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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document tThe End' by Kevin McKay Tbi. is the beginning of "The tJd" at Parkside. Classes con- <lid" Friday the 13th on an ........ s1yfitting date. Then after Iii more days of final ... mioatlon, intellectual con1<t!i0D5, midnight OIl burning, 1IJrl< terror, and untold misery 1beEod," Parkside's traditionai ¢ng "stress clinic" will get IxIe" way. . Withmime, magic, five bands 1M> Bach), a volleyball and soft- .n tournament, food at all hours ~ the day and night, liquid refreshments, more liquid ll!reshmenl>l,and a mini - bus lIIJttJe service to haul over - fUliedrevelers to safety, May 21' D will be a gala celebration all tIer the campus. spoosored by the P AB, "The !DI" starts at 10 a.m. Saturday fiIh a v<ileyball tournament and IlIIs late Sunday night at 3:30 LID. when either the last dng is .,.ed or the last celebrator ,,"wls out to the last bus home. Admissionwill be charged for ... Is scheduled after 5 p,m. in III! tent opening off the Union ~tio.The bands Wally Cleaver Illil.eoKane, The Booze Brother~ leYUe,and Java are scheduled to ,..rorm for those inclined to ... .. boogie. Chris Hammelev President of the PAB said' ~melhing new is there will be n~ t tickets sold at the door. We IIInywant to stress that." Also scheduled to he shown is III! film "Caddyshack" at 1 a.m. Ilh Saturday and Sunday nights. Salllniay Buck Stove and the laoge, a Milwaukee based lIifgrass band will start their I:ts oul>lide at noon. Marilyn Bugeohagen, Assistant Coorblllr of Student Activity said, "lie hope the people will bring . lood outside. We'll have sack and ga mes for the kids a Dieatmosphere." ' She added a family bowling ment is aJSo scheduled in lie Rec Center with ill ages tlgible to enter, three games for a lick. Prizes for the bowling will free games and a T-shirt. Also ~h.led in Salllrday afternoon's 10< Center agenda will be free . ,Ioosball, table tennis IO,centpopcorn and two for on~ pn"", onsoftdrinks, "plus a whole tweh mere." Faculty and staff will be • IS near donating their time f festivities which will incll~r the servrca until 1 a.m. in the t~ Square. Also free coffee will he served to those who need . ~::~f like a bunch of ale~ The volleyball tournament . open to a IS s many teams as want t ent~r by May 18 (details ar~ available In the Student Life offlees) but the softball games, a ~ou~ - robin tournament will be limited to four teams 'faculty staff, students, and a1~mni Th~ playoff game starts at 3 p.~. I~case of rain other alternatIves have been planned although Hammelev said "It' not going .to rain. I promi~." s The muu - bus shuttle will leave every hour starting at 11 p m alterna ting hetween Kenosba ~nd Racine following the standard ev~rung bus route. Bugenhagen sa~d ~e bus is free and "If you're drinking a lot it's best you ride rather than risk it." She added "Caddyshack" is scheduled for the 1 a.m. time sIot with the hopes people will take a breather before hitting the road. The stage inside the tent has been moved this year to the far west side to allow more room for more fun. The sponsors are hoping to get the entire campus community involved. "The End" T-shirts with a new logo are on sale in Union Square. J:lar:nrnelev said quantities are liI~llted at the "amazirgly low price cl $4." #it The End schedule is as follows: saturday 10 a.m. - Volleyball nament 11 a.m. - Food service starts & Buck Stove and the Range 1 p.m. - Softball tournament and bowling 5 p.m. - Doors to the tent open 6 p.m. - Wally Cleaver & Citizen Kane 11 p".m. - Mini.bus: dmttlo bl!glns 1 a.m. - Film "Caddyshack" & food service 3:30 a.m. - Last mini - bus leaves Sunday 5 p.m. - Tent opens 6 p.m. - Java and Brothers Rewe Aid Available·: 1983 1984 Work - SllIdY GSL (& PLUS) NDSL Pell (Self - help) SEOG SSIG TOTAL *Dollars are in millions. 5lI7 6,593 684 2,419 355 .-m 10,758 924 7,198 550 2,714 ,J'lIG was established in 1972 in e:r to provide states an in- "ntive to establish their own taot and scholarship programs. ~ this time all states have met challenge and offer very attractive scholarship and grant programs. Known under a variety of different names, these state programs awarded over 1 billion dollars last year. Thus, after 11 years, the incentive provided by 41' University of Wisconsin - Pal'kslde Vol. II . er Thursday, May 12, 1983 o. 30 by Catherine Chan .. Results 01 a recent survey taken by the University Committee . showed that the Parkside laculty is opposed to collective bargaining by a margin of 2 to 1. A collective bargaining bill ~ to be considered by the state legislalllre this year. Although the bill is under stroll! opposition by UW - Madison, Milwaukee, Green Bay and Parkside, it bas a. good chaneeof being passed and SIgoed by the Governor, according to James Shea, dIairman of the University Committee. Although the bill would permit faculty representatives to negotiate with state representatives over salaries and workmg cooditions, Shea said, the ov"':aD sentiment among Panslde faculty is that the bill would "do more harm than good." The collective bargaining bill Samimi appeal denied by Bob Kiesling News Editor Upholding a decision by the facu1t~ Personnel Review Committee, Vice Chancellor Lorman Ratner denied an appeal for the contract renewal of IEH Professor Bezhad Samimi. Samimi was to have been granted tenure. ill the a ppeal proceedings the PRC voted 6 to 5 with one abstention, not to ~new Samimi's cootract. The Committee cited poor teaching evaluations and lack of research as the cause. tour- In ~e initial vote to renew, the commttteehad voted7to 3 against renewal, with one abstentim. 00 both occasions the Science Division Executive Committee recommended unanimously that Samimi be granted tenure. Rainer, in approving the PRC decisim, said it was based 00 poor teaching evaluations and lack of TeSearcn. Samimi was hired by Parkside io 1978to implement the school's IEH program. A tenured professor at the University of Samimi questioned the vIce Teheran, he was hired at the level chaocellor's decisiCll. He said, "1 of associate professor and would have become a victim of SCKT1e have received an appointment for mysterious slraleg)'," at the Booze tenure in five years, instead of the appeal hearing.. usual six. He later explained there Iihould . This year he was nominated for have been no problem approving Continued On Page FIve a teaching excellence award the SDEC's decisloo. IUIll ell at U Financial aid still available administration says by Edward Elmendorf plification will also dramatically the SSIG program has suc- financial mean; neeessa!)' to ha"e provide "'!;:.~~=~ 86'. now each of you has . reduce the administrative burden cessfully generated more dollars some choice in which institution to choice pre'" IIlll bly heard on the evening which institutions now face in than the Federal gov",:nment attend. pnvll ed ..... 'm.'! read in your local or administering the six Federal aid could possibily have boped. The problem with SEOG II that B<gun IIltv~rslty newspaper about programs. Reducill! this burden SEOG was designed to sup- it is not targeted to help tbooe oldest of ~.Ident Reagan's proposed will improve the institution's plement the Pe1I Grant. Ad- studenls who reaDy need fed"':al a DC Jll"lCl1I 'll~ to the Federal student ability to deliver student aid. ministered by the financial aids assistance. IT the proposed budget pa 25 y fi'aoclal assistance programs The DOE has asked Congress office on the campus, the program is accepted by the Congress, lhe ...... nment en ~o~ed by the Department of not to provide new funding for the was to provide students with the new Self -he1pGrant PI"lllram will C__ .... 0.. P. -catioo (DOE). State Student Incentive Grant ..Because over 1 billion dollars Program (SSIG), the Sup- P k #d f docli.mngInterest rates, the total portunity Grant Program beensaved as a result of plemental Educational Op- ar 51 e p~O5 oppose I I ~~~:'da~%t~:alis r::':~~~~~l'~~n t~~~:~~~~t :~a::e~~e~::;:~~~~tt~: fu~~:"t,~ g~'::e~~~k~~~ COIIect#1ve ba rga #1n#1ng ~~ins~x t;ro~~~~id~~~ ~~: '~:S~:d~er~~ G:;:I Uand~~~ _ D, me work _ study, and one loan volume and a higher loan .. ot. average for the Guaranteed The key principle hehind this Student Loan Program <GSLl. IIlllposalis that a simplified and The chart compares the total ~SOhdated student aid program amount of aid available to ".. benefit both the student and studenls through the Department ~ American taxpayer financing of Education under the 1983 and student aid programs. Sim- proposed 1984 budgets. Samimi has conductoo applied researcb In lIldustriai bygiene for area instituticcs, partiOllarly .C. Jobnson in Racine. He bas had seven papers published in "top journals" in the country, and cooducls peer review lor several of the publications. DR. B. S. SAMIMI provides a potential of eiCbt bargaining units: (J I the laculty at UW - Madison; f21 the academic staff at UW • Ma_; (3) tbe laculty at UW - Milwaukee, (4) the .... demic stall al UW - Milwaukee, (5' tbe faculty at the I;W - CeDI ... system, (6) the academic laff at the UW - ee..ter system, 171 tbe faculty at UW - Eau Qaire. Green Bay, LaCrosse, Oshkosb, Parkside. Platteville. River FaIIo. Stevens Pain~ Stout, SUporiOr aDd Whi..,..aler; (8) tbe academic staff at UW - Eau Claire, Greet Bay. LaCrosse. Oshkosb. Parkside, Platte>iIle. River Falls. Ste ..... Point, Stout. Super1ar and 'o\o'hitewaler. AceordinlI to Shea, the propooed eight bargaining umls IS LOIlikeI Faculty oppooill! the bill fear tha t if it is passed ~. ..-10 be forced into one genera Ibargaining a \1181 and \cae tbeIr role academIC deolal_ In addiUoo the probably by 10 111_ thin \IIlI '''arDde -.Jd be ao merwod tho t IndivIcUaI COIIICft1. and IDle wouldn't prn'8 sa 1d a 1 t " .... Id be In.._1ibh to praene Incal cboI It -.Jd he a ltalo of total au_ _ adcIed that a ...... 01 Ie -.Id mean lbat II to DO bIDe WGlId devOled to!he .... of ~arcll and t the tadlil,. losd at Pa de Id p-dJably 1......... 10 boun • I'm worried that II 1d '1f it llrilJ VCII:e to IIIIg,,1be f 'Ibel: preMIIIl the foculty al Rea«tb m..,!lJlC II 2 Thundllly, May 12, 1983 RANGER letter to the editor Response to NPSGA To the edit ... : Students, ha.., you )wan! 01 the .- Ioftisl group 011 campus called the P.5G.A, which \bey lJa)' undo f... the '01 Parbide Student Government Asooc:iatiClll~ Don't be mi informed readen, d... 't let these people try to fool you. What this program reaDy undo lor i$ The 'ational Puerto R1can .1Iy Gumball Association The main goel of this group is to provulo polo malJets, impewted from Hollywond, to aU students, What II the I"IrpoBe belund this b.... re _vi .... To beat PSGA lRlo .. bm Ion· no. to dec:orate the SOC off.ce -no. but to .... these IllIIrUmenla of perversion to atop people from playinC baaketball in the olf'ce. Wby does thia group wantlbom to stop playing Boball • Ihry want them to play polo ind Theae B • ball playing students ha.., c.... idered playing polo in the olfice but thes-e is a major pn1bIem wilb this idea. Wbat are \bey gung to do wilb aU the h..... manure that woukl accumulate? I ha ve a auggestion for this prcblem, \bey couJd start a lund for former SUFAC chairs and they could use \be manure to fertilize their plantations in \be soulb. The assault bas already begun. One rl the leftist guerrilla's bas, can you believe this, let \be air out rl one rl \be tires of our president's bicycle. Students how do you feel about a president wilb ooIy one good wheel left. fn order to comba t this group it has been necessary to form \be V.SP .s.P .• which staJXIs for \be Very Secret Parks ide Secret Police. Students we must stop this leftist guorri lla group, for truth, justice and \be American way. THE FORK 'ttFALKVINAS .... • ,.;.;.;. ;-;-;.:.;.;.;.:,:.:.;.:.;.;.; ;.:.:.:::::.::;:::;.;:;:;:::::;:;:;:::;:;:;:::;:;: ::;:;:::;:::;:;:;:;:;:;: ;:;:;:;:::;:::;.::;:;.;.;.: :;:::::::;:;:;:;:::::;:::;:::;;; :::::;:::;:;:::::;:;:;:::::::;:::;:::;:::::;:;:: :::~::;:::::::::::::::::;::::::;:: :::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.:.' Editor's Notes like everyone else, there are things to say Ily Pa.IIe .. lak LeI'a start w.th a cliche shall w' Allgood things must corne toanend (tseemslilte we just gol starttd I wouldn't have misaed It • and we could go on and ... and on In some ways this .. an IRcompiete fmal issue rlIbe Ranger, as Ican't introduce to \be ,.,.ders \be new Editor. That's because there ""'ere a I'IJmber of anol'caloons this year, and accorUll ... ,uut.u \.."Ul~."eu:J· ...... .,. \be Ranger is required to set up an advlaory board to help make the decision. by means of a "'COmmenda ti... to \be board. The adVisory board has been set up, and 1.5 m motion, but a decision like this, i$ one that lakes some time, so we'll all have to be pallent There wlll be a different Ranger Editor next year, as Ihave chosen to lake on \be n!SpORSibilitiesof \be S UF AC. chair Ranger being \be job .t i$ and S.U.F.A.C. ng \be job,t .. , .t didn't seem at aD pou.ble to do botb jobs at once. Beca .... I've had my fa.. chance at thia position. I'.., chosen to I1>CJYe ... to something else. Like every Ranger Editor, tbere are lhooe dOllUl&, statements wblcb I feel moat be made, and an these r mine Like "'eryone else, \be'" are certain events 011 this campus that highlighted \be year, and can be looktd back upon with posilove feelings. <There are also Ibose which a'" a bucket of bad feelings>. This year Parkside set up new Apple Computers in the D - tlevel or \be library, and Parkside set up new housing for some of its students at the Racine YMCA. (Commonly known as Ranger HaUl The Parkside Union Adv~1 LXJQIU WClOJ uevCJ.~ gj~oJ I"It into swing, to help wilb issues relattd to Ibe student Union. OUr line institution of higher education brought Les Aspin and Peter Jansson oot to campus for what turned out to be a strong debate between the candidates in the first district Congressional Race. (Aspin won). The Sexual Harassment Advisory Board set up a panel discussion to explore some of the aspects of sexual harassment There was a good crowd at that. Theatrical events at Parkside included "Ring Round \be Moon " lOA Delicate Balance," and. ma~y other programs. Accent on Enrichment brought the 'etberlands Chamber Orchestra and Gilbert and Sullivan: Protesters rallied for Peter Seybold wbo bas lost his renewal to this point, but \be students fought a good fight for him. On a different election nole, Phil Pogreba and Mike Sennn were elected Ibe new President and Vice - President of P.S.G.A. So far, they seem very involved in \be processes of learning about their new pa;itions. Of course, they'll have to watch out for the N.P.S.G.A. (It's groups like that which would invoke change.) The Very Special Arts Festival was a n\n •.J....~Cullcarnine; ~icncc for everyone involved, and I would know, because Iwas there, and it is amazing what children can teach adults. Meatier issues did arise on campus this year, like the movie Emmanuelle. Last year the issue seemed to be G. Gordon Liddy, and thIS year PAB came up With Emmanuelle. Good things did happen because of the movie though, on an overall level, the level of consciousness about pornography and its effects was brought to a lot rl people's attention, at least it did mine. H it did raise at least one person's level of conscioosness, the whole effort was worth it. Things were learned from it. So much for events on campus. Like everyone else, Iwould like to commend the students who found time and took time to get 1HLS IS 'reuR CAml~SPBV:1Nc7.... \,JE WILl.. BE T'AICIN6-orF AS SOON A~WE' FIND Oe1r JUsT "'-lHfto WRONG- ••. ., - . -- - . .- '- - involved in some way on this campus. It has made a difference, and while that difference may not always be tangible and applied to a current situation, whatever input students can give is well received, simply because a student is laking the time to offer it. It all adds to the learning process, whether it be directly to the first curriculum, or subtly, perhaps to one of the many hidden curriculums. Like everyone else, I'd like to thank a few people who have made my experience with Ranger a positive one. The other student leaders and presidents of major organizations, who were always quite willing to share with me experiences they've had in dealing with others on this campus. It was through your experience that Ilearned too. You know who you are. Of course, the administration (with a few exceptions) is very easy to get along with on this campus, much more s~ than on other campuses. It was kmd of fun to work with them. Then Ibere's the Ranger staff .. . here we've had everything from a level - headed business manager, to a real go . getter adver~ising manager. from a searching. for - news new editor to a rather creative feature editor' a running sports editor to ~ gentleman who takes his pictures very seriously. We've had writers of satire who have written their thoughts and received their • • strikes, writers rl sports ... really seem to enjoy it, wril8'l" news stones who can makepeapIe talk, (perhaps more thu ... people would like), writen " opinion who bave braved lhnJua\. and writers of fealurelrn. movies to music, (rom COltroversy to "light". (That'. a third less serious tban "'llIdIr fea ture writing.> It's been a staff of goodbalala, of good humor, and rl pi thought. While some thougIolI may ha ve never been seen II print, they've been tbougbta IIiat many of us have learned lraIII. While there are people we loft II work with, there are people .. hate to work with, but wort ..- them anyways, because wet. learned to wnrk together, 01 matter what. And so a door is lightly d.,q between us, as we aU do ouron thing for the summer. PeriIapI rorever. There are a lot of otbB' things to be said, but the do« i closing more quickly now diu ever, and what Ihave left tosayi simple: Like everyone else, lIDO am pleased with the ootcome" this paper, and accomplis/uDellll for the year. There have boll flaws, some little, some big, lit overall the staff of this paper tal be proud of the work they did diI year, because like everyoneeIoe. we did our best to make it l!IJ'OOIlI. and we have indeed made it So long ... Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Sbafiq Kevin McKay Andy Buchanan Karen Norwood Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen Herbert Kubly (;)a nger News:: -"=' Featura EditIf Sports Editlll' Photo EditII' Copy EditII' Business Ma ...... AlIMa ...... Distribution Ma...... Assistant Business Ma...... AdVItoI' Sh STAFF Buenk~~on Ak<:n,. Terry Byrne, Maureen Burke, .lN1lIIl Patricia C Phl.II,ps, Carra Cariello, Catherine CIIl/ftl' Kort - umb,e, Dan Dowhower, Michael Kllil,s, carol Ray:nd'Ck, John Kovalic, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, KalllY Tunkiurn, Napolean Scarbrough, Dave Schroeder, JeDnll eel. RANGER is writ, 501'" responsible for 11se;d.~nd. edit~ by stUdents 01 UW . Parkside lind ttlty Irf! Published eVery Thu I onal p?IICY and contl!l'1t. idI.... RA.NGER is printed ~Sdty dU~tn9lhe academic yellr except during breaks andtlOl Written permiSSion is ~ he. Union Coopet'"afive Publishing Co., Kenosha, WISCOfISIn All correspondenc equlred tor reprint of any portion of RANGER. ~ Parkside. Bolt Noe ~Uld be addressed to: Parkslde Ranger, Unlvenityof WI Leiters to Ihe Edj·tor '. Kenosha, Wisconsin, 53141. .... paper With one _inc Wilt b:e accepted if typewritten, cloublespaced on st,ndlrd III'l elUded tor verificali~ ma~gms. All lettl!l'"s must be signed and a lelep/'lOM numbel'" Names will be withheld Deadline for letters. far valid reasons. "HGE' reserves aU editorialls M:ooday at. 3 p.m. for publication on Thursday. The Rl "' fI defamatory COntent. privileges m refusing to print lellers which con'·ln • Government seeks to increase financialaids efficiency continued From Page 1 ~riicipatingin the program over ij'billiOO dollars to establish "Iving loan funds on the ~ The loan fund is for the ~rrent and future students. gh no new money IS :Sled for the NDSL program, revolving funds mean that :. $550 million will continue to 1I.vailable to students in 1984. \'be amoont of money available ~ future years depends on _ts meeting their repayment jligatioos and thereby keeping .. revolving funds healthy. If iIrID.rstudents, now in default, !l9'y their loans, over $640 ,;Dioo ceuld be added to the .. oIving funds. The three remaining programs: c.IlegeWork- Study, Peli (Grant) .ro!be Guaranteed Student Loan ProSJ'lIm(GSLl will ensure the 'P' of student financial ....staree hoped for, but never ISiHzed, under the six program urangement. !be Guaranteed Student Loan GSLI and AUXiliary Loan PLUS) programs make low ... restloans available to eligible IT'duate and undergraduate lIIIdents(GSL) as well as parents PLUS) by paying lenders inIftSt while the student is in tdmland by subsidizing interest tIIil. the borrower is paying off .. loon. The combined program l !be largest of the Federal "llCial aid programs. . Tbe Department's budget ..... ts $2.04 billion to cover the ... of the GSL program in 1984 . •• includes a rescission of $900 lIilIion for 1983 funding. The $2.04 • represents a decrease from .. 111112 GSL appropriation of _t one billion dollars. !be proposed reduction does not '1Ipresenta reduced commitmen !be GSL program. Although the lI'Iram will cost one billion iIIIars Jess than in 1982, one lilIion dollars more will be hlilable to student borrowers. !be 1984 proposal will make .... changes to the current law "'.rning the GSL program. illrr.nlly, students who wish to birr... under the GSL program do .. haveto demonstrate financial II!d if their family income is -- $:Jl,OOO. The 1984 budget IIOp<mesextending the needs test 'laUincOOle levels. Factors such .... t of tUition, expected family llotribution,numher of children II SChool,etc., will continue to ..... inlothe needs formula. This IInIposed change is consistent Ill1l OUrbelief tha t Federal aid "'/d be reserved for those IlIdentsWhoneed the assistance 1I11d... 10 attend college. R.agan's federai budget ~ts an additional $310 million funds for the College Work - ~ Program (CWSl. Increases ICWSSUpportDOE's view that a t and his or her family e'" the primary responsibility 6118ncinga college education. tadopted by the Congres~, •~denl Reagan's increase will :ate jobs for an additional .000 students. The average ltudent's earnings would be .00. ~ College Work - Study ....~m is administered and ;::"ged on the college campus. ",~. Fed...al government con- •... lion to the work - study r-Ynlllis 80%. Increasing the .. Sprogram by 60% will reduce ... btlrden many young graduates face when they have relied ~ heavily on loans to finance Collegecosts. tilaThe most sweeping proposed P,unges are those affecting the lila Grant Program. Driving the , nges are our interest lD :uring equity and ensuring • ess and choice. The proposal .: .... Iores to the student some .....PQlS'billtyfor securing college QlUIIderthe proposed Self - help ell) Grant Program, students must meet a minimum expected student contribution before being eligible for a grant. The cootr'ibution would be a minimum of 40 percent of the cost of attendance - with an absolute dollar minimum of $800. A student m~y .meet his expected contflbutIon from a variety of sources, including the Federal loan and work - study programs descnbed above, state grant and scholarship funds and private sources. Reagan's Proposal suggests that cost ?f atte~dance should figure prommently in the calculatioo of a student's self - help grant. A student attending a community college and living at home ooviously has less cost than a student attending a $7,500 institution in a different town 01" state. The "cost - sensitivity" c:l the Self - help Grant Program should ensure that needy students have a greater choice in the selection of an institution to attend. While the maximum Pell Grant is $1,800, a student who attends a high cost institution and has a small expected family contribution could receive a $3,000 Sell - help Gra nt. The equity issue is one that has long been wrestled with in the delivery of Federal grant programs. Many students are awarded more money than they Opinion actually need Whilemany more do not receive enwgh to meet their college costs. This situation has resulted in large part because d. the com plexity d. the Pell Gra nt Program eligibility criteria To address this problem, the new Self - help Grant Program proposes. for example, reducing from 22 to five the number of factors used 10 detenoine a family's ability 10 conmbute. Chaoges such as this will go far toward re - estabUsiung the original intent of the grant program -. tha t of providing access to higher educaboo for those Who ,,"ouk! not be able to attend college without assistance. The new Self - help Grant IS designed to build on lha t original purpose by giving rl!edy students choice in addition to access . By consolidating the programs to simplify management and by requiring a student conbibutioo to higher eduea bon costs before grant aid is provided. this administratioo believes that it can maintain the integrity of Federal student assistance programs. Simplifying the system and maintaining integrity are the ooIy ways to ensure that the programs will be available to future generatioos of students. Edward EJmendorf i. the Assistant Secretory for Poat· secondary Education at the Department of Education4 RANGER 3 High school 51 compete in cont Solving Parkside's participation probl ~~~~~~ by Marty Rheaume Having recently (and unsuccessfully) run for the office of .nee... - resident of- Park:slde Student Government Association, I have become acutely aware ci - the role of politics at UWParkside. Having been totally disassociated with politics prior to my campaign, I think I can. DOW offer a realistic and unblased assessment of the situation. I would like to discuss a few key topics as they relate to students at Parkside. Political Awareness There are a handful of students here who are knowledgable on the subject of Parkside politics. I do not claim to be totally aware of how the system works. Un· doubtedly everyone knows what student life is like, but few know how to influence, change, or are even aware of the policies, committees and power groups that dictate the status quo. As students, we choose t? rema~n ignorant of Parkside politics. This situation could more accura~ely he described as apathy by chOIce. Parkside outside of the concern for class and program availability. Such is the plight of a (OUI - yeiu \..VUUUUlCl ,-vnqse Political Future At this point it seems fair to a if student politics, ie; PSGA as the voice of the students. will ever reach its power polential here at Parkside. Considering the status quo, ooe would logically say no. There are hO'Never. some reasons to be optimistic. Tbere are an abundance of campus clubs and activities foc those who choose to participate. Without them, Parkside "'ouId truly he a ghost campus. If their numbers continue to gro"'. perhaps student awareness and participation "'ill also. The real answer to the question, I feel, is found in the final topic. The Pi\·ot Point Parkside's growth rate has been phenomenal. With this growth has come an influx ci many high. quality professors and programs It is difficult to fInd a better education for your money. Hats off to the planners! But now Parkside is bulging at Political Atmosphere the seams. We need a. bigger To understand this Union, cafeteria and parking lot. phenomenon, one must look to the not to mention more classroom Parkside environment. W~ are a and living space, among a lev.· d small college, nestled 10 the our basic needs. How these rolling hills hetween the two problems are solved will hne a population centers from which we direct impact on the long •. term draw our student bndy. Student future of Parkside as a pohticall housing, and the. general educabonal institution. . population in the immediate area, Founded as a communl.ty is limited. The typical student college on a "local industnal comes to Parkside, pursues mission," Parkside has ~ed .lts knowledge (or what- have - you), function well. But local industnes and goes home. Slmply and are coming and gOiDg. logically put, the general student Technologies, managemenl body has no reason to care about '.':' .. ;.:-::.;-:.~ 'i"l""""""""';"';"';';';';';"';';';';';';';';.;.:-,.;,.;.;.;.;., .•.•.,.;.,.;••.•;.;.;.,.•.. ;.;.,..•:-.•;............... r:-; lR~nger needs a new Staff for next yea ;; ::: Apply now, auaid the rush . :i: Stop in Ranger office . ::: WLLC D/39 :::. or call 553·2287 or 553·2295 ~-:::::::;:;:.:::.:;:;:.;.:.;.;.:.:-::.: •.7:::.:.:.:·:·:.;.;.:.:.:.:-:.:::-;.:.; •.•:••.:.;.;: •••;.; ....: ••;.:::.:.;.;.;.;.;.:-: ... ' . TO MANAGE STUDENT BOOKSTORE - APPLICATIONS AVAIlABlE PSGA OFFICE - DO 'T DELAY. (AU TOOA Y I techniques, and \he and academic pf'OiRTaJDS to UU\dUlXJ:t them demand m tllf'~~~ vircnment arM community sbouId DO emphasiD!d as a buff graduates. PerlIapa It take a good hanl J roIUog at \he future U the pbmen budge! may dIcUlte squeezJngus will rt!8ch sene d. art eqUilibrium and politi center auround;:~~~~~~ scarce " 1be Increa edueatioaal rna' be forced to com to a More opttmlstkally ptrlllllpo Par do wtII. ""'"" Uia n ,;,poIaplizln.l! academIc t d, the .- of Parks Ide can - • Ideal for Cover letters and Resumes . • Coli - BEITER lETIERS (312) 662-0148 ****•••**••**...... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... :••*** *** . • · ·t • Thursday. May 12. 1983 RANGER *lh~**ClubEvents***** PSES ''Tho Oub"ls now _ .. tile Parblele Society 01 EIlgIDOOriDg Selence <PSESl. All mgilW'l'\ng' 1eduloI0cy aDd applied ocience llucleDta are iDYIled lD jaID tile _lety lD boIp 1bem8eI_ aDd tile ICbooI lIIrouIlI commllJlicalioD wllb ..... buai .... nd v.rious • ctivlli", .nd projects. 1be \ul -... WII beId May 11 summer commiltees and g.. 1s were ~. '!'be DeJ<1 planned actiVIty will be a picnic .1 Prilclard Part. aD tIle .... ner olllwy. 11 aDd Olllo St. <22I!d Ave.) in RadDe, an y 21 from 12:00 to 5:08p. m.1berewillbea 52 lee lor _lety. I.culty and IlIfI memt.s and tbolr ...... ta All inlonsted penons sbouJd sign up al tile Society's oIflce in Moin IH39 .. IOOIl .. pooaible. see you nal laU and hove • 8DOd summer. UWPDT The Parullle Dart Team might play the olber UW schools in tile 1,,"1 ever stal<! • Wiele dart tourIIIm.,,1 t.hia weekend, il.ny of tile cowar decIde 10show up. If tile olber ""bool lail 10 show, the Park Ide Darl Team will procl.orn. 11 lbe Winner by clef ull .nd throw a party. ow Is the lime lor aU good dart learn members Ie corne lD the aid oIlbell'leam All right, you bunch 01 cheap coli. k;ds, either donale $75 10 the Buy a Dart B08rd Fund or ea I some canned Imon aDd die. F.ce ii, the dart oo.rd we have now is a piece 01 junk If Napoleon Scarbrough can give five buckslowards \be board, you can spare 75 measly cents. ow, right now. go up 10 \be studenllife oIfIce .nd give so our . . '- 1be Dart Team BaD Slammers VoIleybaUsquad needs you! If you liIte lD inflicl humilia lion upon unsuspecting college students, sign up now! Midgets need not apply. 1be fmal rosier will be amouneed .1 \be last regular meeling ollbe year aD May 16th al 1 p.m. in MolD 126. If Moin 126 is being used, \be Dart Team Will meel in the Reo: center . Chess The """,Its 01 luiweek's Spring Tournament are: LeWis Adams, Greg Bowen, Scotl Haubrich and Jim Wynslra splil \be Iirs! place prize money in a four - way tie. Gary Adelsen and Chuck Zielesch lied for second place. If you're interesled in playing Chess this summer, leave us a message in \be Studenl Life 01- fice. We'd like 10 thank all \be groupies tha Ishowed up for our last meeting. (If you're missing anything, we turned il inlo \be info desk.) We'd like 10thank everyone who participaled this semesler. Have a 8DOd summer, eh? Cheerleaders On Monday, Apr. 25 \be 1983-&1 cheerleading squad was chosen. 'The team members are Sharon Kruk, Lym Brown, Heidi Caldwell. Porlla Morgan, Sieve Calhoun, Dave Koike, Jeff Petersen, Kris Anderson, Judy Speck, Scoll Peterson, Sara Goodland, and Hope Slachowski. Thom White is \be Ranger hear. There Will he another tryout in \be faU for incoming students and interesled Parkside students. A Ranger hear is still needed. For information contact Marilyn al \be Studenl Life Office, nkroroa 1;.~'l_f)")"7Q Have a good summer! a "Still Night Writings':: a new forum for area writers and poets by Patricia eumble "Still Nighl Writi~" is a new poetry journal hy a group 01 writers and poels based in Racine and Kenosha. One 01 \be features in this issue is an exclusive interview with Allen Ginsberg. He is most noted for his poems, uHO'NI," ''''0 Aunt Rose 11 and "Kaddish:' This interv~ is an insight into a "radical poet" of the Beat Gmeration. In \be poel's own words he describes that period, "We were concerned with the whole movement from linear consciousness to more panoramic awareness ... a movement from linear, patterned poetry 10 open - field poetry. "Madman's Morning" is a short story wrilten by Phillip Hermann. It begins as a rather seda te reflectioo on the writer's dreams and accomplishments. Throogh the use of intense sarcasm, the story increases tempo and the initial message is driven home - hard. Donald Kummings, a !X'olossor here at Parkside, is also in this journal. His poem "Hunter" is about a childhood hunting experience lha t had a profoond effect upon him. Interspersed are images of Autumn, expressed in color, words, am poetic scene. ''The Club", a poem by Steven G. Farrell is an intellectual statement set in the scene of a smokey lavern. In it, the cold is overcome with ale and spirits. Michael Gordoux is a most lalented poet "living in the wilderness of northern Wisconsin survivinll:: by his own genius II according to the journal"s biographical notes. Three of his poems particularly impressed. me. "Kathleen" is of course, about a woman, rot the style 01 lhe poem is unique to the poet. "Meditations (Jl Sial'S and FDIC Forthe finest tradition inbanking: CJleritageHanks Hern.ve National S.nIl RKin. 5220 Washington Avenue 637-9101 HerilJlge Bank and TrUSI 4001 North Main Street 639-6010 ~ Banll Mt. ..-ani 5901 Durand Avenue 5!;4-ll500 THE FIRST ISSUE of "Still Night Writings" featuresan In. terview with poet Allen Ginsberg. Friends" speaks from the poet's solitude ci. his life. point 01 view on human nature.. A copy of "Still Night Wrilql" There is an <;>igram by Pink can he obtained by sending $S.• Floyd that seems to aUow the (includes postage) 10 Still NI8lII poem to work on two different Writings, 515 Three MileRoad II, levels. "Herm.t 01 the Woods" Racine, WI 53402. It is also ... 1IIe appears 10 he autobiographical in the Parkside Bookstore IIlr and tells why he prelers the $2.50. THANK YOU To all the people who wrote news this year: Jennie. Sharron. Jeanne. John, Kathy. Patricia, Masood. Catherine. Kevin and Pat. -Bob The Fireside ~TAURANT&LOUNGE OPEN DAfL Y II :00 A.M. Complete American. Holian Menu Fri. Fish Dinner $250 Sun. Special Turkey Dinner $3'5 Featuring Deep Pan or Thin Crust Pizza NEW SPECIALS COMI.': • Deep Fried Breaded Rabbit • Bar - B - Q Ribs Complete Cony Out Service Food • Beer • Wine • Liquor 2801 30th Ave., Kenosha Ph. 551-0600 Financial aid plan a new tIDEA' coogressman Tom PetTI un- are directly related t bili . reiledanewstudentloanproposal pay, the system is °e~tlJty;O mterruptions." Petri said. ArC· 25 in testI~~ny before the flexible. It automa:"me y . Petri noted that he was making Slbonal Commission on Student reschedules loans in th really final changes In his proposal and ' .IA . ta e event of planned t . lrodu '. f1nllnCl8 SSJS nee. unemployment or th . 0 m ce It 10 the Petri said his proposal, termed 0 er Income House shortly. tilt "Income - Dependent P ksid fAlcatioo Assistance Act," or ar SI e gets IDEA, would meet a major need fGr graduate - level student h I h !III",",g at no cost to tbe tax- SC 0 ars ip donation pIY~er IDEA," Petri said, S "lIUdents borrow against their The Kenosha Foundation a of Kenosha County and must have fItIIIJe earnings." Repayment of group of local philanthropis~ is completed no less than 30 and no lilt loons would be based 00 the establishing several schoJarshi J15 more than 90 credits through June iDlllIDe d each participant after for students at UW _ Parkside to I, 1983With a grade point average ,...,tion, with payment made beg", with the fall semester of the of at least 3.50. _ with one's income taxes. 1983 boo Applicants must also be full _ "rbose with higher incomes -84 sc I year. time students having earned at The scholarships will be I t .. graduation will pay more awarded on the basis of academic eas 12credits in the spring, 1983 ... !bose with low incomes. At h semester. -'" ae ievemenL Selection of A li III same time, those who an- recipients will OCcur this summer. pp cation forms can be picked _te high future incomes are Financial need will not be a up at the Union Information JOt discouraged from par- criterion for selection. Center and at the Information .... ting because the highest Kiosk in Main Place. ..... To be eligible for the scholar- D dl' f ....... ve interest rate they can be hi ea me or applications is ..... " s JI5 students must be residents J -.,ed is less tha n they would une I. - to pay on personal loans Ch· h· be lMIJned Petri said that most borrowers from banks," he said. Inese istorv to ~ payoff their loans within 12 ... school earnings would have !til years, while those with low offered next semester III I' • to 30 years to repay, after ... any remaining balance _ be forgiven. Rabody would be charged more .. 15% of his / her income in • liven year. The higher eflIIllve interest borne by higher _e graduates would cover all 1IIIIdies to their less well - off dlllmates. "Since IDEA loan repayments Kinship set Ageneral information meeting II' those persons interested in YOIunteering in the Kinship Pntgramwill be held Saturda llay 21 at 10:30 a.m. at the KinIitip office, 2001-80th Street, '-ha. The Kinship Program is lsigned to befriend and help wldren from single parent Iamiliesby matching them with lalure adults with good dlIracter. Those adults interested II becoming Kinspersons and Ileir spouses or special friends lit errouraged to attend this looting. FII: further information, call the Continued From Page 1 ~.m. - Mini - bus shuttle t a.m. - "Caddyshack" and IIod service 3:30 a.m. - Last bus leaves Tickets a:dvance: Students / Alumni / o Idren(I3·17)-I day, $4; 2 day, 1t~1Door: Students / Alumni - I y, IS; 2 day, N/A It~dvance: Faculty / Staff . I Y. IS; 2 day, $9 .~tDoor: Faculty / Staff -I day, ; 2 day, N/A FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAINOFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRI E SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.l.e. Modern Chinese History will be the subject of a course to be offered by Dr. Oliver Hayward during Parkside's forthcoming summer school session. The course will concentrate on China in the 20th Century, and should prove to be of particular interest to students contemplating participating in Parkside's China ..,.,.,.,.,...,.. - • •- •- -• •- •- •- •- -• •- •- •- -• • • •- •- •- • •- •- ;Y-e retUl'lled to tlie nect: • rpp ~.'!1JtI ! Onct 1went to colleje-'8/- • Wrote ~I'papers on time... • Once lamt CD co/kJ!e. • Aow I'm done - "'. i Nil/her. can pu ~ a dime? • J23 seminar trip scheduled for this coming December and January. Added too late for inclusion in Parkside's summer session timetable, the Course is designated History 86-355, The Evolution of Mod... n China. The class will be held on Tuesday and Thursday evenings from 7:25 to 10:00, from June 20 to July 30. is nearer 'Advance: Guests - I day, $5; 2 da;At~oor: Guests -I day, N/A; 2 day, N/A Advance: Children (ages 6-12) - I day, $2; 2 day, $4 AtDoor: Children (ages 6-12)-I day, $2.50; 2 day, $5 , (See this week's Ranger ad for a more complete schedule,). Children five and under Will be free but those under 17 must be accompanied by an adult for this event. Once again please n<J!.e guest tickets must be purchased In advance as none will be sold at the door. They can be purcbased at STUDENTS- Havea Great Summer! Father's Day & Graduation Cards, Travel Books and Atlases, Paperbacks for Rainy Days. Union Information Desk. No more school, no more Ranger, this really is "The End." Ta Ta. lot{. Discount To Parks_ Studenls With I.D. W~MOJiJko.M ew1(~ -Cp- B~~ 312 Sbtb street . RaciDe Telepbooe 632-1;115 .... MaslerCani and VISAWelcomed RANGER 'Thursday, May 12 1913 Summer enjoyment with the Arts at UW-Parkside \Il. IC ,U'PRt.(1 3credits ... audit I\Ii; -s CA 124 June 20 tIrcugh A Instructor; ProC..- August ....... An old C'OUru ~ht wtrh a ft. r • gue.t flf'CturiPr. (Nt Jon (Tim IHUJ. popdo.,. mac. (Scm Ch.1I1 and roclI (BUI Balco"'l • optional compktiP r ended lJl"'~ PECIAL TOPI :" 4n:R( LOR t'l 3credits ... audil TR 12'30-4 pm _'0 prerequisite June 21 • II Instructor' ProCesscr Doualas De\ _ An inteMw tta,upcr~rU which wUl dTUI tK#vltcal G'Id -..af#-T mecfiaptuaJ :~~~::= through a \1Qriay 01trudltion.ot Q1WJ II-( forIaf apenence.t:. 100000DlCTIO TO \ I I 1 RT 3 credits ... audit M '0\ 8 30 12 • '0 prerequisite June 20 • A 10 Instrudor ProCessor John lurpby A c:ou.r,fe which"",, d wlop til thrH . dimermMal m.dlo ( blage. colia«e. cash",. ne.) t'I·1 , 8~1 Ot·I(. 3 credits ... audit M 8 30 PrerequIsite: Art 103 June A Instruct... ProC J Murph) Further exploration oj ('Oft pU I"f'Iat dimeruional expt'ri.Iftce 3 credo .... audit Prerequv lie Art ... -~ -" ~. Furtltu ttudy irUo cloy OM ,.Iaz tem~rature /iTI", t«lInfqw. \0\ \ 0 DC 3 credits or audit '0\ 8 Prerequ' Ie Art 1 J In. tructor' ProC John Mw~' - Extended werll lJt day with mphG.. firing "d\luquu alch G..I Ra.ht •- • • • •- • •- • •- • •- •- •- •- -• •- •- • -. •- •- •- •- •- • facu1t.y "'."'..... ,...-1 coI_ i •••,.,.··'·······'•• 10 3 credits or aJdit 101\\ 6 ·8 20p •'0 prerequ' te Jure 13 . July rr Instrudor' ProI RhodII Tht. cour., fOC'JjMI 011 /iw JUm.. CIIId. detectfw mystery IlOwl.I and r1" Agatha Chrittf •. FUm ~ ... : t'o\ __ , June 22 Ten Little IDdIa June 29 \liltne:ss for I'" "'-"U July 6 Dealb 00.... iJe July 13 .lurder id Juh rr •lurder CIIl Ihe 0 t Ex~..... TIl; public U in_lD dtb f • /II'" rio, to UW.ParJt.stdl' &It th, L'tUcwtCInema r 11,.,.. I" - •- • • •- •- •- •- •- •- • •- •- • • - • - - - • 6 Thursday, May 12, 1983 RANGER - Comingthis sum~~r to a by TOllYRog.... Cbeecb and Chong are l~~mg s .;my listen ~~~~~~:~-;~~';1~~ to s~ many sixties Foceign Film Series and I ~~ FeatlU'< Edllor out with 'StilISmokin': It ....... a~ "i'.l:es before you get tired of it, encourage students ~ buy ti ::'" My last artIcle for the Ra~ if it contams some concer 0 I think New Wave, for the There a.re gomg to be -- thia y... r What a relief Only material, am IS probably worth ~t part, has brought change cellent films in next Yea~:' kidding. Anyway, u's lime once three bucks. I think) of. 00 innovation to what we hear on Contact Dr. Norman Cloutier.· aga", for thai tradlliooal Ra~ Another comedY ood( is 'Trading ~e airwaves. Oh, there are some the Economics Division far ~ wrap' up f... ture. tbo summer fenng thai I"'*" g At d and truly bogus NW bands, of course, mfo. -. :::;:e :;:;'";0= I~~t s~ Places,' stambyngor::.s a{(i know but Ihere is some interesting and I've. had a great time here II Eddie Murp . I?) listenahle material as well. The Parkside, and I have _.n.. anady out, and ..iIIprobably run aboul II (hey, :dha~~ :an ~~ New Wave invasion of America en!oyed working 011 the'~ in~lSu:ey~a~e;;,ething w icked buuanlAkh,::yd":'on their~"';' and has taken less than two years. This paper has a rUle ~ ~ us y an ood 'as a humans workmg 011 it and I ... 1lU .....ay Comes' IS one d the should be alleast as g Movies have gotten much encourage anyone aIPar"'I'de~ belter films they've relea sed in team Ra the staff f .. rent year Based on the 'P";'k 's n _ The Next Day' better. When Igtarted cn "!ler, JOlD or next y . Bradbury novel, il stars Jason THE SEQUEL to 'The Empire will a~ be out this summer. a rash of slasher - killer flicks paper. We need writers, Robardo 'Doclor Detroit' stars Strikes Back' . 'The Return of Gosh. Dan Akroyd an alf - tbo - wall the Jedi' . will hit the theaters I think AI Pacino will have a .. per hero in what looks to be I on May 25th. new 111m out this summer called worthwhile fa"", I haven't seen 'Scarface,' although I'm nol sure. 'VaUey Girl,' but il is supposed to Vader will be res<Jlved, as well as There is prohably some great, he belter than il sounds - in any the love triangle (kinky) between big film that I'm forgetting, bul c It ha music by Men AI Work Luke· Han· Leia. 'Jedi' has over with all the promo and hype thai and scroms al OIher groupo. nine· rondred (count 'ern) special the studios barf oul for summer looty p)tholl' 'Mearung al Life' effects, as compared 10 rour' Oicks, you'll know aboul them ma) run into the summer - see it hundred for 'Empire: I've seen soon enough. if )ou can It's very funn), trailer films ror this, and it looks Since this is my Iasl article as allhough incon I tent 'Flash· tOlaDy bitcrun'. r can't wait. Feature Edilor for Ranger, and I dance' WIll probably last through The oomber two summer film need to fill space, I'm going to the summer. as il i making big ..ill be 'Superman ill,' starring shool the bull for a few bud< from the teeny - hopper Chris Reeve, Margot Kidder, and paragraphs aboul, whalever. crowd I've heard it's trash, ""ith (believe it or not) Richard Pryor. Let's see, I've been doing this lotsa . kin 01 'The Hunger' Sounds mteresting. job for two years. There have been r lur David Bowie as a 'Blue Thunder,' starring Roy a 101 of changes in a 101 of things in ,amp"e, Wllh usan (Rocky SCheider as a big· cily cop wbo just this shocllime. For instance, Horror I randon as a co • star pilots a gnarly souped • up two years ago I had not heard SoundI pretly freaky helicopler, looks interesting, hardly any new wave music - Enoullh 01 this old stuff. On to allhoullh I am surprised Scheider horrid bands like Jamey and REO the now reI ..... s would sign r<i- whal looks to be Speedwagon were all you heard on 'Retum or the Jedi' will un- camp. Opens soon. the radio. New Wave, in facl, was doubtedly be the biggesl film al Jackie Gleason will star in associated with weird people who the summer It opens May 25th, 'Smokey is the Bandit m: Gimme stick pins in their cheeks and had and this reviewer predicts thai it a Iroak. pink mohawks. I can rememher will grooo al least $200 millioo by 'Jaws UI' and 'Amilyville' will when LPX burned New Wave the end 01 the summer. Wait am be oul in 3-D. Gimme another records on the air. .... The film IS the lasl in this br ... k. Now LPX is playing New Wave trilClg)o', and may be the last, 'Space Hunter" however. is a 3- music, not because they are a period. Reports are thai Lucas D sci. fi. clock thai looks in· terribly progressive station, but may not continue with the planned trlguing - the first 3-D feature to because il is popular. Everyone' rune (count'em) films. Inthis film be olfered by a major studio. II's listens to New Wave music, and I the confllcl between Luke and still probably trash, bul I'll wail see people all around Pa.rkside dressed in New Wave fashIons. nut. UJiU I tJl1nk thl~ b; tlad. Popular music in America needed ORCHARD (OURTS STUDENT SPECIALS SEPT. 1983APARTMENT RENTALS FROM $110 PER MONTH • 'SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES' will JlI'ObIIlI, continue into the summer. were entrenched in thea ters, and good films were few and far between. This year we seem to have an abundance al very good films, very good performances. The studios' infatuation with teeny· bopper fare has waned ... to some extent. Here at Parkside we have had any good concerts, plays and biinlls appear, and I hope this level of entertainment will be because if it is, we're in for a long, long summer. "Treasure of the Four Crowns" begins with a long, tedious rip-off of the opening to "Raiders of Ihe Lost Ark", in which our hero retrieves the key to the four crowns of the title. Actually, however, there are only three crowns, . the budget apparently haVIng been spent on throwing anything the filmmakers could think of al the viewer. Anyway, back 10 the slory. One of lhe tFour Crowns' is 3-D junk. by Rick Luehr This summer. 3·D movies are making a resurgence. There are many 3-D films in the making or in the planning stage, including "Spacehunter", billed as the first 3-D outer space movie in 20 years; "Jaws 3-D"; "Amityville 3-D"; and many more. A few weeks ago, the first of this year's 3-D of· ferings, "Treasure of the Four Crowns", was released. Recently I bad the honor (?) of seeing it, and boy, Ihope the first isn't the best, A row of Kenosha hometown houses A printed on a sturdy 50/50 poly/cotton T· shirt in assorted colors and sizes. Adult sizes $7.95, children's size . . ... $6.95. ·:.l~'l)RI~iS C.- -") 2·hh '\"enue at 60lh Sireel Free Parking MODERN "LOFT" APARTMENTS • Appliances • Heat & Water • carpeting • Electricity • Drapes • Parking • Furniture .• Laundry Facilities Exclusively at Andrea's. , , RENTAL OFFICE OPEN April 21st - May 21st 969 Wood Road MODEL AP-ARTMENT AND RENTAL OFFICE HOURS Daily 1 p,m. to 6 p.m. Sot. & Sun, 1 p.m. to 5 p,m, PHONE 553·9009 Professionally leased & managed by CERTIFIED PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, INC. 'Based on Double Occupancy Hours: Daily 9-5:30 Friday 9-8 Sat. 9,5 The Original Hometown T-Shirt photographers, evl!l'YtliDl IIId anylhing, and if you join yOll1lel1l participa te in some reaDy IIcredible parties. I want to tIIaJi all the excellenl writera wbo_ for me - Thanks. I could III" done il without you. (Well, ... tually, I could have bul , .. I Anyway, it's lime to ahul IIiI sucker down, so rn see every_ later, maybe. May The Force Be With You! crowns is in the p:tSSeSSioo of tile museum director. who hired CD' hero to get the key. He tiel ... our bero to get the other "'" crowns from the most ucharismatic cult leader I've .... seen. Our hero leaves, sayi,. Ill. So, of course lhe next scene sboII him gelting together an expeditilll to get the crowns. Funny way III saying no, huh? He recruill • drunk and a father - daugbUr cirCus team. Of course, to complicale matters, old dad boa • heart condition thai no one, .... even his daughter knows obIIIl, and only has ahoul six IIIOIIIM to live. Of course, you know thall!Je old guy's gonna drop dead al II important moment. Tbis iJUlIlid band raids the cull's castle ad ill one of the longest, most tedi... "suspense" sequences I've ever seen, they attempt to get I!Je crOWDS. ., ''Treasure of the Four CIVVIIII is one of the most poorlywritl/!ll, poorly acled, derivative, '::: movies that I've ever f .j myself to sit through. The :'sttrI steals from films like "l\aJderS = the Lost Ark" t "The ~ Navarone", and eveD Tbt Exorcisl". The 3-Deffects "' .... mainly of the same arrow ~ al you several times, tbr~ magic of slow • mOOoo. to replay, people handiqj tbi,frocll the viewer, and other _ straighl out of SCTV's "3-DH ted of Beef". "Treasure" WBS.r:r~ ell by the same gang that Inflid "Camin' at Ya" on the AmeriCJII public lasl year. U anyUaIC' "Treasure" is worse, .- If you get the urlle topi'l" somelhing in 3-D,go watcha II"" go to a ball game, look ~~}_ Do anything, but don'totwtbe F.... money <Xl "Treasure CrowDS". $2 RANGER Thursday, May 12, 1913 7 Parkside's Activides Board Presents: S(;BEDULE Saturday, May 21 l;am .... )Jolleyball Tournament 11am•••. Food Service Availa~le Noon••••• Magic. Mime & MusIc 1 pm Softball Game 1 pm Family Bowling Tourney Rec Center S pm..... Doors to Tent Open 6 pm Music of to WALLY CLEAVER 12:30 am & CITIZEN KANE 11pm.... Mini.bus Shuttles Begin 1 am••••. Film: "Caddyshack" Union Square 3:30 am .. Last Mini-bus Shuttle Leaves SDDday,May 22 S pm ..... Door to Tent Open. Union Patio 6 pm Music of to JAVA & 12:30 am BOOZE BROTHERS REVUE 11 pm.... Mini -bus Shuttles Begin 1 am..... Fllm: "Caddyshack" Union Square 3: 30 am.. Last Mini- Bus Shuttle Leaves TIC (For events beginning at Spm each dIIy in the tenU Advance" Students! Alumni! Children (Ages 13-171•• Sot OQ. ..... $700 At Door: Students! Alumni! Children •...•. .15.00..... A Advance: Faculty! Stalf .s.s.00. ••••• .$9 00 Al Door" Faculty! St.lIft. $5.00. oN A "Advance" Guests $5.011 ••••• .5'900 'At Door, Guests.. •••••• A....... A Advance: Children (ages ~ 12) .... $2.()(). ..... Sot 00 At Door: Children (ages 6-12) ••• $2.50. ...... $5 00 Children 5 and under Ir Chilcl ..... 17 lind Yndlr musl be accompanied by a parent or guardian while all ding thll evenl • • PlNse note new A,,"' DOlex !luest ,'ckils must'" pur cha.ad In advance. sInce ll2!II .... 11b!"Icl ., II!!door. TIckets can be purcha ad at Un on Information Des 55).2:145 .tu......... DMil '4• . University of Wisconsin • Parkside May 21 • 22, 1983 -----q Thursday, May 12, 1983 • RANGER - I Dartman doubles out I New Music ;::::f~~=~rf~'~ The 'Final Cut' is the deepest market is filled with over viewed from the drivers seat of a "noise." Waters is still bitler bu qualified people who can't find by Jobn Kovalie car' and the same soldier stan- he has turned his hatred to' t work. However, there is always Pink Floyd dillli in the corner of a (foreign") structive ends. Religion war ~ room for a couple more people 'lbe Final CuI field as a child clutches a handful nationalism are all expl~ a. down at the beach and yoo don't ''The Final Cut" may or may of poppies. These them,:" r'7lU' devastati~ restraint. ' WIth even have tosland in line to fill oot not be Floyd'S last album throughout the album as It buIlds Yet there are no cuts about an application to be a beach bum. together. Somehow, even and progresses, each song being Waler's old favorite, insanity.1Iaa The pay isn't so great, but the weighi~ quotations to the conworking conditions are fantastic. trary, Idoubt it. Gilmoor, Mason Mter a hard afternoon on the and Waters are back, even though beach, what lastes better than a all the tracks on the record were JOOnsonville Brat and a glass of written by the latter. As Rolling Old Style? Be Wisconsin, buy Slone SO astutely notes, it could Wisconsin is what I always say. almost be a ~er Waters solo How do yoo spend those hot albUm. Apart from the tiny fact August evenings? I like to go to that it has the unmistakable Floyd County Stadium and watch Robin, "edge" that defines their music so Paul am Gorman ruin some ace well. Unfortunately, in a maudlin pitcbers earned run avera ge, fit, Rolling Slone (that pantheon of Yeah, it is going to be another artistic mediocrity and tripe) roogh summer for me, but Ithink messianicaDy pronounced ''The I can deal with it. , Final Cut" as the best Pink Floyd As an alleged: friend of mine, album ever. I've got news for you, Jeff Wicks. once said, on several guys. There "'as another album occasions, "it has been real and it Floyd released in 1973. Perhaps has been fun, but it has not been yoo'lI remember it if I teD you ... real run." For all the returning ? students next semester, have a But "Cut" is indeed a fine healthy, happy, and safe summer. album. Waters has settled down For aD those lucky graduates, since ''The Wall," and perhaps he good luck in the job market. To the found an outlet for some or his hard working secretaries in the frustrations in the movie. For Student Life Office, thanks ror aD "Cut" is moving, tragic and yoor help. Yoo make paperwork beautiful. True beauty is enjoyable ... weU almost en- something I felt "Tbe Wall" joyable .. well less painful. To lacked. the PSGA, don't take the first part ''The Final Cut" contains a of this article serious well at mixture or tracks written for tbe least not too serious O.K. so I movie and new material focusing meant every word, so what. see 00 the Falklands War, the new you next faD. Til then, take care. depression and the "alcohol soft middle age" the group finds themselves in. Ten years have slipped by since the release of "Time," but Roger Waters has finally caught up with the sun again. "The Post War Dream" opens the album, and the question is plaintively posed: "Maggie (Thatcher) what have we done to England?" The album's cover has four photographs: a soldier with a knife in his back, standing in a poppy field; a Japanese steelworker; an atomic explosion by Nick 'lbome This, being the rina! issue of the semester, is the best lime to write an article for the RaJller. That way. if any of the readers become alUlOyed by what I write, they can't write an,ytbing nasty ahoot me until next semesters paper com.. oot. Heck, by that time they will probably forget Why they were licked off in the first place. I hope. Hey, if John "The Big One" Kovalic would have realized this, he coold have saved himseJf a lot of problems. Iwas going to write ahoot aD the great things the Student Government did Ior everyone this year, but I just cooldn't remember anything they did I was shocked to find oot that the PSGA actually held a meeti"ll ~JlI daylight hoor on May 9th at 1:30 p.m, I asked Terry Tunks, In disbelief, "How can this be?" Terry informed me that they only met to appro"e the minutes and then call ror adjoernment. Thanks anyway, to aD the senators and committee members. for the Job yoo have dme this year. whatever it was. Fint come the finals and then com.. the End. But didn't yoo ever wonder, what comes alter the End' For some, summer school will rill the void between now and the raD For others, it is hack to ye olde ramily homestead. 1m) If wdl be getling back to the five B' : The Brew..... Bratwurst, Bee r , Beach. and Beautiful Women in Bikinis. I mean, really he indeed tom down the waD to finally show his true self? OneC8Jl only hope, and wait ror rulure offerings. Even though "The Final Cut" may not surpass "Dark Side" in sheer artistic merit, it comes damn close. Don't expect the crashing guitars and primal screams of "The WaD." Then tb< tiger broke free. Now the man comes forth. Tbe album is dedicated to tb< memory of Eric Fletcher Walen, who died in Italy at the Anzi. beachhead. It is a fitting bibute and the underlying sadness can be felt in every song. The imagery is rich and at times painful, endilW after the screaming "Not Now John" in "Two Suns in the Sunset," voicing Waters' premonitioo of the holocaust to come. The final live lines probably sum up the philosophy or ''The Final Cut." Pink Floyd leaves us, perha ps for the last time, with these words: •'Finally I understarxl, the feelings of the rew Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend We were all equal in the end." Four and a half out or five. linked. "Possible Pasts, tt "Paranoid Eyes" and "Not Now John" are some of the better tracks on the album, even if the released version of "John" has some liberal substitutions in the name of censorship. (You reaDy didn't think Waters would sing "stuff all that," now did you?) Arguably, the classic cuts are "The Fletcher Memorial Home" for incurable tyrants and kings, and "The Final Cut, to which approaches the majesty of "Comfortably Numb." Even if no single song is really as great as "Comfortably," I believe the album as a whole surpasses •'The Wall." Waters has finally set targets in his mind, and Gilmour and Mason play as well as ever. The result is amazing - "The Final Cut" gets hetter with repeated listenings .• lA warning to anyone still in command of their possible future to take care." Running through the tracks are references to "The Wall," "Wish You Were Here" and the superlative "Dark Side of the Moon." As per normal Floyd album, you need to listen very carefully to the background ~LEADER~ Downtown/Kenosha Regency Mall/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear It <01bt ~lUttt~ltnpp .. 11M P ... FEATURING YOUR FAVORITE CANOY, NUTS AND SNACKS SOLO THE OLD FASHIONED WAY CLOSEOUT SALE 50% OFF ALL IIEMS -=- ,.-~- e-. ---..,.,., _..... ~ -"_~"!II.H~ .. • '_ ............ _.~._ --....---olIlXI5' __ ... 01'\,1,,1lf4l ... "'lU.llII'~I.""~ ~ .. - ------------- .:;:..~ OPENS filMY, MAY 13MA THEAJRE NEAR YOU. . Loc.leclln the Union &'r .. r Dir.ctly Across from Ih. Info. Ctr. iSS 9 RANGER Thursday,~y 12, 1913 ..."......~or~~, ~~~.!!~red at marathon shattered by 10 minutes the old vironmentalists, Inc. ~Ieled his run III 3:21: 17 Marathon in l1Ils diVisim ...." Bill ,..,ocd for the Old Style Bald Another division record was t' g home the trophy and set- Lofthus of Madison ..,th • It or Eagle Marathon last Saturday broken by Rich Purdy of mIDg,a new.cour.;e record for his 4:15:08. - "ocning. McBride compleled the Stillwater, MN., with a time of Men s ~lSlon, ages 46 and over. The trophy winner in the 25 and grueling~ ~lle c?urse In 2:45:08, 2:58:27 winning the trophy for the ~~ ha ran the race Inspite of a under division was Micha~1 ",sily wmmng his 26 - 35 age 36-45age men's division. Second in ~arath rns:u::f.~ter lhe race, Starandl,!ilindoro with a fUlish men's division. Second ~n this this division was David Bange ci was u: s t this ~~rse time d 3:41:24 diVisionwas Donald GIlle of La Crosse wilh a time of 3'09'40 tboo second most difficult The hilly, lotm race _ men' Wausau,Wisconsin :with a time of . Don Marathon of Cresco, iA tied :~:n. Gnlbe has ron ac:ross the di\risio~. was. woo by AI Flesch of 2'58:26. The 26 mile and 10km the world's record of completing Carolina y one race, In North Platteville WIth a time of 36:04 ~ce were sponsored by Old Style 52 marathons in 52 weeks when he Com' g , was more dlfftcult. Flesch was lIOl able to break the ;:;"======:::==:==::====.:~===~=:~==,,,,~~~:;;;:~m~=I~n~~s~e~c~on~d~~be~h~,~n:d record of 32:46 which he had set Golden Rondelle features ~.::rMa=i;": ~a: Winning the lOkm race • women's divisioo . v.:as Susan Theisen of Dubuque. lA with a time of 49:32. Kim Schleicher of HaIlOVef'. IL came in second With a time of 55:47 CornellAstronomer Is there life on other planets or are we alone in the universe? Dr. f'rank Drake, Cornell University astronomerand father of S.E.T.I. ,Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence)will discuss his eflorts to find evidence of exlraterrestriallife, on Wednesday, lIay 25, at the Golden Rondelle Theater in Racine. The program rin begin at 7:30 p. m. Dr. Drake, an expert in radioastronom ical technology, <ooduded the firsl organized !lf3rch for extraterrestrial intelligentradio signals, known as PROJECTOZMA, in 1960.He has Iinee served as Chief of the Lunar and Planetary Sciences section of Ibe Jet Propulsion Laboralory of lbe California Institute of Technology;Associale Director of Ibe Cenler for Radiophysics and Space Research at Cornell University i Director of the Arecibo Observa tory in Arecibo, Puerto Rico; and, Director of the National Astronomy and Ionosphere Center. In addition, SmaII Busi ness Workshop "How to Work (Successfully) withYour Accounlanl" will be the IIbjeclof a program at Parkside from9 a.m. 10 noon on Tuesday, llay 17in Union 207. ClI6tof Ihe program, which will address topics including understaooingthe accountant's role lDSmall business, how to improve lllsiness relationships with actWntants and how accountants can serve as "trouble shooters," • 15.which includes the cost of hand • out materials and refresh· ... nts. hstructor will be Robert R. DaVidson, an associate professor Ii buSiness and area business agentfor University of Wisconsin - Extension. Davidson, a financial IIlanagemenlspecialist who holds Dlastersdegrees in finance and tQsiness administration, teaches and counsels small business PI'oprietors in Milwaukee, Racine andKenosha. He has six years of business :~gement experience in small f'IL~mess in Milwaukee and ","cago. Cornplete registration material <an be obtained by wri ling: . University Extension UW - ~kside, Tallent Hall,' Box No. ...... Kenosha, WI 53141, or by <:aUmgGlenn Bozan coordinator Ii Business Outrea~h at UW - Parkside, 553-2047or 553-2189. The program is sponsored by ~ Small Business Development ~ter, Ihe Departmenl of lness am Management, and !he Cooperative Exlension Ser- ~at UW - Parkside and by the ·-.::n(~ha • Racine Extension. Senior Art Show An OIJeningfor the Senior Art ~ will be held at The Parkside fromGallery on Monday, May 16 ~ 7· 9 p.m. Participants in the llet are Dorothy Bark, William ~ Ill, Frank Mandli, Bermce ~pe, and Chris Simson. Dr. Drake has remained active in teaching and has been the Goldwin Smith Professor of Astronomy at Cornell since 1976. Dr. Drake's presentation "Searching for Other W<rlds i~ Space," is part of the Discovery Series sponsored by the Cornell C~ub of Wisconsin. This year's Discovery program will also in· c1ude a screening of uCornell," a film highlighting Ihe Cornell University campus, its programs and people. Handicapped Awareness Week (May 15-22), Helen Keller's story Will he retold when "The Miracle Worker" is shown at the Golden Rondelle Thealer on Thursday, May 19 at 7:00 p.m. This 1962film tells the gripping story of Annie Sullivan's struggle 10teach the 7 - year - old Helen to communica te with a world she could neither see nor hear. Together they triumphed over incredible oods. Anne Bancroft won the Best Actress Oscar for her role as the dedica ted Miss Sullivan and Patiy Duke won the Best Supporling Aclress Oscar as the raging and desperalely isolated Helen. Scholarship available GIll lotah", .1 200 ID hoi a.. p fundo al 11 Park Ide were Uc.plecI It Fndoy by !be em &o.rd of~. IS HiJcIa G ...... >quI.1. 10 K emenal Sd~l'IhIp fund Glf 10 Par d Genenl SchoIarahip Fund rarne from TomIJIl_ PIzza arp dord. II H LIddicoat K "00 Robert and All.,. a DuncIee. III aDd Ih..., by \'8 _ daIMn " ... - 01daIMn P a loW of S1S 10 UlIo P ,~r;de;;'~;-:: DIVIS m Fa ... 1t .~ p aad a~lof lothe nJa SdloIarslu p 10 musI. Coming Events MOVIE 'For Yt/AJItEyts Only PC; Ci...,...,. MOVIE 'For Your EYftOnl,. fOG ~,.",,-,.I. COURSE VK4I100ftPhDtoof"aptr,- .11 0"' a Sponsored by UW e,. ..... on The Miracle Worker Left blind, deaf and mute by an early childhood illness, Helen Keller battled 10 overcome her handicaps and her struggle stands as a tribute to the power of love, patience and determination. With the understanding guidance and "tough" love of Annie Sullivan, her "miracle worker," Helen became one of this century's great American figures and an outstanding spokeswoman for all handicapped people. In recognition of National Reservations for this program are requested and can be made by calling the Rondelle al 631-2154 Monday Ihrough Friday (TTY1552-9656). This fiim will be inlerpreled for the hearing . impaired, There is no admission charge. The Golden Rondelle TheatB" is located at the corner of 14th and Franklin Streets in Racine. FINAL STUDENT PAYROLL CHECKS If you would like your final check(s) mailed fo you, send a written request to the Payroll Office: 1. In the request include your address and date of check. 2. Attach a self - addressed stamped envelope for each check. Optional request forms available at the Union Info Desk and Payroll Office. Questions? Call 553-2256 PARKSIDE UNION STUDENT JOB OPENINGS AREAS: UNION SQUARE BAR RECREATION CENTER SWEETSHOPPE SPECIAL EVENTS ALL POSITIONS ARE AVAILABLE FALL SEMESTER. JOBS BEGIN AT $3.35/HR. APPLICATIONS ARE AVAILABLE IN RM. 209 OF PARKSIDE UNION. IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING POSITION: HOURS: STUDENT MANAGER EVENINGS & WEEKENDS APP. 20 HR.lWEEK COORDINATE EVENING & WEEKEND OPERATION OF PARKSIDE UNION $3.75/HR. STARTING RESPONSIBILITY: WAGE: APPLICATIONSS CALROESE ~~~~h~: ::,:.T ~F APPLICATION PARKSIDE UNION. ... T.ewIa., ..... ,. 17 WORKSHOP t400Jrt 'O'WQrIl weaw\lftyW Y.." ~ '2OC 101'" de'l'a s I.,IY ." .... CAfl • .. WATCH FOR LIVE ENTERTAINMENT ON WEEKENDS f't"'" Ma.,. 'WORKSHOP Howto9QtoWOr.o;W GoWlgc: ... tot del ... IS Spoo'aored bY UN E • ...-slon WORKSHOP 'a'un' Pnofo9raQtly at' PAll __ T.a tot~f on. Spclnil:lf'Wd Dr UW' Ex ........ "ALm AI aHlSI P. IS 10 Thursday. May 12. 1983 RANGER ~Shots SPOrts year in Review awto spring and baseball. The Brewers are getting off to a slow start as are some IX the players. G<r~an Thomas has only two home runs and is batling under .200. But this won't last for long. The Parkside baseball team is having a rough year, al5!'. • I In the obituary column IS Bear Bryant, he died last fall, just one month after retiring as coach of Alabama. Sports Shots Spots: Well, Billy Martin did it again. He got hit With a three - game suspension and a fine for kicking dirt on an umpire last week. Some things never change ... The Chicago Cubs won a game last week, prompting speculation that they might begin making a run at the N.L. East tille; however, they lost the next day ... Well. that's all I can think d now. See you next year (maybe). Welcome to the last sports oeclton of the 1982-83 school year; more specifically, welcome to the last Sports Shots 01 the year. As is typical with us sports columnists, we are alm .. t obligated to do a run - down of the past year's ....,nts In the world of sports, both nationaDy and locally. I am no esceplion. So. without lurther adieu, the YEAR I SPORTS!!! A htlle dcser to home, the Parllslde soccer team had a lant. tic year. Their regular aOOD record was 17-2-2, and broke 17 school records. They were ranked In the top 10In NCAA DtVialCID II, the NAJA. and they quahfied for the AlA post season tournament. They were one game away from goong to the National Championship The Women's CrOlSS Country Team wa also successful, placing ~th In the NCAA Divisioo II Aerobic Class Parllslde will he oflering two eight week modular courses this ccrnil"li fall in Aerobic exercise. The modulars, worth one credit e ch. ",II be taught by Mary Jane rreoo who is "super as far as enlhusium. mobvabon. cariDI. t... gIuJea. and Imowledge are .-emod, .. according to past students The co - ed classes will meet n..rsdays Irom 5-6:40 p.m. with no prerequisite requirements. Men's Tennis by Carr. Cariello Mooday, April 25, the Rangers took on Carthage College in an away meet. The Rangers won 7-2. Tuesday. April 26, the Rangers Nationals, and placing 8th of 25 teams in the NAJA Nationals beld here at Parkside. Winter of '82 brought us basketbaD; the Rangers and the Bucks. Parkside's new coach, Rees Johnson, had begun the new season with a bunch of unknown players, due to the defection of most of last year's team. The team had a rough time for the first half of the season, due to injuries and ineligibility. Then, in the first two months of '83, the Rangers caught fire and won their last eight regular season games and the first two games of the District 14 tournament. Then, at Stevens Point. the Ranger bubble burst. They came back to Parkside disappointed, but not as losers. They held their heads high, and are looking forward to next year. SPORT NEWS took 00 Lake County College. The Rangers won 7·2. All single matches were won. Mike Brinen (who usually plays only doubles) also defeated his opponent in a single match. Wednesday. April 27, the Rangers took 00 carroll College. The r1D81 score was 7-2, Ranger favor. AU single matches were woo but only one d... ble match . was won. TbJrsday, April 28, the Rangers beat Lake Forest College. The final score was 5-4. Friday, April 29, the Rangers look 00 Concordia College. The final score was 12-0, Ranger favor. AU single and double matches were won. Mike Brien played a single match and Reuben Montoya also played in single and double matcbes. Monday. May 2, the Rangers look on Northeastern illinois. The final score was 7-2 giving the Rangers another victory. Wednesday, May 4, the Rangers look 00 Lake County College. Rangers lost 0-9. Thus completes the Ranger Tennis team season. Their seasonal record stands at 15-18.Congratulations on a fine season, - Day With The Brew-crew by Maureen Burke during batting praclice. We w.... and Carra Cariello allowed to ask questioos so long we didn't say any of the guys w as our fav~ite players, and we di~ hug (or Jump on) them. Also t couldn't ask for autogr.p~e Fortunately for lIS lawly ~ writers, we have the bravery of bull. We approached Edgar YOl~ better known as Ned Y08t W' asked what he liked best ~~ playing for the Brewers. Hisrepl was tha t he likes the players ~ best. Of course, once we got OUr bravery up to fuD force, Wew.... dragged off the field and told to indulge our energies in eating We had the famous "BasebaU Buffet," which consisted of hot dogs, brats, potato salad, bea .. and vegetables. After filting OUr stomachs and flirting With the sports writers from the other colleges, we headed onward to the field to witness the Brewers take on the White Sox. The Brew.... beat the Sox 4-3. Ben Oglivie hit the winning home run, Then we were homeward bound. All we have to say is that the highway is the best place to pick up guys. Even when you aren't allowed to open the windows due 00 exhaust smoke. Here we are, the two lowly outcasts who write Sports for the Barger ready to tell you about our adv~nbJres with the Brewers. (Some of our adventures can't be printed, but we'll tell what we cant ) It'was the Annual State College Media Day at County Stadium on April 26. We Ranger Sportswnters gathered along with other college Journalists to listen t~ ~lve speakers who gave us the insight on Sports Media involving the Brewers. The first speaker was Dick Hackelt - Vice President of Marketing. After Mr. Hackett, we heard from Tom Skibosh (Director of Publicity), Bill Haig (Vice President of Baseball Operations), Mike Hogan (Brewer TV Announcer), Tom Flaherty (Milwaukee Journal Baseball Writer) ahd Mario ZHno (Asst. Director of Publicity). Each of them provided an interesting presention of what their jobs involve, what it took to get there and wha t they enjoyed about it. Afler the presenta lions we were allowed to go out on the field Women's Softball The Womens Softball Team won against UW·Superior in the District 14 playoffs. The first game's score was 4-0. The best balling average of the day went to Janet Broeren (2 for 4) and Cindy Ruffert (j for 2). "J hate to single out players because everyone does a fine job," commented Coach Linda Draft. The second game of the best of three series also went to the Rangers, 9-4. Lea Hammen (2 for 4) had a double that drove in 2 runs. Hammen moved. into the leading batter position because Laura Laurenzi tore some ligaments in her thumb in a recent game. Laurenzi had surgery on Monday. The team left today to play against Winona State University in the Bidistriet Championships. "If records say anything we are the more experienced team on the The Parkside Union DINING ROOM: COfFEE SHOPPE: UNION SQ. GRill: UNION SQ. BAR: REC CENTER: SWEET SHOPPE: FINALS WEEK REGULAR HOURS THRUMAY19 CLOSEDMAY20 UNT1LJUNE20 REGULAR HOURS CLOSED REGULAR HOURS • REGULAR HOURS MON. THRU FRI. 1-5 P. M. SAT. CLOSED SUNDAY REGULAR HOURS ..... ~. - SEMESTER BREAK CLOSED REGULAR HOURS CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED SUMMER SCHOOL 7:30 a. m. - 1:30 p. m. CLOSED CLOSED lla.m.-S:3Op.m. MON. THRU THURS. lla_m.-2p.m. FRIDAYS 6p.m.-l0p.m. MON. THRU FRI. CLOSED SAT_ &SUN. CLOSED field (Winona is 10-7and Parkside is 31-8.) But whenever we get into a tournament sitw..tion, we tno. we are going 00 have to work to win," said Draft. If the team wins this weekend they then advance to Nationals for the third year in a row. Varsity Classes As many athletes discovono! when they went to register for lao classes varsity field eXperienceII not heing offered. According to Assistant Athletic Director Linda Draft because of an NAJA rule athletes can only get one creditfor participation. Instead 01 offelin& the class for all four years of aD athlete's eligibility and then determine when they could get credit, the department decided to drop the classes altogether. Women's Track The Womens Track team participated in an unusual meet this past weekend. The meet was an open meet held at Ul-Chieage where the participants were the womens team, the Chicago Men', Track team, Parkside's racewalkers and a few unattached runners. Sue Meyer qualified for the NAJA Nationals in the 10,IlOO meter run. Her time was 39:05. Jane Roscykowski recorded • personal best in the IlOO meter ruo. Her time was 2:26. Coach Mike DeWill woo the 10,000 incter in 45:03. Mark Manning finished in 46:50.6 and Dave Larwence followed closely in 46:52. Ron Condon and Tim Houden finished in 52:03and 52:06 respectively. Former Parkside walker Mike Rumhe1hart finished in 50:22. Men's Baseball by Maureen Burke . Carroll College is probably sorry tha t they ever had to play the Rangers. Parkside beat them liHl. Then on Thursday, May5,the team played Concordia in the WICA Playoffs. The Ra~ers andre rated number 1 in the playoffs. trounced Concordia 10-0 in a 7 inning game. Thanks! I would like 00 lhaok the following people: Maureen Burtte, Scott Carmalte, carra caneDo, Carol Kortendick, Robb wehr, Dan Dowhower and La~ra Peterson for a fine job in cov~ Parkside sports this year. I w nd also like to thank the coaches a administration for answering questions and giving quotes : easily. A special thank Y'"' 01 Linda Draft for taking care aU intramurals. Good luck to teams next year. ;;a toMY GIRLS: Mamie & Kathy, I will miss rOll this summer. CRASH ..... 11: Congratulations on a beautIful Job! GoClclluck to all of you on 82-83 staff "I,. . 10: It'S only 698 nours until we take offl LOVE MOLLY I&,ANCHE: Hope to see you on the Softball FItld. POlly & Molly . fMAJfK5 TO Stlln ttle Man and Cecil B. wOld til pllrtlers! I Thank you to all of you who made the news. ANY SCOOTIE: The racoons and I are ready for ... tltl",,! xox H.Il. KATHY R.: Don't you know that stuff Is bad IOl" yOU?1 TOCHRISSIE: Have a nice summerl JOEY TOIEITH & PAT H.: Have a nice summer! JOEY . TOJANE: Have a great summer! JOEY TOMAROIE: Have a great summer! JOEY TO~~o-.: see you next fall, I'll miss you! BEWARE: It's only 3 months 'til DOJA'S return!! 'run-hide! II.O'EI FORliE S••• ER SEASON PUI ..... CAMP•• ' RE.IALS .2 MAN TENTS .4 MAN TENTS • SLEEPING BAGS • GROuND PADS • GAS HEATERS • GAS LANTERNS • OOOKSTOIIES • OOOKING KITS • ICE CHESTS eWATER JUGS .CANTEENS e VITTLE KITS e CNN> SHOVELS e BELT AXES e HUNTING KNIVES • POCKET KNIVES . eCQW>ASSES e FIRST AID KITS eFLASHLIGHTS e CNN> STOOLS • FISHING RODS • FISHING NETS • FISH BASKETS AIYAICE II.YAIIOIS IICISSARY CALL: 553.2401 RANGER --Personals __ DOJA: We'. miss youl CHICKENS'AK- Or 5hCIu~ dresed ilkI' ";erlll WEeD you My U... COMPUTER: CLU.: S.me heel,..., .,..r? an INNOCENT 8ysranr:ftr CONGRATULATIONS To All Gc'~t ACSPeopl .. KnockemdMdIIIOlfa,': unc:onclousl ' HERE'S TO GOOD FRIENDS Pat H. R G.• Greg, Andy IL Pat.t. Ken M Mnood S.,8I'"enda S, Pat . .s.tf W l.....v. R" S Thanks fW betng !heI'e when l'O'I -.. Karen Norwood TO DAR'S HUS.... ND: 5'- loves you .... rtIough she di6n't want klput. c .... "teeI I TO ELLA AND DAR AND MILLIE YOU'~ the world's best secret., e for encb afldi employen. See ya ~I ,..... 1 ELLA: Keep up ft'te good work.. You ..... fantastic! ! IETH: Craw up 10 be- a$ nice Iovong.'" consider.~ as your mom ..d Y'OU' be • wondf!'rlul PHXln but then you .~ are. Take care of yourwtt. you rnotlCll' you. Karen y "'_''''''ft ....._- ..... Il.oYe m caes. Pat H. , -"'l>l(,~~ ~ ',-':;;j, • ~~ I PAT: k's good to have a great friend like youl Congratson the graduationl Ed ~~ "' STEVE: How's Joa Laurie? THE 80~' Tammy. Peggy and BOB: How was Clnd ? H Cindy. and What is)'Cin;W,,"pCindr? Who Is MATT y. ald,Na! FAN CHUCK: We're happy tnat ....._ happy and w .. '0C"f mother Is WATCH 0 IITh~to meet yOU! "K" UT PARKSIDE' or J pass glls on you. 'OK'" ee Cue. will ~~~~E:, Need some Pllpet'"'? Drop 601 DICE:~o~~a;.rleb·b~llInd Shellll? BOB $ u 'I. THE BOYS ';tIRER: Get a job! EX.PRES OMAR:Gotorit! . JILL: You never id , JEFF or you're 8 inches. BLONDIE plu$ TAMMY .. WINKING TIGER. sa.':'S STINKY equlIls AL: Break some mOl'"e!!! S&M&K N·;OSR~·A.: eewere of the V.S.P.S.P .• THE JOHN: I'm madly In lovewitt\ at the END. Love, BRUCE you . .Yoeetme J~:V::f~~s~:0~;;r;~~';U meee public YOJr JOHN: I'm lealous! BRUCE PAT HENSIAK: nas cllused m • rnerest u MIKE SR. 'I son nIght. MikE SR.; You're reet cute, 'Ill know thllt? Real cute. THANKS FOR helping stuff n stutters TANKS TUNKS '. 5PEC~AL thanxs te eveev one whO pushed (' me mto StUdent Activities. You know wh~ you lire! VALERIE TO WHOMEVER IT CONCERNS' The :;=~'s Track 'reem had 16memb~s thiS DAVE D., Mike S.. Chris W., Kathy K., Mike N., O.onna N., Jeff K., Amy B., Bill, Laurll, Karne, and esp. Jim J.: Thanksll million to all of you. I never would have made it home .. v.;~~YOU',God Bless your wheels. KATHY R. K ..HOW~ Kelly, Janet, Marcie, Jill, Laura, Chns: Tma, (have I forgot anV'?), and What s Her Name ... On yell, Debbie No wonder you were never In your office SIGNED, UNSIGNED. . 1It()()lrrMu.,.a 'IIIAlfTaD .... ---- - , ...;:;:..:=-"':':~ tnClftJtl; ,. m. "A"nD J....-- .. II' ..... F. FAMILY FUN ATTHE END PARKSIDE UNION REC CENTER FAMILY BOWLING - PRIZES EVERYONE CAN WIN ALL AGES 50¢ A Game 3 for a Buck •• • * * FREE BUIAIIJ5 * *10' * 2 FOR 1 SOD * FOR PLUS (J FOR LANE OR TABlE RESERVATIONS CAU.: 553-2695 OR JUST SHOW UP AND WEU WORK YOU I 12 Thursday, May 12,1983 RANGER • PARTICIPATION IN WOMEN'S SPORTS has risen greatly In recent years. Women's Track (which had 16 members) and Women's softball are two examples: upper left: Janet Broenen heads for home; middle Jeft: a 31-8 record Isn'!all fun and games; lower left: just running around; center top: the he stays together (Spino, N'eyer and RoczykOWSkl). team that works toget Pfrlestlfer stays tough during a track workout; u~ center baHam: Linda the Intensity of a volleyball player who runs traCk right: laurie H~ ShoAAhaustakes the big swing. . also; lower right. Ann - GRAND OPENING! Royal Treat Sale! Sunday May 15. thru Friday. 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Rt.50 Kenosha, Wisconsin Kenosha, Wisconsin (Paddock Lake) salem, Wis. 414·694·1380 414-657-1340 414.843-2388 WE'RE HERE 10 HELP YOU IRO •• CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 11, issue 30, May 12, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1983-05-12 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System faculty personnel review committee parkside activities board (PAB) S.C. Johnson teaching excellence award tenure the end uw-system board of regents vice-chancellor lorman ratner