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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document LLC video tapes illegal by Jeannine Sipsma As many as 70 percent of the Library Center's video tapes are in villation of copyright laws, according to Joseph Boisse, director of the Center. The approximate 300 tapes eonsist mostly of reproduced television shows, although there are some which.were copied. from films rented by Parkside ( a practice discontinued a couple of years ago). said Carla Stoffle, assistant director of the LLC. Stolfie remarked tha t the illegality was noticed when Boissetook over as director of the merged Library and Learning Center last summer. The video tapes were originally the property Of the former Joseph Bolsse Learning Center which was directed by Beecham Robinson. now special consultant-associate professor of education. When questioned about the tapes, Robinson said, "We don't have any illegal tapes on the shelves - not to myknowledga." He said that when video tapes such as these were made, they Beecham Robinson were usually only held for up to a semester's length of time. Though Boisse contended that the tapes were illegal when they were made," Robinson said that there was confusion at the time concerning what was legal to copy and that recent copyright legislation is probably what would make those sort of holdings The Pari<side ilI _ eg _ al . _ RANGER Vol. V. No. 10 Wednesday, November 17, 1976 "If there had been some question if they (video tapes of television programs in general) were legal, there would have been law suits; but there weren't," he said. Boisse, who indicated that under new legislation he would be held legally responsible for any villations of copyright laws occurring under his administration, said that he received a directive from Assistant Chancellor Clayton Johnson requirtng that all materials be kept in accordance with copyright laws. Campus administration had been contacted upon discovery of the violations. Presently, measures are being taken to correct tile situation which Stoffle said should be rectified by the end of this school year. "Were trying to get back on-the right course," she added. Response to a memo sept to the faculty should show which tapes are used most regularly for classes and then efforts will be made to purchase or obtain permission to use those tapes. The rest will be erased, said Stoffle. The cost for one half hour of a television show is approlllmat.ely $350 while the price of fllma is higher, said Boisse. He guessed that only a small percentage of the lLC tapes were moderat.ely or heavily used. "We wUl probnbl)' be able to obtain these one way or another. II Although he couldn't estimate the amount of money which woold be required he said that "it would be a sizeable sum." The funds to purchase the tapes would come from budget balance monies; •those funds which are left over from Parkside's original budget. Boisse plans to request purchases of items separately as they determine what tapes will be needed rather then asking for one lump sum. When questioned as to what chance the LLC had of obtaining the needed funds, Boisse said, "In past years the LLC has been very successful in getting budget balance money for special projects. The past and present administrations have been very supportive of the lLC:' Though he added that this doesn't mean there will be no problems. Safety of art labs questioned by Bruce Wagner Being a Parkside art major could be bazardous to your health. Among concerns of the Campus Planning Committee at their meeting last Friday was lbe safety of art labs in the Communication Arts building and the erection of the lower for the closed circuit T.V. distribution "lIystem. Mary Arnold, Parkside Student Government Association senator, represented the PSGA, stating that the veQtilation of the 3-D lab (CA 0137) is poor for the type of fiberglass work that is currently taking place there. Ervin Zuelhke. assistant chancellor for administration, reported that students were not using the welding room for their welding, and mentioned the removal of glass doors in the ceramics firing ~ area. If OSHA were to hear of these problems, we would almost have to close two art labs (on the D-I floor of the Comm. Arts building). stated Zuelhke. OSHA (The Occupational Safety and Health Administration) sets and administrates building safety' standards. The committee decided to admonish the fine arts division to start a safety committee 10 'Work on the problems existing in the art labs. Several members of the comnrittee. Franklin Lowenthal New ·V.P. chosen by Douglas' Edenh~user The Student Government Senate elected a new vicepresident at the meeting held Wednesday 'November 10. Harvey Hedden was sworn in to the office that was left vacant by the resignation' of Bob Vlach. Before the official swearing in, Hedden had to resigrf from his position as associate justice due to a possible conflict of interest. He mentioned that he- plans to begin helping President Kiyoko Bowden with the overload of administrative work that exists. Hedden was with the Senate prior to his election as a senator from October 1973 to october 1975. The office of president pretempore was also filled at the meeting. Senator Dan Nielsen was elected by thesenate to the office by a vote of 7 to 3 over Senator Mary Arnold. After his election Nielsen made a number of proposals that were all passed for alterations in the structure and proceedings of the Senate. . One of the structural changes that wok place was the realigning of the present corrunittee system into 4 committees that will now do the work of 9 previous ones. The standing committees of the Senate will now consist of the Institutional Policies Committee, the Student Services Committee, the Ways and Means Committee. and the Student Organizational Council. The reason given for this realignment was that there were almost as many committees as there were senators, leaving no one to be on these committees. The following appointments were made at the meeting: William Young to the Associate Justice of the Student Court, and chairperson of science division, James Galbraith, director of planning and construction and Zuehlke, offered their services. The lower that was supposed to be erected east of the buildings is still in the drawing stage, according to Galbraith, and probably won't be finished until the beginning of the next school year or possibly not until 1978. Committee member Chelvadurai Manogaran, associate professor of geography, was' concerned about the money that had been allocated for the installation of meterologieal instruments, which were purchased at a cost of $25,000. The money that had been set Timothy Huck to lbe Acadermc Actions Committee, Maureen Flynn as an Associate Justice of the Student Court, Caroyl Williamson as Chief Justice of the Student Court, Pat Heckel as treasurer of PSGA, and Robert Black to the Academic Planning and Program Review Committee. A motion was passed by the Senate to request permanent use of the old Sweete Shoppe as a Student Government out-post. This was done in an effort to acquaint the students better with the PSGA. The report of the special investigative committee to look into the impeachment of Senator Mary Arnold suggested that the Senate try her as soon as possible to get the matter out of the way and also to provide her with a speedy and fair trail. aside from the original classroom building moneys, according to Zuelhke, is in the process of being set aside by Central Administration for other things. So he suggested to the committee that they spend it on some of the installation necessities, before central Administration spends it on something else. several requests wert made to the committee for space on the campus, among 'them were requests for education learning lbas, University Year for Action office space, placement of audiovisual equipment steeage, and W1LC remodeling. These were all referred to a special subcommittee. INSIDE: hapins reviewed (pg. LLC video by Jeannine Sipsma tapes illegal As many as 70 percent of the Library Center's video tapes are in villation of copyright laws, according to Joseph Boisse, director of the Center. The approximate 300 tapes consist mostly of reproduced television shows, although there are some which.were copied from films rented by Parkside ( a practice discontinued a couple of years ago), said Carla Stoffle, assistant director of the LLC. Stoffle remarked that the illegality was noticed when Boisse took over as director of the merged Library and Learning Center last summer. The video tapes were originally the property of the former Joseph Boisse Learning Center which was directed by Beecham Robinson, now special consultant-associate professor of education. When questioned about the tapes, Robinson said, "We don't have any illegal tapes on the shelves - not to my'knowledge. " He said that when video tapes such as these were made, they Beecham Robinson were usually only held for up to a semester's length of time. Though Boisse contended that the tapes were illegal when they were made, Robinson said that there was con.fusion at the time concerning what was legal to copy and that recent copyright le·gislation is probably what would make those sort of holdings The Parkside----ill-eg_al ____ _ . ' RANGER Vol. V. No. 10 Wednesday, November 17, 1976 " If there had been same question if they ( video tapes of television programs in general) were legal. there would have been law suits; but there weren't," he said. Boisse, who indicated that under new legislation he would be held legally responsible for any villations of cop}Tight laws occurring under his administration, said that he received a directive from Assistant Chancellor Clayton Johnson requiring that all materials be kept in accordance with copyright laws. Campus administration had been contacted upon discovery of the violations. · Presently, measures are being taken to correct the situation which Stoffle said should t,e rectified by the end of this school year. "We're trying to get back on -the ri6ht course," she added. Response to a memo setit to the facult. should show which tapes are used most regularly for classes and then efforts will be made to purchase or obtain permission to use those tapes. The rest will be erased, said Stoffle. The cost for one hall hour of a television show is approximately $350 while the prire of films is higher, said Boi. . He guessed that only a smaU percentage of the LLC tapes were mod rately or heavil used. ·•we will prob.lb!;,- be able to obtain the one way or another.'' Although he couldn't estimate the amount of money wh ch would be required h said that "it would be a sizeable um." The funds to purchase th tapes would come from budget balance monies; . those funds which are left over from Parkside' or ginal budget. Boisse plans to request purchase of item eparately a they determine what tap will be needed rather then asking for one lump um. When questioned as to what chance the LLC had of obtaining the needed .Cunds, Boi said, " In past year the LLC has b n very successful in getting budget balance money for sp cial projects. The past and pr nt administrations have been very supportive of the LLC." Though he added that this doe n't m an there will be no problem . Safety of art labs questione_d by Bruce Wagner Being a Parkside art major could be hazardous to your health. Among concerns of the Campus Planning Committee at their meeting last Friday was the safety of art labs in the Communication Arts building and the ' ~rection of the tower for the closed cir'cuit T.V. distribution 1.ystem. Mary Arnold, Parkside Student Government Association senator, represented the PSGA, stating that the vel)tilation of the 3-D lab ( CA D1 'J 7/ is poor for the type of fiberglass work that is currently taking place there . Ervin Zuelhke, assistant chancellor for administration, reported that students were not using the welding room for their welding, and mentioned the removal of glass doors in the ceramics firing · area. If OSHA were to hear of these problems, we would almost have to close two art labs \ on the D-1 floor of the Comm. Arts building), stated Zuelhke. OSHA (The Occupational Safety and Health Administration) sets and administrates building safety· standards. The committee decided to admonish the fine arts division to start a safety committee to work on the problems existii;ig in the art labs. Several members of the conuuitke, Franklin Lowenthal New ·v.P. chosen by Douglas-Edenh~user The Student Government Senate elected a new vicepresident at the meeting held Wednesday 'November 10. Harvey Hedden was sworn in to the office that was left vacant by the resignation · of Bob Vlacq. Before the official swearing in, Hedden had to resign from his position as associate justice due to a possible conflict of interest. He mentioned that he plans to begin helping President Kiyoko Bowclen with the overload of administrative ~ork that exists. Hedden was with the Senate prior to his election as a senator from October 1973 to October 1975. The office of president pretempore was also filled at the meeting. Senator Dan Ni~lsen was elected by the ·Senate to the office by a vote of 7 to 3 over Senator Mary Arnold. After his election Nielsen made a number of proposals that were all passed for alterations in the structure and proceedings of the Senate . One of the structural changes that took place was the realigning of the present committee system into 4 committees that will now do the work of 9 previous ones. The stand1ng committees of the Senate will now consist of the Institutional Policies Committee, the Student Services Committee, the Ways and Means Committee, and the Student Organizational Council. The reason given for this realignment was that there were almost as many committees as there were senators, leaving no one to be on these committees. The following appointments were made at the meeting: William Young to the Associate Justice of the Student Court, and chairperson of science division, James Galbraith, director of planning and construction and Zuehlke, offered their services. The tower that was supposed to be erected east of the buildings is still in the drawing stage, according to Galbraith, and probably won't be finished until the beginning of the next school year or possibly not until 1978. Committee member Chelvadurai Manogaran, associate professor of geography, was· concerned about the money that had been allocated for the installation of meterological instruments, which were purchased at a cost of $25,000. The money that had been set Timothy Huck to the Academic Actions Committee. Maureen Flynn as an Associate Justice of the Student Court, Caroyl Williamson as Chief Justice of the Student Court, Pat Heckel as treasurer of PSGA, and Robert Black to the Academic Planning and Program Review Committee. - A motion was passej by the Senate to request permanent use of the old Sweete Shoppe as a Student Government out-post. This was done in an effort to acquaint the students better with the PSGA. The report of the special investigative committee to look into the impeachment of Senator Mary Arnold suggested that the Senate try her as soon as possible to get the matter out of the way and also to pro\;de her with a speedy and fair trail. aside from the original classroom building moneys, according to Zuelhke, is in the process of being set aside by Central Administration for other things. So he suggested to the committee that they spend it on some of the installation necessities, before central Administration spends it on something else. INSIDE: Several requests were made to the committee for space on the campus, among ' them were requests for education learni !bas, University Year for Action office space, placement of audiovisual equipment torage, and WI.LC remodelin . Th w re all referred to a pecial ubcommittee. hapins reviewed (p Y. ; 2 THE PARKSIDE RANGER No_bet" 17. 1976 • _--EDITORIAL/OPINION J Liberation: a sense of dignity llbrratloo. to '5tt at lJ~rl). rt:l~ij~'...r :n.."\" ;r ..rt 13 ~CJrll.lil~ y,hu! the WOrMn's movement IS all about ,,"u: uwre ..... :llt'U.ln ...'l""'~:. It adepthofCOftS("lousnessm ...~bl:tourrYo y,t·ln.-f. !~<Ihll'. I JUt'raUu: meamlO me a sense of dlgJ'ul) It means cornbtruruz u hea'thv pcrnor. of self-.steem and confIdence an h.andhn~ c:U~ sI1UitUOf. You ~lJTlpl~ don t start mto any venltue with iI dt"feoaust altlllktt'. \'ohler!I ulIllk untnowUl8ly, many women do I am not a missiooar)' ('alh~ for every Youman to torceablv Jom Uh' u.te of Woman's Liberation. Sunpl~' I want t;'\ ery woman 10 recog,uze possable options 3\'8llable to them flatoff;" IS mureo than 01•. r. )'OU can partake of In lire Wtt an' :lut l 'lIIIN ...~1 t1f 100percer.1 housewife', 100 percent secretar} or )00 p<>rCPIIIlHlIther Rather \H' should combine and expand oor ~pt' of mtt"re!'ol U In\'olve Cl~naan\ are as possible. What 1thmk \\l)men'~ Llb-'r"'lillfl IS trYing to teaeJ: US lS to reall1e plt.enQal. r~CO);!.!'IIlt· allerrwtI\ 's .,II,l dl~l'O\"l'r wltlur' .:u..rselv the II~J~ oUlit"ts of dL,I.t~ ti'~:-"l I-"'.'~'"'' It's like sa ing you're twenty-one year after year. You're not, and h y .. ar comes a little bit more .learnmx. 1110fl' exwith ea,' ne·.}e ... So i the case wtth liberation Liber(l,llOil prepares us for" perlenees. is III(; different type of "growing up" SltlWotlon. ~IJ wutr.an shouhl II<:jVt' t:: rmd herself desperately trying to fit into a mold someone else has created for ner. . . I am not a "manhater." Connotatively, that IS the image .many ople pt'rceive a feminist to be I am not obnoxiousl- overbearing ur :e-sighted ...but I am a ferrlllHst. Stereutypmg has .affel'ted ttl!' woman's movement, just as It has any other SOl'I~1 IIW\'elf.lr::t Women's Liberation should not be par-alled with these rnlsconceptlOfl:'. ~ a fen:lini~t I believe I have Ideas and \'Il'WpOIi,ls "IJnh~ of I'Xpression. All I expect is to be treated with th~ :ialllC illgnlty an.d worth any person should be allowed. 1 don·t want .to be labeled ~lth selfimposing limitations. I believ~ in myself. Clod tn my ('apablhtle~, allel : think Women's Liberation believes In thiS, too. WHlIlen's 1.1ber~tlOflh a hEalthy UI\}t;"ation towards these id('al~ . POLITICAL FO,RUM Daley losing power by Phil HermaDD Whal happell8lO a city and stale when a major political figure starls 10 slip' O1lcago and illinois will be finding that oul in the near future. Mayor Richard Daley Is on his way out as head of the Democratic party in Illinois. He will still he around, of course, but his power will be 50 decreased, It will not mean much Wby Is Daley losing power' I) The last presidential election Daley turned out the Democratic vole for Jimmy UIrler, m the city of Chicago, but carter still lost in Illinois; lhls means Jimmy owes Daley nothinR. Whal carler will do, however,ls bypass Daley and work with Adlai ~enson, Jr. and Alan Dixon, two suPerstars in tile Illinois Democratic party. So Daley will be effectively left out of the national scene. 2) James Thompson slaughtered Daley's boy, Micheal Howlett, in the race lor governor. Thompson, a Republican, destroyed Howlett in the oty 01 OUcaRo and massacred him downstate. Howlett has perennially been the strongesl 01 Daley's proteges and, in fact, Howletl's link with the Mayor cost hun the election. People outside 01 Chicago are sick of Daley and sick of it being I )LJ Cafeteria outlaws r e market To EcIltor P I acne with yo..- lett« 01 onmber 1D regarding Ihe prlcee and pot\IODS In the _ cafderia Ilhink however lhal you ahould ",,01'" before labelling lhls lullon a. a laUure 01 capllaIIam .. Our c:afeletla Is,in Jact. a prime n,mpJe of Slale SociaIIam in pt1ICIice. III ..... tracl wllh lbe university specifically oullaw. the key cancepI of Jrcc enlerprbe and c:unpWtion. U a lr.., market exisIed al Parkside, alternative food services would arise to m..,t yo..- demands for better and cr-per food. 'Their motive: to make profit. Ulllk!r capitalism, the boycotl you auggf:lled _ be successful If URi... Sqlllll'e c:onlinued 10 rip people off, II would go bnIlrr Jay GrasseD Senior Life Sde""" Illinois, Chicago instead of l'hlcago, Illinois. The city isn't as important anymore since people are moving out of it to find the security of the suburbs. Thompson has been quoted as saying, "I wiU work with the Mayor as much as possible," but don't bet on it. 3) "Da city dat works" isn't; Chicago has one of the highest levels of poverty in the country, If you don't believe this take a trip to either south or north Chicago, Chicago also is in the top thr.., for lJlurder and crime, right up there with New York and Detroit. Chicago's educational system is so screwed up that the teachers go out on strike just to break up the monotony, - 4) Daley is too old! The people of Illinois are sick of his face; the trend is to younger men such as Dixon, Percy and Thompson. This will be Daley's last term in office, Chicago will be a lot better off when Daley is gone, and the sooner the better. He has out-lived his usefulness as a Mayor with his oldfashioned tactics. "The city that works" isn't working as well as Daley would have the people believe and in the last election the specters of the poor, unemployed, under-educated and the dead were saying, "Why doesn't it work for us?" Sometime in the very near future, Richard J. Daley will knock on a door and be told "Sorry Mayor, this is a cloSed meeting." ! IW' The Parkside-·------ ~rr". RANGER T1te P.rksHh A." .... is wrm.ft liltd edited ' by . .,.. stulMftt, ., t1M Un'"."l''' neu55i1rily repre'ent.tive of thon "eld by WlicoftSln-P.rIl:Side Who .,.1 the students. '.culty or administration of .... Mibl. tor ue SOlely P.rkside. Editoria' lind ausine55 55)·2217; cootenf Opi". its editoriil' polley and Newsroom S53·2295. 101'1 e.pressed .re not EOITOR_~"'_C~IEF: JNnnine $ipsm. BUSINESS MANAGERS: e.... ., .rnalt AOYEIlTl$INQ MANAGER· Tom C • NEWS COORDINATOR, .r~u w •• ::-r EP .... TMENTS: AdMiltistr.t"'''oUc5et: John McKloske., FEATURE EDITOR: ~ , <;PORTS EDITOR: J.a .. T "'. IlSAG£ £DITORS· ietfr· . COPY EDIT.R'· .V I. swe..Cliu. Bill Bark. , Julie La..,e -HOTO £DITOR: V... ThomplOn CIRCULATION; Sue M.rqu.rdt STAFF; WenclVMiller. Terri Gayhart R ~Iafte Carlson. Douglas Edenh • obert Hoffman. ChriS Clausen, Thomas Nolen', 1:amona Maillet, Bob JamboISau: er• ~arv Kay Ohmer. Larry Donnelly. Phil Herma ..n. rrudl"u.... Snln Reinhard. Philip ~V~_V. Pella. linda Knucttson. Karin LaFourier. Judy . 'Vlneston. Debbie Sharpe - GIVE BLOOD Make appl,' with Qunpus Nurse for Nov, 22 2 THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 17, 1976 t,lf'RANGER --EDITORIAL/OPINION I I Liberation : a sense of dignity a It's like saying you're twenty-one year after year. You're not, and th h ear Conl,.s· a little bit more l('arnmg . 111ur(' 1•x - w1 ea: ne·. · Y • . S · the case with hberatior, I.1b('rc1l!1•;; prepar.:;; u;; for,; ~riences o ts _ . different type of "growmg up " s1tuat10n. !\v w<1 1:.c1r, :,lwuld have t:. find herself desperately trymg tu ht into a mold someone l'lse ha~ c-reated for tier. . . I am not a "manhater." Connotatively, that 1s the unage many 0 le perceive a feminist tn he I am not obr,ox10usl~ owrbt'Hnng 11r pe p · hted but I am a fen11r11st. ~terevtypmg hc1s affected th,· one-s1g ... . woman's movement, just as 1t has an.1 other socia t mowrnrr:t Women ·s Ube ration should not be para lied w 1th thesP n11~concept1011~ As a femini!:t I believe I have ideas and \'lt'Wpo11,ts v.urth~ of t'\· presswn . All I expect is to be treated with the :.ame Jignity and worth an\' person should be allowed . T don 't want to be lc1beled with st'!f1m.posing llIDitations. I believe in myself. and m my .-apab1ht1es. and : thmk Women's Liberation believes m this, too . W1J111t>n s l.,berat1011 h a htalthy 111vt:··ation toward~ these ideal~ TICAL PO.RUM losing power b) Phil Hermann tlaw free market 0 JayGrassell orUfe ience I Illinois, Chicago instead of Chicago, Illinois. The city isn't as important anymore since people are moving out of it to find the security of the suburbs. Thompson has been quoted as saying, "I will work with the Mayor as much as possible," but don't bet on it. 3) " Da city dat works" isn't; Chicago has one of the highest levels of poverty in the country. If you don't believe this take a trip to either south or north Chicago. Chicago also is in the top three for murder and crime, right up there with New York and Detroit. Chicago's educational system is so screwed up that the teachers go out on strike just to break up the monotony. 4) Daley is too old! The people of Illinois are sick of his face; the trend is to younger rnen such as Dixon, Percy and Thompson. This will be Daley's last term in office. Chicago will be a lot better off when Daley is gone, and the sooner the better. He has out-lived his usefulness as a Mayor with his oldfashioned tactics. "The city that works" isn't working as well as Daley would have the people believe and in the last election the specters of the poor, unemployed, under-educated and the dead were saying, ' 'Why doesn't it work for us?" Sometime in the very near future, Richard J. Daley will knock on a door and be told "Sorry Mayor, this is a closed meeting." 1 W The Parksid~ ~" .. RANGER The PArks,de RAnger is written And .elite<! by the shKltnts of the University of ;:,scons,n-P•rlu_ide who •re solely co lpOns,bfe for ,ts e<litoriAI policy And •tent . Optn1ons @xpressed •re not EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Junnine Sipsma BUSINESS MANAGERS : CA!lty BrnAk ADVERTISING MANAGER · Tom C NEWS COORDINATOR : Br~ce W ooper DEPARTMENTS Agner Adm,n,stnt,on-Policles : John McKtoskey FEATURE EDITOR Debbie BAuer necessuily representAtive of those held by the students, f.culty or administrAtion of PArkside. EditoriAI and Business 553-2217; Newsroom 553-2295. \PORTS EDITOR ; Jun Tt(IUtA ~:,s:.;~;IOTOITRORS . 1effrey j . swencki, Bill Buke : Julte L11n1e OHOTO EDITOR , VAR Thompson CIRCULATION Sue MArqu.rdt STAFF : Wendy Miller. Terri Gayhart . :,11ne Carlson. Dougliis Edenhaus M , Robert Hoffman, Chris Clausen, Thomas Nolen, ~amonii Ma,ttet. Bob Jambois 8 er, ary Kay Ohmer, Larry Donnelly, Phil Hermann, frudrun9, Scott Reinhard, Phili ~verly Pella, Linda Knudtson, Karin LaFourier, Judy P . L,v,ngston, Debbie Sharpe GIVE BLOOD Make appt. with Campus Nurse for Nov. 22 ... Part II: student government Survey Students respond by Phil Hermann ONOCTOBER 25th, RANGER ASKED PARK3IDE STUDENTS AT RANDOM, WHAT THEY THOUGHT OF' THEIR STUDENT GOVERNMENT THIS YEAR. HER!.: ARE SOME OF THE RESPONSES: "It doesn't affect me at all, I know that we have one but it hasn't showed me anything yet" Dente Conti- So\..>,more "I don't know anything about it" - Kim Hass- Sophrnore "I thi~ it is better ~en la~t years, Kai xau was aiways fighting. This year It seems taat Kiyckc IS at least trying to accomplish something. But it really doesn't affect me personally" - Jill Geor;ge- Sophmore "It doesn't rela~ to me at all,! don't have the tune to care" -Jerry Jacobsen - Jumor '" don't see much evidence of what it is doing. The elections went badly but' don't know if it is because of PSGA or student apathy." Bob Hoffman- Freshman. "We are understaffed there is too much work and not enough people helping." That is the problem with PSGA according to its president, Kiyoko Bowden. "The people who are in student government right now are doing a tremendous job trying to keep up with all the work," said Bowden. "The ones that had to resign are also to be corrunended because they had other responsibiliti-es that were more important, jobs and their academics." To put things in proper personal perspective, Kiyoko said Parkside student government is important 1Il Il~Y life, out not tne most important; my son and studies come first. If , felt that PSGA was hurting either of these' would resign too." When asked why students had run for the offices even though they THOUGH THEY KNEW OF. THE WORKLOAi), Kiyoko stated, "PSGA is not a high school government, the workload is much heavier then any of us expected. If more students got involved the workload for all of US would greatly be decreased. We are the oniy representatives ofthe students that is recognized by the administration 'Jere. Why do students know so littie about their student ~wernment.? "Siudents have the sallie responsibilities as we do, jobs and their studies; this limits their time and some may not be ahle to get as involved as they might want." Kiyoko continued, "We do a lot for students, even though they might not realize it. My administration has been concerned mainly with improving the counseling services and improving financial aid. Even if they don't realize it, we are working for them all the time." What about the recent Senate elections? "We hope that the new senators can help greatly with the workload. Because of the ~gnations and other matters, we have been working up to this point with about 30percent of the senate. These new people combining with the other senators should improve the situation. Two percent of the student population voting is actually higher than usual for fall elections. If the students don't take an active part, the the burden falls on me to appoint people whom,' feel can do the job," Bowden said. To sum it all up Kiyoko said, "We need the help of all Parkside students because there is a lot of important work that needs doing and it may not get done if we don't get more help. The people who are in PSGA now are doing all they can, and they wi! continue working hard, because if we don't, who will?" Art exhibited An exhibition titled "Indian Folk Painting from Mexico," collected by John Marlow, an Illinois State University art lecturer, will be on view through Novem ber 23 in the Communication Arts Gallery at Parkside. The pieces are prime examples, according to Marlow, of hoth the style and character of work being produced by Indians who live in or near the central valley of Mexico. Gallery hours at Parkside are noon to 5 p.rn, Mondays through Thursdays and Tuesday and Wednesday evenings from 7 to 10. asked answered rarely -------.-. I I I I I I I t t I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I l. I t I I I I I L J E v E N T s I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I , I I I , I , I t I I THE PARKSIDE RANGER Novem&er 17, 19763 Wedneoday, Nov. 17 Movie, "Brewster McCloud," plays at 2:30 and 7:30 p.m. In Union Cinema. Admission is $1.00. PSGA Senate meeting, 8:30 p.m. in Union 207. Thursdav, Nov. 18 Poetry workshop held by Janet Beeler at 4 p.m. in WLLC 0 174. Poetry reading given by Janet Beeler at 8 p.m. in the 2nd floor of the library. Uncle Vinty Show at 9 p.m, in Union Square. Admission is $1.50 for students and 52 for others. Open demonstration of PLATO, the most complex computer system in the world, by the inventory and a team of experts from the University of Illinois, from 2 to 3: 15p.m. in Gr 103. Friday, Nov, 19 DEbate and Forensics Association meets at 12 noon in WLLC 295 and 1:30 p.m. in CA 233. Chess Club meets from 2 to 4p.m. in Union 207. Ufe Science seminar, "Electromagnetism, Man and the Enviornment," held by Dr. J .H. Battocletti from the M~ical Center of Wisconsin at 2 p.m. in GR 0127. Coed swirruning meet, 4th Annual RangerRelays, held at 4 p.m. in the Phy. Ed. Bldg. Movie, "Day of the Locust," plays at 7 and 9:45 p.m. in Union Cinema, Admission is $1. Cable TV program "An Inside Look" hosted by UW-P Pro!. Paul Kleine at 7 p.m. on Channel 8. Accent on Enrichment Series: Second City Review satirical theater plays at 8 p.m. in the CAT. Saturday, Nov. 20 Men's cross country ~AIA National Championships held at 11 a.m. at Parkside. Dance, featuring "Sass" from 8:30 p.m. to 1 a.m. in Union Square Tickets sold by Vet's Club for 51.50 in advance in the WILC concourse and $2 at the door. Sunday, Nov. 21 WargamersClub meets from Ito 6p.m. in CL 140. Concert, Parkside Chorale presents An American sampler at 3:30 p.m. in the CAT. Vets Club meets at 4 p.m. in WLLC 0174. Movie, "Day of the Locust," plays at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Amdission is $1. Monday, Nov, 22 Blood donation drive held from 10a.m. to 2 p.m. in the Bloodmobile in the Union Loop Drive. Please make an appointment with the Health Service in wu,c 0198 or call 553-2366. Tuesday, Nov. 23 Concert, Parkside Jazz Ensemble plays at8 p.rn. in the CAT. Meeting, Student Organization Council at 4 p.m, in room 0-174, WILC (next to the Information Kiosk). All organizations are asked to send a representative. All events must be submitted to the Ranger, WILe 0194, before Wednesday of the week before publication. Second City to appear Second City, an improvisational theater troupe, will appear at Parkside at 8 p.rn, on Friday, Nov. 19, in the Cornmunication Arts Theater. The program is a part of Parkside's Accent on Enrichment series. The show is a return engagement for Second City's touring company, which played on campus last March. Admission is $4. A limited number of tickets are available at the Campus Information Center. The company. which traces its roots back to 1951,has been the spawning ground of such talents as Elaine May, Mike Nicols, Barbara Harris, Shelley Berman. David Steinberg, Alan Arion, Joan Rivers. Hobert Klein and Aver)' Schreiber ano Jack Burns. The performers wr Ite their own satirical sketches. a series of interrelated skits which provide social commentary on such diverse subjects as politics, sex, movies. great books. money and psychology. The company maintains its 0\\<11 school and workshop. ". C"zy QUIIN'(I":, . .' , " I.'0.° 1 i . ) Need ride from south side of Milwaukee. Will pay for' 1 of gas Call 76'2 6'231 Ask for Carol. 1914 PONTfAC SPRING a.sceeo Metallic Blue. red buckets. Rally wheels AMFM, FM stereo, a.r-ec« S'2W5 634-0876 by Philip L. Livingston in the BOOKSTORE Typing done efficiently and professiOnally in my home. Reasonable rates 6576068 FOR SALE Grey, white. and orange per sian rug 6'8'· x )'4", S350_ 55'29394 atter 5 pm WILL 00 any kind of typing at reasonable rates. For information ceu 65'2,)373. FOR SALE· ~arantl 1015 receiver, Jensen model;1 speakers, 1 year old_ S300. Phone 63,J " ; Part II: student government survey Students respond by Phil Hermann ON OCTOBER 25th, RANGER ASKED PARK'.JIDE STUDENTS AT RANDOM, WHAT IBEY THOUGHT OF 'ffiEIR STUDENT GOVERNMENT THIS YEAR. HEHL ARE SOME OF THE RESPONSES: "It doesn't affect me at all, I know tlrnt we h2ve one but it hasn't showed me anything yet" Dente Conti- So1-limore "I don't know anythlng about it" - Kim Hass- S?phmore "I thi_nk it is better ~en la~t years, Kai Nall ·;v;::,; always fighting. This year it seems tllat Kiyoko is at least trying to a,~complish something. But it really doesn't affect me personally'' - Jill G eocge- Sophmore "It doesn't relate to me at all, I don't have the tu.ie to care'' -Jerry Jacobsen - Junior "I don't see much evidence of what it is doing. The elections went badly but I don't know if it is because of PSGA or student apathy." Bob Hoffman- Freshman. "We are understaffed there is too much work and not enough people helping." That is the problem with PSGA according to its president, Kiyoko Bowden. "The people who are in student government right now are doincl a tremendous job trying to keep up with all the work," said Bowden. "The ones that had to resign are also to be commended because they had other responsibilities that were more important, jobs and their academics." To put things in proper personal perspective, Kiyoko said Parkside student government is im,1,1orumt u11r:.y life, o•Jt not tne most impot.tant; my son and studies come first. If I felt that PSGA was hurting either of these I would resign too." When asked why students had run for the offices even though they THOUGP. '!:'HEY KNEW OF. THE WORKLOAn, Kiyoko stated, "PSGA is not a high school government, the worklo,:d is much heavier then any of us expected. If more students got involved the workload for all of us would greatly be decreased. We are the oni~· representatives of the students that is recognized by the administratior. liere. Why do students know so little about their student ~wernment? ··Stuoents have U1e same responsibilities as we th), jobs and their studies; this limits their time and some may not be able to get as involved as they might want." Kiyoko continued, "We do a lot for students, even though they might not realize it. My administration has been concerned mainly with improving the counseling services and improving financial aid. Even if they don't realize it, we are working for them all the time." ~~~~~~~~ I I t t t f ' ' t - t t t t t t t t t t t ' t t t t f. t f t t t E V E N T s f t t t t t t f f t t t t ' t t t t t t t t t t t t t f t t t ' t [ ______ .J THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 17, 1976 3 Wedn day,. 'ov. 17 Movie, ··Brewster McCloud," plays at 2:30 and 7:30 p.m. in Union Cinema Admission is $1.00. PSGA Senate meeting, 8:30 p.m. m Union 207. Thursdav,, ov.18 Poetry workshop held by Janet Beeler at 4 p.m. in WLLC D 174. Poetry reading given by Janet Beeler at 8 p.m. in the 2nd floor of the library. Uncle Vinty Show at 9 p.m. in Union Square. Admission is $1.50 for students and $2 for others. Open demonstration of PLATO, the most complex computer ystem in the world, by the inventory and a team of experts from the University of Illinois, from 2 to 3: 15 p.m in Gr 103. Friday,. ov.19 Debate and Forensics Association meets at 12 noon in WLLC 295 and 1:30 p.m. in CA 233. Chess Club meets from 2 to 4 p,m. in Union 207. Life Science seminar, "Electromagnetism, Man and the Env10rnment," held by Dr. J.H. Battocletti from the Medical Center of Wisconsin at 2 p.m. m GR D127. Coed swimming meet. 4th Annual Ranger.Relays, held at 4 p.m. in the Phy. Ed. Bldg. ~tovie. ··Day of the Locust." plays at 7 and 9:45 p.m. in Union Cin ma. Admission is 1. Cable T\' program "An Inside Look" ho ted by W-P Prof. Paul Kleine at 7 p.m. on Channel 8. Accent on Enrichment Series: Second City Review satirical theat r plays at 8 p.m. in the CAT. aturday, ·o\. 20 Men's cro country "AIA. ·at1onal Champion hips held at 11 a.m. t Parkside. Dance. featuring "Sa s · from 8:30 p.m. to 1 a .m. in Union ·quare Tickets sold by Vet's Club for $1.50 in advance m the WILC concourse and $2 at the door. Sunday,, ·ov. 21 Wargamers Club meets from 1 to 6 p.m. in CL 140. Concert. Parkside Chorale presents An American Sampler at 3:30 p.m. in the CAT. Vets Club meets at 4 p.m. in WLLC D174. Movie, "Day of the Locust," plays at 7:30 p.m. in the Umon Cinema. Amdission is $1. ~tonday, Noi·. 22 Blood donation drive held from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. in the Bloodmobile in the Union Loop Drive. Please make an appoinbnent with the Health Service in WLLC D198 or call 553-2366. ·Tue day, Nov. 23 Concert, Parkside Jazz Ensemble plays at 8 p.m. in the CAT. Meeting, Student Organization Council at 4 p.m. in room D-174, WLI.C ( next to the Information Kiosk). All organizations are a ked to end a representative. All events must be submitted to the Ranger, WLLC D194, before Wednesday of the week before publication. What about the recent Senate elections? "We hope that the new senators can help greatly with the workload. Because of the r~ignations and other matters, we have been working up to this point with about 30 percent of the senate. These new people combining with the other senators should improve the situation. Two percent of the student popula~on voting is actually higher than usual for fall elections. If the students don't take an active part, the the burden falls on me to appoint people whom, I feel can do the job," Bowden said. To sum it all up Kiyoko said, "We need the help of all Parkside students because there is a lot of important work that needs doing and it may not get done if we don't get more help. The people who are in PSGA now are doing all they can, and they wil continue working hard, because if we don't, who will?" Second City to appear Second City, an im- Admission 1s 4. A limited number of ticket are available at the Campus Information Center. Art exhibited provisational theater troupe. will appear at Parkside at 8 p.m. on Friday, Tov. 19, in the Communication Arts Theater. The program is a part of Parkside's Accent on Enrichment series. The company. which trace its root back to 1951, ha been the pawning round of uch talents as Elaine , fay . tike • "icols, Barbara Harns, helley Berman, Da\·id Steinb rg. Ian Arkin, Joan R1\·ers, Robert Klein and An exhibition titled "Indian Folk Painting from Mexico," collected by John Marlow, an IlJinois State University art lecturer, will be on view through November 23 in the Communication Arts Gallery at Parkside. The pieces are prime examples, according to Marlow, of both the style and character of work being produced by Indians who live in or near the central valley of Mexico. .c Need ride from south side of MIiwaukee Will pay for 1 , of gas. Call 762 6231 Ask for Carol 1974 PONTIAC SPRING 3 speed Metalbc Blue. red buckets. Rally wheels AM FM, FM slereo. 8 Track S2195 634 0876 Typing done effic iently and J)rofessionally n my home Reasonable rates 657 6068 FOR SALE Grey. white. and orange Per s,an ru0 6'8" x J'4'" S350 552 9394 after 5 Pm WILL DO any kind of typ,ng al reasonable rates For information Call 652,3373 FOR SALE arantz 2015 receiver. Jensen ::';~del 4 speakers. 1 year old 5300. Phone 634 Gallery hours at Parkside are noon to 5 p.m. Mondays thro~gh Thursdays and Tuesday and Wednesday evenings from 7 to 10. The show is a return engagement for Second City's touring company, which played on campus last '.\1arch. ,,- t:,azy Q11e1lion,. ) ' . J. asked answered rarely , 1fud1nf pul,/ie,Hon by Philip L. Livingston in the BOOKSTORE 4 THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 17. 1976 Hedden, new V.P. The ParU1de SlUdelII Governmenl Association ... a new vice pl'eSidenl. Harvey V. Hedden. A buIlnoss IDlIII8gemenl and political science majar. Hedden Ia a 10"""" ..... tor. He Is cunenl1y a member 01the segregated Fees Allocation comnlillee. lite student organization cound1, the ParUicie Association 01 Wargamers, lhe Parbicle Debate and Forerwics Association. and uoodate Justice on the student court and a IlJI'IMr member 01 the ParUide Ranger editorial stall. Hedden Is concerned with \lie factionalism that currenUy occurs. ()urtng his terwre with \lie PSGA nate, he had. In hls knowledge, "a pretty good re<onl 01 ~ this problem. When I chaired ..-qs IU assistant president pro tempore), I had no complaints." The new Vice President saw no "Inherent" problems WIth Rett!ng the goals and objectives of • the current PSGA Senate accomplished. With the merger law implemented, he saw that PSGA, once these factions were split up would have little problem getting things done at Parkside. He also stated that he was interested in running .he meetings not running the people involved in those meetings. 19n Local ICUI Intercollegiate Tournament Program r ~ \fit} B1w1i & - Jan 22 s 23. 1977 Blllin Jan 28, 29 s 30. 1977 T*. l lis - Jan' 28. 29 s 30. 1977 Foosball - Feb 4, 5 & 6, 1977 Chess - Feb, 4, 5 & 6, 1977 Local tournament winners to represent Parkside at the ACUI ReglOnalsIn Madison Wise. Feb, 17-19, 1977. Contact the UnIOn Ree-Center for information or to enter. "100 fee/entry. Toumement dreCtOr; Randy Moog Phone: 553-2695 Why do some people think Bud.is sort of special? Go ahead and find out why! (Brewing beer right does make a difference.) -- When you say Budweiser., you've said it all; c ""ISO-IUSCII. nle.• IT. Lo:.S Seminar on work featured A seminar on "Work satisf action_Dissatisfaction' , featuring a panel of labor and industry representatives and an industrial chaplain will be held at Parkside on Thursday, Nov. 18, from 1:30 to 4 p.m. in Classroom Bldg. Room D-IJI. The seminar is sponsored by Parkside, the Wisconsin Humanities Council and the Kenosha Christian Youth Council Bicentennial Committee. Representatives of labor, industry and area service clubs are expected to attend. Panelists will be the Rev. Rodney Brown, industrial chaplain at the R.J. Reynolds Company, Winston-salem, N.C' Rich Hol1ander, producti~~ worker and member of U A W Local 180 at the J.1. Case Co' .. Elige Johnson .. labor relatio~ director at American Motors Corp.; Frances Froh, plant manager at Jockey International; and John Woodzick second shift ~supervisor ai MacWhyte Co. Prof. Walter Graf!in will act as moderator and Prof. Francine Hall, a specialist in labor relations, will serve as resource person. Thi' arrangements committee for the seminar includes Graffin Riltli and Arthur Milholland oi Jockey International. Communicalion, soc/anthro review completed by Chris Clausen The Academic Planning and Program Review Committee • (APPR) has just finished its review of the communications and sociology-anthropology majors. They have met with both the faculty and some students of both majors and will soon be presenting recommendations on each. The committee has had to schedule both of these reviews in close overlapping succession of one another in order to finish them DY November 15 and advise the administration on the filling the 24 new faculty positions. Throughout the meetings with the faculty, the committee through chairman David Baron~ (associate professor in psychology), expressed that they were not only looking for the negative aspects in the 2 majors, but also the positiye. The committee began its reviews with communications. They reviewed the consultants reports and then met with various faculty members on November I. On Wednesday they met with randomly selected students with communications majors. The communications faculty explained the general thrust of the discipline as well as their heavy emphasis on special communications skills. The committee qJestioned the communications faculty on the diffusion within the discipline as well as job opportunities for graduates. The. faculty responded to the question of diffusion withi . 1 In commUnications that the plan for communications that is tn ~e current UW-P catalogue had been . Written before present ' fjlculty had been at UW-P The comm arts faculty offered no suggestions as to how or what they would change. Randomly selected Comln Arts m.::I~or!'lmpt i" a ~!os~ !'n~t'!ti;'--b WIth Committee members Larry Duetsch (associate professoreconomics) and chairman David Barone (assistant professorpsychology) on Wednesday. November ~3to respond to the communications faculty. The students response will be ineluded in the final report. The faculty of the soc-anlhro listened while APPR Committee member Teresa Peck (assistant professor-education) listed complaints voiced by soc-anlllro majors expressed in a closed meeting with Peck, and Peter Hoff (associate professor - English. The complaints centered on the fact that the students felt a need . for more academic counseling by the discipline faculty. The students also felt that the discipline sbould give a degree in social work rather than a degree in Sociology. Tbe soc - anthro faculty responded by stating they hoped to do exactly that. They, like comm arts faculty, would like to re-write the catalogue as it pertains to soc-anthro. The new ca talogue plan of socanthro would offer 3 concentrations: I. Criminal justice in consortum with UWMilwaukee for a transfer to UWM until UW-P can establish a degree in Criminal Justice. 2. Applied anthropology, a contemporary approach to the socanthro discipline. and 3. Life cycle developement, which has yet to be outlined by the socanthro faculty. The faculty expressed concem over the need to establish a social worker e degree at UW-P, but stated they could not due to the lack of faculty. The faculty had requested a new faculty position to help institute a social worker degree but had been turned down by the Committee of Principles (C.O.P.). The consultants report and Soc-Anthro had made no mention of this. The faculty will submit an extensive course reconstruction for the 77·78 catalogue. They would also hope to fill several vacancies before the '77 academic year begins. The faculty of both disciplines will have time to respond before the APPR commillee.subrnits its report to the administration. THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 17, 1976 Redden, new V.P. byBru agner ·th the factionalism that his tenure ·th the PSGA no ledg , "a pretty good problem. Wh n I chaired id nt pro tempore), I \\ no 'inherent" nd objectives of • the current PSGA Senate accomplished. With the merger law implemented, he saw that PSGA, once th e factions were split up would have little problem getting things done at Parkside. He also stated that he was interested in running U1e m.:etings not running the people involved m those meetings. - Bowling - J 22 & 23. 1911 Foosball - F-eb. 4 . 5 & 6. 1977 Billiards Chess - F-eb. 4. 5 & 6. 1977 J 20. 29 s 3o. 1977 Table Tennis - Jan. ·2e. 29 & 3o. 1977 Local tournament winners to represent Parkside at the ACUI Regionals ·n Madison Wisc. Feb. 17-19, 1977. Contact the Union Rec-Center for information or to enter. 51°0 fee/entry. To n director: Randy Moog Phone: 553-2695 Why do sonte people think Bud. is sort of special? Go ahead and find out why! (Brewing beer right does make a difference.) When you say Budweiser., you've said it all! 11"N£USU-IUSCH, I .. C. • ST. LOUIS Seminar on work featured A seminar on "Work Company, Winston-Salem, N.C.; Rich Hollander, production worker and member of UAW Local 180 at the J.I. Case Co· Sa tisf action-Dissatisfaction'' featuring a panel of labor and industry representatives and an industrial chaplain will be held at Parkside on Thwsday, Nov. 18, from 1 : 30 to 4 p .m. in Classroom Bldg. Room D-111. The seminar is sponsored by Parkside, the Wisconsin Humanities Council and the Kenosha Christian Youth Council Bicentennial Committee. Representatives of labor, industry and area service clubs are expected to attend. Panelists will be the Rev. Rodney Brown, industrial chaplain at the R.J. Reynolds . Elige Johnson, . labor relatio~~ director at American Motors Corp.; Frances Froh, plant manager at Jockey International; and John Woodzick second shift supervisor at MacWhyte Co. Prof. Walter Graffin will act as moderator and Prof. Francine Hall, a specialist in labor relations, will serve as resource person. The arrangements committee for the seminar includes Graffin Rikli and Arthw Milholland of Jockey International. Comm uni cation, soc/anthro review completed by Chris Clausen The Academic Planning and Program Review Committee • (APPR) has just finished its review of the communications and sociology-anthropology majors. They have met with both the faculty and some students of both majors and will soon be presenting recommendations on each. The committee has had to schedule both of these reviews in close overlapping succession of one another in order to finish them 6y November 15 and advise the administration on the filling the 24 new faculty positions. Throughout the meetings with the faculty, the committee through chairman David Baron; ( associate professor in psychology), expressed that they were not only looking for the negative aspects in the 2 majors, but also the positive. The committee began its reviews with communications. They reviewed the consultants reports and then met with various faculty members on November 1. On Wednesday they met with randomly selected students with communications majors. The communications faculty explained the general thrust of the discipline as well as their heavy emphasis on special communications skills. The committee qJestioned the communications faculty on the diffusion within the discipline as well as job opportunities for graduates. The. faculty responded to the question of diffusion within communications that the plan for communications that is in the current UW-P catalogue had been written before pr;sent faculty had been at UW-P The comm arts faculty offered no suggestions as to how or what they would change. ~domly selected Comm Arts rn;i10r<: mpt in " <>ln.,.o.,-1 • . with Comntittee- ~~~~;;~c~;~ Duetsc? ( associate professoreconom1cs) and chairman David Barone ( assistant professorpsychology) on Wednesday. November 3 to respond to the communications faculty. The students response will be incl\lded in the final report. The faculty of the soc-anthro listened while APPR committee member Teresa Peck ( assistant professor-education) listed complaints voiced by soc-anU.-o majors expressed in a closed meeting with Peck, and Peter Hoff (associate professor - English. The complaints centered on the fact that the students felt a need for more academic counseling by the discipline faculty. The students also felt that the discipline should give a degree in social work rather than a degree in Sociology. The soc - anthro faculty responded by stating they hoped to do exactly that. They, like comm arts faculty, would like to re-write the catalogue as it pertains to soc-anthro. The new catalogue plan of socanthro would offer 3 concentrations: 1. Criminal justice in consortum with UWMilwaukee for a transfer to UWM until UW-P can establish a degree in Criminal Justice. 2. Applied afithropology, a contemporary approach to the socanthro discipline. and 3. Life cycle developement, which has yet to be outlined by the socanthro faculty. The faculty expressed concern over the need to establish a social worker degree at UW-P, but stated they could not due to the lack of faculty. The faculty had requested a new faculty position to help institute a social worker degree but had been turned down by the Committee of Principles (C.O.P.). The consultants report and Soc-Anthro had made no mention of this. The faculty will submit an extensive course reconstruction for the 77-78 catalogue. They would also hope to fill several vacancies before the '77 academic year begins. The faculty of both disciplines will have time to respond before the APPR committee submits its report to the administration. Methods laid out Birth control balled up The staff members at the DeRanger have been asked for equal time for the articles that have been printed about Plant Parenthood. So here are "Some Methods of Birth c:ontrol that the Noble One missed. \. Chastity belts - Chastity belts could be sold at reduced rate for students under the age of 19 and over the age of 6. 2.Tie it in a knot. No explanation necessary. 3. Use Elmer's Glue All as a douche. (Better yet, super Glue) 4. Castration. , 5. Make sure one of you is dead. 6. Leaving your clothes on. 7. Keeping a thick quilt or lead shielding between the two bodies. 8.Do it with a partner of the same sex. 9. Attempt intercourse only while exceeding the speed limit driving down 1-94the wrong way. , I 9161 'li J&qwaAON~3~NY~aa 3a1S)l~Yd 3H~ A number of students atrempt , various ('ontrnl method« "lJl!~f'..t'f"d h" nf"RttntJf"r. birth SPECIALLY FOR WOMEN \. Only go out with abortionists. 2. Before going on a date, put a broken popbottle in your private parts. SPECIALLY FOR MEN \. Put your balls in a baggie and ziploc it. 2. At the last minute, replace penis with large toe. EPILOGUE These methods are tired and true and guaranteed to prevent impregnation. For further information, call 632-0091anytime for advice. However, some of these methods are considered illegal by your local authorities and the FBI. Now that we have a president committed to legal "shacking up" and just general screwing around, the. federal laws will soon change. Lost student found by SheidoD Duagbone A fonner Parkside student who has been mIsslng since 1973was found today by the campus security force purely by mistake. . A spokesman for the security force said a division involved in a combination parking ticket raid and search for a pair of tbe Chancellor's office ad· ~enturers were combing the woods just south of Main Place when one of them stumbled upon a man ,lothed in bucksin rags sitting in front of a crude shelter. Alter sharp questioning the officers discovered that they hlld found Mr. William Bunion, who was last seen 3 years ago just before setting off on foot from Greenquist Hall to his car which was located in the East Parking Lot. Mr. Bunion plans to return to Parkside after he is over the shock of re-entering society. When asked by this reporter if he will every again park his car in the East Parking Lot, Mr. Bunion replied "What is a car?" It was learned later by this reporter that Mr. Bunion was refused admission to the school because of his inability to remember what a car is. No one was available for comment. TheParkside------------- DeRANGER Vol. V No. 2 Wedne.d,,~. 'io\ember 17. 1976 UJJZP tastes Saga tragedy brutal enterprise, Champoop explained, "Well, we were going to keep it hushed until next semester when a proposed cutback in financial aid is to occur. in which case the surprise would definitely be in our favor. Look, if you have time I'll explain the whole thing. Sit down and have one of our 250 pounders with cheese." Butch Br inernan, of the security force, who led the raid, reported that four men and a woman were arrested following a brief scuffle in the cold storage and outer offices over what appeared to be a piece of evidence but was later confirmed as a pork chop. The four men were identified as Sydney Dowd, 38, Buddy Niechowicz, 26, and Earl "JayBob" Rivers, 50 all cafeteria cooks, and Rudy Sump, 29; a hair stylist from Racine. The woman, Eve Skwatlow, 32, was an admitted voyeur from Waukegan, Illinois. Brineman explained that his department's actions were based purely on suspicion after ..one of -e his men, while eating in the [" cafeteria, discovered a 1974 .' Tremper High School class ring in his Ranger Burger, while an ~ anonymous chancellor reported ;' finding a contact lens on his ~ chicken sandwich. "Other than those two incidents, nothing has been reported, which seems odd," Brineman said. ..But you by Fraiser Stetsonevski In a dramatic early morning. raid on the Saga Food Service's cold storage unit last Friday, the Campus Security Police and several vigilante PSGA members found the gruesome remains of' six fonner Parkside drop-outs suspended from the ceiling in positions which suggest their ultimate fate as processed food. Though an intense investigation for tacts to support that conclusion is still underway, Peter Champoop, a cafeteria worker whose job is to prepare cold-cuts and hot sandwiches confessed that he was aware of tbe atrocity but refused to accept full credit for its inception: "I wish I had dreamed this up," he stated. "We may never have a shortage again!" When asked why he never came forward to expose the USDA in8peclor Clyde B~gllie.... review8 the inud~-' qu~te eondition8 or the SOIliOcold 810r"lIe umt, know these college kids. They'd eat just about anything." A sense of loss and helpless anger has pervaded the school since the atrocity was discovered. :1/ one expected that euch an outrage could be cornmitted at this quiet, rural !n· stitution. "Things just won't be the same," reflected Larry Flank, a sophomore. "It looks like I'll have to go back to bringing a bag lunch." The PSG A members who participated in the raid as the arche-typal hysterical mob whichs had nearly taken the law into their own hands, seemed stunned at the fate of their fellow' students. said senator Jim Lobomeire, 19, "We could have at least held off on the raid until those poor guys had been marinated or rolled in breadcrwnbs. Anything but this! Hell, I knew a few of them personally and I can tell you with a straight face that not less than three of tbem wanted to go as deep-fried crullers." Another senator, Jean Rabbid, sadly remarked, "It's all such a waste! Imean, they haven't even passed inspection yet!" Following the notification of relatives, funerals for the deceased will be held at their respective churches, their times yet to be announced, with a wake afterwards for the entire group in the Union cafeteria. Duo vanished by Jerimiah Johnson Two Parkside students have been reported missing since last Friday afternoon after making a seemingly harmless bet with several fellow students as to whether or not they would be able to locate the Chancellor's office. Reported as missing to the Kenosha police were Richard Magellan, 21, of Racine, and Robert Polo, 20, of Kenosha. Both are history majors at Parkside. A friend of the pair said that he and another companion were silting 10 the Union with the two last Friday when Magellan began boasting that he was not afraid to try to locate the office regardless of the rwnors about barricades and guard dogs. After some preparation. the duo set out on their trek equipped with a tent, nashllght, sterno stove, ropes, and other survival equipment, and have not been seen nor heard from since. The Chancellor was not available for comment. Wargamers cited by Adolph PatloD Campus Security Police searched for six Parkside students missing since mid· semester after dropping their classes Campus Pollee discovered on saturday a homemade bomb shelter. three nuclear warheads, an inunense arsenal of ground combat equipment, and a World War n half.track in the 0-2 level of Greenquist Hall. After an initial investigation, the P.arkside Wargamers were ci ted by the Kenosha Fire Department for neglecting Fire safety Regulations, and blocking fire lanes . The Wargamers were also given citations fOl' malicious destruction of' private property after they dug forty-nine trenches on the east campus lawn and barb-wired the Library ~ center. Methods laid out Birth control balled up The staff members at the DeRanger have been asked for equal time for the articles that have been printed about Plant Parenthood. So here are "Some Methods of Birth Control that the Noble One missed. l. Chastity belts - Chastity belts could be sold at reduced rate for students under the age of 19 and over the age of 6. l 9L6l 'LL .1aqwaA0N H3~N'tHao 3O1S>CH'td 3H.l Lost student found by Sb ldoo Dungbors A former Parkside student who has been missing since 1973 was found today by the campus ecurity force purely by mistake. • A spokesman for the ecurity force said a division involved in a combination parking ticket raid and 2. Tie it in a knot. No explanation necessary. 3. Use Elmer's Glue All as a douche. ( Better yet, Super Glue) A number of students attempt _ ,:ariou!o, c·ontrnl methorl" .. .,~~t>-ted h, Jl.-Rnnuf>r. birth search for a pair of the Chancellor's office adventurers were combing the woods just outh of ~fain Place when one of them stumbled upon a man xlothed in bucksin rags sitting in front of a crude shelter. After sharp questioning the officers discovered Lliat they h~d found tr. William Bunion, who wa last seen 3 years ago just before setting off on foot from Greenquist Hall to his car which was located in the East Parking Lot. 4. Castration. 5. Make sure one of you is dead. 6. Leaving your clothes on. SPECIALLY FOR WOMEN 1. Only go c,ut with abortionists. 7. Keeping a thick quilt or lead shielding between the two bodies. 8. Do it with a partner of the same sex. !I. Attempt intercourse only while exceeding the speed limit driving down 1-94 the wrong way. 2. Before going on a date, put a broken popbottle in your private parts. SPECIALLY FOR MEN 1. Put your balls ma baggie and ziploc it. 2. At the last minute, replace penis with large toe. EPILOGUE Mr. Bunion plans to return to Parkside after h is over the shock of re-entering society. \\'hen asked by this reporter if he will every again park his car In the East Parking Lot, Mr. Bunion replied "What i a car?" These methods are tired and true and guaranteed to prevent impregnation. For further information, call 632-0091 anytime for advice. It was learned later by this reporter that tr. However, some of these methods are considered illegal by your local authorities and the FBI. ~ow that we have a president committed to legal ·'shacking up" and just general screwing around, the_ federal laws will soon change. Bunion was refused admission to the school becau of his inability to remember what a car i . No one was available for comment. The Parkside------------ DeR ANGER Vol. \" ~o. 2 \\edne .. da~. ~OH~mber 17. 1976 UW-P tastes Saga tragedy by Fraiser Stetsonevski In a dramatic early morning. raid on the Saga Food Service's cold storage unit last Friday, the Campus Security Police and several vigilante PSGA members found the gruesome remains of six former Parkside drop-outs suspended from the ceiling in positions which suggest their ultimate fate as processed food. Though an intense investigation tor tacts to support that conclusion is still underway, Peter Champoop, a cafeteria worker whose job is to prepare cold-cuts and hot sandwiches confessed that he was aware of the atrocity but refused to accept full credit for its inception." "I wish I had dreamed this up,'' he stated. "We may never have a shortage again!" When asked why he never came forward to expose the USDA inspector Clyde Buggers reviews the inttd~ - · quate conditions of the Saga cold storage untt. brutal enterprise, Champoop ·E'xplained. ··Well, we were going to keep it hushed until next semester when a proposed cutback in financial aid is to occur, in which case the surprise would rlefinitely be in our favor. Look, if you have time l'il explain the whole thing. Sit down and have one of our 250 pounders with cheese." Butch Brineman, of the Security force, who led the raid, reported that four men and a woman were arrested following a brief scuffle in the cold storage and outer offices over what appeared to be a piece of evidence but was later confirmed as a pork chop. The four men were identified as Sydney Dowd, 38, Buddy Niechowicz, 26, and Earl '"JayBob" Rivers, 50 all cafeteria cooks, and Rudy Sump, W, a hair stylist from Racine. The woman, Eve Skwatlow, 32, was an admitted voyeur from Waukegan, Illinois. Brineman explained that his department's actions were based purely on suspicion after ..one of his men, while eating in the cafeteria, discovered a · 1974 Tremper High School class ring in his Ranger Burger, while an _ anonymous chancellor reported finding a contact lens on his ;!. chicken sandwich. "Other than . those two incidents, nothing has been reported, which seems odJ," Brineman said. ··But you know these college kids. The_ "d eat just about anything." A sense of lo.:s and help! s. anger has pervaded the chool since the atrocity wa .. discovered .. • enc C!-.-pected that ~uch an outrage could be <'Ommitted at this quiet, rural institution. "Things just won't be the same," reflected Larry Flank. a sophomore. ··It looks like 1"11 have to go back to bringing a bag lunch." The PSGA members who participated in the raid as the arche-typal hysterical mob which~ had nearly taken the law into their own hands, seemed stunned at the fate of their fellow· students. Said Senator Jim Lobomeire, 19, • We could have at least held off on the raid until those poor guys had been marinated or rolled in breadcrumbs. Anythmg . but this! Hell, I knew a few of them personally and I can tell you with a straight face that not less than three of them wanted to go as deep-fried crullers." Another senator, Jean Rabbid, sadly remarked, "It's all such a waste'. I mean, they haven't even passed inspection yet!'' Following the notification of relatives. funerals for the deceased will be held at their respective churches. their times yet to be announced, with a wake afterwards for the entire group in the Union Cafeteria. Duo vanished by Jcrimi h John on Two Parkside tud nts have been r ported mi Ing since last Friday afternoon after ma ing a seemin 1) harmle b t with s \'era! fellow tudents as to ~hether or not they would be able to locate the Chancellor's offic . Reported as missing to th Kenosha police wer Richard Magellan, !!l, of Racine, and Robert Polo, 20, of Kenosha. Both are hi tory majors at Parkside. A friend of the pair said that he and another comparuon w r situn m the nion with th two last Friday when 1ag II n began boast1 that h was not afraid to try to locate th office re ardl of the rumor ab ut bamcad and uard do . After some pr paration, th duo s t out on their tr k equipped ·ith a tent, fla blight, sterno stove, rope , and oth r urviv 1 equipm nt, nd have not b n seen nor h ard from sine • Th Chane llor ·a not vallabl for comm nt. Wargamers cited by Adolph Patton Campus Security Polic ·earched for six Parksid tudents m1 "tng inc m dsemester fter dropping their clas e ampu. Police di covered on Saturda) a homemade bomb shelter. three nuclear warheads, an immen arsenal of ground combat equipment, and a World War n half-track in the D-2 level of Greenquist Hall. After an initial investigation, the P.arkside Wargamers were cited by the Kenosha Fire Department for neglecting Fire Safety Regulations, and blocking fire lanes. The Wargamers were also given citations fol' malicious destruction of' private property after they dug forty-nine trenches on the east campus lawn and barb-wired the Library Learning Center. ft61 ·u JaqW8AON il39NYila<J 301S>lilYd 3H1. z UW-Pcirkside DeRANGER' - EDITORIAL-OPINION - Sex scandal finally climaxes 1- • i ; •• ~ J.Carter Peaceful student compromise sought by Lester P. Madlock n,Jr. What we need in this country more than a five-cent whore or cigar. is a liltle law and order. The way that crime is handled in our cities is disgusting and shocking. They expect decent, God-fearing, taxpaymg, hard-working, child-loving, poorly educated and highly emotional people like you and me, to turn in our guns, tanks bazookas, sub-machine guns. rifles, anti-aircraft and nuclear weapons, so that criminals can rule the world. yO\>know, my father used to say, "Just let one of them creeps come Into my house, and I'll blow his brains clear across the street", that made me feel safe. l'iow all of those mambv, pamby, conunie, faggot, dope-addict, and liberal senators in congress, want to take our prectousguns, tanks, bazookas, etc., away from us. I say, "go to hell"; I don't give up any guns of mine to no police. the}' are as crooked as the rrooks What we do need III this country is good old capital punishment, like 'In the old days. U somebody killed someone else, lhen they just strung them up or shot them on sight. Oh God!, how lloog for those days. In mj opinion, all rapists and murderers should have their ey~ put out by a hot poker, slowly and painlully, then they should be boiled in' t'()1tar and placed in a block of ice, to cool them off, then put out in the middle of the street where they can be smashed to pieces, just like some beautllullittle squirrel or skunk. This is the ooly way to protect decent, god-fearmg, tax-paying, bard working, child-molesting, poorly~ucated and highly-emotional people such as you and me. Crtnunals must be made to pay, dearly, for their acts of lust. Why can't they be like most of us decent, god-fearing, tax-eheating, childmolestmg. poorly educated, and highly emotional people and just go jerk off in some dirty movie house; no, they go out and hurl somebody. Dope peddlers should be hung by the ears and forced to drink a pilon a drano, and then put into a rubber room. This would solve the . dope problem In this country, you 'betcha'. Don't send those kids to a hallway house, send lbem back 10 their decent, hypocritical, taxcheating, chll<knolesting, poorly educated and highly emotional .. rents; ibIS WIll straighten them out. Once you stop the rapISts and the murderers and the dope peddlers, this country will be safe for us decent, hypocritical, tax-cheating. hlld·mole ling, poorly.educated, liquor-drinking, and highly cmbllonal people such as you and me. But remember, pray for your enem,-., love your neighbor, and love your God. ~~DITOR IN CHIEF: "Boss" J. Zipper ,PUTUM EATER: Gene-Tenlative VAGUE EDIBLES: jock swisher, Pill Barfly COPIOUS ANTEATER: Juicy Lung PHOBIA AND GORE: Vun Tun Sun CURLY RAnON: Soup Or Quarts -:rUFF' Bill Barke. Phil Hermann, Jeff Litrenla S M -"thy Brnak, Phil Livingston, Tom Cooper Bruce 'w ue arquart, >oH .. o .. i <:;w~n~k; • agner The DeRanger should not be ,.Iltll seriously I don't care what you think Of' UV'· You folio';'" me? Don't give me that! If'S .11' jake. and if you can't see ftillt, you·..., ~ snet In your. ears. or your brain w'S sh· ...'"f off the last tome yOU got a hait.CuI. YOU 90 I now? HUh? Well. do y.? Answer me!! '"en .nd The Parksi"de DeRange, is wwtl tIM adited by $ever. I distu~bed students 01 t UnIversity Wisconsin. Parkside whOc.nllO be held responsible tor anyfhlng mYc" lets its editorial poUc:.,.or content . b)' J Carter Sex in the high echelons of the Parkside administration d'oes not surprise us. The headlines on.a rela~ed inci.dent have become. a blur. Their persistence as sensational journalism has worn Uno, and repercussions found in the form of Miss Elizabeth Ray's book: The Washington Fringe Benefits, have been brief and pathetic, Even in the Midwest, long known as.the "elastic in the shorts under the Bible Belt", promiscuity in high office b~ely turns a head or sends a frustrated school boy to the lavatory. When Barbara Noggers, a typist for the humanities department, confessed to simultaneous affairs with English professor, Lyle "Slow Bob" Angstfot; economics professor, Roland Teemer; communications lecturer; Pus Vlednegorkiewicz; German 'professor, Juan Mirales; Dr. Baskedd Tucci of the chemistry department; Chester Lambuster, advisor for Student Debits .with PAB; Joan Hemungga, a typist for the foreign language division; and Manfred Nevell, a shuttle bus driver, no. one really cared. Her pamphlet, entitled, Parkside Overtime, dida booming busiIless in the bookstore for three hours last October, then felt a terrninal cutback in sales. The pamphlet was taken off the shelves last week. The Deftanger takes a dim view of the entire affair. not only for iis pitiful attempt at sensationalism, or Miss Nogger-s questioQable judgement in the revelation of it which destroyed the stainless reputations of several prestigious academians, but for the shameless pride she displays in the matter. We feel the investigation in her affairs was incomplete. Questions arise which need answering. Even the pamphlet was short of facts. For instance: How was Professor Teemer ? Did he use a con.. traceptive, and what did he say afterward? Was Dr. Tucci's war wound a hindrance or did it cause new heart-stopping sensations that broughton mulitple climaxes. Is Juan Mirlaes really a kinky fe~? Does he really do those things to your navel? And how? How does Professor Angslfot manage with only that one arm of his? Whatls his favorite position, and could you please describe those "strange" undergarments he wears? These and other questions must be answered. Perhaps the whole shabby controversy can then come to final and blissfully ecstatic climax. ·· ·•= --- Lester P. Madlock n. Jr. • 9l6l 'l.l ,aqwaf.0N ~3!>N\t~ao 3O1S>t~Vd 3Hl. l UW-Pcirkside De RANGER· - EDITORIAL-O~INION Sex scandal finally clim~xes • .. ,,. ~ J.Carter Peaceful student compromise sought by Le st r P. ad lock II, Jr. ,,. by JCa,ter Sex in the high echelons of the Parkside administration <foes not surprise us.-The headlines on a related incident have become a blur. Their persistence as sensational journalism has worn thin, and repercussions found in the form of Miss. Elizabeth-~y's book, The Washington Fringe Benefits, have been brief and pathetic. Even in the Midwest, long known as the " elastic in the shorts under the Bible Belt", promiscuity in high office barely turns a head or sends a frustrated school boy to the lavatory. When Barbara Noggers, a typist for the humanities department, confessed to simultaneous affairs with English professor, Lyle "Slow Bob" Angstfot; economics professor, Roland Teemer; communications lecturer; Pus Vlednegorkiewicz; German professor, Juan Mirales; Dr. Baskedd Tucci of the chemistry department; Chester Lambuster, advi~or for Student Debits ,with PAB; Joan Hemungga, a typist for the foreign language division; and Manfred Nevell, a shuttle bus driver, no_ o!'}e really cared. Her pamphlet, entitled, Parkside Overtime, did.a booming busiriess in the bookstore for three hours last October, then felt a terminal cutback in sales. The pamphlet was taken off the shelves last week. The DeRanger takes a dim view of the entire affair, not only for its pitiful attempt at sensationalism, or Miss Nogger1s question.able judgement in the revelation of it which destroyed the stainless reputations of several prestigious academians, but for the shameless pride she displays iri the matter. We feel the investigation in her affairs was incomplete. Questions arise which need answering. Even the pamphlet was short of facts. For instance: How was Professor Teemer? Did he use a contraceptive, and what did he say afterward? Was Dr. Tucci's war wound a hindrance or did it cause new heart-stopping sensations that brought-On mulitple climaxes. Is Juan Mirlaes really a kinky fetishist? Does he really do those things to your navel? And how? How does Professor Angstfot manage with only that one arm of his? What is his favorite position, and could you please describe those "strange" undergarments he wears? · These and other questions must be~answered. Perhaps the whole shabby controversy can then come to final and blissfully ecstatic climax. Lester P. Madlock II, Jr. '!-:OITOR rN CHIEF : "Boss" J. Zipper iPUTUM EATER: Gene-Tentative The DeRanger should not be ta~en se.riously . I don't care what you think or say. You follow me? Don't give me that! lt's all a ioke, and if you can't see th1at, you've go; snot in your_ ears, or your b~ain was sha:tit off the last time you got a ha1t-cut. Yo~? now? Huh? Well, do ya? Answer me .· VAGUE ED1Bl.ES: _jock swisher, Pill Barfly COPIOUS ANTEATER: Juicy Lung PHOBIA AND GORE: Vun Tun Sun CURLY RATION: Soup Or Quarts '>' fUFF : Bill Barke, Phil Hermann Jeff L"tr ta ::athy Brnak, Phil Livingston Tom 'eoo· P 18 en ' Sue Marquart, . • er, ruce Wagner 10 fro" 1 ~'.V~!1~ki . The Parkside DeR anger is written a"d e.dited by several distutbed students of th~ University Wisconsin . Parkside who c~~::s be held responsible for anything muc its editoria.l polic.y or content. I Poet to read by Ludwig von Scbeutz poet Bunyon McPheeters will present a workshop and reading at Parkside on Wednesday, December 29 from 3-3:18 p.m. in the Wyllie Ubrary·Learnmg Center Room D-I07. The event is free and open to the general puIrlic who are between the ages of twenty-seven and forty-three and will admit to ever ha~ing had scaly. patches on their abdomens. . McPheeters, most widely known for this tobacco juice stained beard and bloodshot eyes, will preface his reading with a creative workshop, which WIllinclude push-ups, squat thrusts, a game of tag, an S&M encounter session, and a slide presentation dealing with the x-rays of Rod McKuen's throat and his subsequent genital disorder. For his reading, McPheeters will deal with some of his most recent workas well as his earliest, choosing selections from The Sad Enema 11956),Song of the Whaling Pygmy (1959). Love Never Forgets a Long Dislanee Call Collect( 1966), and An Eviction Notice From God (1972). An effervescent and willy speaker, McPheeters has met with great success at the colleges and girls' reformatories he has visited. Though he frequently forgets to bring his selected readings on his tours, he has always managed to captivate his audiences with tasteless stories about the women he has known, and the religious leaders he 'would liketo see dead. or his infantile routine in which he dresses as a streetwalker and taunts members of his audience into coming onstage and smear his knees an~ shoulders with aftershave lotion. Anyone interested in more information on the McPheeters reading can contact Steve Lannsky of the Physical Plant at extension 0030. it. While we were at it, we came (and how!) across the following clipping protruding from my drawers: WASHINGTON, D&C (Associated Phress) - TheSecretary of Labor announced today that three new positions-in Community Action, Affirmative Action, and .Slide-bolt Action- . were being-budgeted for the next three consecutive trimester periods. Al cumers (preferably E.Z.· has male) are welcome to apply. Whatever skills applicants possess will be analyzed according to the following criteria: 1) Ability to erect the appropriate office spac.e (preferably in 15 minutes);' 2) Discharge orders, without regress, even if it means egg in the face; 3) The guts to back-off from stiff resistance. In other words, to recognize when the backbone of your office staff has gone limp; 4) The determination 10 boldly thrust into new parameters; bango timel Dear Ranger: Allow me to express my latitude in having head the supreme pleasure of reading a 'ver'y Noble PeUarticie. My friend Rubin Jacov and' I had a bang-o: lime skimming through e fl6l 'll J8qWaA0N J86ultHaeJ 30IS)lHYd 3H.L Catalog adds major • problem read Parkside's next catalog is expected to contain the following new major: students who have a problem with deciding what major concentration they wish to seek at Parkside may wish U> seek an undecided major. Requirements for this major will be 120 credits, with no more than three classes in each discipline. Students will be required to take at least 20 credits of independent study and physical education courses to supply them with enough breadth and basic skills. Students must also declare their interest at least seven semesters before they attend Parkside. ';amt Poet Hunyon McPheeters will on December- 29th in WLLC 5) The foresight to abort the mission should preventive precautions suffer undue leakage, causing excessive buildup; and 6) To keep cool .. never squirm while in action. These positions will be open to all Civil, Service examinees scoring above a certain minimum, with minor revisions of the automatic point award system made such that specific disabilities won't be good for shit! , Rubin and I thought -your readers might enjoy this little bureaucratic P.R. emission. What-a thrill it would be if a Parkside grad were selected. to fill just one of these openingsplush office and all! This seems unlikely, for it's usually the case that a position of such potency is filled. with someone from a more established institution, like Havhard. Tsk. Parkside students get all the hard knocks. Yours in levity, E.Z. Cwnmings. May Rain Corps re-founded ist Mate: Say, sweety! You rang? J.P.J.: How many times must Itell you, sir, that I am your captain, oot-your sweety!?! Really. you do take your title too seriously! 1st Mate: Well, at least. sornebody's serious here! Join the navy and see the world, my ass! Ididn't think it meant painting an atlas on the ship's deck. J.P.J.: Bitch, bitch, bitch! What'd ya expect, a free college education? Now, I called you here to discuss those roudy men in the masts. They have much too much time on ·their hands. 1st. Mate: Nice alliteration, sir, and yes, I know. They've been using the National Ensi&" for target practice again. J.P.J.: What!? Those sharpshooters have been taking pot shots at our flag? ! 1st Mate: No, sir,-notthe flag. The new ensign from Philly. He's been complaining that his braid is becoming [raid from their musket ~ire. J.P.J.: Nice alliteration. But that's what) mean! Those leather heads ... 1st Mate: Leather necks, sir. J.P.J.: What? Oh, yeh, leather necks. They have too much time on their hands. What can we do? 1st Mate: Maybe if they were organized. into. a fighting group it would help. J.P ..I. How would that help? / 1st Mate: Well, sir, we could teach them how to peel _ spuds and mop the floor. J.P.J.: Swab the deck. 'st Mate: I'll get right on it, sir. Cunt. un fJH/;!" Ii Btson-tenuial MiD;utes a one act play by jeffrey j. swencki Dateline, November 9-10,1775 Two hundred and one yMrs ago a little known but in-famous event took place somewhere east 01 Obscene, Wisconsin, which was' to be lost in the anals of history. It went something like this. Act I., Scene INovember 9,1775 John Paul Jones is approached. by his FirstMate ... at Parkside room D-107. Raw lust loathed To the Editor: I think something should be done about the raw sex that goes on down the Main Street of Parkside. It is utterly disgusting to be walking along and seeing on everyone of those couches at least two people in reclining positions, It's very embarrassing for people like me to cast my eyes upon this outrageous activity. On top of all that, I blush easily. It is also very contagious. First one couch is filled with intimate lovers and then pretty soon all the couches are full of the deadly lust. I strongly believe that something should be done about this abhorring situauon. There are never any couches open when it comes around to my turn with my leverfor the day' I feel I have just as much right to the couches as the others who fill them day after day and hour after hour! t.uve and Kisses, Susie Cream Cheese r-ont. 011 pn~f" 8 The Movie Scene by Angel Ramier ea For the next month an a half, the film industry will be excreting its holiday blockbusters onto big silver screens around the country. Squeezed from the bowels of motion picture companies' largest budgets, most prestigious directors, and biggest stars, they will splash across billboards, T.V. screens, magazine and newspaper features, and filmed "coming attractions" in competitive, dazzling and sometimes tasteless publicity campaigns. Saved [or those last weeks before the deadline for 1976Academy Award consideration they are the efforts of canny studio heads who are out to grab a percentage of movie goers' Christmas bonus checks. In some cases, an over-blown blockbuster manages to barely pass wind. and a studio may have to work like hyper banshees to get out of the red by next Christmas. Here is a run-down of the holiday fare for those with discriminating tastes: Cough at the Devil- A handsome. wordly circus clown throws up on a young girl at a childrens' hospital and is disgraced. He goes to Africa, where he finds work as a tap dancer's understudy in a traveling Zulu repertory company. After falling in love with a gazelle, he rents an abandoned gravel plant and sets up a business manufacturing quicksand. Overacted by Andy Griffith and Connie Stevens, the film stumbles through a predictable script. At least the gazelle had a nice tush. The Last Lug Wrench - Despite George C. Scott's sensitive, commanding performance as an almost totally paralyzed plumber, this film wanders between themes of lonely lasciviousness and dental hygiene. The story concerns Buford Davis (Stott), a plwnber incapacitated from the neck down due to a childhood accident. Though fully capable at his job - he fixes toilets and drain pipes by holding tools in his mouth - he must face a shattering dilemma. He needs false teeth. The film climaxes when Davis, head-strong and persistant, is on his back making a delicate adjustment under a garbage disposal, a plyer • in his gums, when he gets a runny nose. Whining and squirming, Scott manages to convey the rough persistence of a despera te man, with insightful determination, against a world gone limp. Never a Dull.Hemorrhage • The world goes topsy-turvy in this mad farce about a crack emergency room team in a Nel! York hospital. Though the plot has some familiar overtones, th~ breakneck pace and superb acting, most notably Ernest Borgnine as a wacky, profane orderly, and Ed McMahon as "Bump" the sadistic nurse, stand by themselves. Though the movie may be almost nauseatingly bloodthirsty in parts f Director Richard Lester was actually able U> get several fresh c0rpses to use in his train wreck and university bombing scenes), it is a delight to watch, and will most certainly be a memorable distraction during the holiday season. Poet to read by Ludwig von Scheutz Poet Bunyon McPheeters will present a workshop and reading at Parkside on W_ednesday, December 29 from 3-3:18 p.m. in the Wyllie Library-Learning Center Room D-107. The event is free and open to the general p~li_c who ~re between the ages of twenty-seven and fortY,-three and will admit to ever having had scaly patches on their abdomens. · McPheeters, most widely known for this tobacco juice stained beard and bloodshot eyes, will preface his reading with a creative workshop which will include push-ups, squat thrusts, a game of tag an S&M encounter session, and a slide presentation dealing with th~ x-rays of Rod McKuen's throat and his subsequent genital disorder. For his reading, McPheeters will deal with some of his most recent work as well as his earliest, choosing selections from The Sad Enema ( 1956), Song of the Whaling Pygmy ( 1959). Love Never Forgets a Long Distance Call Collect ( 1966), and An Eviction Notice From God ( 1972). t 9L6l 'Ll JaqWiMON Ja6ue~aa 301S>t~'ld 3H.l Catalog adds • maJor problem Parkside's next catalog is expected to contain the following new major: Students who have a problem with deciding what major concentration they wish to s k at Parkside may wish to seek an undecided major. Requirements for this major will be 120 credits, with no more than three classes in each discipline. Students will be required t.o take at lea t 20 credits of independent study and physical education cour s to supply them with enough breadth and basic skills. An effervescent and witty speaker, McPheeters has met with great success at the colleges and girls' reformatories he has visited. Though he frequently forgets to bring his selected readings on his tours, he has always managed to captivate his alldiences with tasteless stories about the women he has known, and the religious leaders he would liketo see dead, or his infantile routine in which he dresses as a streetwalker and taunts members of his audience into coming onstage and smear his knees an~ shoulders with aftershave lotion. Anyone interested in more information on the McPheeters reading can contact Steve Lannsky of the Physical Plant at extension 0030. Poet Bun_ on Mc Pheeteri,, ~ ill read 'ot Pork~ide on Decembt>r 29th m WLLC room D-107. Students must also declar their interest at least seven semesters before they attend Parkside. E.Z. has bango time! DPar Ranger: Allow me to express my latitude in having head the supreme pleasure of reading a ·ver'y Noble Pellarticle. My friend Rubin Jacov and I had a bang--0 ! time skimming through it. While we were at it, we came ( and how!) across the following clipping protruding from my drawers: WASHINGTON , D&C ( Associated Phress) - The Secretary of Labor announced today that three new positions-in Community Action, Affirmative Action, and Slide-bolt Acuon- . were being budgeted for the next three consecutive trimester periods. Al cumers ( preferably male) are welcome to apply. Whatever skills applicants possess will be analyzed according to the following criteria: 1) Ability to erect the appropriate office spac.e (preferably in 15 minutes); 2) Discharge orders, without regress, even if it means egg in the face; 3) The guts to back-off from stiff resistance. In other words, to recognize when the backbone of your office staff has gone limp; 4) The determination lo boldly thrust into new parameters; 5) The foresight to abort the mission should preventive precautions suffer undue leakage, causing excessive buildup; and 6 J To keep cool - never squirm while in action. These positions will be open to all Civil Service examinees scoring above a certain mirumum, with minor revisions of the automatic point award system made such that specific disabilities won't be good for shit! Rubin and I thought your readers might enjoy this little bureaucratic P.R. emission. What -a thrill it would be if a Parkside grad were selected to fill just one of these openingsplush office and all! This seems unlikely, for it's usually the case that a position of such potency is filled with someone from a more established institution, like Havhard. Tsk. Parkside students get all the hard knocks. Yours in levity. E.Z. Cummings. May Rain Corps re-founded Bison-tenuial Minutes a one act play by jeffrey j. swencki Dateline, November 9-10, 1775 Two hundred and one years ago a little known but in-famous event took place somewhere east of Obscene, Wisconsin, which was·to be lost in the anals of history. It went something like this. Act I., Scene I. November 9, 1775 John Paul Jones is approached, by his First Mate ... 1st Mate: Say, sweety! You rang? J.P.J.: How many times must I tell you, sir, that I am your captain, nof your sweety ! ? ! Really, you do take your title too seriously! 1st Mate : Well, at least somebody's serious here ! Join the navy and see the world, my ass! I didn't tl'Jnk it meant painting an atlas on the ship's deck. J.P.J.: Bitch, bitch, bitch! What'd ya expect, a free college education? Now, I called you here to discuss those roudy men in the masts. They have much too much time on ·their hands. 1st. Mate: Nice alliteration, sir, and yes, I know. They've_ been using the National Ensign for target practice again. J. p .J.: What!? Those sharpshooters have been taking pot shots at our flag?! 1st Mate : No, sir, not the flag. The new ensign from Philly. He's been complaining that his braid is becoming £raid from their musket fire. J .P .J.: Nice alliteration. But that's what _I mean! Those leather heads ... 1st Mate: Leather necks, sir. J.P.J.: What? Oh, yeh, leathe: necks. They have too much time on their hands. What can we do? 1st Mate: Maybe if they were organized into a fighting group it would. help. J.P .. J. Ho" would that help? 1 1st Mate: Well, sir, we could teach them how to peel spuds and mop the floor. J.P.J.: Swab the deck. 1st Mate: I'll get right on it, sir. Conl. on pu~t· K Raw lust loathed • To the Editor: ·1 think something should be done about the raw sex that goes on down the Main Street of Parkside. It is utterly disgusting to be walking along and seeing on everyone of those couches at least two people in reclining positio:is. It's very embarrassing for people like me to cast my eyes upon this outrageous activity. On top of all that, I blush easily. It is also very contagious. First one couch is filled with intimate lovers and then pretty soon all the couches are full of the deadly lust. I strongly believe th t sc,mething should be done about this abhorring ituation. Th re are never any couches open when it comes around to my turn with my iover for the day! I feel I ha,.. • just a,; much right to the couch - as the others who fill them day after day and hour after hour! 1,ove and Ki es, Susie Cream Cheese ........ OIi pUJ!I' H The Movie Scene by Angel Ramiern For the next month an a half, the film industry \rill bee cretin its holiday blockbusters onto big sil\'er screens around the coun~·. Squeezed fr_om the bowels of motion picture comparue ' larg st budgets, most prestigious directors, and biggest stars, they ~ill splash across billboards, T.V. screens, magazine and newspaper featur , and filmed ··conung attractions" 10 competitive, dazzlin nd sometimes tasteless publicity campaigns. Sa\'ed for those last weeks before the de-adline for 1976 Academy Award consideration they are the efforts of canny tudio h a who are out to grab a percentage of movie goers' Chri tmas bonus chi In some cases, an over-blown blockbuster manages to bar ly pa wind. and a studio may have to work like hyp r ban hee to t out of the red by next Christmas. Here is a run-0own of the holiday fare for tho e with discriminating tastes: Cough at the Dc,·il - A hand ome. wordly circus clown throws up on a young girl at a childrens' hospital and is di raced, H o to Africa, where he finds work as a tap dancer's understudy in a traveling Zulu repertory compan)'. After falling in love with a gazelle, he rents an abandoned gravel plant and ets up a bu ine manufacturin quicksand. Overacted by Andy Griffith and Connie Stevens, the film stumbl through a predictable script. At least the gazelle had a nice tush. The La,;t Lug Wrenrh - Despite George C. Scott's ensitive, commanding performance as an almost totally paralyzed plumber, this film wanders between themes of lonely lasciviousn and dental hygiene. The story concerns Buford Davis (Scott), a plumber incapacitated from the neck down due to a childhood accident. Though fully capable at his job - he fixes toilets and drain pipes by holding tools in his mouth - he must face a shattering dilemma. He needs false teeth. The film climaxes when Davis, head-strong and persistant, is on his back making a delicate adjustment under a garbage disposal, a plyer • in his gums, when he gets a runny nose. Whining and squirming, Scott manages to convey the rough persistence of a desperate man, with insightful determination, against a world gone limp. Never a Dull Hemorrhage - The world goes topsy-turvy in this mad farce about a crack emergency room team in a Ne'! York hospital. Though the plot has some familiar overtones, th~ breakneck pace and superb acting, most notably Ernest Borgnine as a wacky, profane orderly, and Ed McMahon as "Bump" the sadistic nurse, stand b themselves. Though the movie may be almost nauseatingly bloodthirsty in parts t Director Richard Lester was actually able to get several fresh corpses to use in his train \\>Teck and university bombing scenes), it is a delight to watch, and will most certainly be a memorable distraction during the holiday season. fl61 'll ~aqW"AONH30NVH&(J 30IS>lHVd 3H.1 ~ Doctor: Rain? Not today. S.N.: No Marines. You know, arrah ..,forget it. SceneY. Sam returns to Tu.JVTavern on crutches. could see a nice tanKardof ale about oow! Ah, Tun Tavern! I'll just bop in here and quaff a quick one. Hunun, nice alliteration! (to Bartender) Bartend, I'll have a pint or ale, please. Say, yo~ haven't seen any Marines around here, have you. Bortend: Nah, it ain't gonna rain. Here's your brew bud. S.N.: Nice alliteration, but ,I said Marines, not may rain. Bortend: Who, what? S.N.: You know, Arrah arrah, gung ho.... oh, hell! Jobn Wayne! Bortend: Oh, Marines! Nah, just a few good men who want to fight. They're all around. S.N.: How can you tell? It-looks pretty peaceful. Bortend: Try God save the you-koow-who. S.N.: Who, John Wayne? _ Bartend: No, nerd, the king! You must be an officer! S.N.:{;()DSAYE THE KING!!! AHH!!! HELP!!! . Sceue iV. S.N.: Thanks, doc. You sure I won't get /3bies, tetanus, or-get wierd during the full moon. Those are pretty nasty bites! Doctor: No, you're okay. You'd best stay away from wild dog packs. They can be real ~ean. S.N.: They were Marines. Doctor: Rain? Not today. . S.N.: No Marines. You know, arrah ...forget It. Scene IV. S.N.: Thanks, doc. You sure I won't get rabies, tetanus, or get wierdduring the full moon? Those are pretty nasty bites! Doctor: No, you're okay. You'd best stay away from wild dog packs. They can be real mean. S.N: They were Marine.s. rUlit. (ruIn flair ':' J.P.J.: Not you. the Marines! lSI Mate: It's not going to rain, sir. .t P.J.: Not may r$in! Marine! 1st Mate: Who, what? J.P:J.: You know, arrah arrah, gung ho, take the hill! Guard the embassy, first to ftght, Semper Fidelis, Halls of Montazuma, Shores of Tripoli! lSI Mate: Who, what? J.P.J.: John Wayne!!! lSI Mate: Dh, Marines! I'll get someone on it right away. Seenen. First Mate meets with Samual Nickolas. lSI Mate: ...so that's our problem. We want you to organl2e them into a fighting force. S.N.: But why me? I know nothing of naval , pr·'. ~..res. Besides, my hair's too short. 1st: Mate: Perfect! S.N.: What's in it for me, anyway? lSI Mate: Marine Captain's bars. . S.N.: I could dig being a captain '8nd. ~g my own pub but why'd you say It may ram. 1st Mate: Not may rain! Marine! You know, arrah arrah, gung bo, take the hill! Guard the embassy, first to fight, Semper Fidelis, Halls of Montazuma, Shores of Tripoli! S.N.: Who, what? 1st Mate: John Wayne! S.N.: Oh,Marines! l'UseewhatI can dig up. Scene ill. November 10,1775 Sam is walking the streets of Philadelphia .. arching out a few good men who want to fi£ht. S. .: (to selfl I've been humping these streets for hours. Where are the Marines when you need them~ I'll bet they're all out at the bars. Yeh, I S.N.: (to bartender) Thanks, pal! Why didn't YllQ warn me? ' Bortend: I lost five bucks on the Army-Navy 88Ille last week. Army won! S.N.: (to patrons) All right, you few good men who want to fight, who'll be the first 10 sign up and help initiate the greatest fighting force in history. Who will defend to the death life'"l.iberty and pursuit of happiness? Who will begin thl\!ong . of proud patriots who will win wars, buy bonds, and be always faithful to freedom? Who wanta lb annihilate the antagonists ot America? Group: Do we get a free college education too? S.N.: (to Bartend) What went wrong? Bortend: Nice alliteration, bad recruiting. Watch .this. FREE ALE TD AL4MARINES!!! S.N.: AHH!!! HELP!!! Bortend: How's that? S.N.: Gr~t, thanks! Hey, what's your name and who the Hell are all these men? Bortend: I'm Robert Mullens and this is the Continental Congress. S.N.: Well, Bob, you're now Captain Mullens, the first Marine Corps recruiter. Bortend: Oh? And I take it you are Captain Samual Nickolas, the first Marine Corps Commandant? S.N.: Yeh, painfully correct! (to man at the bar) Private, could you please remove your boot from my throat? And that's the way it was, two-hundred~and-oDe years ago last week! r-unt. Fr-om puge 7 Johns iibed , Dear People: You know, I get kind of mad whenever I go to the john and \,have to sit in those damn white, sterile, naked stalls. You may not know this but in this whole stinking building, the only place a guy can get any rest and peace is in the can. I see to it that I put in three or four hours every day. It's great, and personally, I like the old johns in Greenquist rather than some of those bowls they've got in the newer ones that are six feet off the ground. You know what I mean. I come away from dangling on those things with a .. crease right where the sur. don't ~ shine . .; ----------------, ;i PREVENTS I ~I PABpresents Wednesday, NOVembe:17 (as usual) I Free Lecture: sponsered by Pre-Law Club: "Fixing tickets" Art or I Craft I I I Anyway, I was just wonde~ who I could see about getting a couple posters hung up. You know, an Alice Cooper or the Stones, or Bowie. I don't knO\ll what the girls would. want. Wen, how ahout it? Hey, and maybe some magazines or comic books, or a six-pack! Maybe somebody could install an eight-track, you know? Think it over. Hey, and call me. I've got a water bed you might be interested in using. Yours, Arthur Bunpbuccer ll're tler crippled Judd GutzbUl!t grapples Elmer Hassen oeiology professor in a 13-0 march. to the mat, pinning the Thursday t November 18 by world-wide travellers (Parkside Shuttle ~ Wrestlers open season Travel Lecture: Drivers) PAB Presents: "The-we-advertise-in-toilets-movie" Down The Drain I at 7 p.m. at Union _ I I . Friday, Novemher 19 I IConcert: featuring the one, the only, fantastic ......... PAB does il Iagain! . I Pre·Thanksgiving Turkety Shoot: Contestants must supply weapons.I I Parkside faculty supplies turkeys. I _ Saturday, November 20 I IOutdoor Track Meet: UW-Parkside Streakers v. Petrifying Springs I IPark County Sheri~ at 4:00. I I Sunday, Novemher21 I Parkside Physical Plant Rummage Sale: 12.to 6 p.m. Items for sale I IInclude one slightly used Union Bldg., Classroom Bldg., slightly ~~~--------------j by Huty Cosell januned a size lwelve set of gal! deats into my face. " Cutting a triple-threat swath into the fans in record time, the wrestlers were able to find most of the faculty members in the stands and drag them down to the mats where they held grudge matches. Despite an unfair advantage on the part of the wrestlers· eight on one - the lans seemed receptive to the polished new look of the Ranger team. "II was really im!X'essive," remarked junior Amy Rancum. "Just watching all those straining, sweating bodies, lllrashing and undulating; hard flesh and knotted muscle struggling in grim, brutish animal strength. II was beautiful!" Final ta1lies showed Bill Lockahaw, a Parkside senior, leading in points with eleven pins againsl five English instructors, three Physics professors, lwo librarians, and a Psychology professor. Harold Leeth was second in reaching the points with eight pins. He confined himsIef to faculty members of the ecooomics departments. Despite the criticism Lungfekker received on his team's new "techniques" following the game, he trushed it off with typical Whimsy. "Some punk redneck is always sticking his face out When something new like this comes along. I've got a winning team and that's all that counts." If Coach Amo Lunglekker's enthusiasm is any indication, Parkside wrest11ng fans can e:q>ect a .... ason they'll never forget" from the UW-P grappling SOIJ8d ''This team has something apodal," Lungfetker exclaimed during a break in practice last Thunday. "I've been waiting to coach a crack squad like this since the war." After watching the sixteen hour practice, and FrIday night's _/lOOn match against Carthage, it is doubtful if anyone could refnte Lungfekker's conunent. Having scrapped their usual lightweight togs for shoulder pads, hmberjack boots, chain mall, and crash helmets, the Ranger team stormed into the Carthage Fieldhouse like a troop of psychopathic sunural, brandJ.shlng riot clubs. Within a moment they had savapiy attacked the opposing team, who had been caught In III1SUSpeClingsurprise, and beaten them 5O... less. After loading the UIlCOOlICious Carthaginians into a waiting van which immediately left for Butte, Montana, the Parkslde grapplers formed an imposlnIJ dragnet artlUnd the East bleachers and pressed In on the crowd. As one fan, John Ortbbcn, 21,e<>mmented: "I thought it was a jote untII one of lhoe6 apes said. 'Suck 011this, pinko worm; and Team loses again by P.J. Sampson had the same problem since sununer workouts began last July. II gets pretty frustratinll drawing diagrams for an empty room." The Rangers will face • UW-Eau Claire in their next game here at the yet un' discovered Ranger stadIUm. " The Ranger football team lost ita 8th straight game on a forfeit last Saturday, this time to uwWhitewater. When asked Why the team refused to show up at the games, C~ch Coeb.-e2th r~plicd, "We'~'e 9t6l 'll .taqwaAON ~39NV~acJ 30lS>t~Vd 3Hl. l> Doctor: Rain? Not today. rnnt. (null pK~f" 7 J.P.J.: • ·ot you, the Marines! 1 t 1ate : It's not going to rain, sir. .1 P • .:.: • ·ot may rain! Marine! l t Mate: Who, what? could see a nice ianKardof ale about now! Ah, Tun Tavern! I'll just bop in here and quaff a quick one. Hwnm, nice alliteration! (to Bartender) Bartend, I'll have a pint or ale, please. Say, yo~ haven't seen any Marines around here, have you. s.N.: No Marines. You know, arrah ... forget it. SceneV. Sam returns to Tu,Jl"Tavern on crutches. S.N.: (to bartender) Thanks, pal! Why didn't you J.P:J.: You know, arrah arrah, gung ho, take the hill! Guard the embassy, first to fight, Semper Fidelis, Halls of Montazwna, Shores of Tripoli! 1st Mate: Who, what? Bartend: Nah, it ain't gonna rain. Here's your brew bud. S.N.: Nice alliteration, but ,I said Marines, not may rain. warn me? · Bartend: I lost five bucks on the Army-Navy game last week. Army won! s.N.: (to patrons) All right, you few good men who want to fight, who'll be the first to sign up and help initiate the greatest fighting force in history? Who will defend to the death life"liberty and the pursuit of happiness? Who will begin the long line of proud patriots who will win wars, buy bonds, and be always faithful to freedom? Who wants to annihilate the antagonists of America? J.P.J.: John Wayne!!! Bartend: Who, what? 1st Mate: Oh, Marines! I'll get someone on it right S.N.: You know, Arrah arrah, gung ho .... oh, hell! away. Scene Il. First Mate meets with Samual Nickolas. John Wayne! Bartend: Oh, Marines! Nah, just a few good men who want to fight. They're all around. 1st Mate: ... so that's our problem. We want you to organize them into a fighting force. s.N.: But why me? I know nothing of naval , pr-"~ ~ .. res. Besides, my hair s too short. S.N.: How can you tell? It looks pretty peaceful. Bartend: Try God save the you-know-who. S.N.: Who, John Wayne? _ Group: Do we get a free college education too? s.N.: (to Bartend) What went wrong? Bartend: No, nerd, the king! You must be an of1 t: Mate: Perfect! ' · What's in it for me, anyway? ficer! S.N.:-GOD SAVE THE KING!!! AHH! ! ! HELP!!! • SC.t'Ut! i\r'. Bartend: Nice alliteration, bad recruiting. Watch , this. FREE ALE TO ALL 1 1 MARINES! ! ! ·~ Mate: Marine Captain's bars. . s. ·.: I could dig being a captain and owmng my own pub, but why'd you say it may rain? 1 t fate: Not may rain! Marine! You know, arrah rrah, ng ho, take the hill! Guard the embassy, fir t to fight, Semper Fidelis, Halls of Mont zuma , Shores of Tripoli! s.N.: Thanks, doc. You sure I won't get /abies, tetanus, or-get wierd during the full moon . Those are pretty nasty bites! S.N.: AHH!!! HELP!!! Bartend:. How's that? s.N.: Great, thanks! Hey, what's your name and who the Hell are all these men? , s .. ·.: Who, what? 1 t Mate : John Wayne! .• '.: Oh.Marine·.! I'll see what I can dig up. eene 111. oYember 10, 1775 Doctor: No, you're okay. You'd best stay away from wild dog packs. They can be real mean. S.N.: They were Marines. Doctor : Rain? Not today. S.N.: No Marines. You know, arrah ... forget it. Scene IV . Bartend: I'm Robert Mullens and this is the Continental CQngress. s.N.: Well, Bob, you're now Captain Mullens, the first Marine Corps recruiter. m i walking the streets of Philadelphia arching out a few good men who want~ fight. s .• ·.: (to self) I've been hwnping these streets for hour . Wher are the Marines when you need them? I'll bet they're all out at the bars. Yeh, I S.N.: Thanks, doc. You sure I won't get rabies, tetanus, or get wierd,during the full moon? Those are pretty nasty bites! Doctor: No, you're okay. You'd best stay away from wild dog packs. They can be real mean. S.N : They were Marines. Bartend: Oh? And I take it you are Captain Samual Nickolas, the first Marine Corps Commandant? s.N.: Yeh, painfully correct! (to man at the bar) Private, could you please remove your boot from my throat? And that's the way it was, two-hundred-and-one years ago last week! t·ont. from pu!!e 7 Johns iibed Dear People: You know, I get kind of mad whenever I go to the john and have to sit in those damn white, sterile, naked stalls. You may not know this but in this whole stinking building, the only place a guy can get any rest and peace is in the can. I see to it that I put in three or four hours every day. It's great, and personally, I like the old johns in Greenquist rather than some of those bowls they've got in the newer ones that are six feet off the ground. You know what I mean. I come away from dangling on those things with a ~ crease right where the sun don't t shine. Anyway, I was just wondering who I could see about getting a ·couple posters hung up. You Jcnow, ah Alice Cooper or the Stones, or Bowie. I don't know what the girls would. want. Well, how about it? Hey, and maybe some magazines or comic books, or a six-pack ! Maybe somebody could install an eight-track, you know? Think it over. Hey, and call me. I've got a water bed you might be interested in using. Yours, Arthur Bunphuccer -" ~~..-..~~~~~~~~...-.~~~~, !! PREVENTS I 0 e f :: Wednes_day, November 17 I re tier Judd Gutzbust grapple · Elmer Hassen to the mat. pinning the t·rippl d oC'iolog} proft- . or in a 13-0 match. ' t ;~~ r:::;!:. ~ponsereci ·b~- P;~-~~ -ci~i/ ;,Fi,tl~g .ii~k~::.~ ~~~a~; I Craft Wrestlers open season by Hanky Cos~ll If Coach Arno Lungfekker's enthusiasm is any ndication, Parkside wrestling fans can expect a ason they'll never forget" from the UW-P grappling 5411ad. "This team has something cial," Lu.ngfekker exclaimed during a break in practice la t Thursday. "I've been waiting to coach a crack squad like this since the war." After atching the sixteen hour practice, and Friday night's pre-season match against Carthage, it doubtful if anyone could refute Lungfekker's comm nt. Having scrapped their usual lightweight togs for shoulder pads, lumberjack boots, chain mail, and crash helmets, the Ranger team stormed into the rth e Fieldhouse like a troop of psychopathic samurai, brandishing riot clubs. Within a moment they had savagely attacked the opposing team, who had been caught In unsuspecting surprise, and beaten them senseless. After lo ding the unconscious Carthaginians into a waiting van which immediately left for Butte, ontana, the Parkside grapplers formed an imposing dragnet around the East bleachers and pre in on the crowd . one fan, John Orthbon, 21 , comm nted: " I thought it was a joke until one of th pes id, •suck on this, pinko worm; and jammed a size twelve set of gulf _cleats into my face." Cutting a triple-threat swath into the fans in record time, the wrestlers were able to find most of the faculty members in the stands and drag them down to the mats where they held grudge matches. Despite an unfair advantage on the part of the wrestlers • eight on one • the fans seemed receptive to the polished new look of the Ranger team. "It was really impressive," remarked junior Amy Rancum. "Just watching all those straining, sweating bodies, thrashing and undulating; hard flesh and knotted muscle struggling in grim, brutish animal strength. It was beautiful!" Final tallies showed Biff Lockshaw, a Parkside senior, leading in points with eleven pins against five English instructors, three Physics professors, two librarians, and a Psychology professor. Harold Leeth was second in reaching the points with eight pins. He confined himslef to faculty members of the economics departments. Despite the criticism Lungfekker received on his team's new "techniques" following the game, he brushed it off with typical whimsy. "Some punk redneck is always sticking his face out when something new like this comes along. I've got a winning team and that's all that counts." t t t t t Thursday, November 18 Travel Lecture: by world-wide travellers ( Parkside Drivers) PAB Presents: "The-we-advertise-in-toilets-movie" Down The Drain f at 7 p.m. at Union - t Friday, November 19 I Concert: featuring the one, the only, fantastic ......... PAB does it t again! · t Pre-Thanksgiving Turkety Shoot: Contestants must supply weapons., f Parkside faculty supplies turkeys. t . Saturday, November 20 I f Outdoor Track Meet: UW-Parkside Streakers v. Petrifying Springs l I Park County Sheri~ at 4:00. f f Sunday, November 21 f ~arkside Phys~cal Plant Rummage Sale: 12. to 6 p.m. Items fo'. sale t f mclude one slightly used Union Bldg., Classroom Bldg., slightly l damaged. - j ~~~~~~~~~~~--~~~~ Team loses again by P .J. Sampson The Ranger football team lost its 8th straight game on a forfeit last Saturday, this time to UWWhitewater. When asked why the team refused to show up at the games, Co:::ch Coc!b:e::!th r~plic1, "We've had the same problem si.m::e summer workouts began I~st July. It gets pretty frustrating drawing diagrams for an empty room." The Rangers will face UW-Eau Claire in their next game t un· here at the ye discovered Ranger Stadium. 1fIhJ, /ke ~ ? by Wendy Miller SyedMohamed Sheerazie is in his second semester at Parkside. He IS Iranian by descent "and every other issue you can think of" dthough he was born and bred in Madras, India. He someday hopes t" o to Iran and "see what the future holds in store for me there, if the .S. doesn't get me first. I mean, when I finish my degree, if the icture of the United States is still as rosey as had been true before I arne here, and still is to a certain extent, then I might consider setling here." . He came to Parkside because "the University of Wisconsin system s supposed to be one of the best in the country and having a relative re in Kenosha, who is my dad's younger brother, makes things a ittle easier because when you come from so far away· it's good.to have eone who can help you break into a western setting. There is so uch of a different lifestyle." "As far as my adjusting to this lifestyle, I'm easy going and get alongwith people so it's been relatively easy." He definitely knows a lot of people and has made quite a few friends here. During the half bour in which we talked in upper Main Place at least five people s~ped and talked for awhile with him. Syed had "an eastern upbringing with a western touch, which is a compliment to my parents." Syedreceived a Bachelor degree in India in commerce. He is now taking prerequisite courses so he can start on a Masters in business, pref.... bly at the UW system. Speaking in relation to Parkside he said. "The Business division is not as bad as people believe it to be. It's all up towhat people can get out of it ; isn't it?" As far as his feelings on Americans in general, "I think they are a wonderfulbunch of people but they have to make sacrifices because of 'heir lifElStyle.If they would stop expecting too much of people and accept them for what they are, then this mirage that everyone is trying to rip everyone off would disappear. With more trust there wouldbe so much more happiness around. I know that sounds trite but it's true ...1f you remember that, you shouldn't have too many ","oblemswherever you go. It's up to you what you make of yourself. I " what people make of you." As far as the need for shrewdness and suspicion in business v,alings, he said that common sense is really what you need. "yed lives at Parkside Village and is doing very well here. although c Jay" that his grades are nothins to write home about. Economic institute announced The establishment of' a Parkside economic research and education institute was anlIOuncedat a luncheon of about 50 business and labor leaders at Parkside. The Parkside economic institute is being aided by an initial grant of $\000from the Wisconsin State Council on Economic Education, which co-sponsored the luncheon with Parkside. William J, Hill, executive director of the Wisconsin Council, •nnounred the grant to Parkside and explained the various activities of his organization. Parkside economics professor, Richard Keehn, will- coordinate the institute's activities and said they will consist of two major thrusts: ... economic education to aid understanding of the market economy offered in schools. companies and adult outreach Classes. ... cconom!c rese3!"ch and reporting directly related to the local economy . LEE SAUSAGE SHOP Home 01 the Submarine Sandwich OPEN B A.M. TIL 10:30 P.M. 2615W••hington"'e. 6~2J7J , THEPARKSIDE RANGER November 17. 1976 9 New major examined by John McKloske) An expression of student interest would help the humanities division decide to establish an interdisciplinary humanities major, according to Peter Hoff, a member of the faculty committee looking into the matter "The humanities major would be good for a student in education wishing to broaden his education," said Hoff, an associa te professor of English, but" ...the climate is not good for developing such a major, because of Board of Regents resists the creation of new majors in order to avoid duplication." Hoff said that UW-Madison now offers a humanities major, but he felt a Parkside humanities major would not duplicate it because the Madison major consists primarily of study of the classics. Hoff also cited the number of approval levels which the proposal would have to go through before the Regents even saw it, saying the major would have to be approved by the humanities division itself, then the Academic Planning and Program Review Committee, the Faculty senate, and Chancellor Guskin. According to humanities Service hours extended Parkside student services offices in Tallent Hall will be open until 8 p.m. Monday through Thursday beginning Nov.8. A student services spokesman said the extended hours are to accommodate the increasing numbers of adults and others employed during the day who are interested in pursuing university studies. Evening services, available to continuing Parkside students as well as prospective students, include information on admissions procedures, financial aids, career development, counseling and academic advising. The late hours will not be in effect on holidays or evenings preceding holidays. diVISIOn chairman Dr. Robert Canary, ·'the proposal isn't really ready to go forward yet... It is a good idea, it IS sornethtng the division wants." Canary said he thought the major was "a year or more down the road." Hoff estimated that "WIth the number of .pprov.l levels the proposal has to go through, I'd say It will be 2 or 3 years before we can offer It," but saId th.t favorable response to. proposed questionnaire on the subject would help the committee make up its mind. Retreat planned The Chi-Rho Center is sponsoring a retreat on Saturday, December 4th. The campus ministers, Fr. Wayne and Sr. Collette, encourage students to make 1~5t:1vations t)' December 1. Th:.s retreat will be to "take. personal inventory; to get in touch with yourself; and to queslioo, reflect, and to recognize," CaD 55U626 for further information. • Saves gas (up to 25%) • Saves wear • Saves maintenance (25,OOO-mlle 011change) • Eases sub-zero starts (-6O"F. pour point) • Saves 011 RICK BENTSON 639-4067 your AMSIOIL dealer lJe elbe ~1uttt ~bOppt featuring a variety of your condy and nut fovortles sold the old-fashioned way Redskin Peonuts onl~ 45' pound 10 om • pm LOCATED IN UNION BIZARRE RECORDS CASSEnES B·TRACIS JBL nAC PIONEER GRAND OPENING SUPER SALE TIL SATURDAY AlAI • SONY ACCUTRAC REmEmBER! Sound Sovinqs 01 SOUND GALLERYI Hours 10 '0 Q do !Ii 0:0 5.30 Sot \0 :) s...ttdOv Greenudge Plo.zQ S;)I 9 Sol & Nt>vlTlO lid We$l ct "9".o~ 31 Tetecbooe 634- 230 1 • photo b~ \\ t>ttd~ \1 illt>r '1fl'4- /lu ~7 by Wendy Miller Syed Mohamed Sheerazie is in his second semester at Parkside. He ,s Iranian by descent "and every other issue you can think of' · . .tlthough he was born and ~red in Madras, India. He someday hopes tci o to Iran and "see what the future holds in store for me there, if the U.S. doesn't get me first. I mean, when I finish my degree, if the picture of the United States is still as rosey as had been true before I crune here, and still is to a certain extent, then I might consider settling here." He came to Parkside because "the University of Wisconsin system ts supposed to be one of the best in the country and having a relative here in Kenosha, who is my dad's younger brother, makes things a little easier because when you come from so far away· it's good to have someone who can help you break into a western setting. There is so much of a different lifestyle." "As far as my adjusting to this lifestyle, I'm easy going and get llong with people so it's been relatively easy." He definitely knows a lot of people and has made quite a few friends here. During the half hour in which we talked in upper Main Place at least five peoplP stopped and talked for awhile with him. Syed had "an eastern upbringing with a western touch, which is a compliment to my parents." Syed received a Bachelor degree in India in commerce. He is now taking prerequisite courses so he can start on a Masters in business, preferably at the UW system. Speaking in relation to Parkside he said. ''The Business division is not as bad as people believe it to be. It's all up to what people can get out of it; isn't it?" As far as his feelings on Americans in general, "I think they are a wonderful bunch of people but they have to make sacrifices because of 'heir lifestyle. If they would stop expecting too much of people and accept them for what they are, then this mirage that everyone is trying to rip everyone off would disappear. With more trust there would be so much more happiness around. I know that sounds trite but it's true ... If you remember that, you shouldn't have too many 11roblems wherever you go. It's up to you what you make of yourself. r ,' what people make of you." As far as the need for shrewdness and suspicion in business "·!alings, he said that common sense is really what you need. ''yed lives at Parkside Village and is doing very well here. although c: .iay!l that his grades are nothin~ to write home about. Economic institute announced The establishment of a Parkside economic research and education institute was announced at a luncheon of about 50 business and labor leaders at Parkside. The Parkside economic institute is being aided by an initial grant of $1000 from the Wisconsin State Council on Economic Education, which co-sponsored the luncheon with Parkside. William J. Hill, executive director of the Wisconsin Council, ;innouneed the grant to Parkside and explained the various activities of his organization. Parkside ~conomics professor, Richard Keehn, will- coordinate the institute's activities and said they will consist of two major thrusts: ... economic education to aid understanding of the market economy offered in schools, companies and adult outreach classes. ... economic research and reporting directly related to the local economy. LEE SAUSAGE SH~P Home of the Submarine Sandwich OPEN 8 A.M. TIL 10:30 P .M. 261 S Washington lwe. 634-2373 THE ,PARKSIDE RANGER November 17, 1976 9 New inajor examined by John l\lcKlo ke} An expression of student interest would help the humanities division decide to establish an interdisciplinary humanities major, according to Peter Hoff, a member of the faculty committee looking into the matter. "The humanities major would be good for a student in education wishing to broaden his education ," said Hoff, an associate professor of English, but " ... the climate is not good for developing such a major, because of Board of Regents i"E:si:,;ts the creation of nt>" m.!jors in order to avoid duplication." Hoff said that UW-Madison now offers a humanities major, but he felt a Parkside humanities major would not duplicate it because the Madison major consists primarily of study of the classics. Hoff also cited the number of approval levels which the proposal would have to go through before the Regents e\·en saw it, saying the major would have to be approved by the humanities division itself, then the Academic Planning and Program Review Committee, the Faculty Senate. and Chancellor Guskin. According to humanities Service hours extended Parkside student services offices in Tallent Hall will be open until 8 p.m. Monday through Thursday beginning Nov. 8. A student services spokesman said the extended hours are to accommodate the increasing numbers of adults and others employed during the day who are interested in pursmng wtiversity studies. Evening services, available to continuing Parkside students as well as prospective students, include information on admissions procedures, financial aids, career development. counseling and academic advising. The late hours will not be in effect on holidays or evenings preceding holidays. division chairman Dr. Robert Canary. " the proposal isn't really ready to go forward yet ... 1t is a good idea. it is somelhil)& th di,·ision wants." Canary said he thought the major was " a year or more down the road." Hoff estimated that "with the number of proposal ha Retreat planned The Chi-Rho Center is sponsoring a retreat on Saturday, December 4th. The campus ministers, Fr. Wayne and Sr. Collette, encourage students to make 1 t:it:1 ·dtiuns by Dt"t:t>mtcr ! . This r treat will be to " t.ak • inventory; to g t in tou h with yours If; and to qu tion, r n L, and to recognize." Call 552-8626 for furth information. • Saves gas (up to 25%) • Saves wear • Saves maintenance (25,000-mile oil change) • Eases sub-zero starts (-60°F. pour point) • saves oil RICK BENTSON your AMSI OJL dealer 10 om • p 639-4067 featuring· a var'ety of your candy and nut fovorties sold the old-fashioned way Reds In Pee.nuts onl_y 45c , pound GRAND OPENING SUPER SALE TIL SATURDAY AKAi .. SONY ACCUTRAC RECORDS CASSETTES 8-TRACKS JBL TEAC PIONEER REffiEffiBER! Sound So. ings o.t SOU D GALLERYI Hours. 10 to Q do i; 0 to 5 30 Sot I o 5 S oy Greenr1dge Plozo S mg l eumo.n o Wei· 01 Ii * °'!i 31 Te ephooe 034-2301 On Friday November 5, ~e moon .rose on an e~e~g of fun and music with Tom Chapin. Neither looking nor sounding like his Irother Harry, Tom proved to the .half-filled Parkside Cinema that he is a Chapin of his own. His music IS warm, hvely~ and speaks of J>ersonal experiences. He encouraged the audience to join in smging with him saying, "My theory of a concert is that you guys do part of the work." At one point, during a song entitled Oh What A Day!, the audience was beating on popcorn boxes and jingling keys in time with the mUSic. Many times he would stop in the rruddle of a song to explain why he wrote that song. Chapin was the host of the children's television show Make A Wiab which went off the air this year after 5 seasons. He said that "Broth": Harry writes the songs for Make A Wish and I change them." Each year the show was fiimed on location in a different part of the world. During the third year, when the show was located in Greece, Tom began to' write songs to wile away the time in between takes. He has been writing songs ever since. Many of these songs are featured on his first album which is entitled "Life Is Like That (Fantasy Records). Refering to his album he said, "From Make A Wish to Fantasy. Sounds like a Disney character." Accompanying himself on Bertha, his 6 string guitar, Tom sang a few songs from his album and from Make A Wish. During one song called Shadow he surprised the audience by playing a kazoo along with his guitar. It was a toss-up as to who was enjoying themselves more; the audience or Tom. Several times when the audience was singing along, he would stop singing and playing and would just listen, During one such song he said, HI like this cause Idon't do nothin'." Tomended the concert by singing the theme song from Make A Wish and All My Life's a Circle, "the Chapin anthem." After the concert he commented on the enthusiasm of the audience saying, "If the audience is witli you, you can do anyihing." He added that he prefers doing concerts to television because "with TV you perform for machines and with concerts you perform for people." Tom Chapin proved that, with talent and enthusiasm, you C3I) do anything. He is a very talented musician, which was proved at the concert, and he'Ugo as far as his ambitions take him. 1 VISAGE Tom: • ,• • 1 J ! 1. Tom Chapin SSSSSSSS<SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS'ES_"'''SSSS Ft.. Pizza DeIh." Club Hlghvlew 5035 60th Street Phone: 652-8737 .... """1' C~""I,S~••~tftI.RlfltI', ••• , O'IM 4 ~.•. 111 •.•. 4f University of Wisconsin-Parkside "Ins YOU TO SPEND SEMESTER BREAK JAI. &-13, 1911 a Chapin of-his own by Mona Maillet Musical history by Mona Maillet Harry Chapin was born in 1942, a year after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. Tom Chapin was born two years later, in 1944. Their father was a former jazz drummer for big bands like Woody Herman and Tommy Dorsey. Even as children Harry. and Tom were getting into music. Harry started playing trumpet and Tom belonged to a boy's choir. Harry later tookup the guitar because "girls liked guitar players beller." Harry began to perform throughout his college years. He started a group called the Chapin Brothers with Tom and younger brother Steve in 1964. The group was going well, but the Vietnam War situation was such that Tom and Steve went to college in order not to go to Vietnam. Harry then went into the documentary film business. He started by packing film crates and eventually worked his way up to all phases of cinema: One movie that he wrote, directed and edited called "Le ' gendary Champions" was nominated for an Academy Award in 1969. . Tom, in the meantime, had found a new medium and a new audience. In 1971 he became the host of the children's television show Make A Wish, which was on the air for five seasons. Each year the show as filmed on location in a different are area of the world, and during the third year of filming he began to write songs. After the show ended, he went on the concert circuit and also released his first album. Introducing: French Pizza $1.50 I EVERY MONDAY &TUESDAY SPAGHETTI FEAST $1.95 Includes: Salad, Italian Bread and a Free Glass of Wine. Wed. - Thurs. 9:30 - 11:00 Bubble Up Mixed Drinks 60' ~erbu'8 'ourt· PUB & RESTAURANT p.rn, On Spring, West of 31 In Green Ridge Plaza 632-6151 ' VISAGE • I. II , • .. .. ! A ... Tom hapin Free Pizza Delwery Club Hlghview 5035 60th Street ~ Phone: 652- 737 i A 1 •••1111a,111 C le 1 , s.,,~tffl. R1fl n., 8111 2 OPEN 4 •·•· 1 •·•· ~~ ~ ,Jf University of Wisconsin-Parkside es OU TO SP 0 SE ESTER BREAK JAN. 6-13, 1977 t,,,, ~ ... ~9c~,.. Tom: , . a Chapin of-his own by Mona Maillet On Friday November 5, the moon _rose on an evening of run and usic with Tom Chapin. Neither lookmg nor sounding like his brother :arry, Tom proved to the _ha_lf-filled P~rkside Cinema that he is a Chapin of his own. His music is wari:n, hvely'. ~n~ sp~ak~ of personal experiences. He encouraged the audience to 10m m smgmg with him saying, "My the?ry of a conce:t is that you guys d~ part of ~e work." At one point durmg a song entitled Oh What A Day., the audience was beating on ~pcorn boxes and jingl~ng keys in time with the music. Many times he would stop in the rruddle of a song to explain why he wrote that song. Chapin was the host of the children's television sho~ Make A Wish, which went off the air this year after 5 seasons. He said that "Brother Harry writes the songs for Make ~ "'.ish ru:1d I change them." Each year the show was filmed on location m a different part of the world. During the third year, when the show was located in Greece, Tom began to· write songs to wile away the time in between takes. He has been writing songs ever since. Many of these songs are featured on his first album which is entitled "Life Is Ll.ke That (Fantasy Records). Refering to his album he said, "From Mal{e A Wish to Fantas,. Sounds like a Disney character." Accompanying himself on Bertha, his 6 string guitar, Tom sang a few songs from his album and from Make A Wish. During one song called Shadow he surprised the audience by playing a kazoo along with his guitar. It was a toss-up as to who was enjoying themselves more; the audience or Tom. Several times when the audience was singing along, he would stop singing and playing and would just listen. During one such song he said, "I like this cause I don't do nothin'." Tom ended the concert by singing the theme song from Make A Wish and All My Llfe's a Circle, "the Chapin anthem." After the concert he commented on the enthusiasm of the audience saying, "If the audience is with you, you can do anything." He added that he prefers doing concerts to television because "with TV you perform for machines and with concerts you perform for people." Tom Chapin proved that, with talent and enthusiasm, you can do anything. He is a very talented musician, which was proved at the concert, and he'll go as far as his ambitions take him. Musical history by Mona Maillet Harry Chapin was born in 1942, a year after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. Tom Chapin was born two years later, in 1944. Their father was a former jazz drummer for big bands like Woody Herman and Tommy Dorsey. Even as children Harry and Tom were getting into music. Harry started playing trumpet and Tom belonged to a boy's choir. Harry later tookup the guitar because "girls liked guitar players better." Harry began to perform throughout his college years. He started a group called the Chapin Brothers with Tom and younger brother Steve in 1964. The group was going well, but the Vietnam War situation was such that Tom and Steve went to college in order not to go to Vietnam. Harry then went into the documentary film business. He started by packing film crates and eventually worked his way up to all phases of cinema. One movie that he wrote, directed and edited called "Legendary Champions" was ~ominated for an Academy Award in 1969. Tom, in the meantime, had found a new medium and a new audience. In 1971 he became the host of the children's tele,vision show Make A Wish, which was on the air for five seasons. Each year the show as filmed on location in a different are area of t.'te world, and during the third year of filming he began to write songs. After the show ended, he went on the concert circuit and also released his first album. Introducing: French Pizza $1.50 EVERY MONDAY & TUESDAY SPAGHETTI FEAST $1.95 lndudes: Salad, Italian Bread and a Free Glass of Wine Wed. - Thurs. 9 :30 - 11 :00 p.m. Bubble Up Mixed Drinks 60' On Spring, West of 31 in Green Ridge Plaza 632-6151 , ~erbu's ~ourt · PUB & RESTAURANT storyteller of note Harry: by Mona Maillet a On ThW"sday November 11, the spot!;vh+ shined on America's top story leller, Harry Chapin. He and his guitar were warmly received by the sell-out crowd of about3,tOO people, the largest group ever to be assembled in the field house. He said that he felt a little nervous without his back-up group, so he introduced the members as if they were slanding on stage with him. Chapin proved that you don't need a back-up group to sing well. During WOLD, a. song about a lonely morning disc jockey, he improvised:' ~ parts of the missing instruments. He also drove the crowd wild when he substituted the line "I am tile morning DJ at WRKR. Playing all the hils for you,' wherever the hell you are" for the first chorus. For a few other songs tha t required extra vocal paris he either got tho audience to sing the lines or he coaxed a few volunteers from the crowd to help him out. Many times he asked the audience to sing the chorus from a song or to say a line from the song. It was a beautiful example of entertaineraudience interaction. . Afler WOLD, he introduced "the Cal's in the Cradle kid," his son Josh, "the superstar of the family." He explained that ever since he wrote Cal's in the Cradle, (his wife Sandy wrote the poem the song is based on) he brings one of his children on tour with him. He said he also goes home a lot more than he used to because "I don't want to be Uncle Daddy." Josh danced to the next three songs. After the third song Chapin remarked, "never perform with a kid; he'll upstage you every time." Josh swayed back and forth to his father's music, oblivious to the crowd, creating his own world. After Josh finished dancing, he hugged his father before leaving the stage. Later he fell asleep at the side of the stage, and for the rest of.the night, he received adoring looks from his father. He then sang his "first country and western" song, 30,000Pounds Of Bananas which he feels is his most perverted song. He said that he originally wrote it for Johnny cash to sing, "But he was too damn busy with his Amoco Gas, so I had to do it myself." He had the audience singing "30,000 pounds of bananas" every time that line came up. At the end of the song, he had them singing it in harmony, with him directing. He had a break about halfway through the concert where people couldask him questions about himself and his family ..Some of the questions asked were about his favorite song, which is a toss-up between Sniper and A Better Place to Be. It lakes him anywhere from 1 hour to 6 months to write a song. His wife's name is Sandy and they have 5 children. He is involved with several charities, including World Hunger Year of which he is the founder, and he does several benefits. His wife is presently working for her Ph. D. at Columbia University. To begin the second half of the concert, he had 4 people singing 0 Holy Night as a back-up to a song about a tailor who wants to be a singer, Mr. Taimer, The voices blended with his very well and it's easy to see why he is such a popular singer. He ended the concert by singing Cat's In The Cradle with the audience singing the chorus. He even split the audience into male and female chorus as a contest, picking one person as a judge of quality and quantity. According to the judge, the male chorus won on both accounts. Chapin received a standing ovation at the end and decided to do Taxi. He got about ten people to sing "Big John's" high part, and he asked the audience to say the tWOspoken lines of the song. He also received a slanding ovation for that. He left the stage, but was called back by the crowd. He did one encore, All My Ufe's A Circle, which he wrote for his brother Tom for his TV shOW Make A Wish, which has since become the "Chapin anthem." He encouraged the audience to sing the chorus with him 81)dby the end of the song, the crowd was on ils feet, singing and clapping. Chapin's warm, husky voice has the ability to transpOl t you to the scene of the song. His songs have an emotional appeal that is rare in songs today. They have a moral to them that seems to apply to everyone and they are also very enjoyable to hear. Chapin said that he writes his songs from personal experiences and he tries to make them as realistic as possible without making them sound like lectures. By making himself the bad guy or the poor soul, he attracts a lot m?re listen~~s than by saying "Thou shalt not do thiS or tbat . Harry Chapin is the perfect entertamer. He mleracts with his audience and he enJOYs himself during his concerts, which helps the audience. enjoy the concert. 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For a few other songs that required extra vocal parts he either got the audience to sing the lines or he coaxed a few volunteers from the crowd to help him out. Many times he asked the audience to sing the chorus from a song or to say a line from the song. It was a beautiful example of entertaineraudience interaction. · After WOW, he introduc~d "the Cat's in the Cradle kid," his son Josh, "the superstar of the family." He explained that ever since he wrote Cat's in the Cradle, (his wife Sandy wrote the poem the song is based on) he brings one of his children on tour with him. He said he also goes home a lot more than he used to because "I don't want to be Uncle Daddy." Josh danced to the next three songs. After the third song Chapin remarked, "never perform with a kid; he'll upstage you every time." Josh swayed back and forth to his father's music, oblivious to the crowd, creating his own world. After Josh finished dancing, he hugged his father before leaving the stage. Later he fell asleep at the side of the stage, and for the rest of, the night, he received adoring looks from his father. He then sang his "first country and western" song, 30,000 Pounds Of Bananas which he feels is his most perverted song. He said that he originally wrote it for Johnny Cash to sing, "But he was too damn busy with his Amoco Gas, so I had to do it myself." He had the audience singing "30,000 pounds of bananas" every time that line came up. At the end of the song, he had them singing it in harmony, with him directing. He had a break about halfway through the concert where people could.ask him questions about himself and his family. Some of the questions asked were about his favorite song, which is a toss-up between Sniper and A Better Place to Be. It takes him anywhere from 1 hour to 6 months to write a song. His wife's name is Sandy and they have 5 children. He is involved with several charities, including World Hunger Year of which he is the founder, and he does several benefits. His wife is presently working for her Ph. D. at Columbia University. To begin the second half of the concert, he had 4 people singing O Holy Night as a back-up to a song about a tailor who wants to be a singer, Mr. Taimer, The voices blended with his very well and it's easy to see why he is such a popular singer. He ended the concert by singing Cat's In The Cradle with the audience smgmg the chorus. He even split the audience into male and female chorus as a contest, picking one person as a judge of quality and quantity. According to the judge, the male chorus won on both accounts. Chapin received a standing ovation at the end and decided to do Taxi. He got about ten people to sing "Big John's" high part, and he asked the audience to say the two spoken lines of the song. He also received a standing ovation for that. He left the stage, but was called back by the crowd. He did one encore, All My Life's A Circle, which he wrote for his brother Tom for his TV show Make A Wish, which has since become the "Chapin anthem." He encouraged the audience to sing the chorus with him and by the end of the song, the crowd was on its feet, singing and clapping. Chapin's warm, husky voice has the ability to transpm t you to the scene of the song. His songs have an emotional appeal that is rare in songs today. They have a moral to them that seems to apply to everyone and they are also very enjoyable to hear. Chapin said that he writes his songs from personal experiences and he tries to make them as realistic as possible without making them sound like lectures. By making himself the bad guy or the poor soul, he attracts· a lot m?re listen~~s than by saying "Thou shalt not do this or that: . 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Everything for Mind & Bodr is right here at h-vo stores your stores with atmosphere. • Records & Tape . ALL new relea ei; tad.ed floor to ceiling' • Import album,. we·re the one . tore m town that ca rrie fore1 n re lea. e • pecial ordeu. Hard-to- t record~ and tap w1th uarant ed on de rl h\er . 00\\'. 'TO\' •. 5010. en h .-h nu 6a4- s,e \\"ET 191 O e\enl\ Fifth Strn t 694-2404 12 THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 17. 1976 18=)Soccer season ends em team finishes 12th ..,.....h_lII UW·WbItewater was the site 01 tile WW1AC Championship •• .... re the women'. awIm Ieam IInIsbed 12lII, as UW-Madlaon carnpIdeIy ckmlnaled the meet and _ with III polnts by tbeir lllh pJa<oe IInI*s In the 2llO medJey relay and 400 l<ft relay Iaot FrIday and In the 2llO free relay Saturday. The leam beet RIwr Falla by a lentb 01 a ...,.,nd In the 2llO free ecordlng to Coach Barb LaWlOll. the hiKbUaht was the 50 I I here Gall Obon, uu cII. Judy 1_ and SaD) ~'l'andI aD t leMOn highs. aIIo her personal rwconIs In tbe 50 and 100 breast and 110 I franCIs toolt seven IleC'lndI 011 01 hor time in the 500 I and Improved on her leg 01 the rela .. ny <any came throqh IlllCI01' presaure for us and.lmproved where we .tood In the rela :' said LaWlOll The Ieam 1riU c«npete lor the time lhla Ie""" In tbe Fourth AllIIUaI Raapr Relays IIda Saturday. 1IlaIIIInI up with the 1IlIlII'. ...... DiYinl comtIlioD wlO be8In at 4 p.m. and IWlnImIDI at 5 p.m. Ten teams. IIlcbJdlnl CarroU. carthage, U 01 Odc:a&o. Lake Forest, Lawrence, Ski • racIng organized en. Country sit! Instructor c Godfrey orpniJlng a group 01 cross country sit! racers. Any ODe Intereted In this type 01 raetng abouId conlllct Godfrey at ~~ or PE 131 al their ,1 coavenlence George Williams, Valpariso, UWMilwaukee and UW-Whitewater will participate in tbe meet. The men swimmers began competitlGn with an intersquad meet whore tbe Green team beet the White. 41-31. AU records were broken at the varsity level. Best early _ performances were turned in by Bob Wtlburlhire in the 50 free, JIm Ferraro in the 2llOIndividual Medley and Riclt Kwas in the 100 l<ft. . Pa.rk3i~·s ,~_" , team, the NAJA District 14 soccer champion ended their season Saturday ,losing to Sl. John Univ ersity, 4-3 tn the first round of playoffs at CoUegh'ille, Minnesota. The Johnnies scored two goals in the lirst 17 minutes 01 the contest, but tile Rangers came back and tied the score- in the next two minutes. St. John scored another two half way through the second half. With a few minutes remaining. Steve Sendelbach scored the linal point 01 the game on a penalty kick. Wom~n's basketball club planned by JeaD Tenulll , The Athletic Department has 8IIIIOlIDCCd thaI It will begin a women's basketball club this year. The schedule is limited to 10 games beginning in January, with practice starting Monday. December 13 at 4 p.m. The club will compete against other clubs as well as varsity teams. and some contest will he held prior to the men's varsity Basketball games. Participants on the club are 'expected to carry 12 credits during the spring semester as tlus year's club will build the foundabon lor the 1977-78 school year, when women's basketball will become a luU-fledged varsity sport. A staff member will be assigned to coordinate the club activities tlus year and eventually ISSlgD a -head women's basketball coach for next year. Women interested in participating should sign up with Orby Moss, Assistant Athl.!'tic Director in the Physical Education Building during . 'ovemher and should also report IJW-P loses to Carthage The Ranger vaI1eyball team ended their ...... as Carthage the dwnploaslup game of I.cousln Women'. Inlen:oll<eclale tb1etic Conference coli e tournament Ia t tw1Iay. aDd qaalified lor the Sma1I College Tournament turday In •·apen ..llle. Carthaile beot the Rangers n the one! round and faced CarroU. the • 0 .1 seeded team. whom lhe) beal I~, I~S Par beet UW upenorln the IIrst round .ttlle tourney at UWCartha e had '-en seeded Rd. Wb tewater tIt1rd and P rlt ide lo~rth Platte.ille. Rl r Falls .upeTlor and Stout unoeeded The team finished their dual t th a 7-13 recwd o mber • The Rangers deleated OIicago Slate Is.:;, l1-/S and 1~11 but lost to Lewis Uruversily 1~9,~IS, &-IS. on December 13 to gymnasium, prepared to play. Those interested should also watch the Ranger for more inlormation and the completed schedule. One may participate on the club team as well as in their cities' recreation departments program. NAJA to be hosted Parkside's cross country squad qualified for the NAlA National OIampionships to be run on their home course Saturday at 11 a.m . The Rangers finished third in the District 14 meet at Parkside last Saturday. which was won by UW-LaCrosse, with 34 points UW-&evens Point was second with 4S and Parkside had 78. laCrosse and Stevens Point, finishing 1-2 in the WSUC meet were expected to repeat their I97S 1-2 district linish again, but the competition was for third place which Parkside, Platteville and Eau Claire were to battle for. The Rangers were way ahead of both, as Platteville had 95 and Eau Claire had 98. The top three teams and top 15 individuals qualified for the nationals. Jim Hanson was the meet winner in 25 minutes, 25.6 seconds, followed by Joe Hanson. both 01 UW-La Crosse. Shawn Flanigan of UW-Platteville was third, Dan Buniman 01 UWStevens Point, fourth and Parkside's Ray Fredericksen was fifth~.!!~ • Saves gas (up 1025%) e Saves _ar e Saves maintenance (25,OOO-mlle oil change) e E_ sub-zero starts (-6O"F.pour polnlt • S_ 011 RICK BENTSON roo" A~S/OIL _la, 639-4067 Pure Brewed From Goers Country. On tap at Union Square Both 01 the first two Ranger oa1s were scored by Deech fsmiall on assists by MIke Boyagjian. . Coach Hal Henderson CIted two reasons for the outcome 01 the match. "They were faster than we were and scored three goals by outrwming us," he said, contin . g "they did not have a wn, . IK' k great deal of skill, playmg a 1C and run' type of game. Th<;y seldom controlled and did anything with the ball and we were not prepared for this kind of game. 1 think we played the better game." Statistics for the match were close as SI. John had 13 shots to Park'side's 12. "It's unhelieveable to have as much scoring as occurred with so few attempts," said Henderson. 51. John had 12 corner kicks to Parkside's 10 and Parkside had three saves to St. John's two. Coach Henderson also noted other conditions affecting the outcome of the match. "We had a nice sunny 40 degree day, but neither team played especiaUy well on the field that was rough and bumpy, something we're not used to. The officiating, though was as good as I've ever seen," said Henderson. "I was extremely pleaaect the way the team fought ba I1j even when we were do"" by "'- goals. We just didn't t enough goals during the ~ ... The Rangers end their . ever season with a 7-78 bot and will have 10 01 the 11 .:::: back, hopefully, for next y . squad. ....1 Ten members 01 llie' Rang were named to the All NA~ District 14 team out of the honored for their perl~ during the season. Qualifying for the first were Sendelbach, Mike o~ Chris Carter and Kri. Serafin delense and Boyajian and ~ Campbell on offense. Cited for honorable 1lle01lla were Bernie Heiner, goalie;NlaI Power and Jack Landweh _ defense and Ismiali on oIf-. Henderson was also honored. the four team disbict's "CGocb. the Year." Parkside compieted i!J the firII round 01 the playolf8 lor .- second time in three yean. Tho, lost to 51. John l-ll In 19'1l SI. John, upping their recont_ 13-1-3 advances to the ana IIJII either Nov. 17 or ?ll agaiIlot.- minois winner, probably IaVOhl and three-time NAJA cbq Quincy College. ~ee'$OPTICAL Sang .. BOUTIQUE t::::(Ji~ ,. 552-7610 44;25 Taylor only ten minutes from Kenosha - Student Discount Largest selection of fashionable frames iff southeastern Wisconstn -:- Lenses duplicated - Physician . . prescriptions filled 50 % off 2nd pair n THE PARKSIDE RANGER ovember l7, 1976 ki 8 or • ing team 12th Park.,ioc's · • 1 team, the 'AIA District 14 occer cham· pion ended then season Satur· day, losing to St. John Uni, ersity, 4-3, in the first round ,:if playoffs at Collegeville, Minnesota. The Johnnies scored two goals in the first 17 minute,- of the conte t but the Rangers cam~ back ~d Hect the score in the next two minutes. St. John scored another two half way through the secon~ h_alf. tth a few minutP:; remammg, Steve Sendelbach scored the final point of the game on a penalty kick. olllen 's basketball c uh planned , Departm nt has that 1t ill begin a basketball club this hedule is limited to 10 mes beginning in January, th practice starting Monday, mber 13 at ~ p.m. The club rill compete against other clubs ell as varsity teams, and cont twill be held prior to varsity Basketball m . Participants on the club are cted to carry 12 credits durin the rin semester as y r' club will build the foundation for the 19i7-78 school ., • hen omen's basketball ~ becom a full-fledged varsity on December 13 to gymnasium, prepared to play. Those interested should also watch the Ranger for more information and the completed schedule. One may participate on the club team as well as in their cities' recreation departments program. • NAIA to be hosted Parkside's cross country squad qualified for the NAIA National Championships to be run on their home course Saturday at 11 a.m . anized The Rangers finished third in the District 14 meet at Parkside last Saturday, which was won by UW-LaCrosse, with 34 points UW-Stevens Point was second with 45 and Parkside had 78. ucatton Building during her and ould lso report oses hage e 15-5, 11-!5 LaCrosse and Stevens Point, finishing 1-2 in the WSUC meet were expected to repeat their 1975 1-2 district finish again, but the competition was for third place which Parkside, Platteville and Eau Claire were to battle for. The Rangers were way ahead of both as Platteville had 95 and Eau Claire had 98. The top three teams and top 15 individuals qualified for the nationals. Jim Hanson was the meet winner in 25 minutes, 25.6 seconds, followed by Joe Hanson, both of UW-La Crosse. Shawn Flanigan of UW-Platteville was third, Dan Buniman of UWtevens Point, fourth and Parkside's Ray Fredericksen was fifth. • Saves gas (up to 25%) • Saves wear • Saves maintenance (25,000-mile oil change) • Eases sub-zero starts (-60°F. pour point) • saves oil RICK BENTSON rAMSI OI d 639-4067 Both of the first two Ranger oals were scored by De~ch f smiali on assists by Mike Boyagjian. . Coach Hal Henderson cited two reasons for the outcome of the match. "They were faster than we ere and scored three goals by w .d outrunning us," he sat , continuing, "they did n~t ha;e. a great deal of skill, playmg a Kick and run' type of game. Th~y seldom controlled and did anything with the ball and we were not prepared for this kind of game. I think we played the better game." Statistics for the match were close, 88 St. John had 13 shots to Parkside's 12. "It's unbelieveable to have as much scoring as occurred with so few attempts," said Hender~on. St. John had 12 corner kicks to Parkside's 10 and Parkside had three saves to St. John's two. Coach Henderson also noted other conditions affecting the outcome of the match. "We had a nice sunny 40 degree day, but neither team played especially well on the fi~ld that was rougn and bumpy, something we're not used to. The officiating, though was as good as I've ever seen," said Henderson. "I was extremely plea5e11 the way the team fought ba ~ even when we were doWn by goals. We just didn't t enough goals during the ~c The Rangers end their 0d ever season with a 7.78 and will have 10 of the 11 s reCOrt back, hopefully, for next~ squad. rs Ten members of the Rang were named to the All ~Al! District 14 team out of the honored for their perforrna 11 during the season. Qualifying for the first were Sendelbach, Mike 01 Chris Carter and Kriz Serafin defense and Boyajian and Eat Campbell on offense. Citeq f~r honorable menli were Berme Hefner, goalie; · Power and Jack Landweh defense and Isrniali on offenst Henderson was also honored the four team district's "Coach or the Year." Parkside completed in the f round of the playoffs for second time in three years. Thtr lost to St. John 1-0 in 1974. St. John, upping their record 13-1-3 advances to the area final either Nov. 17 or 20 against Illinois winner, probably favor and three-time NAIA ~ Quincy College. H""i"":7"LJ\.!_A'2/ • · Pure Brewed From God's Country. On tap at Union Square Sanbee'S ~~~~~'uE . t:,t) ,,, 552-7610 4425 Taylor only ten minutes from Kenosha - Student Discount Largest selection of fashionable frames it'! southeastern Wisconsin - Lenses duplicated Physician prescriptions filled 50 % off 2nd pair Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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Includes an issue of the satirical paper, "The Parkside DeRanger". art labs carla stoffle copyright joseph boisse library parkside student government association (PSGA) satire