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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside Feb. 9-13 Winter Carnival ready to roll 1 Galbraith M U U iQfixr fA 11? by Dan Galbraith Things are ready to start rolling for the 1981 Winter Carnival, "Laughter Has A Snowball Effect." For all groups and individuals interested in participating in any of the events, contest entry forms and rules are available at the information centers and Student Life office, Union 209. F orms must be filled out for each event and must be submitted to the Student Life office by Friday, Feb. 6. The following is a list of some of the activities and what they involve: "FREEZE FANTASIA" - Window painting can be done by anyone interested in painting any wintery theme. Taste and discretion should be used and only designated windows can be painted. Windows available for painting are located at the Ranger, SOC and PSGA offices and lower and upper Main Place. The paints used must be those supplied by the Winter Carnival Committee and must be mixed with a soap base. Idividuals or groups who paint windows will be responsible for cleaning their windows within one week after Winter Carnival. "SNOW BEAST" - Snow sculpturing may be done by any group or individual. A snow creature must be constructed that either relates to Parkside or the Winter Carnival theme, "Laughter Has a Snowball Effect." The Beast must be constructed in the area north of the Comm. Arts Building and west of the Bookstore. Upon completion of the Beast, a picture should be taken and submitted to Student Life by Feb. 13 at 4 p .m. "LAUGHTER HAS A SNOWBALL EFFECT" Indoor Parade. Floats and entries should be designed to follow any humorous or wintery theme. Taste and discretion should be used. More information is available during sign - ups. Sign - up by Friday, Feb. 6. T-SHIRTS with the Winter Carnival theme on them are available at the Union Information Desk for $2.00. BEER MUGS will go on sale Monday, Feb. 9 in the Union Square for a cost of $1.50. The mugs will be filled with 32 oz. of beer with the initial purchase. Refills will be available the whole week for $1. The sale is being co - sponsored by the Union, Pabst, and the Alumni Association. BLOOD DRIVE. The Campus Health Office, in cooperation with the Blood Center of Southeastern Wisconsin, will sponsor the Blood Drive (Mi Tuesday, Feb. 10 from 9 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. in Union 104 and 106. A c ompetition will be held and prizes given to the student Luu^icr Has Featuring: 8pm 9pm organization which donates the most blood. The Blood Center of Southeastern Wisconsin will award a plaque to the organization with the most blood donors. Cash prizes of $100 for first, $50 for second, $25 for third, $15 for fourth, and $10 for fifth will be awarded. Individuals who wish to donate blood can ask that credit be given to their favorite student organization. Student organizations will also receive credit for student hours in assisting with the set up and canteen. Pledge cards may be filled out before the Blood Drive or on the same day and may be obtained from any student organization or the Campus Health Office. Just walk in; no appointment is necessary to donate blood. VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT will be Tuesday, Feb. 10 and Thursday, Feb. 12 at 12:00 p.m. Entrants will need six people per team. Rules will be flexible. There is an entry fee of $6 and cash prizes as well as points will be awarded. The more teams participating, the more prizes. The cash prizes are $20 for first and $10 for second, so far. CHARADES will be held in the Union Square, Tuesday, Feb. 10. See the rules for this competition because they are just a little to long to reprint. HAYRIDE to run Tuesday, Feb. 10. Bring your favorite body to snuggle up to. "CHEERLEADERS' ORIGINAL CHEER CONTEST" will be held Wednesday, Feb. 11. Cheers should not contain foul language, but should be short (4-5 lines) and creative! "MIDWAY MADNESS" - (Almost Anything Goes) The night will feature such contests as joke telling, which consists of at least 3 jokes or a monologue, no longer than 2 minutes in length, 1 person per club; beer drinking relays of 4 member teams, 1 team per club; nerf basketball games, 3 member teams, 1 team per club; "Family Feud", 5 member teams, 1 team per club; Popcorn Toss, 2 member teams, 2 teams per club; Tug - a - war, 5 member team, l team per club; Egg toss, 2 member teams, 2 teams per club; "Watch Out Where the Huskies Go" dog sledding, 5 member teams, 1 team per club. Rules for the above INSIDE... Editorial-SOC budget review system unjust Review: "Incredible Shrinking Woman" Basketball streak reaches four Winter Cornivol8l Fefcx9-I3 \ cr 3 contests and maybe even a few surprises will be given prior to the competitions. "DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW" - The pie eating contest must consist of 2 member teams of UW -Parkside students, faculty, staff, administration, or alumni. Partners will sit at tables in the Union Dining Room, facing each other. Each person must sit on their hands during the contest. The contest will be done in relay style; the first partner ihust finish his / her pie before the second partner will be allowed to start. The winner is the first pair to finish their pies and in unison shout "I ate yellow snow." "FREE HOT LUNCH" will be playing at the P.A.B. Coffeehouse in the Union Square Wednesday, Feb. 11. Last week's Ranger reported that there was to be a free hot lunch. There will be no free hot lunches unless you want to eat a band. The schedule is set and the snowball is ready to start rolling. The only way to get this year's Winter Carnival to really have a "snowball effect" is for all Parkside students, faculty, staff and alumni to actively participate in the events the Winter Carnival Committee and the sponsoring organizations are providing. Schedule of events Thursday & Friday, Feb. 5& 6 All D ay Freeze Fantasia" window painting Monday, Feb. 9 All Day Snow Beast" snow sculpturing 1:00 p.m. "Laughter Has A Snowball Effect" Indoor Parade 1:00 p.m. Video Games Tournament in Union Rec Center 7:30 p.m. Parkside Ranger basketball game vs. Saginaw Valley State 9:00 p.m. Rhythm & Blues Cadets" in Union Square Tuesday, Feb. 10 9:30 - 2:30 p.m. Blood Drive in Union 104 & 106 All D ay "Snow Beast" continued ! 2 ^ P - m^ V0ll7 baI1TT0 Urnent , sP° n sored by Volleyball Club l. 00 p.m. Charades in Union Square, sponsored by Parkside Players 7:30 p.m. Hayride under Union Bridge 8 'square' " Sn ° W BlaS '" " ° ld Style Nite featuring " Sierra " in Uni ° n Wednesday, Feb. 11 All D ay "Snow Beast" continued » m P ' m'«F a ee t IS >t LunCh '" a PAB ^chouse in the Union Square 12.00 p.m. Student Organization Fair on the Union Bridge 1:00 p.m. Video Games Tournament in Union Rec Center 1:00 p.m. Softball Tournament, sponsored by Marketing Club 1.00 p.m. Original Cheer Contest, sponsored by Cheerleaders 7:30 p.m. Parkside Ranger basketball game vs. Lakeland College 9:00 p.m. Another Beginning" in Union Square Thursday Feb. 12 All D ay "Snow Beast" continued 11:00 a.m. Indoor Picnic in Union Cafeteria 12pi°k' m' V0lleybail Tournament continues, sponsored by Volleyball viUu 12:00 p.m. "Bullwinkle" & "Underdog" cartoons in Union Square sponsored by PAB Video 2 Club™*' Cr ° SS Country Ski Race ' sP° nsored by Parkside Nordic Ski 7:00 p.m "Midway Madness" Almost Anything Goes Competition in the Umon Square Friday, Feb. 13 All D ay "Snow Beast" continued 11:00 a.m. Indoor Picnic in Union Cafeteria 12:00 p.m. Carnival in Union Square sponsored by Minority Student Union 1:00 p.m. "Don't Eat Yellow Snow" Pie Eating Contest 1:00 p.m. Video Games Tournament in Union Rec Center 8:00 p.m. "Warriors" in Union Cinema, sponsored by PAB Film 9:00 p.m. "Bad Boy" in Union Square PAB presents "Porter, Please" "Porter, Please," a musical tribute to composer Cole Porter, will be presented by Theatre Three of Dallas, currently on a 25th anniversary national tour, at Parkside's Communication Arts Theater at 8 p.m. on Thursday, Feb. 19. Tickets for the event, sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board, are $3 for UW-P students and $5 for others and are available at the Campus Union Information Center. "Porter, Please," is an entertaining glimpse at an artist whose sophisticated lyrics and sassy melodies spiced the American musical scene for more than three decades. During that period, Porter provided the music to more than twenth - five Broadway musicals and numerous films featuring such stars as Fred Astaire, Ethel Merman, Rita Hayworth, Judy Garland, Gene Kelly and Bert Lahr. He is remembered for such classic tunes as "I Get A Kick Out Of You," "You're The Top," "It's All Right With Me," "Begin the Beguine," "Anything Goes" and "Don't Fence Me In." As a member of the international social set, Cole lived a dazzling lifestyle, trotting around MEMBERS of the "Porter, Please." the globe with the "beautiful people" of his era. He wrote songs while sunning on the Riviera, drinking espresso in Venice and cruising up the Nile. To capture Theatre Three troupe scene from the glamour of Porter's world, "Porter, Please" is staged as a dazzling penthouse soiree hosted by five elegantly contumed Continued On Page Six Thursday, February 5,1981 RANGER SOC President Oechler's Zophy challenges reductions letter on budget cuts T0 January 19,1981 FROM: Jan Oechler, Chairperson SOC With the beginning of the spring semester things are renewed and reviewed, one of which is the club accounts. Some of you will be receiving letters pertaining to your absence from meetings in addition to this letter. During break I looked over the accounts and was amazed to see the balances in these accounts. This could be due to a couple of things. In any event, those clubs that haven't been making good use of their funds have had some deducted. The amount deducted from your account is $ . If you have any questions regarding this amount, please contact me at 2594 or leave a message in the Student Life Office. We hope to see you at the next SOC meeting on January 28, 1981 at 1:00 p.m. in the SOC office. JO.sw SOC needs legislation: review system unjust by G. Helgeson On Wednesday, January 28, the spring semester's first Student Organizations Council meeting was held. It was an interesting meeting, to say the least. Someone had stolen the wall clock in the SOC o ffice and hardly anyone of the 45 or so club members and officers attending noticed as the "50 Minutes" period drew to a close. I didn't even see many people checking their watches and only a few left early. It was that interesting. What could have pre - empted the expected discusssion of Winter Carnival? Money. Quite a few clubs have received unannounced letters in the mail the previous week that informed them that their club's budget had been reviewed and had been docked a percentage of previously allocated funds because they hadn't spent enough money by the end of last semester, (see letter) At the meeting, Jan Oechler, SOC Chairperson, and Chavez Epps, SOC vice - chairperson, defended their action to a large percentage of openly angry student group representatives and a small percentage of supporters. SUFAC, Oechler said, will not put up with the yearly rising return of unused SOC funds anymore. Last year's return figure, she reported, was around $8,000 out of an original SOC budget of $24,000. Oechler and Epps expected this May's return figure to rise, she said, and so they deducted funds accordingly. "Next year," Oechler warned, "maybe SUFAC will only be willing to give SOC $16,000 to work with if the return figure stays so high." To students who protested that the action was without precedent and was not backed by legislation, Oechler said that if she and Epps could not have the power to make decisions regarding funding, individual groups would have to face going to SOC them selves or working with PSGA. When asked whether the "SOC Constitution or by-laws" provided for this type of funding review procedure, Oechler produced a one - page list of rules and pointed out that "SOC falls, in part, under the PSGA Constitution, too." Rule ten of the SOC "Rules" sheet states: "The first SOC meeting in January will be to review all club budgets to check for inactive clubs." According to PSGA vice - president Kay Mullikin, "SOC is a Senate sub - committee, covered under the nine sections of Article II of the PSGA Constitution. It's really kind of a vague article. "As a standing sub - committee the Senate, that's all SOC needs," said Tim Zimmer, PSGA Constitution Justice. Zimmer is one of the authors of Article II. He said that any by - laws SOC makes must be ok'd by the Senate. In addition, Zimmer said, they must follow all Senate rules. "As a standing sub - committee of the Senate, SOC s hould be attending all Senate meetings and filing reports," Zimmer said, adding: "Whether or not they are, I can't comment." "They were at our last meeting and made a report," Mullikin said. None of the existing legislation pertinent to SOC specifies the type of budget reviews that are to be conducted. Similarly none of the existing legislation pertinent to SOC gives SOC officers, or anyone else, the power to remove funds from student group accounts as a result of an unfavorable budget Editor's note: The following is a letter written by Angela Howard Zophy, Parkside Concourse advisor, to Jan Oechler, SOC President, concerning .recent budget reductions.) Jan. 27,1981 Dear Ms. Oechler, As advisor to the Parkside Concourse, I challenge your recent arbitrary reduction of Concourse budget by two - thirds. This action on your part as President of the Student Organization Committee lacks either justice or due process toward this group. I have long been appalled at the irrational process by which S.O.C. conreview. On Monday of this .week, Oechler said that out of a total of 38 SOC - budgeted student groups, 17 groups were docked for non - or under - usage of funds, for an original total of $2,738.48 in funds deducted from Student Life accounts. For individual groups, the range was between $233 deduc ted from an original budget of $641 and $50 deducted from an original budget of $750.: Some newer clubs, according to Oechler, are to be reviewed again in February or March, since they have not had a lot of time to use their funds. As of Monday, $1,346.69 was still deducted from accounts. Oechler said, "If nobody from these clubs comes and contacts me, these funds will be voted cm as t o re - allocation to new clubs and to clubs who ask for additional funding." "Some funds won't be given back even if a group representative comes and talks to me because at least one club has probably folded," Oechler said. by Bill Haight (NOCR) When Arthur Levine set out to research a book about today's college students, he expected to find "a return to the '50s." He admits he is depressed about what he did find: pessimism, cynicism and "meism." The Kennedy and King assassinations, urban riots, Vietnam and Watergate have helped breed an attitude that "The world about me is going to hell but I'm going to do OK," according to Levine. He calls this the Titanic Ethic — scrapping for personal survival in the midst of a bleak situation. Levine is senior fellow at the Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching in Washington D.C. His book, "When Dreams and Heroes Died: A portrait of Today's College Student," makes use of numerous Carnegie surveys as well as Levine's own interviews of students on 26 campuses. Survey after survey confirms Levine's findings: students are ducted its meetings and its vital business. My concerns center now upon the ex post facto nature of your notification of the budget reductions. I submit that this action of your is a breach of the democratic process so cherished at all levels of administration at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. I protest the two - thirds budget reduction both on procedural and substantive grounds. As a student group advisor, I have yet to receive anything in writing from S.O.C. which explains either its process or its purpose in this matter. Our group received no written notice of any spending deadline at the time our budget was finally given last fall. Such an important proviso cannot be conveyed verbally or just inhouse; it must be publicized widely, as should S.O.C. meeting times and dates, so the general student body may be advised and possibly observe how S.O.C. student monies are spent. The lack of proper procedure in this action echoes the chaotic atmosphere that has pervaded "One club had an amount deducted that wasn't supposed to be," she said. "The accountant transposed the figures and the amount deducted came to almost the group's total budget." Quite a few clubs, according to Oechler, "have shown me that they will use their funds. Those should have been debited back into their Student Life accounts as of last Thursday." According to Oechler, the money had been credited out of the accounts, but no one can use it until it is re - allocated by SOC. "These funds are sitting in a kind of limbo," Oechler said. "The only reason we are doing this is because the rules say that there will be a review process," Oechler said. This year, we had to get started somehow. SUFAC is putting pressure on SOC. They wanted us to be more accountable. We're just trying to make SOC more accountable. optimistic about their personal futures, while rapidly losing confidence in society's institutions. Is there apathy on campus? No, but methods and issues have changed, according to Levine. Professional student lobbyists fill the role of yesterday's protesters, he says. "Unseen activity is being confused with nonexistent activity," he says. "It is interesting to speculate whether other historical periods which have been labeled quiet or non - activist such as the 1940s and '50s were, in fact, simply periods of unobserved protest." In keeping with the me-ism Levine found, campus protest issues have moved from broad social causes to more personal gripes, he says. A 1978 Carn egie study showed, for instance, that the proportion of campuses having minority affairs protests dropped from 35% to 12% between 1969 and 1978, and Vietnam protests, of course, dropped from 68% to zero. At the same time, the study showed that S.O.C. meetings since last SeDtember. v As to my substantive challenge of your action, I submit that responsible scheduling of major events within one month of receiving budget approval is not possible. It seems to me that this reduction harms most of the groups which are putting the most preparation into their scheduling of events. One cannot get a big name speaker on a few days notice nor can one engage such a speaker without absolute knowledge of the funds available Thus, your action is as ill - conceived as it is reprehensible. Finally I request, in duplicate, copies of all budget reductions sustained by all the student organizations as soon as possible. I also request immediately complete copies of the policy statement under which the budget reductions were initiated. I further require written notice of your regularly scheduled Spring 1981 meetings and any other meetings called for the duration of this semester. Angela Howard Zophy During last week's meeting, two motions were made toward change. A motion was made, and passed unanimously, that the one page list of SOC "Rules" (and any additions to them) be posted in the SOC office. A motion was also made, and also passed, to form a volunteer committee of SOC members to set up guidelines for future funding reviews. It is doubtful that these motions toward change will be enough. The problem of left - over funds is a big one but hopefully, this problem can be solved without the use of further scare tactics.. But a larger problem facing SOC is the lack of some sort of binding legislation, designed to designate and limit the duties and powers of SOC officers and members. During last week's meeting, Oechler said, "There's nothing wrong with the system; it's just that you won't let it work." I disagree. having student unrest over student fees and financial aid 2% t o 20%. It doesn't help that the public wants to hang a label on each generation of students. These images are only caricatures, says Levine, pointing out that students of the late '60s have become bigger than life. Levine says he was "shocked and surprised at the extent to which today's college students compare themselves to the mythical creature who walked our campuses a decade ago. I was 1 told with sadness more times than I care to ran ember, 'We're not real college kids like the people who went to school in the 1960s'." Levine pulls out a survey to remind us that in 1969 only 28% of college students had ever participated in a demonstration of any type. Written in a popular, not academic style, "When Dreams and Heroes Died" should be top priority reading for any serious student - watcher. It is published by Jossey - Bass and can be organger Ken Meyer Editor SulMich"?^ Wendy Westphal '.'.V.'.'.V.'.'.Feature Idllor Doug Edenhauser ts Edjtor ®r^ nP2" ,no Photo Editor Ginger Helgeson Edi,or STAFF Dave Cramer, Mike Farrell, Dan Galbraith, Mike Holmdohl, Carol Klees, Dan McCormack, Lori Meyer, Bruce Preston, Kim Schlater, Jim Wick RR™FIH,JS,^ RI T,EN.-FND , EDITED BY S,UDENTS OF UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. RANCFR ^ring the academic year except during breaks and holidays, RANGER is printed by the Union Cooperative Publishing Co., Kenosha, Wisconsin Written permission is required for reprint of any portion of RANGER ParSTenosh" ^ WLLC D139< UW' ns enp e r rSw!mtnn0 Edi '°H Wi " be 3c " pted If typewritten, doublespaced on standard size cfudedfor^ver1ficTtion mar9mS- " * mUS> S' 9ned 3nd 3 ,elePh °ne number inNames will be withheld for valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 9 a.m. for publication on Thursday. The RANGER defamatory extent'3 ' prlv " e9es in refusin9 to print letters which contain false or vu uu uugu iucai uuuivoiuico. Ranger wants to hear from you! Got o gripe, a question, o startling revelation, a compliment, a rebuttal, or something on your mind that you want to shore? Write a letter to the editor! Just follow the guidelines printed in the masthead (to the left). Today's college students a new breed Eastern media trip planned Valter Graffin, professor of RANGER Thursday, February 5,1981 o GJ a T ffin ' P rofessOr of English, and Jim Maguire head of Media Services, are ' coo* dmatmg a drama, art, and communications practicum trip to Washington, D.C. and New York City. The cost of the trip, tentatively set for March 12-21 will be approximately $450, including airfare, lodging, and most activities. The objectives of t he trip are to: tour facilities; engage in dialogue with people who are in the arts and communication field; actual observation of dailty activities in T V., radio, print, art and dramaincrease students' geographic and cultural knowledge of the Eastern U.S. .urban corridor; and give students insight into employment possibilities upon graduation or as summer interns. Tentative arrangements are being made to visit many media related areas such as National Public Radio, the Senate and House Recording Studios, the National Press Gallery with dinner at the National Press Club, the National Broadcasting Corporation, the Associated Press the New York Times, the United National Office of Telecommunications and People Magazine. Art and Drama participants may be treated to Broadway Theater, the Metropolitan Museum, the Museum of Modern Art, the Smithsonian, the Guggenheim, Kennedy Center and CHARLES JONES, Director of U. S. Senate and House TV and !? c ,? rdin9 s* udios, talks with Parkside students in Sprinq, 1980: Xleft to right) Jan Parenteau, Henrietta Hanson (hidden), Kim Scarf, Mary McDonald, Ruth Ann Wojtak, Rachel King, Vivian De Hahn (hidden), Andy Parenteau, and Blake Howe. off - Broadway productions. An informational meeting will be held on Wednesday, February 11 at 3:30 p.m. in Television Studio A, CA D157. Slides will also be shown of last year's trip. Credit is available for this trip. For further information, contact Jim Maguire at 553-2622 o r Walt Graffin at 553-2424. Draft dodgers' college records checked? If the Selective Service System (SSS) decides to use college and university records to track down men who didn't register for the draft, each school will have to decide for itself if records can be released, according to an SSS spokesperson. Estimates of the percentage of non - registration range from the Selective Service's 5-7% guess, to anti - draft and media reports of 25% noncompliance. "Using student records is a possibility we're considering," said Betty Alexander, public information officer for the SSS. Alexander says the SSS doesn't believe the federal privacy law would protect directory information contained in college records, but says each school would determine its own privacy standards. "If they (school officials) believe it would be a violation of a student's privacy, then those would be the records we couldn't use," said Alexander. "It's up to them to decide." Parkside Chancellor Alan Guskin said that the SSS has made no contact with UW-P and if they did, the only information they would have access to is the student directory. No other information concerning students would be given out, according to Guskin. Some students aren't waiting until Selective Service acts to find out what their school's decision will be. At the U. of California - Santa Barbara, over 300 students marched on the chancellor's office demanding that personal information in their university files not be turned over to any outside authorities. Students outside California don't seem to be too concerned about a possible on - campus record hunt. Doug Tuthill, president of the United States Student Association, admits he's heard little discussion of the records release issue in his travels around the country. "I think most students don't think the government will go as far as finding people who didn't register," says Tuthill. "I think students also feel that they're protected through the Buckley Amendment (privacy law)." Alexander said, however, that if the Selective Service System doesn't seek student records, it won't be for political reasons but practical ones. "Most of the people eligible for the draft aren't in college," she said, "so those records would only help us find a small percentage of those who didn't register." Sfyei&fuim' ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE "Plaza Suite" promises laughter A dinner theater production of Neil Simon's triple barreled comedy "Plaza Suite" will be presented by the Alpha Omega Players, performing arm of the Repertory Theater of America, at 6 p.m. on Sunday, Feb. 22, in the Union dining room. Admission is $8 and includes a dinner of soup, a "deluxe deli buffet," dessert and a glass of wine. Cocktails will be available. Tickets for the event, sponsored by PAB, are available at the Union Information Center. Deadline is Feb. 18 for reservations, which can be made by calling 553-2345. "Plaza Suite," which ran for 1,097 performances on Broadway, consists of three playlets all set, at different times, in the same suite of New York's Plaza Hotel. All concern a man and a woman who are at the end of something rather than the beginning of anything. In the first segment, a wealthy suburban couple comes to the Plaza for a night commemorating their honeymoon in the same suite 22 years earlier. In the second, a Hollywood film producer cagily plots the seduction of an old high school flame, now a housewife awed by his fame. The third play is a witty farce about a wealthy couple's attempts to get their daughter to emerge from behind a locked door, where she has fled in panic — and in bridal attire — while hundreds of wedding guests await her appearance in the hotel ballroom. "What you laugh at so hard," one critic commented, "is recognizable situations stretched to ludricrous lengths without losing their identity." "Plaza Suite" is the seventh in order of production of Simon's phenomenal series of stage hits. Others include "Come Blow Your Horn," "Barefoot in the Park," "The Odd Couple," "Promises Promises" and "The Last of the Red Hot Lovers." American "New Music" featured here Works by living American composers will be featured in the New Music at Parkside series program on Sunday, Feb. 8, in the Communication Arts Theater at 3:30 p.m. Ned Rorem's Trio will be performed by Frank Suetholz (flutist), Harry Sturm (cellist), and Carol Bell (pianist). Also on the program of chamber music are William Bergsma's Clandestine Dialogues, performed by Sturm and Linda Raymond (percussion); Will Gay Bottje's Sonata by the Bedford Duo comprised of Monte Bedford (oboe), and Frances Bedford (harpsichord); and Paul Bowies' Sonata performed by the Parkside Piano Duo of Carol Bell and August Wegner. Admission for the program, which will precede a wine and chesse reception for concert - goers, is $2 for the public and $1 for students. The new music series is directed by Sturm and Wegner. Parkside's music discipline recently won national recognition for performance and promotion of new music. The National Federation of Music Clubs awarded its 1980 prize for encouragement of new music to Parkside in the public educational division and to the prestigious Eastman School of Music in the private education division. UW-P was cited for the New Music at Parkside series, its Oriana Trio international composition contest, its composer - in - residence program and other faculty and student programs featuring contemporary works. Visit Kenosha's Largest Record Department —Records—Sheet Music —Instruction Music— Lowest Price Always "The Place To Buy Records" 626 56th St. 654-2932 University of Wisconsin-Parkside lYTONA BE; LAST CHANCE TO SIGN UP FOR FUN IN THE SUN I (Already Half Filled) FROM $ 219 FLOP INCLUDES: • GREYHOUND TYPE BUS • 7 NIGHT'S LODGING OCEANSIDE HOTEL • OPTIONAL POPULAR SIDETRIPS FOR APPLICATION AND FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT: PARKSIDE UNION, ROOM 209 - 553-2200 4 Thursday, Februarys, 1981 RANGER Prof. Pollack visits husband and wife film producers RANGER photo by Dan McCormack STUDENT gladly donates blood. Give blood during the Winter Carnival blood donor drive. Donate blood during drive Everybody is invited to participate in a blood donor drive on Tuesday, Feb. 10 from 9 a.m. to 4 p m. in Union 104. The drive will be conducted by the Blood Center of So utheastern Wisconsin and is sponsored by the Campus Health Office. Campus nurse Edith Isenberg said no appointments are necessary. Research doesn't always involve sophisticated scientific equipment. Sometimes a simple tape recorder will do and the results when the research reaches the classroom can be equally effective. So, a tape recorder accompanied Parkside's dramatic arts professor Rhoda Gale Pollack on a recent trip to Hollywood to track down background information on Ely and Edythe Landau, an innovative husband and wife team of f ilm producers. The Landaus' projects include the American Film Theatre (AFT) series of 13 plays, mostly representative of the theater of the absurd. The unique feature of the series, Pollack says, is that the Landaus' film versions are remarkably faithful to the original playscripts. While cinema techniques rather than stage techniques were used in shooting the films, in most cases there was no screenplay adaptation, so that the films fully reflect the playwrights' intent, she notes. Since six of the films are the subject matter of a course Pollack is teaching this semester, she set about tracking down information about their creators. Because the Landaus' work has been largely non - commercial, aimed at select rather than mass audiences, Pollack found little material in standard reference sources. Still, she felt information on the Landaus and their pioneering work on film as literature would add a significant dimension to the course. So Pollack -got her "chutzpah" together, called the Landaus and outlined her project. The result was two hectic days of taping interviews with the pair in their Holly wood p r o d u c tio n headquarters. Pollack found the Landaus' idea for American Film Theater grew out of th eir experience in the late '50s and 60s when they were producing a "Play of the Week" series emphasizing high artistic standards for a non - commercial television station in New York City. Following that experience, the pair hit upon the idea of p roducing LILY TOMLIN IN AN EPIC COMEDY (GIVE OR TAKE w SHRINKING sill: • « >' P O M L IN • CHAMGS GKOOs M G 8 5 GGGrGG r A G | 1 : A s-' G w y : : Written by JANE WAGNER Musk: by SUZANNE CtANI Produced bv HANK MOONJEAN Executive Producer JANE WAGNER • D irected by JOEL SCHUMACHER • A UNIVERSAL PICTURE * MATCH'*! WAY MOT OS SUltAfiif «)H CHAOItt* NOW PLAYING AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU film versions of plays, again insisting on high standards of excellence, but giving them simultaneous nationwide exposure by developing a chain of theaters to show the films on a pre-paid basis. That concept grew into American Film Theater, which eventually had almost 700 theaters showing its film plays. AFT productions include stars like Katharine Hepburn, Maximillian Schell, Alan Bates, Sir Laurence Olivier, Glenda Jackson, Robert Ryan, Fredric March, Lee Marvin, Gene Wilder, Karen Black and Zero Mostel under the direction of Lindsay Anderson, Arthur Hiller, John Frankenheimer, Tony Richardson, Joseph Losey and other greats of the directing world. The six films from the series which Pollack has selected for her course are "A Delicate Balance," "The Homecoming," "In Celebration," "Jacques Brel is Alive and Well and Living in Paris," "Luther" and "Rhinoceros." The films will be shown at the Golden Rondelle Theater beginning Feb. 25 and can be viewed by the public by reservation, taken at the Rondelle two weeks in advance. The lecture portion of the course, which can be taken either for dramatic arts or English credit, is offered on the Parkside campus. Pollack said she plans to use her taped interviews with the Landaus both as background in the lectures and, in some cases, to play portions of the tapes letting the Landaus tell their story in their own words providing an oral history of their unusual careers. Valentine's Day* Lovely Gifts from Andrea's ... to be treasured long after the 14th. For every special person on y o u r l i s t . . . And gift wrapped to make it extra special. * Trifari Jewelry * Go r h am L e ad Crystal * Fancy Hearts with Russell Stover or F a n n ie May Chocolate > Delicious Jelly Belly G o urm et Jel ly Beans ) Unusua l and delightful Valentine Cards OPEN DAILY 9a.m. til 5:30 p.m. Friday til 8 p.m. Saturday til 5 p.m. ArKjra& 2401 -60th Street, Kenosha S^ n9Woman" not incredibly funny It's been a long time sinre J?_° a serum which will Pn«hi» _ # * by Bruce R. Preston It's been a long time since Disney has released any new films, but "The Incredible Shrinking Woman" brings back fond memories of Sunday matinees the whole family could enjoy. Although it won't appeal to everyone, it's definitely one you can feel safe about bringing the children to. Pat Kramer (Lily Tomlin) is a wife and a mother of two. She leads the normal life of a suburban wife until one day, as a result of too much perfume, hygiene spray, face cream, deodorant, etc., she starts to shrink. At first it's hardly noticeable but she soon becomes small enough to live in her daughter's doll house. Some cute scenes show how Pat lives from day to day, still trying to perform her motherly duties at a height of just over six inches. The storyline, however, becomes downright silly when she is kidnapped by the Organization For World Management (OWFM). The OWFM wants to collect a sample of h er blood and make it auditions Wisconsin theatre producers will audition actors, dancers, singers, designers, technicians and managers at the Fifth Annual Statewide Theatre Auditions on February 7-8 in Madison at the UW-Extension Wisconsin Center. The auditions, which are cosponsored by the UW-Extension Arts Development and the Wisconsin Theatre Association (WTA), are open to theatre enthusiasts of all ages. Twenty-four producing organizations will be represented at the auditions, including The Fireside Playhouse (Fort Atkinson), Peninsula Players (Green Bay), Heritage Ensemble (State parks), Friends Mime Theatre (Milwaukee), Northern Lights Summer Playhouse (Tomahawk), Wilson Street East Dinner Playhouse (Madison) and various University of Wisconsin theatres. Singers and actors should prepare musical and spoken material of t heir choice. A pianist will be available. Dancers will work out with a choreographer while producers observe. Dance auditions will only be held on Saturday, February 7. Interviews will be scheduled on Saturday for those participants seeking offstage positions. All participants should be prepared to supply photos and resumes for callbacks. A 1981 P roducers Catalogue is available to all registered auditionees. The catalogue describes the individual needs of participating theatres. Registration fees are $2.00 for WTA members and $5.00 for nonmembers. Registration forms are available from the Wisconsin Theatre Association, 610 Langdon St., Room 723, Madison, 53706. Phone registration will not be accepted and on site registration, u space is available, will be on a hrst come, first served basis. Call Sheila Hilke at 608/263-6945 for more information. C&R AUTO SERVICE Quality Auto Work Done At Reasonable Rates 10% OFF FOR UW-P STUDENTS Call 553-9092or 694-3712 or see Chuck In Union at 12:00 them fn GrT- YWch wiU enable °. shrink the world bv S a « 8 r i n to e a c h c o u n t r y 's fiPnScWl les - Pat .learns of this fiendish plot and calls upon the aid aP e who knows sign language, but the bumbling lab attendant finds them out and who cares? You know it just has to have a happy ending. best qhf ml - n ' 38 alway s»» at her oest. She mixes a little of each of her characters to produce a we* rii ?ff, erm\ ned woman whom Tif J u, m love with- Tomlin also doubles as Pat's best - friend - and - neighbor, Judith Beasley. Some interesting camera work is t25 y ° u never suspect any who arG 118 play ed on you when you see both ladies together EJ? S ? me ;°° mAs a sPecial treat Ernestine the telephone operator (also played bv Tomlin) makes a cameo appearance. Charies Crodin plays Vance, Pat s husband. Again, Grodin has a mediocre part (he was last seen f«! <Sol ?.f Hawn's spouse in Seems Like Old Times"). Grodin is an actor with quite a bit of talent, both comical and dramatic, but he is constantly given second and third banana roles. What the man really needs is a starring role in which he can extent show us abilities. Ned Beatty's performance is also disappointing. He is Dan Beame, Vance's boss, who turns Pat over to the OFWM. Beatty has proved himself competent in films like "Deliverance" and "Network" and the impressive TV movie "Friendly Fire," so why does he play these silly roles? One would have thought he'd have learned his lesson in "Superman" and "Hopscotch." His character has no substance and is predictable from the moment he first appears. Predictability is a disease which infectiously spreads to the plot. It runs rampant from the opening to the "surprise" ending (which was obvious, so it really wasn't a surprise) and is present in every scene in between. "The Incredible Shrinking Woman" falls short of fulfilling high viewer expectations (caused because it has so much potential but if it is taken as a light - hearted comedy for children, it could be enjoyed. "Come Blow Your Horn" in Kenosha Lakeside Players, Inc. debuts the second production of their season, "Come Blow Your Horn," at the Kemper gymnasium, 124' - 66th St., Kenosha, on Friday, Feb. 6. This delightful comedy is about two brothers — one a playboy and sophisticated man-about-town, the other a young and inexperienced kid trying to emulate his older brother. Their antics panic their par aits, but provide an evening of laughter for the audience. Directing this production is Noel Gentz, who has appeared on Lakeside's stage in "The Good Doctor," "Dracula," and most recently, "The Man Who Came to Dinner." He also appeared in Petretti Productions first play, "When You Coming Home Red Rider?" Gentz' assistant director, Wally Christofferson, is also a familiar face on the Lakeside stage. He has appeared in "Wait Until Dark," "John Loves Mary," "Dracula" and "The Good Doctor." Christofferson is doubling his duties during this production by portraying Alan Baker and assisting with the direction. Other performers include Barb Guttormsen as Peggy Evens, Rick Vacarello as Buddy Baker, Fred Batassa as Mr. Baker, Lori Oatsvall as Mrs. Baker and Debbie Bruckner as a guest. Performance dates are Feb. 6, 7,8,13,14,15,20 and 21. Curtain is at 8 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays, 7:30 p.m. Sunday Feb. 8 and 3 p.m. Sunday, Feb. 15. Tickets may be purchased at the door before all performances or by calling the Lakeside hotline, 652-5999. § Member Parkside 2 00 t Mention this ad! y^oieph 443322nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin Phone 654-0774 Z Wm 44jj /ma avi W § ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION HAS ALWAYS BEEN IMPORTANT Man learned at a very early age that good ideas have to be heard to be effective. So he devised his own method of getting those ideas across. Today, on ht e job ... or in school, communication remains a vital part of our world. Which is exactly what we'll be talking about in the upcoming issue of "Insider" — the free supplement to your college newspaper from Ford. We'll tell you how to improve your communication skills .. from writing term papers and doing oral presentations to communicating with friends, parents and persons of authority. And whether you're looking for an internship or a full-time job, we've got loads of info to help you get there. With tips on how to write a persuasive resume, handle an interview gracefully, use the telephone effectively, and much more. Check out the next issue of "Insider," and while you're looking, be sure to check out Ford's great new lineup for 1981 Including Escort, the new world car that's built in America to take on the world. FORD Thursday, February 5,1981 RANGER Gold risks to be discussed I Computer expert to speak here Opp innAtiiniftAo • • n . • otunities and risks in investing in gold will be the subject of a public seminar at Parkside on Tuesday, February 10, at 7:30 p.m. in the Union, Room 104. The seminar will explain and compare the various means of investing in gold (including coins and bullion), gold futures and gold stocks, according to Richard Keehn, professor of e conomics at Parkside and director of its Economic Education and Research Institute, the sponsor of the seminar. Other seminar panelists will be Marsha Stewart of E.F. Hutton Co., Inc.; Peter Foerster of Foerster Derizon Investment Co.; and Ayse Somersan, UW Extension professor of economics. Keehn said the panel will cover the risks and returns of the various forms of gold investments, mechanics of investing in gold and the pros and cons of gold as compared to investing in other financial assets and commodities. There will be opportunity for a question and answer session, according to Keehn. A $5 fee will be collected at the door which will open at 7 p.m: Concert to be presented Percussion ensembles of Parkside and UW - Milwaukee will present a joint concert at UW-P on Sunday, Feb. 15, at 3 p.m. in the Comm. Arts Theater. The program is free and open to the public. The UW-P ensemble will open the program with Alan Hovhaness' Sextet, featuring Eden Vaning as violin soloist, and Thomas A. Lacina's Three Poems to Handicapped Children with Frank Mueller as narrator. Both Vaning and Mueller are members of the UW-P faculty. Linda Raymond, a Milwaukee Symphony percussionist, directs the UW-P group. The post - intermission program will be presented by the UWM Music With Percussion Ensemble directed by Pavel Burda. The UWM percussionists will be assisted by Sigmund Snowpeck III and Group and members of Milwaukee's 20th Century Ensemble. They will perform Carlos Chavez' Toccata, Leonard Salzedo's Concerto for Percussion and Snowpeck's Roy Rogers Meets Albert Einstein. The Snowpeck work, recently premiered in Milwaukee, combines percussion, rock music, special lighting effects and acting, with Louise Arrata in the role of Albert Einstein and Jim Butchart as Roy Rogers. "Porter, Please" Continued From Page One performers who present over fifty of Cole's magnificent tunes. Theatre Three, one of Dallas' finest professional theatres, has earned high praise from audiences and critics alike for its annual composer salutes. "Porter, Please," first presented during the theatre's '77-78 season, is the creation of T heatre Three's Producer - Director Jac Alder, who has also devised musical revues showcasing the works of the Gershwin brothers, movie composer Harry Warren and "The Wizard of Oz " lyricist, E.Y. "Yip" Harburg. CLASSIFIED ADS PERSONALS FALINE, cut out any good stag pictures lately? Brick Maker BLACK SILK: Sharp heels, whips, foils. Good punishment? Lovingly Tinfoil IN NEED of underexposed young women: exposure guaranteed, "Student Militants". lOP'S AND CHAIN GANG want to paint Ranger's window. WHEN WILL the cowbells chime again? Dead - Ringer NOWBODY KNOWS what goes on behind closed doors. — MOLN 118 BLACK SILK: How long beforethe bed stops? Silk Moth JIM KASTEN loves Derby Queens. Cheerleader. A PRODUGIOUS GROUP of vociferous artisans attempted to castigate their heinous employer through ominous prognostications of his ephemeral life? Voltar ANYONE anti - |oker is also antl - Ranger Bear. Ranger Bear KENNY, write anything compelling and thought provoking lately? K.M. — Never mind. GRITS— Happy (Belated) Birthday!.. .Just wait. Grey Sweater ANITA RAASCH, Happy Birthday I Welcome home, John! Ranger Bear. KEN MEYER isn't old enough to wear Plnnochlo underwear! lOP's COME ON you guys can't you be a little more original? This Is the third time you've used that Plnnochlo bit, and this Is the third time it's failed. CHRISI? Kind of a knothole sounding word! Up yours. WHO HAS an I .Q. of 3? Anyone who picks on J.M., R.S., or the Joker! TO THE KAMICAZI GIRLS at OMS. Whip It. Whip it good! And remember don't try suicide! I c an't wait to scan you fr„om nine to five! — Your FAVORITE UsherMIKE H., Becky G. has gone peroxide. Give her a hug, KEN MEYER salivates at the sight of mittens. Chain Gang HP is a terminal case. lOP's BEGGARS can't be choosers about colors, Chain Gang DOES Sabine play the part of the hound? Play Watcher FOR SALE: Parkside Girls Tennis Outfits — contact Cheerleaders. (Pretty bad, aren't they?) MUGSY — next time don't catch me in my morning routine. MINI-CAR PARKERS keep your doors and bumpers to yourself 1111 Dented JEFF, give me liberty or give me hell. The Phantom HEY! Leave our shit alone — The Enema Band NOW I KNOW why they call It "Elementary Logic". BILL: Porka chops and mashed potatoes — come and get It. SALLY — How about breakfast; Dick. Paula — keep on smiling. COLLEGIATE SKILLS is like a vacuum cleaner, it sucks. WRONG. Collegiate skills Is like a cheerleader . . . WRONG AGAIN. Collegiate Skills Is a bunch of horseshit. HEY! Let's leave me out of thlsl Jeff CHRIS HAMMELEV is a real stud!!—From her Ranger admirers. WHOEVER insults the Joker doesn't know what they're In for. B-A-C-K-D-O-O-R11 Backdoor I Pow!l JOE, traveling incognito as an amiable buffoon, is not only a lackadaisical and licentious person, but he Is also a narcissist. Voltar ANDY — I don't want to sleep, I lust Rodney TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: For three years, we, the official Parkside Pep Band, have been taken hostage by a group of militant musicians. Please tell Bonzo we're here because we're here. WANTED: Conductor with sense of humor to lead group of wholesome, clean cut band members. Apply at shlthouse. OUR MUSIC speaks for itself — The Enema Band SO . . . ou y f i n a l l y adm it it! !! KIDSI Let's score at Notre Dame! My House (Junle) BLACK SILK: Poor Fish try again I W e know you aren't harmless ... Hot Stuff BLACK SILK: Death and pain really turns you on? Sick! M.J. (J) JEFF — skin comes in pastel color, especially mine. — Black Silk FOR ROLL on vibrating bed with Junle, she can be reached at Coffeey Shop at 8:00, take a number. MY HOUSE (JUNIE) — Sauna's make you sweat? Try S.E.X.I—L.S.S. TINFOIL — since bondage gets you hot try discipline!—Black Silk CHIPPER — Why not kinky? Open zippers get you hot. Black Silk DAWN — Painted in rainbow colors to have sex? Black Silk BRIAN — Vibrating bed? See me at Holiday Inn. Guess Who WANTED: One pair of used panties for chewing on. Call 634-0915. WANTED HOST FAMfLlESfor American Field Service foreign exchange students. Contact: Amy Petersen at 554-6865. TWO PASSENGERS to fly to Houston. Call Mark 681-1773 ROOMMATE: $120/month Including heat, 20 minutes. 878-4504, Tuesday, Thursday. HELP WANTED COLLEGE REP wanted to distribute "Student Rate" subscription cards at this campus. Good income, no selling involved. For Information and application write to : TIME, INC. College Bureau, 4337 W Indian School Rd., Phoenix, AZ. 85031. FOR RENT THREE BEDROOM HOUSE. Kenosha country setting. 634-8562 weekdays, 862-2883 weekends. GIRLS: rooms, Racine, near bus route. 634- 8562 weekdays, 862-2883 weekends. FOR SALE 1980 SUZUKI 550L black. Call 553-9362 after 4 p. m. MISCELLANEOUS AUTOMOBILE REPAIR. Engine and Body. UWP students 10% discount. 654-0876 "Trends in Microprocessors" will be the topic of a free public lecture by Dr. Bernard L. Peuto, director of computer design engineering for Zilog, Inc., an Exxon subsidiary, at 3 p.m. on Friday, February 6, at Parkside in Greenquist Hall, Room-103. Peuto previously was manager of computer architecture for Zilog and held a similar position at Amdahl Corp. where he worked in the areas of computer architecture, operating systems and performance measurements. He received an electrical engineering degree and a computer science degree from L'Ecole Superieure D'Electricite in France and MA and PhD degrees in computer science from the University of California at Berkeley. The program is aimed at engineers and professionals in computer sciences as well as hobbyists. It is sponsored by the campus Lecture and Fine Arts Committee, the Applied Computer Science discipline and the Parkside Computer Club. Pabst promotes college sweepstakes Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer is promoting a sweepstakes for college students that will pay more than $13,000 in tuition fees. The theme of the promotion, "Give That Student a Blue Ribbon," is geared toward the nation's eleven million college students. Pabst College Marketing Manager Janice Blankenburg said, "Students today are more concerned than ever before about the spiraling costs of going to college. For some lucky students, the Blue Ribbon Sweepstakes will serve as a vehicle to alleviate some of those concerns." Several prizes will be awarded. The grand prize is a $5,000 tui tion check. First prize is a $2,500 tuition check; second prize is a $1,000 tuition check; 50 third place prizes of $100 tuition checks will be given; 1,000 fourth prizes of "Give That Student a Blue Ribbon" Tshirts will also be awarded. Entry forms may be obtained in most places where Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer is sold. The Pabst Blue Ribbon Tuition Sweepstakes ends March 15, 1981. All entries must be received by March 22, 1981. Sign up for employment interviews February is the big month for employers looking for candidates to fill job openings. May and August 1981 graduates and alumni may sign up for employment interviews if they have a completed personal data sheet on file with the Alumni and Placement Office. Sometimes students are so eager to obtain their ideal position that they don't realize that the position is possible, but not probably, attainable as the first step (Mi a graduate's career ladder. The practical approach is to investigate any position for which one qualifies, even though it may not be related to the student major. Sales and retailing employers are looking for all majors. These two areas are the most available starting points in today's economy. Many sales opportunities involve more than just selling a product or service. They offer additional opportunities for business analysis, management training and marketing; these positions often progress to the executive level. One out of every four U. S. presidents started in sales. The range of e xperience in these fields is invaluable. In addition to campus interviews, job openings are either telephoned or mailed to the Alumni and Placement Office. Postings of all openings are placed in notebooks on a table in WLLC D173. Job Service is also affiliated with the Placement Office. Job Service offers opportunities for summer and part - time positions for students. Mike Plate (553-2656) is responsible for that part of the operation. For further information about placement services, call 553-2452 between 8 a. m. and 4:30 p. m. weekdays and until 7 p. m. Monday and Wednesday evenings. Product expert explains test history by Janet Wells Roger L. DeRose, New Products Manager for S.C. Johnson & Son, Inc., of Racine, shared the development of Agree, a leading personal care product, with an audience of about 55 persons on Monday evening, January 26, in the Student Union. Presented under the auspices of the Marketing Club, DeRose traced Agree from 1970, when preliminary market and chemical research began, to its 1976 introduction to the nation's consumers. Films of early trial commercials and slides of test and survey results illustrated the stages of product formulation and the professional care devoted to discovering consumer needs and preferences. According to DeRose, consumer comments led to the selection of a young target market and a product concept — "the greasies" — which is reserved to Johnson's use. An "honest" package shape with a "hang-tag" history around its neck was launched first in a simulated test market, using the assessor technique. After controlled store tests and media promotions, followed by measures of consumer response to product trials and product awareness, the company introduced Agree to its national sales force in November 1976. DeRose said that the product, which represented a $24 million investment, set company sales records in its first year of national sales. DeRose, a 1972 graduate of Parkside with a Masters Degree from Marquette University, responded to a series of a udience questions after the presentation. Kai Kazarian of the Marketing Club closed the program. Regular meetings of Parkside's Marketing Club are held in the Molinaro faculty lounge on Monday afternoons at 5 p.m. CLASSIFIED POLICY for student/ student organization 1. Submitters must present valid Parkside ID. 2. Two free ads — 10 words or less. 3. 30$ will be charged for every additional 10 words or less. FREE classified ads to STUDENTS DEADLINE: FRIDAY 10:30 AM! STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE Any registered UW-P student or student organization is qualified to insert a classified line ad in the Ranger at no cost if under or equivalent to 10 words. (Phone numbers equal 1 word.) Classification: Name. SS No.. Ranger WLLCD139 Coining Events C^^a^nt^^ 0rCau!B^^i2^or^^ree ndrtaQs VSp CerS '' %£**t0Dight at 7:30 pm" MEETING Inter-Varsity Rough eXsS5r P ° nSOredbyuw-Extension. Main D1S1. O pen to aU i nterested Gr ° UP meeting 12:30 " 1:30 P ™- in FILM "The Black Woman" will MSU. The program is free and own to SenuhLP'm' Uni° n 20 7 ' SP° nsored &X LECTURE at 3p.m. in GR103 D BpImS, ! C' ™ Zilog, Inc., will talk on "Trends ^£0^^- ^ t 2I of ComP uter Design of open to the public. oprocessers. The program is free and MOVIE "Coal Miner's Daughter" will he «hnum „» 0 . .. tSSSS £ fab" 0" is «•" ?—£ ' PeM,r * tor '' AdmlMi °° »' n a -« $1.00 for students and |S for others ParksIde - Admission at the door is MSma C° al Miner ' S Daughter " '*• repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union •ssasssssttsraM: Monday. Feb. 9 ROUNDTARLEat 12 noon in Union 106. Prof. Florence Shipek will talk on Economic and Social Impacts of W ater Rights Issues of Native Americans " The program is free and open to the public. Americans. COURSE "Effective Leadership, Motivating Employees and rnm UW^Extension t ° day ' CaU ®Xt 2312 for more detafls - Sponsored by Corinthians Smau Group meeUng ' Tuesday, Feb. 10 BLOOD DR IVE from 9 a.m. 'til 2:30 p.m. in Union 104-106. All are welcome Sponsored by the ParksIde Health Office. welcome. S ^™*il5° ld: ?, PP °^ tles and Risks " at 7:30 p.m. in Union 104. Call ext. 2259 for more information. The program is open to the public. DANCE " Old Style Night" featuring "Sierra" at 9 p.m. in Union Square. Admission is free. Sponsored by PAB. MEETING Peer Support meeting at 1 p.m. in Moln. 111. S ubject: study tips. Refreshments served. . Wednesday, Feb. 11 COFFEE HOUSE at 12 noon in Union Square featuring "Free Hot Lunch " Admission is free. Sponsored by PAB. FILM "Wilmington 10" will be shown at 1 p.m. in Union 207. The program is free and open to the public. Sponsored by the Minority Student Union. MEETING Peer Support meeting at 7:30 p.m. in Moln. 111. Subject: study tips. Refreshments served. BROWN BAG LUNCH/LECTURE Inter-Varsity Brown Bag Lunch Lecture, 1-2 p.m., Union 106. Everyone is welcome. MEETING Medical technology freshmen and sophomores are requested to attend an important meeting at 1 p.m. in Union 104. D iscussion will be the Medical Technology curriculum by the Med. Tech. faculty. RANGER photo by Brian Passino MEN'S BOWLING TEAM MEMBERS (back row, left to right) Jerry Zlgner, Andy Slkorskl, (front row, left to right) Jay Podella and John Peterson. RANGER photo by Dan McCormack Meatmen take Invitational by Dan McCormack The Parkside wrestling team travelled last weekend to the Windy City to take part in the Chicago State Invitational wrestling meet. Parkside came back with a good first place finish. AH ten of the Rangers entered in the various weight classes scored points toward the overall team championship. Parkside's only first place finisher at the meet was Ron Perron in the 142 pound weight class. Second place finishers for coach Jim Koch's team were Dean Quam at 118 pounds, Brian Bowling team wins tourney The Parkside men's bowling team won it's first invitational tournament of the year at Northern Illinois University at DeKalb. John Peterson, Jay Podella, Andy Sikorski, and Jerry Zigner represented Parkside as they rolled a 2570 3 -game series and defeated the host school by one pin. Over semester break the Parkside men's and women's teams competed in the collegiate spectacular in Las Vegas against over 100 colleges and universities from all over the country. The Parkside men made the best showing with a 44th place total for all events (team, doubles and singles combined). Haig Derderian and John Peterson led the way as both bowled at a 200 average clip for the entire tournament. A highlight for the Parkside men was when they met and defeated Wichita State University, the number one ranked team in the country, in an individual team match. The Parkside women showed consistent form throughout the tournament. While not placing high in the overall competition, the women's team of Lisa Peckus, Sharon Murphy, Ellie Becwar and Jan Oechler rolled games consistently in the 150 - 160 range. Table tennis winners Khai Luc, Tom Webers and Brian Walley placed 1st, 2nd, and 3rd respectively among 11 competitors in Parkside's ACU-I qualifying table tennis tourney held Jan. 26. Luc and Walley will advance to the ACU-I Regional Tournament in Milwaukee on Feb. 12-14, playing both singles and doubles matches. The other eight competitors were Tom Barrett, Colin Cronin, Marcello Greco, Tod Harding, Dave Koenen, Gary Ledger and Gary Neu. One Of Wisconsin's Finest Furriers Cefifi ati/l fjMifxiHj FURS "SINCE 1912 SINCE 1912 COMPLETE STOCK OF FURS COATS • JACKETS • LEATHERS CLEANING GLAZING REMODELING STORAGE 654-2138 5601 6th Ave. Irek at 190 and Paul Roth at heavyweight. Third place finishers were Tom Vania at 126, Bob Pekarske at 150, Russ Drankiewicz at 167 and Kieth Reicher at 177 pounds. Finishing fourth for the Rangers in the eight - team event were Mike Muckerheide at 158 and Kieth Olson, who is filling in for the injured Dan Winter at 134. Winter injured his knee in practice. At this time, it is not known what the extent of the injury is and whether or not it will keep him out of the national tournaments, which are less than a month away. This Saturday the Rangers travel to Marquette, Michigan to take on a tough Northern Michigan team which, like the Rangers, is ranked among the top ten NCAA Division II schools in the country. KENOSHA SAVINGS &LOAN ASSOCIATION To make your future look much brighter. $ ACADEMY OF BATON A DANCE X; i v: headquarters for "Gym Kin" Body Suits, 1 Gymnastic Suits, Tights — Ballet Shoes — T ap Shoes — -. All Dancing Supplies No better way to share the day... Good times, good food and the easy taste of Bud*. Welcome home. Budweiser KING OF BEERS' • ANHEUSER BUSCH INC • SI LOUIS Thursday, Februarys, 1981 RANGER ssrer «•=->. Rangers streak reaches four by Doug Edenhauser Despite Parkside's losing record, men's basketball coach Steve Stephens' tough early season scheduling for his team seems to be paying off right now against some very tough opponents in their own division. After losing the year's first seven games, the Rangers improved their season record to 9-11 with wins over two strong opponents last week. On Thursday, they overpowered Northern Michigan 78-63. They beat Chicago State Saturday on a last second shot 60- 58 to run their present winning streak to four games. Northern Michigan had a rare height advantage over Parkside and gave the Rangers a little trouble in the first half, at times holding a 10 point lead. With four and a half minutes left in the first half, Northern Michigan called a time-out and the Rangers used that time-out to regroup and rally to close the gap to two points at half time, 33-31. The two teams played evenly for the opening 3 1/2 minutes of the second half before the Rangers put together an 18-6 scoring spurt to take a 59-46 lead with 10:35 left to play. Try as they may, Northern Michigan couldn't get together to overcome Parkside's quickness. "I knew that if we got a good lead and forced them into a man-to-man defense, it was our game," commented coach Stephens. Stephens started 6-5 John Herndon at center in place of Curtis Green. "Curtis is a little rusty from his absence," said Stephens. "John (Herndon) played very well inside for us." On Herndon's starting assignment Stephens said, "I don't decide who plays; the players do." "Our defense was the key to the game," Stephens said. "Chuckie Perry put pressure on their point guard and that let the rest of the team anticipate better." Parkside may have to pay some dues to Northern Michigan later in the season in Marquette. With the reputation and record that Northern Michigan has built up, which is now 14-5, the Rangers better not get overconfident when they visit them. If there ever was a game that could really be termed' as a nail biter, Parkside's game Saturday night against Chicago State would go down in nail biter history. For such a small crowd, the noise that followed Curtis Green's tip-in at the buzzer was impressive to say the least. The opposing coach complained to the officials about the noise, stating that it was impossible to hear the buzzer over the crowd. All of the Parkside fans that I talked to after the game swore that they were sure they heard the buzzer that ends the game after the ball went through the net, although admittedly with some bias. About the tip-in that the fans that were at the game will remember for awhile, coach Stephens commented, "I don't know how he did it." Parkside and Chicago State played evenly during most of the first half until Chicago State put on a scoring spurt in the last four RANGER photo by Mark Anderson BUSTER WEBB pulls down defensive rebound In Ranger's win over Chicago State last Saturday. minutes of the first half, outscoring the Rangers 12-4, to take a six point lead at the intermission, 33-27. Parkside trailed most of the second half, if only by a few points, until John Herndon scored on a short jumper to tie the score for the final time at 58. Chicago State committed a fatal turnover shortly thereafter to allow Parkside to run a successful stall to set up a last shot. A Parkside time-out with 15 seconds left on the clock was called to set up for the winning shot. "We were debating about going for an out of bo unds play last shot or a set up play last shot. They made it tough to get the ball to Chuckie, so Blue (Reggie Anderson) took over at that point," Stephens said. Anderson, one of Parkside's two ail-Americans last year, took the ball inside and handed it off to Green, who missed his first lay up attempt but went up for the game tip-in as the buzzer sounded. Stephens has nothing but praise after the game for all of his players. "Reggie is an ailAmerican and he's playing like it," he said. As for Herndon, who led the Rangers with 15 points and contributed six rebounds, Stephens said, "John's playing the hell out of it right now. He's playing the game like it's supposed to be played." "The teams were tight in the first half," said Stephens. "A lot of the guys (from both teams) grew up together in Chicago and RANGER photo by Brian Passino PARKSIDE'S John Herndon goes up to take ball away from Northern Michigan opponent. everybody was trying to feel each other out. Both teams have respect for each other." Both teams play much the same style. Many balls were tipped around a few times before either team gained control. "It got a little ragged and rough out there at times," said Stephens, "but that's how we play and that's how they play. That's the kind of game I like." The Rangers are on the road this week, travelling to UWWhitewater on Tuesday and to Dubuque, Iowa to battle Loras College this Saturday. On Monday night, the Rangers will be home to battle a tough team from Saginaw Valley State, and then will host Lakeland College on Wednesday For a small fee of $2 students can come and see a hell of a good basketball game on either one of those nights. RESULTS Tuesday, Feb. 3 Parkside - 66 Whitewater - 48 Northern Michigan Eric Posey Matthew Johnson M. Mindeman Bruce Lamb Gregg Upton E. Montgomery Andy Kaufman Pete Marana Jeff Buelow J. Sobolewski Box Scores FG-FGA FT REB TP UW-Parkside TOTALS 2 8 0 3 4 4 9 7 6 15 4 13 6 5 14 1 1 0 2 2 4 7 0 8 8 2 6 4 3 8 1 2 0 2 2 0 1 4 1 4 0 0 2 0 2 2 2 0 0 4 20 49 23 35 63 Arthur Bright Reggie Anderson John Herndon Walter Greene Charles Perry Don Blythe Curtis Green WilbertWebb Dave McLiesh Tom Trotter Darrell Space Peril Hood UW-Parkside FG-FGA FT REB TP Arthur Bright Reggie Anderson John Herndon Walter Greene Charles Perry WilbertWebb Curtis Green Tom Trotter Dave McLeish Don Blythe TOTALS FG-FGA FT REB TP 2 8 2 8 6 10 18 2 7 22 10 14 0 5 20 6 12 3 4 15 4 12 0 4 8 0 1 0 1 0 2 4 1 2 5 0 2 0 0 0 1 2 0 0 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 o 0 0 0 0 0 o 35 73 8 39 78 TOTALS 2 6 0 1 4 6 10 1 11 13 V 12 1 6 15 4 10 0 2 8 4 10 2 4 10 1 3 0 2 2 1 5 2 5 4 0 3 0 1 0 2 5 0 2 4 0 0 0 0 0 27 64 6 38 60 Chicago State FG-FGA FT REB TP Ray Coleman Ron Collum Larry Lowe James Stephens Percy Leonard Curtis Tillman Jim Linn 17 2 12 11 8 9 1 17 6 10 8 9 8 0 TOTALS 27 60 35 58 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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