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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document er Wednesday May 10, 1978 Vol. 7 No. 32 Parkside has a iump on 1980 clientele Uw-Parksfde has a head start on the future because It already has the kind of student body and program direction that will be necessary to serve the changed educational clientele of the 1980s That was the key message UW-P Chancellor Alan E Guskm presented in his report to the University of Wisconsin System Board of Regents Friday during Its May meeting at Parks Ide Cuskin said "Three enrollment characteristics, in particular, distinguish ParksIde from most of the other campuses In the System" nearly 40% of Its students are older than "tradmcnallv-aged" college students, compared with less than half that for the UW System as a whole, about 50% of Its students are part-time, compared with about 20% for the UW System, a little more than 7% of Its student body IScomprised of etbrnc minorities, compared With lessthan 4% for the UW System He said that within five years, adults will make up 45 to .50% of UW·P's student body, part-tune students WIll comprise about 60%, and about 10% will be minorities The regional population is beginning to Shift, SO that by 1980 the 15-25 year old group wtll be declining and the 3O-SOyear old group Chancellor Alan Guskin will be increasing," he said in his report contin •• d on P.I. 7 herr' Last e ping the aiutes in Arizona Indian Tribe who reside in that region of northern Arizona. The Kaibab Paiutes, who maintain a history in that area dating back to 1150 A.D., had designed plans for a proposed campground site, to drum up increased tourist revenue, the basis of existance for many Southwestern Indian tribes. It was discovered later that their proposed campground site extended over an Archaeology site. Financially unable to comply to the Environmental Impact Statement and excavate the Site, the Kaibab Paiutes accepted an invitation from Parkside's Applied Anthropology Field School to excavate the site. The project was not only successful, both in completing the excavation and providing instructional training for students, but also 10 establishing a positive rapport with the Kaibab Paiute tribe. The following year the Applied Anthropology Field School chose to return to northern Arizona to partake in another project involving the Kaibab Paitute tribe. Plans for a motel complex on the Paitute reservations were drawn up. Before actual construction could begin, however, the tribe needed information of the type of tourist who would most likely utilize the facility. ·A questionnaire-type format was designed by Parkside's Field School and interviews were conducted with tourists at random. The report that arose from the results of the questionnaire (Reservation - Based Tourism: Implications of Tourist Attitudes for Native American Economic Development), was sent to the tribe, in April 76 and later presented by Ms. last at the Society for Applied Anthropology Annual Meeting. The Kaibab Paiute tribe, as a direct result of the report, shelved plans for a motel complex and decided to concentrate their efforts on further developing campground facilities and providing for tourist interest as indicated in the report such as hiking trails, museum, Archaeology sites and Indian cultural events. Cheryl explained how her involvement in the Appl ied Anthropology Field School has been an exciting and worthwhile venture. Never having left the midwest, she found her trip to Arizona, living in a tent for five weeks and at one point camping only 50 feet from the Grand Canyon, fascinating and extremely educational. This summer, the Field Michael J. Murphy Associate Editor Occasionally, and perhaps not often enough, this paper attempts to present certain notable accomplishments from students that have either received or are worthy of considerable recognition. Two issues ago, the Ranger published a press release concerning an anthropological report that was presented at an Anthropological convention in Merida, Mexico. The story, however, only managed to cover the more general aspects of the presentation and neglected the overall importance of the paper and the accomplishments of its authors. Cheryl last, who co-authored the paper with Dr. Richard Stoffle and Michael J. Evans, is an example of a Parkside student who is deserving recognition. Cheryl, a sophomore at Parkside, is one of few students at her collegiate level who can lay claim to having presented and co-authored a major Anthropological report at a major Anthropological convention. Such honors are usually reserved for graduate students or those already established in their field. Cheryl had not always maintained an interest in Anthropology," in fact she flunked her first Anthropology course in the Fall -of 75. Repeating the course that following Spring, she decided to sign up for Field School training program initiated by Dr. Richard Stoffle. Her motives were understandable. She was unhappy with her present scholastic state of affairs and she saw the Field School and the field of Applied Anthropology as a viable alternative. The Field School Cheryl was involved in was the second of it~ type offered through the Anthropology-Sociology divisions. The first Field School partook in the actual excavation of an Archaeological site in Arizona. Arizona law dictates that any Archaeological site uncovered in any developmental excavation is subject to protection in the interest of Archeology and Anthropology. Parkside was bestowed the unusual priviledge of partaking in the Archaeolofl~ giggings, provid~ng instructional training to stuc-nts as well as adding to the overall history of the area. Students helped in uncovering important subter-anean religious structures at the site. Parkside's involvement in the excavation of the site evolved from the needs of the Kaibab Paiute ., , !:. School, With Cheryl acung as a foreperson, will assist the Kaibab Paiute tribe In building an educational hiking trer! for tounsts and Will gather information to be used In the formulation of an educational guide booklet covenng the history of the Kaibab Paiute tribe and certain geographical sites of interest in the area Parkside is one of the few umversmes In the country to maintain such a unique relationship With a Southwestern American Indian tribe The Field School's concern for the Kaibab Paiute tribe illustrates how Anthropology and Sociology can not only study and analyze cultures, but can also aid in their advancement and continual existance. In this sense,the Field School here at Parkside exists as an example to other such university organizations And what of Cheryll She plans to pursue a future in Anthropology and IS presently filtenng out prospective Graduate schools. Now, with her coauthored paper soon to be submitted for publication, her future is most definitely assured. dn y V I. 7 y 1 I 97 o. 32 Parkside has a iump on 1980 clientele UW-Parkside has a head start on the future because 1t alread has the kind of student body and program direction that will be nece sary to serve the changed educational clientele of th 1980s. That was the key message UW-P Chane llor Alan Cu kin presented in his report to th University of W1 consin Sy t m Bo rd of Regents Frida during its Ma meeting at Parkside . Cuskin said "Three enrollment characteristics, in particular, d1stingu1sh Parkside from most of the other campu e nth S t m"· nearly 40% of its students are old r than " traditional! -a ed" college students, compared with less than half that for th UW System as a whole; about 50% of its students are part-time, compared with bout 20% for the UW System; a little more than 7% of its student bod 1s comprised of thn,c minorities, compared with less than 4% for th UW S st m . He said that within five years, adults will m e up 45 to 50% of UW-P's student body, part-time students will compri about b0%, and about 10% will be minorities . Chancellor Alan Guskin The regional population is beginning to shift, o that by 1980 th 15-25 year old group will be declining and th 30-50 y ar old group will be increasing," he said in his report. continued on page 7 Cheryl Last ___ _ • e ping t e a i utes in Arizona Michael J. Murphy Associate Editor Occasionally, and perhaps not often enough, this paper attempts to present certain notable accomplishments from students that have either received or are worthy of considerable recognition . Two issues ago, the Ranger published a press release concerning an anthropological report that was presented at an Anthropological convention in Merida, Mexico. The story, however, only managed to cover the more general aspects of the presentation and neglected the overall importance of the paper and the accomplishments of its authors . Cheryl Last, who co-authored the paper with Dr. Richard Stoffle and Michael J. Evans, is an example of a Parkside student who is deserving recognition . Cheryl, a sophomore at Parkside, is one of few students at her collegiate level who can lay claim to having presented and co-authored a major Anthropological report at a major Anthropological convention . Such honors are usually reserved for graduate students or those already established in their field . Cheryl had not always maintained an interest in Anthropology; in fact she flunked her first Anthropology course in the Fall -of '75. Repeating the course that following Spring, she decided to sign up for Field School training program initiated by Dr. Richard Stoffle. Her motives were understandable. She was unhappy with her present scholastic state of affairs and she saw the Field School and the field of Applied Anthropology as a viable alternative. The Field School Cheryl was involved in was the second of its type offered through the Anthropology-Sociology divisions. The first Field School partook in the actual excavation of an Archaeological site in Arizona. Arizona law dictates t hat any Archaeological site uncovered in any developmental excavation is subject to pmtection in the interest of Archeology and Anthropology. Parkside was bestowed the unusual priviledge of ~artaki~g in the _A~chaeolofJ" I ~iggings, provid~ng 1nstruct1onal training to stu - nts as well as adding to the overall history of the area. Students helped in uncovering important subte~nean religious structures at the site. Parkside's involvement in the excavation of the site evolved from the needs of the Kaibab Paiute Indian Tribe who reside in that region of northern Arizona. The Kaibab Paiutes, who maintain a history in that area dating back to 1150 A D., had designed plans for a proposed campground site, to drum up increased tourist revenue, the basis of existance for many Southwestern Indian tribes. It was discovered later that their proposed campground site extended over an Archaeology site. Financially unable to comply to the Environmental Impact Statement and excavate the site, the Kaibab Paiutes accepted an invitation from Parkside's Applied Anthropology Field School to excavate the site. The project was not only successful, both in completing the excavation and providing instructional training for students, but also in establishing a positive rapport with the Ka1bab Pa1ute tribe. The following year the Applied Anthropology Field School chose to return to northern Arizona to partake in another proiect involving the Kaibab Paitute tribe. Plans for a motel complex on the Paitute reservations were drawn up. Before actual construction could begin, however, the tribe needed information of the type of tourist who would most likely utilize the facility. ·A questionnaire-type format was designed b Parkside's Field School and interviews were conducted with tourists at random . The report that arose from the results of the quest1onna1re (Reservation - Based Tourism: Implications of Tourist Attitudes for ative American Economic Development), was sent to the tribe, in April 76 and later presented by Ms. Last at the Society for Applied Anthropology Annual Meeting. The Kaibab Paiute tribe, as a direct result of the report, shelved plans for a motel complex and decided to concentrate their efforts on further developing campground facilities and providing for tourist interest as indicated in the report such as hiking trails, museum, Archaeology sites and Indian cultural events. Cheryl explained how her involvement in the Applied Anthropology Field School has been an exciting and worthwhile v~nture. ever having left the midwest, she found her trip to Arizona, living in a tent for five weeks and at one point camping only 50 feet from the Grand Canyon, fascinating and extremely ed1:;1cational. This summer, the Field School, with Ch ryl acting as a for rson, will assist the Kaibab Paiute tribe m building an educational hiking trail for tourist and will gath r information to be used in the formulation of an educational guide booklet covering th h, tory of the Kaibab Paiute tribe and certain geographical sates of interest in the area. Parkside is one of the few uni er 1t1es in th country to maintain such a unique relationship with a Southwestern American Indian tribe. The Freid School's concern for the Ka1bab Pa1ute tribe illustrates how Anthropology and Sociology can not only study and analyze cultures, but can also aid in their advancement and continual existance. In th1 sense, the Field School here at Parkside exists as an example to other such university organizations. And what of Cheryl? She plans to pursue a future in Anthropology and 1s presently filtering out prospective Graduate schools. ow, with her coauthored paper soon to be submitted for publication, her future is most definitely assured Wednesday May 10, 1978 Best professor aw-ard deserved by Bob Jambois On friday, April 28th, the all-student awards committee for the Center for Teaching Excellence met for the last time. Over the course of a month, this committee evaluated the classroom performance of the thirty-two instructors who were nominated by their students for a teaching excellence award. On the basis of personal observations by members of the committee, interviews with students, and an assessment of the professor's SCAFEforms, the committee selected five names from the original list of thirty-two. One or two of these five people will be selected to receive the award by a final selection committee comprised of three students elected from the original awards committee, and three faculty members. In the past some students and many faculty members have criticized the Center's teaching award program as unfair or biased toward instructors with a lenient grading policy. They also question the extent to which inter-disciplinary comparisons of teaching ability can be-considered reliable. They conclude that since the award is not necessary, and the selection system is unfair, the Teaching Excellence Award program should be discontinued. 1 believe the award serves a useful purpose. One of the recurrent themes in student conversations on this campus is the alleged poor quality of instruction, or the low standard of education a student receives. As a result, a large percentage of Parkside students transfer to Madison or Milwaukee to finish their degree requirements. The.awards program can help counteract this phenomenon by making students aware of the fact that there are a number of talented people on.ourfaculty. Clearly, the instructor who receives the award is not necessarily the "best" professorat Parkside. Many fine instructors were not even nominated and consequently were not considered. Furthermore, as noted earlier, the screening process is certainly not perfect. HQ.wis one to define "Teaching Excellence"? How do you compare an advanced Biology lab to an Introductory Humanities class? Can a selection process be devised that will properly weigh all of the diverse but relevant variables that should enter into such a decision? I think not, but I would like to put the criticisms concerning the nominations and evaluation procedures in' the proper perspective. I do not believe that an acceptable standard of fairness entails an exhaustive, ali-inclusive review of the facts. Rather it is generally acknowledged that a reasonably diligent search for information, combined with an unprejudiced assessmentof that information, constitutes a reasonable substitute for omniscience. So, did the committee make a reasonable effort? Did we consider the information before us objectively? I would say that wedid. I was genuinely surprised' by the' level of effort of the students on this committee. Each professor was evaluated at least twice and those that were not screenedout in the first cut were evaluated four times. The number of students on the committee ensured that no professor would suffer at the hands of one biased detractor, or benefit from one particularly spirited defender. There had to be a consensusof opinion before any professor remained in consideration. I am not satisfied that whoever wins the award this year is the "best" that Parkside has to offer. But I do believe that the award recipient will be one of the best and will certainly be deserving of the recognition. 2 Honeck blasted • 13 thru 19 To the editor: Mr. Honeck's exhaustive, if not nauseating criticism of the Ranger (May 3), has added a new dimension to the word useless. I had to stand in awe when I thought of someone actually taking the time to read every . article in the paper and then circling the errors "for Fun." Mr. Honeck's definition of fun is QuestionablEtat least and I am sure I would not want to meet him at a party, as my definition of fun includes alcoholic beverages, lewd women, and certain carnal acts too disgusting to go into in detail. And I think his major should be quite obvious (refer to BussinessaliaBoringus April 19). Between circling the errors in the paper, writing that brilliantly witty letter, and darning his black socks, I'm sure the better part of his weekend was taken up (and I'm sure it was the better part). And now to the Ranger. I will not defend the errors that are made. I will simply try to explain them and hope that Mr. Honeck, in his magnificent omniscience, can come to sympathize and understand us lowly peons who produce the Ranger. First, let me say that many of the errors are not always made in the writing but sometimes in the typesetting - a process I am sure Mr. Honeck, in his obvious mastery of the newspaper business, is completely unaware of. Many articles, with last minute additions and words written in, can be easily • In misinterpreted in typesetting and appear as a mistake in print though the author of the article was faultless. Secondly, I wish Mr. Honeck would realize that the Ranger is written by students just like him (but hopefully not too much like him) who are not English majors either. Students who work on the newspaper in their spare time, students who get no credit and even less recognition for the\\'- work, students who do not have all the time or talent in the world, who have no journalism classes to help them and no incentives whatsoever to write for 'the paper except personal pride. In short, students who are insane.We do our best. Finally, Mr. Honeck should realize that the Ranger is understaffed and overworked. The majority of work is done by a few dedicated people, late at night or after a hard exam. When they'd rather be home in bed and really don't feel like putting out another issue of the paper ever again, thevre stuck with a deadline and, hard as it is to - believe, mistakes do slip through. So I wish Mr. Honeck would leave us alone with his petty, trivial, and not at all amusing comments. Anyone, even calculus majors, can criticize. It is devastatingly simple and all too widespread today. Getting involved, doing something, making Parkside more than just a building - that is the hard and all too non-frequent part. I suggest Mr. Honeck try it for a change. Pete Vernezze Staff Writer • . ·•. ..... •. . '.... CASH FOR TEXTBOOKS • • • . . . -, YOU NO LONGER NEED MAY You get the same price on. the 13th, , the 19th or any time I between UW Parkside ( Bookstore Monday - Thursday 9 U1. - 7 p.m. Frjday 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Saturday 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. I Wednesday Moy 10, 1978 'R!,nger Cammentary Honeck blasted To the editor: misinterpreted in typesetting and appear as a mistake in print though the author of the article was faultless . Best professor aw~rd deserved Mr. Honeck's exhaustive, if not nauseating criticism of the Ranger (May 3), has added a new dimension to the word useless. I had to stand in awe when I thought of someone actually taking the time to read every Secondly, I wish Mr. Honeck would realize that the Ranger is written by students just like him (but hopefully not too much like him) who are not English majors either. Students who work on the newspaper in their spare time, students who get no credit and even less recognition for theirwork, students who do not have all the time or talent in the world, who have no journalism classes to help them and no incentives whatsoever to write for the paper except personal pride. In short, students who are insane. We do our best. by Bob Jambois On Friday, April 28th, the all-student awards committee for the Center for Teaching Excellence met for the last time. Over the course of a month, this committee evaluated the classroom performance of the thirty-two instructors who were nominated by their students for a teaching excellence award. On the basis of personal observations by members of the committee, interviews with students, and an assessment of the professor's SCAFE forms, the committee selected five names from the original list of thirty-two. One or two of these five people will be selected to receive the award by a final selection committee comprised of three students elected from the original awards committee, and three faculty members . In the past some students and many faculty memeiers have criticized the Center's teaching award program as unfair or biased toward instructors with a lenient grading policy. They also question the extent to which inter-disciplinary comparisons of teaching ability can be considered reliable. They c9nclude that since the award is not necessary, and the selection system is unfair, the Teaching Excellence . , Award program should be discontinued. I believe the award serves a usetul purpose. One of the recurrent themes in student conversations on this campus is the alleged poor quality of instruction, or the low standard of education a student receives. As a result, a large percentage of Parkside students transfer to Madison or Milwaukee to finish their degree requirements . The _awards program can help counteract this phenomenon by making students aware of the fact that there are a number of talented people on -our faculty. Clearly, the instructor who receives the award is not necessarily the "best" professor at Parkside. Many fine instructors were not even nominated and consequently were not considered . Furthermore, as noted earlier, the screening process is certainly not perfect. HQ.w is one to define "Teaching Excellence"? How do you compare an advanced Biology lab to an Introductory Humanities class? Can a selection process be devised that will properly weigh all of the diverse but relevant variables that should enter into such a decision? I think not, but I would like to put the criticisms concerning the nominations and evaluation procedures in · the proper perspective. I do not believe that an acceptable standard of fairness entails an exhaustive, all-inclusive review of the facts . Rather it is generally acknowled1;ted that a reasonably diligent search for information, combined with an unprejudiced assessment of that information, constitutes a reasonable substitute for omniscience. So, did the committee make a reasonable effort? Did we consider the information before us objectively? I would say that we did. I was genuinely surprised' by the level of effort of the students on this committee. Each professor was evaluated at least twice and those that were not screened out in the first cut were evaluated four times . The number of students on the committee ensured that no professor would suffer at the hands of one biased detractor, or benefit from one particularly spirited defender. There had to be a consensus of opinion before any professor remained in consideration . · I am not satisfied that whoever wins the award this year is the " best" that Parkside has to offer. But I do believe that the award recipient will be one of the best and will certainly be deserving of the recognition. . article in the paper and then circling the errors "for Fun." Mr. Honeck's definition of fun is questionable. at least and I am sure I would not want to meet him at a party, as my definition of fun includes alcoholic beverages, lewd women, and certain carnal acts too disgusting to go into in detail. And I think his major should be quite obvious (refer to Bussinessalia Boringus April 19). Between circling the errors in the paper, writing that brilliantly witty letter, and darning his black socks, I'm sure the better part of his weekend was taken up (and I'm sure it was the better part). And now to the Ranger. I will not defend the errors _ that are made. I will simply try to explain them and hope that Mr. Honeck, in his magnificent omniscience, can come to sympathize and understand us lowly peons who produce the Ranger. , First, let me say that many of the errors are not always made in the writing but sometimes in the typesetting - a process I am sure Mr. Honeck, in his obvious mastery of the newspaper business, is completely unaware of. Many articles, with last minute additions and words written in, can be easily . ::· ; : .. .:,. ; : .... ,. : : ·~.: .: Finally, Mr. Honeck should realize that the Ranger is understaffed and overworked. - The majority of work is done by a few dedicated people, late at night or after a hard exam . When they'd rather be home in bed and really don't feel like putting out another issue of the paper ever again, they:re stuck with a deadline and, hard as it is to believe, mistakes do slip through . So I wish Mr. Honeck would leave us alone with his petty, trivial, and not at all amusing comments . Anyone, even calculus majors, can criticize. It is devastatingly simple and all too widespread today. Getting involved, doing ·something, making Parkside more than just a building - that is the hard and all too non-frequent part. I suggest Mr. Honeck try it for a change. CASH FOR TEXTBOOKS YOU NO LONGER NEED MAY 13 thru 19 . You get the same price on. the 13th, I the 19th c;,r any time • 1n between UW Parkside I Bookstore Monday - Thursday 9 a.m. - 7 p.m. Friday 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Saturday 10 a.m. - t p.m. -' I do not believe in an afterlife: but I am bringing a change of underwear just in case. Woody Allen STRANGER Wednesday May 10, 1978 Vol. 500,999,111 No. 1.123 Guskin to be reassigned Chancellor Alan E. Guskin had his duties reassigned today after a lengthy five second discussion with the chairman of the Executive Committee-of the Board of Regents of the University System of the State of Wisconsin who is also the President of the Board of Regents of the University System of the State of Wisconsin (I'd hate to see that guy's stationary). The discussion, Stranger was told in an off-therecord meeting. with Asst. Chancellor O. Clayton Johnson, began and ended when the chairman said to Guskin, "You're Fired". Johnson also stated that he and other administrative staff members were expecting this to happen, especially after the administrative staff sent memos to the chairman calling him "an incompetent, incapable, inaccessible, inactive, impediment, immature, inactive, impure, inadequate, incompatible, incomprehensible, inconclusive, blundering idiot," and signing Guskin name to it. "Without Cary Goetz (asst. Chancellor for Administration)," Johnson continued, "we would have failed in our attempt to overthrow the Guskin regime because it was he who finally mastered the signature and the spelling of Guskin's name. It took many months of practice, Gary gbt the style down within the first week but had many problems spelling AI." When Goetz was approached about the incident, he said, (confiding in Stranger's integrity of not saying who their informers are) "Hell yes, we worked on this thing for months, Guskin was getting too close to the students, we were afraid he was going to blow the whistle on us for buying a dozen police dogs to keep the students out of the penthouse. Those (explectives removed to maintain STRANCER'S high code of standards) students are (explectives are once again removed) we just don't want any students in this god-damned (oops) complex." Guskins new duties, officially to be announced later this week, are probably going to c -nsist of answering the telephone, typing letters, memos, and requisitions, filing, answering the phone some more, typing more memos, letters, and requisitions, filing copies of all the letters, memos, and requisitions, and occasionally using the Xerox machine (if he behaves himself). Guskin refused to comment on the reassignment, but in a bewildered look said Quietly under his breath "This is craziness." ... p.ge 43 '!IIr.tory Gu.kin: 'Tlii. I. cr.zi .... ' 'Honesty in menu terminology' now law The Government announced yesterday that a new "honesty in menu terminology" law will be enforced immediately. This statement was released from the White House by Amy Carter in the absence of the President's presssecretary. Ms. Carter, in fact, was instrumental in the passage of the law. last week, while eating in a local Washington Big Boy, she ordered "dried beef on toast with coffee" and was in reality served a "stuffed cabbage with grapefruit juice." This unforgiveable oversight, '1hich Ms. Carter attributed misleading menu advertisement, prompted her to complain to her father who countered with legislative action. Ms. Carter stated that the bill has actually been hanging for many years, ever since her school cafeteria began calling hamburger "Salisbury Steak" and ever since her friend Mary Lou got sick on what was called a "fish sandwich" but was in reality a "Betty Crocker pot holder." Ms. Carter feels that this is one of the more important legislative actions she's been involved in and should show the "big nasty restaurant owners that she means business." What the law states, in essence, is that all restaurants, delicatessens and food operating or vending companies must exercise a greater literal interpretation of what they offer to the public so as to avoid any misconception of menu listings." Ms. Carter, who is presently in the process of suing the Taco Bell Corporation because a dish of hot sauce refused to wash out of her "Winnie the Pooh" blouse feels that this is one of the more important legislative actions she's been involved in an'; apologized for repeating what she said tn the earlier paragraph In recognition of the new "honesty in menu termmologv' law, the Union Cafeteria has rewritten their present menu Instead of bacon, eggs and m.lk for breakfast, patrons can now expect to be served "scorched stnps of swine flesh, fried embryo of chicken, and white cow secretion" Other menu changes are pending public reaction. STRANGER Wednesday May 10, 1978 Vol. 500,999,111 No. 1.123 I do not believe in an afterlife: but I am bringing a change of underwear just in case. Woody Allen .. see page 43 f~r story Guskin to be reassigned Chancellor Alan E. Guskin had his duties reassigned today after a lengthy five second discussion with the chairman of the Executive Committee of the Board of Regents of the University System of the State of Wisconsin who is also the President of the Board of Regents of the University System of the State of Wisconsin (I 'd hate to see that guy's stationary). The discussion, Stranger was told in an off-therecord meeting_ with Asst. Chancellor 0 . Clayton Johnson, began and ended when the chairman said to Guskin, "You're Fired". Johnson also stated that he and other administrative staff members were expecting this to happen, especially after the administrative staff sent memos to the chairman calling him " an incompetent, incapable, inaccessible, inactive, impediment, immature, inactive, impure, inadequate, incompatible, incomprehensible, inconclusive, blundering idiot," and signing Guskin name to it. "Without Gary Goetz (asst. Chancellor for Administration)," Johnson continued, "we would have failed in our attempt to overthrow the Guskin regime because it was he who finally mastered the signature and the spelling of Guskin's name. It took many months of practice, Gary got the style down within the first week but had many problems spelling Al " When Goetz was approached about the incident, he said, (confiding in Stranger's integrity of not saying who their informers are) " Hell yes, we worked on this thing for months, Guskin was getting too close to the students, we were afraid he was going to blow the whistle on us for buying a dozen police dogs to keep the students out of the penthouse. Those (explectives removed to maintain STRANGER'S high code of standards) students are (explectives are once again removed) we just don't want any students in th is god-damned (oops) complex ." Guskins new duties, officially to be announced later this week, are probably going to <. -nsist of answering the telephone, typing letters, memos, and requisitions, filing, answering the phone some more, typing more memos, letters, and requisitions, filing copies of all the letters, memos, and requisitions, and occasionally using the Xerox machine (if he behaves himself). Guskin refused to comment on the reassignment, but in a bewildered look said quietly under his breath "This is craziness." Gusldn: 'This is craline11' 'Honesty. in menu terminology' now law The Government announced yesterday that a new "honesty in menu terminology" law will be enforced immediately. This statement was released from the White House by Amy Carter in the absence of the President's press secretary. Ms. Carter, in fact, was instrumental in the passage of the law. Last week, while eating in a local Washington Big Boy, she ordered "dried beef on toast with coffee" and was in reality served a "stuffed cabbage with grapefruit juice." This unforgiveable oversight, 1hich Ms. Carter attributed misleading menu advertisement, prompted her to complain to her father who countered with legislative action. Ms. Carter stated that the bill has actually been hanging for many years, ever since her school cafeteria began calling ' hamburger "Salisbury Steak" and ever since her friend Mary Lou got sick on what was called a "fish sandwich" but was in reality a "Betty Crocker pot holder." Ms . Carter feels that this is one of the more important legislative actions she's been involved in and should show the "big nasty restaurant owners that she means business." What the law states, in essence, is that all restaurants, delicatessens and food operating or vending companies must exercise a greater literal interpretation of what they offer to the public so as to avoid any misconception of menu listings • Ms. Cacter, who 1s presently in the process of suing the Taco Bell Corporation because a dish of hot sauce refused to wash out of her "Winnie the Pooh" blouse feels that this is one of the mor~ important legislative actions shes been involved in ;inn apologized for repeating what she said in the earlier paragraph In recognition of the new ''honesty in menu terminology# law, the Union Cafetena has rewritten their pr ent menu. Instead of bacon, eggs and milk for breakfa t, patrons can now expect to be serv d " scorched strips of swine fie h, fried embryo of chicken, and white cow secretion". Other menu change are pending public reaction . 4 Wednesday May 10, 1978 STRANGER Sex Department ,to co-op changes image challenge FJH-FWB&C but discriminating against the rest of Homo renters. FjHFWB&C president Father Dorothy john says that their students' right to sexual freedom will be violated if the Sex Department prevails. But the government says that by entering into an agreement with a large portion of Homo's landlords, FJHFWB&C is violating the.right of many Homo residents/to live where they want. 'Homo's Chamber of Commerce has received numerous complaints from a number of gay bars in the area charging that the decision will seriously hamper the area's gay business. Sex department officials said that they would delay court action if FJHFWB&C agreed to negotiate a sexual settlement, but University sources indicated that they saw little room in their schedule for compromise and were expecting litigation. The US Department of Sex is challenging Father John's Home for Wayward Boys & Chicks policy of requiring off-campus students to live in sex-segregated housing. The federal government plans to sue FJHFWB&C, charging violations of the Free Loving Act. Sponsored by the Late In The Day Sinners Church (Hormone), FjHFWB&C prohibits all virgin men and women students, Hormone or not, from living in any Homo, Utah housing that is not a single-sex dwelling. The Sex Department's beef is not with FJHFWB&C policy, but with its effects on Homo's rental policies. The department's accusation, along with the Homo nonstudent who initiated the complaint, is that FjHFWB&C and 36 Homo landlords are accomodating the 160,000 FjHFWB&C off-campus students, Food Co-op remodeled at a cost overrun of $1.5 million _ story on page 45 Carnal Activities for the Handyman unexplored field but should earn him enough money to continue his research on sex roles in carivorous plants . Skittles is 103 years old. at age thirty with the daughter of an Arabian camel salesman while in the Foreign legion. This, Skittles stated, prodded him to his current research. Skittles said that his current lecture tour should not only enlighten interested students into this new ann vastlv Dr. Skittles is the auther of several books concerning the subject of his lecture including Everything You Always Wanted To Know about Household Maintenance But Were Afraid To Ask and The Handicraft Guide To Sexual Positions. Dr. Skittle's wite,_ otherwise known as Mrs. Dr. Skittles, whole-heartedly supports her husband in his studies, expeciaJIy chapters 10 through 14 in The Handicraft Guide to Sexual Positions. Dr. Skittles admitted to being sexually inhibited as a child, having his first sexual encounter Beastiality, Sodomy and Home Repairs will be the topic of a iecture by Dr. Tippy Skittles. Dr. .Skittles, presently a resident at .the Ed Gein school of Criminal Insanity and Creative Upholstery holds a MS in Social Psychology, a as in Chemical Engineering and is a certified plumber. AIN'T NO MORE BOWLING TOURNEY Entry Fee $1.00 Includes bowling, beer, pool & foosbal Sponsored cooperation by E.F. with Madrigrano Parkside Union • In MAY n7 p.m. to 10 p.m. J PRIZES! Mugs. T shirts. Bowling & year's supply of free Certificates beer Wednesday May 10, 1978 STRANGER CO-OP changes image food Co-op remodeled at a cost overrun of $1.5 million . story on page 45 4 Sex Department ~to challenge FJHFWB&C The US Department of Sex is challenging Father John's Home for Wayward Boys & Chicks policy of requiring off-campus students to live in sex-segregated housing. The federal government plans to sue FJHFWB&C, charging viol~tions of the Free Loving Act. Sponsored by the Late In The Day Sinners Church (Hormone), FJHFWB&C prohibits all virgin men and women students, Hormone or not, from living in any Homo, Utah housing that is not a single-sex dwelling. The Sex Department's beef is not with FJHFWB&C policy, but with its effects on Homo's rental policies . The department's accusation, along with the Homo nonstudent who initiated the complaint, is that FJHFWB&C and 36 Homo landlords are accomodating the 160,000 FJHFWB&C off-campus students, but discriminating against the rest of Homo renters . FJHFWB&C president Father Dorothy John says that their students' right to sexual freedom will be violated if the Sex Department prevails . But the government says that by entering into an agreement with a large portion of Homo's landlords, FJHFWB&C is violating the _right of many Homo residents1 to live wh,ere they want. Homo's Chamber of Commerce has received numerous complaints from a number of gay bars in the area charging that the decision will seriously hamper the area's gay business . Sex department officials said that they would delay court action if FJHFWB&C agreed to negotiate a sexual settlement, but University sources indicated that they saw little room in their schedule for compromise and were expecting litigation. Carnal Activities for the Handyman Beastiality, Sodomy and Home Repairs will be the topic of a lecture by Dr. Tippy Skittles . Dr. Skittles, presently a resident at · the Ed Gein school of Criminal Insanity and Creative Upholstery holds a MS in Social Psychology, a BS in Chemical Engineering and is a certified plumber. Dr. Skittles is the auther of several books concerning the subject of his lecture including Everything You Always Wanted To Know about Household Maintenance But Were Afraid To Ask and The Handicraft Guide To Sexual Positions. Dr. Skittle's wite, _ otherwise known as Mrs. Dr. Skittles, whole-heartedly supports her husband in his studies, expecially chapters 10 through 14 in The Handicraft Guide to Sexual Positions. Dr. Skittles admitted to being sexually inhibited .as a child, having his _first sexaal encounter at age thirty with the daughter of an Arabian camel salesman while in the Foreign Legion. This, Skittles stated, prodded him to ,his current research . Skittles said that his current lecture tour should not only en I ighten interested students into this new anci vastlv unexplored field but should earn him enough money to continue his research on sex roles in carivorous plants . Skittles is 103 years old . AIN'T NO MORE BOWLING TOURNEY Entry Fee $1.00 Includes bowling, beer, pool & foosba·I Sponsored by E.F. Madrigrano in cooperation with Parkside Union J MAY 11 th 7 p.m. to 1 Q p.m. PRIZES! Mugs• T shirts• Bowling & year's supply of free Certificates beer Wednesday May JO, J978 STRANGER Ethnocentric chart released A complete chart outlining the Minorities Week, several stuentire ethnocentric makeup of dents from the sociology Parkside's 1978 enrollment was discipline partook in a social released last Friday as a part of exchange program. Students the Let's Make the Minorities were required to go out in their Feel Welcome Day ceremony. respective communities and The celebration was a part of wash cars, check baggage; shine National Minorities Week as shoes and pick apples in order to designated by President Carter. gain insight into certain minority Festivities included taco -occupations. At the end of the making and hat dancing in 0111, day students were also required prayer shawl knitting and to pick a minority on the street sabbath prayer instructions in and agree to a home exchange the Corum. Arts parking lot, a Pat for the evening. Students were O'Brien look-a-like contest in then asked to write a paper on Union Square, seal harponing their experience and the reaction and igloo building at the Phy. Ed. of their parents. Pool, and stereotype caricaturing The ethnocentric chart of in main place. Parks ide's student population The day ended with an address was compiled and tabulated by from the Imperial Grand Knight the League of Women Voters. of the Northern chapter of the Indfvidual test SCOres from Ku Klux Klan explaining new the university's placement exam methods of dealing with were tabulated and compared to minority neighbors and the national averages. From these advantages of permanant press national averages, which took sheets. into account race as a In recognition of National determining factor in, rating exam scores, the ethnocentric makeup of the student was determined. The chart reads as follows: Peruvian 64% White Anglo Saxon Amer 31% Black 2% Other 2% Irish 1% "Although basically an approximation," said Harry Gonzales, head of the- League of Women Voters, "1 feel that this chart accurately reflects Parksides racial demographics." The PAB Cinema Board, recognizing the only 2% population of blacks at Parks ide, have released their list of movies for the Fall 78 season. The list includes; The Birth of a Nation, the best of Stepin Fetchit, a selection of Amos and Andy shorts and Song Of The South, which will be capped by a faculty minstrel show in recognition of George Wallaces's birthday. Women top Men In sports action this past week the girls softball team gave the men's tennis team more than they could handle in a game of monopoly. This came as somewhat of an upset seeing as how athletes, especially women athletes have traditionally been of somewhat less intelligence than the average person. However, this loss by the tennis team can be easily explained by talking to the average tennis player. This writer was not able to find a tennis player on the team that could talk with a mouthful of tennis balls, so no P .A.B. Presents: SATURDAY MAY 20 interviews were possible. In other sports news, tryouts for the Parkside women's nude swimming relay team are being held this weekend in the darkroom of the Ranger office. Ask for the sports editor or call 553-2295 for an appointment. 4 COtmST • I at ') • What IS a Clarnatot Where is It found? Does It grow' Who mvemed it? Do you eat It, drink It, picket la \'\Ihere do you buy it, In a hardware store, a supermarket, an apothecary Shoplls It sexy' This unusual research challenge has been hurled at America's college students by a company that has absolute mterest In finding the most Intngulng and humorous definition of a Clamato, whatever It IS. Mr Anng Dumbrowskr, president of the Dumbv-Sku Company, announces that 1 billion dollars be rewarded to the college student creating the best description of the hybrid Five addnional dollars (hint, hint) will go to a runner-up and $250 will be awarded to the person whose response IS chosen third best A panel of famous Judges Will select the wmn rs. according to Mr Dumbrowski, who said the competition will start on May 31, and Will end November 3, 1978 The contest is open to any current full-time college student in the United States The answer to "What IS a Clarnato!", can be submitted in the form of an article, short story, fable, a painting, cartoon, jingle, photograph or sculpture, or any other means a student may employ. Contestants may enter as many times as they wish and no proof of purchase IS necessary All entries should be sent to: What is a Clamato Contest 1717th Floor 1212-12th Avenue of the South American New York, N) 1003600 All entries and ideas cannot be returned and WIll become the property of the Dumbv-Skf Company Decisions of the judges will never be final Be sure to provide your name and address as well as the name of your college or uruversitv With your entry SUNDAY MAY 21 1:00 5:00 Legs Contest Gong Show 5:45 Doors re-open - Synod - Bad Boy - Heartstrings 6:00 doors open - Headstone ADMISSION SUN: $2.50 U.W.P. Students $2.50 Guests $3.50 Guests SAT: $1.50 U.W.P. Students U.W. & Wisc. I.D.'s Required Wednesday May 1(1, 1978 STRANGER Ethnocentric chart released • A complete chart outlining the Minorities Week, several stuentire ethnocentric makeup of dents .from the sociology Parkside's 1978 enrollment was discipline partook in a social released last Friday as a part of exchange program. Students the Let's Make the Minorities were required to go out in their Feel Welcome Day ceremony. respective communities and The celebration was a part of wash cars, check baggage,_ shine National Minorities Week as shoes and pick apples in order to designated by President Carter: gain insight into certain minority Festivities included taco - occupations. At the end of the making and hat dancing in D111, day students were also required prayer shawl knitting and to pick a minority on the street sabbath prayer instructions in and agree to a home exchange the Comm. Arts parking lot, a Pat for the evening. Students were O'Brien look-a-like contest in then asked to write a paper on Union Square, seal harponing their experience and the reaction and igloo building at the Phy. Ed . of their parents. Pool, and stereotype caricaturing The ethnocentric chart of in main place. Parkside's student population The day ended with an address was compiled and tabulated by from the Imperial Grand Knight the League of Women Voters. of the Northern chapter of the lndTvidual test scores from Ku Klux Klan explaining new the university's placement exam methods of dealing with were tabulated and compared to minority neighbors and the national averages. From these advantages of permanant press national averages, which took sheets. into account race as a In recognition of National determining factor in. rating exam scores, the ethnocentric makeup of the student was determined. The chart reads as follows · Peruvian White Anglo Saxon Amer. Black Other 64% 31% 2% 2% Irish 1% "Although basically an approximation," said Harry Conzales, head of the· League of Women Voters, "I feel that this chart accurately reflects Parksides racial demographics." The PAB Cinema Board, recognmng the only 2% population of blacks at Parkside, have released their list of movies for the Fall 78 season. The list includes; The Birth of a ation, the best of Stepin Fetchit, a selection of Amos and Andy shorts and Song Of The South, which will be capped by a faculty minstrel show in recognition of George Wallaces's birthday. I o? What rs a Clamato1 Where is rt found? Does it 1t1 Do you eat It, drink It, pie et it? \ buy It, m a hardware store, a apothecary shop1 Is It exy? This unusual research chall n at America's college tud nts b a comp n has absolute interest m fmdmg th mo t mtn and humorous defm1t1on of a Clamato, what is. Mr Anr1g Dumbrow kt, Dumb -Skit Compan , announ n th dollars be rewarded to th coll e tuden r a m the best description of th hybrid Fi add1t1onal dollars (hmt, hint) writ go to a runner-up and S2 SO will be awarded to the person ho re pon t\ chosen third best. A panel of famous Judges will el ct th according to Mr. Dumbro ski, who competition writ start on Ma 31, and o ember 3, 1978. wrnn a,d th will end The contest is open to an curr nt full-tlm college student m the United Stat . Women top Men The answer to ''What Is a Clamato1", can submitted in the form of an articl •, hort tory, fable, a painting, cartoon, Jtngl , photo raph or sculpture, or an oth r m ans a tud nt ma employ. Contestants may enter a man tIm they wish and no proof of purcha~ All entries should be sent to · What is a Clamato Contest In sports action this past week the girls softball team gave the men's tennis team more than they could handle in a game of monopoly . This came as somewhat of an upset seeing as how athletes, especially women athletes have traditionally been . of somewhat less intelligence than the average person . However, this loss by the tennis team can be easily explained by talking to the average tennis player. This writer was not able to find a tennis player on the team that could talk with a mouthful of tennis balls, so no interviews were possible. In other sports news, tryouts for the Parkside women's nude swimming relay team are being held this weekend in the darkroom of the Ranger office. Ask for the sports editor or call 553-2295 for an appointment. 1717th Floor 1212-12th Avenue of the South Am rican ew York, J 1003600 All entries and ideas cannot be returned and will become the property of the Dumby-Ski1 Compan • Decisions of the judges will nev r be final. ur to provide your name and addre s a ~ II a th name of your college or unIver ity with our nt P .A.B. Presents : SATURDAY MAY 20 6:00 doors open Heartstrings ..... Headstone ,, SUNDAY MAY 21 1:00 5:00 Legs Contest Gong Show 5:45 Doors re-open ..... Synod ..... Bad Boy SAT: ADMISSION SUN: $1.50 U.W.P. Students $2.50 Guests $2.50 U. W .P. Students $3.50 Guests U.W. & Wisc. 1.0.'s Required I Wednesday May JO, 1978 Sexual Deviants on Film Polanski to speak World renown filmmaker Roman Polanski will be a guest speaker at Parkside this Thursday as a part of the S~xual Deviants on Film program sponsored by the Parkside film department. Mr. Polanski will preview and lecture on his films, including Chinatown and Rosemary's Baby, and, after the films, will accept any Questions from the audience beginning with the word lithograph. After his film presentation, Mr. Polanski will retire to the teacher's lounge where he will conduct an informal discussion on Child Molesting and Deliquent Instruction of Minors accompanied by slides taken at his home by his friend and skiing companion Jack Nicholson. Polanski, besides being one of the finest filmmakers around, is an outspoken advocate of proper child care and feeding and is currently authoring a book called Extraneous Diets For The Young. Polanski's goals are to establish child care centers all around Europe, all of which he \ will personally supervise, and to assure the total elimination of sexual child abuse outside a twenty mile perimeter of his home. Polanski also holds weekend classes for any girl under 17 who wish to be instructed on rape defense and post-coital courtroom> action. Instructions will also be given on Living Abroad, for any interested parties. Polanski is currently working on a new film titled Who Ya Gonna Believe which he admits is somewhat autobiographical in nature. Although he wouldn'L; completely reveal the plot, Planski said that the film takes - , place in Uraguay and concerns a sheep herders ostracism from society. Although the selection of the cast has not as yet been finalized, it is rumoured that the part of the sheepherder will be played by the late Bing Crosby. Polanski's film screenings and presentation here at Parkside is the second to last program in the Sexual Deviants on Film series. The last program The Best of Fally Arbuckle, will be presented Wednesday, May 31. Mr. Polanski wears a size seven shoe. Big Bats in Action The battle that everyone was looking forward to ,was finally about to happen, namely the big bats of the baseball players vs. the guys who do it for ninety minutes, the soccer players. The stage was set and both teams came running onto the field of play in nothing but their jockstraps and referee Angela Hyer (Penthouse Pet of the Month) gleefully looked on and giggled. This reporter just happened to be standing behind the ref and I asked why she was laughing. Her reply was that there was no way the soccer players could do it for ninety minutes and that by the sizes of the jockstraps, the baseball players had nothing more than pencil stubs and came no where near their boast of big bats. l:J~i/uJtP~~· 4t1$;e~~" anctmany more, too! We have the right ring for you, in the right style at the right price. lUustrations slightly enlarged THE STORr WITH MORE -KENOSHA'S LARGEST JEWELER UERBERY·S COINER 58th 5T. & 7th AVE. STRANGER • 4 Dr. Klinkhoefer Kirchloff Rats VB. Cancer Clinic to be held Cancer. A disease which takes the lives of thousands of rats, young and old, every year. And seemingly without warning. What can we do to prevent cancer in their lives? What are cancer's warning signals? These questions and more will be discussed in a three-week cancer prevention clinic called "The Decision Is The Rats" jointly sponsored by the American Cancer Society and the Society for the Prevention of Exterminating Rats as a public service in an effort to teach area rats what they can do to defend themselves against death from cancer. The first step is knowing how to identify cancer's signs. The"program will be held at the Union cafeteria kitchen beginning at 7:00 p.rn. and the topics will be presented by three well-known area Veterinarians. The topics are: May 10: Dr. Boblitz Goosekin, Surgeon, will discuss cancer of the breast of the female rat. May 17: Dr. Klinkhoefer Kirchloff, Gastroenterologist, will discuss cancer of the rats colon. May 24: Dr. Vozzi Wadwoitz, Chest and Vascular Vet of Star Wars, will discuss cancer of the rats lung. All of the programs will have visual as well· as written materials and the Veterinarians will answer specific questions. Reservations for this free program can be made by calling Suga Food Service. MONTH OF MAY ·ONLY SPRINC CLEAN UP SALE AT J J'S A TRADE IN OLD RECORDS. TAPES CLEAN UPYOUR COLLECTION TRADE IN DEAL TRADE IN DEAL NEW RECORDS 6 MONTHS OR LESS OJ '. PROMO ALL L P'. $1.00 WITH J .J'. RECE IPT ALL CUT.OUTS 1/2 OF F .. 50¢ EACH . RECORDING MUST NOT BE BROKEN J - J 'S NOWLOCATED AT . 3101 DURAND AVENUE ELMWOOD PLAZA SHOPPING CENTER (BETWEEN PENNEY'S. LEPP'SI Wednesday May 10, 1978 Sexual Deviants on film Polanski to speak World renown filmmaker Roman Polanski will be a guest speaker at Parkside this Thursday as a part of the s'exual Deviants on Film program sponsored by the Parkside film department. Mr. Polanski will preview and lecture on his films, including Chinatown and Rosemary's Baby, and, after the films, will accept any questions from the audience beginning with the word lithograph . After his film presentation, Mr. Polanski will retire to the teacher's lounge where he will conduct an informal discussion on Child Molesting and Deliquent Instruction of Minors accompanied by slides taken at his home by his friend and skiing companion Jack Nicholson . Polanski, besides being one of the finest filmmakers around, is an outspoken advocate of proper child care and feeding and is currently authoring a book called Extraneous Diets For The Young. Polanski's goals are to establish child care centers all around Europe, all of which he , will personally supervise, and to assure the total elimination of sexual child abuse outside a twenty mile perimeter of his home . Polanski also holds weekend classes for any girl under 17 who wish to be instructed on rape defense and post-coital courtroom action . Instructions will also be given on Living Abroad, for any interested parties. Polanski is currently working on a new film titled Who Ya Gonna Believe which he admits is somewhat autobiographical in nature. Although he wouldn't,.,... completely reveal the plot, Planski said that the film takes place in Uraguay and concerns a sheep herders ostracism from society . Although the selection of the cast has not as yet been finalized, it is rumoured that the part of the sheepherder will be played by the late Bing Crosby. Polanski's film screenings and presentation here at Parkside is the second to last program in the Sexual Deviants on Film series . The last program The Best of Fatty Arbuckle, will be presented Wednesday, May 31 . Mr. Polanski wears a size seven shoe. Big Bats in Action The battle that everyone was looking forward to was finally about to happen, namely the big bats of the baseball players vs. the guys who do it for ninety minutes, the soccer players . The stage was set and both teams came runni.ng onto the field of play in nothing but their jockstraps and referee Angela Hyer (Penthouse Pet of the MCinth) gleefully looked on and giggled . This reporter just happened to be standing behind the ref and I asked why she was laughing. Her reply was that there was no way the soccer players could do it for ninety minutes and that by the sizes of the jockstraps, the baseball players had nothing more than pencil stubs and came no where near their boast of big bats . ~~JI#~~© 4?$,ef~" and_~any ~ore, too! We have the right ring for you, m the nght style at the right price. Illustrations slightly enlarged THE STORt WITH MORE -KENOSHA'S LARGEST JEWELER HERBERT'S CORNER 58th ST. & 7th AVE. STRANGER 4 ~fllM.l,;;_~· ~ .. Dr. Klinkhoefer Kirchloff Rats vs. Cancer , Clinic to be held Cancer. A disease which takes the lives of thousands of rats, young and old, every year. And seemingly without warning . What can we do to prevent cancer in their lives? What are cancer's warning signals? These questions and more will be discussed in a three-week cancer prevention clinic called "The Decision Is The Rats" jointly sponsored by the American Cancer Society and the Society for the Prevention of Exterminating Rats as a public service in an effort to teach area rats what they can do to defend themselves against death from cancer. The first step is knowing how to identify cancer's signs. The· program will be held at the Union cafeteria kitchen beginning at 7:00 p".m . and the topics will be presented by three well-known area Veterinarians . The topics are: May 10: Dr. Boblitz Coosekin, Surgeon, will discuss cancer of the breast of the female rat. May 17: Dr. Klinkhoefer Kirchloff, Castroenterologist, will discuss cancer of the rats colon . May 24: Dr. Vozzi Wadwoitz, Chest and Vascular Vet of Star Wars, will discuss cancer of the rats lung. All of the programs will have visual as well as written materials and the Veterinarians will answer specific questions. Reservations for this free program can be made by calling Suga Food Service. MONTH OF MAY ·ONLY SPRINC CLEAN / UP SALE AT J J'S A TRADE IN OLD RECORDS & TAPES · CLEAN UP YOUR COLLECTION TRADE IN DEAL NEW RECORDS 6 MONTHS OR LESS ALL L P's $1.00 WITH J -J's RECEIPT 1/ 2 OFF ALL CUT-OUTS DJ 's PROMO .. RECORDING MUST NOT BE BROKEN 50¢ EACH . J - J'S NOW LOCATED AT . 3101 DURAND AVENUE ELMWOOD PLAZA SHOPPING CENTER (BETWEEN PENNEY'S & LEPP'S) Wednesday May 10, 1978 continued from page 1 GUSKIN---- He said an analysis of the minority population, however, reveals that a large number are in the pre-19 year-old group, and that over the next 15 years they will represent a larger proportion of the total typical school and college age population, "This student profile is especially compatible with the expected areas of growth for future enrollment gains in the coming years, as the number of traditionall-aged students dwindle," he said. "It is also compatible with a commuter school such as UW-Parkside and the large, steady population base it serves." Guskin said that 70% of UW-P students work, averaging mdre than 20 hours a week, .and that about 30% are married and must attend school part-time while working or managing the home. Those numbers are increasing, he said, creating an educational market composed largely of individuals who could not receive university education unless it existed within easy commuting distance. / --.. He said studies show that regional employment in southeastern Wisconsin after 1980 is expected to increase most in professional, educational and governmental services. "It is in precisely these areas that we are developing graduate (program) identity," he said. Guskin outlined strides he said UW-Parkside has made the last three years in three major areas: the quality of academic programs and faculty, the implementation of the industrial society academic mission of the campus, and the relationship between the campus and surrounding communities. Cuskin said UW-Parkside's future "is based firmly on a new concept appropriate for the changed educational clientele of the 1980s." That concept, he said, is identity as a "community-based" university, which performs two major functions: community development and human resource development. "Community development refers to the role of the University as an educational and cultural center attempting to expand and upgrade the quality of education offered to area students and residents of all ages, to improve the quality of life experienced by community members, to increase a sense of community pride, to reduce community tensions, to provide the environment and expertise to foster the economic development of the area, and to provide the resources to assessand solve community problems, Cuskin said. "Human resource development refers to the role of the university in helping all who participate in its educational programs - on and off campus, credit and non-credit - to fulfill more completely their desire and potential," he said. "The basic issue in human resource development is providing greater opportunities tornotivated and competent individuals to be life-long learners in a society which each day requires more knowledge from all of its citizens, he said. "The lack of productive intellectual skills may retard an indiVidual's peiSoilal anO-eateer growth, and, therefore, the ability of the local community to grow and develop. When this occurs, the quality of life in the community suffers as does the functioning of government and social services, and of business and industry." SEE YOU ALL NEXT SEM ESTER IIIII FIRST National Bank of Kenosha J;>OWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. ~Dger Tuition up $43 UW-Parkside's fees and tuition cost are the lowest in the University of Wisconsin System after the Board of Regents, at their meeting Thursday and Friday (May 4-5) at UW-P approved a proposal to increase fees and tuition. Feesand tuitions will increase an average of 9.2% for the next academic year but only 6.2% at UW-Parkside. The figures include tuition for academic work and special fees covering such activities as health care and student activities. An undergraduate state resident student at UW-Parkside would pay S740 for two semesters, an increase of S43 from this school year. At UW-Madison, the fee will be $813 a year, a 10.8% increase, and at UW-Milwaukee, $838, up 12% At the other 10 four-year universities, tuition and fees will range from $745 at UW-Stout to $775 at UW-River Falls and Superior, increases of from $43 to S49 a year. Others will be UW-Green Bav S750; UWcontinued on page a 7 Kadar to appear at Rondelle Jan Kadar, European ftlm-maker and director of several internationally famous films, Will appear at the Golden Rondelle Theater on Fnday, May 12 at 7:00 p.m One of Kadar's greatest film accomplishments is "The Shop on Main Street" which won an Academy Award in 1965 for Best Foreign Language Film "The Shop on Main Street" IS a tragic comedy starring Josef Kroner and Ida Karnmsak The film takes place in Czechoslovakia pncr to World War II dUling the German occupation of this country Through detailed observations of the humor, irony and pathos, Kadar involves us in the characters' lives. "The Shop on MaIO Street," along WIth a discussion by Kadar on what is Involved in the making of a major film, Will highlight this specIal program. For more Information and reservations on this free program, call the Rondelle at (414) 554-2156 "ORDER EARLY" ~ We will be Open ~ Sunday, May 14th ;BV dOjeplz Ii 4437 - 22nd Avenue l~ s Kenosha, Wisconsin """l:J'.... Phone 6 54-0774 ""'" I,11'11"",*11' ",n"II'II' ", '918/19 Eb,. ," ••, ."" '" " III, ""'" ,HI" 11,"" " 11.11 '11 "" "", Tho...l. R. Coop.r , Ex.... E~itor,'Irb'" Ring." U.W. 'Irbl~., Kenoshl, WI SJ140 NEED A FUN :rOB? PM Dtt~It..for .ppltedo. I. Mif 11, 1978 It 12 ..... ;Ullllllllllmlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll~III~III~III~III~11~11~III:II~III~III~II:IlI:IHI=I~"I=III~II:IUI~HIU:_:=IIIII=:==:::::::::::::::::::= 5 I I ~ I i :; I B:::~:;;~::Ll' I WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE: OPEN 9:00 AM TO 1:00 PM I ALL OTHER AREAS CLOSED :; § SUMMER SCHOOL I WLLC COFFEE: OPEN ~ :30 AM TO 2:00' PM II i ALL OTHER AREAS CLOSED ~1II1111I11I11I11I111111I11I11I11I11I11"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIlllIIuniiiIIIllIIHllHIIIIHnHIIIIItlIIIIIIIIHII __ IIIISI=UUI_IHHII ...IIIlIIISIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIII_I£SIIII.III111IS11.l1li_..... 1.. SPRING & SUMMER FOOD SERVICE HOURS SPRING FINALS UNION DINING ROOM: 15,16, & 17 7:30 AM TO 2:00 PM 18 'Till Fall Semester - CLOSED MAY 15, 16, & 17 7:30 AM TO 6:00 MAY '18 & 19 9:00 AM TO 2:00 PM CLOSED - BEVERAGE BAR OPEN MAY MAY ) WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE ----- Wednesday May JO, 1978 continued from page 1 GUSKIN---- He said an analysis of the minority population, however, reveals that a large number are in the pre-19 year-old group, and that over the next 15 years they will represent a larger proportion of the total typical school and college age i;>opulation. "This student profile is especially compatible with the expected areas of growth for future enroll~ent gains in the coming years, as the number of traditionall-aged students dwindle," he said. " It is also compatible with a commuter school such as UW-Parkside and the large, steady population base it serves." Guskin said that 70% of UW-P students work, averaging more than 20 hours a week, and that about 30% are married and must attend school part-time while working or managing the home. Those numbers are increasing, he said, creating an educational market composed largely of individuals who could not receive university education unless it existed within easy commuting distance. - He said studies show that regional employment in southeastern Wisconsin after 1980 is expected to increase most in professional, educational and governmental services. "It is in precisely these areas that we are developing graduate (program) identity," he said. Guskin outlined strides he said UW-Parkside has made the last three years in three major areas: the quality of academic programs and faculty, the implementation of the industrial society academic mission of the campus, and the relationship between the campus and surrounding communities. Guskin said UW-Parkside's future "is based firmly on a new concept appropriate for the changed educational clientele of the 1980s." That concept, he said, is identity as a " community-based" university, which performs two major functions: community development and human resource development. "Community development refers to the role of the University as an educational and cultural center attempting to expand and upgrade the quality of education offered to area students and residents of all ages, to improve the quality of life experienced by community members, to increase a sense of community pride, to reduce community tensions, to provide the environment and expertise to foster the economic development of the area, and to provide the resources to assess and solve community problems, Guskin said. " Human resource development refers to the role of the university in helping all who participate in its educational programs - on and off campus, credit and non-credit - to fulfill more completely their desire and potential," he said. "The basic issue in human resource development is providing greater opportunities to motivated and competent individuals to be life-long learners in a society which each day requires more knowledge from all of its citizens, he said. "The lack of productive intellectual skills may retard an indiVldual's pt'l5onal and-eareer growth, and, therefore, the ability of the local community to grow and develop. When this occurs, the quality of life in the community suffers as does the functioning of goverflment and social services, and of business and industry." ~nger Tuition up $43 UW-Parkside's fees and tuition cost are the lowest in the University of Wisconsin System after the Board of Regents, at their meeting Thursday and Friday (May 4-5) at UW-P approved a proposal to increase fees and tuition. Fees and tuitions will increase an average of 9.2% for the next academic year but only 6.2% at UW-Parkside. The figures include tuition for academic work and special fees covering such activities as health care and student activities . An undergraduate state resident student at UW-Parkside would pay $740 for two semesters, an increase of S43 from this school year. At UW-Madison, the fee will be $813 a year, a 10.8% increase, and at UW-Milwaukee, $838, up 12% At the other 10 four-year universities, tuition and fees will range from $745 at UW-Stout to $775 at UW-River Falls and Superior, increases of from S43 to $49 a year. Others w ill be UW-Green Bay $750; UWcontinued on page 8 Kadar to appear at Rondelle Jan Kadar, uropean film-maker and dir tor of several internationally famous films, w,11 app ar at the Golden Rondelle Theater on Frida , Ma 12 at 7:00 p.m One of Kadar's greatest film accompl, hm nt is "The Shop on Mam Street" which won an Academy Award in 1965 for Be t Foreign language Film "The Shop on Mam Street" Is a tragic corned starring Josef Kroner and Ida Kaminsak. Th film takes place m Czechoslovakia prior to World War II du11ng the German occupation of th,s country. Through detailed observations of the humor, irony and pathos, adar involve us in th characters' lives ''The Shop on Mam Street," along with a discussion by Kadar on what ,s involved in the making of a maIor film, will highlight thi pecial program For more information and reservations on this free program, call the Rondelle at (414) 554·2156 "ORDER EARLY" We will be Open Sunday, May 14th 443 7 - 22nd A venue Kenosha Wisconsin Phone 654-0774 R1ng11 i1 now 11111Hn1 ,,,1111Hon1 lot 1918/19 EiHot. R11••• •1111 l,1 11 1/,1 R1n111 011111 l,1lo11 tt NE.ED/\ FUN Jos? noon 011 M,y Ill/, Tho1111 R. Cooper , &eellfNe E~ffor, Parksi~e Ranger, U.W. Parksl~e, Kenosha, WI 53140 D,1•1111 for •ttlleatlon 11 May 11, 1978 at 12 noon. SPRING & SUMMER FOOD SERVICE HOURS SEE YOU All NEXT SEMESTER 11111 FIRST National Bank of Kenosha l;)OWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.0.1.C. SPRING FINALS 5 i' UNION DINING ROOM: WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE UNION SQUARE GRILL: BREAK PERIODS EE SHOPPE: MAY MAY MAY y 15,16, & 17 7:30 AM TO 2:00 PM 18 'Till Fall Semester - CLOSED 15, 16, & 17 7:30 AM TO 6:00 18 & 19 9:00 AM TO 2:00 PM CLOSED - BEVERAGE BAR OPEN OPEN 9:00 AM TO l :00 PM = ALL OTHER AREAS CLOSED PM 1 I -I ii i I su;~uc~F:;H:f \:~t~w~~o 2,oo PM ~IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIHHllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllftlllllffllUIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRUHIIUIIIIIIIIIIUIIIHHlll*lllllllllllatlllllllllfflll Wednesday May 10, 1978 classifieds - Earth Science Colloquium: 12 noon, May 12, 1978, GR. 113. Dr. A. Zaporozec of UW-P will speak on "Groundwater contamination and protection". -Our monthly publication is looking for photographers. You can build a terrific portfolio with your published work. Call Debra at Equine Events Newspaper, 414-637-8855. Copies of the first issue of the EDUCATIONAL SERVICES NEWSLETIER will be available. on May 15th at' the Union Information Center and the Matn Place Information Kiosk. The NEWSLETTER contains information about the staff and activities of the eight UWParkside Educational Services units. For Sale: 1974 Capri 4-speed. 4 cyl. low mileage, new tires, battery, exhaust. AM/FM 8 track stereo. Call Kenosha 694-4763 after 5:00. For Sale: Electric hairsetter. Good working condition, $12.00. Ph. 652-5703. Auto for sale, 1970 red Ford Wagon, 81,000 miles, good engine, some rust, $550 or best offer. 639-5274. For Sale: Polaroid super shooter plus camera. Willtrade for a non-polaroid, Call 654-9191. D.R. and P.R. If you liked KG's decorations, you'll love yours! Beware! The nip-in-Iaw and Big "V". To the ex-wrestler, I thought you wrestlers have a lot of girls, but I believe you (Wrestlers) don't even know how to wrestle with girls. Msry in reporting: What's your criteria for havinq a love affair? I'm curious. "affairs" P.O. Box 565. Racine 03. To the blonde-helred, blue eyed, burned out superstar-how about us going over some more scrabble moves? Honey Wanted: Someone to make bike racing jersey's. Must have own sewing machine and be able to use it. Call 694-5661. Ask for John. Wanted: Female great dane, pedigreed, black for studservice. Phone 654-9191, weekends best. Wanted: Two year Old boy needs lOVing babysitter. Afternoons, beginning May 22 until school begins in fall. Southeast Racine. 637-7505. Wsnted: Rider needed to share expense to Nashvilie, Tenn. Leaving May 19, before noon. Contact Jim between 9 and 10. 637-7837. Wanted: There is a way to add a little more income to your budget. All women who would like an opportunity in the fashion world. Asantewa Cosmetics. call 633-6117. Developmental Disabii ities Service Center-needed four dynamic staff peopie to work a summer recreation program in Kenosha for mildly retarded youth. Must Y.E.P. eligible. For more info. call Barb 657-6185. Coop Members: Be on the lookout for used Supermarket freezers. The store needs to purchase one. If you see any possibilities notify the Coop. continued from page 7 .8 Tuition fees at the other 10 universities will range from $876 to $906 per year. Students who are not state residents will pay $2,601 per year as undergraduates at UW-P, also the lowest in the system, compared to highs of $2,972 at UW·Milwaukee and $2,947 at UW-Madison. Non-resident graduate fees will range from $2,624 at UW-Parkside-to $3,611 at UW-Milwaukee and $3,586 at UW·Madi~n. Stevens Point $751;. UW-La Crosse and Eau Claire $752; UW-Whitewater $762;' UW· Oshkosh $767; and UW·Platte· ville $769. Graduate tuition and fees for UW·Parkside's first master's degree program in business also will be the lowest graduate fee in the UW System. UW-P graduate students will pay $871 per year, $300 less than UW-Milwaukee's $1,171 and $275 less than UW-Madison's $1.146. Graduate HAVE A GOOD SUMMER! Pure Brewed From Gocfs Country. On Tap At Union Square WEDDING INVITATIONS FOR YOU! Come Today See \Ours. quality corrrrerctct printers 1417 50th sneet . 658-8990 I A new system of academic advising will go Into ellect Fall Semester, 1978. The system calls for all matriculanL students (students who are seeking a degree at UWParksIde) to consult with a facully advisor prior to registration. This consultation will provide an opportunity for students to discuss their academic pla"s with laculty members who teach in the areas they are Interested In pursuing. This consultation process should also provide better program planning, taking Into account the various requirements which must be met, as well as students' - personal goals. Under the new system, each student will be assigned a faculty advisor. As part of the process of assigning advisors, certain requirements have been eslabllshed for declaring a major, or an area of Interest. The requirements are as follows: 1· Each matriculant student must declare a major If 60 or more credits have been completed; 2. Each matriculant student must declare an area of Interest II 45 or more credits have been completed. Students who will have reached either of these cut-oil levels by Fall Semester registration, 1978, should declare - their majors or areas of Interest as soon as possible. Forms for this purpose are available at the offices of the academic divisions (see the list below). Students who do n.ot declare a major or area of Interest, as required, will not earn further credit toward a degree at UW-Parkslde. All matriculant studenls will be assigned a faculty advisor prior to the registration period for Fall Semester 1978, and will be notified of the advisor's name. Student~ who have already declared a major or area of Interest need not do so again - those who have already been assigned a faculty advisor will keep that assignment, and new assignments will be made where necessary. If you wish to have a different advisor aJ8lgned, contact the appropriate division olllce. Students who have not declared a major or Indicated an area of Interest will be assigned a general advisor. Students are encouraged to Identify areas of Interest or majors, as early as possible in their academic careers' 8$ this will lead to more effective advising. Student~ should ncte thai they are free to change their areas of interest or major declaration at any time. All studenls should contact their advisor as soon as possible for an appolntmenl. It will be nec,ssary to have a signed c.ard from your advisor, Indicating that the opportunity for advising has occurred, prior to registering for classes this Fall. • SUMMARY Matriculant Students If you are a matriculant student, you must carry out the follOWing steps as soon as possible before registration tor Fall Semester, 1978: Declared Major If you heve already been assigned a laculty advisor make an appointment 10 discuss your program and obtain a signed card which you will tum In al the registration desk this Fall. II you have not been assigned a faculty advisor an assignment wlll be made and you will be notified. You should then consult the advisor and obtain the signed card Indicated Area of Interest . If you have Indicated an area of Interest on our application or Inlormatlon Sheet at past reglstratrons you will be assigned an advisor. After you have been notilled of the advisor's name you should consult the advisor and obtain the signed card. No Major or Area of Interest Decla~ If you. have not already done so, you shouid consider declaring a major or an area of Interest.- Forms for this purpose may be obtained at the offices of lhe acade I divisions. Evening students should contact the Offlcem o~ Community Student Services, room 0175 WllC on Monday through Thursday evenings until 8'00 pm' Y w~~n be assigned a faculty advisor' and' ShOU~~ p' ............as described above. -II you will have compleled 45 or more CreditS-by the end of Summer term, 1978, you must declare a mejor :~ an area of Inlerest prior to registration lor Fall .--mesler, 1978. ;-- -If you will have completed 60 or more credits by the end of Summer term, 1978, you must declare a major prior to registration for Fall Semester, 1978. -If you do not declare en area of Interest or a major as required above, you cannot eam further credit toward a degree at UW~Parkslde. -If you are not required to declare a major or area of Int~rest, and do not choose to do so, you will be .• assigned a faculty advisor during the summer. You _ mu~t then make an appointment with the advisor to discuss your program and obteln a signed card which. you will tum In at the reglstrallon terminal this Fall. Non~Matrlculant Students If you are a non~matrlculant student (not degree seeking): --- -You are not subject to the above requirements. -You are urged 1"0 declare an area of Interest and obtain advising If you wish. Contact the Office of the Dean of FaC!ully, room 348 WllC. -You are reminded that only the first 60 crett!t!l:.earned as a non-matriculant can count toward an undergraduate degree. BEHAVIORAL SCIENCE Room 275, Classroom Building Psychology Sociology/Anthropology EDUCATION Room 210, Greenquist-Hall ENGINEERiNG SCIENCE Room 248, Classroom Building Applied Science Engineering Technology FINE ARTS Room 285, Communications Arts BUilding . Art Music HUMANITIES Room 262, Communications Arts BUilding Communications ~. English French German Philosophy Spanish BUSINESS AND ADMINISTRATivE SCIENCE Room 355, Classroom Building Busines~ Management . labor Economics Pr8~law SCIENCE Room 344, Greenqulst Hall Chemistry Earth Science Industrial and Evlronment.al Hygiene lite Science ~ Mathematics Medical Techn-plogy . ~ Physics Pre-professional health programs SOCIAL SCIENCE Room 367, Classroom Building Economics Comparative Modem Industrial Society , Geography History Modem American Society Political Science FOR GENERAL INFORMATION CAll OR CONTACT The Office of the Dean of Faculty Room 348, WLLC 553-2144 ' Wednesday May 10, 1918 classifieds For Sale: 197 4 Capri 4-speed. 4 cyl. Low mileage, new tires, battery, exhaust. AM/ FM 8 track stereo. Call Kenosha 694-4763 after 5:00. For Sale: Electric hairsetter. Good working condition, $12.00. Ph. 652-5703. Auto for sale, 1970 red Ford Wagon, 81,000 miles·, good engine, some rust, $550 or best offer. 639-5274. For Sale: Polaroid super Earth Science Colloquium: 12 noon, May 12, 1978, GR. 113. Dr. A. Zaporozec of UW-P will speak on "Groundwater contamination and protection". --Our monthly publication is looking for photographers. You can build a terrific portfolio with your published work. Call Debra at Equine Events Newspaper, 414-637 -8855. Copies of the first issue of the EDUCATIONAL SERVICES NEWSLETTER will be available. on May 15th at · the Union Information Center and the Mai.n Place Information Kiosk. The NEWSLETTER contains information about the staff and activities of the eight UWParkside Educational Services units. continued from page 7 Tuition fees at the other 10 universities will range from $876 to $906 per year. Students who are not state residents will pay $2,601 per year as undergraduates at UW-P, also the lowest in the system, compared to highs of $2,972 at UW-Milwaukee and $2,947 at UW-Madison. Non-resident graduate fees will range from $2,624 at UW-Parkside·to $3,611 at UW-Milwaukee and $3,586 at UW-Madison. ,8 Stevens Point $751; UW-La Crosse and Eau Claire $752; UW-Whitewater $762;' UWOshkosh $767; and UW-Platteville $769. Graduate tuition and fees for UW-Parkside' s first master's degree program in business also will be the lowest graduate fee in the UW System . UW-P graduate students will pay $871 per year, $300 less than UW-Milwaukee's $1,171 and $275 less than UW-Madison's $1.146. Graduate shooter plus camera. Will - trade for a non-polaroid. Call 654-9191. HAVE A GOOD SUMMER! D.R. and P.R. If you liked KG's decorations, you'll love yours! Beware! The nip-in-law and Big "V". To the ex-wrestler, I thought you wrestlers have a lot of girls, but I believe you (Wrestlers) don't even know how to wrestle with girls. Mary in reporting: What's your criteria for having a love affair? I'm curious. "affairs" P.O. Box 565. Racine 03. To the blonde-haired, blue eyed, burned out superstar-how about us going over some more scrabble moves? Honey Wanted: Someone to make bike racing jersey's. Must have own sewing machine and be able to use it. Cal I 694-5661 . Ask for John. Wanted: Female great dane, pedigreed, black for studservice. Phone 654-9191 weekends best. ' Wanted: Two year old boy needs loving babysitter. Afternoons, beginning May 22 until school begins in fall. Southeast Racine. 637-7505. Wanted: Rider needed to share expense to Nashville, Tenn. Leaving May 19, before noon. Contact Jim between 9 and 10. 637-7837. Wanted: There is a way to add a little more income to your budget. All women who would like an opportunity in the fashion world. Asantewa Cosmetics. call 633-6117. Developmental Disabilities Service Center-needed four dynamic staff people to work a summer recreation program in Kenosha for mildly retarded youth. Must Y.E.P. eligible. For more info. call Barb 657-6185. Coop Members: Be on the lookout for used Supermarket freezers. The store needs to purchase one. If you see any possibilities notify the Coop. WEDDING INVITATIONS FOR YOU! quality corrtrercial printers 1417 50th street · 658-8990 Pure Brewed From Gc,cf's Country. On Tap At Union S~uare A new system of academic advising wlll go Into effect Fall Semester, 1978. The system calls for all matrlculant students (students who are seeking a degree at UWParkslde) to consult with a faculty advisor prior to registration. This consultation wlll provide an opportunity for students to discuss their academic pla11s with faculty members who teach In the areas they are Interested In pursuing. This consultation process should also provide better program planning, taking Into account the various requirements which must be met, as well as students' - personal goals. Under the new system, each student wlll be assigned a faculty advisor. As part of the process of assigning advisors, certain requirements have been established for declaring a major, or an area of Interest. The requirements are as follows: 1. Each matrlculant student must declare a major II 60 or more credits have been completed; 2. Each matrlculant student must declare an area of Interest If 45 or more credits have been completed. Students who will have reached either of these cut-off levels by Fall Semester registration, 1978, should declare - their majors or areas of Interest as soon as possible. Forms for this purpose are available at the offices of the academic divisions (see the list below). Students who do n_ot declare a major or ares of Interest, as required, will not earn further credit toward a degree at UW-Parkslde. All matrlculant students will be assigned a faculty advisor prior to the registration period for Fall Semester 1978, and will be notified of the advisor's name. Student~ who have already declared a major or area of Interest need not do so again - those who have already been assigned a faculty advisor will keep that assignment, and new assignments will be made where necessary. If you wish to have a different advisor a11slgned, contact the appropriate division office. Students who have not declared a major or Indicated an area of interest will be assigned 8 general advisor. Students are encouraged to Identify areas of Interest or majors, as early as possible In their academic careers' as this WIii lead to more effective advising. Student~ should note that they are free to change their areas of Interest or major declaration at any time. All students should contact their advisor as soon as possible for an appointment. It wlll be nec11ssary to have 8 signed card from your advisor, Indicating that the opportunity for advising has occurred, prior to registering for classes this Fall. SUMMARY Matrlculant Students If you are a matrlculant student, you must carry out the following steps as soon as possible before registration for Fall Semester, 1978: Declared Major If you have already been assigned a faculty advisor make an appointment to discuss your program and obtain a signed card which you will tum In at the registration desk this Fall. If you have not been assigned a faculty advisor an assignment wlll be made and you wlll be notified. You should then consult the advisor and obtain the signed card Indicated Area of Interest · If you have Indicated an area of Interest on our appllcatlon or Information Sheet at past reglstratr ons you wlllbe assigned an advisor. After you have been notified of the advisor's name you should consult the advisor and obtain the signed card. No Major or Ares of Interest Decla~ If you_ have not alresdy done so, you fhould consider declaring a major or an ares of Interest. Forms for this purpose may be obtained at the offices of the academic divisions. Evening students should contact the Office of Community Student Services, room 0175 WLLC on Monday through Thursday evenings untll 8·00 p m ' y wlll then be assl ad · · · ou gn a faculty advlsor_and should Proceed as described above If • - you WIii have completed 45 or more Credits "by the end of Summer term, 1978, you must declare a major oSer an ares of Interest prior to registration for Fall mester, 1978_ - ' -If you will have completed 60 or more credits by the end of Summer term, 1978, you must declare a major prior to registration for Fall Semester, 1978. -II you do not declare an ares of Interest or a major as required above, you cannot earn further credit toward a degree at UW-Parkslde. -If you are not required to declare a major or area of lnt~rest, and do not choose to do so, you will be -- assigned a faculty advisor during the summer. You . mu_st then make an appointment with the advisor to .discus~ your program and obtain a signed card which you will tum In at the registration terminal this Fall. Non-Matrlculant Students 11 you are a non-matrlculant student (not degree seeking): ' -You are not subject to the above requirements. -You are urged to declare an area of Interest and obtain advising if you wish. Contact the Office of the Dean of Fac;ulty, room 348 WLLC. -You are reminded that only the first 60 crerllt&eamed as a non-matrlculant can count toward an undergraduate degree. BEHAVIORAL SCIENCE Room 275, Classroom Bulldlng Psychology Sociology/ Anthropology EDUCATION Room 210, Greenqulst-Hall ENGINEERING SCIENCE Room 248, Classroom Building Applied Science Engineering Technology FINE ARTS Room 285, Communications Arts Building . Art Music HUMANITIES Room 262, Communications Arts Building Communications - English French German Philosophy Spanish BUSINESS ANO ADMINISTRATIVE SCIENCE Room 355, Classroom Bulldlng Business Management Labor Economics Pre-Law SCIENCE Room 344, Greenqulst Hall Chemistry Earth Science Industrial and Evlronmen\al Hygiene Life Science ' Mathematics Medical Techn~logy · Physics Pre-professional health programs SOCIAL SCIENCE Room 367, Classroom Bulldlng Economics Comparative Modem Industrial Society Geography History Modem American Society Polltlcal Science FOR GENERAL INFORMATION CALL OR CONTACT The Office of the Dean of Faculty Room 348, WLLC 553-2144 ' Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 6, issue 32, May 10, 1978 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1978-05-10 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System chancellor alan guskin field trips