https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/342828b6056d0ef6394dd10fc680603b.pdf ea62fbf1a074ad1477980e7c5aa9ebdd Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 11 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Chancellor Guskin holds open forum - Explains "de-emphasis" of alcohol on campus Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, November 17, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Chancellor Guskin holds open forum Explains "tle-emphaeie' of alcohol on campus by Keu Meyer Editor Approximately 35 students took advantage of the opportunity to personally question Chancellor Alan Guskin during a Ranger-sponsored open forum Monday in midMain Place. Sixteen topics were discussed in the hour-long forum, with the issue of alcohol on campus bringing about the most discussion. Other topics included: evening bus service, the activity hour, proposed changes in admission policy. the quality of the Parkside faculty, Breadth of Knowledge and foreign Ia"lluage requirements, why no Parbide professors will be considered for the now-vacant vice chancellor's position and the chancellor's own future career plans, (More about these other issues can be found on page 6.) Alcohol on campus The discussion of the administration's "de-emphasis" on alcohol consumption on campus was initiated when a student asked Guskin why certain corporate sponsorships are not allowed at Parkside. Guskin replied that "we're very responsive (to sponsorships) with some very significant exceptions." But, he continued, "We are trying to cut down on attempts by the beer companies to increase the volume of beer that is consumed," Guskin said that the beer cornpaINSIDE .•. exual harassment committee helps curb abuse Cafeteria reviewed Ranger Bear Slain Larry Flynt for President , Due to nutsefvIIII br'eU Now Z4 II 25, tbere wID ..... IJe • _weeknies are aware that the higher drinking age at 19 will sizeably reduce the number of alcohol consumers. "We're not telling anybody what they should or should not do That's up to them to make a decision. But we don't have to have the sponsorship of events by beer companies whose primary goal, understandably, is to increase beer sales, which is what we'd like to discourage," he said. Guskin pointed out that efforts to reduce campus alcohol consumption caused the Union to lose $16,- 000 last year. One student noted that the University, as an institution of higher education, is one area of society where responsible alcohol use can be learned. Guskin said that WisconSin uruversities have a different policy on alcohol than other states 'for a lot of reasons which you know as well as I. When 1 came to W,SCO"",", by the way, Iwas shocked at the Ireedom 01 drinking on the campus." he said. noting that at Parkside alCoutiDued OD Page , Chancellor AJaD GUSkiD speaks at Monday' OpeD forum, Ranger pboto by Todd Herbst East parking lot to reopen by Micbael Fircbow "Due to overcrowding in Parkside's Tallent Hall parking 101. the east parking, lot has been reopened." stated Ron Bnnkmann, head of Parkside Security. Lights on the east lot have been hooked up once again At 9 p.m the lights will be turned off to conserve energy This will be done because most cars will have left the lot by the designated time. "To encompass the factor that the east lot is .9 miles from the academic buildings, a free shuttle service is offered. Every half hour a Racine or Kenosha bus stops at the Tallent bus shelter and goes around the inner loop. stopping at the Union, Comm Arts and Phy Ed bus stops," said Brinkmann. The Security Department is looking for purchase a van to provide shuttle service for the campus. Kenosha bus sytem is paid $5,000 a year to provide shuttle ~n:'.ice ~ campus. Racine bus service IS paid approximaty the same for this servi<e. The van would travel around the iDner loop and down to the east lot P/«'j 10 minutes during the peak hours "There are a few stipulation rnvolved In the possible purchase of a van bemg utilized as a shuttle servIce," said Brinkmann ··We would need a student with a chauffeur's hcense to drive the van We would also have to pureha th nun! b The linal lIpulalIon 10101 lb. fact that we need perm on from the state to do Ul h a thUlg If a van "ere to be pur hased Bnnkmann behev that It would po. stbly also on e a a Ph) Ed bu Racine bus route to expand service A schedule change for Rout. 9. the Racme-Parkside bus. ",II go Into effect on 1 Q\; 21 "Trips to Parkside "ill be on the hall hour instead of the hour. Also the two morrung ex press runs "ill be eliminated Instead, the first two runs ",II be separated by 15 minutes After that. a bus wiU arnve at Parkside at 30 minute intervals up till 6 p.rn.," said Ron Bnnkmann. head of Parkside Security. The Kenosha bus "",ice will remaiD the same, Brinkmann mentioned that he would hlte to see Kenosba Irequent tbeir Parkslde stops but It I I'U~rde of his control The K no ha route includes half hour top at Parks ide dunng the morning and hour stop> 10 the afLemOOn "The addition 01 bus tnps from Racme to Parkside Will cost between $4.000 and $5.000 There will not be an increase In parking permit costs because the extra mane)' needed can, till be pulled from the confones of our budget," added Bnnkmann New schedules WIll be a\alla ble at the Union Informatoon Desk and al the secunt} ollore in Tallent Hall. p RANGER £ 3 TIIunday, No'~mMr 17,19l!3 Committee helps curb sexual harassment by Jeonie Tunkieicz News Editor Sexual harassment is a problem in our society. In response to this problem, the UW System Board of Regents mandated that advisory c:ommittees be established to deal with sexual harassment on UW taIIlpuses. Parkside's Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee is made up of two faculty members, two students, ... library staff member, one student records staff member, one penon from jani~orial services and I mundling services member. ne committee has four functionS. aeeording to Stella Gray, committee chairperson: to alert aU members of the university commuIitJ to the issue of sexual harass- ... to reiterate the position of tile IloIrd of Regents that sexual __ t win not M tolerated lIiIIiI tIte university; to provide a _ lor people to report sexual "'lIIDlfI\t with as little anxiety lid embarassment as possible; and to recommend solutions to these matters. If someone is being sexually harassed, they should go to any commillee member 10 seek help and have some action taken. "People need to do something about this if it's happening. They should have enough sense of their own personal worth and dignity that they don't have to put up with this (sexual harassment). 11 is inexcusable for somebody to drop a course because the teacher was making himself or herself unpleasant to that student in a sexual way. This damages the student's career and it just shouldn't happen and it doesn't have to happen," said Gray. Every incident that is reported to the committee is treated with confidentiality. Gray said that names are even kept out of discussions within the commillee as much as possible. If the problem is very serious the commillee may ask the person who was harassed to put a statement in writing. "People should care enough to do that," she said. Forms of harassment Sexual barassment CaD take muy forms, some less severe t.I1u others, but nevertheless constituting banssmeDt_ Some forms of barassment include: .• Unwanted pressure for dates • Unwanted sexually aggressive looks or gestures • Unwanted sexual teasing, jokes, remarks or questions • Unwanted deliberate toucbiag, leaning over, cornering or piDcb.. iog • Unwanted pressure for sexual favors • Unwanted letters, pbone cans or materials of a sexual eature • Actual attempt at rape or sexual assault. "It's insulting to lhe university in a way. if sexual harassment is going on or people believe it is and nobody is doing anything about it. Wen, nothing can be done about it if no one reports it. We've got nothing to track. down if all we've got are rumors," she said. The severity of the situation establishes how it will be treated. The committee may recommend a solution to the person, or take the mattee to the chancellor with a recommendation for action. For example, Registration made easy 'Y Jill Whitney Nielsen ..... trouble with registraIiaI'! You're not alone in this .......... so Ranger is here to .... ,... with the sticking prob- .. 01 registering. _ 11M! first thing, of course, is to teIect your classes. An adviser CID help you with this task, However, make sure they sign .. adviser's card before you go to register. Now comes the fun part: RegIStration Day. At the first table they check your cards and information to make sure all is filled out cor,eclly. You should also check the overhead projector to make sure the classes you want aren't already filled. U at this point you're already confused, the nice people at the fust table will be glad to answer any questions. If, however, you have sailed through without a hitch, proceed to the second section This is where your white mformation sheet is collected, your cards stamped and the people double check everything lust to make sure the people at the fust table didn't make mis- ~ Next Comes the tricky part: letting your schedule punched Into the computer. Some students have been known to be !luck at station three for hours trying to fix their class schedule Ibut this doesn't happen very often). U the computer accepts YOur schedule, you're home free. U not, the staff at station three will help you through the ::c" spots. Now you saunter _to station four, where you In your bunar's card (unless of course you're paying there, but I've never yet to wit· ness this phenoJrtenon). Station five is for parking slickers for those of you who haven't gotten one or who just want a different color After stalion five, you're done Health Center hours Stu Rubner, Director of Commu· nity Student Services, reports that a registered nurse is available in the Student Health Center, Molinaro 0115, during Edith Isenberg's absence, The following hours for the Health Center have been establish· ed (as of Ranger's publication deadline): Tuesday 9 a.m. to I pm. Wednesday noon to 4:W p.m Thursday 9 a m to 4:30 pm. Friday 9 am. to I p.m Coverage on Monday is. also being arranged. but has not been finalized. Cheryl McWhorter, Student Heal· th Care Center secretary, keeps the Student Health Care Center open from 7:45 a.m. to 4W p.m ,Ionday through Friday. if someone is being followed, Security would be alerted, or if an instructor is involved in sexual harassment, the chancellor would refuse to allow the person to continue teaching. Gray said that the problem can sometimes. be solved by a committee member just talking to the harasser, "Many people don't realee how they're being perceived by 0thers. They feel they haven't done anything wrong. But they have got to learn to curb that kind of thing and have a greater re pt.'( I for women or men, whatever the C.JM" may be," said Gray. Sexual harass ment rake, manv forms and usually invclv a PO" ' posiuon The person "ho har 15 In some lund of power 0\ er the person-an mstructor l) 10 PO" r over a student, a secreta') IS under the power of Ius hr. open r, an admirustrator as In PO" r 0\1: r iI facully member, etc l:Iara",,,"t occurs Vt1len the person 10 power tries to warrant sexual ubm on from another person by ~mg thclr future emplolment, grad . etc a condJtion "People have gol to M ed"""ted on this, that It does occur and to be aware of It and that we should open our minds to a greater awareness of relationships and to make ure you're not gOing it,' sbe said Gray asks that If you '"' being harassed or wneess har ment taklog place, to report It by contoctine ber at M3-22liO or any of the Sftual IIarassment Advisory Commltlft memben r-----------------------, Veteran's survey ! In an attempt to increase the involvement of the vetera orgaruza· I tion for the benefit of Parkside students, faculty and slaff, this su"ey I win enable the Vets Club to beller serve the needs of thIS campus I After completing the survey, please drop off l'Our answers at the I Ranger office (WLLC 0139), Umon Square bar, Rec Center or In WLLC DI76 (10 PI Falkensteml. I I I Il Are you a veteran' a dependent' a student' , -stall' --!aculty'__ I 2)]f you are a ,'eteran, are you arti\'e"l---l I ~~Irltd .. I __ dJsabled'--JrlJve r .e"'e'--<>r ROTC'__ I m , I , d your famlll ar entill<'d I I II 51Would JOU like to _ an a h" .. ter or n.z:lllon on r mp • I __ yes '0 I I I 61 II you ans"ered YES to questIOn 5 .. hen do you feel" uld t, I I mo,t appropriate time to hold the meell '1\1 hat 11m would b<> I I most convenient to you~ I ' I 71 Is there anjihing that the 'elera", organlz:llion ("lin d for I u· II __ Yes '0 I I I 81 II JOU answered YES to qu tion 7 plra c att nd a m 'lin and I , let us know "hal "C can do f r lOU I , I I AddllJonal C<>mments 1 I I I I I I I I IL JI 3\ Do you reel "eterans are well rtpr llted on the Par Id pus'! __ Yes 'Il Check or circle the appropnate answers 4\ Are j'OUaware of all the beneh IOU to? __ Y~'o --~Eft 2 \'ftllbH 17,1tll3 Dr. Who Speculative Fiction Society by Mark Feldmanll Take ingredients you would aeversee in an American television !boW: intelligence, humor, sophistiCIted dialogue-put them together in the hands of a capable cast, surlGlIIld them with fantastic settings IIId put them in fascinating situalionS. The result: a "Dr. Who" epiIOlIe direct from England. Wbile 10 million people in Great Ilritain walch the show about the -.podes of a time-traveling pror-. more than 100 million are .. in around the world, includill 10 million in the United States. AIlout 30 people huddled around two video screens last Saturday IiIIi lR Union 104 to watch three epiIodes. Most at them were memo bers of the Parkside "Dr. Who" dub. The club members bear no distiapi!hing marks or fall into no set ralegory; they all share a common Iovt of "Dr. Who." At Saturday's !ibn meeting, young students gath. ertd with parents and their chilo ... to enjoy the show. "It's a show the whole family can watch," said club president Kay Carter. "It has something for everyone. And it's not a slapstick - t'OIDedy or harrowing soap opera like many American television shows." The club started in the fall of last year, mostly through the efforts of Tony Rogers, who is now in Eng. land. "He put up some notices and we got ourselves organized," Carter said. "Ithink we've been quite wetl-accepted on campus." Tbe BBC·produced show has been running for 20 years, with !be 20th anniversary show to be aired on Nov. 23, both in the United States and England at the same time. "That will be a real treat," said club treasurer Mark Christensen. "Episodes in the U.S. are usually a year or two behind the British ones." . "Dr. Who," running on public television in Milwaukee on Channel 10 and in Chicago on Channel 11, bas a large following in the Chicago area. "Chicago is one of the main distribulion points for the U.S.," explained Carter. "It has really spread around the nation a great deal." Two "Dr. Who" movies have been made, starring Peter Cushing as the doctor, but neither met great success. Along with the shows, pa. perbacks of each episode are sold. and many "Dr. Who" magazines fill Club Events Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE, !be Marketing Club, wei· comes new and current members to \be bi-monthly meeting, Wednes· day, Nov. 23 in Molinaro 217. Your IltendanC<!is important. Art Club AD Art Club meeling will be held 011 Monday, Nov. 21 at I p.m. in the Iler Center. Committees will beIonned for the Art Addicts Art Exhibit, wbich will be held Wednes· day, Dec. 7. IVCF 1\aaksclving is not only a lime • !rlJm !be hustle and bustle of ...... 8Dd wort, but it is also a lbne to Ii¥e thanks for the things ... people we care about. In keep- .. with this tradition of giving tbaob. IVCF is meeting Wednes· ';, Nov. 23 at I p.m. in Molinaro .... ~ a time of thanksgiVing and :- ... Steve Ulrich will be sbar· ~ WillI lB. aDd there will also be a - ,. IiJI&ing and rejoicing. If ~~ an iDterated student or ~~. you are welcome Geology Colloquium "7 i..of tile m- Flow" :::, -, tile IapIc 01 tile GeoIoG' __i ., Dr. Robert ~. UW-RMr FrideJ. -, 1111 7 p.1IL Physics Club In December, the Physics Club will visit Fermi National Accelera· tor Laboratory in Batavia, m. A physicist, not a tour guide, will con· duct the tour of the $200 million laboratory. It sounds impressive. but what is it used for? Particle accelerators are used for fundamental research on the nature of nuclear forces, the exploration of transuranic elements (those heavier than uranium) and the detection of unknown particles. Supereonducling magnets drive subatomic par· ticles to high speeds and send them crashing into other particles to break tbem apart (thus the term ~'atom smasher:') Fermilab is named after EnriCO Fermi, the Italian-American physi· cist who produced the first nuclear chain reaction, Thirteen thousand gallons of liquid helium are required to cool the twenty-one loot magnels down to five degrees above al>- solute zero. A beam conlaJll~ng twenty trillion protons travellOg near the speed 01 light makes 46" 500 tums around !be ac<elerator ~ second. In 1m, a 400 billion ~V proton beam .... successfuDy passed through it for !be llnt time, makiDll the accelerator tile - powerful machine In tile work? Today the Tevatron <an .-II -- lieS as biCl' as 7lIO billion ~v. 7t II an InterestlDll paratIoa that, tile _ minute partir'" in the _. Ie sbauId requft the most - IemMh' ery ia order to • studied and understoocI. no space case the market. There has even been a play made. "It's a real choice in programmjog," Carter said. "I like the way !be doctor must rely on intelligence to get out of situations." The club has about 30 members. who meet every month for a business meeting and then sponsor film meetings, which are open to !be public. The club also puts out a newsletter, Several 01 the members belong to Chicago area clubs and UV'·, li~ waukee recently started their own club What makes thIS show, which originally started as a children', sbow in England, SO appealing? The answer seems the same every- _. "The lDtngue of ume l!'a,d. said Clmstensen "He n go w"'~ ever be wan In lim • Oft hent"\ tor he' ",.,15 He jumps Into lh~ Tartus (the doctor's tune \ehlcl~. and goes. "There IS notlung Ilk It on I< I evislon And there IS no othor rt I ~ bcboA show 00 • Brass Ensemble to perform r-------------, I ATTENTION I IALL CONTINUING STUDENTS I I SPRING COURSE SCHEDULE CORRECTION I '1 NOVEMBER 28·29·30 ARE NOT I I .OPEN REGISTRATION DAYS I I I I YOU MUST FOLLOW THE TIME AND DATE I I' LISTED IN YOUR PACKET!! I LI _ iiiiii The popu1ar Chicago Brass Ensemble, which enjoys a reputation as the standard·bearer for brass performance throughout !be world, will perform at 8 p.m. on Monday. Dec. 5, in the Communication Arts Theater. Admission to the performance, sponsored by PAB, is $1.50 for students, senior citizens and UW·P staff and $3 for the general public. The five-piece ensemble has per· formed with the Lyric Opera or Chicago, the Chicago Symphony Or· chestra, the Grant Park Symphony, visiting ballet companies, numerous musical shows and at the Ravinia Festival. In addition to active touring en· gagements throughout the United States, the Chicago Brass Ensemble has participated in a series of concerts and residencies sponsored by the Affiliated States Arts Agencies of the Upper Midwest. Members 01 the group, among Chicago's leading musicians. are: --Melanie Kocher. hera, a rnembe< of !be Chicago Opera Theater, the American Chamber Syrnpbony, Lyric Opera and Opera Mid· west and a frequent soloist WIth the Chicago String Ensemble, !be Chicago Chamber Orchestra and !be Chicago Phtlharmomc. She has been a member of lne Pemnsula Music Festival Orchestra for etght )'OMS. -Edward Kocher, one or Chi· cago's most sought·after lrombone and euphonium artists, who per . forms regularly ",~ith s)'11\phony, ballet and opera orchestras. Kocher also does free-lance arrangIng and recording and IS on the brass fac· u1ty at Wheaton College. -Robert Rada, tuba. has studied with Arnold Jacobs of the Ch~ cago Symphony and John F1etcher of the London Symphony In addl' tion to perfonnmg WIth leading ballet companies, Rada is often heard WIth the LyriC Opera Orchestra. the Grant Park Symphony and the Ravinia Festival Orchestra. --Ros. Beacroft, principal lnImpet 01 the Amencan Chambe< Sympilony and !be ChIClllO Opera Tbeater. BeacraIt IS • B"lduate 0( the Eastman School or MUSIC and .. a lormer membe< of the l'iorth Car· oIIna Sympbony and the Norwftgian Opera and Ballet m Oslo He performs frequently WIth Ollcaao' Lync Opera and !be Conlemporary Chamber Play... Beacraft p..... ently is Brass Department Ota,,· man at DePaul UllI'erslly. -Steven Hendrickson • lead· ing ChIcago fr~·lance tr\tlll!""l player who has performed ... t<1l· S1vely WIth !be ChicagO ymphony Orchestra in ~ and on ..... conhngs. He played With !be Lon· don Symphony In Canada for two seasons and also has performed WIth other profes lanaI groups ,n the Ctucago area. including theLync Opera ~IUSJc01 Baroqu and !be ChlC8go Pops Orchestra He presently IS on the music larull! at North Park ConconIlI and f:Jm· hurst colleg "Phun with Physics" The Physics Colloquium Series wiD conclude this semester with three demonstration shows. The first will be "Physics and Magic." a program of magic tricks and stunts by Marshall Elenstein from the Pbysics Department of Ridgewood HigI1 School in Norridge. Ill. Ellens- .... 's show will be given at 3 p.m. OIl Friday. Nov. 18 in Greenquist 101. the United States, appearing before tea~hers. civic groups and general audiences. Their shows are fast. paced. frequently noisy and always. entertaining. "Balloons. Bubbles and Balancing" will be given on Monday, Nov. 28 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 101. .The fi~al demonstration program mil be given hy two Parkside faculty. Jeffrey Nehr and Stephen Luzader. Nehr gave a show last ypar that proved to be the most popular entry in the colloquium series. This year's show will include all new demonstrations and will be given on Wednesday, Dec. 14 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 101. These programs are all free and open to the public. The second show in the series is "Balloons, Bubbles and BalanciD«." which will be given hy Profs. Glenn Schmieg and Richard Dillman from the Physics Department of UW-Milwaukee. Schmieg and Dittman are nationally known and tate their program to all parts of collegiate crossword © Edward Julius Collegiate CW83-31 ACROSS 49 Map abbreviation 50 Company bigwig 1 Paleoloic. Heso- (abbr.) zoic. etc. 51 Alleviate 5 Car accessory 55 Chemical catalyst 10 Soviet news agency 59 EOP equipment 14 Function (2 wds.) 15 Parenthetical 61 Subject of the COlMlent movie. 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"- the Bachelor" 11 Winglike Plrt~ 12 - souci 13 Beef quantity Solution on page 10 - N.Y. theater tour Take a bite out of the Big Apple and spend spring break in New York City-and get credit for gomg The Dramatic Arts Discipline is offering a New York Prolessronal Theater Seminar in spring semester 1984. This two credit class meets Tuesday evenings from 7-850 p.m and the one credit lab will be in ew York City ~Iarch 11-18. Students nave several options for talting this course: take the two credit lecture class only. take the one credit lab class only. or take both for a total of three credits. The lab fee is $400 which includes: four theater tickets rnclud7 TYME• commg back? Partsi« Iw "DI OUIbidi 10 II of the f:iaadaJ ilu ia lh. t.a:SteB Wi.scG1l$iaI i••tvmpt lo briIlc • TIME IlJOdlin< oa comPti- n.. pr<>iotI> TYME tT... Your )foDe} E\erplob fir) ma. cb..iM _as removed 1"0 ) a ago d•• to .... kof use. planned Ing "CATS I. round tnp Illrfar, guest speakers teeters, directe and designers). bar Jt" tours and sev n Olghls at l.be Ed, son Hotel rbeart of the th ter di tnct] For more information. conLa I Jud.th SOlder 553-2702 or :.53 2S68 Latin America discussed "Observations on U.S. policy in Latin America" is the title of a talk to be given by Prof. Jose Ortega of the Spanish Discipline on Wednesday. Nov. 30 from 1-2 p.m in the Overlook Lounge, 2nd floor Library. Ortega will discuss the policies of the United States 10 Latin America in the 20th century. I!Js talk mil fO(US l n Gu..hmala a ry There IS. du play on Laton Amer lea on l.e\ el [ of the LiI",,') Tbe ta1I< IS bemg sponsored by' th Ubrary Learnong Ceruer Kenosha Savings and Loan P EE CHECK G! In your choice Of TWO great accountsl 59~ 7th Ave -Kenosha. W.s 658-4861 West Slde-7535 P8fsh og Blvd 694·1380 North.es. s.de-4235 52nd SI ~120 South Slde-8035 22nd Awe 651·IJAQ PaddOCk lake-2.726 75th St At: 50 8A3-Z388 laM Get.... 4'0 aro.cs 51 249141 ----_/ :IA@==~!!!!!!!!!~!!!!~~~,;!!!!~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;;!!!!~;;;;;~'~~~u~ r.· 0\_ r Consumer's Guide II -Cafeteria comes through with not-so-flying colors by Bob Kiesling - ers or tables piled with litter, is wretched. The Cafeteria's forte is breakfast. For $1.59 you can get two eggs, toast and bacon prepared in about five minutes while you wail at the serving line. The eggs are cooked to order and I ordered mine over easy. They came well cooked but not burnt, with a soil yolk. The bacon was also well· done and the toast was a light to medium brown with lots of bulter . The coffee was average. The Cafeteria also serves waffles. hash browns, English mullins and the ever-present doughnuts and bagels, in a variety of flavors. For lunch, the Cafeteria serves an assortment of hamburgers as well as a special of the day, with prices comparable to other eating spots here . A word about the hamburgersavoid. They mayor may not have meat in them. It's difficult to tell. But most people agree they taste like cardboard and drop like a rock to the pit of your stomach. where they remain for the rest of the afternoon. They should carry a warnIng from the Surgeon GEneral The day I ate there. the specials were hot beef and tacos. f got a taco (79') with sour cream 15 I. It was served in a medium-Sized shell. with a fair amount of meat and lettuce, tomatoes and cheese. It was a crumbly but tasty meal. Other daily lunch specials have included fish, salisbury steak and gyros (which are reportedly excel· lent). The Cafeteria is open Monday through Friday from 730 a m to 2, 00 p.m. and is usually crowded, except after noon. when the place dies. Even so. service is usually quick Lines at the cash register can gel long, especially when only one is In use, but it is rare to wait more than For !bose who prefer a plain. qIIilt meal to the nightclub-like &till 01 tbe Union Square, but ~ a litUe more complete IIIaI lite munchies served at the C4If« Shoppe, there is the Union ()/eleIia. '!be Cafeteria is on the L·l level of !be Union. It is. as its name impilei, a cafeteria·style dining room, ... tbe atmosphere can range from owlu1 to almost pleasant. 1IIe best seats are found along !be windoWs that border the Cafeteria '"' three sides and offer, depeIIdlD& on where you sit. a magrutil:eIl .. of either the parking lot or !be Union Pad. SittiDll at one of the tables packed Into the middle 01 the room, .......... surrounded by other dinRucer pbcMo by Do,. M.E.., neously. Also, the Cafeten> has a eonveyor line for dIrty dISh thaI often goes uoused FlI"hna. dun table later IDthe da~ can be a prob· lem WIth the notable exception of the hamburger<. the Cafetena's ~nu seems to be almost uniformly good. but the atmosphere doesn't ht lp my appetite [alwa. f~ ru ed when I lea\ """0 and a hall ta ten minutes for the meal The starr is usually pleasant even dunng peak times The Catetenas decor except for a few polled plants near the wmdows, is non-existent. Personally, Iobject to the crowd· ed, noisy atmosphere of the Cafetena The tables are placed too close together to be comfortable and suting there during lunch }OU can usually catch fragments from haU· a-dozen conversation . srmultaArts & Crafts fair to be held BEUf.'/Q rr 01" E.5.AR 1 J 12·30 P m and from 1.30 p m to i 30pm Food service w111 be a\3tlable n the Cnion Square and In the roff sbop In lowe< . laID Place from 10 a m to 4 Pm The C-P'" BooIr.. store and the "ton R«r allon Center "Ill be open from 10 a m to 4 pm The .. en! Studt-nt Al1JV1U Parltl ide lJ\1lJ than 300 applicants. come from throughout WISCOnsin and the Chi· cago area and will display Items such as jewelry. pollery, needlework, holiday decorations. wood· working and painting and a 't',de variety or crall items There Will be li\e entertainment penodtcaUy in the lmon Bazaar throughout the day and a .hlldren·, hlm ,,;U be presented ID Ihe rnlOn CInema Theater rrom 10 30 3 m to The ninth annual Holiday Arts and Crafts Fair at Parkside. which last year attracted 6,000 area residents, will be held on Saturday. Dec. 3, from 10 a.m. to 4 pm. when the nearly quarter-mile concourse stretching from the Umon to :\lalO Place of the Wyllie library-Learning Center wHl be hned With more than 200 artists and craftsmen and their wares. There is no admissJOn charge Exhibitors. selected from more '\'lIe pilgrims landed at Plymouth Roek, Massachusetts and not as many people helieve, in plymouth Rodt, Arizona. polUOred by I Of nd the Board ,PAR, �ER S . Qn£e Ober Easy . Howard Cosell... Man or Mouth by Dick OberliruDer "U GerrY Ellis would have baIdI the linebackeh, the Packehs IIOIIid have scored the winning lOlIdJdoWD. But he faa-yeld to do ..... "/liIbt now, Dodsen is bubbaling lIfth confidence. He's definitely on • lIP beat" Laughing hysterically, I lifted ..".u oU the floor and leaned on IIle tQUIIIertopwhere Irecuperated after bearing another one 01 How- .... Cosell's quintessential statemeats. The kind that sum up all the IIlQ/lODal and physical aspects 01 a Jaa./h<D-spectacular athletic mo- .. Far above the mentality 01 morIII IIleIH"Sting on shoulders that DIll equal the loundational support of !be Sueprdome-lies the ulti- _ in brainpower, the critically IldaImed Romper Room thinking ClIP, the nadir 01 lungo logic: the IIlind 01 Howard Cosell. At an estimated lo~ miles above lIIe average viewer's intelligence, lIIe ppeI according to Howard lIIIlden down the mountainside. The landslide 01 smothering Verbiage IS testament to proclaiming him "king of Bs'ers hill .. -His word choj~e seeks such havens where thesaurus editors prance amongst boldly shaped cloud tops--where ancient gods once watched the Olympic games. There is but one televised god seating high above OUf antennae, and he's wearing a black suit, a tie and a had toupee. Listeners have no choice but to suffer through an endless string of lightning bolts, hurled at them by word of mouth, 0 to be deaf now that Monday Night Football is here! Cosell is a singular phenomena (few rise out of their seats to notice). He is a solitary verbal mountain extolling his massive vocabulary. The mouth arose quietly in this century Irom the evolutionary process that creates east coast omnipotence. One main crop of hair crowns the summit 01 Cosell-a less than magnificent cone capped with lakery. Only about 1.5 square leet of scalp, an insignificant fraction of human skin, covers the magical phenomena 01 Howard's thought process. ? • A phenomena once described by Nabakov as: "A most absorbing process, mucb like that of a sponge. ,. A phenomena that most people do not relize and, much to their advantage, do not care about Descriptions to the unkno w,ng resemble a lolk tale about a man who rose from obscunty. who speaks obscurely and wrill, hopelully, lade into the mght alter the stadium lights are lurned ofl. Yet, Howard's presence has.lready been firmly etched into the wiring of our televisions. Even when he's gone forever. his \OIC'e will be heard during the dead air portions of the broadcast. How can one televised colorman seem so appropriate and inappropriate lor any situation be describes? Educated men lD lootball pooling countries at ODetime refused to believe he existed. WIthout his ah-nahl-ah-sis (analj'sis), a gap 01 in-depth loolishness prevails. We need Howard to straighten out wbat is already obvious in our minds; we need Howard's 0 w11 ottcolored descriptions 01 FL play, ers. Most of all, .....e need Howard so we can turn down the sound. By the way, who did Ho w ard play for at one time? Ranger Bear slain Fo"' play suspected by John Kovalic Feature EdItor TIle wbole 01 Parkside was grieved at the recent violent death 01 .... Bear. "Wow, what a bummer," com· -.cI Chancellor Alan E. Guskin, ... immediately broke dpwn. "I _, y'know, this sort 01 spoils tile wbole holiday mood lor me. .... really grossed out." TIle Hanger Bear was the most .... victim in a series of grue· _ 'layings 01 college mascots. !be first case occurred over two ... ago when Bucky Badger was IaaIId impaled by a telegraph pole ..... the lourth quarter 01 a Madilaft.Mlchigan lootball game. The fOlke are still looking lor the tenfDot \aU assailant. "n', really ugly," said head 01 ~ secl1rity Ron Brinkman. "We only just lound the lorepaws JlIIterday. " Ranger Bear had apparently lelt llairly wild party Tuesday night to ... a look at the moon. He never 1lIlImed. Police later lound the body ~ up on the Phy Ed parking "Well, like, he was goin' out to ""* at the ,tars," said ElVIS Goat- ~, .Iriend of the deceased. ~ like, I think he was out _' .... some dope. I mean, we "~,man, The campus is iD mourning It the ~eDt violent death of Rucer Bear, "And that's the last I saw ~im. Apparently they're still lookin lor the tail." The Bear was a b1l 01 a pot-head, but he was all right, man, y'know." . The Bear was well·known for hiS shady lriends and oc:asional drug peddling, but the slaylOg IS suspect- 'ed to be unrelated. Police are looking lor the UWRiver Falls Falron to help wllh their enquiries. Foul play is suspected. •••••••••• -PJon ~bIes .. a , '0 , U.-em. Jazz 'Ensemble ALL THAT JAZZ! The award-winning P.rkside Jazz Ensemble I, under the direction of music professor Tim Bell. who reocently performed WIth the WlSCO/lSID All-Star Jazz Band. wIll present its lall semester <oncert at 8 p m on Tuesdav. 'ov U lD the Commuruation Arts Theater Th. Jazz Ensemble II also oil perform. The Jazz Ensemble I, whIch has just completed work on a serond album. hUed' Vaho<n'ah' n," II perform l\ selectJons repreentulC a broad spectrum ol)&q t}ie> Among them are, Wonl You Come Home, Bill Bailey' " a OW ... land ....,ng·sl}l. pi"'" that I tures a suophont '5«\lon solo, • 1) Foolish H rt a ballad that rup into a WIng tem that n amnged b} sophomore Bill .. 01 Racine, 'Rabble Rouser" n uptempo blockb ter arranged by Billy B} rs lor the Coon' I Or· cbesln, and "That'. Right Irom the Rob tcConnell Baa Band Book a COffipclllllJOn that I v ty 01 mus,ol aenr .. , Includ,OC rock, ballacl and uptempD In October, Bell performed ... alto '.1'Ol"'c- til 1M Wb<onsln A1I-Stat JIZZ Band at rOlld du 1M ~Co on ..... lt I part 01 the Wiscoculn Jau F 'a1 and f t ured a nlllllbor 01 jan uper \MS, i Iudln Owl C~ and Freddie Hubbard Bell an .lumnus 01 'orth Teas State Cnl ",tT" he eamod uncIerv Ie \Jate and performod the IIJIlf<I One 0 I b Band AI Bell I appb Ilion and • ....... M moves the ball downfield. ~rts shots Wisconsin winners by Robb Luebr AI 1 III down 10 wrile Ihis .... , I .... Iized Ihal it is very awl these days to write on just IUbjed; so therefore, I will -1IlaII)' bases this week. '********** "ftIt 01 an, there was the fine ... between "Marvelous" Margin IIIeIor and Roberto "No Mas" ..... last TIlursday. I personally W picked Hagler to win, which he • bul 1 didn't expecl Duran 10 lilt an 15 rounds. I don'llhink Hag- .. fIpected him 10, eilher. In any _. tile people got their money's '-1/1 and then some. Many sub- ..... to Viacom cable on the ... Iide of Milwakee, and view- • In other stales, received Ihe ... al home for free. Due to a ~ problem, the salellile sig- "lIIdn'l 8"t scrambled. ********** ..'!!! Wis<onsin Badgers moved i;i;,,10 a bowl bid with a wild, ...... ute. C-38 WJIl over Purdue. - WiIIniIIc touchdown was scored ... a play called, approprialely lIIIIIp.. ,the 14 Sucker pass, where .... Ii&bt ends fake a block, then reupfIe1d. As a mult, Ted Pear- • ... wide open. The best part - tile fact Ihal the Badgers were lila fourth down and one siluation. ... star 01 the game, however, was .. _er Al Toon, who caught ~ passes for 252 yards, a Big - record. Included in those eighl ....... a 73 yard touehdown ........ Two olher sports learns al Wisconsin are having good years. I!oI1l the men's and Ihe women's cross-country teams placed first in the NCAA Districl IV meet in East Lansing, Mich. last weekend Each team qualified for the national meel, to be held on Nov. 21 in Bethlehem, Pa. TIle men's team is the defending NCAA champion The Badger hockey leam is finally playing up to its capabIlity, especially after fhis past weekend The Wisconsin skalers totally manhandled the WCHA-Ieadmg Minnesota Gophers in a two-game series Sophomore goalie Gary Baxter. a walk-on, held the high-scoring Gophers to only one goal, whIle hIS leammales scored 12, includmg a 9- o whitewash salurday night. After an Q-4 start. the Badgers are now 4- 4 in the WCHA and >-5 overall If they can play at this level for the rest of tbe season, they should be In a position to defend their NCAA championship. ********** Back to college football for a few moments: Third-ranked Auburn clinched a Sugar Bowl berth with a 13-7 victory over number 4 Georgia. Herschel Walker, wbere were you when theY needed you? ..NebrasU, ranked number 1 an year, really did a number (67) on Kansas (t31 in winning their 11th straight game this year ...lllinois is going to Pasadena as the Big Ten representative in the Rose Bowl; they clinched It by beating aI!o-ran 1n<bana 49-21. It's the Dlini's first Rose Bowlm 20 years ... Perennial football power USC was beaten by Washington 2~ on salurday; this was the lirst time the Trojans were shut out ~ 17 years. TIleir record thIS year IS an uncharacteristic 4->-1. CoJdiDued OD pogo 1Z Soccer Playoff ambitions stopped by Mark Feldma •• TIle weather settled down and the sun came out last saturday afternoon as the Parkside soccer learn prepared to play Sangarnon Stale University in the AlA Area 5 championships. But as the game was played. it was obvious the sun "0lS not shining on Hal Henderson's Rangers at Parkside lost to sangamon 3-0, sending the Stars to the NAJA national tournament in WichIta Falls, Texas. "We played well enough to win." Henderson said of the losing Ranger effort. "We got ourselves into an earl)' hole and it was frustrating ... The hole was dug early in the game as Parkside scored the fi t sangamoo goal inadvertently w hile trying to clear the ball "After that. we were in a pani(' situation:' Henderson SOld ~ As ,t got later in the game, it dJdn't malter iJ they scorN one live or tell pis" With almost lour minutes left ill the second half sangamon S<'OI'Od on • penalty ki<l< and then scored their last goal also a penahj'. abool oae rnmute later "U we could ""' .. scored the forst pl. .... d ha been JO tbey ,Sangamon, couldn't ha.e touched us," Henderson uid "Sangamoa d>dn 1 S<Ore a goal Oft their own an da ' Parkside beal Grand\ ...... CoIIeee 01 Des oees I....~ last Wed day 2-1 10 three 0 -erumes ,n the senu-finaf game. WIth AncI.- Fa- ...... 00 5COrUlli both goafs After thai game. the Rangers seemed read to..-m saturday "We were 'very roDhdent Vie could beal Sangamon ~ H-'erson said ·We ere at e .... kn<w what .... could do .. \\'lule Grand, posed DO real Ihreat to Parks.de Hend ""n tJ>oocbl the Ra • IiUW sIadl 011 the lJeId ·1 doD 1 • 101 01 plIJwn lOOt Gnndriew aertoasIy ," be ... "We did not pa'e ..., pr0blems, bat the long kept tbeIII 011 the £oeId. strClllCW. ....,. I'll" TIlro. b botb cameJ .1 tb~ cbamp""'upa, PIrtside A!D«. ICIlIl JIlDlRY Banks oaJy pia,... I' ............. ed • IImItiaC Raltl [ 5u_'s off "JiIIImy _ oat wilIl a ~ croon -. and be .... Id llOC run." He.le" ... sa\cI. "V"" 1* him out of the bne up IDd PfflI'fchances " Hmdenoa has put cesslill 19lIS • eral record-bre ....... for ~rJ>ts ·'.it're and tak • I to ..'Ulter PARKSfDE FOOD SERVICE ANNOUNCES /II. CHILDREN'S TOY DRIVE MEXICAN PlATE SPECIAL THURS. NOV, 171ft • FRI. NOV, 111tt UNION DINING ROOM 11:00 a,m,-2:OO p.m, MEXICAN PlATE SPECIAL • ENCHILADA CASSEROLE , SMAU TACO SALAD , CINNAMON CHIPS ONLY '1.99 WITH 25' GOING TO S.O,C, TOY DRIVE RANGER Classified ads FREE CLASSIFIED ADS CLASSIFIED DEADLINE: MONDAY 10:30 A.M.I STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE: POLICY Any registered UW-P student is qualified to insert a clas1. Submitters must presified line ad in the Ranger at no cost if under or equivalent to 10 words. (phone numbers equal 1 word) sent ad to Ranger office (WLLC 0139) by deadline. Classification 2. Two free ads _ 10 words or less. . 3. 25¢ will be charged per 10 words if word limit is exceeded. Name Ranger . 5.5. No. WLLC 0-139 .'.',','.'.'.;'...'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.::.:;•.»:;;.;.;.>...... ;':-:';'.':-:';'/ :-:-";';';-:-'«';<';';-:-:-;':-:-:-:-:.;.;.;.;-;.;.-."' .-.;.;.-.;-'.;.:-:.;.;.;.;.'.;.;.;.;.;.;.-.;.;.;.;.;.;.;-;.;.;.;.;.;.:-;.;.;.:-;:;:;:;=:;::;:.; .•... For Sale .I'lIOPEL GT -automatlc, good mile- .,.. dependable. $000 or best. 553-9745. Services Offered TYPING AND calligraphy. Speedy -. Call Louise. 6S4-4S05. Miscellaneous SIIOW us your current Parkside ID or IIumIIi card and the first beer is on .. Cad's Pizza. somewhere in Racine. CIlIIPOIlATE IMAGE building wOrk. ~ Friday, Nov. 18,2 p.m., Molinaro DUO. . Personals UTE: GENERAL Hospital is __ Uno! Joey. lAtE: LUKE and Laura are together :i'.=.Sandy-let me make your ""'lilies. PE'l"FJt-.CARROTS taste better with 11II ...... 011 lbem. Mickey. lIN ANDJill. we're all thriUed that ,..'re Ilomy, but enough is enough!! J,T,.J.K .• P.C" M.K., A.B., C.C .• J.W., P,H., B,S. JIANNE: SHOUW we get another iIIII baml lor the 25th? ED FIIANCISCO: Happy 20th birthday MIt Wednesday!! Park Avenue Kids. J1JUE JOHNSON: Hope you enjoy JOIU' 20th birthday this Saturdayl! !lAD: MEET you in the E.R. Friday .""t!! Sandy K.M.H. 1SERf: LONDON'S calling. HELLO, HELLD--OH, NO!!! Born Again. . GOONE: TOO funny, beautiful and WIird. Let mom pack! Lucky. _1: BIZARRE, far-fetched in style IIId appearance -True!! -$$!?!?!?!? ... : CLASSIFIED by over 4043.7, reinItated 10 ססoo1. Love "I" IlP.: ARE You still' looking for a yellow V.W. Backseat? ME PAT: SOMETIMES someone very spedal heJps you out so much you don't kaew what to say, but thanks and I love ,... Rbonda. 0'.- GOOD luck Saturday night. K ANDJ. lATE: I thank you for helping me. You're fantastic! Joey. JEANNE: HAPPY Anniversary. I love lOU!!! ChUck. SNOOkY: A special f~iend with so -"Y Special meanings what would I ever do without you??? WeU, I don't ... MOLLY: I'M sure dinner at Bonnie's pIaee Win be as fun as dinner at your $ So theret! Also, less of a quack- ~nence. r SATURDAY I was so embarrased. The glazed duckling I was serving \lICked and Richie dropped all his ~ •. MAZELTOF ... D' 1were a rich duck ... quacky-quackJ~·'Cluacky-quacky-quacky quacky q~ quack ...AII day long I'd quacky ~y cook, if I were a flambayed 8PEA&JNc OF foul teons, how does fJI:e make no-peek chicken? Beware of ~ens Dying blindly into houses of .... llDoiiIyed,glazed duckling. Thafs how - lDakes no-peek chicken. D4VE-GET SERIOUS!!! Elvira 1111!: BABVSJTrER has conducted a - cue 01 SCARLET FEVER. Let's ~ nothing happens that isn't in the _ct. ~:v. BEWARE 01 elephant sized ".,.,..., When you return from N.V. !!"'yard is lilting quickly. Good lerlil· - for the frozen lettuce. fIloUlV-I'LL do anything to gel a head • ..... Voyage. We wish we could say ..... ~ 10 see you go. Leave your JIII»Det strings for the next one in line ..... L':olIOw are the famous _cing ...... 11 Twiqling eyebrows are caldly. m ......· "ED EVENTS: COMM corp IIIIIiaatIoOI to be held daDy mid-inaln • place. Don't miss 'em. Learn how to communicate Violence. OPENING: COMM instructor·84 due to situations beyond our control ..there win be openings for interpersonal inter. cultural, sociaf change ... lnstructor eaten by large fish at vacation spot in north. wem Wisconsin. MAUDE GRADUATES this semester ... everyone jump for joy!!! LT. HAVE you met B.L.T. yet?? Are you still dating bologna and cheese or are you with pickled dumpling? TO WHOM it may concern: I may be a stwnp, but at least I haven't let any of life's circumstances dull my sense of humor. R.L. JENNY SEZ The world for this week is STUMP!! RICK SEl Jennie is right. PAT SEl Rick is right. KEN SEZ Pat is right. AND THAT'S what being a stump is all about!!!! RICK LUEHR: Think about joining the Marines ...as a tank? JK KATE, LUKE Spencer is Mayor of Port Charles!!! Joey HERBS: GO to the elevator and dial 2295; righteous Maynard!!!! DOT FACTOR: Let's sexercise together. Your Bonnie Belle. TO AU. you misfits: Go to class. Orf. Orl. MR. EDITOR man: Same time tomorrow? Photogs (not Whit) SIS: PILLOWS are for puppies. thanks for house breaking me. SLIM: (C,J.A,) where did ya go?!! Looks like zeea Time! M,F.T.L IO-LA·LA LOVER) Too bad M.H. went home! Thanks for the limo service. JOHN TYSON: Bet you didn't expect to find yourself in here! SAY FRISKY! Have your bunnies been running lately?? Love Lumpy. DAN VlDAS. just shut up and bowl. would ya! JAMIE, YOU'RE so nice to look at. That's what makes it so hard to study. Remember ... Papagaios! ' DANGEL()..LET'S get physical. Your suzy sweet cheeks. Orf, Orf! AlTRACfIVE FEMALE for short term physical relationship. Ask for Nick at the Ranger office. PETER: JUMP on ZZ's top. Mickey. KAY: I want to hug your snoozer! BJ. RICK: CHARLES Atlas phoned. He wants more of those little red pills. JK P,A.B,: 00 me a favor smile! Don't frown. Joey. JOHN P.: Don't foul up on your bowling. Joey. , k MICKEY: SEEN any carrots? I U as Adam-you ask P.P.!.! Peler. P.P.I.: I'M trying! Am I gettmg better? ? Hope so! Peter . E.J. DOCTOR Who is alive and well and lives at Parkside. Joey; . KATE: LAURA Spencer IS alive and well and lives in Port Charles'! Joey. KATE: WALLY Cleaver is coming!!! ~~TBALL: YOU should have replaced Dr. 5euss' lunch. Peon. HEY BOOBY: Where's the seats!! We wanna picnic. Tallent Gals. JON DUDLEY: and the Crankers-totalIy fornicating obnoxious rock band. ED: GOSTO ku an tee-tee mu! florence. . h ki FLORENCE' FAV loy. c un . ng. GWEN FAYE: Our gang W1sh~ .to think you for your southern hOSpitality at your home last week. The y-team. KIM MOSS: You light up my life. Your Sweetie-pie Gregg Nelson. WHY F ART and waste it when you can belch and taste it? ED FRANCISCO: A "Student" and a "Gentleman." , R1Z: YOU seem to ful~m ~veryone s Deeds Iately ..... pecially Cmdy s. GWEN: DRINK your vitamin C and eat three square .... Is a day. .." BIZ: CAN'T wait for "Thanksgivmg! ~: DON'T yOll eyeball me!:' ·R-O.V. JR., Vour hands, weren t ~.!!'~,:,rv'8{,·~ u:~.~ UKM:oUV. and JI treats area t kin OIl the bIocIt . YG:rls bad either ..... ParlWde . ----------------~~- Saturday, Nov. 26 SCIENCE STUDENT vs FACULTY BASKETBALL CHALLENGE Jjle II5:30 p.m., precedes the UW-P vs UW-LaCrosse game in the Phy. Ed. Building Come see your favorite Professors pool their physical prowess and try to beat the Spectacular Student team!!! Faculty Roster: Tickets: $1.50 Includes: Bruce uBomber" Branchini C,M. "Chargln" Chen Fred "Clutch" Clough Morris "Magic" Firebaugh UYean Gene" Gasiorkiewicz Gene 'lGunner" Goodman Ben "Boards" Greenebaum Norberl "Icemaln" Isenberg "Jumpln" Jeff Nehr "Pistol" Peter Nielsen Alma uAce" Renish Jim "Sureshot" Shea Ed "WIldm8n" Wallen Keith "Stilts" Ward Norbert "No Miss" Wie'enberg Esther "One Shot" Will Scorekeeper: Sam "Numbers" Filippone Coach: Homer Knight • Also Starring • AI ..Whl " Guskin. referee Gary ..Woo Goetz, announcer 1. an exciting evening with The Science Division Globetrotters 2. Ranger vs. LaCrosse Game 3. Dance following in the Union Tickets available at Concourse table in Gr. hall and GR 344. PROCEEDS GO TO THE SCIENCE DIVISION FACULTY/ALUMNI SCHOLARSHIP FUND Sponsored by the Chemistry Club RANGER Z Thursc!al •• ' ~m""r 17.1'83 @H. ~1i83 71" Letter to the Editor SNAFU! To 1M EdaIOr It bmI <1aImfd lIlat p<ople ftI} 011 lball .. portml 01 tMv br ProoI 01 tIW u-y IIr<Sid- "'C t ..u.n 1M tu· I 01 1M AthJoIjc Ooput. - T _ s.- '"- to Ilaw 1M lra<k ..,oirfd. tbus poatllnC tIw ''llomo lioIdI" out 01 -. ..... 10 tile oOIe<t<d _ to do tIlio JOb. WeD. maY"" J_. July • ...-bIJ AUCUS\' • t I slap belle 1ft 1110 nudda. 01 tile _1ft Odoloor But WIit a'- ......... p.•• ory bnt bom<c_ II plonninl to ..-e • oports 1eslJ,-aJ around tIw "BowI" ~ 1M bog ..- opuISl Mad""" Got It"! Put some equipment -.by to loot 1iI<~ _ 's busy 'I'1l<n """~ _ sudlen 10 Wood __ DObocly WI1I _ that dld- ..,. .... o>t bas beft done on tile lndt UpOD rftlot<tIon. It's just • litue tbort...."ted 01 our lads to pidt lIlIs ,..1O __ ~lfttllo ........ play-offs aad ~ up play. iIlC 011 • pratU<e "~Id don't'- Uds rftIize ~ IoroIlaDd that admaIIIslnlOn tan't pl.D ths~ tblDC" Th~y ba.~ IJDdaots duo SOOII AH, YES. J£.SSE, I CERTAINLY DO APPROVE.OF YOUR JOINING T\lE. PRE.SIDENTIAL RACEMIND vou I ,RUST YOU'LL LET ME USE THE BLACK VOTE. WHE.N YoU'RE DONE WITH IT-NOT TO RUSH YoU OF c.ouRSE-SAY! HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE. SEC.RE.TARY OF EDUC.ATION? OR HOW 'BOVT HOUSING AND URBAN. DEVELOPME.NT? WHAT'5 T\-lAT yoU SAY? "NOT HA DOOTS OF POSITIONS BUT OUTLETS FOR AMBITION -MY ~ DROLL! WIVE 'lbu EVER c.o~51oEll£O THE FllOll> ~ ....OVEltTISllolC,? Happy Thanks- • • g~v~ng from the Ranger taff Nobody bas eve" said that Partsid~ doesn·t aUrad a diverse group 01 peopl~ into ils friendly ronfines . ..,,~ aver.lge J"",sludent who .... es Friday at noon and sta~.. as far away from parlwde as possible until the rust dass on Monday may nol realize the many week~ acti"ties that oteur OY6 th~ week~· The Union and food SfiVice malte good mon~ by renting out various PaBside facilities and catering to organuations. Tlus past weekend. I notice. was .ery busy. At on~ time during the Saturday evening. there was a regional Inter,Varslty Chnstian Fellowship meeting in th~ tal~teria (which is referred to as ..the dining room" for evenmg ~\'enls), a gathering of Dr. Who fa· natlcs In Union 104-105 and a Parkside Activities Board "meeting" lparty. in good old reliable Union Square. What an .. ening for any God·loving Dr. Who fan who likes to party. huh? People who know me well can ~asil~' guess which party I <rashed. Hint: PAB offered free beer, *************** As most of you Raci~ bus riders noticed, on the front pag~ is th~ n~ that the Radne bus service will begin aU-<layball·hour service to Parksid~. Tlus should maIt~ aU th~ nden happy alter ha.ing to suffer the pl"a'lOUS monstrosity of "service." The ironic thing is that only lasl week. Ranger published a sUtY~ in ord6 to measure the support by Ra· cine riders (or half·hour. evening and weekend service. "'bat pull Ranger has. Maybe next week we should pnnt a survey determining how we want to get rid of Ronald R~agan~ther by impeaching him or by just wailing to YOt~ him out f may be greedy, butI'd like to go for two wins in a row. *************** - JESSE~ H~VE YoU CONSIDERED THE. EFFEClS Of A. NUCLEAR WAR ON lHE BLACK COMMUNITY? by Ken Meyer, Editor I'd like to thank the 50 or so people who showed up for the open lorum Monday with Chancellor Gusitin. There are not many top administrators who would volunteer to stand alone (in a corner, yell and addtess any issue the students want addressed. But then again, he's been here for over eight years, so I'm sure he realizes the rampant apathy around here cuts down the number of in.ol.ed (and caring) studenls. thus minimizing his risk. *************** One final note: In last week's column. my referen<e to myself as a Ilparty animal" was inadvertently typeset as ..part animal." Those of you who don't know me probably didn't notice the mistake, hoi 0. the other hand. some of the people who do know me did.'1 notice it, either _ . K.n M.l" Edltor Jennie un_ N._ Editor John K 1c F.. tur. E_ P.trlel. Cu_ Spons Editor Mlcllael Kall Plloto Edltor AndyBuell n Bu_ "'n_ C_~rt CII_" AcIv_ __ Jeff Wlcka _.. ger Pet iIlIl ,...t. Bu_ Men.lI.r - emllK17,It13 UW task force Teacher education examined Joseph F Kauffman, a prolessor 01 education adnwustration al uw· MadIson and Iorme- ezecume .x:.. presidenl ()( the UW S)'Stem, will dwr the lasI< lort'f. Members are: Barbara J. Alvarez, music educa· lion, UW-5l...... !'oml; Rhea S. Das, psycllolocY, UW·Superlor; James J Lorence, history, IlWC· ManU-. William W Mayrl, soaoIocY. and Belte J Peltola. curnculwn aIld mstructioo. UW·Mil· ...... : E<tftrd R Mulvihill, asSOCiate deaD oIletlen and soence, aIld John R Pabner, edue.lIon <1-.. UW·Madlson, Owa) .. e G Obon. education clwr. L'W·ParItsi· <1-.. Wa)'M W S4Iko"" pIl)'SlCS.UW· Ib, ... Fall>, James E Sloilenbe<'B. educatlOft deen. UV"·PIaU",1Ue; E Mocbael Tbron IIle \'lce cbanceIIor UW-Green 81), and W Carl Wimberly, V1<'O dwlceUor. UW·Laer0', '.. 1SlId he expected the task lor«! to ~ the appropriale role 01 the UOJ'e~ll In prepanng edu· cational proles.slonals and lbe essential cornl'O"""ts of quailt) proII'artlS to prepal'! educators; --<:OIlSider UW system responsibility lor continuing education lor teachen aIld scllool administrators; -recommend bow the untverlily mighl de\'e!op stronger pari' Denbips with the elementary and ...-Iarl' schools; --f-~amine current teacher education programs and their relalionslup to the needs 01 scbools and other education agencies in Wiscon· sin' _'-~d incentives to attract gilled young persons inlo teac!ung careers. The UW S)'Slem presidenl said he expected a prebminary progress ~ from the task lorce by May I, 19M and a ltnal report no laler than Nov. I, 1984. "Rather than providing detalled I$sessments of particular programs," O'Neil said, "1 would hope thai the task force's eflort would be directed 10wards prm,dlng the Sys· tem with a ",ell·articulaled plulosopIly 01 the appropriale role of UJl· versit}' education ID the preparalJon of educabonal professionals and ldentilying those respons,blUties we need to address betler " •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • • : ACADEMIC ADVISI G: : FOR : : SPRING '84 SEMESTER : • • : CONTINUING MATRICULANT STUDENTS (STUDENTS WHO ARE : • SEEKING A DEGREE AT UW-PARKSIDE) SHOULD CONSULT • • THEIR ACADEMIC ADVISER PRIOR TO REGISTRATION FOR • • SPRING SEMESTER. A CERTIFICATION OF ADVISING FORM, • • SIGNED BY THE ADVISER, IS REQUIRED FOR REGISTRATION, • • • SPRING SEMESTER COURSE SCHEDULES WILL BE AVAILABLE • • • ON NOV. 9 • • • NOVEMBER 9-23 HAS BEEN DESIGNED AS AN ACADEMIC AD- • • • VISING PERIOD, AND ADVISERS WILL MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO • • MEET WITH YOU THEN. • • • ADVISING WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE IN THE RFGISTRATION AREA • • • • CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT • • • IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, CONTACT THE OFFICE OF THE • • • • DEAN OF FACULTY • • 348 WYLLIE L1BRARY·LEARNING CENTER, 553-2368 • • • NOTE: NON-MATRICULANT STUDENTS (STUDENTS NOT SEEK- • • • ING A DEGREE AT UW-PARKSIDE) ARE EXEMPT FROM THIS • • REQUIREMENT. • • • ........................... • ~ . • SUFAC begins budgeting Intrarnurals Tuesday, Nov. 22, 8·9 a.m. Business Services/ Accounting SAB building Tuesday, Nov. 29, 8·9 a.m. SOC Thursday, Dec. I, 5·7 p.m. Ranger Siudeni Activities Ollice Union led Universily Fees Allocalion Commillee) will SUFAC (~eg~udgeting this week. SUFAC, which lunds 17 areas begin prelrnn ry heduled to complete fmal budgeting on Dec. I in :~mttUSha~n~ ils final 1984-85 segregaled fee budget done by sem~er Cbreak, ls 01 eighl mernbers-six PSGA senators and two stuS A ~s~~ lar e during each semester's PSGA election, The <l-.nls elect bers 01 gSUFAC are' Bill Grindeland, Carlice Halmo, Pal currenl mem . Sc P t Hensiak (chair). Paul Johnson, Ken Meyer, oil e erson and Sieve Schre' (There is one open senator seat.) Th~n~;"mitlee reviews the. 17 budget area~ before preliminary bud tn and then asks questions of each area s spokesperson. IIa bud::\sg cui at all during preliminary budgeUng. the area has the opunit 10 again address SUFAC dunng final budgeting. ~ ce i'J,e final SUFAC budget IS approved. the PSGA sen~le must th n pprove It thus lorwarding il 10 Chancellor Alan Guskin. IIthe ch~~lIor app;oves it, the budgel is submilled 10 Ihe UW Syslem Board 01 Regenls lor their final approval. SUF AC Budgeting Schedule Tloesday, Nov. 1>, 8-9 a.m. Union Debl Service SUFAC C1u1d Care Cenler Tbun4ay, Nov. 17, 507 p.m. P AB PSGA Peer Supporl Winter Carnival/Homecoming Friday, Nov. 18, 1·3:30 p.m. Health Housing Athletics Smokeout today by Jill Whitney Nielsen U you are a smoker and thinking aboul quilting. loday might jusl be the day. Today is National Smo· keout Day, and it is being sponsored by the Nurses Associalion here al Parkside. National Smokeoul Day is the day where smokers everywhere can test their endurance and discover whether or not they can quillor 24 hours. - Information is also available aboul dillerenl facls aboul smoking. dillerenl lypes 01 cancers and women smokers and pregnancy. It is not so much qUilling for a day as becoming aware of Ihe inlormation and malting a decision to quit later, slales Barb Cornen, president of Nurses Association. There are also ways a non-smolt· er can gel involved. Any non-smok· er can participate in Adopl·a·Smok· er, where the smoker signs a "contract" slaling he/she won'l smoke for 24 hours and Ihe non·smoker provides encouragement and a shoulder 10 cry on. So, remember, today is National Smokeoul, so slop by Ihe inlorma· tion lables, latch on to a non-smoker and don't smoke, Toll-free number for UW. resources The University of Wisconsin Sys· tem has inslalled a toll-free lele· pbone number to make ils compulerized inventory of ~niversily reSOUf'(B more accessible to businesS and industry. The loll-Iree service is called WISe, or Wisconsin Industry Service Call. The number is 800-362· 3020. WISe users may order ihe compulerized invenlory of some 250 university service units. or use the telephone conlacl 10 make a speci· flC requesl for assislance. The in· venlory appears in a publicalion tilled A Profile of University Serv· ke to 1Iasiness and Industry. The publication is Iree. UW System Presidenl Roberl M. O'Neil unveiled the inventory reo port last fall al a meeting 01 Ihe Wisconsin Associalion of Manufac· turers and Commerce. He said the report would spur cooperalion with business and industry "for our mu· tual benefil and the enhancement of the slate's economy." In addition 10 listing cenlers. department, institutes, research groups and specialized IaboralorieS and libraries ready to provide research assistance. consultation or other service to business and industry, lbe report identifies more than 1,500 business and industrial firms who have used university resources in the lasl two years. The university service profile was compiled by a UW Syslem task force headed by Chancellor Robert S. Swanson of UW-Sloul. The publi' CJItion is being updaled and a second printing, 10 be titled Unh'etsil>' Resources for BusiDess: aD. b· dustry is expecled 011 the press early nexl year. • nunday" \_~ t7,It83 Guskin open forum dnDk wuely Wbat WI,. ... basically doing but DOl toppUll dnnking at co<UlJl poIn u )'ng to people \h:ll l"" can go out to your car and _ any ben you' • had three or four beers " 0.. ludent polnled out \h:lt nee Parbide u ted • lD the middle 01 I\OWllere llb no 0''' ..... ...., there aren 'I man~ transportation epuons available _ than dn;ing G pamled oul thaI a bus pnl\.ded I The End Iast year .. t some eocsidertJl. eopense and nobody too& 1\ .. H admitted that u a good debaWl& polOl "" .. 113e, III effect don't ha\t lD tIw O'en bul tIw lnI1h IS people don't use the .. pnl';d. It .. Oft the .. bus '• .,. and otb« I G Iddl ..... od at the opeIl forum IS on • d ......... -..butl be flY P- ~ Pm_ny, Im not III ...... tJw_.. I III the do ~ .. I lodl .. DOl people Ranger pbolo by Todd Herbst 0..-110< AIaa GIISIdD .......... slode.I's queslio. during Mo.day's ope. lorum, Chancellor addresses various • Issues secuoes. Guskm noticed thaI 20 to 25 percenl 01 .U courses 011."", are durmg the .. erung Activity hour Q: Do yoo 1.. llbe, {WF I·t p,m. laMI} bour Is beoelicil.l7 Yes, I think the actiVlly bour h3s been very good for sludents and laculty aDd stafl (in order 10 schedule meetings I. I lIuok Ii's been a \try good lIung and not ha\"g hear<I anylIung 10lbe contrary-I don't expecl ,t to chang., Admissions policy Q: Ho do ).... leel lbout closi.g \be door to some mdeDts \\ bile .d· mitti.Dc some 00 conditional condi· doas os the ..... proposed Idmis· sin polit) .. oWd do? I think the onglnal unpetus for the whole change in admissions polit)-wbich is now In proposal form in a faculty committee-was aD experience that we were 10- vohed wltb certain students in a revoMng door IlasIcaUy whal was bappenlng was Hhat) students would come In and they'd drop out 'ery qwckJy whether It be In two months. oae semester or one year. The questIOn was whether we ...... helpulll an)'bodl' by being as lenient as we were lf1 terms of admLSSions policy. The experience was up to now, .that we weren't heut« very helpful to those people, DOr ere we being particularly belplul to a 101of other stud.nls ID the same classes \h:lt those people took Proceeds going 10 Ihe Science So, by cutting out those sludents is t the proposal IS-<leferring Division Scholarship Fund those students who literaUy do not bave the skills to function al all on When: Nov, 26, 5:30 pm • UnIvenJ!y level and we don'l beW here', UW-Parkside Gym Ii....e will as a result of anyllung we ean do We·... encouragmg them to r.use their sIuU 1..... 1 through som. Tickets available for $1.50 in GR 344 means other \h:ln the university, O r at Special Table on Concourse, w..... also saying. in that pro- pcoaI, thaI some 01 the stud.nls who have serious skills problems __ ..JL.. ..;,Spon,;._.or... ed_b=Y=the==c=h=e=m=i=.=try=C=IU=b=:::::::::::~~buI who 'lin! leel can lunction in a Il s .... a maller 01 our heut« oppooed to tt \I JU5I a matter of peop~ ...... comnulled 10 USUlll,t Evening courses Q. Wbl u 1M program tJw -« ooe of 1M 1 -that I'M .... take aU ., the reqlllred ....- "t-...c coot and studenl demand Then!'s ob\ iousIy, lD the busineSS procrarn, a lot of people want to won part-bme In the da)' and .. ..,1 to Uk. COUI>eS In the 0'erun& !t's 1150 a f.... lj sueable prov.lm. '" w. oIfer two sec\JOns of the h r Ito same course. na 'I, O'en When l"" start to gel lDto tIw 'd It ore a other areas, ther.'s )u>1 not enough Y 10 fund It udents to go around to oIf ... t...., r ~~~~~~ 2 PhoB~;::3 ~ 3 BeautyShop ~ 1 ~ Bnse:{'W F Hours lues. lhuts Fn.• 53101 ! • S , 9·5 ~ I ClOsed An 0 y onda, &~ Wede:nsday Ahe,noon ~~~c-.- • .n~ SHOWDOWN Science Studenls Challenge Se,ence Protessors to a Student Faculty Basketball Game limited way at the university if they go through skill development programs, should not be permitted to Uke just aoy cours., but should he in a very proscribed curriculum. _ High quality faculty Q: Vou mentioned earlier that perkside bos higb quality lacully members. How do you know that? When you talk about a high quality faculty, you usually refer to national standings, which tend to be research-oriented. We have a faculty that publishes a gr.at deat: gives papers at national meetings, is reviewed very positively by their colleagues at other campuses. !t's very difficult to talk about national standings in terms of teaching .. Leaving Madison aside, but including Milwaukee, I'd stack our faculty against any other university in the slate-including Marquetteand we'd probably corn. out as well or better. We spend a great deal of money recruiting faculty, and, in fact, our faculty comes from all the major universities in the counlry. We are very often in direct competition with Madison and Milwaukee for the same faculty, and we sometimes win and sometimes lose. and have a lot to do with the bread· th of experience you have as an undergraduate, . Foreign language Q: Wby is lorelg. Ilog.ICO required lor people 001 majoriJlc Ia busmess? I would have asked the question lhe other way-why isn't 10relg1l language required for business mao jors? I would prefer to hay. more requir.menls in foreign languagtS I lIunk it's a t.rrible error lor ,lud.nls not to take a large nurnbtr 01 their credits in foreign languages. Vice chancellor Q: Wby could.'t a.y 01 tbt .... didates for tbe vacant vice chucdlor positioD come from wllbi. Parkside? It has nothing to do with the quality of the fac\llty, It's just a question of what is the likely oul· come. Most of the time vice chancellors come from outside. Then there's also the Question of, Ina small univer.:oity, what happens ~ you have a relatively small number of poeple who would probahly he qualified. What would happen is thaI there WOuld be a lot of negative lund of stuff about some by advocates for the other ... You get a situatiOn where golld people would bt hun because ther.·s advocacy on different sides. Career plans Q: Two years ago, at the _ II your last open forum, you .iet"t,II' lor Ibe presldeocy 01 Temple I ai' versity. Do you p.... e.dy bolO II' career moves iD mind? Someday 1 hay. nothing nghl now_ But U; be very honest Il'm to my ninth year at the unive,:,dY.and being 46 y.ars, old), I don I ex~ to retire here. There are a lot I years between now and ...~, -19 to be exact-so I expect, ersot' I might be at another UOlV -l. Bul I don't have any plaDS ..... now, Breadth of knowledge Q, Wby do we bave 10 take all these Breadth of Knowledge cour· ses? A bachelor's degree means somelIung and it doesn·t mean speciatization, II doesn't mean that you take aU your courses in the same field, It means that you've goUen a well-rounded, broad education. If I had my way, Iwould reduce the number of courses you can take in your major and literally increase the number of courses that you have to take outside your major. Arter your second job in your career ladder" the skills that get you the third JOb and the lourth job have nothing to do with your major Psycho Babble All's Fair. Flynt for President! • • One of the referees was asked aboul the rune-man team rule The ref said someUung about howlng hun that m the rules. ""lIat' [)o,,.l the officu\s even kDoW the rules' Apparentl not .1 mentJOOed tlle rune-man rule beca_ Ille wresllen bad more dIaa nine peopte pIa)"UII The). bad ID oIlenme squad, a def ... sve squad and a krl..ofI team TIle ref ...... d,d.,.lfeel W<emat· ... an~ oatls, 50 tlle game became f... ly \Iolent I saw head slaps being applied qu,te liberally In fairnes:s lO the \\TeStlen. however, ~ w re nol the onll people play· '"ll rou h Bul there were a lot more marmed geo\ogl.sLsthan " rreslien The- wrestlers won the game 27- 13 The) plaled W<eth~ "ere try. Ing lor a ,IIChelnb H"",")' But h~ 011. fair hI kk T1l<>me I uper' luroll football t hlltd wuh t nGe<>1oIY Club pnopared .th th w tling So remember, next November, when you step into that voting booth that a vote for Larry Flynt is a vote for freedom, and justice, and sex, and naked bimbos", and leather, and whlps.and chains, and whipped cream, and cnsco, and girl scouts, and great danes, and... Larry Flynt believes in freedom. He is so committed to freedom that he has promised to run campaIgn ads featuring explicit sexual actlv,- ties. What a boon to the Amerocan family! No longer WlII your children bother you with embarrassl~g questions about sex. All they. WIll have to do is turn on the ~elev1S1on and there it will be. All of It. American children will grow up better adjusted and tnrormed because of Larry Flynt Truly, his accomplishmenls are too numerous to list. He has taught the world to 'Think Pink'. He has given us 'Beaver ~un~·. f:le has given us more publishing IOnova· tions than you can shake your st,ck at. I realize thai the presidential election IS still a year away, bul I think now IS the lime 10 come out 10 support of a candidate. Now I don't usually make up my rrund tJus early III the campaign, but I bave found a eaedidate whose Ideas and goals are absolutely exceptional, rooted In the basic beliefs that have made our country great. By now I'm sure you've realized w1>0 I'm talhng about It IS, of course, Larry Flynt ThaI's J1&bt, I beU..-e that the publisher of Hustler Maganne, that showcase of ",·et}-UUngthat IS won· derful about America. wl1l be our next pre5ldent leI's lake a looK at LaIT} Flynt's qualihcallons. shall we. Flrslof all. he' roch And he was ne\"er an actor He runs a publishmg empire of the highest magrutude. He IShumble. He is so humble that he dldn't 'ft"--anl to show orf in front of a federal court, so he locked h,mself 10 his mansion and refused to come out As a matter of fact. he was so determmed not to make a spectacle out of himself that he threatened to shoot an}one who lned to remove tum "'nat humility What a guy. 0$1 m ~ Ie rl~ lhe dominated throughout ******** Now a word from our sponsor: Are you feeUng run down? Listless? Just don't nave the energy to complete that vitally important task, like sawing through that log? Well, if thaI's the case, just che.. a stick of Wragley's Amphetamint Gum. on did noI This "bound for control from tile _ The f, Id " nually UM ked ThaI's right, each plece of Wra· gley's contains 250 milligrams of Dexedrine, just the thing to give you that little blt of extra energy to keep you going for two, maybe three days non·stop. Then, if you reel like you just have to relax, try a tall, cool glass of Barbitu·ade. So remember, that's Wragley's Amphetamint Gum for those Ured times, and Barbitu-ade for those times when you really need to come down and. crash for a week or two. Available from Murray The Skunk, corner of 5th and Main. Kid talk He lias done wonders for the morale of the nations handicapped. From his humble gold-plated wheelchair, he has shown that nol even paralysis can stop someone from becoming the greatest por-- nograph .. that the world has ever known BoIS. ",bo generally play more compelll1\e games, tend to mteract III large groups and the" langu ge \itr1.Lh h othe£ characlenzed by ,...-.-ra< ,challenge> and namecaI1Jng and frequentll m"olves argumen . the researchers say G"i>. on the other hand. tend to speak to each Olher IfIsmall groups or pa", and partic,pate ,n roleplallflg fIOIllesempllas1Zlng cooper· ollon and xharong. wh.ch 1Il0uences the kmd of langauge girl> use FnerId;Iups among girl> tend to be more Intense and exclUSIve than those among boy . and gIrls' lan· &uage J more Ukely to conlaln words ucb as "we", "u .'. and "leI's", Borl<er and Maltz say " al th dIll ren bo· t ", .... Ie and ' ..... Ie lang.. pau ms "-.aI cont ",II be I ubI«' _ puhho "'tur tIp mo. Monday, ,"0' 21. In lotin3ro Hall room 324 r" 0 r hers at lhe I""l~l~e ,or R an h Labor.to'} of III nl It, of lif rn,a t Btn It')' Ruth Borl<<< nd [)-.IIuel I lu ""II pr nt Ihe I ture titled •• 80) T Jk' od ·Glrl T '. Grader- 8 fd Diffufatf In FrIoll4l) (Ga' ...... llort .... and ~altz m,unt",n tbat Lbo wpar t" III 01 pia) engaged In b) bu nd IlrI.: tn .:\merll~n cultur rontnbute 10 dl Un u\ l' ) 01\~I tommuRl lion He has served as a testament to the youth of our country. He has proven that with luck, plUCk, and perseverence, any child in this great land of ours can grow up to run a magazine that panders to every sexual deviation known to man. Choral singers to perform for the generol1 public. Tickels are available in the FlOe Arts Office, at the Union Information Desk and at • the door Both the 3O-member Chorale and the 13·member Chamber Songers on· elude musIc majors and majors In other fields Both ensembles prepa· re music from a wide range of st}·les spanning the sixteenth to twentieth centuries The two groups are open by audition to aU Partslde students Baoh and the 'Te Ileum and Jubll· ale Oeo onC by BenJ3lllm BnUen The org3.nJSl In both works 14111be UYf·Par Side organ inSlructor Glenda. lossman German Baroque mlJSlc by Pachelbel, Schuetz and Praetonus wdJ also be perfonned as well as mllSl< by William all· lings. J P Sweebnd and Ctuistopber ~. AdmISsIon for \be concert is 'J for student!, senior oli1els, and Pazbide faculty and staff, and ~ apot D t arbrou h 'IRST \f10 \I. R\ K or K('nu hu 'W" 'TO" , II'" ot'f'ln~ U TO8"" 2 '."01 H 1UU:R BRISTOL 'I.I.\ !'Ii "T PRURIF. SfHn:RS •'h.,nl' 'I-:!:,;J, ,n If t:apu' Geoqe WasIlilICIOD's teeth -.. DOt \lie oaIy puts 0/ bim \bat -.. ..... of wood. He also I>ad a .-l01I ere, .-l01I bait &ad • .-l01I.... 10 Thunday" '0\ tmber J7,1983 A Week at the Park Jazz, Cleaver: Parkside's Thanksgiving ., ltoecl)l-MirW U .. •••••••••• II )ou'r. reaUy hor! on bu. this W k, YOU C\ . GO fOR FR~, lo "The Laod or H}~ IUld Clo')," shown torught at 9 15 P m tn Urnon Square '01. bad d I ********** On tunlay Parbid. \\ill be IIold.... 1M .Al ounlI}' NotioGaIs The women'. f>-&J1ome- .. ~ will be run at 945 am, IlICIIM llIOII • 8-kllomeler race WlU be NIl at II • m Adnu '$1 ********** onday'. Round Tabl. ,ubject LS "Do w. 'oed Edu<aDonaJ Pobri<aJ A 000 Commil .... • .. , by Prot DaVid Jowett, The program tarts at noon In mon 106 and IS free and open to !he pubbc ********** A eceeert, r turmB the Parkslde Orchestra..,11 e place on Ionday at 1 pm 10 the Lnion Cinema A I II lor JKkon lacuJty, Ilalf and mor ouz ns and S2 lor others . ********** Of course. w.•• an't forget the dance In UOIon Square. abo on Tuesday rugh, at 8 pm The one and only "vtall) Cleaver" "ill be playing let's notlorget thaI this dance is to 1'31" Iood lor the Kenosh. Racine area, and so admission rs three non-penshabte lood nems for students and Iive items for guests. Other\\1SO the price to gel in is $S lor stiJdents and $6 lor guests A really bIg turnout would be IlJce to see and will probabl)' make sorneone"s Thanksgin.ng a lot nicer ********* Last, but not least, aU the sUII at the RANGER \\,sh all 01 y'ou a "ery happy Thanksgi\'lng Try Old Sly'" today and ta Ie tne d IfMGntee Ktaeusenlng makes. tt s Old World way ot pure br8Wlng dOUble brew np lila. Qoves Old S.y'" a crISp clea taste thai s number one Wl mlllloos 01 Ame' can beer dr n ers Old Slyle 5 theIr Sty So go ahead and ma~e It )lours • MAKE IT YOUR STYLE. GARY ORANT STEVE" - QRt on a Linn Modern relationships: not a thing of the past Ranger Solution ERAS"WI PERITASS ROLE ASIOE ALAI SUPPLYANOOEMAND T E S T I F Y S I A M ESE needs UNA A R v_ C 0 MIM E Ric I ALP APE R AVA ETRNS NTICE S A RIA R 0 T H S OlE L I ARIIL PREP RAN writers S v S T E i!lA L ITs T S R T E C E 0_ ASS U AGE REA G E N T DIG IIA LCOM1UTER ANTS LLAMA RULE MOST OATEN TILE by K.od}I·Marie Una Iy grandmother and Steve Mar, mel have a lot in common. Steve Marmet (/or those 01 you who don't know) is a writer lor UW-Madison's Badger Herald, their conservative newspaper. When you're as big as they are, ),ou can atrord to have more than one newspaper, Anyway, Mr, Marmel (f address him fonnally, as I have never mel him. although he's probabl)' not too much older than I am) claims in one or his rolumns that he has a hard tim. understandong modem relationships Don't reel too bad, Mr Marmel. So does m} grandmother. II lovel)' person, my gr.lndmothe. in spite of not understanding modem relationships Let me explaon lurther, Irs like this I ha"e a lriend, by the name 01 Neil He's a good friend and he's male I'm lemale No problem, right? Right. Enter One fiance! CURT '~Chilvet f say, "You're my best friend, but so is NeiL" He says, "Okay. fine," My fiance is very understanding of modem relationships. No problem. right? Right. Enter: my grandmother. She says, "Sorry, but you can't have a fiance and a male best friend, too. U romplicates Ihillgs." Uh-oh; problem. Especially when it comes to my going to visit Neil, who like Ste"e Marmel, attends UW-Madison, Grandmother thinks things run r.lmpant in Madison. All the lun things, like sex and drugs. Well, they do, but somehow I refuse to believe I'm going to get pregnant by walking down State Street. Stoned maybe, but not pregnant. My liance tells me, "Go to Madi, son. Have a good time. One 01 us may as well have some fun." He goes to school in Iowa. Horrors. This does not hold much weight· with my grand"lother, She does not understand modern relationships. Somehow I think this is beeause it was 1936 when she was my age. In 1936, you did not have modem relationships. If you were my age in 1936, you were married (or close to il). II your best friend was male, he was very likely also your husband No wonder I'm liVing in the '80's. So, lor the benefit 01 my grand, mother, Steve Marmel, and anyone else who might be reading this, let me explain: A modern relationship is one in which two parties (not necessarily human, as in Ihe fictional but appropriate relationship of Sebastian Flyte and his leddy-bear Aloysius) agree to terms of caring, and more importantly, communication. In communication, you learn to understand each other, and in understanding, you too can build a modern relationship. It lakes work, 01 course, but in time il all begins to make sense, So, Mr. Marmel, il you ever gel to read this and you have any more questions, don't hesitate to write and ask. In the meantime, I'm sure I'll be lielding plenty 01 questions Irom my grandmother, I The Funny Paper Caper 1 WAS SfU WORKING ON TIiE PORtW>PI..E CM£ nre N£)(T Di'Y WHEN DICK "THELMA UME. INlO MV OFFICE ... flO, 'IOU_ "M/ILD LIFE." ONE ~TORY llOWlI. THIS BUM WAS USIN' "ll'IE lATE MR: PORNAPP~E'S CREDIT CARD 1U BUV A Lot.D OF BR.'N MUFFINS, BUT TlE BAKER RECOGNIZED PORNAPPLE'S NAME FROM "THIS MORNING'S OBITUARIES. TWO WAY WA-is;T 'tv E.r- ..-0 MK.1I.OWA,V Ii. OVEN I NEXT iNTERROGATION! Wild Life by John Kovalic ntE WOfUD 1•• 11 ~L.E NO To~oRf1o..J ~ Death of the Parkside Fairy :"::-::-~----.. Ey I YOu!?': T/IOS£" ~NI"Al-5IN f\lAr ~TRIP GEl-OW M/P<JI? (MIT 5TllP T}l1f I'A~t<SID€ FflI~Y /5 Dr/tV<. I by Popular Consent Jimmy Holla IS not dead He actually has curled his hair, lost "'!lght and is the host of a popular early monung exercise program !t 11 SAY! # SAy! SA'OI• Sports shots CODliDued from P~e IS IT the Packers frustrate you year. in and year-out, why not try a team a bit closer to home, such as the Racine Gladiators? rr you want consistency and good play, put the Packers on the back burner and watcb the Gladiators do some rna. min' in their opponent's defense, This weekend would be a good cbance to see our local boys in action. It's not official, but Racine may bost tbe Minor Professional Football Association championship game. The Gladiators got into the linal with a 21-17 win over the Scranton (Pa.) Eagles in Scranloll. This is a victory of-note lor two reasons, Granted, they are a very 1aJ. ented team, but they had 10 travel to Scranton and they hadn't played in a game lor a month, while the other team had been playing ..... tinuously up until last weekend. ********** On the basketball front, a I... notes: Marquette beat the Yugoslavian National team 8UI last Saturday night. This wouldn't seem so unusual, except that the Yugoslavs were virtually the same team that won the gold medal at the 1980 Olympics and was the same team that totally outclassed Wisconsin just a few nights earlier ... Dave Cowens, who tried to return from retirement last year with the Bucks, has to s~t out this year because of recurring knee problems. In fact, this may finally be the end of a truly great career. Maybe he should have stayed retired ...While on 'the subject of the Bucks, it should be noted, if you don't already know, that the Bucks have a five game winning streak at the Milwaukee Arena. The latest win was a 108-107 win over Seattle on Sunday night. BEUel6' rr at'E.SA1'. , '!be Sohd Gold Dancers are not buman. but are, in reality, a mutated form 01 eocchrm. As hard as \Ius may be to believe. Jimmy Carter once lusted alter his own "ife. in Ius heart, I THE REC CENTER WILL CLOSE: Thur. Nov. 24 Fri. Nov. 25 sat. Nov. 26 Sun. Nov. 27 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! U Ij', OVml r 1 ,U83 RANGER Fencing First meet a success bl Pllridl c.mw. Loran He .. coach olth. Iencmg tNm. tor ls I compeuuve sea-- son 'or h team 01 loung Iencers I I'v got some determined people, Ilso 10m n" people ," he said "1 npetl Ih W'IIS and losses to hto Ibout the me Ttus I,"t m.. 1 ,,'W' had some . but we ·•..e ItJU sot I r 10 go , ",.". a dark cloud that always banes ovet the fen Ing t.lm-onel· 1"1'1... '0 high school have lenctng t IN and p«lpl ha ve to lam how to I nee belore the) e n CO/llpet It takes ume 10 tra .. a fencer 'Th problem IS II" ys I"" ther are always new p«lple and you can't recruit Irom lb. high schools because there are no teams to recruit from," said Hem. Some of these eew people are ....'h,tn.y Harmon. Paul Uebe and Kevin Zukelhach They are doong weU but sull learning The fenCing team began their season at lb. WISCOnSIn Open on Maduon Nov. 5 The leadong performers on the team are. Bill Thomas. who placed 3rd out of 25 epeeists, Mark G,ese, who was elinunated on the second round and Sam Waller, who was ehminated in round 16, on the sabre eompeuuon SabJna Claus, on. 01 Ibe premier women, was eluntna.ted on lb. second round of the women's foil competition Coach Hein also said. "Like every coach here, the season goal is 10 gel people qualified lor lb • CAA Championship." One fencer who may realize this goal is Bill Thomas. a new fencer .- from Milwaukee Area Technical CoUege. So far, he's had two firsts, one third and a IiIIb place. "He's quit. good and be's very determined. He loves the weapon," said Hem. "A really exciting fencer 10 watch." The upcoming competition will be llus week.nd at the Penn Stat. Open. in College Station, PA Wrestlers {inish ahead in Stevens Point Open Th. PlrtStd. ",eslhng I.am lIIrted the ......,., on I successlul not. IS lIle fWlcers placed ... ·en wrestler1. IncludIng Ibr .. II"ts. on the Stevens Po,nt Open last Friday Itld Salurday It UW tevens Poont Freshman Dan Hall. OIor l.tI KI Ind juOlor Ted Key .re lU c1wnplOl1S on lIle" w.lght < ... Ib H 11 being named most valuable wrestler In Ih. underc ...... dtVislon Jon ankow ki and Iton Vee 8rugg.n. both Ir hm.n, look lourlh pia es at Ill"" w.,ghts and jun· , r Todd Yd hll1Slied Ihlrd In the J67·pound t Thtre no team-sconng for the meet, but lIle Rangers IJnlshed 30-15 In matches as... learn. among the lCi'den or Ibe 30 tearn ev.nt. It was Ibe 1i"1 m.. 1 or Ibe .. ason for Parli.side, but h.ad coach Jim Koch liked what he saw. "I was very impressed with what happened." he said "We had a very oulslandlng m.. I:· While others wrestled, seniors MIke Muck.rh .. d. and Mike Win' ter were out nursmg injuries. Wm· ter ",;11 be out £o...atleast six weeks because of a broken foot, while Muckerhetde had a sore elbow, but lAiD rompete in the next meet Th. next big match for the Rangers "ill be lb. :'Iorlh.rn Open Nov. 26 at t.:W-~ladison Shooting team begins season Th. Park ,d shoollng t.am began, second n ran " Ib ho 01 lml'nmng on a u lui lllltt-83 campllgn In Ibe La· k de P tol L""iU. Th tearn co 01 "'0 t ms lour =ben each Park.sid I and Plr de 2 Th.re are four ne competitn" year. thr tuden Itld I Iac:uIty IdvtSOr Two memben 01 last } u uJ P Ide 2 I m .... re unable to compete llus year Jun KurhaJeC Iosl to aratJualion and Thompson lost due to tune conlli W11bsdIeduled matches The new Iaculty ad, r I RIch ard pong HI penE>nce In com peti~,e target shooting 'hould have a pos!~ve e11.ct on the team The stud nt who JOined this year are Jun Cole Jon Goor~eson and RI h Welhon The members or Parkslde 1 thi year lire Jim CA>te. Pat Harmann. Don Ltghlner and • lareta Ostro,.,. 'kJ They currently have a record 01 tilt.. "ins and two losses Plrksid<, 2 Comisls 01 Jelr Em.I]·. Jon Gooraeson 000 Keck 'ParksJdes top shooter last )earl and Bnan S<:huet· la Tbe team's technical ad\."iser Mark Scholzen, IS compe~ng agaon this year Among Parkstd. students. Scholzen has competed 10 Lakesld. leagu. lb. longest. This is bis thud )oear Welbon. new member of the team is competing ~ith· in lbe league on an indiVidual basis There is still tim. to join Ibe team this year The team uses 22 caliber pistols m competition H3\'· mg a handgun IS prel.rred. Th.re are 22 matches left in the season. and the matches are held every Wednesday from 5:30 to 10:00 I' m at the 'alional Guard Armory in Racine. The rest to jOin is 5. which includes shooting in the league or Indt'idually In order to join. call Brian Schuett. at 553-2650 10 lhe PAB orfiee lInion 20<)I. Ranger needs sportswriters . " Tim R.... lmann placed 39th al the NCAA Division n Dalionals. MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE 7' SCREEN ;IIII1I!J-----' THIS WEEK MON. NOV. 21' N. V. JETS VS. NEW ORLEANS * BEER * SODA * WINE * POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION ce s udents c e ge faculty h ni,a.,eofSeagram',,7& TUP H also s'rr' ,6th thcligh' l\IOY"dtn mod<ra"",,-'he perfect par,,,ers fur da"c" fet'er, a cefever stirs with even&Seven Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 11, November 17, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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