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No.9 Wednesday, November 10, 1976 Bowden requests impeachment by DouglasEdenhauser At the November 3 Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) meeting. President Kiyoko Bowden threatened to bring criminal charges against senatOr Mary Arnold for the theft of the original copy of the PSGA newsletter if those materials were not returned during the meeting .: The materials were returned .. However, Bowden did request impeachment proceedings under the following charges: (1) Obstruction of presidential duteis, (2) Use of senate authority to obtain the materials, (3) The actual theft, and (4) False information as to the whereabouts of those materials. A special investigative' committee was appointed to follow up on this matter. A resolution was passed stating that each senator distribute 50 copies of the PSGA Newsletter twice monthly in an effort to better acquaint the students with their senators. President Bowden mentioned that she has received several complaints from senators and students concerning the anonymity oftne senate. The following students were appointed to various commitlees. Niki Di Paolo to the Student Recruitment and Admissions Committee, Sue Schmanski to the Athletic Board, Tom Fulmer to the Athletic Board, Baril' Butgereit to the. Teaching Awards Committee, Sue Balewski and Harvey Hedden to the Teaching Improvements Grants Committee, and Rusty Tutlewski to the Allocations Committee . The Elections Subcommittee announced the results of the runoff election held Friday, October 28. Rick Folsom defeated Carol Bohn and Joan Fuetterer for the remaining undeclared .seat. Blood drive planned Campus Nurse, Edith Isenberg, is urging students to make appointments now for Parkside's first blooddrive. As coordinator, Nurse Isenberg and her staff of students in Wu.c 0-194 will try and make sure there is a steady supply of students ready to donate blood from 10 a.m, to 2 p.m. Monday, November 22 in the Union's parking lot driveway . The blood drive's director might be a surprise to most students around Parkside. Dr. Richard J. Pomazal, Assistant Professor of Psychology, is better kJlown for his popular psychology of drug abuse courses. Blood drives are nothii\g new to Dr. Pomazal. He has heen involved in so many he has lost count. "You meet a lot of friendly poeple when you donate blood,", says Pomazal, "I was the first person to sign up for this driv..e.." Dr. Pomazal also has a professional interest in why people donate blood. His' doctoral thesis at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign was ~ .-...~.'. --t dO........--~I ._'/- . _.~~..~.. ,,~;:;.,~ • I.,. • ~~ ,"~, •• {i"..... . '.# .. -""''''' , . "'Wi .. -~. - •• 'it;·.... II I.. :. ... #. ' .•• ; ; '" -- -. '.. 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"I am interested in why people 'donate blood and why they feel good about it afterward. I am against giving free beer and other gimmicks designed to entice donors." says Pomazal, and about Parkside's first drive, "the motivation should be to _ help people rather than get something in return." Dr. Pomazal also envisions periodic blood drives at Parkside. The Milwaukee Blood center is providing the bloodmobile. The Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. and the Vets Club are cosponsoring the event. 8l00DofUVE • • I Joseph Attwell Accusation called false by Jobn McKloskey A single source within the Affirmative Action Advisory Committee, who asked not to be identified, accused Affirmative Action Officer Joseph J. Attwell of "dragging his feet as hard as he can, because when the plan is finished, he's out of a Job." Attwell responded, "I don't care who it is, they are liars ...they don't know a damn thing about it." "I have done what 1was hired to do insofar as I have been allowed to do," said Attweli, who last February submitted to Olancellor Guskin what he called a complete Affirmative Action plan for hiring of female and minority employees. Guskin replied in a letter dated May 13that the document Attweli submitted was not really a plan. Attwell replied to Guskin in a letter dated May 17, quoting UW System Senior VicePresident Donald Percy as giving four elements "basic to the adequacy of any (Affirmative Action) program." Those four essential elements, as outlined by Attwell, are: A. The Work Force Analysis. B. The Availability and Utilization Analysis. C. The Goals and Timetables. D. A description of actions taken to implement the program. As far as this reporter can determine, Attwell's February report incloded all the above except the timelables, and it also includes sections entitled "The Legal Authority for Afrirmative Action" and "Workforce Deficiencies at UW·Parkside." In the same letter of response to Guskin, Attwell charged that Guskin had been slow to institute Affirmative Action. To quote from Attwell's letter: Nothing In affirmative acllon of .ay practical .lplfIcaace wu accomplished la 1973or 1974.Hiring. lew Blacks .Dd .. y.... ".t leut there are some," does not constitute affirm.dve acdoR. In 1974,as well.s 1975,1 made every pos.lble effort to achieve lOme semblaace of affirmative action, bnt 99 perceat of employment .Dd affirmative action matters were accompllabed .. Ithout any dl.cullioa with me. What admlnlstr.lors wanled 10 do, they did and 1 wa. 1101 allowed to be lavolved. It Is beginning 10 .ppear th.t • alml1ar situation exists now. The Plan submitted In February, 1978sbould have beea dIacuaaed with me and your senior staff with a view 10 setting firm bIrfng g.... 1D the IIgbl of lbe non-existence of .ftIrmatlve actloa. Direct maad.teI should have heen gtvee as to blrlag procedures wltb as little .... le of time and paper as possible ... ...I must point out that over. perIod 01 2 years, I have received practically no cooperatloa aad very lillie of the pertlaeat information whicb 1needed and requested. I received more rbelorlc than aaythlng else ... Attwell said in an interview that he received no co-operation at aU from the Wyllie or Bauer administrations, and that the current administration has been more co-operative, He stressed that the reason he released the above letter was not to attack or criticize Guskin, but to refute the "Ioot-dragging" charge. Carole Vopat, chairperson of the Affirmative Action Commiltee, was originally unavailable for comment on'the charges, but requested that this reporter attend last Thursday's committee meeting, at .. hich committee memhers in attendance supported Attwell. Vopat labeled the accusations "patently false. Joe has been very helpful and has come to every meeting. Joe has not obstructed or hindered us in any way." Glenn Doston, a committee member, said that "Attwell has agreed to serve and assist all our subconunittees." Regardless of whether anyone has been stalling Affirmative Action, the formulation of the plan is now progressing rapidly. The Affirmative Action Committee has set up a lime schedule by which its work on the plan will be completely finished on December 11, 1976. The committee will be meeting almost every Thursday and some Saturdays, until then, and has appointed sul>-committees to cover the areas of recruiting; monitoring; promotion, retention and tenure; and goals and timetables. . The only question at this point is how long it will take the administration to approve the plan when the committee is finished with it. The Parkside-------- RANGER Vol. V. No. 9 Wednesday, November 10, 1976 • Bowden requests impeachment by Douglas_Edenhauser At the November 3 Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) meeting_ President Kiyoko Bowden threatened to bring criminal charges against Senator Mary Arnold for the theft of the original copy of the PSGA newsletter if those materials were not returned during the meeting. · actual theft, and ( 4) 1''alse information as to the whereabouts of those materials. A special investigative · committee was appointed to follow up on this matter. Recruitment and Admissions Committee, Sue Schmanski to the Athletic Board, Tom Fulmer to the Athletic Board, Barir Butgereit to the . Teaching Awards Committee, Sue Balewski and Harvey Hedden to the Teaching Improvements Grants Committee, and Rusty Tutlewski to the Allocations Committee. The materials were returned., However, Bowden did request impeachment proceedings under the following charges: (1) Obstruction of presidential dute1s, (2) Use of Senate authority to obtain the materials, (3) The A resolution was passed stating that each senator distribute 50 copies of the PSGA Newsletter twice monthly in an effort to better acquaint the students with their senators. President Bowden mentioned that she has received several complaints from senators and students concerning the anonymity ofthe Senate. The Elections Subcommittee announced the results of the runoff el~ction held Friday, October 28. Rick Folsom defeated Carol Bohn and Joan Fuetterer for the remaining undeclared ,seat. The following students were appointed to various committees. Niki Di Paolo to the Student BlOod drive planned by Philip L. Livingston Campus Nurse, Edith Isenberg, is urging students to make appointments now for Parkside's first blood drive. As coordinator, Nurse Isenberg and her staff of students in WLLC D-194 will try and make sure there is a steady supply of students ready to donate blood from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Monday, November 22 in the Union's parking lot driveway. The blood drive's director might be a surprise to most students around Parkside. Dr. Richard J. Pomazal, Assistant Professor of Psychology, is better known for his popular psychology of drug abuse courses. Blood drives are nothing new to Dr. Pomazal. He has been involved in so many he has lost count. "You meet a lot of friendly poeple when you donate blood,". says Pomazal, "I was .the first person to sign up for this driv.e." Dr. Pomazal also has a professional interest in why people donate blood. His doctoral thesis at the Universlty of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign was about altruism or why people help one another. Dr. Pomazal's theory, the subject of his recent article in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, , briefly asserts that donors and non-donors both believe in the same positive consequences of giving blood. What they disagree on is the negative consequences; non-donors fear pain, fainting, and . exhaustion. Donors who have given blood rarely have negative feelings. "I am interested in why people ·donate blood and why they feel good about it afterward. I am against giving free beer and other gimmicks designed to entice donors," says Pomazal, and about Parkside's first drive, "the motivation should be to _ help people rather than get something in return." Dr. Pomazal also envisions periodic blood drives at Parkside. The Milwaukee Blood Center is providing the bloodmobile. The Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. and the Vets Club are cosponsoring the event. 8U>OOl>R.JVE ., . • . -· · · Edith Isenberg R.N. prepare for Parkside's first Doctor Richard J. Pomazal and Campus Nurse, . ti h ld be to help people rather than get blood drive. According to Dr. Pomazal, " ... the mohva on s ou on Monda November 22in the something in return." Donato rs may give blood from 10 a.m. to . 2 p.m. . Y' _ Union Parking lot Driveway. Accusation called false by John McKloskey A single source within the Affirmative Action Advisory Committee, who asked not to be identified, accused Affirmative Action Officer Joseph J. Attwell of "dragging his feet as hard as he can, because when the plan is finished, he's out of a job." Attwell responded, "I don't care who it is, they are liars ... they don't know a damn thing about it." "I have done what I was hired to do insofar as I have been allowed to do," said Attwell, who last February submitted to Chancellor Guskin what he called a complete Affirmative Action plan for hiring of female and minority employees. Guskin replied in a letter dated May 13 that the document Attwell submitted was not really a plan. Attwell replied to Guskin in a letter dated May 17, quoting UW System Senior VicePresident Donald Percy as giving four elements "basic to the adequacy of any (Affirmative Action) program." Those four essential elements, as outlined by Attwell, are: A. The Work Force Analysis. B. The Availability and Utilization Analysis. C. The Goals and Timetables. D. A description of actions taken to implement the program. As far- as this reporter can determine, Attwell's February report included all the above except the timetables, and it also includes sections entitled "The Legal Authority for Afrirmative Action" and "Workforce Deficiencies at UW-Parkside." In the same letter of response to Guskin, Attwell charged that Guskin had been slow to institute Affirmative Action. To quote from Attwell's letter: Nothing lo afflrmative action of any practical slgn.fflcance wa accomplished in 1973 or 1974. Hiring a few Blac and aylng ' at lea t there are some," does not constitute affirmative action. In 1974, as well as 1975, I made every pos Ible effort to chleve om semblance of affirmative action, but 99 percent of employment and affirmative action matters were accomplished with ut any di u Ion with me. What administrators wanted to do, they did and I a n t allowed to be Involved. It l beginning to appear that a similar situation exists now. The Plan submitted lo February, 1976 should have be n di u ed with me and your senior staff with a view to tting firm hlrlng als lo the light of the non-existence of affirmative action. Dlr ct manda should have been given as to hiring procedures with a little wa te of time and paper as pos Ible ... ... I must point out that over a period of 2 year , I have rec ved practically no cooperation and very little of the pertinent lnform.ati n which I needed and reque ted. I received more rhetoric than anything else ... Attwell said in an interview that he received no co-operation at all from the Wyllie or Bauer administrations, and that the current dministration has been more co-operative, He stressed that the rea n he released the above letter was not to attack or criticize Guskin, but to refute the "foot-dragging" charge. Carole Vopat, chairperson of the Affirmative Action Committee, was originally unavailable for comment on the charges, but requ ted that this reporter attend last Thursday's committee meeting, at which committee members in attendance supported Attwell. Vopat labeled the accusations "patently false. Joe has been very helpful and ha come to every meeting. Joe has not obstructed or hindered us in any way." Glenn Doston, a committee member, said that "Attwell has agreed to serve and assist all our subcommittees." Regardless of whether anyone has been stalling Affirmative Action, the formulation of the plan is now progressing rapidly. The Affirmative Action Committee has set up a time schedule by which its work on the plan will be completely finished on December 11, 1976. The committee will be meeting almost every Thursday and some Saturdays, until then, and has appointed sub-committees to cover the areas of recruiting; monitoring; promotion, retention and tenure; and goals and timetables. The only question at this point is how long it will take the administration to approve the plan when the committee is finished with it. 2 THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 10, 1976 • i ~I¥/ The Parkside ~".. /[ RANGER ---EDITOR IAL/OPINION POLITICAL FORUM. Ford thanked' \ by Phil Hermann Well, the election is over and Jerry Ford is a loser for the first election in his life. The American people didn't say thanks in their _ vote, but they can still say thanks hy remembering what he did for them. True, he was clumsy, and didn't always appear too bright, but when you compare him to a monster like Nixon, Jerry Ford comes out like a "white Knight" who rode in to save the country. When you compare the attitude of the country at the time of his appearance with the attitude now, you have to think he did something right. When Richard Nixon resigned, this country was wallowing in misery and despair. Then Ford appeared, a likeable, honest man with a flair for comedy. He did what any decent God-fearing man would have done in pardonirig Nixon. I intensely dislike the man, but 1would have felt asham'ed if the destruction would have continued. Can you imagine what this country would have went through if impeachment proceedings would have gone all the way? Watergate is a period of time that we have survived, Ford did the right thing in buying it away. Watergate was not the only thing that had morale down: we had also just been evicted from Vietnam and pride was at an all time low. Our allies overseas were disgusted and the Russians were given valuable propaganda material, but here again Ford stepped in: The Cam- - , bodians tried him out and he passed with flying colors; so if the Mayeguez was mainly a publicity stunt, it is nice to know that the Russians aren't the only ones with a hold on that market. It returned some pride to the American people, and any amount was helpful at the time. Another aspect of this man, was his wife. Betty Ford was the first REAL first lady since Jackie Kennedy. She was intelligent, funny and most of all, candid and honest. 1 don't mean to say that Pat Nixon wasn't, but one can onlv take. so much phoniness. And add to that the intense personal tragedy that the Fords went through, it is amazing that they held up. 'Ithink the American people are a lot better off for knowing 'Jerry Ford: he was there when we needed him. A lot of us did not agree with him politically, but personally Ithought he was a fine, decent and , honest man. And just maybe on the day that Jimmy Carter is sworn in as the new president, the people well stepback and say, ','Thanks a hell of a lot, Jerry." He deserves it. , Union membership angers (lllumnis To the Editor: When Iwas a student at UW·P I was told by high administration authority that the hundreds Iwas forking over to build the new union would buy me membership in It as an allumnis. Now I'm expected to glow with gratitude and delight as I'm told that this membership is for one year only, ~ , suppose I'm overstepping l!!e hounds of propriety in mentioning that the time a student spends at the union in four years of, fulltime undergrad study Can hardly be approached in duration and convenience in even ten .years by allumni whose 0pportunities to try are so • I restricted in comparison. Well whoever is responsible for this has sent the allunmi a message loud and clear: "Thanks a lot suckers!" Well then I've got a message for you too pal, whoever you might be: "Don't urinate down my back and tell me its raining." • May 1 never be so stupid as to contribute a penny to or lift a finger for those at your school whose face-slaping policies might be furthered, by my doing so. And may they never be so foolish as to ask. James D. Smith Jr, Class of '75 Food 'is overpriced To the Editor: Itused to be that the best place to have lunch, or supper, whatever, was down in the Union Square. For $1.25 you could get a good sized hamburger or rib steak with a large helping of giant french fries with a pickle, a slice of tomatoe and lettuce to top it all off. Not bad considering the outrageous, ridiculous, over- -priced food in the new cafeteria. The cold sandwiches are the worst buy of all- $.60 for a slice of salami and cheese between two pieces of unusually stale bread. No, maybe the $.30 donut is the worst buy, or maybe the large cup of coffee. Well, anyone who buys anything there knows what I'm talking ahout. 1 realized that a boycott may seem a little impractical, and perhaps unrealistic considering . the amount of people who are dependent on Saga Food Service, so I was W'!l!ing a personal campaign urgIrig people to eat at the Union Square (located on the 0.1 level of'tbe Student Union). ,But alas, something has happened. The rib steaks have gotten smaller and are tougher to eat. The quantity of french fries now served has greatly diminished, even the lettuce looks undernourished, and now we are even served on paper plates. Wha~ are they (Saga Foods) doing to us students?!! Is this another bureaucratic "we can't do anything about it" situation? I . mean you just cannot buy a cup of coffee and a donut in the morning without losing threequarters of your dollar or more. The students could eat better for a lot less if we had the time and inclination to drive out somewhere to eat. But coming and, going becomes awkward and can be very timely, So we students chose to eat pn campus, paying exorbitant fees to stay fed. It shouldn't be allowed but it happens here and probably at a lot of other places. It's nothing new. I'm sure we've all seen our capitalistic system at its best. Nevertheless, Iurge students to bring their own lunches, or when feasible, to eat elsewhere. P.M. Name withheld Upon request EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Je.nnine Sipsma BUSINESS MANAGER: Cathy Brnak ADVERTISING MANAGER: Tom Cooper NEWS COORDINATOR: Bruce Wagner DEPARTMENTS: Administriltlon-Poltcies: John McKloskey , FEATURE EDITOR: Debbie Bauer SPORTS EDITOR: Jeiln Tenuta VISAGE EDITORS: jeffrey [. swencki, Bill Barke COPY EDITOR: Julie Lange PHOTO EDITOR: Van Thompson CIRCULATION: Sue Marqu.rdt STAFF: Wendy Miller, Terri Gayhart, Robert Hoffman, Chris (Iausen Phil Hermann Ra~onil Maill~t, Bob .J~mbois, Lindil Knudtson, Karin La Fourher, JUdy'TrUdrUng, Scott R"nhard, Philip L. LIVingston, Oebbie Sharpe PHOTOGRAPHERS: P.J. Auolina, Philip L. Livingston Tile Parkslde Ran .. r is .rin-n and edited by ttle stud ants of tha Unlvenlty of Wisconsln_Parkside wllo are solely responsible for its editorial policy and co~..... Opinion, e.pressed are not necessarily representative of those held by the stUdents, faculty or administration of Parhide. Editorial and Business 553-2217;' Newsroom 553-2295. ( ~* ~ • •~ II * /1 II 1 , 2 THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 10, 1976 ~ IJ!/ The Parkside ~,,.. /t · R~NGER ---EDITORIAL/OPINION POLITICAL . FO.RUM. Ford thanked by Phil Hermann Well, the election is over and Jerry Ford is a loser for the first election in his life. The American people didn't say thanks in their vote, but they can still say thanks by remembering what he did for them. True, he was clumsy, and didn't always appear too bright, but when you compare him to a monster like Nixon, Jerry Ford comes out like a "white Knight" who rode in to save the country. When you compare the attitude of the country at the time of his appearance with the attitude now, you have to think he did something right. When Richard Nixon resigned, this country was wallowing in misery and despair. Then Ford appeared, a likeable, honest man with a flair for comedy. He dld what any decent God-fearing man would have done in pardoning Nixon. I intensely cijslike the man, but I would have felt asham'ed if the destruction would have continued. Can you imagine what this country would have went through if impeachment proceedings would have gone all the way? Watergate is a period of time that we have survived, Ford did the right thing in buying it away. Watergate was not the only thing that had morale down; we had also just been evicted from Vietnam and pride was at an all time low. Our Union membership angers allumnis To the Editor: When I was a student at UW-P I was told by high administration authority that the hundreds I was forking over to build the new union would buy me membership in it as an allumnis. Now I'm expected to glow with gratitude and delight as I'm told that .this membership is for one year only. · I suppose I'm overstepping the bounds of propriety in mentioning that the time a student · spends at the union in four years of fulltime undergrad study can hardly be approached in duration and convenience in even ten .years by allumni whose opportunities to try are so , restricted in comparison. Well whoever is responsible for this has sent the allumni a message loud and clear: "Thanks a lot suckers!" Well then I've got a message for you too pal, whoever you might be: "Don't urinate down my back and tell me its raining." • May I never be so stupid as to contribute a penny to or lift a finger for those at your school whose face-slaping policies might be furthered by my doing so. And may they never be so foolish as to ask. James D. Smith Jrr Class of '75 allies overseas were disgusted and the Russians were given valuable propaganda material, but here again Ford stepped in.' The Carn- . bodia'ns tried him out and he passed with flying CE>lors; so if the Mayeguez was mainly a publicity stunt, it is nice to know that the Russians aren't the only ones with a hold on that market. It returned some pride to the American people, and any amount was helpful at the time. Another aspect of this man, was his wife. Betty Ford was the first REAL first lady sirice Jackie Kennedy. She was intelligent, funny and most of all, candid and honest. I don't mean to say that Pat Nixon wasn't, but one can Qnlv take. so much ohoniness. And add to that the intense personal tragedy that the Fords went through, it is amazing that they held up. '1 think the American people are a lot better off for knowing 0 Jerry Ford; he was there when we needed him. A lot of us did not agree with him politically, but personally I thought he was a fine, decent and , honest man. And just maybe on the day that Jimmy Carter is sworn in as the new president, the people well step,back and say, '.'Thanks a hell of a lot, Jerry. " He deserves it. Food is overpriced To the Editor: It used to be that the best place to have lunch, or supper, whatever, was down in the Union Square. For $1.25 you could get a good sized hamburger or rib steak with a large helping of giant french fries with a pickle, a slice of tornatoe and lettuce to top it all off. Not bad considering the outrageous, ridiculous, over- .priced food in the new cafeteria. The cold sandwiches are the worst buy of all - $.60 for a slice of salami and cheese between two pieces of unusually stale bread. No, maybe the $.30 donut is the worst buy, or maybe the large cup of coffee. Well, anyone who buys anything there knows what I'm talking about. I realized that a boycott may seem a little impractical, and perhaps unrealistic considering , the amount of people who are dependent on Saga Food Service, so I was w~ing a personal campaign urgirig people to eat at the Union Square (located on the D-1 level of' the Student Union). . But alas, something has happened. The rib steaks have gotten smaller and are tougher to eat. The quantity of french fries now served has greatly diminished, even the lettuce looks undernourished, and now we are even served on paper plates. What are they (Saga Foods) doing to us students? ! ! Is this another bureaucratic "we can't do anything about it" situation? I · mean you just cannot buy a cup of coffee and a donut in the morning without losing threequarters of your dollar or more. The students could eat better for a lot less if we had the time and inclination to drive out somewhere to eat. But corning and.going becomes awkward and can be very timely, So we students chose to eat pn campus, paying exorbitant- fees to stay fed. It shouldn't be allowed but it happens here and probably at a lot of other places. It's nothing new. I'm sure we've all seen our capitalistic system at its best. Nevertheless, I urge students to bring their own lunches, or when feasible, to eat elsewhere . P.M. Name withheld Upon request EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Jeannine Sipsma BUSINESS MANAGER: Cathy Brnak ADVERTISING MANAGER: Tom Cooper NEWS COORDINATOR: Bruce Wagner DEPARTMENTS: Administration-Policies: John McKloskey ' FEATURE EDITOR: Debbie Bauer The Parkside Ranger is written and edited by the students of the University of Wisconsin.Park,ide who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and cot,••"t Opinions e,c:pressed are not necessarily representative of those held by the students, faculty or administration of Parkside. Editorial and Business SSJ-2217; · Newsroom SSJ-2295. SPORTS EDITOR: Jean Tenuta VISAGE EDITORS: jeffrey j. swencki, Bill Barke COPY EDITOR : Julie Lange PHOTO EDITOR: Van Thompson CIRCULATION: Sue Marquardt STAFF: Wendy Miller, Terr_i Ga_yhart, Robert Hoffman, Chris Clausen, Phil Hermann, Ramona Ma11_1~t, Bob _J~mbo1s, Linda Knudtson, Karin La Fourier, Judy Trudrung, Scott Reinhard, Ph1hp L . L1v1ngston, Debbie Sharpe PHOTOGRAPHERS : P.J. Anolina, Philip L. Livingston I THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 10. 1'76 3 ~ Part 1: Student government survey 'Senators express opinions by Chris Clauseo . Senator Meyer said. "People come here and then go home leaving the school and their involvement with it behind. At other schools the school is the major part of student life. Here, well, it isn't." The adult population cannot relate the PSGA and student life in general. They don't look to Uw-P to provide anything but an education and possibly a degree. Outside of that they aren't involved," she said. "Kiyoko Bowden bas put in a tremendous effort in PSGA, but she and the Senate can't be expected to do everything," said Senator Meyer. "Kiyoko has done a good job as president but she hasn't has the time to get the promises she made fulfilled," said Foght. "The lack of participation has slowed things down and the necessary positions haven't been filled." - Foght continued. "Consequently Kiyoko has had to create executive committees to get things done. I trust Kiyoko but don't like executive conunittees especially when they overlap with committees that the Senate has set up." "There are bad feelings between some members of the Senate and Kiyoko over the setting up of executive committees parallel to the Senate but sbe almost had to due to a lack of student participation. All and all I think she does an excellent job while carrying 17 credits," said Foght. Recently student government has been plagued by a series of resignations and a lack of turn out to fill those vacancies. Last week; in separate interviews, Senators Mary Arnold, Chris Meyer, and former Senator Robert Foght gave Jheir views on student government in general student apathy, and President Bowden's administration "Student government is a necessary function of any university to protect student's rights," said former President Protempors Robert Foght. "It's our responsibility to handle the problems students have with Parkside and its administrators," he said. "When a student gets screwed bv the Parkside Administration, he feels like he's all alone and can't Iight back," Senator Mary Arnold stated. "When he joins with others he has the power to.get things changed. That's what PSGA is all about," the Senator said. Senator Arnold continued,l'PSGA has the knowledge of how to fight the administration and with the power of a united student body they can. Even if just one student has a problem we're the best way to help him solve their problems with the administration." "Student apathy at UW-P is high, but it is not as bad as it is in the rest of the nation. Student governments all over the country are closing," stated Foght. Music festival this week Contemporary music will be the f""al point of a festival at Parkside November 10 through , 13. Visiting artists will be the Blackearth Percussion Group and visiting composer will be Prof. Martin Farren of Massachusettes Institute of Technology. The festival is part of Parkside's Accent on Enrichment series. ,.Festival highlights include: - A free public concert by the Parkside Contemporary Players featuring premiere performances of. two works by Farren at 8 p.m. on Friday, Nov" 12, in the Communication Arts Theater; -A concert by the B1ackearth Percussion Group, including a work composed for the group by Farren, at ,8 p.m. on Saturday, November 13, in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets for the Blackearth concert are $1.50 for students and $2 for others and are on sale at the Campus Information Center, Sears in Kenosha, Cook-Gere in Racine and Team Electronics in Elmwood Plaza; -Master classes and workshops November 10 through 12 by Farren and Blackearth, all free and open to the public, in the Communication Arts Bldg. room lOS. The repertoire of the Blackearth Percussion' group draws on new music from around the world as well as works by members of the groupand those written expressly for them by a number of contemporary composers including Farren. They are the only full-time profess ional percussion group in the U.S. The Parkside Contemporary Players directed by August Wegner, himself the composer of a number of published contemporary works, will give the premiere performance of Farren's "Magnum Haereditatis Mysterium" for ten musicians, commissioned by the Parkside . Lecture and Fine Arts Committee. The concert also will premiere Farren's "Eden Among Us" for computer, realized at the Experimental to1usic Studio at MIT. Also programmed are Farren's "Music for Clarinet and Piano" and "da," a Farren work. for eight hands at one piano, as well as several works by other composers. Their program at Parkside will Include "Musica Tridentina" written for the group by Farren and "Bob's Plain Bobs, to composed for them by Robert Morris, as well as works by Lou Harrison, Richard Hoffman, Bowers, James Tenny and William Russell. Farren discussing music theory from 8 a.m. to noon on Nov_ 10, his music and experiences as a composer at 3 p.m. on Nov. 11, and new music and its notation from 8 a.m, to noon on Nov. 12: I Onc 'Sweet. IDrealO' ~.!~~ · ~"~-~:.-. !~\#t~.-,,-,~ \'l,! •.t I _. .~. r !f~. • " ' ........ "1:- • • ~::Y'..:;..,..,. • = This Coupon is = I • worth 50c on all • • items listed below .• • Good thru November. • only! One Coupon • • per customer per • .• purchase. Happy • • Holidays. Remember .• • we never close. • ,.._...••, DOWNTOWN ~IO Seventh Avenue 654·3578 WEST 3910 Seventy Fifth Street 694·2404 , .... eXhlblt and Sale of • Oriental Art A bl~Fla,lf oj OnginaL gapanej(J,) Chi I'leje, Jnd,ta 11) Trhetan atld J{epalcje ArtNov. 15 10 a.m. - 5p.m. Next to Bookstore ~at'e:: Time.: ~ta.ce:: COUft~J oj William Sh1rleJ FineAr~~J11C- ~ox 1)71) mihv. ;WjjC~.~?ZOl , - THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 10, 1976 3 Part 1: Student government survey Senators express opinions by Chris Clausen Senator Meyer said. "People come here and then go home leaving one ·sweet Recently student government has been plagued by a series of resignations and a lack of turn out to fill those vacancies. Last week, in separate interviews, Senators Mary Arnold, Chris Meyer, and former Senator Robert Foght gave ,.their views on student government in general student apathy, a~d President Bowden's administratiop. "Student government is a necessary function of any university to pro~ect student's rights," said former President Protempore Robert Foght. "It's our responsibility to handle the problems students have with Parkside and its administrators," he said. "When a student gets screwed bv the Parkside Administration, he feels like he's all alone and can't f1ght back," Senator Mary Arnold stated. "When he joins with others he has the power to . get things changed. Th~t's what PSGA is all about," the Senator said. Senator Arnold continued, "PSGA has the knowledge of how to fight the administration and with the power of a united student body they can. Even if just one student has a problem we're the best way to help him solve their problems with the administration." "Student apathy at UW-P is high, but it is not as bad as it is in the rest of the nation. Student governments all over the country are closing," stated Foght. the school and their involvement with it behind. At other schools the school is the major part of student life. Here, well, it isn't." The adult population cannot relate the PSGA and student life in general. They don't look to UW-P to provide anything but an education and possibly a degree. Outside of that they aren't involved," she said. "Kiyoko Bowden has put in a tremendous effort in PSGA, but she and the Senate can't be expected to do everything," said Senator Meyer. "Kiyoko has done a good job as president but she hasn't has the time to get the promises she made fulfilled," said Foght. "The lack of participation has slowed things down and the necessary positions haven't been filled." Foght continued. "Consequently Kiyoko has had to create executive committees to get things done. I trust Kiyoko but don't like executive committees especially when they overlap with committees that the Senate has set up." "There are bad feelings between some members of the Senate and Kiyoko over the setting up of executive committees parallel to the Senate but she almost had to due to a lack of student participation. All and all I think she does an excellent job while carrying 17 credits," said Foght. I Dream ,.!!~ • ,,~-c,. - • Music festival this-week • f; t.L~- ,,,':" ' • • i~'. 'I' • • . I • • I •• , • . . ·,. '..( ..... . ~- -• Contemporary music will be the focal point of a festival at Parkside November 10 through 13. Visiting artists will be the Blackearth Percussion Group and visiting composer will be Prof. Martin Farren of Massachusettes Institute of Technology. The festival is part of Parkside's Accent on Enrichment series. , Festival highlights include: - A free public concert by the Parkside Contemporary Players featuring premiere performances of . two works by Farren at 8 p.m. on Friday, Nov. 12, in the Communication Arts Theater; -A concert by the Blackearth Percussion Group, includine: a ,,,. work composed for the group by Farren, at 8 p.m. on Saturday, November 13, in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets for the Blackearth concert are $1.50 for students and $2 for others and are on sale at the Campus Information Center, Sears in Kenosha, Cook-Gere in Racine and Team Electronics in Elmwood Plaza; -Master classes and workshops November 10 through 12 by Farren and Blackearth, all free and open to the public, in the Communication Arts Bldg. room 105. The repertoire of the Blackearth Percussion· group draws on new music from around the world as well as works by members of the group· and those written expressly for them by a number of contemporary composers including Farren. They are the only full-time profess ional percussion group in the u .S. The Parkside Contemporary Players dir_ected by August Wegner, himself the composer of a number of published contemporary works, will give the premiere performance of Farren's "Magnum Haereditatis Mysterium" for ten musicians, commissioned by the Parkside Lecture and Fine Arts Committee. The concert also will premiere Farren's "Eden Among Us" for computer, realized at the Experimental ~usic Studio at MIT. Also programmed are Farren's "Music for Clarinet and Piano" and "da," a Farren work for eight hands at one piano, as well as several works by other composers. Their program at Parkside will mclude " Musica Tridentina" written for the group by Farren and "Bob's Plain Bobs," composed for them by Robert Morris, as well as works by Lou Harrison, Richard Hoffman, Bowers, James Tenny and William Russell. Farren discussing music theory from 8 a.m. to noon on Nov. 10, his music and experiences as a composer at 3 p.m. on Nov. 11, and new music and its notation from 8 a.m. to noon on Nov. 12: • ~ ~ 11 - · - - • • a Thi Coupon is • a • worth 50c on all a • items listed below. a a Good thru November a a only! One Coupon a a per customer per a · a purchase. Happy • • Holidays. Remember. • a we never close. • I, ..•....•• , 0O\.\'NTOWN 5010 e,enth Avenue 654-3578 WEST 3910 event Fifth Street 694-2404 Gxh1b1t and Sa le of • Oriental Art A bt~pla __ y ~f Original gapaneJe) Chi neje, and,1a n, Trhetan ar1cl J{epaleJe Art- .D a-re:: Nov. 15 Zime.:: 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. } lace:: Next to Bookstore Court~ ':f W'illiam Skirley Hne Art-~ Jric, box 1;71, m1lw Wijc .. _5:,2.01 4 THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 10, 1976. Prof. to speak on computer map~ One of two University of Illinois professors responsible for a beeak-through in use of computer computation in higher mathematics, Prof. Wolfgang Haken, will speak in the mathematics lecture series at the University of Wisconsin·Parkside at 4 p.m, on Thursday, Nov. 11,in Classroom Bldg. Room 107,' For more than a century, mathematicians puzzled over the conjecture of a London graduate student, the so-called four-color conjecture which states that no more than four colors are needed to shade any map so that no two adjoining countries are the same color. The-expertence of map-makers throughout the years have supported the four-color theory, but mathematicians have never beenable to prove it for all cases. Last year, Haken and his colleague Kenneth Appel finally provided the conjecture accurate with the aid of a computer. Proof of the conjecture has heen hailed as a major breakthrough in the use of computers to solve fundamental questions in higher mathematics. Prior to the work by Haken and Appel, 'many mathematicians had relegated computers to tedious, rote tasks such as tracking space craft, . which involve no new principals. To establish proof of the conjecture, Haken and Appel con, verted the different possible maps into a series of dots and lines each containing at least one of the 1,936 possible basic forms they had identified. They thenfed the forms into a computer, which reported 1,200 hours later that each of the forms-could indeed be made with only four colors. At that point, the four color conjecture turned form theory to fact, and was announced by Haken and Appel in September's American Mathematics Society "Bulletin." Haken's talk will be preceeded by a coffee at 3:30 p.m. in Classroom Bldg. Room Ill. PARAPHERNALIA SQUARE THE MINI-MALL 5531 6TH AVENUE All j-on-one Yo! price with this coupon at T-shirt Shop LEE SAUSAGE SHOP Home of the Suhmarine Sandwich OPEN8 A.M. TIL 10:30 P.M. 2615 Washington lINe, 6S4-237S FREE DELIVER Y . I Member Parksfde 200 National Varsity Club 4437 - 22nd A venue Kenosha, Wisconsin Phone 654-0774 Mention this ad! dfofiday 9ai't eNoiJembe't 1:3 q 14 .cA1.emo'tla[ d-/a[f . SAT., NOV. 13 9 A.M. _. 6 P.M. SUN., NOV. 14 11 A.M. - 6 P.M. ADMISSION:50~ : : : : A~.l·~·~ 1U~~~'-7 Editor's note: "Who Are You?" will be a regUlar column in which students.selected at random will be Interviewed to find O\lt their in· terests, background, etc. These are the people we pass by in the balls every day, sit next to in class, ride with on the shuttle bus, but sometimes never have the opportunity to meet. Being interviewed this week is Jim Holt, a Programmer Analyst in the Computer Systems Department at Walker )'danufacturing in Racine. . Two evenings a week Jim attends night courses here at Parkside. Currently, his classes include an algebra class and an English course in science fiction writing. Dressed neatly in suit and tie, Jim exptained that in working full time at Walker's he found it time consuming to rush home and change clothes. "This summer I made a point three times during the summer school to make sure I hurried home and put on some jeans." Now he finds, that even in the relaxed dressing styles displayed at Parkside that what he is wearing is "inconsequential." Parkside offers Jim useful learning experiences, and also a relaxing social atmosphere. He enjoys Parkside not only. because of his subjects, but also because of the people. "I like to meet people and I don't find myself, that often, going out to singles bars and attempting to meet people over a screeching band. As much as I love the music, ~ justfeel that's a difficult way to getto know someone." .Jim's reflections of the student body are that they represent a "variety of inputs and different perspectives." He finds the people at Parkside and their attitudes 'to be very "positive." In midterm of our conversation, it was discovered that it was Jim's birthday. In asking Jim if he had any regrets about becoming 28, Jim stated, "I enjoy my age, mostly hecause of the time I've had to 'enjoy experiences and then relate to them. Those experiences help reflect future decisions." Jim enjoys music, and has attended some of Parkside's musical presentations. He enjoys piano, and has played from the age of four. Other interests are divided among physical fitness and cooking. Jim frequently walks to work, not only to keep active.but to appreciate the scenery. As far as cooking is concerned, Jim finds it enjoyable to have a group of friends over for dinner, each guest contributing to the dinner by helping in the preparation of the meal. "As long as the time is there it's fun, just as long as you're not rushed," he said. - Jim has been attending Parkside for three years and is majoring in husiness management. When asked if he had any complaints about Parkside he disclosed one: only that he wished he had more time to spend here. .• Saves gas (up to 25%) • Saves wear • Saves maintenance (25,OOO-mile 011change) • Eases SUb-zero starts (-60·F~ pour point) <$pon~o'l.£d by Ju.nio, <Women'~ Clu.b 0{ cRa.dne • Saves 011 RICK BENTSON :' : :: yourAMS/OILd •• ter , .639-4067 ==============~~::::;;;;;'::::;;;;;.~~_-=~~~~__1 -, by Debbie Sharpe Poet Janet Beeler will present a workshop and reading, both open and free to the. public, at Parkside on Thursday, Nov. 18. The workshop will be held from 4 to 5. p.m. in Wyllie LibraryLearning Center Room 0-174, just off lower level Main Place and the reading will be in the Library Overlook Lounge on level LaFollette • • raps mInIDg • cornparues by Bruce Wagner Major mining companies have heen using shady tactics to gain land in northern Wisconsin, according to Douglas La Follette, Wisconsin's secretary of state anda former Parkside professor of chemistry, who spoke to students on behalf of Parkside's earth science club. , He cited examples of Forest Cuunty and Rusk County, where Kennecott Ming and Exxon have heen leasing and purchasing land for mining. LaFollette called for a moratorium on consumption of these materials. He felt that there is little' need for copper currently and that the people in those 14 counties :should have waited before committing their land. The legislatures on both the state and federal levels have done Ifttle to control these big companies. President Ford had vetoed two strip-mining bills, the last of which Laf'ollette. called compromised but somewhat . effective. LaFollette stated that the people should get more money out of the mining projects. Currently, mining projects mean approximately $5 million in revenue to the state and the local governments. Unfortunately, any employment possibilities are minimal since little job openings are filled with local people. . The local governments are heing manhandled by companies like Kennecott and Exxon by asking that lease details be kept secret, according to LaFollette. The Department of· Natural Resources and the State Lands Cummission have been victims of this in the past, according to the Secretary of State, until recently when LaFollette disclosed the terms of an agreement being considered by the commission . He stated that the destruction of the environment up north can he halted. The people can cut down on consumption of materials, such as copper. Recycling can be used to make those old toasters come alive, since a lot of the wire can be remelted to a usable form. two at 8 p.m. Beeler's recent work has been published in American Poetry Review, Anteus and Esqurie. She currently is translating women's poetry of the medieval period in France and Provence. Additional information on the series is available from Carol Lee Saffioti or Carole Vopat, both of the Parkside Enlllish faculty. 4 THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 10, 1976 . Prof. to Speak on computer map~ One of two University of Illinois professors responsible for a break-through in use of computer computation in higher mathematics, Prof. Wolfgang Haken, will speak in the mathematics lecture series at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside at 4 p.m. on Thursday, Nov. 11, in Classroom Bldg. Room 107. For more than a century, mathematicians puzzled over the conjecture of a London graduate student, the so-called four-color conjecture which states that no more than four colors are needed to shade any map so that no two adjoining countries are the same color. The·experience of map-makers throughout the years have· supported the four-co1or theory, but mathematicians have never been·able to prove it for all cases. Last year, Haken and his colleague Kenneth Appel finally provided the conjecture accurate with the aid of a computer. Proof of the conjecture has been hailed as a major breakthrough in the use of computers to solve fundamental questions in higher mathematics. Prior to the work by Haken and Appel, ·many mathematicians had relegated computers to tedious, rote tasks such as tracking space craft, which involve no new principals. To establish proof of the conjecture, Haken and Appel converted the different possible maps into a series of dots and lines each containing at least one of the 1,936 possible basic forms they had identified. They then·fed the forms into a computer, which reported 1,200 hours later that each of the forms could indeed be made with only four colors. At that point, the four color conjecture turned form theory to fact, and was announced by Haken and Appel in September's American Mathematics Society "Bulletin." Haken's talk will be preceeded by a coffee at 3:30 p.m. in Classroom Bldg. Room 111. PARAPHERNALIA SCJUARE THE MINI-MALL 5531 6TH AVENUE All iron-ons ½ price with this coupon at T-shirt Shop LEE SAUSAGE SHOP Home of the Suhmarine Sandwich OPEN B A.M. TIL 10:30 P .M. 2615 Washington /we. 634-2373 FREE DELIVERY . ' M ember Parkside 200 National Varsity Club • 443~ - 22~d Avenue Kenosha , '~~ / W1scons1n Phone 6_54-0774 Mention this ad! d-fofiday 9ai't cNovembe't 13 q 14 -o11.emo'tiaf d-f a[{ ' SAT., NOV. 13 SUN., NOV. 14 9 A.M. . 6 P.M. 11 A.M. - 6 P.M. ADMISSION: soc <Wome n 1 :1. 1(1'6 ,i,ie ~'"m? Editor's note: ''Who Are You?" will be a regular column in which students selected at random will be interviewed to find 01,1t their interests, background, etc. These are the people we pass by in the halls every day, sit next to in class, ride with on the shuttle bus, but sometimes never have the opportunity to meet. by Debbie Sharpe Being interviewed this week is Jim Holt, a Programmer Analyst in the Computer Systems Department at Walker Manufacturing in Racine. _ Two evenings a week Jim attends night courses here at Parkside. Currently, his classes include an algebra class and an English course in science fiction writing. I>ressed neatly in suit and tie, Jim explained that in working full time at Walker's he found it time consuming to rush home and change clothes. "This summer I made a point three times during the sw:nmer school to make sure I hurried home and put on some jeans." Now he finds, that even in the relaxed dressing styles displayed at Parkside that what he is wearing is " inconsequential." Parkside offers Jim useful learning experiences, and also a relaxing social atmosphere. He enjoys Parkside not only.because of his subjects, but also because of the people. " I like to meet people and I don't find myself, that often, going out to singles bars and attempting to meet people over a screeching band. As much as I love the music, I justfeel that's a difficult way to get to know someone." ..Jim's reflections of the student body are that they represent a "variety of inputs and different perspectives." He finds the people at Parkside and their attitudes to be very "positive." In midterm of our conversation, it was discovered that it was Jim's birthday. In asking Jim if he had any regrets about becoming 28, Jim stated, "I enjoy my age, mostly because of the time I've had to enjoy experiences and then relate to them. Those experiences help reflect future decisions." Jim enjoys music, and has attended some of Parkside's musical presentations. He enjoys piano, and has played from the age of four. Other interests are divided among physical fitness and cooking. Jim frequently walks to work, not only to keep active; but to appreciate the scenery. As far as cooking is concerned, Jim finds it enjoyable to have a group of friends over for dinner, each guest contributing to the dinner by helping in the preparation of the meal. "As long ~s the time is there it's fun, just as long as you're not rushed," he said. Jim has been attending Parkside for three years and is majoring in business management. When asked if he had any complaints about Parkside he disclosed one: only that he wished he had more time to spend here. LaFollette • • raps m1n1ng • companies by Bruce Wagner Major mining companies have been using shady tactics to gain land in northern Wisconsin, according to Douglas La Follette, Wisconsin's secretary of state and a former Parkside professor · of chemistry, who spoke to students on behalf of Parkside's earth science club . . He cited examples of Forest County and Rus~ County, where Kennecott Ming and Exxon have been leasing and purchasing land for mining. LaFollette called for a moratorium on consumption of these materfals: He felt that there is little · need for copper currently and that the people in those I4 counties should have waited before committing their land. The legislatures ori both the state and federal levels have done lfttle to control these big companies. President Ford had vetoed two strip-mining bills, the last of which LaFollette called compromised but somewhat effective. LaFollette stated that the people should get more money out of the mining projects. Currently, mining projects mean approximately $5 million in • revenue to the state and the local governments. Unfortunately, any employment possibilities are minimal since little job openings are filled with local people. The local governments are being manhandled by companies like Kennecott and Exxon by asking that lease details be kept secret, according to LaFollette. The Department of . Natural Resources and the State Lands Commission have been victims of this in.the past, according to the Secretary of State, until recently when LaFollette disclosed the terms of an agreement being considered by the commission. He stated that the destruction of the environment up north can be halted. The people can cut down on consumption of materials, such as copper. Recycling can be used to make those old toaster~ come alive, since a lot of the wire can be remelted to a usable form. Poet to read :I .. '• f Poet Janet Beeler will present a workshop and reading, both open and free to the public, at Parkside on Thursday, Nov. 18. The workshop will be held from 4 to 5_ p.m. in Wyllie LibraryLearning Center Room D-174, just off lower level Main Place and the reading will be in th; Library Overlook 1',ounge on level · two at 8 p.m. Beeler's recent work has been published in American Poetry Review, Anteus and Esqurie. She currently is translating women's poetry of the medieval period in France and Provence. Additional information on the series is available from Carol Lee Saffioti or Carole Vopat, both of the Parkside English faculty. · •Saves gas (up to 25%) • Saves wear • Saves maintenance (25,000-mile oil ch~nge) • Eases sub-zero starts (-60°F. pour point) • saves oil RICK BENTSON your AMS/OIL dealer . -639-4067 Vaccinations scheduled J'he Campus Health Office has received word' from the Racine and Kenosha Health Departments that the swine flu vaccine for the general public (age 18 and over) will he available at the following clinics: RACINE COUNTY· Sunday, November 14, 10 a.m-s p.m. Dr. John Bryant Center Gateway Technical Institute Ml. Pleasant Town Hall Humble Park Goodland School Labor Center • Caledonia Town Hall East County Highway Building Masonic Temple Veterans' Memorial Building KENOSHA COUNTY· Monday, November 15, _ Sunday, November 21 -------- I I I I I E I f f f I I I I V. I I I • I I I I I E I I I I I I I I I I N I' I· I I I I I I T I I I I I I I I S I I I f t I I L__ ~---.-J Monday, November 15 12 Noon-ll·p.m. Paddock Lake (Christ American Lutheran Church), Local 72 (Kenosha) & Pleasant Prairie Town Hall. Monday, November 15, 10 a.m-s p.m., Somers Town Hall. Tuesday, November 1612Noon-s p.m. Twin Lakes (St. John's Catholic Church) Local 72, Pleasant Prairie & Somers. Wednesday, November 17, 12 Noon-a p.m., Twin Lake's, Paddock Lake, Sl. Mary's Lutheran Church (Kenosha) and Pleasant Prairie. Thursday, November 18,12 Noon-a p.m., Local 72, Pleasant Prairie & Sl. Mary's Lutheran Church. Friday, November 19 12 Noon-a p.m., Paddock Lake, Local 72, Sl. Mary's Lutheran Church & Pleasant Prairie. Sunday., November 21, 12 Noon - 5 p.m., Twin Lakes, Local 72, Somers & Pleasant Pr'air-io At this time it has not been determined whether Parkside will be provided with the swine flu vaccine for a campus clinic. Wednesday, Nov. 10 Martin Farren discusses music theory from 8 a.m. to 12 noon in CA 105. Movie, "The Passenger," plays at 2:30 and 7:30 p.m, in the Union Cinema. Admission is $1.00. Thursday, Nov. 11 Movie, "Hearts of the West," plays at 2:30 to 7:30 p.m. in Union Cinema. Admission is $1.00. Martin Farren discusses his music and experiences as a composer at 3 p.m. in CA-105. Lecture, "On the Four Color Problem," by Professor W. Haken, University of Illinois Dept. of Mathematic; at4 p.m. in CL 107. Concert, Harry Chapin performs at 8 p.m. in the Phy. Ed. Bldg. Tickets in advance are $3.00for students, $4.00 for others at the Info Kiosk, and will be $5.00 at the door. Friday, Nov. 12 Martin Farren discusses new music and its notation from 8 a.m. to 12 noon in CA 105. Debate and Forensics Association meets at 12in WLLC 295and I: 30in CA 233. Ufe Science seminar, "The Behavior of Cranes." by George Archibald, Director of Research and Propagation, International Crane Foundation, from 2to 4 p.m. in CL 105. Movie, "Heart of the West," plays at 7 and 9:15 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is is $1.00. Telecable program, "An Inside Look" is hosted by Prof. Paul Kleine at 7 p.m. on Channel 8. Parkside Contemporary Players perform at 8 p.m. in the CAT. Saturday, Nov. 13 Men's cross country NAIA District 14 Championship at 11 a.m. at Parkside. Concert, Blackearth Percussion Group performs at8 p.m. in the CAT. Tickets at $1.50 for students and $2.00 for others at the Info Kiosk. . Sunday, Nov. 14 Wargamers Club meets from I to 6 p.m. in CL 140. Multi-media slide show, "Pilgrimage to Valley Forge," begins at 3 p.m, in the Union Cinema. Admission is $1.00for students and senior citizens, $2.00for others. Sponsored by the Parkside Law Club. Concert, Parkside Orchestra performs at3:30 p.m. in the CAT. Movie, "Hearts of the West," plays at 7: 30p.m, in the Union Theatre. Admission is $1.00. _ All events must be submitted to the Ranger before Wednesday of the . week before publication. THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 10, 19765 Applications now being accepted for Ranger Editor for Spring Semester RESUMES MUST BE TURNED IN TO DON KOPRIVA, 288 Tallent Hall by Nov. 11th • Salaried position demanding at least 2O.X) hours a week • Experience in journalism necessary • Applicants will be advised of interview time and ploce HOURS: Monday - Thursday 9 . 5 Friday 9 - 8 Saturday 9 - 1 Student Discount Largest Selection of Fashionable Frames in South Eastern Wisconsin Lenses Duplicated Ph,ysician Prescriptions Filled 50 % Off 2nd Pair! CARE TO LEARN THE FACTS OF LIFE? so:nbeG'S OPTICAL BOUTIQUE 552-7610 4425 TAYLOR Onl'y Ten minutes From Kenosha!! Typing done efficiently and professionally in my home. Reasonable rates. 657-6068. FOR SALE: Grey, white, and orange Persian rug. 6'8" x 3'4". 5350. 552-9391 after 5 p.m. WILL DO any kind of typing at reasonable rates. For information. call 652·3)73. Classified Need ride from south side of Milwaukee. Will pay for '/2 of gas. Call 762-6231. Ask for Carol. WANTED: A female Siamese Kitten between 5 . 9 weeks old. Would be assured of having an excellent home, with tors 01 love, care, and attention. Please call 637·1521. Wanted as soon as possible. 1974 PONTIAC SPRING a-speed Metallic Blue, red bu-ckefs, Rally wheels, AM·FM, FM stereo, 8-Track $2195. 634-0876. On Spring, West of 31 In Green Ridge Plozo 632-6151 FOR SALE: Marantz 2015 receiver, Jensen model 4 speakers, 1 year old, S3OO.Phone 634· 8655. mos. s TUES. SPAGHETTI HQ5 ~erbll'l! ~urt PUa & •• 'TAUIl Specifically, Northwestern Mutual Life. A Quiet Company representative will be on campus Wed.. Nov. 17th to interview men and women interested in learning about the NML life underwriting career. We're big ~ world's largest company specializing in individual life insurance, and among the nation's 40 largest corporations. We're solid - $8 billion of assets; $31.6 billion of life insurance in force, and 119 'Y~<HS of experience. We're growing - $4.6 billion of sales last year. Arrange an interview at your placement office. Persons interested in individuality and compensation commensurate with productivity are especially welcomed. We also have an Internship Program that lets you earn while you learn. • The Quiet Company NORTHWESTERN MUTUAL LIFE· MIlW4l)Kff ~ SUNDAY 0 All YOU \~~ WANT c...y..~ FEAST <:."'\~~~,,\\' INCLUDES sotoo, ltolton C ~\..\' \\~O Breoo ond 0 FREE qASS c.,y..'\ \\ ",\\',0 OF WINE - • Vaccinations scheduled J'he Campus Health Office has received word' from the Racine and Kenosha Health Departments that the swine flu vaccine for the general public (age 18 and over) will be available at the following clinics: Monday, November 15 12 Noon-8 p.m. Paddock Lake ( Christ American Lutheran Church), Local 72 (Kenosha) & Pleasant Prairie Town Hall. Monday, November 15, 10 a.m.~ p.m., Somers Town Hall. Tuesday, November 1612 Noon-8 p.m. Twin Lakes (St. John's Catholic Church) Local 72, Pleasant Prairie & Somers. RACINE COUNTY - Sunday, November 14, 10 a.mAi p.m. Dr. John Bryant Center Gateway Technical Institute Mt. Pleasant Town Hall Humble Park Goodland School Labor Center . Caledonia Town Hall East County Highway Building Masonic Temple Wednesday, November 17, 12 Noon-8 p.m., Twin Lakes, Paddock Lake, St. Mary's Lutheran Church (Kenosha) and Pleasant Prairie. Thursday, November 18, 12 Noon-8 p.m., Local 72, Pleasant Prairie & St. Mary's Lutheran Church. Friday, November 19 12 Noon-8 p.m., Paddock Lake, Local 72, St. Mary's Lutheran Church & Pleasant Prairie. Veterans' Memorial Building . Sunday, November 21, 12 Noon - 5 p.m., Twin Lakes, Local 72, Somers & Pleasant PrairiP KENOSHA COUNTY - Monday, November 15, - Sunday, November 21 At this time it has not been determined whether Parkside will be provided with the swine flu vaccine ~~~~~~~~ for a campus clinic. t t t t t E t t t t t ' . t t Vt t . t t t t t t E t t t t t t t t t t N t. t · t t t t t t T t t t t t t t t s t t t t t t t L~~~~-----~~ Wednesday, Nov. IO Martin Farren discusses music theory from 8 a.m. to 12 noon in CA 105. Movie, "The Passenger," plays at 2:30 and 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is $1.00. Thursday, Nov. 11 Movie, " Hearts of the West," plays a t 2:30 to 7:30 p.m. in Union Cinema. Admission is $1.00. Martin Farren discusses his music and experiences as a composer at 3 p.m. in CA- 105. Lecture, "On the Four Color Problem," by Professor W. Haken, University of Illinois Dept. of Mathematics at 4 p.m. in CL 107. Concert, Harry Chapin performs at 8 p.m. in the Phy. Ed. Bldg. Tickets in advance are $3.00 for students, $4.00 for others at the Info Kiosk, and will be $5.00 at the door. Friday, Nov. 12 Martin Farren discusses new music and its notation from 8 a.m. to 12 noon in CA 105. Debate and Forensics Association meets at 12 in WLLC 295 and 1: 30 in CA 233. Life Science seminar, " The Behavior of Cranes," by George Archibald, Director of Research and Propagation, International Crane Foundation, from 2 to 4 p.m. in CL 105. Movie, "Heart of the West," plays at 7 and 9: 15 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is is $1.00. Telecable program, "An Inside Look" is hosted by Prof. Paul Kleine at 7 p.m. on Channel 8. Parkside Contemporary Players perform at 8 p.m. in the CAT. Saturday, Nov. 13 Men's cross country NAIA District 14 Championship at 11 a.m. at Parkside. Concert, Blackearth Percussion Group performs at 8 p.m. in the CAT. Tickets at $1.50 for students and $2.00 for others at the Info Kiosk. · Sunday, Nov.14 Wargamers Club meets from 1 to 6 p.m. in CL 140. Multi-media slide show, " Pilgrimage to Valley Forge," begins at 3 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is $1.00 for students and senior citizens, $2.00 for others. Sponsored by the Park~ide Law Club. Concert, Parkside Orchestra performs at 3: 30 p.m. in the CAT. Movie, "Hearts of the West," plays at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Theatre. Admission is $1.00. _ All events must be submitted to the Ranger before Wednesday of the week before publication. THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 10, 1976 S Applications now being accepted for Ranger Editor for Spring Semester RESUMES MUST BE TURNED IN TO DON KOPRIVA, 288 Tallent Hall by Nov. 11th • Salaried position demanding at least 20-~ hours a week • Experience in journalism necessary • Applicants will be advised of interview time and place S<Jflbee'S HOURS: OPTICAL BOUTIQUE 552-7610 Monday - Thursday 9 - 5 Friday 9 - 8 Saturday 9 - 1 Student Discount Larqest Selection of Fashionable Frames in South Eostern Wisconsin Le0ses Duplicated Ph_ysicion Prescriptions Filled 50 % Off 2nd Poid • 4425 TAYLOR Only Ten ffiinutes From Kenosho!! Classified Need ride from south side of Milwaukee. Will pay for 11, of gas. Call 762-6231 . Ask for Carol. Typing done efficiently and professionally in m y home. Reasonable rates. 657 -6068. FOR SALE : Gr ey, w hite, and orange Persian rug. 6'8" x 3'A" . S350. 552-9394 after 5 p.m . 1 CARE TO LEARN WANTED: A femal THE FACTS OF LIFE? e Siamese l<itten between 5 . 9 weeks old. Would be assured of having an excellent home, w ith loJs of love, car e, and attention. Please call 637-1521. Wanted as soon as possible. WI LL 00 any k ind of typing at reasonable rates. For information. call 652-3373. 1974 PONTIAC SPRING 3-speed Metallic Blue, red bu-ckets, Rally wheels, AM-FM, FM stereo, 8-Track S2195. 634-0876. FOR SALE : Marantz 20'15 receiver, Jensen model 4 speakers, 1 year old, S300. Phone 634- 8655. SUNDAY 0 moN. & TUES. SPAGHETTI ALL YOU \~'° WANT ~~~ FEAST i1.QS C.""'~"J ~~ INCLUDES: Solod. ltolion C~\:..\°' . ,,.')Jo 8,eod ond o FREE qASS c'<' '\ \\ fr'.~ ._o OF WINE .... On Spring, West of 31 In Green Ridge Plo.zo. 632-6151 ~;erbu'& ,ourt ,ua & RESTAURA Specifically, orthwestern Mutual Life. A Q uiet Company repre entativc> will be on campus Wed., Nov, 17th to interview men and women intere ted in learning about the ML life underwriting career. W e're big - world's la1ge t company specializing in indi idual life insurance, and among the nation's 40 large t corporation . W e're solid - $8 b ill ion of assets; 31.6 bi ll ion of life in urance in iorce. and 119 years of e perience. We're gro\ving - $4.6 bi ll ion of sales last year. 1 Arrange an i~terview at our rlacemen t office. Persons intere ted in individuality and compensation commensurate wi th productivity are especially w elcomed. W e also have an Internship Program that lets you earn while you learn. • The Quiet Company NO RTHWESTER MUTUAL UH · Mil WAUKEE ~ I 6 THE PARKSIDE RANGER November io, 1976 -, Free PI. Delivery Club Highview 5035 60th Street Phone: 652·8737 Alit ..... .,1•• C.I.It••• Sp••• IIII. " .... 11. 8." OPEII.4 p.•. to I •.•.. Moon Ught BoWling Saturdays, 8-11 p.m. in the Union Recreation, Center STOP DOWN OR CALL 553-2695 FOR RESERVATIONS .,------------------. • ANHEUSER· BUSCH, INC • ST. lOUIS : · .' •· •/. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • : : : : 1 • • • • · • : : : • • • • • • • • • • : :' / !L _W_h_e_R_Y_O_' u__s'a_y_Budweiser., yoqile said it all! -:. - E. F. Madrigrano--;~--~':"-'----J • j 'Last Friday evening Tom Chapin proved to a half filled Parkside Union Cinema that he is a Chapin of his own. Due to the time and day of the concert the Visage reviewers were unable to submitt their review of Tom prior to the Ranger copy deadline. A review of Tom will . , , appear along with one on his brother Harry next week. . • pnoto by Van Thompson ~I by Bill Barke Ever since my pet rock died last week after mysteriously falling into a cement mixer (1 refuse to even consider suicide), 1 have grown ,bitter and sullen over rocks in general. I have not spoken to one since, and when my overly publicized affair with a nearby stone quarry came to an end, leaving me emotionally exhausted, 1 could not help but wonder how an unreasonably intelligent person like myself became caught in the frenzy of the pet rock phenomenon. More horrid is the notion that in the future, people may choose even more exotic pieces of matter to smother with adulation. In fact, the ultimate object of this perverted lust may have already been introduced. Last month, an arnibitous farmer in Minnesota he was the owner of the perfect cow pie. Found -in his barn, and kept preserved in his Frigidaire, it supposedly has divine powers. When standing near this crusty lump, the farmer states that he falls into a stupor, sees strange visions of flea markets and crop dusting, then passes out. Word went out about the farmer's story, and a f"!:tiJizer company picked it up as an ad campaign' gimmick. The advertisers, to bring up sales, offered a free Holy Heap, as it was coined, to any customer buying a ten pound bag of fertilizer. Last week, the farmer began offering tours, and selling miniatures on key chains to attract the curious. They came in droves. A movie company is now making a documentary on the object, hoping to simulate its origin. A broadway musical based on a new popular song entitled "1 Love What You're Dung to Me" is in the works. Anything can be expected now. A line of jewelry, children's toys, . and underwear will appear, as well as a chain of restaurants with special dishes for discriminating tastes. Scandal will undoubtedly erupt bringing a lawsuit to bear over the rights to the field, the Cow, grass, and the feed. Science will probably spend mi11ions to retard decay in the rectal artifact (and find a cure for constipation in the bargain). The cow will receive a Nobel Prize and go on a world tour, and of' course, wben it is least expected, a jealous bedwetter from Kansas City will assasinate the Heap. Sadly mourned, it will'lay in state in a bed of pete moss before being buried in the lower forty, wrapped in a baggie. The farmer will write his memoirs, which will probably be serialized in this column. Pure Brewed From God's Country. On tap at Union Square iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ..:- __ " ,. 6 THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 10, 1976 PENI Free Pina Delivery Cluh Highview 5035 60th Street Phone: 652-8737 Altt •,n,.,, •• Chltkll, s,11htftl, RHloll, ... , OPEN 4 •·•· to 1 1.11·. Moon Ught Bowling Saturdays, 8-11 p.m. in the Union Recreation . Center STOP DOWN OR CALL 553-2695 FOR RESERVATIONS II photo by Van Thompson ·Last Friday evening Tom Chapin proved to a haµ filled Parkside Union Cinema that he is a Chapin of his own. Due to the time and day of the concert the Visage reviewers were unable to submitt their review of Tom prior to the Ranger copy deadline. A review of Tom will - , appear along with one on his brother Harry next week. ·······································~g ... i]lDQm~~i.~§-(B~ ~ ~ ~' .............................. . • ,..r.11 , ••• •7r•. _,. ••• ,.,.,. ... - ••• ,. by Bill Barke Ever since my pet rock died last week after mysteriously falling into a cement mixer (I refuse to even consider suicide), I have grown .bitter and sullen over rocks in general. I have not spoken to one since, and when my overly publicized affair with a nearby stone quarry came to an end, leaving me emotionally exhausted, I could not help but wonder how an unreasonably intelligent person like myself became caught in the frenzy of the pet rock phenomenon. More horrid is the notion that in the future, people may choose even more exotic pieces of matter to smother with adulation. In fact, the ultimate object of this perverted lust may have already been introduced. Last month, an amibitous farmer in Minnesota he was the owner of the perfect cow pie. Found in his barn, and kept preserved in his Frigidaire, it supposedly has divine powers. When standing near this crusty lump, the farmer states that he falls into a stupor, sees strange visions of flea markets and crop dusting, then passes ciut. Word went out about the farmer's story, and a fe,tilizer company picked it up as an ad campaign· gimmick. The advertisers, to bring up sales, offered a free Holy Heap, as it was coined, to any customer buying a ten pound bag of fertilizer. Last week, the farmer began offering tours, and selling miniatures on key chains to attract the curious. They came in droves. A movie company is now making a documentary on the object, hoping to simulate its origin. A broadway musical based on a new popular song entitled "I Love What You're Dung to Me" is in the works. Anything can be expected now. A line of jewelry, children's toys, . and underwear will appear, as well as a chain of restaurants with special dishes for discriminating tastes. Scandal will undoubtedly erupt bringing a lawsuit to bear over the rights to the field, the cow, grass, and the feed. Science will probably spend millions to retard decay in the rectal artifact ( and find a cure for constipation in the bargain). The cow will receive a Nobel Prize and go on a world tour, and of course, when it is least expected, a jealous bedwetter from Kansas City will assasinate the Heap. Sadly mourned, it will'lay in state in a bed of pete moss before being buried in the lower forty, wrapped in a baggie. The farmer will write his memoirs, which will probably be serialized in this column. Pure Brewed From God's Country . . On tap at Union Square THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 10. 19767 Unwanted pregnancy discussed , Editor's Dote: Ms. Pella is a ceunselor at Planned Parenthood in Kenosha. by Beverly Noble Pella • Saves gas (up to 25%) • Saves wear • Saves maintenance (25,OOO-mlle 011c~ange) • Eases sub-zero starts (-50·F. pour .pOint) • Saves oil RICK BENTSON your AMS/OIL doolor 639-4067 Competition traceptive") Are certain positions better for preventing pregnancy? -No, but certain positions might be better for encouraging pregnancy, such as when the penis is inside the vagina. .can you get pregnant if you don't have an orgasm? Yes. Orgasms are irrelevant to conception. Can you get pregnant the first time you have sex? YES. Two weeks from now, Iwould like to use this column to answer your questions about sex, birth control, Planned Parenthood, or anything rela ted to thes e. Students may write questions on a piece of paper and deposit them in the Ranger box sitting on the desk at the Information KiDsk located • in the lower level of Main Place. Anonymity is assured. The Educational Communications Board of Wisconsin is sponsoring a radio drama script writing competition this winter . Cash awards of $200, '100 and $50, which have been provided by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, will be granted for the top three haH-hour dramas submitted by Wisconsin residents. Scripts must be submitted to ECB by January 31, 1977. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE ANNOUNCES STARTING MONDAY, NOV. 15 lje (@llae <lrnffee. 1Kriugle .Aula iJagtl mabIe Featuring FRESH HOT KRINGLE & ASSORTED BAGELS MAIN CONCOURSE· CLASSROOM BLDG 7:30 . 10:30 A.M. DEEP FRIED' MUSHROOMS EAT 'EM AS A SNACK OR WITH YOUR MEAL FANTASTICIII 65~ UNION DINING ROOM & UNION SQUARE NOVEMBER 11 • 20 fffwcial g;~ on. enWte fftod/ Records, Cossettes, 8-'rrocks, Lowest Prices in RACINE .4ICC(/ 1'·.4Ic l'~.4Ic A1f~", • STEREO'S F0R aorns AND CAR! Hours; 10 to Q dculy 10 to ,5:30 Sot 11 to 5 Sunday Greenrldge Ploza Spong St. & N~umQn Rd West of Highwo.y 31 Telephone 634-2301 REmEmBERI Sound So.vings o.t SOUND GALLERY! THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 10, 1976 7 Unwanted pregnancy discussed Competition Editor's note: Ms. Pella is a counselor at Planned Parenthood in Kenosha. by Beverly Noble Pella In past articles I have discussed female orgasm. There ~ another problem that females, and males deal with very often, and that is the myths that surround possible pregnancy. So far this year I have seen over 400 women for pregnancy testing, and more than 90 percent of them did not want to be.pregnant. Most of them were not using any method of contraception. Some were using very poor methods. A few were using good methods of birth control, but some had misused them. , What are the reasons for this obvious denial of the facts of life? They are numero~d varied. Here are some examples: 1) It won't happen to me. NO COMMENT. 2) We didn't do it very often (or only once). · Answer: Russian Roulette. 3) He always pulled out in time. Answer: Useless. Withdrawal is based on the idea that if the male doesn't ejaculate inside the woman, she can't get pregnant. Problem: every male has secretions that come out prior to ejaculation and these secretions contain sperm, and in fact may contain a higher concentration of sperm. Withdrawal is usually too late. 4) We only did it during my safe time. Answer: The rhythm method is a lot more than just guesswork. It takes six to twelve months of record keeping, following specific instructions to figure out your rhythm method. And even if properly done, our bodies are not always so predictable.Some people may even produce an egg during menstruation. It is not common, but people have gotten pregnant during their period.Some people might produce an egg twice during once cycle. Sperm can live up to 3 days so you could have intercourse one ~Y and get pregnant two days later. Unfortunately our cycles are also easily affected by such things as illness, travelU1g and stress. . 5) I didn't think I could get birth control withol!t my parents finding out. Answer: You can. The services of Planned Parenthood are very confidential, and so,are those of many private doctors. 6) We didn't plan it, it just happened. Answer: That is a complete denial of your self as a human being with sexual desires and needs. It is a fact that mqst single women have been having intercouse .for three months or more before they seek contraception. That "happening" has been planned in your head for a long time. While you might not have known exactly when it would happen, it is irresponsible to say you didn't even know that it might. Which is going to hurt you more in the long run? Saying that you ~ant to be sexually active and want to be responsible for your actions? Or denying your sexuality and eventually getting pregnant? Seems to me that the first choice shows a lot more maturity and caring for one's self as well as the other oeoole involved. 7) I knew that if I got pregnant I could get an abortion. Answer: Maybe you can get an abortion, both safely and legally, but no one is going to give you one for free. They cost anywhere from $150 to $450 or more. And why on earth would you want to put yourself through a surgical procedure. involving anesthesia, when it could have prevented with a lot less expense? . Every method of birth control available is safer than a pregnancy 1s to your body. That shoots down the old argument that you didn't want to use the pill because of the risks, and besides, there are other effective methods available to you. 8) But I douched right after it. , . Answer: Douching is not a method of birth control. If anything, douching pushes the sperm upwards and gets them there faster. 9) (in tears) But we didn't really do it, he just came outside of me. Answer: Those little sperm are very good sw~ers, and if they are put near the vaginal opening, they may swim on in. 10) I thought it would be OK, I only missed one pill. Answer: If you miss a pill for more than 24 hours, your hormone level coUld drop low enough for you to release an egg, and you could get pregnant. . And here are some of the frequently asked questions about pregnancy: What are the most effective methods of birth control? No. 1 abstinence (not having intercours~) No. 2. steruization (male vasectomy, female -tubal ligation) No. 3 oral contraception (the pill) ,, No. 4 the IUD (intra-ut<'rine device) No. 5 the diaphragm (with a contracepti:ve cream) . No. 6 condoms ( when used with foam, almost as good as the pill) No. 7 rhythm, foam, creams, jellie (must be labeled "con- • Saves gas (up to 25%) • Saves wear • Saves maintenance (25,000-mile oil c~ange) • Eases sub-zero starts (-60°F. pour .pomt) • saves oil RICK BENTSON your AMS/OIL dealer 639-4067 traceptive'') , The Educational ComAre certain positions better for preventing pregnancy? -No, but certain positions might be better for encouraging pregnancy, such as when the penis is inside the vagina . munications Board of Wisconsin is sponsoring a radio drama script writing competition this winter. ·Can you get pregnant if you don't have an orgasm? Yes. Orgasms are irrelevant to conception. Can you get pregnant the first time you have sex? YES. Two weeks from now, I would like to use this column to answer your questions about sex, birth control, Planned Parenthood, or anything related to these . Students may write questions on a piece of paper and deposit them in the Ranger box sitting on the desk at the Information Kiosk located in the lower level of Main Place. Anonymity is assured. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE ANNOUNCES Cash awards of $200, $100 and $50, which have been provided by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, will be granted for the top three half-hour dramas submitted by Wisconsin residents. Scripts must be submitted to ECB by January 31, 1977. STARTING MONDAY, NOV. 15 ft ®lht QLnfftt, 1Kringlt l\nh iBagtl Wable Featuring FRESH HOT KRINGLE & ASSORTED BAGELS MAIN CONCOURSE - CLASSROOM BLDG 7 :30 - 10:30 A.M . DEEP FRIED-MUSHROOMS EAT 'EM AS A SNACK OR WITH YOUR MEAL FANTASTICIII 65~ UNION DINING ROOM & UNION SQUARE NOVEMBER 11 - 20 f7/wcial [!/J~ ~ ~ fJJ/od.l • R.ecords, Cossettes, 8-~:T rocks, Lowest Prices in RACINE - . A1ee<, ,-~Ale ''"Ate Al~AI, STEREO'S FOR HOmE AND CARI REmEmBER! Sound Sovings ot SOUND GALLERY! Hours· 10 to Q da,ly 10 to 5 ,30 Sat. 11 to 5 SuAdoy Greenridge Plozo Sp,,ng St & eumo" Rd West of H,ghwoy 31 Telephone 634-230 l 8 THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 10, 1976 -"i • ).Soccer 'team WIns .._.-------- / I I tfeLEADER~ DOWNTOWN/KENOSHA - for men a~d ELMWOOD PLAZA/RACINE - for men women 1\ 1\ ~ '\ ,/, / ~ 'j ~ 'I '/ One of the Mi •• est's Most Complete. SPORTING' GOODS DEALERS ",,,,, II FREE ""11l1 niilNf}I1, ~ [}arID!F1ir§ !:~~'fj'~rFl 14TH. AVENUE AT 62ND. STREET KENOSHA. WISCONSIN 53140 WiN ..... The Album of Your Choice. liP Have You Turned Us on Lately? by Jean Tenula . Parkside will meet Minnesota's representative in the National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics regional tournament over the weekend, after they won the . District 14 Championships Saturday. The Rangers beat UWPlatteville, 4-0. Platteville had gotten past Lakeland Friday in the 'first round. "We totally dominated the game. I can't say enough about the team's performance. They knew wbat they had to do and were just outstanding," said Coach Hal Henderson. Parkside outshot Platteville 38-' 6 and Platteville made only two shots in the whole first half. The score could have been more lopsided with the- efforts of Platteville's goalie, Jeff Dybdahl, who had 20 saves. Andy Gutierrez started the match off with a corner kick to \ score at 1:09 mark. He was assisted by Jack Landwehr. Niall .Power also scored on a corner kick, with ,3 'pass from Mike Boyajian, . Deech Ismaili scored Parkside's last two goals with assists from Earl' Campbell and Boyajiam. Parkside dropped a 1-0 match to Lake Forest CQllege November 2; which brings thei; record to. 7-&-2.This is the most wins by a Parkside squad and the first lime Parkside had finished over the .500 mark in the regular season. " Runners to host championships by Jean Tenula Parkside will host the NAJA District 14 Championships at 11 a.m. Saturday. Parkside was also the site of the eighth annual U.S. Track and Field Federation Men's MidAmerican and Women's National Cross Country Championships over the weekend. . Over 600 runners participated in 10 different races, including the women's national, which was won by UW-Madison's A team with 17 points. Kim Merrill finished second in the race with Peg Neppel of Iowa Slate winning in 16:39.9 for the three miles. Brenda Webb of Wright Slate was third. The men's. Mid-American was won by Illinois with 30 points. Chicago Track Club, who finished second with 45, has won the meet for the past seven times . Parkside's A team was third with 55 points and Parkside's 3 team. Letters awarded Parkside _Golf Coach Steve Stephens has named seven letterwinners for the 1976 season. Winning letters are as follows: juniors Steve Christensen of Racine (Park) and Mark Kuyawa of Kenosha (Tremper); sophomore Ray Zuzinec of Kenosha (Tremper); and fresh, men Gary Paskiewicz of Kenosba (Bradford), Rick Pedersen of . Racine (Park), Tim Rouse of South Milwaukee (Hamilton). Parkside finished sixth in the recent NAIA District 14 golf tournament, There will be no spring golf season at UW-P. in . 1977 since most state schools have switched to the fall schedule. Women's volleyball enters championships the PaJety! GEORGE'S BAR FEATURING. TRIP 2319 - 63rd St. 8:30 p.m , - 12:30 pvm , SAT., NOV. 13th The Ranger women's volleyball team will enter tournament competition at the WWIAC Championships Friday and Saturday. Parkside defeated Illinois Wesleyan last Friday 15-9, 15-6 from - and lost to North Central 6-15, 16- 14"and 7-15 in the double dual. The Rangers met Illinois State and Northern Illinois at DeKalb, 'Illinois Saturday and hosted Chicago State, Lewis and Carthage Tuesday evening. . over , to was sixth with 148. Bruce Fischer of the Chicago Track Club won the meet in 25 minutes, 20.2 seconds, followed by Gary Mumaw of Illinois. - Races were also run for boys i8 and under, 15 and under, and 12 and under; for girls 10 and under and 11 to 13; National Vets, men and women; and Men's National Masters. Chuck Bradley of the Kenosha Lakeshore Olympians won the National Vets in 16:16.9 for the three miles. Swim team to·compete The women's swim team will compete in the WWJAC Championships at UW-Whitewater Friday at 2 p.m, and Saturday at 10 a.m. The Rangers will be led by Mary Beth Leitch, who set two new school records and won two firsts in the team's last dual meet against Whitewater last Friday. Parkside lost to' the visiting . Warhawks, 86-28. Leitch took firsts in the '100 back with a record-breaking time of 1: 16.37and the 50 back in 34.869 seconds to set the new record. , 8 THE PARKSIDE RANGER November 10, 1976 I I I ~ . j · Soccer learn wins -- by Jean Tenuta Parkside will meet Minnesota's representative in the National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics regional tournament over the weekend, after they won the District 14 Championships Saturday. · The Rangers beat UWPlatteville, 4-0. Platteville had gotten past Lakeland Friday in the ·first round. "We totally dominated the game. I can't say enough ;ibout the team's performance. They knew what they had to do and were just outstanding," said Coach Hal Henderson. Parkside outshot Platteville 38-' 6 and Platteville made only two shots in the whole first half. · The score could have been mor.e lopsided with the- efforts of Platteville's goalie, Jeff Dybdahl, who had 20 saves. Andy Gutierrez started the match off with a corner kick to score at 1:09 mark. He was assisted by J~ck u~dwehr. Niall Power also scored on a corner kick, with a pass from Mike Boy_ajian. · ' Deech Ismaili scored Parkside's last two goals with assists from Earl Campbell and Boyajiam. Parkside dropped a 1-0 match to Lake Forest Cqlleg_e, November 2; which brings their record to 7-6-2. This is the most wins by a Parkside squad and the first time Parkside had finished over the .500 mark in the regular season. .......... ... , .. , .... ~. ,,. . .,,, .. Runners to host cha1npionships tieLEADER~ by Jean Tenuta Parkside will host the NAIA District 14 Championships at 11 a.m. Saturday. Parkside was also the site of the eighth annual U.S. Track and Field Federation Men's MidAmerican and Women's National Cross Country Championships DOWNTOWN/KENOSHA - for men a~d women over the weekend. won by UW-Madison's A team with 17 points. Kim Merritt finished second in the race with Peg Neppel of Iowa State winning in 16:39.9 for the three miles. Brenda Webb of Wright State was third. was sixth with 148. Bruce Fischer of the Chicago Track Club won the meet in 25 minutes, 20.2 seconds, followed by Gary Mumaw of Illinois. . ELMWOOD PLAZA/RACINE - for men Over 600 runners participated -----------------------.J in 10 different races, including th_e women's national, which was The men's. Mid-American was won by Illinois with 30 points. Chicago Track Club, who finished second with 45, has won the meet for the past seven times. Parkside'sA team was third with 55 points and Parkside's 3 team Races were also run for boys 18 and under, 15 and under, and 12 and under; for girls 10 and under and 11 to 13; National Vets, men and women; and Men's National Masters. Chuck Bradley of the Kenosha Lakeshore Olympians won the National Vets in 16 :'16.9 for the three miles. One of the Midwest's Most Complete. SPORTING· GOODS DEALERS Pl,111f ol FREE P•rkl111 fftllWtln· ~f}aml$1ir§ ~~\M,r~~ WIN ..... The Album of Your Choice. 95. llP Have You Turned Us on Lately? Letters awarded Parkside Golf Coach Steve Stephens has named seven letterwinners for the 1976 season. Winning letters are as follows: juniors Steve Christensen of Racine (Park) and Mark Kuyawa of Kenosha (Tremper); sophomore Ray Zuzinec of Kenosha (Tremper) ; and freshmen Gary Paskiewicz of Kenosha (Bradford), Rick Pedersen of Racine (Park), Tim Rouse of South Milwaukee (Hamilton). Parkside finished sixth in the recent NAIA District 14 golf tourname:1t. There will be no spring golf season at UW-P. in 1977 since most state schools have switched to the fall schedule. Women's volleyball ·enters championships The Ranger women's volleyball team will enter tournament competition at the WWIAC Championships Friday and Saturday. Parkside defeated Illinois Wesleyan last Friday 15-9, 15-6 and lost to North Central 6-15, 16- 14,. and 7-15 in the double dual. The Rangers met Illinois State and Northern Illinois at DeKalb, · Illinois Saturday and hosted Chicago State, Lewis and Carthage Tuesday evening. Swim team to compete The women's swim team will compete in the WWIAC Championships at UW-Whitewater Friday at 2 p.m. and Saturday at 10 a .m. The Rangers will be led by Mary Beth Leitch, who set two new school retords and won two firsts in the team's last dual meet against Whitewater last Friday. Parkside lost to the visiting Warhawks, 86-28. Leitch took firsts in the 100 back with a record-breaking time of 1: 16.37 and the 50 back in 34.869 seconds to set the new record. . ~ ~e-w cat 1 . . --~· llt-o~~~ ' o11 over to the Pai-ty ! GEORGE'S BAR FEATURING TRIP 2319 - 63rd St. 8:30 p.m. - 12:30 p .. m. SAT., NOV. 13th Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 5, issue 9, November 10, 1976 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1976-11-10 Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available UW-Parkside Language A language of the resource English affirmative action joseph atwell parkside student government association (PSGA) poetry readings