https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/fa9f6c4985af5ecccbf38819e3306d39.pdf a19e48afa32eac02f45c863414acd9b9 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 13 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Hammelev quits PAB presidency Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, December 8, 1113 ammelsv quits AB presidency by KeD Meyer EdItor i Activities Board (PAB) t Cbris Hammelev re- • ber position Nov. 28, :*acing trends within the .. the major reason. .. pJ-; will remain an active •• irel PAB, with Mark Schol- .1I!lII!!dIng ber and Keith Har- _ ftPIaciag Scholzen as vice E doesn't think ber rewlII burt the organization ''Mart and Keith are very ~ Tbey'U do just line. II I IiIlJIlIlbere'd be problems, I'd _1IIign," sbe said. .'" Ilu beea under HammeIIi'i 1lIdenbIp lor a year and a filii. 'It',. boring job," she said. fl'lldent doesn't really do lbe people do the president gels the ... by no means been an -Bpuwve decision for me -....: When I was first elected ........ tion in 1982, I bad' no .......nwas best qualified for ~ When Iwas re-elected -.l.IliII believed I was best . HN0'Y' however, due to a grow. 109 vanety 01 university, PAB and personal philosophical trends, 1 no longer feel this is true. Under lbe present circwnslances, it would be unlair to the Board, the university and myself to remain on as PAB president. " One 01 Hammelev's recent disappointment concerns the P AB film committee's film selections. "They broke my heart when they wouldn't show an X-rated lilm," she said. Last spring PAB showed the soft core porn film, "Emmanuelle." which caused much controversy on campus, inclUding letters to the editor, petitions being circulated and some protest demonstrations. Hammelev answered the lilm's criticism by arguing tbat PAB should present various types 01 entertainment and that "EmmanuelIe" itself was not ofensive. "It's a son-core porn film,' she said at the lime. "It's not going to change anybody. People here aren't that simple. I'm not offended by the film. "But one thing that does offend me is people who get ofl using their 9'0ral slandards as a rule to judge everyone else," she said. Recently, PAB's lilm committee voted 2-1 not to show an X-rated film this semester, stating no specific reason. This bothered Hamelev, because the turnout for "Emmanuelle" warrants similar entertainment. Only "Raiders 01 the Lost Ark," which drew 397 viewers, sold more tickets than "EmmanueUe," which had an audience 01 365 people. C in the dark have or not to have C~ire rips UW~I! puter aids theat Holiday Arts & Crafts Fair no _ -......, A.- _00lIo _ ..... 1l1'orbWt.... . ........ 07 • 7 ~;~; 2: .....-. .. - - • 7.. ...... .....,. .-, c-...=;;Iii".n tecoa 111_, . -1IrioCJ of A-.r .. -_a. SUF AC budgeting ';1 F \( (. Krr••• ed l nn ,...h, • ....f'('L. "lht- t.ndi~nmmlllt'f" or p...,(. \. _hK'J. .0.1 r. N.' at lar~. Iw-Kanfi .. t budll"lln,l T ..... ", r final bud.rain,&: ... C'omp rd.•IM- "'''In' 'f • tNt4,rr1 ... alt'. (:hanCt"lItN'""n f.u lla and 1M I ~_ &a..I .. 1Irl . TIM-prt'liminan 'I .:U ...... .gad a' ;' 11.0fJft.. 1 "pi" .al. Thi .. y ar f'Hh rfticlt-nt. 'ull·lI..... ............... .. ..... Ihfo 10_ I i. 1M I 11 "" , • ...". .... a; ,THln" Il"'''~''' G'Hf'" "Hot'Tl'M. (JIILD UIlf lI"TOI DDT SU'H:l II IIUI TH fJfJ1('l p,n 1Of. 'f11\m" ImlD P..... 'lDE, .... PUJI 'It "un 1'\1.01 IIfOUTIO' 1\111' IU! -n 11£'1 ,(T1'R[S _lUll ",-n 01:'1 U1l\rrt:' .. 11ft Sl\II£'T" IZ'TIO' (l~ Jl '"f'l lI"TII UII'" ........ ,-nc;. roUL I'~j _.u I ..- ., .t.24. ZlJJ:; ... 1iobx Gomez New counselor forms Hispanic Club by JID WhIlDey Nielsen need to be aware that there are ..... wtaeIIlor It lot other students ...and getting them • r '::' •.xiii or CtIbnI. ... together as a group would enable a-. RiIIlt _tile ...... -,. them to see that there are other .. _ • --. Uoe arpnbMIoa of students on campus wbo could give , Ule ...... willi ... of wtlwIthem (peer) support." Gomez IioIlIle7 -W lib to ha¥e slaThtes. Eo "iI", Gon8 _ lilt ere are also many cultural dif- HlspuIc Oab to beranle ..., of ferences and sometimes language Uoe lIllivenitJ • fuDrtionJ f_ problems that can hinder making lib to _ tile ... beranle JIraIlI • fnends and joining groups. Having YiabIe ODd _ iaIpoNDt. lat• a club would alleviate some of the ... " Gaaleo Aid loneliness and bring them together. ADOlber of Go...... penooal There are other advanlages to .... CllIIlCa. tile ....aa- of having a club. The Wisconsin Hi- ~ ~ I _ to spanle Council for Higher Educa- _ • doIiIIIle _ iD minorttJ tion tries to unite all Hispanic .tadent retentloa .ad r",,""t. groups from different campuses in meat," be said A1lbo <Ott. the slate for various reasons, such. <emed wttb ....-tly be as political. academic and commu- doesD'I <olIrlHI them eIduJIveI)' nity service. "I think students here • I do not Ialk to an, ~ I1IUIOl'iIy from the Kenosha and Racine com- or HispanJc lludentJ than , otMr mUnities could benefit from having Teol>y Gome. Rucer P!'Mo by One MeE>oy C'OIIDRIor " a group together and being a part V.bea fd if be lit beinI.1 of that." slated Gomez. "Also. it adequalely represent the Hispanic ParbIde, Gomez repbfd, • Veo. • would be a lot of fun." bas started out slowly. but by nat students on campus. "Irs up to the lot I've aouea.lot of tuppOrt ODd Gomez has high bopes for the fu· semester be hopes to see a sizable manbers of tile club what tiDd of -nrm sm<enty. not ooiJ '"!"" JtaII ture of the Hispanic Club. The club increase in manbership. enough to but from Illllleatl u wdL TeobY Gomez. a recent addition IIIlIIe counseling staff at Parkside. ........ started a Hispanic Club on ~ wbo was born in Cuba in. .., came to the United Slates in .' aI residfd in New York and QieIlIO. He currenUy lives in Wau- .. DL He received his bache- .... decrees in Spanish and PsyfdaCJ from the University of Illi- ..... master's degree in Guid- _ Counseling at Northern llIi- ... Gamez came to Parkside be- _ be wantfd to continue work II • area that would utilize his • !log Irsining. ..... t DOW. one of Gomez' con- .. lJ Ibe new Parkside Hispanic f». AI the two Universities he pmioaIIy attended. the Hispanic aub _ an important force. He lIOIId Ilke to see Parkside's Hispa- * Club eventua1ly grow to the _status. uBispanie students on campus Teaching Excellence process to begin Many .tudents never get the oppar\lmIly to thank the teacher who .... 1 positive impact on their Itaor eareers. Parkside's TeachiIe ErreIIence Awards gives stu- .... lba\ OPPOrtUnity. ....... ndlnc faculty members are R I IOldby the students and the -.IDalIont are submitted to mem- ... 01 I Committee on Teaching h",hrft Awards. No more than "'1W8rdJ can be given in an acalIlaIie year. All continuing full-time fIcuIty members and teaching acadImioi Jtaff are eligible to receive -1WUd. • TIle COIIImiltee is comprised of Suicide' radio • serIes 't-.en are urged to listen to "No Way Out," I three part seri~ aa 'teena,e Suicide. Parents, famu" frIoncis. menial health proles- ....... and teens who have tried to lab tbeir own llves provide infor5IIlIon and I guide to action. This "ewuIt Medilworks production can be beard on Dee. 12, 13 and 14 at 11 a.m. or 4 p.m. on WGTD _ JI1Im, OD Dec. 14 at 10:30 I.m., F'M/91 .. PhIeat a local panel discuJJIon IeatlirtirC JIIOfeuionaIs from area 'I!IlcIes who will react to all the is- - railed darInc the series. (He- .... Dec. 15 It 4 p.m.) four members of the facdlty, a nonvoting academic administrator and four students appointed by PSGA . The four student committee seats are open at this time: interestfd students may be appointed by contacting PSGA. The committee must be picked by the end of the first semester and have setued on procedures before Christmas break. Nomination procedures should begin at the start of the s~nd semester. The committee will publish and distribute the nature of the award, solicit nominess and select the recipients of the Teaching Excellence Awards. The selections NEWS BRIEFS Drugs and exams Vera Jensen, 'Director of Communlly Drug ODd AkoboI ~. will be .pelklng Dec. 14 In Molinalll at 1 p.m. on the topic of Jtress durln& ........ and why peop- 'Ie teod to tum to drup ODd .1coboI during ellJllS. Everyone II welcome. , ""44 t.~, ,,-, I _ __ h ••• _ .. will be reported to the Chancellor, who will make tbe formal an. nouncement on or near May 1. PSGA Presideni Jeanne BUeDker-Phillips feeIJ tile Teachiac ExceIIeDce Award is very importanl "For one thing. it is to reward faculty members who do an outstanding job. and secondly, to give others the incentive to work toward achieving an award. Also, it gives students an opportunity, in addition to the teacher evaluations, to Illform their outstandJng professor, and the rest of the campus, on this person's excellence." Art exhibit "City in A Dream," prints and drawings by Edward Bernst ..... are on dIJplay in the CommUDJ<ation Arts Gallery through Dee. 15 Gallery hours are Monday througb Thursday t pm. to 6 p.m. and Tuesday and Wednesday 7 pm. to 10 p.m Care courses Two new, three-credJt couneJ m health care manacemCllt WlObe offerfd m the Master of Public Ad· ministration Program tMPA) It ParkJide ...... n'.. wttb tile srnac, 1984._. The coones are "Hospital Man· agemeat" ODd "lnlroduction to the U.S. Health Care SJSlem." For ~ information coalIct MPA dlrector WiWam J. Murin .1 553-2021 Opal ...,;stratlon for the spriac _ is from 10 a.m to 7 p.m CIlI1'handa,. JalI 12, in MaiD PIaoe of \be WJIIie Libnr)'-Iaminc Center. Ranger needs newswriters II you would like your final check(s) rna led to you lend a wntten request to the Payroll OffIce 1. In the request Include your address and date at ch 2, Attached a self-addressed stamped envelope lOr ch check. Optional request forms avalable al the Un on Inlo Des and Payroll Office Quest ons1 Ca I 553·22 6 FINALS: I'LL DRI K TO THATI Speaker: Verrul Jensen W~,Dec.14 1:00 p.m. MoIn. III • f, .""". • WJr'~C~1u~b~E~v~e n!!!!!!t~s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!':'1 ~ iIIIlGD "., Interoational Student Organ- (ISO) ISO will be holding its bers. only. Members IS~la.m.inthestudentUnion.This a closed party for ASPA memcan bring a MOM & DA ... of !!!IIlester" meeting on Fri- rnaxtIJlWD of two guests. Admission *' Dec. 9 at 1 p.m. in Union 207. pnce IS $3 per person. which in- ,. 'lDISDOtional flim will be the cludes food and all drinks. Those .. of the meeting. Interested in attending can sign up Peer Support In Molinaro 353 before Dec. 16. For more information. see details on .. Support·s last meeting for sign-up sheet. _.-w will be held on Wed· ASPA's final meeting for this jIlIf. Dec. 14 at 1 p.m. in Moln. semester will be Monday. Dec. 12 i.., .. first baH of the meeting at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 128. 1IPI.business meeting, and the UW-PDT III'"of the meeting will feature The Parkslde Dart Team in con- • ..-ter Verna Jensen. director . • .... Community Alcohol and J~nction with the Student Organiza- ..... 8ervIce. She will be speaking tiona! Council. will be sponsoring a - tress f h lida d Toys for Kids Dance tonight. Dec . • !be s 0 0 ys. an . 8. in Union Square. The doors will _ related to the abuse of alco- ... ...,or drugs. Everyone is wei. open at 8 p.m., with the music _ to attend. Good luck with being provided by Sky High. a RaCIne-based country-rock band. - ASP A Admission to tonight's dance is a toy or two dollars. Bring a new or ASPA will hold a Christmas like-new toy and help the children PIrtJ Friday, Dec. 23 from 8 p.m. of Racine and Kenosha. Peer orientations CkieDtation sessions for incoming I'IIlIIde students age 23 and older 1III1Ie at 1 p.m. on Wednesday. lILli, and at 7 p.m. on Thursday, l& l2, bnth in Molinaro Hall ... III (the faculty lounge). 1111 .-ions are sponsored by Peer Support. a major organization of Parkside adult students. and will include infonnation on the university's academic programs as well as campus cultural and social activities. Parkside faculty. staff and continuing students will be on hand to answer questions. Professional modules 1-unlcation course Ieatur- ~tIons by local profesIIIiiiII ill journalism, public rela- ... -.I corporale-<:onsumer af· .... lIiII be offered at Parkside ...... • "modular" cop will meet ......, evoainp from 5:15 to 7:30 ............ Jan. 17 and ending AId Jl One academic credit will ....... upon successful com- ...... of the course, organized by _Hlcation instructor Judy PIp. 'I1Ie course can be audited (labD IlIr no credit) for abnut balf tltIIe IIOIDIal ~tion fee. Opoa ftlisiration for the spring -.. will be from 10 a.m. to 7 .... GIl 'l'bursday. Jan. 12, in Main "- of the Wyllie Library·Learn· "Center. TGpies and guest professionals, IIS-Gf wbom will present information and lead class discussions for two full sessions, are: -"Competing Creatively in the Racine Media Market," with Norman T. Monson, editor-publish« of the weekly Racine "Shoreline Leader" and lhe twice-monthly news magazine "Ra-SceDe." -"Marketing and Promotional Campaigns. to with Karen Bradley. director of public relations at St. Catherine's Hospital in Kenosha . -"The Press and the Public," with Waller Shirer, director of Partside's office of public information and community relations at the univenity. -"Consumer Alfain ...A Corporate Dialogue with COOsurne...... with Carol Hansen, director of the Consurner Service Center at S. C. Johnson & Son. Inc. For more infonnation call 553- 2561 or 553-2102. Thanks for giving AIloal 1.aoo lIOn-pertshable food at a reeeat dance to eolleet food for .... weiIhing a total of more than area farnilies. . .. lGIl .. contributed by 550 The food was gIVen to the Ra- ........ lludenta and theIr guests cine-Kenosba Co_uroty A~ AcencY. Inc. and was m tum distributed to 50 area families for the ThanksgIving holiday. The popular l""a1 r""k band ''Wally Cleaver" porformed at tIM! dance, IpODSOmI by the stIIdent Parkside Activities a-d (PAB). Geology Colloquium Dr. PIetcber DrIscoD, Dept. of ::J I inti and Applied ScI ...... , ~ will speak on the ::.:. the Effects of HJdroIogIe of lce-eored Mora1nes on Col Udwater Supply and Contaml- ..... Tllia GenJocy CoIIoquIlD .. be IleId on Friday. Dee.• at 1 .... 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"Technol- "'_ the Nuclear Age: Is 'Na- .. Security' Possihle?" 1ftPI, Iormer Director of Air r-Intelligence from 1971-1977, .. the current chairman of the c.JIlGD for Peace through Streng- .. feeII that national security is ....... "We have it now. we have .... It lor lhirty-seven years," " ... "In fact. it is the only ele- .. '" _ national foreign secudIr fOlleY, in my judgment. that .WllIbd." I $ said that he feels that the ... teleYision movie "The Day IiItIt' _ the study released by ad 8Ipn on the world aIter a nu- • war 1Iave increased the pubIe'IiDterest in survival after a nu- • war. "The emotional trauma 01 "TIle Day After" persuades .., that only a nuclear freeze will Ilap the iwo-fold madness. the first IIIoiIII to do with the view that life lIIIIr a nuclear exchange would be kIIIIb and shert-lived," he said. "8ecGadIy, the belief that mutual __ destruction (MAD) is just ..........." MIocates of MAD believe that the wa, to deter aggression is ...... offensive counterthreat of NlIIlatIon, which to both adversar- ...... be believable and horrible. "" ; •• that can kill millions. os- ....,_trIbule·to peace," Kee- .... "1OhIIe a defense against P:~b~ll~· C~fo~r~u~m~!!!!!e!!!!!x!!!!!a!!!!!m~i~n!!!!!e!!!!!s!!!!!n!!!!!U!!!!!!!!!!!!!C~le:a:r=a~~:ie"-=ex, Dei .......... by Karl Dixon these is co.nsidered as provocative and destabilizing." "Both of these views are rejected by the ~viet Union." Keegan continued. and have been from the outset of these discussions in the past twenty years. While the SoVIets tell peace .groups around the world that nuclear war is unthinkable, their plan to be able to wage. win and survive a nuclear war is rather impressive." Keegan feels that his country must end its distaste for building a defense against nuclear missiles and nuclear weapons. "Thus far • only Mr. Reagan has directly talten up this challenge," he said. "He has asked America to commit itself to the 'formidable technical task' of being able to destroy hallistic missiles." . • We are on the threshbold of the greatest revolution in the art of wadare in human history. Keegan declared. "By the years 1900-2000. . in my judgment. it will be possible to destroy every hostile nuclear weaPO.D fired at us," Keegan said, "and It should be equally possible for the Soviets to achieve such a capability." Keegan continued: "I also feel that it will be possible. 01· fensively, within the next two dec- •ates, to destroy every land, air and sea military target system on earth in minutes without nuclear weapons, but instead with precise. accurate laser weapons. t, These new developments. Keegan feels. will lead to an opportunity to eliminate the olfensive use of nuclear weapons on this "lilUe globe." "It invites an opportwJiIy through technology of this kind to "It occurred to me as I was lookIng at the snow and the stars toDight...that we may very well be the last generation to look at the earth through human eyes." -Richard Ringler Unplugging the holiday machine' c:.sIalIed from Pace • "'llnat. L WIIIl about St. NIcholas \eavilllillie lift In sboes outside the "-'daor? t.. about decorating the ells- cawCllllltmas In!e with food for "' ....... New Year's Day? t. Crutlen1u Ind popcorn ........ "'Iree? lQock!np _tile ......, ~ .. aIIoat aD Ad-.t CaJeDo -. AdilsIl Wratb? l ...,.....BIde ... -"1 calle. Put toeetbor a biC plIIIIe. 5. Read aloud "II. CbriJtnIU Carol," by Charles DIck_; '''I'IIe GIft of !be Maci," by o. a-,-; "II. CIIIId's ChrIstmas In Wiles," by Dylan 'l'bomaI; ond ••" ViIIt 110m St. NidloIis." by CIemeIIt Moore. 7. Gift each dllId aD .....- .-y 0Irlstmas. Alter readinI tIliI boot ond lat· inI !be 1eIt, I ha~ .-l.-ted ID)' -r priorities. I plan to .... !be BoIIdar fIodIe tIliI _ to line I 9fIr/ .,.n........ ond reIued ...,. . , .... adlieve sornethinI thai has _ existed ~ the US and the USSR-genwne equality," be said. Keegan has served in lour wars and declared that military leaden hate war. "My entire We has been dedicated to the prewnlion of war and !be concept of peace," be c0ntinued, "although as rational men and women. wo can argue about bow we get there from here." The peace movement. in this country. Keegan said. bas Soviet roots . "With Ibe belp 01 lbe weslern media and press. they have begIIn to lind this stralegy very promising,,' be said. Keegan resigned from his Pen· tagon position in 1977 "in disgust" beca .... his _lip about the Soviet threat were not beeded by the Carter administration. '·1 r~ slgned ID order to protest !be c0nSIStent lailure 01 the U.S g0vernment to address lbe realities of the (Soviell question." John Mearsheimer. a professor of political SCJerlCC at tho Um\·orslly of C1ucago, ~ recently published a book entitled uCoavoDlIouI !lder. rence,"and argued thai ibis IS where this country should be platIDg .ts emphasis. 'We ha e to pnonlize our military l:OIJUnjlmenU ID ligbt 01 a limiled amount of resour· ces." he SOld "The Reagan _ IStration's rbetoriC notwllhstanctme we don't have an endless amount of resources. such that we can Jalisfy aU military cornnutments." Beca.... Duclear saperiority can never really be attained, ear· sheimer leels _ COIMIlIionaI de- • "We are on the threshold of the greatest revolution in the art of warfare in human history." -George Keegan terrence sen... a more uoef8I purpose. "There is now nuclear eq ..... ity among the superpowers and the utility of nuclear power bas been greatly reduced." be said "Supen· CllltJila' .. ., ..... .., is much too spen:slft to Meanheimer lavon arms COIItrot for several reasollS- ,·It would .... tensions, open potilical dia!olue and decrease the chaD<e 01 war," be said 'We must come to some undentancIulc "'Ill !be So\iets before we blow ounems up , "II 0CtUred to me as I i0oi< IDg at the aad the tlan to- .1, 011 my way that may very be last lion to i0oi< at the euth lbroucb human eyes. said Ri<hard Rl Jer president of the Wi FA tors for ResponsI I) aad an EnPsb and Scancknav1an ICSpror..-at .~ RinIIer died a study and tile study by CMI • both prtdid enet _-u-ai. pohIicaI aad soc:iaI dIances aIler a _ war, as po '". !be cIeIft lor ....... -'- .. ""- 1be d: ' , ...... does reaIJy esIst "he ld The film • The Ooy Alta ' men- ..... Io-lli pnIood lor ... ...uty 01 a audear 10 till Amorir2n poopIe I doll t tbInk tIlat God I IInaI ualioB aI III and uur planet fa ~-. we destroy ouneIvts -_.---.._.-'".-_.-"_.__-----------~---:::=:==~-=--~----- New: classes for • sprmg semester What the Authorities uiouldti't tell you AI _ of you may, or conceivably may not. be _"'. tIlere was a slight power black-out last week ... _InWLLC. AI ILI£ is hardly the most important area of ..... 1was not surprised when the incident failed ..... l&Today. ...... IS.many students will be all to ready to III,., lbe trauma of Thursday afternoon wreaked .... the creat. world·famous registration system lit.tile pel 01' UW·P. IIIl11111e who swore and gnashed their teeth at the ... lIrmIDaIs while they waited to put their John .... GIl some of next semester's finest courses _"disappointed. There was to be no registra· .. ,.. 01the terminals in their positions was. in .... IIUt • crue1 joke on the part of somebody ~ . Registration had finished the day be- _llIeclricIty or not. there wasn't going to be any ........ GO that ominous Thursday. -. .. just IS well for some people. seeing as the t' ;1 plion bas since announced the inclusion of - __ for the spring semester. It,...11of you who have yet to register. here now .. _ JlIDre courses to choose from. Here is the "bthll a.a-Ilor A1aD E.GusldD Supplement to .. .... llemester TImetable. '1IllI1ir it CHI the New York Times best-seller list. ** •••• ** •• .... bl, EocUsb Uterature from 1066. a.... Spencer. Shakespeare, Milton and GoatbendIr FOCUIiIlC on the advances in literature and literary .,.. tbrooaOut the ages. From Chaucer's "Dick and _Go To Canterbury." to Millon's struggle with the ~ 01 !he adverb in his greatest teen romances. 1IIlr Sbabspeare was obsessed with the idea of the perfect bot fudge sundae and how this is renected in ....... Ipecla) emphasis oh Swift's "Nurse Edwards" se- .... pIas existentialism in Marlowe's "Dr. Faustus" .... 'EIl bot death, turkey." .., ., 410, _ent Pbllosopby. '\'be ~ctes the Stoics. the Skeptics and the JllrpIe Voles, ~ main philosophical contributiOn- 'elllll<ept 01 eternality in smoked oysters-has never ..., been fully understood. P!oto'. Creat ChaIn of Being contrasted with Aristot- \e'. Gnat UIe<! Chariot Dealership of Being. The role qf Ibeep In Epicurean philosophy and its dependence .. - aauee and a pleasant atmosphere. '\'be '1dea1' and 'Physical' compared and contrast",!' .., lbe Idea1 is better than the Physical. but doesn t .... eredIt WdI. What is Truth, how can we. know ~ IIIIl how can we sneak out lbe bld when the ....."l'"~. by John Kovalic Feature Editor Economics 245. Labor Law and Relatioas. The practical legal frameworlt of private sector labor relations. Why ending up like Jimmy Holla is undesirable, unless you are a communications major, AccounliDg 43%, Advuced Cost AC<OlIIIliac_ Capital budgeting, project selection. segment performance. transfer pricing and a whole bwIch of other real boring stuff. Prerequisites: Accounting I, Accounting Il, intermediate Accounting I, Intermediate AccounliDg Il, Cost Accounting, Advanced Accounting, Accounting Theory. Junior or senior status recommended-a mental disorder helpful. Comm. _. I ,_ l.r, ne ~ .. CC_.... The consequence of how we communieate for soU and others. The development of group interaction Why speakifII is a better mode 01 communicatiOn than, say. belching and how this fact has inlIuOl1Cedthe structure 01 alter- ;tinner convenation A systematic inquiry into the history of symbols and communication practices, Prerequisites: Basic and Advanced Gurgling. Intermediate Drooling and Advanced Grunting . Anthropology Zl1, RIUIWI Evol._ .... CulSl1ft. . Theoretical concepts of cultural systems and ana\y1is _ of social order. sex-role \r1UOIIIC and the bimbo Processes. structures and functions of society. AnaIy· sis 01 cultural change. Why some tribes smeU worse than others Psyrbology 101,Geaeral PS)'Cbology. Methods of studytng behaVIOr, lundamental facts and principles in major areas of psychotoeY Weirdos and who to look out for on the SU~W3)'S. . Social factors in attitude lormation Theones. mod· els and conceptions of personality and how to pidl up blondes in a slOgles bar. Why a 'sex Pistols' T-5Iwt IS an unfortunate choice for an mtervlew or a wak~ Recommended for psych majors and people who bolieve they are being followed by a giant sa\mOII PbIlosopby m. Metapbysl<s .... ~- Concentrating on the McTauarl 'l'lme-Une p1u'bophy' The 'A' series ('pas!,' 'present: 'future1, the B se~ ('earlier than: 'later than'). ~ ,the 'C' ...... ('the trousers will be ready Thursday. you said your busband wouJdn't be here until ... ·). . . Utilizing these perspectives. we wiU COIISider pro!>- lems such as "Is the future unreal?' 'Is there a 'lim ... • sion of time \eft out in its treatment by phJ'SICS1I 0. MinkowW Space Time)?' and "">: it is inadvisable to ask the lime from a taree man In a tuudo oamed 'Mauler' or 'Vito.' . • ........ _ ~ dIlatiall elAlso emphasis 011 time .---' lects at bi&b veIod?Ies. the AIIltrak limw" Theater ~~HoldMe" catches on ..., AU 01 ?be actanI __ won IOOd .... plaJed off .. _ well. 'f'omlac II-w • lheater 01 ibis kJDd IIld _ .. the p1a,es IIlIIIOd a bat. COlh_ won ..,..- .. t1IooIP ..... won dUhnIIl. there _ M!bloIlIS&eIeII or era ..'I1oe - \11II _ wry It topped fOtf}1llIllc off and addIlI .. tile elIl1d 01 III a --- 'I1oe eaatillI and !he lei weft ?be _ ilDpresIift up«IJ 01 tIM ..., IW&l 0.' _ u.-- Perfomw>ces at itllIlDIt:':~=~ lor areas. pm. Ili&bts. Jules Foilf .. 's "'Hold Me!" is all unusual play in that it ISD'I a play in !he traditional sense of !he word _.e' ,. __ .... It is a sones 01 v"ipetteS-5Ollle 01 ouo-aod each 01 ~ hIS __ lbinC to say about bumao oature 'I1oe scene is a _ waft DI&bt dub The studio is arn,.ed In !he rouod Wltb the .udMIl<e as part 01 the scenery. The acton a<trftIeS daoce and cavm arouDd !he studio as part 01 !be'-" The alldience cao abo bay beer or aoda sened by a ccd1aiI lfta 'I1oe lI<UD& ..-Nt is ID _ IaIoIllC mesh 01 claIf_ typeI .. people Ev..,ooe lD the -.paoy takes tums beiD& a certa1D _ Call IDetDIJen of "HeW !", PubI*', bI • d ... ",., _ ......... ho... • _ .. ... -Iel1,..... IAIt .-. - ~ ... OItII .. LIaM "- ,.. .. . ............... ,... _ FtWay, Doe. , Doe. 1 1Ile C 'd AlIa 1'Iloo7ft. McCartney , Yes: One out of two, ain't bad '" Juke Cbue .... the Ranger staff has IIIIIelJIlI! (a guppie) to do the ". : they got me. 'It Iwill be doing Win _ IIl/ own opinions not those .... BaDger staff. .... bas any comments or if ... " Je'lieWed an album you '-P:.Jb to see reviewed, just AlP JOur suggestions in the .... oIfke, addressed to me. • Iel's get this show on the .... the first review, Yes's ... ******** DII ....... bas been worth the ... fliDduCer Trevor Hom and .... bav, collaborated to _ 01the best albums I bave IillIIlIIIe last couple of months. ,.. tIIIfibasls of this album is on ........ vocals. On all the songs, ..... OOIIlethrough clearly and the harmony is done in Sucb a way that it sounds Uke one person is singing. The song that really shows off the background vocals is Leave 11. in whicb a 1950's style is used in thebackground vocals, along with the production technique of channeling the different voices through differ, ent speakers. It makes you feel that the group were standing around you and giving you your own private concert. Most of the album is done with this technique . IUke this album, except for one song-Cbanges. It sounds Uke they threw tbree ~ngs together and tried to make them into one song. I think that all this really needs is a stronger base line and it may not sound so lost. This is an album that must be added to your collection. Yes will be starting their tour in January 1984 and I strongly suggest that you go to see them. They put on a great show. ",P1larlst IJDda Black eDtertaiDed a Parkslde crowd Nov. 38 .. PAt'. CoB .... o,;.. series, 11 I. PAU L PIP E S McCA T E OF PEAC ******** -- Now for ID album that puts 00 a sbow of its own--Paul M<CartDey's uPipes of Peace." This album has ... purpose: to make money. This isn't ... of MeCartney's best albums. He does two trades with Michael Jacbon, wbidI is two too many . There are two SOIlgS that I did Uke. They are Sweetest Little SIlow IDd Average PetsoD . Sweetest LitOe SIlow has a good guitar introduction ODd il is ID upbeat song. It is the type of song thaI has a catchy melody ODd it makes you want to whistle ngbt a1oo&. A.....,. Persoo is reminiscenl of a couple of BeaUe soogs. That might be hecause George Martin is the producer and Ringo Starr happens to be playing drums on this album. There is one instrumental on the album called Hey, Hey. This could have been much beUer. '!'be tune iIsell is simplistic and much more could have been done with it I think that the talent of McCut· Dey has been wasled on this album. I realize, that Say, Say, Say is currenUy in the Top Ten, bul even on this song, McCutney doesn't really seem to have Ills beart ID It. _..-_- Kenosha Savings and Loan CHE:C In your choice Of TWO great accounts. • ay Brooks: freshman has competitive edge by Mort FeldmanD fir JI!IrlY basketbaU magazine, "..IIIarticle entitled "Freshtl Influence," which is an e of-the country's top coUefrom high school. . freshman point guard flIir BrooIls was not in that excluricle, but that has not bIm from making a strong III the Ranger basketbaU ~ doD' see many fresbroen ""'III bnmediate contribution to ..... bat Clay has reaUy done a _ jab," said head basketbaU .. a- Johnson. "I have a lot =",."..in him and I don't to use bini in the games." ...... behind two upperclass- !fII!IIo IeIIior Darryl Jackson and ..... lIUIler Dave Sergeant, hal fIIlIb"'n' and advantages. "The veterans help me out • lot," said the 6-2 Brooks. "They gJve me tips about game situations so I don't feel so much pressOl; COming into • game." Brooks may not feel any pressure. but the older players may sense the sound of fast footsteps behind them. "Clay is good to have beca use he pushes the veterans to do better," said Johnson. "It's a good competitive atmosphere." Born and raised in East Chicago, Indiana, Brooks was ready to pack his bags for Texas after earning All. Conference honors at Roosevelt High School. "I was recruited by Texas Tech in Lubbock. but they got another guy instead," he said. "so Icame up to visit Parkside and IIlked it." Parkside is taking • liking to ~ especiaUy after be shot • perfect 4-for-4 in hia lint coUece pille . "Most of lileIIo _ .. ,.,', said Ilroob, • bit • the IDlldest side. He aays be _ bis quiet de- _lnlm bis !alber. "My!alber Wrestlers contend inUW-MOpen ., Mart Feldman. grew, SO I decided to wait the year pIa<ed f-o. iD the I»poand cIasa Parklide wrestling team out." and Marl< 0ube7. abo • rust·year JIIlIl iD the UW-Whitewater Senior Dan Winter is also on the wrestler. look third in the tU- ·.1iIIIII1II iast Friday and SatOl- disabled list. He will be out until pound class. IIWIIilewater, but th!! Rangers January with a broken ankle . .. ..-rices ~f iIIe senior NAIA At Whitewater, Triton CoUege ~rieI!' Mike Muckerhe.de, the !iti~. UW '""1IIIlI ndsbIrt this year.. won c?mpe on. W~U. - .. ' .-. wh d'd t _ Whitewater second. Parkslde scor- •• • ......... 0 I no com ed 5 . Is' 'Isfifth Ia finish 11Wbitewater, is out with tom 1 pom m I p co I . . ill hia elbow, • problem Senior Mike Vania was champlOll was not serious. of the 1M-pound Weight class, while _, mueb when it happen- Matt Kluge placed third in the lie -.JeI, "But it grew and same weight. Freshman Dan Hall 11Ie Raacers will boot their _ meet, tbe Wisconsin CollegUte Open, Saturday. The meet will reature aD assortment of WiscoDsin stale schools and Illinois junior colI.....The tournament will start .t 9 am., with the finals starling about 6 pm., in the Pbysical Ed... - buIlcIiIICnger needs sportswriters Contact Pat Cumbie at Ranger, next to The Coffee Shoppe _1¥!··,·,·I,· ..,I{I·,·,·I,·,·,·liiliil,·,·,·!,·,I,···,I··"·!,,,·,,!·,·,·I· .!.!!l!. !!~~~~!!~!!!!~y~!!!!~~~~~!!!!!! lassified ads -~~.: ...;.,..................•. ..........•.•......••••...•....... -, .. : MORE bues and kisses- "-. 1Iae! Goiui together for- _M' _ U JI'LYNN, can I borrow It-IriIb body for a while? iii;! THE ~Ieon Waltz III at Jack I Christmas O'IIARA's neighborhood: ~ a belutiful day In tbe .. Dtck sEE Nub;. Claus at my IX-Mas Party, Dec. 10. BI Wiener, MInnIe, XMEETING Parkside Qub. Topic: "M, Scoon fIa!IMS the fiDe art of clutcb sbootinc, " : I hope It's not real Tumble. no ABE: The arass is. - .... eeDl!...:!ftpoor'COUlltry,. JILL ROCK: I've been tryinll t,o reach the beacb. Drowninc· JET SET: The name is Brad. Boy Blue. JILL ROCK. alias Jet set: The ~bIlities are endless ...! WaIBOY, YOU left your ~~ \asseS OD the slopes, r...... ¥::iP-O: Has Jesus left CbIcaCO yet? Boy. •...... Loc POP-O: AU I need an; _., -- a cool buz aDd I m fine. l:VE: YOU were great in the darkroOm Karen· MOtE: sOy GeofIe \oVeS you, too" I _, _ .. 'RANGER staff """"" ..... THEtbaDk KendY1's caad1es for to _ 'lives. ~ the b1lckODl tJWAFt:' LET'S aet to.e*w' ... Ca IU • fnaI Pace 1% the dark apin JOOII. PSGA DESERVES a COlIlpUleI' like NisoD des fa a pardoD~. BOY: NO, be's been waitillC for !be bus aD da)'. FraDL VENJSE: I'M slID boIdinI 0lIt0 C?stuffed bacc&-\trIut FespARUIDE S11JDENI'S: Wbat is Ibis fasc in tim witb stripes'~ CAlWCE: YOU .at I dIaft. Want a _ for Clltts-? PATI'Y: COIlE apin? ~ KAREN: I WIIIIl ,. In !be darVoolD. KmdJl u:NDYL: I waat ,., too. = ANYONE waat KeadJI ;a:;eit.e IIIl dMsIW ad .... _ wttII I .... Sparta iiii«'. IIIle jn mal. A ClB1aID teatun edila', ...u" dIdn·t soy • lot. IlOt ...... about slDff, but I doa't _ It • --" IIroob wwId rather u.e pia,.. style speak lor -. ... 100 Ilas set ....... IlimIeIf I_ to Iboat _ $5 per<eDl1lld IlopeIDIIy IloIp !be '- .. to the NAIA .. tiouI _ 3 d. ~ Cty. "r.. IlOl really .......... sIaoaIer; lifteeoI feft Is.. ' "y IDJ besI ~ I'"to _ the IllIt ....... ""- You ... ~ IDlIft ~ lor the ~ "If f bad • pro player Ie idolIIlfJ ....... it wwId be ... .IaMMa (of the Lao AaIeIea IAkenI Be .. tID It aD ' 4. '*'-L ....alii _ Be's&n-l" WlliIe _ DIIJ- _ -1Ireab, '.IIIIdiDI .... Ii& .. lie '1 lOt lolaof t -t," _ !be ,Ill' .,;. IIroab tIliIIb past " the PaItsIde PI » u.e aJIected the plaJOlL ..,.. _ !be IdIoal _ 100 lIooa. SaaIe poapIo ..... III Ilqot ...... PeapIe IIlIJ' a ............ tne- "' .. .--. 'S 1 __ ....... lIIiI ,.. 11 ....., a ....... ,r\oDcL "I r. ...., .. -.t, boll I lnIII ~ .. J t I ,...·.lola"'_ ... ; 5 u ." ... .... "But I 1_ ................. 1IlJ"'- ............ .,..... - .. .................... ...... ~~" I ....... : -_ ... ...... I 1Ilat'. a .... tilde. " Ranger needs sportswriters , 3 PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE Announc • I I i\ ,\ I I, II -~ STUDY BREAK COFFEE SPEC L Mon. Dec. 12 Thru WUCFlu ~-;~" CoIf .. Buy. Cup of eon.. Get • Coupon Good For A s.concI Cup of The leme SIn FREEl GOOD LUCK WITH EXA '. basketball au Claire dODlinates beaten streak to live as junior Chester Smith had a great night, leading ~ scorers With 25 points wbile pulling down 14 ~. • Jeff Dorschner, a 7-0 senior ..... ter, -,cored 19 and added 16 rebounds, a game high. The Rangers, now 3-2, were dominated on the boards all night surrendering a 45-18 edge, wbil~ pulling down only five offensive rebounds. "They pounded us on the boards," Johnson said. "They outhustled us and took the game right away from us." . , Senior Brian Diggins led Parkside with 17 points and sophomore Jay Rundles added 16. ~AIIi~At the beginning Parkside men's bas- _ Rees Johnson found in almost every posito a good recruiting - was painfully missFriday night as UW-Eau the Rangers 83-67 he- 'ty crowd of 2,500 at .ty Arena in Eau Claire. ..,missing a leader," John, ._ "We need someone to _ III al the woodwork to be ,..Jd like a guard, but it come off the bench." Ids stretched their unUW-PARKSIDE RANGERS HOST Milwaukee School of Engineering Wednesday, Dec. 14 7:30 p.m. Phy Ed Center SIT'S BUCK NIGHT! All general admission seats only $1 , Plua post-game entertainmer;f A~.nl!:;r~~ Square-oreggae music by "GYPs.y-a . ."" your ",'idated basketball t,cketl "Eoa Cloire did I Iliains," JoImsoD rJ:' ooJy bad IIine sboIs III _, but be misled eorIy and !ned 10 aJIDO bacL" Eau Claire"s .\II-Distnc:t 14l\Wd TOOl SueIbJ. beId 10 ooJy lbrft points in the lint ball ..... 1 10 the pass and eDded lip with 14 .-. "They definitely bave a bett .. team than last year," JOhnsoD added. "But wbea they <UDe dotm lor the Classic. it Will be I differeDt ballpme.'· Eau Claire Will play Partside In the Ranger Classic January , and 4 in the Phy Ed buildulc IJ1D The two teams !pm their two pmes last year. - "Eau Claire IS a tough place 10 play in," Johnson commented f n bet they ba'en't lost more than 10 games in !oar yean up there. ' The Rangers took a qw and short-lived 1-0 lead 001 Jay Randle free throw. theu the Blugolds ent ou a 7-0 spurt. Parbide called Its first time out and was do"" 21-11 The Rangers closed to within live at 30-25, but a free throw IDlSS and a tumov er, and anolbe< Eau Claire lHl streak, and the BIUIOIds led It lbe balf 44-31 "I t.alIted about bemc more aggressive," said Jollnson about hi> halftime t.alIt "It came do_ to who wanted it more." At halItime. Eau Claire had a 17- 6 edge in rebounds, boiding Parbide to one off ..... ve board. e couldn't get the oecOIld sbot III game," JoImsou said. "We Deed 10' get menlll tough".... That's a big key to our team When we ha\. !hat we can get bett er," 10 the oecood ball. Eau Claire coasted through tholt o1most perfectly~ecuted off .... wbile IlaId109 lbe Rancen 10 at least • I$- point cushion EN: Womeldorf lPven the ........ VIIble task of guardinc the ....... foot Donchner, fouled out lb ~ 58 left In the _ 'Erik did • good job OIl bJm." <OI<h_ added "WbeD be stayed WIth 111m, be beld Ium UChL Dorscbner blo<ted Iwo PortsIde sbots ud pI-tmded two otheD. prurilllIis IUftlClh Ia the middle Tbe Roncen bead bIcI< 00 the rOld Friday .,"Inst OaUnd (Midup.) IJld Sliurdly It St Jnoel>b's a-I '"We ..... I Jot al wort to do." JobnoOCl said. h pve Ill. cbaIItDce 10 ploy - " "We _ the JDUiDp 01 I good tam. bolt we ..... ~.free 1hrDWS 10 wort 00. ADd wbea yoa ...,'t get 1M ... ill the -, lbeft·. DOt IIIlICIl yDII CIII do .. Tbe Ilqtft thea __ to l.Ice MihrI.... ScIIDaI al EncI- ..... OIlDet.I4. Support Parkside Athletics Pollard paints famous athletes ..,Mortr ........ Be'" en.... the Ia opons Irum ~~ J..s- to DC boIIlmIdAlfBe .... dill ortiIl 01 tIoe Mi!-'-"'. Ilnw- ... • tIoe IlIIdts ... the ... yws. Be .... drnll ooJy ClIle • '-' 18 bis eoreor - -PIrUIde Be Is KeDoIIo _ Geaqe fill. IonI. .-Ibis __ be DD ,.-.oItbe~_. . lIaII '-' GIl .. d1aIDc - ...... I'IlIsN Is ..". nptImidjr oboat WI _ ..... the CGIIoIl* fIIIb. be I .... produ<t. lie .... "'non _ II .-y <DlIoIa. ....... .....w I lIIis. "AI plies .. IlsIDe, ,. ....... lIoeny 10 Rocbe. 1M .... 1riIIl_" -...... '« 2' Pel- ..... -.It .. DIe Brews . .. '" ......... Be ..... ........... ' 'M""'" ......_-- "1 , .. MylIoIIlc18 1DOt· " lie ......- _ lIDt .....,.. ne_ .. .............. ..,.. ... ,..-tolll lib ....illeII -."PoIIInI .-eII~ ... ...a, .....,. IsS lie "" -'elJnr--plIIIIIo." dos6oI ....... "g". r. K \ .1Ioe1sS.... nr - --- --- I nan. Deceder', ltI3 'Letters to the EditorI· Music column discussed To \be !'.dIl« ......... Dt. to \be Iotest (1)0" II .... a( \be RaDc<L .... ore. lew ... «daM to be made all the "So 1\ Goea ' coluIIIn f'\nl a( all, U2 _er lI1lCW an .Ib.m tlltillod • Pornou.phy .. lboir 0Il1y three alb..... an "Boy," UCk:l ber," aDd. "v,u.·· In lhat order Fw1hermore. Paul 'dI<r lI\Oy _ caII<d 1\ q 15 Ib \be Jam. bal lie .... lID« lormed • IfOlJP ..... as \be Slylo CouD<il. lboir ..... Is beavllJ aoaJ..lDIIlIOIl<ed ...... \be "- • ''B<at SamllcIor Joe StrunuDer and Paul ......... are lhe only onl .... 1 mm,q mernb<n a( 'I'V CIasb aIIer bavinI receDlIy ~ Mid< Jooeo oul 01 \be FOUl'- Apputlllly his ..... (mlllicaJ or poIllieaJ') bad otrayod Inlm 1M poup. "'iP"! - or ~ "",.." Mid< Jooeo qaIclIy joined up wlib two lormer EnlIisII Ileal members and • poup QUod Gen ral Public IW - lormed FInally, .1 Is true that MTV COIllalns "Iarce amounts 01 sa and viol ,"bul more ImportallUy. il Is racist In 115 exclusion 01 black artIsU Escopl lor the overexposed Mkillaol __ and PrIDce 'I1deos. ...., artiIlI 'i '-I)' .-alii oft \be playllolo. MTV II • muItl-mil11oo doIIor buIiJ><:a I1ID by es«uUva ID lhree-piece owll I .-er tbou&ht tbat Iwould rome to llunl< 01 rid and roU and Ibe <stablisll· meat beillI _ and \be same. Jefl Vbca"l Feature Editor'. Note· Itbal* Mr. Iftoplc lor bio let- ... It clispiUffl \be rumor \bal aD Partside stud<DIs ore .palbeli<. U2 released "PomocraJIIly" as • UK a1bum • lew yean back. Js1and R«ordo bas yet 10 _ It ID \be US, lor reasons knoW1l only 10 tb<mseIves II coolalns material unavailablo oa any Americ:aD records 'I'V SIyIo CouD<il. wbile provid- ... ocaoioaaI -'" 01 briIlian«, 11M yel to ...... III ..... Ulity Two a( Wok'. lint three UK siDIJes (Loac. Hot Summer' and 'Moaey· Go-RoUDd'1 reIJ oa • moaoIooousIy repetitive c:!lonIs Istill mounI \be J_ 'I1lere _ • typo in tile par. 'IfapII COD<ffIIiD& tile Clasb. 'I'V aeale""e dllpuUq Ibe Clasb's "Metbod and Modus 0penDdi" sbouId bawe rae! • MesJlIe and Modus 0peraDdi." I llunl< tile SODt-. obould make some sort 01 _DOW. ADd while MTV is still racist •• 1 1east it is cl\angInI (albeit with the s~d 01 • crippled lortoise), M1Dority videos an slowly seeping iIllo \be prone programming bours. 0lM0usIy • m.ch closer 1oסi< needs to lie tUm. and • hlUe Vlewer ...-e cou1dD't burt • But I still object to \be Iarce amounts 01 gratuilous, grapbic ses and violen<e, depicted by many o[ the so·c.lled "He.vy Met.l" groups. W,lb the nwnber o[ cbi!· drea pirunc access to the statioll, I belJe-et that a more responsible prou.mminl ellorl sbo.ld be made. Students locked out(in?) After • recent PAD Colleebouse perfonnance in lbe Unioa Buaar, I discoVered an amazing f.cl-:the gate between the Union Bridge and Molinaro HaU IS locked at the strangesl (dwnbestl times. . . Since the campus is open until rrudnighl, I never figured !hat students wo.ld be barric.ded out of .. ther building. B.t, as many • prophet has said, .never assu· me anything....,.en that an open campus IS reaDy an open campus and tbat adults can teU time. r"e encountered the same locked siluation many times in the past, but never as early as 10:35, as was Ibis last time. Needless 10 say. [ became very perturbed .t this inconvenience. After all. the outside temperature was about 20 decrees and my winler coat was in the WLLC office-the one the locked gate kept me three buildings .... y!rom. I did what I bad 10 do-find somebody 10 .bitch at. Not kDowing esacUy which penple couldn't teU the lime correctly or know \be definition o~ "open campus," I tbouihl o[ Ibe perfect scapegoat [or such a situ- .tion-Security. Everybody blames them lor everyt1lIDg. so I figured tbal tIley must b.ve locked the gate . Aft ... calling Security lrom \be Union (using my fuUblown. pissed oil, nasty tone 01 voicel. I was told !hal an o/llcer would be rigbt there to open the lale. f returned. I ted as long as I wanted 10 (only four or five mID.t of course) and left to by 10 better my first nasty phone caU. BIll 011 Ibe way, I ran into somebody who is in the John Kn,-alic CODlDlittee . shortsighted To \be Edltor I bow a( at 1east ODe' dub aod maJor orpuualioo that .... cIeDled tbesr requesll to sponsor <DIs lor WIDt... Camival. \\by' Ilea-. \bey 1.1Ied 10 subnul lbeJr IfCistralion lorms on ov. 28 -WIDIer CamIvaI IS schtdu1td lor Feb. 13' CollI, Ibet an esteslded dead1IDe would ba .. IW1ed \be Wlnt ... Car· nival committee; aU \be estra papeswort. you know. 011 a campus where everyone SCftlilIIlS about \be student .pathy. it seems incrtd1b1y asuune to deay anyooe • _ 10 partiClpale ID an actIVJly desi&J>ed to promote student involvement by Ken M'eyer Editor Union·Know·How and I was lold !hat Union ....... sors are in charge of locking the gate. So, I turned.., wrath on Ihe lirst supervisor I encountered. He Aid be'd be right .p to lei me through. I returned, but bf then, a Security olficer was there because 01 IlI7 linl phone call. . Inwardly, IIe1l ashamed: it wasn'l Security .11allIL (I laler lound out thai almost ball 01 lbe Security olIIcers do indeed know how 10 [ell time and can deIiDe "open campus," but I guess Union supervisors _. long way to go to equal such knowledge.) And then • lew days later il dawned on me. '!be . Union supervisors are only lollowing orders from up .bove (no, nol Ibat high up). Their plan is two-fold. First, il wiU help with tho problem o[ st.dent retention. (Firsl the gate, aad then the doors and windows.) Second, they want 10 separate the serious drinkers Irom the serious studealJ, because the longer serious drinkers are locked ID tho Union, the less money the Union wiU lose Ibis year. Write a Letter to the Editor .... . . WRITERS Jamc,e Cbase, CuI CbemoaotI, Karl DixoD, Micbael Fircbow, Mary K.ddau. Bob lCiesUnl, KeacIyI-Marie LinD, Rid< Luebi'. RDbb1.Debr, .TlIIWbI~:,=:: Did: ObesbnIIler, Bill NIct Tllame, Sarah IJbIIc PHOTOGRAPHERS - ElcbhorD. Todd Herbst, PbiI JeIlusiU. 0- MeEvoJ, Masood _ fiq, Karell -. Gary -.. Ken Me, _ Edltor ... n Tun'delc:z N Eclltor JolIn Konlk: Future EcIIlor P_Cu_ SportaE_ MlchHl K_ _ Editor Andy lIuchenan B M8n8ller Cetllertne Ch8t(ee Adve",.1ng M8JI8lIer Jen WIcks Dlalril>utlon Me_ Pel Hen.18lt A Bu M8ft8llW • • ",....uy, December a, 1113 'WLLC blackout tout? Where were you when the lights. 'Yen . 'z ..... TwokI<kS News EdIW .... bide studmls _ left In lIledllltlorlboutHboUnOft Tbanday, Der. I. __ WU£ apao.ed • bIadaJUt. • 1lIe ......... was ca...... by • ......... tnmt- <OiL "Our JlIGIIIe __ -'inC ill_iundioD with • ~ CGlIIPIIIJ dledr;- .. tile !liP voIIaIe IJIIem 011 cam- ...... 'l1leJ bad to _1iR tile wlloIe bloildiaI lor • leW JDiDU\eS .- tbeJ tun>ed tile ..- IcIrlD« GIl _ 01 tile CIIIiII ......... out," said Jad< Dpdley. PlIJ*aI PlIat diI«IlIr • A_. ' _ ,...,. ...... ,_ .... -- Photos by Dave McEvoy I I EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR NEEDED United Counctl has a lull lIme staft position available for .n eJ<8Culivedirector Wllh budgeting and IiscaI man- .gemenl experoence. Applicanls musl have slrong leadership skills In order 10 efteclively direcl and chair commillee meetings. ThiS posilion ofters substantial sal8ry .nd benefl\S. 4)e.1II Ie Dec. "" pnftloll ..... bl. Iinm.dIalely ·uc _·,~ PIe nd ...... _ to Unlled Councl • ....._- r s ,-- WI 53703 • - • A trud_ wu borrOwed from "'1I<oMiII Electric power C , y. "",. tint ti~ _ d l!d aDd c:ouIdD'l "" .-.; ...."''1set tile ........ _ antiJ 'I '....",.rabid< JlIGIIIe aDd 1M"'_Ie Eledrie people waned aaIi1 7 a.m. Fridoy ....... ....I'll...... liDo," said DudleY. "I was ...., lmpi Cd'~ by \be way people bandItd \be IitualiOll. We didn'l receive any complainls. PoopIe only cal1ed to fmd oul when \be IiCbts would come bad on. We I'll poSIbVe altilud es lrom the stu' denis, bcully and stafl," Dudley added. ",. Litnry Learning Center was elosed aD day Thursday. Tables sel ... ia MaiD PIa<e beea/De a pseudo 1Ibnry lor students who wanled 10 study. Ollie.. in WLLC were closed most 01 the day. The Career Plannin& and P1acemenl secretary said sbe wenl borne becauseher leel ......, eotd, w1lile the Job Service penon and the division direetor sal by \be wiDcIows to do their wort. PSGA (Parbide Siudeni Governmenl Association) and the Ranger offices worted by candleliebl since oeither oIfiee bas outside wiDdows. "People took advantage 01 the dark llld slept 011 \be coudI and others went to \be UIliOII," said Jeanne IIDs*er-PbillipI, PSGA President. 'The CoUee Sboppe was able to eontiDue selling a limiled menu 01 rollee from thermoses, sweel rolls, donuts and cookies. "We used candles lor IiCbting and moved all the lood upstairs. Everyone who usuaDy eals in the Collee Shoppe earne to the cafeteria. We opened Union 104 and 106 for additional .-ullllll-"" ... YO\lIllAY NOT NEED ~~ /- UlI_ ..·8UT ,.,-. E36°c)~'Y• • •. -.n KENO· ,- ,.- w:~;~.~_~);:: Ph. 854-0241 ~ HourS: --'!-~~= .. _fit •• ·.:... Kenosha's Finest Rod P. Bruno, Owner dinning room .. seating," said 1'Il Nora, food service manager. The lemporary translolIII<I'lUll up outside by the north eM 0111IO library. Dudley said thai ParUide~ translonner has been sent out •• rebuill, which may take \110 dayllo two months. "t FIRST Ni\TlONAL B.tNK Of Kenosh. DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE IIlITO BliNK . 24.HOllR TfLUI BRISTOL LEi\Si\NT p,"IJIE SOMERS ....OHU .. nsl lifE -- • ftwd:ou fsmDi.LaIl A "Quark" of fate ....... Wi '. ,side _ • eoIIIIIII lIam -~--~ ...... AI" " tI. ewe:, .,.ell -.I __ .... ..-s PIlat- • ",oIcislJ 10 1Iw • pulled up .... lilt ....,w) -'1 FrldIJ ........IIlarled 10 mIbt 1Iw ... JBIIlIINdo 01 1Iw opentIoas ......... 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III prabt iIIIO 1Iw __ DIp 01 ..-. 'I1lt IdaoI portide .. <tla_ II· .. 1IeI. _ ~ tbt arouDd .. • cIrniIr t-' lour miltl ...-d- A IlrilII 01 ........... -.II 11 lett ........... tbt tn<t tbt ..- "-" -tilt portIdes 10 be IC' ClIIonted -will IoIIoor The bum II .«eler.ttd to ........ C>IlCbmc tbII 0/1iCbt it· ItIl By 1Iw tDd 0( Ibis procell -.II \JldMCIuII prGlOll will toke oaIJ tWfDlJ'.malhoDtbs of • second ( st<ODdsl 10 complttt • Ioar milt lip Al opetds au<b u IIleIt tbt IDIII 0( tbt portIdt ...n -.- '" • /odor 01 tOO. In IC' «lldoD<e .. til EImItin'I IIleocy 0( reIIli¥ltJ 0Ift tbt -.. bas ra<btd 1Iw cItsIrtd speoods It is lOIIlO'td from illoctIlt IIId is cIln<ttd to IIs IarItI IJInc It tilt tile! of IDOtht< tUDDtl. ..... Ktlal to the atttierator The \'ioIalI reu!tJo& coUisioOI art 'pboIoF>fbtd IIId stllClltd. yitIcIiDc tbt noaIII lbot old tbt FtrmiIab IdtDlilts in tbtir quest loe tbt IIItJmate pu1iclt Fermilab .... out ollbe iIlltmatioaaJ scent' loe a wbJle as It .... bttnC l'llOdtrni1td nus mocItroIzIbOn e<ml1tuted • plactmtlll 01 • se<ood. super<Ollductul& senes 01 ftllIDtI.s In lbe lour mil. loop Apart from lDCr9SlDC Ftrmilab's poltlltla1 mllln,lold tbt ..... amy abo .... some ~miIIioo In eltc· 1IIdIJ-·,...· 'I1lt lrIp, ..tlicb ..... sponoortd by Parksid.'s Pbl'sics club, lasltd roughly eiiht bo\ln By lb. end of Ibis time the nature 01 matter. 11 still mysterious. at leasl seemed more atttsSiblt over all FOR YOUR USED BOOKS! WE PAY 50°/ UP TO /0 We buy aIr USED textbooks .... WHETHER USED HERE OR NOT ",QIIIM:II"I'-.r" __ TIM8DECo15 16 19 ·22 23 9:00 . 3:00 WHERB ALCOVE BESIDE : CAMPUS STOR • FOR YOUR USED TEXTBOOKS 9:00 -4:30 9:00 - 3:00 9:00 - 7:00 !lANGJ:ll a - OM of \Ile more __ d1splaytn .neaded lut .... k.od·s Holid.y Arts/Crafts lair mysdf to lb. loliowlng: To remember those who truly ottd gilts, To express my love lor my lamily and friends ill more dirtct ways than presents, To rededicate myseU to the spiritual growth 0/ my lamily, To eumine my holiday activities in light of lbe true spirit of Christmas, To initiate one act 01 peac.making wilbill my circle of lamilies and friends, After reading lbe pledge. evaluate _t is important to you during lbe holiday season, This book provides help in the form 01 lboughtprovoking lests. One of lbe chapters in the book deals wilb "The Four Things Children Really Want lor Christmas," The authors maintain lbat children really want and need just lour basic It·s only 24 more day. until QIristmaS. Ho.. am 1tver going to bt ready lor Christmas? 1still have 10 study lor fmaJs, 1 still need to write two relearcb papers. I baveo't ."en btgun to do my QIristmaS shopping As 1 thought about the corning boliday season 1 ... odored bo.. 1 could make lbe boliday s.asoo moct pleasant and meaningflll to my cbildren. Can you break out of Ibis cyclt? One 01 lbe places that 1 lID starting is by ~ding the book UaphIc \Ile ClIrtstmas M_ by Jo Robmson and Jean Coppock staecbeIi. First you need to lake tbt Christmas pledge, 'I1lt BoIIc1Iy PIedg. BIM moe Ia tilt beauty IIId slmp1Jc. It)' 0( tbt boIIday _D, I commit Tel. (715) 845·2846 EXPERIENCE THE DIFFERENCE .•• SKI RIB UNTAIN WEEKEND PACKAGE ,,,nUDES LIfT TICKETS AS lOW AS '5750* PER PERSON 8AS£D O"l DOUBLE OCCUPANCY 3 DAY MIDWEEK PACKAGE 1';cLUD£S LIfT TICKETS AS lOW AS '6975* PER PERSON BASED ON DOUBLE OCCUPANCY 8 Slopes. 2 Rope Tows, 2 T·Bars, 2 Chair lifts. lessons. Rental and lodging • IS OUNTAIN -~ 'Ql ,,'.-m"S1MllO For further information and reservations contact Box 387 Wausau. ·WI 54401 d ~ :==~~:.~••••••!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!""'!ii!"";-;; - ... D • .-a. diiJi. - 1,'- Drama J,)JmArtmen\. Many hands (and a comput~r) .......a e theater lights work ., ConI ........ an ....... .-d Ia mort IIIlI __ aopectI 01 -tdIJ III III Pu\slde. IlnmI ~ • , ".. " t, I\lr dl PAIl............ *but were afraid to ask ********** p.m. on Monday. and at 915 p.m. on Tuesday. '"'" p.rkside V,ind Enstmble .,nbe boIdin& • coacort tonighl .t ********** tbt CoInm Arts ,"""t.. AdmJssioo Do yoo need to gel into lbe spuit I door IS $\ lor siudents and 01 \be seasoo~ II so. "A Cbristmas ......,., 52 lor othen Carollt (G). should put you into il ********** Yoo can see llus oldie but goodie on Tuesday at 7 pm. lJ1 lbe Uoion CInema. Spansored by PAR • y. Soda1 Science Round Table eoo<ern itselJ ,.,lb "Re.. ********** C.. •• Fo .. ip PoUt): "'ute,or 8appnt'd1O e-ta.iArno!'Dt"!" Wednesday's activities mclude a Presented bY Prol iIbe Curtis. free coo<ert leaturing lbe Wind En· f_ procnm will take pIxe .1 semble. This concert will lake place ooon III l!1IIOIl I lJ1 !IIaIll Place .1 \ p.m. ********** ********** oaday, the Parkside And last, but ootleast. lbere will Cllo<aIe Clwnbe< SiDgen WIll be a daDce Wednesday lJ1 \be Union preoIll a procnm of cboraI mllSl< Squore .. Ieatunng "Gypsy FarL" .1 I pm. III Main PIa<:e It'. lree A_ to lbe dance is lree and IIwill make • I\IC1! break lD a WlIb your baskelbal\ tidet Span· __ Monday sored by Student We. ********** ********** AllOlber lreebte 01 tbt ...... is That does it lor llus week. Tune the Union's ,1deo. This week's IS III _ lime lor more IIID activiti .. ,.Mr IW\," ODdwill be .-.. .t I .. "Week lithe PaIi," Jl*V ...... II h "As fir • I _. It's tbt oaIJ ~ ... 01 Its kiDd ID tbt tbtal« yet. wbtft the7 ..... ~ <UIIlpul« IIld Ibty Illleriace them 10 ,.,.. .... "'" 1i&bts 011 them '1bls IS • stancIanI Apple IlE tOrIIpulef ' said Scboe<1oII, "and au I bappem is \be disIt is used to set il up to run \be bgh lust \ike • standard soil disIt And lbtD lbere lit ....... 01 cimaI boards lD tbt baek thai plUl lD to provide tbt inlonnauon t<Hht .--. tIlIt lie 011 the 1l&blillC .,-... Tbtre _ many IDOl lor • comput« III 1l&b1llll that <Ould DOt pasubIy be dont manually lDtnate JooPnI. croaIad1nc IIIlI _ .- ,parti<UIar SUles 01 wbtft the lIP" lit SIItinC at Ittf parti<uIar umel _ the bieaest ad- -taaea It aIIO is bolter In that you <aD msert up to teo cues be- _ Illy _ .. number rut. SIIICt \be compul .. IS lD baSIc 1aJlCUICt. That IS -.etJunc \bat could DOt be dont WlIb any nth.. system. It takes a lot 01 ume to design and recoed au 01 the bghting cues """ 0kbY ... die Apple D E, lor each sIlow. For Hold Me about .cl or 50 boon ..,., spent wortlDg on rec:ord1ni cues· '"'" bghting operator', job is to run the board during Ibe sIlow and aIIO to recoed \be cues Thell&htilli design" telb \be operator wbat Everything you always wanted to know about Parkside * Park cbarUltl and level he ...ants and wbat 10 record. And electricians belp set up Ibe tights, Scboeooll said. "This computer IS completely accessible to lighting studeots who are ...orlting on a silo.... Only about live or six people ImoW how to run it so lar. because it lakes a little lime to learn, _ "One 01 the nice things about tilt drama program here is \bat you get a cbance to do llus Itlnd 01 thIncwork on the computer or sound," added Schoenoll. "In larger sd100Ia you'd bave to be • grad studtlll to do this." Y-fk) -w--- c Russia's revenge: swift and merciless ., RkkIM* TlllIae ol.. wIlo suniwd. ~ ftIIIbor lint will bold I opeodoI '. It _ .. elWIII* olllle ........ itIllIt _ ol lIle bmun splrlt. It Ibowo!d !bit. DO motter wIlIt lIle ocMnlly. _Ie COD 1m IOlIM! lleIIlbIoII<e 01 I normaJ We. People welt throUJb tbeir llSIIa1 terIa 01 daily ...,,11. Of coww, lbere were tbose wIlo took _ lIJe 01 the Iltu1tion 1'llen _ 1ooIiaJ. piIIIJlDJ IIId __ Ibeml-. wbicb I WIll DOt -.. 110ft due to my impeccable lisle. Sulfa It to DY tbll. If I bIcI my WlY. lbeR people woaId be IboIID lIle oct (DO JIUD lit- -I Yes. De<ember flnt will Uve foreft( In our nunds It ..... on Ott\lt. -.. !bit will blunt me forrYtl'. But It least we cln teD oar JI'IIIdcbIIdreI thot they were hdy DOt to bIYe been I port 01 •.~ o-t WLLC BIIdtouI of IlIlI3! 'l'be rusons for the bIa<kout ore DOt enlirely clear. boweoer m· deDce points to the Soviet Union I ...... w"""",.ed proof thai the """.-lilKionMlof power .... in direct relIIiIlion lor lIle bannIn& of Soviet dIpIamots IIId journalists from RadDe IIId Kl!I'IOIbIcounties. ~ Russians ore IIIC'Y thot, IS a ...wt 01 Ibis bin. they will not be Ible to Illelld Sllmon·a-Roma. Cobo-ramo IIId the intemalionaUy ICclaimI!d IIId mud> beloved Kraut Festivil ~ Soviet agents decided to inlomIpl power aDd chsrupt the great Ameri<:aD educllJona1 system. By lIle lime they reoIizI!d that this ..... I'Irbide they were lIIkinc Ibout. it _100 late. 'l'be deed was dolle. III my CJIliIlion. our retribntion sbouJd be SWIft aDd devostoting. We should toilet-paper Red Square. sbort-5!leel Andropov's bed, or sUp Gromyto a dribble glass. The lime is now! We must bolt Ibis Soviet ocgreslion IIld If we must raort to desperote masures. so be It. •••••••••• The long-standing undeclared war between Rocine and Kenosha erupted into fuD-fll!dged combat today with a sneak atlack on HorUc:t IlltemationaJ Airport. Several Piper Cubs were damag. ed as weD as a Cessuo 174. ~ Air Coupe. _ unburt. This Ii< strike ICCOIIIpanied by I crouDd ult on the beadquarters 01 the Rocine Morines. Several marines were killed. and mlDy injured. As lIle attock began. S. C. Johnson took off in ms Leu (DO ....... tion) Jet. This jet is equipped as an aerial command station. from wbldI Mr. Johnson will coordinate lIle retaliatory barrage. The I.... sions, wbicb has been escalating for yellS, finaDy come to a head with lIle discovery that Kenosha had deployed nuclear warheads in Som· en. Let us pray for a swift end to this borrible war. God is on our side. aDd. with His help, Rocine wiD drive badt to the invIding beathen board, alld peace wiD be restored to this. the cradle of civilization. Once Ober Easy To ave and to have not (or, not to have had not) Whal is a ha"e' Someone who has more than a have nol Whal is a hive not? A hav~ not is someone with hltle compared to a have. HIves ahiaY' want to get more ODd have DOts wont to have aU they con get. Having is a successful get. GetIiDJ is I sucxessfuI WlIJIl. GetliDJ is directly ..... ted to having. lllves get what they WlIJIl. Have nols do not get wIlIt lIle haves bove. 111... by DOl ~ as IIIIICb. bIYe DOts ore plocl!d in a paoIIIaa 01 __ _ WIIItIDC is I dllrlCterillic ol baIIl U- ODd bove DOlI. 1Ioves ....-.e nols IIWIys _ more. but CIIIIy lIle boves get wbIl they WIIIL ne bIwe nols _ ..... ..., "''1 lit. "'*" II wbIl tile .... -.e. Orillr. ...................... ...................... .. ol ~.ne ....... woaId 111 ....... ..... _ol ...,bne. -.Ftne; " 11 ....... :_ I .... DOt...... :' eC Jonr, \ . ,....... status. survive in a have world? It depends on whal tjley want. If they want more than the can have. these former have nots could gel what they don·t want Haves becoming have nots IS certainly not whal they wanl Such a want IS not one to have. Getling wIlIt they have IS haD the battle. 'l'be _ haD is gelling more. Los· ing what they have is lite have nots receivinI twice as mud> as they bIYe. but in reverse. HIves do not want to be have DOlI. n lites too mud> gelling to be I bIYe. To a have. a have not is _ with so mud> .... than -liDC is somethin& lIley have to do. Hafts do DOl have to want. bul lIleJ do. 1brouIh lIle process of JllUing. U- bec:Ome immune to DOt -'inJ. So they keep wanting IIld JllUing and bIving. Oa lIle allier bIIId. bove DOts _ to be bIves. To I ...... DOl. till ... 10 be I ........ is lIron&er ... I bove DOt WIDliDJ III be I -.e DOt.Tbey WIIIL but they don't Jilt 10 tlIIy doD'I bIYe. have what they have. When they want, haves will have a go at getling anything, but they don't need as much. The fear of getling too much is never present in- a have not. Not having in the first place is impetus enougb to gel something. Anything. Everything. Now. the thing Ihat bothers haves is losing their wants to the have DOts. Haves have what the have DOts want. The have nots want wIlIt lIle haves have. If have nots get what the haves have. then the wantin& in haves rouId reduce their getting. BuI, as explained above. haves CIDnol have not wanting. What bolben have DOts is aD lIle getting 01 the ha.... Haves aDd bIYe DOts will sometimes have tile same __ but getting is only JOl• ten by lIle boves. lllve DOts need _ 6ecouse 01 their not getlIDg. HoviDC is I bove not'. dranI . Not ....... is I ........1IiJblmore . .. ....... '" .- '.::bYJL~ Students cop-out by Nick Tbome Iwas walking down the hall towlrd the newspaper ollice the other day when I noticed these multicolored barrels in the many IocItiQnS along my route. A. I was passing nne of the brigbt barrels. a highly educated college student dropped a large Cote glass into the eentainer. That highly educaled student filled to read the sign above the barrel that said: "To the children of RociDe and Kenosha. From the students al Parkside. II ~ conlained was intended as a drop-off point for the Student Orga' nizalJona1 Council's Toys for Kids program. not a refuse coDecting point. How would you like to get .. empty Coke cup for Chrisbnas? Parltside students sbould leel shame and guilt! Do you feel bad? Good. now do something to c1..... your soul. Attend tonight's Toysf • Kids Dance, The doors to Union Square -m open at 8 p.m. Admission to !be dance is a toy or two doUan. N0nstudents are welcome. The mualt wiD be provided hy sty High, a Racine-based country rock baIId. H you can't attend the dance you can stiD cl...... your soul Fi day by dropping a toy into one of the barrels. However, Friday is !be last day for you to give. The toys don·t have to be new. but thty sbould be nice. PI ..... no Bags '0 BroIten Glass. . THE TOP 10 BEST-SEUING ALBUMS AND SINGLES AND TBB TOP 10 WORST-SEUlNG SINGLES. ACCORDING TO CASHBOX. TOP TEN ALBUMS I) SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER-SOUNDTRACK 1977 2) RUMOURS-FLEETWOOD MAC 1977 3) THRILLER-MICHAEL JACKSON 1983 4) SYNCRONcrrY (SO FAR)-THE POLICE 1983 5) BUSINESS AS USUAL-MEN AT WORK 1982 6) ABBEY ROAD-THE BEATLES 1969 7) SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND-THE BEATLES 1967 8) 52ND STREET-BILLY JOEL 1978 9) WooDSTOCK-SOUNDTRACK 1968 10) TATI'OO YOU-THE ROLLING STONES 1982 BEST SINGLES I) CHERRY PINK AND APPLE BLOSSOM WlllTE-PEREZ PRADO 1961 2) PHYSICAL--{)LlVlA NEWTON-JOHN 1982 3) BETI'E DAVIS EVES-KIM CARNES 1981 4) ENDLESS LOVE-DIANA ROSS & LIONEL RITCHIE 1981 5) THE TWIST-aIUBBY CHECKER 1960 & 1962 6) BILLIE JEAN-MICHAEL JACKSON 1983 7) EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE-THE POLICE 1983 8) HEY JUDE-THE BEATLES 1968 9) PLEASE MR. POSTMAN-THE CARPENTERS 1977 • 10) (I CAN'T GET NO) SATISFACTION-ROLLING STONES 1965 WORST SINGLES I) OH MY MY-THE MONKEES 1970 2) SIE LIEBT DIC'I' (SHE LOVES YOU)- THE BEA TLES 1964 3) I'M RAPPY JUST TO DANCE wrm YOUTHE BEATLES 1964 4) SOFl'LY. AS I LEAVE YOU-ELVIS PRESLEY lJ77 51 IT'S ONt Y MAKE BELIEVE-GLEN CAMPBELL 1971 51 ISLANDS OF LOST SOULS-BLONDIE IlII2 7) TlIANK YOU GIRL-THE BEATLES 11M I) THOSE GOOD OLD DREAMS-THE CARPENTERs 11111 tITHE ELVlS MEDLEY-ELVIS PRESLEY 11112 _ __ It_I_A_DA...Y.....IJ.'l_THE........ I_JPE.,;....THE-..;.;.BEA,;.;,.:n..:.ES.;,;.,I;;,.;...__ ,..JI. . ........................................ .2 22SiS), Mias, 0, lAS ....... - - :-:.: :.: ~...............•.•.................... '. -:-:.-.:.:--.;.'-:.:.:-:- -:-:':'.-:':';';':-:'.':' :.:.: :-.";':.:.:.: ..'...•...•. - -.......•.....•.....•.-.- -...•.•....... '.' :.:.: .•.•.••.•........•.•., ."..: . ............•..•• ;;•..•............ ..........:.:-:-:.:.:.:-:..:.:-:.:.:-:....... i: Classified ads -;-.. ······.·.·.·.·s.·.·.·.·.·.·.········ ..........:-::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: , ···m Wanted ROOM MATE wanted to share IIOlth Racine Flat. 59614 or 632-4045. ORGANIZED GROUP or individual to promote nwnber one Spring Break trip to Daytona Beach. If you are interested, please call (414) 781~SS IM- .MEDIATELY, or write: Designen of Travel, 402S N. 124th St., Brookfield WI 5300S. REWARD: Free Spring Break trip to Daytona Beach plus commission money. Services Offered TYPING--eoMPOSlTION, researcb and term papers, resumes, correspondence. Fast and dependable. Reasonable rates. Marilyn Elicheck, 862- 2290. Wild Life •• TIJO ~€ rJIr/teRS SHoT POW~!.. A c~ 1301\'\& ~1Pf'€D i!H10V(,.~PI€" ClOU,->· Tow>.) ARffA !.. , \ I J!fT£R ALl:r/iESE. .:.,-" c :.;.:.;.;.;.;.:.' •....•....•.••••• ,;. ..:.:.:.:.:.;:.:.:-..:.; :.: :.; : :..,.! .·i·i·.·... • ................ ~ '.' .. :._.t.;.,.. -.._ :.·.-_·_·.·.··· . Personals LORI E.: I love you. Greg .: PATTY: TIlE things you eat are mighty strange. (Is it against the law?) Do you cook them on the range or do you eat tbem raw? Burma Shave. COMING SOON: Cwnbie's Kitchen . KENDYL: KAREN wants to see you in the darkroom. PATTY: IF you keep it up, I'm goang to get a swelled head. rl TALLENT GALS: Too cold for picnic. How about wienie roast? PEON: YOU have to clean up the next elevator "dump." KIFF: I want your body ...your mind ..your bank account. BJ KAY: I still love you. Beej. PATTY: WE wondered why Joe hadn't left you yet. jk, cc & rl. P A.TTY: WHAT you eat is yOUl' ." BNo ISRI\Et.. ilIRE:'lrENS MoRE" AI!1~Ij(ES IN ReTIH-I~nOtJ. ) 1/,. All in the Faculty f/~~f. yE."p.s 0 F AciAl~", DEVOTION, I 0 D£SE /'tv!. A UTTUl. L-::=' l? CoNs /1) £Oil," /otl... I V£ I3E~1'lUE~l!. Fol4 'fov! l'vl! N£LF'1l0 'Iou AJ.L. AI..cwC,f' R£HEMGEll. Wtlo IT w~sWHo PI/I' '(ollTtlllo~H M I.\)I c:Al- 5cJlOol.? ITWAS~ ITAAti WHO!'·'---.J by John Kovalic r-----.:.......---. own business. jk, rl. PATTY: I know what you're after. You can't have it, but you can borrow it whenever you want. V.F.C.A.H., R.L. JOHN: I'VE missed seeing you on the bus. Robun. LEFI'Y: IT'S only fun when it's hard, but half the fun is getting there. AnDgo. MICHELE: HOPEFULLY your bliss will be pennanent. Amigo. BOB, CANDLES, incense, champagne and grey flannel; it's a night in heaven. C.A.B. SIGN UP now, Larry's Bigfoot Safari. Limited seating available. GLEN M.: Next time we go away for the weekend, don't leave your little red bikinis in our bathroom. DUSTY: CENTRALLY located sin-infested street corner needed, Manic Billy. BIG JOHN: It will be cold JanII",!> 1l!/ITS Tlte- IVe;W S no", Bclll:or. \ uary in Sherwood while you're on crusade. Maid Marian. KATE: WANNA manage my ads?? John. . KENDYL: EVER heard the phrase, "If'you had balf a brain, you'd be dangerous?" No need to worry. You're a very safe penon. JlLLROCK: (AUAS Jet Set): I want to grease down and slide all over your body like a snake. ZZ HEY KRISTEN: Read Greg's. Pass it on, ZZ BOOGIE WOOGIE all night long. Blow your ZZ. The eliminators. BABE: INCENSE, incense, champagne and grey flannel. A night in heaven. Sputz. SCRUFFY: LOVE and trust work together and I need both! Don't be insecure-you're mine forever. I love you!! Always, OF'F .(..1AL. ,•.•uut 01'"lit!!' I"'" S""'ME"R o~~,.p" 611""'...., your little snow bunny. TJ, M-W·F don't seem that bad anymore. Keep those champagne lips in order, suck face. MATTIlEW, HOW does third floor library sound? HP KURT: DOES a calm person like you share? Hoping!! Conllnued on Page 13" !Pi -v--J.I Ir (lJlbr Pwffl P!Joppr '-~ I PARKSIDE UNION 10:11I am - 4:00 pm • Jube Jells • licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Pep perm jnt Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starllte Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocol ate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Carl bbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls • Carob Raisins • Carob Pea nuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunil ower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Ball • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins . • Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked- Almonds whole .SPECIAL WEEK OF DEC. 12TH 25% OFF CINNAMON BWs - t t. •• GO ---- _.- --- Parkside food Service at The ParksidC! Union , ., invite you to attend.•• UW-PARKSIDE'S ANNUAL CHmS SPARlY THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15 - 11:00 am-l:00 pm UNION DINING ROOM • FREE COOKIES, CAKE, COFFEE & PuNCH PLUS ...SPECIAL CHRISTMAS DINNER , . • CARVED BAKED HAM WITH FRUIT SAUCE • ESCALLOPED OR SWEET POTATOES • ASPARAGUS SPEARS OR CAULIFLOWER • SPICED CRABAPPLE • GINGERBREAD & WHIPPED TOPPING • COMPLIMENTARY WINE OR PUNCH Only 5289 MERRY , -"'"CHRISTMAS ~ ......~~ and a HAPPY NEW YEARl . ---. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 13, December 8, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1983-12-08 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System controversy