https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/dbd0469f395475a79a7f7b133c91534f.pdf 376a3c8c26b79cbda2b6fcfd905dd78c Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 14 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Twas still light before Christmas and in the White House Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ||5i3|| was still light before Christinas and iq tl)e White House ^ Hot a creature was stirring—rjot ever} a rrjouse. A.n^ Kancy in fechicj 55? And Kan in his cap ^}\ Had just settled down Jor th^1" afternoon rjap, sT/^ "Whcn /roin tl^e next roorn there arose such a clatter/ 8ince Meese didqtwafe hirrj, 'Ken thought nothing % ^atteT^|§| Het vi>hat shoul d appear bejbre $yon $£agatfs eyes ^ut a gaunt, ghostly rnan, which was ^uite a surprise, L\ i\j His chains apd coin boxes weight h^ life a brick; cRpn Knew in a rnorrjent it wasn't ^aint^tfieK,. the ghost of 3akg jVfarley," the ghost said with a §neert, r University of Wisconsin - Parkside er Thur day, December 9, 1982 Vol. 11 - No. 14 " wa5 still light hef ore Q\rist1:''1~ and it1 t~e White House. · 11 " ~ot a creature was st1rrui.g--11ot eve11 a ti102.tse. ~ I . Attd:Na.qcy in kychieJ ~~ At1d ~t1 °111 his cap -==- ~ Hdd just seitled dowf'l .for their after11001') 11a_p, i~, W~eq from the ~~t room tllere arose such a dait~r ! ~ ~ Si~c.e ~~e did111it'Wa~ him, ~tl tl7_oug~t 11otlti11g tlie matter.~ Ye-t -w~at ~tiou1d appear ~for~ ~rt ~garf s e!Je-S ., Uut a gaunt, gho~t1~ m.a11, -whicl? -was <wite a surprise. I ~ ~\ N is eyes-oh 110-w suUeii_l --.._, 1/11I .IJ:RIHl.':B::!, His Jace draw11 aiid sad.- 1 1 1 l _,"""'""'· , lfis pi~i1 Q1.1t1% 1it,ip af!d his breath -was so bad! • ~ i) Jfls chains aQd coll) boxec> -weighed hini dowri ill%_ a brick;_ ~ ' ~11 !Q1ew ill a mome11t it -wa:;q't £amt ~e~. =- ~J'lll -tlte g~ost 2J: Ja~ :1Jar1ey," ~e g~o~t sail3: witl\ a SQeer. _ ~ _ - ~- 8>a11ta's bus~ cw1th poor fol~ anct couldn "t be here." ~~Sut ~a~a~ re_pli~d, "nott't tell JJ€ to repent! ~-~- ~-~;You -will Jina t10-where qear a more geqerotti gent!'' !I · iThe iho©t 8>aid, :•1 doubt_ no~ Bot.Ir daimed_ge.ttero~it,~; .,~ J belie'Ve you'rVe di~p1a]Jed 1t w1tli Qfi;eQero~rt,~. '-.4The fact that 1Jau1t i~ your nabit in which: ~~:-r,,_-~~ ; ;! you . steal Jrom. the poor and you gii>e to the ricq. ,, -· ---•~ ~ ._ -~ ..::: ....... .... by Sharron Aken From Nov. 29at9 a. m. to Dec. 1 at 8 p. m. 3,642 students completed early spring registration. Last year's early spring registration was 3,214 students. By early students hope to avoid problems with closed classes. "However, there are numerous class sections closed, but it is not unusual. It happens every semester, and is not a crisis," said Gail Starks, student data analyst. Many of the requirements such math and English are closed. In addition, the business department seems to be filling up very fast. A list of all the closed sections follows: 01SC NURS- 210 08 230 01 08 230 0 01 08 230 0 02 08 332 D 02 08 332 0 93 08 332 L 02 08 332 L 03 tH5 222 01 15 330 01 25 112 H 01 25 112 M 02 , , 2 5 123 01 ^25 332 * H 51 33 435 01 A CMPTR S 3* 130 M 01 34 130 M 02 34 130 M 03 34 130 H 04 34 130 H 05 1*5 01 cJlH* 370 01 41 105 01 41 105 02 41 202 01 41 290 02 42 100 04 42 101 03 42 101 04 42 101 05 42 101 06 42 101 07 42 101 10 42 101 11 42 101 16 42 102 01 42 102 02 42 102 03 42 102 05 42 102 06 42 102 07 42 102 08 42 201 01 Continued On Page Three by Bob Riesling News Editor The Parkside Student Government Association will not be able to transfer funds into needy accounts, according to a decision by SUFAC which says that PSGA may not make the transfers until they take action to pay off the debts. The three accounts which are short at this time are travel, mailing and the secretary's salary account. The total debt to be paid is about $550. PSGA will not be able to travel and they will not be able to pay their secretary until the problems are ironed out. An initial proposal put before the senate several weeks ago was rejected because it had allocated money from the student government's personal account to help make up the shortfall. The personal account is composed of money from other than normal by Jeff Wicks What does Parkside offer that K-Mart doesn't offer? The smart Christmas shopper was here last Saturday as the eighth annual Holiday Arts and Crafts Fair offered everything from a solid oak rocking horse for Junior ($40.00) to a pair of h and - knitted slippers for Gramma ($5.00) to a rubber - molded plaster of paris E.T. statuette ($8.00) for whoever! Although there is no official record of attendance, Assistant Coordinator for Student Activities Marilyn Bugenhagen estimated between 6000 and 7000 people attended the fair in a period of six hours. Almost all items sold by the 223 merchants exhibiting their wares were hand - made, and even the most choosy shopper could find that "perfect holiday gift." Among the hundreds of different items to choose from was woodcrafted knick - knacks, tableware, clocks, mirrors, signs, Ijand - finished cribbage tables, and even hair - dryer holders, all hand - made. A wooden dollhouse that was sold right away went for $100. There were various types of pottery, plaster, ceramic, porcelain, greenware and glassware products displayed, and the buyer had much to choose from. Towels, table linens, embroidered quilts, Bargello pillows, and outerware of various materials and colors were offered, and jewelry, paintings, pictures, greeting cards and other paper products, and even Borgana home - made puppets were for sale. "We've been coming here for the last three years," said Keith Wendling, an exhibitor from Mt. Prospect, Illinois, "and this is the biggest craft show we attend." Although Wendling and his family travel to other craft shows to sell their merchandise in towns like Antioch, Libertyville and Grayslake, Wendling said this was his biggest money - maker. Some merchants have their own gift shops, such as Dory Alexander from Bassett, Wisconsin, who only attends big fairs. "They have to be big shows to pay off," she said. Others, like Angie Gionco are dealers for companies that specialize in crafts in addition to making her own crafts. She added that this was also her biggest craft show of the year. For some exhibitors, craft shows like this one are their only source of revenue, according to Bugenhagen. A single space to rent for the fair cost $13.25 and there was a waiting list of over 25 exhibitors DOLLS seen who had to be turned down due to a lack of space, even though there were tables lined up on sides of the entire length of the concourse and filling the Union Dining Room. ' There were some admitted flaws in the registration process of the exhibitors who were able to rent a space, such as a lack of manpower and tables, but after the fair was opened to the public, the merchandisers were ready to do business. Bugenhagen stressed that the registration process was at craft fair. one problem that had to be worked out for next year. There was live entertainment provided for shoppers and both the Union Square and the Coffee Shop in Wyllie Library - Learning Center was open to accomodate hungry buyers. What sold the best during the fair? Most people agreed that it was Christmas wreaths, which were made in different sizes, materials and colors. Overall, the day proved to be eventful for all involved. funding channels such as segregated fees. It is source of discretionary for the student government. PSGA has not been able to take action on a new measure present because of delays in holding meetings during two weeks. For of Thanksgiving the break with their normal schedule. week a meeting was scheduled for 9:30 Wednesday evening, but cancelled for lack of quorum, and was rescheduled for evening, Thursday. That day a notice meeting was placed over announcing the meeting, four to five senators were present. It was undetermined cancelled the meeting. PSGA is planning on drawing up an alternate proposal, by president Jim Kreuser President Chuck Betz, for presentation at this meeting. Intramurals On Mondays, students, faculty and staff are welcome to badminton. Play will be unscheduled. All those interested in having a w.orkout on the court should simply show up in the gym between noon and 2 p.m. until semester break. All men interested in competing in the men's Basketball League must have their roster and entry form turned in to the Physical Education office by Friday, Jan. 7 at 4:30 p.m., preferably before end of the semester. Play will begin on Sunday, Jan. 16 and will continue until the round robin completed. Games will scheduled at 3:30, 4:30 and 5:30 p.m. Those interested in playing simpler version of basketball should enter the Coed 2 on 2 Basketball League. One male one female constitute a team each player must score five baskets. The first team to score five apiece wins. The only rule is that a women's varsity team player cannot team with a varsity team player to compete in the league. Play will on Wednesdays from 1-2 p.m. beginning Jan. 26. The entry deadline is Wednesday, Jan. 19. by Pat Hensiak Editor The University of Wisconsin System exists to students a quality educational The United Council, a statewide lobbying group, tries to ensure that quality experience academically and socially to all the students in the state. There are a multitude of things United Council can do if given the chance. Recently, Phil Pogreba announced his candidacy for the president of United Council. Pogreba has been in the Senate here at Parkside for the past two years. He has been participating in United Council for the past year. When serving as the President Pro Tempore of the Senate, Pogreba sat on all committees. Within faculty committees, he has served on Academic Program Planning and Review, Academic Actions, Library Learning Center Committee, and the Disciplinary Committee. Within Administrative Committees, Pogreba has served time Housing Task Force, Resident Assistant Search and Screen Committee, Minority Retention Program Coordinator Search and Screen, and Financial Aids Appeal Hearing. "I've been in Parkside's Student Government for two years now," explained Pogreba. "By participating in United Council meetings, I've learned the ins - and - outs of t hat organization as a whole. I'd like to step in next year and better communications within the UW system schools. I'd like to see a lot of promoting in the area of in ter - campus activity. By that I mean campuses working together on projects that will better our whole system. A main thrust would have to come in the area of communication. Perhaps a way to develop this would be the implementation of a statewide computer system. The location for the base would be in Madison, and all of the other campuses would connect to the terminal. Through grant writing, we could acquire the money necessary to make a move like this." Pogreba also pointed out that since the '60's and early '70's, student activism has changed considerably. Students no longer take the disagreements they have into the streets in the forms of protests and riots. Activists today are taking the disagreements to the committee and negotiating table. "This has been a positive move for students. It is important that work be done constantly to ensure that students right's statewide are not violated. I'm willing to work diligently on the of - Administration means of - administration system. Last Ranger of semester 1982at UW^ark^dp1 ^Vh I*anger marks of semeste have enJ^aSe^^^n/n^^rTrt'ly ^ °Ur di s t r i b u t e d ' ' I l ^Ra ' J .he , ^ r s t R anger o f the new y e a r w i l l Display ?d?er^silr^7na"d eVery Monday of th* semester, semester. on Jan- 18 and every Tuesday of Classified ads — noon on Jan. 14 and every Friday of the semester. next semSe'^UntiTthen0 workl"g with the Parkside community ag holiday season! 0ur readers a" the best of the com 2 Thursday, December 9, 1982 RANGER Record number of students register early PSGA unable to make budget transfers Kiesling NewsEdltor fWlds ~Y dec1s1on PSG,:\ debts as used as a funds bv 29at9a. 1 p. registering or as Engli h fast . or 01 SC TYPE COURSE SECT CONS NURS 08 ZlO 01 PSYCH .332 ~15 PHY ED 0 0 0 l M 25 -t:"25 • ENGR TECH 3 3 't35 CHPTR 34 31t 1)0 3~ 1 lt5 ~34 CdkH ""M M oz 81 0~ Atl 0 2 ~1 41 ENGLISH ... 2 0.3 '92 04 lOl ll <\2 ~2 ('onllnut'd sala!j' ~ An at deJays the last the week interfered Last was £or the next cancelling the the sign and only who had and Vice week's senate Arts · and crafts fair-ly popular this season Second semester lntramurals byJeUWlcks 40.00l or hand ($5.00) • or 8.00> or or • or woodcrafted • l}and • • • or or • Dlinois, • or or both or or the r~stratioo • sizes ' play badmintoo. 7 the is completed . be a and and val"Sity men's be :-:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:❖:!:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:-;-:-:-:-:-:♦:♦:-:,:♦:♦:♦:-:•:❖:•:.::♦:-:-:-: Pogreba announces candidacy for U.C. I Pat Henslak maintenance or already acquired EdJtor rights, as well as work to see to it Screen Ap- the UW system schools. I'd like to that student rights are increased. peal H~ring. see a lot of promoting in the area This kind of thing has to be or give experience. CoWlCil, or or m or St>nate, committees , PlaMing Committee , Admin1stra tive on the of inter · campus activity. By that priority on any student activists list," concluded Pogreba. explained Pogreba. "By par- together on projects that will . The last subject Pogreba ticipating discussed was Student . Admeetings, I 've learned the ins - thrust would hav~ to_ come in the ministration relations. Pogreba . or that area of commwucat1on. Perhaps feels that Parkside administration a way to develop this would be the is very student oriented. With this implementation of a statewide Pogreba would like to work with computer system. location for the administration to develop a the base would be in Madison, and m~!L'l of. better student • adall of the other caf!lpuses would m1mstrat1on working relations connect to the terminal. Through throughout the entire system PHIL POGREBA · :v:~k? t:Z.~~ssary to make a Last Ranger of semester Thi since the '60's and early '70's, 1982 a~ ~f:iti-~e or Ranger marks the close or the fall semester <I student activism has changed have enjo;edarthi 1 · The Ranger staff sincerely hopes that our readerS O J s semester's newspapers. take the disagreements they have dist~~~arxu2~ l983, the f~rst Ranger of the new year will be into the streets in the forms or semester. · anger deadlines will remain effective during the ~~:,\;- 9 ~m. on Jan. 17 and l'very Monday or the st"mester. ,emt':tt';. a vertislng - noon on Jan. 18 and evl'ry Tuesday of the C'la&slfied ad·s - noon on J an. 14 and every Friday of the semt'tter. We're looking forward to k' . . . . next sem t . wor ing with the Parkside commumty again holl.da Y seesa seorn !U ntil then, we wish our readers all the best of the coming RANGER Thursday, December 9,1982 Applications for a $175 scholarship for the spring semester are invited by the Communication department. This one - time award to a student who intends to pursue an organizational communication career in a business environment »s a gift from Peg Fisher, President of Peg Fisher & Associates of Racine. A consultant / trainer with a national client list, Ms. Fisher presented the second in this fall's series of Modules with Professional Communicators. Ms. Fisher and the Communication Professional communicator offers *175 scholarship faculty welcome all qualified applicants for this cash award. Applicants must: • intend to pursue a career in Organizational Communication in a business setting. • display interest in solving communication problems, and effecting change in business organizations. • have a minimum of two years work experience including part - time work. • pay for own tuition, including loans and work - study. t carry a 3.2 GPA in the Communication major. To apply, submit a letter of application and a resume citing your qualifications and your career goals to Janet Wells, Comm Arts 273, on or before Thursday, Dec. 23. Three members of the Communication faculty will evaluate the applications. The winner will be notified before the opening of Spring semester, and will be presented with the award on Monday, Jan. 17 at 5:00 p.m. — the first of the Spring 1983 series of Modules with Professional Communicators. That imposter struck here Frank many as FISHER, a consultant / trainer who owns Peg Fisher & Associates, helps module students to answer her question: "Why Bother to Communicate in Business?" After conducting two modular sessions in the Professional Communicators Program this fall, Ms. Fisher decided to sponsor a scholarship for a Communication student. Plays at Parkside by Pat Hensiak Editor Abagnale, known to the "Great Imposter," has stopped his college lecturing tour around the country. Abagnale said that he feels bad about explaining to young people, his life of crime. The cancellations for already booked tours came after William Toney, a criminology professor at Stephen F. Austin University told an audience that Abagnale is a somewhat bigger imposter than thought by many. Toney claims his research shows that Frank Abagnale hasn't done many of the things he has claimed. Toney claimed that Abagnale has never impersonated a doctor, an assistant attorney general, or a college professor. Last February 24, Abagnale appeared at Parkside and gave his college lecture. The account he gave was indeed an interesting one, telling that he started at a young age. He had a fascinating talent to make a number of people believe that he was somebody that he actually wasn't. When he was just 16, his parents were in the process of getting a divorce, and Abagnale dropped out of school. He left his hometown of Bronxville, New York and went to New York City. Although he doesn't blame the fact that his parents were getting divorced on his FRANK ABAGNALE seated in the center on the Mike Douglas Show. 3 Glass Menagerie plays this weekend "The Glass Menagerie," Tennessee Williams' American classic, is the fall studio production at Parkside. The play will run this weekend with peter mances at 8 p. m., Friday and Saturday, Dec. 10 an d 11. Williams' autobiographical masterpiece is a memory play, and according to Williams, his play tells the story of "the long awaited, always expected something that we live for." The story takes the form of a young man's recollection of a disheartening past. In the young man's story, his mother's delusions and his sister's frail beauty are both revealed in the glass of fantasy which is finally shattered by the reality brought by a visit from a "gentleman caller." "The Glass Menagerie" opened at the Civic Theatre in Chicago in 1945 to unanimous critical acclaim. It had an even more successful New York run which established Tennessee Williams as one of America's most respected and accomplished playwrights. Williams' plays are considered major works in American literature and include "Night of the Iguana" and two Pulitzer prize - winners, "Streetcar Named Desire" in 1947 and "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" in 1955. Russ Tutterow will direct the production, his first at Parkside. Tutterow is a Chicago - based professional director, playwright, actor and teacher. Tutterow was a founding member and associate director with Chicago's Travel Light Theatre, where his long - running, "P.S. Your Cat is Dead," earned him a Jefferson Citation Nomination for outstanding direction, Chicago's equivalent to New York's Tony Award. Tutterow says, "I chose 'The Glass Menagerie' to do at UW - Parkside for a couple of reasons: because the play has more life, humor and happiness than I have seen in past productions; and because the play should be optimistic and healthy," Tutterow says, "this play shows Williams really loves all his characters, and so the audience can relate to these folks who are not removed from everyday life." One of Williams' important themes about the conflict between the beast and the romantic within each individual is an important keystone of this play. Tutterow also feels that "The Glass Menagerie" is a perfect vehicle to work on within a studio environment. The intimate playing space allows the audience a closer interaction and involvement with the characters, as well as providing valuable training for student actors. Tutterow says, "I find working in the college environment very exciting, and the students at Parkside to be very professional in their approach to their work." When casting this play, Tutterow says, "I did not look for the perfect person to play the role, but instead looked for actors who were flexible. If the actor is flexible, then he and the director can explore the different ways to play the role. The actor becomes more in tune with his own emotions, which in turn makes the role his distinctive personal creation." Members of the cast include: Patricia Casciaro (Kenosha) as Amanda Wingfield, the mother, who lives in a dingy St. Louis apartment with her daughter Laura, played by Rebecca Julich (Racine) and her son Tom, played by David Schroeder (Kenosha). Scott Reichelsdorf (Kenosha) arrives as the gentleman caller. Other members of the production staff include: Barbara Thompson, costume designer, Charles Erven, set designer, and Jon Schoenoff, lighting designer. Admission at the door is $3 f or students, staff and senior citizens and $4 for general admission. If tickets are ordered in advance, admission is $2.50 and $3.50. Seating in the studio environment, wrapping the audience around the play, is extremely limited, so early reservations are suggested. Tickets can be reserved by calling 553-2345 or 553-2042. criminal behavior, Abagnale sees it as a precipitating factor. After coming to the realization that an inexperienced youth doesn't make the kind of money necessary for the lifestyle he wanted, Abagnale turned to other means to get ahead. He stole every dime he needed to satisfy his wants and needs. Abagnale always tried to keep in mind that what he was doing was for monetary reasons, and none other. He was just acting. Abagnale had some interesting methods of operation. His most popular and longest term was as an airline pilot. He actually made himself a Pan American World Airways pilot. He worked his way up through the cockpit ranks of flight engineer, to first officer, to captain. He swindled the company out of a small fortune in cash. He started by letting himself be seen in a pilot's outfit that he picked up from a uniform manufacturer. Unfortunately, he had to remedy the fact that he was a pilot without a license. He found quite a remedy. At first, he simply converted a plain I.D. card into an airline card by using logos available in a model plane kit. He craftily forged a pilot's license by following up on an ad that he saw for the engraving of a pilot's license on a silver plaque. After receiving all of the information needed, set up on a plaque, Abagnale simply had it photocopied and was flying, without question. The only time he got a little jumpy was when he was asked by another pilot What type of equipment he was on. Abagnale only answered with "General Electric," and left as quickly as possible. He never worried about age, because he looked older than 16, and the pilot's uniform made him look even older. After the shady answer he had given the officer who inquired about the type of equipment he used, Abagnale did some serious studying about flying, and found out that he could fly on any airline free of charge. Although Abagnale was often given the chance to take the "wheel," there was never any real danger, because he always put the plane on automatic pilot, and he would sit and talk with the copilot. Continued On Page Nine Registration records set ENGLISH 42 405 P„ HILOS 450 47 101 SPANISH101 48 104 48 104 48 204 CHEMISTRY 62 62 62 62 62 62 62 62 LIFE 64 64 64 64 64 64 64 64 64 MATH 66 66 66 66 66 66 66 66 66 66 102 102 102 102 102 115 203 215 SCI 102 106 106 106 116 210 210 210 360 012 013 013 013 013 013 013 013 014 014 ge Two 66 014 M 54 66 014 M 55 01 66 014 M 56 66 014 M 57 01 66 112 03 01 6666 111122 0045 02 66 112 08 03 04 02 66 142 01 66 142 02 0 03 MATH 0 04 66 142 03 0 05 66 221 03 L 01 66. 222 01 L 03 PHYSICS L 01 67 201 01 01 67 201 0 01 L 03 67 201 L 01 67 201 L 02 L 01 67 202 L 01 L 03 67 202 L 02 L 05 67 223 01 L 07 67 223 L 01 M 81 UE HYGN 01 68 461 01 L 01 MEO TECH L 02 69 101 01 Q 01 BUS&AO 71 SC 100 01 M 02 71 201 01 M 01 71 201 02 M 02 71 201 03 M 03 71 210 01 M 04 71 220 01 M 05 71 303 01 M 06 71 304 02 M 07 71 311 01 M 51 71 321 01 M 53 71 322 01 71 71 71 71 71 71 71 71 n 71 i A:ON" 84 84 84 326 330 345 350 354 371 37 42 _ 447 495 495 722 732 201 201 GEOGRAP2H0Y2 85 290 HISTORY %66 242 01 02 01 02 01 01 02 01 01 0 0 01 01 02 03 02 01 01 DISC TYPE COURSE SECT AR POL SCI f a ! at" 91 MUSIC •^94 ORAMA 98 215 370 370 122 231 342 206 115 01 01 02 01 01 01 01 01 * indicates alternate section is available (ie the class is not really closed) RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 3 Professional communicator offers s175 scholarship Application for a $175 cholarship !or the pring em ter are invited by the ommunication departm nt. Thi faculty welcome all qualifi d applicants for thi ca h award Applicants must; • intend to pursue a career in rganizational Communication in bu ine s etling. application and a resume citing your qualification and your car r goal to Jan t Wells, Comm Arts Z73, on or before Thursday, Dec. 2.'3. Three m mbers of the Communication faculty will evaluate the applications. The winner will be notified before the ~ning of pring semester, and will be presented with the award on Monday, Jan. 17at 5:00 p.m. - the first of the Spring 1983 series of Modules with Professional Communicators. on - time award lo a tudent who intends to pur ue an organizational comm uni ca lion career in a bu ire s environm nt i a gift fr m P g Fi er, Pre ident of Peg Fi her & • display inter -t in solving communication problems, and effecting change in bu ines organizations. That imposter struck here iat or Raci . A consultant / trainer with a national cli nt list, Ms . Fish r pr nted the ond in this fall's series of Modul with Prof si nal Communic l r · . M . Fi her and the Communication • have a minimum of two year work perience including part - time work. • pay for o n tuition. including loans and w k - study. • carry a 3.2 GPA in the ommunication major. To appl , ubmit a l tter of PEG FISHER, a consultant / trainer who owns Peg Fisher & Associates, helps module students to answer her question: "Why Bother to Communicate In Business?" After condudlng two modular sessions In the Protesslonal Communicators Program this fall, Ms. Fisher decided to sponsor a scholarship for a Communication student. Plays at Parkside b PalH n iak Editor Frank Abagnale, known to many as t ''Great Imposter," ha stopped his college lecturing · tour around the countr . Abagnal aid that h feel bad about explaining to young people, hi life of crime. The cancellation for air dy booked tours came arter William Toney, a criminology prof or at Stephen F. Austin Univ rsity told an audience that Abagnale is a somewhat bigger impost!!f than thought by many. Toney claims his research show that Frank Abagnale hasn't done many of the things he has claimed. Toney claimed that Abagnale has never impersonated a doctor, an a sistant attorney general, or a college professor. Last February 24, Abagnale appeared at Parkside and gave his college lecture. The account he gave was indeed an interesting on , telling that he started at a young age. He had a fascinating talent to make a number of people believe that he was somebody that he actually wa n' l. When he wa just 16, his parents were in the process of getting a divorce, and Abagnale dropped out of school. He left his hometown of Bronxviii , 'cw York and went to ' w York City . Although he doesn't blame the (act that his parents were getting divorced on his Glass Menagerie plays this weekend "The Gla s Menagerie," Tennessee Williams' American cla sic, is the fall studio production at arkside. The play will run thi w k nd with pe" formanc at 8 p. m., riday and turday, . 10 and 11. Williams' autobiographical ma terpiece i memory play, humor and happiness than I have seen in past productions; and because the play should be optimistic and healthy," Tutterow Admission al the door is $3 for students, staff and senior citizens and $4 for general admission. ff tickets are ordered in advance, admi ion i 2.50 and $3.50. Seating in the studio environment, wrapping the audience around. the play, is extremely limited, so early reservations are suggested. Tickets can be r erved by calling 553-2345 or 553-2042. FRANK ABAGNALE seated In the center on the Mike Douglas Show. criminal behavior, Abagnale ees it as a precipitating factor. After coming to the realization that an inexp rienced youth doesn't make the kind of money necessary for the lif tyle h wanted, Abagnale turned lo other means to get ahead. He stole every dime he needed to sati ry his wants and needs. Abagnale always tried to keep in mind that what he w doing was for mon tary rea on , and none other. H was just acti . Abagnale had some interesting methods of operation. Hi most popular and longe t l rm was as an airline pilot. He actually made him IC a Pan American World Airways pilot. He worked his way up through the co kpit rank, of flight engineer, to first officer, to captain. He swindled the company out of a small fortun in ca h. H started by letting himself be seen in a pilot's outfit that he picked up from a uniform manufacturer. nfortunately, he had lo remedy the fact that he was a pilot without a license. He found quite q remedy. At first, he simply converted a plain I.D. card into an airline card by u ing logos available in a model plane kit He craftily forged a pilot's license by following up on an ad that he saw for the engraving of a pilot's licens on a ilver plaque. After r iving all of the information n ed, set up on a plaque, Abagnale simply had it photocopied and was flying, without question The only time he got a little jumpy was when he was asked by a not her pi lot hat type of equipment he was on. Abagnale only answered with "Genera] l tric," and left as quickly a po· ible . H n er worried about age, because he looked older than 16, and the pilot's uniform made him look even older. Aft the h d i n he offic r who inquired about the t pe of equipment he used, Abagnale did some serious tudying abou flying, and found out that he co d fly on any airline free of charge Although Abagnal as often giv n the chanc to tak the "wheel," th e was never any real danger, because he always put the plane on automatic pilot, and he would sit and talk with the copilot . lne and according to William , hi play 11 th tory r "the long aw ited, alway expected som hing that w live for." The ·tory tak th form of a young m n' r ollection or a disheartening pa t. In the young man' ays, "this play hows William really loves all his characters, and so the audience can relate to these folks who are not removed from everyday life." One of Williams' important themes about the conflict between the beast and the romantic within each individual is an important key tone of this play. Tutterow also feels that "The Glas Menagerie" is a perfect vehicle to work on within a studio environment. The intimate playing space allow the audience a closer interaction and involvement with the characters, as well a providing valuable training for student actors. Registration records set I tory, his mother' delusions and hi ister' frail beauty are both r ve led in the gla of Canta y which i finally shattered by the r lily brought by a visit from a · •g ntl man call ." "The Glas Menag rie" opened at the ivic Theatr in Chicago in 1945 to unanimous critical acclaim. It had an even more succ ful ew York run which tablished Tenne William a one of America's mo t respect d and accomplished playwright! . William ' plays are con 1dered major works in Am ican lit ature and include " ight or the Iguana" and two Pulitzer prize - winners, " treetcar 'amed Desire" in 1947 and " t on a Hot Tin Roof" in 1955. Russ Tutterow will direct the production, hi fi t at arkside. Tutterow i a hicago - based p ofes ion al director, playwright, actor and teacher. Tutterow wa a founding m mber and associate direct r with Chicago' Travel Light Theatre, where his long - running, "P. . Your Cal is Dead," eamed him a Jefferson Citation omination (or outstanding direction, Chicago's equivalent to N w York's Tony Award. Tutterow says, "I chose 'The Glas Menagerie' to do at UW - Parksid for a couple of rea · n : because the play has m r life, Tutterow says, "I find working in the college environment very exciting, and the students at Parkside to be v ry {X'ofes ional in their approach to their work." When ca ting this play, Tutt ow says, "I did not look for the perfect person to play the role, but instead looked for actors who were flexible. If the actor is flexible, then he and the director can explore the different ways to play the role. The actor becomes more in tune with his own emotion , which in turn makes the role his distinctive personal creation." Members or the cast include; Patricia Casciaro (Kenosha) as Amanda Wingfield, the mother, who lives in a dingy St. Louis apartment with her daught r Laura, played by Rebecca Julich (Racine) and her son Tom, played by David Schroeder <Kenosha>. Scott Reichelsdorr (Kenosha) arrives a the gentleman caller. 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Also it is a time to look ahead to 1983, a year that promises to be every bit as challenging as this one. The holidays are a prime opportunity to pause and reflect upon the past, and resolve to do better in the future. Doubtless most people can claim one or two acquaintances, if not themselves, who have fallen victim to unemployment. At a time when most economic indicators are showing gains, new figures showing even higher unemployment have been released only last week. Economic prosperity is taking a longer time to trickle down than anticipated, and many people will have a less than Merry Christmas this year. On the plus side, though, politicians have taken the first tentative step in curbing the unemployment problem with a highway repair bill that is being pushed in Congress, over the president's head. The five percent gasoline tax attached to it has received little, if any, criticism from the public. Washington has, almost by accident it seems, stumbled onto a program the public wanted all along. The program is a long overdue first step, but it is a first step nonetheless. This is only one example out of many where all the old adages of learning from one's mistakes apply. This is what we need to remember as we move into a new year that promises to be just as challenging as the one now drawing to a close. The lessons learned from the experiences of '82 will help to prepare us for the challenges of '83. The holiday creed of "Peace on Earth, goodwill toward men," should mean to us a time of reflection, to sort but the difficulties, and to see the other's point of view. Only in this way can we make intelligent, realistic and effective resolutions for the year to come. Editor's notes These last days are filled by Pat Hensiak Editor These last days of the semester are never easy. It seems like everything has to get done in a week. It's difficult to remember when all of these assignments we find ourselves' running to finish were given. Some by mid - semester. Some have probably been hanging over our heads since the beginning. Who knows??? The only thing that seems to matter at this point, is that the assignments have caught up, and they're due within a matter of days. The library fills up at this time of the year. I was walking through the other day, and there was a waiting list of one hour before you could get a table for two. I noticed that even the little studying carols were all filled up on the third floor. If you plan on spending time in the library, your best bet would be to make a reservation. Procrastinators all over the school are starting to feel the pressure of the big semester wind - down. Last week I saw three people get up from tables in the coffee shop area and explain to the people they were with that they could no longer just sit and socialize, after one more cup of coffee, they would be on their way to tasks of homework. These procrastinators come in all sizes and shapes. Even some professors are guilty of this ongoing dilemma. At the beginning of the semester, one of my profs told me that we'd be viewing a movie during the next class period. At the class period scheduled to see the movie, the instructor explained that he didn't have time to pick the film up, and so we'd see it in the next class period. The funny thing is, in every class period, he's said we'd see this movie. We never have. I don't remember any film, and neither do any of the other students. What's always interesting to experience with a professor is getting some paper in on time, only to have it take this instructor the rest of the semester to get it back. Most of the time professors are pretty good with tests, it doesn't take long to see how much of a mess you've made. All these term papers are great fun though. I believe I had one due in the middle of October. I still have no idea what I got on this paper. The professor hasn't told any of us anything. I suppose there's a bit of procrastination to be found in each and every one of us. Of course, there are those people who always come to class with everything on the svllabus completed the second day of class. These people are most likely very similar to the ones your mother has warned you about. I don't think it's been determined if they don't wear underwear because they think they're allergic to elastic. I'm sure there are traces of i t somewhere in their families. One nice thing about all of this end of th e semester rushing about is that it does indeed mark the end of the semester. Most of us are probably greatly thankful for that. It also marks Christmas, and for those of us who celebrate Christmas, we have the pleasure of watching our still nervous from Thanksgiving brother attempt to keep his room clean. It's actually not too bad. Well, it depends on what your standards are. Christmas is a great time of the year. Always a fun party or two to go to, perhaps a bout in adventure of caroling, or maybe just watching the snow fall (if it ever quits raining) is exciting enough. Christmas is the time of year we can all be kind of kid - like, and not get criticized for it. It's fun to remember what it's like to be a kid. It's always interesting to watch the people on your Christmas list open their gifts in anticipation of what you've gotten them. Those people who save paper. Don't you just hate that??? They sit calmly in front of the tree, and gently tear off one piece of tape at a time. Then they don't even hurry to get the paper off the package once they've peeled every single piece of tape off. They have to fold the paper off. Luckily, I can't remember anyone in my family being like that. Then comes the New Year's season. Everyone makes these great resolutions that they think they'll be able to keep up with. Last year, during second semester, I resolved that I'd stop all of my practical joking. Stop sneaking up behind people and scaring the living daylights out of them. I couldn't stop. I've been doing this for as long as I care to remember. It would be like not eating for a long time. Some of the resolutions I've heard so far has been pretty practical. For instance, one guy said he was "going to stop being mean to this ugly girl he was going out with." What a resolution. Sounds like a great guy to have a relationship with. Another guy proclaimed boldly that he was going to start stopping at stop signs. That's encouraging news. Sounds like a guy who should be lucky he's still alive. The funniest one came from a girl, sitting timidly at a table in the cafeteria. All by herself; I sat down at the table right next to her. She was talking to herself, and I thought she was talking to me. You have to really picture this. Here I am, just got my daily ruffage fix, sat down with a cup of tea, and this person sitting there, next to me, started talking. Now, she wasn't just mumbling to herself, she was clearly having a conversation. She asked if it was time to eat. I said, "Yes." Then realizing that this person was not talking to me, I slid down below the table, struggling to see if t here was another set of legs at her table. There wasn't. At this point, I was a bit alarmed. I thought I was going crazy. I then heard the conversation at this table pick up a bit, and realized that I wasn't crazy. Big relief. That still left this person talking to someone. I sat back down in my chair, and began to slowly pull a magazine out of my folder. She was writing something; this person at the next table was writing something . . . That explains it. I talk to myself all the time when I'm writing. Another relief. Lots of people talk to themselves when they are really thinking about something diligently. This person was writing a Christmas list. It was a long list. I was finishing my cup of tea, and getting up to leave, when I heard her declare that for her New Year's Resolution this year, she was "going to stop talking to herself" ... I'm sure she'll make a lot of people very happy. And, if the end of this semester does offer one thing, it is a chance to finish, and come back in 1983 to a somewhat fresh start. Next semester can be the one when you have all your work done on time, and never skip a class, and are nice to that friend you've been neglecting with tales of woe and despair. Who knows, it may be fun. Whatever the next semester brings for you, I certainly hope you have fun doing it. As for Christmas, and the break? Well, Europe would have great fun. I guess I'll just have to settle for some of mom's good homemade chicken soup, and spending some time with the family and friends. I hope your Christmas will be everything you've been secretly thinking about, and that your anticipations will all turn out like you hope they will. If they don't, don't be too disappointed. It won't be too long, and we'll be going through this, all over again. For this year, that's all I have to say, except that it has been great fun. See you next year. HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAYOpen letter to all Parkside students Open Letter To Parkside Students: Due to personal reasons, please accept this letter as my resignation from the Parkside Student Government Assoc. Inc., Senate, all Senate Committees, Faculty Committees and Administrative Committees. Upon my resignation, I would like to reflect back on the events within P.S.G.A. over the past few weeks. As I'm sure you are well aware, the relationship between the Senate and the Executive Branch (namely the President) has been quite unstable. This relationship is a direct result of the action the Senate was forced to take concerning the Proposed Budget received from the Executive Branch for the 1983-84 fiscal year. I'm sure that you will agree to the fact that the manner in which the budget was presented was quite unprofessional and certainly not depictive of a budget that was increasing by nearly 200 percent. By presenting the budget in this fashion and by attempting to railroad it through the Senate, Jim Kreuser attempted to increase the Presidential power by allowing Senate little or no input. It is every presidents duty to insure the Presidential powers and to try to increase these powers as much as possible. There are three things that can happen if a president tries to do this. First he can do it, get away with it, and increase the Presidents power. Second, the President can try to increase this power but get caught and suffer no repercussions as a result. Finally, the president can try to increase the power, get caught, and as a result, lose power. I believe Jim feels he suffered the third possibility (i.e. losing power). I am not sure whether or not this is the case, but could be the reason for Jim's latest phase whenever confronted with a problem, "The power's in the Senate" (which I feel is a cop out and a lack of responsibility). However, as it turned out, a number of Senators got together and prepared their own budget, (which I feel is 100 percent more professional than the Executive Branch's, and has more than a snowball's chance in hell of getting through SUFAC — which was not the case for Jim's budget). For some odd reason Jim assumed I was totally responsible for the Counter Budget Proposal (CBP). As much as I'd like to take credit for the CBP I cannot take total credit since every person's name on the CBP had input and a helping hand in developing it. Since the passage of the CBP, Jim's paranoia of my presence in the office has increased logrithmically. It seems that Jim feels I want to take something away from him. This is not the case. I had hoped that Jim would realize that upon announcing my candidacy for United Council President I would no longer have the time to work on P.S.G.A. activities. The ONLY thing I want (or more specifically, demand) from Jim, is effective and responsible leadership for the students of this campus (my opinion on that I shall keep to Continued On Page Six Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen ganger Sharron Aken, Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager STAFF Patricia B,u?"ker " Phillips, Carol Burns, Kovalic Rick Lii'ohi'C5a£w *^ailas' Carol Kortendick, John Tunkiekz bb Luehr' Uura Petersen, Jennie u w' p ' r t e ws " " " M e lv All correspondence should be addrS ,° £V ?°r,ion of RANGER. 5KXT; £ EN0°,• £%*£'»'• ""*"*• Un"">rsl" « 4 Thursday, December 9, 1982 RANGER Editorial A holiday wish As the turbulent year of 1982 draw to a close, now is the time to pause and take stock or the defeats, and victories, of the past year. AJso it is a time to look ahead to 1983, a year that promises to be every bit as challenging as thi one . The holiday are a prime opportunity to pau and reflect upon the past, and resolve to do better in the future. Doubt! most people can claim one or two acquaintances, if not themselves, who have fallen victim to unemployment. At a time when most economic indicators are howing gain , new figur showing ven high unemployment have been relea ed only la t week. Economic prosperity i taking a longer time to trickle down than anticipated, and many people will have a I than Merry Christma this year. On the plus sid , though, politicians have taken the first tentative step in curbing th unemployment problem with a highway repair bill that is being pu hed in Congr , over lhe pr id nt' head. The five perc nt gasoline tax attached to it ha received little, if any, critici m from the public. Wa hington ha , almost by accident it eem , stumbled onto a program the public anted all along . Th program i a long overdue first ·tep, but it is a hr ·t tep non thel . This i only one example out of many wher all the old adages of learning fr m ne' mi -tak · apply. Thi i what we need to remember as we move into a new year that promi to be just a challenging as t on now drawin to a close . The I ons learned from th experien of '82 will help to pr re us for the challeng of '83 . The holiday er d of "P cc on Earth , goodwill toward men ," hould mean to us a time of r fleclion, to sort out lh diHicultie , and to ee th other' point of vi . nly in lhi way can we make intelligent, r ali tic and ffcctive r lution for th y ar to come . Editor's notes These last days are filled b PatH~n lak ditor Th e last day or the m ter are never asy . Il m like everything has to get done in a week. It' difficult to remember when all of these a ignments we find our Ives running to finish were given. Some by mid - sem ter. Some have probably been hanging over our heads since the beginning. Who knowsn ? The only thing that seems to matter at this point, is that the assignments have caught up, and they're due witrun a mattet" of days. The library fills up at this time of the year. I was walking through the other day, and there was a waiting list of one hour before you could get a table for two. I noticed that even the little studying carols were all filled up oo the third Door. If you plan on spending time in the library, your best bet would be to make a reservation. Procrastinators all over the school are tarting to feel the pressure of the big semester wind - down. Last week I saw three people get up from tabl In the coffee shop area and explain to the people they were with that they could no looger just sit and socialize, after one more cup of coUee, they would be on their way to tasks of homework. These procrastinators come in all izes and shapes. Even ome prof sors are guilty of thi oogolng dilemma. At the beginning rJ the em ter, one or my prof told me that we'd be viewing a movie during the next clas period. At the cla s period heduled to see the movie, the instructor explained that he rudn't have time t-0 ick the film up, and so we'd see it in the next class period. The funny thing is, in v ry cl period, he' said we'd this movie. We never h ve. I don't remember any film, and neither do any of the other tudent . What's always interesting to experience with a professor is getting some paper in on time, only to have it take this instructor the t of the em ter to get it back. Most of the time professors are pretty good with tests, it doesn't take long lo see how much of a m you've made. All these term papers are great fun though. I believe I had ooe due In the middle of October. I still have no Idea what I got on this paper. The professor hasn't told any of 1.u1 anything. I suppose there's a bit of procrastination to be found in each and every one of us. Of course, there are those people who alway come to clas with ver; hing on th sylla u compl ted the ond day ·or cla s. The e people are mo.st likely very imilar to the one your mother ha warned you about. I don't think it' been determined if they don't wear underwear because they think they're allergic to elastic. I'm sure there are traces of it somewhere in their families. One nice thing about all of this end of the semester rushing about is that it does indeed mark the end of the semester. M<l'!t of us are probably greatly thankful for that. It also marks Christmas, and for those of us who celebrate Christmas, we have the pleasure o[ watching our still nervous from Thanksgiving brother attempt to keep his room clean. It's actually not too bad. Well, it depends on what your standards are. Christmas is a great time of the year. AJways a fun party or two to go to, perhaps a bout in adventure of caroling, or maybe just watching the snow fall ( if it ever quits raining) is exciting enough. Christmas is the time of year we can au be kind of kid - like, and not get criticized for it. It's fun to remember what it's like to be a kid. It's always interesting to watch the people on your Christmas list open their gilts in anticipation of what you've gotten them. 'Ibose people who save paper. Don't you just hate that??? They sit calmly in front or the tree, and gently tear off one piece of tape at a time. 'Mien they don't even hurry to get the paper off the package once they've peeled every single piece of tape off. They have to fold the paper off Luckily, I can't remember anyone in my family being like that. Then comes the ew Year's son. Everyon mak these great resolutio that they think they'll be able to keep up with. La t year, during second semester, I resolved that I'd stop all of my practical joking. Stop sn aking up behind people and scaring the living daylights out of them. I couldn't stop. I've been doing thi for as long a I care to remember. It would be like not eating for a long time. Some of the resolutions I've heard so far has been J)l'etty practical. For instance, cne guy said be was "going to stop being mean to this ugly girl he was going out with." What a resolution. Sounds like a great guy to have a relationship with. Another guy proclaimed boldly that he was going to tart stopping at stop signs. 'Ibat's encouraging news. Sounds like a guy who should be lucky he' still alive. The funniest on came from a girl, sitting lmidly a tab e In the car eria. All by herself; I sat down at the table right next to her. She was talking to herself, and I thought she was talking to me. You have to really picture this. Here I am, just got my daily rulfage fix, sat down with a cup of tea, and this person sitting there, next to me, started talking. Now, she wasn't just mumbling to herself, she was clearly having a conversation. She asked if it was time to eat. I said, "Yes." Then realizing that this person was not talking to me, I slid down below the table, struggling to if there was another set of legs at her table. There wasn't. At this point, I was a bit alarmed. I thought I was going crazy. I then heard the conversation at this table pick up a bit, and realized that I wasn't crazy. Big relief. That still left this person talking to someone. I sat back down in my chair, and began to slowly pull a magazine out of my folder. She was writing something; this person at the next table was writing something . . . That explains it. I talk to myself all the time when I'm writing. Another relief. Lots of people talk to themselves when they are really thinking about something diligently. This person was writing a Christmas list. It was a long list. I was finishing my cup of tea, and getting up to leave, when I heard her declare that for her New Year's Resolution this year, she was "going to stop talking to herself" .. . I'm sure she'll make a lot of people very happy. And, if the end of this sem ter does offer one thing, it is a chance to finish, and come back in 1983 to a somewhat fresh start. ext m ter can be the one when you have all your work done on time, and never skip a class, and are nice to that friend you've been neglecting with tales of woe and d pair. Who knows, it may be fun. Whatever the next semester brings for you, I certainly hope you have run doing it. As for Christmas, and the break? Well, Europe would have great fwi. I guess I'll just have to setUe for some of mom's good homemade chicken soup, and spending some time with the family and friends. I tx,pe your Christmas will be everything you've been secretly thinking about, and that your anticipations will all turn out like you hope they will. If they don't, don't be too rusappointed. It won't be too long, and we'll be going through this. all over again. For this year, that's all I have to say, cept that it has n great fun. you next y r. Open letter to all Parkside students Open Letter To Parkside Students: Due to personal reasons, please accept this letter as my resignation from the Parkside Student Government Assoc. Inc., Senate, all Senate Committees, Faculty Committees and Administrative Committees. Upon my resignation, I would like to reflect back on the events within P.S.G.A. over the past few weeks. As I'm sure you are well aware, the relationship between the Senate and the Executive Branch (namely the President) has been quite unstable. This relationship is a direct result of the action the Senate was forced to take concerni~ the Proposed Budget received from the Executive Branch for the 1983-84 fiscal year. I'm sure that you will agree to the fact that the manner in which the budget was presented was quite unprofessional and certainly not depletive of a budget that was increasing by rearly 200 percent. By pr enting the budget in this fashion and by attempting to railroad it through the Senate, Jim Kreuser attempted to increase the Presidential power by allowing Senate little er no input. It is every presidents duty to insure the Presidential powers and to try to increase these powers as much as possible. There are three things that can happen if a president tries to do thi . Fir t he can do it, get away with it, and increase the Presidents power. Second, the President can try to increase this pow but get caught and suffer no repercussions as a result. Finally, the president can try to increase the power, get caught, and as a result, lose power. I believe Jim feels he suffered the third possibility (i.e. losil~ power). I am not sure whether or not this is the case, but could be the reason for Jim's latest phase whenever confronted with a problem, "The power's in the Senate" (which I feel is a cop out and a lack of responsibility). However , as it turned out, a number of Senators got together and prepared their own budget, (which I feel is 100 percent more professional than the Executive Branch's, and has moce than a snowball's chance in hell of getting through SUF AC - which was not the case for Jim's budget). For some odd reason Jim assumed I was totally responsible ·or the Counter Budget Proposal {CBP). As much as I'd like to take credit for the CBP I cannot take total credit since every person's name oo the CBP had input and a helping hand in developing it. Since the passage of the CBP, Jim's paranoia of my iresence in the rlfice has increased logrithmically. It seems that Jim feels I want to take something away from him. This is not the case. I had hoped that Jim would realize that upon announcing my candidacy for United Council President I would no longer have the time to work on P.S.G.A. activities. The ONLY thing I want (or more specifically, demand> from Jim, is effective and responsible leadership for the students of this campus Cmy opinion on that I shall keep to Continued On Page ix ~ Pat Henslak Bob Kiesllng Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen 'R!,ngar Editor~ News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager STAFF Shar~~n Aken,. Jeanne Buenker ~ Phillips, Carol ·eurns-, Patr•~•• C':'mb1e, Michael Kallas, Carol Kortendick, John Kova~ic, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Laura Petersen Jennie Tunk1eicz. ' RANGER Is writttn and edited b ti.Iden responslbl@ 1or Its edilOl"lal POI I Y I ts Of UW • Parkside and they are soltlY Publilhed eve,- Th cy and a>ot.,t. RANG ER IS Pl'fut«t~t~: t'::-1::::' :J::;..,CIKJem le year except during breaks and hOlld•VS· Written P9rmlnlon Js required for 1 •live Publllhlng Co .• Keno!lha, WISCO'ISln. All corres repr nt DI any portion of RANGER p rkSld ~:~• =•! be eddr•sstd to : P1rkslde Rang..-, Unlv011nlty of Wlsconsfn l.1ttte,-s t~ the Edlior • enostia, W1$CDnsJn, 53141, paper with one lt'Kh : 11 b4I acc~ted 11 typewritten, daublesl)tetd on st1111dtrd 1111 clUdld for vffllicatlon. rglns . All letters must be slgnlKI and• telephone number In Nam" WIii be Wi!Meld lor valld rHIDn Oeadllne 101" letters Is Mend •· rfterv" llfl t!dllorlal privll ay 811 J p.m. for Pllbllcetk>n on Thursday. Tt,e RANGER -. ~nm tory a,n,.,t "II" " refu lnQ to print 11111..-1 wt,lct, contain lalse or - . ~ RANGER 3SSSS Thursday, December 9,1982 Don't roll, Stop! by Vincent Gigliotti It appears that this is the time of the year when everyone is in a hurry to get somewhere. So much in a hurry that many people are neglecting to stop for stop signs. For those that haven't noticed, there are stop signs at every exit from all the parking lots. The Campus Police Department has issued more citations for stop sign violations in the last few weeks than ever before. The fine for failing to stop for a stop sign is $43.60 and three points assessed. This alone should be an incentive to stop completely at each stop sign. Failing to stop at stop signs is a very bad habit to get into. It may not seem that bad if there is no one around, but eventually you don't stop for any sign and your failure to stop may be the cause of an accident. Many people believe that a rolling stop is OK, as long as you are cautious. A rol ling stop is still an illegal stop. State Statutes state that a vehicle will come to a complete stop at a stop sign before proceeding into the intersection. The best way to avoid getting a citation is to stop for all stop signs. If you stop you save money by not having to pay a fine, but more important, by stopping for all stop signs you may prevent a serious injury to yourself or someone else. Stop signs are there for a reason, when you see one, make a complete stop. Another problem that has developed is the stealing and vandalism of signs. It appears that many people believe that street and highway signs make good decorations in their homes. Recent legislation has made it a criminal offense to steal, vandalize or have in your possession any highway signs, guide, boards, mile posts, signals or markers erected for the warning, instruction or information of the public. A person found with a sign in their possession will face the same penalties as that of removing or defacing a sign. Penalties for sign vandalism or theft is a $25 fine or 30 da ys imprisonment or both for the first violation. Penalties get higher for Timesheets due early over break The Payroll Office has requested that all student employees submit timesheets early on two dates during the Christmas break. The timesheets will be due on Friday, Dec. 17 and Thursday, Dec. 30. Student checks payable on Friday, Dec. 31, will not be available until Monday, Jan. 3, 1983. Students wishing to have their checks mailed to them should send a note to the Payroll Office requesting this and attach a stamped, self - addressed envelope. s p I N E L A N R E E F S p 0 N Y jr N 0 R A A L L A H A N C E > P R A T I L L B E S C U T T L E B U T T A R S M A R S H A R 0 T L I T E N T R A P C 0 C A B I C A M E R A L P A G A N E L A T E A V I 0 L A N D A T, T 0 N V E S T M E N T S M A A M • M E N T H E 0 T C T A R E L A P S E T E L i! S T R I 0 N I C S H A Y E R A R E S Ki G N A T F. S S I E L U N T L 0 P E LR E 11 La W S E T -S V o N E S subsequent violations. If th e act of vandalism causes a death, the penalty is up to a $10,000 fine and up to two years in jail. If you were thinking of decorating your walls with a sign or two, don't, it could cost you more than you're prepared to spend. Is it really worth the price of s omeone's life just so you can have a stop sign on your wall? If you have a sign in your possession, don't destroy it. Bring the sign to the Campus Security office. If you voluntarily bring a sign in between now and January 31, 1983, no charges will be made against you. The cost of re placing signs affects every taxpayer. If you have a sign, whether it is a Parkside sign or a highway sign, turn it in to the Campus Police Department now. It's better to turn it in now than to be caught with it later. If you notice a sign missing anywhere, contact the nearest law enforcement agency as soon as possible. Signs save lives! People on Campus by Bruce R. Preston Every year the leaves change colors, dry out and fall. They may take on different shapes, sizes and hues, yet the process remains a constant. It's something you can count on, even rely on. Although they refuse to admit it, people are very much like that. Although they take on different shapes, sizes and personalities, we are able to get an idea of who they are mainly because we've seen it before. Katie Baumgardt is one of those "leaves." At 18 (almost 19 s he'll tell you) she is the prototypical freshman. Fresh out of the security of high school cliques and puppy love Katie finds herself thrust into the fast paced melting pot that is this university. Talking to Katie, I was reminded of a fawn trying to stand for the first time. The beauty and grace are there in the form of extreme potential, yet they have to be brought out. This analogy may be carried further to illustrate Katie's coming to PU (much as the fawn enters the dark, intimidating forest.) I talked with Katie about many things, but the three dominant items of discussion were grades, goals and (of course) guys. "I know I can do good, but I have a tendency to blow - off classes," she said. "You've gotta have a social life, but the grades are more important . . . they're what really counts." Katie depends on grades, not only as a founding point of her case of sib ling rivalry but also as the road to the realization of h er goal. "I want to be a counselor," Katie starts, then adds defiantly, "That's a goal not a dream." Her desire stems from what she calls her own mixed - up youth. "I know I can't go back and change what's happened but if I can reach just one youth that'll be just as good as going back." Katie told me that one of her hobbies is boys and then relived past romances, anguishing over each as if the world had ended with each romance. "I'm totally independant with guys," she started. "I lead when we dance and I make sure everyone knows he's with me." Later she added, "I don't need guys anymore. So what if a guy doesn't ask me to dance. I'll get by." "I can see now that I'm too young to get married, but some day some guy is gonna sweep me off my feet and carry me to cloud nine." Katie has a dream of living some day in a ranch house with loads of animals and miles of space. "If I can't find a guy to share my dream with me I'll live it alone. I thought the last guy I met was the right one. We shared the same dream. But he never called." THE ARMY ROTC 2-YEAR 1 PROGRAM. UP TO $1000 A YEAR 1 PUIS A COMMISSION. If you passed up Army ROTC during your first two years of college, you can enroll in our 2-year program before you start your last two. Your training will start the summer after your sophomore year at a six-week Army ROTC Basic Camp. It'll pay off, too. You'll earn over $400 for attending Basic Camp and up to $1,000 a year for your last two years of college. But, more important, you'll be on your way to earning a commission in today's Army—which includes the Army Reserve and Army , , National Guard—while you're 1 earning a college degree. ARMY ROIC. BEALLYOUCANBE. Contact address ENROLLMENT OFFICER MARQUETTE UNIV. ARMY ROTC CALL COLLECT (414) 224-71 95/7229 RA GER Thursday, Don't roll, Stop! People on Campus by Vine nt Gigliotti lt appears that thi is the time of th year when everyone is in a ~urry to get omewhere. So much m a hurry that many people are glecting lo top ( r top ·gns. or those that haven't noticed there are stop signs at every exit from all the parking lots. T~ Campus Police Department ~s 1ss~ed more citations for stop 1gn vtolations in the last few weeks than ever before. The fine for failing to stop for a stop sign is $43.60 and three points assessed. This alone hould be an incentive to stop completely at ch stop sign. Falling to stop at top signs is a v ry bad habit to get into. It may not m that bad if there is no one around, but ventually you doo't stop for any sign and your failure to top may be the cau e of an accident. Many people believe that a rolling stop is OK, as long as yoo ar cautiou . A rolling top is still an illegal stop. tate Statutes state that a vehicle will come to a complet stop at a stop ign before proceeding into the intersection. Tile best way to avoid getting a citation is to stop for all stop igns. TI you top ou save money by not having to pay a fine, but more important, by stopping for all stop igns you may ?' vent a rious injury to your lf or someone else. Slop sigm are th re for a reason, when you s ooe, make a complete top. Another problem that has developed is the stealing end vandalism of signs. It appears that many people believe that treet and highway signs make good decorations in their homes. Recent legislation has made it a criminal offe · to steal, vandalize or have in your possession ny highway ig , guid boards, mile ts, ignals or markers er ct d for the warning, in ·truction or information <i the public. A person found with a ign in their pos ion will face the ame pcnaltie as that of removing or d facing a ign. P nalti for I n vandali m or th ft i a 25 fm oc 30 day impriSOllm nt or both for the first violation. Penalti get hi h for Timesheets due ea rly over break Th Payroll Office ha requ ted that all tud nt employees ubmit timesheets early on two dat during the Chri tmas break. The tim eet will be du on Friday, Dec. 17 and Thursday, Dec. 30. tudent checks payable on Friday, Dec. 31, will not be available until Monday, Jan. 3, 1983. Student w· hing to have their ch ks malled to them should nd a note to the Payroll Office requ ting this and attach a tamped, self • addressed env lope. subsequent violations. If the act of vandalism causes a death, the penalty is up to a $10,000 fine and. up to two years in jail. If you were thinking of decorating your walls with a ign or two, dm 't, it could cost you more than you're prepared to spend. Is it really worth the price of someone's life just so yoo can have a stop sign on your wall? If you have a sign in your ~ion, don't destroy it. Bring the sign to the Campus Security office. If you voluntarily bring a sign in between now and January 31, 1983, no charges will be made against yoo. The cost of replacing igns affects every taxpayer. If you have a sign, whether it is a Par ide sign or a highway sign, turn it in to the Campus Police Department now. It's better to turn it in now than to be caught with it later. If you notice a sign missing anywhere, contact the nearest law enforcement agency as soon as possible. Signs save lives! by Bruce R. Pr ston Every year the leav change colors, dry out and fall. They may take on different hapes, sizes and hues, yet the proc remains a constant. It's something you can count on, ev n rely on. Although they refuse to admit it, people are very much like that. Although they take on different shapes, izes and personaliti , w are able to get an idea of who they are mainly because we've seen it before. Katie Baumgardt ls one of those "leaves." At 18 (almost 19 she'll tell you) she is the prototypical freshman. Fresh out of the security of high school cliques and puppy love Katie finds herself thrust into the fast paced melting pot that is this university. Talking to Katie, I was reminded of a fawn trying to stand for the flI'St time. The beauty and. grace are there in the form of extreme potential, yet they have to be brought out. This analogy may be carried further to illustrate Katie's coming to PU (much as the fawn enters the dark, intimidating forest. l l talked with Katie about many things, but the three dominant items of discussion were grades, goa and <of course) guys. "I know I can do good, but I have a tendency to blow - <if classe ," she said. "You've gotta have a social life, but the grades are more important ... they're what really counts." Katie depends on grades, not only as a founding point of her case of sibling rivalry but also as the road to the realization ex her goal. "I want to be a counselor," Katie tarts, then adds defiantly, "That's a goal not a dream." Her desire stems from what she calls her own mixed - up youth. ''I know I can't go back and change what's happened but if I can reach just ooe youth that'll be just as good as going back." Katie to1d me that one of her hobbies is boys and then relived past romance , anguishing over each a if the world had ended with each romance. "I'm totally independant with guys," she tarted. "I lead when we dance and I make ure everyone knows he's with me." Later she added, "I don't need guy anymore. So wflat if a guy doesn't ask me to dance. I'll get by ." "I can see now that I'm too young to get married, hut some day some guy is gonna sweep me cxf my feet and carry me to clood nine." Katie ha a dream of living some day in a ranch house with loads of animals and miles <i space. "If I can't find a guy to share my dream with me I'll live it alone. I thought the last guy I met was the right one. We shared the same dream. But he never called." 2-YEAR THEARMY PROGRAM. UP TO 00 A YEAR PWS A COMMISSION. If you passed up Army ROTC during your first two years of college, you can enroll in our 2-year pro-gram b fore you start your la tw . Your training will tart the summer after your sophomor year at a ix-week Army ROTC Ba ic Camp. It'll pay off, too. You'll earn ov r $400 f; r att nd, ing Basic Camp and up to $1,000 a year for your la t two years of co~ege. But, more important, you'll be on your way to earning a commission in today' Army-which includes the Army Reserve and Army NationalGuard-whiley u're earning a college degree. ARMYROTC. BEALL YOU CAM BE. Contact address ENROLLMENT OFFICER MARQUE'M'E UNIV. ARMY ROTC CALL COLLECT (414) 2.24-7195/7229 6 Thursday, December 9,1982 RANGER Academic Games Tenure is a tough decision by Jeanne Buenker - Phillips What is tenure? Why are some faculty members given tenure and some not? Why do faculty members have to do research? What is the difference between an assistant, an associate, and a full professor? These are some of the questions that Parkside students ask about how a university operates. They become especially important on those occasions when some Swiss Me! Hopfenperle c. ex Hopfenpcrh;! \ '* fV i Srvr-W •• n P * faculty members are denied tenure or reappointment, and some students feel that there has been a miscarriage of justice. To make an intelligent and informal judgement on these controversies, students really need to be aware of what responsibilities college faculty have and of what the criteria and the procedures by which faculty are judged for merit, reappointment, tenure, and promotion. In other words, what is the criteria of the "academic game" which faculty have to play while students are frantically trying to pass exams, write papers, earn good grades, and acquire enough credits for graduation? Understanding these matters might help promote greater mutual understanding between students and faculty and give students better criteria for judging faculty performance. For openers, just exactly what is the faculty and what are the various academic ranks? In many universities the lowest faculty rank is instructor, typically a person just out of g raduate school and perhaps working on a Ph.D. or other degree. Instructors generally have one - year contracts and either move up to assistant professor in a hurry or depart the scene. At Parkside the typical entry - level rank is assistant professor, one usually occupied by someone with a new Ph.D. and relatively little experience. Assistant professors are on probation, and they have to earn promotion within a six year period on the basis of their performance in the areas of t eaching, scholarly activity, and university and community service. Assistant professors generally renew three year contracts and are reviewed for reappointment in the middle of Park Vista Apartments 4219 Durand Avenue Spacious 2 bedroom apartment living. Only minutes from the Parkside campus. • • SPECIAL STUDENT RATES • *| — $250 per month — $26 0 pe r month with bus pass to Parkside Runt Includes: — HEAT — APPLIANCES — CABLE T.V. — UNDERGROUND HEATED GARAGE AVAILABLE FOR MORE INFORMATION OR AN APPOINTMENT, CALLMON. THRU SAT. 9-6, SUN. 12-6 554-9092 the second year. If judged worthy, they are generally offered a second three year contract. If judged unworthy, they are allowed to fulfill the remainder of their three year contract. If there are questions or reservations, contracts of shorter duration may be awarded. In the middle of the sixth year, all assistant professors must be evaluated in an "up and out" procedure. If they pass inspection, they are promoted to the rank of associate professor with tenure. If denied tenure, the faculty member is allowed a "terminal" seventh year before he / she must leave the university. Associate professors serve on the executive committee which is the governing body of each division. To advance to the highest rank, that of full professor, they must distinguish themselves in the three performance areas beyond what they accomplished to merit tenure. It is strictly a case of "what have you done lately?" since full professors are supposed to be scholars who serve as role models for the rest of the faculty. Theoretically each rank has additional privileges, balanced by extra responsibilities. There are many instructors at Parkside who are not legally part of the faculty. They have no vote in faculty matters and cannot sit, as faculty representatives, on committees. Lecturers are legally academic staff, like librarians and counselors, and generally have a series of one year contracts. Ad hoc faculty are generally part - time instructors hired to teach specific courses and have no other responsibilities or privileges. In future articles, we will take a look at the meaning of tenure, at the three criteria for evaluation - teaching, at scholarly activities, at the procedure for merit review, at reappointment and tenure decisions, at the duties and privileges of faculty, and at the procedure for appealing faculty decision. Author's Note: This is the first article in a series entitled the "Academic Game, and How to Play It." The information for these articles will be compiled from Dr. John D. Buenker, a full professor at Parkside, and from the Faculty Policies and Procedures Handbook. Working in PSGA can be rewarding by Jennie Tunkieicz Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) is an organization of students working for students to enforce rights and outline responsibilities. "Basically, PSGA is the voice of the students," said Jeanne Phillips, acting Senate President Pro Tempore. The organization consists of four standing committees: SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee), SOC (Student Organization Council), Legislative Affairs, Student Services and the Women's Affairs Sub - Committee. Jim Kreuser is president and Chuck Betz is vice - president of the organization. Betz said he feels PSGA is an important organization because "we have the potential to affect things that concern the students." There are 18 Senator positions although currently only 12 positions are filled. Formal senate meetings are held once a week during the school year and once a month during summer break. "I think the reason there aren't more people involved in PSGA is that it can be frustrating when you have homework and are on the senate too," said Phillips. Phillips became interested in PSGA this summer. "I have always been interested in politicis and I wanted to find out what student government did," she added. Phillips feels PSGA does an above average job of serving the students needs. "Our main problem is that not many students come in and ask us for help, therefore, we must do what we think is important," she said. Pat Ramsdell is one of the newer faces around the PSGA office. The senator won his position in the fall election. Ramsdell feells that the poor financial state of PSGA may have an effect on the productivity of th e organization, but this situation will not be permanently crippling. "The new office is set up in a business like manner and this will be a lot of help," he said. "I know being broke won't ruin PSGA, it has taught us a valuable lesson." Ramsdell commented that he would like to see more interest in PSGA from the students. "Many students don't know what is going on and they don't know who their senators are. I feel we need more communication between the students and student government," said Ramsdell. PSGA has many activities in the works on campus and many accomplishments this year. The book exchange, one of their main projects, is being expanded. Next fall the book exchange will be offering records, artwork and other items that will be available for students to purchase. The Student Services Committee is currently trying to put a telephone in the Communication Arts parking lot. PSGA also hopes to have a legal service available to students on campus. A monthly newsletter, the Dialogue, began in October to inform the students about what is going on in their student government. PSGA will also hold an open house in the beginning of next semester to celebrate their move from D139F to D139A. Open letter to all Parkside students Continued From Page Four myself). Along with Jim's seemingly increased paranoia, there have also been what I feel are childish acts directed towards me which range from telling other Senators that I've told him things that I never did, to derogatory statements about my personal appearance. After evaluating those childish acts, I decided that if I wanted to work with a child, I would seek employment in a Child Care Center. I would like to share with each of y ou a paragraph taken from a book by Dahl, a political activist. I feel this paragraph is important for any elected official, and I try to live by it while representing the students of this campus. Continued On Page 11 S GIVE TO THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY. SHARETHE COST OF LIVING. THIS SPACE CONTRIBUTED AS A PUBLIC SERVICE. 6 Thursday, December 9, 1982 RANGER Academic Games Tenure is a tough decision Working in PSGA can be rewarding Swiss Me! Hopfenperle faculty member are denied tenure or reappointment, and some tudent f 1 that ther ha n a mi carriage of justice. To make an intelligent and informal judgement on the controver i ·, student r lly need to awar or what r po ibilili coll e faculty ha e and of what the criteria and the procedur by which £acult are judged for merit, reappointm nt, tenure, and promotion. In other word , what is the criteria of the "academic gam • which f ulty hav to play whil tudent: are frantically trying to pa exam . write paper arn good rad , and acquir enough credit · for graduaticn? Und r landing th matter might help promote greater mutu I under tanding betw n tudent and faculty and gh·e tud nt belt r criteria for judging faculty performance. For open r , ju t e actly wh t 1 lh f ulty and what ar the v rioU5 ac d mic rank 7 In many univ r iti th low t faculty rank i I tructor, typically a per n j tout of gradual chool and rhap working on a h.D. or other degre . In tructors g n r Uy have one • year con• tract and ither move up lo a. i tant prof sor in a hurry or depart the cene. At Parkside the typical entry - level rank i a i tant prof r, one u ually occupied by someon with a new Ph.D. and relatively little ex• rienc . A i tant prof sors ar on probation, and they have to earn promotion within a ix year period oo the ba is of th ir performance in the areas of teaching, holarly activity, and university and community ervice. istant prof ors generally renew thr year contract and are reviewed for reappointm nt in the middle of Park Vista Apartments 4219 Durand AwenH Spacious 2 bedroom apartment living. Only minutes from the Parkside campus. **SPECIAL SIUDENI RAIES* * - $250 per month - $260 per month with bus pass to Parkside - HEAT - APPLIANCES - CABLE T.V. - UNDERGROUND HEATED GARAGE AVAILABLE FOR MORE INFORMATION ORAN APPOINTMENT, CALL MON. THRU SAT. 9-6, SUN. 12·6 554-9092 the · ond year. If judged worthy. they ar g ncrall offered a · ond thr year contract. If judged unworthy, th y re allowed to fulfill the r mainder of their thr vear c ntract. If there are qu tio or r . rvations, contract. or horter duration may be award d. In the middle of th ixlh y ar, all a i tant p ofessor m t be ev luated in an "up and out" proc dur . If th y pa s in• pection, th y are promo ed to th rank of ciat prof r ·ith tenur . If d ni I nure, the faculty member i allowed a "terminal" s venlh y r before he/sh must I v th uni· r ity. oc1ate professor ve on the executiv commilt which i the gov rning body of each divi ion. To advance to th highe l rank, that of Cull prof · or, th y must distingui h th m Ive in th three performance areas beyond what th y ac ompli:h d to m rit tenur . It i. trictly a ca e of "wh t ha e you d n lately"?" in e full prof . ors are uppo ed to be holars who serve a rot model for the r t of the faculty. Theoretically each rank ha additional privileges, balanced by xtra re ponsibiliti . Ther ar many instructor at Parkside who are not legally part of the faculty. They have no vote in (acuity matter and cannot it, as faculty repr entative , on committ Lecturer are legally academic taft, like librarians and counlors, and g nerally have a i of one year contract . Ad hoc faculty are generally part - time instructors hired to teach pecific cour es and have no other responsibilities or privileges. In future articles, we will take a look at the meaning of t nure at the three crit ria for evaluation • teaching, at scholarly activities, · at the procedure form it review, at r appointment and tenure deci ions, at the duties and privilege o( faculty, and at th procedure Cor appealing faculty deci ion. Author' ote: This is the first article in a series entitled the "Academic Game, and How to Play It." The information for the e articl will be compiled from Dr. John D. Buenker, a full prof ·sor at Parkside, and from the Faculty Policies and Procedures Handbook. b · Jen me Tunkl icz Parksid tudent Gov rnment A ociation !P GA) i · an organization or tudents workin for student t nforce right and outline r ponsibilit1 . "Ba ically, P GA i the voice of the . tudent , " a id J anne Phillips, acting at Pr ·ident Pro T mpor . The organization con i t · of four landing committee : UFA <Segregated Univer ily Fe Allocation Committee>, O (Student Organization ouncil), Legislativ Affairs, tud nt Servic and the Worn n's Affairs ub • Committee. Jim Kreu er is pr ident and buck B tz i vie - pr ident of the organization. Betz aid h f el P GA i an important r anization b u e "we have the potential to affect thing that concern t tudent ." There are 18 nator positio although currently only 12 po"itio ar filled. Formal nat meeting are held once a week durin th hool y ar and once a m nth during umm break. "I think the rea on there aren't more people involved in P GA i that it can be frustrating when you have homework and are on the nate too," aid Phillips Philli became interested in P GA this urnm . "1 have always been interested in politicis and I wanted to find out what student government did," he added. hillips feels PSG does an abov average job of servmg the tudcnts needs. "Our main probl m is that not many tudents come in and a k us for help, Open letter to all Parkside students Continued From Pag Four myself). Along with Jim' seemingly increased paranoia, there have also been what I feel are childish acts direc-ted towards me which range from telling other Senators that I've told him thing that I never did, to derogatory statements about my personal appearance. After evaluating those childish act , I d cided that if I wanted to work with a child, I would eek employment in a hild re Center. I would like to share with each of you a paragraph taken from a book by Dahl, a political activi t. I feel thi paragraph is important for any elected official, and I try to live by it while repr enting the students of thi campu . Continued On Page 11 GIVE TO THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY. ETHE C OFLI TH S""CC CONTR'BUT(D AS A PUBLI RVIC Society for Creative Anachronism recreates the olde days by JJoohhnn KKnovvaa lliicr oKacam m n i. » The Society for Creative Anachronism is an international organization with a membership of over 5,000 who recreate the Middle Ages, not exactly as they were, but as they should have been. One of its newest recognized groups is the Canton of Keswick Ridding, in the lands of the Barony of Caer Anterth. In other words, Parkside students and staff have recently formed a branch of the Society. Keswick (pronounced Kesik) Ridding is simply the area around Racine and Kenosha. The purpose of SC A, basically, is to have fun while learning about the past. Members, who choose a medieval personae, make and wear authentic garments, cook and eat authentic foods, test their skill at arms in mock tournaments, and so on. The Barony of Caer Anterth (Milwaukee) is located in the Middle Kingdom, one of nine dividing North America, and it covers almost three and a half million square miles in the United States and Canada. The royalty is Harassment: chosen in a crown tournament held during May and October. Lady Ursula von Liste, a.k.a. Linda Listing, a student here, was probably the prime mover in forming the Parkside group, and got members of Caer Anterth to visit this campus a month and a half ago to put on a display of medieval combat, arts and crafts, and to recruit members here. The show was a success, and Parkside now has about 20 SCA medievalists. Members create medieval identities of themselves, chosing from any race or time period on Earth between 650 to 1650 A. D. One of the main attractions of the Society is its events. These take the form of tourneys, revels and feasts, and are attended by members in full attire, as their personae dictates, and behaving in a courtly manner. Entertainments range from Viking belly - bumps to chivalric combat (with, of course, certain safety precautions), to courtly dance and madrigals. The arts, too, are not forgotten, nor are the sciences. Many "guilds" have sprung up in the society and members practice their particular talents regularly as well as teaching them to others. These may include calligraphy, jewelry making, armoring, drama and music, and the list goes on and on. A Society leaflet concludes: "For all who join the SCA, modern institutions lack something, and see little courtesy and less creativity in mass production 20th century surroundings. So we have created a small world where honor is practiced and rewarded, a place where a singer may be honored by a drink from the King's own cup. If t hese things appeal to the romantic in you, if you wish to learn many skills no longer commonly taught, then join us! We will welcome you." If you wish to join, or learn more about the SCA at Parkside, then watch the Club Events column here, or get in touch with Allen Oakshield of the Cinque Ports (moi) at the Ranger office. A who le new world awaits you. Some personal experiences •••• by Pat Hensiak Editor Sexual Harassment is a subject that few people talk about with ease. People who find themselves in a position to discuss forms of harassment do so with caution. At Parkside, there are very few official cases of sexual harassment, but it is a problem both men and women face and deal with daily. What follows are two of the unreported subtle harassment cases that have taken place on this campus. The names of the people have all been changed. Angela, she's 21. She started at Parkside last year. Her reason for coming to this school was financial. She attended Madison, and could no longer afford living away from home. She speaks of her relationship with a professor. "I met 'Doctor XX' my third day on campus. I was looking for a table in the coffee shop area, and he offered to let me sit at his table. I must have had every book I had ever bought with me that day. Of course I accepted. We sat and discussed my major, what he teaches, and that kind of thing. Well, things were just pleasant until I had him as an instructor a semester later. Suddenly I felt very uncomfortable about knowing him, and sitting and talking with him. I felt as if he had me in a corner. Up until I had him as an instructor, we were, to put it simply, just friends." Angela paused for a few minutes. She looked at the corner of the room, and she looked back at her hands. "There were a couple of t imes when he'd put his hand on my shoulder, and before I had him in class, that never happened. I thought that was strange. I also thought I was overreacting. Then one day he made a rather rude remark about a blouse I was wearing. Actually, the blouse was flannel. His comment had something to do with this shirt not doing me justice. I was pretty sideswiped when he said that. I was very ill - at - ease. I always felt as if he was going to try something. I had a problem sitting in the classroom before class started. He was always there early, and I didn't want to help things along. "I guess the straw that broke the camels back was when he started to ask me a lot of questions about my personal life. Two or three times he telephoned me. He asked if I was married, dating, involved, engaged, what I liked in a man, things like that. From that point on, I knew if I didn't do something about this, I was going to be in big trouble. I thought seriously about just letting it go, but I wasn't sure how far he would take it. That made me consider dropping, but I thought for my own protection, I'd better let someone know. I'm glad I did." Angela has many reasons for being glad she let someone into what she calls her dark secret. "If I hadn't gone to an outside source, I probably would have gone crazy with the whole mess. I felt really guilty about the day I sat down at that table. Now I don't. I walked into something, but I didn't know I was. The hard part is accepting that in ways I've been a victim of this, and that that fact has changed my life. I often wonder what I'd be like today if I hadn't picked up on the signals, if I hadn't thought anything of i t. I'd probably be a little less cautious, a little less reluctant. I don't feel as badly as I did, and next semester it's back to Madison." Barb is an employee here at Parkside. She's worked here for three years. She's felt harassed since the second or third day on the job. "It's an unpleasant situation to find yourself in. You need the work, and you need the money, so you put up with the talk, the comments, the language. The questions are never - ending. They ask all the time what makes you different, what makes you better?? I never claimed to be better, I don't practice mixing my work with my social life." Before Barb sought help, she too felt somewhat guilty about the treatment she was receiving. "I thought at first that the way I was received was not intentional, but the names, the actions, the gestures, the jokes. They never stopped. I really think that if it had not been intentional, they would have stopped. It never has. Now I've gotten help through other sources. The people I worry about are the ones who never seek the help. They just go on existing, putting up with shabby treatment. It doesn't seem fair." Barb explained that at this point, she's learned to live with the treatment she's received, without making any waves. "I know that if I made an issue about this, I'd end up losing my job, and the working conditions would get worse. I've sought help out on my own, and I don't feel badly for myself, I feel bad that there are men who are so insecure. I feel bad that there are people like myself who learn to live with this, who have no other choice, if they want to keep their jobs." Maybe that's the tragedy of sexual harassment, that people need to learn to live with it. Methods of fixing things aren't what they should be. If as a student, or a worker, you feel harassed, seek help immediately. You don't have to go through it alone. The Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee is here to help. 1 o% DISCOUNT To Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise in our store. Parkside I.D. required Graduate Gemologist Graduate Diamontologist JEWELERS Ktnoiha'a Diamond Cantor S617 - 6th Avenue Pton* 858-2525 Kanosto. 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In oth r word , Park ide lud t and taff have recently formed a branch of the Society. K ·wick (pronounced K ik) Ridding i imply the area around Racine and Keno ha. The purpo e of SCA, basically, is Lo have fun whil learning about the past. Members, who choose a medieval per onae, make and wear authentic garments, cook and eat authentic foods, test th ir skill at arm in mock tournaments, and o on. Th Ba rony of Caer Anterth <Milwaukee) i located in the liddle Kingdom, one of nine dividing orth America , and it cov r almo three and a half million . quare miles in the United States and Canada. The royalty is Harassment: chosen in a crown tournament held during May and October. Lady Ursula von Liste, a .k.a . Linda Listing, a student here, was probably the prime mover in forming the Parkside group, and got members of Caer Anterth to vi it thi campus a month and a half ago to put on a display of medieval combat, arts and crafts, and to recruit members here. The show was a uccess, and Parkside now has about 20 SCA medievalists. Members create medieval identities of themselves, chosing from any race or time period on Earth between 650 to 1650 A. D. One of the main attractions of the Society i its events . The e take the form of tourneys, revels and fea t , and are attended by member in full attire, as their personae dictat , and behaving in a courtly manner . Ent rtainments range from Viking belly - bumps to chivalric combat (with, of course, certain safety precaution >, to courtly dance and madrigals. The art , too , are not forgotten , nor are the sciences Many "guilds" have prung up in the society and member practic their particular talents regularly as well as teaching them to other . These may include calligraphy , jewelry making, armoring , drama and music, and the list goes on and on . A Society leaflet conclud : "For all who join the SCA, modern institutions lack something, and ee little courtesy and les creativity in mass production 20th century surroundings. So we have created a mall world where honor is practiced and rewarded, a place where a singer may be honored by a drink from the King's own cup. If these things appeal to the romantic in you, if you wish to learn many skills no longer commonly taught, then join us! We will welcome you." If you wish to join, or learn more about the SCA at Parkside, then watch the Club Events column here, or get in touch with Allen Oak hield of the Cinque Ports <moi) at the Ranger office. A whole new world awaits you. Some personal experiences by Pat Hen iak Editor Sexual Har ment i a subject that few people talk about with e. People who find themselve in a po. ition to discuss forms of hara. m nt do so with caution. At Park id , there are v ry few official cases of sexual haras ment, but it is a problem both men and women face and deal with daily. What follows are two of the unreported ubtle hara sment cases that have taken place on this campus. The nam of the people have all been changed. Angela, he' 21. She tarted at Park ide last year. Her reason for coming to thi school was financial. She attended Madison, and could ro longer afford living away from home. She peaks of her relationship with a prof sor. "I met 'Doctor XX' my third day on campu . I was looking for a table in the cofCee shop area, and he off red to let me it at hi table. I must have h d ev ry book I had ever bought with me that day. Of course I accepted. We sat and di u sed my major, what he teache , and that kind of thing . Well, thing were just pleasant until I had him a an instructor a m ter lat r. uddenly I felt very uncomfortable about knowing him, and itting and talking with him. I felt as if he had me in a corner . Up until I had him a an instructor, we were, to put it imply, just friends ." "I guess the straw that broke the camels back was when he tarted to ask me a lot of questions about my personal life. Two or three tim he telephoned me. He asked if I was married, dating, involved, engaged, what I liked in a man, things like that. From that point on, I knew if I didn't do something about this, I was going to be in big trouble. I thought seriously about jw.t letting it go , but I wasn't sure how far he would take it. That made me consider dropping, but I thought for my own protection , I'd better let someone know. I'm glad I did. " Angela ha many reasons for being glad she let someone into what she calls her dark secret. "If I hadn't gone to an outside source, l probably would have gone crazy with the whole mess. I felt really guilty about the day I sat down at that table. Now I don't. I walked into something, but I didn't know I was. The hard part is accepting that in ways I've been a victim of thi , and that that fact has changed my life. I often wonder what I'd be like today if l hadn't picked up on the signal , if I hadn't thought anything of it. I'd probably be a little less cautious, a little less reluctant. I don't feel as badly as I did, and next semester it's back to Madison.'' Barb is an employee here at Parkside. She's worked here for three years. She's felt harassed since the second or third day on the job. "It's an unpleasant situation to find yourself in. You Angela pau ed for a few need the work, and you need the minut . She looked at the corner money, so you put up with the talk, of the room, and he looked back the comment , the language. The at her hands. "There were a questions are never - ending. They couple of tim when he'd put his ask all the time what makes you hand on my shoulder, and before I different, what makes you bethad him in class, that never ter?? I never claimed to be better, happened. I thought that was I don't practice mixing my work trange. I also thought I was with my social life." overreacting. Then ne day h Before Barb sought help, he too made a rather rude remark about felt somewhat guilty about the a blouse I was wearing. Actually, treatment she was receiving. "I the blouse wa flannel. His thought at first that the way I was comment had m bing to do received wa not intentional, but with thi shirt not doing me the names, the actions, the justice. I wa pretty i wiped g tures, the jok . They never when he said that. I was very ill • stopped. I really think that if it had at - ea e. I always felt as if he was not been intentional, they would going to try something. I had a have stopped. It never has. Now problem itting in the clas room I've gotten help through other before class tarted. He was sources. The people I worry about always there early, and I didn't are the ones_ who never s~k .the want to help things along. help. They JW.t go on ex1stmg, .............. ···•·•·••·· ········ ···•· .... :.:. ···•· .............. •,•,•. ··•·· ...... : .... : : .. : : .... : : :·;:::::: .. :::::: ·······•:•········•··· ·-·.·. ···•·····•······ Patronize Ranger Advertisers .. •. ······ ·. ·. •.•,• .•. ····•· •, .. · ... · .. • ......... ·. •,• .· ..... ······· .. ::· :: . ·:: :: : : : : : : ·::. ·:: .. : .. ::: ... : : : : : :········ ····· .-.-. -.-.-.-... -....•. putting up with shabby treatment. It doesn't seem fair." Barb explained that at this point, she's learned to live with the treatment she's received, without making any waves. "I know that if I made an issue about this, I'd end up losing my job, and the working conditions would get worse. I've sought help out on my own, and I don't feel badly for myself, I feel bad that there are men who are so insecure. I feel bad that there are people like myself who learn to live with thl , who have no other choice, if they want to keep their jobs.'' Maybe that's the tragedy of exual harassment, that people need to learn to live with it. Methods of fixing things aren't what they should be. Has a student, or a worker, you feel harassed, seek help immediately. You don't have to go through it alone. The Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee is here to help. 10% DISCOUNT To Parkeide atudenta and faeulty memben only, on all merehandlae in our atore. Parkeide I.D. required Graduate Gemologut Graduate Diamontologu1 Y~&Stm,J, JEWELERS KNMhe'• DleMOnd Ceft.., 5117 • 11h Avenue Phonelll-2525 ~ Wiloonlin KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN :\SSIICI..\TION FREE CHECKING! 5¼% lnten1t H Yo• Dally Balance 11 '500.00 or llonl 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 6584861 7535 Pershing Blvd • Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-657-1340 410 Broad Street Lak-e Geneva, Wisconsin 414 - 248--9141 24726 - 75th Street- Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414- 843-2388 WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU 110171 CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS MOM & DAD Stockifl9 Su99e/tion THE *50.00 DEPOSIT O ! if Vf University of Wisconsin-Parkside LYTQNA BEACH SPRING BREAK '83 O MARCH 12-22 FtOR INCLUDES: • TRANSPORTATION VIA AIR CONDITIONED BATHROOM EQUIPPED MOTORCOACH TEX2SHTHOVELG,NG AT ™E OCEANSIDE • FREE PARTIES & E XTRAS • FULLY ESCORTED THROUGHOUT • ALL HOTEL TIPS & T AXES ONLY $ 209 FOR APPLICATION AND FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT: PARKSIDE UNION, ROOM209 — 553-2200 Club Events Women in Business Women in Business is still accepting those favorite recipes from the faculty and staff. They are due by Dec. 16. Please send to Women in Business, care of Irene Herremans in Moln 344. The final results will be available sometime in January in the form of a cookbook. SCA Our first moot in Caer Anterth was a success, and those who attended were presented to the Baron and his court. The Moo-cow mystery deepens, and our resident lock-picker got a chance to show off her skills. The Feast of Pigacorn is this Saturday, Dec. 11. Anyone who wishes to attend should do so in garb, and if you don't have any, ask around. A few members could probably lend you some. If you don't have full details yet, get in touch with Lady Ursula, Seladon (sic) in the War Room, or Allen Oakshield in the Ranger Office. Dance Ensemble A new club on campus, dedicated to dance as a performing art, the Dance Ensemble provides members with the opportunity to learn about various forms of dance (jazz, modern, ballet, tap and ethnic), to choreograph and to perform, although performances and choreography are optional. No previous dance experience is required although it is certainly welcomed. The Parkside Dance Ensemble is open to all students, staff and faculty. The Ensemble meets regularly on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays in Comm Arts 140 at 1 p.m. for workouts Anyone interested is welcome to come, suitably attired. The Ensemble needs more members and input as we are currently planning a workshop and demonstration performance for late March. The first meeting of the second semester will be held on Wednesday, Jan. 26, 1983 i n Comm Arts at the above location and time. Accounting Club The Accounting Club will have a general membership meeting on Monday, Dec. 13 at 1 p. m. in Union 104. Election procedures for the next year's elections will be discussed. The fall semester business will be included. All business students are encouraged to attend. New ideas are always welcome. SWEA The Student Wisconsin Education Association will hold their last meeting of the semester on Monday, Dec. 13 at 1 p. m. in MOLN D-128. All members are asked to attend if they plan on joining for our Christmas party. IVCF Inter Varsity Christian Fellowship will hold their last meeting of the semester on Wednesday, Dec. 15 at 1 p. m. in Union 207. It will be a social time to review what we have covered over the semester and to celebrate its end, and that we've all survived. Come and celebrate with us. Hess becomes Academic Ail-American Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl announced that Laurie Hess has been selected to the 1982 NAIA Women's Academic All - American Volleyball team. Hess is Parkside's first Academic All - American in any sport. A psychology major with a minor in coaching, Hess has a 3.63 grade point average. Only a junior, she will have completed the requirements for her degree in 3-1/2 years, while achieving Dean's List honors every semester. She is also a member of the Varsity Club and President of the Volleyball Club at Parkside. A three - year starter and letterwinner, Hess has demonstrated outstanding skill and leadership. She was named Captain and Most Valuable Player for the 1982 season, and was selected to the NAIA All - District 14 team . A1980 graduate of Neenah High School, Hess was a member of the 1978 WIAA State Champion Volleyball team. She also played on the 1977 and 1979 WIAA State Runiier - up teams at Neenah. Eggs, Bacon 6 all the Pancakes you can eat! Sl.99 Any time of day. 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The Feast of Pigacom is this turday, Dec. 11. Anyone who wishe to attend should do so in garb, and if you don't have any, ask arolllld. A few members could probably lend you some. If you don't have full detail yet, get in touch with Lady Ur ula, Seladon ( ic) in the War Room, or Allen akshield in the Ranger Office. Dance Ensemble A new club on campus, dedicated to dance as a performing art, th Dance Ensemble provid members with the opportunity to learn about various forms or dance (jazz, modern, ballet, tap and ethnic), to choreograph and to perform, although performance and choreography ar optional. o pr vious dance experience i required although it i certainly welcomed. The Parkside Dan e Ensemble is open lo all student , taff and faculty. The Ensemble meets regularly on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays in Comm Arts 140 at 1 p.m. for workouts Anyone interested is welcome ~ come, uitably attired. The Ensemble n eds mor members and input as we are currently planning a workshop and demonstration performance for late March The first meeting of the second semester will be held on Wednesday, Jan. 26, 1983 in Comm Arts at the above location and time. Accounting Club The Accounting Club will have a general member hip m ting on Monday, Dec. 13 at 1 p. m. in Union 104. Election procedures for the next year' elections will be discussed. The fall semester bu ine will be included. AU busines tud nts are encouraged to attend. New idea are always w Icome. SWEA The tudent Wi consln Education A ciation will hold their la t m ting of the m ter on Monday, ec. 13 at 1 p. m. In MOLN D-12.8. All m mbers are a ked to attend if they plan on joining for our Chri mas party. IVCF Inter Varsity Chri tian Fellow hip will hold their last m ting of the em ter on Wedn day, D . 15 at 1 p. m. in Union 'lJYl. It will be a cial time to review what we have covered over th m ter and to lebrate its end, and that we'v all urvived. ome and rate with us. Hess becomes Academic All-American Athletic Director Wayn DaMehl announc d that Lauri Hess has been selected to the 1982 AIA Women 's Academic All - American Volleyball team. H s is Parkside's first Academic All - American in any sport . A psychology major with a minor in coaching, H s has a 3.63 grade point average. Only a junior, she will have completed the requirements for her degree in 3-1/2 years, while achieving Dean's List honors every semester. She is also a member of the Varsit Club and r ident of the Volleyball ub at Par de A thr • year t rter and letterwinner, Hes has dem trated out landing kill and lead r ip. he was named Captain and lost aluable Play r for the 1982 season , and wa lected to the AIA All • Di trict 14 team. A 1980 graduate of eenah High School, Hess was a member of the 1978 WIAA State Champion Volleyball team. She also played on the 1977 and 1979 WIAA tate Rum. r - up teams at N nah. Eggs. Bacon fr all the Pancakes you can eat! S1.99 !I 3619 - 30th Ave. RANGER Thursday, December 9,1982 Arts and Crafts: For the smart shopper this year Parkside gets conned, too ABOUT 6,000 PEOPLE attended the 8th annual Arts 8. Crafts Fair last weekend. ABOVE: The concourse was Jammed With people most of the day. LEFT: A pair of exhibitors show off their stained glass vignettes. The big item this year, exhibitors said, were Christmas wreaths. Continued From Page Three Whenever Abagnale felt threatened in any way, he would slip out of his uniform and begin working as something else. Abagnale passed the bar exam and was hired as a lawyer. He worked for six months and won 33 cases for the state. He felt pressure after a real Harvard graduate joined the state's attorney general staff, so he left that career. Next, Abagnale found himself posing as a pediatrician. After getting to know another physician, and the medical profession a little better, Abagnale was hired as a consultant on the staff of th e same physician's hospital. If anything ever came up, he would just consult a staff intern. With every doctor's career comes the possibility of being faced with a life or death situation. Abagnale was uncomfortable with that, so he went back to being an airline pilot. One of the easiest cons that he ever made was becoming a professor at a university for two semesters. All Abagnale did was read a chapter ahead of his students. Abagnale was first arrested in 1970 and he did time in France and then Sweden and, finally, after being deported back to America, to serve time, Abagnale escaped the agents who were to escort him through J.F.K. Airport, by lowering himself down through the toilet apparatus in the plane's restroom and running across the runway, over a fence and catching a taxi. He escaped. After three months, he was caught in Montreal and sent back to the U.S. He was moved to a federal prison, but he escaped again after being there a little over a month. How did he escape??? He posed as federal prison inspector and claimed to have been under cover for a month. On March 30, 1971, Abagnale was caught for good, in New York. He was tried under Rule 20 of the U.S. penal code because he was wanted in so many states for various offenses. (Rule 20 of the federal penal code covers all crimes known and unknown.) The original sentence called for 72 years, but Abagnale appealed and the sentence was reduced to 12 years. After 3 years, he was released on a parole that lasted until 1981. Abagnale underwent a psychological evaluation and the conclusion was that he actually had a very low criminal threshold. He didn't have any business being a criminal. Abagnale was fired from his first two jobs, after being considered for manager positions in both of them. When the promotion checks went through though, he was recognized as the former conman and fired. That's when Abagnale decided to put his talent for white collar crime to work for himself. He began conducting seminars for solving the problems that businesses encountered with "Flimflam artists." After being the superstar of flim flam himself, Abagnale is doing what he can to help people learn about financial loss and avoid it. Toney claimed that Abagnale never impersonated a doctor, an Assistant Attorney General, or a college professor, however, a representative from Abagnale and Associates told Ranger that Abagnale has sued William Toney, and that Toney has retracted all his claims against Abagnale. Could the "Great Imposter" really be a greater imposter than anyone really thought??? 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A 7th AVI. RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 9 Arts and Crafts: For the smart shopper this year ABOUT 6,000 PEOPLE attended the 8th annual Arts & Crafts Fair last weekend. ABOVE: The concourse was jammed with people most of the day. LEFT: A pair of exhibitors show off their stained glass vignettes. The big Item this year, exhibitors said, were Christmas wreaths. Parkside gets conned, too ontlnued From Page Three When ver Abagnale felt threatened in any way, he would slip out of his uniform and begin working as omething else. bagnal passed the bar exam and wa hired as a lawyer . He worked for six months and won 33 cas for the stale. He felt pres ure after a real Harvard gradual joined the state' attorney g neral taff, so he left that career. ext, Abagnale found himself posing as a pediatrician . After getting to know another physician , and the medical profes ion a little better, Abagnale was hired as a consultant on the taff of the amc physician' ho pital. If anything v r came up, he would just consult a staff intern. With every do tor' career comes the po sibility of bein faced with a lif or d ath ituation Abagnale was un omfortable with that, ·o he w nt back to being an airlin pilot. n of the easiest ons that he ever made as becoming a pr f •. or at a univer ity for two · m t ·. 11 Abagnale did a r ad chapt ahead of hi ·tud nts. Abagnale was first arrested in 1970 and he di.d time in France and then Sweden and, finally, aft.er being deported back to America, to serve time, Abagnale escaped the agents who were to escort him through J .F .K. Airport, by lowering himseU down through the toilet apparatus in the plane's restroom and running across the runway, over a fence and catching a taxi. He escaped. After three months, he was caught in Montreal and ent back to the U.S. He was moved to a federal prison, but he escaped again after being there a little over a month. How did he cape??? He posed as federal prison inspector and claimed to have been under cover for a month. On March 30, 1971, Abagnale was caught for good, in New York. He was tried und r Rule 20 of the . . penal code becau e he was wanted in o many states for various offenses. <Rule 20 of the federal penal code covers all crim knov.11 and unknown.) The original sentence called for 72 y ar , but Abagnal appealed and t nt nc was reduced to 12 years. After 3 year , he was relea ed on a parole that lasted until 1981. Abagnale underwent a psychological evaluation and the conclusion was that he actually had a very low criminal threshold. He didn't have any business being a criminal. Abagnale was fired from his first two jobs, after being con- •• sidered for manager positions in both of them. When the promotion checks went through though, he was recognized as the former con- •• man and fired. That's when Abagnale decided to put his talent for white collar crime to work for himself. He began conducting seminars for solving the problems that business encountered with "Flimflam artists." After being the superstar of flimflam himself, Abagnale is doing what he can to help people learn about financial loss and avoid it. Toney claimed that Abagnale never impersonated a doctor, an A istant Attorney General, or a college professor, however, a representative from Abagnale •• and Associates told Ranger that Abagnale has sued William Ton y, and tha l Toney has retracted all his claims against Abagnale. Could the " r at Imposter" really be a greater impost r than anyone really thought??? ~ • RRITT'S RUNNING Merritt's Is Into Cross Country Skiing C• NT• R ~lnAtfwtio FootwNr •"d Rur,nlng Clothing HOURS: DAILY 10-8 SAT. 10-5, SUN. 12-4 5200 Washington Ave. 632-4699 RACINE Cross Country Waxable SKI PACKAGE Aines Universal 49 Skis ...... Haugen Boots .................... . '98 '40 Haugen XL Fiberglau Poles . .. . .. . .. ... .. . . . 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Whe+Ker Used Here or Not • musthooJe. current rmxEer Vo-W ^ next to e Glass Menagerie" shines at Parkside C V J I d b b I V I C I l q 5 C I TomWingfie.dis.he narrator, played her p, REBECCA JULICH, Racine, as Laura, exhibits part of her "glass menagerie" for her "gentleman caller" played by Scott Reichelsdorf, Kenosha, in a scene from the Parkside production of Tennessee Williams' "The Glass Menagerie." evokes emotions of pity for her situation, and wonderment at her needless paranoia. Amanda makes the other characters ill at ease at times because she tends to overdo things in her enthusiasm. Casciaro effectively made her a human being that one feels tenderness for, while being aware of her shortcomings. Tom Wingfield is the narrator part especially well and son of Amanda. Tom is p ayed She and Patricia Casciaro set the bv David Schroeder. David is mood of the play. Rebecca Z believeable - the epitome of he cessful y portrayed Laura as , frustrated individual, but as the girl out of touch with reality, main deliverer of the play's The effective acting and the sets message at times he seems ill at create an atmosphere that makes ease with the role. . The Glass Menagerie a —:- The gentleman caller that raises all their hopes is amiable Jim O'Conner played by Scott Reichelsdorf. Jim is the only realistic character and he is an obvious contrast to the rest of them. Even though he is a "real person, he is a high achiever in high school who has fallen on hard times. To him this is a short term situation. He doesn't have more hope than the others, but he has ambition in the face of adversity. Scott looked the part of the Irish Catholic boy, and was exceptional as this rather egotistical person who for a short time released Laura's inhibition. Laura is the central character, and it is from her one understands the meaning of the title. Laura herself is like glass, beautiful but very fragile. Rebecca Julich experience. unique REBECCA JULICH and Dave Schroeder. National Arts Chamber Oreschestra to perform Reuieu) "Th< by Patricia Cumbie The Glass Menagerie was performed this past weekend here at Parkside's Theater and will be performed again Friday and Saturday Dec. 10-11. This play won the Drama Critics Award, and the performance put on by the Parkside thespians is well worth seeing. The play itself does not follow the rules of conventional theater, but is carried off very well. This play is a "memory play," and the set adds to this atmosphere. The scene was set on the center of the stage with the audience also seated on the stage, in the round. Old music is as much a backdrop as the painted alley behind the apartment terrace. The music adds emphasis to the emotional lines spoken by the characters. The props were realistic and one got a feel for the character's situations. The lighting is dim and toward the end of the play the only light is that of two candles. The reality of their life is shrouded by the ethereal atmosphere induced by the music, scenery, and lighting. This is a two act play, the time and the setting being "now" and the "present." Altogether there are only four characters, the audience can identify with them and they were believeable characters. Patricia Casiam played the mother Amanda. This is a difficult part to perform and Patricia developed the character well. The character is an individual and cannot be cast into a "typical" role. She is energetic but much of her energy is misdirected. The woman clings to the past in an effort to recreate her past happiness before her husband deserted her. This character December is a busy month. Everyone is cramming for finals, shopping and preparing for the Holiday season. A group of students is also planning a benefit performance. "A Christmas Concert" will be presented by the National Arts Chamber Orchestra December 19th at 2:30 p.m. in the Reuther High School Auditorium (Sheridan Road and 58th St., Kenosha). David Schripsema will conduct the benefit concert for the Symphony School of America (SSA). Mr. Schripsema is currently the Chairman of the Bradford High School Music Department and Musical Director of the Kenosha Symphony. His training includes some of the finest teachers in the United States: Dennis Burke, Lawrence Foster and Elizabeth Green, a frequent guest conductor and lecturer at SSA. The orchestra will be performing a great variety of music. Vaughn Williams' Fantasia on a theme by Thomas Tallis and Greensleeves, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No. 2, Correlli's "Christmas" Concerto Grosso, and Tchaikovsky's Serenade for Strings will highlight the program. In addition to these works, there will be a harp ensemble, woodwind quitet and special guest soloist, Kim Deal, choral director at Bradford High School. The Symphony School of America was founded by Francesco Italiano nearly 25 years ago. The National Arts Chamber Orchestra is comprised of alumni members of SSA. The organization is almost entirely supported by private donations from businesses and invididuals through the country. The camp is in financial trouble and in danger of folding. The alumni members are willing to give of their time for this performance. Try to make time in your schedule to attend "A Christmas Concert." Tickets are available at the door for the price of $3.00 for adults and $1.00 for students and senior citizens. 10 Thur day, December 9, 1982 RANGER The orch ra will be perr rming gr t vari ty or m le. Vaughn William ' antasia on a theme y Thom Tallis and Gr en I ve , Bach' Brannburg Cone rto No . 2, Correlli's " hri tmas" Concerto Grosso, and Tchaikovsky's Serenade for Strings will highlight the program . In addition to these works , there will be a harp enemble, woodwind quitet and pecial gu t soloist, Kim Deal, choral director at Bradford High School. The Symphony School of America was founded by Francesco Italiano nearly 25 years ago. The National Arts Chamber Orchestra is comprised of alumni 4 members or SSA. organization is almost endniy supported by private donatlalll from businesses and lnviclcall through the COtDllry. The camp II in financial trouble and In da-.r of folding. The alumni manben are willing to give of their time fer this performance. Try to mm time in your schedule to attmd "A Christmas Concert." Tickets are a vailabl at tbe doer for the price of $3.00 for adulta and $1.00 for tudents and mar citizens. CA$H forUSED Your BOOKS What Time ., • We pay up to 50% -for your used books We buy a\\* USED fext6ooks ... Whether Used Here or Not * mu.st ha.."e curre.t'\t f(\OSQ.et \lo..\.ue When and nex+ to Book Srore $ RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 11 Comedy by Tony Rogers Feature Editor Christmas is always a big season for movies, but this Christmas is going to be especially big. Nearly twenty major releases are scheduled mid December through early January openings. I haven't seen hardly any of these films yet, but I can tell you is coming out, and what looks promising. What I've Seen "48 Hours," which I reviewed last week, is the only Christmas flick I've seen, and if y ou read the review, you know what I thought of it. The film wastes Eddie Murphy's talents in an overly violent cop story that has been done a hundred times. Nick Nolte also stars, and displays about as much life as a can of beans and franks. Avoid sitting through even two hours of this. Comedy Comedy (or attempts at) may be to unemployed, recessionized citizens, and this Christmas movie studios are only too willing to oblige. "The Toy" stars Jackie Gleason and Richard Pryor. Gleason is a millionaire who takes his grandson Christmas shopping in a large department store, telling him "You can have anything you want." Richard Pryor is an employee at the store, and when Gleason's grandson sees Pryor, he decides he wants him. Gleason buys Pryor (?) and this is the premise for the rest of the film. Does this sound funny? You decide. A more promising comedy seems to be "Tootsie," starring Dustin Hoffman and Bill Murray. Dustin Hoffman plays a struggling actor who gets tired of struggling and desides to become an actress. ( No, that is not a misprint.) Hoffman makes himself up as an actress, totally changing his identity, (obviously) and he meets with great success. Problems arise, however, when he falls in love with his leading lady. Another ridiculous premise, granted, but the Hoffman - Murray combination sounds unbeatable. Jessica Lange also stars. I like Goldie Hawn, and I like Burt Reynolds, so I just might like f.iTT Cj^lstmas comedy entitled Best Friends." Then might not. Santa Claus reveals all... again I The most interesting comedy -lay be "The Trail of the Pink Panther. Yet another of the Inspector Clouseau' stories the him stars the late Peter Sellers in never - before - seen - footage, and combines the Sellers' footage with new sequences shot with additional actors: This, then, has been pieced together to hopefully make for a coherent film. If nothing else, "The Trail of the Pink Panther" should be worth it just to see a few more hours of Peter Sellers. "Airplane" returns this Christmas in a sequel, and in a brilliant move, the film's makers have entitled the new film "Airplane II - The Sequel." Instead of being on an airplane, this movie takes place on a passenger flight of the space shuttle to the moon. And who would you meet on the moon but good old Captain Kirk (William Shatner.) This all sounds pretty silly to me. I'm not making it up, either. Seriously, reports are that this film simply doesn't live up the original. Woody Allen will trot out another film this Christmas. Entitled "Number II," the film also stars Mia Farrow. I don't know a damn thing about this movie, but I assume it is a comedy. "Honky Tonk Man" is a new Christmas film in which Clint Eastwood makes his singing debut. Technically, this film shouldn't be classified under 'Comedy,' but . . . Open Continued From Page Six "... lying between the simple extremes of unprincipled politics and rigid morality is a domain of action that has been called the ethics of responsibility: meaning by th is term an attempt to weigh the consequences of each alternative as Intelligently as possible, and then to choose the best available." In closing, remind all Senators of their responsibility to the students they represent. At the same time, do not let others forget their responsibilities to their constituents. on improving the relationship between the Senate and the Executive Branch so that P.S.G.A. can get back to working for and with the students. Cordially, Phillip A. Pogreba Drama The life of Mahatma Gandhi will be portrayed in "Gandhi," a three - hour epic for Christmas. The film stars Candice Bergen, Edward Fox, and Ben Kingsley in the title role. What do I know about this film? It is long, it has at least several good actors, the preview shorts for it look interesting, and the story is of an important and fascinating man. "Gandhi" seems worth a look. "Six Weeks" would seem to be the tear - jerker for the holidays. Starring Mary Tyler Moore and Dudley Moore, the film is athe story of a campaigning senator who falls in love with one of his constituents, a woman with leukemia. The woman has six weeks to live, thus a title of the film. Mary and Dudley should make for a very different combination of talents. This film looks good, but if you cried when you saw "Brian's Story" and "Eric," be sure to bring your Kleenex for " Six Weeks." Paul Newman stars as an ambulance - chasing lawyer who runs into a big malpractice suit in "The Verdict." James Mason co - stars in what looks to be a good film. "Tex," the film based on the book by S. E. Hinton, will be re - released by Disney over the holidays. Starring Matt Dillon, the film is supposed to be okay. Also out over Christmas will be "The Outsiders," which is also based on a book by S. E. Hinton, and which also stars Matt Dillon and Leif (ugh) Garrett. Francis Ford Coppola directs. Fantasy - Animation Disney will re - release "Peter Pan" over the holidays, and will open a new live - feature entitled " Never Cry Wolf." "Twice Upon a Time," another animated feature, will be out as well. Which brings me to my final film. "Dark Crystal" will probably make more money at the box - office this Christmas than any of the other films I have mentioned. The creation of Gary Kurtz (producer, Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back) and Jim Henson (father of the Muppets) the film has no actors, and is not animated. the film is populated with, well, I don't know what to call them. They are not puppets, they are not muppets — they are hybrid creatures along the same lines as Yoda and E. T. "Dark Crystal" is the story of these bizarre and imaginative beings. Since nothing has ever been done quite like "Crystal" before, I think this film will be big. I also think this film will be good, and well worth seeing by anyone ,of any age. But big is the key word here — big means big money, and movie studios want to make big money this time of the year. After all, the summer's blockbusters are still six months away. by Jennie Tunkieicz Tis the season to be jolly! Who could forget that with all the subtle reminders: jingle bells, Christmas carols, figgy pudding, nativity scenes, and gaily decorated houses and trees — the list is endless. But ask almost any child what they like most about Christmas and their immediate reply is Santa Claus! Adults, on the other hand, mature and responsible, know better than to believe in Santa, right? Fortunately, there are still believers and the real St. Nicholas would be proud to know he still has helpers carrying on his tradition. One of Santa's helpers is Jay Singstock age 31 from Racine. He is Santa at Regency Mall. This is his first year of portraying the jolly man in the red suit. "I wanted to be Santa because I love kids," said Singstock. "The little kids from 1-1/2 to about 5 years old are super." The job does have its downfalls. Singstock said it is difficult when parents push screaming children on his lap. "Some kids are scared to death," he said. "I look great to them from a distance, but they go into shock when they get close.". Singstock feels that the reason many children are frightened is they only know Santa from pictures. Once the children are on his lap, Santa asks them if they've been good this year and what they want for Christmas. "This year the boys are asking for G.I. Joes, Dukes of Hazzard cars and race tracks. The girls want Barbie Pink and Pretty dolls, Atari Home Video games and Baby Cut and Grow dolls," he said. Singstock added that many children ask "What do you got?" One child asked Singstock that if is really Santa Claus why did he just see him at another store? "I told him that I was making my rounds and I just got here before he did," he said. Another little girl told Singstock that she knew he wasn't really Santa Claus, only one of Santa's elves. "I think most children believe," he said. Singstock has two children of h is own, 5 and 8 years old. "They know I dress up as Santa at the mall, but they still believe in Santa Claus. They just think I'm one of Santa's helpers," he said. Besides children, Singstock has had a priest, two grandmothers, and eight high school and college students sit on his lap. "I also had three married women ask me for new husbands for Christmas," he said. Two very special accasions took place for Singstock while being Santa. A group of mentally retarded people, ages 18 - 40 visited him at the mall. "We all had a great time that day," he said. Katie Rose, a 9 month old Racine child that needs a liver transplant also came to the mall to have her picture taken with Santa. "That was a very special experience," added Singstock. Singstock feels that Santa Claus is a good thing children, but through the years Christmas has lost its meaning. "Christmas has become too commercialized. People seem to think they must give gifts of a sizable amount. Gifts are only a by - product," he said. "Christmas means family, God and love to me." Singstock dresses all in red trimmed with fur with a beard on his chin that's* as white as the snow. He appears Monday through Friday, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Regency Mall until Christmas. The mall will also have "Breakfast with Santa" on Dec. 11 and 18. As for Christmas eve, Singstock exclaimed, "Don't forget to leave cookies and milk out for Santa and a carrot for the reindeer, and Merry Christmas everyone." / Downtown/Kenoshci Regency Mall/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear J, earn how to be a spectator WMSUXSEM ' 9 0 1 0 0 EEXXPPLLCO R I N G T H E A R T S 0 1 • 6 : 3 0 - 8 : 2 0PM T 9 1 126 01 FOUNDATI O N S H I S T I I RENAISSANCE MODERN 2 : 00 - 3 : 1 5 TR 98 1 1 0 0 1 9 8 4 0 6 01 Music IDEA OF THEAT R E 2 : 0 0 - 3: 1 5 Mw STUDI E S IN CONTEMPORARY L I T : 2 0 TH CENT WOME N IN 1 1 : 0 0 - 1 2 : 1 5 TR 1 POLLACK 25 3 SLAUSON J 2 1 3 CR VAN DYK E L 3 CR 18 9 4 1 0 1 OF MUSIC 0 1 1 2 : 3 0 - 1 : 2 0 TR 9 4 2 0 1 MUSIC 0 1 9 : 3 0 - 1 0 : 4 9 4 2 0 6 JAZZ 0 1 1 0 : 0 0 - 1 1 : 1 5 2 CR MCKEEVE R J 1 9 3 CR WEINER T W 1 6 3 CR CU2NER R 1 7 The Fine Arts can provide life - long entertainment and enrichment. The following Spring 1983 courses are designed to enhance the enjoyment of people who are interested in experiencing the arts rather than participating. For further information, contact the Fine Arts Divisional Office or sign up during early registration. ~~medy will be staple of Christmas flicks b · 1 ony Roger a new hri tma l<'eature "B t F . d ., comedy ent!lled . hristma i !ways might nor n Th n again I Th hfe of lahatma Gandhi ea· n m ie , thi Th m t . . be po trayed in ''Gandhi," a thr hri ·tma i b m y be "Th m~er }'"rg com';dy • hour epic for hri. tmas. The film iallv e rly t •enty Panth r ,, Y~t rai O the Pink ars Candice B rg n, Edward r i a es ar · heduled for 'lnspect~r Clo an~th r . of the Fox, and Ben King I yin the till mm stars the lat eau t st0~ • t~ r?ll'.? \ 'ha_t do I k~ow ab ut this Janu ry opening . hav n't en n ver before. een ~ er I m him. ll 1s long, 1t ha· at I ast 113rdly an lhcs com bin . lhe . lier , :ootage • and several gO?d acto: , th _pr ·iew what ne guenc hot oot~g~ ith • horls for _it look 1~terestmg, and wh t promising . dHionol actor . Thi t"he1t had- the ~torr I of an important and · s, n, as fa.,cmatmg em · \\'hat l'\·e S en Hours." · k, i nick l'v · en, you the il. turphy's \'iolent tory don ick olt tar . a a rrank . t ·o hour omed' att mpts a relief a nation of reces ionized Ou tudios roly tars hristma :-hopping d partm nt mploy GI son' want buy <?) premi or thi decide. m be u tin ruggling truggling n o, hi hem t m noth r but the Hoffman - sound J ica I .ange tars. lik Goldi Reynolm, ~( ---- IN fOCU5 hould oo the nd Shalner.) Seriowly, to another this Christmas. Entitled "Number II," the film comedy. makes singing We k." . m th · tarring iary Moor th ran Iov roe or hi leuk mia. The- thu th film. ary and Dudley should ure Kl nex ix W ks." wman tars Jam . look will is supposed to be okay. AJso . (ugh) Fantasy• action ever ·'Open letter to Parkside students will of Rather, lo - ar creatur a T. the ,of any age. But big is the key word - this time of the year. After are still six months ,away. ontinued l<'rom lx " ... tr•m polltk •nd morallt ls thal ha b n c lied th tlhk of respon ibillty: meaning b lhls trrm lhr consequence of each alternallv I and th.n to ch005 the be t vailable." I would like to Tennessee Wi I \iams' GLA ME re ponsibilities Work oo and the Executive Branch so that P.S.G.A. can get back to working for and with the students. Phillip A. Pogreba ~ ERl JJJ~ 2J45 or 55J 2.042. ! RANGER 1982 11 Santa Claus reveals all ... b\ Jrnni Tunkit>i z lh · ·ea son subll reminder·: jingl bell·, carol . £iggy cenes, d corated hous tr - lh i · ndle: . a Imo ny th y Christma immediat r ply i anta laus ! du! ·, oth r h nd, matur responsibl , ortunat ly, th re ar th t. icholas till ha n ne anta' 31 He 1s I Reg ncy fall. fir t uit. anta becau. e ing tock. kids yf"ar d i downfalb. Sin stock aid i diffi ult wh n parent creaming Som death,'' h aid. gr t di ance, they clo ." ing toe feel th r on childrm ar £right ned i anta One th hi y ar girl Barbi Pink :Ut saici. he he store'! 1 s i I a c .io ini:t tock while bein or m ntally ple, 0 visit t W Iiv r cam tak nta. Thal wa pecial xperience," Sing tock. ing tock f I Clau for th I t il'> m aning. Chri tmas comm rcializ d . . m th y m t ar • Chri tmas family. m . " in tock dr £ur that' a a th now. appear a.pm at Regency Mall until Chri tma . The mall will al have "Breakfa t . r ind r, ti£LEADER~ Downtown/ Kenosha Mall/Racine Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear J.!earn how to be a spectator -9l l2b FOUNDATIONS OF ART HIST II RENAISS, Cf TO l'IOOER~ 2:00- J:15 JR Dramatic Arts 110 IOEA OF THEATRE 01 2:00- J:IS ~w STUOIES I Cc»jfE POii.ARY 9 ",Q(, LU: 20fH CENT WOMEN 1H THEATRE 11:00-12:15 -9~ 101 FUNDAMENTALS Of l'IUSIC 01 12:30- l :zo Tit 9~ 201 NUSIC APPRECIATION 01 9:30-10:~5 TR 9~ 206 JAZl APPRECIATION 01 l0:0o-U:15 TR l CR POI.LACK R 2!> J CR SU.USO J 21 J CR VA~ OYK 3 CR POLLACK R I B NCKE£Y,Elt 19 J WEINERT Iii 16 CUlNER R l1 entertalnment E!flrlchment. fol lowing enhance 12 Thursday, December 9,1982 Burned U p . .. Perfect presents promote holiday happiness MOP? Never wash a Feature Editor's Note: It is with sadness that I say goodbye to "Burned Up" columnist Carol Burns. Carol graduates at the end of th is semester and will not write for the Ranger anymore. For the past three semesters, Carol has penned this wonderful column, in addition to a variety of a rticles on various other subjects. The Ranger staff wishes Carol the best luck and a fine life. I want add an extra bit of th anks to Carol with you Carol. Your loyal by Carol Burns The rush is Christmas is two weeks away and shopping time is running out. Having a mere fourteen days left in which to buy presents for umpteen numbers of people and/or relatives can panic anyone. Include a week of final exams within that period, and you be Bumco's THE PEEL ORANGE JUICER. Start the day the Bumco way! Drink orange juice without dirtying a glass! Plants grow better with clean Bumco VACUUM! It tenderly removes the top layer of dust from vegetation without harming plants! For all you Rollie Finger fans, Bumco offers the ELECTRONIC MUSTACHE CURLER with controlled wax dispenser. Create flawless handlebars anytime! Get one for your dog. Anyone who loves his/her friends and relatives but still insists on smoking near them will be pleased to know that Bumco has the ideal gift for non - s m o k e r s : B A T T E R Y OPERATED WRIST FANS! handy little hummers can help blow smoke right back to the source. Along the same line, tobacco chewers will find Bumco's AUTO SPITOON with weighted bottom a helpful item during the cold winter months. No more opening windows in frigid weather to discharge excess saliva! No more funny dribbles down the side of the car! Protect rear - seat passengers from wind - swept backlash! Don't be left in the dark — g et Bumco's new FLASHLIGHT TESTER (no batteries required). Just clamp this bright white disk to the front of a flashlight and step into a dark room. If the disk fails to shine, the flashlight is on the blink! MR. LOUDMOUTH is Bumco's perfect gift children. portable microphone which lets them scream as loud as normal. (Only it's more fun with MR. LOUDMOUTH around) How about Bumco's MIRACLE floor again! Just set this utensil in the corner of your kitchen and you have a perfect excuse for a dirty floor if visitors — Interrupts! Pre - med students might like this one: MR. CARDIOLOGIST! Bumco's latest novelty attaches to one's chest to help distinguish gall bladder pains from heart attacks. In a pinch, cross the wires to change it to defibrillator and hope for the best. Especially useful after rich meals. That's about it. Of course, the finest point about all these gifts is that they can all be found in one central display area at your local junk store. One - stop shopping at its best! (Batteries not included) MERRY CHRISTMAS! Fun with Di ck Satire by Dick Oberbrunner A warning to all of you holiday shoppers: beware of the subliminal psychological powers of the shopping mall. They are Christmas wrap full of sales pitching, cash or crediting, "have a nice daying" store attendants who want you to exchange your wallet decorations, i.e., dollar bills and credit cards, for items at gift - giving prices. These people considered armed and willing to use them to satisfy your good cheer. I'm not talking about the harmless lady cooking pizzas in the frozen food isle of grocery stores. I'm talking commissioners en masse. The sheer number of these mailers overwhelms the vulnerable shopper. Buying habits may be significantly altered as a result of overexposure with the mall medium. On a recent visit to Regency Mall a friend and I found ourselves being swayed through umpteen clothing stores by sales racks and sales racks of bargains. Sweaters, for example, are the perfect stimuli to place the buyer into a buying mood ... A cold snowy evening at the resort. Sipping cognac with good friends by a crackling fire. Gazing out the window upon a well lit slope. Receiving compliments for my warm, woolly Berner N. Weise sweater . . . Do not fall under this looking good with a cast on my broken ankle" spell. This is exactly what the mailers play upon: the dreamy, swayable holiday shopper state of mind. Store attendants are trained in subconscious manipulation. At this time of year they make commission ten times over. Case in point: during a break between my winning the Boston Marathon in my Foot Locker Puma's and outselling Michener at Dalton's my friend and I stopped at The Cookie Factory. The clerk greeted me with a "May I help you?" (which, I found out moments later, was only the first half to the subconsciously - injected phrase, "May I help you buy more?"). In a rather plain but hungry voice I made my order of two. The busy clerk sensed my Presents Ilia Who Comas la Parksida in Kids Are Alright I f & pm, UNION CINEMA ADMISSION *1.50 ALLTHE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS BE ANSWERED THE FIRST 10 CORRECT ENTRIES SUBMITTED PAB OFFICE GET INTO THE MOVI E QUIZ 1. IS OF THE WHO'S ROCK OPERA? '• ^;MrNGMpB0E0L?F THE WH0 ALLE^DLY DROVE A LIMO INTO 4. MEMBER OF THE WHO IS KNOWN AS "QUIETONE" ? 5. FANTASTIC MOV IE SHOWN CONVENIENCE OWN AT A RI DICULOUSLY vulnerability and took charge: "Twocookiesisadollartwentyfive. Youcangetthreecookiesforadollar thirtyfive. Caught up in the quick tempoed rhythm of this modus operandi I harmonically answered "0. K." The split second after I said "K" I realized my holiday induced spirit, fortified by a recent paycheck and the ever pleasing merchantile atmosphere, was advantage of. mailed. You must keep on guard. They have their tricks. You will be nickeled and dimed until all you have left to give as presents will be nickels and dimes. You must remember that malls work inder two stipulations — three, actually, at this time of year: • You did not come all this way for nothing, • With such a variety of stores and eating places there has to be something to suit your needs, and • Take advantage of holiday cheer. We are also at the disadvantage of being surrounded by these great gray consumer doller monsters: Grand Avenue, Southridge, Regency, Lakehurst, and the King Kong of them all, Watertower Place. Monetarily, my mailing was minimal. I came out with three and a small Sprite. But the psychological damage is irreparable until at least the middle of January, just before my birthday. Irtflf YowmIym (Mft Fltnosi THR EE MONTH'S $cn°° ONLY^ U Unlimited Use of Our Facility, 7 Days A Week Showers and Locker Room Facilities Included. COUPON OFF J all Vitamins and Supplements. ! L _ J?£c • 24' — — THE FITNESS FOR WEN A WOMEN OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK Ph.652-145g 2111 56th Strc thru Fr, 8am 9:30pm Sal . * ^0nOSHa S*t 8am lo Sun. 9am to 5pm 12 9, 1982 RANGER Up • • • perfect presen~c2.~~~~!~ ~.1Pt~!~ldhsd N?oringmyoretheopehnco11dan g ~J~usFs1le ~t~t~';'~~:w.: ~::: Feature Editor's Note: It is with presents for umpteen numbers of the t 1 er of dust from wm er mon . k't h nd ha e a I people and/or relatives can panic op ay · . windows in frigid weather to 1 c en a ~ou v . anyone. Include a week of final vegetation without harming discharge excess saliva! No more exc~e 1f Bums. plants! f he · ·t s arrive Mopus In of this semester and will not write have a typical last - minute funny dribbles down the side O t VISI or - • £or the Ranger anymore. For the student shopper. Sumco car! Protect rear • seat terruptus! past three semesters, Carol has Never fear, Bumco's here! Yes, P3ssengers from wind - swept Pre med students might like penned this wonderful column, in fellow Parksidians, you now have backlash! this one: MR. CARDIOLOGIST! addition to a variety of articles on at your disposal a bevy of unique, Don't be left in the dark - get Bumco's latest novelty attaches to various other subjects. The perfectly wonderful gifts for the Bumco's new FLASHLIGHT one's chest to help distinguish gall Ranger staff wishes Carol the best person who has everything. TESTER <no batteries required). bladder pains from heart attacks. of luck and a fine life. 1 want to Priced with the student budget in Just clamp this bright white disk ln a pinch, cross the wires to add an extra bit of thanks to Carol mind. to the front of a flashlight and step it hope for all her terrific articles and for Here's one no kitchen should Sumco into a dark room. If the disk fails for the best. Especially useful being a good friend. May the force without: Sumco's new INSIDE · to shine, the flashlight is on the be smokers : BATTERY blink! Th , bo t ·t Of the feature editor, Tony. No more messy, sticky fingers. MR LOUDMOUTH is Bumco's . ats_a . u 1 • co~, . Way.' These handy little hummers can perf~l aift for children It's a fmeSt point about all ~fts is "' . : m dir• help blow smoke right back to the portable microphone which lets central display area at your local on. ruMing tying a glass! source. them ~r.eam as loud as. normal junk store. One . stop shopping at Along the same line, tobacco <Only 1t s more fun with MR. 'ts best' <Batteries not included) leaves, so Sumco comes to the 1 • rescue with the portable PLANT MERRY CHRISTMAS! Fun w!th • 0 '~k But watch out for shopping-center psychosis warning or ooliday or are mallers our• selves . . . ... "looking e or B. a The Comes to Parkside In "The Alright'' FRIDAY SUNDAY, 7:30 THEATRE s ALL THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS MUST BE ANSWERED TOTHE PABOFFICE BY FRIDAY GET INTO THE MOVIE FREE! "WHO" TRIVIA QUIZ WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE WHO'S FIRST ROCK OPERA? 2. WHICH MEMBER OF THE WHO ALLEGEDL y DROVE A LIMO INTO A SWIMMING POOL? 3. WHAT WAS THE ORIGINAL NAME OF THE BAND? WHICH MEMBER OF THE WHO IS KNOWNAS"THE QUIETONE"? S. WHAT FANTASTIC MOVIE IS BEING SHOWN IN THE CONVENIENCE OF OUR OWN UNION CINEMA AT A RIDICULOUSLY LOW PRICE? ' 'Youcangetthreecookie;foradollar l taken I was malled. - • or malling cookies Treat Yo•raelwe1 To A 11ft Of Total Fltne11 INTRODUCTORY OFFER FIRST THREE MEMBERSHIP s5000 ONLY Unllmlted Faclllty, Facllltles 1r -------- COU~'BA- ---------, I1 20% OFF I all Vitamins and lupplements. 1 L------~'!i'!!:~_Dec. 24, 1982 I _____________ _. POWER LIFTING - BODY BUILDING - WEIGHT TRAINING TIE BODY SHOP FITNESS CENTER, INC. FITNESS FOR MEN • WOMEN OPeN 7 DAYS A WIIK 852-14592111 58th 8trN Mon lhru F'r, 81m to 9 3()p,-n S. Kenoeha · t 8am 10 eom. &if\. 8am to 5Pffl 2325 - 52nd Street, Kenosha, Wis Kenosha's Finest Bar & Brill Uncle John's Christmas grab-bag . . . RITA MARLEY: >y John by John KKoovvaalliicc How manv j W & QUEEN OF REGGAE Season's Greetings, true believers. Salutations, Peace on Earth, Joy to the World, Hark, The Herald Angels Sing, etc. Right. That's my Christmas dues out of the way. Now I can settle back in my little cloud of self - s atisfied sarcasm. I mean, if I hear one more shop playing Christmas Muzak over their intercom system, I think I'm gonna t hrow up! It's bad enough that they had to start right after Thanksgiving, but now that a full, ugly scandal has broken, it throws the Yuletide holiday into a bad light. Let me tell you about it. It's rather a long and involved story, but it has something to do with the fact that if you play "Rudolph The Red - Nosed Reindeer" backwards at half - speed, satanic, drug - crazed messages can be clearly heard. For the season of love and hope, joy and pea ce, why not buy your little brother a new, fully automated, "Laser Tank, for defending liberty and killing commies." Also suitable for the new "Kill 'em Dead Fred" action set. Or, how about a "Phaserdestroyer," capable of destroying universes a nd capturing planets, new from Ronco. Batteries not included. Remember when Christmas was less commercialized? (i.e., when Santa C laus didn't endorse everything from "Playboy" to electric razors.) Once upon a time you could walk into a mall and not be assaulted by a putrid smelling skinny man with an ill - fitting red tunic purporting to be Saint Nick. And whatever happened to the spirit of giving? Nowadays you're lucky if you don't get mugged by a rabid reindeer. HE'S NOT HEAVY, HE'S MY ACCOUNTANT Enough Christmas bitching for one issue. Just call me Scrooge. I don't want to spoil your holidays, so I' ll insult someone else. How about ac countants? Accountants are not the most interesting people in the world. If I were not a subtle man, I'd say they were du ll. I've only met one person who was more boring than an accountant, and he was dead at the time. Economists are different. Heck, they're almost scientists. In fact, economists are probably just scientists who know there aren't any jobs in the sciences. Accountants, on the other hand, are just p lain dull. How many people do you know who can spend an entire day just adding up columns of numbers, eh? I mean, let's face it. Accountants are not the sort of people you'd invite to a wild partv I have this theory that Gerald Ford was, in fact, an accountant, but he managed to keep it in the Perhaps I am not the most grateful person in the'world, but even though I was given a free ticket to the Manager's Dinner, I was still bored off my tush. The highlight of the evening for me, was our wonderful Chancellor's speech. 01' Gussie knocked 'em dead. WKfk&si WIUXX? closet. Not that I have anything against accountants, mind you. Some of my best friends are accountants. It's just that I wouldn't want my sister to marry one. Most of the time you can't tell if they're asleep or merely calculating an after - tax profit margin. Which is why I was not exactly agog with excitement on being named Ranger photographer for the fourth annual "Manager's Dinner." Of course, its sponsors also included Women in Business and Pi Sigma Epsilon as well as the Accounting Club, but I'm sure they were both absent, doing really wild things. Can you imagine accountants forming an accounting club? Ye gods. Think of the conversation after a hard day's accounting. "Well, Jack, what're you doing tonight?" "Well, Phil, I was thinking of going to the clubhouse and doing a little accounting over a seltzer water. I hear they've got some pretty kinky year - end financial reports." "Are you sure you want to do anything that spectacular?" * * * What, you may ask, is this leading up to? I'm glad you asked. "This is," quoth he, "the only time I've gotten anything free from accountants." Last time he gets invited. Luckily, I won't be here next year to sit through another three hours of purgatorial monotony. Even the roast beef was boring. They probably slaughtered a boring cow especially for the occasion. "Hey, Frank. This cow looks pretty dull." "You sure he's not dead?" "Nah. I just saw him accrue some year - end profits." * * * THE PSGA —SEND IN THE CLOWNS And finally, "how 'bout them PSGA senators?" Makes a body proud to serve under their iron fist. Who the hell was it who suggested I attend one of their weekly (HA!) meetings? It was probably just a bit more fun than an accounting club meal. Excited beyond measure by the fact that I had to wait until the ungodly hour of nine - thirty at night, I anxiously awaited this gathering of titans, humbly readying my pen and sheaths of fullscap. Then ... the hour arrived. What, I pondered, could be their first awe - inspiring command? What lofty words of wisdom would echo forth from their magnificent minds? The one called "Red," slowly arose to speak. A hush fell over the room. His lips moved. "How do you spell adjournment?" This was probably the high point of the meeting. The talk then switched to more important issues. "When are we having our first party?" "I vote for the eighteenth." "How about a blue movie party at Louie's?" "I'll bring the leather and the bananas." "I want a Hawaiian party." "Coconuts and whips. Good twist. I like it." "I'll bring the handcuffs." "I got the Vaseline. Somebody get a half - barrel and a watermelon." And so it went. Eventually, since a number of senators, Phil Pogoda and "Wolfman" Kalmar the Eleventh didn't show, a quorum was never attained. After a sweaty, stressful fifteen minutes the meeting broke up and we all curtailed our governmental activities to sally forth to the Union to consume not an inconsiderable amount of "Dog Style." GRATUITOUS PRAISE DEPT. The PSGA does, however, have a number of real terrific people. Take those wonderful humanitarians, "I dream of" Jeannie Phillips and "Up" Chuck Betz. ("We're just good friends.") They are truly great, good, and wise. I feel honored just being in their presence. How can you tell they bought me a drink? Well, that's that for this semester, campers. Bye for now, have a cool Yule, and may your reindeer never be sick on your Scandinavian Pine. RITA MARLEY: by Napoleon Scarbrough Rita Anderson Marley, the widow of the late Bob Marley, grew up in Trenchtown, a ghetto in Kingston, Jamaica. Her recording career began during the Ska era with a hit called "Pied Piper." From there, she moved on to a group called the Soulettes, with whom she also achieved considerable success. Then, in the early '70s, Rita, along with two other popular female vocalists, Judy Mowatt and Marcia Griffiths, formed the I-Threes. Finally, in 1974, t hey became the backup vocals for Bob Marley and the Wailers. Rita's vocal abilities, as well as her songwriting skills have appreciated over the years during her climb toward the top. On "Rastaman Vibrations," the album that declared Reggae a popular musical force, she contributed "Crazy Baldhead," "Rat Race," and "Johnny Was." The last tells a true story of a woman crying over her son killed by a stray bullet. Rita, as well as her late husband, were very deep into the Rastafarian faith as are most of the local Jamaican musicians. Consequently, many of the songs that are written and performed contain these prevailing religious overtones. Rita's new album, "Haram be," a Swahili word meaning "Working together for freedom," emphasizes her belief about a woman's place. "I am governed by God, not man. I believe that a woman's place is beside her man, not behind or before. I work from the inspiration of God, not man." The current hit single from the album is called "One Draw," which, along with Smokey, Herbie and Milla, tells in a playful manner the pros and cons of the consumption of Sinsemilla, a very potent Ganji plant that is used as a sacrament by members of the Rastafari religion. , To be sure, Rita Marley is the crowned Queen of Reggae. Let us hope that she continues to stay on the road that she and Bob were travelling when he was so untimely taken from us. Let us pray that she follows the path of truth, for there is no religion greater than the truth. ANNOUNCING A TRIBUTE TO TWO GREAT AMERICAN INSTITUTIONS BURGERS 'N JAZZ THURS., DEC. 9 - 4^6 PM Union Square FEATURING • UW-Parkside's Award Winning Jazz Band • A Virtual Bounteous Bevy of Burgers Bacon, Olive, Pizza, Mushroom, Blue Cheese, Swiss, etc. • FREE ADMISSION - BEST CHARCOAL SANDWICHES IN TOWN. ~ EITHER HOMEMADE CHILI OR STEW EVERY DAY. - YOUR CHOICE OF GOOD MUSIC. - PARKSIDE SPECIAL WITH STUDENT i. D.: - 12 OZ. BOTTLE OF MICHELOB 85<t - 16.9 OZ. BOTTLE OF MICHELOB $1.00 -WE AL SO F E A TURE E L E V E N D I F F E R E N T WINES. -TUESDAY ALL DAY, FEATURING A DIFFERENT IMPORT BEER EACH WEEK FOR ONLY $1.00. - So it goes • • Whal, you may ask, is thi leading up to? I'm glad you asked. Kenos ha's Fin st Bar · & lrlll - BEST CH ARCOAL SANDWICHES IN TOWN. - EITHER HOME MADE CHILI OR ST EW EVERY DAY . - YOUR CHOIC E OF GOOD MUSI C. - PARKSID E SPE CI AL WI TH STUDE N T L D.: - 12 OZ. BO TT LE OF MICHELOB 85¢ - 16 .9 OZ. BOTTL E O F MI CHELOB $1. 00 - WE ALSO FEATUR E ELEV EN DI F F E RENT WINES. - TUESDAY ALL DAY, FE AT URIN G A D I F· FERENT IMPORT BEE R E A CH W EE K FOR ONLY Sl .00 . SPANKY'S 2325 - 52nd St reet, Kenosha , Wis. RA NGE R Thursday, Dece mber 9, 1982 13 • HEPSGA- D 1 THE LOW And finally, "how 'bout them P GA nator ?" • ak a body proud to erve und r their iron fist Who the h 11 was it who sugg led I attend one of their weekly (HA!) meeting ? It w probably just a bit m re fun than an accounting club m I Excited beyond measure by the • • • GR T ITOC PR I DEPT. Th P GA does, however, have a number of real terrific people. Take those wonderful humanitarians , " I dream of" Jeannie Phillips and " p" huck Betz. < " We 're just good friends ." l They are truly great, good, and wise. I feel honored just being in their pr nee. How can you tell they bought me a drink? Well, that' that for thi semester, camper . Bye for now, have a cool Yule, and may your reind r n · r be ick on your Scandinavian Pin New Music Rita's Reggae RIT M RLE : Q EE OF RE' b apo l n r brou h Rita Ander on arley, the widow of the lat Bob iarley, gre up in Trenchtown, a ghetto in Kin ton, Jamaica. Her recordi~ career began during the ka a with a rut called "Pied iper." Fr m th r , e moved on to group called the Soulettes, with whom also achi v consid able uc . Then, in the early '7 , Rita, along with two other popular fema le vocal' t , Judy !owatt and M rcia Griffith , formed th 1-Thre . Finally, in 1974 , they became the ckup voe for Bob farl y and the Wailer . Rita' vocal abilili , well r n writing skills hav appr iated over the y a during her climb toward the top . On "Ra tam an Vibr tion , " the album that declared Reggae a popular m ical fore , h contributed "Crazy Baldh ad," "Rat Race," and "Johnny W ." Th la t tells a true tory of woman crying over h r son killed by a tray bulle . Rita, a w II as her lat husband , w re very d p into the Rastafarian faith a are m t of the local Jamaican m icians . Consequently, many of the son that are written and performed contain the. prevailing religio overtone . Rita' new album, "Haram , a wahili word m aning "Working tog th r for fr dom," empha i ze h r beli f about a woman' plac . "I am gov rn d by God, not man . I beli e that a woman' place i ide her man, not behind or before. I work from th inspiration of God, not man.'' The curr nt hit jn le from the album i called " ne ra ," which , along with mokey, Herbie and Milla , tel in a playful m nn r the pr and of the con umption of insemilla, a v ry potent Ganji plant that is used as a sacrament by member of the Ra tafari r Ii ion . , To be ure, Rita Marley is the crowned Qu en of Reggae. Le us hope that sh continues to tay on the road th t and Bob w e travelling when he was o untim ly taken from us . t pray that h follow th path of truth, fo th r · no r ligi gr t r than the truth . ANNOUNCING A TRIB UTE TO TW O GREAT AMERIC A N INSTITU TIONS BURGERS 'N JAZZ THURS., DEC. 9 - 4-6 PM Union Square FEATURING • UW.Parlcslde's Award Winning Jau Sand • A Virtual Bounteous Bevy of Burgers Bacon, Olive, Pina, Mushroom , Blue Cheese, Swiss , etc . • FREE ADMISSION Thursday, December 9,1982 RANGER ^ — • — 1 — — What can you do over a month-long holiday? Read this by Tony Rogers Feature Editor What to do over the month - long vacation that we as Parkside students have? If you are lucky enough to have a job, you are one of those who works and makes money. If you are one of those lucky enough to be rich, you do what you want. If you work for the student newspaper, you get to write articles and come up with silly statements like the one I'm making right now. I'm rambling now, if you couldn't tell. If you have nothing to do over vacation, you may start to lose your mind, and may end up sounding like my first paragraph. But, if you can think of things to do, and then do them, you may still lose your mind, but you won't be quite so bored in the process. If you don't think you can find any excitement whatsoever in our wonderful and exciting Racine - Kenosha metropolitan area, (sarcasm, get it?) then hit the road. Travel. Go somewhere. Like Jack Kerouac. Just take off. For instance, if you have relatives somewhere in another part of the country, visit them. It's cheaper than staying in a motel or something. Take a car if y ou have one, catch an Amtrak, Greyhound, or even a plane. Or sign up for one of those skiing excursions to Colorado that you see advertised around school. They're fairly cheap. Experience another place. Go somewhere warm with sun and beaches and ocean water and attractive people with sun tans and small sports cars and . . . No really, travel. If yo u can't afford to leave, or if you don't want to, try going someplace a bit closer to home. Go to Chicago. Visit Michigan Blvd. and the art museum. Go to the Field Museum, the Museum of Science and Industry, the Sea Aquarium, the Planetarium, etc. he'll tell you Mort's, and how to get there. Park your car somewhere and walk around. Look at people, not in the eye, they'll hit you, but just watch how they act and walk. Go with Photos by Tony Rogers VISIT Chicago's Art Museum. Chicago has a lot of places like that. Go down Broadway into old Chicago. An interesting place, but don't go alone. It's not as fun and not as safe. Buy a map and figure out how to get around. Downtown is kicks. Broadway is kicks, the lakeshore is kicks in summer. This is winter. Dress warm. Eat at busy delicatessens where cold people will be stamping their snowy shoes on the floor and blowing air onto their frozen fingers while waiting in line for pastrimi, roast beef, corned beef, all served up with gooey dressings — this is the best food anywhere. I recommend Mort's Deli near the WLS building. I can't tell you exactly how to find Mort's — i t's sort of an alley — b ut ask a cop on a beat where a good deli is, and someone, don't go alone, dress warm, drive carefully, have an Experience. Milwaukee is closer than Chicago for most of us, try going to Milwaukee. Take the Kilbourn exit through the tunnel, park around Water St. Eat at 'Someplace Else' on Water St., or 'John Hawks' on Broadway right around the corner. Walk up Wisconsin Ave. and visit the new Grand Avenue Mall, not too long though, you'll get a headache from the Mall, as you would from any Mall. If you didn't eat at 'Someplace Else' or 'John Hawks' or if you're still hungry, visit the little Greek restaurant north of the Mall on Wisconsin (I forget its name) but they make really terrific gyro sandwiches. The ORCHARD COURTS APARTMENTS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT ! MODERN STUDIO, ONE AND TWO BEDROOM UNITS: • APPLIANCES • CARPETING • DRAPES • FURNITURE HEAT AND WATER ALL ELECTRIC PARKING LAUNDRY FACILITIES FROM $ 205.00 PER MONTH STUDENT SPECIAL STUDY IN COMFORT ! WE WILL COVER YOUR SEMESTER II BOOK AND SUPPLY EXPENSES UP TO $100.00 WITH THI S COUPON OFFER LIMITED TO NON RESIDENTS SIGNING A SEMESTER II, 1983 LEASE Offer expires Dec. 31. 1982 953 WOOD ROAD Model Apartment and Rental Office Hours Daily 1 p.m. - 6 p.m., Sat. and Sun. 1 p.m. - 5 p.m. 'ORCHARD COURTS PHONE 553-9009 Professionally leased and managed by CERTIFIED PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, INC. "Serving Southeastern Wisconsin •' place is run by several Greek gentlemen, and if you order a pepsi with your gyro they will say "Pep-si, Pep-si," just as the late John Belushi did on the old "Saturday Night Live." Have Baklava for dessert. Head towards the east side of Milwaukee. Visit Brady St. and see interesting old buildings and restaurants and people with beards and long hair and pipes. Visit the Oriental Theatre on North Farwell and see a movie. Go to the Jazz Gallery and sweat through a jazz jam. Tap your toes, drum your fingers, get into it. Look at the people around you and they will look back at you with a look that says, "THIS is music." You look at them and you know it is true. Buy a map, get to know your way around. Go see the orchestra at the PAC. It's not too expensive. Visit Milwaukee. What to do in Racine and Kenosha? Well ... In Racine go downtown and watch the Wheary lights in the square, not too long or you'll freeze to death. Take your girlfriend to the Restaurant at the new Sheridan Hotel out on Washington Ave. Go to a bar. Have a party or go to a party. Sit in Regency Mall and wonder why the kids want to play so many video games, are they escaping from reality, do some armchair psychoanalysis and wonder where you will be sitting ten years from this day. In Kenosha go to a bar. Well, maybe. See the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the UA, or even better, see it at the Oriental in Milwaukee, which I should have mentioned before, damn it. Kenosha, I don't know much about Kenosha. Visit Racine. What to do over the holidays? Write stories or poems about things, or take pictures. Change your room around. Buy a used movie camera and make a movie. Eat, not too much. Listen to your visiting relatives, (if they are visiting) talk about old things that happened long ago, and wonder what the world was like when you weren't in it. Don't get depressed and don't lose your mind. Catch a bus to somewhere. Watch Dr. Who on Sunday nights and don't worry about Monday, there's no school. Work. Make some money. Think about second semester and your upcoming classes. Soon enough that will all be here, then the spring, the blessed warm spring, and another long vacation. And maybe I'll write another article like this . . . Student Poetry MY FATHER'S NOBLE HOME by Stephen Kalmar II typical of the decreped insanity along the sooty lake, the mourning breeze brings clouds of over - ripe sewage, mixing with the dust of the sweating playground, earth bleached faces shine with anxious prison gleems, youth rising over the slummed horizon - each hand a little fist, each mouth an angry sentenal guarding dark sea - green passions, blood red lips sparkle a night - life's visage, each night a barbed needle, each hate looking for that angry fix, finding no substance in the light, raggedy madness frames, each suspended doubt carries frustrated pride, each circular moment shines on my hiding place. The Oll/PBT Presents Zin In Concert At The Christmas Party In The Union Square Dec. 11 th Ti cket s at the Union Inf o Desk Cost $2.00Advance $2.50 at Do o i Admission Includes 2 Beverages BOORS OPENS Pin BANK) STARTS bul GET YOUR TICKET TODAY T EKfTA T, v i 3205-52n<a.Sh*ee> Delicatessen 0 Li^uws & Bud 24 can flat *^19 SfS bh uy on*e, Gancia Asti Spumante *659 Case •73°o get one free Lambrusco 750 ml 1.5 It. S 5 Btls. Case *2" *4" Lowenbrau *229 *g" 14 Thursday, December 9, 1982 RANGER What can you do over a month-long holiday? Read this · • eral Greek your room around. Buy a used by Tony Rog r somepla e a bit closer to home. he'll tell you Mort' , and how to plac I run by ·r v order a movie camera and make a movie. Featurt' Editor Go to Chicago . Visit Michigan get there. Park your car g nt! fl'! :• a nd 1 Y~y will ay Eat, not too much. Li ten to your What to do over the month• long vacation that we as Parksid tuclent have? If you are lucky Blvd . and the art mus um . Go to somewher and wal around . pep I wt_t your~~~ . as the visiting relatives, (if they are the Fi ld Mu eum, th Mus um of Look at people , not in the eye, "P P· 1 • :~p- ~ J di~\~ the old vi iting> talk about old things that Scieri e and lndu try, the a they 'll hit you, but just atch h?w lat J hn . 1 • .. Have happened long ago, and wonder Aquarium, the Plan tarium, etc. they act and walk . Go with "Saturda Y dight 1Live . what the world was like when you ough to have a job, you are on of tho who works and makes mon y . If you are one of tho lu ky enough to be rich, you do what you want . If you work for the tudent new paper, you get to write articles and come up with ill atem nt like the one I'm making right now . I'm rambling now, if you couldn't tell. [f you have nothing to do over vacation, you may st rt to lo your mind, nd may nd up unding like my first paragraph . But, if you n think of thing to do , and then do them, you may till lo e your mind, but you won 't be quite so bored in the proce . II you d n 't think you can find any excit m nt whatso ver in our wond rful and exciting Racine - K no ha metropolitan area, (: r m , g t it? l then hit the ro d . Trav . o omewhere. Like Jack K ouac. Ju t take off. For i tan . if you hav relative somewhere in another part or the country , vi it them . It' cheaper than laying in a m or m thing . Tak a car if you have one, catch an Amtrak, Gr yhound , or even a plane. Or ign up for on or tho kiing excu ions to Colorado that you see advertised around school. They're fairly cheap. Experience another place. Go som where warm with un and beaches and oc an water and attractive people with sun tans and small sports ca · and .. . o really, travel. U you can't afford to leave, or if you don 't want to, try going VISIT Chicago's Art Museum. Chicago has a lot of place like that. Go down Broadway into old Chicago. An inter ting place, but don't go alone . It's not as run and not a are Buy a map and figure out how to get around. Downtown is kicks. Broadway is kicks, the lakeshore is lucks in summer. Thi is winter. Dress warm. Eat at busy delicates ens where cold people will be stamping their snowY hoes on the floor and blowing air onto their frozen finger while waiting in line for pastrimi, roast beef, corned beef, all served up with gooey dressings - this is the best food anywhere. I recommend Mort's Deli near the WLS building. I can't tell you exactly h>w to find Mort's - it's sort of an alley - but ask a cop on a beat where a good deli is, and someon , don't go alon , dr warm, drive carefully, have an Experience. Milwaukee is closer than Chicago for most of u • try going to Milwaukee. Take the Ki1bourn e,ot through the tunn I, park around Water St. Eat at 'Someplace Else' on Water St., or 'John Hawks' on Broadway right around the corner. Walk up Wisconsin Ave. and visit the new Grand Avenue Mall, not too long though , you'll get a headache from the Mall, as you would from any Mall. U you didn't eat at 'Someplace Else' or 'John Hawks' or if you 're still hungry, visit the little Greek restaurant north of the Mall on Wisconsin (I forget its name> but they make really terrific gyro saodwiches. The ORCHARD COURTS APARTMENTS • • • • UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT ! 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Watch Dr. Who . mt r tm old builcling \h n unday nights and don't worry re · taurant and people 1wi about Monday, there's no chool. beards and long hair and P • k M k Think Vi it the Oriental Th atre on Wor · 8 e ~me money · orlh Farwell and see a movi e. about . ond sem ter and your Go to the Jazz Gallery and sweat upcom1!1g classes . Soon enough through a jazz jam. Tap your toes, lha~ will all be here, then _the drum your fingers, get into it. spnng, the bl d wa~ spnng, Look at the people arowid you and and another lol va~atton. they will look back at you with a A~ fl'!aybe. I wnte another I k that says "THIS is music. " article hke th1 . . . 00 , . You look at them and you know at s d p 1 true. Buy a map, get to know tu ent oetry your way around. Go see the orch tra at the PAC. It' not too expensive . Visit Milwaukee. What to do in Raci and Ken ha? Well . . . In Racine go downtown and wat h the Wheary 1ights in the quare, not too long or you'll freeze t death . Tak your girlfriend to th R taurant at th n w Sheridan Hotel out on Wa hingtoo Ave . Go o a bar. Have a party or go to a party. it in Regency all and wond r why the kids want to play so many video games , are they escaping from reality, do some armchair psychoanalysis and wonder where you will be sitting ten year from this day. In Keno ha go to a bar. Well, maybe. See the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the UA, or even better, see it at the Oriental in Milwaukee, which I should have mentioned before, damn it. Kenosha, I don't know much about Kenosha. Visit Racine. What to do over the holidays? Write stori or poems about things, or take pictures. Change MYF TH R' OBLEHO 1E b · teph n Kalmar II typical of the decreped insanity a long th sooty lake, the mourning breeze bring cloud of ov r - ripe wage , mixing with the du t of the sweating playground. earth bleached faces hine with anxio pri n gl m , youth ri ing over the lummed horizon - each haod a little fist, each mouth an angry sentenal guarding dark ea - green pa sioos. blood red lip; sparkle a night - life' visage, each night a barbed needle, each hate looking for that angry fix, finding no substance in the light. raggedy madness frames, each suspended doubt carries frustrated pride, each circular moment shines on my hiding place. The IJWP»T Presents Zin In ~Qneert At The Christmas Party In The Union Square Dec.11th Tickets at the Union Info Desk Cost$2.00Advance$2.50atDoor Admission Includes 2 Beverages U()C)RS ()PEN B Pm BAI\lg STARTS~~ GET YOUR TICKET TODAY Bud 24 can flat •719 Gancia ~ Asti Spumante '659 .)F.-.J...._lft• buy one, t Case 873" get one free Lamhrusco Lowenhrau 750 ml 1.5 It. , 6NR Btls. •299 •499 •229 Case '8'' A Poem. The Day Before The Day Before Christmas As told to Nick Thome It twas the day before the day before Christmas When all through the house Every creature was stirring including the mouse All the stockings that hung By the chimney with care Were soon to find they were to stay bare I in my kerchief and mom in her cap Had just settled down for a short winter's nap y When out on the lawn We heard such a clatter We sprang from our beds To see what was the matter And what to our wonderous eyes should appear Dad marching about the yard Acting like eight tiny reindeer The fat little man so jolly and quick Strew broken toys and rags on the snow Giving his cigarette a flick Then giving yell for all to hear Santa's been mugged there's no Christmas this year -New Music Love Over Gold" places art over airplay hbvy KBAoKb IKfliAecslliinnrgt ' News Editor What a difference a fresh move can make. A change of scenery can balance one's perspective and provide a variety of fresh experiences, a hedge against stagnation. The barrage of new experiences can be overwhelming sometimes, but often the subject comes away with a much expanded point of view. Mark Knopfler is the driving force behind Dire Straits, and an Englishman who recently transplanted himself to New York. For Knopfler, the American influence has added an expansive new horizon to his normally cynical visions of the lives of struggling young Britons. The grandeur that was hinted at in last year's critically - acclaimed "Making Movies" came to full flower in "Love Over Gold." The opening song, "Telegraph Road," replaces Knopfler's former pastel vignettes with a wide, dusky horizon dotted with neon pinpoints, guiding the way to a new type of American dream. Taking a cue from Bruce Springsteen, Knopfler uses the image of the automobile as the archetype of American rootlessness: "Believe in me baby And a story by Nick Thome The story behind 'The Day before the Day before! by Nick Thome The poem above is about a Christmas that almost didn't happen in 1963. It seems, although most of the country was doing well in '63, my friend's family was not so lucky. Her father worked on the road and had little contact with his children. He did not know that his wife had purchased most of the Christmas presents in advance. On the day before the Day before Christmas the patriarch picked up the paycheck from his employer, only to find it about one - fourth its normal size. He stormed back to the window and demanded to know why the check was so small. The clerk, being well trained in her field, promptly shrugged her shoulders and said "What do I look like, an accountant?" This was not the answer he wanted to hear. After exchanging a few unpleasantries the clerk agreed to file an inquiry with the head office. The father left the office a little bit ticked - off and no richer for his efforts. So, he stopped at one of the local watering holes to have a drink and ponder his predicament. While engaging in lengthy discussions with his friend Jack Daniels, the daddy decided on a plot to cure his Christmas problems. Jack leaned over and said, "Lookee here Bud, there's no need to be down about this miserable time of the year. All you got to do is like my old grandpappy used to say." Bud stared at Jack and said "What the hell are you babbling about now?" Jack smiled his wry little smile and said, "Bud, I got a way for you to get over. All you have to do is bust up some toys in your back yard and make like a bunch of little brats mugged ole Saint Nick." Bud stared at Jack and said, "So you think that'll work? Maybe it will. I think I'll give it a try." "Alright Pal you're cut off," stated the bar owner. "We don't need people to see you talking to shot glasses." With that Bud left the bar and headed to the Goodwill store to pick up the accomplices, the toys to be smashed into little bits, in his terrible act. As the poem states, he actually executed the plan to the letter. However, in doing so, he accidently alerted the entire neighborhood of our family's plight. The rest of the families in the area help my mom fill the void in the shopping list without my father catching wind of it. You see, the girl who recounted the poem to me is my older sister. As it turned out it was one of the best Christmases I remember, because even if some of the presents weren't brand new, they were all given with love and the Christmas spirit. Maybe this year you too may know some kid whose parents aren't doing too well. Nothing puts life into an old pair of ice skates better than a new kid to wear them. Merry Christmas to all. and I'll take you away; from out of this darkness and into the day; from these rivers of headlights these rivers of rain; from the anger that lives on the streets with these names." All these lyrical fireworks are bursting over a softly compelling bed of guitar, drums and synthesizer. This is the first time Dire Straits has used electronics to such an extent; the result is a more polished texture than their first three efforts. There is none of the "basement tapes" feel of earlier records. The most interesting song on the album is the quasi - punk "Industrial Disease," Knopfler's version of Sinclair's industrial jungle, where Machiavellian businessmen grind their workers into the ground like so much used machinery. The company controls everything; the worker has no recourse but to keep on struggling. The bright, bouncy music suggests a lighthearted nihilism that gives the song its cynical bite. This is the most political song of the album, and by the last verse Knopfler is quoting a ficticious folk singer: "They give you Rule Brittania, gassy beer, page three; Two weeks in Espana and the Sunday strip - tease." Being Knopfler's debut as a producer, the record does get into excesses. All the songs end with a long, drawn out guitar solo, contributing to a sense of ennui as the album progresses. To listen to the entire album in one sitting without becoming bored is a challenge for only the most dedicated listener. Another problem is one of Dire Straits' identity. On the album they continue to sound like any other group but themselves. Remember the group's first hit "Sultans of Swing," where Knopfler's vocals and guitar leads were a dead ringer for Bob Dylan? It's true here too. "Telegraph Road" sounds like it was written by Springsteen's English cousin. "Industrial Disease," by the same token, is a Kinks / Clash hybrid. And on "Private Investigations," a song about a bitter movie star detective, the heartbeat rhythm and bleak chording sound like they were lifted, in one piece, from "The Wall." Keep in mind, though, that the compositions have little to do with Knopfler's lyrical talents, which have always been the group's greatest asset. Not only does Knopfler emulate Springsteen, in the first cut, he surpasses him. Knopfler has a depth of emotion The Boss would be hard put to achieve. And "Industrial Disease" is a fresh approach to a rather tired subject. One gets the feeling that Knopfler was satisfied with his first production attempt. While the record drags at times, there is also a strong sense of continuity throughout, and the record's tone speaks of a painstaking attention to detail. The five songs on "Love Over Gold" are not short and catchy, and so are not likely to get a lot of FM air play. Instead, each song is a dream in Knopfler's new expanded vision, and he has made no concession to sensationalism. "Love Over Gold," appropriately named, places artistry over air play. WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Dec. 10-11, Friday - Saturday. St. Francis College Tournament. Jan. 7, Friday. Carroll College. Away, 7 p.m. Jan. 10, Monday. Northeastern Illinois. Away, 7 p.m. Jan. 14-16, Friday - Saturday. Parkside tournament. HOME, 1 p.m. Jan. 17, Monday. Carthage College. HOME, 5 p.m. Jan. 20, Thursday. Rockford. HOME, 5 p.m. PARKSIBE FOOO SERVICE FINAL EXAMS A SEMESTER BREAK FINAL EXAMS SEMESTER BREAK 7:30 AAA - 2:00 PAA THRU WED., DEC. 22 CLOSED DEC. 23 - JAN. 16 CLOSED FROM DEC. 16 - JAN. 16 7:30 AM - 8:00 PM THRU THUR., DEC. 23 7:30 AM - 2:00 PM RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 15 -New Music A Poem. • The Day Befor The Da · B for hrl tmas told to. 'lck Thome • Hlove Over Gold" places art over airplay It tw the day befor the day befor Chri mas When all through the hous Every er ture was tirring including the mo All the tockings that hung By the chimn y with car Were n to find they were to y I ln my kerchief and mom in her cap Had j ttled down for a hort wint • nap When out on the lawn We heard uch a clatter We prang from our beds To what w the matter nd what to our wonderous eye should appear Dad marching about th yard Acting like eight tiny reindeer The rat little man so jolly and qui trew o en toy and r on th OW Giving hi cigar te a nick Then givi yell for all to h ar nta' mugged there' no hr, m thi year by Bob Kl ling ew Editor What a difference a f h move can make. A change of scenery can balance on • per pective and provide a variety of fr h experience • a hedge again t tagnation. The barrage of new experienc can be overwhelming m tim , but often the ubject comes away with a much expanded point of view. Mark Knopfler i the driving force behind Dir Strai , and an Engli hman who recently tranplanted him lf to ew York. For Knopfler. the American influ nee has dded an expansive n w horizon to hi normally cynical vi 10 of the lives of truggling young Brit . The grandeur that was hinted at in la t year' critically - acclaimed "Making Movies" came to full flower in "Love Over Gold." The opening ong, "Telegraph Road," replaces Knopfl r' former pastel vignettes with a wide, dusky h rizon dotted with neon pinpoints, guiding the way to a new type of American dream Taking a cue from Bruce pring teen, Knopfler uses the image of the automobile a · the archetype of American rootlessness: "Believe in me baby • • • And a story by Nick Thome Th tory Mhlnd 'Th Da for th Da ht-for ! b 'lck Thome The poem above i about a Christmas that almo t didn't happen in 1963. It m , although most of the COWltry wa doing well in '63, my friend' family was not lucky . H fat r worked on t road and had littl contact with hi children . He did not know that hi wife had purcha ed m t of the Chri tmas pr n in advance. On the day before th Day before Chri mas the patriarch picked up the paycheck from his employer. only to find it about one • fourth its normal size. He tormed back to the window and demanded to know why the check was so small. The clerk, being well trained in h r field, promptly shrugged her houlders and said "What do 1 look like, an accountant?" Thi was not the amwer he wanted to h ar After excha~ing a few unpleasantri the clerk agreed to file an inquiry with the h d office. 11le father left the office a little bit ticked• off and no richer for his effort . So, he stopped at one of the 1 al watering holes to have a drink and ponder his predicament. While engaging in lengthy di us ions with his friend Jack Daniel , the daddy decided on a plot to cur his Christma pr bl m . Jack 1 ned over and said, "Lookee here Bud, there's no need to be down about this mi rable time of the year All you got to do is like my old grandpappy u ed to ay." Bud stared at Jack and said "What the hell are you babbling about now?" Jack miled hi wry little mile and said, "Bud, I got a way for you to get over. All you have to do is bust up some toys in your back yard and make like a bunch of little brats mugged ole Saint Nick." Bud tared at Jack and said, "So you think that'll work? Maybe it will. I think I'll give it a try." "Alright Pal you're cut off," stated the bar owner. ·•we don't need people to ee you talking to shot glas . " With that Bud left the bar and headed to the Goodwill store to pick up the accomplices, the toys to be smashed into little bits, in hi terrible act. As the poem states, he actually executed the plan to the letter. However, in doing so, h accid ntly alerted the entire neighborhood of our family's plight. The rest of the families in the area help my mom fill the void in the shopping list without my father catching wind of it. You see, the girl who recounted the poem to me is my older sister. As it turned out it was one of the best Christmases I remember, because even if some of the presents weren't brand new, they w re all giv n with love and the Christmas pirit. Maybe this year you too may know some kid whose parents arm 't doing too well. othing puts life into an old pair of ice skat better than a new kid to wear them. Merry Christmas to all. and I'll take you away; from out of this darkness and into the day; from these river of headlights these rivers of rain; from the anger that lives on the treets with these names." All these lyrical fireworks are bursting over a softly compelling bed of guitar, drums and synthesizer. Thi is the first time Dire Straits has used electronics to such an extent; the result is a more polished texture than their first three efforts. There is none of the "ba ement tapes" feel of earlier records The most interesting song on the album is the qua i - punk "lndu trial Disea e," Knopfler' version of Sinclair's industrial jungle, where Machiavellian bu in sm n grind their workers into the ground like so much used machinery. The company controls everything; the worker has no recourse but to keep on struggling. The bright, bouncy music suggests a lighthearted nihilism that gives the song its cynical bite. This is the most political song of the album, and by th la t ver Knopner i quoting a ficticious folk singer: "They give you Rule Brittania, gassy beer, page three; Two weeks in Espana and the Sunday strip • t a . " Being Knopfler's debut a producer, the record doe get into exc . All the ngs end with a long, drawn out guitar solo, contributing to a ense of eMui as the album progres . To It ten to the entire album in one itting without b oming bored i a challenge for only the mo t dedicated Ii tener. Anoth r problem is one of Dire Straits' id ntity. On the album they continue to sound like any other group but themselve . Remember the group' first hit "Sultan of Swing," where Knopfler' vocal and guitar leads were a dead ringer for Bob Dylan? It's true here too. "Telegraph Road" sounds like it was written by Springst n' English cousin. "lndu trial Di ea e," by the me token, i a Kink / Cla h hybrid. And on "Private Investigations," a song about a bitter movie tar detective, the heartbeat rhythm nd bleak chording sound like they were lifted, in on piece, from "The Wall." Keep in mind, though, that the compo itio have little to do with Knopfler'" lyrical talent , which have always been the group' greatest as l. ot only d Knopfler mulate pringsteen, in the first cut, he urpasses him Knopfler has a depth of emotion The Boss would be hard put to achieve. And "Industrial Disea e" is a fresh approach to a rather tired subject. One gets the feeling that Knopfl r wa atisfied with hi first production attempt. While the record drags at times, there is also a strong ense of continuity throughout, and the record's tone speaks of a painstaking attention to detail. The five songs on "Love Over Gold" are not hort and catchy. and so are not likely to get a lot of FM air play. In tead, each song i a dream in Knopfier's new expanded vision, and he has made no concession to sensationalism. "Love Ov r Gold," appropriately named, places artistry over air play. W0, 1E '• BA KETB LL Dec. 10-11, Friday • Saturday. St. Francis College Tournament. Jan. 7, Friday. Carroll College. Away, 7 p.m. Jan 10, M nday. orthea tern Illinois. Away, 7 p.m . Jan. 14-16, Friday - Saturday. Parkside tournament. HOME. 1 p.m. Jan. 17, ionday. Carthage College. HO 1E, 5 p.m. Jan. 20, Thursday. Rockford. HOME, 5 p.m. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE FINAL EXAMS & SEMESTER BREAK ---~ /. .. ; . . -: . . HOURS ,_ALD_qs 1111 .. IOOII: 7:30 AM - 2:00 PM THRU WED., DEC. 22 SEMESIEI IIEAI( CLOSED DEC. 23 - JAN. 16 -IOII SG. IIILL: CLOSED FROM DEC. 16 - JAN. 16 WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE: 7:30 AM - 8:00 PM THRU THUR., DEC. 23 7:30 AM - 2:00 PM 16 Thursday, December 9,1982 RANGER Gifts for the athlete Coach Profile — Lucian Rosa by Patricia Cumbie Looking for a gift for an athlete, but don't know what to get? Area stores can help in giving suggestions on what to buy. For the runner, there is a wide selection of gifts to choose from. Popular gifts include: warm up suits ($50-$100), shorts ($15), shoes $30 - $80), and polyproplene long underwear. Stocking stuffers (items that are considerably cheaper too) are running diaries, calendars, and running books. The more economical and useful gifts are socks, hats and mittens. Other sports minded individuals may like to receive sports equipment. Golf, fishing, racquetball and hunting equipment are popular Christmas gifts. Now people are buying gifts for the anticipated ice fishing season. Cold weather clothing would be the most practical gift for the ice fisherman on your list. A unique gift is black powder gun kits now on the market. They are working replicas of the muzzle loaders popular 200 years ago. The kits range in price from $35 - $250. Parkside shooting team's standings UW-PARKSIDEII CMI NATIONAL GUARD PARADISE BODVEN'S MARTY'S 6-1 RAILROAD PRODUCTS 6-1 WESTERN PUBLISHING 5.2 HOLECREW UW-PARKSIDE I 5-2 SOUTHWAY SUPPLY 5-2 ALFREDO'S 5-2 COLONIAL LIQUOR 4-3 4-3 3-4 2-5 2-5 2-5 0-7 Buy for LESS Sell for MORE SAVE MONEY on next semester's books. The CBE has the lowest prices on textbooks on campus. MAKE EXTRA CASH by selling your old textbooks. The CBE give you the highest price on campus. The Campus Book Exchange Level 1 WLLC Concourse 30% OFF ALL CALCULATORS D*c. 1 thru Due. 23 CAMPUS STORE REC CENTER Final Week Hours Dec. 20-23 MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY 50' SPECIAL Mon.-Fri, Bowling - 50' Game Pool - 50' % Hour We've Got A Game For You I 9a. m. -6p. m. 9a. m. -6 p. m. 9a.m.-6p.m. 9a.m.-6p.m. by Patricia Cumbie Lucian Rosa is the head coach of Parkside's men's cross country and men's track teams. He also teaches Physical Education here. His hometown is Kandy, Sri Lanka. He came to Parkside to get his degree and be a full - time runner, participating in cross country and track. While here he became an All - American many times. Rosa received a degree in business and a coaching certificate. Since 1977, he has been head cross country coach and assistant track coach. This year he will be head track coach. He mainly worked with long distance runners. He also helps many high school running coaches with their programs. Rosa believes hard work is the road to success. "I believe in hard work, hard work always pays off." The goals he sets for his athletes are usually to qualify for the NAIA Nationals. Thus the workouts are usually hard. The cross country team works on distance and they lift weights for strength. Track workouts are more varied; they work on distance, sprints and strength training. The goal of the workouts is to become a complete athlete. Even though outstanding talent is desired, it is not a prerequisite for participation in track. To Lucian, this sport is open for everyone regardless of past experience. Lucian lives with his wife, also from Sri Lanka, and their two - year - old daughter in Kenosha. Apart from his family and work as instructor and coach, he doesn't have much free time. He used to have more leisure in Sri Lanka, where he started his athletic career playing soccer. Occasionally he plays racquetball, volleyball, and badminton. CLASSIFIED . . . CLASSIFIED . . . CLASSIFIED. . PROFESSIONAL TYPING: Term papers, resumes, letters. Spelling and grammar included. Call Lynn Holtze and leave a message on my tape. 552-7512. A.A. MEETING - Every Wednesday, Moln 211, between 1 & 2 p.m. BOOK SALE: 50% oft. The Old Book Corner at Martha Merrell's, 312 - 6th Street, Racine. Nov. 24th - De c. 11th. Bring this ad for 50% off. SONGWRITERS/MUSICIANS: Professional leadsheets. Painstakingly transcribed and copied. Send cassette of your song, a lyric sheet, and a check or money order for $15 per song to: Le Musique, 744 Park Ave., Racine, Wis. 53403. Also, get our course on how to do your own leadsheets and music copying. For serious songwriters and musicians only. Complete book course, only $4.95. Send for yours today. TYPING • my home, Student rates. Fast, professional service. Call Debbie at 681- 3522. WILLOW HILLS - sublet one bedroom apt. for four months, $245 per month. Quiet building, no escrow required, security locked. Phone 656-6663 or 652-4142 after 5 p.m. WANTED - students to study Comm with. Call Mick 652-9099. PERSONALS TERRY T. - termination tickets to be ten dered tomorrow. DAVE - TT says you're easy to abuse. She loves it. PHIL I'll be lost without you. Dave DAVE H. - fo rget Phil. There is always ferry. LEG DAVE • w hat's it like to be a sheep? Curious. DAVE - Do you taste everything you find In drawers? JILL you have a unique way of communicating. JIM - remember when . . . love, Earlene, Jill and Dave . . . kinky. JIM - w e're glad you can spell "cancelled." PO'd. Coming Events Thursday, Dec. 9 BREAKFAST SEMINAR at 7:45 a.m. in Union 106. Fred Patie Administrative Officer of The Southeastern Wisconsin Regional Planning Commission, will talk on "Techniques of Making Effective Budgetary Presentations." Call ext. 2518 f or reservations. MOVIE "Bread and Chocolate" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats have been sold. Friday, Dec. 10 LECTURE at 1 p.m. in GR 101. Dr. B. McEwen of Rockefeller University will talk on "Sexual Differentiation of the Brain." The lecture is free and open to the public. PLAY "The Glass Menagerie" at 8 p.m. in Studio B. Advance admission prices are $2.50 for Parkside students, faculty, staff and senior citizens and $3.50 f or others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Saturday, Dec. 11 Glass Menagerie" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in Studio B. MOVIE Bread and Chocolate" will be repeated at 8:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats have been sold. Sunday, Dec. 12 CONCERT at 3:30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission at the door is $1.50 for students and senior citizens and $3 for others. Tuesday, Dec. 14 CONCERT at noon in Main Place featuring the University Band and Choir. Admission is free; all are welcome. fggs, Bacon & alt the Pancakes you can eat! $259 Any rime of day. Anu day of the week • upsr*" "s> ",M *» «r««* °<«»«. • 2 strip, of Okw Mayers best bacon pork sausage links or 2 A^«d« a«T»a« vrvesXp'e/c^ia^l4 o n*"ce.°. wer Amt,lc* • All the lite It fluffy buttermilk pancakes /ou can eat 3619 - 30th Ave. SENATE I'm glad you can spell "adiournment." — Any PSGA Is that how you spell "representative?" RED you're losing your hair. Just like Phill BRIAN & STEVE Had a falling out lately? SENATOR KALMAR - Have you found the Senate office yet. Us. PSGA • If silence is golden, no wonder you guys are broke. Love, the neighbors. SPORTS EDITOR is desperate. Now accepting applications. PAUL -1 really want you and need you! Love, Tim. TROG I want your hairy body. Love, Paul. MARGIE U. Are you still looking for action? I (one-third inc.) - Ja cob A. is on your tail. WOULD the person who borrowed the Walkman off the Comm Arts theater stage please return it. I know who you are and would like to avoid a hassle. FINALLY!!! MENC has rice krispie squares! It's about time! THE NUMBER for save Larry is ... HI! HOW THE HELL ARE YA? I MISS Drakes Cakes, the Boss, salt water and P.H.! ACE REPORTER Thanks for the cookies & thought. Merry Christmas. Bob FOXY, GREEK GODDESS You're so . . . talented, fun, cute, soft, and intriguing. "Swiss Me" with a Hopfenperle tonight. Secret Admirer SECRET ADMIRER I'm a Foxy, Greek Goddess and I choose with whom I share a Hopfenperle - t he "Swiss Me" beer. Foxy, Greek Goddess FOXY, GREEK GODDESS If I could "Swiss You" with a Hopfenperle beer, all my dreams would be fulfilled. Secret Admirer SECRET ADMIRER - In all my dreams I've never considered you as the sharer of my Hopfenperle • The Swiss Beer. No "Swiss Me" for you. Foxy PINOCHLE ROD: Your time is coming! Revenge will be sweet. MERRY CHRISTMAS PARKSIDE STUDENTS AT THE YMCA!!! The RA's. MOLLY - "THE EAR ON PARKSIDE:" We'll be looking forward to chatting with you and gossiping next semester, whether it is in private or in public. Love, Ed and Lou. TO TONY ROGERS, the Feature Editor of this paper: You've been my friend, and taken all of the abuse I can dish out. To be very honest, I'm not sure what I would've done without you this semester. Thanks for everything, Pat. TO PAT M.: While you're busy keeping an eye on your friend, Pat H„ she has a short message for you: Their Hearts Are Now Kind. Stone Texture Off. Addled Forces Retreat, imagination Exists Non - Defeated. PAT M. plays Pinochle. DOJA: You're fantastic! Thanks for all your help! Karen. P.S. ILYMTOVVM HEY PARKSIDE WOMEN: How would you like to see twelve of UWP's most handsome men on your wall? Call x2295 for details. INGRID: How's Herby hanging? DEAR LUIS, Futh, Chuck, Jim, Al, Pat, Dave, Steve, Mike, Red, Jeannie, Ingrid and Ear: Just thought I'd say hello! Harry STUDENT BODY: Dancers do it in all positions. CHARLIE: Still playing musical chairs. Am I next? J.N. EAR: Love the hair; We've got to get together again. New office, you know. J.K. SISTER SLAMA: We miss you at the Convent. Love Mother Theresa. DAVE: Would you walk a mile for a Camel? PHIL: Don't worry. Try hairline creations. JIMMY: How's the budget coming? We want to know. The students (who pay you!). IDOJ AND UC: good friends are the best. FRICK AND FRACK: we love you anyway. HAPPY HOLIDAZE to everyone at the Thursday afternoon Gus Sorensen Social Science Roundtable. Norm MERRY CHRISTMAS to the Ranger staff. Tony RJK: Peace to the first Queen Mary College gay club. LY TR°,S: Have you hugged our Editor today? NEWS STAFF: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Bob PETE: Welcome to the neighborhood. We . n?i°y.,-he s?curi,y- PSGA and Ranger d«tcv t. Picture. Is that your good side? vX .. Tha,'s a cute name for an Editor. Chuckles PAT: We'll let you into the Locker Room anytime. The Basketball Team 7 • l^':r,Y.ou be,fer keep an eye on your friend Pat H. K": I hear it's not very wide but it sure is short. My Parents are suspicious. I niV be gettin9 9°od grades. Ar77V,..I!d weYe not haPPy ab°ut it. UWP ARTHUR: "BUDDY???" MARILYN B.: I know somebody who Mrs. you. CHRissiE: You have nice bones, to say the least. MARILYN B.: We all Miss you. DR. DREWW'S ARTS REVIEW: See Pg. 10 lo. B-: Some 01 us even Ms- you- IS the Ty'enol Killer!!! 7-7° J Thanks for "Burned Up." Merry Christmas. Tony RANGER: Congratulations on your record setting issue! Nice work!! Tuurt HELP WANTED TWO GO-GO DANCERS to perform with band, 50 s and 60's music. Dec. 10-11, 8:30 30 3 m-' S4°- Ca" 452-6260 or 652 •j820. 16 Thursday, Decem r 9, 1982 RANGER Gifts for the athlete by Patric! Cumbie Looking for a gift for an alhlete, but don't koow what to get? Area stores can help in giving ugge tions on what to buy. For the runn r, there is a wide selection of gifts to choose from. Popular gifts include: warm up uit {$50-$100), shorts ($15), oes $30 - $80), and polyproplene long underwear. Stocking tuffers (items that are considerably cheaper too) are runrung diaries, calendars, and rwming books. The moc economical and useful gifts are socks, hats and mittens. Other port minded individuals may like to receive port equipment. Golf, fishing, racquetball and hunting equipment are popular Chri tmas gifts. Now people ar buying gifts for the anticipated ice Ci hing season. Cold weather clothing would be the most practical girt for the ice fish rman on your list. A unique girt is black powder gun kits now on the market. They are working replicas of the muzzle load rs PQpular 200 years ago. The kits range in price from $35 - $250. Parkside shooting team's standings UW-PARKSIDE II CMI NATIO AL GUARD PARADISE BODVEN'S MARTY'S 6-1 6-1 5-2 5-2 5-2 5-2 RAILROAD PRODUCTS WESTERN PUBLI HI G HOLECREW UW-PARKSIDE I SOUTHW AY SUPPLY ALFREDO' COL NIAL LIQUOR ~ Buyfor LESS Sell for MORE SAVE MONEY on next semester's books. The CBE has the lowest prices on textbooks on campus. 30% OFF ALL CALCULATORS Dec. 1 .. ,. Dec. 23 At CAMPUS STORE REC CENTER Final Week Hours Dec. 20-23 . MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY 50' SPECIAL Mon.-Frl. Bowling • so• Game Pool • so• ½ Hour We've Got A Game For Youl 9a.m.-6p.m. 9a.m.-6p.m. 9a.m.-6p.m. 9 a. m. - 6 p. m. 4-3 4-3 3-4 2-5 2-5 2-5 0-7 Coach Profile - Lucian osa b Patricia Cumbie Lucian Ro is the head coach or Park ide 's men's er country and men's track teams. He also teache Physical Education here. His hometown is Kandy, Sri Lanka. He came to Parkside to get his degr and be a full - time runner, participating in cro country and track. While here he became an All - American many times. Rosa eived a d gr in business and a coaching certif~ cate. Since 1977, he ha been head er s country coach and assistant track coach. This year he will be head track coach. He mainly worked with long di ance runn r . He al helps many high hool running coach ilh th ir programs. Rosa believe hard work I the road to su e . "I believe in hard work, hard work alway pays off." Th goal he t for his athl te ar ually to qualify for the ational . Thu the workou re usually hard. The cross coW1try team work. on di lance and th y lift weights for strength. Track workouts are mor varied; th y work on distan e, sprint and trength training. The goal or the workou is to become a compl te CLASSIFIED . . . CLASSIFIED . . Pl!OFIESSIONAL TYPING; Tt'rm pa~s. rnumes, letters Sp.1111111 and grammar 1n<:ludtd. C.11 Lynn Houze and leave • m eoe on my tape 552 7512 A.A. ME TING Ev..-y Wedne$d!IY, Moln 211, betw@en 1 & 2 pm. IIOOK SALE: .SO OIi , T~ Old Book Corntr at M4rtha mrrell' , 312 6th Strwl, l!acln•. NOY 241h De<: . 11th . Brln9 !his tel for 50 o1f SONGWRITERS/MUSICIANS: PrOlesslonel !Neish ts, Pain tak,nolv traiucrilMd ancl copltd. Send ca etlt of your 01111, a lyric heel, and• <:heck or money ordtr !Of' S15 pt>r song to: Le Muslque, 744 Park Ave., 1!11c1ne, W,s. 53«:13 . At,so, 9et our coul'M! on how to do ywr own I adshftts end music copying. For ur,ou1 songwrll rs ancl mu>iclans only. Compl le bOok course. only SA 9S . Send tor yours tOday, TYPING my hom • Sludenl rel . FIii, proHtu,onal serv ice, C.11 Ddlbie at 681 3522 WILLOW HILLS ~ubletone bedroom 11pl, '°" lour months , $2"5 per month Qui , building, no escrow requ,rtd, HCUrily loc:ktd . Phone 656 6663 or 652 ~142 all..- S p .m WANTED stvclentl TO Study Comm th Call Mick 652 9099 . P RSONA.LS T RRY T. termlnallon t,ckttl lo be ten dtf' d tomorrow . DIIOV • TT 5'1'($ you're .. " to •bu Sh lov• II. PHIL I' ll be'°'' without you , 0 v DAV H. forget Phil. Theu Is. av• Terry, LIEG DAVE what's 11 Ilk• 10 be a lhffP7 Curiou-. DAV Do you ta ,. tvlf'Ylhlt\Q \'OU find .. draw rs? JILL you haw • unique way ot com munlcallng JIM r memb r whtn . • love, Eerl...,e, Jill 11nd One . k inky. JIM we're glad you can 1pel I " ancetlld " PO'd Coming Events Thursday, Dec. 9 BREAK ST El\tlN H at 7 :45 a.m. in nion 106. Fr d Pali Ad- ~inislr live_ ~Cicer ?f Th uth ast r,:i Wi con in Regional ' Ianrung Comm1s 10n, wdJ talk on "Technique. of taking Effectiv Budgetary Presentations." all ext. 2518 for reservations . .MO\"lF. "Bread and hocolate'' will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the nion inema. AH eat have been old. Friday, D c. JO LECTURE at 1 p.m . in GR 101. Dr . B. McEwen of Rock fell r University will talk on " exual Differ ntiation of the Brain.' ' The lecture is free and open to the public. PL\ V " The Glass 1:enagerie" at 8 p.m in Studio B. Advance admi. ion price· re 2 .50 f r Par id tud nt. , facult , taff nd nior citizen and $3 .50 for oth r . Tick t ar availabl at th nion In formation Center. aturd , ·, D . 11 PLAY"TheGla s 1 nag ie"willbe r peated a tBp.m. in tudio , tO\'_U , " ~read and Chocolate " will be repeated al 8 : 30 p.m . m th mon Cinema. All ats have been sold . unday, D c. 12 0 'CERT at 3:30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admi ion at the door is $1.50 for students and senior citizens and S3 for other . Tue da • D c. 11 ·o 'CERT at noon in Main Place featuring the Univer ity Band and Choir. Admission is free; all are welcome. Eggs. Bacon fr all the Pancakes you can eat! s2s 9 Any time of day. Anu day of the • lAAlo<m-fr..,.099sheo.,.,,, ..... -ou , •• 'fffi • ll1rtp1ot~>.1~1lle«o.tc:onor2 ----•onlo.s • An th<t 1> 1• tlufly butttrm,lk ••nuk .. ,OU n1•1 ,; • 3619 · 30th Ave. athlete. Ev n lhough OU landing talent is desired, it i not a pr equi ite for participation in track. To Lucian this sport i open for everyone regard! of pa t experi nee. ucian liv with hi wife, also from ri Lanka, and their two - year - old daught in Kenosha. Apart from hi· family and work as in Lructor and coach, he d n 't have much free tim . He u ed to have mor lei ure m ri Lanka, wher he started his athl tic car r playing soccer. Occa ionally he play racquetball, volleyball, and badminton. . CLASSIFIED. . M R Y CHlll5TMA5 PARKSIO STUD NTS AT TH YMCAIII Ttw MOL Y • "THE Al! ON PARKSIDE:" 'II be too nQ lorw rel o chat ng h you nc1 1105S p lflll I sem , I II n pr v• or In l)Ub ll<: Love, d nd Lou TO TONY ROGERS, F atu Ed, or Of th, s paper You' ve n my tr,tnd, ncl II OI I I can d OUI To be VtfY I\Onesl , I'm not wr wllal I ould 'v dOM WtlhOUI you lhi sem t • Than I '°" Ntf'ylt>lnv, Pa TO PAT M, : Wllllt YoU' re bu y k pong an eve on your friend , Pat H ., hes • ort m aae to,- vou Their H r Ar <Nt K,ncl . st- Texture Oft Addi«! Fore Retreat , tmagt"- ion llh11ts Non Def t PAT M, plays P1nochlt. DOJA• You're fantastl<:1 Thanks tor all YOU1' help ! Kar~. p s . ILYMTOVVM HEY PARKSIDE WOM N: H<Nt WOUid you Ilk• to see twelw Of UWP' I fflOII hanclsome rnen on your wan? Call x2295 tor d 1111, INGRID: How's Herby hanglnv? DEAi! LUIS Fulh, Chuck, Jim, Al, Pal, Dave. Steve. Mike, Red, Jeannie, Ingrid and E11r · J~I Thought I'd w,y hello! Harry STUDENT IIOOY: Dancers do it In all positions. CHARLII : Still playlno musical <:hairs Am I nu!? J ,N EAR: Love the hair; we·ve IIOI to ~• 1091111\er again. New office, you know. J.K. SISTER SLAMA; We miu yOu ., the Con vent Love Mothef' Ther8M. Dl'VE; Would you walk a mite tor a C.met? PHIL, Don't worry. Try lllllrline creallons JIMMY, How's the budge! cornh•19? Wt went to know The students (who pay you!) , IDOJ AND UC; QOOd lrlencls llnl the best. FRICK AND Fl!ACK: WI love vou 11nyway. HAPPY HOLIDAZE to Neryon• •• the Thurs<111y fl noon Gus Sorenten 5oclat S<:ienc,. l!oundtable . Norm MERRY CHRISTMAS 10 the Ranger staff Tony RJK : p a<:e to the first Qu..., IMry College gay club. LV TRO!S : Have you huOQed our Editor l<ld.,y? Nl!WS STA.FF: Merry Chrlstma Ind • Happy New v r Bob PETE Welcome to the MighborhOod. w enjoy lhe 1eeur1ty. PSGA and Ranger LUIS: Nice picture. 11 thet your good side, PAT Y: That·, a cut name for an Editor. Chuckles PAT: W '11 I I you Into !ht LOCklf Room anytime , The &sk~lball T am PAT M.: You belier k p an eye on your lr l nd Pal H. ''I(": I hHr 11' not v«y wldl but It sur Ill hort JI! ANN t E: My parents ar suspicious. t SMOULO be 91'1111"1Q gOOd gradeS . JILL: And 'rt not happy abOUt It, UWP ARTHUR: "8UOOY??7" MA.Rf LYN •. , I know som.iiocty who Mn you. CHRISS! . You hllv nlct bones, lo UY Ille least. MARILYN 8.: We all Ml you D~6. OREWW'S A.RTS R&VIEW: SN Pg IO MARILYN 8. : Som1 Of u ~en Ma, you. LV TROl5 ~ lie Tylenol Ktlltrll! CAROL: Than I tor " Burned UP" Mffry Chrl1tmas. Tony RANG R : ConQratuta ons on your ncord 11ing SU I Nie work t 1 Hl!LPWANTED TWO 00-00 DANC ltS 10 perform with • banc1 , 50's ancs 60' m11$ 1c 0ec 10 11, 1 •311 P m 1:•30 ~ Call 2 or 2 Men's Basketball RANGER Thursday, December 9,1982 17 Rangers improve record Ski Club sponsors race by Scott Cannalte The Parkside Basketball team jumped out to a quick 8-0 lead over UW - Oshkosh and never looked back. The Rangers easily won the game 105-94. Although the Rangers won, Coach Rees Johnson was very disappointed with the overall play of the bench. Said Johnson, "I was very happy with the play of our starters and the job Mark Place (a benrt h»Hyed pathetically- Our portunities^o game ou^of reach yet they didn't " The Rangers had leads of 19 wints in fhHe first half and 22 Eve ,the.Second half only to TL Ga?S cut down quickly The only bright spot for the was the play of center HILL alms for the basket. Kevin Ziegler. Ziegler scored 33 Points, pulled down 14 rebounds and virtually dominated play at both ends. He seemed to score at will and had 3 three - point plays to his credit. Brian Diggins led Parkside's balanced scoring attack with 20 points. Cornell Saddler had 19 points while 6'3" forward Jay Rundles and 5'8" guard Harlan Hill each added 18 points. Parkside, now 2-1, plays the next seven games on the road. The Rangers next home game will be Jan. 15 against Northern Michigan at 7:30. Jr. Powerlifting The Wisconsin Junior Powerlifting meet will be Dec. 11 at the Racine YMCA, 725 Lake Ave. The lifting' will start at 11 a.m. Powerlifting is similar to wrestling in that the participants are divided into weight classes ranging from 114 pounds to super heavy. Competition consists of three different lifts. The squat will be the first lift on Saturday. This lift entails squatting and standing while the bar is placed behind the lifter's head. The second lift will be the bench press. This lift is accomplished while the lifter lifts the weight while laying on his back. The final lift will be the dead lift. The dead lift is where the weight is lifted off the ground for a prescribed amount of time. The winner in each class is determined by totaling their best successful lifts in each category. All competition will start with the 114 pound class and proceed to the super heavy. The Parkside Nordic Ski Club will sponsor the sixth annual cross country skiing race and citizens tour Sunday, Jan. 9 at 11 a.m. The race distance will be 16.5 kilometers on Parkside's National cross country course. The entry fee will be $7 pre - race and $10 on the day of the race. The first 150 finishers will receive a certificate and the top three finishers in the 14 divisions will receive an award. For more information, contact Kai Hanen, President of Parkside Nordic Ski Club at 878-2777 or 553- 2446. Women's Basketball Free throws and rebounds hurt team by Tori Murray Sports Editor "Offensively and defensively we played well, we just didn't score," explained womens basketball coach Noreen Goggin after the Rangers 81-48 loss to Lewis University Dec. 1. Midge Schinderle, a 5'11" freshman was Parkside's high scorer with 12 points. Saturday did not favor the Rangers either as they lost to North Central College 91-76. "We played well. They had two outside shooters that we couldn't stop (Bonnie Hansen, a 6'1" forward, and Kim Wallner, a 5'6" guard). The free throws also hurt us," commented Goggin. North Central Coach R. Wayne organ said the game was competitive, aggressive and that both teams made mistakes they probably won't make again. "In h! second half, we shot hot and tnese short scoring spurts were ^npugh to win," he commented. these early season wins are usually from whoever gets the breaks. We'll be seeing Parkside IFI"1 at their tournament (Jan. . and next time they may win." J J The Parkside team felt the was lost due to rebounding. They were a good shooting team and we gave them too many second and third shots at the basket," commented Schinderle, Saturda°red 12 po'nts a®ain on ''We're inexperienced. We get under pressure and we get a little shakey. We'll improve the more We Play together," commented senior Laurie Pope. The 6'0" center scored 14 points in Saturday's game. ''The bench played well tonight. Juat was a plug " commented Junior Cindy Ruffert. The 5'4" guard scored 10 points and fouled out in the fourth quarter. Robin Henschel was the high scorer in Saturday's game with 19 points. During winter break, the team will have three weeks without any games. Goggin feels this is exactly what the team needs at this point of the season. She plans on working on reboudning and defensive play. The team resumes play on Jan. 7 against Carroll College in Waukesha. £e adond ar eetilii ng v w.pau The Parkside Union FINAL EXAMS & SEMESTER BREAK HOURS UNION SQUARE; REC. CENTER; SWEET SHOPPE; DEC. 15 - 17 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 20 -23 —10:30 AM -10:00 PM DEC. 24 - JAN. 16 CLOSED DEC. 15-19 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 20-23 — 9:00 AM - 6:00 PM DEC. 24 - JAN. 2 CLOSED JAN. 3 -16 —6:00 PM -10:00 PM (CLOSED SUNDAYS) DEC. 16 - JAN. 16 C LOSED - RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 Men's Basketball - Rangers improve record Ski Club sponsors race b oU Cannalte ,i,e Parkside Basketball team Jum.ped out to a quick 8-0 lead over UW • Oshkosh and never looked blck. The Ranger easily won the pme 105-94. Atu,ough the Rangers won, Coach Rees Johnson was very dlsappGinted with the overall play oflht!bench. id Johnson, "I was Vf!fY happy with the play of our starters and the job Mark Place (a 6' 4" freshman guard) did off the bench. I thought that the r t of the bench played path tically Our bench .. had numerous . opporturuti to put the game out of reach yet they didn 'l." ~ Rangers had leads or 19 J>O!nts _in the first half and 22 points m the second half only to have the leads cut down quickly _The only bright pot for t~ Titans was the play of center K _vin Ziegl r. Ziegler scored 33 point , pulled down 14 reboun and virtually dominated play at ~h ends. He ·· med to ore at ~ll and ~l! thr • point play to his credit. Brian Diggins led Parkside's ba~anced scoring attack with 20 points . rn 11 addler had 19 points while 6'3" forward J y ~ndl and 5'8" guard H rlan Hill each added 18 point . Par ide, now 2-1, play the next ven gam on the road. The Rangers next home game will be Jan. 15 again t orthern Michigan at 7:30. Jr. Powerlifting The Wi con in Junior Powerlifting m t will D . 11 at the acine YMCA, 725 Lake Ave. Th lifting' will tart at 11 a.m. Powerlifling is similar to wrestling in that the participant are divided into weight cl · ranging from 114 pounds to uper heavy. Competitioo consi ts or three different lifts. The qual will be the first lift on Saturday. Thi lift entails squatting and landing while the bar is placed behind the lifter's head. The second lift will be the bench press. This lift is accomplished while the lifter lifts the weight while laying oo his bac . The final lift will be the dead llit. The dead lift ls where the weight is lifted off the ground for a prescribed amount of time. The winner in each class is determined by totaling their best successful lifts in each category. (}reelin~ 1J WPark6iJe Enjoy with LE HILL alms for the basket. All competition will start with the 11-4 potmd class and proceed to the super heavy. Women's Basketball Free throws and rebounds hurt team by Tori Murray Sports Editor "Offensively and defensively we played wen, we just didn't score," explained womens basketball coach oreen G<iggin after the Rangers 81·48 lo s to Lewis Uniffl'lity Dec. 1. Midge Schin· derle, a 5'11" fr hman wu Parbide' high scorer with 12 pauu, turday did not favor the am.er, either as they l to North Central College 91-76. "We played well. They had two OU ide en that we couldn't stop (Bonnie Hansen, a 6'1" forward, and Kim Wallner, a 5'6" guard). 'l1le free throws also hurt u , " commented Goggin. rth Central Coach R. Wayn organ aid the game wa competili , aggr ·ve and that both teams made mistak they PfObably won't make again. "In the ond half, we hot hot and short scoring spurts wer enough lo win," he commented. ' early n wins are lly from whoever get the breaks. We'll be eeing Parkside 8Pln at their tournament (Jan. 14-18) and n xt time they may win." 1be Parkside team felt the Pme was lost due to rebounding. '7hey were a good shooting team Ind we gave them too many leCond and third shots at the basket," commented Schlnderle, who ICOred 12 points again on Saturday. "We're inexperienced. We get under pr ure and we get a little lbakey. We'll improve the more we play together " commented lenior Laurie p' . The 6'0" center ored °/: points in Saturday's game. "The bench played w l tonight. lbat as a plus," commented )lnior Cindy Ruffert. T 5'4" guard scored 10 points and fouled out in the fourth quarter. Robin Henschel was the high scorer in Saturday's game with 19 points. · During winter break, the team will have three weeks without any games. Goggin feels this is exactly what the team needs at this point of the season. She plans on working on reboudning and defensive play. The team resum play on Jan. 7 against Carroll College in Wauk ha. The Parkside Union \l :ri Iii\ I 11 11 I•' I •I \I,. I ,, ., ····· .,.,. , ..... . · .. ... ,_ ,. ... : : .. ·-:.· ;·=·. ·· ........... - .--~--=-..... ·-- FINAL EXAMS & SEMESTER BREAK HOURS ... SIIARE: a1c.ca11a: swm SHOPPE: DEC. 15 • 17 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 20. 23-10: 30 AM - 10: 00 PM DEC. 2-4 • JAN. 16 CLOSED DEC. 15-19 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 20-23 - 9:00 AM· 6:00 PM DEC. 24 - JAN. 2 CLOSED JAN. 3- 16 -6:00 PM- 10: 00 PM (CLOSED SUNDAYS) DEC. 16 • JAN. 16 CLOSED 17 18 Thursday, December 9,1982 RANGER Coach Jim Koch is opening his 13th season as the head wrestling coach at Parkside. He feels that the team may have his most balanced and potentially strongest team ever. Koch's goal for the team is to finish among the top five teams at the NAIA National Championships, and among the top ten teams at the NCAA II National Championships. Early season practices seem to indicate that the starting lineup for the ten weight classes could consist of one senior, six juniors and three sophomores. There are also eight freshmen who are improving. Two two - time NAIA All - Americans highlite the Ranger lineup. Mike Muckerheide, a 158 lb. junior from West Bend, WI placed 6th as a freshman and 7th as a sophomore. His 49 wins places him 14th on the Parkside career win list. Another two - time All American is 126 lb. junior Mike Vania. Mike spent his first two years at Pacific University in Oregon, where he wrestled and placed 2nd and 4th in the NAIA Nationals. Last year a knee injury prevented him from wrestling at Parkside, but this year he seems to be in top form. The senior on the team is 350 lb. heavyweight Paul Roth. In the past two seasons Roth has accumulated a 42-16 record. He set a school record last year by pinning 25 opponents in one season. Junior Matt Kluge who wrestles in the 134 lb. class transferred to Parkside after spending one year at Auburn University. He established a new single season win record with a 33- 7 record. Brian Irek should also have another outstanding year. Last year the 190 lb. junior established a 25-11 record, won the NCAA II Midwest Regional, upset the number one seeded wrestler at the Experience and skill benefit men's wrestling is nrmnina hie MNCP AA AA ITIT Nationals, a_n_dJ was , seeded among the top eight at the NAIA Nationals. Five new wrestlers, each with UW-Parkside as a freshman, but redshirted behind All - American Rick Langer. The past two years he has attended and wrestled at Waukesha County Technical last January. Keyes had a very impressive high school record placing third in the state as a junior and second as a senior. The eight freshmen hoping to 1982-3 UW- PARKSIDE WRESTLING TEAM — Front Row: D. Duval, M. Nee, T. Kilsdonk J Grover, B. Mergener, J. Qulroz, M. Traas. Middle row: Coach Koch, M. Muckerheide R Rothr:SB inet? M Y^'ry6' M' T' HarHS' C°aCh Win,er' BaCk ^w T.Tde l Keyes, P. previous college wrestling experience, should give the team an unusual amount of seasoning. Mike Nee, a junior who wrestles in the 118 lb. class, was 15-9-1 at Parkside as a freshman in 1977-78. Since then he has attended two other schools, but he still has two years of wrestling eligibility remaining. Mike Winter, a junior who wrestles at 142 lb., attended PACKAOES s7»"lco„,LeTE 25 DIFFERENT SKIS TO CHOOSE FROM, ALL AT WAREHOUSE OUTLET PRICES! CROSS COUNTRY SKI CLOTHING ODLO KNICKERS AND BIB KNICKERS 1/2 PRICE! NORWEGIAN WOOL CAPS: $10.75! - BUY ONE, GET 2nd 1/2 PRICE! POLYPROPYLENE UNDERWEAR ANDMITTENS W NORWEGIAN WOOL SWEATERS, ANAROKSANDSKI JACKETS: 40% OFF! N ^1 M Mi-«v/i\vvcwhan UP IA Ml . S_WEATERS, SOCKS, BW ™ |W astrup's || Warehouse Ski Outlet M rj Store Hours: Mon-Fri. 10-8, Sat. 10-5, Sun. 12-4 W " 4516 52nd St. Kenosha, WI M 652-8461 or 654-3484 *3 Institute where he established an 81-11-3 record and was selected as the outstanding wrestler in his National Junior College Regional tournament. The three sophomore transfers who will wrestle for the Rangers are 150 pounder Ricky Harris from Waukegan, Illinois, 167 pounder Todd Yde from Hartland, Wisconsin, and Ted Keyes, a 177 pounder from Waterford, Wisconsin. Harris spent two years at the College of Lake County, using one year of eligibility; Yde was a teammate of Mike Winter's at Waukesha County Technical Institute where he had a 32-8 record ; Keyes spent one semester at the University of Nebraska, before transferring to Parkside earn a spot in the Parkside lineup include: Jerril Grover, a 118 pounder from Kenosha (Bradford) who was a three time state qualifier and compiled a 59-10-1 record in high school; Tom Kilsdonk, also a 118 pounder from Kimberly, WI. where he had a 62-4 high school record and was a state qualifier; Bruce Mergener, a 126 pounder from Germantown, WI. who placed fifth in the state and had a 49-7-1 record his final two years of high school; Joe Quiroz, a 126 pounder from Racine (Case); Dan Duval, a 134 p ounder from Two Rivers, WI. who was the top rated 132 pounder in Wisconsin last year, placed 3rd in the state and compiled a high school career record of 83-13-2; Mike Traas, a 150 p ounder from Oostburg, WI. who was twice a state qualifier and had a 44-3 record during his final two seasons of competition; Tyrone Harris, a 158 pounder from Waukegan (East), 111., who placed 5th and 3rd in the past two years in the Illinois State Tournament and compiled a high school record of 94-8; and Mark Yeary, a 167 pounder from Glenbard (North), 111. who qualified for the Illinois High School State Meet and had a combined record of 64-14 his junior and senior years. The first home competition for the Parkside team will be the Wisconsin Collegiate Open to be held on Saturday, December 11 at the PE Center. Wrestlers from about 15 Wisconsin and Illinois universities and colleges will be competing in the all day tournament. Preliminary matches will begin at 10:00 A.M. with the final round of wrestling occuririg sometime after 6:00 P.M. An admission charge of two dollars will cover the entire day of wrestling. Parkside's schedule consists of nine other tournaments and seven dual meets. The most competitive of the tournaments on the Parkside schedule is the Southwest Missouri Invitational in January, which features several of the top rated NCAA II and NAIA teams as well as a few top NCAA I schools. The seven duals include four at home, of which Indiana State University, last year's number seven finisher in the NCAA I Nationals should prove to be the most difficult. The national tournament schedule begins with the NCAA II Midwest Regional which is again being hosted by UW-Parkside. Wrestlers from several states will use this meet as their qualifier for the NCAA II Nationals, to be held the following week at North Dakota State University in Fargo, N.D. Following the NCAA II Nationals, the Parkside team will compete in the NAIA Nationals at Minot State University, in Minot, N.D. If a Parkside wrestler can place either first or second at the NCAA II Nationals, he will earn a spot in the NCAA I Nationals to be held in Oklahoma City, OK a week after the NAIA Nationals. 18 Thursday, December 9, 1982 RANGER Athlete Profile - Cornell Saddler Thursday, December 9,1982 Reported by Julie Johnson "He's too nice. He has got to get meaner," commented Coach Rees Johnson on sophomore Cornell Saddler. Saddler, a 6'5" guard and forward, is starting his second year with the Parkside Rangers basketball team. Last year, Saddler averaged 7.3 points and 3.4 rebounds per game. He played in every game of the 29 game season and started in 10 of those games. His high game was 16 points. Like many of last year's team members, Saddler is from Chicago. This year though, only one other player on the team is from Chicago, Tom Trotter, a 6'1" guard. "It's better having players from all over. Last year presented problems because we knew the players too well," said Saddler. Johnson feels Saddler has a great deal of potential. He believes that Saddler is deceivingly quick. "When he learns to improve his concentration and develop mental toughness, he'll be a good player," commented Johnson. With the season still young, Saddler sees a few areas he would Personally like to improve "In thp first game (against St Xavierl l didn t get involved with the offense too much and my reborn °ff'" said Saddler tJi I J considers this year's team to have more talent. He feels this season will be competitivdv more difficult, but better. He is looking forward to getting to know his teammates better and justing to Johnson's style. Winter and Running equals caution ri \1upcn.f : i_ _ A * . adcoaching CORNELL SADDLER Sports Sh ots Billy Martin back — again by Robb Luehr Welcome back, Billy Martin. That's what they'll be saying in New York City this spring. Yes, Billy's back and George's got him (for the third time). Why'd you do it George? Why did you rehire a man whom you've hired and fired two times before? Did you figure that the third time's the charm? Did you just want to help a poor, unemployed soul get a job? Or did you just want another scapegoat for a fading baseball team? I have no respect for George Steinbrenner, but I do regard Billy Martin as one of the best managers in recent baseball history. He has turned around almost every team he's managed (most rec ently the Oakland A's). He knows how to motivate players to play to their potential. However, Martin does have one flaw. His relationship with umpires is less than friendly; in fact, Billy's downright inhospitable toward them (throwing dirt, etc.). I do wonder, though, why Billy accepted George's offer to manage the Yankers (sic) one more time. I thought Billy had had enough of George's footprints on his ass; but I guess he can stand the pain once more. And so the revolving door policy continues in the dugout at Yankee Stadium. Now for the quiz portion of the article: Do you know the names and order of the mangers of the Yankees for the past five years? Give up? I thought so. The order is, to my recollecdion, as follows: Billy Martin, Bob Lemon, Martin, Lene Michael, Lemon, Michael, and Clyde King. By this example, you can see that George Steinbrenner uses the round - robin system for mangers. You can almost predict who will be managing when George fires Billy. By the list above, the next manager should be Bob Lemon; after all, there have been two managerial changes since the last time he was field boss. Personally, I don't think Billy should have been chosen to manage the Bronx Bombers. George should have picked someone closer to his own personality; someone like, say G. Gordon Liddy, or Alexander Haig or even Idi Amin. If you had one of these three guys managing, the Yankees would never lose. If they did, Liddy would feed the team ratburgers, Haig would threaten to nuke them and Amin would just stand them against the wall and gun them down. Steinbrenner would be happy at last; but it just ain't so. Now for some words about Billy Martin. As I said before, he has a way of turning losers into winners — often during his first season of work. However, he has a pretty sorry bunch of losers to convert this year. If Billy can't bring the Yanks around during the first half of the season, you may see a bit of a conflict between he and George. At least Billy doesn't have to contend with the likes of Reggie Jackson any more. If the Yanks aren't doing well, and Billy is fired, the next manager should be ... the San Diego Chicken. Who better to lead a bunch of dumb clucks, than another dumb cluck. by Tori Murray Sports Editor Be aware fellow runners, eventually this year we will get snow! It seems strange to write about winter running when the temperature is in the 60's and there is mud instead of slush on the ground. Soon, though, there will be snow and ice and freezing temperatures (hopefully not any -24 degree days this year, though). Winter running can be enjoyable if the right precautions are taken. Extra clothing, long slow miles, good warm-ups and cool-downs should be included in your running program during the winter. To be well dressed for winter running, the runner should be overdressed. A hat is essential since most of the body's heat escapes through the head. Mittens are better than gloves. Depending on how cold it is, other garments to wear would be: a turtle neck, Tshirt, shorts, tights or long underwear, one or two pairs of socks, and a sweatsuit. A scarf is optional, but I've found it to be beneficial. Training in the winter should consist of long, slow, easy miles (my favorite type of running). Because of ice, slush, snow drifts and blowing snow it is difficult to do much of anything else besides long miles. Good warm - ups and cool - downs are important. In the summer, it is easy to get by without doing them, the runner can just ease into his workouts by running slow the first few minutes and ease out the stiffness, but in the winter, if he starts out stiff he's bound to stay that way for most of the workout. A good cool - down would be a short walk, a few exercises, a warm shower and a Sports Calendar MEN'S BASKETBALL Dec. 11, Saturday. Illinois Institute of Technology. Away, 7:30. Jan. 3-4, Monday - Tuesday. St. Norbert tournament. Away, TBA. Jan. 7, Friday. NE Illinois University. Away, 7:30. Jan. 11, Tuesday. UW - Platteville. Away, 7:30. Jan. 12, Wednesday. Loras College. Away, 7:30. Jan. 15, Saturday. Northern Michigan. HOME, 7:30. Jan. 17, Monday. St. Norbert. HOME, 7:30. Jan. 18, Tuesday. Chicago State University. Away, 7:30. Jan. 20, Thursday. Whitewater. Away, 7:30. MEN'S WRESTLING Dec. 11, Saturday. Wisconsin Collegiate Open. HERE. Dec. 29-30, Wednesday - Thursday. Midlands Open. Away. Jan. 7, Friday. Indiana State. HERE, 4 p.m. Jan. 8, Saturday. Carthage Invitational. Away. Jan. 14-15, Friday - Saturday. Midwest Classic. Away. nice hot cup of tea. The two biggest fears about winter running are frostbite and hypothermia. If the runner takes the right precautions he should run worry free, but if he does run into problems, here's what to do: for frostbite, he should rewarm the affected part (usually fingers and toes) by putting in warm to hot water. Do not go back outside until skin is completely thawed out, since rewarming and refreezing is worse than leaving it frozen. Treatment for hypothermia, which is when the body temperature drops. Get out of wet clothes and wrap yourself in blankets or take a warm bath. The best time to run in the winter is early morning when traffic is light (watch out for snow plows, though). One of the best runs I ever had was an early morning run after a light snow the night before. Everything was so calm and quiet. The snow made everything look crystalized. That's what makes winter running so special — t he beauty of it. If you've been running all summer and fall, winter is no reason to stop, it's just another season. Dress warm and keep a positive attitude. The hardest part of winter running is getting out in the cold and running. Once you're out there you'll be okay. Answers on Pg . 5 collegiate crossword 1 2 3 4 1 6 7 8 9 lb 11 12 13 14 15 16 l ) 18 19 2U 22 1 23 24 25 26 2/ 28 29 • 35 30 31 33 34 1 41 3b 1 " 38 39 40 42 L • 43 • ••• 44 46 • 46 47 48 51 1 * 53 54 1 55 bb " 58 by 60 81 b2 63 64 ACROSS 1 Auto jaunt 5 Enthusiasm 9 Maritime manaces 14 Dance o f the Sixties 15 Mrs. Nick C harles 16 Mohammedan de ity 17 S uffix for clear or appear 18 fall 19 " Seeing You," 1938 so ng 20 Info from the grapevine 23 longa, vita brevis 24 Miss Mason 25 Nonsense 26 Illuminated 27 Commit a lawenforcement error 30 "Your Sho w of Shows' star 31 Like the U.S. legislature 35 Heathen 36 Mak e o ne's day 37 Prefix: of birds 38 Portrayer of Charlie Chan 39 C ity in SW Ill inois 40 Ceremonial robes 42 "Just the facts, 9 Singer-actor John "—" 10 Right-angle 43 Creme de extension 44 U nlisted securities 11 Oldtime actress from (abbr.. 45 Road s ubstance 46 P ass by 51 Communications device (abbr.) 52 T heatrical display 55 Harvesting machine 57 War god 58 Pesky insect Scotland (2 wds.) 12 Manufacturer 13 "Massachusetts, there " 21 Memorab le Brando film (2 wds.) 22 Go one up on 28 C rossings 29 "Nevermore" bird 59 Nickname for Esther 30 Race-car driver 60 Alfred of the theater 61 Ga llop 62 Cut the lawn ag ain 63 Backdrops 64 Cash r egister inventory DOWN 1 Burst of activity 2 City, Oklahoma 3 Bring upon on eself 4 Some U.N. vetoes 5 Board a t Orly 6 Knowledge 7 Jidda native 8 Euell Gibbons, e.g. Yarborough 31 Give birth (3 wds.) 32 Squirmy 33 Violent upheaval 34 Physicist's concern 35 G rapefruit 41 Certain believers 43 Month a fter Avril 45 Lost on purpose 47 Kind o f Saxon 48 Rocky Mountain evergreen 49 Sc enic view 50 Park, Colorado 53 Test answer 54 Monthly payment 56 A U, and sometimes Y FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAINOFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. PARENT-CHILD BOWLING LEAGUE 1 CHILD 1 PARENT make a team TIME: 10 AM - NOON, SATURDAYS COST: $1.5 0 / person per week (2 games) (12 week season) BEGIN: SATURDAY, JANUARY 29 CHILDREN RECEIVE FREE BOWLING T SHIRT FREE PIZZA PARTY THE LAST WEEK OF BOWLING CHILDREN MUST BE 13 OR UNDER TO PARTICIPATE RESERVE YOURTEAMS ENTRY NOW BY CALLING THE PARKSIDE REC CENTER a t 553-2408 LEAGUE LIMITED TO 1st 16 TEAMS TO CALL IN. iii Athlete Profile - Rrported b Juli John on "He' too nice. He ha got to get meaner,•• commented Coach JohflSOn on sophomore Cornell (ldler . Saddl r, a 6'5" guard and forward i tarting his econd y ar with' the Parkside Rangers bl tetbal1 team . Last year, (Idler averaged 7.3 point and 3 4 reboUfld per game. He played 111 every game of the 29 game n and tarted in 10 of those gam . Hi high game was 16 point. I 't Like many of a t year s earn member , addl r is Crom Chicago . Thi year though, on1_y «- other player on the team 1s trom Chicago, Tom Trotter, a 6' 1" guard. "It's better having players trom all over. Last year presented problems because we knew the p1ayers too well," said Saddler. John.90n feel Saddler has a great deal of potential. He believes that Saddler is d eivingly quick. '_'When he lelffll to improve his concentration and develop mental toUghne:SS, he'll be a good player," commented Johnson. With the season still young, Saddler sees a few areas he would Sports Shots Cornell Saddler personally like to improve "In the fi_rst ,game (against St. Xavier> 1 didn t g t involved with the ~ff~ n too much and my reboun ding wa off," aid Saddler. Saddl r co lders thi year' team to have mor talent. He feel thi eason will be competitively more difficult, but better . He i l~kmg forward to getting to know ~ _ leammat better and adJusting to Johnson's coa hing tyle. CORNELL SADDLER RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 19 Winter and Running equals caution I b~ Tnrl lurray 'port! ,dltor B ware Cello runner , ntually lh1 y r we will get ow! ll ms strang to writ about winter running when the t m ratur i in the 60' and ther i mud instead of lush on the ground. n, though, ther will be now and ice and r ing temperature. <hopefully not any ·24 degr day thi year, though) . Wint r rwming can be enjoyable if the right pr autions ar taken Extra lothing, long slow mil , good warm-ups and ool-downs hould be included in your running program during the winter. To be well dr ed for wmter running, the runner should be overdressed. A hat is essential ince most or the body's heat escapes through the head. Mittens are better than gloves. Depending on how cold it is, other g rments to wear would be : a turtle neck, Thirt, shorts, tights or long und rwear, on or two pairs of socks, and a weatsuit. A carf i optional, but I've found it to be beneficial. rue hot cup of t . The two bigg t i rs about winter runnin re fro tbite and hypothermi . If the rUMer t k the right pr ution he hould run worry fr , but if h does run into problem , h re' what to do: for fro tbite, he should rewarm the arr ted part ( ually finger and l ) by putting in warm lo hot wal r . Do not go back ou id until kin is compl lely thawed out, ince rewarming nd r fr ing i wo than I ving it frozen. Tr atm nl £or hypothermia, which i when the body t mpcrature dro . t out of w t clothe and wrap yourself in blanket or lake warm bath. The t time to run in the winter i arly morning when tramc i light <watch out for ow plow .. though) . One of the • t runs I v r had a n arly morning run aft r a light ow the night befor . Everything w calm and qui t. The ow m d everything look cry talized . That' what mak winter runni so pecial - the beauty or it. If you'v n · ruMing all umm r and fall, mt i no reason to . op, it' just anoth r son . Dr wann and eep a itiv attitud . T hard t part or winter running i getting out in cold nd running. One you'r ut t re you'll be o ay. Answers on Pg. 5 collegiate crossword Billy Martin back • again Training in the winter hould consist or long, low, easy miles (my favorite type of rwming). Because of ice, slush, snow drifts and blowing snow it i difficult to do much or anything el besides long mil . Good warm - ups and cool - downs are important. In the summer, it is ea y to get by without doing them, the rwmer can just ease into his workouts by running slow the first few minutes and ease out the stiffness, but in the winter, if he starts out stiff he's bound to stay that way for most of the workout. A good cool • down would be a short walk, a few exercises, a warm shower and a by Robb Luehr WeJcome back, Billy Martin. 'lbat' what they'll be saying in York City this spring. Yes, Billy' back and George's got him (for the third time). Why'd you do it George? Why did you rehire a 111111whom you've hired and fired times bef<re? Did you figure that the third time's the charm? Did you just want to help a poor, unemployed soul get a job? Or did JOU jult want another scapegoat for a fa~ baseball team? J have no respect for George Steinbrenner, but I do regard Billy Martin u one of the best mana1er1 in recent baseball lillary. He has turned around almGlt every team he's managed (IIIOlt recently the Oakland A's) . llebowa how to motivate player to play to their potential. However, Martin does have one fin. His relationship with umpires is less than friendly; in fact, Billy' downright inhospitable toward them (throwing dirt, etc.). J do wonder, though, why Billy accepted George's offer to manage the Yankers (sic) one mare time. J thought Billy had had eDOUlh of George's footprints on 1is : but J guess he can stand the pain mce more. And so the revolvi~ door policy continues in the dugout at Yankee Stadium. ow for the quiz portion of the artid : Do you know the nam and crder of the manger of the Yank for the past five years? Give up? I thought so. The order la, to my recollecdion, as follows: Billy Martin, Bob Lemon, Martin, Gtne Michael, Lemon, Michael, and Clyde King. By this example, you can s that George Steinbrenner uses the round - robin em for manger . You can aim t predict who will be FIRST ational Bank of Keno ha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.0.1.C. managing when George fires Billy. By the list above, the next manager should be Bob Lemon; after all, there have been two managerial changes since the Jast lime he was field boss. Personally, I don't think Billy should have been chosen to manage the Bronx Bombers. George should have picked someone closer to his own personality; someone like, say G. Gordon Liddy, or Alexander Haig or even Idi Amin. If you had one of these three guys managing, the Yankees would never lose. If they did, Liddy would feed the team ratburgers, Haig would threaten to nuke them and Amin would just stand them against the wall and gun them down. Steinbrenner would be happy at last; but it just ain't so. Now for some words about Billy Martin. As I said before, he has a way of turning losers into winners - often duri~ his first season of work. However, he has a pr tty sorry bunch of losers to convert thi year. If Billy can't bring the Yanks around during the first half of the season, you may see a bit of a conflict between he and Georg . At least Billy doesn't have to contend with the lik of Reggie Jackson any more. If the X a~ aren't doing well, and Billy 1s fired, the next manag r should be ... the an Diego Chicken. Who better to lead a bunch of dumb clu ks, than anot r dumb cluck. Sports Calendar 1 '8 KTBLL Dec. 11, Saturday. lliinois Institute of Technology. Away, 7:30. Jan. 3-4, Monday • Tuesday. St. Norbert tournament. Away, TBA . Jan. 7, Friday. NE Illinois University. Away, 7:30 . Jan. 11, Tuesday . UW - Platteville. Away, 7:30. Jan. 12, Wednesday. Loras College. Away, 7:30. Jan. 15, Saturday. orthem Michigan. HOME, 7:30. Jan . 17, Monday. t. Norbert. HOME, 7:30. Jan. 18, Tu day. hicago State University. Away, 7:30. Jan. 20 , Thursday. Whitewater. Away, 7:30. ME, · WRESTLI. ' Dec. 11, aturday. Wisco in Collegiate Open. HERE. • Dec. 29-30, Wedne day Thu~y. .tidlands Open. Away. Jan. 7, Friday . Indiana State. HERE, 4 p.m. Jan. 8, Saturday. Carthage Invitational. Away. Jan . 14 -15, Friday - Saturday. Mldw t Classic. A way. ACROSS l Auto jaunt 5 Enthusiasm 9 l'laritiae manaces 14 ~nee of the Sixties 15 Hrs. Nick Charles 16 Mohaiimedan deity 17 Suffix for clear or appear 18 - fall 19 •- Seeing You,• 1938 song 20 Info from the grapevine 23 - longa, vita brev1s 24 Hiss Mason 25 onsens 26 1 lluminet d 27 C 1t I lawenforc nt error 30 "Your Show of Shows• star 31 Like the U.S. legislature 35 athen 36 Hake one's day 37 Prefix: of birds 38 Portrayer of Charl le Chan 39 City in SW Illinois 40 Ceremonial robes 9 Singer-actor 42 "Jus t the facts, John - -• IO Right-angle 43 Creme de - extension 44 Unlisted securities 11 Oldtl actress froa (abbr.) 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