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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document UnIVersity of W ger Thursday, October 21,1982 0.7 ~~~G.A:, ~~~~!~"p.a~es proposals and guidelines Editor decision will be sent hack to !be as~~portam COlllJIlltteea. far ruJea aDd by - 01 SOC aDd B. edu .. tiaUJ CIPilClIIlIIIIt* U a TbJ1!enew programs were Dean of Student Life. If a conflict made co.... t Life ~ ~ ~cy aDd R.C. pr""i 10 "" 15 abaII .... 1 iWubI_ lbra... 10 !D- ed by the PSGA, Inc. persists, the issue will be sent to A ro ncermng Umon.. be null aDd VOId lerfere IIh a .Iudenl·a of· ;:::al tbeir last meeting. Tbe the. Chancellor, or his I ber werl:"!bev~wa~ at !be. meeting Carla 1bomas. Vice - Cluur 01 fecllven.. on campu lhe deVtlopment of the Parkside designee to mediate the decision guideli ':;.f'IU>eS. The SOC. made tbeae COIDl1l<IIla about .Iudent iollal aervlce U do whal _ Advisory Board, tbe New and decide it. Tbe Chancellor's group:' C::;:rned =. by a the new. by - laws: "They are a they .. n to...... ... m1Dlml ... SIUdlDl organization Council by - designee cannot be the Ad- cl rif . ts to very solid foundation 10 build SOC the problem .. aJll1lle new Student Legal ministrator of the Union or any of a y questioned ISSUesWithin mlo the organWltion it'. - to An attorney wm be available to s.rvke. . . the Union's Administrative staff, rend..- .... I aDd ret...,..1 aervl "., Parkside Union Advisory The PUAB will he composed of 10 al! ud<n .. ho pay the lIudelll BaUd shaU be so in. the for- 12 members, 9 voting and 3 non _ 8eI'V1c:ea r u the Iype of .... lion, unplementation, and voting. The voting members will pr<Ib1em a Ilud<nl exeteda the ..,;ow IX the Parkside Union's consist of 1 person elected from ocope 01 the. service. addllional plII:i.1l will seek to promote the tbe PSGA Senate, 1person elected the ;':.::'~) be arra. f.... al I'IrUide Union's role in the from GSOC. 1 person elected from II I • ex .lhrouI\Ithe fIIlIIISandcommunity activities' Ranger, 1 person elected by PAB attorneys ,n the community that pdservi OOS • At the same time, it 1 person elected by Peer Support' ilia the gael of ~:::I::":= will seek to fulfiUthe educa tional 1 person elected from the AI. wmdirecnat l deJ~~) of iolla I -_. the U . 't lhr h A .. y rem"" ... .-. .... of .mversl y oug ssoclatlOn, 1 seat held by a atudenl' s DB. bul wm a'- IIle coope~a~lOn of ~arlOus faculty me~her selected by the act as an eduC8lional ...... 1eDce .... ents WIthin the Uruverslty Chancellor In consultation with 10 famWariJl,. lIud<nla III the community. the University Committee, and 2 .... 1 righla 10 bich they are "., nsponsibilities would in- student at large seats, one is to be entilled and the reapo.... "" dille reviewing policy and ad- elected in the Spring election and I... which they as dllJienl a~ _in the areas 01 Building use the other to be elected in the Fall held account&b~ • • bo , when, where); Prices; election. to 'eedl to " com.meated Pnsent Service; Food Service; The non - voting members wili Phil Pog~ba, P~ d nl Pro 1Idlities; Building Services; consist of the Dean 01 Student P.S.G.A. Senate meeting. - .. -- ...... Tempore of the SeDale •·.. m very e Relations; Special Life, or his I her designee; the elalfJd thai the SeDale Pu-llhla di..... At the beginning of Director of the Union, or his I her SOC.Through these new by -laws, be. I am extremely pleased with A1lhou1b I Iulew It had a lood eb semester, PUAB shall designee; and the Student Ac- the qualifications lor SOC them. and I'd liIte 10 thank aU of chance of I.... u.-oup ". and discuss the plans tivities Coordinator or his I her membership, the Chair respon- the Senators, SOC members. aDd paaaInc of Illl18rb the -S of a lot ted to tbe use 01 Union designee. sibilities, the Vice - Chair students who ..... ked lJO hard 10 of hard .......k, bul al the same ·ti... PAB functions In the During the meeting, Jim responsibilities, the duties 01 the revise and complete tbem bme, il mans lhe beatnniDll of a , but is not a function 01 the Kreuser, President of P.S.G.A., Executive Board, the duties 01 the They've done an excellenl job." whole trW era cf ark W m- Ine., said, "This will give the Secretary, the composition 01 The proposal for the PSGA, InC. have to gel .dmuu ratlve Inpul director 01 the Union a chance to Budget and Review, and the Student Legal service was also and then we'lI linilIb lip the bld hear student input, which I'm sure process of removal from office giv.... approval by the SeDate. The ding procou. II' lbroulIlI iD- he wants to hear. U's our money has all been clarified. purpose 01 this new service wID be tervtewo, pi the mltt. going into it. I leel it's a good to assist stud ....ts in Identifying up, and Implan t the aervl • committee, it needs to he formed. These rules will he implemented and resolving their legal problems hopefully by the md of lhIa I'm sure it will turn out to be a on November 15, 1982, and all so they can make the most of their semesler .. cialists look to reassert themselves here Ity Jennie Tunieicz aDd Bob Kle.ling Despite the fact that the ~in branch 01 the Socialist ="""alic party currently has ... 'Ill "card carrying" members =- about 2,000 lellow travelers, Ingbretson, head of the JlUty in Wisconsin believes tbe -. rigbt lor the movement to ..... Itself politically. !agbretaon said that the party ~ not i~t....d to have any ltu dates m !be 1984 elections, lIfttthat !be party should be able to ,~ a,stale ticket in 1986. Sod lis 86, I would like to see a Iar a t Democratic candidate ... Iov.ernor,lieutenant governor, .. "::,' attcrney general and as ry IX slate. Meetings such lite wbatwe:vedone here today are IIlI'begthaInrungs 01 building a hase t," he said. tIte~ rn<;etinghere Saturday was ID u.:,rat ma number 01 meetings Racme / Kenosha area to reestablish the party. Ingbretson said !bat he would like to see separate local organizations set up in the two towns, but "would not mind a joint movement. " Former Milwaukee mayor Frank Zeidler spoke 01 the "high human cost of capitalism" when he outlined his party's platform. He listed some 01 the socialist's achievements that, he said, have since been adopted by the major parties. He said the Socialist Democrats were leaders in the field of unemployment compensation, much occupational safety and health legislation, and reform m the areas of social welfare, "The idea of socialism is tha t people working together cooperatively can prodUce more for the good of societ~ .!ban everyone acting 00 ~n mclivu:lual basis to promote theIr own self - interest," said Zeidler. Fall Blood Drive Tbe Bl od Soutbeastern Wisconsin at Sou 0 Center 01 t !be thea.tem Wisconsin will hold adequate levels. About 80 ~3 ...._~arkside Fall Blood Drive of these units come from e P ·.-rn'y, Nov.2,from 9a.m. -3:30 blood drives, such as the one :: on Uruon 104 Thi Parkside. The other 20 perce in bh.cs dri . s is a walk - comes Irom donors who go .to~ IlOt ve - appointments are ti n Ileceeaary. Blood Center's Driving Sta :- I ~ donors are extremely Milwaukee, Waukesha, cme :,,_t to the Blood ce t and Kenosha. . Aiti>roli. n er. The Fall Blood Drive I. spun- ... :,"le1y 400 pints IX blood d by the student Health __ collected every day I.·n sore f Sci- Club -- to keep the supply In Center and the Li e ~-- . ~~~:~~~:~~:~:~:~:~;~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~~~~~~~;~~~~~~~~~;~~~~~~~~~;~~~;~;~~~;~:~~~~~:~~~~~~~~t~~~~~tttttt~~~~~Ir~tt~~t~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JAMES INGBRETSON Currently. tbe Socialist Democratic party is gene~ali,Y trying 10 redistribute the naUoo s wealth among the working class. one of their central tenets specifically, the party advocates employm ....t by. the government when private industry lails 10 provide jobs, more empbastS 00 social servIces spending, rather than speodin!I by the militarY, and a centraUzed bealth care system. 'The party a nuclear treeze and envirOllffi taI proteetiCJll as impcrtaDt _ as well. speaking of the. ad- rninisb'ation'. efforts to sbif1 the nati... •• wcrkfcrce into Ijgher technology fields. Ingbretaoo saM!- ''reeducati ... of the .... an- t have any effect." He also spdte of the importance of the party having specific political goal.. rather than becoming lost 10 their own ideology, as has happened m the pasl. At pr..... l. the allsl Democratic party'. goal In RaCIl1e and Kenooha Counties Is 10 set up locals .. hich .. ould acl a clearinghouses of Informatioo AI.o .t~ ed was th 1m· pcrtance 01. speaking 001 on local issues Ingbret_ said thaI If the SociallSl DemocraUC Party makes Its opinions known to the community. the party "";lIb-.,n to be Vlewed a. a nable politi.. , alternative He also t~ lhe Impcrlance of fact.. 1 reporting by lhe medIa Ingbretson said the al Democral1c Party \lioas ... ry Women s esourc Day Women Resource Day has been set asIde to Inform sludenls 01 Ib variou organiutlo and ervlc ava lab Ie to them In lhe commwuly as "-ell on campos The da (IOIl1 10 help .tudents fiDd out who 10 II' 10 if the) are 10 need of a sen'lce Tbe program wUI com_ all p.m aDd last until 3 p.rn 011Wedneada)', OCt. 27 Within the two hoon. ud<nts wID be able to slop, aaIr. quostiOll5 and gam informa 00 from the representatives of organaalioas ER ~'s not~ There's a lot here allOlher name. A real name And he d . Don'1 forget aboul\be Women's R ree 08), Wednesday Oct. 27' A lot of orgaruzabons will be present at UlIs event 10 help tudent realize all that is a,.. Uable to help \bern in a lime of need From 1 until 3 p.rn. 00 \be 27th. uden ... ,11 have the op- porIWUty 1.0 learn more about all of ~nizalions n londa)· night, Ihe lards Chamber Orcheslra appeared at Parltside for a one u ooIy formance For lhose who " ..... fortUlUlteenough 10 see It II " .. lhe opportunit) of a ill time. The exactness and perfccllOO that \be group offered Incredible. TIlere was more to .1 than lust the perfect sound hough II....... if \be orchestra real1) enjo)ed what \bey had I~ eifel' E\en U the audience had not mJO. ed \be performance, the people dolng \be performing were haV\ll8 a good ume; \bey really ed "hal \bey were doing. 11 made a big dUference. laybe lhat the mee part about live performance The audience can really feel tbe emotloo that goes J.n,lo lt To be ho I. who ...ould have ever lhougbl thai uch an ex- <ellent show could be put 00 here atour\-erYOVin Parkside'?~'? Wh~ 'CIUId have thoughl a group nown mternatlenally for its grand performance would have mad a SlOpO\'er for a Parkside ~rformance't Throughout the erm 00 people in \be crowd and arow>d ml seal Ialked aboul the Ide vartety of things P de orrer From sports 10 Ranger accaJli1 stories, Original Format The type of object, such as painting, sculpture, paper, photo, and additional data University of Wisconsin - Parkside Thursday, October 21, 1982 P.S.GA. Senate passes proposals and guidelines by Pat Hensiak Editor Three new programs were approved by the PSGA, Inc. Senate at their last meeting. The development of the Parkside Union Advisory Board, the New Student Organization Council by - laws, and the new Student Legal Service. The Parkside Union Advisory Board shall be so in the formulation, implementation, and review of the Parkside Union's policy. It will seek to promote the Parkside Union's role in the campus and community activities and services. At the same time, it will seek to fulfill the educational goals of the University through the cooperation of various elements within the University and community. The responsibilities would include reviewing policy and advising in the areas of B uilding use (who, when, where);- Prices; Present Service; Food Service; Facilities; Building Services; Public Relations; Special Promotions. At the beginning of each semester, PUAB shall review and discuss the plans related to the use of Union Facilities. PAB functions in the Union, but is not a function of t he Union. All recommendations of the PUAB will be sent to the Dean of Student Life for consideration. In the case of a conflict between the PUAB, the issue will be reconsidered by the PUAB and upon a 2/3 vote of the entire PUAB a decision will be sent back to the Dean of Student Life. If a conflict persists, the issue will be sent to the Chancellor, or his / her designee to mediate the decision and decide it. The Chancellor's designee cannot be the Administrator of the Union or any of the Union's Administrative staff. The PUAB will be composed of 12 members, 9 voting and 3 non - voting. The voting members will consist of 1 person elected from the PSGA Senate, 1 person elected from GSOC, 1 person elected from Ranger, 1 person elected by PAB, 1 person elected by Peer Support, 1 person elected from the Alumni Association, 1 seat held by a faculty member selected by the Chancellor in consultation with the University Committee, and 2 student at large seats, one is to be elected in the Spring election and the other to be elected in the Fall election. The non - voting members will consist of the Dean of Student Life, or his / her designee; the Director of t he Union, or his / her designee; and the Student Activities Coordinator or his / her designee. During the meeting, Jim Kreuser, President of P.S.G.A., Inc., said, "This will give the director of the Union a chance to hear student input, which I'm sure he wants to hear. It's our money going into it. I feel it's a good committee, it needs to be formed. I'm sure it will turn out to be a very important committee as far as Student Life goes on policy made concerning the Union." Approved also at the meeting were the new SOC Guidelines. The guidelines were developed by a group of concerned students to. clarify questioned issues within rules and by - laws of SOC an d B. and R.C. previous to Nov. 15 shall be null and void. Carla Thomas, Vice - Chair of SOC, made these comments about the new by - laws: "They are a very solid foundation to build SOC into the organization it's meant to P.S.G.A. Senate meeting. Photo by Masood Shafiq SOC. Through these new by - laws, the qualifications for SOC membership, the Chair responsibilities, the Vice - Chair responsibilities, the duties of the Executive Board, the duties of the Secretary, the composition of Budget and Review, and the process of removal from office has all been clarified. These rules will be implemented on November 15, 1982, and all be. I am extremely pleased with them, and I'd like to thank all of the Senators, SOC members, and students who worked so hard to revise and complete them. They've done an excellent job." The proposal for the PSGA, Inc. Student Legal Service was also given approval by the Senate. The purpose of this new service will be to assist students in identifying and resolving their legal problems so they can make the most of their educational opportunities. If a legal problem threatens to interfere with a student's effectiveness on campus, the student legal service will do what they can to resolve or minimize the problem. An attorney will be available to render legal and referral services to all students who pay the student services fee. If the type of problem a student has exceeds the scope of the service, additional services may be arranged for, at the student's expense, through the attorneys in the community. It is the goal of this service that direct delivery of legal services will not only remove or resolve student's concerns, but will also act as an educational experience in familiarizing students with the legal rights to which they are entitled and the responsibilities for which they, as citizens, are held accountable. "Needless to say," commented Phil Pogreba, President Pro Tempore of the Senate, "I'm very elated that the Senate passed this. Although I knew it had a good chance of going through. The passing of it marks the end of a lot of hard work, but at the same time, it marks the beginning of a whole new era of work. We now have to get administrative input and then we'll finish up the bidding process, go through interviews, get the committee set up, and implement the service, hopefully by the end of this semester." Socialists look to reassert themselves here by Jennie Tunieicz and Bob Kiesling Despite the fact that the Wisconsin branch of the Socialist Democratic party currently has only 70 "card carrying" members and about 2,000 fellow travelers, James Ingbretson, head of the party in Wisconsin believes the time is right for the movement to reassert itself politically. Ingbretson said that the party does not intend to have any candidates in the 1984 e lections, but that the party should be able to offer a state ticket in 1986. "In '86, I would like to see a Socialist Democratic candidate for governor, lieutenant governor, treasurer, attorney general and secretary of state. Meetings such as what we've done here today are the beginnings of building a base for that," he said. The meeting here Saturday was the first in a number of meetings in the Racine / Kenosha area to reestablish the party. Ingbretson said that he would like to see separate local organizations set up in the two towns, but "would not mind a joint movement." Former Milwaukee mayor Frank Zeidler spoke of the "high human cost of capitalism" when he outlined his party's platform. He listed some of the socialist's achievements that, he said, have since been adopted by the major parties. He said the Socialist Democrats were leaders in the field of unemployment compensation, much occupational safety and health legislation, and reform in the areas of social welfare. "The idea of socialism is that people working together cooperatively can produce more for the good of society than everyone acting on an individual basis to promote their own self - interest," said Zeidler. He also spoke of t he importance of the party having specific political goals, rather than becoming lost in their own ideology, as has happened in the past. At present, the Socialist Democratic party's goal in Racine and Kenosha Counties is to set up locals which would act as clearinghouses of information. Also stressed was the importance of speaking out on local issues. Ingbretson said that if the Socialist Democratic Party makes its opinions known to the community, the party will begin to be viewed as a viable political alternative. He also stressed the importance of factual reporting by the media. Ingbretson said the Socialist Democratic Party, was very interested in attracting new members, but made it clear that any socialist movement must be a community effort. "When you join the party," he asid, "we expect that you will support it, not necessarily financially, but that you will come to our meetings and contribute intellectually to our movement." "For example," he added, "if 1 was running for some statewidt office, the people of Racine and Kenosha locals would support mj candidacy and circulate petitions to get me on the ballot, or woulc work on my behalf to build £ presence for the campaign." "We do assume that when yoi join the movement, you do it witl the commitment to support it,' Ingbretson said. Fall Blood Drive The Blood Center of Southeastern Wisconsin will hold the Parkside Fall Blood Drive Tuesday, Nov. 2, from 9a.m. -3:30 p.m. in Union 104. This is a walk - in blood drive — appointments are not necessary. College donors are extremely important to the Blood Center. Approximately 400 pints of blood must be collected every day in order to keep the supply in Southeastern Wisconsin at adequate levels. About 80 percent of these units come from mobile blood drives, such as the one at Parkside. The other 20 percent comes from donors who go to The Blood Center's Driving Stations in Milwaukee, Waukesha, Racine and Kenosha. The Fall Blood Drive is sponsored by the Student Health Center and the Life Science Club. Photo by Masood Shafiq JAMES INGBRETSON Currently, the Socialist Democratic party is generally trying to redistribute the nation's wealth among the working class, one of their central tenets. Specifically, the party advocates employment by the government when private industry fails to provide jobs, more emphasis on social services spending, rather than spending by the military, and a centralized health care system. The party sees a nuclear freeze and environmental protection as important issues as well. Speaking of the administration's efforts to shift the nation's workforce into higher technology fields, Ingbretson said, "reeducation of the workers won't have any effect." Women's Resource Day Women's Resource Day has been set aside to inform students of the various organizations and services available to them in the community as well as on campus. The day's goal is to help students find out who to go to if they are in need of a service. The program will convene at 1 p.m. and last until 3 p.m. on Wednesday, Oct. 27. Within the two hours, students will be able to stop, ask questions and gain information from the representatives of organizations. The organizations planning to attend are: Alumni and Placement, American Cancer Society, Child Care Center, Community Student Services, Health Center, Peer Support - Students Helping Students, Adult Crisis Center, Alcohol and Drug Center, Bread and Roses, Family Planning of Racine, Family Services of Racine, Kenoshans Against Sexual Assault, Life Right of Kenosha, Manpower Temp. Service, Planned Parenthood of Kenosha, Women's Horizons of Kenosha, Women's Resource Center of Racine, Youth and Family Services, WIC and YWCA. Take some time to stop and talk on the 271111 2 Thursday, October 21,1982 RANGER Editorial Make them pay The United States government finally seems to be doing something about all those people who have failed to repay their college loans. Many students have a problem obtaining a government student loan, simply because there is very little left in the pot to dish out due to the fact that many people have neglected to repay their loans. The people who have received loans in the past have an obligation to pay back what was once given them. Many of them wouldn't be in their present positions if they had not been given loans when they were in school. By abusing the privilege of a college loan, it is only made more difficult for the present college students to fight through today's loan program. Maybe by threatening these people with lawsuits, or reclaiming their cars, an example can be set to make others fulfill their obligation to repay their loans. Education Secretary Terrel Bell said his department will start to dock the pay of employees who have failed to repay student loans. The crackdown at hand is overdue, and certainly necessary. When it comes time for the people presently receiving loans to pay them back, maybe it won't be such a chore for the government to receive what is rightly theirs to loan out again. Letters to the editor To the Editor: On September 30,1982, Congress renewed the Endangered Species Act for three more years. They appropriated $38 million dollars for the act, which was renewed one day earlier than expected. The wishes of the people have presided once again, for the Reagan administration had only wanted to renew the act for one year. Parkside students contributed to the renewal of the Endangered Species Act by signing petitions supporting the legislation. Thanks to Jim Kreuser, Phil Pogreba, and other members of PSGA, those petitions were printed and distributed around Parkside and other United Council campuses in the University of Wisconsin system. A special thank you should go to Pat Hensiak, editor of Parkside's Ranger, for handling the mailing of the petitions. And of course, all the people who cared enough to sign the petition must be included in another big THANK YOU. C.B. and the animals Kovalic criticized To the Editor: Sexism has struck the Ranger in the form of the poisonous pen of John Kovalic. This person in his satire on "Life at Ranger Hall" has asked this question: "How long does it take for the first female to shack up on the male floor?" In asking this question he is placing women in the role of sex objects and expressing his own egotism. His question is not only sexist, distasteful and insulting, it is also anti - humanist. His remark is an insult, not only to the women of this campus, but to the men also. His crass reference to personal relationships may reflect his own biases, but I doubt that the majority of the students at Parkside have such a synical attitude toward their own relationships. Since sexism and racism are usually two sides of the same coin, I have to wonder whether or not his next 'satire' will spew forth this poison as well. In a time when many people are expending a great deal of energy trying to work out such difficulties as human inequality, Kovalic's question seems totally repugnant. His attitude is degrading to himself as well as o thers. I can only suggest Kovalic give up his diet of beer and tortilla chips, confine himself to bread and water and then return, pen in hand, to whatever rock he crawled out from under. M.E. Marten Writer's reply John Kovalic replies: I am sorry that one comment of my last article, labeled, by the way, as SATIRE, was taken so very seriously. However, I must state my repugnance as being labeled both a sexist and, for some unknown reason, a racist. I was extremely surprised, to say the least, that someone could assume so much on the basis of one humorous comment, and then act as judge and jury in condemning me as an anti - humanist. Maybe I could reply that Ms. Martin is perhaps an anti - humorist? But I will not sink to her level of mud - slin ging, and I shall assume that the above letter was written in the heat of the moment. If Ms. Martin had ever lived in a dorm, she should have been able to have seen the humor in the article. Incidently, both female and male residents of the YMCA told me they thought the article was both well presented and very funny. Probably the one accurate fact in the leter is that I am an egotist. Anybody has to be to have work published. However, to brand me as sexist, anti - humanist and racist, and then to stoop to such a personal, immature and almost infantile level of attack just makes me wonder if she is perhaps as biased as those she purports to fight. In conclusion, next time you read an article of mine, Ms. Martin, I suggest you think about it, get your facts right, then try to appreciate it in the light of how it was written. (Also try to get my name correct, please.) John Kovalic r^.K WIFE, TWO KIDS TO SU PPORT _ IT CAN BE DIFFICULT WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF A JOB. BUT IT'S ESPECIALLY HARD WITH POLITICIANS LIKE SENATOR PRQXMIRE[ in government.. [vote SCOnWCALUJM FOR SENATE^ I CONCERNED ABOUT UNEMPLOYMENT, fj , ftFT H15( BROTHER. A JOB. ^ kTOU SEE, JOHN'S MY BROTHER-J^ * r«**vT ? MCCALLUM SENATE PAID FOR SY WENOS AND FAMILY OF SCOTT NA CCAU-UM> HIS MOTHER, TREASURER •WBA Editor's notes There's a lot here by Pat Hensiak Editor The ball seems to be rolling rather smoothly through the semester. There hasn't been a war, and people seem to be trying to get along. P.S.G.A. has been working quite diligently on passing what is necessary, and making the school a more functional place for those who frequent it. They passed two proposals, and one new set of guidelines this past week. Of course, that doesn't mean that the proposals or the guidelines are totally functional, but at least it's a start. They seem to be moving in a positive direction. People are doing new things. Bruce Preston has just started his new column. This week he features a woman he just met, and relates her personal experiences to the labels we often put on people. I'm sure Bruce will introduce a lot of interesting people through his columns. People who have something to offer without really knowing it. The soccer team hasn't been doing anything new this week, they're still winning. They locked out Northland this past week 9-0. The soccer team is still nationally ranked, in the top 10. The Socialist Democratic Party has been making an attempt to start a chapter here on campus, story on page 1. If you're interested in the Socialist Democratic party — get involved. People are having a bit of a problem with John Kovalic's writing. He is most certainly a satirical writer. More than not, his articles are fiction, with the intention of trying to find some bit of humor in a particular subject. John does an article this week on the famous "Dartman." For over a year I knew this man only as "Dartman." It came to me in a dream one night, that his parents couldn't have possibly named him that. As the editor of this paper I realized that Dartman must have another name. A real name. And he does. Don't forget about the Women's Resource Day, Wednesday Oct. 27! A lot of organizations will be present at this event to help students realize all that is available to help them in a time of need. From 1 until 3 p.m. on the 27th, students will have the opportunity to learn more about all of these organizations. On Monday night, the Netherlands Chamber Orchestra appeared at Parkside for a one time only performance. For those who were fortunate enough to see it, it was the opportunity of a lifetime. The exactness and perfection that the group offered was incredible. There was more to it than just the perfect sound though. It was as if the orchestra really enjoyed what they had tr offer. Even if he t audience had not enjoyed the performance, the people doing the performing were having a good time; they really liked what they were doing. It made a big difference. Maybe that's the nice part about live performance. The audience can really feel the emotion that goes into it. To be honest, who would have ever thought that such an excellent show could be put on here, at our very own Parkside??? Who would have thought a group known internationally for its grand performance would have made a stopover for a Parkside performance? Throughout the intermission, people in the crowd and around my seat talked about the wide variety of things Parkside offers. From sports to fine arts, from on - campus student organizations to a broad build of community events. The biggest problem is arousing the interest of the people who attend Parkside daily. They seem to be the hardest to please. Never quite satisfied with what this University offers. It really does offer a lot, but people have to look for it. They have to discover their interests. Finding interests is part of the whole experience. Maybe find a friend to share the interests with. Go ahead — find a rief nd and an interest, and learn all about the things Parkside has to offer. Ranger accepting stories, poems Are you a creative person? Do you like to write? Is your life illuminated through the reading and writing of poetry and prose? Can you spell your name? If so, then bring your short stories and poetry to the Ranger office. We just might print what you write. Yes, that's right. In this very Feature Section we plan to publish short stories and poetry by Parkside students every couple of weeks. All we need are the stories and poems from you. The guidelines for submissions follow: 1) All submissions should be typed, double - spaced. (They don't have to be, but it would be nice) 2) All submissions should include your name and phone number. We don't have to print your name with your story, but we Continued On Page Three Regents approve tuition hike The University of Wisconsin Board of Regents approved a budget proposal Oct. 8 calling for tuition hikes of up to $95 in the next two years for resident undergraduate students. The budget proposal must still be approved by the state Department of Administration and the legislature. The proposal, submitted by the U.S. system administration, calls for a tuition increase of $50 - 60 for 1983-84 and $30 - 35 fo r 1984-85 in resident undergraduate tuition. Some of the Regents expressed concern with the traditional student contribution of 25 perce nt of the university budget. The precedent was affected in 1980, when the state's fiscal condition prompted students to pay a surcharge. This year students contribute 27.3 percent of the university budget, and the 1983-85 budget request calls for a 27 percent contribution by students. "The reduction of tuition levels from 27.3 percent to 27 percent is certainly a step in the right direction," remarked Scott Bentley, president of the United Council of U.W. Student Governments. "But this is a very small step. At this rate, assuming tuition levels were reduced by .3 percent each biennium, the University will have returned to the 25 pe rcent level by 1995." 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The RANGER defamatory content Pr,Vllefles in re,us '"9 P"nt letters which contain false or RANGER Thursday, October 21,1982 3 Clinic People on Campus treats eating disorders by Jennie Tunkieicz Eating disorders, such as compulsive overeating, anorexia nervosa and bulimia are serious dilemas for many teenagers and young adults. The Family Therapy and Research Institute in Kenosha can help people overcome these problems. The institute is primarily funded through a contract with Kenosha County where area families are referred for consultation and therapy. Karen Schultz, a social worker, and Ed Jessee, a clinical psychologist, staff the organization. Both have had previous experience in working with eating disorders. Anorexia, which is the most publicized disorder, is where a person abstains from eating. Often, an anorexic has a distorted image of his or her self and believes they need to lose weight — even when they have reached a very thin and emaciated state. Most recently people are becoming aware of bulimia. This disorder is characterized by a binge and purge pattern where the person over - eats then regurgitates or takes laxatives to remove food from their system. Bulimia can cause physical complications. Continued vomiting causes acids to come up Security through the asophogus which breaks down tissues and can also rot teeth. "I think the reason bulimia has taken longer to become recognized is because it is a more secretive problem," said Schultz, "and it can be kept a secret even from family members." No single factor creates these problems. These problems can occur in anyone. "We as an outfit tend to take a contextual view of problems. What often leads to these problems is a feeling of n ot being in control," Schultz said. "We try to help the individual by looking at their situation and helping them gain more control over their life so they won't have to resort to such drastic measures," she added. Schultz feels that culture promotes these problems because of the strong emphasis on food, eating and weight control. Also, families with many rituals involving food can make these problems more prevalent. The treatment process used by the institute is to meet with the individual and their families. "The family can help the person change their situation," said Schultz. "We look for the important people and other factors in their environment that might be affecting and creating these problems," she added. Schultz concluded, "It may begin to feel like it is impossible to stop this pattern of eating, but it is not something that can't be changed. We believe that by helping the person change their situation and context of their life the problem can be stopped." Law school rep to speak here Professor Dan Morrissey from the University of Tulsa Law School will be visiting UW - Parkside on Thursday, October 28 at 10:30 in Molinaro 367. He is interested in talking to students interested in attending the University of Tulsa Law School. All interested students should contact Prof. Sue Strickler in Moln. 263 or at 553-2600 for further information. With fire, preparation is the by Vincent Gigliotti Fire! The mere thought of fire may cause fear in even the strongest of individuals. Fire is a very traumatic experience for anyone involved. Safety of the individual is by far the major concern during a fire. Property is replaceable, people are not! Although Parkside has never had a major fire, that does not mean that we are not prepared. Fire Protection Procedure manuals are distributed to all faculty. The Somers Fire Department makes regular visits to the campus to keep their personnel aware of bu ilding locations and layout. Custodial personnel are informed of their duties in aiding people evacuate the buildings. All faculty and staff should be aware of the procedures involved in case of f ire. But what should you, the student, know and be aware of in case of a fire? Because of the varied times and places students are on campus, fire drills would be impractical. It is the responsibility of each student to be aware of his or her surroundings. As you attend classes, be conscious of the locations of the nearest exits, stairs, fire alarm pull boxes and fire extinguishers. Every student should be aware of these, wherever they are on campus. It only takes a minute to locate the nearest exit if you plan ahead. In an emergency, panic may make finding an exit more Ranger accepting stories, poems Continued From Page Two might have to get in touch with you about your submission, so include your number. 3) Short stories should be just that — short. Preferably no more than ten typed pages. 4) This is not a contest — nothing will be judged. This is simply an opportunity for students to have their creative literary efforts published in the Ranger. 5) Ranger reserves the right to select submissions, but we'll probably print anything you have to offer. 6) There is no deadline — I pl an to run stories and poems all year, but to have something considered Continued On Page Five difficult. If you notice a fire starting, pull the nearest fire alarm box. If an office is nearby, tell someone to call Security. If you are near a phone that is safe from the fire, call Security. Give the location of the fire, building and room number, if possible. Inform anyone you see of the fire and evacuate the building. If there are no phones available, pull the fire alarm and leave. There are people in each building who are instructed to call Security when they hear an alarm. Once you hear a fire alarm, evacuate the building immediately. Don't stop to pick up personal belongings. Property can be replaced. Once outside the building, never go back until so instructed. People are often injured returning to a burning building. When you are outside, stay away from the building until the all - clear signal is given. When evacuating a building use the stairs, never an elevator. The fire may stop the electricity to the elevator, leaving you trapped inside. Orderly evacuation is much faster than mass confusion. If there is smoke in the hallway, stay near the floor. If t he stairs on one side of the building are blocked, proceed to the other side of the building. If you are in a wheelchair, try to get near the stairs. Do not place the wheelchair in the center of th e by Bruce R. Preston Too many people today suffer from the all - too - easy disease of labeling others because of their beliefs or outside appearances. "Handicapped", "Woman" and "single parent" are just a few labels stuck onto Elizabeth Perry, yet she transcends mere description and most definately any of the se petty, superficial tags many people place upon her. Elizabeth is a junior with a communication and psychology double major. She'd like to work with organizational behavior with an emphasis on marketing. At home, she is raising a bright, talented 15 - year - old daughter named Lisa. Lisa is, according to her mother, being brought up in a very democratic environment which is not unlike that of her own. As I talked with Elizabeth I came to realize that she defies any traditional label through her constant state of change, which she equates with growth. "Staying the same frightens me more than anything else," she commented. "I really find life exciting," she continued, "especially the challenges." Not only does she want to experience the daily key stairs, stay to one side. Someone running to the stairs may knock you down the stairs. Anyone who comes across a disabled person should take the time to assist them in getting out of the building. Be alert for the signs of a fire. Don't become complacent! Not every fire alarm is a false alarm. The time you don't leave the building could be a real fire and you could be trapped inside. challenges but she wants to leave her mark. "I have to know I'll make a difference or you couldn't even get me out of bed in the morning." School is important to Elizabeth, not only for the academic reasons but because it offers everyone a chance to escape their social tag. "Your label can really be lost here," she remarked. "You become a new person facing new problems." When away from school, she enjoys old movies, jazz, rock, classical music, gardening and getting zany. She likes things to be controlled to some extent yet welcomes surprises. "We all have a searching need for stability," she stated. "Yet, we need to change in order to grow." It is this delicate mixture of stability and change which characterizes and becomes Elizabeth. "Sometimes you find out something you always thought was important was just superficial," she said. "You constantly have to refocus and re-evaluate your values." "I may stop fluctuating," she said in reference to growing old, "but I will always leave myself open to change." Sure she's just another face in the hall, but it's her dynamic independence, her love for life, and her active refusal to conform to social labels that make Elizabeth Perry stand out in the crowd. PARIS-LONDON Dec. 26,1982-Jan. 10,1983 Cost: $1335 Includes: All transportation, meals, lodging, tours, university credit. Contact: Dr. Peter DiNeglio Dept. of History UW - Platte ville Platteville, WI53818 Or Call (608) 342-1784 Computer Center INFORMATION SESSIONS The Computer Center has scheduled three information sessions for students, faculty and staff who use UW - Parkside's Instructional and Research Timesharing System (PIRTS) or the IBM academic computing system. The main idea of the sessions is to make available regular times when users can get together informally with the Center's Operations Manager, Academic Consultant and Systems Programmer and discuss users' questions, suggestions and concerns. The 2nd and 3rd sessions will be held in the MOLN - 111 faculty lounge on: WEDNESDAY, OCT. 27, 1 -2:30 p. m. MONDAY, NOV. 22,9 - 10:30a. m. Students, faculty and staff are encouraged to attend any or all of the sessions. Capitol's low fares "What a break!" Whe r ever we fly we have the lowest unrestricted fares. That means no advance purchase, no minimum stay. 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We are also looking forward to our special speaker Lazaro Uribe, who will be with us Wednesday, Nov. 3, to speak on "The Sting of Death." Dance Ensemble The Parkside Dance Ensemble workouts will be Monday, Wednesday and Friday starting at 1 p.m. The room has been changed to Comm Arts 140. The Ensemble is open to all students, staff and faculty. Participants are advised to wear dance attire. Physics Colloquium John Jones, a Parkside physics student, will speak at the next Physics Colloquium Wednesday, Oct. 27. The talk is entitled "The Physics of F lying," and will be at 1 p. m. in Greenquist 230. Accounting Club Tickets for the Manager's Dinner are now being sold in Molinaro Hall. The ticket booth will be open Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. and Tuesday and Thursday evenings, 4 - 7 p.m. Tickets are $10. They may also be purchased from any Accounting Club officer. The dinner will be Monday, Nov. 15. The Main speaker will be Fredrick Kraegel, a CPA partner from Pest, Marwick, Mitchell and Co. The Accounting Club is also sponsoring a workshop called "Interviewing: the Office Visit" Friday, Oct. 29 at 1 p.m. in Union 104. Jim Szorcsick from the Accounting firm Deliotte, Haskins and Sells will tell you what to expect at the second interview. Refreshments will be served. Chemistry Club On Friday, Oct. 22 at 1 p.m., the Chemistry Club will hold a membership drive party in Union 104. All members and prospective members are invited. Soda and popcorn will be served. The club will meet Monday, Nov. 1, at 1 p.m. in Greenquist D101. Friday afternoon, Nov. 12 is the Miller Brewery tour. Sign up at the meeting on Nov. 1. Art Addicts A bus trip to Madison has been scheduled for Friday, Oct. 29 to see the Edward Munch exhibition at the Elvehjem Museum. The bus will leave from the CART lot at 8:30 a.m. and return at 5 p.m. Admission to the museum is free. Bus fare is $5.50 and payable in the Fine Arts office. The Edible Art Bake Sale will be Monday, Oct. 15, from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Proceeds will go to cash prizes for the Student Art Show. So come over and "eat your art out." Geology Colloquium 'U ' /(rL. . fcTflV vvis< SPANKY'S Bar and Grill FEATURES: I MP ORT BEERS AND WI NE B EST CHARCOAL S AN DW IC HES IN T OWN DEEP FRIED SN AC KS 17 OZ. B OT TLE OF MICH EL OB, $1.00 T UE SD AY - I MP ORT NIGHT, F EA TU RI NG A DIFFERENT BEER EACH WE EK, O NLY $1.00 2325 - 52nd Street, Kenosha, Wis. •••••••••• Women in Business Women in Business will hold a Bake Sale Wednesday, Oct. 27, from 8 a. m. to 2 p. m. There will be lots of good things to eat and even some healthy snacks. The sale will be in the Bookstore alcove. Scholarship help ^ Dr. M. G. Mudrey of the cS&P Wisconsin Geological and Natural History Survey will lecture Friday, Oct. 22, in Greenquist 113 p. m. "I'M AN OUTLAW BABY" G.J.R. Productions Presents: "WAR IN CONCERT Appearing at: Memorial Hall, 72 Seventh St., Racine, Wis. Date: Friday, October 22, 1982 Admission: $9.50 Advance - $12 At Door Show Time: 7:30 P. M. —10:00 P. M. Tickets Available At: Beautiful Day Records & Tapes, 422 Main St., Racine Sound & Video Warehouse, Westgate Mall, Racine Tic Toe Club, 2719 - 60th St., Kenosha Betty's Barber Shop, 424 Main St., Racine Bojangle's, 1845 West Racine, Racine WE GOT THE POWER SLIPPING INTO DARKNESS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS Now is the time to plan your financing of next year's schooling. In addition to government and other public aid, many supplemental private scholarships, grants and loans are available to college students. How does one find out about these aids? There are basically two alternatives — research the alternatives oneself or pay someone else to complete the search. Both the UW - Parkside library Thursday, Oct. 28, in Moln 213 at 8 p. m. Refreshments will be served during an informal question and answer period. Physics Club The Physics Club will meet Monday, Oct. 25, at 1 p. m. in Greenquist 230. The club is a group of students interested in physics, math and astronomy. We tour government labs - bring in speakers and do other things of interest. This year we will be going to the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory, the Argonne National Lab, Zion Nuclear Training Reactor and a few other places. Anyone can join the physics club. If interested, come to the meeting Monday and see Dr. Luzader in Greenquist 235. Data Processing Club The Data Processing club is sponsoring two speakers who graduated from Parkside last semester. Chuck McMahan and John Schmidt were both hired by Northwestern Mutual Life and have had over 35 interviews between them, both on and off campus. Chuck and John will discuss these interviews and give ideas of the role and future of men and women in the field. The presentation will be »>:i »>;«»:«»:»»> »!•!«»!*!« I5!I I5!i »!•!« »!t« •!•!« »!•!« >T> i"i "i »!•!«»!•% II. W.-Parkside Health Seminar scheduled Dr. Russell J. Reiter of the University of Texas at San Antonio's Health Science Center will talk on the pineal gland. There is evidence that, in humans, the pineal gland contributes to the onset of puberty, and is responsible for certain forms of mental illness. The seminar will be Friday, Oct. 22 i n Greenquist 103 at 1 p.m. The seminar is open to the public. N ill I I K M V N S row Style * / You've Got Style ON f AP AT UNION SQUARE '2;' '£« 'g' 'ii' »;•;« »;•:« »;•;« »;•; !3!i i!J!I i7!i »5!i »!•!» ISM.M »!•!» »!•!« »!•!« »!•;« "PAB COF FEEHOUSE PRESENTS" OPEN STAGE and financial aids office have copies of publications which list private sources of financing educational costs. One should also check with family members and parents, local civic organizations and businesses. The second alternative involves using a firm which specializes in compiling financial aids listings. These firms do not have exclusive listings, but they can offer a busy student a legitimate shortcut to searching by oneself. According to a UW - Parkside financial aids spokesperson, a search firm will usually require a fee of about $45. The firm will provide the student applicant with a list of financial aids alternatives for which the applicant is eligible according to major, rank in class and other information which is provided to the search firm. The student must still apply to each individual source. One such firm is The Scholarship Bank. According to the director of that private search service, more than 1,350 new scholarships will be available to college students — primarily undergraduates — n ext year. For more information about The Scholarship Bank services, send a self - addressed, stamped, business - size envelope to 10100 Santa Monica Blvd., #750, Los Angeles, CA 90067. Learning how to love ''E n h a n c i ng Lovi ng Relationships" will be the theme of a four - session, non - credit course to be offered Tuesdays from Oct. 26 to Nov. 16 from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. at Parkside in Molinaro Hall Room D-128. The class is being offered by the Parkside Office of Educational Outreach. Joe Longo, who will teach the course, said it "is designed to build on an already existing base people have in their ability to share positive feelings. Love is a learned art and response. Like anything else, to get better at it you have to learn more about it. A person cannot live whatever they do not dedicate themselves to. In order to dedicate yourself to love you must forever be growing in love." Longo is a special education teacher for the Racine Unified School District. He has attended three presentations by Leo Buscaglia, a California teacher and author of the best seller book, "Living, Loving and Learning," and also attended a "Love in the '80s" workshop. Pre - registration is required for the class and can be made by calling the Education Office at 553-2351. The fee is $20. NOV. 10, 1982 From 2:00 - 5 :00 pm. in the Union Square VOCAL & INSTRUMENTAL TALENT SIGN UPS NOW TAKING EFFECT Anyone wanting to take part please contact the P.A.B. office at 553-2650 before Oct. 28th! NOTE: Groups wanting to perform must be small. Thursday, October 21,1982 So it goes A bull's by John Kovalic All right, campers. Sit down. Stay calm. Don't panic. Apparently, with my last few articles, (three to be exact) a lot of you out there took what I said to be kosher. The real McCoy. Totally tubular. You believed it. SUCKERS. That's right. It wasn't true. Not a word of it. Jeeez, don't you feel STUPID? There was no conversation with any Wargamers, nor Physicists. Nor is there a Professor Stein out there trying to discover life at the YMCA. Sure had you fooled, huh? Now, you say, why the heck (or words to that effect) do I go and reveal all this when I had you right in the palm of my hands? Because this week's article is actually, one - hundred percent, total, truth! That's it! Not one word of falsehood. Not one paragraph misleading, not one syllable a dupe. This is it, guys n' gals. What, you ask, can be of such national, nay, world - shattering importance, that I halt my personal vendetta against all that may be called a veritie! You may well ask. Now, like I said, sit down, lest the excitement becomes too much for you. Sitting comfortably? Good. Then I'll begin. This week, as you may well have already guessed, I shall discuss none other than our very own, Parkside DART TEAM. (Stop yawning!) * * * The Parkside Dart Team is a competitive sport and social (not necessarily in that order) -eye bull session with Parkside's 'Dartman organization that is suffering from an image problem. Or, to be more specific, a lack of an image problem. You see, they have one seemingly insurmountable, enigma. No one takes them seriously. It was in an effort to turn this situation around that I obtained the following interview with the 'in de facto' head of said organization, the one, the only, Dartman, aka Nick Thome. Yes, that's right. Yes, I d id say Dartman. Yes, I did say this was all on the level. No, don't stop reading. I need the money. "Why is it that you feel that you are the focus for ridicule? Or, should I say, the Dart Team is the focus of?" "Well, first of a ll, I want to just say that the majority of those that jest at the expense of the UWPDT (UW - Parkside Dart Team) are in fact, non - members." "Could you give me an example?" "One such non - member is Steve Kalmar, the current SOC president." "Why in particular the illustrious Mr. Kalmar?" "Recently, at the last SOC banquet, Mr. Kalmar introduced us as, and I quote, 'The newest and most subversive group on campus.' " (I could trace a tad of bitterness in my host's tone.) In my opinion, such unsubstantiated untruths cannot do any good in the promotion of a student organization's image." "Well, I could see where that would be a problem . . . What exactly does the UWPDT consist of?" "The Parkside Dart Team consists of three separate, distinct groups. First of all, there is the Dart Team proper ..." "Of course." "Then, there is the Dart Team cheerleading squad." "Cheerleading squad? "That's right. You see, we get all these girls and ... " "No, no, that's O.K. I know what cheerleading is. It's just that I was rather . . . uh . . . surprised." "Well, actually, at the moment, we're a bit short on that section. Last years' squad was much more numerous. In fact, if any of your readers wants to become a cheerleader, female or male, they should contact Tony Rogers at the Ranger office." "Why?" "He's the chairman of the Dart Team Cheerleader Selection Committee, of course." "Of course." "The Dart Team Support Committees, by the way, make up the third section of t he Dart Team organization." "Committees" "Yes, but let me get on with the team first. The team itself is a squad of five people that play English 301 darts against other UW schools. At this date, you may be interested to know, UWPDT is undefeated in open competition." "But you didn't actually play anyone last year." "True, but we feel that is only a minor factor in our success." "Oh." "The cheerleading squads are groups of five people each, one male, one female. They are present at all matches, and provide moral support. The final section of the whole team are the seven standing committees." WED. & FRI. Bring UW-P I.D. Playing A Variety of Music for Your Listening and Dancing Pleasure. 3931 - 45th St. 657-3101 "Could you tell me what they are?" "Sure. First of all, there's the Public Relations Committee, who are responsible for advertising. Or lack of same. They also handle communication from the team to our school." "Vital, I'm sure." "You'd be surprised. Then there's the Tournament Committee, who handles all the Dart Team sponsored competitive events, such as last years' First Annual April Fool's Day Tricycle Race. The Social Committee is responsible for the organization and execution of all social events." "Or parties." "Exactly. You're catching on." "The Fund - Raising Committee is self - explanatory. The Judging Committee, by far our most popular, chooses the cheerleading squads. The Activities Committee organizes all other committees, and finally there is the Antagonism Committee. They are in charge of writing provocative and intimidating material and sending it to any opposing teams that we may compete against." "Aha! Sort of dispiriting to any team unlucky enough to find itself playing you." "So true. In fact, the Antagonism Committee is sponsoring our Nasty Letter Writing Competition." "I thought that would have been up to the Tournament Committee." "Oh, shut up." * * * The Dart Team's policies are very simple: (1) To get as many people involved with as little bureaucracy as possible. (Yes, I know it doesn't make sense either.) (2) To have at least one party a month to get members familiar with each other (and to consume fair amounts of alcohol.) So, if you like being active in an inactive sort of way, and want Parkside to be less boring, then sign up! (The UWPDT has no membership fees and doesn't plan on having any in the forseeable future.) Note: The ability to play darts is NOT a prerequisite of membership. Which is why I was accepted as a member. Boy, I can't wait 'till next week when I get to make up this baloney again. Ranger accepting stories, poems Continued From Page Three for a particular Thursday issue of Ranger, it must be submitted the preceeding Friday. 7) You will retain all rights to whatever you submit, whether we print it in the Ranger or not. 8) We may have to edit your story for punctuation, but we will call you first. We won't change the content of what you write. 9) It would be a good idea to make a photocopy of yo ur story — we may be able to return your submission, but it will have marks on the copy. 10) This is also open to all Parkside faculty and staff. The Ranger Needs Staffers! 6 Thursday, October 21, 1982 RANGER Burned up Are cetaceans singing songs to Satan? by by CCaro arol l Bur Burns ns can provide countless hours of whale noises sound remarkat Modern - day research tries to avoid the situation of creating devils workshops via idle minds. They have come up with many very necessary items, including padded toilet seats, inside - the - egg scramblers, and gold - plated toothpicks. One of the branches of that research is not development of new products, but the study of existing elements of life. Chemists, physicists, and biologists really get off on that sort of thing. Examination and analysis of sewage runoff, soap - bubble geometry, and living organisms found in stump water WILDLIFE l C-ftue" s usrn fl*J CXfENSlvje bo* op chocolate-"; ftWD fl DOIE-KJ Red ROSES. can provide countless hours of adventure for them. These people get especially excited when their research has a practical aspect. The recently - ordained Professor Grisley is an example of such a person. He's been studying the sounds of whales for several years. After traveling the oceans and making hundreds of tapes, he's found that those mammals have a patterned set of noises which can be likened to a regular language. When played at normal speeds, the sounds whales produce are eerie. If the speed at which the tapes are played is increased, the whale noises sound remarkably like bird songs. Professor Grisley was enchanted with that whole idea until one day he happened to play a tape backwards. It was to be the most startling discovery of his life. Satanic messages were encoded in the tapes! Now we have knowledge of the true wickedness afoot. This could prove to be a breakthrough for all those wishing to purge evil from the earth. It will give new life to the "Nuke the Whales" campaign. Because of their recognizable intelligence, whales must naturally be the commandos of by John Kovalic the rest of the animal kingdom. God only knows how long it will be before they all rise up and take over the human race. We have to prepare for this. The obvious evil in the world must be stopped. The only answer is to completely annihilate the animal kingdom. We'll show 'em. There can't possibly be any demons left to undermine the human race once the animals are gone. We'll all be saved, thanks to Professor Grisley. Who knows, someday he might even make saint. Reeves to speak on McCarthy I FEE-L GIDDr losr D+iRJKiMCr ftfiour Hec UILBuR. I Cflu'r trPiT SLEEP ftWD UHEW S.BES NEB* I GO SHA^er Fwo SRefuc our ik) r cold Some thirty years ago the junior Senator from the state of Wisconsin, Joe McCarthy, burst onto the American scene with an anti - communist campaign that polarized the nation and eventually came to symbolize an entire era. Was Joe McCarthy an ardent defender of all we hold dear or was he, as most historians have pictured, "the most wicked of villains?" Thomas Reeves, Professor of History at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, will look at both sides of the McCarthy question at the Golden Rondelle Theater in Racine on Wednesday, Nov. 3, at 7 p.m. Reeves is the author of The Life and Times of Joe McCarthy, a biography that has been nationally recognized and acclaimed. Publishers Weekly said of the book: "Make no mistake: at awards time, this excitingly readable biography will be remembered . . . This may be as nearly definitive a biography as THE MILLER BREWING COMPANY PRESENTS... A.multi-image presentation of the marketing and advertising strategies that have catamite Ml Her Brewing Company from seventh place in the beer industry to second place todav Th entertaining program is free and open to the public. u P'ace today. This Date: October 26th Time: 2:00 p. m.. Location: Union Cinema Presented by: Pi Sigma Epsilon and The Miller Brewing Company This presentation has been rescheduled to 2: oo p. m. we will ever have." Reeves has appeared on Good Morning America and on William Buckley's Firing Line and recently completed a national tour for the book. Reservations for this program are requested and can be made by calling 631-2154. There is no admission charge. The Golden Rondelle Theater is located in Racine at the corner of 14th and Franklin Streets. "War" to perform The band "War" will appear in concert at Racine's Memorial Hall tomorrow night at 7:30 p.m. Admission is $9.50 for advance tickets, and $12 at the door. In Kenosha, tickets can be bought at the Tic Toe Club, 2719 - 60th St., and in Racine, tickets can be purchased at Beautiful Day Records and Tapes, 422 M&in St., and Sound and Video Warehouse at the Westgate Mall. PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 a m - 4.-00 pm • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starlite Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Ball: • Carob Raisins • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Ball • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brittle Smoked Almonds whole SPECIAL WEEK OF OCT. 3 Vi OFF YOOURT SESAME BRITTLI RANGER Thursday, October 21,1982 Men's Soccer Rangers improve record by Pat Hensiak Editor Parkside's Soccer team is holding onto this season's winning tradition. On Wednesday, Oct. 13, Parkside beat Lake Forest 2-o! Andy Buchanan and Don Theisen scored the goals and both were assisted by Kim Jensen. This is the first time the Rangers have come home from Lake Forest victorious. "That was a good win for us," commented Coach Hal Henderson. "We hadn't won there yet, and they've played a couple of other rank ball teams. In the long run, this victory will improve our rank." Henderson said that part of the problem the team has had in the past at Lake Forest has been the small field. "That's been a psychological problem for us for years." On Saturday, Oct. 16, the Rangers defeated Northland scoring a total of 9 goals, and locking Northland out of scoring for the entire game. The Rangers outshot Northland 51-1, with Northland making 18 saves from goal, and Parkside making only l save from goal. Scorers in the game were Don Matanowski, 1 goal, Jim Banks, 3 goals, Mike Nowak, l goal, Bob Newstrom, 1 goal, and Don Theisen, 3 goals. Jim Banks broke the individual scoring record for one season with his goals in this game. "This was one team we had to play," said Coach Henderson. "They are in the NAIA. So, we must play them in either a game during the season or in a tournament at the end of th e season. I don't like the idea of playing a tournament at the end of the season to decide the national tournament qualifier. We play them in the season, so does Platteville." Now that the Rangers have beaten Northland, if they beat Platteville they will be the district winners, and qualify for the Nationals. Currently, the Rangers rank 10th in the NCAA Division II standings, and 18th in the NAIA. IAN HAMILTON manuevers around a Northland player. Photo by Masood Shafiq Mejia and Henderson champions Golf season recaptured by Robb Luehr After disappointing finishes in their first 3 matches, Parkside's men's golf team pulled itself together and placed high in the final 5 meets of the season. On Sept. 24 - 25, the team went to the UW - Gr een Bay Invitational, and scored 822, good fo r 3rd place out of 1 0 teams. UW - Eau Claire won the meet with 769. John Schneider led the way for UW - P with a score of 161 — (85-76). The next 2 days, Sept. 26 - 27, the team was in Oshkosh for the Mascoutin Collegiate Tournament, sponsored by UW - Oshkosh. The golfers continued their strong play, ending up in a tie for third place, 27 shots behind UW - Oshkosh's pace - setting score of 769. L eading the way for the Rangers was Bob Sobol, shooting a 155 — (75 - 80). The next match of the season was at Whitewater, Oct. 4. The results have not been determined at press time, but Parkside shot Classifieds A. A. MEETING: Every Wednesday, Moln 211, between 1 and 2 p. m. FOR SALE: 1966 Olds Delta 88, good runner, best offer. 552-9014 evenings and weekends. TYPING: Neat and accurate. No project is too large or little. Will edit if requested. Donna F. Call 633-1794. ATTENTION SKIERS: Marketing coordinators needed to promote high quality ski and beach trips on campus. Earn commission plus free travel. Call Summit Tours, 800-325-0439. TYPING SERVICES OFFERED: For anything short essays, reports, research papers, etc. . . . Rate Charged: $1.00 per page, Electric typewriter. Call anytime: 639-4195. WOULD like to share ride to Eau Claire, Wl. 3 students to share expenses, need transportation from Fri., Nov. 5 • S un., Nov. 7. Call 639-4195. PERSONALS THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Those who criticize true love the most have experienced love the least. DR. DREW: Carole is really burned up. You should know better. We have all resigned as fans of the club. Better luck later. Have you gotten dressed? I hope you don't miss the boat ride again. HAHA. Your Loyal but somewhat distressed fans. CAROLE: Dr. Drew is certainly sorry. He can't help himself. GOMER: Je taime aussi, U. C. GOMER PYLE: No Spanish, please. Uncle Chuck a 397 to finish in the middle of 10 teams. On top for Parkside was John Scheider, who shot a 76. On Oct. 5, 15 teams descended on the Brighton Dale Country Club course for the Parkside Invitational. Marquette University won with a score of 391. The Rangers, led by a strong performance by Bob Sobol, finished third scoring 400. Sobol shot a 76, good for fourth place out of a field of o ver 90 golfers. The final, and perhaps biggest tournament of the season, was the District 14 Tournament, played Oct. 10 - 12 at the Watertown Country Club. The field of 11 teams played 3 rounds of golf to determine who could advance to the national finals, to be played later this month. Only the top team and top individual may move on to the finals. UW - Eau Claire advanced by shooting a total of 1137. Parkside led by John Schneider's 230 — (77-77-76), ended their season by finishing fourth, with a score of 1201. Coach Stephens at the beginning of the season predicted the team to improve throughout the season. With most of the team being returning underclassmen, Parkside should have something to be optimistic about. Champion men's single player in the intramural tournament was Frank Mejia of Racine. He defeated Matt Giovanelli for second and third place was captured by Brian Langenbach. In the women's singles tournament, champion honors went to Jody Henderson, Casey Zahalka took second place and in third was Margaret Houselander. This week's game in flag football proved to be a neck and neck struggle. The Vikings were successful in their drive for an undefeated season downing the Panzers 20-14. Team captain Jack Decker ran for each of the three touchdowns scored by the Viking team while Anita Ratsch and Cliff McKenzie crossed the end line for the Panzers. Standings at the end of four weeks of play are: Vikings 2-0 All-Stars 1-2 Panzers 1-2 In this week's contest, the AllStars will play the Vikings at 4 p.m., Thursday, Oct. 21. ROUND TWO OF INTRAMURALS BEGINS THE FIRST WEEK OF NOVEMBER! Sign up deadlines occuring this week: Badminton: Monday, Oct. 25 2 on 2 Basketball: Tuesday, Oct. 26 Volleyball: Thursday, Oct. 28 Other deadlines coming up fast: Men's Basketball Tournament: Nov. 9, 1982 Turkey Trot: Nov. 18, 1982 See sheets at INFO. Kiosk, Gym of Info desk for more details. University of Wisconsin-Parkside FESTA ROMA "AN EVENING IN OLD ITALY" SAT., NOV. 6 — 6:00 PM PARKSIDE UNION DINING ROOM FEATURING: • A W INE PUNCH RECEPTION • FIVE COURSE SERVED DINNER AUTHENTIC ITALIAN CUISINE • COSTUMED FOLK DANCERS • STROLLING MUSICIANS DANCE BAND *17.50 PER PERSON COCKTAILS & IMPORTED WINES AVAILABLE RESERVATIONS: UNION INFO. CENTER - 553-2345 as UNION SQUARE 4 PM FEATURING • T H E LIV E MU SIC OF UW-P ARKS IDE'S A WA RD WINNING JAZZ B AND • 75« , SI.00 & SI.25 O FF REG ULAR PIZZA P RI CES • S PE CI AL S1. 99 SPA G H ETTI DINNER WITH SALAD & GARLIC 8 RE AD • FREE ADMI SSION 8 Thursday, October 21,1982 RANGER Tyree participates in 'new' sport Men's Cross Country Runners back on their feet Renee Tyree is a person with an exciting interest. Renee is a Roller Cross Country skier. This is basically the same as winter Cross Country except the skier has rollers on the bottom of the skis. The skis she uses are like regular winter Cross Country skis. They are two and a half feet long, with three wheels — two in back and one in front. The bindings and poles are the same as winter Cross Country equipment. Renee is a freshman here at Parkside, studying Pre - Med. She is an alumnus of Horlick High School in Racine. Renee was involved in Cross Country running and Track. Regular winter Cross Country skiing is one of her favorite sports. Renee became involved in roller skiing through a friend. Professor Wallen also roller skis. She h as been involved in the sport for about three months. Although there is no team here at Parkside, there are ski clinics here at Parkside however, so those involved can improve their skiing skill. Renee trains for this sport and competes in Roller Cross Country ski races. The practices she sets up for herself vary. It all depends on how much time is available and her ambition that day. She practices on the track at Horlick or the inner loop at Parkside. She includes running in her program to keep in shape. The races can be run anytime there isn't snow. The distance of the races is 10 kilometers. Some places she has been are Purdue, Madison and Chicago to compete. She also competes in winter Cross Country skiing. There are not too many girls involved in this sport on the competitive level. She does very well, averaging a first or second place. Renee will be competing in a Roller Cross Country meet this weekend in Madison. Good luck to you Renee. Men's Cross Country packed up this last weekend at their meet in Madison. The Tom Jones Invitational yielded a Ninth place for the Rangers. The Rangers competed against eleven teams, four of who are top ranked teams. UW - Madison hosted the meet and also won it. The weather was sunny with the temperatures in the 40s. Rich Miller and Jim Miller were both able to run in this meet. Dan Stublaski is still sustaining injuries and was not able to run. The top three performing Rangers were: Rich Miller placing 56, 26:04; Tom Barrett 75, 26:23; and Jim Miller 76, 26:24. Coach Lucian Rosa commented that the team is looking forward to competing in the NCAA Qualifying meet that will be here at Parkside on October 30. They all expect to do well. The next meet is October 23, this Saturday. It is being held at Carthage at 11:00 a. m. Cross country ski clinic at Parkside The United States Ski Team and the United States Ski Coaches Association together with Shaklee Corporation will be hosting a cross country training clinic at Parkside on Saturday, Oct. 23 in Greenquist Hall 101. The clinic is open to interested skiers, parents and coaches with no memberships required. $4 wil l be charged per person. The clinic will be one full day and utilizes films, slides and graphics to teach the basics of technique and training, from the intermediate skier up through the very advanced. Beginners can also benefit tremendously from the clinic by watching how the experts ski, and learning more about the sport in which they are becoming involved. Short topics will also cover coach - athlete relationships and how to work better together, ski care, basic physiology and a film on the philosophy of youth sports, "Is Winning Everything?" The clinic is designed to help bring the most recent and advanced discoveries about the sport of cross country skiing to various locations throughout the United States. Two new technique films with instructional booklets will be used to teach technique. Training information will be presented as simply as possible. If you are interested in attending one of the clinics with your club or by yourself, contact the following: Dave Harrison, 998 Lake County Court, Oconomowoc, WI 53066, (414) 567-1110; o r Jim McCarthy, 1366 N . Dearborn, Chicago, IL 60610, (312) 782- 4567; or Kai Hansen, President of the Parkside Nordic Ski Club, 19022 - 58th Road, Union Grove, WI 53182, (414) 878-2777. For coaches wishing certification in the United States Ski Coaches Association, this clinic will comprise the Level I certification program. To become certified, coaches will have to be members of the Coaches Association, do additional reading after the clinic, and take a written exam. Coaches working with junior athletes might be very interested in the additional reading material, which is geared towards helping them become better coaches even if they do not wish certification. The clinics will be run by Stephen Gaskill, former U.S. Nordic Combined Coach and New Cheerleaders announced On the evening of Sunday, Oct. 10, the new 1982-83 Parkside cheerleading squad was selected. The new squad members are: Heidi Caldwell, Sharon Kruk, Carmen Smith, Judy Spek, Portia Morgan, Lynn Brown, David Kotke, Mike Stehr. The newly elected co - captain is Kris Anderson and captain is Hope Stachowski. currently nordic technical director for the U.S. Nordic Ski Team and the U.S. Ski Coaches Association. ADDITIONAL EVENT: Rollerski relay races beginning at 4:30. UW-PARKSIDE USSCA CROSS COUNTRY CLINIC SCHEDULE 8:30-9:00 a.m. — Registration (Greenquist 101) 9:00 a.m. — Introduction (10 min.) The Sport In General (20 min.), film and short talk Short break (10 min.) Technique — diagonal stride - film and talk (45 min.); double pole and skating, film and talk (45 min.); downhills (5 min.); herringbone (5 min.) 12:00-1:30 p.m. Lunch Break ($3.00 per person) Equipment and Ski Preparation (45 min.) demonstration and talk Philosophy of the Sport (45 min.) a film on general sport philosophy from American Coaching Effectiveness Program Short Break (10 min.) Training for Cross Country (1 hr./15 min.) slide show, talk, demonstrations, outside practice by everyone Discussion of USSCA and coaches certification (15 min.) Selling of books and material from USSCA (15 min.) 5:00 p.m. — Roller Ski Relay Races • RISING STAR NIGHT * Mime artists, actors, comedians, dancers, magicians, and musicians. OH! FLANNERY'STAVERN is offering you the chance to perform your Every Thursday evening, our variety show local talent to our customers. special act. will feature Auditons will be held every Saturday morning from 8a. m. to 11 a. m. 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