https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/b2454fb4d3d82ec6f89c77ede8314602.pdf ab8c39b298a163d99850bf0bd5cbbed5 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 10 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Admissions policy reviewed - Committees consider 'tightening up' requirements Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, November 10, 1983 Admissions policy reviewed Committees co~sider 6tightening up' requirements by hllJlie Tunldeicz News Editor Last week's article about admissions policy recommendations prompted many students to wonder: What will happen to transfer IIId IMIllrY students? Who is a specialstudent? and what is meant by a special advising program? . It must be stressed that the policies are still in the formulating .uees are by no means final. If, when and how these recommendations will be implemented is uno known. However. the recornmendalioIls and processes can be further aamlned and speculated upon. The Mademic Policies Commitlee (APe) condensed an admissions policy recommendation that was l'ftIeDled to them by the Coordi- IIlIliW Council on General Educa- IIao IC<.'GE). APC will be submitiii( Ihis rough recommendation to .... Faculty Senate for their infor-. 1IIItioa. nis stated in their recommenda- IIao 1IIatstudents who are placed in Ille CllIlditionaladmissions category at 1lle time of their application to !'Irbide would be required to partidPlte in a special advising pro- 113m. The nature and extent of the special adVising program is not doarty outlined. An advising sub- COmmittee has been established to address these questions and to develop recommendations for such an advising program as it relates to the admissions policy recommendations. The COmmittee is still in the preliminary stages, but its progress will be updated as it is made. A category has been added for re-entry students. The proposal states that students who re-enter Parkside after an absence of three years or more will be required to meet all general degree requirements in effect at the time of reentry. The three-year rule differs from the current policy in that students who re-enter at this time can meet the general degree requirements that were in effect when they were last enrolled at Parkside. For example, someone wbo was last a student in 1973, dropped out and re-entered in 1983, can re-enter on the basis of those general degree requirements in 1973. not those of 1963. The recommendation for transfer students' entry to Parkside differs slightly from the current policy Tbe proposal states that transfer students will be granted standard admission if they have a minimum GPA of 2.0 for all college-level work attempted. Students who do not meet this requirement would be reviewed on the same basis as new freshmen and if admitted they Would be placed on academk probation Currently at Parkside there is no policy dealing WIth special, or nonmatriculate, students. The proposal would state that no more than the fIrSt 15 credits earned at Parkslde as a norHnatriculate student could be applied to a degree Ronald Pavalko. Chairman of CCGE, said ... It IS important to remember that we are talking about policy. not implementation 01 that policy." Two initial phases arc involved rn the process of approv ing new policies If APe finalizes and approves the recommendation it would then be submitted to the Faculty Senate for approvat The second phase. if the poliry is approved. is to formulate an Implementation Committee. wbioh would work out the mechanics of the policy and how It would be implemented "Increased retention of students, increasOd percentage of graduating students and Ultimately to make students' academic experience, more valuable" are the cntena for success that Pavalko Cites for ~ admissions recommendation which may become new pohcy prob'temB caused ~ sttulents DeI},'eam preJ;Jt:1n8 for pltwo/la ~'"q,. invade lJWJ»or.kBIde revie•W .. 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Rane... offICe IW1.1.C 0139 phone 553-2287 DeadliDe for I.U ess IS Tued,,,· 10 a m for publication Thursday - All you to do IS loIIow thee ~ guide • k your Ietten und ... 350 • t,n>e them daub on AH,VOU MUST BE THE"""'" ASIANS AND COLOUREDS WELCOME ABOARD AND' START BAILING. ~~ more big city blues A new horizon bas been opened up 10 me this past weekend Believe il or nol, this part-animal Editor has never experienced the northern metropolis (alias Milwaukee) lor a leisurely day. lei alone a weekend. Iy preju<bced small-town view of big cities suffered a mighly blow to it> condescending attitude--I actually enjoyed mysell .Iy prediction of r .... nacting Jack Lemmon's "'Out of Towners" disasters never mater- .. b2ed I'm not disappointed-just surprised. I am-or used to be-a card-carrying member of the Ar,U-Big Cities lederation (also known as the ABC·s). It atwa}"s seemed 10 be the thing 10 do, but I musl admit that I have come to see the light: there's actually life beyond the ABC's For starters, there is DEF. Decidedly Ecstatic Fun Bul as all newborn DEF members realize. some trange. dumb. interesting, kinky and amazing things happen on any maiden voyage. This virgin Milwaukeeparli'" ooticod many tlungs, including: Findi.ng one's way in filwaukee is easier than in Racine rat least 10 US Kenoshansl because not only does the street IaY-<lullllilke sense, bul there are also imporlanl aDd lun plaCES to fmd *************** Finding aU the fun places is interesting when the driv ... ·s theme song is "Maniac" and habitually drives the wrong way on <Joe-way streets afler getting 15 nules oU course and accidentally turning a 25-fool distance to our dest.ma.tion into a IG--milescenic view of 1- 94 West *************** ---- by Ken Meyer, Editor The Port of . filwaukee is as exciting as what it reatly is-getting lost and endIng up at a dead-end underneath one of the lnt"",tate's overpasses, full of drivers wbo know where they're goIng. ••••••••••••••• The ratio of humans and sub-humans does not necessarily differ between small, medium and big cities. OAt out of every three people, no matter where they b,'e, are unworthy of mention. *************** Within a few blocks and hours of each other, one can experience such diverse places as Elsa's on the Part. where the snobbish elite hang oul and an A&Wwhere the owners/operators speak a language unknown IIJ higher forms of life. *************** The infamous Safe House lives up to its extraordina· ry word-<lI-mouth publicity. Any place that attracts as many sailors as Grenada and Lebanon do Marines must rate at the top of anybody's must-see list 01 Milwauk· ee's night life. WRITERS Corby Anderson. Mike Baumgardner, Malpm Butkus. Carl Chernouski Sue eun.o. Kon Duon, Michael Fucl,ow Keith Harmann. Mary Kalida.. Bob KiesbDl. Carol Kortendict. K~ndyl- Mane Imn, Ridt loehr. Robb Luehr Jill IlIJulJley ieIso<l. Did< Oberbruner' Julie PmdIetOlI. Bill .. ~••••~ Nkk 'I1lome. Sarah Uh1l«. --". PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Eoc:hhom. Todd Herbst Phil ~ Da •• McEvoy. Masooci SIlaliq, Korea Trudel. Gory Zalokar. K.n -".'ef _ _ _ Edito< Jenn" Tunkiek:.z H Editor John Ko•• llc: _ _ F•• tur. Edito< Pelrlcle Cumbl _ _ Spotte Edito< :lch.el Kollu - Photo Editor ndy Buchenen _ _ _.._.. Bu.lne •• -"eneger C.lh.rin. Ch.ff Actv.rtl.lng Man.g.r J.ff Wick Distribution M.n.ger Pat Hen'tat A•• t. Busin.a Manager Range' is wliHen and eailed by sfudenh of UW.PorlcskJe and flw, ore solely responsible lor ils editor;al po/icy Dnd content. PubliJoed eMf)' Thursday d~'in9 the ocodemic yeo' eJ<cep' dUling bleah and ltoJidoyJRanger oJ printed by fhe Rocirte JOllrnol Times, All cor~espondence should be addressed 'a: POflcside Ranger. Un;... ,· sSty of W<sconsm-Parlcside, BaM No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis, 53141, leHers 10 tlte editor will be accepted il typewritten, dcwbk-spoeed on s!ondord size poper, Letters sholAd be leu Ihon 350 words ortd nN.ISf be Slgtted w,th a telephone number included lOr ve,ilicotwJrO putporHNo~ s WIllbe wifhheld lOt valid feosons. R o.odfiroe fat lette~s is Tuesday 10 0.111. for publicoffoll TlMlndor anger reserves the 119'" to ,.fuw lefteu confoini"" 101M _ .... tory content. llANGER 3 Thursday, No,~mber 10,1983 Social Science Roundtable Willard addresses U.S.- Soviet tensions by Karl Dixou ",. United States and the Soviet Union must reduce the tension that elists between them by reducing muclear arms, argued John Willard. Emeritus Professor of ChernistrY and former Dean of the Graduate School at UW Madison, during the Social Science Roundtable Monday in Union 106. . According to Willard, experts have agreed that neither country can win the arms race. "When the bomb was dropped at the end of wwn, it was 3r:; ... C that even tbough many lives \\ ere lost. many more were saved," he said. Then, Willard continued, nuclear weapons 111ft useful as defense weapons. "Now lbey are just useless." Willard explained the danger of _lear weapons by comparing the torce of one nuclear submarine to 111the powers given off by all sides ill WWD. "If Racine or Kenosha .... hit, Parkside would be badly dImaced and we, of course, would lie vaporized," he continued. Alimited nuclear war is not real- " poaible in Willard's opinion. "Wilb the way minds work, we - assume that once fists start 111I.. , r.pid escalation would --,.' be said. Once a war had ...... Willard said that he would ..-me that communication between the leaders of the U.S. and the USSR Would attempt to bait it. Yet, if the nuclear war was brought to a halt, there would be many severe side effects, according to Willard. "A bomb the size of a megaton or more dropped on Omaha, Nebraska would incapacitate most of the electronic equipment of the country, includlng satellites," he said. The fall out after a ground blast during which chemical by-products would be carried in t~e air and Winds would make much of the land uninhabitable, he continued. The destruction of the ozone would permit so much ultraviolet light through that anyone outside for more than half an hour without eye protection would be blinded, in. cluding aU animals. "A study by Carl Sagan has just discovered that a nuclear explosion of one-tenth of our current power would create so much dust and pollution that only five to ten percent of the earth's current temperature would remain," Willard said. The temperature of the earth would cool to -50 degrees Farenheit. "Even the country that made the first strike and was not retaliated against would find it hard to survive this 'nuclear winter'," he said . According to Willard, Russia does not feel as secure as we are led to believe. "The paranoia level is perpetuated by the administration to keep the rues burning," he said, "and I am sure the same thing probably occurs in Russia." Willard said he feels that nuclear arms should not be combined with human rights issues, as it has been in some political activities. "The arms race must be looked at alone," he said, "because those other issues are tnsignificant if the arms race is not settled." Willard, a former research scientist for the Manhattan project on atomic weapons, mentioned that c, Nov. 20 ABC television will show a movie called "The Day After," which depicts the effects of a nuclear war on the U.S. "I have Dot seen it, but those who have have said that it was very moving," he said. Another person agreed. "I attended the early screening of 'The Day After' and can personally testify to its enormous emotional impact," said Roger Molander, in a letter to Ground Zero members. "Nothing on the subject of nuclear war that even comes close to the power of this film has ever been seen on the screen, much less on national television. to "Nuclear arms are now a pouu- Prof. JobD Willard .ddresses Moaday's SocW Scle_ Rou. •• Il.bIe. Ranger plloto by Robbie Eicllhont. cal and social issue," concluded WI!Jard. "We need to let our legislators know that we want lbe most talent ... and wise negotiators at the confer ce table." Build down (the reducu.n of two old warheads for one Dew one) may be the first step, "There has been a real chance In the pubbe .ttitude and .war...... 00 this subject." h~ saad "But If sorneuunc IS mthe best m'-ta of ~ bolb the U.S and ~ USSR, then there must be some way to make.t come about." Taste bud testing 00'ericOI) 0' s~ ,,0 0 0> ~ Q) 0 ..c c ''(:.;V Campus to celebrate smokeout On Nov. 17, coll~es across the nation will be celebralUlg the Great American Srnokeout. The American Cancer Society is askin« Partside to encourage students, f.culty and staff to ei~ participate if they are smokers or support !bose smokers who plan to quit for the day. Please stop .t the 1'r<>-Me1 Qub Smokeout table in Union or .t the Student Nurses' Association-Partside table in WLLC for information, encour· agement and help. Workshol! How to work with your accountant UW-Enensioo 3SSOCIate profes· UW·EltenSion and Parksid SOl' Robert R. Davidson. who spe- Small Business Jle-,'elopment Cen. cializes in financial management ter and instructs and counsels area small business owne.rs. managers. will tnstrucl ~ w_p. A seven-course gourmet dinner and "barrel tasting" (sampling wines stiD in the barrel and not yet on the market) will be beld at Bistro JlarthoJomew Ltd. _u- rant, 1675 Done'" Ave., Racine as • benefit for the Partside library. sponding wines are as folio" : * Saumoo cwt • l'etu,_Buetre au fenowl (steamed salmon WIth dill butter). served with PodrecaJ Chardonnay '11. * BaI1entlne de Poulot Cllaud Froid··Sauce Cumbeorland {('old stuffed chicken pate ",lit cumnl and WIne sauce,. """ed ,,"h G. rard Owdonnay 81 • Ouo Bueco Ibral d , .1 shan!< sen'ed WIth jUlienne , bles .nd l,pt red ...... saueel, served WIth 's ~p \'Ine)anIs Neslot '79 • Salade Pacon du Chd ( lad of Bibb lettuce, cherry t t and cream garbe dresalng) * Carre D'Acneau-Sau L,n· gonberry (roast raclt 01 lamb WIth nun! glue and lingonberry uce), .trv~d With GIrard C.b~rnet Sauoienou '80. W'LLC -big problems caused by few students by Mark Feldm.nn Major problems occuring in the WJIIie Ubrary Learning Center are <lased by a very small minority of sludent users, according to Hanne- Iort Rader, diJ'ector of the WLLC: I'We have serious student pro,,", ... with only one percent of our IotaI users," Rader said. "That is a ...... estimate. but 1 think it is an ....... teone ... ....Ilader has noticed an increase in - boot payments from $2,000 in lI'/I.«I to more than $7,000 during ~.az. Fines on overdue books ..... IIso risen, but not at a huge !lie. "IVe try to get our books back, .... the overdue and lost ones," Rader oald. "It is very expensive to "PIa<e lost books. In total record .... JlOrsollneI costs, a $5 book lIIIpt cost $15 to replace." Rader said more problems have 0faR0d Within the confines of the IIIirary than outside. "Students will .... boob and materials for a class .... bide them in the library, where Glbets can't get to them." lItudeals bave complained about Po7inc for books they have suppos- :!I!returned, and other problems. •"Q9' has taken into consideration • (lIao to use receipts for fines so Iludeots have a record. "IVe can look into such a plan," Ih~ said. "It does make some 1l!lIse. We are always open to sug- ~." Rader does not know where funds for such a pian will come, but she isAlesitant to use student money. "The students pay too much already. They don't need any more added on," PSGA president Jeanne Buenker- Phillips was more cautious of the suggestion. "I think it would be more time conswning," she said. "The library would have to hire additional help, but 1 agree that it should be looked into. " A popular procedure of the WLLC was the amnesty weeks, where students dUring a set week could return overdue or lost books. Rader does not think they helped much. "We have done it twice so far, and 1 was disappointed in the tumout both times," she said. "I think if it was done on a regular basis, people would become more lazy. "Fines and payments are the only things a library bas to bold over people's heads. We are Just mterested in letting otbers who want to use the materials use them." Buenker-Phillips advocates more amnesty weeks, if the students want them . "We can talk to the library and the Library Learning Center Paculty Committee and arrange the eeks if the students would like to :ee them," she said. '" think they go over very well" The "once-in-a·li!elJrne culinary and 0en01oglcal experience" will be at 6 p.m. Monday, Nov. t4 .nd costs $75 per person, $2S of which is tax deductible, said Tom Krim· mel, UW-P Alumru Director and advis6 to !'artside's Alumru Assc>- ciation, whicb is sponsonng the event. The dinoer will ~ prepared by European-trained cbef Joseph Gen· ~. The criticaJly-acclaimed Napa VaJJoy wines, several still in the barTel, will be served personally by their makers, Stephen Girard 01 GIrard V~, 0atviJIe, Cat and Carl Doumanie, of Stag's ~p Vineyards, Stag's Lo8p, C.l Reservations are required and space is Jinuted. Por complete reservation information, contact tb<! Alumni Association Off"", .t W-Z414 between 8 am_ and 430 p.m. by Friday afternoon, Nov. 11. The courses and their corre· • Filet d~ Ch~vr~UII .. S.u .. Josef (6Iet of __ WIth sauce 0/ jurupet bernes and cinnamon), - witb Stag's Lo8p Voneyards ~S"u 77 • Fromage ot F'ruil (assorted cheeses and fruu.l. Sft>'ed "'11b Cherun Blanc 72 "Working witb your Accountant," a workshop designed to help business owners understand thCIT accountants· roles in their businesses will be held Wednesday, Nov. 16 at'Kenosha's Civic Building (~old police station). 812 56th St, from I to 4 p.m. The COS! is $6. For more mformaUOn un 6,S6.. 6793 or WTlle Mike Herman lOW Extension, 714 52nd SI Kenosba The worksh.o.p.is.co-.sponsored by WI ~140. " , -. a Freshmen minorities' progress monItored ti e way The The program has received over studlesninanega'v, it ing program whelmin.g support from the faculty. Purpose of thIenemntom'of orrmation from aceor d'109 t0 Lomax. "Th ere is a 101' ,~ to. g. et pe.rtinen to•rs0relative to the of POStitiive ~' n~ut from the faculty, IDdiVld~l mstruc If we work with Without their input, we would have students progress, their first year nothing to go on except generali, these students mumated to college ties, "hes ,saIi,d ~d get them ahcc more successful Accordmg to Lomax, this tyPe of life they may ave 'to ' . I. "15 at this campus mom rmg program IS practiced at acadenuc pursur uses" she said. other campuses as well as at Park. and at otherdcamthaPt st'udents who side in the basketball program Lomralixci sa.ling in the program re- Changes W'III be made .10 . the are pa leptat rly in October ac- form for next semester, one possi. eeive"d a th er enwith the program. hi1lit y may b e t0 0btaiIn student qualntinigd th etmthe students she has si.gna t ures, she salid. Sbe sasith a happy about the pro- "I thi nk Iit'sag ood program alX! metWl "11a1re students have the op- we should know how good I.t is gramrt"t teo respond and to say 'I early next sem .. ter. Hopefully dp'otumy t you do to this' and we 'II' see lrnprovemen Is" In these U:.s ;:' They have that right." students." said Lomax, In tryIn« to addms IIle proben< oUDtero<! b) Ireshmen ..... t wouJd pay parti<uIar atto IIle mmont, udents " saKI t.omax It wouJd be wonder· f if we cauId do this lor "ef)'OOe. bat tJ students ropresent a p«teDtaee of ~ stu- _ popu\abOll and wilen 50 peI" cInIp out lIlat s a huge num: be:r~1'be~racInio..n.. 10 pal par. to this poop or Management series set - ov 17-....·Handling R~ q Cnd r WI In S .' \It Opoo Re<ordo Law. th Elm f'OV<' IIIWli<'ipal allOm<'l H cit 10 en _ Is aIoo staff c:oun. 10 UW·Mih .... ee. -Do<- S--' n.. of Prod ly 1ft Human Ir~ MaMfttJ1WDl," tb Jobn M.rt.m. a pml In 1M UW Ext 0.- partmeDl of GO\ertUllffil;t1 A1f~ In --J... _"A 0IIlic on !be Art and of t." ., I'aIbocIt l.'llallmIlIr .~JaoG . kin, boIds a PhD In PS)" cboIocr and bas ~ and ,",tlen .-ideIy an m*n'Cl!".fl1ft'lt topto.. LRdudiIlc a d>apt<r utJed Kno .... ... UtibzabOll and Power In Vol· ~Il Oo<'ision,MWng:' which appoM'S III !be booIt ........ Dlre<-- lloas loe f'rocram E\-aJuaUoo " -MM<h S--"Using PersooaI Compute... lor Spreadsheet. lilt In ~~':"'IllIstn- .. ""'P- at P: F.... ~ ...,ldn_ ..,..... __ I ICIOIICe prtlI KenIlelh Hoover at IU II ID~~,,~~~::~or14>e\ ................... : 'American Motorshow : .. with -+c .. JIM BRADLEY • : WRJN - 1400 AM : .. 6:05 - 6:30 A.M. 3:30 - 4:00 P.M. -+c ,. MONDAY THRU FRIDAY -+c ................... ~ Kenosha's Finest .utl _ • YOU MAYHOT HUD us NOW BUT lI£MUIBElIllEHO _EN you DO wE 1I£ TllE_SSOONA1.S 5725 5th Ave. Downtown Kenosha Ph. 654·0249 Hours: -fll •• ·' 30.. Rod P. Bruno, Owner additional comments. as well as the name of the student, instructor and course. The information obtained lrom IIle IIISInJctors IS used solely lor counsebng 00 an individual basis between Lomax and the student. She said she directs the students to lutonng services il they need them, belps them curb absenteeism or tardiness and she encourages tbooe who are doing "ell ID their co She would like to see more minority students using campus services and get Involved in the extn<UJTicular acthlUes. • lr~ not tq spy on the studen~. II'S not to ISOlale these students, ,t s not to segregate these sludents or to pal' particular atlention 10 these Graph ... and Data ~Ianagement AppUcatJorb,' WIt!> Robert Luke. Part.sid~ busm professor and compuler consultant -Apnl 12-'"How 10 Tell Good PohC)' from Bad Policy," WIth ParksI<Ie professor Kenneth Hoover. autbor of IIle booIt "The Elements 01 Sorial SCJentihc ThmItlDI ·" CoollDulnC education units ICE 'Sl mal' be a.... rded lor al· Iencbn& IIle semanars leacb seminar IS worth .15 (EU). The senunars also may be counted toward the cert1fJCat~ In pubUc adrmDlstration ollero<! by L'WEX·Department 01 GovernmenLaI AllaII'S """,er said public orgaruzahons such as school systems, human services departments and IOvern· ment _ ... may subscnbe to IIle senes and sead a dlllerent person to eacb senunar Selecting computers II you are CODSHIenngth~ pur· cbase of a computer, but are puz· zIed about how to select the righl one lor your purposes. a University Enension. UW·Partslde course on .Mald1ull Computers to the Job" may be just what you need, Moms Firebaugh. physics prolessor at UW·Parks>de. has an ex· IlSISJVeba<Sground In research and experieDce WIth computers. He has read paP""S 00 the subject al nu· merous scientific organization moeIJIl&S and publ1shed WIdely in st.itotifie journals. Including a papel' on ..Appropriat~ Teclmology: Malching Compulers to the Job," This program will stimulate thought and new perspectives on IIle applications of computers. sum· marue- the most important trends mille nucn>computer IOdus!ry, and recommend bow to best take ad· ''allIag~ 01 these trends. The program w,ll be held • 'o"ember 16. Wednesday. 7·9 pm,. m Tallent Hall at UW·Parkside. Kenosha ,The lee is $S. Rqistrations are being !Ken by Uolversity Ex. tension in TalIeat Hall. pbone ~ 2312 . Open Stage Nov. 16 "If you've got it, flaunt it," and P~rkside students will have the opportunity to show their talent Nov. 16 at the second annual Open Stage. The PAB sponsored event will hegin at noon in the Uolon Bazaar, Nine. 20 minule acts WIll he leatured as well as free popcorn. "This is a chance lor students to perform." said Rhonda Bradley. Open Stage r<>-ordinator. "We spend a lot 01 money bringing in outside talent lor Colleehouses and there is so much talent here at Parkside," Bradley said that the event wenl over well last year and an even bigger tUnH)ut is expected this year. 101 encourage .... eryone to allend," she added. The acts lor this year's Open Stage are: Bnd Osbome - siager/guitar player Jo Michael&: - classical piano Dick Oberbrull<r - singer/guitar player "11le J,,",ing Cavaliers" "Me. of. Thousand Voices" Clleri. NlccoIal - singer "Tbe TritoDeS" - siDgen CbrIs Werwie - ,iDcer/guitar ployer and ......... one mystery guest performer. Workshop, Cross cultural encounters "Cross Cultural Encounters." a day-long workshop on communicating wilh persons of different cui, tures led by four Parkside laculty including visiting Fulbright prolessor of communication Yves Winkin, will be held Irom 8:45 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Friday. Dec. I in Union Room 106, Cost 01 the workshop. which is designed lor anyone who intereacts with persons 01 dlllerent cultures on a regular or occasional basis, is $25t which includes lunch and Workshop materials, Rqislralion deadUne is Nov. 15 and appUcaton lorms can be obtained by calling 553-2312 or by writing UW Extension. Parkside. Box 2000,- Kenosha WI 53141. The workshop will includes ses· sions on "culture shodt"'-the sense of disorientation a person feels when suddenly thrust into a loreign culture; differences in languages and cultures; nonverbal communication; and culturally. based sex roles, Other session topic will be deter· mined by the interests 01 the par· ticipants. Winltin. who bolds a position witb the University of Liege in Bel. gium, will open the workshop ''lib a talk on dillerent aspects 01 inler· cultural communication, an am into which he has conducted ext .... sive research. Other workshop leaders are: --Richard AmmaM, a lormer Peace Corps volunleer in lbe Pbilippines. who has lived in Asia. Afri, ca and Australia. Ammann teacheS reading skills at Parkside and ~ working toward a PhD in urban education at UW·Milwaukee. --Wendy Leeds·Hurwitz. PaRside communication prolessor, wIJo has traveled through most of West' em Europe. Hurwitz teaches cour· ses on intercultural communication at Parkside and is a member 01 til< university's. International Studies Program larulty, -Lillian Trager. parkside an· thropology prolessor, who has hved and traveled in West Africa, Soulbeast Asia, EuroPe and Australia A member of Parkside's Inlernahooal Studies Program laculty. Trager has been leading workshops and teaching courses on cross-cullural interaction lor the past fi:~ The workshop is heine by Parkside.'& IDtematJooal St..... Program. RANGER Club Events Phi Gamma Nu to attend or to find out more about ICVF. . A paper drive is being conducted II)' Phi Gamma Nu through the end of November; any contributions will be appreciated. Call Sally Schrader at 639-7969 to arrange a pick-up or drop the papers off outside the Phi Gamma Nu office, D 131 D. Physics Club See the world's higgest Atom Smasher! Join the physics cluh on their trip to Fermi National Accelaiill' Laboratory Telatron on Friday, Dec. 2. View for yourself the Iln!SOIlIe particle accelerator, a full tiJameter in diameter, ahle to operlie at 700 billion electron volts. The r.latron has not reached full power, yet it already holds the record for the highest energy particle a<teIerator in the world. Anyone ibterested can contact Professor Stov.n Luzader. A sign-up sheet will be posted on the door of Gn!eaquist 235. Space is limited, so lip up soon. Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE will be sponsoring a speak- -, R...,. DeRose, to lecture on ''How to Judge a Good CommerdaL" DeRose, a Parkside graduate, II!be Marketing Manager of OTC Inc Products at Johnson Wax. His IIcturo will be held Monday, Nov. It at 7:30 p.m, in Greenquist 103. hyono is welcome. lEBA iEHA (Industrial and Environ- _tal Hygiene Association) is JlIoosod to announce a guest lecture by the nationally-known IH consult- IlIt, Jack P. Peterson, PhD, PE aa. Th. lecture will be held Monday, Nov. 14 in Greenquist DII5 at .I..p...~m-. Dr. Petersen's topic will be Tbrea"""",nMonOxide: The Invisible I." iEHA inVites all of its members to panjcjpate in the upcoming ScifIl< e DiVision Basketball Game-- :::18 vs, Faculty. Buy advance from Chemistry Club memben tor $1.50 (llloney to be donated ~ tbe Science Division Facul- IAlUllUli Scholarship Fund). The ~ is scheduled for Saturday, '-·26. IVCF ~ednesday, Nov. 9 IVCF (In- -1_Christian Fellowship) is _~- ... a talk on "The Faithful- - of God." It will be held at 1 , .....in Molinaro 107. We extend a lrInn welcome to anyone wishing Geology Club The Geology Club is sponsoring the semi·annual Rock and Gem Show on Thursday and Friday, Nov. 10 and 11 from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. in the Union Concourse. A number of items will be on display and Jar sale. Everyone is welcome to attend. Geology Club field trips wiD be the SUbject of the Geology Club Colloquium on Friday, Nov. 11 at I p.m. in Greenquist 113. The Smokey Mountains and the Black Hills- Bighorn Mountains will be discussed and a slide show wiD be presented. Speakers will include the ever popular Tom Siewert and Jack Kemper. Chemistry Club Chemistry Club announces the first Science Division Faculty vs. Science Division Students Basket. ball Challenge. Proceeds are going to the Science Division Faculty/ Alumni Scholarship Fund. Come see your favorite science professors in their shorts and sneakers on Saturday, Nov. 26k at 5:30 p.m., prior to the varsity game against La- Crosse. Tickets are $1.50 and can be purchased at a booth in the Green- Quist Concourse or in Greenquist 344. Watch for team rosters in next week's Ranger. A free-throw contest sponsored by Miller Brewing Company will be held at half-time. PAB PAB (Parkside Activities Board) will be presenting a Thanksgiving dance Tuesday, Nov. 22 in the Union Square, featuring the exciting Wally Rock from the band Wally Cleaver. Doors will open at 8 p.m. Please note the special admission policy for this dance. Parkside students will be charged 3 non-per- Isbable food items or $5 without bringing food. Guests will be charged 5 non-perishable food items or $6 if no food items are brought. The food raised will be distributed in the Racine/Kenosha area. Absolutely no junk food, dented or unlabled items will be accepted. As always a Parkside ID and age ID are reqUired. Physics Colloquium "Physics and Magic" will be presented by Marshall Ellenstoin of Ridgewood High Scbool. Norridge, Illinois at 3 p.m. on Friday, Nov. 18 in Greenquist 101. The public is in- Vited. Do something wm-thwhile ... join a student .organization Hispanic club to form A small group of students and Teoby Gomez, a Student Development Counselor, are attempting to create a new Hispanic student organization on campus. Although on a percentage basis Parkside has equal or greater Hispanic student enrollment than many other campuses statewide, it remains one of the few that does not have an organization. Gomez bas surveyed student interest in forming a new organization and has found that there is interest. however. more support is needed for an organization to form. For Hispanic students, the rea- SODSfor wanting to create an organization should be the same as for all other groups. but with an even greater emp/lasJs on being eecegnized and represented Tho WISCOnsin HispaDJC Council on Hlgber Education is presently formulating a list of Hisparuc student orgaruzalions throughout the stat. and 10- tends to wort closely WIth those groups on many issues of concern It is not too late to be included on their list If an organization forms this semester. Students wishing to show support and discuss possible names, focus, direction and goals should attend a general meeting OD Wednesday, Nov. 16 at I p.m. in Union 106 For more information cualac! Teoby Game. WLLC D 175 (553-25781. Michigan ski trip The Ragtime Rangers Alumni Association ski trip to Michigan's Upper Peninsula Jan. 13-15 is now about half-filled. The trip which includes condominum lodging, tift tickets Saturday and Sunday. round-trip coach transportation, three meals and a group party is being offered for $110 per person. The bus will depart from Parkside at 6 p.m. on Friday, Jan. 13 and the return trip will begin at about 4 p.m. on Sunday. Downhill skiing will be featured in Michigan's "Big Snow Country," whicb includes Powderhorn, Indianhead, Black Jadt and White Cap Mountains Cross COWItryenthusiasts will have the UlIer 30 KM cross country ski lrail at their condominium door. or can set.oct other trails from the 340 KM of trails within a 2O-nunut. drive of the condominiums. The reservation deadline bas been extended to Dec. 1. A $50 deposit per person is required by this date. Names of participants and deposit sbould be directed and payable to: UW-Partside Alumni Assoc. Bol No. 2OllO It-. WI 53141 'I1Honday, •• ember ''''183 Phil Pogreba Pogreba rernar•ns •In coma Ex-PSGA President PM ~ bo, who suffered numerous IntmW injuries In a one-car IC'ridmt on Sept. 17, ronw ... ,n • coma.1 1 Cathertne's Hospital ID Kon ha Pogroba was moved from IDtensive care to a private room rour woeb ago. H.. condillon detonorated two woolIS ago, a AT ...... sbowed very little bralll KUvlly REACH FOR THE SKY ASANAIR FORCE PILOT OR NAVIGATOR Uyou'r~lIconeg,.wnaororllr eonl grbdo I th, At.r F me con gn YOllr ca~fT off the ground and mlo the y,y A4 an Air Foru paoe Of n.tViglltor you'll ~ operating lhe wortd'~ me»( ~aled rcrafb and lAIung on tome lough a-.ionk: cha.J. ~ You'lill'TllefuanARFc.u oHlCfT re'tf1YWtg P-v .nd oncIud>ng '" _ GI v.c.uon TM~ ft',comp&n s.t.:.m.u....Ing, ~.11ItI N'Wf tfyouwancab..-d·,rye Nlor~ h.olurc talk lu .an "', 1=0«. rc au t~ ". an"" FOfCf' pdoc or ne- \/191'101 the sS.y~ m.Iy your only "-loll • aA; MS,t.U~.t41"~ ~_ul~ .__ . Peer .orientation ganization of adult students,. and will include a question-and-answer session featuring the Parkside faculty and staff, For more informa_ tion, contact Peer Support presi. dent Pam Brouwers at 553·2706. -An orientation session for incoming adult students, age Z5 and older will be held at 7 p.m. on Tbur;day, Nov. 10 i~M.ohn~ro Room 111. The orientation IS being sponsored by Peer Support, an or- Booths available at Arts and Crafts Fair phants, cosmetics, edible fOOd goods or second-hand jterns WiDbe allowed. Interested students should Pkt up an application in the Studellt "'" tivities Office, Union 209. AppIiQ. tions win be accepted on a lint. come, first-served basis, If you have any questions, stop by Union 209 or call 553-2278, I n ..... y. ':'J II I I 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111'.: . ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!! 1. YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR SPRING 1984 will be available beginning Wednesday, November 9, 1983 in Lower Main Place. 2. COURSESCH~DULES FOR SPRING 1984 will also be available. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS AN REGISTRATION 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111111 11111111111111111 rr. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • : ACADEMIC ADVISING : : FOR : :• SPRI G '84 SEMESTER:• : CONTINUING MATRICULANT STUDENTS(STUDENTSWHO ARE : • SEEKING A DEGREE AT UW-PARKSIDE) SHOULD CONSULT • • THEIR ACADEMIC ADVISER PRIOR TO REGISTRATION FOR • • SPRING SEMESTER.A CERTIFICATION OF ADVISING FORM, • SIGNED BY THE ADVISER, IS REQUIRED FOR REGISTRATION. • • • SPRING SEMESTERCOURSE SCHEDULES WILL BE AVAILABLE • • ON NOV. 9 • • • • NOVEMBER 9-23 HAS BEENDESIGNED AS AN ACADEMIC AD- • • VISING PERIOD, AND ADVISERSWILL MAKE EVERYEFFORTTO • MEETWITH YOU THEN. • • • ADVISING WILL NOT BEAVAILABLE IN THERFGISTRATION AREA • • CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT • • • IF YOU HAVE Am QUESTIONS, CONTACT THE OFFICE OF THE • • DEAN OF FACULTY • 348 WYlLIE LIBRARY-LEARNING CENTER, 553-2368 • • • NOTE: NON-MATRICULANT STUDENTS (STUDENTS NOT SEEK- • • ING A DEGREE AT UW·PARKSIDE) ARE EXEMPT FROM THIS • : REQUIREMENT. • · •••••••••••••••••••••••••••: == Presently there are six booths available for current par!<side studenls in !be 9th Annual Arts & Crafts Fair to be beld Saturday, Dec, 3 !rom 10 am. to 4 p.m. Any baIId-made articles such as jewelry, pottery, needlework, Christmas decorations, batIk, macrame, woodworklng, painting, prints, etc. are acceptable. Absolutely NO rummage, white ele- 42 Students US•ing Share-A-Ride = Forty-two students are currently utilizing the new Share-A-Ride program on campus. . The program, which began this fall in order to provide carpools to students, was started because the evening bus service was discontinued this year. A map is located at the Union Information Desk showing where pr0- gram participants reside, enabling others to see if there are other driv. ers or riders in their area or 011 their route to Parkside. To become a Share-A·RIde participant, fill out an appllcation fona at the Union Information DesIt, Food'importance to be discussed The increasingly important role of food in your lifestyle will be discussed at a "brown-bag" luncheon meeting on Wednesday, Nov, 16, Isenberg falls ill On Oct. 20, Edith Isenberg, director of student health services, fell down the stairs at Main Place and suffered a compound fracture of her right leg, She was released from St. Catherine's hospital Saturday, It will be six months before she Will be able to walk, It is not known when she will be able to return to her job. Visit Kenosha's LARGEST Record Department ~ n:50 to 12:30, in the Student Union. Anne Cotter, home economist with University Extension, wiD speak on how a well·thougbt-oal diet will help you feel better, Bring your own brown bag lundI. or a carry-out from the cafeteria Pre-register with University Extension in Tallent Hall, phone (1111 553·2312. Tbere is no charge for tilt meeting, which is sponsored hy tilt . Student Health Center, DOWNTOWN KENOSIlA 626 56th St. ...... 654·2932 RANGER 7 " ..may, o,~m~r 10,1983 Ranger photo hy Kate. Trandel Above left is how the WLeC plaza looked before construction was started (above right) to imprmf the drainage ystem. WLLC plaza construction nears completion Albert Hernke sandblasts. ............ ~ ... •• • II" .... .. ., .... .. 15% D' loa :V::.c .:.-:. Photos by Robbie Eichhorn We feature lIRTQ1RVED Class Rings. Open Friday Evenings --...-...... ~ Electririan Tom Isaacson works on the pIaza's Ughling system. 'Bo ..... y.. ' .... Iwr 11.1!183 Carping on about dates ..,..n, o e7-p'.IoW GIIi6r .. DoIIIc ., Carl Qln '! Do you filld younoI/ IOlnc to • you ~ to cia I Ill\ out ). ou 11¥ fond tbem holll\lflC out III and around lnI<tur knoW1I as t IU&bt you ran filld tMm roon3ln.lr around the er pvtJ of to Oa<e you' mt Dr. mudl ter of be- _ dIRaeJ will ~ JOCcI and ,.,.., boat IreaII will 0100 IwIp at DlPI bethey will C"'e the fish .....,... lb1at to boIrM! III on and ..,U do-·. them Into a r_III frenzy !letts are aIIo er to catcb at niCbt The cIartness ... 11bid. such thInp 1<Ilt. mwnatcbed clotb<s up to t.tIlty pounds 01 exlat nd that htU. Itcb that lei be leI1JIII you aometIulll\ ,nO cune on bondy tf you ho,·. ny 01 tbeR problems Use popular u lib "Old pice" or ·'8nJte .. Keep a y from 5CeIlU Wre "Au , . turel" or "Ben Gay • PalJence ..,U alwaj PiY 011 on fisbln& and dotmg but alter you',. coIten a DIbble. you SUU ho,·. to cateb your prey In fisb .. j'OU mak. sur. before you ao out tb.it you ho,. sharp boob and aood nronc Iule. Always r.member tb.il good equlpm.nt WJII IwIp flWlDlte SU<ttSS. In dot· .... make sure beforehand tb.itj'OU haft ~ _ ever mention bow cheap tIM:x. reaDy are because tb.it .. the quidest way to duU a sharp ocUlt You also hove to ho,·. a aood strone Iule. The weaker hoes lilte. COIItiHed 011hi. 11 PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD PRESENTS "FOOD FOR FAMILIES" WITH Tuesday November 22nd in Union Square • DOORS OPEN: 8 p.m. UWP Student - 3 non-perishable food items OR 55 with no food Guest - 5 non-perishable food items OR 56 with no food Help raise food for Racine/Kenosha families this Thanksgiving. Absolutely no junk food, dented or unlabeled items will be accepted! S ·UWP • AO. ID AR. R.QUIR.D· Clubbed Event----""s~ Discover The Secret of Oil of O.J. The Reverend Jerry Fanout wiU speak to the Inter· Campus Cbristiaa Youth Sodety (ICCY) on "Howtbe Bible shows us that God wanls to blow the RUSSians and the Jews 011the face 01 the earth buge thermo-nuclear devices" "The point 01 the talk," says the Reverend Fallout • " .. to show God's children tb.it when he tens us to love our Deighbor. we can he litUe selective. EspeclaUY when it comes to the Commie pinko yids. And tf they won·t listen to God's word. we'll just blow them 011 the lace 01 the earth. amen." The Reverend has been a controversial figure amongst the non-'Church 01 the Eternal Dollar' ~mmunity ever since his famous "I may not be as big as God but I'm a heU of a lot richer" remark. "When I said that," he later commented •. "I was peakrng in a theological context, whkh was distorted by the Arab Jew-financed liberal commie press ..... The Reverend's visit on campus is a fund raismg event to help finance the Church 01 the Eternal DoItar's new ulteen-million dollar yacht. "It's so that [ can spread the good word to the faithluI around the world," quoted Fallout, who later derued add 109 "especially those in Monaco and the Riviera" _ will be at 9 30 a m this Sunday in Commart 515. The IllIthlul are advised to bring their wallets. *************** Wome. Aaa!Dst Mea (WAll!) are holding their week· ly rneettng this Tuesday at 1 pm. on Moln 007. The topic 01 this week's discussion wi he "Men-why they should aD have their pm·at .. cut ofI." _tI*S************** Neaader1llals agaIast Gu. Control are sponsorilll\ a lecture on Wednesday at 3:30 p.m. The lecture. "How a 200-year-<lld document giv.. us the nght to carry sub-madUne guns in the middle 01 Central Parlt." is designed as an educational experience for the public. "n's aD about tnowilll\ your rights," said MAG chairperson Arnold Dogbender. "The Constitution delirutely aDows Joe Citizen to blow away any slimoe wearing the wrolll\ type 01 trousers. "You .... 1 want my kids to grow up in a safe society," added Dogbender. "and if that means pumping pOT\'er!s rull of hot lead. hey. I'm aU for it. "Admittedly. I did sort of ventilate old Mr. Jones. the Good Humor man. last week. But he looked damned suspicious handing the kids all that junk. And 1 badn't bad my morning corree that day. so I was leel- UJg a bit Mchj' anyway. "The old guy was probably some commie laggot pervet," added Dogbender. salto voce. Another MAG discussion on bow to protect your home with a DIY nuclear warhead has been postponed until more uranium isotopes can he located. *************** So It Goes The AccoUDling aub \\ill he holding a meeting on Friday at 2 p.m., but it will probably he boring as heU so don't bother • Pis cover the secret 01 Oil of O.J .• the mysterious football fluid that is remarkably similar to a greased pigskin on a hot Sunday afternoon. Each calculated drop penetrates the defensive smells and has a 6.5 yard aroma range per dab. Oil of O.J. helps so«en the resulting covy of tacklers by smoothing away their innoble nee with its unique blend of lineman emollients, lateral fragrance and knee.in. the·groin punch. G.entfe jt on every morning and nIght to help you gain that yardage you need to get ahead. by John Kooalic *************** Art Addicts will hold their semi-annual roundtable on Monday in Moln 123 at I p.m. when Prof. T. Emmi, ratus 01 the Chicago School of Art will be discussing the social implications 01 Art Garfunkel, Art Buchwald and Art Linkletter. The public is invited. *************** The ChaDcellor Alan E. Guskin Society (CAGS) is to hold its annual membership drive this Thursday when guest speaker ChanceUor Alan E. Guskin will give his lamous talk on "Our friend, the elk." The society was given a rare treat last Thursday when, during their weekly meeting in Union 205,sur~ pris~ speaker Chancellor Alan E. Guskin suddenly appeared in a moose suit and gave his popular dissertation on the imporlance 01 th.-llama to society. *************** In a surprise move today, the administration announced that the entire Parkside Cheerleading and Pompon squad was replaced by a SiliCODchip. The Parkside Computer Club, which is installing the micro-ehip. claims that not only will the circuit chart inane pep rallies. but it can also manage a 2.0 GPA. *************** The Gay Black BowUng Catholic Chemistry alb will lake on the MusUm Women's Pbilosophical Salliag ... Shooting Society in the first round of intra·mural mud wrestling. A crippled Croatian communist communicator will referee .. Said Chancellor Alan E. Guskin, "U's good to see culture coming back to Parkside." *************** The Parkside StudeDt GoverDment Assocladon. in a recent letter to the press, denied being in any financial difficulty whalsoever. Meanwhile. the PSGA bake sale was a huge success. nearly doubling the PSGA's budget on sales of Rice Krispie Marshmallow Treats alone. -... - ---... -.. ..... A Week at the Park **** **** er Parot f.thLisilliawn ';;ger is the speak- ~UDdtabl e. The S Social .Seteeee .[:Igeria: Oil p06~rogram IS called publk:." It will es 1D the Seco.d adnady, .Nov. 14 at noboen h.eld on Ion- Charg~.open to the :Ub~~o:t I;: Tb **** **** . ere are two . ~ week. One is amusical events mg the Oriana TrI concert Ieatur- James McKeever .;;; directed by ~ns at 8 p.m. on Th e concert hem the Comm Arts ursday. Nov, 10 ~on at the door .Theater. Admisents and senior .~ $1.50 for stuothTehrs. CItizens and $3 for gram.e Iotthweirll ebveent I.S a choral pro- Place OD Wedn~ 1 p.m. in_MaiD program is f y, Nov. 16. This pub6c. ree and open to the Isn't it by Sarah Ub6g •.,1..l,IIIWweuekyeyrosu. caWn see the movie n.e" fGrthe' .SD'I ThaI 1II1I'I ri8bl o~uallow price of $t ..... and 1Y $1 for Parksid~ .- f..- !his ~~ol'er a guest. The ._...... I p.m. and 7'30are 3'.30 p.m. .,. IIld 7:30 p ~ p.m. on Frii'fcMIIIbor 13. .. on Sunday, briPIlApS...(.Patrhtside Activi.t.ies Board) --'- ,__ ese great m . tm:L They are shown . QVleS every QDema. Next week P;~ the Union ,.. ''The W I wm hring r_..p--." or d Accord' 109 to ******* U you would rather * lbat doesn't cost anyl~e1e09a, mcoomviee ~.!.ime! Nov. 15 ~~y Lady" on Tu sponsor~ ~ Tuesday flicks esday, free Th y PAB and are also the lrni:n mCni~evmiesatarts a:;epa.lmw.ayIsn ***** beaOn Sa.turday, Nov *12** com~~ty show called ,..:a",;";ewill Co ve." It's at 7 .0 Be, . mm Arts Theat p.rn. In the IS asked at the d:' t r or$2WdGoTnDat.ion ****** ** HoTpheeavniddeGoIthis"week is HLand at 1 p m ory. It will be sh of Tuesday.., Noovn.hothM own 15- . onday and Square. This is 16, In the Union event sponsored hyyePt AaBno.ther free Wasn't That ATime'• ~al: 25%off we.k ate Peanuts • Collom' of Nov. 14 .' Licoric1e0BMuixlly : MlJkMolled C Milk Balls aramels :::: Slices • Feanu18utter Chip • Clusters • ~In' Kisses • :::: Barrels ........_Is • ;;U;"int leaves • C Mints • C~I Targets • C oman Discs • caonmdyNuPtos'ps : AssortedPerky .=Rayal • Briel Toffee • 8u ge Mix • mdt Peanuts Butterscotch D' o Cand ISCS o C Y Coffee Discs • c~ramel Bully o Chacolate Drops o Chacolate Jots o Ch~olate Peanuts o c~olate Raisins o Jelly olate Stars • Cal~. oBrenaiansMix •• WCaartibbean Delicacy o Cinermelon Sparklers • C namon Bears • arob Peanuts o ~ral Pistachio Pistachio : ~nish Peanuts · Slu:wer seeds • y nt Food Mix •y~~~Matted Milk Balls """" Peanuts .- _.. -.. -' Dancef~er stirs with Seren&s~en It n.ndar. No\emll« lum "Dead Zone": King's surprr•sm• g W•Inner .., RidI IAdr • • U ,.,.. 10 10 1'M o..d :f.tJM upe<IJ"C 10 IIlOtMr 1ft \be mdIess sen of sIasIl and ..,..1 )'o,",e llOIIIll 10 sorely disaPPOlOted H JOU 110 an In I Uenl borror fdm. b the 011 lor JOU The Zooe th story of Jo nny mlth a young sehool Invol on • senous aulo d<nt lhol I v him I. a CGIlla lor fi y When be awak otartI<d 10 lJnd that be aJillh be_ 1OI'MOOt"1 bud. be can '.Re" the penon'l put .. poalbIe luI..... He IIlen b«oIlIes InvoMd on I murder lInfttJPlloe and I _I ..... poet -W alIIdida~ The o..d ZoDe Is a ralber un... _I horror 11Im. espedaIJy today IDsIead 01 reIyInc 01\ blood and 10ft 10 lricbten \be 1ICIIIi-e. it IIHS story and dwacter 10 era~ a 0I1eIlIion that holds witJI the n I Is I lint beard I Da,id Cruoeaberl toe 10 dltect ~ :f.tJM. I a bll ~ ... I...._. many 01 his prevI- ... libI, iDeludanc The &ood Sal .4'" tbr wry • n a",.. Inc Vloh4WJC' MOIl of CtoDmbeq'J IUms aeem 10 rely heavily 01\ ....... oIfects. Wben I saw The Dead Zone. I pl<uantly surprised to find lew of Ibese oIfects. 1'M o..d Zone is Cronenberw'I most res_ 11Im. wIudJ II only Iittinc be<:a...., The Dead Zone is Slephen Ki"C'1 most re trained llOYd.. ScrEED.liter Jeffrey Boam !los c:aptW'1!d tile essence 01 Kmg's novel. putting \be aceent 011 strone tb.ancten and beuevabte s,lua· tioIIs The perlonnan<es 1ft The Dead Zone are undormJy ,,«,UenL As JoIumy Smith. Chrutopher Walken renwbble. He .. ves us I chara<· ter wbo Is puszIed and IlIlSIIn a_ bis ·'gilt.·· Walken pro\'es once apin that be IS one of the finest aclO< s loday Vou believe all of the E'\'enls in the film because you believe on \be characler of Johnny South. Martin Sheen also slands oul in \be role 01 Cree Stillson, \be smister polibcian. This role II quite dil· lerenl than any thai I have seen him portray in the past. He handles \be part with his usual aplomb. Abo deserving of mention are Broolte Adams as Sarah - Johnny's ex·grrUriend - and Colleen Dewhurst in a relatively short ,ole as the mother of the murderer. IlIith The Dead Zone, director Cloneoberg has deli,ered a unely crafled, highly believable film populated by chara<lers who seem as real as the person SIlting next to you. B )'OU baven't seen Tbe Dead Zone yel, by au means do. It's one 01 the besl films of the year. WaDy Oeaver is retuming to Parkside (Do the) Charity dance On Tuesday, Nov. 22, Ibe Parksi· de Activities Board (PIill) will be presenting Ihe "Wally Rock" 01 wauy Cleaver. This won't be tbe typical, run-of·tbe-mill PAB danceadmission lor this dance will be lood. PAB is asking that students bring in 3 non·perishable food items and thai guests bring in 5 ilems. Abso· DID YOU KNOW? UNION SQ. GRILL Is open 'til 10:00 PM MON. THRU THURS. featuring • Char-Broiled Burgers, Brats, Dogs • Made-from-Scratch Pizzas • English-Style fish 'n' Chips • Gyros and Tacos • Homemade Chili • ...and much more lutely no junk food or denied or un. labled cans wiD be accepled . "This is a cbance lor Parkside to do something for the surrounding community," said Chris Carlson, PAR contemporary entertainment cbairperson, "as Ibe food will be distributed in lbe Racine/Kenosha area by local agencies." Tbe dance will be beld in Union Square; doors open at 8 p.m. "Tbere will be an alternate ad· mission policy for those who aren't in tbe Tbanksgiving spirit," stated Chris Hammelev. PAS president, "students without food will be able 10 gel in for the outrageously bigll cosl of $5 and guests cboosing not 10 bring food will be cbarged $6." Tbe stiff admiSSion for tbe dance is to encourage otherwise apathetic (i.e. non·spirited) people into a more giving, holiday mood. "Tbe Board bas been wanting to do a service-oriented project for a while. This dance seemed to be the besl choice for lhe project as Wally Cleaver is one of our biggest draws," said Hammelev. Wally Cleaver is a five-piece power pop band, originally from Racine. Tbey are one of Ihe few bands 10 land a spot on the 93QFM Hometown Album Project U. You may have heard their song, "Betty A" on local radio stations. WalLy Cleaver is always a good time-tbey put on a sbow you just won't want to miss, so plan on coming out and doing something good for yourself as well as someone else ...aller all, don't you deserve it? As always, UW Par/<side IV and age ID are required. Due to the "'. ture of the dance admission, plelst li.ave .both " ready at'the door. .. . "Q,nce 0ber Easy Roman cult comeback ... .., DIck Oberbruoer TIle Roman Republic, a Southern QIIIfamla spiritual group, has de- 1tIoped a new concept on conida_ en raising. "Dulce amino ",," as it is caned, is a "bitter- .-t eaIlgbtenment technique" tIIoI IleIps an invidual deal with -Not 10 be confused with truer .... 01 brainwashing, tbe tech- ... lnstlIIs the recipient with a ......... ness "beyond that of ..... men.·· ''OBe ean flirt with the gods," .,. Tllmmy, 25, Republic leader .. d11e11IanfiIider mechanic. He .. biI brother, Minneapolis, began ... puap last Tuesday and have .. ""'Iuiring members rapidly. "Our membership rate is faster tIlIn aD 01 last week's groups com- ---." aplained the younger Min- 1lIIplIIs, who, at 21,is Republic .... and paperboy. His function is 10 wrMe and spread the news of ... aistence. "One must be one's _ poperboy at times. Look at ant." J!lum bls throne, a 1978 Harley 1lIvidron, Tommy pares his nails lid describes the meaning behind lIIIir diIcovery. "lie and Minny sat around the ... here, last week, discussing, lOU bow, "bat were the inhibiting IacfGra barring modern man's con- Idonce. "ldeatity was the first thing we tIloaabl of, SO we went with that. ADd we turned to Ancient Romans, lOU know, and f mean like we 8lIopIed their Epicurean philoso- ~piness is guided through ItIIoI>-u our belief. We thought tlIio _ pretty cool, so we named OlIhelves the Roman Republic bet8lIIe Minny bad a history class at tile time. "The technique frees your mind from SOCial burdens. Everybody lIIlnies about what everybody else Is 1llinting about, and we, like, lose lrIct of ourselves. That's the bitterhIl! et: If you're totally \villing to let .. 01 What you are now to becQme tile ral you. "We teach you how to develop tile II!aaoning you'll need to achieve lota1 bappiness. We rid you of the PIIInoia that everyone has. And lOU know we tbought of this all in ... day. Pretty good." Both refuse to comment directly GIlbow the technique is administered. "011, we don't do the actual ap- ~Uon;' Minneapolis points out. We have a Pakislani gentleman drive Over from Santa Barbara ~ weekend to administer dulce. Be'. a truck driver. He has very II!llIIC banda " ..... asked bow many membeis. .. in the' ReO"hlir Tommv answered: "Some of our friends already had the dulce treatment. It cost them a hundred bucks a piece man, but it gave them wings. There's some free entities Jlut there coasting." ... and news from the world by DIck Oberbruner The French Avant Garde Artists' Union (FAGAU) is having their first U.S. exbibition since their founding last January . Thoroughly rejected in their native France, they bring their sculptures, paintings and other flesh-hair creations to New York City in December. FAGAU, whose union seal bears a ballerina geared with sledgehammer to smash the feet of the of the adjacent Venus di Milo, feels their work is not "morbid" or grotesque" as European critics have labeled it, b'lt is in reaction to modern art. They feel it is outmoded. "Our strength," s3¥s founder Francois Shingle, "lies in the use of lifelike materials. This makes a palnting, like Brizbo's "Man in Fondle" jump out at you. We con· sider life to be one of the main forces in the world today." ********** Horse racing in Mexico has a different look abo"t it. Under new regulations, horses are placed In the back of pick-up trucks and raced around the track. This ensures quicker lap tim~ ~s well as minimizing the risk of Injury to the animals. A horse merely lies down and goes for a ride. Although track attendance acrosS the country has sharply decreased, race officials hope that proposed plans to customize the trucks will bring the crowds back. 11 TIIanday,. O\-ember 11,1183 Burned Up Parkside liberators: the Marines are here by CuoI BarDS SpedaJ to lbe Rucu postponed student emancipation, increased use 01 legal mtoXlcants and several pre-med students who can'l get their beads througb doorways. ConJIicting predictions show, however, thai the latter is not necessarily aD unusual CODdiIi()ll. In hopes 01 lowering future tu burdens, politicians are urging nearby medical institutions to take precautionary measures. A patient- ""change program with stale-lunded meoW bospitals bas been sue- I"sled to compensate lor any nulltary miscalculations Sbould the invasion be su<ussful, the administration hopes to bold studenl elections In approXImately SIX monthJ Other wudentl· lied oourc:es qllOle thJI lIS JIIOIIths IS much too 1000, and that Pubide may DeVer be ready for self ........... ment. Meanwlule, K........ 'pr0nounced keJHHIlay), a hotbed of \our. ism, proc\auIlS thai any planaecI .... _ of Parbade by 1 ~ WID be lIlta1IJ .........-.s. New:rtbeIea, Invtl ..-les report that many lounsta are req_. ina itinerary <ballIes to include other !ICelIIt areas father nortb . such as Racine or Cudahy, In beu of K......... The Reagan administration is happy to announce plans for a possible post midterm invasion of the University of WlSCOIlSin-Parkside. One of the main reasons for the invasion will be to protect students from the Firsl Amendment. Therefore, tbe government is reccmmending a media blackout for the sludent-«cupied university. Moving quickly in response, Parbide will implement stricter security measures, slated to take effeet July 1, 1984 reauiring more stringent identification lor certain student actions. Parkside, surrounded by a beautiful rolling, wooded landscape, in the southern part of the Slale of Wisconsin, is situated appruximately three miles from where the sparkling waters of Lake Michigan ripple against the luminescent shores and beaches of Kenosha. In such a picturesque setting, it is bard 10 imagine any flagrant disregard for human rights. But recent intelligence reports slate that students there have been expected to conform to long hours of mental indoctrination, which in· clude deciphering grouped symbols printed in book form, working with Arabic numberals to solve mathematical inequalities for intangible reasons and fulfilling collegiate skills requirements. Parkside expects posl-midterm aoM4! invasion casualities to CODSlStof Greeaqulst Ba1I aile< lIoe fIeree Ore IIPL .. lIoe __ ...- Soviet artillery f....... ill lbe bas me.1 of MoIiIW'O IIaJl. Was pllfkside to be • Soviet base of iatenla-. lemIriml? 0._ A1IIII E. GulD' "f un ~ ..........." PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE ANNOUNCES A CHILDREN'S TOY DRIVE SPAGHETTI & MEATBALLS SPECIAL THURS. NOV. 10 & FRI. NOV. 11 UNION DINING ROOM 11 :OOa.m.-2:00p.m. SPAGHETTI & MEATBALL PLATE • SMAll ITALIAN SAlAD • GARUC BREAD ONLY '1.99 WITH 25< GOING TO S.O.C. TO" DRIVE ' .. I" ~. '..1"1; .. ' .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . by Paul Berge II ....... ,. NovemIIer 'Uta I DON'T MIND BEING THE OTHER WOMAN BUT 1 REFUSE TO BE CHEATED ON 11"'5 HA~D TO SAY WHAT 1 SAW IN ~UFVS-·· HE W"S NO STEVE· CANYON --HE WAS STINGY AND GRUDY BUT I'VE I'IL- 1.......-= _YS HAD A SOFT SPOT FOR BALD MEN THEN I HEARD FROM SE~ PEOPLEFROMHIS OFFICE THAT HE'D BEEN SEEING HIS SECR.ETARY ONTH SLY·/';~_-::::;J."I, ~ NEXT WE£!\; AT THE OFFICE I _.....~ by John Kovalic UW Extension course Hampster ctu•st•ne for fun and profit Call 50 H-AMPS-TER for more information Lunchlime or snacktime, those furry devils are just plain good. Put 'em in the mf•,crowave and watch them burst •. Send in the flags by Nick Thome This last weekend I was walcbinc "Meet the Press." What else Would an occasional WTiter for the Ilanger do in his time all? The guest on the show was _ general lrom the Joint Chi"" of Staff. The panel asked him some viable questions about Grenada IIId Lebanon. They asked him a question about the Marines' security-would it be increased? His reply was sornethinc to the ellect that the Mari ... weren't there in an active 00Illbat role. Tbeir purpose was to show America's commitment lor ...... in the Mid·East. The general further stated that the Marines were there for political reasons, not military reasons. Hmm, this brings up some mI«. esling questions concernillg the relationships between the Marines, the Government and the Politicians. The Politicians tell the Gaven> ment we need to show commitmeat to the great ideals of peace. The Government says, "0, K, We can send Marines to show just how tough we really are. II The Marines say, "Could we have some bullets for our rifles?" The Government says, "Sure you can, but you can't load your rifles until they shoot at you." I have always believed that the right men should be used for the right job. II you want someone who can wave flags, send flag wavers. II you want to make war, send in Marines with loaded guns. II you want to seek a political solution, send in a nag-waving politician. So, let's let those Politicians oecupy the Marines' position and bring our fighting men home, p p , p .. _D's voDeybaU finisbed witb • 34-8 record, but .... • , , • loy UW,MU... ukee In lbe district cbampioosbips. Volley-ball Championship cut short by Mark Feldmann The Parkside women's vulleyball team's road to a national cham. pionship was cui short last Saturday as the Rangers lost 10 L'W-Milwaukee 1&-10. 12-15. 15-7 m the finals of the NAJA District 14 cbampionships beld at Parkside Parkside finished the season with a 34-8 record, With three wins com. jog against UW-M. Head coacb Terry Paulson thinks UW-,\ sunply outplayed the Rangers. "We played very well,' be said, "but UW-M also played very well, After beating them three times. you could term this an upset." Others would caD tt u as the Rangers were ranked numbe!- 15 in the • 'AlA poD WIth a 31-5 record commg mto the cbamptOl'ls1ups. "It tsa't atwa).. easy berne lbe number one seed.' Paulson said "UW-M was really psycbed up for this game." Partside easily beat Concordia College m the first TOWld, 15-4 15- O. then feD to UW-.\ s-is 15-8, 14- 16 to send the Rangers to the rosers bracket of the double eJnuna. lion tournament After beating Marquette VOl""". sily to face UW-M -.., Part5lde bad to bealthern twice to WID it all Before the malcb UW-M O*b told me _ tile the toucber team PouIsoo saIcI • But they kept comJDc and CO<IWIC and fiDaDy !leol WbUe the _ Is "' ... for the flaDcen. there SliD Is hope of • CAA D"ision D !OIInlanlen1 bi& wbicb ... 0 be IDlIOU1lCfd • '.. 21 "Alter Ioslng In the I really doubt • bid." Psuisoa E'ien .1 • bid does DOl toIDe the team W1Il pact their bags and bead for Europe ...... ~ We W1Il play some mate!Jes ID Germany IDd lbea take • lew 011 Alter that, _ will .. bad< to pracbcinC," Psulson said. Packers' Starr dims Coollaued from Pace J f a bit more talenl crept mto the Packer line-up. One of lbe b.ggest boosts was the acqUISition of John Jefferson from Son DIego. When be arrived, exuding confidence and warmth. the team seemed 10 absorb this and play better Tbis year the Packers should be playing oul 01 Coney Island, <oIlSidering lbe roller-roaster nde !bel·..·e been on . Yel, with aU the ups and downs this year. the Packers are only one game from the lead m the Fe Central. with a 5-5 record. Once again that proves that Fe Central is the weakest division m loolbaU. .. everyone cootends. We don't care as long as the green and gold beat out the baled VJkinp ******** A few note ... the came the l3rowIls last Sunday The Gr Bay del played perila I came of the .1 I ter<epl1ons and • lumb .nd re- <J>niulI lour Tbe last lime the Pack... and the Browns played .1 County diam .... ' . 12. IN? • came \ atleDded II my hrst lone 0 game, and whal I came II II - the year 01 the Packers I«'OIld world cbampionsbip Tbe amr. of the pme _ GreeD Bay ». land 7 In that pme. Tra "'I- barns (remember him') tied an NFL reconI by retununc t". olls lor IoIldldowus, and the Pack. en scored in other vanous and ...... dry Wl1S. Ab. mm _ ttieA====== .Gre~.Ari1eflCuran SMuKEO NOVEMBER17,1983 =~~~~~Classified ads~~~~~~ For Sale ........ MGI convertible. needs drive -and 1Wter. $1000. 634-5597. A~ DISHWASHER. JC Pen- .., ... Kelvinator stove. 634·5597. IIAJU.Ey DAVIDSON 1200 ce. new ;-; tires. brakes, Too much to list. - trade. CaD 859-2557. II1lIUi:o RECEIvER. cassette deck. ~, 1'8 1000 computer. Contact .... 1.uehr. Ranger ollice, or call 978· Services Offered Tl'PING AND CAWGRAPHV. ......, _. Call Louise. 654-4505. . ~0lJ ready for '01 Man Winter? .. • reasonable. Evenings. 694- .... lor JR. ...t1lY'rmit GUITARIST looking 10 ...... - ... to bard rock band. Com- .......... CaD John al 634'1994. Miscellaneous If ~D OFFERED lor the relum CtDalilTtOlpurpJe Beret, lost 10/28/ ::'!.uS your Parkside ID or Alumni ~ ~ beer is on us ..Carl's Pizza, ---uere in Racine. Personals ~ Talk to your mother yet? IRP. ....... : WHAT do you mean ei(lht is not .......' ··--"b! ~ b'a liIIle to ask again. This lime -. dIicteu 011\. IRP. i;'-: auea., they have trains, ... SNOOKV: WHO the beD is Dimple??? Insanely Jealous . RIel.: WHAT are you majoring in? Sleep? Wake up and face the world! Beak. WANTED: A Fonk Trio and dancing Jocksmith for' x-mas party. KEN: GREAT weekend. Wben do ""'e try again? Whit. GUPPY: ORF, Orr, Orf!! Mocha Java!! Jetset and Dano. HEY, JIM Rockford! Get up, ,",u cocksucker!! Jimmy McNerterfurter . K.M. Next time. 1'1) try not 10 fall asleep. J.W. HEY INCOMP: What's number 3 gonna be? Love 26. X-eLEAVERS: Thanks lor nolleaving Parbide deaf! IEHA K: A week in • cabin, huh? Boy. Db boy! W. HEY SOC'S Valerie and Dan: Haoe)'OU Ieomed how to speD "(Juistmas" ye'? K&J HOW 'BOUT "Santa Claus??" KEN: IF you ever Jearn how to drive, J wouldn't have to go down the wrong driveway! STEVIE E.O., Where are you? Come 10 Jodee's and see me sometinw! OJ Tony. BON. BON BON. BON. il was only a test· only lWeaty live poiIlts; ooJy IiIty • I 01 our entire ... ; don't lie ~per.re(nH_, this Is the Jast ",.,8.. "will ....__ -*'U~_ . MOLLV: WATCH oul lor saiting blouses in Casual Corners They could catch up with you. Polly BLANCHE AND Muflie B-Dahlongs. k is time "Pin to say TATA and TOOl).. LE-LOO. Don" ask why Dahhngs. Jus, tab Thanksgiving and travel. I'D go far without ever leaVing town. probably crazy Dahbngs ....HAHAHA MYOIIMVOR'IIV:"THESE classdled> lie long today. Quile anno)'lng _ people q~ quite Iongwinded. however,' refuse to be seea IS OM of these ridtc KEN, ROW'M I doin" EXED FINE: TAKE 2 asplnn and ~U me in &be morni,. SNOOKV: ROll' 'boul a ni&bt 'his week-just )'OQ aIld me Rope se>-Looe • DImple. SANDLER'S CAUEII: EYer)'OIle -. I'm alive, I bave beea since we first met. Now can )"OU cues wIIo Iam" ? ru give ya I biDt-it's two Irtten NO. P-3t: 1be Belle CaDto a1QltS to be listened to by somewhat seasoned ears SIIaU we? 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YOV _ a _ --"-88Jday na 1$ tile ... , 5 ,.~- I "10 Ii :aU_j. 246iCMUCi:C,UCS - Raactr pbolo by Do, .. McEvoy ". PubIde _ team Is ..... pariac to ..... rqIoeal cbampl .. sbIp. , Soccer Team meets by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor The soccer team may be making a visit to Texas soon. The playoffs are beginning this week and if they win they wiU advance to the State finals. If they win that game they will be going to Texas for the national championship. All of the playoff games are hosted by Parkside because of being the number one in the area. The team is also ranked 18th in the nation in the NCAADiv. U. Last Wednesday Nov. 2. the soccer team tied against Wheaton 2·2. Coach Hal Henderson commented on the team's performance: "Everybody played well. This was the best game of the year, in my opinion, There was a super team elfort but we did tie." Frustration set in Saturday in Platteville, The team suffered an untimely loss i-e. Platteville scored their goal after they were awarded five free kicks. The Rangers were unable to score. Jimmy Banks got FEEL CHEAP! ITS A GOOD FEELING! FRI. & SAT. NIGHTS! 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. $2 Pitchers of Miller Beerl 2-for-1 Bar Prices on Mixed Drinks (bar) $3 Pitchers of Kamakazes $5 Pitchers of Alabama Slammers 25¢ poolj 25¢ video games/ bowl for S1 a game!! Excellent sandwiches IIDinner for Two" Courtesy of Elmwood lanes Every Friday night, Elmwood lanes will give away a FREE dinner for two at the fabulous Higgins Hob Nobl Stop in for oetans-irs so easy to win and you have nothing to lose! ELMWOOD PLAZA LANES 3701 Durand Avenue In the Elmwood Plaza Shopping Center Racine, WI 554-7175 T.... _ !lay Rd. OR 22nd Aft, 'OhIo St., OR __ Rd. to Hwy. II 'Our_ Ave.1 SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY/SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY 3 -.. playoff goal hit in the head, and some of the calls the referees made seemed biased. "This loss is very timely for us. We're going into the playoffs even though we lost, but a lot happened at Platteville." Henderson said, "Maybe it's this kind of thing that we needed. It kind of woke us up. I just hope we can make the most of the mistakes and improve for the playoffs." This Wednesday the team Plays Grandview from Iowa, here at 1 p.m. If they win they will advance to the state finals. "I think we have a very good chance of winning aU of these games> and we should be going to Texas". So far the Ranger's record is 12-8-1. ~orts Shots Packers' Starr dims that time. He didn't have to coach himself. Now to the personnel department. In the years between Lorn, bardi and about 1976, the talent pool in Green-Bay was no more the size of a bathtub. Part of that was due to the John Hadl trade (one of Dan Devine's memorable. feats). He gave five first-and second-round draft choices for a man in his mid- 300, who didn't do much except show that a quarterback could wear a number bigger than 19.And these memorable names: Jerry Tagge, a local boy who made bad; Jim Del Gaizo. Hadl's back-up, and a south. paw; and so many other wellknown players I can't name them all. Starting about 1976 some talent began to find it's way into tbe Packer line-up. Unfortunately Bart Starr was the coach. As the seventies started to come to an end, Green Bay had a good draft, and made a few good trades. James Lofton, Lynn Dickey, Rich Wingo, Ezra Johnson, Mike Butler, Paul Coffman, etc. came to the Packers, and things began to happen. In 1978, they had their first winning season since 1972 and made the playoffs. Then the slide began again. That lasted until 1981,when W,orld Health Organization- Listed Medical School Spartan Health Sciences University is located on the island of St. Lucia in the West Indies. Openings are still available in the Jan. 84 crass" OFFERING: • 36-month M.D. program • Instruction in English • Clinical clerkships in the U.S. • W.H.O.-listed. Students eligible to take ECFMG exam • Graduates have been accepted to specialty training in U.S. hospitals • Scholarships, loans and bursaries are available • Transfers welcome Spartan ~ealth Sciences University U. S. OffIce: P. O. Box 85 EI Paso Texas 79941 Phone 915·532-5890 Name _ Address _ City State Zip Phone Mail th;;is;-;::c;::o;;u;::p;::o;::n~f;;:o:r-:m=o:re::-:i::-nf;-:o:-:r:::m:::a:-:t"'io--(We are formerly known as SI. Lucia Health Sciences Uruverslty.] by Robb Leuhr Green Bay: a name synonymous with excellence; several world football titles. many of the greatest players in history, and the single best coach of all time. So what happened?? Since Vince Lombardi left (after the 1968Super Bowl), the Packers have been also-tans. except in 1972 (11)-4),1978(8-7·1).and 1982(when everybody made the playoffs). Since Lombardi. the team from Tilletown U.S.A. has been coached by some of lhe greatest men ever, true legends. One of them was Phil Bengston, who guided the Packers through two seasons of truly mediocre football with virtually the same team who had won the 1968Super Bowl. Don't forget Dan Devine who had only one winning season. What I remember about him most was when he had his leg broken in two places while standing on the sidelines in his first game as Packer coach. Our last legend, Bart Starr, is still here after eight or nine years. It seems like he's been around forever. He has only had fwo winning seasons as coach, a fifth as many as he had as a player. Of course, he did have a pretty decent coach at aRenzelntann: a viable asset by Patricia Cumbie Tim Renzelmann is a junior at Parbide, majoring in Communlca. lions. He is also Parkside's best cross country runner. He is originally from Sheboygan, and be has only been attending as Iq as this semester. "The first timI I visited the campus was with tile UWS cross country team, and die coacb showed me the school IDdit was the kind of school I was looting for. It's small enougb that ,.. get individual attention, and I',...t too small." So far he has really enjoyed his attendance here. "I like it a lot. It fits my personality well, which is one of the things which attracted me to it. I've only been here for a couple of months so far. I like it." Renzelmann qualified for nation. als last week. He placed second at regionals. On Nov. lJ he will be competing in the national meet held here on the course. When asked how he felt about competing, he replied, "It's kind of nice because it's my first year, so I don't have any real personal expectations on how I'm going to do. Because it's a new competition and everything, this takes a little pressure off. All I can do is wait and see what happens." He is pleased with his race last Saturday and hopes he can Improve. Practices have been going well, and training is starting to taper down for the upcoming com. petition. To mentally prepare, Renzelmann just goes into the race relaxed. He commented, "It's really nice having a home course here because, well for Regionals I slept in till 9 o'clock, just got up, went to the course and didn't give myself any time to think about it. .. As runner and student, Tim is going to be a viable asset to this university. Intramural basketball 1lIoee of you who are itching to ... aJllntramural activity should .... into !be intramural sporis of. ....... New sports just beginning lit badmmlon and z-on-z basket. • 80lh Will be played during the ICtivityperiod, so you have no ex- .. not to begin a personal fitness ..... ul. Badminton play will occur on Fridays from 1·2 p.m., beginning Nov. 11. Two-on-Two basketball will occur on Mondays and Wednesdays from 1-2 p.m., beginning Nov. 14. Both coed and male teams will be fonned into leagues. AU those men out there who love to play basketball should begin contacting their friends to fonn a team for the pre-season basketball tournament to be run on Dec. 4 and 11. Play will begin at 2 p.m. and will be structured according to the number of teams entered. Deadline for entry into the preseason tournament is Nov. 30. 15 Cross Country low lUlU Young team successful by Tori Munay The Women's cross-country team, with one more meet remaining, has been doing quite well this season, despi te the loss of last year's two top runners, Deb Spiro and Sue Meyer. Stevens Pl. invit. tied for 2 out of 5 l'arkside invit. 11 out of 22 Loyota invito 3 out of 11 Western Michigan 8 out of 9 Milwaukee Quad 3 out of 4 Regionals 3 out of to This past weekend the team competed against the No. f-ranked team in the nation, Marquette. in a dual meet Marquette won willi 15 points. Individual winner was Katie Webb from Marquette with a time of 17.28. Dona Driscoll was the first runner for Parkside, placing 6th In 17. 56. Driscoll, a two-time All Amencan in Cross Country and threetime All American In tracll, has been leading the relatively young team throughout the season Also scoring for Parkside were Karen Jacobson (II, 18451, Jane Ros· kowski 112, 18:56', Sarah H.et1 115. Science Students Challenge Science Professors to a Jjlr Student/Faculty Basketball Game • SHOWDOWN Proceeds going to the Science Division Scholarship Fund When: Nov. 26, 5:30 pm Where: UW-Parkside Gym Tickets available for $1.50 in GR 344 or at Special Table on Concourse. Sponsored b, lite Chemlstrr Club 1912), Ann Ruppert 116. 19 37), Connie Wallace (17, 20:021. ******** The National cross-country coerse will be the site of tbe Women's NCAA cross-country Nationals Uus Saturday. Defending Champion Cal. Poly SOL is favored til win, JltCOrd· in« til Partside rooc:b Mike DrWitt Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 10, November 10, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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