Foo' .. WHKOf 25% French Pean RANGER travel Abroad London calling by Tony Rogers I found it interesting that while I recently spent three months in London and when asked to write an article for the Ranger on the city and my experiences. I was deligh ted. At first. As I began to write, attempting to describe London and what there b to do there, I realized that I had 1 problem. I didn 't know where to start. There was simply too much ground to cover, too many places and things to include. I couldn't write adequately about such an incredible city within the confines of 1 single newspaper article. But I am not one to be deterred by such obvious problems, so I decided to give this article 'the old college try,' so to speak. H it turns out that one article cannot do justice lo London, then I'll write a few more, Feature Editor willing. I'll begin at the beginning. I went to London as part of UWPlatteville's international studies program, and spent a semester studying at a 'college of higher education.' England has basically three llvisions of higher educaton: uni\ lfflities, polyteclmlcs and colleges of bigher education. Universities in &:ng)and are much more difficult to pin entry to than those in the United States and can be quite expensive, especially for overseas tudents. I lived in Ealing, a pleasant borough of London. Very few people live within the city itseli. History 214 American 'burbs' typically consist of pre-fab, subdivision houses less than ten years old, a London borough is often entirely Victorian fil. led with narrow red brick ho1 one hundred years old or more. I was lucky enough to live l\ith an English family in Ealing who wer wonderful people, and ome of my most enjoyable experiences in London were spent with them . Although Ealing is a fair distance from central London , it was easy to get into town using the 'tube ,' or subway . I've heard it said that, mile for mile , London 's tube is more expensive to travel on than Concorde , and at a pound sixty for a roundtrip ticket (over two American dollars), it's not hard to believe. But central London is certaml)' rth the trip. In fact, to explore London Prot>erly and get a 'feel' for th city, it is necessary to make many such trips. London is a huge cit , wger than Chicago, but unlike mo t American cities, London built 'out' instead of 'up.' There taller buildings in Mil ukee than there are in London, so the dty is spread out over t th Central London divided into many sections. The first place I cadilly Circus . I fused by th ube most missed the Pi dilly There were car e, t} h r • seemed, and even more peopl suddenly felt dazed, and th1 r was magnified when I finally ed up and saw the hu rld-f Valentines through the age By Michael Lee Firchow ontrary to popular belief. Valentine' Day did not originate in the days of Saint Valentine. It actually tarted in the primitive era of man·s being. It was a time when m n were men and women v.er n't. "Uggh, I gonna pull her over my left back and teal her .. uggh ... ug guggh away. Then I gonna kill a pterodactyl and give her its heart C\12, ''This line was found on a cave wall in a matter of picture . So henceforth it can be agreed upon that no religious order (or disorder) gave birth to what is now referred lo a Valentine's Day. Many a state ro e and fell before Saint Rudolph Valentine initiated Feb. 14 as the day of hared love. It was definitely the Greeks who got to the bottom of the meaning and significance of it all. The Greeks lived in a time when \"irgins were satted, and sacrifices were virgins, too: ·Socrates has • been noted for · ll 1% A Week at the Park Columnist trades places .., RId< LMW V_ .... CrtIIc: I _ lbIl JOU mllll be surprIIed 10 _ me cIoInc Ibis column. • but due 10 !be fact thai I eataiD penon wboof identity I wiI DOl rOYtllI. ISide /rom the Ilct that his ....... IS RobbIt Eicbhom. rtf..... to do It WtIl lllyWay ....... goes notbin TIlt romle "TradiDg Pleees" wiU be shown this a1ttmoon at 3:30 and will be repeated tomorrow at 1:30 IIld 7 30 P m IIld 01> Sund3y al 2 pm. Thls R.... led leature iJ _ led by PAD UD: entitled "Blick W....... : "~11 Agalns,lIle Odds - Imlll" 01 Black Wom.. La Ill. ArIa," by Is, Freida High·Wastk- ~onl' 01 UW-Madis.n will be pr nled tonight at 7 p.m. In Union 104 TIlt program Is Iree and 0POll to the public, Also tonigbt there will be a dance 'eaturi., 'JIox" at 8:30 p.m. 'n UNOn SqIWe. Admission IS $1 lor I P.n.ide .tudent and $2 'or a euet The dance Is sponsored by th er-popular PAD Friday It I p.m. there will be a paoUy rMcWrc .., Prof. W1IIie Hoy lJowtlDs IIld Dorice Home entilled "Block Poetry aad !be BIatk Expon.-:' The reading iJ Iree and 0peII to the public. Friday tv......,. there will be I coocert by the WiJconsln Conlemporary Music Forum al 8 p.m. in the Commurucauon Arts 1'hf-atpr TIlt concert is free and 0peII 10 the public. On Sunday It 2 p.m. the film "Piu&e" will be shown in the Unioa CIDema. TIlt film is part 01 !be Foreip Film Series. Some tickets do remain 01> sale lor Sunday's shoWUl/l . A roundtable entitled "wtsce •. sU's Reveaue Sbariog: Good. or Bad1" by Senator John Maurer (DKenosha) will be presented Monday at noon in Union 106. The program is free and 0POll to the public. On Tuesday !bere will be a CoIleehouse at noon in Union Square, leaturmg comedian Joel Madis ••. All are welcome; admission is free. sponsored by, guess who, PAB. Joel Madison will also appear al 9 p.m. in Union Square. Admission is Iree with your basketball exchange Ucket or $3 Also on Tuesday, the film "MaIc: oIm X" wiU be shown at 7 p.m. in the UniOft Cinema. Admission is lree, sponsored by, this is gelting redundant, PAB. A workshop, uExerclse as it Re- Ia,es 10 W.Iloess," by Beth Roberson, will laIce place on Wednesday, Feb. 15 in Union 106. The workshop is free and 0POll to tile pUblic. ********** Jusl a personal aside to my editor, you know him, you love him, you can'l live without him, John Kovalic: U you ever make me do tIlis again, I'U break your kneecaps. Whey Chai... The way Chinese food ought to be". WE ARE OUT TO SET A F. A. D. IMAGE Fast Affordable Delicious Wh~y ~hai <:hin~5<Z1(<Z5taurant Chinese Restaurant DOH 2683~,Rd 312·7M>-3003 ICINOSHA 512 57th 645-5300 ....................... 10% off Discount with Parkside I. D. (Racine WMy Chell only) ValId Unil February 15,1984 Once Ober Easy A nutty kind of guy "Salted Peants," is a book of "1800 Tantalizing Facts" compiled by E. C. McKenzie. This fun-filled coDection is meant to be "read, relished and repeated." Facts like 'The Statue 01 Liberty weighs 225 tons," "The common house fly does not breed tn Alaska," and "/I is not recorded in the Bible that Jesus Christ was ever sick," fill the 120 pages. Wonderful. These would be made exciting if a paragraph 01 evidence followed each alleged truism, But, alas, readers musl laIce E. C. 's word. Because most 01 these are not highly-though-of, there must be many unshelled peanuts lying around. My research has cracked open the covers to other unknown facts. As wilb Mr. McKenzie's findings, you must take my word on these. ********** Dust settles on things, never in. The driving habits 01 United Postal Service mailmen initiated the phrase, "Look out, honey, here comes a truck!" Kenosha roads are places where tires lear to tread. Stars twinkle because of retinitis pigmentosa in every human eye. Salad dressing received its name from a medieval harlequin named Josey the Pussycat. TIlt Charge 01 tile Light Brigade was contracted tbrough General Electric. In 1857, lbe lirst community mannequin lire was lit in Brizboe, Maine. /I is reenacted every June 30 to commemorate the incoming fiscal year. Spots and lines appearing in fingernails indicate local weather patterns. . Cows wagging their tails indicate their joy in being noticed by passmg molorists. Cows drink a third 01 their intake at night... ...which creates the alcohol content in homogenized milk .... which gives them a hangover, causing them to moo ...milling around swinging singles' barns. /I is possible lor a rainbow to lorm Irom a runny nostril. Custer's Last Stand went out of business on February 25, 1876. It is possible lor lish to ice skate (just toss one across the ice.) Overweigbt boxing Dutchmen actually shed skin while training. . In tile year 205 B.C., the Romans passed a law prohibIting tile use 01 squirrel pelts as doormats. It is p....pbesied in lbe Bible lbat someone would score 100 points in a professional basketllall game. In Baltimore it is illegal lor bums to sleep on the wrong SIde 01 the street in winter. It is impossible lor a game show host 10 become successful In another role. Benjamin Franklin dyed his bair bald. 84% 01 a raw jok. is malicious. The largest potato ever baited weigbed twenty-live pounds. It was pIcked August 12, 1943, in Lute, Idaho. The potato was 18 "lcbes long with a circumference 01 - by Dick Oberbruner seven inches. It was garnished with six pounds 01 sour cream. Daylight Savings Time was introduced before tbe sun came up.l Hall 01 the world's problems are in the United States. The other half do not matter. . The sky above us contains nOlT! Sagan tons 01 bot JI1r. Around 1900, J. Cavendish Gunner invented electrically heated socks. . Blindlolded tests, have proven that joggers can rerog_ mze their partners by smell. ********** Pig iron is made from the same ingredients as hot dogs. ' "Shenandoah" means "pass your cheese sandwich to the virgin." ~~COhOI has a way of turning anyone into a corne- A sn~ is the most violent bodily lunction. A r~plst commits a crime of violence. A sneezing rapist is the most dangerous being on earth. King George I, 01 England, losl his socks in a poker game. He subsequently contracted pneumonia and died. The. silly word 'supercallilragilisticexpialidocious' was discovered on an LSD trip. Toads and frogs are olten conlused. Toads give oil warts when kissed. Frogs turn into handsome princes. Russian KGB agents are nicknamed 'gremlins.' Ostriches bury their heads lor lear 01 blushing in public. Las Vegas and Reno are the only two ciUes in Nevada. "Kissin'. Cousins," an Elvis Presley mOVie, can never be shown m lhe state 01 Utah. The summertime dredging 01 Lake Mnkwonago helps to leed tbe Southeast Asian relugees outside 01 Ft. McCoy, Tbe three most level regions in the United Slates are Illinois, Louisiana and Fritz Holling's bald spot. The lirst organized baseball game was played in 1673. Joliet beal Marquette 27 to 18. , In lbe state 01 Maine, it is illegal to swim in a bathtub. The highest bodily temperature ever recorded was at a busmess meeting in Kilchen, Nebraska on July 17. 1987. Max Van RUIl, County Seed Dispatcher, recorded 121 degrees Celsius. It is good luck lor American boxers to wear red, white and blue athletic supporters. Marijuana snifling police dogs are always high. . Sociological researcb has proven that janitors are in- VISIble unless needed. 1 A Week at the Park Columnist trades places free and open to th u.-n•rtc -<l•np, " er • it C• ~ e!UDess," by Beth Rober• p on 'edn a), nion 106. The workd open to the public. ********** Whey Chai ... fhe way Chinese food ought to be ... WE ARE OUT TO SET A F. A. D. MAGE Fast Affordable Delicious he? ' Chai thin<?5<? f<estauraot Chinese Restau ant DON 2683 Sheridon Rd 312-7"6-3003 ••••••••••••••••• ICINOSHA 512 571h 6'>5300 •••• 10% off Discount wtth Parkside I. i>. (Racine Whey Chai only) Val d Unfll February 15, 1984 Once Ober Easy A nutty kindof guy "Salted Peanuts," is a book of "1800 Tantalizing Facts' compiled by E . C. kKenzie. This fun-filled collection is meant to be "read, relished and repeated ." F like ' The tatue of Liberty weighs 225 tons," " The common house fly does not breed tn Alas~." and " ll • not recorded in the Bible that Jesus Christ ras e..-er , " fill the 120 pages. 'ond rful. Th would be made ex<.'iting if a paragraph of evid n follo ·ed each alleged trui m But, alas, readers e E. C.' word. Beca mo t of th se re not highly-though-of, there m t be many un helled peanuts lying around . 1y r rch has cracked open the covers to other unkno 11 fa cts. As with ir. McKenzie's findings , you m t e my word on th e. ********** ttl · on things , never m . The driving habits of nited Po ta! Service mailmen initiated the phrase, "Loo out, honey, here comes a tru k l" Keno ha roads are plac where tires fear to tread. Stars twinkle because of retinitis pigmentosa in every human eye . d dr ng received i name from a medieval harlequin named Josey the Pus ycat The Charge of the Light Brigade wa contracted through General Electric. In 1857, the first community mannequin fire was lit in Brizboe, laine. It 1S reenacted every June 30 to commemorate the incoming fiscal year. Spots and lines appearing in fingernails indicate local weather patterns . Co s wagging their tails indicate their joy in being noticed by passing motorists. Cows drink a third of their intake at night... ... wruch creates the alcohol content in homogenized milk .w.wh1ch gives them a hangover, causing them to moo ••. milling around swinging ·ingles' barns . It is po 'ble for a rainbow to form from a runny nostril. Custer's Last Stand went out of business on February 25, 187 . It is po ible for fish to ice skate (just toss one across the ice. ) Overweight boxing Dutchmen actually shed skin while training. . ~ . the )'ear 205 B. C., the Romans passed a law prohi b1ting the use of squirrel pelts as doormats. It is prophesied in the Bible that someone would re 100 points in a professional basketball game. In 8a:!timore it is illegal for bums to sleep on the wrong de of the street m "'inter. It is ~~ible for a game how ho t to become sucuJ m another role. Benjamin Franklin dyed his hair bald. 84 of a raw joke is malicious. The largest ~tato ever baked eighed twenty-five pounds . It was p1~ed August 12, 1943, in Lute, Idaho. The potato 18 inches long with a circumference of by Dick Oberbruner seven inches . It was garnished with six pounds of sour cream. 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Personals IItJDDY AND Marilyn: Thanks for IIiIIID& Bruce Springsteen to the END!! ====~-- WANTED: GIRLS with low moral values and high expectations for short term physical relatiODShip. Ask for Nick in the Ranger Office. KURT: WHY don't yoa get a hair cut?? PAUL VOLKER: the utility muimization defense? Well Jenny! IME JENNV: LET'S go maximize our utililies. IMEROSK CONFUNCTION SUMPTION! C0nfound it, Jenny. Imerosk. DAVID ARNONEE is not the biggest Arnonee in the world. GffiL TROUBLES? Send her to me ....Tbe Doctor. FRIEND: WHAT were you doing at Crickets on saturday?? Toots LORIE APOLOGIZE'l to ....,..- at Cri<:tets saturday Di&lrt. TO ANNFITE G. You poinl worts of art: You're ODe youndI'l Jeff RICK, I'M DOl refusu>c to do • A WEEK AT THE PARK." I'm simply avoiding the drafl IKE KAREN T.: My 10"., lor yoa is \II the glisteIunc petals of the rose. A Noa Emious. MR. M. I know about yoar "Sboe Fetish!!., IloteI SUs>e JANET: 'lIEARTS' Do lbe 'bearts' represent any bidden 'Rlua" needs? Hotel e. .JE]I,.'W: WE "" )'00 ThIE AUGIE SCHMIDT. ba", a ..... 1 time in FIonda I'm sure 10 yoa'My JE rADIE. Coeo D£AIlfST DON: You're the I yoa're fiDe. iD,.,.. be my VaIoDtme' JOlIN: IIAPPY SDopb_ IlIrr" TnsIl JEJ'F CAL,,"!:ItT. 1 stars aDd .... pronDl't MOLLY: I'M hfe Ill'" .,..". lhou&b the etbaII III ... a PARKSIDE UNION PRESENTS 'PRINS BREAI< INDAVTONA BEACH TlfIS QUAUJY TJIIP INCU1DES • Round trip motor coach tr8nspotabOn ~ uttTa·modern way coaches to Daytona Beach. Flonda ~ friday a. Unlike others. we use the newest style: bvte5 ..... truly quality ride. • Seven nights accommodattons at the DO ng and k Daytona I"n, toeated a1 219 Soutt\ AttanbC Avenue In 08'ytcIM Beach. This II a defuxe ocanfront hotM k)c81rec1 right 1M center aree of the strip. The hotet l\u • pool. bf,g patty deCk coffee shop, 8 great bar, .... cond bOf\lnQ. and COIOt TV. Thq, hotel Is bOth the c.ntef 01 a lot of actaon and • good dN. class hOte4. • Great poot deck partteS. contests. Of ec - f"M.1tY 10 meel people and I\aW • good bmI • Optkmal excurs.ons avaUabie to DIsney World. Epcot ttawatiaft luau's, party boats, and other attracbOnS • An entire list of bar and restaurant d scoonts lor you \0 ute everyday to save money, a1 placet you would go • • The servICeS 0' full hmtI rravel repl .... 'ta a'l8itebMI to throw parties and take good care of you • All taxes and oratut1teS ThJa fa .. trip /04' die .tIIde'" doat ~ ...... tlte ,,1UJIlIv 0/ .... s"... ......._.K....".·..• If you care abOut where you stay. wtt.at kIOd of buS yOU rlde how good your partIes. dIscounts and e.cufSiQnS are up before this lrip IS rull. Echo Travel has been rw.mbet one quality college tour opera10r to Daytona for many years year handling over 9.000 peep..- dur ~ $p' no 8«ta &>One ..... J)oII"f .... die JlISM 0/ II -. .... ••• ,. SIG UP OWAT PARKSIDE U 10 OFFICE RM. 209 8· 4:30 OR FOR MORE I FORMAT10 CALL 553·2281 MABCH'. J8, 1984 Anwm., __ tty ECHO TRAVEl.. INC. IJW(P......./de) 5229 QUAD occuPANCY 2BUSES FILLED TAKING WAITING UST FORSRD TO IGHT! FE UNION SQUARE DOORS OPEN AT 8:00 P. '1 . UWP Studen '2· Guests P.rttekM t. D. 8ftCI ... I. D. ,.qul,.... • new, ---- - -~ - WANTED: GIRLS With low man1 values and high eq,edatiaas lor short term physical relatioosbip Ask for Nick in the Rqer Office. KURT: WHY don't ,- get a llair cul?? PAUL VOLKER: the utility maimization defeme? wen Jenn)'! JME JENNY: LETS go maxirnbe om utilities. IMEROSK CONFUNCTION SUMPTION! CODfound it, Jenny. lmerost. DA VlD ARNONEE Is not the biggest Amonee in the world. GIRL TROUBLES! Send her to me .... Tbe Doctor. FRIEND: WHAT were ,ou doing at Crickets on Saturday!'! Tools PRESENTS RINI BREAR 11 0AVTONA B Cfff.JS, JtN 'IJMW.1.IJ'INC. ,.... .... , 2BUSFS RU.ED TAKING WM11NG UST FORSIID g Race for Science by Palrida Camhie Sporu Editor Held here Feb, 5 on the National Cross Country Ski Course was a beDeflt 15K croso country ski race. Tbe beaelil was held for the IIlomediraJ Researcb Institute here on campus Preparing for the race was not an easy task. said race coordinators Ed Wallen and Kai Hansen. Wallen IS a prof essor at Parkside and Hansen IS president of the Nordic Ski Club. Hansen said. "W. worked hard on the trails getung them ready for the race. There was not enough snow lor a good track. so we had to shovel snow onto the track to cover the bare spots." Wailea abo commeated, "We IpeDt about 100 man houn groom_ inll the tract. making sure it was IOOd before the raee." The day 01 Ibe raee, the tract ... Ot for competition. The hard _ on the course paid aU. The compeliton liked Ibe course. "The compelilloD ~y loved the course. Some said It ... the best one \bey we-e .... 011." said Wallen. One 01 the lop IoraJ competiton ... Hansen. who was third on the open and sixth overall. His lime for the 15K (ew 10.2 miles) was 52:02. He commented. "1 was pretty happy with bow 1 did. It was about what I normally finish:' The weather played a factor SUnday. There ... lOme SIlOW a!ld the - _ eoId. ..1I ..... ·t bolber you lOll madl once you get started, .. Hansen ald. Otber top competitors w.r. Terry Daley rrom Menomonee Falls. who carne in first overall. His oYeraIl f_ lime was 46:27. The ski ra<e was also sanctioned by the USSA (United States Ski Association) as a junior Olympic tryout race. Terry Daley was on. of the people trying out. He is a hopeful for the U. S. Olympic team. He is young and has improved very much in the past few years. The second place winner was Bret Borowski from Oconomowoc with a lim. of 51:53. From Racine were marathon runners Reith and Kim Merritt. Keith was fourth in his class. and Kim placed second in the women's open. The winning woman was Elfriede Finnegan, a member of the Nordic Club. WIth a tim. of 70:28. For fun, there was a 5K race, won by Jim Didomenigo in 22:53. The benefit was a success. "I'd say about $1000 was raised for the Institut e," Wallen said. Th•• vent was sponsored by Parkside's Bio- Med Research Institute and the Nordic Ski Club. "Considering the weather. which was cold and windy. w. had about 200 competitors. It was a picturesque race," said Wallen. - • 'nie ~ race ia the cold aad mow. EJms:irJg Claus leads team ""cola, 1Ddiaaa: Senior Sabine Claus fencing foil won 19 out of 21 bouts and junior BiD Thomas won 8 01 9 bouts in a acbedu1ed five-team loumament at Tli-state University on Feb. 4. . Claus led the team with a 90 percent win ratio. Thomas followed closely with a 89 percent ratio. Competing against Parksid.·s finest were Notre Dam •• SI. Mary's BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH pr••• nt.: (60'., 70'., 80'.) Friday, February 10 8:30 pm • 12:30 am MIND IF I SMOKE? Saturday, February 11 1:30 pm • 12:30 am NO COVER CHARGE WITH PARKS/DE /0 All bar drinks & beer $1.00 FEDS Wed., Feb. 15 After Midnight (Top 40) Specie' ALABAMA SLAMMERS 50< 11:30 pm • 12:30 em •• • • .....- .... . '" . .. -- . Academy. Tli-5tate U. of Angola and Cleveland Stat. U. Also scoring for the Rangers were Rick Ogren and Whitney Harmon with their first coDegiat. victories. Coach Loran H.in was Visibly heart.ned by the performances of aU of his fencers. "Claus' achievem'nt was remarkabl •. I'm glad she proved to us and to herself that she ean win big," he said. Because they are lacking six (encers, the Ranger duelists were unabl. to d.feat any of the oth.r teams. Th.y had to forfeit 21 of 39 points against each school. Four of the team's fencers are first-year athl.tes. On Feb. 11 the Rang.r f.ncing team WIll Irav.l to Madison to take on the Badg.rs. Michigan Stat. and Minnesota U. ~Women remain at .500 by Patricia Camhie Sports EdItor Th. women won one and lost on. to sustain their record at the .500 mark. Friday was a day for victory when the women walked off with a 63-58 win against Stevens Point. Th.y were down the whol. gam e, but m the last four minutes th.y slo1e lb. gam •. "We were down the whole game, and Iben at 4:45 l.ft in the gam. w. tied it at 58 and th.y didn't scor. the last four and one-half minutes of the gam •• and w. did. I was glad we won," said Coach Noreen Goggin. Scores were in the double figures for three outstanding play.rs. Jeann. Jacobs scored a t.am high of 19 points and 11 r.bounds. Deb Ambroso chalked up 16 points and Tracit Sylv.ster added 10 points to the score. The women lost to Green Bay the n.xt day. 78-57. L.ading scorers were Robin Henschel with 16 points. Deb Ambruso with 14 points and J.ann. Jacobs with 100 points and 10 r.bounds. ~~~-~-----~ . "Green Bay's a good team. We couldn't stop their fast break." said Goggin. "They shot real w.n from the floor and they didn't beat US ill any other categories. Except the score." She added, "They were probably on. of the best teams we played this year:' Soon the playoffs will be under way and the women will get another chance at the team. Goggin comm.nt.d. ..It·s like Milwaukee. I'm not terribly upset w. lost to th.m. W. played good th.r •• but w.·ll g.t a chance to play th.m in the playoffs. Now w. know what we have to do. It Intramural basketball These are the standings for the Intramural Basketball league after two games played: ' Mezolongs Chumley'S Revenge Finn's Team 6.S.0. Cancer Research Dick- Tators Nato Ministers The Dropouts W L o 2 o 2 2 0 o 2 2 0 o 2 2 0 2 0 Ranger needs sportswriters .. .... .- . ~. • Nordic skiing Race for Science by Patricia Cmnbie Sports Ecli&or Held here Feb 5 on the ational Cross Country Course was a benefit mt mm country ski race . Tb~ benefit s held for lhe BIClmeaacal R __ ..,, ., lnstitut here llo tommeated, • e spent t 100 man hours groomthe era • making SUtt it was before tbe race." The day of tbe race, tbe track flt for competition. The hard wort oa tbe course paid off. The competlton liked tbe course. ''The c:ompetltion rtdy loved tbe course. It tbe best one they 1"!fe e¥tr oa."' Slid Wallen. by the USSA (United States Ski Association) as a junior Olympic tryout race. Terry Daley was one of the people trying out. He is a hopeful for the . S. Olympic team . He · young and has improved very much in the past (e yean. The second place winner was Bret Borowski from Oconomowoc with a time of 51 :53 . From Racine were marathon eith and K101 lemtt. Keith fourth in his class, and Kim p ed second in the \\omen ' o n The ' nning man was Elfried Finn n, a member of the 'o rdJc Oub, wi th a ti me of ; o•~ . For fun , th re was a SK rac e, n by Jim 01 menigo in 22 53. The benefit was a u . " I'd say about $1000 was raised for the Institute, " Wallen said . The event ponsored by Parkside ' s Bioed Research Institute and the ordic: Ski Club . "Considering the weather, which cold and windy, we bad about 200 competitors. It was a picturesque rac:e," said Wallen. Fencing One of the top local competitors Hamea. wbo third on tbe open and sixth overall. His time for Claus leads team the lJK (CII' 10.2 miles) ~ :02 . He commuted. "I a pretty bappy tb bow I did. It was bout t I normally finish.'' The tber played a factor SunJ . There 101De snow eel the eold. "I& doea't bodter you too madl oace you get IW1ed.''Hamenaid. Otb r top competitors were T rry D ley from Menomonee Fallt, who came in fint overall . His overall time 41 :27. The also sanctioned by Alex Damu Altpla, IDdiua: Senior Sabine Claus fencing foil won 19 out of 21 bouts and junior Bill Thomas won 8 of I bouts in ,a ICbedwed five-team tournament at Tri-State University on Feb. 4. • Claus led the team with a 90 percent win ratio. Thomas followed closely with a 89 percent ratio. Competing against Parkside's finest were otre Dame . St. Mary 's BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH preaenta: (60'a, 70' , 80's) Friday, February 1 O 8:30 pm • 12:30 am MIND IF I SMOKE? S turday, February 11 1:30 pm • 12:30 am NO COVER CHARGE WITH PARKSIDE ID FEDS Wed., Feb. 15 After Midnight (Top 40) Special ALABAMA SLAMMERS So« 11:30 pm• 12:30 am Academy. Tri-State U. of Angola and Cleveland State u. Also scoring for the Rangers were Rlclt Ogren and Whitney Harmon with their first collegiate victories. Coach Loran Hein was visibly heartened by the performances of all of his fencers. "Claus' achievement was remarkable. I'm glad she proved to us and to herseli that she can win big ," he said . Becau e they are lacking six fencers , the Ranger duelists were unable to defeat any of the other teams . They had to forfeit 21 of 39 points against each school. Four of the team 's fencers are first -year athletes . On Feb. 11 the Ranger fencing team will tra\'el to Madison to take on the Badgers , Michjgan State and Minnesota U. Visit Kfnosha "s LARGEST Rfcord lkpartment Basketball Women remain at .500 by Patrida Camble Sports Ecli&or The women won one and lost one to sustain their record at the .500 mart. Friday was a day for victory when the women walked off with a 63-58 win against Stevens Point. They were down the whole game, but in the last four minutes they stole the game. "We were down the whole game, and then at 4 :45 left in the game we tied it at 58 and they didn't score the last four and one-half minutes of the game, and we did . I was glad we won, " said Coach oreen Goggin . Scores were in the double figures for three outstanding players. Jeanne Jacobs scored a team high of 19 points and 11 rebounds . Deb Ambruso chalked up 16 points and Tracie Sylvester added 10 points to the score . The women lost to Green Bay the next day , 78-57. Leading scorers were Robin Henschel with 16 points, Deb Ambru.so with 14 points and Jeanne Jacobs with 100 points and 10 rebounds . l DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th St. "Green Bay's a good team. We couldn't stop their fast break," said Goggin. "They shot real well from the floor and they didn't bat us in any other categories. Except the score ." She added, "The:, Wett probably one of the best teams played this year." Soon the playoffs will be under way and the women will get another chance at the team. Goggin commented, "It's like Milwaukee. I'm not terribly upset we lost to them. We played good there, but we'll get a chance to play them in the playoffs. Now we know what we have to do." Intramural basketball These are the standings for the Intramural Basketball League, after two games played: Mezolongs Chumley's Revenge Finn 's Team B.S.O. Cancer Research Dick-Tators Nato Ministers The Dropouts Ranger needs w 0 0 2 0 2 0 2 2 sportswriters • L 2 2 0 2 0 2 0 0 en's basketball angers frustrate Ft; Wayne into quitti g 'Iller never returned to finish the ';' was crazy. I think he (Tim ..... coach of Indiana)- made a iIIiiIIb," Coach Rees Johnson ... "That was not acceptable he- .lI.I.II.I.r...It.'.s.like taking your ball and - Coach ." :fte1laDgers won the game 63-42 '1IIere was no justification for III kiDd of behavior." Johnson ..... "Quite frankly we domi- HIed tbem. The coach was was great to play them." fnIIrated but there's no excuse." Before this was the ChicagoState Frustration did set in for !UPU- game played Jan. 31 at Chicago ft. Wayne. The Rangers outshot State. They lost this game 76-71. 11m III almost every count. Lead- Leading scorers for Parksid. IIInboanders were "The Bruise were Arthur RUDdles, BIian Dig- ........ Erik Womeldorf and gins and Erik Womeldorf. IlIIe MatiA:. Chicago is a more mature, well- 1oweger, Parkside had more estahlisbed team ranked filth in the -...w. ee louis. "I don't think the nation right now. Parkside's basket. beiDg unfair, but he (Rus- ball team is not as well establisbecl ..... 1IlId at that last call on the and is lacking the experience of aD ... mot at the ball. It Irustrat- established team . .. ....... said Johnson. "We played well, but we couJdD't • players' reaction was one of stay with them," said JohllSOll. Johnson said, "Our guys This Saturday night once again WIlbey made them quit. They the Rangers play Chicago State OIl ......... at them. One of the their home turf. "'- up to me alter and said, Johnson commented. "Thi. ,.., quit on us, coach!' " should be a great game; we're loot· ~ added. "I was pleased ing for an upset. Our defensive • - ooera11 performance. This matchup bothers them It sbouId be - of the best games of the exciting." .... ,_ ....... the ~ We dominated them and it Lake County Marathon II)' Patricia Cumhie Sports Editor 1bursday night the field- 11Mturned into the twilight =Illetrhe Indiana Universityteam and coach left for the with about 4 minutes left to .... Put, IL-"Plans for the • LIb County Marathon, sched· ..... AprIJ 29, are well under- .., ... iIIcorporate several admin- ....... IIId functional changes to ~ tbe race," announces Mar- ... Olainnan Barry Seiller. • most significant change in ~_1tM marathon, formerly the - County Heart Marathon, is aelalDihc of a new charitable co- ..... the Dlinois Special Olyrn- \Ila (80). The ISO Ia a program of ~ fitness, sports training and ~":.tcompetition for mentally children and adulls. The ~ is based in Normal. IL ~ bas a marathon office in High- ~ Park Which it 'hares with the ~~barban Special Recreation _. The ISO will receIve JIItoeds from the Marathon. . • Marathon outgrew the re- ~~ of the Hean Association of -=:-County, but the association SUpportive and many of nn.~bers are still involved . .....,. changes to be made for .. ""'s ra<e include a more ef- ~ COuntdown clock at the -:... l:OUrse alterations to improve -- aalely in Lake Forest; an ~ pre-race seminar and diniIIr; lIId improvements to increase i)l the awards cererno- "That was not acceptable behavior It's like taking your ball and going home. " Rees Johnson The Lake County Marathon is III annual event beId in the spnIlC :: northeastern D\iDOis. The route the 26.2 mile foot race winds through the nortI>em suburbs ~ Chicago a10nI the lake. SpeciaI tures of the race include :..::::: neous ball-marathon; a . for runners from the fi,nis~~ Ravinia ParI< to the start .. . more than I ,000 local. YOhsnlftn. and and 100 corporate eontnbutors. 15 2,340 entries from more~3 to states, representing ages II I I I..... P.... ~ Indoor track season coUI.:~.1:' I.I...,lI;;i., .p G ChIcIlgO S .. auna,/. F b. 1 L .. ~_ .~. Tu edII,/. F b.1 7:30 p.m. Ph'/ d c....... Student tick $1 In edv P E. eel... 2.50 at doOf Plus po8'"9-- .,...,..,,,-,,,, U 011 - It's ".. wiIfl "fOfI' " .... feCf.. • ... Feb. H. DeItCl,,· . • OJ. pillS " N/gIIf F,... Qu.... , I'ouItllefS; F.b.. If, Joel Madiso". c:omllf.i.". pillS Hertt.ee Food Pizz. SpecJ.L ScP.£,C.sIA~L ATTRACTION Feb. U: Soup ICiteItM ... _ LocaIn. .... basketball gers frustrate Ft . .-That was not acceptable behavior, It's like taking your ball and going home. " -Coach Rees Johnson was great to play them ·• Before this was the Chi go State game played Jan. 31 at Chi State. They lost this game 7&-71 Leading scorers for Parbide were ArthlD' Randles, Brian Ditgins and Erik Womeldorf.. Chicago is a more mature. established team ranked fiftb llae nation right now. Parbide' • ball team is not as .. .....,,, and is 1addng the espeneace al established team. "We played well. but coulD stay with them," said Jobmon. This Saturday night once the Rangers play Cbicago their borne turf. John on comment~. " should be a grat pme; 're ing for an upaet. Our M~te matchup bothers them It --S • exciting." • '.5 ..,._ eam hu out in LaCro se Happy Valentine's Day - I I est ers dominate once again Parkside victory. eam quette, Michlcan to take on Northern fdichigan, who is ranked 13th. Parkside again upped its record to 11-2 with a very intense 26-22 victory. Vania started out the meet by receiving a forfeit to put Parkside on the scoret>oard - 134 pounder Kluge came away with a 13-1 superior decision O\'er MU's Chris Gilman . Mike Winter wrestling at 142 pounds w n a clo e and exciting 12- 11 decision o ·er Rich Friberg. At 158 , Dick on again dominated Ethan Barger by a score of 19-4 . Yde on an important 10-9 deci - on o ·er m Captain Tim Jones. Ted Keye , 177 pounder , then upped hb te.im-leading 37-6 record with an 11-1 major decision over Derric Muno to close out the Sto.gmm~ Parkside coach J· mented, "I was • un Kocti couple of close vi~ ~ers pulled ' out. Ev 1be mg to wrestle at ~ II now. The main idea ., be bett ~ave everyone Jleaking laid tionals, which is J·ust ,i.....~ away." -~ ~ter wrestling a dou agamst Carthage and Ori hie at home, the team "111 cae., Frid~y to Wheaton, DJ lra\'tl ~te m the Wheaton eoi~. tional. The Rangers ~ th_er~ last year and !e wm.Jt this year. Th . ~ petition out of 20 ~ chief Drake University w~ !ournament last year. OIi Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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