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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document i/T University of Wisconsin - Parkside For PSGA President Students petition to hold recall election by Ken Meyer Editor A drive to collect the required 800 si gnatures in order to hold a recall election for the PSGA presidency is being spearheaded by Phil Pogreba, members of student organizations and other students. Jim Kreuser won t he March 10- 11 elections with 320 votes (38.5%). Pogreba received 295 votes (35.5%), Loretta Lacy placed third with 207 votes (25%) and Mike Axelsen received eight write - in votes (1%). The recall petition gives five reasons for having another election: • Kreuser failed to review and/or revise the Teaching Excellence Committee's guidelines as requested by the Faculty Senate and he failed to appoint someone to the same; • Kreuser failed to meet the requested deadline by the Chancellor for two appointments to the Sexual Harassment Committee; • Lack of communication with the administration on student - related interests causing lack of student input on administrative decision - making; • Lack of availability; • The causation of bottle necking information resulting in the lack of information within PSGA and flowing out of PSGA. A table has been set up in Level PSGA urges fight budget by Ken Meyer Editor The Legislative Affairs committee of PSGA is urging students to help them combat the proposed education cuts in the state legislature by contacting their legislators and telling them to oppose the cuts. PSGA members have been calling area legislators in the last couple weeks to find out how they plan to vote on the cuts, said Legislative Affairs director Mike Pfaffl. Four of the six local legislators have said they oppose the proposed 4% b udget cut to the "There has to be a united front now. There has to be JIM KREUSER 1 of Molinaro Hall and students will man the tables collecting signatures until next week Wednesday (the goal for collecting the required amount of signatures which is 15% of the student body, or approximately 800). Kreuser had not yet seen a copy of the petition when interviewed by Ranger, so he didn't know the actual charges being made against him. "I think it's uncalled for," Kreuser said about the recall petitions, "because there was an election — o ne in which I didn't campaign that hard and the people voted for my name with the issues." "I do believe that nothing positive will come out of these students to actively cuts to UW PHIL POGREBA petitions," said Kreuser. "I don't believe there's going to be another election (and if there is) the voters will make another reasonable, rational decision like they did in the last one." Kreuser believes the recall "would hurt student government more than it would help it." He said the same thing happened in United Council last year and it caused a lot of f riction. Pogreba said he doesn't feel the recall would hurt PSGA "because PSGA is hurting now. We need a change in leadership," he said. Pogreba thinks there is a "mandate for change" because 62% of the voters voted against Kreuser. "That's obviously going to happen when there are four people running for an office," Kreuser said about his winning by a plurality. "You can't expect a majority. That's the way the election system is set up. There's no primary, so obviously that's going to happen. If they want to change the rules for next year and have a run - down or primary, I think that would be a concern the Elections Committee should look into." Pogreba takes issue with the quantity, as well as the quality, of Kreuser's leadership, noting that Kreuser has missed two of th e last three Senate meetings. PSGA Senators are required to keep three office hours per week at times to be available to the students. "If their leader isn't doing that, why should they?" Pogreba said. "He's supposed to set an example." According to the PSGA Constitution : If or when enough signatures are gathered calling for a recall election, the petitions will be presented to the PSGA Senate. The Senate will immediately turn the petitions over to the Elections Committee, which will have five days to verify the names on the petitions. If illegal names are on the petitions, causing the number of valid signatures to fall under the 15% requirement, those issuing the petition will have five days to get the required number of signatures. If they fail to do so, their recall petition will be declared null. No legal name can be removed from the petition after filing. Once the petition is presented to the Senate it cannot be withdrawn. A person can be recalled only once per offense during his / her term in office. The person who is cited in the recall petition will have his / her name placed on the ballot automatically unless he / she resigns. Students who wish to run for the position shall follow normal election procedures (gathering signatures in order to be placed on the ballot, etc.). There must be an election within 15 school days after notification of th e valid petition is received by the Senate. System opposition now. UW System; they favor a 2% cut, which would save about $200,000. A 4% cut would mean $422,200 at Parkside. PSGA has been taking action in hopes of making students more aware of the issue and therefore maybe save the UW System some money. PSGA members have gone to local high schools with booklets outlining the proposed cuts and the effects the cuts would have on all the UW campuses. The PSGA Senate voted unanimously condemning the Dreyfus - Reagan cutbacks. Plans are also being made to have voter registration during early fall registration later this month. The state legislature was supposed to have deliberated the budget before it recessed on April 2, but they didn't, so Governor Dreyfus has to call a special session. "The main thing that I'm trying to get through is we cannot do it alone," said Pfaffl. "People can still find out who their legislators are or call Legislative Hotline and tell their legislators that they're students at Parkside and feel that these education cuts are bad for society. "If a legislator gets 150 calls in one day about education cuts instead of two or three," said Pfaffl, "he's going to think, 'Hey, these people are involved — th ey know what's happening.' There has to be a united front now. There has to be opposition now. "We're having a drastic cutback on the state and national level," said Pfaffl. "Then you have cutbacks on financial aid and on top of it all you have higher tuition. It's almost guaranteed that tuition will go up $100 next year." The reason for the tuition increase is that the percentage students pay of th e total education costs of the UW System will be raised from the current 25 percent (the state picks up the other 75 percent). Pfaffl said this will make access to the universities harder. "What are our priorities here?" he said. "Are the people in control trying to bring a more diversive split between those who have and don't have? A good wa y of doing that is by cutting down education because education is one of the best ways of climbing the ladder." The November elections can make or break students, said Pfaffl. "Legislators are growing paranoid, I think, of the growing awareness that's happening throughout the campuses," he said. But Pfaffl says more students have to become actively involved. Students have to be concerned and they have to activate their concern. "Help us," said Pfaffl. "Help PSGA become a political force. It will benefit the students in the long run." The toll - free number for Legislative Hotline is 1-800-362- 9696. G. Gordon Liddy to speak April 19 G. Gordon Liddy, controversial mastermind of the Watergate break-ins, will give his version of the scandal that scuttled the Nixon administration in a talk at Parkside at 8 p.m. on Monday, April 19, in the Union Cinema Theater. Liddy's topic is "Government: Public Perception vs. Reality." His talk is sponsored by the Performing Arts and Lecture Committee of the Parkside Activities Board, a student organization. Admission is $3 and tickets are available at the Campus Union Information Center; $2 for UW-P students. Liddy served 4-1/2 years in prison for his role in the Watergate break - ins. Subsequently, he has been a successful lecturer and author. His autobiography, "Will," has been a best - seller. Born in New York City in 1930, Liddy earned a bachelor of science degree from Fordham College and a doctor of law from the Fordham Law School, where he was a member of the Law Review. Liddy served two years as an Army officer and five as a special agent of the FBI where, after six commendations he became, at 29, one of the youngest men ever to serve as a Bureau Supervisor on the staff of J. Edgar GORDON LIDDY Hoover. After practicing international law in Manhattan, serving as a prosecutor and an unsuccessful candidate for Congress, Liddy returned to Washington where he served as Special Assistant to the Secretary of the Treasury and its Enforcement Legislative Counsel before becoming Staff Assistant to the President in the first Nixon administration. There he served in the special investigative unit "ODESSA", later to become known as the "Plumbers", then became General Counsel to the Committee to Re-elect the President, from which he directed the Watergate break-in. Inside • Letters, letters, letters New Music: The Classics • Women's softball starts • Creationism 2 Thursday, April 8,1982 RANGER THE ADMINISTRATION'S EXECUTIVE ORDER WOULD C LASSIFY AS SECRET ANY INFORMATION Recall would hurt PSGA Dear Editor, I am writing in response to the harmful letter being distributed concerning the recall of PSGA President James Kreuser. I have worked very closely with Jim as Legislative Affairs Director, and know how hard he works for his fellow students. It isn't unusual to see him working away in the office at all hours of the night. Jim and I have been in close contact with our local and state legislators, and are preparing to campaign for Dem. Governor candidate Tony Earl. Through the Senate we have fought the tuition surcharge, raising of the drinking age, library cutbacks, tuition increases, financial aid cutbacks, and the $432,200 that Parkside could lose next year furthering our problems. On the domestic front Jim has been working on the proposed changes to the Breadth of Knowledge requirements, starting up the Union Operating Board, starting a legal service on campus, teaching evaluation system, and a committee to look into research requirements for tenure and contract renewals, among other things. This recall, if to some horrid possibility would work would only break apart the great strides that PSGA has made during the James Kreuser ERA, and to future possibilities. Can't the losers face the fact that they lost the election fair and square, and to go on their merry way instead of trying to divide an already divided Senate? Michael Pfaffl Legislative Affairs Director PSGA Senate ...WHICH MIGHT SUGGEST "VULNERABILITIES OR CAPABILITIES O F S YSTEMS, INSTALLATIONS PROJECTS OR PLANS THAT RELATE T O NATIONAL SECURm) • IN O THER NEWS THE KREMLIN ON THE GROUNDS THAT IT WOULD REl£Asfe NO INFORMATION ON LEONID BREZHNEV'S natutmai^ ww!tv 10 HOSPITALIZATION ^r-r^ N^I^^SECURlTY. - Write Ranger a Letter!!! Ex-PSGA officers rate Kreuser To the Editor: As previous Presidents and Vice - Presidents of Parkside Student Government we have observed the last year's performance of our current President Jim Krueser. We believe he has not consistantly upheld the constitutional and traditional roles of PSGA President, and has not always served the best interests of the students at UW-Parkside. It is our concensus that an adequate President would do the following : 1. Provide faculty and administration with student response to various issues; 2. Transmit information from faculty and administration to the PSGA Senate and the student body; 3. Publish and maintain office hours (in the PSGA office) during periods of prime student attendance so that he/she is available to the Senate and students; 4. Appoint students to voting positions on faculty committees; 5. Submit PSGA budget to SUFAC on time, and appoint a treasurer; 6. Exhibit model behavior. As a leader of the campus representing a wide variety of students, the President should be a role model who looks out for the interests of all the students. Jim Kreuser's actions as President of PSGA during the past year have been in contradiction to the above basic criteria. Some examples of this are: Pogreba explains recall To the Editor: By now I'm sure most of you have read of heard something about a recall election for the office of President of PSGA. As it will be evident, and as it should be, there will be quite a controversy over this issue. There are some questions as to how this controversy will affect PSGA as an effective student representation body. When I first heard about this recall I too had reservations as to the effects on PSGA. But after analyzing the current problems of the leadership within PSGA, I feel that ignoring the situation would be even more detrimental to the overall effectiveness of PSGA than the controversy itself would be. The key word in the preceding paragraph is REPRESENTATION; specifically student representation. Do we have it? Is it effective? Obviously I feel we do not have proper representation and the representation we do have is inferior to the standards we have had in the past years. That was my main reason for running for President. The office of President is a critical position in any organization. It is a position of policy setting and decision making and the administration of those same policies and decisions. These policies and decisions reflect the interest of the entire student body and therefore should not be taken lightly. The office of President also holds power. That is the power to delegate such things as authority and credit. But the one thing the President cannot delegate is responsibility; responsibility to his or her constituents. If the President neglects those responsibilities it not only makes the organization look bad but also the body that he represents. The responsibilities of President of PSGA are stated in the constitution; they are varied and too extensive to fully explain at this time. However, there is one responsibility which I feel is the most important of all the responsibilities of the President and must be stated at this time. That responsibility is the insurance of communication flow. The communication flow between — administration, other student organizations and anyone the president comes in contact with — and the Senate (which is the real voice of the students and the true governing body within PSGA). An example of the neglect of this responsibility is stated as one of the reasons for the recall. That is: lack of communication with administration on student - related interests. This reason by all means is not exagerrated and can even be carried to a further extent. The current President has not attended two out of the last three Senate meetings. This not only increases the lack of communication flow but also leads to the ignorance of the Senate on administrative decisions concerning students. Basically what I'm trying to say is that I do favor a recall election and will do anything I can to see that it becomes a reality. I feel that the controversy over this issue will not be detrimental to PSGA but is necessary for the positive growth of PSGA. Phil Pogreba 1. Currently the modern technology proposal of the Breadth of Knowledge requirements is being evaluated. Jim did not consult the Senate as to their opinions regarding this issue and therefore did not transmit their feelings to the faculty committee. 2. The Faculty Senate requested that Student Government extablish a new procedure for the Teaching Excellence Award. Traditionally, Student Government has placed high value on this issue. As President, Jim is responsible to make sure this was accomplished. To date no such procedure has been developed. Chancellor Guskin requested that Jim appoint two students to the Sexual Harrassment Task Force. Jim delayed the actions of this committee by neglecting this charge. 3. Jim has not supplied a schedule of office hours when he would be available, prime times for this would have been mornings, afternoons and early evenings. The only established "office hours" Jim has ever admitted to have been in the Union Square or at home by phone. 4. There were many unfilled student seats on faculty committees because Jim did not take the responsibility to fill them. He also did not monitor the attendance and proceedings of many of the student representatives on the remaining committees. The result of these actions was the loss of students' voting voice on these committees. A specific application of this was in the Library Learning Center Committee where no students were on/or attending these meetings where $70,000 of budget cuts in periodical subscriptions were proposed. There was no student input on this issue until it was specifically requested by the Chancellor. 5. Since SUFAC provides the funds that support student government it is imperative to have budget requests submitted to them on time. During the past year PSGA's budget was turned in two weeks late. Perhaps if Jim had appointed a treasurer as it states in the Constitution he would have had help in fulfilling this commitment. 6. Examples of Jim Kreuser's reo c c uri ng i n a p p r o p ria te Presidential behavior are: • consuming alcoholic beverages outside of the Union and in the PSGA office which violates University policy. t obtaining furniture for the President's office that was not properly requisitioned. We have allowed Jim Kreuser the past year to develop as President of PSGA, we can no longer afford incompetency in the President's position for the sake of the students, Parkside Student Government and the University. Tim Zimmer, President 79-80 Dave Hale, Vice President 79-8C Tracy Gruber President 80-81 Claire Tolstyga Vice President 80-81 Kay Mullikin Vice President 80-81 Kathy Bambrough Vice President 81-82 Kathy Slama Vice President 81-82 Recall ridiculous We have noticed petitions circulating on this campus recently. These petitions are asking for a new Presidential election, because some people feel the wrong man won. There is ideally nothing wrong with fighting to correct an injustice, but in this case there was NO injustice done. This whole idea is ridiculous. The grounds for the recall are weak and ambiguous at best. It is true that Kreuser didn't receive a majority, but in an election with four candidates only a plurality is needed to win. If a majority were needed, then a primary should have been held. Furthermore, to address the question of Presidential job performance, it is clear to us that Kreuser did far beyond the "requirements" that are called for in his position. As many people know, the power in student governance is with the Senate The President is a guiding force without supreme power According to the PSGA Constitution, "15% of the Parkside student body must sign the petition." Assuming that this petition receives the required 800 student signatures, are these all students that voted in the last election? Hell No! Where were these students on election day! They had their chance — whose fault is it that they did not utilize their opportunity? In effect, the petitioners are saying that the election process that has served this country for over two hundred years is no longer good enough. Losing is part of the game, and it is obvious that some people just don't know how to play. It seems to us, this whole idea of a new election is rather absurd. Why not work with the President instead of causing continual turmoil? Let's work together to eliminate student problems and continue to work toward the students' goals. A1 Spallato PSGA Senator Chuck Betz PSGA Vice President Ken Meyer Pat Hensiak Tony Rogers Karen Norwood Steve Myers Mark Sanders Andy Buchanan Andy Petersen Linda Andersen Juli Janovicz ganger Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Co-Photo Editor Co-Photo Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager Asst. Business Manager Distribution Manager Pattv • ' ^ 3rd Beal ' Gre« Bonofiglio, Carol Bui Lisa l^h ^ ry Kaddatz ' Joe Kimm, Karla Kol O^trowiuf iS Luehr ' Dick Oberbruner, Ch Masood bhafiq, Tammy Shuemate, Jeff Wii uw parkside and ,hey are RANGER is printed bythe lUnion r™ ' 1cad , emic vear except during breaks and hoi Written permission is required for rTor m /r Publishin 9 Co - Kenosha, Wisconsin. All correspondence should be artrtrfc 2 . any P° r,ion of RANGER. Parkside, Box No. 2000 Kenn>;hA \«? Parkside Ranger, University o< Wisi Letters to the Editor win ! ' Wisconsin, 53141. paper with one inch marqins A?iP iff, " ,ypewri,,en ' doublespaced on standar c uded for verification etters must be signed and a telephone numb Setts';: 1? ;v iw "»»»»• reserves all editorial pSae.f'in t ?' . ,or P ubli«»ion on Thursday. The RAt ^defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain fa N N,<» \ RANGER Thursday, April 8,1982 vocated the basic precept of man actualizing himself as an individual without a basic moral standard. This is the basic foundation of punker philosophy. However, Sartre's absurdity becomes absurd. Sartre, himself, in the development of his own self - actualization, betrayed his own ideology by signing the Algerian Manifesto and aligning himself to a moral cause. What good is a philosophy of a man who cannot live up to his own philosophy? Furthermore, as Lord Devlin advocates and past capitalistic history indicates (capitalism as we know it, so staunchly advocated by John Hawls) the individual and individual idiosyncracies have no precedence over society and, thus, sociological unity must be maintained at the invonvenience of a few irrational and trivial sects. Thus, in lieu of Sartre's philosophy, punkdom has no place in the limelight of American life, in view of its socially unacceptable ideologies and practices, e.g. slam dancing and the pinning or stapling of one's own cheek. Though the movement as a whole is now proven intolerable to capitalistic society, so staunchy advocated by Harvard Philosophy graduate John Rawls, let us hope this does not by association render a permanent adverse effect on the individual's intellectual maturity. In maintaining our objectivity, we see no concrete evidence of any feasible alternatives advocated by punkdom in regards to more fruitful individual lifestyles — somewhat ironically, though, we see quite the opposite. Instead, we perceive thousands upon thousands of confused and seemingly brainwashed individual's advocating an extremely vehement liberality for the sake of being liberal. There is no rational cause, no rational alternative, or no rational standard of living, hence there is no rational movement. Simply radical expression for the sake of expressing radicality — all at the expense of the fine capitalistic tradition, so staunchly advocated by John Rawls. Instead, we have formulated a more rational alternative to punk rock. It is possible, in theory, to advocate a new form of Neo - Darwinism relating back to Berlin, 1935, but, as one can plainly see this is neither workable nor ethical. We have come to the conclusion that punkers are attention seekers, a paranoia of extreme socio - psychological significance. Viewed from the systems perspective of communication, developed by Professor Lee Thayer of U.W. - Parkside, punkers commit the actions they do in search of feedback, positive or negative, which, in turn, serves as new input which, while being unique to the model of Thayer's, is mentally regressive; this process is on - going and dynamic until it renders the individual mentally incompetent. This was not Thayer's purpose — his purpose is mental growth and social awareness, the opposite of what happens in the punk realm. The only way to rid ourselves of this growing influx of warped egos, neurotic sensationalism and social depravity is to socially ignore, shun, and avoid punkdom in hopes that it will no longer be fueled by society's acknowledgement of its existence, that its flame will flicker and Continued On Page Four rationalized and advocated by Harvard Philosophy graduate John Rawls and, of course, ex-con, country - western singer Merle Haggard. Truly, in their blind ignorance, punkers have attacked the principles and roots that have made America great; our America, which has had such tremendous success throughout the world with its highly defined moral code based on social uniformity and its implementation of a truly democratic, capitalistic structure; which is so staunchly advocated by John Rawls. How then do we defeat the parasitical entourage of depravity, which has eaten away at the basic foundation of this country that the middle - class has so diligently worked to create? According to Lord Patrick Devlin's principles, there is a moral right for society to silence and sanction punk rock. It is clear that a majority of people when questioned, would find punk rock "indignant, intolerable, and disgusting," which according to Lord Devlin allows society a certain moral, right to sanction and override the individual's right, as long as it applies to the destruction of society's basic moral fibers. In contrast, Jean - Paul Sartre, in his infinite wisdom, became the forerunner of punker ideology. Sartre adEVEN STRAIGHT A'S CAN'T HELP IF YOU FLUNK TUITION Today, the toughest thing about going to college is finding the money to pay tor it. But Army ROTC can help - two ways! First, you can apply tor an Army ROTC scholarship. It covers tuition, books, and supplies, and pays you A up to $1,000 each school year it's f .M. But even if you're riot a iSB scholarship recipient, ROTC can still help QQJ with financial assis- fhyz tance—up to $1,000 last two years in the program. I jB contact your M1A^ROTC! CC' i BEALLYOUCANBE. \\ ** Kircher plays dirty trick Dear Editor: One of my teachers, Kraig Kircher, recently went a little too far in using his authority as a teacher. I am in his Process of Management class. The primary goal of the class is to learn how to be a good manager (or so I thought). One of the points Mr. Kircher has been stressing is the fact that managers won't be in their current job position long if th ey do not listen to, and treat their subordinates fairly. To me this attitude was not demonstrated by Kircher when he graded our last exam. There were 2 bonus questions, worth a total of 9 points, in which he stated there would be no penalization for not answering them. He did not indicate anything about being penalized for trying, but I was. I got both questions wrong and as a result had my grade drop from a B plus to a C (on a normal curve). This happened because my percentage was taken out of 110 instead of 101, which was the total amount of points without the bonus. When someone complained to him about it not being fair, he simply stated that there had to be an element of risk. Dirty pool, Kraig, dirty pool. If h e plays these kinds of tricks, I can imagine what he would do to my next essay exam and case if he found out I wrote this. Abused Student 'Parkside STILL Has Style" Call: % Cpt. Moldenhauer Marquette Un. A. ROTC Call collect 1-224-7229/7915 ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE PARKSIDE FOODSERVICE ^ INVITES YOU TO. . . ^ Get 'em While They're Hot FRESH FROM OUR OVENS EACH DAY BETWEEN 7:30 & 8:00 am UNION DINING ROOM REC CENTER hours for * Easter Weekend Saturday, April 10 noon - 1 a.m. Sunday, April 11 Closed • APPLE OR CHERRY TURNOVERS • CARMEL NUT ROLLS • CINNAMON ROLLS • APPLE OR CHERRY STRUDEL ALSO: TRY YOUR OLD FAVORITES .. . NEW & IMPROVED CHOCOLATE BROWNIES, B.A.C.'s, BERRY PIES, SPECIALTY CAKES, ETC. 6 Thursday, April 8,1982 RANGER Club Events^w^w Improving employee attitude A workshop will be held at 7 p.m. on April 14, in Moln 109. The speaker will be Steven H. Van Wie. All faculty and students welcome. Chemistry club The chemistry club trip to Abbot Labs will be held April 23. Departure is 1 p.m. and return is approximately 4:30 p.m. A sign - up sheet will be posted in Grqst. 227. TWO ARMY MP's demonstrated several moves capable with ChpPrlpArlprc one of their specially trained dogs last Monday in Mainplace. V,,CCI lcc,uw5 The MP's demonstrated how the dogs were trained to attack and heel. For part of the demonstration, they asked for volunteers from the audience and they showed how handy a trained dog could be doing police work. The dog, "Moonshine" also showed his intelligence by trying to take a bite out of his trainer's arm. There's going to be a car wash May 6 and 7, in the Tallent parking lot. The event is sponsored by the cheerleaders, other details will be posted later. Engineering contest held The ultimate in energy saving — a vehicle that runs on rubber band power — will be the design challenge facing high school students participating in an engineering contest this spring at Parkside. Deadline for entries is April 16 and the contest will take place at 1:30 p.m. on Sunday, May 2, in Molinaro Hall. Both team and individual entries are eligible and design specifications are available from the Parkside Alumni Association in Wyllie Library - Learning Center (Phone 553-2515). Each design will be judged in two categories, maximum distance traveled on a circular course and most creative and innovative design. Cash prizes will be awarded to the winners. The event is sponsored by Gould Inc. - Gettys Motion Control Division, Unico, Inc., Young Radiator Co. and Easton Corp. in cooperation with the Parkside Engineering Alumni Association and the UW-P Engineering Science Division. Following the contest the engineering facilities will be open for inspection. ********•********•****•**********.** Write a letter to Ranger AUTOGRAPHING PARTIES April 10th — 12-2 Professor Thomas C. Reeves of UW - Parkside will discuss and anWE^E MCTARTC1" 31 test selIer - THE L1FE April 17th — 12 - 2 Aprils he tn £"h meet U1 / tr r dS and aUtogra I> h his b °°"s- On Writers for bevondtwo RIVERS 8 " by Frie " dS ° f America " • We have complete stocks of four beautiful lines of "alternative" greeting cards, including those for Mothers' and Fathers' Dav and graduation. These lines are proving very popular. # ?l rn SAati2 n f ry deP a , rt™ent now features Crane and Caspari if ml'- 1I ? cludir ? g invitations, place cards, thank - you S stationery! " * PrmtCd a " d engraved weddil « and * Travel books have been increased, too. Make your gufde book! C ° r gn ' m° re enjoyable by Purchasing a good • The Old Book Corner offers over 1500 volumes of used, rare and out - of - print books at very reasonable prices. Our April book sale feautres actors, playwrights and Hollywood. To celebrate Shakespeare s birthday, on April 23 - 24 we will offer Shakespeariana. f>cofak CtXSL, 312 Sixth Street — Racine Telephone 632-5195 Mastercard and VISA Cards Welcomed Physics club The Physics Club will be traveling to Chicago April 16 for a tour of Adler Planetarium. vSpace is limited to 15 seats; Physics club members have priority. Remaining spaces will be open to anyone interested in attending. For info, attend the April 12 meeting at 1 p.m., in Grqst 230. Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE is sponsoring a bake sale on Thursday, April 8 to help send representatives to the national convention in Atlanta. The second annual PSE LOOP 500 is scheduled for the end of April. PSE general meetings are held every Wednesday at 1 p.m. Meeting places will be posted along the concourse. All interested student are welcome. Industrial Psychology Group The Industrial Psychology Group will hold an organizational meeting for students interested in gaining information about the Industrial / Organizational Psychology concentration. The meeting will be held at 1 p.m., April 14, in Union 209. Students V presently involved in the concentration will be available to provide information and answer questions. SNO Elections for next year's officers of the Parkside Student Nurse Organization will take place April 12-16. Ballots and ballot boxes will be placed in WLLC D-175 and Tallent Hall Nursing Lab until 4 p.m. The next SNO meeting will be held Monday, April 19 at 12:30 p.m., Tallent Hall 182. Special Appeal: To all R.N.'s and any other present or former nursing publication or medical publication subscribers. (Journal Nursing, Nursing Outlook, R.N.) don't throw them out!!! The Student Nurse Organization is trying to establish a library in Tallent Hall. Medical and Nursing magazines, and donations are needed. Tax exempt statements will be issued to all donating individuals. Contact Ann Boyle in WLLD D-175, ext. 2480, or Margaret Preston in Tallent Hall at 553-2725 about donations. Balancing Act is winner Women in Business Parkside art professor Dennis Bayuzick, of Kenosha, has been awarded an honorable mention cash award at the 25th Annual Beloit and Vicinity Exhibition for his airbrush acrylic painting titled "Balancing Act." The show, which remains on view at the Wright Art Center at Beloit College through April 10, was judged by Katherine Mead, director of the Elvehjem Museum of Art at Madison. Bayuzick also had paintings accepted at four other juried exhibits during March / April: the 58th Annual Rockford and Vicinity Show at the Burpee Art Museum, Rockford, 111.; the 6th National Watercolor Exhibition at the Springfield Art Assn. Galleries, Springfield, Illinois; the 6th Annual Seven State Competition at the Nohr Gallery, UW-Platteville; and the Galex 16 National Juried Show at Galesburg Civic Art Center, Galesburg, Illinois. A member of the UW-Parkside art faculty since 1977, and cimrently coordinator of the Art Discipline, Bayuzick received his Master of Fine Arts degree from Ohio University School of Art in 1975. Women in Business will hold aerobic dancing on Mondays and Wednesdays from 1-2 p.m. in the wrestling room of the P.E. building. Accounting club On Monday, April 12, at 1 p.m., the Accounting Club will hold a general meeting in Union 104. Topics of the meeting will include the Spring Banquet, the regional public accounting night and much more. Refreshments will be served. KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCI ATI ON FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wiscons 414-248-9141 , P 24J3 6 ", 75th street - Rt. (Paddock Lake) Salem,' 414-843-2388 CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS 5Vt% Interest R Tsar Daily Balance Is >500.00 or Morel ISLE WE'RE HIRE TO HHP YOU GROW! Burned Up Wargamers battle it out at Parkside by Carol Burns A military base on Parkside? What's this world coming to? Just when you thought you knew everything about this place, you can always manage to discover something new. Take, for instance, a certain room (140) in Molinaro Hall. Hundreds of students file past this room daily. But how many notice the peculiar events taking place therein? Strange noises and loud laughter eminate from inside. A green telephone hangs on the wall. Students sit in there wearing unny hats and stickers on their foreheads. Whatever they do in ®re> 5 sur e seems like fun nf rOZ ^T c " riosity Sot the best of me and I had to find out what Zlf°!? g ° n UP° n entering, I found that this cubicle is affectionately referred to as "The Warroom," (much as Hawkeye's abode is dubbed "The Swamp") and is the headquarters of a bona - fide'Student organization known as the Parkside Association of Wargamers." So that's what they do all day They play war games. The penViewpoint Mike Bassis enjoys Parkside by Pat Hensiak News Editor When a student has a problem academically, they should see their academic advisor. When an academic advisor can't help, and things are starting to get desperate, students can go and see Mike Bassis. Bassis is the Associate Dean of Faculty, and he deals with student academic affairs. The students that are on academic probation, or have an academic problem, usually find their way to his office. Dropping courses late involves the approval of Bassis and the course instructor. Withdrawn students seeking re-entry also meet with Bassis. Bassis came to Parkside from the University of Rhode Island on July 1,1981. He spends about 25% of hi s time working with special cases within Student Academic Affairs. The rest of his time is spent with budgeting issues for the divisions, evaluating faculty for tenure and promotion, and getting courses for the curriculum approved through various levels. Bassis is currently heading a task force on student retention, the purpose being to find ways to upgrade the qualities of programs and services so that Parkside is able to retain more students. "I would like to work t ings out so that we can help students get what they want right here," explained Bassis. He has two text books published on S ociology, one of them being used at Parkside. Bassis is the Patronize R anger A duertisers "Welcome back students!" Have fun! 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Perhaps that's what the telephone is for — but shouldn't it be red? The Wargamers try to keep their games as realistic as possible by having members who are qualified to play the parts of demented officers. These people should be in special demand if th e U.S. would be so unfortunate as to enter into another war. If real battles aren't your bag, fantasy war games such as the fabled "Dungeons and Dragons" can be found on the shelves. By hosting the annual Gen - Con in August, when wargamers from across the country descend upon Parkside, this student club actually makes money for the university every year. (Which in turn distinguishes it from many of the other parasitic student organizations that infest Parkside.) So even though these students appear only to be "wasting time and their GPA's," they may foreshadow a time when wars are fought with cardboard tanks and plastic dice, and the greatest injuries inflicted are paper cuts. Ensemble to present concert A joint concert by the Parkside Percussion Encemble and the Chamber Percussion Ensemble of Carroll College will be presented at 8 p.m. on Monday, April 12 in Parkside's Comm. Arts Theater. The ensembles will play charts by Peters, Schiffman, Elias, Beck, Latimer, Doemland and Parchman. Linda Raymond directs the UW-P group and James Sewery the Carroll group. Admission is $1 for students; $2 for others. A faculty recital by classical guitarist Susan Gulick scheduled for April 18 has been cancelled. Wouldn't that be great? MICHAEL BASSIS editor of the journal, "Teaching Sociology." The publication is released four times a year and contains essays and research papers on how to improve instruction in Sociology. Being new keeps him learning new ways to be helpful and new ways that he is expected to be helpful. "I love this place," said Bassis. "I like Wisconsin, I like Parkside, and I like the people I've met. I have an enormous amount of respect for the institution. The issues of teaching and learning are very important to me. I guess that's why I'm in this type of work. I don't think I've ever been more excited about what I am doing. Sometimes it's overwhelming,, but it doesn't distract from the excitement." ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS! YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR FALL 1982 will be available beginning Monday, April 12, 1982 at the Informational Kiosk in WLLC Main Pace. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL * ANALYSIS AND REGISTRATION 4- * r *•••••••••••••••••••••••*•••••••*••••••••••••••••••••$ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * J * * * * * * * * *•*-«- IX r EXCLUDED. ACADEMIC ADVISING FOR FALL SEMESTER Continuing matriculant students (students who are seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) should consult their academic advisor prior to registration for Fall Semester. A Certification of Advising form, signed by the advisor, is required for registration. Fall Semester Course Schedules will be available on April 12. A pril 12-26 h as been designated as an academic advising period, and advisors will make every effort to meet with you then. Advising will not be available in the registration area. CONTACT YOUR ADVISOR FOR AN APPOINTMENT If you have any questions, contact the Office of the Dean of F aculty, 348 Wyllie Library - Lear ning Center, 553-2144. NOTE: Non - ma triculant students (students not seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) are exempt from this requirement. RANGER Thursday, April 8,1982 by Pat Hensiak News Editor Creationism is a subject of great controversy. Professor Steve Dutch of UW - Green Bay led an entertaining and informing lecture last Friday on creationism. Dutch started by explaining that little children see the world as being run by magic. For instance, often times when an only child is blessed with a baby brother or sister, that only child would prefer that the baby be taken back to the store where it was purchased. Dutch also pointed out that most people spend their lives believing the magic to some extent. Cause and effect aren't really connected as far as many people are concerned. What one thinks, causes things to happen. This is a very magical kind of world. Even if people are given some sort of advanced information on a subject, their opinion will often stay the same as it was before they were given the extra information. "You can prove to people that things will happen one way," explained Dutch, "but the people still believe differently." The different classifications of science that Dutch explained were: Center Science, which is a very well - established set of rules and results for something; Reminder: Checks available Payroll Student payroll checks will be available in the Union Bazaar Friday morning until 11:45 a. m. due to Good Friday. Checks will also be available Monday until 4 p. m. in the Union Bazaar. Winter Carnival Students who won money prizes during Winter Carnival are reminded to pick up their checks in Union 209. Frontier Science relates to things that are solidly based, but there may be several equally possible alternatives to something; Fringe Science, that which is quite speculative (perhaps ESP, or the Loch Ness Monster. Basically, things that may be true, but evidence is equivicable); a Pseudo Science is something that has no chance of being true. According to Dutch, creationism tails squarely into the Pseudo Science category. There are many reasons why people will believe in a Pseudo Science. People can believe due to a genuine conviction, or feelings of powerlessness, and a desire for fame or sense of rebellion: There are also practical benefits, such as diet fads. Pseudo Science can offer adventure, escapism, and maybe fun. Meeting up with Bigfoot sounds like a wonderful way to spend a Saturday afternoon. Social concerns have an effect on what people believe too. Attention comm. majors All students who have declared Communication as a major, minor, or area of interest are invited to attend an informational meeting on Monday, April 12,1982, at 1:00 p.m. in MOLN 105. The meeting has been scheduled by the Communication faculty to inform students about up-coming program revisions and the provisions that have been made for current Juniors and Seniors. The Communication Program's progressive direction and professional emphasis will be explained and discussed during the hour - long meeting. If you did not receive a meeting notice in the mail, please notify Professor Richard Carrington, CA 251, and plan to attend this important gathering. How to do well in Economy Class Simple. Fly Capitol Air's Economy Class. Our fares are the lowest of any scheduled airline so you can use the money you save for lots of other things. Like a Eurail pass if you fly us to Brussels, Frankfurt or Zurich. More time in the sun if you're headed for Miami, San Juan or Puerto Plata. Or for even more fun in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or Boston. And, if you are flying to Europe this summer, make your reservation and buy your ticket now. With our guaranteed fare policy you are protected against any fare increases from now until departure. So if you want to do well in Economy Class, fly Capitol's. For reservations, call your Travel Agent or Capitol at 312-347-0230 in Chicago, 800-572- 5788 in Illinois or 800-621 -5330 outside Illinois. No one makes Economy Class as economical as we do. San Franciacof^V Lo« y THE LOWEST FARES jfe Brussels a pseudo science As Professor Dutch started to speak of religion and creationism, there was a rumble of thunder that sent the listeners and Dutch into a small state of disbelief and coincidence. Religion is the final reason Dutch gave for believing a Pseudo Science. Dutch explained the creationists view of earth history, containing the following points: the earth is young, about 10,000 years old, and the earth actually did form during a six - day period. Creationists believe that the major event since creation was the Biblical Deluge (the flood of Noah). According to the creationist, life was created supernaturally, species were created separately, and the earth was shaped by supernatural events. If evolution is true, creationists would see man as nothing more than an animal. They are opposed to the origin of species and plants by evolution. "There is a very strong, implicit statement in creationism," stated Dutch. "It says that you really can't believe in God and evolution at the same time." What creationists are then attempting to do is overturn evolution by gathering and interpreting data and convincing others that there is reason to doubt. They try to point out deficiencies in current views and point out logical errors. They also try to answer criticism, but Dutch doesn't believe they succeed in doing any of those things. Dutch feels that what a Pseudo Science actually does is make mistakes. Creationists actually thrive on Methodological errors, s a l e s m a n s h ip f a l l a c i e s, exaggerating uncertainties and raising doubts, by creating a general mistrust of critical reasoning, and by claiming that if their own theory has not been disproven, then it must be right. By methodological errors, Dutch refers to using outdated or invalid information — to see something cited from the 1930s that has been long proven wrong. A failure to follow up their information with logical consequences is also familiar. As Dutch put it, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." The salesmanship fallacy brings out the concept of persuading people that there is a legitimate reason to doubt. The Galileo Fallacy points out that, "Galileo was persecuted, and he was right. Therefore, as a creationist, I could be right." Charges of persecution are quite frequent by Creationists. Duane Gish, a creationist, stated this after an attack was made on creationists by another scientist: "Most scientists are unbelievers, and unbelieving materialistic men are forced to accept the materialistic, naturalistic theory for the origin of all living things." What Dutch is pointing out by using Gish's quote is that counter - attack is viewed as a threat from the establishment, no matter how mild or civil it could be. Fringe Science has a desire to play by two sets of rules, that is, a scientist is expected to account for everything that happens. If a fringe scientist can't account for something, he makes it clear that he deserves a better chance. There are a lot of reasons why things may not be explainable. The first, there may be nothing to explain. A possibility is always present that there is bad data, a trivial problem, or that some sort of hoax has taken place. Systems can be complex, or things could be unexplainable due to the normal unfinished business of science. Chances also claim that a particular issue is unexplainable by known laws, and that new ones are needed. Dutch pointed out that this is where most creationists get their lead - in. ALL WISCONSIN COLLEGE COMPUTER MATCHUP MEET SOMEONE NEW THIS SPRING wi^telfo^rW6 ^ me6t "°,r 0ne °! W this , sPrin9? Answer the following questions and you will be matched with ten other Wisconsin Co lege students of the opposite sex. Each person who participates will receive a letter ltnd*T° Xr S) WhiCh Consists of ,he names ' addresses, and ages of ten Wisconsin College students who you are most compatible with. Send your answer sheet and $5 to: ALL WISCONSIN MATCHUP 1. Are you: 20560 Orchard Road 1. Male 2. Female Marysville, Ohio 43040 10 11 1 wish to be matched with: 1. Asians 2. Blacks 3. Spanish 4. Whites 5. Does not matter How tall are you? 1. Short 2. Medium height 3. Tall 4 Very tall How tall do you prefer a date to be? 1. Short 2. Medium height 3. Tall 4. Very tall What is the color of your hair? 1. Dark 2. Brown 3. Red 4. Blonde (light) What color of hair do you prefer a date to have? 1. Dark 2. Brown 3. Red 4 Blonde (light) You consider yourself 1. Calm, cool, always in control. 2 Alive, full of fun 3. Quiet and sensitive 4 None of these People say I am 1 Very good looking 2. Better than average 3 Average 4 Less than average I would rate my sex appeal: 1 Ten 2 Eight or nine 3 Six or seven 4 Five or below What would you prefer to do on a first date'' 1 Go to a movie 2 Have a quiet dinner 3 Dance the night away 4 Go to a concert Where would you rather live'' 1 A city 2 The country 3 A suburb of a city 4 A small town 12. What kind of music do you most like to listen to? 1 Pop 2. Country 3. Jazz 4. Rock 13. How important is it to you to have a lot of money (wealth) someday? 1 Very important 2 Moderately important 3 Somewhat important 4. Not important 14. What size family would you want to have? 1. No children 2. One or two children 3. Three or four children 4 Five or more children 15 In regard to world issues, 1 am 1 Very interested 2 Moderately interested 3 Slightly interested 4 Not interested 16. When kissing I 1 Keep my eyes open 2 Keep them closed 3 Both 4 Never paid any attention 17 What is your opinion of most spectator sports' 1 Like to watch often 2 Like to watch occasionally 3 Enjoy a few sj orts 4 Not interested in sports 18 What do you prefer 1 Republican 2 Democrat 3 Independent 4 Prefer not to vote 19 Does it bother you when others smoke' 1 Yes 2 No 3 Sometimes 20 I find my horoscope 1 Interesting-check it often 2 Anuising-check it occasionally 3 Ridiculous-don't belive in it 21 Of the following rather 1 Ski ir. Colorado 2 Sun in Florida 3 Theater in New York 4 Showtime in Las Vega ould 22. Clothes and personal appearance are: 1 Very important 2 Slightly important 3 Not important 23. In regards to alcoholic beverages 1 "Love" to drink 2 Drink occasionally 3 Drink rarely 4 Do not drink alcohol 24 How intelligent are you? 1 Very intelligent (genipus or near genious) 2. Above average intelligence 3 Average intelligence 4 Below average intelligence 25 Physical attractiveness is 1 Very important 2 Moderately important 3 Somewhat important 4 Not important 26 Do you enjoy opera? 1 Yes, very much 2 Occasionally (once, twice per year) 3 Once in a great while 4 No 27. What is your idea ot a romantic evening' 1 Candle-light dinner 2 Sitting by the lire 3 Watching the sun go down (a beautiful sunset) 4 Gazing at the stars 5 All of the above 28 I believe 1 All convicted murderers should receive the death sentence 2 Some convicted murderers should receive the death sentence 3 Capital punishment should be eliminated 29 1 go to church 1 Seldom or never 2 Once or twice a month 3 Nearly every week 4 Every week 30 At a dance. I preier to 1 Dance most dances 2 Dance fast 3 Da rice s|ow •4 Stand around and talk FIRST NAME n: ANSWER SHEET LAST NAME M i l IT I I 1 i 1 T T i 1 I 1 I T I N4ME OF SCHOOL ADDRESS M M 1 1 i n n 1TITTT AGE 1~T~1 PLEASE CIRCLE ONE Male Female CITY. STATE. ZIP QUESTIONS ANSWERS 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 H ITTTTT HJ "'I QUESTIONS 1 I ANSWERS 8 Thursday, April 8,1982 RANGER Driscoll named Dona Driscoll, a junior from Muskego, has been named to the WWIAC all - conference indoor track team by vote of th e coaches. She won the WWIAC 600 last week in 1:26.62, a Parkside record and the fastest time recorded in the state this year among WWIAC schools. She had placed fifth in the event in the NAIA championships in February. She also placed fifth in the 300 in the WWIAC meet. CLASSIFIED ADS Services Offered TYPING Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast service. South Kenosha. 657 6068. TYPING SERVICES for professionals and students. Call mornings. 639-6871. Help Wanted COLLEGE REP wanted to distribute "Student Rate" subscription cards at this campus. Good income, no selling involved. For information and application write to: CAMPUS SERVICE / TIME Inc. 4337 W. Indian School "C", Phoenix, Az. 85031. WANTED: Students to sell advertising for Ranger. 15% commission plus bonus. Here's the perfect chance to make $$$$. Stop in Ranger office (next to Coffee Shoppe) if interested. WANTED: News, feature and sports writers, photographers, graphic artists. Stop by Ranger office. HELP WANTED: Lawnkeeper and gardener for semi - large estate. Must have references and own transportation. Very North Side of Racine, If interested contact Karen in the Ranger office. Salary negotiable. Wanted ROOMMATE WANTED. Responsible female to share expenses and rent. 654-3868. ROOMMATE NEEDED after graduation. Wood Creek, 552-9175, Dick O. ANY ATTRACTIVE GIRLS interested in having formal fun? Brendan, 962-8081. MARQUETTE ROTC needs attractive female for Naval Ball. Brendan, 962-8081. MARQUETTE STUDENT needs female escort to Marc Plaza. Brendan, 962-8081. MARQUETTE STUDENT needs Parkside escort to formal dance. Brendan, 962-8081. NEED DATE for Naval Ball. Will pay expenses. Brendan, 962-8081. I'M NOT DESPERATE! I just need a date. Brendan, 962-8081. For Rent 2 BEDROOM HOUSE in country. 25 miles west of Kenosha. S250 a month plus utilities. 632-4005. Miscellaneous UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST SERMON - "Here comes the Sun" - S unday 11 a. m. - Racine. Personals HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE! Now you're REALLY getting up there. LAM. THIS WEEK on Monster Chiller Horror Theater "Nerf Basketballs from Hell." Count Floyd. FREE BUDGIES at Tex 8. Edna Boils Organ Emporium. GET YOUR AOS IN GEAR! Free classifieds really should be too good to pass up! Let's get some student inter - communication! TO KATHY SLAMA You are one of the most wonderful people I know - G uess who? HEY ATTRACTIVE GIRLS Brendan is serious.and I think you should give him a chance, TO KEN MEYER - an Unforgettable Editor has turned a year older - h ave a wonderful year! N.E. KEN - I hope that you had a great birthday. • Now I c an't be accused of seducing a minor in any State, ouy evol I! Your Linda! small Come to a THURBER CARNIVAL FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. Women split p air by Kathleen Pohlman Last Thursday the women's softball team started their season. Lynn Barth pitched a one - hitter to shut out St. Xavier of Chicago 2- 0. Kathy Toban, the Ranger's catcher, played a helpful game of defense including several good throw outs. Cindy Ruffert had a triple and Bonnie Schmelter had a double to assist Parkside with their first victory. However, they lost the second game when St. Xavier scored in the last inning on a long fly ball. The score ended at 5-4. Cindy Baker had a triple and a double. Due to inclement weather, last Friday and Saturday's games were cancelled. Nevertheless, there are still many games left. Next week's game schedule is: Saturday at 11 a.m. against Whitewater and Wednesday at 4:30 p.m. against Stevens Point. Both games will be played at Petrified Springs Park. Fans are always welcome and admission is free. Last year the women's softball team had a great season. Their record was 19-8 which helped them get invited to the NAIA Tournament in Texas. They placed seventh out of 14 and were also State Champions of their conference. Out of the total team from last year, five decided not to return. But with Laura Laurenzi, who made All - American, and Lynn Barth, Nancy Kivi, Cindy Ruffert, Paula Sandahl, and Kathy Toban (the six original starters) the team is off to a good beginning. The new players who show great potential are Ann Althaus, Cindy Baker, Janet Broeren, Jeanne Jacobs (second year), Kim Johnson, Michele Martino, Linda Masters (second year), Anita Ratsch, Bonnie Schmelter, and Lori Windhorst. be topped j Please sendachec Qffer Seagrams 7 Crown mv 10152 Please send a cnecK unnv. roTo^TwYo^-N.Y 10:52 Name. College. Address. Seagram, S(»m^Creum • . • Adult sizes only. Specify quantity. T-shirt @ $4.95 ea., S M L XL Amount Enclospri c Offer expires December 31,1982. No purchase necessary. New York residents add 8.25% sales tax Please allow 4 to ( 5_ to 6 weeks for shipment. Classical music stands the test of time ••••••••••••••••• Ranger needs writers! by Tony Rogers Feature Editor Classical music has been around for hundreds of y ears, but how many people listen to it today? Everybody listens to that god - awful pop - rock music. I used to listen to it too, so I don't want to sound like a snob or anything. But I got tired of popular music, and started listening to the classics. I find it interesting when I talk to other people around school about classical music, and they tell me they think it is 'rtgid,' 'unchanging,' and 'hard to listen to.' Maybe I'm talking to the wrong people, but I just don't understand this attitude. Classical music is not rigid, unchanging, and it's not hard to listen to. In fact, it can be downright pleasurable to listen to. So in this article I'm not going to try and be some kind of music scholar (I'm not, believe me), rather I will simply tell you about some of my favorite compositions in classical musieland, and you can decide for yourself. Now that I've written that big introduction about classical music, I'm not even going to write about classical music. Bet I fooled you, huh? No, actually I'm going to begin with Baroque music, which sort of came before what we today know as the classics. Some background info first: Baroque comes, for the most part, from the 17th century, and by definition is improvisational and contrasting in nature. Baroque composers include such names as Vivaldi, Pachelbel, and Telemann. Most scholars consider Baroque music less intellectually stimulating than classical, and if th ey say this I suppose it is true. Nevertheless, Baroque is both easy and fun to listen to, and a good way to lead up to the classics. Lots of Baroque music has been featured in recent films, including Kramer vs. Kramer and Ordinary People. So you see, Baroque can have popular appeal. I'll bet you're saying to yourself now, "Well this is all fine and dandy, but when I go to a record store, how do I know what to buy?" Fear not, this writer has thought of every contingency. What follows are some of my picks for a basic- Baroque collection, listed with the composer's name • first and the compositions following: Antonio Vivaldi - The Four Seasons, Concerto in D for Lute and Violins, and any of the other Vivaldi concertos - He wrote hundreds, including concertos for Baroque trumpet, flute, strings, and so forth. I especially like the Lute and Mandolin concertos; Johaan Pachelbel - Canon and Gigue; Handel - Water Music; Telemann - Canata for soprano and orchestra. There is, of co urse, much more that I could recommend, but these are a few that might catch your ear. There are many Baroque albums that have a collection of various works by several different composers, and these are good if you are on a limited budget. The Kramer vs. Kramer soundtrack is one such album, as it contains a wide range of material from both Purcell and Vivaldi. In terms of orchestras, Neville Mariner and the Academy of St. Martin in the Fields do Baroque proud. So if you've got the money, go for Baroque (no pun intended). Now on to the classics. After Baroque, neo - classical Baroque, and whatever else Baroque you can think of, came the classics, sometime in the 18th century. Classics are a step above Baroque in terms of musical integrity, and like a fine wine, take some getting used to. A taste must be developed for the clq^sics, and if you don't like the classics, you don't have taste. How's that for musical snobbery? Just kidding. I'm sure you've heard of the three B's (Beethoven, Bach, and Brahms) so I will use this clever alliterative device as a starting point. Bach came first, and was as much a part of the Baroque era as the classical. He composed choral works, concertos, orchestral f no moresuites, and about everything else. In fact, Bach's genius seems to be in his ability to take various forms of mu sic and bring them to a state of perfection. WFMR, the classical radio station in Milwaukee, has a bumper sticker that says, "Keep Bach." Well put. Ludwig Van Beethoven was a frustrated, miserable, rebellious man. He had a brusque, disagreeable personality, could not get along with women, and in the latter part of his life went deaf. Yet, he was probably, and still is, the most original, revolutionary "Michelob after work makes you glad there's a rush hour'.' Put a little weekend in your week. and passionate composer who ever lived. His music is stormy, tempestous, reflecting his life and personality. His music takes time to get used to, but it is truly great. As a boy Johannes Brahms earned a living playing piano in whorehouses. After being proclaimed a genius by Robert Schumann, Brahms eventually settled in Vienna and spent the rest of his life composing. Brahms is often seen as the 'heir' to Beethoven. He remains one of the most important composers. There are over a hundred other classical composers that have received varying degrees of recognition, so it's obviously impossible to even begin to cover any amount, of classical music. But I can tell you what the most famous composers are known for composing. Here goes: Chopin and Rachmaninoff for piano pieces; Ravel, Debussy, Tchaikovsky, for the romantic nature of the compositions; Wagner, for his almost mad works. I could go on and on. I won't though. Here are some of my favorite classical works. See what you think: Beethoven - The Sixth Symphony, or 'Pastorale.'; Bach - The Brandenburg Concertos, Toccata and Fugue in D minor; Mendelssohn - Music for 'A Midsummer Night's Dream"; Mussorgsky - Pictures at an Exhibition; Ravel - Bolero; Copland - Appalachian Spring - Fanfare for the Common Man; Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries. You might have heard Ravel's Bolero in the film, "Ten," and you probably heard Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" in "Apocalypse Now." Even if yo u've never heard of any of these compositions, or even of their composers, you might, just might, try listening to one of them. If, by chance, you really enjoy what you hear, you can come and thank me for writing this article. If you can't stand what you hear, however, I will not reimburse you for the album you buy. Sorry. Punk rock - Distributed by E. F. MADRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658-3553 Continued From Page Three eventually die. We must get to the point where we are so socially unaware of this phenomena that we don't even perceive it; therefore, if it is not perceived, it will not exist. We hope our efforts will increase social awareness and, subsequently, social unawareness of the beforesaid phenomena — whatever that was. 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