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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside Have a nice Thanksgiving! — the R anger staff Kerley requests peace, not draft registration by Sharron Aken "Stop the prosecutions, it's not a crime to resist." This is a popular slogan many young men are repeating today. More than half a million men have failed to register for the Selective Service Registration process. Many people think of registration as merely filling out a harmless little card at the post office. Gillam Kerley disagrees saying, "Through registration the government is asking for a blank check for our lives stating that, yes, we'll be there when you call." Kerley is the eighth man charged with refusing to register for the draft since President Jimmy Carter resurrected the Selective Service System in 1980. He was singled out from among more than half a million other non - registrants because he has been a vocal opponent of draft registration. At his arraignment on Sept. 28, 20 days after he was indicted by a federal grand jury, Kerley entered a plea of "not guilty by reason of sanity." "For me to have silently assented to the rising tide of militarism in this country, to the preparations being made for war, possible nuclear war, would have been insane," Kerley said. Kerley is presently free on his own recognizance, and is awaiting trial. According to Kerley, the primary reason for the draft regulations is to force people into fighting a war they don't want. The decreasing number of volunteers in the Armed Services is another factor in draft regulations. "What this tells me is that the government is planning an unpopular war, a war not many Americans want to fight. They're not planning for an attack on our country, they're planning on sending troops into Central America or other Third World countries. They're planning for a rerun of the Vietnam experience," says Kerley. In addition, Kerley feels that we would be fighting a war to protect investments and profits of the American economy. Another reason for Kerley's resistance is the rising tide of militarism in our country and how it's affecting our society. This trend includes the increasing number of threats made by the U.S. against other countries, it includes the draft registration program, the nuclear arms race and the fact that the U.S. is sponsoring a tax by Honduras on Nicaragua. By sponsoring this tax, the U.S. is in a very dangerous situation for a potential to draw the U.S. into a regional conflict in Central America. He also contended that pumping millions into defense is not an effective way to help the economy. "For every million dollars goes out of the human needs budget and into the military budget, between 10 and 18 people lose their jobs," Kerley said. The courts today recognize that draft resisters are common criminals who have violated the law, Kerley said. He feels that the courts have to look beyond the fact that draft resisters failed to register, and look at deeper questions such as: Is the draft registration a just law, and if it's not, can it be wrong to resist it? Those resisters who are under or expecting indictment recently got some good news. In Los Angeles, the case against David Wait, who was indicted for failing to register for the draft, was thrown out of court. The judge made his decision based on three grounds. One of his grounds is so broad that it could invalidate the entire registration program. The first ground stated that the regulations themselves were invalid because there had been a requirement for the government to wait 30 days Campus Book Exchange begins new chapters The PSGA Senate Nov. 5 unanimously approved Karen Norwood as the new manager of the Campus Book Exchange (CBE). The year - old Exchange, located on the Level 1 WLLC Concourse, is operated by PSGA. "As the new manager," said Norwood, "I'm going to implement as many changes for the better as possible. I'm looking at increasing our advertising and doing whatever I can do to make people stop at the CBE. Once they stop at the CBE, I think they'll like what they find." The Exchange offers students the chance to sell their used books to others while make a profit. The buyer also saves money. Here's how it works: 1) A student brings a used book to the Exchange. 2) The book is put on the shelf ready for someone else to purchcisc it. 3) The Exchange sells the book for 65 percent of the original price. Even if the book was bought used, after proposing regulations for public opinion before re - publishing them and enforcing them. The Selective Service has a further requirement of a 60 day period for public comment. In 1980, when President Carter brought back draft regulations, he did not allow a sufficient period of time for public comment before the regulations went into effect. The second ground for dismissing the case was because the government has engaged in a process called selective prosecution, which means, in effect, selecting a few people out of thousands of non - registrants who were the most vocal, and who had been exercising their first amendment rights. The judge further ruled that the government had to turn over certain documents relating to the Continued On Page Three the 65 percent is figured on the first listed price. 4) The Exhange keeps 10 percent of the amount for which the book was sold for operating expenses. 5) The remaining 55 percent of the original list price is given to the person who brought the book to the Exchange. The Exchange now deals with things other than used books. Other items include paperback books, used records and crafts. "What I'd like to see is a large arts and crafts section," said Norwood. "I want to give Parkside artists a chance to market their pieces. We'll let them set their own prices and we will receive 10 percent of that for the handling and service charge." Business hours for the Exchange will vary from week to week, but the hours will be posted. "In the past we've had problems with not having regular hours," said Norwood. "I think that hurt us a lot. Now, every week we will post our hours and we will meet them." Smokeout encourages quitting by Jennie Tunkiecz Smoke.. . choke ... croak. This was one of the popular slogans for the Great American Smokeout held throughout the nation Nov. 18. This event was a national celebration set up to encourage smokers to quit for 24 h ours. The National Cancer Society projected that 18 million people would try to stop for the day and 7% of those would stop entirely. "We feel that if a person can stop for 24 ho urs they will realize that they can stop for good," said Edith Isenberg, health center coordinator at Parkside. "Parkside is a community and we wanted to reach the students in hopes that they would bring the information, home and help their families," she added. The Student Nurse's Organization and the Pre - Med Club operated information desks where students could sign pledge cards, get "survival kits", and information about smoking. There was also a "count the cigarette butt contest" which involved guessing the number of cigarette butts in a large pickle jar. The butts were gathered for two days from the cafeteria ash trays. Jim Fox and Sue Mulligan, contest winners made the correct guess of 685 b utts. The winners will each receive a turkey provided by the Union. "People thought the jar was gross, but not gross enough to get Continued On Page Three Hofstadter visits; gives many views by Pat Hensiak Editor Douglas Hofstadter, whose book "Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid" won a Pulitzer Prize in 1980, was featured as the first Honors Program Distinguished Visiting Scholar. Hofstadter, 37, an Associate Professor of computer science at Indiana University - Bloomington, was on campus from Nov. 15-17 for a series of programs for both students and the general public. Hofstadter's formal fields are mathematics, physics, and DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER computer science (artificial intelligence in particular). His interests cover a much larger scope, including linguistics, psychology, art, music, philosophy, biology, and physics. "Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid", started out as a letter to a friend. It ended up 777 pages long, and Hofstadter typeset it all himself. The germ of the books was in his head at a young age, 20, more or less. Hofstadter has included many subjects and theories, including an index listing which says "kitchen sink, the 315." Page 315 of the book does indeed include mention of the kitchen sink. "Most of my ideas started to link up with each other when I was doing my undergraduate work," explained Hofstadter . "There were always little germs there, developing since a young age, but when I was doing my undergraduate work, all of the ideas really began to link up. I also really became fascinated by the questions of mind and brain. Then, for a while, I happened to drop a lot of my ideas, or perhaps they just fell dormant for a period. It was about seven years, I came back to them as a graduate student." Winning the Pulitzer was not the most exciting thing that ever happened to Hofstadter. "There was a little party for me in the computer science division, and I had to give a short speech. Maybe what I really wanted to do was just ride my bike, or have a pizza with some friends." There really isn't an Eternal Golden Braid inside the book. "I was only trying to say that I had taken three things and braided them together in a metaphoric way," said Hofstadter. "I had taken separate strands and made a stronger unity with them, by twisting them together." He also explained that the two phrases in the title of the book: "Godel, Escher, Bach," and "Eternal Golden Braid" are the start of a braid. "When you make a braid, you take the left two stands and cross them. The the right two, then the left two, and so on. In Godel, Escher, Bach: an Eternal Golden Braid, the first letters of the first words are crossed, representing the beginning of a braid." Hofstadter taught Physics in Germany (in German) for six months. He explained that this was a challenge for him, because with the language differences fell certain barriers. "I saw it as a challenge. Kind of l ike crossing a stream, and there are only a few stepping stones for you to step on when you cross. When you know the language well, there are a lot of stones you can step on. It's almost as if it were cemented over. But, when you are living in a different language, there are more restrictions and at times you have to turn back and do some re - stepping. There were times when I had to do some re - stepping. That really is the challenge you take when you choose to cross a stream you aren't familiar with, but do wish to be familiar with. You learn to re - step, and move on." Inside . . . • Peer Support • YMCA • Winter Driving • New Music • Manager's Dinner • Second City 2 Wednesday, November 24, 1982 RANGER Editorial Let's clarify it In the past few weeks, there have been many informal questions of policy used by Ranger in making editorial and opinion decisions. The editorials of this newspaper are written by a staff member, and the positions taken are approved by an editorial board. Articles of opinio n, including letters to the editor, whether they be political, religious or unclassified in nature, are welcomed by the Ranger. However, they must be typewritten, doubled spaced, and accompanied by the author's by-line to be considered for print. The Ranger reserves the right to hold or refuse articles as space requires. Articles of possible defamatory nature will be reviewed by the Editor. No articles will be censored by any members of the Ranger staff (or anyone else for that matter), because they disagree in content with opinions held by the staff, or other individuals or organizations either on or off this campus. Pride In My Work by Mark Tobias Author's note: This continuing series of poems was written in 1972, while the author was participating in the Vietnam War. It seems that, in light of the current world situation and the contemplations of our leader in power, that a history reminder is in order. What is the axiom, something like "History forgotten is repeated"? Efficiency is my game. Loading bombs my claim to fame. I fix weapons - I work quite fast I work to make a bigger blast. I'll make them burst, right away or set them so they'll wait a day 'till all around think it's a dud. then BOOM my weapons splash their blood. My weapons work, I'll have you know Not one yet has failed to blow. But if one does, my job I'll give 'cause we can't afford to let them live. Maybe today, I'll load napalm which bombers drop without a qualm and kill by fire - then all will see My bombs have great efficiency. My vulcan cannon - gun supreme machine gun is a killers' dream. A se conds' burst will expurgate a hundred - twenty souls from hate. Many more if they're en masse this death machine is unsurpassed. My robot missies should impress - adept and shrewd they're the best. Just set for heat and light a match a commie stove may be its' catch. Flechettes are great on personnel Deadly darts with silence kill There's no escape - through roofs they pass at night, asleep they breath their last. Yes, my friends, I've cause for pride so on my bombs, right on the side, we mark cute words: "HELLO - GOODBYE" "TICKET TO HELL" and "IN YOUR EYE". But though my work, of pride consists, in my mind one thought persists: With all these bombs explosives filled how many children have I killed? SUCK TO ABORTION ISSUES, PADRE! NUCLEAR WAR > c Editor's notes Thoughts on Thanksgiving by Pat Hensiak Editor Thanksgiving approaches!! Thank God. Thank anyone you like, but it's a good thing it's finally here. I'm sure many of u s can use the days off. Most of us feel pretty in need of a rest of some sort or another. For some, if the rest didn't come soon, they'd be scheduled for attendance at Sunnyside Recovery Home. I'm probably one of those people. Thanksgiving is an interesting holiday. The only thing you really do on the actual day is sit around, watch parades, watch football, and eat turkey. Of course, this year Mary Poppins is on in the evening. Sure to be a treat. I know we'll be watching with the whole family. Mom has been getting ready for this day for weeks. Cleaning, scrubbing, picking up after my brother, bathing the cat, picking up after my brother, finishing her new dress, picking up after my brother, and on the wicked cycle goes. It's always fun to watch my brother around the holidays, he seems a little more on edge than at other times throughout the year. I think his constant fear is that my mother will go into his room with a large bulldozer and clean everything out. The last time anyone entered the room was shortly after we moved into the house. Actually, some have entered, but we've not seen them since. My father has again resorted to putting up hazard signs. He doesn't know what else he can do. We thought of condemning the place, but we didn't know where to put my brother. Realistically though, there are a lot of things to be thankful for around this time of the year. After all, the preparation itself, although often seen as a burden, really is a blessing. At least you have something to prepare for. At least you have plans for the day. I'm sure there are lots of folks out there who have no plans, and would be happy at the chance to plan a big Thanksgiving dinner. Perhaps that's the ironic thing about holidays. If you have nothing, and then receive some stretch erf kindness, you feel a reason to be thankful. If you always have the opportunity to have a fine day, and spend the holiday with good friends and good food, it doesn't quite seem like enough to be thankful for. Maybe being a bit more appreciative of all the things we have is too much trouble. By all means, have a Happy Thanksgiving. Don't eat too much, and do your best to tolerate your family and friends. It's probably just once a year that most of us see these people. Letter to the editor Reply to BambPs "burned up" friend I am writing to append a few paragraphs of fa ct to Carol Burns article Who Needs Bambi Anyway in the November 18, 1982 Ranger. The ensuing information is meant to cool the emotionalism and quiet the sarcasm in the reckless anti - deer hunting article. It is possible to love animals, hunt deer and be human. In Wisconsin, as in other states, there is a rationale for deer hunting besides its sporting challenge. I speak of the law - abiding hunter who might annually prepare for the rifle hunting season. I will assume Ms. Burns was referring to rifle hunting season rather than bow hunting, or any combination. According to the DNR, Wisconsin is divided into eight areas and each has its own hunting season ranging in length from four to nine days in November. The Racine Journal Times had the number of deer tagged in Wisconsin 1981 rifl e season to be just over 151,000. Madison's licensing office gave me figures on the total number of resident and non - resident rifle licenses issued in 1981 to be 629,034. Usin g these figures it would indicate approximately one deer is killed for every four hunters. This ratio should reveal skill is significant, as is true in any sport. One of t he DNR staff was totally against hunting, but admitted that it had to be done to keep the herd population under control, especially in harsh winters when food is scarce for deer everywhere in the state. Special precautions, such as the hunters choice permit, keeps the breeding process under control. The permit is issued to a fixed number of hunters who apply and allows a deer of either sex to be taken. Without it only a buck can be taken. This year 126,505 hunters choice permits were issued in the state. This rifle season marks the third year the party permit mentioned in the Bambi article has not been in use. From the southeastern Wisconsin's Game Wardens office, I found the state's deer population is greater now than any other time in the state's history. With the deer population increasing, it is evident that deer hunting is not going to put deer on an endangered species list. To Continued On Page Four Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen ganger Editc News Editc Feature Editc Sports Editc Photo Editc Copy Editc Business Manage Ad Manage Distribution Manac Assistant Business Manac ck . STAFF Sharron Aken, Jeanne Buenker - Phillips, Carol Bur KovaHc RkkbLe' Caro! Kortendick, Jc Tunkiekz ' Laura Petersen, Jen uw Parkside and they are RANGER rsVprmtridUbyCthe UnVon •Sp^r ""'p 6XCept durinfl breaks and h0 Written permission is reqCireJ for rTorln?^! P ublisbin9 Co., Kenosha. Wisconsin All correspondence should beaddrS'°f a£y *";,ion°f RANGER. LetrteS,d?' N0' 2000' Ken°sha, Wisconsin 53iS4?e Ranger' University of Wis eluded for verification. s be S|9°eado ua6n,de sap tsecleepdh"o nse" n"udm' w'" ** field for valid reasons Deadline for letters is AAondav at1„^ i reserves all editorial privileges in publica,i°n °n Thursday. The RA defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain fi Manager's Dinner successful RANGER Wednesday, November 24,1982 by Bob Kiesling News Editor TV fourth annual Manager's the "TT WaS held last Monday in event^a'p" P" PUr»ose °f duh k ^ t0 an club brochure, is an "o^pmpoirntutninitgy to interact with business professionals, on campus." The event is sponsored by the Ac aTp?l£1Ub'S°men^Busin^ A L Slgma EPsilon. About 120 students and 65 managers attended this year's event. A social time in the Union Bazaar began the event, followed dl,nrier *n the cafeteria, with several speakers. After the dinner was another social hour After Chancellor Alan Guskin offered a brief welcome to the managers attending, the first of two speakers, Elizabeth Janicek, of S hearson / American Express began her presentation. The f"bJect of her talk was Choices?" Janicek said there were many choices facing potential managers today, and it was important that students get a clear idea of their future goals. She said the place to begin setting goals is in school with the students professors and counselors. She said that they could give a student insight into the available choices. The next people to check with are recruiters. According to Janicek, they can give a student insight into the internal workings of a company. "You have to choose a place where you can fit in," Janicek said. She also said that connections from family and friends were a vital but underrated source of Adapt to winter f o r ' W S ° " t h * U n i ° " information. She offered advice on the advantages and disadvantages of working for various sized firms and then turned to the subject of interviewing. She said the interviewer is interested in knowing about your goals, area of interest and financial requirements. Janicek said prospective employees should read the firm's annual report. "You have to know at least a little bit about the company," she said. If, after several months you find that the job is not working out, she said, the best course of action is to leave. "You do yourself a favor, and you also do the people you're working for a favor," she said. The second speaker was Fred Kraegel, a recruiter for Peat Marwick, Mitchell & Co . Kraegel Peer Support The newest major organization spoke about the need for increased corporate identity in an era of increasing federal deregulation. In his presentation, entitled Quest for Excellence," Kraegel spoke of the necessity of practicing "nichemanship," the idea that every place in the market can be occupied by an apparently unique firm. He said that every firm must adapt its image to meet the changing economic situation. "The question is no longer 'to be; or not to be,' but 'what to be?" He cited the example of Chrysler, who in the midst of their financial difficulties, cut every expense possible, except their marketing budget. Kraegel said that marketing has made the difference in Chrysler's recovery, not government loans. by Vince Gigliotti When winter comes you change to heavier clothes and turn up the thermostat. You adapt to the changing season. You do these things because they make sense — the clothes and indoor temperatures that work in summer don't do the job in winter. But what about your driving? If you drive and maintain your car in winter the same way you do in summer, you're asking for trouble. Driving in winter is different — a lot different. Your car needs different care, and you need different driving skills. Your car should be readied for winter now. Now is the time to check your car battery. If you think your battery might not make it through the winter, play it safe and get a new one now. It's better to buy now than be stranded on a cold night in the middle of nowhere. Check your tires, your traction on winter roads will be only as good as your tires. You can't go wrong with an investment in snow tires. Your tires could make the difference between stopping in time or having an accident. Now is also the time to check your windshield wiper blades. Replace worn glades as they will be used more often in the winter. Make sure there is an anti - freeze solvent in the washer system, and make sure the washer tank is full. You should have your exhaust system checked for leaks. Winter driving means that the windows are usually rolled up tight. A faulty exhaust system could mean carbon monoxide getting into the passenger compartment. It is a Anti-registration good idea to keep one window open slightly, just enough to get some fresh air in the car. Before you drive your car, make sure all the windows are clean of frost and snow. All the windows should be cleaned, not just the windshield. You should also be sure your defroster and heater are in good working order. Also, clean your headlights and tail lights — let someone else see you. Winter driving takes more skill than summer driving. Every driver should be familiar with how to react when a skid occurs. The most important point is don't panic and never hit the brakes. If you do hit an icy spot on the road, lift your foot off the gas, turn your wheels in the direction the rear of the car is skidding until you feel the skid is corrected. Then straighten your wheels. Places to watch for icy spots are bridges, both under and on top, any type of underpass and anywhere there is snow on the road. Now is the time to review all your winter driving techniques. Remember to brake slowly and ahead of time when coming to intersections. Plan ahead when making turns. Fast turns on a slippery road could be treacherous. If possible, have a mechanic check your cars' hoses, belts, exhausts, etc. Don't forget to check the anti - freeze in your radiator. It should be good to at least 20 to 30 degrees below zero. Prepare now, once the snow falls it may be too late. Winter arrives every year about this time, and whether we like it or not, you should be prepared for it. by Jeanne Buenker - Phillips Peer Support is the baby of the Parkside major organization's family. It is the newest of the five, achieving its status only last year. According to President Pat Mulligan, "Peer Support trys to help non - traditional students make an easy transition into college life." She added that, "Peer Support is open to all students, not just to non - traditional ones." Because of this ideology, Pat, along with the other dedicated volunteer students, have ensured the future of Peer Support as a major organization. Mulligan believes that "the most important thing Peer Support does is the orientation. The orientation sessions are held for newly admitted non - traditional students to help them get over the fear of being looked at as an oddball." Pat stated that, "the orientations themselves are run very informally and are not rigorously structured." Non - traditional, as well as traditional, students are welcome to participate and, there is someone from Community Student Services and a professor in attendance. Pat believes that, "meeting with a professor in an informal atmosphere helps students realize that professors are not unapproachable. It also helps them get over their basis for fear as well as the idealized professor image." In addition to the orientations, Peer Support offers two programs twice during each semester. The first deals with the theme, "How are Things Going?" and is offered during the first month of the semester. "Test Taking Tips", the other semi - annual program, takes place right before final exams and provides the participants with information on studying for, as well as taking, examinations. The number of Peer Support members has significantly increased since it became a major organization. These members are actively involved with many other Parkside activities as well. They have served on the planning committee for Fallfest and Winterfest in the past, and are currently doing so again. The members have also assisted with the blood drive for Winterfest '82 and have sold tickets and T - shirts for "Save the Library Day." Peer Support members are also involved with many other aspects of student life at Parkside. Pat believes this is true because, "it's important to give people a chance for involvement, a chance to meet people, and a chance for identity." Upon graduating next year, Pat will be leaving Peer Support. She does not hesitate leaving because she is, "very satisfied knowing that there is something around to help students return to school." YMCA, Administration crack down on parties by Bob Kiesling News Editor The Parkside administration has begun cracking down on drinking at the YMCA as a result of an incident occurring early on Sunday morning, Nov. 14. At about 2 a. m., third floor Resident Assistant Jeff Wicks called for police assistance in subduing a person who, according to Wicks, was behaving in a disorderly manner. Wicks attempted to persuade him to quiet down, but finally resorted to calling the police. Coincidentally, members of the basketball team were having a party on the third floor when the police arrived. Although this party was not characterized as disorderly, one member of the team said that there were "almost Continued On Page Eight Pat stated that "things within Peer Support are not always perfect, but nothing is." So with, "a little hard work and stick - to - itness", she is able to, "make (her) UW - Parkside experience more fulfilling." Smokeout. . . Continued From Page One them to stop smoking," said Luanne Flaa, a student nurse at Parkside. Leona Benedict, also a student nurse, said, "Many non - smokers were interested in information for their families and friends." An estimated 500 Parkside students participated in the smokeout. "My husband suggested I try quitting for the day just to see if I could do it. I succeeded, but I don't plan to quit altogehter because I enjoy smoking," said Brenda Buchanan, a Parkside student. "I quit for the day just to see if I could do it," Glenn Schackmuth said. There were also a number of students that did not try to quit for the day. "There is no good reason not to quit, but I don't have any will power so I didn't try," said Loretta Cunningham. "A group of us were going to try to quit for the day, but we decided to smoke anyway," said David Bahl. Isenberg said that no one complained of cigarette withdrawal symptoms, but it would be unusual to experience any after only 24 hours. "Participating in the Smokeout is light hearted effort but it should be followed by more serious attempts to quit. Our staff is willing to help students quit anytime of the year, not just during the smokeout," commented Isenberg. Self - help books from the NCS are available at the health center for students that would like further help to stop smoking. The times, dates and locations of S top Smoking Clinics are also available. Continued From Page One selective Prosecution process, and to allow a White House advisor, Edward Musk, to testify at a pre - trial hearing on the issue. When the prosecution refused, claiming executive privilege, the same thing President Nixon claimed during the Watergate scandal, the judge felt he had no option but to throw the case out of court on the grounds presented. If the judge's ruling is upheld this would mean there are no registration requirements right now. "On the other hand, it would not be a total victory, in the sense that President Reagan could issue a new proclamation, and do the process all over again, this time doing it right," stated Kerley. It may not be a total victory, but it sets an important precedent. Dwight D. Eisenhower, former president and general once stated, "The people of this country wanted peace so much, that one day they would stand up and push the government out of their way." "I thing in a way that's what we were attempting to do, we want peace," concluded Kerley. ^ 0^0G^ to s°^. v -&• zP *\©v For complete details, contact TSgt. Ed Boettcher at 414-632-6487/1828 Scandinavian Seminar is now accepting applications for its 1983 -84 academic year abroad in Denmark, Finland, Norway, or Sweden. This unique learning experience is designed for college students, graduates, and other adults who want to study in a Scandinavian country, becoming part of another culture and learning its language. One - semester programs, only, in Denmark, are also now available. After orientation in Denmark and a 2-3 week intensive language course, generally followed by a family stay, students are placed individually at Scandinavian Folk Schools or other specialized institutions, where they live and study with Scandinavians of diverse backgrounds. The Folk Schools are small, residential educational communities intended mainly for young adults. Midway through the folk school year, all the Seminar students and staff meet in the mountains of Norway to discuss progress and make plans for the Spring. A final session is held at the end of the year to evaluate the year's studies and experiences. Because the Scandinavian countries are small, open, and accessible, the year provides an unusually rich opportunity for the student to explore his or her particular field of interest by doing an independent study project. American academic credit for participation in the Seminar program has been awarded by more than 150 American colleges and universities upon recommendation of the Seminar staff. However, students who require an Academic Transcript may qualify to receive one through the International Programs Office of the University of Massachusetts. The 1983 - 84 fee, covering tuition, room, board, and all program - related travel in Scaninavia, is $6,200. Applications may apply for supplementary interest - free loans and grants, awarded on the basis of n eed and qualification. The application deadline is March 1, 1983. For further information, please write to: SCANDINAVIAN SEMINAR, 358 North Pleasant St., Amherst, MA 0100 2. Second City wows 'em at Comm Arts Letter to the Editor CAMPUS BOOK EXCHANGE used books paperbacks records arts& crafts wile concourse Continued From Page Two speculate on the future of Wisconsin environment and natural resources in an article on deer hunting is misleading. State federal and private land owners decisions have considerable say as to the state's future environmental development. The stab against "gun lobbys and sportsmens' clubs" is unfounded. Each has its own issue and may or may not be related to deer hunting. It seems the point being raised is that there is profit in hunting so who would ever want it to end. Apparently Ms. Burns teels that there is more emphasis on money made from hunting than nature, animals and the environment". Our area Game Warden, Tom Thoresen, reports the breakdown of money received from hunting licenses as such: 1) Directly to land acquisition tor the public. (Hunting only takes up one quarter of the year. Campers, hikers and just the people who enjoy the outdoors use this land when they please.) 2) Habitat development for wildlife 3) Salaries for wildlife managers who are degreed individuals planning for the wildlifes welfare. 4) Salaries for wardens and law enforcement officials. The hunters contribute much more than the non - hunter to protect and improve on the state's environment. I am not a hunter, nor have I ever had any guns in my home. I would not like to hunt, though I do fish, camp and enjoy the outdoors in every season. I have been annoyed with hunters — bu t only the lawless ones who shine deer poach and trespass. I believe deer ! hunters follow the regulations set 1 by the DNR and appreciate the outdoors as I do. I do not mind opposing views on this issue, but first be aware of t he facts — then form a responsible opinion. ORCHARD COURTS APARTMENTS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT ! MODERN STUDIO, ONE AND TWO BEDROOM UNITS: • APPLIANCES • CARPETING • DRAPES • FURNITURE HEAT AN D WATER ALL ELE CTRIC PARKING LAUNDRY FACILITIES FROM $ 205.00 PER MONTH STUDENT SPECIAL STUDY I N COMFORT ! WE WILL COVER YOUR SEMESTER I I BOOK AND SUPPLY EXPENSE S UP TO $ 10 0. 0 0 WITH THI S COUPON OFFER LIMITED TO NON-RESIDENTS SIGNING A SEMESTER II, 1983 LEASE Offer expires Dec. 31, 1982 953 WOOD ROAD Model Apartment and Rental Office Hours Daily 1 p.m. - 6 p.m.. Sat. and Sun. 1 p.m. - 5 p.m. HARD RTS PHONE 553-9009 Professionally leased and managed by CERTIFIED PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, INC. "Serving Southeastern Wisconsin •* fnr.hm.Mnn V ™alcr®w Put on a dynamic, hilarious show nriuH^H in ?hpe°f e ,n the Comm Arts Theater last Tuesday. Ihn• fn?Awere an imPfovisational sketch, a slide kin • 5 iCau meeting and the lament of a test tube baby, pictured above, to the accompaniment of a mariachi band Events Art Addicts The Art Addicts will hold their next meeting on Wednesday, Dec. 1 at 1:00 p.m. in Comm Arts 129. and other scheduled activities will be discussed and Turkey Roast prizes will be awarded. T^°"e'"terested ""end. The Art Addicts need you (watch tor the celebration). IEH Anyone who attended the hThZL SeT"?ar on Nov 22 be interested in this: Resshuomuelds written by students will S critiqued and recommendations r/onSwvementswiiibemade^ a^Z : "P seminar Monday, .6 at 3 p.m. in Union 104 Thp SstudIe?nt ' wSisThinIgd to^ npermese nta nIy enC!?onm™ta.Dscied„tfc t5n in Greenquist D-115 at 1 p.m. on Monday, Nov. 29. Sponsored by the IEHA. 3 Dance Ensemble The Parkside Dance Ensemble will hold a dance workshop and demonstration performance in late March. Anyone interested in helping with the workshop or performance can stop by Comm Arte 140 on Monday, Wednesday, °r Friday from 1 - 2 p.m. from now jpt'l Dec. 1. Watch the Ranger for further announcements of exact dates and times. SICS . T h e P h y s i c s C o l l o q u i u m , Space Telescope — A New Era in Astronomy", listed in the Nov. 4 Ranger and originally scheduled for Nov. 17, has been rescheduled for Wednesday, Dec. 1. The speaker will be Daniel Schroeder, who is one of the two telescope scientists working on the Space Telescope project. Prof, ochroeder is a member of the Physics and Astronomy Department of Beloit College. His talk will be at 1 p. m. in Greenquist 230 on Dec. 1, and the public is invited. New M usic RANGER Wednesday, November 24,1982 ^mjvaj: A splendid time guaranteed for all by John Kovalic Well, not really enough room for another of my now infamous and debatable essays on life, the universe and everything, but enough time to wish you and yours all the best for this example of brevity in holidays. Quite a mix this week, and my sincere thanks to David Micheal for introducing me to "X," and to the two crazy Canadians for their copy of "Business As Usual." Ta, guys. (Any chance of some English goods from across the border? Tea? Anything?) Next week: the question I posed at the beginning of the series. Who is the five o'clock hero? Special Jam tribute cut - out - and - keep issue. Suitable for framing. Duran Duran Carnival (Capitol) Duran Duran are getting pretty well known on the dance circuits around the country. They have two albums and a string of inconsistently successful singles to their name. Their specialty — a hybrid of new - wave electronic dance music, labeled by some as "New Romantic" (one of the numerous factions seen to emerge from post - punk Britain). They established a reputation for being able to provide intelligent, powerful, danceable songs, and their popularity culminated with the release of the internationally successful "Planet Earth" single. Well, if you liked that, the "Carnival" mini - L.P. is certainly for you. Containing four new versions of songs available on the albums, "Carnival" is a nice sampler for those who do not wish to risk the price of a normal L.P. "Hungry Like the Wolf" is the first cut on side one, and here we have Duran Duran at their best. In my opinion, this single is even better than "Planet Earth." It is, as the cover says, a re - mixed, extended version of the passionate premier single from the new "RIO" album. Passion is really what it's all about, and I suppose certain factions could view the lyrics as being in bad taste, or even (dare I say the vord) sexist Comm Arts exhibits An exhibition of contemporary American prints from Landfall Press in Chicago will be featured in the Comm Arts Gallery, from Nov. 29 through Dec. 16. The exhibition will include a total of 33 etchings and lithographs by major contemporary artists including Philip Pearlstein, William T. Wiley, Claus Oldenburg, Robert Cottingham. Landfall Press has beena major print publishing studio for 12 years in the American art scene. The studio publishes limited edition fine art prints by many of the most important and influential figures presently working in American art today. Jack Lemon, director of Landfall Press since its establishment in 1970, will be on the Parkside campus for a gallery slide lecture and print studio demonstration on Wednesday, Dec. 1. The slide lecture, which is free and open to the public, will be at 2 p.m. in the Comm Arts Gallery, followed by a technical demonstration at 3:30 p.m. in the print studio, CA D-140. Lemon is a master printer and artist who specializes in lithography. He received a bachelor of fine arts degree from the Kansas City Art Institute and did graduate work in printmaking at the University of Nebraska. He also studied at the Tamarind Lithography Workshop in Los Angeles and at the University of New Mexico, Albequerque. His visit has organized by the art department and funded through an Exxon Corporation grant to Parkside. DURAN (aaargh), but, when taken in context, "Hungry Like a Wolf" turns out to be one of the best releases of the year. The next re - mix, an extended version of "Girls on Film," is the song which helped to establish the group. This is off their debut album "Duran Duran" and anyone who didn't catch the video really missed out. "Girls on Film" reached number four on the U.K. chart and paved the way for the group's later releases. "Hold Back the Rain," again originally from "RIO," keeps up the searing pace set by side one. Here the lyrics come to the foreground in a powerful rebuttal of standards and society. "So what if the words ain't rhyming, do you think that it's just a game? I probably didn't say that right, and I really don't give a damn." It may not rhyme, but it works. Lasting just under seven minutes, this is "Carnival's" longest track. "My Own Way" follows. This was the first British single from "RIO," reaching the top ten, although it never really made it to the American airwaves. All in all, "Carnival" is a terrific little album to have, unless you already possess a copy of "RIO," in which case you may still want the re - mixed versions of three of the strongest songs on the album. This is a dance album, and as such, is almost perfect. (Four out of five.) Men At Work Business As Usual (Columbia) The Australians are a funny lot, aren't they? (Or is that a racist statement?) I mean, the few bands that leave the sunny Sidney shores are either bloody awful (AC / DC) or really great (Split DURAN Enz). I include Men At Work as being in the latter category. These four Bruces have here one of the best debut albums I have had the pleasure of listening to in a long time. Initially better received in Canada than in the States, their singles have finally gotten the U.S. airplay they deserve. I must admit, however, that the fact that many FM stations tried to play "Who Can It Be Now" to death did not endear the group to me early on. Luckily, I persevered and heard the album. The sound is a mixture of Reggae, "two - tone" and an amalgamation of numerous other influences. The result is astounding. Not perfect, mind you, but for a first try it is remarkable. "Who Can It Be Now" is one of the weaker tracks on the album. In fact, it seems one of the most unlikely choices for a single possible when compared to cuts like "I Can See It In Your Eyes" or the latest single, "Down Under." When I first heard "I Can See It In Your Eyes," the thought that came to mind was that it sounded remarkably like the British two - tone group "The Beat," (a.k.a. "The English Beat") in their heyday. The parallels are there, but Men At Work seems to have avoided the pitfall of being caught up in their political moralizing, a fate that trapped the Brits. "Underground," "People Just Love to Play With Words" and "Be Good Johnny" are all excellent. In fact, amongst the ten tracks there aren't really any poor songs. The fact that such a new and original sound can be found is amazing enough. The fact that this sound can be commercially AN EVENING WITH MAYNARD FERGUSON AND UWP JAZZ ENSEMBLE PRESENTED BY Parkside Activities Board SUNDAY NOV. 28 Parkside P. E. Building 7-00 P.m. ADVANCE TICKETS A t $2.50 STUDENTS successful is remarkable, but the fact that the group that recorded it is a new group, you can come to your own conclusions. Three out of five. Under the Big Black Sun (Elektra) Contenders for the. "shortest name for a rock group" category at this year's Grammys, "X" is a four member band consisting of (wait for it) D.J. Bonebrake on drums, Exene Cervenka on vocals, John Doe on bass and vocals, and Billy Zoom on guitar, saxophone, clarinet and wolf howls. Another fine album, "Sun" takes us back to the '77 punk explosion, reminding us of the likes of the Buzzcocks, the Banshees, early Blondie, et. al. I keep telling myself I've seen it all before, and that this is an unnecessary album, but heckI, c an't help but like it. Maybe it's nostalgia for the late seventies, but I doubt it. This album possesses its own vitality, the cutting edge that many of the punk groups later lost. The subjects? Death, depression, booze, cheap sex, heavy drums and dirty guitar. Long has it been thaIt h ave seen a record sleeve as wonderfully messy as this one. The high point of side one is the title track, which bursts with vengence. The songs contain hate, revenge, and energy. Energy, in fact, probably defines the album best. It's so full of energy it makes other records look like they're standing still. The lyrics can't convey their meanings without the music, nor can the music survive without the cutting, biting vocals. A symbiotic relationship that survives and prospers. The high points of the album? "The Hungry Wolf" (not to be confused with a previously - covered single), "Motel in My Bed," "Riding With Mary," and "Come Back to Me," both dealing with the death of one of the members' sister, "Because I Do," "Blue Spark," "Dancing With Tears in my Eyes," a remake of a 1930 standard . . . hell, every song on this album is so refreshing — it should have been released in '78. "X", three men and a woman, have really got something here. Definitely a band I want to look at more closely. Three out of five. Its 8th Annual The eighth annual Arts and Crafts Fair, including such things as jewelry, pottery, needlework, Christmas decorations and woodworking, will be held at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside Main Concourse from 10:00 a. m. to 4:00 p. m. on Saturday, December 4, under sponsorship of the performing arts and lectures committee of the student Parkside Activities Board. There will be a movie provided for kids and live entertainment provided for the listening pleasure of others. In addition Union Square, which is located off the north entrance to the Union, and the Coffee Shop, which is located in Lower Main Place, will both be open to serve food and beverages. This event will prove to be one in which you will never forget. Bring your children, there is no admission charges what so ever. Wednesday, November 24, 1982 Burned up by CaaArrooll B urnfss e w helpful hints. . . The football strike is over. We ve already been treated to a few games, and things are back to normal. Or at least they should be — but eight weeks is a long time especially for compromised brain systems, such as pro - football players'. Chances are good that they have forgotten quite a bit. The smart coaches probably had re - training sessions for their players. Hopefully, the following information was included: Starting with fundamentals, THIS IS A FOOTBALL," the sessions wen t on . . . — The helmet is worn on the head. — A football jersey is not an athletically'- inclined bovine. — The pockets on your uniforms are not accessory wallets. — The digits on your shirts are not locker numbers. — The white lines on the field are ten yards apart. — Ten yards is about as long as two of your Lincolns. A pass is not just something done in a bar. — Clipping is not a haircut. — The creatures with the black and white stripes are not fugitive zebras. — A "split end" is not treated with shampoo. — A "tight end" does not refer to female anatomy. — Although they may have kept you in shape duri ng the strike, golf clubs are not allowed on these green surfaces. X's and O's are not a sign of affection from the coach. —The purpose of a huddle is not to tell dirty jokes. — A quarterback or halfback are not refunds. — A runningback has not forgotten something. — Cheerleaders are not to be tackled during the game. — A touchdown has nothing to do with duck feathers. — Half time is not a split wristwatch. — The team with the most points wins. "Hut! Hut!" is not a cry for pizza. There you have it. Let's watch for mistakes in the next few weeks to find if the re - training was successful. "Creepshow and horror by Rick Leuhr These days, most so - called horror movies are nothing but an endless series of violent, gory killings by a masked, deformed or crazed person armed with various and sundry sharp objects. It's hard to find a good horror film with a well thought out plot and a somewhat original idea behind it. I'm pleased to report that I have found such a movie. It's called "Creepshow." "Creepshow" is the brainchild of director George Romero ("Night of the Living Dead") and author Stephen King ("Carrie," "The Shining," et. al.). These two talented individuals decided that they wanted to create a film that brings back the feel and look of the comics. yy has humor 6 " 1950s EC horror con Honors Program offers classes TThhee HHoonnoorrss PPrrnocgrrraomm ,w„J1il1l 1b e . offering two classes for the Spring Semester. Both "Special Topics? Explaining Things" and "Honors Seminar: Imagination" are continuing on the themes of the current semester. "Explaining things involves professors of various disciplines explaining how they explain things in their field in an open discussion format. Some topics covered this semester include: "Why Leaders Have Difficulty Explaining What They Do" with Chancellor WILDLIFE O GOD. Guskin; "Explaining How Music Communicates Itself" with Professor Wegner; "Explaining Things From a Feminine Perspective" with Professor Peckand a session with Distinguished visiting scholar Douglas Hofstadter. The Spring Semester will continue with other Parkside faculty participating. Participation in the Fall class is not a prerequisite for joining the Spring class. Participating students have found this an excellent opportunity to explore topics they IS mite RNY fAEAMlkKx JV> LIFE? otherwise might not have been able to fit into their schedules Members of the "Imagination Seminar" this semester, directed by Professor Thayer, sponsored the visit of Parkside's first Distinguished Visiting Scholar, Douglas Hofstadter. In addition, Imagination" was discussed in relation to the theatre with Professor Van Dyke and Professor Pollack; in psychology with Professor Conrad; in sculpture with Professor Jansky and various other areas. Spring Semester plans include sponsoring two distinguished visiting scholars. The emphasis will shift to aspects of the every day world with guests and topics covering Imagination in law, health care, nursing, addiction, politics, sexuality, aging, human relationships and parenting. Anyone interested in more information should contact Professor Lee Thayer or the Honors Office. by John Kovalic O6\Jl00SLY Mor The film is divided into five separate stories. The first story is entitled "Father's Day." It tells the story of a family that gathers together each Father's Day, even though dear old dad is dead. Or is he? The next story is "The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verril." It stars Stephen King as a country bumpkin who sees a meteor crash in his field. Upon retrieving it, he figures to sell the meteor and gettings lots of money. What he gets is some green stuff, but it's not what he has in mind. The third story stars Leslie Nielsen and is entitled "Something to Tide You Over." In it, Nielsen portrays a man who figures out a unique way of disposing of his adultrous wife and her lover. He also watches them die via the magic of video. The next story, "The Crate," concerns a mysterious crate found under the stairs at a university, and a milquetoast professor's use of its con tents to rid himself of his boorish wife. The last story is "They're Creeping Up On You." E.G. Marshall stars as an eccentric millionaire who is obsessed with cleanliness. The story concerns his efforts to get rid of a few cockroaches. Did I say a few? Director Romero uses garish lighting and weird backgrounds to masterfully capture the look of frames from the comic books to which the film pays homage. One of the things that I admire in Creepshow" is the non - emphasis on gore. Don't get me wrong, there are a few fairly graphic scenes, but they are used sparingly. Also, "Creepshow" doesn t take itself too seriously. All of the stories show a great sense of humor by their makers and are very fun to watch. AD in aU, I found "Creepshow" to be entertaining, funny and quite creepy. If you want something other than the "mad slasher on the rampage," try "Creepshow"- you won't regret it. YOU ARE NOT ALONE AND YOU ARE NOT TO BLAME 9 llAIIIIIUVI BRAKY A LECTURE ON CHILD ABUSE, INCEST& RAPE PREVENTION 8ffh fit 8 p. m Union Clnonin St«donts-s2°° —boosts - *2M Tickets available at the Campus Union Information Centre ODltie &uieet &>t|oppe IN THE PARKSIDE UNION announces THINGS FOR YOUR HEALTHY SWEET TOOTH YOGURT • Peanuts • Raisins • Malted Milk Balls • Sesame Brittle • Bridge Mix CAROB • Peanuts • Raisins • Malted Milk Balls • Bridge Mix FRUITS & NUTS • Caribbean Delicacy • California Mix • Student Food • Sesame Seeds • Cashews • Blanched Peanuts • Spanish Peanuts • Pistachio Nuts SPECIAL WEEK Of'HOv! """ </> OFF CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER TRIANBLES Free screening to be held P "^2 ?f Iron'M the sixth film ii parkside S foreign film series will be shown in a free screening ?eC" 2 al12 p m- in the Unioi SITP ^ jree showing is oper to all Parkside students, faculty and staff However, the genera public will not be admitted. The film, which won the Grand Prize at the 1981 Cannes Film Festival, is a blend of fiction and documentary covering recent Polish history, including the government crackdown on SolidaHty.^Lech Walesa, former Ih?c ri , ° danty' appears in this film both as an actor and in newsreel footage. Filmed entirely in Poland, the film is a striking account of the turbulence in Poland between the labor party, the Catholic Church, and the Communist Party. < 10 a. m. - 4 p. m Daily r FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAINOFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. RANGER Wednesday, November 24, 1982 Contributed by John Monks Parkside Soccer Player One of the best seasons in Parkside's history has drawn to a close. Now is the moment when players, spectators and coaches look back and assess the accomplishments and shortcomings of the past season. When the team met for pre - season practice in mid - August, there were 15 returning lettermen —10 of t hose were starters. There were also several freshmen who would contribute greatly to the team: Jimmy Banks, Kim Jensen, Andy Buchanan and Mike Nowak. Coach Hal Henderson faced the tough task of taking these individuals and molding them Soccer Season Wrap Up edby bbeenncchheedd bbeeccaauussee ooff iinnijuurriieess . BRyv ^ . . putting this misfortune out of th eir minds and playing as a unit, the team won their next nine games 14 Regional Cham- JOHN MCNULTY Parkside's first loss was to Madison in the Chancellor's Cup on Oct. 1. This was the only loss of the regular season, which included winning over Northland College and Platteville for the BRAD FAUST together into a good winning team. The season started with a 2-0 victory over St. Scholastica but there were many games ahead and Henderson still had not found a starting line up he was looking for. As every season in every sport, a few'key players were ALAN GIBSON Park Vista Apartments 4219 Durund Avenue Spacious 2 bedroom apartment living. Only minutes from the Parkside campus . • • SPECIAL STUDENT RATES* *1 — $250 per month $260 pe r month wi th bus pa s s to Pa rks ide Rent Includes: — HEAT — APPLIANCES — CABLE T.V. — UNDERGROUND HEATED GARAGE AVAILABLE FOR MORE INFORMATION OR AN APPOINTMENT, CALL MON. THRU SAT9.- 6, SUN. 12-6 554-9092 District pionship. The next step for Parkside was to host Minnesota Champion, St. John, in the Area 5 playoffs. This game proved to be the best game of the season for Parkside, as they beat St. John's 2-0. The last game of the season was against Quincy which they were defeated 0-4. However the score does not show how close the game really was. John McNulty, Captain, A1 Gibson, Bob Newstrom, Brad Faust and Carlos Duchicela. "I think the things that made Shooting results PARKSIDE SHOOTING TEAM LEAGUE STANDINGS Parkside I 6-0 CMI 6-0 Marty's 5-1 National Guard 4-2 Paradise 4-2 Bodvens 4-2 Western 3-3 Railroad Products 3-3 Parkside I 2-4 Southway Supply 2-4 Hole Crew 2-4 Alfredo's 1-5 Colonial Liquor 0-6 BOB NEWSTROM Parkside ended its season with a 17-2-3 record — the best in Parkside's history. 17 different school records were broken. A few of these records were: — Most Goals in a Season: Jimmy Banks (14) — Most assists in a Season: Kim Jensen (13) — Most Assists in a Career: Bob Newstrom (22) — Most shutouts in a Season: Dan Ofperman (10) Not only is the season over, but also the careers for five players have also ended. These men are CARLOS DUCHICELA the team so good were the excellent freshmen and the maturity of the juniors and seniors," commented McNulty. Gibson is optimistic about the future of the soccer team. "The team should go nowhere but upward if they keep getting the good players as they have in the recent past." Newstrom feels that Parkside's future success is dependent primarily on the motivation of th e players. "If they have another good recruiting year they will continue to improve. But if the players that come here don't have the desire to win, the team won't progress." The season is over for this year, but the members are looking forward to next year and setting new goals. Good luck in the future! ••••••••• Sports Calendar MEN'S WRESTLING Nov. 27, Saturday, Northern Open at Madison, WI. WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Dec. 1, Wednesday, Lewis University, Away, 7 p.m. MEN'S BASKETBALL Nov. 27, Saturday, St. Xavier, Here, 7:30 p.m. ••••••••• Correction Last week The Ranger incorrectly reported Tori Murray as finishing 9th in the NAIA National meet Nov. 13 in St. Cloud, MN. Her correct place was 91st. SPRING BREAK - DAYTON A BEACH MARCH 11-20, 1983 *209 Complete VIA AIR-CONDITIONED, BATHROOM INCLUDES: O ROUND TRIP TRANSPORTATION EQUIPPED MOTORCOACH O 7 NIGHTS LODGING AT THE OCEAN - SIDE TEXAN HOTEL O FREE PARTIES & OTHER EXTRAS O FULLY ESCORTED THROUGHOUT O ALL TAXES 8. HO TEL GRATUITIES SIGN UP NOW PARKSIDE UNION OFFICE, RM. 209, 8 A.M. - 4:30 P.M. MON. - FRI. OR CALL 553-2200 Wednesday, November 24, 1982 Cross country ends season by Carol Kortendick Sports Writer Parkside's Women's Cross - Country ended their season by accomplishing their final team goal, which was placing in the top ten in the NAIA National meet held Nov. 20 at Parkside. Led by Debbie Spino's 16th place finish, the team finished 8th out of 25 colleges. Both Spino and Sue Meyer, who finished 25th, became All - Americans. Meyer' who narrowly missed All - American last week i n the NCAA National Championships, was running in the 27th place with 188 yards left. Her time was 19:08. Other runners were Dona Driscoll, 64th and 19:57; Karen Jacobsen, 87th in 20:21; Kathy DeBaere, 116th in 20:25; Jane Roczkowski, 123rd in 21:01 and Michelle Gross in 21:46. Coach Mike DeWitt felt the women reached their expectations not only in the NAIA, but also throughout the entire season. Debbie Spino, Sue Meyer and Dona Driscoll were major factors in the team's success, but the other members added the depth needed. These members were Karen Jacobsen, Jane Roczkowski, Kathy DeBaere, Michelle Gross, Tori Murray! Carol Romano, Linda Pfielstifer and Julie Johnson. DeWitt found continuous improvement in freshman Karen Jacobsen, who did not know she was coming out for the team until three days before official practice. "She ran better every time " commented DeWitt. DeWitt doesn't foresee any major changes for next year except replacing number one runner Debbie Spino. The team otherwise will be more experienced and ready for next year's competition. DeWitt is now preparing for the track season. Their first competition is Dec. 18. Milwaukee Happenings Iolanthe, this year's holiday Gilbert and Sullivan production performed by the Skylight Comic Opera Company, opens Wednesday, Dec. 1 at 7:30 p.m. in Vogel Hall. Other performances this week are on Friday and Saturday, Dec. 3-4, at 8:30 p.m. and Sunday, Dec. 5 at 7:30 p.m. in Vogel Hall. Tickets are $8.25 and $9.75. The Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra presents a Pops Concert featuring the music of American composer George Gershwin on Saturday, Dec. 4 at 8 YMCA parties Continued From Page Three 30" people present. The party was hosted by a team member who had a quarter barrel in his room. Dave Peterson, Dean of Student Life, said that although the YMCA has held a tolerant attitude toward drinking there, he said that the incident was "not acceptable behavior." Wicks concurred. "The policy since day one banned barrel beer and beer parties." The YMCA seems to be maintaining its attitude after the incident. Pederson said that while large parties will not be allowed, he said an individual's possession of alcohol would not be considered a violation of their rules. "The YMCA said they have no interest in searching people's rooms," he said. "It's the kind of thing that happens in any residence hall setting," Pederson said. He added that an effort was being made "ensuring that everyone has mutual respect for each other's rights." So far the administration has tacitly discouraged large parties since the incident. A party scheduled on Saturday for the basketball team was preempted by an extra practice that evening. Several team members believe the practice is a direct result of the last week's incident. Photo competition The Racine Art Association announces the judging for its biennial photography competition, Wisconsin Photography '83 at the Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts in Racine. Any person, 18 - years or older, who has been a resident of the State of Wisconsin within the past year may enter by submitting a portfolio of 10-12 prints for the consideration of the juror. For more information on the exhibition and a copy of the prospectus and entry forms, call 636-9177 or stop by during regular viewing hours, 1-5 p.m. seven days a week and 1-9 p.m. Monday and Thursday. The Wustum is located at 2519 Northwestern Ave. (Highway 38) in Racine. p.m. and Sunday, Dec. 5 a t 7:30 p.m. in Uihlein Hall. Pianist Steve Swedish is the guest soloist. Tickets range in price from $7.50 - $19. The third production of the Milwaukee Repertory Theater's 1982-83 season, The Glass Menagerie, opens Friday, Dec. 3 at 8 p.m. in the Todd Wehr Theater. John Dillon is directing Tennessee Williams' classic American play. Tickets range from $5 - $12. 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JEAN, Have you been having any pleasurable experiences singing lately? EVERYONE: Congratulate Kerry Meyer on no longer being a teenybopper. Happy 20 Kerry! It is good that you can still hold your liquor even if your kidneys can't. Party hardy. ENGLAND JOHN: Happy Birthday, your friend, Pat. HAPPY THANKSGIVING RANGER STAFF! TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: I love my alleged boyfriend. PAT MULLIGAN: don't go crazy! Houston isn't that far away - e d. JOHN KOVALIC: Let's have a picnic in the tubes. From the IVEBTEC. LIL BLOND HAIRED GIRL: If only we both weren'J so stubborn - Charlie Brown HAPPY BIRTHDAY to John K. He's a clever kind of guy. SEASON'S OPEN - w alk safely. OSCAR: Let's keep the Boom Boom Room all to ourselves on Friday, ILY - Bear. TO P.A.B.: You guys are the greatest! Joey. HA HA PETER MARTIN you're still here too, HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Intramurals in full swing At the end of the second week of play, 2 on 2 Basketball features a tight race for first place. Masters / Anderson is tied for the league lead with the Lee / Grochowski team. Since the two teams are matched for competition on Wednesday, December 1st, the third week of play will be critical to the league standings. Second place is currently held by Ruffert and McKenzie who hold a narrow 4-3 lead over Sylvester / Klofenstine. In Volleyball, 2 plus 2 again triumphed. They defeated the International Students 15-5, 15-7 for a lead in the competitive division. In the recreational group, the Winners captained by Greg Kitson defeated Poecioliid captained by Ed Randle by scores of 15-7, 15- 3 and 15-17. BASKETBALL PLAYOFFS On Saturday, November 27th the Supreme Court captained by Mike Kachichian will take on the Beer Gardens captained by Paul Charapata at 5:00 p.m. for the Pre - season Basketball Tournament Championship. The game is a preliminary game for the men's varsity home opener. Come out and cheer on your fellow students! Basketball season looks promising Patricia Cumbie There will be a fresh start for the Rangers in basketball this season. Only four of the team members this year are returning lettermen. Rees Johnson is the men's basketball coach this season. This is his first year as coach here at Parkside. Johnson plans on making Parkside a contender for the national tournament. Right now, at the beginning of the season, the team has much to cover. Since everyone is relatively new they will have to learn to work as a team. "We have to work on jelling, getting the team to become a unit," Johnson commented. The team's philosophy is changed, along with the defensive and offensive system. Rees stated, "I feel they will make their mistakes early in the season; and when this happens we will have to work on not losing confidence and concentration when adversity comes in." The goal for this season is to get ready for the national competition that will be held in Kansas City. By the middle of January, the THE TEAM works up a sweat. team should be in top form and prepared for the competition. Coach Johnson is also expecting some additional players to become eligible second semester. Tentatively the starting lineup will be: Freshman Jay Rundles; 6'3", Forward - Junior Tim Opps; 6'8", Forward - Sophomore Cornell Saddler; 6'3", Guard - Junior Brian Diggins; 6'3", Forward - Freshman Harlan Hill; 5'9", Guard. Johnson also expects the returning lettermen Greg Carlson, Tom Trotter and Ken Rudzinski to be of help in some situations. One of the players that will be eligible at semester is Erik Womeldorf. He is a 6'7" Center. He is from Minnesota where Rees himself is from. Rees commented, "I am looking forward to Erik's arrival, he has potential to add more to the team." Other players that should be promising are Joe Dalstrom, Todd Green and Darrel Jackson. Darrell will be eligible during second semester also. These men give the Rangers added depth. Johnson believes the season will be tough but exciting. He predicts Chicago State and Lewis College, both nationally ranked in the NAIA, to be tough. These teams will be starting men that have played last year also. Another tough game could be against North Michigan that has been coming up in their division. The rivalries with Green Bay and Eau Claire always prove to be hard won games. This weekend, November 27, the team will take on St. Xavier at 7:30. Johnson commented, "They are a good team, exciting and they play hard. We will have to do likewise to beat them. It should be an exciting opener." 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