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United Council Impeaches Scott Bentley
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1bursda October27 1983 • Universi of Wisconsin-Parkside
United Council Impeaches Scott Bentley
by JeDDie Tunkieic:<
News Editor An investigative cornm.ittee was
formed Aug. 20 to probe three allegations.
The official charges against
Bentley, as oulliDed by committee
members, cite failure to act in the
best interest of studenls of the UWSystem,
failure to provide a yearend
report, lack of accountability
and/or ac<:essibility to General Assembly
delegates and member
schools, failure to call a special
meeting as petititioned by a
quorum (7) of member schools, failure
to provide mootbly staff reports
to General Assembly delegates and
failure to uphold and enforce the
UC by-laws.
A bearing of the General Assembly,
which is comprised of delegates
from member schools, was
called Oct. 16 at Stevens Point to
further examine the charges. Bentley
was invited to address the situation,
but be was not present.
The General Assembly met again
OCt. 22, 23 and 24 in Superior to
take action on the charges against
Bentley. At this meeting a letter
was read to presidents and directors
which was reportedly Bentley's
letter of resignation.
Jeanne Buenlter-Pbillips. Parkside's
student government president.
said. "(Bentley) tried to put aU the
blame on the .. ecuuve board. r.e.
student government prOSldents. In
!be last paragraph. the letter states
that be will resign only If we compensate
him Obviously. we are
very upset with that and many
people at the meeting saw it as
blackmail."
The letter contains no signature
or indication of the author. "How
...... we to know be even wrote
this? We decided not to accept (the
letter) because of !be fact that it
wasn't signed." added BuenlterPhillips.
Therefore, Bentley's alleged resignatioo
was not attepled but unpeachment
proceedinp began un.
mediately and be was of~Uy d -
missed as presldellt
The General Assembly voted to
interpret Its by-laws and designated
!be present meeting as the nest
meeting of !be lIIRIIlbly. A motion
passed ~211 to begin presidential
election procedures imJ:nedilIteI
Two of Parbide's four ddep
voted opinst !be mouoo because
...... felt we t>eeded time to lind out
CoDtlallH 011 Pace f
After several months of discord
.-Ideliberation, the United Cound)
of University of Wisconsin Studeal
Governments (UCl ousted
Pl8IdeDI Scott Bentley.
TIle OOIItroversythat led to last
,,*'1 events began this summer
.... Bentley was investigated by
• seeutive committee to deter-
• dlarges of alleged misconduct
.. misuse of UC funds.
TIle orpnization is supported by
U of ... 13 UW-System campuses
ad .. funded hy a 50 cent per studill
per semester fee collected
...... at member schools.
..... UC Executive Director
Tadd 11leissen prompted the investIpIIaa
of Bentley. He accused
Scott Bentley
Bentley of misusing funds to pay
his personal parking fines, exceeding
budget aUotmenls on a UC trip
by $373, spending $1000 per month
on UC Mastercard and several
counts of misconduct.
Activity hour studied
by Ken Me)'U
The thr'ee-year-<lld activity
hour from \-2 p.m. every Meeclay,
WedDeOday and Friday is
currently being studied by !be
University Coaunittee to dim·
mine if It would be advantato
change !be activities' =-
and/or times
The activity bour .... instituted
in Seplembor 1lIlIO by !be __ aDd StudeDt
Life in order to promote gnater
partlcipatioll in various departmenls'
and orpnizatioos'
evellls and meetIDp.
Univenity Committee memben
agree that the activity
boor IS a good tIunc to have,
but tbeJ questlolllf it Ichedu1ed
in !be best \*Sible way.
Peter Hoff said that !be ~
liVity boar was formulated In a
5;
~'
since the
bad DO input in an iDlIe
that _ ..............
Hoff said that !be activity
boar crates problema mabIII
profeaol s' telocbinI ICbeduIes
and ICIlednlinI dIs'ooms. Be aIoo said \bat it _ c'-
"1would like to reassure the student
body that United Council, with the
removalof Scott Bentley, has begun
the process of solving its internal
problems."
--Jeanne Buenker-Phillips
PSGA President
y Halloween
the
ger staff ~-----------------------
I Activity Hour Survey
I10order to secure a '""'P'q of stDdeat ...- em wllat, If _,., k.
sboold be chanced about !be MWF 1-2 p.m. activity boon, pBoe lID
out this 5WVe'Y and return it to the Rqer office, or drop It k _ of
the PSGA suggestion bolles.
I. Do you feel !be current activity boar sboold be chanced'
I
-Yes- 0
2. U yes. whidl days and times would be !be best?
Days:._ ---------- 1
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Why pay to park -pt. 3
2 Tbanday, October %7,1183
Students
apathetic
To \be Editor:
I would like to introduce myself:
1 am a freshman, a husband and a
father, I must also introduce myself
IS member of lbe majonty-lbe 98.2
percent of lbe student body that
did not vote in lbe recent PSGA
elections. I realized that lbere were
only six candidates running for a
possible nine Senate seats SO lbere
was no real reason to vote; but lbe
Iaclt of candidates and lbe subsequent
voter turnout reveal an
alarming fact: lbe student body is
otremely apathetic,
When ~ussmg this sad state of
affairs, an upperctassman joked
wilh me, saying: "Welcome t~
ParUide!" BeIng a very non-traditiOnaI
student myself, I understand
lbe pressures and responsibilities
that face many of lbe students here
at Parkside; but being a non-traditiona!
commuter student body IS all
\be more reason lbat we should be
concerned about and get involved
in \be deciSions and processes that
affect each one of us every single
day we are here.
I round out that lbe next PSGA
meeting is going to be held on
Thursday, Oct XI in Molinaro 0134
at 8:30 p.m. I plan to attend. It IS
open to everyone. I hope I am not
alone.
Joseph Vignieri
Winter Carnival
committee
begins work
The Winter Carnival committee
met for lbe first lime Monday and
elected Valerie Olson chainnan and
Chris Hammelev secretary.
There are slill open seats on lbe
committee for any student interested
in planning this year's Winter
Carnival. Interested students
should contact either Buddy
Couvion or Marilyn Bugenhagen in
Union 209 or attend lbe meeting at
noon, Oct. 31. The carnival's theme
will be selected at lbe meeting, and
lbe activities' lime-line will be discussed'f!\~~,.
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Marines: '
brave and lonely
To lbe Editor:
For lbose of you who haven't
read the previous articles in this series,
there is a grass roots level
movement on campus to stop paying
exhorbilant fees to leave your
car unattended in a prairie.
We have discovered that our
chief of campus security bas an "If
you ignore it. it will go away," attitude,
He and his stalf of ticket issuers
are not good for much else than
the narrassment of students.
I would like to thank lbe students
who by discussion of this
problem were able to infonn me
that Iwas attacking lbe wrong man
by attacking Brinkman. Although
Brinkman doesn't deserve a staff
and he's ineffectual (he can't even
defend himself in the paperl), he is
notlbe one who instiluted lbe parking
policy or set lbe rates. Al Guskin
is accountable. You should consider
yourself on the carpet before
lbe students. Al Guskin! We still
want to know what is done with our
money. The American Revolution
was fought and won over pennies,
not dollars, under similar circumstances!
Again Isay "thank you" to those
of you who are behind me in this
effort to stop extortion on campus,
But lbe fight hasn't yet begun.
Keep people aware. Citizens of Kenosha
(citizens, not students) are
behind us. Racine citizens will be.
too, if made aware.
Discuss strategy and know the issues:
(1) Not enough space; (2) inadequate
bus service; (3) Exhorbitant
rates: (4) Harsh punishment:
(5) No alternatives.
To lbe Editor:
To lbe brave Marines in Lebanon
from an ex-Marine:
My lbanks to a brave group of
men who are doing a lonely job. I
hope when you come home you
don't getlbe welcome home of lbat
of lbe Vietnam vets. I hope the
United States bas realized what a
mistake lbey made with us. I know
a lot of you are there because you
were just sent and you really don't
want to be there. It's time lor the
President to get off his can and do
something and stop the murder of
Marines.
My heart hangs very heavy for
your loss of friends and comrades. I
hope there are fewer deaths than
those of Vietnam. We-need a reason
for being in Lebanon that
makes sense to all of us-the quicker
the better. I hope someone can
explain why our men are dying in a
fight we don't really understand,
but are ordered to fight. But there
is no way we can just pull out DOW.
"Sorry, Men."
From One Marine to Others.
Paul E. Johnson
Parking issue
old complaint
To lbe Editor:
Do we, as the student body. have
to read this garbage about parking?
For lbe last two weeks. it bas been
lbe same lbing. As a student. I
think it is gelling a little old-the
same old thing over and over.
To lbe students who started all
of this I have one thing to say: Pay
the lag and forget it. Let's get on
with school. We are all adults.
Paul E. Johnson,
M, A. Davis.
WRITERS
Corby Anderson, Mike Baumgardner,
Todd Becker, Margaret
Butkus, Carl Chernouski, Patricia
Cumbie, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow,
Keith Harmann, Mary Kaddata,
Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick,
Kendyl-Marie Linnn, Rick
Luehr, Robb Luehr, Jill Whitney
Neilsen, Dick Oberbruner, Julie
Pendleton, Bill Stougaard, Nick
Thome, Sarah Uhlig.
PHOTOGRAPHERS RobbEichhorn. ToddHerbst. Phil
Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Sha-
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Ken Meyer Ed~tor
Jennie Tunkieicz News Ed~tor
lohn Kovalic ....•.••...................................•... Feature Editor
Michael Kanas Photo Editor
Andy Buchanan Business Manager
Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager
Jeff Wicks _Distribution Manager
Pat Hensiak ...............••.•.............. Asst. Business Manager
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Ott. 11. Forty diHerelit lIH\Ikes were offered, ~ bIoolI ~ dIleeb. ......-e. Well Day beutDg aDd slckle-edl ICfUDiDp.
Peer Support reorganizes
., M WbII11ey Nielsen
B ""1'1 25 and need help
IQ Peer Support is there
" IIIp JllU.
Poor Support, an organization
~ designed for non-tradiIDIIllIIdonts
and problems they
IIIJ -.16 began four years
'" bod didn't become a major or-
...... lDllIl 1981.
Tbil year's president, Pam
Brooow..i. IIid one 01 Peer Sup-
,,"'1 IIlIjor problems is that the
Ip' 'iDa Is in a transitional peIlld.
Loa year'. president graduat-
~ ':.,. Support is reorganizing
Iftaawen Slid that this reorga-
.... Will lake a tremendous
... ClIliIIIe and they're still de- ::-c ..b1cb direction they
.~ GrpnIzation to go.
- lblnp are changing and :' .:::e.m slaying the same,"
~~ problem according to
lid II the lack of members
.... IlIIIateen. She said adults
......, bled time because of
tWIlo~' making it diffi·
nor. 'Olunteen.
....... sre approximately 25
lit ' bat Brouwers said "we .. ':fJ dItennining our member·
~ laid there are two
!Ioo. 1Ilomhert-active and inac·
IIlrs ~ _ben are volun·
.. ""- ~ IUCh things as man
, lllUDseI on a regular
""':.. f1I various committees,
~ I!IeIses or work on ori·
-.....,.:. In<oming non·tradi-
~ -beTs are the stu1o,J"1Ie
Ileed the support but ... ~_sbo: can't volunteer
.. ~time.
~ 0Iie IJlODSors many ae-
~ 0/ the major focuses is
S !Gr - non-traditional .. ... 'flee m 10 orienlalinns
.........1Qdomie year-Ihe next
!Gr Nov. 10 at 7 p.m.
in Molinaro Ill. There are staff and
other non-traditional students
present to answer questions.
Peer Support also has a major
program each semester. A seminar
on domestic violence will be held
Nov. 9 from 12-2 p.m. in Union 106.
The event is co-sponsored by the
Student Health Cenler. The speakers
are: Judy Arnold, the director
of the Kenosha Women's Horizons;
Stephanie Hansen, director of Racine's
Women's Resource Center;
and Kevin Hamberger, clinical psyebologist
al Soulheastern Family
Practice Center.
Peer Supporl generally holds
meetings the fourth Wednesday of
every month. The next meeting is
Nov. SO and the topic 01 discussion
will be energy conservation. The
tentative schedule has alcohol
abuse as December's lopic and dis·
abilities to be discussed in January.
"We want the basic philosophy
10 stay the same-to make people in
the organization leel as if they belong,
bul we need the visibility on
campus," said Brouwers. "It will
all work oul. We just need the lime
and organization to do It··
I , Odeller n,1JI3
Blood donations
The Blood Center of Sootheast·
em WlSCOIl.Sin will bold the Paltsi·
de Fall Blood Drive Tuesday, 'ov,
Ilrom 9 a.m. to 3:30 p.m, in Union
104. This is a wal1<-in blood driveappointments
are DOl necessary
College donors are atremely im·
portant to the Blood Center AI>"
pro:<imately 400 pints 01 blood must
be col1ected ~ery day In order to
keep the supply in SoutheasteT1l
WISCOIISin al adequate levels Aboot
80 percent of these DOltscome !rom
moIlI\e blood drive. sucb IS the
Campus Crusade conference
Graham, a worldwide symbol 01
evancehsm. bas I""ead>ed the Qujo.
!ian messace to more people Ibon
anyone eIIe in Iustory 1D _
yalI his ministry, lIIUal1y 10CIII0d
OIl oty crusades. bas aIJo tDcIoded
successful meetmp It sucb 1IlUftT·
slUes IS Harvard, OI:Iord and the
UaiVenlly of North CarohIla
Other speakers include popular
Christian wriler.Jecturer E1isabetIJ
Elliol Grea; DaUu lbeolOCical
8emiDary prolessor Howard
Headrick.!. I nalioaIU,.knoWD
radio speaker; welllmowu speaker •
aulbor Josh McDowell, of Campus
Crusade; and crawford LontU. ..
liona\ direct<r of the "Here's Life,
IlIadi: America" miDIsIry of Campus
Crusade.
0pIl0DaI semloar topics will ...
cIude _ on love, praJer, '"" and
daliDC, ..... to beciD a penonaI
miDistJy 011 "",,', campus. and _
en.
Coot of the coofermce. acconhnc
to Hayes, will be ..-;, jnehMti,.
IodcinIllor live Dights, DOIH'efIlDd.
bIe reglSlnlion fee of $25, all conlermce
malenals and two coocerts.
Further informatiOD is available
by wnting: Campus <Zusade lor
am.t. KC 83, AIteolion: Matt Sanden
:I&«l. Arrowhead Sprinp, San
1IemardJDo CA 92414.
Campus Crusade for Christ pr~i.
denl Bill Brighl and evangelist Billy
Graham head a list 01 well known
speakers scheduled to address "KC
83," a national conference for ~tudents
to be held in Kansas Cily,
Mo. in lale December.
Conference director Dan Hayes
said thai planners expect some 25,·
000 college and universily sludents,
college-bound high school seniors
and others to attend the evenl,
which Campus Crusade is. sponsor·
ing. More than 7,000 regIStrations
have already been received, be
added. Iional
KC 83 wiD be the firsl na
conference for students .that the
inter-denominational numstry ~
held since il sponsored the JD8SS1ve
EXPLO '72 conference ~ Dal1as In
1972. Thai ""eol, in which ~t
and Graham also played key ro ,
drew approximately 80,000 studeD~
and others to Dal1as for .a weel< 0
training in Christian dlsClPteshiP
e\ism
an~~w.:.ed that the leader·
ship 01 the organization's CamPUS
Minislry, which normally hosls
around 10,000 college and umv:i
sily sludents each year In=°and
conferences between ChriS this
New Year's Day, deCIded thai
year was an appropriale lime to
Crusade
at UW-P?
Campus Crusade lor Christ is try.
ing to organize a chapter 01 its or·
ganizalinn al Parbide. A meeting
is scheduled al 12:55 pm. Frida"
Oct. 28 In Molinaro 108.
Campus Crusade correolly bas 10
to 15 chapters iD WISCOIlSin, includIng
Madison, ~, Eau Claire,
Oshkosh and MaIquette.
bring studeols together iD a sillg1e
tional event.
na"Frank\y, we are c:onvtnced. that
this coofereoce will help iCJIiIe a
spirilu.al revohllion amOD8 stadeols
that could help alter the course of
historY " said JloIer RandaD. din!Iotor
of' the Campus ~ and
architect of the KC 83 gathering.
The eveal is scbedu1ed for Dec.
rI 1983 10 Jan. I, 191M,be said. The
f";""t will include a variety of well
_ speakers and a wide ranee
of optional seminan· .
Brighl a former busiJIeSSIIWI
who left businesS to establish Campus
Crusade at UCLA in 1951,
speaks annually to thousands of c0llege
students on campuses and at
major conferences.
.,... al Partside. The 0Iber 20 per.
cent comes !rom donon eo
the Blood Centa·. on e-u1 tao
tions in J,Ww-. • a • Ra,
cine and Kenooha
The Fall Blood Dri,e is red
by the Student Health Center.
We seeeee Oub and the In rvartily
0ui.sIian Fellowship
Construction
finishes soon
Have you '-' III"OIICIennc when
the plaza CXlIISlnIctIOD In II'U.C will
be fiDul>ed' wen. !her permit·
1uI&, It will be _ by the lint of
ember, puto Lbe P1I eat
Plant and the COIlItnIctloIl
'" ncbt on _ute ~ _ 0D!y a I IDOl'<! ~
meat -uom 10 pour, J
DudJey, P!lysa1 Plant Diredor
"11 t the COIlSlTU<tion I eooe very
smooLbly Tbe CODtract n hue
_ an eI<elIeot JOb," be
The I'adope p\antJnc will lake
pla<e Ibis fall or nert sprInc. depeoduIc
on _!her coodltions and
will be _ by P!lysical Plant
McDonalds
Corporation
F.-food
rIC'.""- chitin
Kenolh. - Zion
Recruiting
workers
See Mike Plate
WILe D173
for details
by Nov. 3rd '83•
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United Council impeaches Bentley
continued from page one • • lBentley's letter of resignation
...e IbouI 1M cudidates:' said
~ ... PbIIh... 'I'1w 0Ih0r two
IeIoptes ~ aot ...... t at 1M
--
t1IIft people ~ DDIDlDatedto .... lbf.. '(eIW poeWoD.
oA' W IDdDdod Sot ZDldarb, UC...... !, '. CbIrtie In,
\CadeIIIIc AffaIn DIrt<tO<, ODCI
rr-, ....,. ucr- StlIlIeDt
\JIOdt'Wt. rice P!IWJent CaDdilaWIOff
• IIlort .. '0. ODd
..... tpi!J ".ave wtft aDow~
to tour ..-.. of 1M (0I>-
l. eaadidate -.led %> out
_to ....
has becOme the focal point of activities,
I have concluded that there
is only one thing to do. My resigna_
tion may put United Council hack
on course-at least momentarily'
since the past seems to lend litt~
direction to the future. Ibelieve if
United Council is to truly recognize
its potential, then the Executive
Board must be reduced in size and
tenos extended to two years. Perhaps
UC could institute staggered
terms to ensure continuity. UC
should serve as a forum to train
students for public service; unfortunately,
it evolved into a kangaroo
court with no due process or justice.
II I maintained idealism and had
faith in the board, then I would
view my role with UC as a chal·
lenge and not an abandonment
though in the absence of a prof.. :
sional board and exhausted by the
pettiness, I opt to leave and wish
you well.
In closing, I ask that I be exoner·
ated and compensated for lhe
remainder of my term. I feel this is
a small price for the pain and humiliation
you have evoked upon my
tenure.
In this situation, members of this
board intervened in the internal
management of UC and failed to
serve as a strong voice for studentsII
students of WisCOnsin could benefit
from all the time and energy
1M United Council board invested
in negative efforts, Ihave no doubt
UC would be at the forefront of
state student associations.
It is rather pathetic that as
United Council attempts to evolve,
it is held hostage by naive and ignorant
board actions. As I contemplted,
and later ran for a second term
as UC president, Ifelt Icould make
a valuable contribution to UC's
live\iboOd by lending continuity and
experienced guidance. This decision,
which Ipersonally equate as a
sacrifice, was generous, for I
prolonged my leave from school for
another year in an attempt to facililate
UC's growth.
It is with regret that I reflect
baCk upon this decision for the Executive
Board's actions have been
embroiled in parliamentary chaos
and little progressive educational
advantages have been made in recent
months. Since my presidency
The following is the complete
text of the resipatiOll Ie/ter former
Urntcd Council President Scott
Bentley submitted to the UC General
Assembly, wIJic/J refused to accept
the Jetter because it was not
!igDed. The Assembly then impMCIJed
Bentley·
Aside from the presideDtial
cbanct, UC acIdJ .... d olber issueS
at Its last mHtinI· 'I'1w LeplatiVe
Allain Committee caDed for aD In-
_ CQIl<OIItrabOll on keepIn& 1M
cII1Dk11lc • from beinC raised to
II
To 1M UOIted Council Executive
Board:
It Is with frustratiOll and relief
that Ibave decided to resign from
1M presidenCY of the United Coun'
ciI effective Monday. October 24,
1183. I bave made this decision beca....
I feel that United Council's
executive board has becOme ern·
bedded an internal politics and has
lost sight of its primary purpose--
whicb is to defend the rights of studenls
in the higher education
arena.
It is a shame that there is little,
if any, conlinwly in the general assembly.
For, l! there were, you as
members of this board would bave
1eamed from past rrustakes.
I am referring to the mCidents involvlng
Bob Kranz a few years ago.
_ 1to lloId eIectIoI»
..... ..w _ 01 1M candI-
" __ ZIIIdarU _ IM~""'" 1M third
~ with %> _ _ 011IiaI11ln1U11ed
• UC t
tnIdorb'l lint ~ • UC
_ldetlt to _ that 1M UC
ollI<e Iocb be cbanted ODd that
be ontered to ret.... aDJ
• eIr 11II1 III biI po I !CD
>....s ",101-" a .-I....
IoD to pcllIDOIe ODd uplift 1M ,."...
.atIoD 01 UC and to achIeVe 1M ort1OD's
plo ODd purpooes.
'Dortty Aflalrs Committee
8rJed stadeDt .... ernm<ftt presIcIOIIIa
to lei more minonly students
ia¥oMd in committees
Womea's Allain Committ .... dJs.
euued poaIble procrams wtuch
could be unplernenlcd on cam-
........
'I'1w GeDera1 Assembly decided
to pootp." 1M Leadenhip Legislotlve
ConferetK'<! unW January,
ODd 1M next moelin& will be 'ov.
II, 11 ODd 10 10 Oshkosh At the
.next UC committee meeI1ng a rep-
.-ntatl .. from the United States
Student Asoocialion will be on hand
to an reol"lng the problem of
arn1lqwly In UC try-la ....
It
"Country
Matters"
cancelled
"A CONVICTION IS
developing among Christian
college tudents today. It's a conT!Je
production of "Country Matters:
Selected Seductions by Shakespeare,"
origina1Iy scheduled for
Tuesday, Nov. I. al Parkside has
been cancelIed due to contr2ctual
problems between the organizer of·
1M show, Cameo Entertainments
of Santa Cruz, Cal. and its actors.
viction that say) 'Hey, if other
people can a err their beliefs on
campus) then why aren't we Christians
doing the same?'"
_"!'!""! .... ~_Josh McDowell
KC 3 I a onee-m-a-eollege career expenenee,
tIl\ 01\ 101: Ul' to 25,000 tudem and faeult\. Held
In Kan a ClI} •• \\ OU£l, from Decem~r 27, 19 >,
to Januar\' I, 19~. Ihe e nferen e will im'ol\"l:
learning how to make an eternal mark for Chri t.
peakeI'> will mclude:
• Billy Graham
• Bill Bright
• Eli abcth Elliot
• rawford Loritts
Marilyn Bugenhagen, Parkside
assistant coordinator of student activities,
said the entire nationwide
tour of the production has been
canceUed. She said tiCkets were not
available al the lime of the cancel·
Iation so nooe had been sold.
Book sale
The Library ILearning Center
will hold a book sale on Nov. I, I
and 3 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. outside
the entrance of the library on
Levell.
Approximately 1,200 bOOkscovering
a variety of subjects will be .. -
cluded, Most hardcover bOOkswill
sell for $1 and paperbacks for 2S
cents. There will also be a silent
auction for several special sets of
books.
These books have accumulated
over a period of time and consist of
duplicates, discards and gill ilems
that are not needed for the lib~
collection, according to Hanne10re
B. Rader. direclor of the LibrarY
ILearning Center.
..... _.... .! lecepliotl for dooec ....... ted Ia
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pALS (Parkside Active Student discussed. CI bU Events J.lIdeIS in Session) met Monday The second annual student or.
IIIlIIiJIC tAl discuss various student ganization Christmas Party is
Idiftties. PALS consists of student scheduled for Friday, Dec. 16 in
... from the student orgamza- Union Square. More details will be
... Preseat were: Mark Scholzen ironed out at the next PALS meet.
-' (]Iris Hammelev from PAB, log Nov. 7 at 7:30 a.m.
~ PbilliPS from PSGA, Ken
IIo!" /rom Ranger, Valerie Olson _DID Galbraith from SOC. Ab-
....... Pam Browers from Peer
IIPPGrl and Mike Scoon from
fSGA. diIcossed included the up- :'DaY on Campus" for area
~ IdIool students. The orgamza-
.. .... recruiting tables set up
.11oo coac:ourse in order to show
.......... 11 what their organiza-
.. will do. The possibility of stu-
.. tolanteers "manning" the
Minority law
conference
1IIe ow Law School is hosting a
IIiIorIlJ pre-law conference on
OIl. I' aad 15. The conference will
lie IIeId at the UW Law School in
......
1IIe pi of this conference is to
.... ,uD interested people in the
.......... available for minority
...... at American Law schools.
ftiI procram is open to all who ._Iaterest in studying law, re-
.... of their year in college.
1IIe tllllIIeience is being co-spon·
.. .., IlIIdl Law Students Assn-
... the Indian Law Students
'III "he, the Latin Law Stu·
.. oWodalion and Student Bar
, "'M,
..... be discussed are: Law
.... Preparation, Law School
!b' I c Test (LSAT), Admis·
.. OIIIria, Financial Aid and
- Opfortumties.
1IIe JIllInm will begin on Fri· _f,.1IL with Welcome by Law
..... Dean Clifford Thompson
.... lI,lIote address by Howard
,., IIoretary of Employment
...... for Governor Earl. A re- .. Wm follow. The Saturday
..... becins With Registration
• ... IJD.. followed by workshops
:. Itlapks mentioned above. In
1fternOon. participants will take
~ 1.lIIOdllaw school class, a
- J*DeI and an alumni panel.
~
,. ftcistration information.
8ltpben Rocha, Assistant
.. : Law Bldg., UW·Madison,
1I1S.
Prd,lieations'
II1orkahop
~ GoIdon-Ross will be fea· !'If .... speaker In a work·
... lIlIIIId "Employee Publica·
"-- It be IIeId on Wednesday.
~.PJn. in MolD Dl05. Gor·
• ., Illllistant to the director '!IIiii I Ilion at St. Luke's
lIlli IIIlacine. She writes and
~ IItWIIetter for hospital ern·
~ lidbet presentalion will
;;;:.., """-to's" of newsletter
.,':::' hlp Is being sponsored
l\r"j ,. from Organizational
~~. 1II~1aa1lll22ll.AIIaculty and
.. "*ome to attend.
INS
'I\ctets for the .,., 15
~·s ~ ...........IOId in the
IlIoImM'O <OD<IlIInl! !llr II. lld<rdamDer!
1D:terated III an arm of
~ ....-.d to join t.hIs
basIDea 1rIImuty.
A pope< dme II ....... belli UDtd
the md 01 Nowmbe< Any pope<
UlBIribut><xII will be ~led
CIII SaDy Sdtrader at Ql-7MI to
amqe !llr • pict"", or bnnc tbmt to the _ e--aI _
.-me '.,.,7 at I pm. ID U
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ISO
The International Student Organ.
ization (ISO) will be meetiog Friday.
Oct. 28 at I p.m. in Union 107.
A video tape will be shown, "Isfehzu",
and a discussion on our upcoming
Nov. 4 party.
HSO
An organizational meeting of the
Hispanic Student Organization
(HSO) will be held on Friday. Oct.
28 at I p.m. In Moln 107. Studerlll
interested in assuming a leadenhip
role should attend. More information
can be obtained by contacting
Toby Gomez in WLLC Dl75 (Student
Development Office) or by
calling 553-2578 .
UWPDT
The uw·p Dart TeIIll <DMiIIcted
the lint IIlI1f 01 its Team QuaJWo:.
lioll Tounwnet>I last Friday. The
lounwneIlt will contiDue 011 Fnday,
Oct. 28 at L30 p.m The pme
to be p ye:I IS Crrlet The top
Icur players will represent Partside
in matrbes opinst the LaCroae
Dart TCIID and othen.
UW - PARKSIDE
ACTIVITIES BOARD
presents
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,
RANGER
nu.,. OctAlller %7,1113 Parking permits
Where does all
tl!~_~Jll1eygo?
. Each and every year at registra-
~~~ time, a question arises:
· ere does our money for parkmg
perrnits go?"
· "Money received through park- :rpernut fees goes to a variety of
ere~t areas," said Ron Brink-
~, director of Campus Securit
·It covers the cost of repainng a~d
uutiaJly purchasing snowplows a
sn~wblower, a striping machine
an a street sweeper. It also a s
for the mainlenance of the part~g
areas such as light re . ment' pairs, paved
. repairs and salt for the ice
urmg the Winter months Tw dl
•
patching positions are .
eluding fringe benefits P~d for, insales
tax is also char . 5% state
nue by the state ged on all reve-
"Th . e money also co
a typewriter and vari vers postage,
ce supplies used b ous other olliff
' y the Sec
o Ice. It also pays f urllies
and stickers needed ~r the plaques
also covers the cost ~r parking. It
and the installati 0 the Slgnage
Around 'An 000 a on of the Signs th """, year IS tak .
e revenues to pay ff en from
And, it also covers lh~ th~ loan.
the Racine and K services of
services" said B 'nkmenosha bUSing
P
.' n an
arking permit f .
meter coinage f' ees, parkm
o
. ,mesand··
mcome make u th interest
for Parkside's Ps e total revenue ecunties De
ment, governing ca partmamtenance
of th us~tlOn and
"T e parking otal revenue f areas.
$229,000. This rna s~r parking IS
of money until fh und like a 101
Justified. Total e e expenses are
$227 000
xpenses com
, annually" ta e 10 man. ' s ted Brink·
Parking system lici by state law R po cies are set
the Parksid~ ~gent rule and/or
Committee. The a~pus .Planning
sists of staff f \ommlttee conrepresentativ~s
aa~Udt~and student
for recommendi IS responsible
the operatin ng to the chancellor
annual bUdg:ts""licles, as well as
ticket polici ,parking rales and cies,
Regent poli . fee for the :: requires a parking
dents as w Pll king of cars by sluvisito;".
Th~ as facully, staff and
that the "f :Olicy
also requires
er the co:~ :fsufficient t~reeovmainlenanee
of t~onstruction and
ties." At Parkside ~h';:~hasfaciliIncreased
to been "local" contrib ~so provide lhe
cits in the op U ,on to offset delibus
route to c:
tion of the Racine
service from th P;S and the shuttle
ing lot. e allent Hall park·
more "Parking per '1 if th rm s would cost
were paid e ~ampus police officers
The police Ofr'°ugh this revenue.
fied b th icers have been cerf
for is;uin: ~ta;e'Jhe usual practi~
issue two w ~ n~vIOlation is to
suing an ac~:mg ti~ketsbefore islong
as the t I parking citation as
not for the wo warrung tickets are
Brinkman same charge," staled
ee:~o~n added that he is no exmit
f paYlOg the parking peree.
He ton Iy. "I don't . pays out $35 annual,
because 1 :,nd paYIng it (the fee)
going to ow that my money is
conelud;,ard
B
. unavoidable costs,"
nnkman.
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Dance fe~erstirs with
Seven &Seven
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'I1liS week's movie is Nighl ollhe
• DeId. This classic horror
... IIjust in lime lor Halloween.
• lIIIl be showing in the Union
QIIIDI Thursday, Oct. 27 at 3:30
p.&, Friday al 1 p.m. and 7:30
p.& IDlI Sunday at 7:30 p.m. Ad·
... is $1 lor Parkside students
lid $liar guests.
.*** ••••••
Come enjoy Halloween night
lIoIIday. Oct. 31 at the Union
Squn this year with the Milwauk·
• boIId Those X·C1eavers. You
.., !lave heard their song (You
IIIde My Heart) Skip • Beat on the
ndit IDd 00 their album.
H ,... come dressed in a costu-
.. ,... get 50 cents 011 the alrea-
~ price 01 $1 for Parkside
IlIdeDts and $2 for guests. Rernem1Ilr
lhat you must bring along your
PIIaide ID and an age !D.
Doan open at 8 p.m.
.*** ••••••
CaIIle reIal during 12-2 p.m. and
lollp.m. and listen to the music of
..., DnIIe. at this week's Collee-
...
1I'.1a1lle Union Bazaar on Wed·
....,. Nov. 2. Everyone is wel-
_ Come __ U lake advantage of this
•**.* •••••
1111 tIdeos playing this week are
........ Bird" and U Jobnny La-
.... PalIIo •• e Party," both from
SCTV. All are welcome to see these
videos m the Union Square on Monday
at 1 p.m., Tuesday at 1 pm
and Wednesday at 9:15 p.m. . .
••••••••••
. Tuesday night's movie is "Wesl
Side Story." It's playing in the
!lnion Cinema at 7 p.m. Admission
IS free.
All of the above events are sponsored
by PAB.
••••••••••
The first theater production 01
the year is "I Am a Camera." Performances
are Friday at 8 p.m.,
Saturday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 2
p.m.
Advance tickets are available
at the Union Information Center
and the Fine Arts Division Office.
The tickets are $2.50 for Parkside
students, facultyI staff and senior
citizens and $3.50 lor others. See
other articles this week (or more
details.
••••••••••
Mark Eichner will be direction
the Parkside WiDd EDsemblets concert
at 8 p.m. tonight in the Union
. Cinema. Admission at the door is
$1 for students and senior citizens
and $2 for others.
•••• * •••••
parkslde's Health Ollice is sponsoring
a Blood Drive on Tuesday,
Nov. 1. Everyone is encouraged to
donate. It's from 9 a.m to 3 p.m in
Union 104-106.
AWeek at the Park
X-Cleavers X-citement
by Sarah Uhlig
~
:-BauXoCIeavers bring their ~;~ brand of music to Parkside
I oween bash.
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We feature
J1RTQ1~~Rings. ~
Open Friday Evenings
Milwaukee's Paradox Theater
w.rn be putting OD the play "Mid·
Dlghl Dream" at 8 p.m. OD Wednesday
.
~ickets are available at the
Union Information Center •
Che,,)' Chase and hi partners are arms dealers.
They sell second-rate weapons to third world nations.
But they're not out to tick it to anyone.
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OPENS AT A THEATRE
NEAR YOU NOVEMBE 4th
Snap Shots
J Am I Caroen," a play set m
tile oodaI and _
Ie<IuI climate 01 1m _ and
w!lIdl drroDklos !be artivilJos 01 ----".,., IiIIod with lasdDalloD, __
Inn, IS 1be laD IDIID state
produdlaa _ 1_ <OlU«1IUye
............ at PIrbIde.
1Am Camera" wnllt!ll by
JobD v. 0rult!II and blood on
1be ~p/UcaI boot by
Cltrlstoph r I erwood. "BerUn
.... ...,. TIle wwl< ed 10
!be Broacttny m !be
\All Ulled "
II olthe
\Ddre,. Brh llUH! Rebecca JuII
II of ") .\m .\ Camera"
me ...... GermaDy Roman new.
1liIbt<1ubs thn,ed
1'brou«h 01 au. people SU!\1ved,"
"Lite I drawer fllll of old cancbd
pboIns of lam1Jy and friendo. ....e
.,., dnwa 10 !be seenungly .eal-life
people who are surprised and cap-
_ by Isbe ..""",fs 'camera';'
PerfO<ltllD<eS in the Commuru,
calion Am Tllealer, .,., II 8 p.m.
on Fndays, Oct. 28 and NoY. 4 and
Saturdays. Oct. 251and Nov. 5, and
I 2 pm. on Sunday, Oct. 30,
Advan<e U eb and reserved seI'
,aVlJlabJe al !be UIlIOII Info<·
ma!>on dek, .,., $250 lor students.
_ atums and UW-P slaIl, and
$3.50 fa< 0Ih<n. Tlcll.ets 01 !be door
1ft S3 and $4.
Fo< ""'"' mfa<malloD call 5$3-
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Let's get sornelhing straighl right oil, nus may 01-
fend some 01 you, and il may re~Mmaodny o::~~
Lord, I may even be shunned Jrom the ern
Club," so stand back if you are easily shocked, ake
I have a ralber unpleasant announeemenl to m .
I find lbe female body attractive.
WhatlS worse, I actually find some females mo~ attractive
than others. And it gets even more sordid ..
I actually have been known to stare as an attractive
Iemale passes by I don't ever remember drooling, but,
gosh. if you don't think it's torrid enough already, I
think lbere is something seriously wrong with you.
You see I consider myself a modern man. And as
such I co~,der it my duty to rid lbe world of lbose
nasty sexist habils !hat have built up over Ibe long eons
of human history.
You know what J mean. Like rIDding females attracuve.
I suppose I have genetics or something to blame.
There must be some biological advantage to have men
linding women attractive, and vice-versa. But Lord
belp me I just can't figure it out.
Il I were 0 religious man. I would have to think that
God, on his her, its wisdom had something in mind
wben be endo ....ed men and women wilb diflerent
pb)"ical characteristics. .
But. I ask m}'SelJ time and again, is it a sin to fmd
other members of the male species unattractiYe, sexuaIIy~'
,
I suppose so. Otherwise I ....ouldn·t feel so gwlty
about leehng the way I do about ....omen.
ow don't get me wrong. I realize lbere are many
WI}" to judge a person's potential. Looks are prohably
way do,." on !be list.
It's just !hat I'm human, I baYen't got the time to
stop every woman I meet and engage her in a discus·
sion about the quantum lbeory or James Joyce. Espedally
....ben I'm late for class.
**********
However, my friends, my tale is far lrom complete.
You see, 1 do not feel personally responsible for the
past tweDty-flve thousand years of history.
hny women, most in lact, do not think I should be.
But, being a modern man, I guess f would have to go
along wilb the o!hers .
Unfortunately, lbe flesh is weak. I don't feel responsible
for lbe fact !hat my great-great-grandlalber
did not auow women to ,'Ote,
I think it was wrong 01 him to do so, of course, but I
just wasn't around to try to influence his decision in
Ibe slightest.
Now, lbere are \bose wbo say lbat society over au
was to blame, and !hat men suffered as ....en (albeit not
nearly as greaUy!) as lbeir female counterparts; but to
say !hat smacks 01 sexism.
Imagine! 'i'r}'ing to absolve today's man of aU the
sexual wrongs of history,
What is !be world coming to? One might just as well
claim thai au men are not mad rapisls, !hat lbey
sbouId not be surgiaDy altered so as to be able to become
pregnant as well, or !hat Ibey should not au be
hned up against 0 wall and shot for history's wrongs,
But no. Like a fool I accepted the fact !hat my girl.
friends ....ere au ph)"icaDy weaker !han I. Thus J committed
!hat most heinous of au chauvinistic crimes! I
_' ., ~_L' ,', "
So It
Goes
by John
Kovalic
actuaUy carried their books and heavy bags.
Makes you sick, doesn't it?
Well, I tried to repent. I tried to believe that I had 10
go through penance each day for be,ing a male. But
those whips can hurt alter a while, y know?
***********
So I got to thinking one night.
What if we actuaUy acknowledge lbe fact that men
and women are really, physically different?
What if we consider the possibility lbat all lhoae
men throughout history were not really more bestial
lban we are today, but Ibat their attitudes toward
women were merely manifestations of the society in
which Ibey were raised? Perhaps eyen trying to thlDIl
any olber way was so radical that it was abnost lmpossible
for lbem to eyen imagine a world of equality,
Perhaps I wasn't, as some of the women in my cluses
would have me believe, personally responsible for
every injustice women suffered over lbe years,
So I phoned my friends at the "Modem Man's
Club." But they called my attitudes prehistoric and
repressionary, And anyway, hall oflbem were out h.. •
ing their daily dose of guilt.
However, Ibat did not stop my mind from reeling at
Ibe consequences of my train of Ibought. Since men
and women are physically different, where does \bat
leave me?
Then, late one night, I woke up in a cold sweat aDd
discovered the truth that my subconscious was tryiDc
so desperately to hide!
I was -a closet heterosexual!
It was a dillicult fact to face, but 1 had to meet it.
All lbe sigJ'lS were lbere. Attraction to women, desires
for close relatioJ'lShips, eYerying ... Right down to my
lascinatlon wilb Victoria Principal.
I was -a heterosexual.
**********
Thus my story ends,
It is not pretty, but J felt it had to be told. There are
still men out there wbo feellilte I do, You may even be
a "helero" yoW'SeU.
But JUst remember: lbe number of women wbo
want us dead is relatiYely smaU. They are lbe ones wbo
lilte asking where lbe humaD race would be without
lbem.
Just abnut lbe same place it would be wilhout UL
Collum wins first round
Coaliatoed from Page IZ
Board of Regenls before it reached
!he state court. He said. however,
the decision was essentiaDy Ibe administration's_
"Up to !hat point (when Collum
tooIt the case to court) I don't believe
Partside bad any legal assist.
ance per se," said Tallman.
But Nicholas Burckel, wbn was
!be cbance\lor's e>:ecuti\'e assislant
at Ibe time, said Parltside "consulted
wilb lbe uniYersity's legal counsel
ot Ibe UW-System in Madison."
He said Talman was Parkside's
legal adviser in lbe case,
Henkel said Parkside had clearly
made several mistakes when lbey
decided to lay 011 Collum.
"Olberwise I wouldn't be taking
the appeal and suing lbem in Fed-
'eral Court," he said.
He said an appeal by the Regenls
would tie lbe case up long enough
so !hat Collum would not return to
Parkside, because his contract
would haye expired 1his summer.
"I dOD't tbink from a practical
viewpoint the administration at
UW-Parltside is going to be happy
to embrace RUdy hack into the
anns oflbe university," he said.
Whit-, whole weekend, huh? Oh
goody! (Be gentle.)
Bill, get your goddam cartoon
in by Monday!! F.E. (BLOODY
VIKINGS)
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barmony rehearsal,
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l1li transportation. 681-0411.
Miscellaneous
.lit you ready for "Old Man
1Imer" ?? Tune·ups, reasonaIIIe.
Evenings, 694-4864, ask for
1ft.
Earou DOW in Strip Cribbage
IOI-guaranleed fun!
JoiD the biggest and wildest
party, up in Madison.
Sarah, I love you!!! IKE.
So do I. Guess Who?
Madisoo is nothing compared 10
Punch and Judy.
Don't Miss!!!!! Halloween
party, Salurday, at Madison. on
Stale Street.
Rick Luehr has a sick perverted
mind. (And the girls love it!!)
People who talk during movies
should buy their Editor meals
and beer every day!
'\II&alng with the Friends
aI WIn Maurer," Friday, Nov.
II; 1:3&-7:30 p.m., Holiday Inn,
_Silth Ave., Kenosha. Tick-
*1$; cocktails, $1. Gov. Tony
lil.liiIJ be in attendance.
Mother cat part Sia-
... to good homes only. 652-
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.... IDd Calligraphy. Speedy
8VIci. Call Louise, 654-4505.
Personals
U I want some paper'!!!
IIOOO!! Opus.
~e: Last Saturday
.., great. Blow Chow Lately??
IIaIae Warming? Smack. =: Readefesl is coming! !
lID. Wldl: Nice French toast
... cIesaert!!
f!iIey Maidens: Meet me at my
llnited House at Kenosha's
~ Center. Oct. 30 and 31.
- p.m. Count Dracula.
c....r Club: OPUS is
....... You!!
;"i" Middle- aged grounds-
..
Wearing safety glasses
Ill. Wanda.
~ ~ are on sale at
'- II Fleet. Fran.
Irs • Boy! I wanna be an
:::'~ John K. (By the way,
tulations!! )
to ~love you. (Embarrassed?
uld be!!) Carson.
::. ...,. Sancller is still alive! I "" f:U too, and you don't It. be embarrassed. Dimp-
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r tune throughout Canada. They say
.or . ailed his special concocuon c
Mentholmint Schnapps had a tas~ so
refreshing going in, so smooth go~
down, that thirsty trappe,rs came rom
miles around just to buy It.
Dr McGillicuddy is long ~one, ~t
his Mentholmint Schnapps lives on In
your favorite tavern or liquor
emporium'McG'llicuddy'S Mentholrnint
Try Dr, . 1 the rock , or
Schnapps straJ~ht up, on \\,a you
with your favonle beer. Any t~ so cool,
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Robert: I think I'U go WIth the
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Nuke da
Smur]s
by Nick Thome
In recent years, there has been ..
startling increase in the surplus
smurf population.
Oh sure, they're cute, but there
are just too many of those litlle
blue suckers. Congress just passed
a two-week hunting season, yet that
just isn't enough.
I don't know how that one Smurfette
does it, but there are more
smurfs every day. They are on
drink glasses. They are on TV.
There are little smurf figures.
They even make smurf garbage
cans. I'm smurfed out! I can't take
it any more! He's breaking up!
He's breaking up! We can make
him better.
Nuke the Smurfs. Yes, that's
right. Nuke Em All, before it's too
late!
Hey, we have too many nuclear
bombs and too many smurfs;
maybe we could slow the prolifera.
tion of bombs and end the prolifer·
ation of smurts. All it would take is
one or two small nuclear blasts and
tbose lillie furry lue creatures
would be small fiery creatures.
Those who didn't get toasted
from the initial blast would surely
die of radiation sickness.
Itsounds rather cruel, doesn't it?
(Yes, but necessary.-<!d.) Well, at
the smurf's present rate of growth,
our country will be overrun before
1984.
That's right. Those litlle blue
buggers could get a smurf in the
White House in '84. In fact, Papa
Smurf is going to announce his candidacy
next week.
The time is now! Join the Nuke
Da Smurfs movement before it's
too late!
Know your
Feature
Editor
II n.na. Otto\le< !'l.1
X-Country places 5th Intramurals
~ Palricia Cumbie
Al flIri/ying Springs last Satur-
.... men's cross country team fItIIA SIb out of 25 competing
... the top five placing teams
_ Norlb Central..56 points; St e-
_\'IIlDl. 6>; D!inOlS 51. Benedict,
III Lulber, l3t; and Parkside, 165.
...... '. Tim Renzelmann took
.... ""11, with a 25.18time on
s ... eourse. Coach Lucian
... eommented: "Tim ran a
... _; be always does well."
l1II- linisbers afler Tim were:
... IIlIIer 154; Ted Miller 41,
,., &emmo 47, Mark Hunt 50,
MJIanning 108 and John Brew-
.1101
.... up soon are the NCAA
news
RegionaIs and the NCAA championship.
In order to qualify for the
NationaIs the team must place in
the top three at the Regional meet
"Our chances look good, there ar~
a couple of tearns coming that f
don't know what they're like. The
two toughest teams are North East
Missouri and Indiana Slate, EvansVille.
We should give them some
competition at least," said Rosa.
The NCAA Championship meet
is going to be held here on Parkside's
National Cross Country Course.
"By this time the tearn will be
running full strength, all of my runners
will be well, including my
number one man, George
Kapheim," said Rosa. "I am really
looking forward to the race."
The fall season of mtrarnural 1)1-
leyball on UnIOn pad came to a eeeclusion
Ocl. 18 Winners of the
league were the Brew en.w, followed
by Chess m 30 Minutes in seeond,
Three Gals and a Guy m lhInI
and The Team m fourth place
In nag football competition,
some confusion existed last thUDday
as to whether or nolto play
games in the rain, The rain
out, so all games were mo'ed bact
Concluding play is as folio
Tuesday. Oct 25: 4 p m , PAB
vs. the "V" Team. 5 p.m.. _ute
Ethanol vs. Jerk OIls. 6 p.m., Gladiators
vs. the Mass Wasters.
'Baseball
Rangers win
ampionship
~ Mark Feldman
"'Be !be Milwaukee Brewers
_aIIIpicuously absent from the
...... p1ayofls and World Series,
ItMnslde baseball team won
It........ southern Wisconsin
..... 'II League championship
•• 1-2 record.
\oogue, wbich consisted of
--'UW-Milwaukee, Marquet-
.......... County Technical
a..o...:... - put together by head
_ C»ICb Ken Oberbrunner
... lite unpredictable spring =-
washed out many sched-
.....
.... !lad as many as 16 games
..... oat last spring," Oberbrun-
-. "When the weather is ~"'1Ilofall, why not play then?
.Ilancers played four games
lie lIln!e teams except Wau-
... 1lIlere they had two rained
.", ~ splitting with Waukesha,
llMlIt three out of four
.... Marquette and swept all four
IJW·M.
.. Oberbrunner hoped to drill
:: ~ hit-and-run baseball,
• ~ have found runs from
... IIeapected source-the home
.: a double beader with UW-M,
tIt ..- SCOred a 22-3 victory in
1liiie and came back with lIlrasbinc in the nightcap, hit- =.- round-trippers in the
~ .... really pleased with the
;: played," Oberbrunner said.
... to !be play the game in the
..... \lellpeelive, and not wait
......... fur the hig inning, but ifs
~ pleasure to see the ball go
.... -leace." ~=::ncarried five pitchers
, all freshmen. Dan Elled
the corp with a 4-0
;:"" Randy Spiegelhoff fin-
.... to refine some of the
... on the pitchers," Oberbid.
"UT __ .:n L __._ n 1..........
way to go, but I was very impressed."
"They didn't walk many and
threw strikes, made the other tearn
hit the ball." And as the other team
hit the ball, the Rangers played
tough defense, turning 10 double
plays and throwing out four rUDners
at home plate during the season.
"The team spirit was really
turned on by the defense," the
coach said. "The spirit was really
up. We also got a lot of timely hils
to drive in some runs."
Scott Brieznk and Tom Weipert
were in a close race for team ~ttlng
leader going into the last senes
of the weekend, both battlDg close
to .450. bo t
Oberbrunner is optimistiC a u
the spring season. "I hale to make
predictions, there are lots of th.1Og5
that can happen, but I am hopmg
for the besl." .
While the Rangers were mlSSlng
key players on the fall team,. they
will hopefully return to the lIneup
next spring, along with promtslDg
transfer students Kurt Kun12, Kyle
Backus and Dwayne Mclean.
"We played without John Hyatt,
our center fielder and caplaID, "'t
Joel Maier," Oberbrunner sal
"Shawn Patterson is playIng basketball,
but we hope t,~ have them
all back in the spring.
,
Women s
fastpitch
softball
tryouts
Any woman student who is \:':~-
ested in trying out for.:;~~\~
womens fast pItch L' da Draft
should contact CoathChhlO ed buildat
Ext. 2317 or ID e P Y 0
. The team does have pre-seaso
;~~tice and any potential members
should participate.
Thursday, Oct 27' 4 pm .• Absolute
Ethanol vs. the 'Y' Team. 5
p.m., the Grapplers vs the Blitzed
The standings for the Ieog....
after sis games 01 play ~
The Grapplers 4-2
The Mass Wasters 4-2
The Blitzed 4-2
Gladiators 4-2
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IT 00 FEELI G!
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2-for-1 Bar Prices on Mixed Drinks [bar]
53 Pitchers of Kamakazes
s5 Pitchers of Alabama Slammers
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UDinner for Two"
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Reinstatement ins first round Co 11urn w . ''?'f seeks an .unspecified antolUlt ill
compensation .
., 11M KiesIDI He did say, however, \bat eou..a
~-"t J...- • would seek the salary be lost _
Loot - - ~,- ~ W laid off. - ....
.- F1JII'l cmrtumed a 01 Re- "II's not like he _ not teIlelr
by !be UWOS~ adminislra- ed," said Henkel. "This Is a r-i
f'DIS - !be D ...... Collum an aca- layoff in the middle of a con'-- boD 10 ,- off .-, ' . term " ~"" . -, ber of tbe AthletiC .
cIomir Jla/I ": laid off last Flynn ordered Parkside to roIlirt
Dopor1meDt was Collum .with back pay. The dl!<isbl
SopIember appealed 10 !be eircuit WIn be m effect unless the Board of
~ !be Board of Regents Regents decides to file an aPI>eIL
~ !be PaltsJde admmislra' Lee Da!ton of the Slate Attorney
. d . . General s office, who IS represenl. ua;:,' Ius"':ion, Flynn said that,; ing the SYS~,. said a request for
ParbIde and !be Regents had Iol- I j./ an ap,peal IS m our office right
10 ~ Improper procedures In ,t, now..
~ 01 fOW'areas they ruled on Dalton said the Regenls COI1SidPMkslde,
said Flynn, laid orr Rudy Collum ered Collum's layoff an adrninistra.
Co11um .. 1len tbere .. ere three per- ployee to represent them. It was tive decision because of the prom
!be athletIC department who also ";proper he said that the same gram changes. .
-.. junlor 10 hun and whose JObs lawyerrepresented the administra- Walt Shirer, Parkstde's Director
he coaId have filled of Public Relations, said the layo({
He also said Portsi<!e had no le- tiO~ynn said however, that Parksi- was "a decision the campus makes
cltiJnate procram reasonsto lay d had mad~ a reasonable effort to here, and that's what the caseis all
him off ecea though the adrrun- f'lend Collum alternative employ- about."
lstnuoo -- that the Athleuc But, he said, Parkside has 110\
DepanmeDt had 10 lay hun all be- m~uum has also filed a separate been involved in the case since Col.
CIlDt of budget cuts Court h gmg lum appealed to the Board of fte. P. de also "olaled ItS af· lawsuit in Federal , c ar gents.
that he was denied due process and
flt1llatiVe aetlan program, Fl}'I\n was discriminated against. A UW-System lawyer, John Tall-
- Collum would not commenl on man, advised Parkside and th. AJoo .• conItict of mterest was b H
-'~ ~- !be ,,--~ of Regents the case, but Ius attorney, Bo en- C· ed P 8
~~~ w""" ...... u ed I Co rt OD(iDU 00 Ole .- • uv.oSj tern altorney, an em- tel, said the suil in F era u
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The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 8, October 27, 1983
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