https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/b11b4a5a9303ae71a3e0b3874d8bb0e3.pdf 56f4bcae9d663abf7f56171e4ad07f12 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. UW-P employees accept state offer Issue Volume 5, issue 2 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document UW·p employees accept state offer by CIuisIopber Cia....... hr.). In the negollaUOIlI and the state made no claim about1adl 01 funds to pay the raiIe u1ted ler by the employees, said France. Instead they told the union members, there Wft1! plenty 01 umemployed people who woll1d be glad to have their Jolla. According to France, the stale also re!used to take the matler to a lact.flnding commitlee er bring In an Independent medlalor. The union members ftI'e left wllb two c!loices; to strike er to accept the state's off .... In an August Ilftb meeting members voted to accept the state's off ... 016 percenl The pay increase must now be approved by the legislature. TheParkside---~- _ RANGER Vol. V. No.2 Wednesday, September 15, 1976 Last June, Icrly UW-Parkslde employees, all members 01 the Amerrcan Federation 01 State County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME) began negotiations In an attempt to obtain their lirst contract with the state. The union represents clerical and olb... sucb employees. At stake has been the employees wages, which union spokeswoman and UW-P employee Mary Lou France said, had not kept pace wilb lbose 01 private industry. The union had been holding out fer a 9 percent (.34 hr. ) r.u.. The state had offered 6 percent (.25 Hustler with a reputation Shirley h by Debbie Bauer . t de Series adds Brico ~ Conduclar Antonia Brico has Portrait 01 the Woman," which -, been added to the list of artists lamiliarized a new generaU ... • participating In the Inaugural with her early succesaes and led I season 01 the Accent on Enrid>- to engagementa to cooduct major • ment subscripU ... series at the orchestras throughout the University of Wisconsin- country. She is currenUy on a , Parkside. European concert lour. She will diree! the combined Fodor Parkaide's arttst-lnKenosha and Racine Symphony residence for the 1975·76 Orchestras with Violinist Eugene academic year, became an In- ! Fodor as solist on May 14, the ternalional celebrity in his early ilnal program in the series. :lOs aller winning the 1m InFodor also will initiate the series ternalional Paganinl CompetIU... with a recitalon sept. 22. in Italy and the 1974 Tchalkowsky photo bV P.J. AnollM Brico spent several days 00 CompetItion in Moecow. campus last April presenting a In addiUon to his concert work public lecture on her career as during the current_, he will one of the lirst women to take the conduct master clalSes, podium before major European seminars and c1lJKa at ParllaIde and American orchestras, and during the year. Already be has worlr.ilC with Pa.-bide muaic visIled area jwIIcr and 6Ofllor studenla. llpoI.-s 01 that ..... t billb 1cllooIa. describe it as "an Instant love Other ............... the lSiIert affair between campus and geries lnc1ude ~ Gm.ple, cooduclor" which resulted in the Roberta Peters, tbe New Invitation to retum to take part 9>akesPeare Company 01 San In tI!e Accent 9n Enrichment Francisco, tbe Milwaukee series. Sympbony directed by Kenneth Brico's resurgent career at 75 Scbermerhorn with Stepben is Inpart a resu1t of the Academy SwediIb aa piano soloist, MIme Award-winninglibn, "Antonia: A Students uulted at Union Square In celebration of Its grand openlDg last Saturday nigbt. Ram Rock "" played to a capacity crowd inlbe Square whlcb had just been completed that day. SIx years ago, a recent widow rented out part 01 her large house to four college girls. The experience was enjoyable lor everyone involved, but had an added benefit for Shirley Sclunerllng. It was the Impetus for a new career. She knew thaf Parkside had only a skeleton of a housing oIflce, so she convinced them that she had the experience and the .know-bow to establisb and operate a successful releral and-counseling service. Since then, ShIrley ~erllng has been Housing Coordinator, a position she describes as "housing and all the problems that go with it." Finding suitable housing is often only a small part 01 the flIllire process. After finding, someone a .place to live, she makes sure they have transportation. Sometimes roommates are incompatable and must be sWitched, or other situations arise which require readjustments. Financial problems arise, or things -in general go wrong. _ Students, faculty, and staff with bousing needs are ~ed by Shirley. She places over a thousand people a year in apartments, houses, and private homes irrKenosha and Racine. Although most of the housing she linds is for students, belping laculty she feels is also 01 benefit to studenta. "They're happy satlafied with their living arrangementa, 10 they are belter teachers" Is Shirley's rational. . Growing up 'in Kenosha and working in her husband's law office lor twenty-two years has proven to be an .... t in her work. By depending upon ber reputation, ("I know everybody") she maintaIns an adequate IUe 01 available housinll· Most of the people who rent to studenta Iuml been doing so for several years, relying ... Shirley to send. them members of the Parkslde community every .. .....year. . She knows many 01 the landlords personally and whllt type of tenant they want; ler ell8lDPle , abe ,would not send a smoker to someone who specifically wants a nonsmoker. Suca;sstul matching of this sort inSures continued ~ and _ satisfaction for both parties. Bllt to lind new .. listings "you have to husUe," said Shirley. At th~ point, more people are I, ',gfer places ~ Kenosha than in Racine, whlcb ~ to be m demand. Kenosha Is mainly industrial, ma1dnll bousing difficult to find since, according to Shirley, "Kids graduate from high school, leave home and either go to school or to work." Racine IS popuJar ts with people !ronl the Milwaukee area, whereas those' from Jllinois prefer Kenosha. There are few landlords who are dissatisfied with the people Shirley places in their homes or apartments. She said that studenta are not disruptive but rather "looking for borne life while in school. ", Shirley Schmerling's office Is located in Tallent Hall, room 115,and is open between 9 and 4:30 p.m. Monday through Friday. ~_".4 .. The Parkside,-------- UW-P einployees RANGER accept sta e off er Vol. V. No. 2 Wednesday, September 1s, 1976 b) Chrl topb r Last Jun • forty -Par de empl())' , all mem rs of th American Fed ration of State County and Municipal Emplo · e (AFS ) began ne o ti in an attempt to obtain their first contract with the state. The union represents clerical and other such employees. At stake has been the employees wages, hich un on spokeswoman and UW-P employee Mary Lou France said, had not ep pace with th of private industry. The union had been holding out for a 9percent (.34 hr.) ral!ie, The state had offered 6 percent ( .25 Series adds Brico Conductor Antonia Brico ha been added to the list of art ts participating in the inaugural season of the Accent on Enrichment ubscription series at the University of \ l con in- " Parkside. She will direct the combined Kenosha and Racine Symphon • Orchestras with Violinist Eugene Students united at Union Square in celebration of its grand opening last Saturday night. Ram Rock ! Fodor as solist on May 14, the final program in the ries. Fodor also will initiate the series with a recital ·on Sept. 22. played to a capacity crowd in the Square which bad just been completed that day. photo by P .J . Anolna Hustler with a reputation Shirley by Debbie Bauer · Six years ago, a recent widow rented out part of her large house to four college girls. The experience was enjoyable for everyone involved, but had an added benefit for Shirley Schmerling. It was the impetus for a new career. She knew thaf Parkside had only a skeleton of a housing office, so she convinced them that she had the experience and the .know-how to establish and operate a successful referal and · counseling service. Since then, Shirley ~chmerling has been Housing Coordinator, a position she describes as "housing and all the problems that go with it." Finding suitable housing is often only a small part of the entire process. After finding someone a .place to live, she makes sure they have transportation. Sometimes roommates are incompatable and must be switched, or other situations arise which require readjustm~nts. Financial problems arise, or things in general go wrong. . Students, faculty, and staff with housing needs are ~ed by Shirley. She places over a thou.sand people a year in apartments, houses, and pnvate homes in Kenosha and Racine. Although most of the housing she finds is for students, helping faculty she feels is also of benefit to !!tudents. "They're happy satisfied with their living arrangements, so they are better teachers " is Shirley's rational. 1 Growing up 'in Kenosha and working in her husband's law office for twenty-two years ~s proven to be an asset in her work. By depending upon her reputation, ("I know ev~rybody") _she maintains an adequate file of available housmg. Most of the people who rent to students have been doing so for several years, relying on Shirley to send. them members of the Parkside community every year. . ll nd She knows many of the landlords persona Y a what type of tenant they want; for example, she would not send a smoker to someone who specifically wants a nonsmokei:. Suc~ful matching of this sort insures continued lis~gs and , satisfaction for both parties. But ~ find new listings, "you have to hustle," said Shrrley. . At this point, more people are 1( ·,g for places~ Kenosha than in Racine, whi~h u~ to be . m demand. Kenosha is mainly indus~ial, IIU_lking ho ing difficult to find since, accordmg to Shirley, .. ;ds graduate from high school, le~ve ?ome and either go to school or to work." Racine is popular t with people from the Milwaukee area, whereas those- from Illinois prefer Kenosha. There are few landlords who are dissatisfied with the people Shirley places in their homes or apartments. She said that students are not disruptive but rather "looking for home life while in school."• Shirley Schmerling's office is located in Tallent Hall, room 115, and is open between 9 and 4:30 p.m. Monday through Friday. Brico spent several day on campus last April presenting a public lecture on her career as one of the first women to take the podium before major European and American orchestras, and p., ... , ....... , ... students. Sponsors of. that event describe it as "an instant love affair between campus and conductor" which resulted in the 4lvitation to return to take part in U!e Accent on Enrichment series. Brico's resurgent career at 75 is in part a result of the Academy Award-winning film, "Antonia: A Portrait of the famili d .th h to=.,·~·"'"'"' --------- ---------- -~ --POLITICAL FQRQM~-~~_~_- ~-------------------- ~~ • • justice prompts questIon . !be Ie of uganda to deal with this type of government? HOW~ a:es that the majority eventually gets its way, and :=:~ow good always predominates over ev~. But the power of and anns poses quite a challenge to prinCiple. How does one money. . Ie as a protection Bgaihst bullets? Some would say God ::::se In !be right, but as¥et, there seemsto have been no holy, interVention in Uganda. .' Working within a governmental system for cha~e l~only effecti~e .me tile system is somewhat just and democratic. How do people m sue: places as Uganda and South Africa elicit ~~nge fr~ a system which was designed to exclude them from deCISIon-making? Violent revolution is seen by some as the means of correcting the injustices of a COlTllPtgovernment. The U.S. is. eurrently ce~ebratlng the bloody 'revolution which gave birth to this country. Simulated .-.adment. of popular battles are Included In the festivities. However violence advocated by some leftist groups, who feel the gow~nt is unjust, is considered destructive and immoral . VIolence is violence; once it starts all principles are thrown aside. One loses track of which side actually started out In the right since they end up looking pretty much the same. However, if you're good at it, violence is pretty effective. But there must be a better solution than lighting Injustice with injustice . Passive resistance is also a means to effect change. Not being well acquainted with this technique, Ifind it hard to debate. Itseems, for • 5 ' ... Iiluallea ID Upnda .... Iell AmID ru1elI however, that this "auld assume some mercy and willingness to listen • cnalaDd...., 11ot.1Jl_ '" l1li Ia__ lUi ..... AIIgUIt S on the part of those in power. It's evident that a government need not .. _ liiio IIatwwe Ualt. olty wbare they kiIIod experience armed resistance in order to retaliate in a violent manner. _ P '. aad , ... ~ buadi _ '" alben III be Imprlaoned. In neW1lPllpel' accounts of that incident in Uganda, no mention was _ • barrl1lIe blood belli .... police 1IUi ..... tile darms made of students ofIering any violent resistance . .. ~_ -'a.1Iocltloa-11IdaI aft _'I tnuta and So, working with the system, violent revolution and passive aoadIco1 tna-..& to the • 'od. resistance all have their drawbacks. Violence, unfortunately, seems to _ I1"fOIIl for tIiIa «1IaD lIIat the otudenta awc-I be the most effective in producing change. It would seem that __ ", ,..pmL M '" ..-aI lit otudenta from Materere development of a democracy would cirCllmvent the need for tactics to ..... oad f. ~ ...=:~ ::e,.:~''Ibe -.rd1 ~e ~.:-ernmenW system. But this is amdeal yet to be realized ------------------- --------------------- - y ~. . I•• G kin, I.n Gu kin···· 2 T PA SIDE A GER 5.... 111..... 15, 191' GER L/OPI 10 - ~IIJI__ ,...... l!lawman, r_Iba Oneto I .-llIa.. aMaIa an adequ.te ' oprinp farm t I$ , ,...1Iea Ibal Ibare Is ao WUmale jaIIIce 1D!b~ ~ pi I'.hb'., oa- tNrld. 11It, «'0 Is ..... to deal wi .......... f l bJ • pGiNi tal 80'6 aunenl I deal .... ... • PI~·i Ibal lbere Is no g8fSIIIeed : ~~~~"'~iD ~...,. ~ baaC jIaIIct wID he dIfJaeduplII - b.-e .. the sillalioll wbare opIalaa (III .. GIlIII1 ha aaId lIIat Ibe ......... race Is aaIlnl1Y fair .. IOOd. ..- .... t ru1It)' Ibon diYerlence bel.-. aDd 1Ice __ wIIat lila c.-'"IbI8 aberralioll, If It f , r t1alaMly obriGaa lIIat peapIe do not act III • fair _ ........ _ ...... wIIb IbilIIIard fact .., aftoriDl jlIItke III __ werlJL .., pi utIom Is Ibal death Is • ... • lsile to __ ,., _!bon II .... ~ 01 , .. lEd IrriVala. I III dIac ' ID the naIiD 01 !be I191III aDd ... - as • III IIljlallct • •pi. WIIIIlIl -)all ID the tna-..& '" the peapIe over ..... !bonIIIlIIl he .... _ whetoh) IbI8 eat! be ( ere are you taking Parkside? ~ftI .. = o .... AlaaGa*la laID l1li __ ,... .tParbIde and be baa • lot .. __ IIiIa III tile face, C. ParbIde atabillJe ita Or tr tr-=baa k._and ....... ~wmthe Ua-. fIJIfIII Ita mala ~ '" JlMDc tile otudenta • place to _I--lnd c1DwII _ '" !be WrIen Ibal face • ta abIa III tire aDd maIt1talD iIlIIre CGIl>- ..... iii the pall' 8IIt the impartatlt ClIII he lUIl'ap ; wID It me to IMw It ba:illItIe jail t edocallea fa<>. .-1Ia;. .. lila nww-na- plan '" • adloaI' I .... III Ib1ak lllat be daa't Ita • Pta. hia ... aDd tell him their opinions of where THEY would like it to go. Write him a letter, Iring .t up m class when your falling asleep from some lecture on the biOsdlem of a OI)1on.Unless you can take an active interest in =,,=,I you're spending a big piece of change on, you shouldn't It'l easy to say that people on newspapers and student councils are egOil !>bing ~lellectualassholes, but you'd be surprised at all the 2.0 students working for these student organizations. It dlleSil't take a 3 0 average to complain. . eat!'Mary Hartman, ~ Hatlman, that new soap opera, is a show you tack":ntc;:'.=,~distance ",:,d not get burned, but the student who sits will . concern hirnself or herself with Parkside dealings be watchlng "You Asked For It" and you'll be getting it too, right • your .... 11Ie ParbIde Racer Is wrIUen IUDIi edt V.velllt, '" ~1D- led by !be .tudent. of lbe edIta1a1 polley aad CGn~~ who are solely responsible for Ita .......... lallve of lheae heid ons eltpt'essed are not necessarily at Parb\de, EdIlGrial and by the .tudeals, faculty or admlalslratloa EDrt'OIt.lN-<:IUEF Jeam:.nsllless 553-ZZll7; New....... m 553-2295. NEWS : eS~ma ........ COORDINATOR: 8nlce Waager .. ~ .. " DEPARTMENTs: - ADMINISTRATION 6: POUcrEs SMI: Dave Bnmdt • : Jobn MeKJ06key EVENTs: Judy Trndruag FEAroRE EDITOR: Debbie Baner =COPY EDITOR: JnIIe Laage EDITOR: Jean TeIlnta BUS~~~~y j. Iweaekl, WIIUam Barke ADVERTIS . Ca!by Brnak PHOTo EDING MANAGER: Joe Landa lI'OR: Van 1b __ E PA SIDE RA GER September 15, t976 / Parkside-------- GER • tice prompts question th 1 of Ug.anda to deal with this type of government? How are e peop e 11 ts ·ts nd One usually asswnes that the maj~rity eventua ~ g: t ~ way, a f that somehow good always predommates over ~v .· 1 uH ~ pod wer o nd arms poses quite a challenge to prmc1p e. ow oes one :";~ciple as a protection {lgainst bullets? Some would say God protects those in the right, but as¥et, there seems to have been no holy intervention in Uganda. . . Working within a governmental system for cha~e 1s only effecti~e he the system is somewhat just and democratic. How do people m w hn laces as Uganda and South Africa elicit change from a system sucp d .. kin? which was designed to exclude them from ects1on-ma g .. Violent revolution is seen by some as the means of correcting the injustices of a corrupt government.1:beU.S. is_ currently ce~ebrating the bloody revolution which gave birth to thts country. Simulated reenactment of popular battles are included in the festivities. However violence advocated by some leftist groups who feel the govemm~nt is unjust, is considered d~tructive and immoral. Violence is violence; once it starts all principles are thrown aside. One loses track of which side actually started out in the right since they end up looking pretty much the same. However, if you're good at it, violence is pretty effective. But there must be a better solution than fighting injustice with injustice. Passive resistance is also a means to effect change. Not being well acquainted with this technique, I find it hard to debate. It seems, however, that this would assume some mercy and willingness to listen on the part of those in power. It's evident that a government need not experience armed resistance in order to retaliate in a violent manner. In newspaper accounts of that incident in Uganda, no mention was made of students offering any violent resistance. So, working with the system, violent revolution and passive resistance all have their drawbacks. Violence, unfortunately, seems to be the most effective in producing change. It would seem that development of a democracy would circumvent the need for tactics to change a governmental system. But this is an"'ideal yet to be realized by any country. . ~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ u kin l n kin---- r are you taking Parkside? him then: op~o°:l of where THEY would like it to go. Write him a letter, ~mg it up m class when your falling asleep from some lecture on the bio-chem of a onion. Unless you can take an active interest in the sch?Ol you're spending a big piece of change on you shouldn't complain. ' It's eas~ to ~Y that people on newspapers and student councils are ego-g ~bmg ~tellectual assholes, but you'd be surprised at all the 2.0 students working for these student organizations. It doesn't take a 3.0 average to complain. Mary Hartman, ~ Hartman, that new soap opera, is a show you :n watch from~ distance and not get burned, but the student who sits . aad doesn t concern himself or herself with Parks'd d ling will be watching "You Asked For It" and you'll be gettin~ i: too~ righ~ up your .... • 4,,/f:. The Parksid . RANGER The Parkside Ranger is written and ed.i Uninrslty of Wisconsln-P ksid ted by the students of the editorial poU d ar e who are solely responsible for its cy an content Opinions representath,e of those held by the stud:::-e:se:.tyare not necessarily f Parkside. Editorial and B in • ac or administration EDITOR-L-...-OUEF· J __ ,_us ess 553-2287; Newsronm 553-2295. · eauuwe Sipsma EWS COORDINATOR· Bruce W EW DEPARTMENTS: anger ADMINISl'RATION & POUC SMI: Da,e Brandt · IES: John McKloskey EVENTS: Judy Trod.rung FEATURE EDITOR: Debbie Bauer PY EDITOR: Julie Lange fORTS EDITOR: Jean Tenuta AGE EDITORS: jeffre . B IN MANAGER. y J. swencld, Wllllam. Barke ADVERns . Cathy Brnak PHOTo EDING MANAGER: Joe Landa ITOR: Van Thompson I----~--, :Classified: IChevy Vega '72 - automatic, good , ' mileage, no rust, excellent' condition; Will take best offer., Student Government exists to serve the students. One of the most , PH. 639-6280' I important services we offer students is a comprehensive Health IMPORTANT STUDY ABROAD Service. We utilize a three-pronged approach: 'ANNOUNCEMENT: Limited I '1) Campus Healtb Office - stafflld by an excelleD! RN, Edith Isen- ,openings still remain on CFS berg, who will provide aid for minor illnesses, emergency aid, health accredited Academic Year 1976-' information, and re!errals. II you're feeling rollen, go see Mrs. 'n Programs for Fall, Winter", Isenberg.1fyou think you're gOingto feel rotten, go see Mrs. Isenberg. ' spring, or Full Year for qualified The service is FREE. save some of your precious funds, take adapplicants. Students in good' vantage of the Campus Health Office at wu.C -Dl98. Hours: 9-4:30, , ••anding- Freshman, Sophomore, Monday through Friday, and evenings by appointment. ' Junior, Senior Year are eligible.' 2) Doctor on Campus - Doctor Bode will be available to provide Good faculty references" FREE health care-to students. Call the Campus Health Office to make ' evidence of self-motivation and an appointment. (553-2366). sincere interest in'study abroad' 3) Healtb Insurance - This year P.S.G.A., Inc. is encouraging 'and international cultural ex- students to protect themselves from unexpected medical expense. by ' change count more with CFS than' Blue Cross-Surgical Care Blue Shield insurance program through our specific grade point. For ap-, group plan. Although the cost may seem high, the cost of one day in the ,plication-information: CENTER hospital is higher. Protect yourself from financially crippling medical , FOR FOREIGN STUDY? AY , expenses, join .lb.eHealth Insurance group. For more information, call 'ADMISSIONS 216 s. State, BOX, the Campus Health Office (553-2366) or P.S.G.A. (553-2244) or stop at ' 606, Ann Arbor, MI 48107 (313) the Information Kiosk and pick up an explanatory brochure. You need ~75. . 'health insurance in the hope you won't ever use it. ~ CONCERT, FREE SPIRIT: , Legal Assistance CIHlp ' The vocal group from Winona Last spring the Student Government Legal Service Executive AdLake Ind. on September 18at 7:00' visory Committee was born. With hard work and imaginative thinking ,p.m. At Dr. Jones Elementary there has emerged the Legal Assistance Co-op which is now under the , ,sCh?OI 3330 Chickory Road" supervision of-.. the Pre-Law Club. Like group Health Insurance, !Racme. Sponsored by Bapti.t, Students, Faculty, and Staff can mow protect themselves from un- ,:stll.dent Union. ~------_ foreseen legal expenses. ... Contact THE PARKSIDE RANGER september 15. 1976 3 weekly by student government For $16-21per semester, you can protect your interests and thOle of your family. Coverage includes: 1) Small claims 2) Misdemeanors 3) Univer.ity aspect of all cases 4) Landlord-lenant dlspule$ 5) Juvenile matters under the family p18ll 6) Divorces as long as a full trial willllOt be involved in disputes over custody. alimony, support, grounds, etc. Most contested divorces can be sellled via Stipulation (which will be covered). 7) Real estate transactions 8) Post judgment cases whereby opposing sldehasfaUed to obey Court order. 9) Administration cases, Le. problems with welfare, soc1alllllCW'1ty, unemployment comp, 10) Contested traffic violations when a loss 01 license is involved 11) Contracts i.e. Will Agreements, leases, etc. 12) Simple wills Coverage excludes: 1) C..... against Unions 2) Civil liberty unless first rejected by the ALe. 3) No action whereby one CcH>p member is the "Plainlifr' and one (;(>. op member is the "Defendant" 4) Traffic violations except when a loss of license is involved . 5) Full trial divorce cases. If both husband and wife are Co-op members, representation will be on a fjrst come, first served basis 6) No felony charges in Court 7) Cases pending 8) Income tax return preparation 9) Estate proceeding. 10) Personal injury cases If you want to join or need more information, cal' ''Ie student government office (553-2244) or .top down at the office (V"LC-D193). THE LAST DAY TO SIGN UP IS OCT. I, 1976. Sign up today! Payments are not due un1il3O days after you join.- Healtb Service ~ More than fifty costumed dancers, singers and mnslclans performed In "Drnm' of All Nations" last Sunday afternoon at Parkslde. The free B1cenleDnfa1 program was sponsored by the Racine Art Council and performed by the Racine Dance Theatre and Destiny, a fall ringing group with special guests the "Good Timers" and the "High Tone Rhythm Seetion." Dinner theater planned The Parkside Activities Board will sponsor a night of dinner theatre in the UniOh dining room. saturday, September 18th at 7 p.m. On lap for the evening is an original bicentennial salute using original mu.ic and .ource material by the A1pha.()mega Players, entilled "Heroes and Hardcases. " As the tille suggests, the play Is about "the people who made lhls country great, as well a. the losers." The ticket will inclulie II spaghetti dinner, wine, and the play, and must be purchased by Wedneaday, September 16 at 1 p.m. from the Union information center. TIckets are $7.00for any 2 people and $4 for singles. photo by Van Thompson YOUR PlACE LOUNGE 1214 • 60th St., 1Ce_"_ WEDNESDAY NIGHT IS LADIES' NIGHT ALL LADIES ATTENDINGWILL RECEIVE COCKTAILSAT V2 PRICEI THURSDAY'S TH£ NIGHT TO DRII( BEER. BEER liGHT SC"'S 35C BOmES 50C NUlifWIDWII/ I n~~~~~~~~~ a'.;r.;..;a;..;a;••;o,......... ;a;w-- ...........--'O;O·..~·--'O;O·--......-;O'-;O' ....~l ~ PA B ~ .,. F'I.. ~ Series Pres••ts 0 • ; II' ~ THE GUID ~ a OPEIIIG ~ tal of the ~ UI'OI THEATRE ..W with • :.~. "THE WIND & THE LION" §~ ~ starring: Candice 8«geo ... Soon Comery g W Brion Keith i H John Huston ~ ~ Wed. Sept. 15 - 2:30 & 7:30 p.rn. U ~ Thurs. Sept. 16 - 2,30 & 7:30 p.m.~ ". W No Sundoy Showing ~ uw-p 10 ", .. ". Ad.: sl08 ~ ~,o;o ~ ~_-_~~ ..~ __ ~_,o;o __ ~..!r..~"~.,~.,~.~..:r........".,..'= ..,.........:r...~ .......~ ............. tI'A~ Got gas pains? Buya VIscount 10-speed Make Sure Yaur Bike IIIn Tip Tap Shape for the Beautiful Fall Cycling Sealon Complete Tune Up $4).00 with ad (Good 'till 0Ct0bw 31 st) TOWN & COUNTRY BICYCLES 1647 Taylor Avenue Racine and get speedy relief. 'ISCOUNr !!!!!!~.,5.o!,..!"""" t=",."..~.~.!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~, t THE PARKSIDE RANGER September 15, 1976 3 :classified I f Chevy Vega '72 - automatic, good f , mileage, no rust, excellent f , condition; Will take best offer. f Contact weekly by student government t PH. 639 • 6280 .IMPORTANT STUDY ABROAD t f ANNOUNCEMENT: Limited t f openings still remain on CFS accredited Academic Year 1976-f f 77 Programs for Fall, Winter, f , Spring, or Full Year for qualified , applicants. Students in good f f i:•~nding- Freshman, Sophomore, , Junior, Senior Year are eligible. f , Good faculty references, f t evidence of self-motivation and sincere interest in study abroad f t and international cultural ext change count more with CFS than t specific grade point. For ap- f t plication-information: CENTER FOR FOREIGN STUDY? A Y f t ADMISSIONS 216 S. State, Box t , 606, Ann Arbor, MI 48107 (313) ' 662-5575. f ~ CONCERT, FREE SPIRIT: t The vocal group from Winona f Lake Ind. on September 18 at 7:00 f t p.m. At Dr. Jones Elementary , _sch?ol 3330 Chickory Road f ,,Racine. Sponsored by Baptist , ,:Stu.dent Union. J ~~~~~~~~ .... Health Service Student Government exists to serve the students. One of the most important services we offer students is a comprehensive Health Service. We utilize a three-pronged approach: 1) Campus Health Office - staffed by an excellent RN, Edith Isenberg, who will provide aid for minor illnesses, emergency aid, health information, and referrals. If you're feeling rotten, go see Mrs. Isenberg. lf you think you're going to feel rotten, go see Mrs. Isenberg. The service is FREE. Save some of your precious funds, take advantage of the Campus Health Office at WLLC -D198. Hours: 9-4:30, Monday through Friday, and evenings by appointment. 2) Doctor on Campus - Doctor Bode will be available to provide FREE health care to students. Call the Campus Health Office to make an appointment. (553-2366). 3) Health Insurance - This year P .S.G.A., Inc. is encouraging students to protect themselves from unexpected medical expenses by Blue Cross-Surgical Care Blue Shield insurance program through our group plan. Although the cost may seem high, the cost of one ~Yin the hospital is higher. Protect yourself from financially crippling medical expenses, join the Health Insurance group. For more information, call · the Campus Health Office (553-2366) or P.S.G.A. (553-2244) or stop at the Information Kiosk and pick up an explanatory brochure. You need health insurance in the hope you won't ever use it. Legal Assistance Co-op Last spring the Student Government Legal Service Executive Advisory Committee was born. With hard '\VOrk and imaginative thinking there has emerged the Legal Assistance Co-op which is now under the supervision of- the Pre-Law Club. Like group Health Insurance, Students, Faculty, and Staff can mow protect themselves from unforeseen legal expenses. ...,,. More than fifty costumed dancers, singers and musicians performed in "Drum· of All Nations" last Sunday afternoon at Parkside. The free Bicentennial program was sponsored by the Racine Art Council and performed by the Racine Dance Theatre and Destiny, a fall ringing group with special guests the "Good Timers" and the "High Tone Rhythm Section." photo by Van Thompson Dinner theater planned The Parkside Activities Board will sponsor a night of dinner theatre in the Uniotl dining room Saturday, September 18th at 7 p.m. On tap for the evening is an original bicentennial salute using original music and source material by the Alpha-Omega Players, entitled "Heroes and Hardcases." As the title suggests, the play is about "the people who made this country great, as well as the losers." The ticket will include a spaghetti dinner, wine, and the play, and must be purchased by Wednesday, September 16 at 1 p.m. from the Union information center. Tickets are $7 .00 for any 2 people and $4 for singles. YOUR PLACE LOUNGE 3214 - 60th St., Kenosha WEDNESDAY NIGHT IS LADIES' NIGHT ALL LADIES ATTENDING WILL RECEIVE COCKTAILS AT 1/2 PRICE! THURSDAY'S THE NIGHT TO DRINK BEER. BEER NIGHT SCHOONERS 35c BOffiES 50c NURIIY IOWIII For ll6-21 per semester, you can protect your interests and those of your family. Coverage includes: 1) Small claims 2) Misdemeanors 3) University aspect of all cases 4) Landlord-tenant disputes 5) Juvenile matters under the family plan 6) Divorces as long as a full trial will not be involved in disputes over custody. alimony, support, grounds, etc. Most contested divorces can be settled via Stipulation (which will be covered). 7) Real estate transactions · 8) Post judgment cases whereby opposing side has failed to obey Court order. 9) Administration cases, i.e. problems with welfare, social security, unemployment comp. 10) Contested traffic violations when a loss of license is involved 11) Contracts i.e. Will Agreements, leases, etc. 12) Simple wills Coverage excludes: 1) C~s against Unions 2) Civil liberty unless first rejected by the ALC. 3) No action whereby one Co-op member is the "Plaintiff" and one Coop member is the "Defendant" 4) Traffic violations except when a loss oflicense is involved , 5) Full trial divorce cases. If both husband and wife are Co-op members, representation will be on a fjrst come, first served basis 6) No felony charges in Court 7) Cases pending 8) Income tax return preparation 9) Estate proceedings 10) Personal injury cases If you want to join or need more information, cal1 ''le student government office (553-2244) or stop down at the office (\hLC-D193). THE LAST DAY TO SIGN UP IS OCT. 1, 1976. Sign up today! Payments are not due until 30 days after you join: . Got gas pains? Buy a Viscount 10-speed Make Sure Your Bike Is In Tip Top Shape for the Beautiful Fall Cycling Seasc;,n Complete Tune Up $CJ.GO with ad {Good 'till October 31st) TOWN & COUNTRY BICYCLES 1647 Taylor Avenue Racine and get speedy relief. ~ISCOUNr ,,.o,.~, "' u' ;:::;::.,o" •••••• I TN PA SIDE RA GER S....... 1Ier 15. 1976 malJl top ~:~:i'~I:t: P.~ ; y ailht of ParUIde of~ .0 .tud_ol II 1I11J1lea>o ..... ID-'; 0lIt • ene ..' ....... Ducer RaJ1llllDd , t. • s.c..I at)- I Ier. ..blll,too .... 1 Ea U Edllor Baa -'::~:"~UtaIl D C • ..., IIId MII... .- Rapai .. ) Rat-tory 1IM.1.. Cpmpa01, . .......Ian not Ranger '. needs: Writers Drivers - OFFICE' WllC 0194 PHONE 553-2295, 553-2287 covery advocated ... NIt, M.... Ptaa to start Ibis II) lr)iDg to .void org.sm. . You sIiIl must not elimlnate tile previous steps, If gemtal massage AMI.Ilor.,. ..... ., ..... IIId)(ary- brinp "'" cIaIe to orgasm, lben leave that area and return to other 111till JlaaIor. I MIl , _ ., lbe III)tba .bout bncIy .-us. . led' "baor 1IlMI1 _lboir au U-........... Renwnber that there can be • lot of psychology IDVO v . ID sex. till pi.' or IIqlartaace em lbom. III Dan, be • lilent partner. llhaol your fee1IngIl and your desires WIth c.... I, : J _ .. S wa' ..... ' I If)llll...... ,.".. portDer. Your partner probably wanls to do anything they can to ,.. ... ......,b-tIlI_...... ..- "",.SiDce they Ire deallllg with a foreign body, you are the only -., ad",1IDp 10 do, boIideIaDd In addition one who can teadl thein ...... to be elfectivelrith you. , ::::::::: ... wC b wbal lbe)' Ire. You have probably fIg1K'ed out that the next step will be to include all Cl tallt bIdy= ' .Cwttblutw_'. thepr;or .. aDdletgenital musageleadto an orgasm, • .., add ..-J = II. n would be a good Idea, befu'e beginning any of this program, to y.,........ fa, g ............. M • aD .... aDd read __ books to beIp you understand your body. For women I IIIJlIdaIly 'II.. aDd baw -=II pi" ell.... eopod.11y recommend "Our Bodiea, Our 5eIves," and for anyone, : ==~Y .... 1III1r)lIII ...... ~ _It II bellto ""*' "Joy of Sex."lf you cannot purchase a book they are available from till libraries, iJIchdnC PIamed Parenthood's. ... _" 'Ilr tIlIl .... not m . bale, lbeD "'" ed week IwiD dl8cuaa the $10,000question-wbat ~ an"orgasm? I _ lMI.,...lIlabell I lllldlaIter wiD deecrihe wbat bappens inside your body when you achieve an ,.. ,.. eM eadI yaar~. org_ and baw toknoir when your partner has one. or • ., J lIIlII ., ..... J (portDer ..... AIIyUme "'" would like to have me answer questions, address them )'iIlI..., +-caIItaI-- ... Ilia be8l tome.t ~ Parenthood, 562118thAve., in Kenosha. THEY'RE NATURALS I • Still in a class by itself. Thoroughbred tweeds and double knits. SLACKS SPORTCOATS Tweed port coats. Only nature can make th m lookthi, ROOd. For fit and comfort. wool d ,w nders.. , e rounded flap patch pockets and .eather buttons. Yours in green o~brown had Re~ulara 40 • 44, Double Knit lac..... uperior construc- • tlon for ~eat fit,la ·ting wear. Topslash pocke belt-loop :tyling; 'ubtly flared. They color-mate beautlfully WIth our coat. 30-42. PURE WOOL Thr Woolmark label is Vour &! uraner of qUaJih·.~ted produC'15mad~ of the world's bEoa... Pureo Wool . SlYlES DON7 WAIT-BUY IT NOW WITH Who'll suit you?W:;'1. h "'. 360052ndSTREET. KE OSHA. PHONE PLE T 658-4331 on. Ihra ~ I?!' !.~~E9~ ~~K",ING Sun, Noon 10 5 P.M. H P RKSIDE RA GER S.S,tember S, 1976 'f di covery advocated P to start this b\· trying to avoid orgasm. You still m~ not eliminate the previous steps. If genital massage J close to orgasm, then leave that area and return to other body areas. Remember that there can be a lot of ~ychology involved in sex. Doo be a silent partner. Share your feelings and your desires with your partner. Your partner probably wants to do anything they can to pl ase you. Smce they are dealing with a foreign body, you are the only one who can teach thern how to be effective with you. You have probabl_ figured out that the next step will be to include all the prior steps and let genital massage lead to an orgasm. It would be a good idea, before begiMing any of this program, to read me books to help you understand your body. For women I especially recommend "Our Bodies, Our Selves," and for anyone, "Joy of Sex." H you.cannot purchase a book they are available from librari , including PlaMed Parenthood's. 'ext eek I will discuss the $10,000 question-what is an orgasm? I will describe what happens inside your body when you achieve an crgasm, and how to know when your partner has one. Anytime you uld like to have me answer questions, address them to me t Pl.a~ Parenthood, 562118th Ave., in Kenosha. THEY'RE NATURALS • • I Still in a class by itself. Tho oughhred tweeds d double knits • . SLACKS SPORTCOATS 6. Ranger ·. needs: Writers Drivers OFFICE' WLLC D194 PHONE 553-2295, 553-2287 • .. ·' :• ~. Who'll li'LF.S D 'T W AIT:-suv,TNoww,TttcttARc.Au - iS'rs~u;1;;t;-y~o;:;u~?:::W-:=e~Wl:_;·~11~. ~l~~iin ET • E OSHA • PHONE 658-4331 OF REE p ARKING at. 10:00 A. . to 9:00 P .. 1.· to 5 P.M. Skydiving: THE PARKSIDE RANGER september 15, 1976 training for the 'Big Drop' by CyDdIJensen A new craze, like a militia of raving red ants to a picnic, is slowly yet steadily infiltrating the lives of Southeastern Wisconsin residents, including sev';'al Parkside students. "Skydiving". is the traditional description for this reconstituted courageous aDd daring sport. However,lt'sdefinitely not structured for the "let's sit at home and crochet tonight" set. CurrenUy, the most popular spot to take the "Big Drop" isfrom the airport in East Troy, Wisconsin; and the thrill, although not exacUy cheap (for your ordinary budget-minded, action-seeking Parkside student) can be had by anyone who dares. The experience is a package deal involving oneday ~d $liS dollars. The day, starting prompt and early, is either 11Saturday or a Sunday; and the dollars carry the cost of your chute,. jumping suit, boots, gloves, belmet and a roaring short litue ride up on the phme. - Immediately upon arrival to the airport, the-training session begins with various exercises and simlliations of "how it's going to feel". All of. this will be follO\fed and interspersed with lectures on procedure, precaution and the use the basic equipment and various deviees; all of which trainees prompUy forget right along with their names and the reason they needlessly keep running to the bathroom. The day ends, of course, with th€ aforementioned "Big Drop". The training session, though brief, is intense alJll geared toward the goal of getting the potential "jumpee" to actually jump before having the chance to think about what has and has not been learned or to comprehend the madness of the adventure. To be sure, the instructors display their true creativity by gracefully instilling in the trainee illusions of grandeur and notoriety along with promises of certified diplomas signifying importance and grand achievement as well as a pleasant "alter life". The true fact is, neither grace, courage nor any degree of actual nerve are required of the beginner. One simply nods one's way through the training session (pensively, of course-not wishing to appear frivolous) and then slifly grunts when acknowledging the fact that the instructor intends to SHOVE him-her out "Ofthe plane regardless of any notions to the contrary. However, the experience may prove to be more than a total loss to the beginner, for once one is beyond that point of return (aSSUllling the chute has opened) skydiving is like one of those nearly intangible gifts people infrequenUy are allowed to give themselves. The feeling, sensational and uncompromising, is actually indescribable because it hasn't any relation to real-life, routine experiences. Certainly having one opportunity to completely alter one's visual and physical perceptions is, as any skydiver will tell you, well worth laking the plunge. , with parachute walks away' from su",,",ssfu) IaodlDg Stadent photo by Yu Thompson WEEK-END JOBS AVAD..ABLE OU18tanding Part Time Employment with full time merchant whole8aler. MU8t be able to work Friday ["ening and Saturday. Exeellant opportunity for good pay a8 well a8 valuebte buelnese eaperfence in many 01 our corporute Iaeets. Automible Required. For more info'rmation apply in person: Friday, September 17. at 10:00 e.m. or 1:00 p.m. ".entage Heuee 130.2 DouII:188An., Reetne. Call 634-0762. BE PROMPT!! • Preparations being made for the jump pfIoto by Veil Thompson PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD PRESENTS A Night of Dinner Theater with the Alpha Omega Players doing IIHEROES & HARD CASES" A BICENTENNIAL MUSICAL COMEDY - SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 7 P.M. UNION DINING ROOM • '4.00 Single '7.00 any two people TICKETS INCLUDE: Spaghet.ti Dinner, Gisu or Wine, Play , NEW POLICY ON OVERDUE MATERIALS EFFECTIVE NOW! FIRST THE GOOD NEWS: l. No more fines. Saves us from petty cash bookkeeping, saves you from heing nickeled and dimed for a lew days overdue. 2. Longer loan period. All non-reserve materials will be due on a Wednesday. Materials checked out on Wednesdays will have a loan period of exactly two weeks; those checked out on other days will have a loan period of one to sex days longer. NOW THE NOT-50-BAD NEWS: In order to insure that materials are returned within 14 days of the date due. On the fourteenth day, the item(s) will be considered lost and a bold notice will be sent in the amount of $15.00 (average cost per item), plua $10.00 processing cost, plus the $5.00 service fee. If the matertal is returned, only the service fee will be charged. Note: Reserve materials will continue to carry an overdue fine of 50 cents for the first hour and 25 cents for each additional hour (if :t-IIour reserve) or$l.OOper day (if 1-, 3-or7-day reserve). Univ.rsity of Wiseonsin 'arlcsi •• ~.tary / Learning Center THE PARKSIDE RANGER September 15, 1976 Skydiving: training for the 'Big Drop' by Cyndi Jensen A new craze, like a militia of raving red ants to a picnic, is slowly yet steadily infiltrating the lives of South~astern Wisconsin residents, including several Parkside students. "Skydiving" . is the traditional des~ription for this reconstituted courageous and darmg sport. However, it's definitely not structured for the "let's sit at home and crochet tonight" set. Currently, the most popular spot to take the "Big Drop" is from the airport in East Troy, Wisconsin; and the thrill, although not exactly cheap (for your ordinary budget-minded, action-seeking Parkside student) can be had by anyone who dares. . The experience is a package deal involving oneday and $65 dollars. The day, starting prompt and early is either 11 Saturday or a Sunday; and the dollars c~ the cost of your chute, .jumping suit, boots, gloves, helmet and a roaring short little ride up on the plane. Immediately upon arrival to the airport, the·training session begins with various exercises and simtµations of "how it's going to feel". All of_ this will be followed and interspersed with lectures on procedure, preca.ution and the use the basic equipment and various devices; all of which trainees promptly forget righ~ along with their names and the reason they needlessly keep running to the bathroom. The day ends, of course, with tht!' aforementioned "Big Drop". The training session, though brief, is intense and geared toward the goal of getting the potential "jumpee" to actually jump before having the chance to think about what has -and has not been learned or to comprehend the madness of the adventure. To be sure, the instructors display their -true creativity by gracefully instilling in the trainee illusions of grandeur and notoriety along with promises of certified diplomas signifying importance and grand achievement as well as a pleasant "after life" . The true fact is, neither grace; courage nor any degree of actual nerve are required of the beginner. One simply nods one'swaythroughthe training session (pensively, of course-not wishing to appear frivolous) and then stifly grunts when acknowledging the fact that the instructor intends to SHOVE him-her out uf the plane regardless of any notions to the contrary. However, the experience may prove to be more than a total loss to the beginner, for once one is beyond that point of return ( assuming the chute has opened) skydiving is like one of those nearly intangible gifts people infrequently are allowed to give themselves. The feeling, sensational and uncompromising, is actually indescribable because it hasn't any relation to real-life, routine experiences. Certainly having ·one opportunity to completely alter one's visual and physical perceptions is, as any skydiver will tell you, well worth taking the plunge. Student with parachute walks away · from successful landing photo by Van Thompson WEEK-END JOBS AVAILABLE Outstanding Part Time Employment with full time merchant wholesaler. Must be able to work Friday Evening and Saturday. Excellant opportunity for good pay as well as valuable business experience in many of our corporate facets. Automible Required. For more information apply in person: Friday, September 17. at 10:00 a.m. or 1:00 p.m. H_eritage House 1302 Dou~las Ave., Racine. Call 634-0762. BE PROMPT!! Preparations being made for the jump photo by Van Thompson PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD PRESENTS A Night of Dinner Theater with the Alpha Omega Players doing ''HEROES & HARD CASES'' " A BICENTENNIAL MUSICAL COMEDY · SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 7 P.M. UNION DINING ROOM '4.00 Single 1 7.00 any two people TICKETS INCLUDE: Spaghetti Dinner, Glass of Wine, Play NEW POLICY ON OVERDUE MATERIALS EFFECTIVE NOW! FIRST THE GOOD NEWS: 1. No more fines. Saves us from petty cash bookkeeping, saves you from being nickeled and dimed for a few days overdue. 2. Longer loan period. All non-reserve materials will be due on a Wednesday. Materials checked out on Wednesdays will have a loan period of exactly two weeks; those checked out on other days will have a loan period of on~ to sex days longer. NOW THE NOT-SO-BAD NEWS: In order to insure that materials are returned within 14 days of the date due. On the fourteenth day, the item(s) will be considered lost and a hold notice will be sent in the amount of $15.00 (average cost per item), plus $10.00 processing cost, plus the $5.00 service fee. H the material is returned, only the service fee will be charged. Note: Reserve materials will continue to carry an overdue fine of 50 cents for the first hour and 25 cents for each additional hour ( if 2-hour reserve) or $1.00per day (if 1-, 3-or 7-<lay reserve). University of Wisconsin P-rlcside IJbtary / Learning Center • THE PARKSIDE RA GER SeP.... ber 15, 197' hroom Chance' planned.' Acc:ordinlllo NaIl, they have SClIDe"basics" they would like 10 include, but for the most part, ~ormat will be IIlIItrudured 10 aDow for a wide vanety of mMeriaIs. .-+In ti Topics that are sdleduIed include. iny~ ....a ve repor1IJIc (one aucb article a IIIOIlth); contributions fnlIIl student orgaalIaliolll; and an events ca~- der includiDl olber UniVl!l'llity of W"JSCOnsm can:..- .. weIJ .. cu1turaI events in the KI!!CIIha.R8dDe MIlwaukee area. It will also indDde reviews of boob, ccmcerts, movies. and plays. IniIIaI IwIda for the peper come from money .oocaled the esc 10 form a newaIeller. They c:bected Ialo the Ieglll aspect of starling another peper lDIIe..s of merely letter, and found there wwellQ ruIa aplDst ItEventually, lbey will try 10 ..n edI. NaIl and the otben feel the paper wID be suec.IfuI, and would like contributions. Interested penons sbouJd contact KaI Nail ... the esc office. ~t" ...- will be IIIP'UiDI .. flIJL M, , -.0.-.". ~ prtIIIad __ lIIe .lIIIIideI of tile ; ;,~~~~c.IIt!m~; 0.-,'·11.... _ (CSC) wIJJ_ be .. ., II 1W8t*' aDd II ... -!!II".' npI•..., lIIetthe .... wrtt.a. ~ wIIo_1o : ::::.:::~;.::.~ ...=.:...~.III..,. -JIet. wIIbout .,"'kU aapt .. ,equlredbr be..,. -eiCII ..... ODe : :-:~~=lIIe::lIlIe; , br .-obn. wIJJ _ I' .... Olben alrid wIJJ WG'k JlIIIIi' • Ia,.t AiiJone wIIo.... 11 8ft wtIde II __ .-s 10 do 10," Gought for programs aocIa1 acieDce for l1IIIIy studenls. 'I1le ... sklIJa and bftad1h ,..... appIlclliClla will be lent 10 IederlI1 qenrlel wltbIn a few monllls. The Department of Health, Edueatloo, and Welfare and the National Endowment f... lbe Humanities will be appnllIChed with respect 10 these prvposaJs. Offices relocated 'I1le meraer ofothe Ubrary and Leun1nll Center has caused the Al:edemIc stlIIs and the Tutorq procrams to merae togelber in alI located III the former media arcuJatioo area of the lAamlnl Center. in WyJ1le LIbrary lAarturlI Center OI'lS. StudeDls WlIhiDll 10 apply f... tutorlng positions lIbouId do so in !be Academic Skills Center before September 20, wben job wID )lnlIr8IIlI f.... '1DdaolrIaJ flI1ftIIed .....m_1I IIIblDanI Illd laint Dept. c..,.w.& EeIor: at "-'bIda .y aometJang different!'! I missed a IaIlTlIo."becaa. I lhaagbtlt was 90 percent over. I went out car Illd...... 'I1le radio told me mycJasa was Just starPtrbapi a 1IUJa old 111III Wllb wbIte balr <OU1d 10 II'OlnI and ~""""':~~'="O.C __ , 8dIaIIa Mminia'nUve o,s, Settelary of tile ...,. bed aJn.d7 been ... tilIed of lbIa .... - "'lIlal~=wIJJ=~be='" .... CIf rlIbt .... ,. (OoiglnaUy, we • ~ old 111III to nm U'OUIId "'t:r*-l IIOl ...... taIIdac wIlb IW'IJyn we fell that r, PIaoII CGlIId .... lIIejab .-:II beUer ), ~==::~..~-....,.......... 1·1_ to tile II Jww!hI ".... Fcbehrger·. CIf 80 ' .1) .... 1lld _loId'_ don't ~ ~=:~=::~ ~~?-~"~I~."~ or"1 ... ,_ wIlo 10alit abotdbedlbom." flJIed CIIIl.1 I had " ... ' , Ih IIII11wMW7W. ... wIJJPIhmaIl1 . arr I IIA 10 WiiiIIiBI'I'BBY - .... t*"' - .hw1 _ lbey are hidIIon "'ill'..'.'• .,.' , ., .. _ Fiesta Acapulco Semester Break ------Jan.ay 6-13,19//----- .... $339 coivFLErE triple ~Round trip iet air fare via re 1 1 P'lcaoOIAcapuJco. including C~uplar YtSChedUled Bra~iff Airlines flights emen ary meal serVlce . • Seven nl.hts lad in 1" the lux • sVltes WIth iving room comp t ur .beachfront La Pala a Hotel - all jr. 'cdoulc6 Bay and separate bath" " Wd'bthbar. prlvate terrace overlooking an edroom . • ~ound trip ground transfers bet lncludlng porterage ween Acaoulco Ai rport and hotel eIipi and taxes on the abo' . hotel bellmen and Chambe~:.serv,~es lncludin~ gratuities to Departure Tax. 'lote- A 4 lds. a~rport porters and U.S. tnt resoonsibility of Sh'OO MeXlcan Deoarture Tax will be Mexico. It is not inc~a~ dP~ssenaer at tne time of leaving ___ u e 1" the tour orice . ..lib f# ~~ .Com ltrtentar bon b ~.~ ~ tSP..:"V- many ar-ea a rae ~so oak Dod for dollar discounts on ~ ~s an serv1ces. "'~' .,. .AnA. slides and re~lentatl0ri evenin com lete with- films 1<: o· . "'..;JIi tOUr coord1nat~~shments 'til?ico." so. agency an ~ Acapulco to representatlves well versed in anSwer all your specific questions. training sessions are scbeduled to begin. Those needinIl help in course .....t ... in improving reading, writing, ... math stills can use !be staff and materials of the Academic stlIIs Center Monday through Thursday from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m., and on Friday from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Applications for tutoring can be made in WLLC om. r"ClUDES: EVENTS Wednesday, Sept. 15 , Soccer match Uw-Parkside vs. Chicago Circle, plaYIII'g , . . 8\3'30 m at the soccer field. . ~t singer Steven Baird roaming the halls from 11:30 tpl3:3O. ~M . '''!be Wind and the Lion," shown at 2:30 p.rn, and 7:30 P . ovre, dmissi . .'1 JIloill the Union Cinema Theater. A ssion IS ." • Thursday, Sept. 16 Movie, "The Wind and the Lion," ~h~wn .at 2:30 psn. and 7:30pJIl. in th Union Cinema Theater. AdmiSSion IS $1. ~ger meeting at 7 p.m. in WILC 0194. All persons interested in ..... king on the paper are welcome. . FrIday, Sept. 17 True of America performs ~or a concert-dance at 9 p.m, in Ullion Square. Admission is $1.50 With a 50 cents discount for COSlumes.1Il; are required. Saturday, Sept. IS "Heroes and Hard Cases," a dinner !beater featuring t1JeAlpba Omega Players, hegins at 7 p.m. in lbe Union Dining Room. ncke1l sold before 1 p.]D., Sept. 16 at the Union Info Center for $7 for 2peGpIe and $4 for single person. Cross Country meet with Chicago Circle and WhItewater competing at '11 a.m. • Soccer match, UW-Parkside·vs. Northern Illinois, playing at2 pJII. It the soccer field. Sunday, Sepl. 19 War Games Club meeting from I to 6 p.JIl. in CL 141. Wednesday, Sepl.22 Eugene Fodor concert will he at 8 p.m. in the CAT. . !'If' University of Wisconsin-Parkside occupancy; twin: $364; quad: $329 ' HE P R SIDE RA GER Sept mber 15, 1976 hroom Chance' planned: According to 'all, they have some "basics" they d e to inclu:Je, but for the most part, ~ormat be unstructured to allow for a wide variety of terials. . ti Top that are scheduled include< investiga ve reporting ( one ch article a month); contributions from ent organizatiom; and an even~ cale?- der including other University of Wisconsin ' ell as cultural events in the Racine-Milwaukee area. It will also inre,.i of books concerts, movies, and plays. Initial funds for the paper come from money ted the CSC to form a newsletter. They ed into the legal aspect of starting another per d of merely letter, and found there nQ rul against it. Eventually, they will try to o ght for progrants Health, Education, and Welfare and the ational Endowment for the Humanities will be approached with respect to these proposals. 1fices relocated ept. training sessions are scheduled to gin. Those needing help in course or or in improving reading, wnting, or math skills can use the staff and materials of the cademic Skills Center Monday through Thursday from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m., and on Friday from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Applications for ring can be made in WLLC D175. ' EVENTS Wednesday, Sept.15 Soccer match, UW-P~rkside vs. Chicago Circle, playing at 3 .m. at the soccer field. . :3Q ~reet singer Steven Baird r~a~?g the halls from 11: 30 t;m 3: 30. M . "The Wind and the Lion, shown at 2:30 p.m. and 7:ao . ovie, dmi . . $l P,lll. in the Union Cinema Theater. A ssion is . Thursday, Sept.16 Movie, "The Wind and the Lio~," ~h~wn _at 2:30 p.m. and 7:30 P,lll. in th Union Cinema Theater. Admission is $1. ~ger meeting at 7 p.m. in WLLC D194. All persons interested in working on the paper are welcome. Friday, Sept.17 True of America performs ~or a concer~ance at 9 p.m. in Union Square. Admission is $1.50 with a 50 cents discount for costumes. 1~ are required. Saturday, Sept. 18 "Heroes and Hard Cases," a di_nner the~ter ~e~turing the Alpha Omega Players, begins at 7 p.m. m the Uruon Dirung Room. Tickeb sold before 1 p.pi., Sept. 16 at the Union Info Center for f7 for 2 people and $4 for single person. Cross Country meet with Chicago Circle and Whitewater competing at 11 a.m. • Soccer match, OW-Parkside vs. Northern Illinois, playing at 2 p.m. at the soccer field. Sunday, Sept.19 War Games Club meeting from 1 to 6 p.m. in CL 141. Wednesday, Sept. 22 Eugene Fodor concert will be at 8 p.m. in the CAT. Eu1, ... Fodor 111ollnlst STEPHEN SWEDISH. pianist ADM .$6. All seats reserved Sp.m. Wed .. Sept.22 COMM ARTS THEATER UW-PARKSIDE Tickets at Sears, Kenosha; Cook- Gere, Racine; Team, Elnwood Plaza; campus Info Center, Library-Learning Center. ~ /W University of Wisconsin-Parkside ..,,,rr • ~· Fl0'Sta Acapulco Semester Break Jaruary&13,W7 $339 COMPLETE triple occupancy; twin: $364; quad: $329 I, LUOES: rt et air fare v1a reg~larl h . caoo capulco 1nc1udmg com 1 Y sc eduled Braniff Airlines flights • P ementary meal service. • en nio ts lodain in the lux r • s es 1 hv1ng room com / beachfront_La Pala a Hotel - all jr. cao le~ Bay and separate bapteh e wd 1bth bar, private terrace overlookino an edroom . • and trio around transfers b incl ~;"1 por era1e etween Acaoulco Airport and hotel • 1 ps <sng taxes on the abo . . ot 1 bell en and chambe~e-~ervices 1ncludinG gratuities to D parture Tax. 'late• A / 1 s, airport porters and U.S. t~e resoonsibilityof Sh.OO exican Deoarture Tax will be xico. It is not inc~a~ dP~ssenaer at the time of leaving - u e in the tour orice. • 1i en ar bonus h ny ar a at rac 00 9ood for dollar discounts on 10~s and serv1ces . • An Aca ul o ori · ,. . sl des and re r!~~a!~on ~ven1n com lete wit~ films four coordinator ts t 1rco." so, agency an capulco O representa 1ves well versed in answer all your specific questions. ranger • WORKING IN A HOSPITAL AND MAYBE I AM WRONG I am wondering U 'that ass heart surgeon had not performed sloppy seconds on that poor bastard vibrations of yesterpeople inhabit desks & chairs & doorways & i, staring out mirror at them, study the touch of being not someone. maybe and maybe I am wrong stopsighs hang from wall memories on mincio' a rearrangement before day begins the crumbling. but maybe his chest wouldn't look like a split sausage with an infection frothing like the head on a beer istudy the touch of physical unpresence regretting not the birth of day but the death of night. jeffrey j. swenckl _William Barke the Rock and the souls kept downtown dark night narrow sidewalk neon crowd lights off the way jesus bach all right! in Lonelystouewall cabaret (don't knock the Rock) he was floodlighting heaven counterpointing the way the joint was locking the night away alas the light was off the way, was right on the Way. Coming back _to the solitude of immense concrete walls, I find the impersonalness that I had left behind still being inside these structures. A.S.M. BrtanKipp by BIll Barke - "Stupidity Is no excuse. Any freshman mlstaklng the ChanceDor's office for a bathroom ought to have his b--violeDlly removed, fried, and served to his own mother for Snnday bresklast." Never one to separate the curds from his borsch, Professor Dirk Armfester opens his latest book, Lillie College in the Big Woods, with the typicaDy effortless candor that has become the baUmark of his uneventful career, and the cause for various attempts on his life. Though most of the text reads with all the discretion of a horsewhipping, he displays a sympathetic tone unprecedented in any of his previous works, which Include the grimly condescending Advanced Calculus of the Damned, and the sly Musehellm Gedanken (Oysters of the MInd·), In which his great talent for writing entire chapters In anagrams came to fuU flower. His new book now bears out the fact that Armfester is unquestionably In llie wrong field. The book is about his years at Parkslde where he taught Advanced Pygmy Umerlcks and Introduction to Sbeepahead. In 1974he received a grant of $1300to write a definitive book about the school, and spent a six month sabbatical in Hawali doing an extensive amount of research. Nearly six hundred pages long, it documents the entire history and educational structure of Parkside In agonizingly boring terms. Only on occasion does the old wit return. Reminiscing on a speech given before the St. Joan Convent's Auxiliary in Kenosha, Armfester answered a question asking for his impression of the town by calilng it" ... a ruptured scab on the hemorrhoid of the Universe." Fourteen chapters of the book are spent on tasteless, vengeful revelations about his feDow faculty members and students close to him. Such disclosures, which Include Dr. Julius Kenney's fear of tan Norwegians, and Professor Anne Daton's obsession with boxer shorts, are of the lowest ethical standards. Born In 1929 to Nebraskan peasants, Lyle and Irma Armfester, Dirk's first education came in the form of mathematical figures etched into compost heaps, reusing the make-6hift "slates" until they would dry out. His father, a door-to-door pervert, was too poor to Send him to school, yet seeing the great potential In his son, he bound and gagged the boy on his eleventh birthday and left him on the steps of the University of Nebraska at Lincoln. . ArrlIfester unconsciously sums up his literary career In the last chapter of Lillie CoUege in the BIg Woods with the remark, "For what he's done, the !!uy should have his b-- lopped off, stuffed with olive pits and sent to Ule Pope as a paper weight." THE PARKSIDE RANGER September 15. 197' 7 • in the early hours of silence white walls glare brighter in noresence & istudy the touch of being not somewhere, a-fnlrror image of empty room. HUDIP'V Head Submarines· Bombers - Sandwiches OPEN Sundey-Thursdav - 10:30 A.M. ·2:30 A.M. Friday·Saturday - 10:30 A.M. -3:00 A.M. Next to ld<o Thootor S06 • 56th 5trotl, Kenosha I'tlones 65~ CO' 552-9550 SUBMARINES "I THE HUNGRY HEAD Salami Pepperoni Ham Mozzarella .. Provolone "4 LUFTWAFFE SPECAl German Salami Yachtwunl Dutch loaf Mild BrIck Long Hom "2 BEEF EATER'S DWGHT Kosher Style Com Beef Roast Beef Beef Summer Swiss O\eddar "3 THE GLADIATOR Pepperoni Prosciutto Capicola Mozzarella Provolone ALL SUBMARINES "1·"4: Super 57.25 • Extra large 53.65 • Regular 51.85 • Mini 51.20 "5 VEGETARIAN Provolone. Swiss Mozzarella O\eddar "8 TERRA TUNA O\lcken Beef Long Hom Mozzarella "6 LINE S1'OPPER Ham Beef longHorn Swtss "7 JIVE TURKEY Turkey Ham Swiss Cheddar All SUBMARINES "5·"8: Super 56.25 • Extra large 53.15. Regular 51.60 • Mini 51.10 All Subs contain any or all0' the follOWing: lettuce - Onion - Tomato - Hot or Mild P_ Choice of Dressing: Thousand Island, Russian, Italian or French Choice of Bread: French or Sliced ltalisn "Just a little extra" Extra Meat 45 Potalo Salad... .35 Extra Cheese . .. .. .. . . ...25 Kosher Dill PIckles.. .... .35 Orange or Apple Juice ..25 Potato O\~ . . . . . . . . . .. .rs SANDWIOHES 1. Hot Beef Bomber .... ; $1.60 :?, Italian Sau_ Bomber 1.60 3. Turkey.... . .. . . .. .. ... 1.60 4. Kosher CoJ;llBeef..... 1.85 5. Ham 1.60 6. Cold Roast Beef. .. 1.60 7. Salami SI.50 8. Bologna 1.45 9. 0-.. 1.25 10. Uverwun! 1.45 11. Summer Sausage .. 1.60 652-023. 506· 56th St •• KlMtOaha Good until Sept. 29 ' ranger in the early hours of silence WORKING IN A HOSPITAL AND MAYBE I AM WRONG white walls glare brighter in floresence & i study the touch of being not somewhere, a..-fnirror image of empty room. vibrations of yesterpeople inhabit desks & chairs & doorways & i, staring out mirror at them, study the touch of being not someone. stopsighs hang from wall memories on mind,, a rearrangement before day begins the crumbling. i study the touch of physical unpresence regretting not the birth of day but the 'death of night. ' Jeffrey j. swencki Coming back _to the solitude down town I am wondering If that ass heart surgeon had not performed sloppy seconds on that poor bastard maybe and maybe I am wrong but maybe his chest wouldn't look like a split sausage with an infection frothing like the head on a beer ' __ William Barke the Rock and the souls dark night narrow sidewalk neon crowd lights off the way jesus bach all right! in Lonelystonewall cabaret (don't knock the Rock) he was floodlighting heaven of immense concrete walls, counterpointing the way I find the the joint was locking the night away alas · I impersonalness that I had the light left behind still being was off the way, kept inside these structures. was right on A.S.M. the Way. by Bill Barke "Stupidity is no excuse. Any freshman mistaking the Chancellor's office for a bathroom ought to have his b--violently removed, fried, and served to his own mother for Sunday breakfast." Never one to separate the curds from his borsch, Professor Dirk Armfester opens his latest book, Little College in the Big Woods, with the typically effortless candor that has become the hallmark of his uneventful career, and the cause for various attempts on his life. Though most of the text reads with all the discretion of a horsewhipping, he displays a sympathetic tone unprecedented in any of his previous works, which include the grimly condescending Advanced Calculus of the Damned, and the sly Muschel im Gedanken ( Oysters of the Mind), in which his great talent for writing entire chapters in anagrams came to full flower. His new book now bears out the fact that Armfester is unquestionably in tlie wrong field. The book is about his years at Parkside where he taught Advanced Pygmy Limericks and Introduction to Sheepshead. In 197 4 he received a grant of $1300 to write a definitive book about the school, and spent a six month sabbatical in Hawaii doing an extensive amount of research. Nearly six hundred pages long, it docum~nts the entire history and educational structure of Parkside in agonizingly boring terms. Only on occasion does the old wit return. Reminiscing on a speech given before the St. Joan Convent's Auxiliary in Kenosha, Armfester answered a question asking for his impression of the town by calling it" ... a ruptured scab on the hemorrhoid of the Universe." Fourteen chapters of the book are spent on tasteless, vengeful revelations about his fellow faculty members and students close to him. Such disclosures, which include Dr. Julius Kenney's fear of tan Norwegians, and Professor Anne Daton's obsession with boxer shorts, are of the lowest ethical standards. Born in 1929 to Nebraskan peasants, Lyle and Irma Armfester, Dirk's first education came in the form of mathematical figures etched into compost heaps, reusing the make-shift "slates" until they would dry out. His father, a door-tO<toor pervert, was too poor to send him to school, yet seeing the great potential in his son, he bound and gagged the boy on his eleventh birthday and left him on the steps of the University of Nebraska at Lincoln. · Arrnfester unconsciously sums up his literary career in the last chapter of Uttle College in the Big Woods with the remark, ''For what he's done, the guy should have his b-lopped off, stuffed with olive pits and sent tu lire Pope as a paper weight." Brian Kipp • THE PARKSIDE RANGER September 15, 1976 7 Hungry Head Submarines - Bombers - Sandwiches OPEN Sunday-Thursday - 10:30 A.M. -2:30 AM. Friday-Saturday - 10:30 A.M. -3:00 A.M. "1 Next to Lake Theater 506 · 56th Street, Kenosha Phones 652-0234 or 552-9550 SUBMARINES "2 • THE HUNGRY HEAD Salami Pepperoni BEEF EATER'S DELIGHT Kosher Style Corn Beef Roast Beef Ham Mozzarella • Provolone "3 THE GLADIATOR Pepperoni Prosciutto Capicola Mozzarella Provolone Beef Summer Swiss Oleddar "4 LUFlWAFFE SPEOAL German Salami Yachtwurst Dutch Loaf Mild Brick Long Hom ALL SUBMARINES "1 -"4: Super $7.25 e Extra Large $3.65 e Regular $1.85 e Mini $1.20 "5 #6 VEGETARIAN LINE STOPPER Provolone . Ham Swiss Beef Mozzarella Long Hom Oleddar Swiss #7 #8 JIVE TURKEY TERRA TUNA Turkey Olicken Ham Beef Swiss Long Horn Oleddar Mozzarella ALL SUBMARINES "5-#8: Super $6.25 e Extra Large $3.15 e Regular $1.60 • Mini $1.10 All Subs contain any or al/ of the fol/owing: Lettuce - Onion - Tomato - Hot or Mild Peppers Oloice of Dressing: Thousand Island, Russian, Italian or French Oloice of Bread: French or Sliced Italian "Just a little extra" Extra Meat ... . .. .. ..... . 45 Potato Salad ........... . 35 Extra Oleese .... ... .... . 25 Kosher Dill Pickles ...... . 35 Orange or Apple Juice .25 Potato Clips ... . ....... . rs SANDWICHES 1. Hot Beef Bomber . .. . , $1. 60 21 Italian Sausage Bomber 1.60 7. Salami ............ $1.50 8. Bologna .......... . 1.45 3. T~ey ... . . . . . . . . .. . .. 1.60 9. Oleese ............ 1.25 4. Kosher Co~ Beef ..... 1.85 10. Liverwurst......... 1.45 5. Ham .... . ............. 1.60 11. Summer Sausage . . 1.60 6. Cold Roast Beef ....... 1.60 0~01ff tp.;(t\MJ ·4 -'-# !I ~ ~11 GOOD FOR I FREE BAG OF CHIPS with purchase of any sub or sandwich from 652-023<1 506 • 56th St., Kenosha Good until Sept. 29 • THE PI. SIDE RA GER S I...... 15. 197' J cer hopes high ". .... ID duI tbIa ,....,'. AId III ba '- 01' fhoe In lbe .......... ...,... b ::~:c... ,.r bec:a_ of " --. tID , IeIIcnDen ,.... • .. aD AlA play.... ... lll...... :II,.,.., '"'" IiII!naka PIuo Xl. aD • well • III lIie MidllIroD« def....., "I hope we can bave a winning season this year. U everyone stays around and we have few injuries. I 1bink we can," flendel"SODconcluded. 1be biggest problem last year's ~2 team (the ...... belli Iii Parbide's history) had. according to Ciledl Henderson, was an inability to produce points in elfensive play. "We werein almost every game last year because of our very slroQg del ..... and all but OIIeollhose players will be back lbIs year." "Oar biggest -mesa will be in. the midfield, since we taft JX) one returning." "1be oIfeiIie lIIlwId improve this year. Of the new reaulll, fhoe are ofIellllive Iorwarda. others play def...... We will have to mate midfiedlers out of 1CIDe,n be said. "We haw a very,YOUllllteam, butllbint we're OIIeof !be ~belIIleams 8i"OUillI. 1l100ts very good fer lbe future. If we can keep these guys 8i"OUillI fer a few ,..-s." Phy Ed Building hoult;d~tiO!!!!!!2!!~sted The Ph~Sl~e Parkside athlelic department. . /!Il. nounced . Y 'will be open from 8:30 a.m, to 9:30 p.m, on ~ The buildin g da. from 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. on Friday aOdSallir through Thurs /' m to 9:30 p.m. on Sunday. The gYffinasiUllls • day; and from P~m'will also be open. except when alliletiew:: weight tramm~ ro tion classes are utilizing the area. and physical rts are open during building hours. except ~ Handball co~ the areas but should be reserved ahead of tbne. classes ~e usu;.g be made ;nd mor.e information given by calling lGS. Reservationsm Yat the P.E. issue room. .' 2159; or stopping pool is open from 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. on ~ ':~w=y and from 6:30 p.m. to 9 p.m, Sunday lIlroatiia Wednesday. P rforman~e Lab is open by appointment only lbI'OlIfI The HumatG n ellinger at 553-2245. Any other infor.mation co.......... Dr Rober rue b . ed .t th t n her ----. . f ciliti s may also be a lain a a urn . useof~a e " • Women s tennis begins Saturday The women's tennis t~~, under new coach Barb Malffisky will begin their 1976 season 10 a triangular meet at UW-La Crosse Saturday. Along with Parkside and LaCrosse, UW-Eau Claire will also participate in the 11 a.m. contest. The team will bave three home meets this season, facing UWOshkosh, Carthage and Carroll Colleges. The Rangers will participate in the UW- , - - Whitewater tournament IDd lilt W.W.I.A.C. ChampiOll8blIllatlAl Crosse in October. Practice began Septemblr with sessions held six tIIIIIIl week in preparation !lIr lilt outcoming events. SUBSCRIBE TO THE • News of Racill • Provocative Opinions • FREE Want Ads to subscribers ONL1 $7.00 per 'eI' 1337 Washington Ave. Racine 53403 634-7186 o play three meets Iii lIieIr lint meet 0( !be -. !be ...., .... IIDlIbod Iii a 1M for IiIblb at !be 13-lemD 0.. ....... PllIiiI~t. ParbIde lala/Jed m ....... • did UW-llhw Falls. 1be meet. .. - by UW Nad!_ wllb - PIw' +h .. Ck ': 'i ... Ibeir ..,.... 1K1-.s G8r}' ...... k:a, 11. tim ~ D; Ray ZuziDee, 15; Mart Kuyawa. .; and SIne ClriateDsen, 90. Other team scores were IOl:OiIdpIace o.oOshtoab, 401; o.-Eau Claire. 403; OW-La ~ •• ; o.-Ml1waube. 409; Narqueae. 414; UW-Wbltewater • 41.; o.-PlatmDe, as; boet '-m o.-steYe. PllIiit, 429; o.-Greal Bay. as; and 0.- Stout, MI. o • • en .actIvIty .... - . J :' , +-He'. aDd .... ,7Hee DIne lbe of 0dDbar I ...... 0c:tGb0r .. a .... __ wtII bald far .... - 0c:tGb0r t. a _ clay _ wtII tate • pIaca wIIb par1klpo ........... .... __ ·sdoubles and aingIes ~lIon. S1gn.Gp obeeta fer aD activities are available Iii !be hallway of !be AlbIetIc BuDdln&. More informalloa on the Intramural IJi"OIi'8iD Is 8ftIIabIe In !be Pbyoica) Edacallon baIkInc. FREE DELIVER Y 1i Member Parkside 200 '1?y\!1.'~jAnA National Varsity Club VJ~(J" f:,r' • 4437 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin Phone 654-0774 Mention this ad I Parkoide Activities Board Invite. you to a night of Greaser - Madne.. with Friday Sept. 17th Union Square 9 p.m. UW-P Students with SO's others '1.so '2.00 Cootume. HE p RKSIDE RA GER September 15, 1976 Phy Ed Building h O u~d~ation~}.!~ ~!m. t~d 0 j The Phti~e Parkside athletic department. an. nounced. Y_ will be open from 8:30 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. on Monda. The buildingda . from B:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. on Friday and Sa~ through Thurs Y' m to 9:30 p.m. on Sunday. The gymnasiums a · day; and f~~m 6 weight tr~mm;irooi;;on p. · will als8 be open, except when ath1etic ~ cer hopes high classes are utilizing the area. and physical u~a are open during building hours, except when Handball co~ the areas but should be reserved ahead of tune classes 3:e usmg be made ;nd more information given by calling~ Reservations~Y at the P.E. issue room. _2159; or~: pool is open from 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. on Monday The SW d and from 6:30 p.m. to 9 p.m, Sunday thrnnni. through Satur ay -- Wednesday· The Human p e rformance . ger at Lab is open by appointment only ~ 553-2245. Any other information concern;- Dr RobertGrueJUil ·m · d ·tth t be --~ use of the fac 'ti es may also be obtaine a a num r. , Womens tennis Strong defense "l hope we can have a winning season this year. li ONPl"VtllriP stay around and we have few injuries, I can," Henderson concluded. t problem last year's :;.s..2 team (the in Par "de's history) had, according to ch H nderso as an inability to produce points in off ... play. " e ere in almo6t every game last year because of our • strong defense and all but one of those players be ck this )"ear." ''Our biggest kness will be in_ tbe midfield, since e no one returning.'' "1be offeme should improve this year. Of the new , five are offemive forwards, others play e will have to make midfiedlers out of a a •er;,~oung team, but I think we're one of w1.111 .. i,c;;,t around. It looks very good for the e can keep these guys around for a few three ineets Ray Zutlnec, 85; Mark Kuyawa, ; and Steve Ouistensen, 90. Other team scores ere · seconclplace UW-Oshkosh, 401: '-Eau Claire, 403; UW-La , 405; UW-Milwaukee, 409; ette, 414; UW-Whitewater, 41 ; -PlatevWe, 426; host m UW-stevens Point, 429; -Green Bay, 438; and UWStou 441. • • o en act1v1ty begins Saturday The women's tennis t~~m, under new coach Barb Ma~sky will begin their 1976 season m a triangular meet at UW-La Crosse Saturday. . Along with Parkside and LaCrosse, UW-Eau Claire will also participate in the 11 a.m. contest. The team will have three home meets this season, facing UWOshkosh, cartilage and carroll Colleges. The Rangers will participate in the UWFREE DELIVERY M ember Parkside 200 National Varsity Chili - Whitewater tournament and the W.W.I.A.C. Championships at La Crosse in October. Practice began September 7, with sessions held six times a week in preparation for the outcoming events. • • • SUBSCRIBE TO THE News of RacineProvocative Opinions FREE Want Ads to subscribers 0NL-Y $7 .00 per year 1337 Washington Ave. Racine 53403 634-7186 4437 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin Phone 654-0774 nion Square 9 p.m. '-P tudent with 50' C08tume. •2.00 othe '1.50 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 5, issue 2, September 15, 1976 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1976-09-15 Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Language A language of the resource English american federation of state, county, and municipal employees (AFSCME) antonia brico