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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document SOC toys with Christmas spirit by Jennie Tunldeicz News Editor This Christmas there will be something under the tree for needy Racine and Kenosha children due to the efforts of concerned people at Parkside. SOC (Student Organization Council) has been sponsoring an on-campus drive for toys in conjunction with Kenosha's Mayor John Bilotti and the Racine Toys for Tots program. Parkside's toy drive will end Dec. 9. New or used toys can be placed in barrels that have been set in various locations on campus, such as in „the Ranger office, outside the Level 1 Library entrance, outside the cafeteria and in the SOC office. The barrels are wrapped in Christmas paper and labeled "To the children of Racine and Kenosha." Unfortunately, more garbage has been getting into the barrels than toys, which may be because the barrels are lined with garbage bags to protect the toys. "The barrels are not being used for what they are supposed to be used for. We wanted to get lids for the barrels but that may take some time. People are starting to bring in toys as Christmas get closer," said Valerie Olson, SOC pres ident. A skating party was held at Skatetown to help bring in more toys. People who brought toys to the party could skate free. Only about 15 p eople attended the skating party, but according to Olson a tremendous amount of toys were collected that evening. Mayor Bilotti prompted the development of the toy drive when he contacted SOC and requested Parkside's participation in obtaining toys for children who would otherwise be without this Christmas. SOC the n contacted Racine's Toys for Tots program to see if Parkside could also help in Racine. After the toys are collected on campus they will be brought to the Mayor's office in Kenosha and to the Racine Toys for Tots center where they will be distributed to children in need. Aside from gathering toys, SOC and Parkside's Food Services worked together to raise money for the toy program by offering special meals on Nov. 10, 11, 17 and 18. Food Services donated 25 cents for every special meal sold on those dates. The program raised $50 which will be divided between Racine and Kenosha for toys. Olson said that SOC d ecided to get involved in the program because it would promote unity within the organization, as well as aiding the community. She expressed great thanks to those who have taken part in the toy drive so far and she urges people to bring in more toys before Dec. 9. "Keep in mind the economic problems facing people this year and how it would be if your children would be without toys this Christmas", said Olson. ! INSIDE... \SUFAC begins I budgeting \ Accent on Enrichment announces season Jazz Ensemble cuts album "Hold Me" to open Grenada perspective examined Ranger photos by Dave McEvoy (Above) Heritage food service manager Pat Nora gives SOC pre sident Valerie Olson a *50 check on behalf of Parkside's efforts to help the needy during the Christmas season. SOC s upplied drop-off cans (right) for people to donate toys for children. Changes considered in admissions/advising policy by J ennie Tunldeicz News Editor Some minor changes have been made by the Academic Policy Committee in the tentative admissions/ advising policy proposal, which may appear on the agenda of the late fall Faculty Senate meeting as an informational report. The proposed special advising program, which is the heart of the admissions proposal, and the possible establishment of an admissions committee are the two recent proposal changes. APC has also presented the Dean of Faculty and the CCGE (Coordinating Council on General Education) with questions and comments concerning additions to the admissions/advising proposal. A special sub-committee of CCGE was established to look at the question of special advising in relation to the admissions/advising proposal. According to Eugene Norwood, APC chairman, the committee is interested in an outline of what an advising program might look like and how it would operate at Parkside. Arthur Dudycha, sub-committee chairman, feels the goals for a special advising program are "to improve the quantity and quality of advising for students." "Most students, I feel, get no advising and are left to their own resources. Advising should be done at an early stage and students should be helped to set their own career goals," said Dudycha. The initial foundation for the advising program has been set, according to Dudycha. The proposal would establish some type of centralized advising center that would include faculty and staff (special training might be required) and students would receive advising until they have declared a major or an area of interest. The special advising proposal is still in the working stages but it should be presented to CCGE before Jan. 15 and could possibly be functioning by f all 1984, according to Dudycha. He added that the subcommittee will soon be directly addressing {the questions raised by APC as well as finalizing some major points on their proposal. APC raised some questions to the Dean of Faculty and CCGE. Admissions cut off and procedures are one of APC's concerns. If the tentative proposals were implemented, a fairly early cut-off date for admissions applications would be necessary if th e policy is to function properly; . APC asked if the campus would be willing to set a cut-off date and enforce it, and also how might the new admissions/advising pro cedure function? If the admissions policy is passed, APC recommends that an admissions committee be established to review certain students that may be placed in the deferred category. APC asked three questions about deferred admissions and committee establishment. Would enough student applications be denied admission to justify a special deferred admission category? Can an admissions committee function on campus and what might be an appropriate timetable? What, if any, might be a more appropriate way to deny admission to those who cannot benefit from college work and still take in account the sj)ecial needs of ce rtain students and how might this work? These questions will be deajt with by the Dean of Faculty and CCGE but no responses have been reported to date. If t he Faculty Senate reacts positively to the tentaive admissions/ advising proposals, it will be revised and submitted to the Faculty Senate for action in the spring. Thursday, December 1, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 12, No. 12 2 Thursday, December 1,1983 RANGER I'LL SEE THAT AND RAISE YOU OUR. CHILDREN'S CHILDREN'S C HILDREN'S CHILDREN'S C HILDREN'S JkCWDMV/ AL SUFAC works on preliminary budgets SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee), a standing committee of Parkside's student government, is nearing completion of preliminary budgeting of the 17 various campus areas it annualy funds. The committee, which currently consists of five student government senators (one senate seat is open) and two students elected at large, has approved 14 of its 17 b udgets. The Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. budget has been continuously tabled since its first presentation on Nov. 17 while the Ranger and the Union have not yet been processed. Current SUFAC members are: (Senators) Bill Grindeland, Paul Johnson, Carol Kazarian, Scott Peterson and Steve Schreiner; the two students at large are Pat Hensiak and Ken Meyer. Of the 14 budget areas preliminary completed, only two-Parkside Activities Board (PAB) and Peer Support-have been cut from the organization's original request. November 15 After setting the budget schedule for the next few weeks on Nov. 7, the committee began preliminary deliberations on Nov. 15. The first budget presented, the Union Debt Service, was approved at 190,500 on a Grindeland/Schreiner motion. The Child Care Colter's request for $20,855 was approved on a Grindeland/ Kazarian motion. SUFAC also approved its own operating budget of $660 on a Kazarian/ Grindeland motion. November 17 The Thursday, Nov. 17 SUFAC meeting turned into a three-hour marathon session with five budgets discussed-two of which were reduced and one which was tabled. The Athletics budget request of $58,083 was approved on a Kazarian/ Peterson motion after the first motion for approval failed to receive a second before more discussion. The approved motion contained a stipulation that if any fencing money wait unused, SUFAC would be notified before any of that money was spent. The $44,419 budget request for Intramurals was passed on a Schreiner/Kazarian motion. After a brief recess, Peer Support's $4624 budget request was discussed by the committee. A J ohn-, son/Grindeland motion to approve the budget at $4310 faile d when a motion to call the question failed on a 0-5-2 vote. The Kazarian/Peterson motion to approve $4369 (a $255 cut) later passed. The next budget to be presented- -PSGA's-met with the most discussion and has yet to pass the preliminary budgeting stage. A Johnson- /Peterson motion to approve the $15,810.41 re quest failed on a 4-2 vote because a two-thirds majority vote is necessary. A Kazarian/Grindeland motion for $11,849.17 brought about discussion on the possibility of setting aside a special meeting for onetime only capital expense purchases. The committee tabled the PSGA budget on a Peterson/Johnson motion after a vote to call the question on the $11,849.17 budget figure failed. A Meyer/Grindeland motion to approve the PAB budget request of $51,860 failed on a 1-5-1 vote. After more discussion, a Schreiner/Peterson motion to approve the budget at $49,360 passed on a 5-1-1 vote. A proposed amendment to set Dec. 9 as a meeting time for discussing special capital expenditure requests failed after Meyer called the question on the issue. November 18 A motion the next day to reopen the tabled PSGA budget at $11,- 849.17 passed unanimously. A la ter motion to approve the budget at that figure failed on a 0-4-1 vote. The committee unanimously approved the Housing budget request of $33,725. SUFAC also unanimously approved the budget requests of t he Student Activities Office ($97,548) and the Student Health Center ($67,524). SUFAC again discussed the separation of special capital expenditures requests from overall budgets. The committee agreed that such a separation would not take place. Discussion again resumed on the tabled PSGA budget. Meyer/Hensiak moved to approve the PSGA budget at $11,636.29; the motion failed on a 2-4 vote. Peterson/Johnson moved to approve the original PSGA bu dget request of $15,810.41. After discussion, the motion failed 4-2 with Meyer bang noted a voting opposed. After a brief recess, a Peterson/ Grindeland motion to approve the PSGA budget at $14,441 failed on a 4-1-1 vote with Meyer noted as opposed. The PSGA budget was then unanimously voted tabled. November 22 The Student Activities Building budget request of 4800 was unanimously approved at the Nov. 22 SUFAC meeting. The Business Service/ Accounting budget request of $7700 was also unanimouly approved. A Grindeland/Johnson motion to approve the PSGA budget request of $15,810.41 was objected to by Hensiak after Grindeland called the question. The motion to call the question passed 5-2, but the motion to approve the budget failed on a 4- 3 vote. Discussion followed concerning a suggestion by Assistant Chancellor Cala Stoffle that the PSGA budget request be approved with the stipulation that student government members show interest and knowledge before July 1 about the proposed IBM computer capital expenditure request that drew the majority of the criticism of the overall PSGA budget. The committee agreed to further discuss the issue. November 29 The Student Organization Council (SOC) budget request of $24,7 45 was unanimously approved by SUFAC on Nov. 29. The Homecoming/ Winter Carnival budget request of $6425 was also approved unanimously. Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor John Kovatic Feature Editor Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor Michael Kailas Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Janice Chase, Carl Chernouski, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Mary Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Kenayl-Marie Linn, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Jill Whitney Nielsen, Dick Oberbruner, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb. Eichhotn, Todd Herbst, Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Shafiq, Karen Trandel, Gary Zalokar. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside. Box No. 2000. Kenosha, Wis. 53141. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. Letter to the Editor PSGA budget items are questionable To the Editor; As budgeting time approaches, we thought you might like to know what good old reliable P.S.G.A is doing for you. To increse their already incredible efficiency, they have budgeted for some items essential for representing the student viewpoint, of which they are completely unaware. These items include a $3500 IBM computer, a refrigerator, a telephone-answering machine and yet another desk. Personally, we would love our own personal computer, and God forbid that our beer should get cold. Among the other budget requests under the heading of salaries is a secretarial position paying $4 an hour. Gee, it must be a real privilege to work for P.S.G.A., since most student workers only receive minimum wage. And finally the infamous P.S.G.A. newsletter-we all missed it this year, but definitely not because it wasn't talked about. Too bad i t was all talk. Boy are we glad P.S.G.A. is working for us and not against us. Anonymous. Write a Letter to the Editor RANGER 3 Thursday, December 1,1983 Social Science Roundtable Profs need political action UC challenges raising drinking age The United Council of University of Wisconsin Student Governments has taken the first step in a possible court challenge to recently approved higher drinking age legislation. The statewide student lobby group, in Oshkosh Saturday for their monthly executive board meeting, voted overwhelmingly to endorse research for a possible lawsuit that would challenge the constitutionality of Wisconsin's new 19 year old drinking age, scheduled to take effect July 1, 1984. United Council Legislative Affairs Director Brian Schimming said that the legal research will be conducted by Madison attorney Peter Peshek of the Dewitt, Sundby, Huggett & Schumacher law firm, which has been retained by the Tavern League of Wisconsin. Schimming said that "It is unfortunate that the legislature and the governor acted under intense political pressure from various lobby groups to deny some citizens their rights. We th ink that this is a dangerous and regressive precedent to set, particularly in a progressive state like Wisconsin." "What we are really looking to determine here is this: Is it really legal to appoint 18 year olds second- class citizens in this state? Is it constitutional for the legislature to say that 18 y ear olds are adults when it comes to getting married, signing contracts, voting, going to war, and other lifetime responsibilities, but not to have a beer?" That is what we are questioning here." Schimming added that a final decision whether to go ahead will be made when the research phase is done in mid-December. Accent on Enrichment series features popular entertainment by Karl Dixon "Do we (college faculty members) need political action?," asked Professor David Jarret during the Social Science Roundtable last Monday, "the answer is of course yes", he replied. According to Jarret, who is the head of the faculty political action committee at U—W Green Bay, political action is not a new event in the University of Wisconsin system. "From the time of LaFollette to the time of McCarthy, the universities have always been political footballs," he said. Now, though, Jarret thinks that the main aim of government is to remove resources from the university system. "Universities have beThe "best" Broadway play of 1982, "Master Harold and the Boys," featuring its Tony-award winning best actor, will headline the 1984 Accent on Enrichment series at Parkside. Other attractions on the popular entertainment series which is in its seventh season include the Joffrey II ballet company, which opens the season Monday, Jan. 30; "Master Harold" on Sunday, Feb. 19; the Soviet Emigre Orchestra, featuring Lazar Gosman, on Monday, March 5; and Weekley and Arganbright, duo pianists, on Saturday, April 7. Sponsors say the series was booked later than usual this year-with all four performances during the second semester-in order to obtain the attractions at a cost that would insure the affordability of the series to the public. "The cost of everything is going up, especially quality performing come a parasite on the body politic," he said. The community dislikes public universities for two main reason, he said. The upper class thinks that graduates of the public institution deprive upper class private school graduates the jobs that they rightly deserve. "Citizens beleive that the universities push people into values that they deplore. They think that we teach that abortion is good, Christianity is bad, patriotism is bad. They never see that we make students justify these opinions-why is this good or bad," he said. These opinions, Jarret feels, has resulted in a decay of the base of the support of the university. The groups," said series coordinator Walt Shirer. "By waiting until the - tour schedules are basically filled in, we can get better prices. Agents will deal and prices for quality attractions are lowered, and the affordability of e ntertainment of this calibre becomes possible," he said. The cost of this year's series is $29.50 plus $2 tax and handling. All performances are at 8 p.m. in Parkside's Communication Arts Theater, which seats 680. Tic kets can be ordered by mail through coupons that will be appearing in newspaper ads (including this issue of Ranger) or by phone or in person at the Union Information Center, 553- 2345. "Master Harold" will feature Zakes Mokae, who won last year's Tony Award for his portrayal of Sam in the work which critics universally acclaimed as the best play of the Broadway season. Its playremedy to this situation is political action of some kind. The two primary methods under consideration are the union and the political action committee (PAC). Jarret favors the political action committee. "It's cheaper and it is closer to the professional mode", he said. The PAC can do a number of things, Jarret feels. It can make the visibility of th e endeavor greater. It can get people, mainly politicians, on the campus. It can give faculty members greater access to politicians and make their opinions on issues more clear. And, it will improve faculty morale. "The quality in the classroom suffers when the morale of the faculty is low, like it is now", Jarret concluded. wright, Athol Fugard, is called "the most urgent and indispensable playwright in theater" by Newsweek's Jack Kroll. Other critics were equally efusive in their praise. "Stunning, a perfect work of art," said Douglas Watt of the New York Daily News. The Wall Street Journal called it "electrifying... incomparable theater experience." Clive Barns of the New York Post acclaimed it "a triumph and unforgettable." Joffrey H, the season opener, consists of the most talented young dancers from the famous Joffrey Company, which has come to define ballet excellence and beauty in this country. The 12-member Joffrey II ensemble is both an intense competitive training round and a showcase for Joffrey stars of tomorrow. The Soviet Emigre Orchestra and its director and concertmaster Lazar Gosman, former music director of the renowned Leningrad Chamber Orchestra, is hailed as one of the world's finest chamber orchestras. The orchestra, which made its debut season in 1979 in the major concert halls of America and abroad, is made up of recently arrived Soviet emigre musicians from the Moscow and Leningrad Philharmonic and Chamber Orchestras, the Bolshoi and Kirov Theaters and other outstanding Soviet musical organizations. The New York Times found Gosman's playing "luxuriant, almost voluptuous and irresistible." "Wonderful lucidity, pure effervescence" was the way the Washington Star described the orchestra. Weekley and Arganbright, a husband- wife team, have repeatedly been called America's finest one piano, four-hand duo. At the international Dvorak Festival, Newsweek magazine wrote, "They played with almost a religious fervor." London Daily Telegraph said they "bring a breath of fresh air to the concert stage." In Vienna, the leading critic called their concert "the ideal example of a master performance." Discussion on Brahms Johannes Brahms, the famed German composer, will be the subject of a talk by Professor Frank Mueller of the Music Discipline on Monday, Dec. 5, from 1 to 2 p.m. in Communication Arts 105. There will also be performances of Brahms' music by Linda Randelzhofer, clarinet; Nancy Kaprelian, soprano; and Ronnie Shaff, piano. Celebrations and observances of the 150th anniversary of Brahms' birth are taking place throughout the world this year. Brahms is regarded as the leading composer of romantic symphonies, concertos and chamber music. There is a display on Brahms on Level I of the Library. The program is being sponsored by t he Library/ Learning Center. Poetry /music A poetry reading and music program will be held tonight (Dec. 1) in the Union Square from 8 to 11 p.m. Admission is free. Poetry will be read by four people, and the music will be provided by Terry Sexton, an Irish and contemporary folk singer, and the blues band, Terminal Blues. Everyone is invited to attend. Do something worthwhile... Join the Ranger Stop in the Ranger office, WLLC D139, -rtf .-fflf... . v <i M h i " • •• •* " " " "* «•» n « • '•'« 4 Thursday, December 1,1983 Grenada: a personal, cultural perspective by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor Grenada was the topic of a recent discussion led by Esrold Nurse, Assistant Director of Student Development.. Nurse was born in Trinidad, an island in the Caribbean close to Grenada. Although he is not a scholar on the subject, he feels he can add a cultural perspective to the Grenada topic because he was raised in that area. He feels he can speculate on what kinds of f eelings are generating in the Caribbean, how the Grenada situation will affect the area and what kind of implications the situation may have in the area. Nurse outlined the history of t he countries in the Caribbean to aid in the understanding of the people who live there, how diverse they are and how these factors affect the current events in Grenada. Most of these islands were discovered during the 17th century by Christopher Columbus in the name of Spain. The islands changed hands rapidly and became colonies of Fr ance, Great Britain, Spain and Holland. Cultures and languages were diverse in these colonies and the people were close to their respective Motherlands. Because of this diversity, Nurse feels it is difficult to catagorize these islands. Independence came for most of these islands in the 1950's and 1960's. "Post independence brought about a new era and a sense of wanting to have a hand in destiny and doing something for the good of a ll of the peoples of the respective islands, "Nurse said. The governments established on the independent islands were similar to those of their Mother countries. Grenada gained it's independence from Great Britain in the early 1970's. The prevalent source of income for most of the Caribbean countries is tourism and agricultural products, such as sugar and yams. The people in the West In dies are very practical, selfish, to an extent, and they are also very country opinionated, according to Nurse. Grenada is a small, mountainous island with beautiful beaches and the people are very friendly and practical. Eric Gehring was the Primier of Grenada before independence and was elected Prime Minister after independence. "Everyone thought from the outside that everything was going well in Grenada. Tourists could go sit on the beaches and medical students came to Grenada without any problem and they were well treated. But what about the 110,000 people, and what did they get? No one is Esrold Nurse dicusses recent developments in Grenada. Econ 202 offered The economics program is offering a section of Economics 202 Principles of Macroeconomics) at an off campus location during the Spring semester. The course will meet at Gateway Technical Institute, Racine Campus, on Tuesdays from 6 p.m. to 8:45 p.m. The course is listed in the Spring 1984 course schedule. The instructor is William Rieber. ******************* J American Motorshow * * * * * * with JIM BRADLEY WRJN - 1400 AM 6:05-6:30 A.M. 3:30 - 4:00 P.M. MONDAY THRU FRIDAY * * * * * * "Everyone thought from the outside that everything was going well in Grenada... But what about the 110,000 people and what did they get? No one is concerned about that. concerned about that. As long as we can go and sit on the beach, develop corporations on the islands and pay the people only 10 cents an hour; no one says anything," said Nurse. Maurice Bishop, a lawyer educated in England, took over Grenada in a bloodless coup when the Prime Minister was away at a conference. "Bishop got support, probably from Cuba and Russia, and there were strings attached. He was very practical and you have to put yourself in that position. Wherever you can get support and hlep, why not? All the Grenadians wanted was help, and Bishop tried to get it. Grenadians like the Americans, but maybe the U.S. wouldn't help Bishop. Bishop wanted to solve Grenada's probelms)-how do we feed 110,000 people, how do we increase the per capita income and how do we avoid being exploited? There are alot of people starving in Grenada. So, we can see there are practical reasons that led to this," said Nurse. Nurse said that the Caribbean countries have tried to get together on issues in the past, but attempts have always failed. "The only thing we can get together on is a game of cricket, yet when something happens in Grenada, all of a sudden six countries meet and ask the US to get involved. That's just not the way how it happens in the Caribbean. Why wouldn't a country such as Trinidad, which is so close to Grenada, not get involved? This really makes me suspect that the countries did not approach the U.S. but the reverse is probably true," Nurse said. Nurse feels that the invasion was simply a show of force for the U.S. and a tactic to boost support for Reagan. "The situation in Beruit may be partly a catalyst (for the invasion of Grenada) because the people were more prepared for it," he added. He also feels that the medical students from the U.S. in Grenada were not in any danger. "What's going to happen now? What frightens me is what implications this might have on the area. This region may be further divided and any attempts at getting together will be even more difficult. Grenada and the other Caribbean countries will probably be more dependent on the U.S." concluded Nurse. Once Ober Easy Nuclear no-nos ******************* by Dick Oberbruner As J ohn Lennon once described the Beatles being more popular than God, so the threat of nuclear war hangs majestically over the power of Satan. There will be those who claim that if a nuclear tragedy occurs, the devil made them do it ("them" meaning those in the human race with the push-button authority of destruction). Yet, look at the holy wars through the years. Were those prompted by a satanic fear or as a campaign for the glory of G od? Current laws are made as deterrents to war to save people as a whole, not to save just the holy. These days, saving one's flesh transcends saving one's spirit. But what humans lack in international affection, they more than make up for in flesh. There's a camaraderie of skin that even amputees and the wounded can associate with. Day-to-day human life is goverened by day-to-day human life (as a rose is itself to the third power). Human spirit is goverened by fea r. We a re a "God-fearing race," and "we have nothing to fear by fear itself." There are those who are afraid of t he dark, allergic to radiation exposure and other awful things. Since we're still crazy after all these fears, why can't national paranoia be our national past-time? Can the unearthly powers, namely God and Satan, be driving us to the edge of sanity merely by our knowledge of their existence, or is the concept of "being" a joke played by Aristotle? Is the creative process out of co ntrol or is the nuclear era just another stage in technology? The "red" we are taught to associate with the fire of Hell, Thunderbird wine and Commies is as pitiful a comparison as saying we eat the yellow portion of a banana. As in Se nator McCarthy's time, the ongoing Communist scare is based on trustworthiness, not symbolic coloration. President Reagan trusts the Soviets as far as he can toss a hammer and a sickle. In turn, many Americans trust the President as far as they can throw a fit. Labor doesn't trust management, adults don't trust kids...ill feelings trickle down, up and sideways. The weapons build-up is like dirty dishes in a bachelor pad. How I hate to put eight hours in at work only to come home and fight the Russians. President Reagan's military budget closely resembles that of Parkside's athletic department. Certain areas receive more money because of the big man's playing favorites. What we need is a balanced attack, not one well-publicized interest. The world is seeing ignorance at its blissiest. Wake up one morning and pinch yourself. Then imagine being someone from another country-Russia, Japan, Nigeria-and pinch yourself. The same basic pain is experienced by al l people. People also cry, laugh and lovebut not evil, nasty, all-powerful governments. University of Wisconsin-Parkside 5 Thursday, December 1,1983 c^ccenj on, Enriclynciit Special AOE Student Sale at Affordable Prices... Enjoy four outstanding performances at half of what it would cost for a Broadway ticket to just one of them. Just $19 including tax and handling gives students a season of great theater, magnificent music and beautiful dance. That's about half the cost of one ticket to last season's best Broadway play--"Master Harold"-which AOE is presenting with its Tony Award-winning actor Zakes Mokae. And that's a $12.50 savings or 40% under the price for the general public. safe is for a limited block of seats in the 680-seat Communication Arts Theater, SO ACT NOW. Order your tickets NOW, using the attached coupon, at the Union Information Center and PICK THEM UP ANY TIME IN JANUARY. ID cards must be shown; limit of two season tickets per student. Pay by cash, check or MasterCharge. Treat yourself - and someone special - to a memorable holiday gift of wonderful entertainment and exceptional value. Joffrey II Dance Company Monday, Jan. 30 Joffrey II consists of the most talented young dancers from the acclaimed Joffrey company, which has come to define ballet excellence and beauty in this country. The 12-member Joffrey II ensemble is both an intense, competitive training ground and a showcase for Joffrey stars of tomorrow. The Soviet Emigre Orchestra/Lazar Gosman Monday, March 5 This acclaimed orchestra, and its director/concertmaster Lazar Gosman, former music director of the renowned Leningrad Chamber Orchestra, is comprised of recently-arrived Soviet emigre musicians from the Moscow and Leningrad Philharmonic and Chamber orchestras, the Bolshoi and Kirov Theaters and other outstanding Soviet musical organizations. Since its 1979 debut season in the major concert halls of America and abroad, the orchestra has captivated critics. "Wonderful lucidity, pure effervescence," Washington Star; "Gosman's playing was luxuriant, almost voluptuous and irresistible," N.Y. Times. Master Harold and the Boys Sunday, Feb. 19 The "best play of the 1982 Broadway season" comes to Kenosha and Racine, featuring its Tony Award-winning best actor, Zakes Mokae. The play has been called "stunning...a perfect work of art" by Douglas Watt, N.Y. Daily News; "electrifying...incomparable theater experience" by Edwin Wilson, Wall Street Journal; "a triumph and unforgettable" by Clive Barnes, N.Y. Post. Its playwright, Athol Fugard, is "the most urgent and indispensable playwright in theater," according to Jack Kroll, Newsweek magazine. Weekley and Arganbright, duo pianists Saturday, April 7 This internationally-acclaimed husband-wife team has been repeatedly called America's finest one piano, four-hand duo. At the international Dvorak Festival, Newsweek magazine said, "They played with almost a religious fervor." The Vienna Volksblat agreed: "The ideal example of a master performance, the two Americans received a stormy ovation." TO ORDERTAKE THIS COUPON TO UNION INFORMATION CENTER Make check or money order payable to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside W .Number of tickets at $19.00 ea. (tax and handling included) Enclose stamped self-addressed envelope with payment % Total amount enclosed • Charge my Master Charge A O C . N O . • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • E x p . D a t e . -Date. State .Zip. .Street Address. Phone^ • f I '* • -i Wr r i Thursday, December 1,1983 RANGER Club Events Jazz Ensemble album SNAP—UWM SNAP—UWM (Stu dent Nurses Association Parkside-UW Milwaukee) would like to congratulate the students who made it in to clinical for the Spring semester for a job well done. New c lass members are encouraged to join SNAP—UWM. Stethoscopes and other surgical supplies are being sold by SNAP— UWM Purc hasing forms are available in Nursing Lab in Tallent Hall or come to the meeting on Dec. 5 in Union 104. Orders are welcome from all Parkside students. UW-PAC The UW—PAC (Parkside Association for Professional Communicators) is sponsoring a trip to the Milwaukee County Museum to view the exhibit, "Sign, Symbol and Script." The group will be leaving the Union Bazaar at 11 a.m. on Saturday, Dec. 3. There will be $1.80 admission fee and transportation will be provided. The exhibit is an overview of the history of written communication and promises to be very interesting. All are welcome. Phi Gamma Nu Help us plan our Christmas party. Come to the general meeting on Dec. 5 Monday at 1 p.m. in Union 207. A s pecial Thank You to everyone who helped with the paper drive. ASPA ASPA will be sponsoring a raffle that will begin on Monday, Dec. 5—all members should pcik up their raffle tickets and prize lists on Friday, Dec. 2 at 1 p.m. in MOLN 128 or on Monday, Dec. 5 at 1 p.m. in MOLN 128. The raffle tickets will be sold for $1 each. There will be a prize for the ASPA member who sells the most tickets. Drawing for prizes will be Friday, Dec. 16 at 1 p.m. in the Union Bazaar. IVCF IVCF (InterVarsity Christian Fellowship) is having a talk on Moses. The speaker will be Pastor Ken Weddle, and will be held on Wednesday, December 7 at 1 p.m. in Moiinaro 107. If you have this time free and are interested, we encourage you to come and fellowship with us. DPMA The DPMA (Date Processing Management Association) announces a tour of the Electronic Data Processing Facilities of First Wisconsin, Milwaukee. The tour will take place Friday, Dec. 9 from 1 p.m. (departure) to 4:30 (return). Programming, training and operation areas will be viewed. This is an excellent opportunity for Information System majors to view their future work environment. Tour size is limited. For registration information, contact Marty Rheaume, John Enderle, Ellen Breitbach, Bob Quadracci or Professor George Kessling. The next DPMA meeting will be held Monday, Dec. 5 at 1 p.m. in Moiinaro 114. New members and non-members are welcome to attend. A s lide show will be presented on DPMA and it's functions. Hispanic Club The Hispanic Club will be holding a general meeting on Wednesday, Dec. 7 at 1 p.m. in Union 104. All students are welcome. Future activities will be discussed. For more information contact Teoby Gomez in WLLC D-175 (553- 2578). Stanley cancels Manfred Stanley, Parkside Honors Program visiting scholar for the fall semester, has cancelled his scheduled visit to Parkside this week due to illness. Stanley, a professor of sociology at Syracuse University, was scheduled to speak at a number of public lectures and appearances yesterday (Nov. 30) and today, and all of them have been cancelled. Geology colloquium Extinction and Evolution is the topic of the Geology Colloquium which will be presented by Dr. Peter Sheehan on Friday, Dec. 2 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. | I i MS • Urod* I. MIWI L\- 4 1 1 M A I N S T|. oer"}% 3 RACINT79WI I for Diamond* Y' Give someone you love something they'll love. Vahoovah II! released 15 Discount on Engagement and Wedding Ring Sets 10 % Discount on Wedding Rings and All Other Purchases with Student ID We feature /IRTQ1RVED Class Rings. Open Friday Evenings "Vahoovah H!" the second record album of the Parkside Jazz Ensemble I, under the direction of music professor Tim Bell, has just been released. "Vahoovah!," the title of the ensemble's first album recorded in 1979, is "what you think or say to swing those crazy eighth notes," says Bell. "Vahoovah II!" costs $6 and features a wide variety of jazz styles. It will be on sale soon at area record stores and at the Campus Book Store. Bell's award-winning ensembles have been consistent crowd-pleasers in the Kenosha-Racine area as well as on tours through Wisconsin and Illinois. In 1975, '78, '79 and *83 Jazz Ensemble I won "outstanding band" honors in the prestigious Midwest Jazz Festival at Elmhurst (111.) College. Two members of the current ensemble received individual awards for outstanding musicianship in the 1983 Elmhurst festival: Steve Jacob, of Kenosha, on tenor saxophone, and Tim Fox, of Racine, on trumpet, were selected as the Parkside Jazz Ensemble's outstanding musicians; and Fox was ranked second among the outstanding musicians of the entire festival. Fox received the honor based on his rendition of the standard "Once I Had a Secret Love" (on side two of the new album). Other members of the Jazz Ensemble I are: Woodwinds-Tim Urness (lead) of Burlington; Rex Rukavina, Gary Everett and Mike Mich, all of Kenosha. Trombones-Ken Eschmann (lead), Jon Klokow and Deb Floyd, all of Racine; Steve Girman, of Kenosha; and Bob Kammerman, of Milwaukee. Trumpets-Brian Franklin (lead), Eric Weiss and Mike Nelson, all of Racine; and John Murphy, of Kenosha. Rhythm-Dan Lizdas, piano, and Mike Gudbaur, acoustic bass, both of Racine; Chris Belhumeur, electric bass, and Scott Belhumeur, drums, both of Kenosha; and Mike Heberling, drums, of Sturtevant. The new album was produced by Jon Schoenoff, Parkside theater manager, and recorded in a Milwaukee studio last May. Bell is an associate professor of woodwinds and jazz at Parkside. He earned his undergraduate and graduate degrees in music from North Texas State University where he performed for the famed One O'Clock Lab Band for five years, including serving as graduate student director and lead alto saxophonist for two years. Bell has played with name bands and top entertainers throughout the nation. In October, he performed with the Wisconsin All-Star Jazz Band at an event in Fond du Lac that featured jazz gr eats Dizzy Gillespie and Freddie Hubbard. Since coming to Parkside in 1975, Bell has appeared with the Milwaukee Symphony, as well as with many classical ensembles in southeastern Wisconsin. Print collection on display "British Printmakers," a collection of prints by ten noted artists with British orientations whose works explore a wide range of moods, tones and artistic styles, is on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Thursday, Dec. 15. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. on Tuesday and Wednesday. The traveling collection was assembled by Edward Bernstein, professor of printmaking and head of the print program at the University of Arkansas at Fayetteville. Bernstein is an American artist who taught for over two years at the University of Oxford in England, where he met numerous printmakers, some of them native Britains, others Americans living abroad. While working and traveling in England, Bernstein began organizing the "British Printmakers" collection, in which he is a featured artist. Bernstein's prints and paintings have won a number of awards in juried exhibitions including purchase awards at the Alabama Works-on-Paper exhibition and the Prints, Drawings and Crafts exhibition in Little Rock, Arkansas. His work has been exhibited nationally and in England and is featured in numerous collections, including those in many U.S. e mbassies as well as in the Ulster Museum of Art in Ireland and the Arkansas Art Center in Little Rock. The other printmakers in the collection are: Norman Ackroyd, a Britishborn artist and master of "aquatint," in which he uses brused acid on copper to depict landscapes of Welsh and Scottish hills. Peter Ford, a Britist artist who describes his work as "a slightly devious and indirect process of printmaking...Nearly all my subject matter is studio-bound invention of random moments of observation recreated." Ford's work has won many awards in Britain, Spain, the U.S. and Korea. Michael Gabriel, a Massachusetts- born freelance graphic artist who often works in the film industry in London, painting backdrops for animations. Gabriel is a "figurative" painter and printmaker whose work depicts commonplace events and people. Chris Jennings, a native of Oxford, who says photography has played a key role in the development of his ideas as a printmaker. His work evolves from his observations of the British landscape. Wind Ensemble to perform m Works by Louis Jean Brunelli and Gordon Jacob will highlight the two concerts by the 40-piece Parkside Wind Ensemble, conducted by music professor Mark Eichner. The first concert will be at 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 7, in the large study hall at Salem Central High School; the second will be at 8 p.m. on Thursday, Dec. 8, in Parkside's Communication Arts Theater. Admission to each concert is $1 for students and $2 for the general public. The concerts will feature Brunelh's "Essay for Cyrano," based on Edmond Rostand's romantic drama, "Cyrano de Bergerac." Brunelli's piece "caputures the spirit of Cyrano in. a delightful work for band," Eichner said. "It is a symphonic poem that i? an. intensely. personal work, yet it communicates its message in terms that are at once baroque, romantic and contemporary." Also to be performed is Jacob's "Salute to American," which, Eichner said, "musically depicts the sacrifices of Americans during times of war, as well as the energy, vitality and cheerfulness of the American people." Jacobs was among the first composers to write serious works for band. Norman Dello Joio's "From Every Horizon (A Tone Poem for New York)" will also be performed. The work creates a series of moods that are an evocation of New York City. Also featured will be Clifton Williams' "Symphonic Dance No. 2,". subtitled "The Maskers,"" an ele- *ty). • gant dance piece; an Italian concert march by Julius Fucik, which features a trumpet solo in a delicate march setting; and selections from historical periods including a transcription of J.S. Bach's "Prelude and Fugue in F Minor," and selected music for woodwinds by Ludwig von Beethoven. Vets counseling All types of counseling for Vietnam- era veterans are currently available at Youth and Family Services, 351$ 60th St., Kenosha. Peer group and family counseling are just two of the types available. Funding is available for Vietnam veterans. Fo» more information, call 654-3566 (843 -2257 ip the coun-» [FACTORY Huge Quantities of Bargain Books At Unbelievable Prices Nfw York Times Best Seller — Hardback 30% Off New York Times \ Best Seller — Paperback 25% Off, by Sarah Uhlig This is the first year that there is a Dramatic Arts major at Parkside. In the past, dramatic arts was just booked onto another department. Many different types of people get involved in the dramatic arts program. The last production, "I Am A Camera," had about 35 students who contributed to it, but they were not necessarily all dramatic arts majors or minors. Many students, who are not taking any dramatic arts classes, get involved in productions. Professor Leon Van Dyke, head of the dramatic arts program, feels that more people around the university should realize that the department is for the whole university and not just for its majors. "I think that most schools face the problem that people think they have to be a theater major or they have to be taking a lot of theater classes to even be in a production," said Professor Judy Tucker Snyder, "which is not true." Auditions are open to any students taking one or more drama credits. What to expect at an audition depends on the show. The audition may be with or without prepared material, or it may even be nonverbal, in which an improvisation is asked. "I think that it's a real experience to go through an audition," said Professor Skelly Warren, "even if o ne doesn't want to be in the play. Hopefully they are done in a non-threatening manner so the people feel fairly comfortable." There are many career opportunities for the people who do major in Dramatic Arts. Professor Snyder feels that if people are realistic about what is available to them, there is a good future. "They can't all be famous actors," said Professor Snyder, "but there are numerous other opportunities in theater, such as a theatrical lawyer, stage manager, publicity, costumes, sets, lights and technical jobs." "Most people start out wanting to be an actor," said Skelly, "because that is the most visible person in the theater. It is a long road to becoming an actor and it takes a lot of perseverence, discipline and drive. There are very few people who are overnight successes. Many of the people who are known as overnight successes have been working for many years before they finally make it. A good example of this is Eddie Murphy, who worked for years before he finally was a big success." Another important idea that Professor Van Dyke brought up is that many people think that professional actors or directors don't come from Kenosha or Racine, but actually many have come from there. "One of the best American actors ever was Frederic March, who came from Racine," he said. "And a hot TV property, Daniel J. Travanti, was born in Kenosha. Jack Benny was from Waukegan. "A lot of times they are from small departments where they have been introduced to a lot of t he various facets of the theater," said Van Dyke. " It's very important for the people to realize that what happens here (at Parkside) is as serious as what happens anywhere for those people who really aim to be artists." There are also many teaching opportunities available for those who wish to dedicate their professional lives to this facet of the dramatic arts. Hie faculty at Parkside are professional in their orientation, with years of experience in all aspects of the theater. Van Dyke has a PhD from Wayne State University in Detroit. Prior to coming to Parkside, he was on the directing faculty at Northwestern University. He's been at Parkside for three years. "I came here because this looked like it had a chance to have something built fresh," he said, "and a program that could serve many diverse types of people." Snyder has a masters' of Fine Arts from the University of Portland. She's been teaching for eight years. She was attracted to Parkside's growing program because it seemed to give her an opportunity to expand the courses being taught here. She is a costume designer, but likes to do a lot of other things, such as directing children's theater and teaching classes. Warren has a major in speech with an option in theater from the University of Houston and a graduate degree in design from Northwestern. He came to Parkside because it i f Hold Me A reaglr abber "Hold Me!", a wacky comedy by nationally syndicated cartoonist Jules Feiffer, is the fall dramatic arts studio production at Parkside. Performances are on two consecutive weekends, Friday and Saturday, Dec. 2 and 3, at 8 p.m., Sunday, Dec. 4, at 2 p.m. and Friday and Saturday, Dec. 9 and 10, at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Studio Theater. The play, directed by Parkside dramatic arts adjunct professor Russ Tutterow, is set in a modern New Wave-style ba r and discoteque and is composed of about 80 brief comedy sketches that depict young people "trying to relate to each other and revealing themselves as recognizably insecure," Tutterow said. Feiffer, whose far-out cartoons have been syndicated nationally for more than 30 years, focuses on human relationships in contemporary society and on the desire to be honest and open about what many of us seem to secretly want. "Feiffer says, for example, that ^ we want to be.^pss lonely, less,, isolated, and less frightened," Van Dyke said. "He gives us other instances in which we want to be more adult, more sophisticated and more sane." Cast members are Robert Cash, Julian Brown, Rhonda Gerolmo, Ernestine Weisinger, Linda Springer and Steve Orth, Kenosha; and Lori Minetti and John Miskulin, Racine. Marilyn Stasio, writing in Cue Magazine, described Feiffer's work as a "lively, laugh-filled revue," while Walter Kerr, writing for the "New York Times," described the play as "chemically pure, perfectly proportioned, out of its mind and devastatingly funny." Because of limited seating, reservations are suggested and can be made by calling 553-2581 or 553- 2345. Advance tickets, available at the Campus Union Information Center, are $2.50 for senior citizens and UW-P students, faculty and staff and $3.50 for the general public. Tickets at the door are $3 and H Lori Minneti prepares for "Hold Me." is exactly the kind of school at which he got his training. They are all very excited about the program and feel it has many possibilities. They are happy and proud that there is a new Dramatic Arts major; but more important, they want everyone to know that the department is for every student on campus, not just the majors. And they really welcome anyone. Van Dyke s aid, "Dramatic Arts is the most liberating of all the arts in that anybody from any discipline can find their own interest and find DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 12 0th Ave. KENOSHA. W l 53 142 (l-94-Hy. 50) 857-2337 Every N ew B ook & Paperback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of Books — Large S election o f Sc i- Fiction F antasy ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! a way to use that interest within the theater. "If somebody is a historian, lots of t imes we do historical plays. We run our lights off an Apple Computer. We're using c omputing to manipulate the textures, colors and intensities of light on the stage. "I really think that any major at the university can come to the dramatic arts program and find a way to exploit, involve and exercise their own particular specialty and interest and maybe find some new ones that they didn't know existed within themselves." fr.'H-*' ' *' • ; " RANGER 7 Thursday, December 1,1983 Dramatic Arts a major interest 8 Thursday, December 1,1983 RANGER So It Goes A Week at the Park Big countries' world There is a certain depression that comes a fter the Thanksgiving holiday. Along with the joint realizations that: 1) the four papers I scheduled for the weekend didn't even approach completion; and 2) the last weeks of the semester will require a quadrupling of effort to maintain a respectable GPA, the Monday following the great Turkey day (no, I'm not talking about the communications department), is usually one for sober reflection. However, I prefer drunken reflection. So here it goes. •••••••• Quite a substantial portion of the week was spent watching large amounts of sex a nd violence. That's right. I was watching MTV. What, I found myself asking time and time again, happened to the 'new wave?' What I mean is, once upon a time there was a group in England called Generation X. No more. Generation X mutated to Gen X and finally lead singer/songwriter Billy Idol discovered America. Or rather, the great Yankee dollar. Not that there's anything wrong with money. Hell, I love it as much as the next greedy capitalist scum. But it just seems th at whenever musicians get a whiff of the old green gourmand, they go haywire. Now our Billy seems as interested in his music as Manilow. Neat videos are where it's at. With, of course, the usual smatterings of sex and violence. So what is killing off the 'new wave?' Where are the Jam when we need them most? Frightened off by the visions of the great rock 'n' roB behemoths slowly plodding on their merry way years after they outlived their relevance, Paul Weller called it quits. Psycho Babble The Clash are still with us, but as one astute commentator mentioned, one must be amused by the obvious conflict between their method and their modus operandi. The war-cry of '77 was " To hell with the establishment." But the warriors of Brixton now find themselves part of the establishment. One of the best albums of the late seventies was by an obscure group called Duran Duran. Blondie discovered Funk. Adam Ant lasted even shorter than most. The Damned hang on in blissful obscurity. The Stranglers are cashing in their senior citizen checks. So what is left on the beach after the 'new wave'--a wonderfully American catch-all phrase-has come and gone? •••••••• There is U2. And on the horizon lies the new 'new wave' of The Alarm, Aztec Camera and Big Country. The focus has shifted since the punk revolution. The social relevancies have made room for a more 'natural' conception of the state of human nature. U2, led by lead singer Bono, portrays a 'non-political' vision of human emotions. They describe the struggle for normality in a world of violence, with many of their foci pertaining to their homeland of Northern Ireland. Criticized by the British press for being "too Christian," U2 eventually found their niche with the albums "Pornography," "Boy," and "War." The sound is crisp and precise and the effect is powerful. Limited radio success with New Year's Day and Sunday Bloody Sunday led to a larger audience and recent MTV playlisting is lending to the group's current popularity. But popular or not, U2 has always delivered fresh imaginative music when most other new groups stuck with the synthetic computer sound of 'techno-pap.' •••••••• And in the last year the new groups on the British scene have managed to forge a ' new' direction amidst the ever-easy-listening airwaves of modern Europe. Hailing from Scotland, ex-Skids sidekick Stewart Adamson formed Big Country and was p romptly ignored by the Brit press. Probably for not being political /different/ English enough. With U2's producer, Steve Lillywhite, the band brought out their first album, "The Crossing," after several popular UK singles. The album, though flawed in areas, was excellent and the subsequent American tour is still in progress. Aztec Camera's romantic folk /rock fusion was mainly the product of the pen of Roddy Frame. Frame, who Elvis Costello calledthe best songwriter of 1983, wrote and arranged the Camera's first album, "High Land, Hard Rain." The sound was softer than Big Country's, and at times threatened to digress into 'Holiday Inn Easy Rock', but for Frame's biting lyrics. And finally, The Alarm. Probably the most popular of the trio in the UK, they remain the least known in America, where their mini-album was not exactly an immediate success. However, the scheduled year-end release of their first stateside album should boost the following for these powerful Welsh rockers. •••••••• Well, that felt better. Look out for these groups, 'cause they're going to hit it big over here sooner or later. The "newest wave" of British rock contains all the potency of the last, but will probably turn out to be more accessible. Sophie's Choice? Chicago Brass! by Kendy Marie Linn Welcome, campers to another Week at the Park. This week's PAB-sponsored movie will be "Sophie's Choice". This fine first run movie will be shown today at 3: 30, on Friday at 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.m., and on Sunday at 7:30 .m. Admission is one dollar, and the movie is rated R. ••••••• If all your money is going for Christmas presents for the folks, you might be interested in this week's free video, "Blues Summit in Chicago." This video will be shown today and Friday in Union Square at 1 p.m. Can't beat a freebie! A workshop in "Technique and Explaining Tilings" which was to be held at 3:30 p.m. by Prof. Manfred Stanley of Syracuse University, has been cancelled due to illness. ••••••• A music/poetry fest will take place tonight at 8 p.m. in Union Square. Admission is free, and everyone is welcome. • • • • * * • This week's foreign film is "Allegro Non Troppo". This will be shown on Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday; the only seats th at remain are for the Sunday 2 p. m. showing. ••••••• If you're interested in seeing a play this weekend, you're in luck. This Friday and Saturday the Fine Arts division will be putting on the play Hold Me" in Comm Arts Studio B. Tickets are available at the Fine Arts division office. There will also be a matinee performance on SunMore precious than gold itself... by Rick Luehr WeU, here it is, the start of the Christmas shopping season. Stores are filled to the brim with shoppers scrambling to get the best deals on gifts. There is one gift in particular that seems to be extremely popular. It's so popular in fact that people are lining up as early as 5 a.m. or, in some cases, even sleeping overnight in the store's parking lot in order to get one. And when the doors are opened, people almost trample each other in order to get one. - What, you may well ask, is this wondrous gift? Is it the Ronco Home Diamond Making Kit? Is it the Sure Fire Nuclear Freeze Kit? No. It's, are you ready, the, brace yourself, Cabbage Patch Kids! What the hell, you may be asking yourself, are the Cabbage Patch Kids? Well, I'll tell you. The Cabbage Patch Kids are dolls. But not ordinary dolls. The Cabbage Patch Kids come with real adoption papers so that you, or your child, can be the parents of your own cloth and stuffing bundle of joy. Neat, huh? Well worth risking your life over in my book. I can just see a beaming child on Christmas morning. "Oh mommy, a Cabbage Patch Kid! Thanks ever so much!" "You're welcome, dear but it's not from daddy and me. It's from grandma." "But mommy, grandma's dead." "That's right dear. She gave h er life in order to get you your doll. Her last words were, 'I'll trade you" a blond girl for a red haired boy.'" "Wow." "That's not all. She took a few people out with her. They tried to cut in line. Next thing they knew, they had a cane right between the eyes." Sort of warms your heart, doesn't it? There was a story in the Journal Times Monday about a grandmother of 14 who has two of the original prototype Cabbage Patch Kids. She has named them Amber Gay and Ronald Gregory. She an d her husband take them everywhere. In fact, yesterday was Amber's birthday, and they took the 'kids' out to dinner at Mr. Steak. You see, Amber is a member of Mr. Steak's birthday club. It sure is nice to see mental health in action, isn't it? Well, I have to go now. I have to get in line. Gee, I wonder if they've got any ' r e d h a i r e d g i r l s l e f t . • • « » • * day. Times are 8 p.m. on Friday and Saturday, and 2 p.m. on Sunday. ••••••• Another workshop that will be held tomorrow at 8:45 am involves "Cross Cultural Encounters". Call ext. 2312 for more inf. It is sponsored by UW—Extension. ••••••• If you're short on ideas for Christmas gifts this year and you Continued on Page 9 Special: 25% off Pistachios Week of Dec. 5 • California Mix • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Caramels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearmint Leaves • Starlite Mints • Caramel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Caramel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix Caribbean Delicacy Watermelon Sparklers • Cinnamon Bears Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix Yogurt, Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts. HANGER 9 Thursday, December 1,1983 Wally gets the goods The last dance sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board was a huge success. Wally Cleaver, one of Racine's best rock and roll bands, was featured in Union Square on Nov. 22. Admission prices were three cans of food for a student and five cans of food for a guest. Over two thousand pounds of food was collected to be distributed by local agencies to needy families in this area. Many students show up for this event. The doors were closed to the Union when the 550-person capacity was reached. The beer and soda line stretched down the length of the Union! Thanks to all who came to this event and to those PAB members who worked triple shifts handling cans in order to keep everything working smoothly. Watch for future PAB dances next semester and keep up our school spirit! A Week at the Park Continued from Page 8 have some time on Saturday, check out the Arts/Crafts fair that will take place from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. in the Union, Molinaro, Greenquist and WLLC buildings. It's free and open to the public. Monday's Round Table will involve "Racism, Economics and Politics: The Case of Sri Lanka", by Prof. Chelvadurai Manogaran. The program starts at noon in Union 106 a nd is free and open to the public. On Monday evening at 8 p.m. Parkside will have the honor of presenting the Chicago Brass Ensemble in the Comm Arts Theatre. Admission is only $1.50 if you're a student, Senior citizen, or a member of Parkside staff. All others pay $3. Another great event sponsored by PAB. As for Tuesday, PAB will be showing, "The Bishop's Wife" at no cost in the Union Cinema. This one, believe it or not, is rated G. Hmmm... And there you have it campers, your Week at the Parte! Tune in next week. Ranger needs writers Movies <4 Nate and Hayes": laughable by Patricia Cumbie "Nate and Hayes" is supposed to be a pirate story/thriller. One of the problems with the movie — bes ides the plot — is tha t I couldn't decide whether it was a spoof, or a serious attempt at an adventure story. Pinning down a time period is difficult, due to pirate brigs and torpedo gun boats. I felt like I was suffering decades of jet lag. The movie starts out with a "Raiders of th e Lost Ark" motif. It progresses rapidly to bad and worse. The plot centers around Hayes (Tommy Lee Jones), the pirate. Nathan (Michael O'Keefe), an English wimp, and Sophie, his frail and gorgeous fiancee, are going to a primitive island to preach the word of God to ignorant natives. Nate and Sophie ride aboard Hayes' ship to get to this island. Along the way Sophie falls in love with Hayes. able. Nate and Hayes are drinking together on board the ship of Hayes' rival. (Sophie is, by the way, kidnapped by this same rival pirate.) The plot thickens... The movie is a constant barrage of chiches. It's a hodge-podge of every action film ever made. There are scantily clad natives, dumb Germans from "Hogan's Hero's", pirates possessed with vengeance, Victorian missionaries and black slaves. One scene was particularly laugh- By th is time Nate knows Sophie loves Hayes. Nate tells Hayes he can have her when they rescue her. Hayes tells Nate he can have Sophie since he had her first. After a l engthy "You have her," "No you take her" conversation, the both of them reach an amiable compromise. Let Sophie choose for herself who she wants. rescue the damsel in distress not once but twice. The second time she was to be sacrificed to the Gods by a native king. Ye gad. The musical score is overdone and overbearing. Even in moments without action there is dramatic music. This adds to the comical effect the movie already has. Comedy is great, but not when a movie is intended to be serious. I was unintentionally entertained by a flimsy plot and unoriginal lines. Sophie's Choice, get it? Ha ha. Nate and Hayes are always risking their lives to save the day. They Although I had a few laughs it wasn't a cheap thrill for $3.75. "Nate and Hayes" must have been written by a group of incompetent soap opera writers. One star. The Funny Paper Caper DICK "THELMA H AD B EEN ON THE FORCE LO NGER THAN A NYONE COULD REMEMBER AN D WAS, EASILY IT S MOST DEV OTED MEMBER. PERHAPS TOO ' DEVCFTED-//7 ALL R|GHT PYTSJK, CONFESS. I CPFC. UTFHEF -U-N-K--- WCIATHP ANBUICLLITEYA:R-. 1.XQ OF THE HUNDREDS OF C ASES HE TOOK, ONLY A DO ZEN SUSPECTS LIVED LO NG ENOUGH TO GO TO TRIAL. SEVEN O F THEM GOT OFF O N TECHNICALITIES, AND FOUR OF THEM MET THEIR DE ATHS SOON AFTER. YOU KNIFED SOME BOZO FORT CASH TO SU PPORT YOUR BRAN MUFFIN. 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'10 Thursday, December 1,1983 RANGER Women's basketball Road games fall flat by Mark Fe ldman Women's basketball coach Noreen Goggin was not used to the situation she found herself in at the beginning of the year. She had only coached one senior in her first four years at Parkside, until this year when she will be working with six. "It makes a difference to have that experience in the lineup," Goggin said. "Those six have been playing since they were freshmen, and they know what they can do." Goggin has hopes of improving on last year's 12-15 record, but lack of height may prove a problem. "It hurts not to have height, but we hope to use our quickness against taller teams." Experience and quickness did not help the Rangers at the University of Nebraska-Omaha tournament in Omaha November 25-27 as Parkside lost both of their games. Parkside lost to St. Cloud State last Friday 65-37 and was whipped by Morningside College last Saturday 100-52, to finish the tournament and start the season 0-2. "We had no offense on Friday," Goggin said. "We out-rebounded them, and our defense was all right. We just could not get things going." Leading scorer for the Rangers was senior guard Cindy Ruffert with 8 points. Saturday's game was a different story all together. "We had problems on both defense and offense," Goggin said. "We played crummy defense, only shot 32 percent from the floor, and looked like we didn't know what we were doing." Senior guard Debbie Ambruso had 11 points for Parkside, while sophomore center Midge Schinderle added 10. "We have a lot of things to work on," Goggin said. "We have to work hard in practice, because the next game is a brand new one." The Rangers played Carroll College Nov. 30 at Carroll before traveling to the UW-Platteville tournament Dec. 2-3. Parkside plays it's first home game on Dec. 6 against strong NCAA Division n team Lewis University. Sports Shots, cont.: Jim Brown too old for NFL Continued from Page 10 Franco Harris has been playing for eleven years. Harris is within 500 yards of the record, and is rinsing However, Brown didn't mention Walter Payton at all, and he has a better shot at the record. Payton has been in the league for eight years, and is within 800 yards of th e record. If anyone is certain to get the record, it is Payton. YOB may be saying to yourself, 'Gee, didn't George Blanda play football until his late forties?' Yes he did; but you must remember that the only part of his body that got any work in the last six years of his career was his right leg. He did play quarterback until his early forties, but since then, he only did placekicking. He didn't get banged around too much. But Brown is a running back, so he will get knocked around on every play. Every lineman and linebacker will be keying on him. I also think there might be a few defensive players who might be out to get him, just so they can say that they were the person or persons who prevented Jim Brown from recovering his record. Jim Brown, if you come back to the NFL as it is today, you risk permanent injury. It isn't the same league that you were in 20 years ago. The players are bigger, stronger, faster, and more talented than in your day. I can't see any reason to want to play again. You were the best of your day, but it's time to let this new generation of players get the recognition. You won't be forgotten. Don't leave yourself open for more criticism and jokes. It's not worth the gamble. At 47, sit, relax, take a swim. But don't play in the NFL. Ranger photo by Karen Trandel Science same Faculty win by Mary Kirton Kaddatz Students of the science faculty vs. science students game were overwhelmed in the first quarter of the game Saturday, Dec. 3 in the Phy Ed building. Over 500 onlookers who purchased tickets cheered as the students built up their momentum by the third qua rter. Student Mike Grady gave professors Branchini and Clough a hard time, and a tough fight until the aid of the fourth quarter. Sharon Rynder and Sue Hilmer boldly assisted Grady in his attempt to defeat the faculty. At the end of the fourth quarter, they tied the score with the faculty 38-38. Branchini and Clough pulled the faculty to a winning one point victory in the last two minutes of overtime 41-40. Leading scorers for the students were Mike Grady, 18 pts., and Jeff Hugdahl with 10 points. Scoring high for the faculty were Bruce Brachini 15, and Fred Clough had 11 points. Chancellor Alan Yuskin and Lori Pope refereed the game. The Chemistry Club's event was successful in raising $500 for Science student scholarships. The Alumni have also pledged to match the $500 amount. Faculty, students and basketball teams wish to thank everyone for their support in coming out to view a terrific game. Ranger needs sportswriters STUDENT SPECIAL $1.00 off with student I.D Regular rate: $6.00 per session Open: Mon.-Fri. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Saturday 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Sunday 1 p.m.-4 p.m. For Appointment Call 652-0255 7th Park Plaza, 7617 Sheridan Rd., Kenosha ATHLETE OF THE WEEK •• • Congratulations •• • George Capheim A junior from Waukegan and UWParkside's 52nd All American took 6th place in the NAIA National Championship held at Parkside November 19, 1983. Winner of the Turkey Trott held in Kenosha, November 24, 1983. Classified ads Help Wanted 15 friendships w JANET: e^.been Duluth?? TFIED NURSING A«ktan»s r«I. KM vou CERTIFIED Assistants, Rolbut Whatta mess Guess 111 ling Hills Manor, Zion. 764-6382. PART-TIME work available now, positions could lead to full-time summer work. Hours are flexible, phone 6544404. 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RANGER 11 Thursday, December 1,19fo Women's X-Country Pressure gets team hv Tnri Msirrou m*_ .. .... Fencers show well at Penn. State by Tori Murray "You don't need tights." "No tights? What about a turtleneck?". "I wore one this morning and I was hot." "What's the course like?" "Muddy." "Stay to the left." "You need spikes." Pre-race tension was mounting in the Parkside women's locker room as the cross-country team prepared for the final meet of the season: NAIA Nationals held Nov. 19. For three of the members, this meet was a first-their first competition in a national-caliber event. For one member, it was the last meet of her collegiate career and for her this was "not just another meet" as coach DeWitt was fond of saying. The last meet signifies one last »chance to reach individual goals as well as the final team goal set in the beginning of the season. Sports Shots The weather was not the best for realizing goals, team or otherwise. The only consolation was that the competition had to compensate for the muddy slopes throughout the course. Coach DeWitt had made an educated guess that the team would finish tenth out of 28 teams, if everyone ran the way they had throughout the season. A great deal of emotion went into twenty minutes of effort. Parkside's team finished 16th with 389 points. Dona Driscoll was the first runner in for Parkside, placing 40th in 19:06. After the race she said, "I'm not disappointed. I ran the best that I could." Other runners for Parkside were Jane Roszkowski (88th in 19:43); Sarah Hiett (111th in 20:20); Karen Jacobsen (124th in 20:17); Anne Ruppert (126th in 20:17); Connie Wallace (211th in 22:53); and Carol Romano (212th in 22:56). Simon Fraser University of Vancouver, British Columbia, won the meet with 58 points. Cindy Grant from Simon Fraser was the individual winner. Her time of 17:32 set a new NAIA re cord. The old record was 17:41, set last year by Marquette's Katie Webb, who finished fourth this year in 17:54. The Parkside fencing team took their top fencers to the nationallyacclaimed Pennsylvania State Open on Nov. 19-2 0. They made a good showing even though the competition was tough. Parkside's Bill Thomas fencing epee at the Open finished 3rd out of Ranger needs sportswriters Brown's prospects black 63 fencers, representing 20 universities and colleges from the Midwest and East coast. Coach Loran Hein said, "Bill did an excellent job. This was the first major tournament of the year and he did so well. I'm very proud of his performance." Winning the epee was Scott Trevor from Columbia University, who is the current national champion in the under-20 age division of foil and epee competition. Trevor was a member of the World University Games and a finalist in ine Junior World F inals. Bill Thomas fenced Trevor to a |8*7 result before losing. Thomas', (performance is only expected to (improve. J Also fencing epee was Mark Giese, who made the third round and finished overall 38th. "Mark Giese's performance was very good," said Hein. "He placed this well and he's only been fencing for eleven months." In the sabre competition, the team captain Sam Waller made the third round. He was in the top third in the men's sabre competition. by Robb Luehr How many people do you know that make an occupational comeback at an advanced age? Sure, many older citizens go back to work, but that's just to be sales clerks and check-out people. How many people do you know that go back to serious physical activity after being retired? Well, that's just what a fellow by t he name of Jim Brown is planning to do. He has been talking to A1 Davis of the L.A. Raiders about a comeback. He says he will return to football if either Franco Harris of the Steelers or Walter Payton of the Bears breaks Brown's record for most yards in a career (12, 312 yards in nine seasons). There is, however, one factor against Brown. He is 47 years old. What could possibly make a 47 year old man want to return to a sport like football, where it's easy enough for a man in his prime to be injured? Fear, ignorance, and possibly greed. Fear in the respect that he may lose some recognition when he no longer has the record. He's afraid that the attention will be on the person who breaks the record, and Brown will be known as 'the former record holder.' He is ignorant to think that everybody cares that he plays again and will keep respect if he does get the record back. And greed. He can't stand to not have the record and the recognition that goes with it. If he was in his mid-thirties, it wouldn't be quite so bad; but the fact that he is 47 ma kes it all the more stupid. Why risk a major injury just for a record? As it has been said ova* and over In sports , circles, records are made to be broken. This is Brown's reasoning for cord by 500 yard s, I will be back." wanting to come back again: "I have the greatest respect for Franco Harris, but he is just hanging around to try to break my record. Even if Franco beats my re- Brown seems to be distressed by the fact that it took him only nine seasons to set his record, and Support Ranger Help us help you! Continued on Page 10 AT THE-PIRATES PEA/-6501 WASH. AVE. TRUC OF AMERICA DEC. 7-11 —DON'T MISSNEW YEARS EVE DATTILO DEC. 25 WALL? ADVANCE — 12.00 DOOR — 15.00 PARKSIDE —NITE— DEC. 7 TRUC OF AMERICA SHOW I.D. AND GET IN FREE 1 -12 Thursday, December 1,1983 RANGER by Mark Feldmann While P arkside men's basketball coach Rees Johnson drilled his team three hours a day, seven days a week, players probably wondered if playing regular games would be easier. But thoughts of early vacations -were dismissed as the Rangers went 3-1 in their first four games, including their first home win. Parkside's only loss so far came last Monday as NCAA Division I; Western Illinois handed the Rangers a 74-62 decision. Senior forward Brian Diggins led all scorers with 23 points and grabbed 8 rebounds, while junior Erik Womeldorf added 13. With all the points, though, the Rangers only shot 34 perc ent from the floor. "You won't win too many games shooting like that," said Coach Johnson. "To beat this team we can't play just average, we have to have a great game." Parkside punched the clock for the 1983-84 season with an 86-73 win over UW—Oshkosh at the Kolfs Sport Center in Oshkosh. Diggins had a game-high 28 points and Womeldorf ad ded 15 points and 15 rebounds. Sophomore Mark Place came off the bench to score 11 with 8 rebounds. "Diggins had another unusual great game for him," Johnson said. "He must have missed some shots at the end out of p ure exhaustion." While the win went to the Rangers, Johnson thinks it could have been better. "We should have Cross Country nanger photo by Robb Luehr beat them by 30. We had them down by 18 in the first half, and we should have buried them." Freshman point Clay Brooks h ad a perfect 4-for-4 shooting night his first college game. "Clay was great off tKe ben ch,", Johnson said. "He shows so much1 poise for a freshman. I am very impressed with him." The Ranger winning streak went to two last Friday as Dave Sargeant's jumper with four seconds left lifted Parkside to a 62-60 overtime win over Chicago St. Xavier. Brian Diggins again led the Rangers with 19 points and 6 rebounds. Sophomore Jay Rundles chipped in 14 points. About 600 fans watched the Rangers roll to their third straight win as they beat UW—LaCrosse in their first home game last Saturday, 72-70. Parkside, down 43-32 at the half rallied furiously to gain the winning edge. Womeldorf led th e game with 19 points, while Diggins threw in 18 and Jay Rundles 13. Johnson was not pleased of what he saw in the first half. "At half time we talked about getting more physical and agressive. We came out and did that. The harder play really sparked us," he said. "I didn't think the crowd was to much into it," said Johnson, noticing his team was cheering louder than the crowd sometimes. "I'd like to think our crowd is a sixth man. I think it will come later in the season." Parkside 10th in Nationals by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor The NAIA Natio nal Cross Country meet held here Nov. 19 yielded a 10th place and an All-American runner. Parkside as a team placed 10th with 358 points against 37 teams. Coach Lucian Rosa commented, "It was a surprise we came in the top 10; it makes me very happy. I didn't think we'd make it-our goal was the top 15. We had a few problems, but overall we ran very well." Runners placed as follows: 7- George Kapheim 25:12; 43-Tim Renzelmann 25:53 ; 61-Rich Miller 26:08; 156-Ted Miller 27:01; 177- Mark Hunt 27:14; 198-Mark Manning 27:31. George Kapheim, who placed seventh, made Ail-American. Coach Rosa commented, "He ran really well. I knew he was capable to -"*• make All-American." Kapheim provided the details. He had been hurt for the majority of t he season. "To come back, I did some easy running and did intervals in the swimming pool." About the race, be. said, "Physically, it's the middle miles that are the hardest to gauge. Mentally, I put forth a real ^ effort. It was more of a mental effort than physical. There was pain, but that's expected." How does it feel to be an Ail-American? "Great." Due to the rainy weather, Tim Renzelmann had an unfortunate accident. He slipped in the mud at the quarter mile. "I wasn't personally satisfied with this race, but I am happy with the season in general. Slipping in the mud at that point made me lost about ten to fifteen seconds." Tim was also a junior college Ail-American at UW-Sheboygan. About the rest of the. team, Coach Rosa commented: "Rich ran a very good r ace. On a dry day, he might have run better. He is only a sophomore, and he has done well this season. He still has time to really mature as a runner." He added, "Andy didn't finish the race. He sprained his ankle the Tuesday before the race, and he had to drop out. "Next year's season will be even better. "All of the team will be coming back except for Mark Manning and Rod Condon, who will gradute. I'm already excited about the season next year," Rosa added. Ranger photo by Karen Trandel MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE T SCREEN THIS WEEK MON. DEC. 5 MINNESOTA VS. 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