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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1bursda October27 1983 • Universi of Wisconsin-Parkside United Council Impeaches Scott Bentley by JeDDie Tunkieic:< News Editor An investigative cornm.ittee was formed Aug. 20 to probe three allegations. The official charges against Bentley, as oulliDed by committee members, cite failure to act in the best interest of studenls of the UWSystem, failure to provide a yearend report, lack of accountability and/or ac<:essibility to General Assembly delegates and member schools, failure to call a special meeting as petititioned by a quorum (7) of member schools, failure to provide mootbly staff reports to General Assembly delegates and failure to uphold and enforce the UC by-laws. A bearing of the General Assembly, which is comprised of delegates from member schools, was called Oct. 16 at Stevens Point to further examine the charges. Bentley was invited to address the situation, but be was not present. The General Assembly met again OCt. 22, 23 and 24 in Superior to take action on the charges against Bentley. At this meeting a letter was read to presidents and directors which was reportedly Bentley's letter of resignation. Jeanne Buenlter-Pbillips. Parkside's student government president. said. "(Bentley) tried to put aU the blame on the .. ecuuve board. r.e. student government prOSldents. In !be last paragraph. the letter states that be will resign only If we compensate him Obviously. we are very upset with that and many people at the meeting saw it as blackmail." The letter contains no signature or indication of the author. "How ...... we to know be even wrote this? We decided not to accept (the letter) because of !be fact that it wasn't signed." added BuenlterPhillips. Therefore, Bentley's alleged resignatioo was not attepled but unpeachment proceedinp began un. mediately and be was of~Uy d - missed as presldellt The General Assembly voted to interpret Its by-laws and designated !be present meeting as the nest meeting of !be lIIRIIlbly. A motion passed ~211 to begin presidential election procedures imJ:nedilIteI Two of Parbide's four ddep voted opinst !be mouoo because ...... felt we t>eeded time to lind out CoDtlallH 011 Pace f After several months of discord .-Ideliberation, the United Cound) of University of Wisconsin Studeal Governments (UCl ousted Pl8IdeDI Scott Bentley. TIle OOIItroversythat led to last ,,*'1 events began this summer .... Bentley was investigated by • seeutive committee to deter- • dlarges of alleged misconduct .. misuse of UC funds. TIle orpnization is supported by U of ... 13 UW-System campuses ad .. funded hy a 50 cent per studill per semester fee collected ...... at member schools. ..... UC Executive Director Tadd 11leissen prompted the investIpIIaa of Bentley. He accused Scott Bentley Bentley of misusing funds to pay his personal parking fines, exceeding budget aUotmenls on a UC trip by $373, spending $1000 per month on UC Mastercard and several counts of misconduct. Activity hour studied by Ken Me)'U The thr'ee-year-<lld activity hour from \-2 p.m. every Meeclay, WedDeOday and Friday is currently being studied by !be University Coaunittee to dim· mine if It would be advantato change !be activities' =- and/or times The activity bour .... instituted in Seplembor 1lIlIO by !be __ aDd StudeDt Life in order to promote gnater partlcipatioll in various departmenls' and orpnizatioos' evellls and meetIDp. Univenity Committee memben agree that the activity boor IS a good tIunc to have, but tbeJ questlolllf it Ichedu1ed in !be best \*Sible way. Peter Hoff said that !be ~ liVity boar was formulated In a 5; ~' since the bad DO input in an iDlIe that _ .............. Hoff said that !be activity boar crates problema mabIII profeaol s' telocbinI ICbeduIes and ICIlednlinI dIs'ooms. Be aIoo said \bat it _ c'- "1would like to reassure the student body that United Council, with the removalof Scott Bentley, has begun the process of solving its internal problems." --Jeanne Buenker-Phillips PSGA President y Halloween the ger staff ~----------------------- I Activity Hour Survey I10order to secure a '""'P'q of stDdeat ...- em wllat, If _,., k. sboold be chanced about !be MWF 1-2 p.m. activity boon, pBoe lID out this 5WVe'Y and return it to the Rqer office, or drop It k _ of the PSGA suggestion bolles. I. Do you feel !be current activity boar sboold be chanced' I -Yes- 0 2. U yes. whidl days and times would be !be best? Days:._ ---------- 1 ~: I Name:: 1 _______ . . .J _..-II!!!!II!!!!!III!II!!!!!!!IIII!!!!!!!!IIII!!!!!!!!!!I!I!!!!II!!!!I!I!!!!II!III!!!!!!!!!I11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1---- IL..=L=..=e-=..tt=..=e-=-r=-.s·_to~th--:.,e-E-d-i t_o_r_---11 Why pay to park -pt. 3 2 Tbanday, October %7,1183 Students apathetic To \be Editor: I would like to introduce myself: 1 am a freshman, a husband and a father, I must also introduce myself IS member of lbe majonty-lbe 98.2 percent of lbe student body that did not vote in lbe recent PSGA elections. I realized that lbere were only six candidates running for a possible nine Senate seats SO lbere was no real reason to vote; but lbe Iaclt of candidates and lbe subsequent voter turnout reveal an alarming fact: lbe student body is otremely apathetic, When ~ussmg this sad state of affairs, an upperctassman joked wilh me, saying: "Welcome t~ ParUide!" BeIng a very non-traditiOnaI student myself, I understand lbe pressures and responsibilities that face many of lbe students here at Parkside; but being a non-traditiona! commuter student body IS all \be more reason lbat we should be concerned about and get involved in \be deciSions and processes that affect each one of us every single day we are here. I round out that lbe next PSGA meeting is going to be held on Thursday, Oct XI in Molinaro 0134 at 8:30 p.m. I plan to attend. It IS open to everyone. I hope I am not alone. Joseph Vignieri Winter Carnival committee begins work The Winter Carnival committee met for lbe first lime Monday and elected Valerie Olson chainnan and Chris Hammelev secretary. There are slill open seats on lbe committee for any student interested in planning this year's Winter Carnival. Interested students should contact either Buddy Couvion or Marilyn Bugenhagen in Union 209 or attend lbe meeting at noon, Oct. 31. The carnival's theme will be selected at lbe meeting, and lbe activities' lime-line will be discussed'f!\~~,. ........, ... ....... ~~~·i~~:'·~;·~~ ...,.._.;...:.....;"'-.. .,.-.....:~•.. • . . .. Marines: ' brave and lonely To lbe Editor: For lbose of you who haven't read the previous articles in this series, there is a grass roots level movement on campus to stop paying exhorbilant fees to leave your car unattended in a prairie. We have discovered that our chief of campus security bas an "If you ignore it. it will go away," attitude, He and his stalf of ticket issuers are not good for much else than the narrassment of students. I would like to thank lbe students who by discussion of this problem were able to infonn me that Iwas attacking lbe wrong man by attacking Brinkman. Although Brinkman doesn't deserve a staff and he's ineffectual (he can't even defend himself in the paperl), he is notlbe one who instiluted lbe parking policy or set lbe rates. Al Guskin is accountable. You should consider yourself on the carpet before lbe students. Al Guskin! We still want to know what is done with our money. The American Revolution was fought and won over pennies, not dollars, under similar circumstances! Again Isay "thank you" to those of you who are behind me in this effort to stop extortion on campus, But lbe fight hasn't yet begun. Keep people aware. Citizens of Kenosha (citizens, not students) are behind us. Racine citizens will be. too, if made aware. Discuss strategy and know the issues: (1) Not enough space; (2) inadequate bus service; (3) Exhorbitant rates: (4) Harsh punishment: (5) No alternatives. To lbe Editor: To lbe brave Marines in Lebanon from an ex-Marine: My lbanks to a brave group of men who are doing a lonely job. I hope when you come home you don't getlbe welcome home of lbat of lbe Vietnam vets. I hope the United States bas realized what a mistake lbey made with us. I know a lot of you are there because you were just sent and you really don't want to be there. It's time lor the President to get off his can and do something and stop the murder of Marines. My heart hangs very heavy for your loss of friends and comrades. I hope there are fewer deaths than those of Vietnam. We-need a reason for being in Lebanon that makes sense to all of us-the quicker the better. I hope someone can explain why our men are dying in a fight we don't really understand, but are ordered to fight. But there is no way we can just pull out DOW. "Sorry, Men." From One Marine to Others. Paul E. Johnson Parking issue old complaint To lbe Editor: Do we, as the student body. have to read this garbage about parking? For lbe last two weeks. it bas been lbe same lbing. As a student. I think it is gelling a little old-the same old thing over and over. To lbe students who started all of this I have one thing to say: Pay the lag and forget it. Let's get on with school. We are all adults. Paul E. Johnson, M, A. Davis. WRITERS Corby Anderson, Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker, Margaret Butkus, Carl Chernouski, Patricia Cumbie, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Harmann, Mary Kaddata, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Kendyl-Marie Linnn, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Jill Whitney Neilsen, Dick Oberbruner, Julie Pendleton, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig. PHOTOGRAPHERS RobbEichhorn. ToddHerbst. Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Sha- • •••~=iiiiiiiiiiii::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;.::::::::::::fj:q~.:K:ar~e:n:T~",:nd:e:l.~G:a:ry~Za:lO:ka:r~,::::::::::::: --------:: .. Ken Meyer Ed~tor Jennie Tunkieicz News Ed~tor lohn Kovalic ....•.••...................................•... Feature Editor Michael Kanas Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks _Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak ...............••.•.............. Asst. Business Manager R(Jnger is written (Jnd edited by students of UW_Parkside ancl they (Ire solely responsible for its editorial policy and conlent. Published ,every Thursday during the (lcademie year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is orinted by the Racine Journal Timel. . All correspondence should be addressed to, Porkside ,Ranger, Umver· s;ty of Wisconsin·Porkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, W,s. 53141. ed telters to the editor wdl be accepted if typewr,tten. double·flx)C on standard size paper. Letters should be less Ihan 350 words and must be signed with (I telephone number included for veri'ication purposes. Names will be withheld 'or valid reasons. Deadline for klters is TVfilsday JO a.m. for publicatian TlKJrsdoy. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing folse and defa(flOtory content. WeD Day, a bealth fair \bat provided he Itealdt 1af0l'lDAtt. aMIU ...... t P ....... .,.-~ Ott. 11. Forty diHerelit lIH\Ikes were offered, ~ bIoolI ~ dIleeb. ......-e. Well Day beutDg aDd slckle-edl ICfUDiDp. Peer Support reorganizes ., M WbII11ey Nielsen B ""1'1 25 and need help IQ Peer Support is there " IIIp JllU. Poor Support, an organization ~ designed for non-tradiIDIIllIIdonts and problems they IIIJ -.16 began four years '" bod didn't become a major or- ...... lDllIl 1981. Tbil year's president, Pam Brooow..i. IIid one 01 Peer Sup- ,,"'1 IIlIjor problems is that the Ip' 'iDa Is in a transitional peIlld. Loa year'. president graduat- ~ ':.,. Support is reorganizing Iftaawen Slid that this reorga- .... Will lake a tremendous ... ClIliIIIe and they're still de- ::-c ..b1cb direction they .~ GrpnIzation to go. - lblnp are changing and :' .:::e.m slaying the same," ~~ problem according to lid II the lack of members .... IlIIIateen. She said adults ......, bled time because of tWIlo~' making it diffi· nor. 'Olunteen. ....... sre approximately 25 lit ' bat Brouwers said "we .. ':fJ dItennining our member· ~ laid there are two !Ioo. 1Ilomhert-active and inac· IIlrs ~ _ben are volun· .. ""- ~ IUCh things as man , lllUDseI on a regular ""':.. f1I various committees, ~ I!IeIses or work on ori· -.....,.:. In<oming non·tradi- ~ -beTs are the stu1o,J"1Ie Ileed the support but ... ~_sbo: can't volunteer .. ~time. ~ 0Iie IJlODSors many ae- ~ 0/ the major focuses is S !Gr - non-traditional .. ... 'flee m 10 orienlalinns .........1Qdomie year-Ihe next !Gr Nov. 10 at 7 p.m. in Molinaro Ill. There are staff and other non-traditional students present to answer questions. Peer Support also has a major program each semester. A seminar on domestic violence will be held Nov. 9 from 12-2 p.m. in Union 106. The event is co-sponsored by the Student Health Cenler. The speakers are: Judy Arnold, the director of the Kenosha Women's Horizons; Stephanie Hansen, director of Racine's Women's Resource Center; and Kevin Hamberger, clinical psyebologist al Soulheastern Family Practice Center. Peer Supporl generally holds meetings the fourth Wednesday of every month. The next meeting is Nov. SO and the topic 01 discussion will be energy conservation. The tentative schedule has alcohol abuse as December's lopic and dis· abilities to be discussed in January. "We want the basic philosophy 10 stay the same-to make people in the organization leel as if they belong, bul we need the visibility on campus," said Brouwers. "It will all work oul. We just need the lime and organization to do It·· I , Odeller n,1JI3 Blood donations The Blood Center of Sootheast· em WlSCOIl.Sin will bold the Paltsi· de Fall Blood Drive Tuesday, 'ov, Ilrom 9 a.m. to 3:30 p.m, in Union 104. This is a wal1<-in blood driveappointments are DOl necessary College donors are atremely im· portant to the Blood Center AI>" pro:<imately 400 pints 01 blood must be col1ected ~ery day In order to keep the supply in SoutheasteT1l WISCOIISin al adequate levels Aboot 80 percent of these DOltscome !rom moIlI\e blood drive. sucb IS the Campus Crusade conference Graham, a worldwide symbol 01 evancehsm. bas I""ead>ed the Qujo. !ian messace to more people Ibon anyone eIIe in Iustory 1D _ yalI his ministry, lIIUal1y 10CIII0d OIl oty crusades. bas aIJo tDcIoded successful meetmp It sucb 1IlUftT· slUes IS Harvard, OI:Iord and the UaiVenlly of North CarohIla Other speakers include popular Christian wriler.Jecturer E1isabetIJ Elliol Grea; DaUu lbeolOCical 8emiDary prolessor Howard Headrick.!. I nalioaIU,.knoWD radio speaker; welllmowu speaker • aulbor Josh McDowell, of Campus Crusade; and crawford LontU. .. liona\ direct<r of the "Here's Life, IlIadi: America" miDIsIry of Campus Crusade. 0pIl0DaI semloar topics will ... cIude _ on love, praJer, '"" and daliDC, ..... to beciD a penonaI miDistJy 011 "",,', campus. and _ en. Coot of the coofermce. acconhnc to Hayes, will be ..-;, jnehMti,. IodcinIllor live Dights, DOIH'efIlDd. bIe reglSlnlion fee of $25, all conlermce malenals and two coocerts. Further informatiOD is available by wnting: Campus <Zusade lor am.t. KC 83, AIteolion: Matt Sanden :I&«l. Arrowhead Sprinp, San 1IemardJDo CA 92414. Campus Crusade for Christ pr~i. denl Bill Brighl and evangelist Billy Graham head a list 01 well known speakers scheduled to address "KC 83," a national conference for ~tudents to be held in Kansas Cily, Mo. in lale December. Conference director Dan Hayes said thai planners expect some 25,· 000 college and universily sludents, college-bound high school seniors and others to attend the evenl, which Campus Crusade is. sponsor· ing. More than 7,000 regIStrations have already been received, be added. Iional KC 83 wiD be the firsl na conference for students .that the inter-denominational numstry ~ held since il sponsored the JD8SS1ve EXPLO '72 conference ~ Dal1as In 1972. Thai ""eol, in which ~t and Graham also played key ro , drew approximately 80,000 studeD~ and others to Dal1as for .a weel< 0 training in Christian dlsClPteshiP e\ism an~~w.:.ed that the leader· ship 01 the organization's CamPUS Minislry, which normally hosls around 10,000 college and umv:i sily sludents each year In=°and conferences between ChriS this New Year's Day, deCIded thai year was an appropriale lime to Crusade at UW-P? Campus Crusade lor Christ is try. ing to organize a chapter 01 its or· ganizalinn al Parbide. A meeting is scheduled al 12:55 pm. Frida" Oct. 28 In Molinaro 108. Campus Crusade correolly bas 10 to 15 chapters iD WISCOIlSin, includIng Madison, ~, Eau Claire, Oshkosh and MaIquette. bring studeols together iD a sillg1e tional event. na"Frank\y, we are c:onvtnced. that this coofereoce will help iCJIiIe a spirilu.al revohllion amOD8 stadeols that could help alter the course of historY " said JloIer RandaD. din!Iotor of' the Campus ~ and architect of the KC 83 gathering. The eveal is scbedu1ed for Dec. rI 1983 10 Jan. I, 191M,be said. The f";""t will include a variety of well _ speakers and a wide ranee of optional seminan· . Brighl a former busiJIeSSIIWI who left businesS to establish Campus Crusade at UCLA in 1951, speaks annually to thousands of c0llege students on campuses and at major conferences. .,... al Partside. The 0Iber 20 per. cent comes !rom donon eo the Blood Centa·. on e-u1 tao tions in J,Ww-. • a • Ra, cine and Kenooha The Fall Blood Dri,e is red by the Student Health Center. We seeeee Oub and the In rvartily 0ui.sIian Fellowship Construction finishes soon Have you '-' III"OIICIennc when the plaza CXlIISlnIctIOD In II'U.C will be fiDul>ed' wen. !her permit· 1uI&, It will be _ by the lint of ember, puto Lbe P1I eat Plant and the COIlItnIctloIl '" ncbt on _ute ~ _ 0D!y a I IDOl'<! ~ meat -uom 10 pour, J DudJey, P!lysa1 Plant Diredor "11 t the COIlSlTU<tion I eooe very smooLbly Tbe CODtract n hue _ an eI<elIeot JOb," be The I'adope p\antJnc will lake pla<e Ibis fall or nert sprInc. depeoduIc on _!her coodltions and will be _ by P!lysical Plant McDonalds Corporation F.-food rIC'.""- chitin Kenolh. - Zion Recruiting workers See Mike Plate WILe D173 for details by Nov. 3rd '83• . .....0[1 =';= ~rJiJ~.:, !!!!!!!!_~~~;'_!!!!_!!!!!!!I!!!I!!-_!!!!!~~!!!!!!!I!!I_----_!l"'" United Council impeaches Bentley continued from page one • • lBentley's letter of resignation ...e IbouI 1M cudidates:' said ~ ... PbIIh... 'I'1w 0Ih0r two IeIoptes ~ aot ...... t at 1M -- t1IIft people ~ DDIDlDatedto .... lbf.. '(eIW poeWoD. oA' W IDdDdod Sot ZDldarb, UC...... !, '. CbIrtie In, \CadeIIIIc AffaIn DIrt<tO<, ODCI rr-, ....,. ucr- StlIlIeDt \JIOdt'Wt. rice P!IWJent CaDdilaWIOff • IIlort .. '0. ODd ..... tpi!J ".ave wtft aDow~ to tour ..-.. of 1M (0I>- l. eaadidate -.led %> out _to .... has becOme the focal point of activities, I have concluded that there is only one thing to do. My resigna_ tion may put United Council hack on course-at least momentarily' since the past seems to lend litt~ direction to the future. Ibelieve if United Council is to truly recognize its potential, then the Executive Board must be reduced in size and tenos extended to two years. Perhaps UC could institute staggered terms to ensure continuity. UC should serve as a forum to train students for public service; unfortunately, it evolved into a kangaroo court with no due process or justice. II I maintained idealism and had faith in the board, then I would view my role with UC as a chal· lenge and not an abandonment though in the absence of a prof.. : sional board and exhausted by the pettiness, I opt to leave and wish you well. In closing, I ask that I be exoner· ated and compensated for lhe remainder of my term. I feel this is a small price for the pain and humiliation you have evoked upon my tenure. In this situation, members of this board intervened in the internal management of UC and failed to serve as a strong voice for studentsII students of WisCOnsin could benefit from all the time and energy 1M United Council board invested in negative efforts, Ihave no doubt UC would be at the forefront of state student associations. It is rather pathetic that as United Council attempts to evolve, it is held hostage by naive and ignorant board actions. As I contemplted, and later ran for a second term as UC president, Ifelt Icould make a valuable contribution to UC's live\iboOd by lending continuity and experienced guidance. This decision, which Ipersonally equate as a sacrifice, was generous, for I prolonged my leave from school for another year in an attempt to facililate UC's growth. It is with regret that I reflect baCk upon this decision for the Executive Board's actions have been embroiled in parliamentary chaos and little progressive educational advantages have been made in recent months. Since my presidency The following is the complete text of the resipatiOll Ie/ter former Urntcd Council President Scott Bentley submitted to the UC General Assembly, wIJic/J refused to accept the Jetter because it was not !igDed. The Assembly then impMCIJed Bentley· Aside from the presideDtial cbanct, UC acIdJ .... d olber issueS at Its last mHtinI· 'I'1w LeplatiVe Allain Committee caDed for aD In- _ CQIl<OIItrabOll on keepIn& 1M cII1Dk11lc • from beinC raised to II To 1M UOIted Council Executive Board: It Is with frustratiOll and relief that Ibave decided to resign from 1M presidenCY of the United Coun' ciI effective Monday. October 24, 1183. I bave made this decision beca.... I feel that United Council's executive board has becOme ern· bedded an internal politics and has lost sight of its primary purpose-- whicb is to defend the rights of studenls in the higher education arena. It is a shame that there is little, if any, conlinwly in the general assembly. For, l! there were, you as members of this board would bave 1eamed from past rrustakes. I am referring to the mCidents involvlng Bob Kranz a few years ago. _ 1to lloId eIectIoI» ..... ..w _ 01 1M candI- " __ ZIIIdarU _ IM~""'" 1M third ~ with %> _ _ 011IiaI11ln1U11ed • UC t tnIdorb'l lint ~ • UC _ldetlt to _ that 1M UC ollI<e Iocb be cbanted ODd that be ontered to ret.... aDJ • eIr 11II1 III biI po I !CD >....s ",101-" a .-I.... IoD to pcllIDOIe ODd uplift 1M ,."... .atIoD 01 UC and to achIeVe 1M ort1OD's plo ODd purpooes. 'Dortty Aflalrs Committee 8rJed stadeDt .... ernm<ftt presIcIOIIIa to lei more minonly students ia¥oMd in committees Womea's Allain Committ .... dJs. euued poaIble procrams wtuch could be unplernenlcd on cam- ........ 'I'1w GeDera1 Assembly decided to pootp." 1M Leadenhip Legislotlve ConferetK'<! unW January, ODd 1M next moelin& will be 'ov. II, 11 ODd 10 10 Oshkosh At the .next UC committee meeI1ng a rep- .-ntatl .. from the United States Student Asoocialion will be on hand to an reol"lng the problem of arn1lqwly In UC try-la .... It "Country Matters" cancelled "A CONVICTION IS developing among Christian college tudents today. It's a conT!Je production of "Country Matters: Selected Seductions by Shakespeare," origina1Iy scheduled for Tuesday, Nov. I. al Parkside has been cancelIed due to contr2ctual problems between the organizer of· 1M show, Cameo Entertainments of Santa Cruz, Cal. and its actors. viction that say) 'Hey, if other people can a err their beliefs on campus) then why aren't we Christians doing the same?'" _"!'!""! .... ~_Josh McDowell KC 3 I a onee-m-a-eollege career expenenee, tIl\ 01\ 101: Ul' to 25,000 tudem and faeult\. Held In Kan a ClI} •• \\ OU£l, from Decem~r 27, 19 >, to Januar\' I, 19~. Ihe e nferen e will im'ol\"l: learning how to make an eternal mark for Chri t. peakeI'> will mclude: • Billy Graham • Bill Bright • Eli abcth Elliot • rawford Loritts Marilyn Bugenhagen, Parkside assistant coordinator of student activities, said the entire nationwide tour of the production has been canceUed. She said tiCkets were not available al the lime of the cancel· Iation so nooe had been sold. Book sale The Library ILearning Center will hold a book sale on Nov. I, I and 3 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. outside the entrance of the library on Levell. Approximately 1,200 bOOkscovering a variety of subjects will be .. - cluded, Most hardcover bOOkswill sell for $1 and paperbacks for 2S cents. There will also be a silent auction for several special sets of books. These books have accumulated over a period of time and consist of duplicates, discards and gill ilems that are not needed for the lib~ collection, according to Hanne10re B. Rader. direclor of the LibrarY ILearning Center. ..... _.... .! lecepliotl for dooec ....... ted Ia ........ C. ,., CO' Ide for am.t Fricblv Oct. 28, 12:55 p...... JIIoIbvo 109. Or ~ 'Hide ("')274-3563 '- ... ~ - ea.pas en.. ..... '- am.t or KC83. ~--=- - --- KC83 ~ - - ---;,,;;;;:;.. .....-~ ~~ (amru OIIlCce(.amru (ru aJdorChn \ ....r"'whc J "rrlng e .an BcrnarJlno. CA 92414 711 6-~224. c I <;,00 DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th SI, Pb .. e 654·2«)32 - pALS !II!!!!!!!!!I!I!!!J!!!I!II!!I!!!!~WLL::C~In:fo:nn:ati:'o=n~d:es:k~was:~aIso:~::::::::::::::::::::::~;;~hi~·~G~8:m:ma u pALS (Parkside Active Student discussed. CI bU Events J.lIdeIS in Session) met Monday The second annual student or. IIIlIIiJIC tAl discuss various student ganization Christmas Party is Idiftties. PALS consists of student scheduled for Friday, Dec. 16 in ... from the student orgamza- Union Square. More details will be ... Preseat were: Mark Scholzen ironed out at the next PALS meet. -' (]Iris Hammelev from PAB, log Nov. 7 at 7:30 a.m. ~ PbilliPS from PSGA, Ken IIo!" /rom Ranger, Valerie Olson _DID Galbraith from SOC. Ab- ....... Pam Browers from Peer IIPPGrl and Mike Scoon from fSGA. diIcossed included the up- :'DaY on Campus" for area ~ IdIool students. The orgamza- .. .... recruiting tables set up .11oo coac:ourse in order to show .......... 11 what their organiza- .. will do. The possibility of stu- .. tolanteers "manning" the Minority law conference 1IIe ow Law School is hosting a IIiIorIlJ pre-law conference on OIl. I' aad 15. The conference will lie IIeId at the UW Law School in ...... 1IIe pi of this conference is to .... ,uD interested people in the .......... available for minority ...... at American Law schools. ftiI procram is open to all who ._Iaterest in studying law, re- .... of their year in college. 1IIe tllllIIeience is being co-spon· .. .., IlIIdl Law Students Assn- ... the Indian Law Students 'III "he, the Latin Law Stu· .. oWodalion and Student Bar , "'M, ..... be discussed are: Law .... Preparation, Law School !b' I c Test (LSAT), Admis· .. OIIIria, Financial Aid and - Opfortumties. 1IIe JIllInm will begin on Fri· _f,.1IL with Welcome by Law ..... Dean Clifford Thompson .... lI,lIote address by Howard ,., IIoretary of Employment ...... for Governor Earl. A re- .. Wm follow. The Saturday ..... becins With Registration • ... IJD.. followed by workshops :. Itlapks mentioned above. In 1fternOon. participants will take ~ 1.lIIOdllaw school class, a - J*DeI and an alumni panel. ~ ,. ftcistration information. 8ltpben Rocha, Assistant .. : Law Bldg., UW·Madison, 1I1S. Prd,lieations' II1orkahop ~ GoIdon-Ross will be fea· !'If .... speaker In a work· ... lIlIIIId "Employee Publica· "-- It be IIeId on Wednesday. ~.PJn. in MolD Dl05. Gor· • ., Illllistant to the director '!IIiii I Ilion at St. Luke's lIlli IIIlacine. She writes and ~ IItWIIetter for hospital ern· ~ lidbet presentalion will ;;;:.., """-to's" of newsletter .,':::' hlp Is being sponsored l\r"j ,. from Organizational ~~. 1II~1aa1lll22ll.AIIaculty and .. "*ome to attend. INS 'I\ctets for the .,., 15 ~·s ~ ...........IOId in the IlIoImM'O <OD<IlIInl! !llr II. lld<rdamDer! 1D:terated III an arm of ~ ....-.d to join t.hIs basIDea 1rIImuty. A pope< dme II ....... belli UDtd the md 01 Nowmbe< Any pope< UlBIribut><xII will be ~led CIII SaDy Sdtrader at Ql-7MI to amqe !llr • pict"", or bnnc tbmt to the _ e--aI _ .-me '.,.,7 at I pm. ID U 20l ISO The International Student Organ. ization (ISO) will be meetiog Friday. Oct. 28 at I p.m. in Union 107. A video tape will be shown, "Isfehzu", and a discussion on our upcoming Nov. 4 party. HSO An organizational meeting of the Hispanic Student Organization (HSO) will be held on Friday. Oct. 28 at I p.m. In Moln 107. Studerlll interested in assuming a leadenhip role should attend. More information can be obtained by contacting Toby Gomez in WLLC Dl75 (Student Development Office) or by calling 553-2578 . UWPDT The uw·p Dart TeIIll <DMiIIcted the lint IIlI1f 01 its Team QuaJWo:. lioll Tounwnet>I last Friday. The lounwneIlt will contiDue 011 Fnday, Oct. 28 at L30 p.m The pme to be p ye:I IS Crrlet The top Icur players will represent Partside in matrbes opinst the LaCroae Dart TCIID and othen. UW - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents COLLEGE DA'IS IN A Package For Students That Like Skiing Or Just Love A Great Time ~SOLDOUT* -::.. $269 WITH TRANSPORT ATIO JANUARY 1-' Arrongtm1'''U !I" (CHOTRAVELI'oiC . • LEGE DAYS" PACKAGE THE OFFICIAL ~~g~ACHTRANSPORTATlON. INCLVDES M<;'~VXVRY CONDOMlNIVMS RIGHT SIX NIGHTS A E FOVR DAYS UFTS. IN STEAMBOA Ty '::~'v~~GIANT PARTIES, AND ~~~~~~:;::DGREATTIME. . _ . "~·~S NOW TAIUNG NAMES FOR WAll'ING LIST SIGN UP AT THE UNiON BUILDING· ROOM #209 OR FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 , RANGER nu.,. OctAlller %7,1113 Parking permits Where does all tl!~_~Jll1eygo? . Each and every year at registra- ~~~ time, a question arises: · ere does our money for parkmg perrnits go?" · "Money received through park- :rpernut fees goes to a variety of ere~t areas," said Ron Brink- ~, director of Campus Securit ·It covers the cost of repainng a~d uutiaJly purchasing snowplows a sn~wblower, a striping machine an a street sweeper. It also a s for the mainlenance of the part~g areas such as light re . ment' pairs, paved . repairs and salt for the ice urmg the Winter months Tw dl • patching positions are . eluding fringe benefits P~d for, insales tax is also char . 5% state nue by the state ged on all reve- "Th . e money also co a typewriter and vari vers postage, ce supplies used b ous other olliff ' y the Sec o Ice. It also pays f urllies and stickers needed ~r the plaques also covers the cost ~r parking. It and the installati 0 the Slgnage Around 'An 000 a on of the Signs th """, year IS tak . e revenues to pay ff en from And, it also covers lh~ th~ loan. the Racine and K services of services" said B 'nkmenosha bUSing P .' n an arking permit f . meter coinage f' ees, parkm o . ,mesand·· mcome make u th interest for Parkside's Ps e total revenue ecunties De ment, governing ca partmamtenance of th us~tlOn and "T e parking otal revenue f areas. $229,000. This rna s~r parking IS of money until fh und like a 101 Justified. Total e e expenses are $227 000 xpenses com , annually" ta e 10 man. ' s ted Brink· Parking system lici by state law R po cies are set the Parksid~ ~gent rule and/or Committee. The a~pus .Planning sists of staff f \ommlttee conrepresentativ~s aa~Udt~and student for recommendi IS responsible the operatin ng to the chancellor annual bUdg:ts""licles, as well as ticket polici ,parking rales and cies, Regent poli . fee for the :: requires a parking dents as w Pll king of cars by sluvisito;". Th~ as facully, staff and that the "f :Olicy also requires er the co:~ :fsufficient t~reeovmainlenanee of t~onstruction and ties." At Parkside ~h';:~hasfaciliIncreased to been "local" contrib ~so provide lhe cits in the op U ,on to offset delibus route to c: tion of the Racine service from th P;S and the shuttle ing lot. e allent Hall park· more "Parking per '1 if th rm s would cost were paid e ~ampus police officers The police Ofr'°ugh this revenue. fied b th icers have been cerf for is;uin: ~ta;e'Jhe usual practi~ issue two w ~ n~vIOlation is to suing an ac~:mg ti~ketsbefore islong as the t I parking citation as not for the wo warrung tickets are Brinkman same charge," staled ee:~o~n added that he is no exmit f paYlOg the parking peree. He ton Iy. "I don't . pays out $35 annual, because 1 :,nd paYIng it (the fee) going to ow that my money is conelud;,ard B . unavoidable costs," nnkman. . 0 15- Dance fe~erstirs with Seven &Seven \ p---- ~ e 'I1liS week's movie is Nighl ollhe • DeId. This classic horror ... IIjust in lime lor Halloween. • lIIIl be showing in the Union QIIIDI Thursday, Oct. 27 at 3:30 p.&, Friday al 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.& IDlI Sunday at 7:30 p.m. Ad· ... is $1 lor Parkside students lid $liar guests. .*** •••••• Come enjoy Halloween night lIoIIday. Oct. 31 at the Union Squn this year with the Milwauk· • boIId Those X·C1eavers. You .., !lave heard their song (You IIIde My Heart) Skip • Beat on the ndit IDd 00 their album. H ,... come dressed in a costu- .. ,... get 50 cents 011 the alrea- ~ price 01 $1 for Parkside IlIdeDts and $2 for guests. Rernem1Ilr lhat you must bring along your PIIaide ID and an age !D. Doan open at 8 p.m. .*** •••••• CaIIle reIal during 12-2 p.m. and lollp.m. and listen to the music of ..., DnIIe. at this week's Collee- ... 1I'.1a1lle Union Bazaar on Wed· ....,. Nov. 2. Everyone is wel- _ Come __ U lake advantage of this •**.* ••••• 1111 tIdeos playing this week are ........ Bird" and U Jobnny La- .... PalIIo •• e Party," both from SCTV. All are welcome to see these videos m the Union Square on Monday at 1 p.m., Tuesday at 1 pm and Wednesday at 9:15 p.m. . . •••••••••• . Tuesday night's movie is "Wesl Side Story." It's playing in the !lnion Cinema at 7 p.m. Admission IS free. All of the above events are sponsored by PAB. •••••••••• The first theater production 01 the year is "I Am a Camera." Performances are Friday at 8 p.m., Saturday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. Advance tickets are available at the Union Information Center and the Fine Arts Division Office. The tickets are $2.50 for Parkside students, facultyI staff and senior citizens and $3.50 lor others. See other articles this week (or more details. •••••••••• Mark Eichner will be direction the Parkside WiDd EDsemblets concert at 8 p.m. tonight in the Union . Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for students and senior citizens and $2 for others. •••• * ••••• parkslde's Health Ollice is sponsoring a Blood Drive on Tuesday, Nov. 1. Everyone is encouraged to donate. It's from 9 a.m to 3 p.m in Union 104-106. AWeek at the Park X-Cleavers X-citement by Sarah Uhlig ~ :-BauXoCIeavers bring their ~;~ brand of music to Parkside I oween bash. :J) ~ ~";7/;;~NST: ~ 632-5879 ll' oerin.a j RACl~E. WI 1.1: -1lIa_ 'Vd Glue IOllleone yo... love something they'D love. 15% DIeco ... "': MId 1 0% =:-RlagSe .. We feature J1RTQ1~~Rings. ~ Open Friday Evenings Milwaukee's Paradox Theater w.rn be putting OD the play "Mid· Dlghl Dream" at 8 p.m. OD Wednesday . ~ickets are available at the Union Information Center • Che,,)' Chase and hi partners are arms dealers. They sell second-rate weapons to third world nations. But they're not out to tick it to anyone. CHE\'YOiA E SIGOl"R: ;"EYWEA\'£.R GREGOR\' m.OES A \\1LLJA." FRlEDKI. 'FIL." . STEVE n "-JON A\ . lET PROOC IN ASSOCIATION \\lTH Bl'D "ORKJ,' PROOC nos "DEAL OF THE CEoOTl'R'"' Muaic I» ARTHl'R B. RlllJ. STEJ. Execuli\'e Producers.lOS ,,\ . lET. STE\'£. TISCH, PlU.1.. BRJC Produced by Bl'D YORJ{I.· Wrillen 1»' 00.1.. BRI K.\lA:' Oir<ded by \\1UJA)1 FRlEDKJ.' IPG''''' - ... '..~.. ~~_~..... • • 0 -- -..,. ..-....- OPENS AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU NOVEMBE 4th Snap Shots J Am I Caroen," a play set m tile oodaI and _ Ie<IuI climate 01 1m _ and w!lIdl drroDklos !be artivilJos 01 ----".,., IiIIod with lasdDalloD, __ Inn, IS 1be laD IDIID state produdlaa _ 1_ <OlU«1IUye ............ at PIrbIde. 1Am Camera" wnllt!ll by JobD v. 0rult!II and blood on 1be ~p/UcaI boot by Cltrlstoph r I erwood. "BerUn .... ...,. TIle wwl< ed 10 !be Broacttny m !be \All Ulled " II olthe \Ddre,. Brh llUH! Rebecca JuII II of ") .\m .\ Camera" me ...... GermaDy Roman new. 1liIbt<1ubs thn,ed 1'brou«h 01 au. people SU!\1ved," "Lite I drawer fllll of old cancbd pboIns of lam1Jy and friendo. ....e .,., dnwa 10 !be seenungly .eal-life people who are surprised and cap- _ by Isbe ..""",fs 'camera';' PerfO<ltllD<eS in the Commuru, calion Am Tllealer, .,., II 8 p.m. on Fndays, Oct. 28 and NoY. 4 and Saturdays. Oct. 251and Nov. 5, and I 2 pm. on Sunday, Oct. 30, Advan<e U eb and reserved seI' ,aVlJlabJe al !be UIlIOII Info<· ma!>on dek, .,., $250 lor students. _ atums and UW-P slaIl, and $3.50 fa< 0Ih<n. Tlcll.ets 01 !be door 1ft S3 and $4. Fo< ""'"' mfa<malloD call 5$3- Zl45 or 5$3-2581 loft Van ~'luIC the prod tla1Iy .. 'lDIIpoh<l!s' 01 I JfOIIP 01 lriftIds who IMd 11ft"WO<Id 'II' 0 BorUn. wIleD tbIt dly was I , rilln8l JDIICIlet fa< Earn- ...... IIdIer and !be Nm r-rtl' ~ ..... i", ral\JUIIlIIId \It. t*****************t * A ~~~ER OFBEVERAGE-it .... --HASE OFANY O,·E'Ol'I'(). PER ~ ..... ~ fT .-ro~n:R ~ * F~~~ OlE! 0 1.\ .... "Ill I~:RI.' /I ...~; . PIZZA 633-6307 ~ ~ THRrIP .. 2\ To I III TJ RA I.'F. ~ ******************-it Let's get sornelhing straighl right oil, nus may 01- fend some 01 you, and il may re~Mmaodny o::~~ Lord, I may even be shunned Jrom the ern Club," so stand back if you are easily shocked, ake I have a ralber unpleasant announeemenl to m . I find lbe female body attractive. WhatlS worse, I actually find some females mo~ attractive than others. And it gets even more sordid .. I actually have been known to stare as an attractive Iemale passes by I don't ever remember drooling, but, gosh. if you don't think it's torrid enough already, I think lbere is something seriously wrong with you. You see I consider myself a modern man. And as such I co~,der it my duty to rid lbe world of lbose nasty sexist habils !hat have built up over Ibe long eons of human history. You know what J mean. Like rIDding females attracuve. I suppose I have genetics or something to blame. There must be some biological advantage to have men linding women attractive, and vice-versa. But Lord belp me I just can't figure it out. Il I were 0 religious man. I would have to think that God, on his her, its wisdom had something in mind wben be endo ....ed men and women wilb diflerent pb)"ical characteristics. . But. I ask m}'SelJ time and again, is it a sin to fmd other members of the male species unattractiYe, sexuaIIy~' , I suppose so. Otherwise I ....ouldn·t feel so gwlty about leehng the way I do about ....omen. ow don't get me wrong. I realize lbere are many WI}" to judge a person's potential. Looks are prohably way do,." on !be list. It's just !hat I'm human, I baYen't got the time to stop every woman I meet and engage her in a discus· sion about the quantum lbeory or James Joyce. Espedally ....ben I'm late for class. ********** However, my friends, my tale is far lrom complete. You see, 1 do not feel personally responsible for the past tweDty-flve thousand years of history. hny women, most in lact, do not think I should be. But, being a modern man, I guess f would have to go along wilb the o!hers . Unfortunately, lbe flesh is weak. I don't feel responsible for lbe fact !hat my great-great-grandlalber did not auow women to ,'Ote, I think it was wrong 01 him to do so, of course, but I just wasn't around to try to influence his decision in Ibe slightest. Now, lbere are \bose wbo say lbat society over au was to blame, and !hat men suffered as ....en (albeit not nearly as greaUy!) as lbeir female counterparts; but to say !hat smacks 01 sexism. Imagine! 'i'r}'ing to absolve today's man of aU the sexual wrongs of history, What is !be world coming to? One might just as well claim thai au men are not mad rapisls, !hat lbey sbouId not be surgiaDy altered so as to be able to become pregnant as well, or !hat Ibey should not au be hned up against 0 wall and shot for history's wrongs, But no. Like a fool I accepted the fact !hat my girl. friends ....ere au ph)"icaDy weaker !han I. Thus J committed !hat most heinous of au chauvinistic crimes! I _' ., ~_L' ,', " So It Goes by John Kovalic actuaUy carried their books and heavy bags. Makes you sick, doesn't it? Well, I tried to repent. I tried to believe that I had 10 go through penance each day for be,ing a male. But those whips can hurt alter a while, y know? *********** So I got to thinking one night. What if we actuaUy acknowledge lbe fact that men and women are really, physically different? What if we consider the possibility lbat all lhoae men throughout history were not really more bestial lban we are today, but Ibat their attitudes toward women were merely manifestations of the society in which Ibey were raised? Perhaps eyen trying to thlDIl any olber way was so radical that it was abnost lmpossible for lbem to eyen imagine a world of equality, Perhaps I wasn't, as some of the women in my cluses would have me believe, personally responsible for every injustice women suffered over lbe years, So I phoned my friends at the "Modem Man's Club." But they called my attitudes prehistoric and repressionary, And anyway, hall oflbem were out h.. • ing their daily dose of guilt. However, Ibat did not stop my mind from reeling at Ibe consequences of my train of Ibought. Since men and women are physically different, where does \bat leave me? Then, late one night, I woke up in a cold sweat aDd discovered the truth that my subconscious was tryiDc so desperately to hide! I was -a closet heterosexual! It was a dillicult fact to face, but 1 had to meet it. All lbe sigJ'lS were lbere. Attraction to women, desires for close relatioJ'lShips, eYerying ... Right down to my lascinatlon wilb Victoria Principal. I was -a heterosexual. ********** Thus my story ends, It is not pretty, but J felt it had to be told. There are still men out there wbo feellilte I do, You may even be a "helero" yoW'SeU. But JUst remember: lbe number of women wbo want us dead is relatiYely smaU. They are lbe ones wbo lilte asking where lbe humaD race would be without lbem. Just abnut lbe same place it would be wilhout UL Collum wins first round Coaliatoed from Page IZ Board of Regenls before it reached !he state court. He said. however, the decision was essentiaDy Ibe administration's_ "Up to !hat point (when Collum tooIt the case to court) I don't believe Partside bad any legal assist. ance per se," said Tallman. But Nicholas Burckel, wbn was !be cbance\lor's e>:ecuti\'e assislant at Ibe time, said Parltside "consulted wilb lbe uniYersity's legal counsel ot Ibe UW-System in Madison." He said Talman was Parkside's legal adviser in lbe case, Henkel said Parkside had clearly made several mistakes when lbey decided to lay 011 Collum. "Olberwise I wouldn't be taking the appeal and suing lbem in Fed- 'eral Court," he said. He said an appeal by the Regenls would tie lbe case up long enough so !hat Collum would not return to Parkside, because his contract would haye expired 1his summer. "I dOD't tbink from a practical viewpoint the administration at UW-Parltside is going to be happy to embrace RUdy hack into the anns oflbe university," he said. Whit-, whole weekend, huh? Oh goody! (Be gentle.) Bill, get your goddam cartoon in by Monday!! F.E. (BLOODY VIKINGS) Classifieds For Sale !S8-It Model III 16-K computIf with tape deck; programs idiJable. 634-3473. CIr PIrlS: Various AMC, Chevy _ and transmission. 552- .7. fIIMIII SA-5000 Stereo receivIf I mo. old. 50 watts per, .., features. Cost $350; will l1li lor $250. Call 639-1905, Joe, _3 p.m. Wanted ..... WaDled: Women's barbeI'IbOP barmony rehearsal, 1IlIIday nights. Racine Holy QlmDunion Church, 2000 W. l1l\I St. "SIdle Break" Wanted-4 per- .. to share a Sheraton Hotel IIlMD in Ft. Lauderdale on the Slrip with 2 girls. Must have l1li transportation. 681-0411. Miscellaneous .lit you ready for "Old Man 1Imer" ?? Tune·ups, reasonaIIIe. Evenings, 694-4864, ask for 1ft. Earou DOW in Strip Cribbage IOI-guaranleed fun! JoiD the biggest and wildest party, up in Madison. Sarah, I love you!!! IKE. So do I. Guess Who? Madisoo is nothing compared 10 Punch and Judy. Don't Miss!!!!! Halloween party, Salurday, at Madison. on Stale Street. Rick Luehr has a sick perverted mind. (And the girls love it!!) People who talk during movies should buy their Editor meals and beer every day! '\II&alng with the Friends aI WIn Maurer," Friday, Nov. II; 1:3&-7:30 p.m., Holiday Inn, _Silth Ave., Kenosha. Tick- *1$; cocktails, $1. Gov. Tony lil.liiIJ be in attendance. Mother cat part Sia- ... to good homes only. 652- .. .... IDd Calligraphy. Speedy 8VIci. Call Louise, 654-4505. Personals U I want some paper'!!! IIOOO!! Opus. ~e: Last Saturday .., great. Blow Chow Lately?? IIaIae Warming? Smack. =: Readefesl is coming! ! lID. Wldl: Nice French toast ... cIesaert!! f!iIey Maidens: Meet me at my llnited House at Kenosha's ~ Center. Oct. 30 and 31. - p.m. Count Dracula. c....r Club: OPUS is ....... You!! ;"i" Middle- aged grounds- .. Wearing safety glasses Ill. Wanda. ~ ~ are on sale at '- II Fleet. Fran. Irs • Boy! I wanna be an :::'~ John K. (By the way, tulations!! ) to ~love you. (Embarrassed? uld be!!) Carson. ::. ...,. Sancller is still alive! I "" f:U too, and you don't It. be embarrassed. Dimp- . SCHNAPPS Back in the 1840's legend has it Dr. A.P. McGillicuddy achieved fame and r tune throughout Canada. They say .or . ailed his special concocuon c Mentholmint Schnapps had a tas~ so refreshing going in, so smooth go~ down, that thirsty trappe,rs came rom miles around just to buy It. Dr McGillicuddy is long ~one, ~t his Mentholmint Schnapps lives on In your favorite tavern or liquor emporium'McG'llicuddy'S Mentholrnint Try Dr, . 1 the rock , or Schnapps straJ~ht up, on \\,a you with your favonle beer. Any t~ so cool, pour it, schnapps never taS o.'t MIss!!! ~. Halloween party <!Very class penod Rhet<>- ric!!! ~ .. Molly DabIIaI ~ )'OU Friday at the BIG 8.\. KEOFF DEARS LET'S DO OUR BEST • OT TO START THE PLACE 0, fIRE, SHALL WE DAHU:"G' )'OIlI' ('UlTeII1 P cko ill or A1umru Cud and tbe IInl beer IS OIl us cal PIzza._ where In Raone Val: Let' have some ~bral sex K H Roberta: I think I wanl tuna 1<>- mghl. Dudley. Robert: I think I'U go WIth the hamburger!! Cradle-Kid Goddess, \'irgia or Wllcb' lmages o[ women In myth and Iuslory. October 28. 7:30-9:30 pm 62S CoUege A'e .• Racine ,-------------....., I SI.5t tNTltOOUCTOaY aEFU '0 0Ff'U , F1lOM DIt M<GILLlCUIlDV I 10 recer r $I ~ <dund, fdl_ litis rd'ulld .... I lana and " with lbr aodo bel 1_ tilt no.! I orh ......... O' M.;(i --.. I 0. .\k(i~lio:__ SI so Rtfulld 0Ilrr I PO 8m m, Dopt 2. ..... , TX 79f'l\ I . ME E__ I I 1 I I I I I "'=""- I I IMPORTED FROM CA ADA ., ._'" J Wild Life ,.---__ ---, M'; ~~/r>a.rJ I'\~ f~ES lOEI>ff' OUE"~ ) IlT; nMe:,~ P'( Pf?S3ID!l'Jf II,) \)lEW OF 1ltE rea:~r '1'003$1 TO Be SErv t»N6- ouR Sots AUO\l~ TIle IVOR\.O.1Jlt) c..ol'\B/\T CO\lt.D YOIl (rIllE" U~ $CMe-' RE"- } /+S">UR'ONC.E Tll1'lr '1'00 R PR'J'I\£ ctJ OO~fi~~ ~ /~ =::5r-_ - he Funny Paper Caper ftJuuuuD • Krazy Kowalik's Kostume Kastle Our popular "Knife wielding •.•and of kourse our famous madman" Kostume for tbe "Karen Karpeoter" Kostume. Kiddies... KIosel extra. . n b •• tTJ4T.Ji7aT.. % b Cd •••• ~1JJtTJJIl7.J:Ll:L1Ci' n • ~-.itil .. n .-..atC'l..""'r.£T.l.."trtuJtiJt7 WJl1CJ'CLT.unorJOTJ.1rJ.TJ:r11Jo7.LT..::n7.L1J:C1t::7.J'1JJCCt1Otu7J.ifi1Ll:UJ1III HALLOWEEN PARlY WITH THOSE 8 X-CLEAVERS UNION SQUARE MON. OCT. 31 DOORS OPEN: 8 PM II Student '2 Guest soc off cover If you wear a costume UW-P~:'ulred The Fine Arts and Humanities Divisions present PARADOX STUDIO THEATRE Midnight Dream a new play by Luis O. Arata An alchemist and his assistant search for meaning in the nightly heavens. Their humorous and poignant quest leads them to discover more than they wish to know. ONE PERFORMANCE ONLY AT UW-P Wed., Nov. 2, 8 pm. Communication Arts Studio Theater ---. =we C Nuke da Smur]s by Nick Thome In recent years, there has been .. startling increase in the surplus smurf population. Oh sure, they're cute, but there are just too many of those litlle blue suckers. Congress just passed a two-week hunting season, yet that just isn't enough. I don't know how that one Smurfette does it, but there are more smurfs every day. They are on drink glasses. They are on TV. There are little smurf figures. They even make smurf garbage cans. I'm smurfed out! I can't take it any more! He's breaking up! He's breaking up! We can make him better. Nuke the Smurfs. Yes, that's right. Nuke Em All, before it's too late! Hey, we have too many nuclear bombs and too many smurfs; maybe we could slow the prolifera. tion of bombs and end the prolifer· ation of smurts. All it would take is one or two small nuclear blasts and tbose lillie furry lue creatures would be small fiery creatures. Those who didn't get toasted from the initial blast would surely die of radiation sickness. Itsounds rather cruel, doesn't it? (Yes, but necessary.-<!d.) Well, at the smurf's present rate of growth, our country will be overrun before 1984. That's right. Those litlle blue buggers could get a smurf in the White House in '84. In fact, Papa Smurf is going to announce his candidacy next week. The time is now! Join the Nuke Da Smurfs movement before it's too late! Know your Feature Editor II n.na. Otto\le< !'l.1 X-Country places 5th Intramurals ~ Palricia Cumbie Al flIri/ying Springs last Satur- .... men's cross country team fItIIA SIb out of 25 competing ... the top five placing teams _ Norlb Central..56 points; St e- _\'IIlDl. 6>; D!inOlS 51. Benedict, III Lulber, l3t; and Parkside, 165. ...... '. Tim Renzelmann took .... ""11, with a 25.18time on s ... eourse. Coach Lucian ... eommented: "Tim ran a ... _; be always does well." l1II- linisbers afler Tim were: ... IIlIIer 154; Ted Miller 41, ,., &emmo 47, Mark Hunt 50, MJIanning 108 and John Brew- .1101 .... up soon are the NCAA news RegionaIs and the NCAA championship. In order to qualify for the NationaIs the team must place in the top three at the Regional meet "Our chances look good, there ar~ a couple of tearns coming that f don't know what they're like. The two toughest teams are North East Missouri and Indiana Slate, EvansVille. We should give them some competition at least," said Rosa. The NCAA Championship meet is going to be held here on Parkside's National Cross Country Course. "By this time the tearn will be running full strength, all of my runners will be well, including my number one man, George Kapheim," said Rosa. "I am really looking forward to the race." The fall season of mtrarnural 1)1- leyball on UnIOn pad came to a eeeclusion Ocl. 18 Winners of the league were the Brew en.w, followed by Chess m 30 Minutes in seeond, Three Gals and a Guy m lhInI and The Team m fourth place In nag football competition, some confusion existed last thUDday as to whether or nolto play games in the rain, The rain out, so all games were mo'ed bact Concluding play is as folio Tuesday. Oct 25: 4 p m , PAB vs. the "V" Team. 5 p.m.. _ute Ethanol vs. Jerk OIls. 6 p.m., Gladiators vs. the Mass Wasters. 'Baseball Rangers win ampionship ~ Mark Feldman "'Be !be Milwaukee Brewers _aIIIpicuously absent from the ...... p1ayofls and World Series, ItMnslde baseball team won It........ southern Wisconsin ..... 'II League championship •• 1-2 record. \oogue, wbich consisted of --'UW-Milwaukee, Marquet- .......... County Technical a..o...:... - put together by head _ C»ICb Ken Oberbrunner ... lite unpredictable spring =- washed out many sched- ..... .... !lad as many as 16 games ..... oat last spring," Oberbrun- -. "When the weather is ~"'1Ilofall, why not play then? .Ilancers played four games lie lIln!e teams except Wau- ... 1lIlere they had two rained .", ~ splitting with Waukesha, llMlIt three out of four .... Marquette and swept all four IJW·M. .. Oberbrunner hoped to drill :: ~ hit-and-run baseball, • ~ have found runs from ... IIeapected source-the home .: a double beader with UW-M, tIt ..- SCOred a 22-3 victory in 1liiie and came back with lIlrasbinc in the nightcap, hit- =.- round-trippers in the ~ .... really pleased with the ;: played," Oberbrunner said. ... to !be play the game in the ..... \lellpeelive, and not wait ......... fur the hig inning, but ifs ~ pleasure to see the ball go .... -leace." ~=::ncarried five pitchers , all freshmen. Dan Elled the corp with a 4-0 ;:"" Randy Spiegelhoff fin- .... to refine some of the ... on the pitchers," Oberbid. "UT __ .:n L __._ n 1.......... way to go, but I was very impressed." "They didn't walk many and threw strikes, made the other tearn hit the ball." And as the other team hit the ball, the Rangers played tough defense, turning 10 double plays and throwing out four rUDners at home plate during the season. "The team spirit was really turned on by the defense," the coach said. "The spirit was really up. We also got a lot of timely hils to drive in some runs." Scott Brieznk and Tom Weipert were in a close race for team ~ttlng leader going into the last senes of the weekend, both battlDg close to .450. bo t Oberbrunner is optimistiC a u the spring season. "I hale to make predictions, there are lots of th.1Og5 that can happen, but I am hopmg for the besl." . While the Rangers were mlSSlng key players on the fall team,. they will hopefully return to the lIneup next spring, along with promtslDg transfer students Kurt Kun12, Kyle Backus and Dwayne Mclean. "We played without John Hyatt, our center fielder and caplaID, "'t Joel Maier," Oberbrunner sal "Shawn Patterson is playIng basketball, but we hope t,~ have them all back in the spring. , Women s fastpitch softball tryouts Any woman student who is \:':~- ested in trying out for.:;~~\~ womens fast pItch L' da Draft should contact CoathChhlO ed buildat Ext. 2317 or ID e P Y 0 . The team does have pre-seaso ;~~tice and any potential members should participate. Thursday, Oct 27' 4 pm .• Absolute Ethanol vs. the 'Y' Team. 5 p.m., the Grapplers vs the Blitzed The standings for the Ieog.... after sis games 01 play ~ The Grapplers 4-2 The Mass Wasters 4-2 The Blitzed 4-2 Gladiators 4-2 FEELCHEAP! IT 00 FEELI G! FRI. & SAT. NIGHTS! 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. s2 Pitchers of Miller Beer! 2-for-1 Bar Prices on Mixed Drinks [bar] 53 Pitchers of Kamakazes s5 Pitchers of Alabama Slammers 25¢ pool! 25¢ video games/ bowl for S I a gamel Excellent sandwiches UDinner for Two" Courtesy of EI wood es Every Fnday night. Elm ood Lanes III 9 away a FREEdl twO at the fabulous Higgins Hob obI Stop In for d t1S-lt's so win and you have nothing to lose! ELMWOOD PLAZA LANES 3701 Durand Avenue In the Elmwood PIaU Shopping Center RacIne,WI 554-7175 Tall- Greet" ~ Rd. 011 Und I'tttIe. 'ONG SLI 011 s......... lid. .. ...,. It lOur ..... SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY/SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY Reinstatement ins first round Co 11urn w . ''?'f seeks an .unspecified antolUlt ill compensation . ., 11M KiesIDI He did say, however, \bat eou..a ~-"t J...- • would seek the salary be lost _ Loot - - ~,- ~ W laid off. - .... .- F1JII'l cmrtumed a 01 Re- "II's not like he _ not teIlelr by !be UWOS~ adminislra- ed," said Henkel. "This Is a r-i f'DIS - !be D ...... Collum an aca- layoff in the middle of a con'-- boD 10 ,- off .-, ' . term " ~"" . -, ber of tbe AthletiC . cIomir Jla/I ": laid off last Flynn ordered Parkside to roIlirt Dopor1meDt was Collum .with back pay. The dl!<isbl SopIember appealed 10 !be eircuit WIn be m effect unless the Board of ~ !be Board of Regents Regents decides to file an aPI>eIL ~ !be PaltsJde admmislra' Lee Da!ton of the Slate Attorney . d . . General s office, who IS represenl. ua;:,' Ius"':ion, Flynn said that,; ing the SYS~,. said a request for ParbIde and !be Regents had Iol- I j./ an ap,peal IS m our office right 10 ~ Improper procedures In ,t, now.. ~ 01 fOW'areas they ruled on Dalton said the Regenls COI1SidPMkslde, said Flynn, laid orr Rudy Collum ered Collum's layoff an adrninistra. Co11um .. 1len tbere .. ere three per- ployee to represent them. It was tive decision because of the prom !be athletIC department who also ";proper he said that the same gram changes. . -.. junlor 10 hun and whose JObs lawyerrepresented the administra- Walt Shirer, Parkstde's Director he coaId have filled of Public Relations, said the layo({ He also said Portsi<!e had no le- tiO~ynn said however, that Parksi- was "a decision the campus makes cltiJnate procram reasonsto lay d had mad~ a reasonable effort to here, and that's what the caseis all him off ecea though the adrrun- f'lend Collum alternative employ- about." lstnuoo -- that the Athleuc But, he said, Parkside has 110\ DepanmeDt had 10 lay hun all be- m~uum has also filed a separate been involved in the case since Col. CIlDt of budget cuts Court h gmg lum appealed to the Board of fte. P. de also "olaled ItS af· lawsuit in Federal , c ar gents. that he was denied due process and flt1llatiVe aetlan program, Fl}'I\n was discriminated against. A UW-System lawyer, John Tall- - Collum would not commenl on man, advised Parkside and th. AJoo .• conItict of mterest was b H -'~ ~- !be ,,--~ of Regents the case, but Ius attorney, Bo en- C· ed P 8 ~~~ w""" ...... u ed I Co rt OD(iDU 00 Ole .- • uv.oSj tern altorney, an em- tel, said the suil in F era u Want to go to college, but you don't nave all the money? Here are a few words of advice ... Heritage Bank and Trust Heritage Bank Mt. Pleasant Heritage Bank Racine At H n e Bank .. e bel,e-' ~ six months after you leave ryonc ~h uld ha\' th oppor school. And then you only pay tum to I m and '0" And an annual percentage rate of 90,0. .. re mmltl<'d10 doin ,omethin~ The other loan i.for Parent. or about It by offenn t",o types of loan~ Independent Student.: for h her t'ducauon Regardless of your adjusted gross 0- ......iajaat for Student.: family income, parents can borrow Our Guaranl«d tudent Loan can up to 83000 annually from Heritage et an und ~raduate sludent a Bank. 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Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1983-10-27 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System baseball impeach parking well day