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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, September 29, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 12 No.4 PSGA President, Vice Presi dent Scoon, Buenker -Phillips to switch jobs by KeD Meyer EdItor When PSGA President Mike S<oon and vice-president Jeanne Blenker·Phillips exit tonight's PSGA Senate meeting, they will lave magically switched jobs. Sc:oon, who has been president lin<e Phil Pogreba became moapadtaIA! d due to severe injuries suffered in an auto accident two weeks '10, named Buenker-Phillips' vicepmidenl at an emergency Senate meetillC Sept. 20. TOlliCht,lbe Senate is expected to Iormally approve the appoint- IIleIltand lben lbe metamorphosis Cl<C1IIS. At !be meeting, Scoon will resip, making Buenker- Phillips IIIIIdeal Her first act as president will be to name Scoon as her vice- (IIIidIat. 11Iis act of musical-administralife. dIairs is Dot without a reason, iloIIeter. Scoon, who was elected ~t in last spring's eleciii, doea DDt want to be president. by JtIlDie TaDldei .. News Editor TOnight a new tradition will begin al Parkside ... Homecoming li83. It aU began last year with an idea !rom Athletics and Alumni Associabaa which Was presented 10 the Fall Fest/Winter Carnival student ~ltee. Alter many months of ....... ng, lbe Alumni Committee IIld a student committee developed tile ....ents for this weekend. "Hopefully, in lbe long run, we Mike SCoon "My schedule does not allow me to pUI in lbe time necessary to be president," explained Scoon. "And right now, we're in a very unique situation. We need some strong leadership and we need somebody right now who can step in and do lbe job it takes to be president. and I don't have lbe time to do lbe job efficiently right DOW" Scoon, who recently married, will be starting a tradition because we really don't have any traditions at Parkside," said Terry Tunks, Homecoming committee chairperson. this The three-day event begins afternoon and will run through Saturday night. Last week 18 contestants vied for the King and Queen titles. The penny voting raised $153 for a scholarship fund and narrowed. lbe competition to six seml-fmalists. For Queen: Carmen Acosta, Jeanne Buenker-Phillips and Laura Maes; Homecoming ! Coronation kicks off 3 days of festivities for KiDg: Frallk "Rico" Mejia, Todd Murray and Scott Peterson The final voting .... COIlducted this week. The coronation of !be King and Queen will open today's Homecoming festiVIties at 6 pm wilb an informal galbenng on !be Unioo Patio that opens at 4:30 pm. Tomorrow, a variety show emceed by nationally known comedian- /ijnug!gbleerUMnioicnhaCelineDmavaisTwheilaltebre haetld8 Cannen Aco ta Jeanne Buenker-Phillip p.m. (More information on Davis and lbe variety show is on page 8.) The Alwnni Association has several activities planned for Saturday. A gnU outing from 9 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. will be held at Petrifying Sprin,s for $6. wblch includes greens fees and prizes. A tennis clinic will be from 10 a.m to noon for $5. The PbyEd parking lot will be !be site for lbe WestemStyle BBQ featUrIng charcoal grilled Frank "Rico" Mejia Todd Murray Texas-sized beef sandWIches, com on !be cob, beer and soda, bluegrass music, hayrides and a presoccer game warm-up. T.ckets lor lbe BBQ special 'value ,beef plate, com and l.arge beverage) are $5 for adults and $3 for children. Tom Krimmel. director of !lev. opment and Alumm Alfaus. said that his organization is Iook.mg forward to being involved m this new lraditioll, and he feels it is 0JCe to ba'le sludeDls and ....... -m. INSIDE ... said that he if took over lbe presidency, it would severely afffect his plans to apply to medical school He was supposed 10 graduate this past swnmer, but stayed on this year to serve as vice-presideDt. Wilb !be p"sideocey, be said; it would delay his plans !Ilr • J'IIf "f have certain gnals iD my life that I am to accof1IPIish," said CoIIIiaHd from Pace 11 Wanted: PSGA candidates Students interested In runrong for !be PSGA Senate, SUFAC or lbe Union Advisory Board must submit lbeir petitions Wlth Z5 student signatures to !be PSGA office by tomorrow. The e1ection is Oct. 12 and 13. Each candidate must carry at least six llOlhlIudit credits and mamtam at least I 2.0 GPA Wnte-ill candidates must subnut lbelr petitions five days prior to !be election in order to qualify IS candidates. For more information about !be election, or to obtain • ptlJ_ lion, contact lbe PSGA offIte. WLLC DI39A Student seats available Open student seats are 0\'Ol1a. ble on many laculty comrruttees PSGA urges tudents to parlic~ pate The commntees. followed by lbe number 01 open seats, are; Academic Budget Advisory Committee (I). Academic Plannin& and Program Re\...... 121. Academic Pohcies (II. Col1egJate SkIlls (I), Breadth of KnowJed&e Implementalton 01. Athletic Board (11. Campus PlaDlU" '2" Course and Cumculum (II. En.,· roomental Concerns (2,. Graduate PlanrunR (21. Le<'tu and Ftne Arts .21. anil LIbrary Lam- 'ng Center '21 Contact Ihe PSGA olli ee, WLLC D Uf·A. lor furth« detads Laurie Ma It Peta n together The Homecomiog soccer game between Partside and L'W·M..dison will begin at 2 p lD- saturday on !be soccer field. ..A 101 of campuses have bome<orni.ngs without lootball teams so the idea is DOl as risky as some people rrught tIunk," SOld Tunb "The bi& .....,t.. is a somi-lormal .... Salardaji aI • p.ln. ill JIaiII Place. admi&slon Is $3 for sllldenls and $5 for faculty. staff and A cash bar. tables and bars d'oeuvres and coat .- wW be placed In upper I. .1 10 Place. In Middle Main Place. !be John Bunic Bi& Band and dance noor. A casino, complete WIth blackjack. t'<JIIIotte wbeeII, higb-Iow and otIIor ..... .IIlll he plaJ'"d .. c , 1_ ...... ___ .............r.r........... 1"..,. SfI*IDber •• - ---~ ILetter to the Editor I Ranger stereotypes ba ketball players jib,.. .• GPA blJs bolo .. 10 CIS lor b.......-I.lhe1 DOt 0IlIy canDOt play. bat aIoo their odloIarsIup is iIIlDlOdalely. Rea used tuIt Olliluch sdlool AJl.Ame<. ICIl1 Ooopi 1M efforts to imJlt'O"" 1M ........ ~ 01 1M blstel' ....... 1M Romeo< 1M diJli .e gl\'ell 1M dlalrKt.orlstid of pi> from 1M 'ff!r1 1!llIalr. !ish III I cloudy. Tbe imIIt WID chit tdtJes to 1M 1lotl:otD- But JlaDCos" 011 l\IrTiIlCaplbedllt Tbe Raacu • """'*' IIlOn' 01· I to oome Ob\iouIly. 1M steps tKtIl to build I resp«t>ble ...... ~Also. !reIIImtIl aDd lnIlSf.... W<ft told .... like 1M mmtaUy ill by their • IleWIP" per III I \IlIIl 'Ibis unjuslilltd J like it IIIIdontood we do nor IbouId espect. JYlIlp>u,y from \be RaOCer. 10- give lISIalr \rei_I. Siptd. EN womeldorf top in Ranger office, WLLC D139 next to c'" The Coffee hoppe) -..::-> • SAY, JIM ... DON'T YOU THINK IT'5 ABOUT TIME. YOU WE.RE RESIGNING? Now let's show some life! 'Ibis is il. 10lU--time to pick younclves up and enjoy PlJbide·. FIRST EVER Homecoming Celebration. '!'be lun sta:rts tonigbl with the ooronation 01 the Kine and Queen and ends Saturday night with a semi- Iormal ~/casino nigh\. '!'bere are many activities in _ these two. so there is sornetbinglor everyone. r e beard 1M ever-present pessimists predict that HomecominI will bomb. but that is the very attitude that bas tept student involvement in sad shape since Partside opened. o . sure there are llways the bard·worlting. much active students in the o,&anizations and clubs. but eonsidering the size of \be student body. it is nm nearly representative enough. More students must- get involved- not necessarily help plan and prepare activities sud> as Homecoming and Willter Carnival. but just by supportm« them. SIlo .. up It Homecoming and bave a good time. ******** Another way students can get involved is to participale in \be upcoming PSGA (that means student government) elections. '!'bere are two ways to do this. '!'bose with time to do so should run lor an o((jce and help student govenunent gel things acoomplished on bebalI 01 all students. <Yes. that is wbat PSGA is supposed to d<rand can do with a larger membership.) '!'be other way is to help the PSGA elections. lor those :who laooestJy don·t bave time to join PSGA. is to partiCIpate by votiDC. Believe me. it·s not bard and you "",,'1 be put on any Communist mailing lists. Just vote on Oct. 12 or Oct. 13 to show PSGA (and me) thai we do bave 6000 livioc. breathing students out there somewhere. by Ken Meyer, Editor page I). Mike Scoon and Jeanne Buenker-Phillips. cur· renUy president and vice-president respectively. will switch jobs during the meeting. I'D be at the meeting. but I hope 1 don·t miss !be translonnation-it'D bappen so quickly that 1 migbt miss it if I blink. The reasons lor their switching jobs are valid. The entire situation came about because 01 Phil Pogreba" tragic accident two weeks ago. Scoon. Pogreba" vicepr~ dent, .doesn't want to keep the presidency. and that s his nght. He was elected vice-president. and !be reeenUy-rnarried. soon-ta-graduate Scoon doesn't have time to be president. Although on the surface this switching seems under' handed and questionable. it is luDy within the PSGA . rules and it is a move lor the better. Jeanne is quali· lied lor the presidency and Scoon makes a good vicepresident. The oornmunication between Ibe two sbOU1d help PSGA tremendously. Good IUct. you two. ******* While on the subject 01 PSGA, we should bave a new president alter tonight', Senate meetiDC (see story on WRITERS Cort>!' Anderson. Mike Baumgardner. Todd _ ... Jeanne _ .. ·Phillips Ilbrpr<t Butkus, Patnda Cumbie. Karl Daon. MkbaeI Firc:bow. Keith Dar- IIlIllll. Mary Kadc!au. Bob Kiesling C>n>I KorteDdidt.!Ildt Loehr. JIll Whil: aey leboo,. Diet Oberbruner. Julie PeodeIoo. Bill Stoapanl. 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Letten should be leu 'han 350 :....orcb ortd musI be ugMd w.th a telephone number included for lferificalJon pvrpo~f,. Names w!" be withheld for valid reasons. Oeodlme for lellen is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publicoliotl 'J1,unJar, Ranger t't$f:l'YeS the fight to refuse letten containing '01_ and defomotory can'ln'. Heritage feeds students for 4th year by Jeome Tuokieicz News Editor When Parkside students need foodfor thought, they choose either the UnionGrill, the cafeteria or the CoffeeShoppe. About 3000 students eat daily at the three services. The food services on campus are contractedfrom Heritage Food Systerns, Green Bay. Pat Nora, Food ServicesDirector, said that Heritage has had Parkside's contract for four years. Nora, wbo is starting his fourth year as director, said, "Anything that has to do with food on campus has to go through the food service office." Approximately 400 catering and conference food services, such as GenConand wedding receptions, were beld last year on campus. "These events keep us pretty busy," he added. . . Most of the money made at Food Servicescomes from catering and conferences. According to Nora, the company actually loses money sellingto students. "We have a product to sell, but we have to keep it at a price students can afford as well as good quality," said Nora. He feels that the catering prices are also kept at a reasonable rate. The prices on the menus are determined by Nora and Bill Niebuhr, Student Union Director. "We look at (price) surveys from other universities and private competition, increases in labor and increases in food costs, then we set the prices," Nora said. Prices for this semester were set in June and can be review. ed in December. , There was only a minimal increase in food prices this semester, "50 cents here and there," said Nora. He does not foresee any increases next semester unless there is a drastic change in food costs. Most of all the food served is made on campus. The full-time employees who prepare the food are Teamster members. There are also about 30 students wbo work parttime at food services. Nora feels very lucky to have Lenchen Tutka, head chef, in his employment. "She could cook anywhere she wanted, but she likes it here at Parkside." Changes have been taking place in food services. One hundred more . seats were added in the cafeteria and the Union Square Grill expanded its hours to 10 p.m. Monday through Thursday. The menu in the Union Square Grill was completely re-arranged last semester and the results have been very successful, according to Nora. "The whole operation down there (Union Square) bas improved 100percent. It's not as noisy, in my opinion, and I think it's a nicer environment than wbat it had been in the past. You'd be surprised at the number of people who study down there," said Nora. "We're always trying to improve the quality and do the best we can." A bealthy eating area, featuring 10w"",1food, will soon be added in the cafeteria. A long-term goal at Food Services is to also expand their bakery facilities. Students who live at the YMCA have the opportunity to participate in a food program. A program for other students was offered last year, but it was dissolved due to low participation. Nora said that food services and Student LUe will conduct a survey to see if there is a need to reo-instatesuch a program. Food Services will be sponsoring several promotional activities this year. Monday night football pizzas, ethnic foods featured on Fridays, and a free jazz band concert are the promotional activities in the works. Nora added that he encourages input from students, faculty and staff. "Your ideas and thoughts on products are what can belp make food service better," he said. Food .enlce employee collecll: mone, from peuon r Workshops for computer beginners by Marge Butkus Have you ever wished that you could work one of those things caI1ed "compulers?" Well, the li- brarians at Parkside are going to &\Veyou a chance to learn how to lISe a computer. Weekly workshops will' begin Ott. 7 and run throughout the 3eDIester. Worbbops will be held OIl Fridays from 2-4 p.m. These WOrbhops will be held be- Qase it WiD make homework and ~ papers easier, and it wiD ;" students overcome their fean CllDlputers. Each workshop win be limited to 20 people and registration IS a must' To register, call55J.23S6 and ask io be put on the list of the workshop you want to be 10. The schedule of when the worksbops are will be posted by 0-1 checkout desk of the lower level of the library or you ean ask at tbe library reference desk. If you can't attend the workshops there will be a studeat as- sistant on duty 40 hours a week to help you learn bow to use the cornpute< s. IHomecoming continued CooliDued lnlm Page 1 Lower Main Place. Casino players will receive $150 Parkside bucks which can be traded for raffle tickets when a ralfle of over 50 prizes will take place at the end of the eveDing. Tunks said that a large hun out is erpected at the dance. Chancellot Alan GuskiD will be make a toast to start out the evening. "It's going to be a treat time," added Tunks. Tickets for the events can be purchased at the Union lDforrnation desk. .. Head chef still happy at UW-P by Julie Pe..... to. preparatiOll of daily meals. She also eaten for sudl allalrs as etIutic dinners, faeulty, student and alumni weddiDp, and an annual event she created, Fashingfest, a celebration like a Germab Mardi Gras. As a chef, Tutla ~ aU of her food from saatdl.. "Parkside is uDique in the sense that the majority of schools do IIOt boast homemade meaIs,'- said I'llt Nora, Parkside's food service director. The students and lacuIty seem to be partku1arIy fond of Tutta's 1IagDa and her mushroom chmpliOC soup. "I eajoy cooIliDI and oJways have," said Tulb. He< job as head dlel at Parkside provides Tulb with security and ~ She .... had 110 problems with the studenls or faculty and does DOl foreaee llIIJ'. "00 the wboIe, we ........ Dice buDdl here," said Tulb. She ....... to remoin head dlel at Parkside UDliI her .eIIi_ iD .....udmalely four J8r1. Seven years ago, Leachen TutU applied for the position of head cbef at Parkside. Within 24 bours she was hired and has been enjoying ber job bere ever since. Tulb's career as a chef began in Heidelburg, Germany, where she was born. She spent four years training. DuriDc the last two years of her scIlooJioc. she served an appreoticeship as a dlel for the prestigious Scbumano family near her borneto..... 10 19SZ, Tulb moved from HeideIbDrg to Colorado. Four years later she moved to Ke- DOSha and within a iIIOIIth was wortioc at Krok's Late Sbore Restaurant, when! she spent 20 years. UJlOII leaving Krok's, she was hin!d at Elmer's Pub and was employed there uotiJ it was ooJd two years later. Tulb'. job at Parkside iDvolves m""h more tbaD the Support Parkside's 1st Homecoming t ;8.lIIS Find your family' ~ roots SMrtbIIlI lor Your AD<fStOn. a eoune ID If" 'aJoeY. will be tauebl at Publde by KIID Bauerud. - 11M trI<'ld an 01 his own N<lrftgWl IJIlldpanllla '*" 10 1581. and .- 01 \be WnII1 IIlftIlbers bact to ,_ His systom lor location. recordIDC and QIIdenlaJldul& laIIlI1y bistary II compIole and dS'f ProI_ Balllf\lCl Is WlIIl IIle oMnIty EmmiOG al Publde. He will be assisled by Louella a clJoice 01 Nov. 8 or 9. Dates lor ViJles. arduvist. and Dave Holle. above classes are interebangeable. ..... kJCisf. both from UW-Palksi- For those interested. a session on e1e. genealogical use 01 IIle microeom- Tbe <Iass wI1l include direct puter will be beld on Wednesday. IeanWJg aperience; in Partside's Nov. t6, for no additional fee. Tbe library and arctuves, wbere ge- microcomputer can be used to neaIogical help can be found store, sort and print genealogical Two idenlieal sections of the information collected. Both Apple class will be held Section f will be n and the ffiM PC computer> can held 011 lour Tuesdays, beginniog be used. Former genealogy stu- Oct. 4. and end WlIIl a session in dents are welcome without charge. IIle library and archives, with a cbnice of <IV 8 or 9. Preregister with University Ex- _ n will be held 011 four tension at UW-Palkside, phone 553- Tbundays, beginiog Oct_ 6 and end %312. 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'" a \,~ar for your last rWll year---('If (ollege But. mol"(" m1fXlfmnt, \,lU'n ocon 'ourW3)' to eam- Ine.l comml''''I,,"ln in {('".:i.1Y's Arnw - WhKh Include::> the Army R"·.·.t.TyC anJ Army • ',\(11..'10,\\ Guard - while you'l"(" t.'.\r1l1n~ a ('lllk'gc dcL,'TCC ARMY ROTC. BEALL YOU CAM BE. Contact ;\ddr("~., Cpt. Ja("k Kunyn ...ki "\RQl ETIE l:\IVERSITY AR,n ROTC CALL COLLECT 41-1--224- 7 I 95172-W RANGER .. Russian prof joins staff by Todd Becker Noted mathemetician Professor Alexander Lichtman, who has taught at universities in Russia, Israel and the Uniled States, has joined the Parkside faculty this semester as a professor of mathematics. Lichtman's speciality is Group Theory, which isn't offered here, so he will be teaching calcu· Ius. He also hopes to do extensive mathematical research while in the United States. He said that there were no research restrictions on math, physics or other natural sciences in Russia, only in the social sciences. Lichtman, a Russian native, received his Ph.D. in 1965 from Moscow State University. He was employed in teaching and research at the Computer Center at Kiev, the Institute of Economics at Vladi· mit and the Institute of Transpurt at Moscow for eight years until early 1973. He them emigrated to Israel to teach at Ben Gurion University of the Negev in Beer Sheva. Before he could leave, the Russian government forced him to refuse his citizenship so he would have no benefits and would not be able to relurn to the Soviet Union. Lichtman had to pay 1000 rubles ($2000) for himself and his wife to leave Russia. Lichtman taught in Israel until 1979. He first came to the U.S. in 1979 to teach at Penn State University, where he spent about one year before returning to Israel. He re· lurned to the U.S. twice more for a total of nine months to teach at the University of California and the University of Texas-Austin. Lichtman will be here for the fall tenn and will then return to Israel. He also stated that he has an ap· pointment here for the next two years and will return for the corre· sponding fall semeslers. Lichtman commented on the differences between the U.S. and U.S.S.R. universities. "The stu· dents in the U.S.S.H. have a mandatory six hours of lectures a day that they must attend; and they have no freedom of choice at the university as compared to the ex· tensive freedom that the students enjoy at American colleges," he said. When asked about the degrees one can receive in a typical Russian college, he said, "A student must go to school for five years, and a [ive--year degree is equivalent to an American Master's Degree." Commenting on the recent Russian downing of the Korean Ai( Lines 747, he stated, "First of all, I'm no longer a Russia citizen anymore; I'm an Israeli citizen. Secondly, the American public opinion has to realize that the Russian government can't be considered a legitimate government as it behaves as gangsters. It has committed. much more horrible atrocities, for example in the 1930's and 1940's, when millions of people perished. So the American public opinion has to give more support to the plans of the American administration in boycotts of the Russian government and to under>tand beller the problem of human rights in the Soviet Union." Due to popular demand "So It Goes" pre-empted. See p~ge 7 Warren lights up theater son would have to be that I enjoy also created the scenic design for , ,working with Lee Van Dyke," said three Florentine Opera produchons "My job consists of creating the Warren. in Milwaukee. scenic design and setting the lights Northwestern University is the '''I have a couple of reasons why I lor a production. When I'm teach-: institution where Warren earned intend to moonligbt wbile I'm ing Ishow and direct my students his Master of Fine Arts degree. teaching at Parkside. Parks ide is on 'how to do such things properly. "Like most other students, I centrally located between Milwauk. For a production, I have to work changed my major during my colle- ee and Chicago, so I should easily with the director to create for him ge stay. I started out studying act- be able to find a production that the desired effect," stated J. Skelly ing and directing but ended up spe- will be in need of my services. I Warren, Parkside's new fine arts cia1izing in scenic design and light- also believe that a good lighting professor. ing," he said. teacher must keep up with the Iat- Warren, a specialist in scenic de- Warren loves acting, but oniy as est trends of professional lighting," sign and lighting, taught at Chris- therapy. "I love to rehearse, but said Warren. topher Newport College for the not to perform," said Warren. "I've "I'm going to design or supervise past four years. been in a commercial film and a the design of Parkside's next two "I decided to leave Newport and production that ran a couple of produchons. For the production of come to Parkside for many reasons. hundred times. I'd simply rather "I Am A Camera," I'm thinking For one, the opportunities for ad- creale the set than be the actor on about using huge blown-up photovancement and creativity are much the set," added Warren. graphs as the set background. It greater at Parkside. Also, Parkside Warren has done lighting and would create somewhat of a metabas one of the finest facilities that scenic design for civic and univer- phorical effect," said Warren. "I I've seen. There _was also a finan- sity theaters and for dance compa- Am A Camera" is about the decacia! gain in mind. And another rea- nies throughout the nation. W~en denee in pre-Nazi Germany. " Memorial. concert Oct. 2 . Mrs. James earned her bachelor's and master's degrees in music at Northwestern University and subsequently was awarded a scholarship to Oslo (Norway) Universit~, where she did research on Scandinavian composers. Sbe was a member of Delta Kappa Gamma, the National Music Teachers Association, the Retired Teachers Association, American Scandinavian Foundation and AmericaD AssocialinD of University Women. She was also aelive at both state and local levels in private music teacbers groups. Admission to the concert is $3 for the general public and $1.50 lor alI students and senior citizens, or a donation to the scholarship fund. Conbibutions to the fund may be made at the concert or by contacting Prof. Frank Mueller, coordinator of the music discipline at UWP. by Michael Fircbow Five Parkside music laculty, Including Beth Wilkinson, a contrabassoonist and bassoonist with the Milwaukee Sympbony Orchestra, who joined UW-P this lall as an adjunct instructor of woodwinds, will perform a benefit chamber music concert lor the Lillian James Memorial Music Scbolarship Fund at 3;30 p.m. on Sunday, Oct. 2, in the Communication Arts Theater. Ullian James, a retired member of Partside's music faculty, died last year, and the memorial lund - eotablished to support exceptioaaOy talented Parkside music ItIIdeDts. Wilkinson assisted by pianist James McK';"er, will perform wu- Iiam Presser'. Suite lor Bassoon and Piano and W. H. Foote's arrangement of "My Grandfather's Clock" for contrabassoon. William Weinert, baritone, assisted by August Wegner, 'piano, wil1 perform four songs by Brahms, ineluding 'Wie Melodien zieht es,' "Meine Liebe ist grun,' "Wie bist du, meine Konigin" and "-Betschaft." Glenda Mossman, organ, will perform J. S. Bach's Prelude and Fugue in G major, BWV 541. Mark Eichner, trumpet, and Wegner, piano, will perform Vittorio Giannini's 1948 Concerto lor· Trumpet. McKeever, piano. will perfonn Cbopin's Andante Spianato and Grande Polonaise in E flat, Opus 22. . Mrs. James taught piano, music history and theory lor many years at the former UW Centers in Racine and. Kenosha before ~oining the Parkside laculty. Followmg her retirement she continued for sometime to conduct group tours to the Lyric Opera in Chicago for University Extension. Club Events Habbe1, faculty advisor, Comm Arts ASPA 224. The American Society lor Personnel Administration (ASP A) held .a reorganizatonal meeting Sept. 23 al whicb officers were elected: Mary Kaddatz, president; Sue Hilmer, vice-president; Bonnie Gauger, secretary; MaryAnn Bock, treasuror; and SOC representatives Jell Slater and Mike Aimone. ASPA will hold a general memo bership meeting Monday, Oct. 24 at I p.m. in Moln. 128. The club is open to al1 majors, and new members are welcome. For information on ASPA's luture activities and the ".JRA dinner meeting, contact Den- Ills Laker, laculty adviser, 553-2024, Moln 353. Cheerleading . The cheerleading squad is look- IIlg lor participants lor the 1983-84 season. Workshops will be held Wednesday, Oct. 5, 7;39-9 p.m., Thursday, Oct. 6, 7:30-9 p.m. and TlIesday, Oct. II, 7:30-9 p.m. At· tendance at all workshops is not required. Tryouts will be held Wednesday, Oct. 12. AlI are welcome. Weight lifting The Parkside Weightlifting Club will hold a meeting and elect officers on Friday, Sept. 30 at 1 p.m. 10 the weight room. All interested men and women are invited to attend. For more information, call 554-3868. UW-PAC The UW·p Association 01 Cornunicators (UW·PAC) oilers stu- :rents communication exposure, ~e opportunity to offer inpul regardin~ the communication program ~ also participation in the planning and operation 01 the Comm1!lUcalinD Colloquia. . arty for The club is planniDg a p Tuesday, Oct. 4 and new members are welcome. For more information about the clu~, contact DaVid UWPDT The UWP-Dart Team is proud to announce its new officers. Peter J. Simon was elected vice-president, until someone found about his strong likiDg 01 sbeep. He was im· mediately impeached. Then, after careful consideration, he was nominated and elected president. Margaret Butkns (no relation to Dick) was elected vice-president. Lori Hintermeyer, who was a member 01 last year's Dart team, was elected secretary/treasurer. The IIDal position was sergeant4t-arms. The candidate lor the posilinD was none other than John Kovalic. His qualifications are his lack 01 ability to play darts and the fact thai he is an Eng1ishman (Ie, fi, 10, 1um. ..).4f you want to join the most interesting group on campus, come down to the Rec Center on Fridays at 1 p.m. • 5 Tbur!day, September 29, IlIlI3 Amsterdam·Paris-Antwerp Dec. 28, 1.83 • J.n. 11, 11184 Cost: $1297 Support Parkside's first Homecoming Includes: All tran.poration, meals. lodging, tours, several excurSIons.. Contac:t: Dr, Peter DiMeglio Dept. of Hi.tory UW·PI.nevlll. PI.neville, WI. 53818 or call: (808)342-1784 ---------. I• Congratulations and Good Luck. UW-P from all of us at: I I Fireside Restaurant and LO,unge I I 2801-30th Ave. I 11,7mi. south of Parkside on 30th Ave. I Thin Crust Pizza I I Deep Pan Pizza I Pizza Turnovers I Monda, • ahy cheese pizza I I half price Complete Italian-American Menu I IBanquet facilities for up to 40 people I Bring this ad along for I F R E E soda of your choice I lopen 11:00 a.m. to 1:00 a.m.1 L 7 days a week • ------ -- RANGER 6 Thunday, S:pt.... be' 29, 1913 UW-Extension offers various events Board of Trade " bus tour to the C\licaCO Boord 01 TracIe. ea1JtI<cI "ThnI\s aDd O>t- 110 ID the PIt:' bas boeD ornnc<d by Unmnaty Extension uw Putt· side. lor ThundaY. Oct. 13 1'Ile """ aDd -... 01 world II- -. wllIcb caD make paupers or priD<eI. wtII ~ vIewtd ID the ..,. ~ 011 tbe IIoor 01 tbe Boord 01 TracIe. wIIeft the mental, emotlOOaI aDd pbysiclll domaD<Is on tbe tradm .... pt. Thore is the thrill 01 "*.aDd the abtIity to make de- ew- cntial-thouAnds 01 dol- .... may ckpeDd 011 the b1lDk 01 an 1'Ile _ wID iDdDde an opeIIiD& "II ,.". at tbe CbkaF Board 01 'IDde. Ih" 1'., an lward-wiJ>. .. pH' I pmoata""" 011 1M ...., aDd do .elopmellt 01 tbe .... aDd I vlow !rom tbe Vi$lton QeIIory. 1'Ile buI wID pidt up reptnDts at 1 I m ID RadDe and It I Ke- ..u Io<atlaa to _ates later. non wID ~ luDeI>Gft.t\lHlleftu II BerPoII'. II ~1amoUS Ger· _ rellMnlrtl, DOt IDduded ill .... !le. aDd _ lor IboppiDl belore IeaYIIIC Cbicago al 4 p.m. '\be lee is $13.50, and enrollment is hmited Preregister by Oct. 3. Call Umvenily EnensioIllor Iurt!>- er information and registration, ill TalleDt HaD, pbooe 553-2312. Mushroom course Two counes in musbroom identification will be offered througb Umvenily E>tl!llSion, UW·Parksi· de. Wllb £u«ene GasiorkiewiC!, a We Science prolessor at Parsside, IS iDslr\IctOI'. " coune lor begInrler! will teach .... IllS and outs 01 mushroolll lor· ICIDI Ind elimJnlte mushroom· pidtIDI doabls and lean. Easily. recopizable, edIble mllSbrooms wtII ~ cIiKusSed and co1Je<:ted. L<ctures will ~ given on Than· dall, Oct S, 13 and 20 II ?:SO p.m. ill MoIiDaro 0105. Fiek\ trips on satunlays will iDclude cootiDg aDd eatillC mus\lroOlDS; dates are Oct. I, 15 and 22 !rom I I.m. to 0000. 1'Ile lee is $22. AD advaD<ed mushroolll identifi· calloll worbbop will belp students 01 earlier mllSbrOOm identification classes and serious musbroomers wbo wish to sharpen and extend !heir skills. Microscopic characteristics, chemical tests and others will be introduced. The c\asS will meet on Oct. 15, 1-6 p.m.; and Oct. 16,9 a.m. to llOOnand 1-5 p.m. The lee is $20. The c\asS will meet in Greenquisl 0130. EnroUment lor both classes is hmited. aDd preregistration is requested. Call University Elltension (414) 553-2312, or stop in Tallent HaD room 180. Self esteem Members 01 a c\asS in Seu Esteem offered througb University Enension, Parkside, will learn how to see themselves as winners. They will ~ encouraged to set up posi. tive liIe situations in order to em· brace, rather than shrink from liIe. Inslruclor Kathleen Hanold, Uni· versity Extension, UW·Milwaukee, will present mini·leclures, with most class lime spent in discussion and seU-growlh. The c\asS will meet on lour Mon· days, beginning Oct. 3, in Tallent o 11112Beer Brewed by Miller Brewing Co,. Milwauk .. WiS,'" Hall at parkside, Irom 7:30-9 p.m. The lee is $12. It is suited lor those wbo have taken Seu Esteem I or who have taken similar courses e1seWhere. Pre-register with University Extension in Tallent Hall, phone (414) 553-2312. Vatican treasures A bus tour to the Vatican Treas· ures: The Papacy and Art, at the Art Institute 01 Chicago has been arranged by the parkside Opera Guild lor Friday, Oct. 4. Two-hundred thirty·seven Vati· can treasures are now on display in the Chicago Art Institute, most 01 which have never been shown out· side the Vatican. They are historically important and stunningly ~auliful works 01 art-Irescoes, oils, ivories, papal investments, lapestries, sarcophagi, altar pieces and reliquaries, bronzes, mosaics and marbles. They include art 01 mas· ters ranging Irom 4th century RDman sculpture to modem art . A bus will pick up registrants at 8 a.m. in a Racine location and 8:20 at a Kenosha location. Fee is $15, which includes ticket, lecture and bus-lunch on your own. Register by Oct. 3 with Parkside Opera Guild, phone 553·2312. En· roUment is hmited. Step-family class "Everyone leels in the middle in the step·parent lamily," is the theme of a University Extension . and Parkside course to be laught by Michael Radke, M.S.W. and a certi· fied lamily therapist, a step·parent himseU. The class will meet on lour Thursdays, beginning Oct. 4, 7: 30- 9:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Radke claims that very olten the loyalties 01 everyone in a step-par· ent lamily are painfully split, lead· ing to confusion and tension for the wbole lamily. He will give guidelines lor handling problems, and suggestions for strengthening the lamily unit. Troublesome areas such as discipline and visitatio~ with the separated parent, will reeelve ~pecial allention. Register with University Exten· sion in Tallent Hall. The lee is $12. Solar Water Heater Seminar A do·it·yourself Solar Water Heater seminar I a must for homeowners who are thinking about solar water heating, will be ~~Id at Parkside on Tuesday, Oct. Instructors will be Daniel Folkman. and Charles Tueller, UW-Ex· tensIOn, Milwaukee. They will help particIpants determine whether solar water heating is a good investment lor their lamilies, and will gIve an overview 01 diflerent sys· terns available commercially. Class members will learn how they can assemble and install their own solar water heater through UWEX programs. Location is Tallent Hall, 7:31l- 9:30 p.m, The fee is $10; $12 for a couple. Preregister with University Elltension in Tallent by Sept. 30. Love course Enhancing love and relationships will be 9Ie topic 01 a University of Wisconsin-Extension course that will begin on October 3. A positive approach will build upon the ability to love, a human attribute, and help the class memo bers toward leelings of love 01 seU love toward others, the ability ~ verbally express love, to enjoy lbe beauty 01 touch and to enhance ex· istent communication skills. Instructor Joseph Long, COor· dinotor 01 Mainstreaming, Washington Center, Racme, was the recipi. ent 01 a Special Services Teacher 01 the Year award lor 1983. The class will meet on live Mon· days at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 625 College Ave., Racine. The lee is $16. Register with the University Extension at UW·Parksi· de, Kenosha, phone 553-2312. High school dance Noncredit classes in dance for high school students and adulls will be o"ered this semester by Univer· sity Extension, UW·Parkside. BaI· let will teach students how to use their bodies in a graceful manner that flows through space, while toning and stretching the muscles. Jan presents a total workout while students enjoy learning dance combi· nations similar to professional per· fonners. . The ballet class begins Tuesday, Sept. 27 from 6-7 p.m. Beginning jazz slarts Thursday, Sept. 22 Irom 5:45-6:45 p.m. Advanced jazz begins Sept. 27 Irom 7:15-6:15 p.m. All classes meet lor 12 weeks in Com· munication Arts D·IlS, and the fee lor each is $35. Instructor Katherine Zavada teaches for Parkside's dramatic arts department and has danced prolessionally for many years in the Milwakee area. She has her BFA in dance from UW-Milwaukee. Preregister with University Extension in Tallent Hall, phone 553·2312. Write a letter!! RANGER by Nick 1'IIome ...Back to you,Walter Feature Editor's note: In the interest of continuing to educate the public in both foreign and domestic ailaiIs, "So It Goes" is pre-empted this week for the following reports from our foreign desk. "So It Goes" will be shoWJinext week at its regularly-scheduled time. ******* ~gan raps Soviets Washington-Ronald Reagan, in his strongest condemnation yet of Soviet action during the recent downing of KAL flight 007, Said that the Rusians acted "really, really rotten" and called Soviet Premier Andropov "naughty" for not acknowledging responsibility, Taking economic action against Russia, the president immediately halted the shipment of all U.S.-manufactured Rubic cubes and threatened to cut back on exports of E,T, wristwatches if the U.S,S.R. continued to claim flight 007 was mistaken for a large flying zucchini and that the Mig pilot was merely expressing his dislike for ratatouille as a side dish. Meanwhile, in an about face of policy, Moscow !lopped claiming the Korean jetliner was a U.S. spy plane, bot still blames the 747 for provoking the interrepton when "They deliberately got in the way of our warning shots, and then tried to hit our fighters with pieces of their tail, wing, fuselage, etc." The Soviets are now filing charges in the U, N. against South Korea for polluting Russian waters with illCOnvenient little things like shattered wing sections, Ihght recorders and human remains. MariDe see Action Beirut-Lebanese President Gamyel refused to comment on the loss to Druse Militia of the Beirut Holiday Inn, effectively halfing his total power block in Lebanon, Druse militiamen, meanwhile, blamed U.S. marines for "getting involved" in what they described as a "personal matter" between them and the Christians. Tbe Christians then denounced the U.S, for not beating the living daylights out of the Druse. French and British Forces claimed the Americans were being "too bloody indecisive about the whole thing." Republicans criticized the State Department for not using enough force, while Democrats largely criticized the President for being there in the first place, Secretary of the Interior James Watt added his two cents' worth when he criticized the marines for not "chopping down more trees over there. '1 In what the Pentagon described as a massive step-up to protect the marines stationed on shore in Beirut. the President gave the American forces permissi?n to t~ke self-defensive actions on receiving Druse artillery fire. They are now allowed to duck. Wasbington Assailant Sought Chicago-Police are investigating leads in the rerent attempt on the life of Chicago Mayor Harold Washington. The chief of investigations, Capt. Joseph Goatbender, seeks persons who wanted Washington Handy for pI•cnIC• S or at the beach ---------- Smurf Peeler in the official Smurf peeling device of the 1984 Olympic games 71bursday, September 211.1983 What goes up Or: Look at the So It head on that one Goes A few days ago 1went to the student union, the Union Square. I went up to the counter and ordered a large beer-they are the best buy per ounce. It was then that I noticed the bartender had to press a button to get the beer and he charged me ten cents more than last year. My poor wallet wailed its lament at the prospect of laying out an additional dime. Tbat extra dime could add up to many dollars by the end of the semester. I could really use those extra bits 01 silver when I'm getting ready to pay the bill for my books. I asked the barkeeper about the increase in price. He informed me it went up just· before GenCon. I bet that really made the wargamers bappy. However. just to be honest with you, I didn't really care when the price increase came through; the only question I had was why were the prices increased at ail? The beer prices this summer were really cheap. I bought Old Style, on sale, for $6.19 a case. So don't try to tell me the price of beer is up. Besides, this school buys its beer by the half barrel and sells it by the glass. The price couldn't have gone up enough to warrant a ten-eeet price increase per large beer. Ifurther asked the keeper of the tap why be had to push the button before he poured my beer. The scbool had electronic beer dispensers installed. Why, I asked? To make the bartenders accountable for the beer they sell, was the reply. Apparently in the past, bartenders were giving away free drinks So the school had machines installed that record every sale of beer and wine on the cash register. Then the bartender has to have the right amount of cash to cover all sales and the school doesn't lose any revenue to the former Ireebies So, if the bartenders cannot give away the profits and the beer by John Kooalic dead. Police are now questioning over four million suspeets from the greater Chicago area, Walt's Up? Washington-James Watt formally apologized to members of his coal advisory panel for calling them "a black, a woman, two Jews and a cripple." "The coon didn't take it too bad." said Watt, "but if I had known the kike and the gimp would get so touchy, I never would have mentioned it." Sail Away Newport, R.I,-Officials from the Americas Cup central organizational committee rejected a protest by the Australian crew that the judges were indulging in gamesmanship by "discovering" new rules favorable to the Americans and postponing races until the winds were benelicial to the U.S, contender Liberty. The latesl protesl stems from the discovery of a rule lhat stales Australian sbips automatically lose on days ending with a "y." I Argies gel off tbe Hook Buenos AIres, Argetnina-The military government passed a law Friday granting police and soldiers immunity from prosecution for crimes committed between 1973 and 1982 when 6000 people disappeared while in the hands of Security. "Honestly. it's probably just a bookkeeping error." said General Carlos Gonzalez Santana. "Or they might have stepped out tor a bite to eat somewhere. Waiters around here are real slow, y'know?" Is Anybody Down There? Managua, j\'i('oragua-Officiais from the Sandanista and salvadorean Go\'ernments held a press conlerenc today condemning the U.S. for "ignonng us down here." "One shitty little airliner goes down and it's like we never existed:' commented one disgruntled general. -trs true," added his Rebel counterpart "The last time I was on '60 Minutes' was well over a month ago, What. isn't a $%- &•• !tfr war good enough for you gringo pressmen anymore?" "You want dead civilians, we'll give you dead civilians!" he screamed before threatening to sign a eontract with Cable TV if attention from major networks was not forthcoming. The all new hygenie Smurf-Peeling device. prices, on average, have not gone up that mucb over all, why has the price lor beer at Parkside gone up at aU? The barkeep shrugged and said, "Why don't you ask Mr Bill iebuhr in the Student Life Office? But first, give me 85 cents or you can't bave your beer." Reluctantly I paid the eighty-five cents and made an appomtment to see Mr. Bill. For those of you who don't ltnow, the Student Life Office IS l0- cated on the top floor 01 the Union Building in room 209. My interview with Mr. Niebuhr was most enligbteninI!. I asked Bill Niebuhr, Union DIrector, why the price of beer went up, from the administration's POIDt of view. He pointed out the lact that utility costs had risen, along with other increased overhead costs To quote Mr. Niebuhr, "We only raise prices wben we have to. This IS the ftrst price increase in Union Square in three years," 'Three years without a price increase, I will agree. is a long time. I was further informed that the current pnce mcrease was approved by SUFAC, the Segregated Umversity Fees Allocation Committee. last spring when the Union Subrrutted its 1_budget for approval. Bill also told me about a law governing the manrnurn profit a Union can malte. Somewhere near 2.8 billion dollars a month, I heard No, he never stated the exact figure because I didn't ask I did ask him why the new tapping system was installed Iwas informed the system served two purposes: (1) To elimmate the waste caused by bartenders allowing beer to flow a while before filling the glasses; (1) To e1lnunate the free beer to the fnends of the barkeeper. Acconhng to Niebuhr, UW·Mllwaukee also bas a S1Jnllar system The projected payback rate lor the UW-M unit was three yean The actual payback occurred lD one year. I asked bow accurate the sy tern was, noting an experience I had recetving a jess-than-lull glass lD the Recreation Center The accuracy of the unit, I was told, hinges on three ConllDued 00 Pa,e , A Week at the Park Homecoming comes home \'011 ..... him on turday i&bl Live." You'\e n tum on The DiI'ld Letterman hew." ~ tum In. ~'" at Com«Iiao-Juc&ler Midaotl Donis. let recawd rave rev..... Irom map publiati su<b IS TIJto • • \.O/t TI11JeS.Rolbnl SIt>- lk'aJJd~aMI,. wdl ~ """ter of Ul Ullom 'tht- Homt'C'Ommg Talenl 1 , P m on Fnday Ul 1M U""'" ~ Tbe<llre TIle TaleDl 0" IV/U fealure f'artsjde JIlIdents and farolly performJlll In • n~r of mOlh< Acts will /nt/lIM unpt 0lUS/.s, IIlIISial fIO'IIIiS, a fM:llJty b;irber I1lGp quortft and poftIy readuJI 00>11, ""'" """ ,10WUII _ lor bil IWtformance '0 lbe bJt 81_., .... "Suf;u -." tlIIDbdIes an oltl>ar and fteqUftlu,. t-*"I>Ie' JufIbnI act ... !b hll- JIIClma """"""'" H IS wndeJor .. 1M perform« bo J1W' lJIOOtSie les "'hi/eotmg an egg and an apple Adr.in<e lIdel.s. a,..dable at tbe Union Jnlonnation Center. are '150 for ~udents aDd $3 for the general puhbc Tidtets at !be door Ire $Z lor srudents and $3.50 for otbers ******* TIle '''''''y soccerpm' Wl!b /be Par.- Rucen soccer team apmst \be WiscoMla Bad&en slarts at 2 p.m. Saturday on Ibe Univ~rsity of Wisconsin P1~tteville See Castles In the Air A D LEARN YOUR WAY AROUND THE WORLD "If you have bUIlt castles In the air. now put the foundations under them" _,0- . SUJ(fy ,n london for S2675 ~r ~~Sler Includesair fare. tUItion., "~kt It.ps. family stay With meals. Program. alSo In A(x~n-Provenct'. France C~n. o..nmark Dublin. I,.,and Flotence. haly He'~Ib<!rg ~many hI MI Ivanou1 locatIOnS' lugano. SW>turtand l'uebla.M<!x"o II.""." haly salzburg. Aum", ~volle. Spam For 'utt~r If'ltormalton.write or call: Insrrtutt' for Study Abroad Programs U,..,vt'r~ty ot W,sconsIO-Plattltvllle 725 Wt'Sl MaIO Str~ Platte-vlIlf, WIsconSin 53818 606-342·1726 No faelgn language profICiency IS 't'QUlrw .. Partside field, and admission is $2. ******* There are many more fun events planned for Parkslde's first Homecoming. The kick-off event is Thursday at 4:30 p.m. Then at 6:00 p.m., Ibe King and Queen will be crowned. Bolb of Ibese evenls are free and will be held on Ibe Union Patio. At 11 p.m. on Friday, there will be a dance at Union Square. There will be recorded music and admission is free. On Saturday, Ibe events start wilb a golf outing at 9 a.m. and a tennis clinic at 10 a.m. At noon there will be a western-style barbecue with the music of the "Brew County Rounders," tbe varsity soccer game at 2 p.m., a PAB A1umm gathering at 6 p.m., a '73 class rewtion at 8 p.m., and a semi· formal dance at 9 p.m. Come to Ibe dance and hear the music of John Bunk's "Big Band:' ******* This week's feature !ibn, sponsored by PAB, is Ibe comedy Toollie. Don't miss this bilarious movie, sbowing Thursday at 3:30 and 7:30 p.m., Friday.at 1 p.m. and Sunday Com~j."'juggl.' Mich•• ' D."n will performIn the Union Cinema TltHt., Fride, night at 7:30 p.m. Admission is $1. Next week's feature film will be The OulSiders. ******* This Tuesday, The Day Ibe Earlb Slood Slill will ~ playing. This movie is sponsored by PAB and tbe admission is free. Show time is at 7 p.m. ******* In memory of Lillian James there will be a concert on Sunday. Octo~r 2 at 3 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. A donation Carl's Corner In Congress light now they're discussing a law ""hich really would be a great help to us al1. Irs banning the preppies and all of their ways; U we don't do it now. irs a matter of days 'Til \bey put Ibeir dumb logo on billboards and barns Buses and airplanes and nuclear arms. Yes. we must bring this infestation to a halt And if nothing is done. then irs really our fault, When our children are all coming home from their school W,lh 'galors on everything. yelling: "PRePPIES Rl'LE'" Carl Chernouski will be taken at Ibe door and everyone is welcome. ******* The Round Table at noon on Monday, Oct. 3 in Union 106 will feature Howard Fuller, Secretary, Department of Employement Relations, speaking on llWHat Happelll When an Outsider Becomes an ID· sider." The program is free and open to the public. ******* The UW-Extension is sponsoling a variety of courses this week. At 9:30 a.m. on Saturday, a "lieglaniDg Compulers" course for junior high school students will be offered. A course called "Self·&- teem" will be held Monday at 7:30 p.m. Tuesday at 7:30 p.m., a workshop called "Do-I1-Yourself Solar Waler Heater" will be held. At the same time, "The Step·Parent Family" course will be offered. On Wednes· day, "lnvesbnents: The Basics" starts at 7 p.m. "Introductory Com· pulers" will be held at 6:30 p.m. on' Wednesday. Call 553·2312 for more infonnation on these courses. Investment strategy course planned What investment strategy is rigbt for you? In a rourse on investment basics, Ibe instructor will help you get the answers. .In six t_bour sessions, students will be exposed to practically every type of savings and investment strategy so that they can be informed and prepared to act. interest rates, insurance, stocks, retirement accounts, real estate, bonds and tax shelters will ~ discussed. The instructor will be James Meyers, vice-president of Robert W. llaitd & Co., Inc. The class will meet on Wednesdays, beginning Oct. 5, 7-9 p.m. in Tallent Hall. The fee is $35. Preregister with Univer· sity Extension, Tallent Hall, phone 553-2312. cu', AM CANTONESE & AMERICAN ,-, T''~"!,~";;;;7r~:!I~A; _.:hP;n.i~"G BZ:~~~TO~ri~M1fJ~Ill" .-AlJ ~ a-(J YOUR I-tOST TOMMY ltM ~ "}'if FINESTCA~TONESf AND AMERlCA"f f(XIOS fAMilY DINNERS ... DINE IN QIII CARAYOUT lEIllVE THE COOIC.ING TO us HOURS. C>.{)5<O MONDA> • lUES lHRUSUN 1130AM .93OPM FR' ....NO SAT II JOA M . l' 30P M~'-' =~ l100F;::ri~::~~~K.nlo<.J2~ OROE"l BY PHONE fOR fAST SERVICE -----~.::......_~------------~---~-- Womens tennis team off to slow start The tum member> and posibolls Sulgles' '0 I. Ann Wernitz~ 1lIC, 0 2, Lynn Euting; o. 3, Carol S_n, ,'0. 4. Mary Correa; .'0 S. Ann Althaus, '0. 6, Cheryl \\'.lkolJki '0. 7. Jack1e Rittm..-. ' 0 8. Linda lasters,. '0. t. KIln Kranidl. Doubles; '0 I, WrmllIOIg, n: .'0 2 EutincfCorr ' '0. 3. IasIm Wtl· rner On Sept 10, Partside eompeted 1ft • quadran~ meet at Carthage, The learn finished fourth out of four teams; however, two players made it to the finals. Euting and Wilkofski both finished second in their positions. The next two opponents were both Milwaukee schools. Sept. 13 lound the team at UW·Mitwaukee for a dual meet, Parkside was sent bome in defeat, failing to win a matcb, On Sept. 15. the locale was different. but the results were the same. Marquetle was the opponent, PaItside was the site. The Warrior women swept all nine matches. . On Sept. 17 roach Noreen Goggin's squad traveled to a doubles tournament at UW-oshkosh. The Ranger womeD fa!led to wi~ a match, finisbing eighth of eight teams. The College of St. Francis was the Ranger's Iirst victim of the season 00 Sept. 22. The women won three of six singles matches and were helped by one victory and two UW - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD I" nl COLLEGE DA'IS IN "P. k 'Ie r r Iud nl Th I lik.. kiing Or Ju t Lov .. A Gr eat Time $269 "nH JR PORT no J ... I , .. FOR TWO WE£H I JA UARY T M80AT FILLS UP WITH STUDENTS IT' GREAT TIME YOU DON'T WANTTO MISS. .. TH OFFICI l .. OLLEGE DA \. .. PACKAGE I lLDC MOTORCOACHTR . PORT: TlO "'GHT TlV VRYCO 00'"'' ., RIGHi IT. '80 T ULLAGE, FOUR DA YS UFT: HOTTl8H4PPYHO R .G, 'TPARTlES,M.D ,\ G \R "TEFD GRE T TI"E. .. /. .' .,' " IG UPATTHE 10 BUILDI GROOM .209 OR FOR F RTHER I FORMATIO C LL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 defaults in the doubles. The Win. ners were: NO.1 singles, Ann Wer. nitznig (5-7, 6-4, 6-3); No.4 singles Ann Althaus (6-1, 6-1); No.5 singles Cheryl Witkofski (&{). 6-2); DoUbles Master>jRittrner (5-7, 6-2, 6-1). On Sept. 26, Carthage hosted Parkside in a dual meet that was originally scheduled for Sept. 20; inclement weather forced postponement until last Monday. The Ranger women played bard, but lost the meet 7-2. Winning for UW· P were Lynn Euting at No.2 sing. les (6-3, 6-3) and Cheryl Witkols\ti at NO.6 singles (6-1, 6-4). Sept. 27, the Ranger> took on Northeastern Illinois in a dual meet here at Parkside. The results Win he published next week. The next meet is on FrIday, Sept. 30 vs, the College 01 Lake County. Classifieds ATTENTION KINSHIP AND the youth of Sl Mary's Catholic Church will hold a paper drive on Satur. day, Od. 8 from 9 a.m to noon, at St. Mary's Catholic Church, 73IY1 40th Ave. For free pickup call 657-7387or~151 l)efore Oct. 8. REGIONAL AND local reps wanted to distribul.@ posters on College Campuses. Part. time or more work. Requires no sales CommiSsion plus piece work. AYffage ~ "+ ~hou. CoobctA:mB~G P~e 500 Third West, SeatUe WA 98119 ATI'N: Net: wort. 206-282-;811L LOST, SPANISH BOOK and notebook by phone in Union Building. If found, please call :lulie, 632-2652. PERSONALS RULE NUMBER 6 No pooftahs. Rule number 7. there is no rule number 7. Rule number 8, no pooftahs! OK, GEOGRAPHERS, you can spell it, bllt do you know what it means?? J.IC. COME ON IN, POLLY Pull up a naupskin chair-phone and put your foot where your mouth is-Alexander Graham Acme TO WHO. EVER turned in the calculator to the Union info desk ..Thanks from the bottom of my beartt! Karen Norwood. HAPpy BmTRDA Y Larry-~ve???? A~CTIVE. INTERESI'ING 2'''year-01d lady wishes to meet personable man for nice da~. Interests include motorcycle, dancing, 50 $ and Heavy Metal music. Contact Evi at 652-0175. B.R. We should study in the Student Government office more often-I.R.P . BOB, BOB, BOB- Bob-Bob-Bob What's a poor girl to do?? STEVE SADOWSKI I'm ready to do scuIp-- ture. Wanna model??? RICK. Yer a good writer. Yer damn good. Yer too good. Yet fired!! J.K. MY BRAIN HURTS. R. L. Gumby IT WILL RAVE TO OOME OUT Dr. Gumby JON: I can't wait until we leave tomorrow af- ~n. I just wanna let you know 1 hIVe a ~ for you on Saturday nighlilove you . . Angie. BARKING DUCKS should be more careful CD bikes of all types, or those who love them will """y. BDL. RED, ST"!lT SAVING your pennies! We've lOt a date m January and you're buying. OP STEVE BRANDT, Who slept on !be cooeh this summer?? MaR: WANNA "tlodr.??" MBRL FOR RENT SMALL APARTMENT on Lake MidUIaD. ~~ monlb. _ .. _. till ""'-1 at 553-9211, . THE FUNNY PAPER CAPER MR$. PORNAPPLE. 1T'5 POSSIBLE NO, BUT RUFUS TRle.D 10 AARE5T 11-IAT 1HESE 'tHEFTS MAY BE TIED ~E. FIRST ONE. HIMSELF WITH OUR IN WITH YOUR HU::iBAND'S nEATH. SON'S TOY PiSTOL. HE. MIGHT HAVE. DID 'fOU GET A LOOK AT TI-IE IF L1TTLEWiLBUR HADN'T COME.UP PERPE.TAATORS? BEHIND HIM AND SAlD, W p....... ·SQUIRT "M, DADDY!" I ~~)~ ~~ ~n ~I, NO WONDe.RYOUR HUSBM~D DIDN'T WANT THE INCIDENT REPORTED. (see also; (as compiled by batting practice.) .TAPlES WATT) Baby Seal (batbe sell n. marine carnivorous mammal, juvenile. THE 'IIEBSTER NE',; ENGLISH DICTIONARY Untitled !'I'j 1>/10 \ S Po N AuTO ME.CHANI-C'..l.:~_/ OK \(\\)\)\ES!! Wl\ATOO Y!B FATHE.ft5 Do; ... tt" Beer taps CMdn rod from. Paee , factors: (I)The system IS new and we need lime to adjust the pressure and now rate; 1%)The bartenders have to get used to tappmg beers WIth thts system; (3) Dtllerent beers have dJllerent carbonation and the maclune has \0 be set up for dillerent brands So there you have It. dear readers. I lIunk the reasons for the pnce increase were wen· founded, but I still hale shelling out a dime more thao last year But. if a new mao chine saves enough money to keep the pnces where they're at for another three years. 1 guess I won't have much to gnpe about So. until the next pnce increase. here's to you and here's to me and bope we never disagree Bul. If we do. the hell with you. and here's to me. Bye aU! PARKSIOE UNION 10:00 am-4:00 pm • Jube Jells • lJconce Bully • Ma"ed Milk Bolls • Milk COIamels • Orange Slices • Peanut Bu"er Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kissses • Roolbeer BalTels • Sour Bolls • Spearmint leaves • sen te Mints • Caramel Targets • C,nnaman DISCS • Candy Pops • Com Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • AsoIted Tollee • Bndge M,x • Bumdl Peanuts • BuMerscotch D,scs • Candy Colfee DISCS • Caromel Bully • Chocolote Drops • Chocolo1e Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate ROlsms • ChOColate Stars • Jelly Beans • Calrtomio MIX • CanbbeOn Dehcacy • Wo1ermelon Sparklers • C,nnomon Bears • coree Peanuts • atUlal PIstachIO • Red Plstac 10 • Spanish Peanuts • SunRowef Seeds • Student food MIX • yogurt Ma"ed Milk Bolls • Yogu~ Peanuts (2)~ .;"~~~ lor 0.."-' 'Vt1 ~ Gille SOMeOne you 10Ile -etJUas they'D love. ~ 150/0 ~t -:... 10% =..:; .... aIMI w~ ... - .A...IIO5d1M.1£rP-sID' ~I.' We feature ~ lIRTQlRVED ~ Class Rings. ~ Open Friday Evenings ~ "Tile Pl«e To Buy Reeordo" '" : ZE z ...i.......... ~~ ........~......,--A RANGER Injuries ail X-Country by Patricia Cumbie Parkside's National Cross Country course played host to the Midwest Collegiate Classic last Saturday. Twenty-eight schools and 307 runners competed. Parkside placed 11th, although coach Lucian Rosa espected to be in the top 10. "Two of my five men were sick or injured, so it did hurt us that they couldn't run," he said. The top five runners finished as follows: 14-Tim Renzelmann at 25:30; 66-Rich Miller with 26:27; 73-Ted Miller at 26:34; 115-Rod Condon at 27:05; and 126-Mark Manning with 27.33. "The men who did run ran pretty well, averaging a 5;30 mile. This is very good. Tim's time is a very good time for this course," said Rosa. Parkside) course is ranked No. I in the nati6n and Rosa commented on that. 'It's the best course. I've run all over the country and this is a good one. There is room to pass, and no one complains. We put in a lot of work to make it good, for the last seven years at least," he said. The week before the Classic, on Sept. 17, the men competed at Stevens Point. Stevens Point won with 32 points, and Parkside came in second with 59 points. There were seven teams in attendance. This was another five-mile run and, the Parkside men in the top 20 finishers were: George Kapheim, 4th, 25: 22; Tim Renzelmann, 8th, 25:32; Ted Miller, 12th, 25:58; and Mark Hunt, 14th, with 26;00. "We've got lots of room to improve. With a whole team being bealthy we will be breaking out on top toward mid-season and beating a lot of good teams. The gap is getting smaller between tbe first to fifth man on the team. Tbis is a very geod sign," Coach Rosa commented. The team's next meet is at Loyola University at Chicago on the Iakefront. Rosa said, "There should be 15 to 18 teams there. I expect we Will fmish in the top five." Ranger pholo by Karen Tr.nde' Keren Greene (left) and Jamie Eggermann go up frK • ahot •• burl. Hess sta,. read'f for the rerurn. 'Baseball changes schedule The men's baseball team bas bad a change of scheduling in the last year. A split scbedule has been approved and bad gone into effect this fal!. What this means is that the team will be able to play in the fall as well as in the spring. Coach "Red" Oberbrunner elaborated: "Tbere is usually a problem ~th inclement weather during the spring. Quite a few games have been cancelled since I've been coach. This will enable us to play in better weather, play more games, and the coaching stalf can get a better perspective on new players." The baseball league for the fall consists of four tearns, Marquette, UW-Milwaukee, Waukesha Tech. and now Parkside. All of the games are played on Fridays or Saturdays. "This is good, because this doesn't take anyone away from their studies." "Red" commented. Anyone interested in playing baseball should contact Oberbrunner in the Phy Ed Building, room 139. I PSGA presidency to change hands CoDliDued from Page I Scoon. "And if I have to put those oft, I probably would be very resenlui and I'm sure tbat PSGA would be affectd by it." III have the resources and the skill (to be president), but I don't have the lime to do it," he continued. "Jeanne said she bas the lime to do it and I know sbe bas the stills and resources to do it. Everybody agrees that Jeanne's got the kaoWledge, personality and the ability to do the job. She ran for the office." Buenker-Pbillips, wbo placed third in last spring's presidential election, bas served as assistant pro tempore and pro tempore of the Seaate, Women's Affairs Director for United Council and sat on four 'acuity commtttees during her yean in student government. "I think Jeanne has the persoaalilJ to (ll!l people back into the Senate and to get the Senate rolling again," said Scoon. There are currenUy seven Senators in the III-seat Senate. "I think Jeanne broadens the base," said Seoon. "She can reach out to more people than what I think Phil or myself could do. I think Phil and I were limited in the amount of people we were able to contact." How does Scoon feel this switch will be accepted by the student body? "Students probably will view it as a politcal move, but actually it's not a political move whatsoever. It's a move for the good. Il'~a move for keeping the Senate on Its feet, keeping it together." Buenker-Phillips hopes she does just that. "My major concern IS to build back PSGA (and to have a full Senate)," she said. . "At the last (Senate) meeting, I liked the standing committees- SUFAC, Legislative Affairs, and Student Services-to come up with some goals and objectives as to what they want to accomplish this year. There are so many things for us to be working on." Scoon and Buenker-Phillips agree on one major point: getling more people involved D student government. "You hear this over and over again," said Scoon, "but we need to get a lull Senate and a full committee load (students OD faculty committees)." With the current lack of personnel on PSGA, said Scoon, "We don't have the pulse of the campus. We aren't getling the inIormation. U we're not gelling the inIormation, we're not going to be ahle to act in the proper manner to voice students' concerns, to look after their concerns. , think if we're not doing that, thea we're nol doing our job." Volleyball Team impressive, ups record to 14-2 The Parkside women's volleyball team ran its season record to 14-2 with impressive perfonnances in the past 10 days. On Sept. 20 the Rangers hosted a quadrangular meet: competing were UW-Qsbk.osh, UW-Milwaukee and Lewis University. Parkside dominated the entire meet, winning all three of their matches. The results: UW-P over UW-O 1;"9, is-i, UW-P over UW-M 1;"7, 11-15,is-s. UW-P over Lewis 1;"9, 1;"5. On Sept. 23, coach Terry Paulson's team was on the road, travellog to laCrosse to play in the La- Crosse Invitational. Also on hand for tbe meet were UW-Stevens Point, Marquette, UW-Milwaukee, Northeastern ll1inois and host UW· laCrosse. The Rangers practically breezed through their preliminary matches to gain the semi-finals, and ultimately the finals, where they lost in three games. The results: UW-P over UW-SP I~, 11-15.15-8; UW-P over Marquette is-i, 1;"7; UW-P over UW-L 1;"7, 15-8 In the semi-finals, UW-P got by UW·M 15' 9, 1;"7. In the finals, the Rangers lost only their second match of the season, to N.E. llIinois 12-15, 1;"13, 14-16. The next meet is this week.end, when Parkside hosts the Parks.de Classic tournament. Play begms on Friday at 8 p.m. and continues on Saturday at 11 a.m. The consolation match is at I p.m. and the championship matcb IS at 3 p.m AdmISsion is free. • I .....~. - -- - cholarship run, Soccer Rangers play well, lose a close one IIIaJDPtIIDer facts. Fact No. I: Slm&arnoa .. ., MIke ranked No. I all of last year and bIa f bearing about the eight returning lettermen. ("So =Are:,.,~.. sid:~; tired of lbe what?" you may ask.) U ~ going to the play- is as good as their ranl<inc ~ en the Bucts losmg m them, then how come they 0IIIy ::: ~? Well, if you an- scored one point against 0llt .-ed to any of lbe above Rangers? Ifeel that says a lot aboat ~-eheer up, it's not as had our team as well as the ~ IS ,.,.. might think. Our Parkside staff. team is a championship cali- Fact NO.2: U Sangamon WiDs ::""team their division and they want tilt Partside's soccer coach, Hal championship, Coach Hendersoa Henderson, says that his tei?' has feels it has to go through Parkside. the same chance as any to gomg all Henderson says, "The team is the way to the champIonshIp senes licking their chops," over the idea and coming hack successful. of taking it to Sangamon lor tilt Last Sunday the team lost to championship. Sangamon 01 Springfield, Ill. by the . I HI B I don't start con- Fact No.3: Parksids; out-.bot ~ lb';'" ~ntil you hear the Sangamon 14-12; Sangamon's wiJl. ning goal was a squib kick (in tilt rain). Henderson said despite lb. team's deleat he has to congrat .. late his goalie Dan Oplennan lor stopping a lot 01 good shots. Parkside will already have met UW-Green Bay by the lime l\IU read this; but I will keep you up.to. date as to the results. Oct. lI-9 Part. side travels to Milwaukee lor tilt Panther Invitational tOIll1lalllelltIt Milwaukee's Bavarian Field, seWuled to start at noon on Oct, 8, Parkside will host UW.Madiq Saturday at 2 p.m, lor the "-" coming game. tennis clinic planned the 111II. I and ~ II be .."iIIIllt 1\ 's Home<omlac Ilart>onIe the Ph}sial Edu· PMtillIot. Tlw _ dmi< .. at the t .-u _ of the Pllyskal .E..d.a..t.atloa ~le< from 10 • m to Itvois and will include match-play cInl1s, video tape analysis and per- IOIll1 mslnIction. Participants will be Iaucht the method developed by Demus Van Der Meer and used by teacbing prolessionals in more than 50 <OWItnes. AD participants will receive a me can of tennis hal1s. For more information call 5U-24It. University of WISCOl18in-Parks /I N.w.,IIIIIIII, September29-0ctober 1 rnursGC:IY, S81*,nibet 29 Saturday, October 1 IUI'1lQfWLaeen Corona on oon estern Style Bor.B-Que USICby Brew County Rounders P y Ed lot ' mbet30 ''''''' 00.... Ing 2 00 PM Va srty Soccer Game P Ideld ' 9:00, P.M. Semi-Formal Dance _ MUSICby: John Bunic's Big Band, Main Place 9:00 P.M. Casino festiVities Main Place ' Midnight: Price Raffle, Main Place Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 4, September 29, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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