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            <text>Suspect to be examined&#13;
Bell recovering from stabbing&#13;
by Carol Arentz&#13;
Timothy Bell, the&#13;
professor of Music&#13;
stabbed after his&#13;
preciation class on&#13;
assistant&#13;
who was&#13;
jazz apTuesday,&#13;
&#13;
April 6, is recovering from his&#13;
wound and is expected to be back&#13;
in class this week.&#13;
Since little has been reported&#13;
since the incident, RANGER&#13;
talked to Bell to get the details on&#13;
what actually happened.&#13;
"The man (Donald Keeble)&#13;
came to class late, put down his&#13;
books, and left. Since students&#13;
commonly walk in and out of&#13;
class, I paid little attention to&#13;
this. After class, as I was talking&#13;
to some other students, I noticed&#13;
him standing on the right side of&#13;
the lecture hall.&#13;
"After the other students left, I&#13;
bent down to unplug the stereo,&#13;
and became aware of his approach.&#13;
As I rose to greet him, he&#13;
pushed his right hand, where the&#13;
knife was concealed, towards me&#13;
and into my left side, just above&#13;
the belt,&#13;
"I don't remember any conversation,&#13;
I just let out a yell and&#13;
he turned and slowing walked out&#13;
the right side of the hall. Some&#13;
students followed him, notified&#13;
Security, and he was caught by&#13;
Wood Road.&#13;
"At first, I didn't realize I had&#13;
been stabbed until someone&#13;
pointed out the blood above my&#13;
belt. I then ran from the&#13;
classroom (Greenquist 103) down&#13;
to the nurse's office (WLLC&#13;
D197). From there I was transported&#13;
to St. Catherine's&#13;
Hospital, where I was kept for&#13;
three days. The wound was IV2&#13;
The Parkside&#13;
inches deep, but no surgery was&#13;
necessary."&#13;
A preliminary hearing was&#13;
held for the alleged assailant,&#13;
Donald Keeble, on April 13.&#13;
Keeble, 29, was a POW in the&#13;
Vietnam war and an outpatient at&#13;
Downey Veteran's Hospital. He&#13;
had come to class only 5 or 6&#13;
times prior to the stabbing and&#13;
had not taken any exams.&#13;
Authorities said Keeble allegedly&#13;
stabbed his mother the day&#13;
before the incident at Parkside.&#13;
Judge John Malloy sentenced&#13;
Keeble to be examined at a state&#13;
hospital for 60 days, and an additional&#13;
30 days at another institution,&#13;
if necessary. Then the&#13;
court will determine if Keeble is&#13;
competent to stand trial.&#13;
Bell concluded by saying,&#13;
"There's no logical reason for&#13;
why this happened. It was an&#13;
illogical situation that could have&#13;
happened to anyone, and there&#13;
just isn't a reason."&#13;
Timothy Bell&#13;
Field school project:&#13;
motel feasibility&#13;
RAIMGER&#13;
VOL. IV. NO. 29 APRIL 28, 1976&#13;
Bowden. Vlach win election&#13;
by Mick Andersen&#13;
Once again an anthropology&#13;
field school is being established&#13;
by Parkside on the Kaibab Paiute&#13;
Indian reservation in Arizona.&#13;
The unique five-week learning&#13;
experience will focus on&#13;
developmental change issues&#13;
facing rural North American&#13;
minorities as a whole and the&#13;
Paiute band in particular.&#13;
The Parkside students will&#13;
participate in a motel feasibility&#13;
study and be involved in&#13;
developing local resources for&#13;
tourism on the reservation.&#13;
Last year, a developmental&#13;
change school was established on&#13;
by Terri Gayhart&#13;
Kiyoko Bowden and Robert&#13;
Vlach won their bids for&#13;
president and vice president of&#13;
student government in the spring&#13;
election held April 14 and 15.&#13;
Bowden won by almost 120 votes,&#13;
a comfortable margin considerin&#13;
considering the voter turnout.&#13;
Bowden received 383 votes, Kai&#13;
Nail was second with 266 votes,&#13;
and Lawrence Tripp finished&#13;
third with 35 votes.&#13;
Vlach, Bowden's running mate,&#13;
won the race for vice president&#13;
over Rusty Tutlewski, 371 to 286.&#13;
The ballot count began at 8&#13;
p.m. Thursday, April 15, and by&#13;
10 p.m. halfway through the&#13;
counting, Bowden and Vlach&#13;
already held substantial leads.&#13;
Bowden refused to be too confident&#13;
stating that "a lead could&#13;
be as easily lost as won." Nail,&#13;
Bowden's opponent, hoped at this&#13;
point that the votes yet to be&#13;
counted were from early voters&#13;
not affected by Ranger's endorsement,&#13;
believing he would&#13;
receive a higher percentage of&#13;
their votes, but this turned out not&#13;
to be the case.&#13;
When word came that she had&#13;
won, Bowden was amazed that&#13;
she had won by such a margin,&#13;
but retorted that she "was in for a&#13;
lot of hard work," and she was&#13;
pleased that she and her running&#13;
mate Vlach "won honestly."&#13;
Kai Nail and his followers left&#13;
before the final announcement of&#13;
the victor was made, and Nail&#13;
refused to make any comments&#13;
on the outcome of the race.&#13;
Lee Wagner, current president&#13;
of student government remarked&#13;
that Bowden-Vlach's victory was&#13;
"a Victory for the people."&#13;
Also chosen the spring elections&#13;
were students to fill&#13;
positions in the Senate,&#13;
Kiyoko Bowden and Robert Vlach, newly elected president and&#13;
Government Assochition.&#13;
vice president of&#13;
photo&#13;
Parkside Student&#13;
by Terri Gayhart&#13;
the Paiute reservation with the&#13;
specific task of excavation archeological&#13;
ruins located on the&#13;
proposed site of a trailer-camper&#13;
park.&#13;
. The excavation was part of a&#13;
government-mandated environmental&#13;
impact statement&#13;
statement that has become a&#13;
prerequisite for the development&#13;
of any federally administered&#13;
area.&#13;
Largely through the efforts of&#13;
Parkside students and faculty,&#13;
with the cooperation of the&#13;
Kaibab tribe and Southern Utah&#13;
State College, the tribe saved&#13;
thousands of dollars as a result of&#13;
not having to contract out the&#13;
excavation to a private archeological&#13;
firm. *&#13;
According to Vivian Jake, the&#13;
Kaibab Paiute's tribal chairperson,&#13;
last year's field school&#13;
permitted the tribe to move&#13;
ahead with the plans for a&#13;
campground, which is to be&#13;
operational in July of this year.&#13;
One significant upshot of last&#13;
summer's efforts was that the&#13;
important ruins found amidst the&#13;
proposed park have caused the&#13;
Paiutes to modify their original&#13;
proposal to the Economic&#13;
Development Administration&#13;
(E.D.A.). The current Paiute&#13;
proposal provides for the&#13;
preservation of th e ruins, as well&#13;
as their incorporation into a&#13;
tourist attraction.&#13;
This year's field school will&#13;
also "involve a series of projects&#13;
designed to assist in increasing&#13;
the economic viability of the&#13;
tribe," according to Richard&#13;
continued on page 4&#13;
Segregated Fees Allocations&#13;
Committee and Union Operating&#13;
Board. All candidates for the&#13;
Senate and Segregated Fees&#13;
Allocations Committee will serve&#13;
in those positions.&#13;
Top vote getters in the race for&#13;
Senate were Susan Johnson,&#13;
Gregory Anderegg, and Christine&#13;
Meyer respectively. Other&#13;
senators are Marilyn Phillips,&#13;
Mary Arnold, Rob Black, and&#13;
Robert Tremonte.&#13;
The candidates for Segregated&#13;
Fees Allocations Committee&#13;
finished as follows: Glen&#13;
Christensen, 367; Craig Klappauf,&#13;
281; Peter Strutynski, 263;&#13;
Harvey Hedden, 257.&#13;
Top vote getters in the race for&#13;
Union Operating Board were&#13;
Elsa Carpenter and Bruce&#13;
Wagner, with Glen Christensen,&#13;
Gregory Anderegg, and William&#13;
Barke also elected to the board.&#13;
A bit of levity relieved the&#13;
tension of candidates waiting for&#13;
results when at 10:15 a write-in&#13;
vote was cast for Gerald Ford.&#13;
Still later at 11:34 the count was&#13;
interrupted by a message printed&#13;
in the write-in candidates space,&#13;
"NONE OF THE ABOVE."&#13;
Bothe amendments to the&#13;
P.S.G.A. constitution were&#13;
passed by huge majorities. The&#13;
amendment striking Article 4&#13;
Section 36, th e student's right to&#13;
petition for constitutional&#13;
amendments, and replacing it&#13;
with an amendment allowing&#13;
students to petition for the recall&#13;
of a senator, passed 460 to 85. The&#13;
changes in Article 4 Section 21&#13;
making the Allocations Committee&#13;
consist of 11 members at&#13;
large instead of 16 divisional&#13;
seats passed 455 to 84.&#13;
Results of the spring election&#13;
were to be made official at the&#13;
Senate meeting on Tuesday,&#13;
April 27.&#13;
Unofficial results&#13;
President&#13;
"I&#13;
(&#13;
Bowden&#13;
Nail&#13;
| Tripp&#13;
Senate&#13;
Johnson&#13;
Anderegg&#13;
Meyer&#13;
Tremonte&#13;
Arnold&#13;
Phillips&#13;
Black&#13;
383&#13;
266&#13;
• 35&#13;
349&#13;
311&#13;
307&#13;
302&#13;
290&#13;
286&#13;
247&#13;
Vice&#13;
Vlach&#13;
Tutlewski&#13;
President&#13;
371&#13;
286&#13;
Allocations&#13;
Christensen&#13;
| Klappauf&#13;
. Strutynski&#13;
f Hedden&#13;
367&#13;
281&#13;
263&#13;
257&#13;
Union Operating&#13;
Carpenter 132&#13;
Wagner . 125&#13;
Christensen 80&#13;
Barke 67&#13;
Anderegg . 51&#13;
Tremonte 46&#13;
Strutynski 45&#13;
Zybora 41&#13;
Amendments&#13;
Allocations Committeeyes-455&#13;
. no-84&#13;
Recallyes-460&#13;
no-85 &#13;
2 THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 28, 1976&#13;
A E The ParksideEDITORIAL/OPINION&#13;
Editors'Notebook&#13;
Right to endorse defended&#13;
by Jeannine Sipsma&#13;
Despite the fact that many newspapers make political endorsements,&#13;
Ranger's recent endorsement of student government&#13;
candidates had called into question our right to make such recommendations.&#13;
&#13;
Newspapers are obliged to be unbiased in news stories, but certainly&#13;
not on "the editorial page. We have the right to air our views on&#13;
the editorial page as do other students in letters to the Editor. To&#13;
question Ranger's right to make political endorsements is to question&#13;
our right to editorialize.&#13;
Some may make a distinction between a political endorsement and&#13;
the usual editoria material, and believe that Ranger should stay away&#13;
from political matters. Almost everything on which we editorialize&#13;
has some political aspect whether it's dealing with the actions of t he&#13;
Faculty Senate or student government. If we didn't feel that an issue&#13;
had some bearing on the lives of students, we wouldn't bother to&#13;
comment on it.&#13;
"A letter on this same page comments that since Ranger is a student&#13;
publication, all students should have some input on the endorsements.&#13;
Ranger is not an elected representative body, and we don't pretend to&#13;
represent the views of all students in our editorial Any student is&#13;
welcome to write for the paper or to have individual opinions&#13;
published in the form of letters.&#13;
Another objection has been that Ranger's endorsement was&#13;
responsible for the outcome of the election. This point, however&#13;
debatable, would seem to indicate that the paper has a hint of&#13;
credibility. This, in my opinion, does not constitute a bad situation.&#13;
Students obviously had the free will to vote as they chose and were not&#13;
forced to take Ranger's point of view.&#13;
The endorsement was also seen as giving the endorsed candidates&#13;
an "unfair" advantage in that they distributed the paper as campaign&#13;
literature. I must say that I've seen the Ranger used for much less&#13;
honorable purposes than this, and have no personal objection to any&#13;
student who wishes to handdistribute the paper in Main Place. We did&#13;
not print that issue to be used as a hand bill, but there seemed to be no&#13;
reason to stop the candidates from distributing it.&#13;
Also called into question was the process whereby the candidates&#13;
were chosen for endorsement. With the exception of one member who&#13;
was out of town, all editors and managers of the Ranger Advisory&#13;
Board were asked to participate in interviewing the candidates and&#13;
vote on the endorsement. Those people who attended all of the interviews&#13;
deliberated on the question, listing the various platforms and&#13;
the pros and cons of e ach candidate and then came to a decision. I&#13;
personally wrote the editorial attempting to represent the views held&#13;
by members of the Board.&#13;
I believe this was a fair and somewhat orderly process. This is not a&#13;
procedure which is usually used in the forma ation. of Ranger&#13;
editorials but due to the nature of the subject I felt it would b be wise&#13;
to come to a group decision which could claim legitimacy as a Ranger&#13;
staff opinion. The procedure should have avoided&#13;
out it mildly it did not. I'm still convinced that Easter vacation was&#13;
the only occurance which prevented the office from bemg firebombed&#13;
though I feel I may be speaking too soon. .&#13;
Rarujer's endorsement was not meant to b e as charged: a devious&#13;
personal attack on the other candidates. Rather it was for the purpose&#13;
of projecting Ranger's views to students who were unable to interview&#13;
the candidates for themselves. I also do not feel that endorsement of&#13;
the winning candidates binds Ranger to blindly support them&#13;
editorially throughout the coming year, nor will news stories be intentionally&#13;
biased in their favor. _ ,,&#13;
We really appreciate receiving letters from students and I really&#13;
hate like hell to respond to one in the same issue in which it's printed,&#13;
but I just can't resist asking Mr. Maynard one question. How can you&#13;
object to Ranger's right to editorialize, but yet claim that right for&#13;
yourself7&#13;
I believe I can speak for the entire staff when I say that Ranger feels&#13;
the expression of various opinions is constructive and necessary in&#13;
formulating individual views, and a s a newspaper we reserve the&#13;
right to express our opinions and invite others to express their s so that&#13;
we may all benefit from the experience. Opinion, however, has its&#13;
place and we make every attempt to keep it out of news articles. At&#13;
this point I see no reason why Ranger should discontinue making&#13;
political endorsements. If the content of our editorials raises controversy&#13;
than we will accept this and later publish opposing views, but&#13;
we will not stop editorializing for fear of this controversy.&#13;
by Bruce Wagner&#13;
News and Production Coordinator&#13;
We felt that the PSGA elections needed some sort of endorsement&#13;
due to the fact that the Chancellor is now working through the PSGA&#13;
for various positions to campus committees. The editorial was written&#13;
to endorse the Bowden-Vlach ticket because we thought they could&#13;
best handle the student body's needs more than the Nall-Tutlewski&#13;
ticket.&#13;
Our job is to report the news without bias and if we can't do that,&#13;
we'd better hang up our typewriter now. The Ranger will continue to&#13;
report any thing which affects the student as fairly and as completely&#13;
as possible.&#13;
UE PEG&#13;
GOJCUBE&#13;
Letters to the editor are welcome. Contributions of up&#13;
to 250 words are due by Thursday of each week. The&#13;
Ranger editorial staff shall reserve the right to edit&#13;
for length and correct spelling.&#13;
Endorsements rebuked&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
It is my intent that it should be&#13;
known that I am quite&#13;
dissatisfied with your rather&#13;
cheap and egregious "political"&#13;
endorsement of candidates in last&#13;
week's RANGER; and, all the&#13;
more, I believe that this sentiment&#13;
is being held by a considerable&#13;
number of other&#13;
Parkside students and faculty!&#13;
Personally, I believe that your&#13;
conduct concerning the endorsement&#13;
of c ertain candidates&#13;
(complete with photographs&#13;
larger than those usually&#13;
reserved for foreign dignitaries)&#13;
is extremely irresponsible-if not&#13;
a blatant disregard of yo ur duties&#13;
as an unbiased observer, and&#13;
then reporter of campus "happenings."&#13;
Furthermore, am I to&#13;
assume that hence forth the&#13;
RANGER will report to me with&#13;
unbiased ink an accurate account&#13;
of Parkside's political life-since&#13;
you (the RANGER) have endorsed&#13;
certain candidates in&#13;
toto? Common sense and better&#13;
judgement suggest to me that in&#13;
the future if I desire to find out&#13;
what is really happening in&#13;
Parkside's political arena, that&#13;
I'd be better off listening to the&#13;
campus scuttle-butt! Also, I was&#13;
under the impression that the&#13;
RANGER is a campus&#13;
newspaper published by the&#13;
student body? If that is the case,&#13;
then the RANGER did not endorse&#13;
those candidates in totosince&#13;
I for one (being a student)&#13;
did not endorse any of the candidates&#13;
which the RANGER&#13;
surreptitiously endorsed without&#13;
my consent, nor the consent of&#13;
many other "students."&#13;
In conclusion, least you have&#13;
somehow missed my meaning in&#13;
this letter, I shall repeat it again&#13;
succinctly: You have lost all&#13;
respect and credibility in my&#13;
eyes when it comes to the&#13;
reporting of campus affairs of the&#13;
political sort. Also, it is a good&#13;
thing that the RANGER is "free"&#13;
(to some extent), and if there&#13;
were another paper on this&#13;
campus, I would most certainly&#13;
peruse it before skimming your&#13;
version of journalistic&#13;
propaganda. The reason is of&#13;
course that I would like some&#13;
unbiased facts, instead of the&#13;
cheap editorializing you have&#13;
now become notorious for!&#13;
David M. Maynard&#13;
Stabbing&#13;
causes&#13;
anxiety&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
Another day, Another paper.&#13;
Another stabbing. Another&#13;
stabbing? The near fatal incident&#13;
exposed itself in the halls of my&#13;
academic institution, the occurence&#13;
leading my emotions to&#13;
the land of anxiety.&#13;
Fortunately, I abstained from&#13;
attending my jazz appreciation&#13;
class on the morning of Tuesday,&#13;
my absence rescuing me from&#13;
any unpleasantries I may have&#13;
encountered in my departure&#13;
from that class, besides, I own an&#13;
alka seltzer prone stomach.&#13;
I would like to sincerely wish&#13;
Timothy Bell a speedy and&#13;
complete recovery, I have faith&#13;
that his optimistic wit withstood&#13;
the onslaught.&#13;
Yes, another day is ticked&#13;
away and this episode walks&#13;
through the doors of history, soon&#13;
to be forgotten by those who have&#13;
no direct contact with Professor&#13;
Bell. But the feedback filters&#13;
through the ventilation system&#13;
here at Parkside, encompassing&#13;
and haunting the non-apathetic&#13;
student. This feedback can be&#13;
simply paraphrased as; "an&#13;
empty school, lonely hall,&#13;
behind; an echoing footstep!&#13;
should I walk or run?&#13;
Thomas Heinz&#13;
Opinions&#13;
requested&#13;
on parking&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
A team of P arkside students is&#13;
planning to present a proposal for&#13;
a new parking system. We would&#13;
like the opinions of those who&#13;
park at Parkside before we make&#13;
the presentation. It would be&#13;
greatly appreciated if the&#13;
following questionaire could be&#13;
filled out and turned in at the&#13;
information desk by those involved.&#13;
&#13;
1. The parking system would be&#13;
more desirable if there was one&#13;
color of parking permits. A.&#13;
Agree B. Disagree C. Don't Care.&#13;
2. Saturday and night students&#13;
should be required to purchase a&#13;
permit. A. Agree B. Disagree C.&#13;
Don't Care.&#13;
3. There should be an X amount&#13;
of cents added to the tickets of&#13;
non-students who attend special&#13;
events (concerts, basketball&#13;
continued on page 3 &#13;
Kenosha com in&#13;
THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 28, 1976 3&#13;
A science of laughter&#13;
by Bill Robbins&#13;
After being pointed and laughed at most of my life,&#13;
I decided to get paid for it."&#13;
That, among other less facetious reasons, is why&#13;
Pete Christensen became a comedian.Kenosha-born&#13;
and-bred, Christensen is anincreasinglyfamiliar figure&#13;
on the midwest entertainment scene. He has performed&#13;
at one-third of this state's colleges and&#13;
universities, including Parkside, and has worked&#13;
numerous big-name nightspots, including the Playboy&#13;
Club. His formula for success is as simple as it is&#13;
original:&#13;
"Humor can be approached from three different&#13;
perspectives: as a business, a science, or as an art&#13;
form. I look at it as a science. I try to discover what&#13;
people laugh at and why, then I experiment with different&#13;
kinds of humor while analyzing reactions."&#13;
Christensen formally began his career at 19. Informally,&#13;
much to the dismay of his teachers, he has&#13;
been performing since elementary school. He first&#13;
publicly announced his desire to become a comic when&#13;
he was in third grade; his teacher rolled her eyes and&#13;
suggested a more realistic career. Now, at 22,&#13;
Christensen abhors the many stigmas attached to&#13;
comedians.&#13;
"For two years I wouldn't tell anyone that I was&#13;
actually working as a comedian. If I told someone, they&#13;
would think I was either bragging or lying or nuts.&#13;
Even today my relatives ask, "Can't you get a job at&#13;
American Motors?"&#13;
Why then, does he remain a comedian?&#13;
"For me, the life is creatively gratifying. Also, like&#13;
all Kenoshans, I'm lazy and a natural lier."&#13;
Christensen's humor is suggestive, volatile, and&#13;
Conference to discuss&#13;
almost always potentially offensive. One of his tavorue&#13;
comedic targets is Kenosha:&#13;
"They could take all the sincerity in Kenosha and put&#13;
it in a pea and still have room for my agent's heart."&#13;
Still, with all his provocative pot shots at people and&#13;
society, Christensen rarely exempts himself from&#13;
satirical debasement. In fact, one of his most effective&#13;
laugh-eliciting techniques is verbal self-abuse.&#13;
"My biggest fear in life is that I'm gonna die and&#13;
come back reincarnated as myself," quips the rapidfire&#13;
comic. Later, "They're gonna make a game show&#13;
based on my sex life. It'll be called "Split Second"."&#13;
Once, while performing at Wilmot High School, a&#13;
questionable arena for Christensen's humor, he was&#13;
thrown off stage. He explains:&#13;
"The principal's wife was offended by my jokes&#13;
about masturbation. I think I struck too close to&#13;
home."&#13;
Attesting to the substantial difficulty of gaining&#13;
widespread recognition is his lamely selling comic&#13;
L.P. entitled "It All Comes Out in the End." Only 600&#13;
copies have been sold in its one year of e xistence. Says&#13;
Christensen: It'll end up on the bargain rack at K-Mart&#13;
if I'm lucky."&#13;
But the fast talking comedian is not to be&#13;
discouraged, either by present vicissitudes or by the&#13;
hard road ahead. He has written a book, "It's Only Skin&#13;
Deep," about a contemporary Ishmael in search of a n&#13;
ultimate cure for acne. The book will be published&#13;
soon, pending Christensen's extrication from what he&#13;
inelegantly calls his "current financial enema." If the&#13;
book captures Christensen's flair for improvisational&#13;
humor and spontaneous witticism, it promises to be&#13;
worth reading.&#13;
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COCKTAILS QUIET&#13;
women's studies&#13;
MADISON-Three UWParkside&#13;
people will be panelists&#13;
and discussion leaders at a&#13;
University of Wisconsin System&#13;
conference for faculty and administrators&#13;
in Women's Studies&#13;
programs to be held in Madison,&#13;
Thursday, April 29 through&#13;
Saturday, May 1.&#13;
Those involved with the conference&#13;
are: Joseph Boisse,&#13;
director of the Library; Teresa&#13;
Peck, assistant Professor of&#13;
Education; and Kenneth Herrick,&#13;
Collection Development&#13;
Librarian.&#13;
The theme of t he conference is&#13;
"Development of Resources for&#13;
Women's Studies." It will open&#13;
Thursday evening with a&#13;
welcome by System Senior Vice&#13;
President Donald K. Smith and&#13;
a panel on "The Basis for&#13;
Building Women's Studies&#13;
Programs Library Resource&#13;
continued on page 4&#13;
24th and 25th on 60th St. Kenosha, Wisconsin&#13;
Letters&#13;
con't.&#13;
continued from page 2&#13;
games, etc.) to help pay for&#13;
parking. A. Agree B. Disagree C.&#13;
Don't Care.&#13;
Linda Truax&#13;
Issues should be delayed&#13;
To the RANGER Staff:&#13;
In our recent discussion, the&#13;
discussion concerning the&#13;
Ranger's endorsement, I feel I&#13;
avoided your questions.&#13;
My seemingly lack of&#13;
knowledge on issues you felt were&#13;
of campus importance, I feel&#13;
were no more than issues of&#13;
importance to a precious few at&#13;
this time.&#13;
Most of the students at&#13;
Parkside, including myself feel&#13;
very little need to explore the&#13;
value of Rigid University of&#13;
Wisconsin Parkside policies&#13;
which only a united student body&#13;
could have hopes of c hanging. So&#13;
that is the reason I hoped the&#13;
Ranger staff had the insight to&#13;
discuss the value of student unity&#13;
more than the issues of special&#13;
interest groups. This by no means&#13;
is to say these issues you wished&#13;
to discuss should never be handled&#13;
or cared for. But the handling&#13;
of these issues should be&#13;
delayed until the students stand&#13;
united.&#13;
If the present student government&#13;
and it's leadership tried to&#13;
fulfill the basic needs of the&#13;
students first, such problems as&#13;
you asked could be handled effectively.&#13;
&#13;
And if the Ranger based it's&#13;
endorsement* on the students&#13;
needs more than it based it on&#13;
questions of special interest&#13;
groups the Ranger could be a&#13;
forerunner in getting a more&#13;
responsive student government.&#13;
A student government responsive&#13;
to the needs of t he entire student&#13;
body, not the precious few.&#13;
Lawrence R. Tripp&#13;
ex Candidate for President&#13;
P.S. This letter was written prior&#13;
to the student elections.&#13;
ANHEUSER-BUSCH. IN C. • ST. LOUIS&#13;
When you say Budweiser, you've said it all!&#13;
E. F . M adrigrano &#13;
4 THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 28, 1976&#13;
Students unprepared&#13;
American education failing&#13;
(CPS) - The Office of E ducation (under the Department of Health,&#13;
Education and Welfare,) came out with a policy statement on career&#13;
education which reflects the current criticism leveled against&#13;
American education. The crux of that office's conclusions is that&#13;
American education is failing to prepare students for the "world of&#13;
work."&#13;
The policy statement concludes that:&#13;
-To many people leaving the American educational system are&#13;
deficient in the basic skills required for a modern, rapidly changing&#13;
society.&#13;
-Too many students fail to see the meaningful relationships between&#13;
what they are being asked to learn in school and what they will do&#13;
when they leave the educational system.&#13;
-American education, as presently structured, meets the&#13;
educational needs of that minority of peo ple who eventually graduate&#13;
from college. It fails to give attention to the vast majority of students&#13;
who will never graduate from college.&#13;
-American education has not kept pace with the rapidity of c hange&#13;
in our "post-industrial occupational society." As a result, when&#13;
worker qualifications are compared with job requirements, there are&#13;
tremendous numbers of o ver-educated and under-educated workers.&#13;
The boredom of t he over-educated worker and the frustration of the&#13;
under-educated worker have contributed to "growing worker&#13;
alienation in the total occupational society."&#13;
-The growing need for and presence of women in the workforce has&#13;
not been reflected adequately in high school or college.&#13;
-Insufficient attention has been given to learning opportunities&#13;
which exist outside the structure of f ormal education.&#13;
-The general public, including parents, business and labor, has not&#13;
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been given an adequate role in the forming of educational policy at all&#13;
levels.&#13;
-American education does not meet the needs of minority or&#13;
economically disadvantaged students. .&#13;
-Education after high school has not given enough emphasis 10&#13;
occupational programs being "inharmony with academic programs.&#13;
The Carnegie Corporation, a private educational foundation which&#13;
gave over $13 million in grants last year, also came to the conclusion&#13;
that higher education has not fulfilled its obligations and is heade or&#13;
serious trouble. But, contrary to the government's stress on more&#13;
career-oriented education, the Carnegie report found that there s&#13;
been too much emphasis on economic and career goals.&#13;
The Carnegie study was capped by an essay by its president, Alan&#13;
Pifer, entitled Higher Education in the Nation's Consciousness. Pifer&#13;
warned that unless great changes are made, the nation's colleges&#13;
could end up as an "array of s tagnant institutions, plagued by low&#13;
morale, unable to meet the demands of s ociety."&#13;
To counteract this trend, said Pifer, universities "must stop trying&#13;
to sell higher education to potential students on the grounds primarily&#13;
of its economic benefits." The emphasis, rather, should be on&#13;
developing "intellectual abilities, humanistic understanding and&#13;
aesthetic sensibilities."&#13;
The Carnegie findings also concluded that liberal arts, "which are&#13;
the very heart of higher education," must not be neglected. "We dare&#13;
not turn out narrowly trained graduates who lack the breadth and&#13;
flexibility of mind that will be required for intelligent decision-making&#13;
in a rapidly changing world."&#13;
Women&#13;
Development."&#13;
General sessions on Friday&#13;
are: "Introduction to Women's&#13;
Studies at Wisconsin Campuses,"&#13;
"How to Develop a Women's&#13;
Studies Program," and&#13;
"Overcoming Resistance to&#13;
Women's Studies."&#13;
Concurrent workshops will&#13;
offer those attending a choice of&#13;
such topics as program funding;&#13;
publicizing and drawing faculty&#13;
into women's studies programs;&#13;
solving problems of interdisciplinary&#13;
instruction; the&#13;
continued from page 3&#13;
student experience in women's&#13;
studies; course content, structure,&#13;
and materials; outreach as&#13;
a component on women's studies&#13;
programs; and building interdisciplinary&#13;
women's studies&#13;
library collections.&#13;
Further information is avilable&#13;
from UW-Central Administration:&#13;
Dr. Karen Merritt,&#13;
1630 Van Hise Hall, Madison&#13;
53706, (608) 262-5851; or Audrey&#13;
Roberts, 1549 Van Hise Hall,&#13;
Madison 53706, (608) 262-3761.&#13;
Reeves,&#13;
Kubly&#13;
finalists&#13;
Two Parkside professors are&#13;
among finalists in the annual&#13;
awards competition of the&#13;
Wisconsin Council for Writers.&#13;
One of the professors, Thomas&#13;
Reeves, is also a successful&#13;
candidate for a summer National&#13;
Endowment for the Humanities&#13;
research grant of $2,000 for a new&#13;
biography.&#13;
Reeves, a professor of history,&#13;
is a nominee in the book length&#13;
non-fiction category for his&#13;
biography, "Gentlemen Boss:&#13;
The Life of Chester A. Arthur,"&#13;
published by Aarthur A. Knopf,&#13;
and warmly received by&#13;
reviewers in both scholarly&#13;
journals and in the popular press.&#13;
Herbert Kubly, professor of&#13;
English, is a nominee in the booklength&#13;
fiction for his novel, "The&#13;
Duchess of Glover," published&#13;
last spring by Doubleday and&#13;
soon to be issued in paperback by&#13;
Avon.&#13;
Kubly received the Council's&#13;
1970 award for book length nonfiction&#13;
for "Gods and Heroes,"&#13;
his travel memoir of Greece in&#13;
the last days of the monarchy and&#13;
won a National Book Award for&#13;
an earlier volume j "American in&#13;
Italy."&#13;
Winners will share in $2,500 in&#13;
prizes to be awarded in six&#13;
categories on April 24.&#13;
Reeves is the first Parkside&#13;
nominee to be successful&#13;
candidate for the prestigious&#13;
awards, which will provide&#13;
moneys for research on former&#13;
Wisconsin Senator Joe McCarthy,&#13;
which will form the basis&#13;
for a upcoming biography to be&#13;
published by Stein and Day.&#13;
Field school&#13;
continued from page 1&#13;
Stoffle, coordinator of the Anthropology&#13;
discipline.&#13;
The motel feasibility study is&#13;
one area proposed for student&#13;
participation. In order for the&#13;
tribe to make a decision on the&#13;
construction of a tribally owned&#13;
and operated motel a survey of&#13;
the attitudes and needs of tourists&#13;
frequenting the area is needed.&#13;
"In an intensive study we&#13;
would hope to survey over 2,000&#13;
tourists in the area at the north&#13;
rim of the Grand Canyon, at&#13;
Jacob's Lake, in Zion National&#13;
park, and elsewhere in the&#13;
The Parkside Ranger is written and edited by the students of the&#13;
University of Wisconsin-Parkside who are solely responsible for its&#13;
editorial policy and content. Editorial and Business mm?.&#13;
Newsroom 553-2295. business 553-2287;&#13;
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Jeannine Sipsma&#13;
NEWS &amp; PR ODUCTION COORDINATOR: Bruce Wagner&#13;
NEWS DEPARTMENTS:&#13;
ADMINISTRATION &amp; P OLICIES: Mick Andersen&#13;
STUDENT GROUPS-SPEAKERS-EVENTS: Diane Carlson,&#13;
SMI: Dave Brandt Terri Gayhart&#13;
FEATURE EDITOR: Mick Andersen&#13;
COPY EDITOR: Mike Terry&#13;
SPORTS EDITOR: Thorn Aiello&#13;
VISAGE EDITOR: jeffery j. swencki&#13;
BUSINESS MANAGER: Cathy Brnak&#13;
ADVERTISING MANAGER: Gerry Ferch&#13;
PHOTO EDITOR: Michael Nepper&#13;
WRITERS: Judy Trudrung, Betsy Neu, Carol Arentz, Kai Nail Phil&#13;
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region", Stoffle enthused.&#13;
Among the other projects to be&#13;
tackied this summer are the&#13;
mapping and preliminary laying&#13;
out of trails on the tribal lands, as&#13;
well as tentative environmental&#13;
survey work. The work on the&#13;
trails will "take into consideration&#13;
the interesting&#13;
features of the flora and fauna, as&#13;
well as the geography and archeology&#13;
of the area," according&#13;
to Stoffle.&#13;
"We don't have time to build&#13;
trails, nor would we want to rush&#13;
into it, but we hope to lay the&#13;
groundwork for another season's&#13;
work," Stoffle added.&#13;
Perhaps one of the most interesting&#13;
features of e xperiential&#13;
education is its impact on those&#13;
who interact with the selfmotivated&#13;
learner.&#13;
When questioned on Paiute&#13;
reaction to last summer's invasion&#13;
by incipient anthropologists&#13;
Stoffle replied,&#13;
"That's really hard to say. I&#13;
would say that we were the&#13;
largest group of AngloAmericans&#13;
ever to reside on the&#13;
reservation. It created a situation&#13;
of intensive contact between&#13;
Paiutes and Anglos as equals&#13;
rather than the typical dominantsubordinate&#13;
relationship found in&#13;
most Anglo-Paiute interactions."&#13;
"It probably will change Paiute&#13;
attitudes towards Anglos&#13;
somewhat," he concluded. &#13;
THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 28, 1976 5&#13;
Piaget goes to kindergarten&#13;
by Mick Andersen&#13;
The New Kindergarten, an affiliate of Kenosha's&#13;
New Nursery, is definitely not one of those&#13;
operations where the little crumb-crushers run&#13;
around terrorizing their animal-cracker eating&#13;
teachers, while doting parents enthuse over the&#13;
advantages of e litist education - all in the name of&#13;
the 4&#13;
'open classroom."&#13;
Instead the New Kindergarten approach is&#13;
scientifically sound, and incorporates the theories&#13;
of F rench developmental psychologist Jean Piaget&#13;
into a pragmatic program for children of d iffering&#13;
cultural backrounds and wide and varied social and&#13;
economic status.&#13;
The ideas of Piaget are fast coming into vogue&#13;
these days as a means of allowing children the right&#13;
of self-expression while giving the necessary&#13;
structure for optimal educational and social performance.&#13;
&#13;
Karen Malsch, a Parkside senior, coordinates the&#13;
kindergarten. Malsch sees "the manipulation of&#13;
objects as the best way of learning. The child's&#13;
active exploration is done through a rich and&#13;
diverse environment."&#13;
The students are grouped into classes according&#13;
to developmental progress not according to&#13;
chronological age - another important Piagetian&#13;
principle. While there is no age limit for enrollment&#13;
the current range of ages is from 4 to 6 years, with&#13;
many of the children proficient at reading, some at&#13;
the junior high school level.&#13;
Not all the children are gifted however, Ms.&#13;
Malsch explained. Many of the students function&#13;
within the "normal" range of abilities.&#13;
"What is most important is the child's qualitative&#13;
thought," Malsch asserted. "Most schools emphasize&#13;
quantitative thinking, or how much the&#13;
children know, cramming facts and figures into the&#13;
curriculum without much concern for the process of&#13;
learning. We believe that how a child thinks is as&#13;
important as what he knows," she added.&#13;
Children actively involved in the learning process&#13;
is-the cornerstone of the New Kindergarten approach&#13;
and is readily evident by the layout of the&#13;
physical plant. There is a sandbox with measuring&#13;
tools to facilitate comparisons, easels are always&#13;
available for painting, a clay area with five potters'&#13;
wheels has someone who teaches ceramics, and&#13;
there is even a library learning center - complete&#13;
with books and quiet area.&#13;
A home-life area, or "Wendy House," and an area&#13;
for carpentry prompted this reporter to question&#13;
Ms. Malsch on the possibility of these serving to&#13;
teach the children a sexist view of the division of&#13;
labor.&#13;
"There doesn't seem to be a lot of active sex&#13;
differences," Ms. Malsch replied. "The children&#13;
really don't divide themselves in that way."&#13;
The role of teacher is a unique one when practiced&#13;
from the Piagetian view. "There are at least two&#13;
people acting in the teaching capacity at all times,"&#13;
Ms. Malsch explained, "our belief is that no one&#13;
person can be the source of all knowledge." Malsch&#13;
added tha the student-teacher ratio is between four&#13;
and six to one, and that both men and women are&#13;
employed there.&#13;
This rather egaliterian concept of the&#13;
teacher's role has another dimension: "We see the&#13;
teacher as an educational facilitator, rather than s a&#13;
dicitator like you might fine in a traditional school&#13;
setting," Malsch declared. "Children should be&#13;
encouraged to pursue their own interests."&#13;
Ms. Malsch took pains to emphasize the difference&#13;
between the open-classroom approach and&#13;
that of the "free school." "People often confuse the&#13;
open classroom with the free school.&#13;
An o pen classroom gives freedom within structure&#13;
and children, especially young children, need&#13;
structure," she concluded.&#13;
The New Kindergarten and New Nursery schools&#13;
operate out of the St. Joseph's High School building&#13;
in Kenosha, though they are non-sectarian ventures.&#13;
&#13;
Student working with ceramics&#13;
at Kenosha's "New Kindergarten."&#13;
&#13;
photo by Van Thompson&#13;
The P.A.B. invites&#13;
you to&#13;
The 8th Annual&#13;
"The End"&#13;
Celebration&#13;
May 22 &amp; 23&#13;
Under the circus tent.&#13;
2 Big days of&#13;
entertainment, beer and&#13;
fun for all&#13;
( IsT J&#13;
C/&gt;6olf&#13;
pays 51/2%&#13;
on pa§§book&#13;
Savings'. f&#13;
On-Campus Service. . .Room 235 Tallent Hall&#13;
Phone: 553-2150&#13;
Main Office: 1400 No. Newman Rd. Racine&#13;
Phone 634-6661&#13;
HEY PARKSIDE!!&#13;
Oly Draft is Here&#13;
mJts the Water®&#13;
OLYMPIA BREWING COMPANY O IYMP1A • ST.PAUL&#13;
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, PrnniM&#13;
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Adopted By P ete, John Botley&#13;
April 28&#13;
7:30 p.m.&#13;
COMM ARTS&#13;
THEATER&#13;
Gen. adm.-$2 public,&#13;
$1 UW-P students&#13;
Tickets at Info. Kiosk&#13;
In p art k, Tfc. Art.^Coukcll Tfc. N .ttoa.1&#13;
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"Live entertainment every&#13;
Thursday night"&#13;
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6 TH E PARKSIDE RANGER April 28, 1976&#13;
Hello Wisconsin.&#13;
Our name is Olympia Beer, and we're new&#13;
around here.&#13;
You may have already heard of us. From&#13;
friends. Or when you were visiting another&#13;
part of the country.&#13;
There are those around who think we're&#13;
one of the finest premium beers in America.&#13;
We think so too.&#13;
If that sounds just a bit immodest,&#13;
it shouldn't.&#13;
You see, while we're new around here,&#13;
we're not new to brewing beer. We've been&#13;
making crisp, clean tasting Olympia since 1896.&#13;
That's when our founder, Leopold Schmidt,&#13;
discovered what he considered to be the finest&#13;
brewing water he'd ever come across. And&#13;
when he found the area around that brewing&#13;
water also grew exceptional hops and especially&#13;
rich grains, he went about the business of&#13;
brewing Olympia Beer.&#13;
Through four generations, Olympia has&#13;
maintained that same dedication to quality&#13;
that Leopold Schmidt brought to the brewing&#13;
of his beer. And while lots of beers are willing&#13;
to tell you that they do too, we can prove&#13;
it's true for us.&#13;
How?&#13;
Well, just to give you one example, from&#13;
1942 to 1946 when World War II m eant that&#13;
many basic raw materials were restricted,&#13;
rather than put out an inferior product,&#13;
Olympia chose to withdraw from most of&#13;
its markets.&#13;
It's still the way we work today. If the&#13;
quality of the ingredients just doesn't&#13;
measure up to our standards, we'd rather stop&#13;
selling Oly (that's what most of our friends&#13;
call us) than sell you something just to be&#13;
making sales.&#13;
And we'd rather wait to move into a new&#13;
area till we're certain that the Olympia Beer&#13;
we're bringing in would be something Leopold&#13;
Schmidt would be proud of. That's what took&#13;
us so long to get here.&#13;
In eighty years, we've never compromised&#13;
the quality of our beer for anything.&#13;
Not even to be with new neighbors.&#13;
A great beer doesn't change. Olympia never will. &#13;
Studies indicate&#13;
Colleges male dominated&#13;
(CpS)_"It's a man's world" may still hold true on&#13;
college c ampuses, despite attempts by the women's&#13;
movement to eliminate discrimination in higher&#13;
education. k&#13;
Most colleges are dominated by male profs who are&#13;
"relatively insensitive" to issues affecting their&#13;
female students and colleagues, according to an&#13;
analysis of the attitudes of professors at four-year&#13;
institutions.&#13;
The data, which was compiled by the American&#13;
Council of Education during 1972-73, was analyzed&#13;
recently by Elizabeth Tidball, a physiology professor&#13;
at George Washington University.&#13;
Tidball found that male and female teachers were&#13;
more supportive of students of their own sex. However,&#13;
since men faculty members greatly outnumber&#13;
women, " the climate for men students is more cordial"&#13;
than for women students.&#13;
Male faculty members were considerably less interested&#13;
in issues like discrimination and child care&#13;
than were the female profs.&#13;
"The relatively small proportion of women faculty&#13;
on most campuses assures that women students will&#13;
have few adult, same-sex role models," says Tidball.&#13;
While the women faculty are affirming of women&#13;
... . -&#13;
1 ' • "" ' - ijHM nil ill i •• '• -&#13;
students, their own level of sel f-esteem runs very low.&#13;
The examples of achieving women for students at most&#13;
institutions are faculty who are clustered in the lower&#13;
ranks without tenure, and faculty whose salaries are&#13;
less than those of their men colleagues at every rank."&#13;
Women students find the most supportive environments&#13;
at women's colleges, according to Tidball.&#13;
About 45 p ercent of the faculty members there are&#13;
women, and they rate themselves higher in self-esteem&#13;
than do women teaching in co-educational universities&#13;
and colleges.&#13;
Male profs at women's colleges also expressed a&#13;
greater concern for issues affecting women. The&#13;
highest percentage of men who disagreed strongly with&#13;
the statement: "male students comprehend course&#13;
material better than female students," taught at&#13;
women's colleges.&#13;
In a study of wom en achieves conducted by Tidball&#13;
several years ago, she found that "graduates of&#13;
women's colleges are twice as likely to be cited for&#13;
career achievement as are women graduates of&#13;
coeducational institutions."&#13;
Her findings were based on a five-decade comparison&#13;
of 1,500 women selected at random from Who's&#13;
Who Of American Women.&#13;
Wednesday, April 28&#13;
Skellar: from 11:30-1:30&#13;
Student Concert: 3:30 p.m. in Comm. Arts Theater&#13;
Gallery: Parkside Art Association Student Art Show opens at 5:00 in&#13;
Comm. Arts Gallery.&#13;
Play: Organic Theater production of Ray Bradbury's "Dandelion&#13;
Wine. Comm. Arts Theater at 7:30 p.m. Admission $1.00 for Parkside&#13;
students and $2.00 for general admission.&#13;
Thursday, April 29&#13;
Lecture: Parkside Activities Board presents Julian Bond at 8 p.m.&#13;
Admission $1 for Parkside students and $1.50 for general admission.&#13;
Friday, April 30&#13;
Concert: Jazz Band at 3 p.m. in Student Activities Building. Free.&#13;
Conference: "Man and Industry" 8 p.m. in Comm. Arts Theater.&#13;
Also May 1.&#13;
Lecture: "Feminism and Socialism" in Classroom D101&#13;
Saturday, May 1&#13;
Conference: "Man and Industry" in Middle Main Place at 8:30 a.m.&#13;
Events information must be in Ranger office by Thursday noon.&#13;
"What's Next?" is the topic of&#13;
Georgia legislator Julian Bond,&#13;
self-described apotheosis (or&#13;
perfect example) of the "new&#13;
politics," for a lecture at&#13;
Parkside 's Communication Arts&#13;
Theater at 8 p.m. on Thursday,&#13;
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sit thinking miss-tempered metaphores&#13;
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yet so different the image would catch&#13;
upon the third eye of demension&#13;
untumbled in time&#13;
spacially stabile,&#13;
yet in truth, a real You.&#13;
and You&#13;
on reading this human impurity&#13;
might realize the reality in ambition&#13;
such as mine and drawn to reading more&#13;
might know how littered i am i am&#13;
with visages of living You.&#13;
but we are&#13;
condemned to wallow in words and willows&#13;
and i don't just want to love You&#13;
i want to Be You.&#13;
but here i sit&#13;
typewriting my way to Gone alone again.&#13;
jeffrey j. swencki&#13;
No. 1&#13;
Slipping out of peels&#13;
Stepping out of modesty&#13;
Unveiling the shrine a lifetime took to build,&#13;
but quickly to dissemble&#13;
A no velty worn thin...trembling&#13;
Expecting, not exploring&#13;
but wanting to enjoy nonetheless -&#13;
sometimes too much&#13;
A D esperado searching...&#13;
racing past the sidelines of tenderness as Numb rejects Joy&#13;
Impatient...&#13;
Frustatrated...&#13;
again.&#13;
(Kathy Johns)&#13;
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On W ednesday, April 14, I took part in something I&#13;
never took part in before. A good friend of mine, jeffrey&#13;
j. swencki, and the English department, sponsored a&#13;
poetry-prose reading open to students and faculty. Ten&#13;
of Parkside's poetry-prose writing students took part&#13;
in the reading.&#13;
The night began with Jack Cody whose soothing&#13;
verse prologued the evening. Mick Andersen followed&#13;
presenting several comments of t he political situation&#13;
of t he years past, along with some provocative comments&#13;
on heroes of the day.&#13;
Parside's answer to George Carlin, Bill Barke, came&#13;
next with a few seriocomic views of the world which&#13;
provided a welcome dramatic relief to all.&#13;
; I took the stool next with poems ranging from the&#13;
serious to the satiric.&#13;
After Betty Olson's three excellent poems, and a new&#13;
look into the haiku world we took a break.&#13;
Billiards and magic, captured in short stories, were&#13;
presented by Art Monterastelli and Mark Schall&#13;
followed by well received poetry by Lorraine Bose.&#13;
The most accomplished poet of the night, Daniel&#13;
Ramirez, read several selections dealing with his life&#13;
and ours.&#13;
jeffrey j. swencki then took the stool himself reading&#13;
several of his VISAGE poems and few unpublished&#13;
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summer school, it is mandatory that you&#13;
make sure as soon as. possible that you&#13;
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by Thom Aiello. .Sports&#13;
Marathon&#13;
Goals realized through pain&#13;
Tennis team rolls along;&#13;
crushes Carroll, Carthage&#13;
Since losing the season-opener against Marquette University, the&#13;
men's tennis team has rolled past the next five teams: Carthage,&#13;
Milton, Carroll, St. Norbert, and Northeastern Illinois. Last Saturday's&#13;
match, at Milton College, was rained-out.&#13;
Coach Dick Frecka said, "I thought Carroll and Carthage would be&#13;
tougher." Parkside won those 9-0 and 8-1, respectively. Frecka named&#13;
Gregg Pfarr and number-one player Chris Johnson as his two best&#13;
players to date. Both lead the squad in wins. Mike Olson is still undefeated&#13;
for the Rangers, but missed last week's play while&#13;
vacationing with his family.&#13;
Wednesday has Parkside hosting Concordia College, while UWWaukesha&#13;
Center visits on Friday. Next Monday UWP has a rematch&#13;
at Northeastern Illinois. All starting times are 3 p.m.&#13;
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Twenty-six miles, 385 yards. The marathon.&#13;
Add to that the name of a city - Boston.&#13;
The sum of t his is something magical, something&#13;
mystical. Totalled, you get the Boston Marathon.&#13;
You have an event that has been run 80 times now,&#13;
including last Monday. You have an attraction that&#13;
brought 1,898 runners from various countries, with&#13;
various colors, sizes, and shapes, to try to meet the&#13;
challenge of the course head-on again this year.&#13;
Males and females now run the marathon, though&#13;
it hasn't always been that way. In fact, only in&#13;
recent years have women been allowed to run the&#13;
streets and hills of Boston, legally.&#13;
This year, winning the women's section of the&#13;
marathon, was Kim Merritt, a 20 year old Parkside&#13;
junior. Her time: 2 hours, 47 minutes, 19 s econds.&#13;
Jack Fultz, the men's winner this year, clocked&#13;
2:20.19. That's an indication that Merritt, running&#13;
only her third marathon ever, did a pretty decent&#13;
job battling the intense heat (said to be in the 90's),&#13;
fighting-off a nagging ankle injury, and out-running&#13;
all but 162 other runners. A p air of s ore, blistered&#13;
feet served as evidence to the feat.&#13;
Wearing number 65, Merritt, who won t^ie AAU&#13;
championship at Central Park in New York this&#13;
past fall, finished well ahead of C alifornia's highlytouted&#13;
Miki Gorman.&#13;
Did Merritt's coach, Vic Godfrey, feel she had&#13;
first-place in her? "I thought that if everything was&#13;
alright, she had a good chance of winning." But,&#13;
Godfrey aditted he wasn't too sure about the ankle&#13;
injury and the effect it might have.&#13;
Godfrey said he understood Merritt "had a lot of&#13;
trouble with six miles to go," but said that is&#13;
"understandable with that kind of heat." He said&#13;
that after 70 degrees you start getting into the&#13;
trouble area with marathon runners. He said "the&#13;
time, considering the heat, was phenominal."&#13;
Godfrey thought the race by Merritt was "a&#13;
fantastic performance on her part...As far as I'm&#13;
concerned, it was a remarkable human performance."&#13;
He added that the time was especially&#13;
good when compared with the men's times.&#13;
Track coach Barb Lawson said later, "We knew&#13;
the heat was going through the area....It's just&#13;
amazing to be able to finish in the heat." The win by&#13;
Merritt didn't exactly take Lawson by surprise&#13;
though: "That (winning the marathon) had been&#13;
her goal ever since September. It was the only thing&#13;
she had set her goal on."&#13;
So, while what Godfrey said was true - that "the&#13;
only damper on the whole day" was that Lucian&#13;
Rosa of P arkside couldn't run - it was still a day to&#13;
remember for Kim Merritt. A day of accomplishment.&#13;
A day of agonizing joy. A time when&#13;
unrealistic goals suddenly were real.&#13;
Batmen caught in clash;&#13;
road trip continues&#13;
Coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner's baseball squad upped its record to&#13;
10 wins and 6 losses by winning three out of five games in the last week&#13;
and one-half.&#13;
On April 16 Parkside, led by a 4-hitter from pitcher Tom Vogt, beat a '&#13;
very tough UW-Stevens Point team, 5-3. Leftfielder Andy Johnson, a&#13;
freshman, hit a key home-run with a man on base in that contest.&#13;
The second half of the double-header didn't turn out quite so well&#13;
though, as the visiting Rangers were smashed, 10-0. A fourth inning fly&#13;
ball stirred a controversy in that game. The ball, hit by a Stevens&#13;
Point player, was nearly caught in what seemed to be foul territory.&#13;
But it was called a fair ball instead.&#13;
About the "questionable fly ball," as he called it, Oberbruner said,&#13;
"It was foul by a good foot." He contended that his outfielder's feet&#13;
were "in bounds," but it's "where you touch the ball" that is important.&#13;
The "touch" was made in foul territory. That play then led to&#13;
a 6-run inning which left the Rangers behind 8-0. Tom Rachel took the&#13;
loss.&#13;
Parkside was beaten 5-0 the next day by UWSP , even though Ross&#13;
Donnelly hurled another 4-hitter. In that game, Johnson just missed&#13;
another homer that could have tied the game 4-4. T he Rangers had&#13;
problems getting the "clutch" hits after getting men on base. The last&#13;
few innings of that game were played though it was very wet. The&#13;
second game was rained-out.&#13;
Last Thursday the Rangers swept a home double-header against&#13;
UW-Waukesha Center by scores of 5-2, 3-0. In the first game Donnelly&#13;
pitched his second straight 4-hitter, though he hurt himself with four&#13;
walks. Brian Francour tossed a 5-hitter in game two.&#13;
Oberbruner said, "The big thing was the pitching in the second&#13;
game." Jeff Martinek had three hits in the contest, while catcher Jim&#13;
McKenna, trying to break an early-season batting slump, cracked a&#13;
two-run triple.&#13;
Until last Thursday, Johnson's .487 batting average led the Ranger&#13;
hitters.&#13;
Saturday's scheduled twin-bill at St. Norbert College was rainedout.&#13;
It was being rescheduled for Monday. This Friday the squad will&#13;
be at Illinois-Chicago Circle for a noon double-header. Next Monday&#13;
the team plays at the Milwaukee School of Engineering and, on&#13;
Tuesday, will be at Lake Forest (111.) Col lege. Both days will have 1&#13;
p.m. twin-bills. &#13;
W.I.M.&#13;
coming&#13;
THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 28, 1976 11&#13;
Women In Motion (WIM) will&#13;
start at Parkside this week and it&#13;
is offered free to women who&#13;
want to lose some weight and&#13;
inches and help their overall&#13;
condition. WIM is headed by&#13;
Kathy Johns, a Parkside senior,&#13;
who knows many of the problems&#13;
women have getting in shape.&#13;
Johns got involved with conditioning&#13;
by working out a t a&#13;
Racine h ealth spa. She noticed&#13;
that Par kside had no programs&#13;
for women wanting to exercise&#13;
and lose weight and condition,&#13;
free from the embarrassment of&#13;
having men witness the grimaces&#13;
and groans of an out-of-shape&#13;
body trying to attain a new&#13;
stature. So, with Carole Vopat of&#13;
the English department and Pat&#13;
Brentano of the art staff serving&#13;
as advisors, and with some help&#13;
from Vic Godfrey Johns started&#13;
WIM.&#13;
She sa id, "Why should people&#13;
pay $3 00 a year when they can&#13;
work out for free?"&#13;
After attending the spa for&#13;
some time, Johns said some&#13;
women were asking her for&#13;
exercising pointers at school&#13;
after noticing the change in her&#13;
appearance. Johns would stay&#13;
after classes, showing some&#13;
different exercises. "Practically&#13;
every day I'd be on the floor&#13;
showing people things," she said.&#13;
Already having 45 a pplicants,&#13;
the $30 Johns has personally&#13;
spent on advertising is starting to&#13;
pay-off in interest. But Johns has&#13;
not closed the door on latecomers.&#13;
Any women still interested&#13;
can start getting involved&#13;
by calling Johns at 654-&#13;
9578, or asking for information at&#13;
continued on page 12&#13;
Gardening&#13;
discussed&#13;
Trackmen attempt Olympic qualifying&#13;
Saturday placing CarUlaSe Invitational last&#13;
the 15-team shortened W? ,&#13;
raln&#13;
-?bbreviated meet. Carthage won&#13;
heading the team th!l ln&#13;
*L Assistant coach Vic Godfrey,&#13;
the Drake Relays said™"Tt use head coach Bob Lawson went to&#13;
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m^hnn^nf V?!0P,&#13;
mentS' *** Fre&lt;iericksen placed third in the&#13;
marathon run at the Drake Relays in Des Moines, Iowa.&#13;
Weather halts track meet&#13;
Lawson's wav o T 11 "as just terrible," was coach Barb&#13;
InvTmZrH desCnbmS we&#13;
a&#13;
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mtah77 771s tr3Ck team' minus Kim Merritt&#13;
' scored 12 points before ram halted the meet with Platteville winning and UWWhitewater&#13;
one point ahead of the Rangers.&#13;
tJ?"S S.^ter&#13;
^&#13;
h won discus event, was second in the shot put, and&#13;
™ the javelin. Kathy DeBaere ran her first mile ever, but&#13;
was beaten by the only other competitor in the event. Lawson said,&#13;
ohe ran tough."&#13;
This Friday and Saturday, starting at 2 p.m. and 10 a.m. respectively&#13;
Parkside will host the fifth annual Wisconsin Women's Intercollegiate&#13;
Athletic Conference (WWIAC) track championships,&#13;
with 13 colle ges expected to send teams. UW-La Crosse and UWMilwaukee&#13;
are favorites, since UW-Madison wiU not compete this&#13;
year.&#13;
The men, meanwhile, will be in the UW-Whitewater Invitational on&#13;
Tuesday and at the Carthage Invitational this Saturday.&#13;
Badminton, anyone?&#13;
Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl said he is interested in knowing&#13;
how many Parkside women students are interested in playing badminton&#13;
next year. The sport is being considered as an addition to the&#13;
winter varsity sports program. Anyone interested should fill-out an&#13;
information card at the Physical Education office (upstairs, Phy. Ed.&#13;
Building) as soon as possible. Ask a secretary for the card.&#13;
The Relays are United States Track &amp; Field Federation championship&#13;
events.&#13;
Fredericksen, 20, turned-in a time of 2:23.58 in only his second&#13;
marathon run ever. Coach Vic Godfrey said, "That makes him one of&#13;
the best young marathon runners." His time was either the best or&#13;
second be st in the NAIA this year. Fredericksen just missed the&#13;
Olympic qualifying standard of 2:23 while chopping nearly ten&#13;
minutes off of his time last year.&#13;
Coach Bob Lawson, who accompanied the Parkside athletes, said,&#13;
"Ray's got the potential....to be as good as Lucian (Rosa)." Rosa,&#13;
bothered still by an Achilles tendon injury, ran much of the marathon&#13;
with Fredericksen before dropping-out to avoid further injury. Having&#13;
missed the Boston Marthon, which he was favored by some to win,&#13;
Rosa is working very hard in preparation for the Summer Olympics.&#13;
Long-jumper Jeff Sitz also made the trip to Iowa, but he fouled on&#13;
two good jumps. Lawson still credited Sitz for "his ability to jump&#13;
under pressure. He did a real good job."&#13;
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department.&#13;
Soil preparation, planning the&#13;
garden, seed germination,&#13;
preparing tender plants indoors,&#13;
and conditioning them for outdoor&#13;
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be considered. Dr. Esser will also&#13;
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producing to insure late crops as&#13;
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The class will meet at UWParkside&#13;
on three Wednesdays,&#13;
April 28-May 12, at 7:30 p.m.&#13;
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12 THE PARik^iut KANbbk April 28, 1976&#13;
Women 's sports&#13;
The tides may be turning&#13;
There appears to be a re-emergence of w omen sports in America,&#13;
according to Barb Lawson, Parkside's women's athletic program&#13;
coordinator since 1971. Lawson cited the fact that in the late 1920's and&#13;
during the 1930's, women had organized softball leagues. But a war&#13;
stopped that, and for a long time thereafter, "They've been stifled,"&#13;
said Lawson.&#13;
For many years women were not involved in sports because of&#13;
rumors that it would be harmful to the female body. Lawson said&#13;
thoughts prevailed like, "If you play sports you won't be able to have&#13;
kids....or, any muscle development would lead to tank-like shapes."&#13;
Nowadays, according to Lawson, the tide may again be turning.&#13;
Through people like Billie Jean King, and the women's movement., and&#13;
magazines dedicated to women's sports and Title IX rulings, or the&#13;
"fear" of those equal opportunity laws, it has now been made clear&#13;
that sports are, in fact, good for the woman's body. Lawson said these&#13;
varied groups all "made it (the issue) more vocal and they got the&#13;
media coverage,"which helped."&#13;
Another issue at hand was between the women themselves. The&#13;
Association of Intercollegiate Athletics for Women (AIAW) had some&#13;
conflicts with old-timer women that may have feared change and the&#13;
newer-breed of women coaches, such as Lawson.&#13;
Lawson, 27, said she could recall a conference meet once where the&#13;
women winners received the smallest of awards. "I remember expressing&#13;
my disbelief at the awards," she said. Lawson thinks&#13;
"there's the glory of winning," but the athletes should receive&#13;
"something tangible" as well. Now, it is much more progressive, she&#13;
added.&#13;
According to Lawson, the conflicts have been reduced because "we&#13;
(the newer group) kept pushing things through," and some of the other&#13;
people "have mellowed."&#13;
An example was given where the newer breed felt it was alright to&#13;
Softballers to face&#13;
MATC, Dupage&#13;
The women's softball team, coached by Wayne Dannehl, has&#13;
compiled a 2-1 record in the early going. There have also been two&#13;
rain-outs, including two home games last Saturday. A game scheduled&#13;
for last Monday was questionable, depending on the condition of the&#13;
Carthage field, where Parkside was to play.&#13;
Parkside is batting .363 as a team, compared to a cumulative&#13;
average of .180 for its opponents. Debbie Drissel's .727 batting average&#13;
leads the club. The combined pitching of Barb Piasecki, Judy&#13;
Kingsfield, and Diane Secor has allowed just 3.33 runs per game.&#13;
The team was to play UW-Whitewater on Tuesday, then return home&#13;
to play Milwaukee Area Technical College twice on Thursday. Next&#13;
Monday the College of DuPage visits for a single game. Both dates&#13;
carry a 4 p .m. starting time.&#13;
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6. Drink it with grace and dignity.&#13;
Or other people, if they're not around.&#13;
have men coaching women's teams, with the philosophy being that&#13;
teams should be coached by the person best qualified. The older group&#13;
felt women should have women coaches, no matter if the quality&#13;
wasn't as high. Now, with severe budget cuts, many schools have&#13;
changed to having men coaching women sports and it's being more&#13;
readily accepted.&#13;
Lawson feels scholarships can help a program and it doesn't mean&#13;
"recruiting wars" have to start, like some men's programs at certain&#13;
places have been producing. So, to her, the advent of women&#13;
scholarships is welcome.&#13;
Finally, Lawson thinks the sports magazines, like "Women's&#13;
Sports" or "Sportswoman," will be a big help to high school girls to&#13;
see that "there is something after the high school level." Lawson also&#13;
said, "Those are now on the newstands and the girls can look at&#13;
them." This exposure, with television, may encourage more women to&#13;
work and, Lawson said, "If they would just work, they'd be good."&#13;
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Johns made it perfectly clear&#13;
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