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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin-Parkside academic staff enough." Guskin said the academic staff has "deep" feeling on this issue. "They're permanent employees of the university-(people) we hope will stay here a long time. They are important members of the university community." Guskin pointed out that the academic staff is not seeking an equal number of votes or seats, but only representation. "They shouldn't have equal numbers," he said. "I'm not saying that and I don't think that (they) are saying that either. It doesn't cost the faculty (any voting power). It's a symbolic sort of issue." Some committee members stated that it wasn't that the faculty did not respect the academic staff, but. that the staff plays a supportive, secondary role. "Nobody is saying who is primary," replied Guskin. "What is at stake here is: are we going to add to our committees, either voting or non-voting?" "I think they should be voting members," said Guskin, "but if I can't get it, I'll take non-voting members. I'll take what I can get because I think you're hurting the university (by not doing it)." Guskin answered the point that the academic staff members "have long-term job security" by saying that the staff members "have longterm conflicts and a strong element of security. I don't think the academic staff is any more shy in bringing up issues than are faculty members." Committee chairman James Shea said there's a problem because staff is made up of "a wide range of people-(some) with a lot of training, some others without. We respect them," but they have different levels of training, interest, duties and experience. Committee members noted that some of the academic staff are secretaries or work in a physical or technical capacity on campus. Guskin pointed out that some of the academic staff received Ph.D.s Continued on Page 3 Ranger photo by Robbie Eichhorn Workers continue construction work on WLLC Plaza. Construction continues INSIDE... Vet's Club opposes change Dramatic Arts m ajor offered Physical Education thefts reported Wind Ensemble to perform Psycho-Babble PSGA Six student senators elected by Ken Meyer Editor One hundred and six students (1.8 percent) elected six students to the PSGA Senate in last week's election, meaning that there are still three fall seats available in the 18-seat Senate. Nine Senators are elected each semester. PSGA vice-president Mike Scoon was not surprised by the low voter turn-out because all of the candidates would have been elected if they received at least one vote, and also because the presidential election is not held in the fall. Scoon said that PSGA "tried really hard this year to get at least nine (candidates) running but we couldn't do it. No one is interested." Now, he said, "The Senate is going to be overloaded with work because there are not enough Senators to do the work. We're going to be missing out on some issues some place. We're not going to be able to cover all that needs to be done, and the students are the ones who are going to miss out and I feel sorry for them." Students may still, however, become Senators, said Scoon. A student may become a PSGA Senator by being appointed by the Senate to a two-week internship, after which time the Senate either approves or disapproves of the person's activities in his/her two weeks "in office." "All we can do is keep on asking people to be on the Senate," said Scoon. "We're still soliciting students now." The reason that not many students run for student government positions, said Scoon, is because not only is Parkside a commuter school, but around 40 percent of the student body is comprised of non-traditional students (23 years or older.) Many students, said Scoon, are married and have children. "They have more responsibilities than, let's say, students at Green Bay," he said. "Most people at Green Bay are just students, not mothers and fathers." Scoon said that students should get involved in student government because there are many issues and proposed changes that students should be aware of all the time. He noted that recent changes included a tuition increase, a change in the class drop period (from 12 to 8 weeks) and a change in the admission policy. The students who did get involved and are now PSGA senators are: Kert Acklam I plan to spend a considerable amount of time investigating students' rights and alternatives for student involvement here at UWP," said Kert Acklam. "The passive Continued on Page 5 RANGER Letters to the Editor Drinking age at 21 opposed Presents: When Ron governed there, I had a dream Of sitt ing California's Court Supreme. That court, my friend appointed me to, Tho' I'd flunked out of Loyola and from Stanford U. J I barely attained a law degree, •But now I am t he In*te*rror 3ecretVee... T was so tough on crime that 1 was sent To the State Department when Ron became president. Heads of state I couldn't name at ail, 'Cept for Mao, Josef Stalin, Churchill and DeGaulle. But my lack of expertise so suited me (That now 1 am the In te ri or SecretYee... To the Editor: It's time for us to use our education to educate our representatives in Congress that we are against a national drinking age of 21 by written letter. I, myself, abstain from alcoholic beverages, but can see much illegal drinking taking place if a 21-yearold drinking age law is passed. Why pass a law that restricts a citizen's rights for three years? There is the problem of high school students' drinking, of course, which must be addressed. And this, I think, may be resolved by a different law of giving the right of drink to high school graduates only. This would also give some students an incentive to finish high school, especially if the law also included not being able to drink without a high school degree until reaching 21. I'm against drinking, so I'm not going to write my congressman on the drinking issue, but I'm still going to write for our citizenry right to freedom and liberty. Franklin Kuczenski Why pay to park continued... In no time at all, Ron promoted As his chief adviser, head of N. I looked for Reds in every trouble spot, .And found them whether they were there or not. Ji J1 j j I found so many, Ron rewarded me By making me his Jn'tcrror Secret'ree... /083 Now, ranchers all, if m y job tempts you, Be not discouraged by a low I Q; 1 don't know a condor from a grizzly bear, And the only oil s licks I've seen are on R onnie's hair/ So, stick dose to your friends, and avoid all expertise, And you ALL may be In-te-ri-or SecretVees: And in this corner... To the Editor: Mr. Ron Brinkman: The chief of campus security? Your name was in the paper and you didn't know it? What kind of security do you provide? Since you have chosen to ignore last week's inquiry, we, the students, must assume that you are trying to hide something. Why harrass students? If you need the revenue, charge it to us in the form of higher tuition so that aid can be provided to us according to our need. Again I ask: "Why harrass students?" The first note in this series was directed at Ron Brinkman. The invitation to reply is still open to Ron. But now I am asking anyone who thinks we should submit to this extortion technique to explain why in next week's paper. Also those of you who agree with me are invited to suggest plans of action. Let's stop complaining and bring this issue out in the open. Discuss it with your friends. M. A. Davis P. S. More to come. Do you have something to say? Write a letter to Ranger The bell has sounded and the participants are ready... The Prize: The heavyweight university governance championship of Parkside. The Contestants: The reigning championthe faculty, and the challenger-the academic staff. The Background: The faculty, of c ourse, consists of assistants, associate- and full professors. The academic staff, the fourth wheel of the university-the other three being the administration, faculty and students-want to be better represented on the many committees on campus. The academic staff consists of two parts: 162 teaching staffers (adjunct faculty, specialists, lecturers and visiting profs); and 77 non-teaching staffers (from such areas as Physical Plant, Security, Financial Aid, Student Services, Union, Student Activities and the library/learning center). The academic staff is similar to Rocky Balboabecoming champion isn't the goal. Going the distance to earn self-respect and the respect of others is what they want to achieve. But in order to get what they want-representation on committees-they must battle with the Apollo Creeds, also known as the faculty. And everybody knows that champions are weary of other entities trying to grab some of that championship glory and power. Champions also feel that challengers exist in a secondary, supportive role to their actions. One advantage the academic staff has is the fact that the third man in the ring-Chancellor Guskin-is on their side. But a two-against-one situation is not a clear-cut indication of "victory," by Ken Meyer, Editor because it is truly up to the champion whether or not the challenger will have the chance to go the distance and earn its professional respect. That's what the issue comes down to, really. There won't be any low blows, knockdowns or any head butts. It won't be a bloody brawl. It will be politics in its essential form-protecting one's power base and deciding whether or not to form a coalition. But the major question is: will the champion take it on the chin realizing that the championship (power) will not be lost or infringed upon in any way, or will the champion hold the heavyweight title above its head and scornfully dismiss any challengers it encounters? Only time will tell. And nobody knows how much time. After all, remember Rocky II and Rocky III? U 9 *00 £ Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor •ohn Kovaiic Feature Editor Michael Kaiias .. Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker, Margaret Butkus, Carl Chemouski; Patricia Cumbie, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Harmann, Mary Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Kendyl-Marie Linnn, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Jill Whitney Neilsen, Dick Oberbruner, Julie Pendleton, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig. PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Eichhorn, Todd Herbst, Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Shafiq, Karen Trandel, Gary Zalokar. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every* Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. ' All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld lor valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. jjjiursday, October 20,1983 ^ -RANGER rroposea change disturbs Vet's Club by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor The Parkside Vets Club met Oct. 12 with Stu Rubner, director of Community Services and Veterans' Officer, to discuss the proposed changes in veterans' personnel. Pat Falkenstern is currently the secretary for both Veterans' Services and Jack Elmore of Student Services. The proposed personnel change, recommended by Rubner and Elmore to the Personnel Office, would replace Falkenstern's present 40 hour per week position with two new people creating two part-time (20 hour per week) positions. Falkenstern would be reassigned to another position on campus. "We made the recommendation based on the theory that she's trying to work for two people and management-wise it is not a good arrangement at all," said Rubner. He added that he feels her job as Veterans' Services secretary should be changed to a clerical position. Rich Welbon, Vets Club president, said that the vets are not happy about the personnel change because they feel it will create a decline in the services they presently receive. There are about 400 veterans enrolled at Parkside and ap- . proximately 217 of t hose are receiving benefits. "Pat's there everyday from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. A new person would only be there 20 hours a week, say from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. If someone goes in the office at 2:30 p.m. and he's having a problem getting his check for him and his family, it will be very inconvenient if no one's there," said Welbon. Falkenstern said she has a very busy schedule working for the vets and helping them receive the benefits they are entitled to. She is knowledgeable about the benefits available to vets, such as Chapters 31, 32, 34, and 35 Grant for Vietnam Era Veterans, Wisconsin State Vocational Rehabilitation Program and many others. "It is important for people who work here to understand what programs are available or the veterans won't be getting the care or the benefits they are entitled to," said Falkenstern. The job requires Falkenstern to have vets fill out the necessary forms to attend school and receive Vets Club meets to discuss proposed secretarial change. benefits. She must take great care in certifying veterans' benefits because errors in the process could hold up a check for a veteran. Falkenstern expressed concern about the proposed change in her position because she feels that her job as Veterans Services secretary is more intricate than the clerical status it has been given. "Last year the person who handled Veterans' Services had a masters degree. When he retired I was asked to do this job. Now it's a Dramatic Arts major offered by Jill Whitney Nielsen If it has always been your goal to major in Dramatic Arts at Parkside, now you can. A BA degree in Dramatic Arts was approved Sept. 30 by the UW Board of Regents. The new major, which has been an option within the Communication major, will begin next semester and will require 40 credits in the areas of acting, directing, dramatic literature, history, criticism, design and technical forms. It also carries a minor and offers secondary teacher certification by the Department of Public Instruction.. The new program also gives professors direct contact, via computer, with interested students and those already participating in the major. The faculty in the Dramatic Arts division is very excited about the new major. Lee VanDyke, Associate Professor of Dramatic Arts states, "In Nicholas Nickleby, a character says, 'Theater happens in a blaze of finery, but only at night.' It's important for the campus at large to realize it has programs that sparkle at night, along with the academic 9-5 routine." Dramatic Arts programs complement the Liberal Arts division because of the literature, critique, performance and design components, he said. It encompasses everything from religion and philosophy to history and sociology. The Dramatic Arts program started at Parkside as an extracurricular activity. Someone like Richard Carrington would decide to direct a play and it would go on from there. Then, seven years ago, it was moved from the Humanities Division to Fine Arts and Rhoda-Gale Pollack, Division Chairman, began building it up to what it now is. There are currently 200 students in Dramatic Arts courses. The new major is not expected to require new faculty or facilities. H.S. students have "Day on Campus" While public school teachers attend the state teachers' convention on Thursday and Friday, Oct. 27 and 28, their high school junior and senior students will have an opportunity to attend classes at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. "A Day on Campus" for Racine and Kenosha county high school juniors and seniors will be held both days from 8 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. and guests can obtain information on financial aid, housing, admissions and academic programs and services as well as attended selected in-session UW-Parkside classes on subjects including physics, art history and world politics. There will also be sessions on academic and career planning. Guests will have a chance to tour the entire campus and talk with UW-Parkside counselors, faculty and students as well as attend a presentation titled, "What to Expect When You are a College Student." There will also be a tour of the university library and learning laboratory and a talk, "Using a College Library for High School Research." Registration, which begins at 8 a.m. and continues throughout both mornings, will be at the Wyllie Library- Learning Center's information kiosk on the southeast end of the campus. A full schedule of activities will be available there. For more information, call 553-2122. Library book sale set The Library/Learning Center will hold a book sale on Nov. 1, 2 and 3 from 1 a.m. to 3 p.m. outside the entrance of the library on Level Approximately 1,200 books covering a variety of subjects will be included. Most hardcover books will sell for $1 and paperbacks for 25 cents. There will also be a silent auction for several special sets of books. These books have accumulated over a period of time and consist of duplicates, discards and gift items that are not needed for the library collection, according to Hannelore B. Rader, Director of the Library- /Learning Center. ^ clerical assistant position, which is an entry level position on campus, she said. "When I first started this job, what 1 most frequently heard from the veterans Js 'No one gives a damn about us.' At that time I just listened, but the longer I work here the more I wonder about that statement. When I think about the veterans at Parkside, I see men and women who were willing to risk their lives for me and I seriously wonder if I would have had the courage to do the same for them," said Falkenstern. "One vet here has received three Purple Hearts and numerous other awards. There are others who have gone out on the line and risked their lives — they weren't given awards. Many of our vets carry with them the scars of service, some physical and some psychological, and in many cases these will be with them for the rest of their lives. It seems to me that morally and practically we owe the veterans the services that will make their transition into university life successful. Their concerns should be our concerns," she said. Welbon said, "We have somebody in the office now who really cares and we should fight to keep her in there." He added that those people concerned about the situation should contact him at 5820 Nicholson Road, Franksville, Wis. 53126 or attend the Vets Club meeting Oct. 26. Jim LaMack, from the personnel office said that no final decision has been made at this time concerning the proposed personnel change and that things are still in the planning stages. Staff representation Continued from Page 1 and had faculty status at other colleges before coming to Parkside. Guskin said that "there are certain academic staff people who shouldn't be on committees" but he said that it also true about faculty. "They'll elect the best people- -no more often bad choices than anybody else." The chancellor said that similar changes are being contemplated throughout the UW System. "You're asking Parkside to lead," said committee member Richard Keehn. "You're absolutely right," replied Guskin. "The issue is not Milwaukee or Madison-it's what you feel." After Guskin's presentation, the committee agreed to look further into the issue and, as chairman James Shea said, find out the answer to the "ultimate question-is it going to help the university?" •••••••• The committee continued discussion about the status of academic staff-both at Parkside and systemwide- during its latest meeting Oct. 13. "(It's) strange that we're being pushed to do this when the entire system is studying the issue," said Rhoda-Gale Pollack. "Contrary to the overall impresson given last time (by Guskin)," said Shea, "there is no move to give them what they want (at Green Bay, Milwaukee and Madison). All the University Committee chairs (there) thought it was a bad idea." Shea said the report that the chancellors and committee chairs of those campuses wanted all academic staff personnel to vote on faculty committees is "not true." Although the implication was that wholesale power is to be given to the academic staff at these other campuses, said Shea, they are mainly dealing with the teaching academic staff. Pollack noted that other campuses have many teaching academic staff while Parkside doesn't really have too many. Shea said the change could be thought of as "a minor grab for power-strengthen the hand of the staff and therefore the administration." Keehn said that he had talked to a few academic staff personnel who said that "word has come down from the top" that the staff should become more involved in the university's governance. He also said that "Guskin's going to get (what he wants) because he's committed." Shea replied that that would prompt a loud outcry from the faculty. The committee decided to wait and see what happens in the UW system's central study of the academic staff in relation to the universities' governance before further addressing the issue. side's Placement office. Topic: "Images" of a personnel professional. Students should bring a bag lunch. The room number will be announced-look for posters. Peer Support A meeting has been called for Peer Support members-both old members and new members-on Wednesday, Oct. 26 at 1 p.m. in MOLN 111 (Faculty Lounge). This RANGER Anyone who would like to be a member of Peer Support are asked to come. They need "fresh" ideas from you, too. Members of Peer Support are: occasional volunteers (volunteering their time and effort for one period of time once a year) and routine volunteers (volunteering their time and effort more than once a year). The agenda will include: discussion of Peer Support (past, present and future), discussion of By-laws and adapting the Constitution, discussion of current budget, discussion of future budget (planning). Please make every effort to attend this meeting. The future of this organization may be at stake. BSO BSO (Black Student Organization) will conduct its first Jelly Bean guessing contest on campus. General rules: 50 cent donation per guess, two free guesses with BSO membership of $4, guess as often as you please, person who comes closest to guessing the actual total number of jelly beans wins. ($15 first place, $5 second place.) Winners' names will be announced in the Ranger the first week of November. Proceeds from the contest will go the Sickle Cell Anemia Foundation. Student participation in BSO activities, as well as in other campus events, is an important part of university life. BSO will hold a general membership meeting Wednesday, Oct. 26 at 1 p.m. in Moln 107 to kick off the BSO membership drive and Minority Student retention at Parkside. SWEA SWEA (Student Wisconsin Education Association) welcomes Michael Bernier of the Kenosha Education Association. He will speak Monday, Oct. 24 at 1 p.m. in Moln D128. Everyone is invited to attend. Feel free to bring a bag lunch and a friend. Also at this meeting the final details of the fall workshop in Milwaukee will be discussed and worked out. Come and be part of the world of learning. Pi Sigma Epsilon Maria Konters, managing director of Pi Sigma Episilon (Marketing Club), will be coming from New York to meet with our chapter. The meeting will be held on Friday, Oct. 28 at 1 p.m. in Moln 217. All members are urged to attend. Chemistry Club Chemistry Club will sponsor "Pizza Party II" on Friday, Oct. 21 at 2 p.m. in Union Square. The cost will be $2 for club members, $1 for Science Division faculty and staff and $5 for all other life forms. The price includes all the pizza one can eat and refreshments. Chemistry students: don't miss this opportunity to chat with your favorite chemistry professors at this gala celebration. Sign up in Greenquist 114 by 10 a.m. Friday, Oct. 21 so pizza can be ordered. iJThursj^ Club Events ASPA Attention all ASPA (American Society for Personnel Administration) members who are graduating in December. UW-Whitewater is putting together a booklet of resumes to be distributed to PIRA personnel managers at the December PIRA meeting. Turn in resumes and $5 to Bonnie Gauger or Mary Ann Bock by Nov. 1. The club's first social gathering is planned for Oct. 25 at Looey's Roundtable at 8:30 p.m. Contact Mike at 857-7526 or 815-6784278. The first fund raiser is Wednesday, Oct. 26. General membership meeting on Monday, Oct. 24 at 1 pm. Speakers- Bill Wright of Kenosha Savings and Loan and JoAnn Goodyear of Park- Back in the 1840's legend has it Dr. A.E McGillicuddy achieved fame and fortune throughout Canada. They say his special concoction called Mentholmint Schnapps had a taste so refreshing going in, so smooth going down, that thirsty trappers came from miles around just to buy it. Dr. McGillicuddy is long gone, but his Mentholmint Schnapps lives on in your favorite tavern or liquor emporium. Try Dr. McGillicuddy's Mentholmint Schnapps straight up, on the rocks, or with your favorite beer. Any way you pour it, schnapps never tasted so cool. $1.50 INTRODUCTORY REFUND OFFER FROM DR. McGILLICUDDY'S. To receive your $1.50 refund, fill out this refund order form and mail it with the neck label from the 750ml or liter size of Dr. McGillicuddy's to: Dr. McGillicuddy's $1.50 Refund Offer EO. Box 725, Dept. 302, Lubbock, TX 79491 NAME ADDRESS CITY -STATE Size purchased 750ml ( ) Liter ( ) (To remove the neck label, hold bottle under running warm water and carefully peel off the label.) NOTE: Offer valid only to adults of legal drinking age. One refund per household. Offer expires September 30, 1984. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery of refund check. Officers, employees and representatives . — o"f licensed retaile*r s ananisda w"llhUoICleSsdallCelr sS,, • groups or organizations are not eligible. Void where prohibited, | taxed or restricted by law. This official request form must accompany your request, and may not be duplicated in any way. IMPORTED FROM CANADA Product of Canada 60° Liqueur Imported by General Wine A Spirits Co.. N.Y.. N.Y. meeting is extremely important because they will be discussing the future of their organization. Individuals who have been involved in Peer Support in the past years are asked to make a special effort to attend this particular meeting. They need input for future planning and current planning. What ideas do you have? Strategies for the group need to be documented. Please come and voice your opinion. RANGER PSGA Six students join Senate 5 Thursday, October 20.1983 Continued from Page 1 attitude on the part of the student body towards their government must be replaced with a willingness on the parts of the students to get involved and make things happen for themselves." "I need a lot of feedback from the student body, as well as from the faculty," he said. "This means that I need a great deal of cooperation on the parts of everyone to be responsive and tell me how they feel about things. At the same time, I have the added responsibility to let the students know what is happening with their student government and bring the issues up at the Senate meetings." "I think that there is no better time than now for people to act, to become involved It is my future and your future at Parkside that is important here. I guess we'll never know unless we try," he said. Bill Grindeland "I would like to try to work towards improved parking, additional computer terminal capacity, better extra-curricular activities, strong backing of the basketball team and other student concerns," said Bill Grindeland. He plans to address these issues by researching the problems and issues, asking for student opinion and talking with the administration in an effort to get PSGA involved. Grindeland hopes to "improve communications between the student body and the PSGA with the help of the Ranger and pure personal determination." Carlice Halmo Student apathy, getting things done on time and the student government budget are among the issues that Carlice Halmo intends to address as a Senator. Halmo was a member of her high school student council and plans on addressing the issues by having closer communication between the Senate and the PSGA President. Halmo wants to see more people working with the PSGA "in order to make PSGA work as it should." Paul Johnson Paul Johnson plans to address "the issues relevant to the older students, especially the veterans, (who) are the ones I am interested in. "I will find out what the students who elected me want me to do. It is their interests that I am representing- not my own. "I am interested in the student government and how it can work for us as students," he said. "We can change a lot and I would like to help change things for the better." Robert Oik Robert Oik is presently researching the granting of tenure at Parkside, which is the major issue he plans to address. "I feel strongly that the politcal nature of this university in regards to its decision-making process in granting or not granting tenure has to be changed," he said. "Just about anyone who attends this university knows of some excellent educator getting the ax because he or she rubbed the wrong person the wrong way. These excellent educators are written off with some b.s. about publishing. What is this university here for, anyway? To teach, that is it, and that should be the basic criteria for granting tenure." Oik also wants to make information concerning scholarships more available to the student body. Steve Schreiner "I am most concerned with issues that deal with student activities and students' rights," said Steve Schreiner. "One such issue will be whether or not to eliminate the 1-2 p.m. activity hour on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. "I am opposed to any policy that would lessen student involvement here at Parkside," he said. "Being a non-traditional, commuter campus, we have enough trouble getting students involved without eliminating the activities hour. If this issue does arise, I would try to get the Senate to pass a resolution which would state our opposition and then take the appropriate follow- up action." Betz, Meyer elected to PUAB, SUFAC Two student-at-large committee seats were also filled during last week's PSGA elections: Chuck Betz on PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) and Ken Meyer on SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee). Only one candidate ran for each committee. Chuck Betz PUAB, as stated in its by-laws, is "an advisory body in the formulation, implementation and review of the Parkside Union's policy. It shall seek to promote the Parkside Union's role in campus and community activities and services." PUAB consists of 10 voting member: one from each of the five major organizations, two faculty members, one person chosen by t he Alumni Association and two students- at-large, one elected each semester. Chuck Betz, who is a former PSGA vice-president, wants to address "the possible expansion of the Union building that is being discussed. I also (want) to find out more about their policies and how they decide certain questions like pricing, hours, programming, etc." he said. "It is just an advisory committee, so there's not a lot we can do," he said, "but I think if the committee comes up with some really good ideas that students like, we should be able to get them implemented." Ken Meyer SUFAC is a standing subcommittee of PSGA which allocates the portion of total tuition fee that is called segregated fees. Parkside has traditionally had the lowest segregated fee charge in the UW system. This year, a full-time resident student paid $76 in segregated fees out of a total $519.50 tuit ion charge. SUFAC is comprised of five PSGA Senators and two studentsat- large, with one elected each semester. SUFAC funds 17 areas on campus, including student organizations, Athletics, Intramurals, the Child Care Center, and the Health and Housing offices. Ken Meyer, who is the editor of Ranger, has served on SUFAC for two years previously. "I feel that my two years on SUFAC and four years on Ranger have enabled me to learn the operations of all the different organizations on campus," he said. Meyer wants "to make sure that SUFAC isn't a rubber-stamp committee for all of the areas it funds. Each organization has to be able to justify the allocation they request. With the current UW economic mess, we can't just go about throwing money away." Seats are still available on the PSGA Senate. Stop in PSGA office, WLLC D139 (next to Coffee Shop) for more information Election results One hundred and six students (1.8 percent) voted in last weeksParkside Student Government Association's fall election. There were nine open Senate seats, so all six candidates won. Here are the results: SENATE Steve Schreiner 81 Robert Oik 68 Bill Grindeland 61 Carlice Halmo 57 Kert Acklam 53 (write-in) Paul Johnson 39 (write-in) SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee Ken Meyer 91 PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) Chuck Betz 94 Job counseling available on campus by Napoleon Scarbrough The Department of Vocational Rehabilitation, Racine office, has a counselor at Parkside, located in the nursing center, Moln D115. Dave Duffeck, one of the Vocational Rehabilitation counselors, is in his office on Tuesdays from 1:30 to 4 p .m. The program provides vocational rehabilitation to people who have a disability, be it physical, mental or psychological. It will assist these people in attaining vocational goals in order to help them become productive citizens of society. Duffeck or another assigned counselor will develop, with the student, a rehabilitation plan. The services include: vocational evaluation; job placement assistance; training ; physical and psychological restoration; the purchase of occupational tools, licenses and clothing; providing transportation and maintenance payments for training program; as well as other services that are dependent upon financial need. To be eligible for the program, you must be sixteen years or older and have a disability as mentioned above. If there are questions, Duffeck asks that you drop by the Health Center on his day on campus or call him at his Racine office, 636- 3462. Kenosha resident are encouraged to call the Kenosha office. Duffeck asks that students make an appointment with Edith Eisenburg, school nurse, when coming to the Health Center. Legal concerns: Child support and divorce "Legal Concerns: Child Support and Divorce" is the October topic for the monthly public meeting hosted by the Unemployment Task Force. Judy Hartig, attorney with Hartig, Bjelajac and Michelson, and Dan Konkol, assistant District Attorney with Racine County and head of the non-support division, will address some of the problems involved with divorce and child support. Hartig and Konkol will state the options available to those considering divorce or separation, many who are experiencing trouble with spouses or children because of divorce and others who are having difficulties with child support payments. A q uestion and answer session will follow the presentations. We know the stress of the new economy is causing the dissolution of many marriages. The October meeting gives individuals a chance to get some answers to a very emotional situation in a supportive atmosphere. The meeting is Thursday, Oct. 27 at 1:30 in the Crystal Room at Memorial Hall, 72 Seventh St., Racine. The meeting is free and open to the public. Refreshments will be available. The Unemployment Task Force is made up of concerned agencies and unemployed volunteers. Its purpose is to help jobless people through the phase of unemployment. Vietnam course sparks student interest RANGER by Mark Feldman American involvement in the Vietnam War ended more than 10 years ago. Post-war rhetoric and discussion continue to try to sort out exactly what happened. For many, bitter memories remain. Others still have not reached an understanding of what, for 20 years, was American's most raging controversy. In order for today's students to see that period more clearly, History Professor Oliver Hayward is offering a course on the war entitled "International Conflict: the Vietnam War." "I think this generation really cares about what happened in that time span," Hayward said in an interview last Wednesday. "There's a lot of concern shown by the students in the class. Many of them talk to me after class about the topic." The class will be broken into five parts, beginning with the early history of Vietnam. "In order to really understand what happened during the American involvement, you have to start at the beginning of the country," Hayward said. As the class centers on certain topics, Hayward will have special lecturers from the faculty to speak on them. "I am trying to avoid sounding judgmental in any way," he said. "I'm not taking a stand on one side or the other. I want to explain things and let the students make their own judgments." The class will have the help of the recent PBS special on Vietnam to visualize some of the class discussions. "Even with all the information, the Vietnam conflict does not lend itself to simplistic explanations," Hayward said. "We have to be careful not to learn things too quickly." The class is also being taught at Madison this fall, but it is on a trial run here at Parkside for this semester. "1 wanted to have a more careful "Even with all the information, the Vietnam conflict does not lend itself to simplistic explanations. We have to be careful not to learn things too quickly. 99 -Oliver Hayward look at the war, personally," said Hayward, on reasons why he offered the class. "I was very ambivalent during that period and I really Go From Senior To Manager. Whatever your degree, the Navy can put you in a management position right away. You begin your Navy career with some of the most sophisticated technical and general management training available in important fields like electronics, inventory control, purchasing, personnel administration, engineering and systems analysis. And from your first day as a Navy officer, you have decision-making authority. You're given the level of responsibility you need to turn textbook knowledge into professional know-how, fast. All you need is a BS or BA. 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He graduated in 1960 with a Ph.D. in Russian history with an interest in Eastern Asia. He has been on the Parkside faculty since 1971 when the university was founded His Russian training will aid him in his planned class/trip to the Soviet Union from March 10 to March 24 This will be Hayward's third Soviet trip since 1979. For the low price of $1,690, a student can go to the USSR over spring break and pick up three credits in the process by taking the International Studies Seminar. "It's a great adventure whenever we go," he said. "There's an incredible variety of cultures to see in the Soviet Union." PAB sponsors Steamboat trip by Keith Harmann Steamboat. More mountain than Aspen, more powder than Vail, more lifts than Snowmass, more sun than Sun Valley, more bars than Utah. January first through the ninth, PAB is sponsoring a winter ski vacation to Steamboat Springs, Colorado. The price is $269 ($96 less than last year) and has many quality inclusions: round-trip deluxe motor coach to and from Steamboat, six nights' lodging in the Storm Meadows Condominiums, four-day lift ticket, daily parties ranging from hot tub happy hours to a giant party in the Steamboat central complex and many other options are available on the trip. Applications can be obtained in the Student Activities Office and are due Oct. 18 with a $50 deposit. The final payment is due Nov. 18. Steamboat is the second largest ski mountain in Colorado with an average annual snowfall of 27 feet. The total number of ski runs is 73, and the ski lift capacity is 18 660 skiers per hour. Neil Nelson, coordinator of the trip, said that the price was too good to pass up and that "we had a fun time last year and I'm sure it will be even better this year. We -have two buses going, comnarwitn only one last year. This allows us to have 47 more people going, a total of 94." Steamboat offers more than downhill skiing. There are sleigh rides, ice skating, cross country skiing, sledding and more. The condominiums are furnished with a color TV, a fully-equipped kitchen, all utensils and dishes, private sundeck/patio, fireplace, daily maid service and others. Ann Fralich went on last year's trip and is very excited about returning to Steamboat this year. "I have a lot of good memories about Steamboat and I think that it is great that I'll be able to relive them. Everyone should share the excitement of the Steamboat feeling." Atomic disorder The atomic age has produced a new behavior disorder, the Family Nuclear Syndrome, says a UW-Madison family therapist. Prof. Morton Perlmutter says children hear depressing discussion of nuclear war and the possibility of a holocaust and develop deep and unspecific fears, chronic anxiety, impotent rage and a "live-fortoday attitude." Such feelings show up in the teen years as rebellious attitudes toward social norms on sqxuakconduct and drug,use, , ,y; RANGER Locker thefts reported 7 Thursday, October 20,1983 by Mary Kirton Kaddatz Five thefts in the Phy. Ed. building have been reported to campus Security during the last week and a bait. Items missing were cash, shoes and a Sony walkman radio hour of the five thefts were reported from the men's locker room between 11 a.m. and noon and 1 to 2 p.m. On one occasion, a fire bomb went off in the men's locker room but nothing was reported missing. In most cases the thief was interested in money and valuables, since no clothing was taken. S^curity is investigating the thefts and a few suspects are under surveillance, according to Ron Brinkman of S ecurity. "To the best of our knowledge, no master key is in the wrong hands," said Brinkman. "Locks are being cut off and removed-personal locks and Parkside locks." Brinkman suggests that students not put any money in their lockers if at all possible. He also suggests the use of case-hardened locks that cannot be cut with bolt cutters, and to report anything suspicious to the Security office immediately. There is a reward fund for informers who give information leading to the arrest and conviction of the thief/thieves. One way to make personal items safe, according to Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl, is to install airport lockers where the lockers would be visible and patrons would receive a key after inserting a coin into the locker. But, Dannehl pointed out, there are no funds available for such lockers. "The administration is very concerned and very hopeful Security may be apprehending the thieves very soon," said Dannehl. "But until they are caught, do not leave any valuables, especially money, in the locker rooms." Small business course offered Managing Employees in a Small Company" will be the topic of a five-session course at Parkside from 6:30 to 9 p.m. on Thursdays- Nov. 3, 10, 17 and Dec. 8 and 15-in Union Room 104-106. Cost is $50 and persons should pre-register by calling 553-2047 or 553-2620. Instructor for the sessions will be Parkside business management professor Dennis Laker, a former Dental recruitment on campus Charles Alexander, recruiter for Marquette's Dental School, will be at Parkside on Friday, Oct. 21 to talk to students interested in Marquette's dental program. Alexander will be in the Minority Student Program office, WLLC D198, at 1 p.m. small business manager who has presented numerous workshops and seminars at area firms. Laker, who holds a master's degree in industrial-organizational psychology from the University of Illinois and who is currently completing PhD work in that subject, also teaches personnel administration, selection and placement and training and development courses at Pakside. Topics to be covered in the five sessions include selecting, orienting and training new employees; improving management-employee communication; compensation and salary administration; and motivating employees for improved productivity. The program is sponsored by Parkside Business Outreach/Small Business Development Center in conjunction with UW-Extension. Winter Carnival planning /****************** & * American Motorshow J 4 with X * JIM BRADLEY £ J WRJN - 1400 AM { if 6:05-6:30 A.M. 3:30-4:00 PM X jf MONDAY THRU FRIDAY X Students who are interested in planning the 1984 Winter Carnival are encouraged to contact the Student Activities Office, Union 209. There are 14 designated seats appointed through the five major student organizations and five studentat- large seats available for students who would like to join in the planning of the event. Winter Carnival, to be held Feb. 13-17, is designed to develop friendship and camaraderie through a variety of club and individual events. The festivities traditionally begin with a parade on Monday and conclude with a dance on Friday. The first Winter Carnival committee meeting will be on Monday, Oct. 24. Do something worthwhile... 1W-1W... TPiP-TfcP Join the Ranger Stop in the Ranger office, WLLC D139, next to the Coffee Shop The Fine Arts and Humanities Divisions present PARADOX STUDIO THEATRE Midnight Dream a new play by Luis O. Arata An alchemist and his assistant search for meaning in the nightly heavens. Their humorous and poignant quest leads them to discover more than they wish to know. ONE PERFORMANCE ONLY AT UW-P ^ Wed., Nov. 2, 8 pm. Communication Arts Studio Theater .M?n n,hIc il )eK 50 3'"den,Bi «•«. senior cttteens; rw!nn ™ H ?,00r' $3 and W. tickets at Fine Arts Stf"S® and Un,°" ,n,° Center. For information, can 5&J-4501. This performance is sponsored bv a grant from the Wisconsin Humanities Committee. . 8 Thursday, October 20,1983 RANGER Brian Kitzmann Francois Cecile Lavonne Michaud Thomas Sinnett Kimberlie Kranich Robert Goll Maria Ambrose Robin White Linda A. Winzer Scholarships reward academic excellence About $9,000 in Molinaro and Alumni Association Merit Scholarships has been awarded to Parkside students based upon their superior academic performances. Scholarships paying for three Parkside pre-medicine students' 1983-84 tuition, which is $1,209 a year, went to the winners of the George and Madeline Molinaro Pre-Medicine Scholarship Fund, established three years ago by Madeline Molinaro, widow of the Kenosha civic and labor leader, who as a prominent state assemblyman, introduced legislation in 1965 which established Parkside. The Molinaro Scholars are sophomore Lavonne Michaud, Kenosha; freshman Linda Winzer, Kenosha; and freshman Francois Cecile, Racine. Graduates of Parkside's widely recognized pre-medicine program, FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE 41 TO BANK 'i l-ffO( K TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 mnBER vnir based in the university's science division and advised by life science professor Anna Marie Williams, have been admitted to medical schools at rates far exceeding the national average. Several Parkside pre-med graduates have gone on to medical school and returned to Kenosha or Racine to establish private practices. Incoming freshmen who are winners of $1,000 merit scholarships at Parkside, money for which came* from the university Alumni Association's fund-raising campaign this year, are: Maria Ambrose, Kenosha; Robert Goll, Kenosha; Kimberlie Kranich, Racine; Thomas Sinnet, Racine; Robin White, Racine; and Brian Kitzmann, Sturtevant. Those students ranked in the top 10 percent of their high school graduating classes. In addition, Parkside business majors Martin Rheaume, Racine, and Ellen Breitbach of St. Francis, Wis., each were awarded $400 scholarships from the Milwaukee Chapter of the Data Processing Management Association. Peer Support awards scholarships Peer Support has awarded scholarships to Rosalie A. Mutchler and Kristine Sandow. Each will receive $50 to help with their college expenses. These awards are intended for the fall 1983 semester. Mutchler attended St. Catherine's High School in Racine, graduating in 1962. She then attended Gateway Technical School parttime in 1979-80. After Gateway, she went to college in Ohio part-time. Currently, Mutchler is a full-time student and has not attended college within the past seven years. Mutchler hopes to seek a degree "which will enable me to pursue a career in social work and counseling." She is interested in psychology and sociology courses and expects to gain much personal satisfaction in developing her career. Sandow attended Edgerton High School and graduated in 1962. She has been unemployed for over a year. Her educational goals are simple and straight forward,. She intends to study a variety of subjects that interest her and this will combine with her vast work history in order to produce a more employable person. She will eventually become more self-sufficient and gain confidence in herself. •••••••• Two $50 scholarships are being offered by Peer Support, a major student organization concerned with helping non-traditional students (23 years of age and older) make a successful return to academic life. Applicants should be those who plan to enroll at least part-time at Parkside in Spring '84. Application blanks are available in the Peer Support office (WLLC D- 175) or you may call (553-2706). Applications are due Dec. 1. Checks will be mailed Dec. 31. Licensed drinkers New program endows Should drinkers be licensed? A Wisconsin legislator thinks so. Rep. John Medinger's bill would require high school graduates to pass a test if they want to drink legally before turning 21. That way, says Medinger, young drinkers learn "the rules of the road." Two incoming freshmen studehts at Parkside, Mary Haen and Jeffrey Beard, both of Kenosha, recently were awarded American State Bank Merit Scholarships of $1,000 each to be used for their first two years of university work. The scholarship program was established this year by the Kenosha bank's board of directors as an endowment fund for students from Kenosha County to attend Parkside. The bank began the endowment with a $5000 gift and intends to contribute additional funds each year. American State Bank Merit Scholarships are awarded annually on the basis of academic achievement in high school and potential for excellent in university work. Haen, of 3603 10th Ave., a 1983 graduate of Bradford High School who maintained a perfect 4.0 grade point average (straight A's) during her high school career, has entered Parkside's accelerated three-year pre-medicine program. Beard, of 4918 70th St., a 1983 graduate of St. Joseph's High School who ranked in the top one percent of the nation's' collegebound students on his college admissions examinaton, plans to major in business and pre-law at Parkside. Scholarship recipients are selected by a committee of Parkside faculty. NSF fellowships selected The National Research Council, in conjunction with the National Science Foundation, will select candidates for the Foundation's programs for Graduate Fellowships and Minority Fellowships. Final selection of Fellows will be made by the Foundation, with awards to be announced in March 1984. NSF Fellowships are intended for students at or near the beginning of their graduate study, and will be awarded for study or work leading to master's or doctoral degrees in the mathematical, physical, biological, engineering, and social sciences, and in the history and philosophy of science. Eligible applicants will, in general, be college seniors or first-year graduate students who, at the time of application, have not completed more than 20 semester/30 quarter hours, or equivalent, of study in any of the aforementioned science and engineering fields following completion of their first baccalaureate degree. The annual stipend for NSF Fellows will be $8,100 for a 12 month tenure. The deadline for applications is Nov. 23. For further information and applications contact the Fellowship Office, National Research Council, 2101 Constitution Avenue, Washington, D.C. 20418. Loan application fee illegal A $10 fee for processing Guaranteed Student Lpans applications is illegal, the Minnesota Higher Education Coordinating Board has decided recently. It struck down a request from the University of Minnesota and a state association of financial aid adminstrators to change the state loan contract to permit a GSL fee. Campus officials say the fee is needed to cover rising administrative costs and insure speedy processing of applications. The board saw the fee as a potential burden on needy students, however. HANGER Wind Ensemble to perform 9 Thursday, October 20,1983 Three innovative contemporary wind ensemble selections and two works from early band-music eras will be performed by the Parkside 40-piece wind ensemble, conducted by music professor Mark Eichner, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, Oct. 27 in the Union Cinema Theater. Tickets, available at the door, are $1 for all students, senior citizens and UW-P staff and $2 for others. Featured contemporary selections are Vincent Persichetti's "Masquerade for Band," which develops a short musical passage through a series of variations; Normal Dello Joio's "Colonial Ballads," a set of six movements that presents a "feast of orchestral colors; ' and Alan Hovhaness' "Journey to a Holy Mountain" from Symphony No. 20 for Band, a piece that reflects the composer's Armenian heritage through its mystic and hypnotic character. u Tlband music selections are Haydn Wood's "Mannin Veen-Dear Isle of Man," which is representative of the early 20th century English practice of transcribing folk songs into hypnotic settings for band and which was one of the first works to use the band as a concert organization; an(j Louis gpohr's Notturno," for Turkish Band, Opus 34, a German classical piece composed in the spirit of a Mozart serenade incorporating a number of dance styles including a minute, a march, a theme and variations and a spirited finale. e, "S'oj y'Sombra" ("Sun and Shade"), a Spanish march by George Gates, will close the program. Earn $ by selling advertising for Ranger. For more information, contact Catherine Chaffee in the Ranger office. EK"* W "usio Vivian Rodriguez Racine- Professor Mark Eichner, set for 8 p.m. on upcoming concert by the University of Wisconsin* hursday' 0ct- 27« in the Union Cinema Theater. IBM Personal Computers piSCOUMS AVAILABLE All f aculty, staff and students are eligible For more information call or write IBM National Accounts Division, 611 E. Wisconsin Ave. Milwaukee. Wl 53202 (414) 347-6000. YTWTWtTiTirjj Happy Birthday, James Ross Buchanan Congratulations Andy & Brenda, you lucky mom and dad. Best wishes from all of us on the Ranger staff. 10 Thursday, October 20, 1983 RANGER "I Am A Camera'' Milwaukee theater presents "Midnight Dream" that his work is no longer considered valuable. Along with the play's other character, Nog, the alchemist's assistant, Alexander embarks on a search for meaning amid "an atmosphere of fantastic realism..in the contemporary world." The characters are portrayed by Eric Ness, as Alexander, and Paul Zawadsky, as Nog. Ness and Zawadsky received favorable review for their performances opposite each other in Arata's "The World and Other Inventions," which was performed-at Parkside last spring. Ness, who grew up in LaCrosse, has performed at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival, the Champlain Shakespeare Festival in Burlington, Vt„ and with the Nebraska Theater Caravan. Zawadsky, a Stevens Point native, has performed with the prestigious Arena Stage Theater in Washington and the Fort Worth (Tex.) Shakespeare Festival. Both performers are graduates of UW-Milwaukee's Professional Actors Training Program. Are activities beneficial? Does participation in outside activities increase students' satisfaction with college life or interfere with it? Past sociological studies produced contradictory answers, but a new look at the question by Richard McKaig, assistant dean of students at Indiana University, indicates that not only are students happier with college life when they participate in outside activities, but the more active their participation, the more satisfaction they derive. The exceptions are student government and residence hall organizations, where the most active students are the most dissatisfied. Using the College Student Satisfaction Questionnaire (CSSQ),. Form C, as a standardized test, McKaig measured the general satisfaction with college life among a sample of 10 percent of the juniors and seniors at IU. With a Student Activities Questionnaire he developed, McKaig also measured the correlation between the degree of satisfaction and the level of participation. Those students highly active in student government and residence hall organizations proved to be less satisfied with college life than those at the lowest level of participation. It's hard to draw cause-and-effect conclusions from such studies, McKaig says, but he thinks student governments generally seek political reforms rather than social ones, and those come more slowly. An administrator himself, McKaig says, "Maybe we frustrate those people more than we haVe to ." Special: 25% off Jube Jells Week of Oct. 17 California Mix Licorice Bully Malted Milk Balls Milk Caramels Orange Slices Peanut Butter Chip Peanut Clusters Peppermint Kissses Rootbeer Barrels Sour Balls Spearmint Leaves Starlite Mints Caramel Targets Cinnamon Discs Candy Pops Corn Nuts Assorted Perky Assorted Royal Assorted Toffee Bridge Mix Burndt Peanuts Butterscotch Discs Candy Coffee Discs Caramel Bully Chocolate Drops Chocolate Jots Chocolate Peanuts Chocolate Raisins Chocolate Stars Jelly Beans California Mix Caribbean Delicacy Watermelon Sparklers Cinnamon Bears Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts Sunflower Seeds Student Food Mix Yogurt Malted Milk Balls Yogurt Peanuts Scott Niles and Mary Beth Kelleher rehearse a scene from "I Am A Camera," the Dramatic Arts fall main stage production. Performances are Oct. 28, 29, 30 and Nov. 4 and 5 in the Communication Arts Theater. Ranger photo by Todd Herbst I Milwaukee's Paradox Studio • Theatre will bring its production of Luis D. Arata's new two-character play, "Midnight Dream," a humor-, ous and poignant tale of an aging alchemist's search for life's meaning, to Parkside at 8 p.m. on Wednesday, Nov. 2 in the Communication Arts Studio Theatre. Advance tickets, available at the Union Information Center, are $2.50 f or senior citizens and UW-P students and staff; $3.50 for others. Tickets at the door are $3 a nd $4. Limited seating is available, so advance registrations are encouraged and can be made by calling Parkside's Fine Arts Division at 553-2581. The performance is being supported by a grant from the Wisconsin Humanities Committee and is sponsored by Parkside's Fine Arts and Humanities divisions. In "Midnight Dream," Arata, a native of Argentina who holds an undergraduate degree in physics and a PhD in literature and theater from Cornell University, creates an elderly alchemist, Alexander, who must come to grips with the fact RANGER _ Yarborough heads Learning Lab by Carol Kortemlick , .. 11 Thursday, October 20, 1983 Hidden in a deep, secluded corner of the library, in level D-l, lies the Learning Lab. Thelma Yarborough is the new coordinator of the Learning Lab and is also teaching Reading and Study Skills. Yarborough arrived at Parkside on May 15 from Washington, D. C. where she had worked for two institutions teaching Afro-American studies, History, Reading and Study skills. She enjoys the informal atmosphere at Parkside and finds the new equipment more effective. Her true reason for coming to Parkside, she said, is because "it is the birthplace of academic freedom." Many students are ignorant of the Learning Lab's value. The Learning Lab is seen as the place to help get "slow" students through college. Yarborough sees this label as particularly inhibiting for all students, especially when it can help with research, improve study skills and even teach one how to take exams more effectively. She enjoys the Learning Lab, yet hopes to see some much-needed improvements. In any institution, Yarborough's top priority is the students. Her goal at Parkside is to promise the growth of the Learning Lab and from there to facilitate learning for all students. Her dedication to the Learning Lab is mixed with a concern that all individuals obtain an equal opportunity for higher education. She feels many people lose the chance for better education due to their low financial status, in that the middle class sets a standard for Painting techniques taught The painting techniques of old masters will be examined in a University Extension one day art class, and students will learn to use a number of different painting methods, such as grisaille, glazine, and underpainting. The instructor, Ingrid Gjerlev Harper of Racine, began her art education in Copenhagen, Denmark, her native land. She has since received M.A. and M.F.A. degrees in painting from the University of Iowa, and a masters degree in teaching art from the University of New Hampshire. Her experience has included teaching, exhibiting in numerous shows and galleries, and designing for industry, a publishing company, and an art museum. The class is intended for either the person who would like to start using oil paints, or one who has already achieved some proficiency with that medium or similar media — for example, acrylic, alkyd or watercolor. The class will be held on Saturday, November 12, from 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., in Tallent Hall. Students are asked to register by Nov. 4 with University Extension, phone (414) 553-2312. The fee is $15i > Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Sea0rams itvtn Croum Croum '"town u i gwuM" s#"*'"5<* """it Si«»«tso« 0 8'i iiwmi «s s o taste of Seagram ^ * w Damcefoter stirs Seren&Seren '© 1983 SEAGRAM DISTILLERS CO.. N Y . N Y AMERICAN WHISKEY-A BLEND 80 P ROOF. Scyeii-Up",and '7U P" aie trademarks qf the ,Seven Up Company. The Parkside interview RANGER Dean's list... by Jill Whitney Nielsen Associate Professor of English, Jim Dean has been with Parkside since 1970. He graduated from the College of William and Mary in Virginia and went on to receive his Ph.D. from the Shakespeare Institute at the University of Birmingham, England. He lived in Stratford- upon-Avon for two years. Awarded the Fulbright Grant, he spent 1977 and 1978 traveling around South America, teaching Contemporary American Poetry at Brazilian Universities. As well as Shakespeare, his interests lie in Contemporary Comparative Poetry. •••••••• What are your feelings on collective bargaining? To quote Ben Franklin, "If we don't hang together, we'll all hang separately." I was affiliated with the AFL-CIO, checking contracts for the musicians' union and without it, many of them would have been up a creek, so to say. So you're in favor of it? Sure. You are no less a professional when you're part of an organization. How useful do you feel tenure is? "I want total commitment from my students. Halfway is no way." Very useful. Without it we wouldn't have the protection of freedom of speech. Well, what about people who are awarded tenure and don't deserve it? There's always some dead wood floating around, but good people more than compensate for that. What about the ones who deserve it and don't get it? It's more of a supply and demand situation, rather than the deserving being deemed deficient. There are just too many qualified people and not enough jobs. How do you feel about the balance between teaching and research? PIZZA PLUS ^(FORMERLY SHAKEY'S PIZZA) LAI HROP & 21ST (ALMOST) RACINE 633-6307 *******^*********? Teaching should be the main thing, the main goal. But research is for keeping you "alive," keeping you informed and in touch with what you're teaching. But it's the students first, then the art. Do you think we place too much emphasis on research? No, some schools do, but not Parkside. ' •••••••* How do you like Parkside? I m glad to be here. You have the chance to do many things that may interest you instead of being pigeon-holed into one field. I also love the area, right next to the park, near the lake. Water, I think is very important to well-being. How do you like teaching? Teaching is fun. Everything is for the students. When you begin to teach, the text is the most important thing, but after a few years working with the students, their ideas and their responses to the literature become more important. There's the real reward. How do you feel about the relationship between the faculty and administration? We have both a corporate and a collegiate structure. The power goes up and down at the same time, but more often down. What about your own division? We have some good people in Administration. The current Chairman of Humanities is very good We've had some rare luck with our chairmen. And all of our people are not only excellent within the division, but they get invoked in the whole aspect of UW-P, heading committees, etc. How do you think Humanities compares with other divisions? It s still aive. But we could use more attention from upstairs. •••••••• How do you like the students at UW-P? We have a very wide range in age and experience that's a definite Associate Professor of English James Dean plus. I feel it's gotten better. Admission is more selective, so we're getting a higher caliber of student. Do you think they're apathetic, not wanting to get involved? You can't be apathetic in class; you'll never last. I want total commitment from my students. Halfway is no way. Wouldn't you like to see more students involved outside of class? Sure I would. But it's a commuter school. You have to bump into each other on the ^streets, in the supermarkets, at the gas stations to get the interaction you mean. Wouldn't dorms be the answer? Dorms would certainly help. But conditions have improved. For intance, the union. And we now have films, plays, concerts, trips. It's better than it used to be. Education starts in the classrooms, but that's just the beginning. You must come to see things in another light, from fluorescent to neon, so to speak. You're one of the professors who holds classes outside. Do you find that beneficial? Absolutely. It's a totally different atmosphere. The sky's the limit. How would you describe your teaching style? I don't know. I should be asking you that. How do you feel about the education in today's high schools? It's a wonderful time for learning. I think they're doing the best they can with the depressed economy. Schools are understaffed, teacher s are overworked and underpaid, and it's reflected in the educaton kids are getting. What do you think about their cutting certain electives out of the curriculum, such as music and drama? Some of the curriculum still reflect the fad courses of the '70's. Well, fad is fat, and should be cut out, but electives such as music, drama, athletics, certain lit. courses are basic to well-rounded education. The less kids get, the worse off they'll be. I admire the student who with only basics from high school can still do well in college. How has a college education differed in the last ten years? It s different. It may or may not be better, but it is different. Ranger takes all types Come see us at WLLC D139 RANGER 13 Thursday, October 20,1983 Cadets come to Parkside by Sarah Uhlig The last dance here was a huge success with the Protectors. The next dance will be even better with Racine's own R & B CADETS. They're coming back to the Parkside Union Thursday, Oct. 20. Doors open at 8 p.m. Admission is only $1 for Parkside students and $2 for guests. It's tonight, so be there (in Union Square) or be square. * * * * * * * * "Hey, Joe! Doing anything tonight? Want to go to a movie together?" "Good idea! The Verdict is playing in the Union Cinema this weekend, and it's only $1." Yes, "The Verdict" will be showing here at 3:30 p.m. today and will be repeated at 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. on Friday and at 7:30 p.m. on Sunday., Next week's movie will be Night of the Living Dead. * * * * * * * * This Wednesday, Oct. 26, John Hunsbuscher will be performing for the Coffeehouse. Relax and watch him from 12-2 p.m. or 8-10 p.m. in the Union Bazaar. * * * * * * * * The free movie of the week is the famous Psycho. It's the original, uncut movie that was far better than its sequel. Come see it Tuesday night and don't miss the famous shower scene. All of the above events-are sponsored by PAB. * * * * * * * * The Social Science Round Table this week features Prof. Alexander Lichtman. He will talk on "The Soviet Propaganda Machine: Perspectives on the Scholarly Life in Communist Countries III." The program is open to the public at no charge. It will be Monday, Oct. 24, at noon, in Union 106. * * * * * * * * The foreign film this weekend is The Seduction of Mimi. It will be shown Thursday at 7:30 p.m., Saturday at 8:30 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. A few tickets remain for sale for the Thursday and Sunday Foreign Film Series. •••••••• The UW-Extension is sponsoring three courses this week. The first is called "Small Business Loans and How to Obtain Them," on Saturday at 7:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. On Monday there will be two courses offered: "Working with Children of Divorce" and "Divorce for Men: Artist arrives Nationally-known airbrush artist Robert Paschal will visit the Parkside campus on Wednesday, Oct. 26 to present a slide-illustrated lecture at 2:15 p.m. and demonstrate airbrush painting techniques at 3:30 p.m. in Communication Arts Room D-145 (the painting studio.) The presentations are free and open to the public. Paschal, author of the book "Airbrushing for Fine and Commercial Artists," is a full-time artist who earned his bachelor and master of fine arts degrees from the State University of New York and has exhibited work at numerous exhibitions, including the New England Exhibition of Sculpture and Painting, the Ball State University Annual Drawing and Small Sculpture Show and the Minot State National Drawing Exhibition. Recently, he exhibited at a national invitational show focusing on the "Artist and the Airbrush" at San Jose State University. He has lectured on airbrush techniques and history at many colleges and universities, including the Pratt Institute and the Art Students League in New York, the University of Massachusetts and Loyola University. His appearance at Parkside is being organized by the Art Discipline and is funded in part by Exxon Corp. Surviving the Trauma" at 9 a.m. and 7:30 p.m. respectively. Call ext. 2312 f or details. * * * * * * * A workshop called "Parent to Parent" will be held Tuesday at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall, room 182, and is open to anyone. It is sponsored by the Parkside Child Care Center. Call ext. 227 for details. * * * * * * * * Kevin Hamberger, Clinical Psychologist of the Southeastern Family Practice Center, will be speaking on Wednesday, Oct. 26. His seminar, called "Stress," will be at 11:50 a.m. in Union 106. The seminar is free and open to the public." 4 Kenosha Savings and Loan CHECKING! in your choice of TWO great accounts! KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION 5935 7th Ave.—Kenosha, Wis. 658-4861 West Side—7535 Pershing Blvd. 694-1380 Northwest Side-4235 52nd St. 658-0120 South Side—8035 22nd Ave. 657-1340 Paddock Lake-24726 75th St., Rt. 50 843-2388 Lake Geneva—410 Broad St. 248-9141 > I 14 Thursday, October 20,1983 RANGER Chicken McGoebbles Or: over to you, James thZIJwhV irather 3uaint' if somewhat improbable theory that chums that World War Two may never Hmpr hfdl"? Kth»1uChanCellor of Germany Adolf pel shop b u^ess ^ a"d g0nc ,nto the While this theory may be a bitch to prove, it nevernn! i?f US Wth a relatively neat jump-off probabilities ' SpeCulations on recent historical im- Luckily, advances in improbability theory have al- !lw ,re^earchfs m the Historical Oddball Department at Harvard University to construct alternate scenarios with a percentage error of less than .000002 facts per million. While this may not provide us with great insights as to what really happened in history, the conrfthprS,? n theoretical documents provide us with a rather unique view of what might have been. The articles presented below were written by the SUf? a . ors 'n their respective scenarios. There is little true deviation from the purported facts. Hypothesis 1: What if James Joyce worked for NBC Sports: and the plate was stepped step to the plate yes and he saw the pitcher yes and took the stance but the air was cool and the noise was like a thousand yes batting .521 against lefties with the power of the orient yes and it new to him and he looked dark the arabian sun beating yes and he struck yes once struck and it connected yes with the crack yes yes over yes up it flew yes and mcwilliams going back yes and it flew it's over yes it's out of here yes homer yes it is homer yes it is yes and— Yes. Hypothesis 2: What if T.S. Elliott worked for the IRS? Let us go now, you and I, And with the forms conduct our lives. So It Goes* by John Kovalic Oh, do not ask "What was it?" Let us go and make our audit. (In the room the women come and go talking of tax deductibles.) Do I dare, do I dare, disturb the essence of Uncle Sam and deduct the three martini lunches? (I think I know just what his hunch is.) Hypothesis 3: What if Adolf Hitler managed a Burger King? June 5, 1945 Dear Diary, Der last days are upon us, but I know victory will be ours^ Vhich is better? Flame broilink, fryink or gassink? Put three million more burgers in der offens today, but McDonald's is gettink strong. Plot to kill off Ronald by force-feeding him Mayor McCheese vas complete flop. Der Munchkins did not chance sidez after all. Some gerdammint punk kid vanted a burger done his vay. Hoo-boy did I show him. Bet he feels silly valking around mit der cash register shuved up his vear-unt. Hypothesis 4: What if a wizened, senile, B-movie actor became president of the United States? Conclusion: Too ridiculous to contemplate. The Big Chill": Warm and intelligent by Patricia Cumbie "The Big Chill" is a light-hearted drama about the reunion of seven college friends who haven't kept in touch with each other since graduation. The thing that reunites them is the suicide of their friend, Alex. This may not sound too uplifting, but the humor that is utilitized sets the tone for an enjoyable and sensitive movie. The movie opens with Alex's funeral, which ends with an organ rendition of "You Can't Always Get What You Want," his favorite song. During the drive to the cemetery, one gets introduced to each character. Some are very successful, including a doctor, a lawyer, a TV star and a journalist. Together they experience the loss of their friend and gain insight into their own personal experiences since they were last together, in the sixties. How much love, sex, fun and friendship can a person take? THE BIGCHIM In a cold world you need your friends to keep you warm. The movie portrays human nature accurately, as the characters argue and discuss their feelings In one scene, at dinner, a tense atmosphere is broken by Nick (William Hurt), when he says, "If Alex were here, he'd say, 'Pass the dessert."' The cast consists of virtual unknowns, except for William Hurt. They play off one another well. It is plausible that they are a group of close friends. One thing that does deserve mention is the music. If you like music from the sixties, you'll enjoy the soundtrack from this movie. As I watched, I was humming and my feet were tapping. The movie stars Glenn Close, Kevin Kline, William Hurt, Jobeth Williams, Tom Berenger, Jeff Goldblum, Mary Kay Place and Meg Tilly. This is a movie worth seeing. It is nice for a change to see a movie with adults and an intelligent and enjoyable plot. Once Ober Easy On Trac! by Dick Oberbruner "Before the Trac II" (Rewritten after reading W.B. Lockwood's "Language of the British Isles, Past and Present") There is, as yet, no means of knowing through what eons of time males have been shaving. He has certainly seen Ice Ages come and go with scraggly chins — the fragments of the human skull from the Thames gravel at Batsmeat has remains of stubble. It makes no odds, therefore, that man did not begin shaving until a quarter of a million years ago. His earliest attempts may have been accompanied by* the earliest screams — wh oops only a heated simian would respond to. With the power of oral expression came the need to shave and compare, an intregal factor in man's gradual emancipation from five o'clock shadow to the smoothness of a newborn's hinder. And when his technique was at last perfected, he was then man indeed — eligible and macho. These attributes have been part of the general evolution of the male ego who can say how many tribes of homo d'nubbens have wandered the tundra in search of a reflecting pool? Looking back through unshaven millenia, the imagination dimly comprehends males attracting females by looks rather than by club. Each and every male must have possessed a sharp edged rock or stick to scrape away the accumulation of facial fringe. Only the details are lost, for though archeology brought much understanding of even the remotest ways, for our purposes the jaw of prehistoric man is unclear. Of the transition from brutish profile to Gatsby silhouette we know little, other than the myriad attempts at using metal cutting edges to swipe away goatee. In any case, we know for a fact, man was unable to shave that morning for the dawning of history. Yet some of the archeologist's finds permit at least (what has been called) the Aqua Velva factor. Some 25,000 yea rs ago, we are told, the last European Straight-Edge Age was reaching its climax. Most of Britain had been under some strain to relieve after-burn. The warming climate and the receding glacier brought a springlike atmosphere — a frivolity the pain stricken males would have to pass up. Herds of reindeer and bison paraded along pastures adjacent to man's communities, yet man was unable to cope with the hunt due to windburn. The harpoon and spear once used to kill his prey were the tools of his demise when it came to steppin' out. We are ignorant of the real intent of these people, but we still know them well for they are the same stock and culture as those Cro-Magnon shavers whose need for a panacea outlasted their need for a cookout. Intelligence of this calibre bears witness to the advanced after-shave tech- Xlh ^ modern da from the glacier as a skin coolant. y Billings. They used ice The bearers of such a culture will undoubtedly have shaven a full ™esa week- C0I"parable in principle to any found today. Along : e lines, women found the need to scrape the hair off their lees to expenence the same cooling effect. 8 or^il^Yr h3d 3pfeal in mind 11 win have *>een abundant in ex- E? \ ?nces between (what seemed beforehand) hairy upfigure fw lch^ndiv ri V? certainly have Possessed a special bodily brawls. '"dividual, for use ,n courting rituals and tag-team «rwl!h>TanS^p WOuId be a halbnark the Shaving Age in a society ^ til analogies among smooth skins today be any guide must have invested good looks with an aura of slovenliness. 8 ' * Carl's Corner Again I'm here upon the bus, Around me people swear and cuss. We all sit still and breathe our air divided by sixty is about two inches square. The bus stops fast and smacks my face ?Su 2dd?e n?lyb Lthpela ,dy ri1v3e8r Wtuirthn sa larSe brief case. and I develop aisle burns, as to the front I bounce and roll, and wrap my teeth around a pole. So when we get to school, look for me. I won t be hard to find, you see J5r,midst the jumble and the mess 111 be the one tapping S.O.S. by Carl Chcrnouski iMSS* S « J «J.,» ,t !•»«... „ „ „„ „ . BANGER Services Offered Typing and calligraphy. Speedy service, call Louise, 654-4505. Typing service, 10c a page, double spaced; 15<c sin gle. 551-8174, ask for Chris. RSK Typing Services. Professional results. Very reasonable. Call 554-0953. Have YRU play at your gig now! Low Frat Rates. 453-7994. Typing available-contact Joan, WLLC D-195, ext. 2605. Wanted McCarthyism history book for History 102. Call 694-7704. Singers Wanted!! Women's barbershop harmony rehearsal, Mon. nights. Racine Holy Communion Church, 2000 W. Sixth St. For Sale Cookie's Clowns selling wigs, make-up, novelties, balloons (with helium optional), twisty animal balloons. Let Cookie make you up for parties. 694- 1641. Drum Set: 8 piece Ludwig. Good condition. Call 658-3052. Personals To my cute little bump, I'm sorry! Love, Bunny toes. Ken Meyer wears Pinnochio underwear and never lies. G. Riely-he's a lumberjack and he's O.K.... Park Ave. this Sat. night! 75c champagne until 9 p.m. Why Are You? Yes YRU!! Hottest new band from Milwaukee. Scott Curty: 143 forever...Princess. Joe Friday: Massive mammaries are filled with massive gas. Carol J.A. Looking good! Especially from the back! Love T. Vicki Sliwinski, congratulations! Don't forget-bowling shoes and hoop skirt!! Pretzel-Your takedowns are thrilling and your holds are like glue, but I still lead in pins, 4 to 2. Pretzel-Will you surrender without conditions? K.Z. Welcome back. Now about that research paper...GET TO WORK!! Show us your current Parkside ID or Alumni Card and the first beer is on us. Carl's Pizza, somewhere in Racine. ready forVaT Aancing shoes ready for Park Avenue Satur- SdTJor WUcT °n the h'wiU°give you'guts'3'5''1 Bran" UG: Tonight 9:00, Bring the Raisin Bran and let's not eet caught this time.. Your buddy, Classified ads Rod: The secret is out. Everyone knows you're the "Park Avenue Kid!!!" BC: The slide show was interesting. ...!!! Thanks! JAK: Welcome back. I missed you a lot last weekend. TB Paielli's Dave: I sure love those fresh buns. Your main squeeze. B.D.: Wanna get "tucked in" this weekend? Computer Club: Get off Ascii and do something!! Asttrm Guess Who!! Rust Ahles: What happened to your sexy cutoff shirts??!! Tom: Your Fuscia really brightens (blinds) my day. Love, T. Sweetness: How many times must I tell you you move me, you Mayflower Employee!! B.L. 15 Thursday, October 20,1983 B.L. Thank you. I love you. Sw. Ludlow: Do I get an. "A" for prose? Happy Anni. Come on kids, cut that out!!! Bon-Bon Dahling-see you next week for the amazing analysis. Can't wait, dahling!!! Mol: Hang in there. Christmas comes on the wings of time. Sandler lives, Snooky. I'll he there. Just call!! Dimple!! uw - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents COLLEGE DAVS A Package For Students That Like Skiing Or Just Love A Great Time Arrungemenfs by ECHO TRAVEL INC. WITH TRANSPORTATION JANUARY 1 -9 Steamboat FOR TWO WEEKS IN JANUARY STEAMBOAT FILLS UP WITH STUDENTS IT'S A GREAT TIME YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THE OFFICIAL "COLLEGE DAYS" PACKAGE INCLUDES MOTOR COACH TRANSPORTATION, SIX NIGHTS A T LUXURY CONDOMINIUMS RIGHT IN STEAMBOAT VILLAGE, FOUR DAYS LIFTS, HOT TUB HAPPY HOURS, GIANT PARTIES, AND A GUARANTEED GREAT TIME. SECOND BUS IS NOW FILLINGI SIGN UP AT THE UNION BUILDING - ROOM #209 OR FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 16 Thursday, October 20,1083 Psvcho-Bahhlp Lord, what food those morsels be Out on a Linn by Rick Luehr In recent weeks TV Guide has run two fascinating articles entitled "Three's Company: What's It Trying to Tell Us?" and "Dallas vs. Dynasty: Which is Better?" 'Now that's what I like to see-a return to hard-hitting, investigative journalism. For too long now TV Guide has had stories on unimportant, frivolous topics. It's so nice to see them returning to what journalism is all about. Following in this trend, TV Guide will be running the following articles in the coming weeks: "Hegelian Philosophy in 'The Dukes of Hazzard'," "Was Darwin Right?: The 'Mr. Smith' Story," •4'The Shakespearean Roots of The 'A' Team'," and "'T.J. Hooker': Man or Myth?" Be sure to read these thoughtprovoking, stimulating articles in TV Guide, the last bastion of true journalism. * * * * * * * Hello, I'm Orson Welles. After a hard day of whatever it is that I'm doing these days, I like to sit down to a truly fine meal. And do you know what makes a meal really special? Food. That's right, food. -You know, food's not just for special occasions. You can eat it every day. There are so many ways to prepare food. You can boil it, bake it, fry it or put it in a salad. As a matter of fact, you can do almost anything with it. And food's not only for meals, but also makes a tasty, nutritious snack. Just the thing to give to the kids after they get home from school. In my opinion, the best way to serve food is with a nice cool beverage. So remember, the next time you're hungry, try food. You won't regret it. (This has been a message from the International Food Producers Council). • • * • • • * * Tragedy struck the advertising world today with the demise of the Kool-Aid walking pitcher. Apparently hearing a construction worker mention how thirsty he was,_ the pitcher broke through the outside wall of a building and plunged 40 stories to his death. All that was left of him was a red splotch, presumably cherry, and several rapidly melting ice cubes on the sidewalk. When asked to comment, the construction worker said, "All I said was 'Boy, I could sure use something to drink,' and all of a sudden, this red guy came bustin' through the wall and hollered, 'Oh yeah, Kool-Aiiii....'. "You know, that so b, made a hole in that stupid wall that's gonna take all day to fix. Serves the bastard right, the stupid fu.." The pitcher is survived by his wife and three small dessert glasses. Orson Welles is the official bloated thespian of the 1984 Olympic Games The Death of Lady Bess by Kendyl Marie Linn Used cars are peculiar. Even without minds of their own, or any kind of emotion, they can get temperamental. Rather like some women, I'm sure the male gender would agree. Perhaps this is the reasoning behind giving cars women's names. Bearing this in mind, my experience with Bessie, a 1969 Dodge Dart, should have come as no surprise. On a very rainy Tuesday, Bessie and I, along with a friend named Janice, ventured into the untamed wilds otherwise known as the Hills of Vernon. Having accomplished what we set out to do-pillage, plunder and ultimately conquer Hawthorne Center Mall-we set out for the homeland. With time still on our hands, we chanced to visit the Forest and the Bluffs of the Lake. It was there Bessie chose to desert us. At first, she was quite subtle about it; just some general coughing and sputtering. Nothing that we thought would hinder our homeward journey. Then, out of the clear blue (well, gray, actually), Bessie's spunk just disappeared. Which left Janice and me stranded in the middle of Sheridan Road. To our good fortune, a valiant black night drove up in a Cadillac and attempted to resuscitate Bessie, but she only stayed with us long enough to make it to a nearby station of gas. After much consultation with the wizards and wise men of the station, it was decied that not only had Bessie's drive and spunk gone, but also her carburetor and transmission. They concluded than an evil' force much greater than anything they had encountered had overtaken her. I looked over the shoulders of the wizards, into the depths of the engine, but all I could see were masses of evil gremlins and serpents. I felt truly a damsel in distress. In the meantime, Janice had placed an S.O.S. to her knight in the homeland, Sir Pryse. He arrived a short time later, in his trusty Escort, ready to defend us to the death. That, however, was not necessary as the good wizards managed to trap Bessie, now somewhat of a demon, within an impenetrable force known as a parking garage. And Sir Pryse, the good fellow he was, kindly took us home. However, dear reader, our story ends not here. We did manage to exorcise Bessie once, but, no sooner did we get her on the road than the demons overtook her again. She is currently under the care of some gentle gnomes in the magical land of Illinois. In time, she Will be returned home, where we will be reunited, and then... I'll retire her to the scrap heap. New! In Comm. Arts See Shakespeare's many seductions "Country Matters: Selected Seductions by Shakespeare," a collection of classic scenes from the Bard's most memorable plays performed by a five-member cast of nationally known stage and screen actors including Anthony Zerbe, Lee Meriwether and Robert Beltran, will be presented at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, Nov. 8, in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets-# for UW-P students and $5 for others-and advance seating reservations are available at the campus Union Information Center. For more information call 553-2345 or 553-2278. The performance, produced by Cameo Entertainments of Santa Cruz, Calif., is being sponsored by the student Parkside Activities Board. The production is designed to appeal to a wide audience and will include scenes from Shakespeare's greatest works, among them "The Taming of the Shrew," "Hamlet," "Julius Caesar," "Othello," "As You Like It," and "Much Ado About Nothing." Zerbe, a versatile actor who has performed extensively on stage and screen, is most widely known for his Emmy Award-winning portrayal Introducing ... Johnsenville SMURFWURST The fuzzy treat that's fun to eat! For the beach or ballpark, Smurfwurst are made with them loveable Saturday I morning muffitts! Just plain good! of Lt. Trench in ABC-TV's "Harry- 0" series starring the late David Jansson. Zerbe recently appeared opposite Elizabeth Taylor in the Broadway revival of "The Little, Foxes" and he played the lead role in the play "Solomon's Child." His film credits include feature roles in "The Turning Point," "Who'll Stop the Rain?," "The First Deadly Sin," and "Soggy Bottom, U.S.A" as well as appearances in the movies "Rooster Cogburn," "Papillon" and "Cool Hand Luke." Zerbe also has a co-starring role in the recently released film "The Continued on Page 17; ™.EhBeltAa! aJ? ,The Country munication Arts Theater on Nov. 8M. atters" cast wUl b e at the ComShakespeare Continued from Page 16 Dead Zone," based on the book by Stephen King. Other stage credits include seasons with the Milwaukee Repertory Theatre, Canada's Stratford Theatre and the Mark Taper Forum, where Zerbe appeared in the original production of "The Catonsville Nine," and as Iago in "Othello," co-starring James Earl Jones. Meriwether, who co-starred in the long-running CBS-TV series "Barnaby Jones,", with Buddy Ebsen, is a former Miss America with numerous stage, TV and film credits. Among the films she has appeared in are "The Courtship of Eddie's Father," with Glenn Ford, "The Legend of Lylah Claire," with Ernest Borgnine, "Angel in My Pocket," with Andy Griffith and "The Undefeated," with John Wayne. Meriwether served as a judge for this year's Miss America Pageant, broadcast recently on national TV. The other performers to appear in "Country Matters" are: Robert Beltran, who recently won favorable reviews for his portrayal of the title role in the offbeat comedy flim "Eating Raoul," and who has performed with the Californisa Shakespeare Festival in productions including "As You Like It," "A Midsummer Night's Dream" and "Hamlet;" Joyce Fideor, best known for her recurring roles in the TV daytime dramas "Ryan's Hope" and "Another World," and who began her theatrical career with the Yale Repertory Theatre where she performed in plays including "Puntulla," "The Durango Flash" and "The Three Sisters;" Roy Dotrice, who has been described by The Times of London as one of the world's greatest Shakespearean actors and who has performed in numerous plays with England's prestigious Royal Shakespeare Company including "A Midsummer Night's Dream," "King Lear" and "The Taming of the Shrew." The Funny Paper CaDer rifnROWcS>YSELrTOl(WHY S»tS!CRETARY AND TOLD HER ' UNDERSTAND YOU AND M*HAUV»INGP ALNE A FHFAAVIER BEEN WHAT MAKE5 YOU SAY HE WAS A NICE GUY, MISS? 17 Thursday, October 20,1983 UH... WELL, ON, I CALLED HIS OFFICE JUST ft MINUTE AGO. AND THEV T OLD m HE HAD BEEN, UH, KILLED. S OMEWHERE. WildLife WEEK: EVERYONE KNEW HER! ErfL-SETEATE UTS\O)6?t >T HikEj tOo TSH. 6gt l THft&tS iIWRGAkOj/cAFfjf TB BLOUJ OFF THE FACE ' OifP hT/here oc o. THE Seizor cense fi re BAkftjoV cA"»A DS*O uBjfOld oosheo I S Pefbft7F& F&AIKJ FOR Tomorrow All in the Faculty TTTBH^FIAOEVCAExLy tCzALaSOASKASM, WUAErRiOhVH. Qr.UiSwS1 ' . :—: . _ ^ V>oqusytcSu eL O£0FT TVhRe.\.S J \ Worn'/ IT STARKOvR AS AH E^THEJ GETTING PickEPUP A fAssi nOf Beaver, WHO its HiQHTtMf HE ^NTTOTHfiCLU© Foft/9 TCAN ?cS!I'THc PAM51 T£ - W H o w ir— John and Rick's Mystery Meat Competition! Try and guess on what day these favorite mystery meats will appear on the cafeteria menu. (Note: they may appear on the same day or even in the same dish.) Cafeteria employees may not enter. Try your luck today. CJ&HJET RASlLT OfFtTtloOZhJ RIMt Ch C/ooisork fs \iR&a*Aus et-hcuft snen CJ/7H... \ t cu«-; -r-r (IAXwk, ?ASS£S IT OFTQA Pl^NlTAffcf WHOHAT ABAO CPA£CsT£ oF/.VrtBA<io THA T p £ O AT T H ATT|/-\ E TO TOCfET WOKSE.ANSWAV T r t fWo ^ f A j u r v \ f > 5 ON ' TH£ BAN D B/SjoH WHf/VTH£ /XvOJSiqfjiTAR.y C^STsTheJ^ J0AU- ^Hl£NoA.^ /ft lT\jg mAaNiOi>T HWEH*O IM O AFIFLt£ r aas T BS the wH'cHTHEH&imA HSOOKl&EW t'R QECt^/yzs 6GCAU&E HeisALiEAtyc (1 vf q6T \KNCWQ UiHATHes pomct^ rswrn o . I . THr iNreiecr\)f)L. Ranger photos by Michael Kailas Cross country team wins UW-M Invitational Three teams parti cipated in the UW-Milwaukee cross country Invitational Oct. 15 and Parkside ran away with first place with 26 points. Milwaukee was second with 29 points and North Park was third with 81 points. Parkside's Tim Renzelmann placed first with a time of 24:36, which broke the old record by 30 seconds. Other Parkside runners, places and times are: Richard Miller (4) 25:27; Mark Hunt *(6) 25:45; Ted Miller (7) 25:45; Andy Serrano (8) 25:46; Mark Manning (15) 26:19; John Brewer (21) 26:59; John Hunt (25) 27:45. Soccer S C or6S The Parkside soccer team won its last three games -against Lake For- „• i„ ' „ «st> St.Scholastra and St. Norbest. The next home game is Saturday, UlL LOrifdo Oct. 22, at 1 p.m. against Dlinois Institute of Technology. NATIONAL EMERGENCY MEDICINE WEEK Caring for Your Emergency Needs Twenty-four hour Emergency Medical Care provided by primary care physicians trained in Advanced Cardiac Life Support and Advanced Trauma Life Support. 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WE ARE HERE TO SERVE YOU 142 Bh) w 2 Hwy 158 3 1 Hwy. 50 j c II £ Hwy 31 In PHONE 656-3202 St. Catherine's Hospital and Medical Center 3556 S eventh Avenue, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53140 414-656-3011 Ranger is now accepting applications for SPORTS EDITOR Job description: • write, edit and assign weekly sports stories • lay out sports pages Requirements: • must be enrolled for at least six non-audit credits • previous editorial experience preferred, but not necessary For job application form, contact Editor Ken Meyer in the Ranger Office, WLLC D139 (next to the Coffee Shoppe). Application deadline is Friday, Oct. 21 at 5 p.m. RANGER 19 Thursday, October 20,198C Tennis team loses three more; record at 2-11 jlllfS Jig: Ranger photo by Michael Kailas by Robb Luehr The Parkside women's tennis team completed its dual meet season last week, finishing with a dual meet record of 2-11, including three losses last week, all at home. On Oct. 10, the Rangers hosted Carroll College. The Parkside netters were only able to win one match out of nine. The only winner for Parkside was the No. 2 doubles team of Ann Althaus and Jackie Ritmer. On Oct. 12, UW-Milwaukee was the opponent. This was a return engagement for the two teams. They played each other earlier this year. The result was then 9-0 in favor of the Panthers. The only thing different this time was the site, as the Rangers failed to win a match. However, the scores were closer than in their first meeting. The last dual meet of the year was on Oct. 14 against UW-Green Bay. The meet was close, but in the end the Phoenix netters outlasted the Rangers 5-4. The winners for Parkside were: No. 1 singles, Ann Wernitznig; No. 5, Ann Althaus; No. 2 doubles Wernitznig-Mary Correa; No. 3 doubles Jackie Ritmer /Linda Masters. Despite the 2-11 record, coach Golf team ends season by Mark Feldman Men's golf coach Steve Stephens wasn't at all sad to see the season end at the District 14 championships Oct. 9-11. In fact, he can't wait for next year to begin. "We have a really young team," he said. "It's a solid nucleus to build on. I'm really excited to start." The team placed fourth out of nine teams at the championship held at the Sentry World golf course. During the regular season Parkside appeared in seven tournaments placing fourth or better in each except the opening meet, where it took ninth place. The Rangers maintained a strong balance of experiehced youth and upperclassmen leadership to build what Stephens called "one of the most consistent Parkside teams in years." Youth, which featured seven freshmen and sophomores, was led by sophomore Rick Elsen, who had the best score in five of the seven season tourneys, while senior captain John Schneider provided the experience. "Our upperclassmen were excellent in their support," Stephens said. "They were very serious about the sport, but they also had a good time." Stephens is confident that with a potential seven returnees he can put together a solid team. "We were in contention in every match we played," he said. "We never really got hot as a team, but we were very capable of it." The high point of the season came at the UW-Oshkosh tournament on Sept. 15 in Appleton, where the Rangers took first place in an 11-team field. In that meet, Elsen and Schneider tied for individual second place, both shooting a 74. "It was a rainy, windy day at Chaska (golf course)," Stephens said. "But we played our most consistent golf of the season." The Rangers went on to place fourth in their own tournament on Sept. 30 at Brighton Dale golf course. "I was really impressed with our play this year," Stephens said. "I am very encouraged by our returning players. "We'll play some matches in the spring to look at new players and others trying out. I can't wait to get out there." Ranger needs sportswriters Noreen Goggin was "pleased overall" with the performances of her players. None of her team members has more than one year of college tennis experience. Next year should be a better one for the Parkside netters, because, according to Goggin, they know what to expect. There is still one event for the tennis team, and that is a doubles tournament at Lawrence University on Oct. 22. WELCOME—V SPORTS QUIZ OF THE WEEK 1.) How many Gold Medals did the 1/.S. win in the 1980 Olympics and what for? 2.) Which PRO Football Team holds the record for the most seasons as league champion? 3.) Name the National League pitcher that struck out more batters than any other. How many was it? Oct. 13 Answers: 1.) Harry Stebtfeldt, 2.) Steve ONeal-98 yds.. 3.) Campy Campaneris. Cesar Tovar. Winners: Lori Windhorst, Toni AUard Win your choice of a "Welcome to Miller Time" T-Shirt or hat by answering the above questions correctly. Answers are to be submitted by the drop box found at the Ranger office no later than 12:00 noon on Monday following this issue. Answers are to include name, Social Security number, phone and address. In case of more than one person with same answers a drawing will be held to determine the winner. The winner will be announced in the next issue of the welcome to Miller Time Sports Quiz. Be a sure winner and submit answers today! to TflilLerTu 20 Thursday, October 20, 1983 Athletic funding cut bv Bob Kieclino RANGER by Kiesling If funding levels are any indication, the Parkside administration believes that studying in the library is more important than taking a phy ed class. The Athletic Department's funding has fallen in the last three years because funds earmarked for the department have been reallocated to higher priority programs like business and engineering, or to the library. The department lost two coaching positions and one secretarial position in 1980, based on an Academic Planning and Program Review, an internal review procedure that determines the university's funding priorities. The university had its budget cut that year, and the Athletic Department lost about $100,000. Also a special review of the school s Coaching Certification Program ^as held last year, and it was decided that two more coaching positions would be cut, one this year and one during the '84-'85 year. And since tffe review is normally held at three-year intervals, the department is facing another review Volleyball Women ranked % 20th by Robb Luehr The Parkside women's volleyball team continues to perform at peak efficiency, going 7-1 over the last 10 days. Their record is now at 24-4, which is good enough to get them ranked 20th in the latest NAIA poll. On Oct. 12, Terry Paulson's team defeated Whitewater in five tough games. The scores: 12-15, 15-9, 15-9 14-16, 15-6. Marycrest College was the Ranger's next victim, on Oct. 13. "$be scores: 15-8, 15-5. The Rangers' next opponent was St. Ambrose, on Oct. 14. Surprisingly, St. Ambrose beat Parkside 3- 15, 15-8, 15-8; this was partly due to Paulson's decision to try different combinations of players. On Oct. 15, the Rangers could be found at Quincy College for a fourteam round-robin tournament. Each match was a best-of-three, but Parkside didn't have to play three games in any of their matches. The Parkside girls beat Quincy 15-10, 16-14; they beat the College of St. Francis 15-10, 15-9; tfiey beat McKendre College 15-4. 15-13. Thus, they were 3-0 in the round robin, with semi-finals and finals to go. In the semi-final, Parkside beat St: Francis again, this time 15-9, 15-9. The final, against McKendre, was easier than the previous match. The Rangers won 15- 6, 15-7. this year. The results of the review will not be known until it is completed next semester, but the athletic staff anticipates further cuts. The Athletic Department is reportedly the only one facing funding losses from reallocation, even though every department is reviewed every three years. "Reallocation is really the name of the game," said Assistant Chancellor Gary Goetz. "We try to wrestle with inflation." He said the reallocations are designed to meet future needs in some programs by cutting funds in others. Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl said the areas that are getting funds from last year's review were never clearly identified. "In the priority of things we maybe further down the list," Dannehl said. "It seems like universities should have library books." The only cut the department is facing so far is the loss of the coachs' salaries, he said. Coach Loran Hein has been notified that his contract will not be renewed at the end of this year, but Dannehl said the department has not decided the other position to be cut. The decision is difficult, he says, because "you not only have to work within certain priorities, you also have to work within contractual obligations." The department has had only minor program changes so far however, said Program Coordinator Steve Stephens. "I wouldn't call it significant yet, he said of the cuts. The department will hire some more part-time instructors, Stephens said, to fill the gaps left by staff losses. But he added that hiring ad hoc faculty, specialists in an area, is obviously less than satisfactory, since we don't have full-time instructors." Last spring Dannehl argued against the cuts with then Vice- Chancellor Lorman Ratner, who had the final say in the reallocations, saying he preferred athletic funding levels be maintained. "We obviously don't agree with it," Dannehl said. "We feel that the services we provide are valuable" "If we felt otherwise,"he continued, "we probably shouldn't be here." Parkside ordered to rehire Collum A Racine circuit judge has order- here it occured) that substantial ed that Parkside rehire, with back under-representation or over-reprepay, former assistant basketball sentation of a defined minority coach Rudy Collum. group will occur," said Flynn. Judge Dennis Flynn ruled Tuesday that Collum was denied rights to a fair hearing and Parkside violated its affirmative ^action policy and the seniority provision of its lay-off policy when Collum's job was eliminated September 1982. Collum taught at Parkside for 10 years and was the highest ranking black member in the Physical Education department. Flynn ruled that Parkside placed Collum "into the larger category of minority persons as opposed to reflecting his employee status as a specifically defined minority group." Parkside argued that seven out of 55 employees in Collum's salary group were minorities. Flynn said that only two of these employees were black. "By linking all four minority groups together it is probable (and Collum claimed that he has been denied a fair hearing on his lay-off. Flynn agreed, saying it was improper that one attorney represented both Chancellor Alan Guskin and the committee that made the decision to uphold the termination. Flynn also said it was improper that the UW Board of Regents asked an employee to review the Collum case. Flynn said when the case went from the independent Board of Regents to a tenured faculty member, a "relationship" still existed between the Regents and the faculty member, although he was tenured. Flynn also ruled that Parkside violated seniority provisions of its lay-off policy because there were two employees in the physical Education department with less seniority than Collum, whose jobs he could have performed. 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