https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/043bd8a6fa0bf4430e34efdc714cbeaa.pdf 3c2c933d9185a25d7603b165fea46d4e Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 1, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Stiff, Corpse, Longgone found lifeless in death Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document K The Parkside GRANGER Vol. 1 No. 1 April 1, 1976 Stiff, Corpse, Longgone found lifeless in death by The Belt Buckle Kid In separate incidences, three Parkside students were found dead on campus. Found were Ted Stiff, 22, Ralph Corpse, 19, and Patricia Longgone, 24. Each was found on campus, however, their deaths were shown to be unrelated. Ted Stiff was found underneath a hot dog couch, face up with his eyes and mouth wide open in main place. It took sheriff deputies quite some time to identify the body due to the fact that his pockets had been picked. The coroner surmised that the Stiff had been suffocated by the hot dog when it rolled on top of him. Ted Stiff's body was discovered by a night security guard when he tripped over Stiff's hand protruding out from under the couch. Ralph Corpse met his maker in the cafeteria when the youth apparently mistook a paperplate for a hamburger and choked to death. Corpse, who was eating alone at the time, was later found by a friend who tapped Corpse on the shoulder and knocked him on the floor. Corpse was taken to St. Guskin speaks on Affirmative action and stereotyping of minorities. Reaper takes toll Somer's Rescue Squad, but was dead on arrival. The last and final (aren't you glad) deceased person found on campus was Patricia Longgone. The coroner's report has shown that Miss Longgone had died of drowning. She had apparently pushed the button on the water fountain too hard and suffered water inhalation through her nose and mouth, filling her lungs, and causing the drowning. Several young male students tried mouth to mouth resuscitation on the 40-24-36 Miss Longgone, but after long and valliant efforts (and a couple of cops that pulled the guys off) it was found to be to no avail. This reporter would also like to report the deaths of several minds of students who have read this article all the way through. Anyone reading this story must have a sub-moron rating and will probably die of a nervous breakdown thinking that they are the next in this series of deaths. In any case, this forthright journalist would like to wish you all an interesting April Fools Day; and may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. Abolish death in our lifetime by George Papoon John "Grim" Reaper today announced his candidacy for the office of Undertaker for Kenosha County. The county includes the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, a notorious hang-out for deadbeats. When asked about this, Reaper, a noted mortician replied, "Business has never been betr ter." We interviewed Reaper at his campaign headquarters during the last full moon. Here is an expert from that interview. DeRanger: Mr. Reaper, why are you running for office? Reaper: Well, I see many problems for undertakers. We have strange hours. We work with the most mortifying aspect of the public. Worst of all, everyone acts like they're dead. DeRanger: Do you have any solution? Reaper: I'm glad you asked. My campaign slogan is "Abolish Death In Our Lifetime." That's just what I intend to do. DeRanger: How will this help? Reaper: This will solve many problems. It will save on cemetery space. But most important, it will eliminate America's number 1 killer, death. Death has robbed us of many of this country's most important people. Just look at the record. George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, Jimi Hendrix, all dead. These were people who were important in the development of this country. And where are they now? Dead, that's where!! If they hadn't died, they would be alive today. DeRanger: How will you do this? Reaper: I will tax the life out of death. DeRanger: How can people help your campaign? Reaper: They can help by sending a financial contribution to "Friends of the Grim Reaper" Green Ridge Cemetery, P.O. Box 666 Hell, Michigan. Or they can volunteer their services any full moon between the hours of midnight and sunrise. Or, they can send any dear departed loved one to our campaign headquarters. It gets so lonely in that coffin during the slow periods. DeRanger: Thank you, Grim Reaper for this interesting discussion. Mr. Reaper, please put down that axe! Why do you have that crazed look in your eye? Mr. Reaper? Mr. Reap Excrement: A royal flush at UWP excrement can be broken down into a usable energy source, preferably a fuel for automobiles. They have thus far estimated that for every gallon of fuel synthesized, they must process five hundred twenty seven pounds of waste. For the great amount of raw material needed, several of the young scientists have been soliciting for donations in the Main Concourse. Says Steve Arsen, one of those collectors, "We've gotten phenomenal results. The stuff's practically being flung at us. I don't know where we're going to put it all." Up until now, the faculty offices continued on page 2 by Bill Barke By May, anyone who neglects to wear a good pair of galoshes in the upper levels of Greenquist Hall will find themselves wiping their feet quite often. Those who do not own galoshes are advised to bring a shovel. Students of Biology have themselves up to their teeth in human waste and could not be happier about it. Susan Gifford, a Life Science major exclaims, "I didn't think I could do it, but after the first baggie full, it got easier." Susan refers to a department-wide experiment being performed by Life Science students in which they will determine that human z 9Z6i 'i iwdv aaoNvaaa aaisaavd 3Hi UW-Parkside DeRANGER Corruption rules the rag EDITORIAL-OPINION Ranger relates to mission In our last editorial, we would like to vehemently ^oppose the Chancellor's decision to phase out Ranger Since we did not feel that moving our office underneath Kenosha's 6th Avenue bridge would further the Chancellor's community outreach program, he decided to begin phase out procedures on Ranger last week. It h as been rather difficult for us'working out of the quarters we share with former Dean Moy on the D2 level of t he Phy. Ed. Building, but we will continue to try to bring students the most complete news coverage possible. We recently got a hot tip that the price of jock straps is due to rise dramatically though their average size has suspiciously been decreasing. With regard to our present situtaion, Ranger would like to inform students that although the Chancellor contends that we do not relate to Parkside's industrial mission, we have done everything within our power to do so. For instance, Ranger has constantly maintained a sizable debt thus attempting to relate to area business. We've made several covert assasination attempts on high university officials wnicn were purposely botched up in order to promote our society's conception of fair play. We've even attempted to make our staff more representative of the changing social order in the modern industrial society bv recruiting several people whose sexual preferences run a little to the left off kinky, beer junky who occasionally gets into our photographic chemicals and an experienced extortionist who is amazingly adept at collecting our overdue accounts. We believe we've been unfairly judged by the Chancellor and demand a second chance. The new Ranger In The Modern Industrial Society would include among other things, a column written by the former Tidybol man entitled "What A Parkside Diploma Can Do For You!", a weekly feature series describing in detail "that special relationship" which certain faculty members have with certain Parkside students and timely quotations on the going price of cocaine. We have confidence that we can undergo this transition, however, we also had confidence in Richard Nixon and the Faculty Senate. It's all a commie plot TO THE EDITOR: I have heard about all i can stand on the subject of our responsibility towards those deranged commie mudgets we call today's high school students! Who the hell do they think they are anyway by passing the buck on us and blaming us for their lack of e ducation? What do they want, education or good learning? Anybody can learn anything anywhere. It doesn't matter what the place looks like or who the hell teaches it! If they want to learn they will! Don't tell me, i know! i went to high school and we learned the important things like 1+1- , well we learned other things two. We learned to respect our elders or we got beat up! Now they say they want to be respected two! Why you have to be a person to earn respect! Those animals! And when a teacher says that something is right, well that means it's right. In my day helping another kid was called cheating, now they call it cooperation. How do we expect our kids to live in OUR world? Competition is the only way! Pure and simple, it's the American way! Why, do you know that yesterday a teacher told my son he was wrong and a girl's answer was right? Can you believe that? A girl, smarter than my son! Why, my son has a I.Q. of 125! That means that someday he'll be president, or even better, a foreman like his old man! In my day we learned important things in school. Now they want to brainwash kids with that junk they call art. Not my son, no sir! i learned all about that brat Hamlet that that fag Shakeashere wrote about. Yeh, i remember how that brat murdered his saintly uncle while he was strung out on some commie drug with his hippy friends! I you want art why don't these kids watch my television The ParksideDeRANGER (EDITOR IN CHEF: Ma Sips (CO-NUDE EDITORS: Mike UP Michelangelo Paleolithic rEETSURE EDITOR: Buiseppe Andersen 1NTAGE EDITOR: reality swanky 5PURT EDIOTR: Jaque Short |HUSTLING MANAGER: Gunga Din. )VERSING MANAGER: Geraldo Earl Ferccini JROPE ROOM COORDINATOR: Trapper Mike |BANKRUPT MANAGER: How Many Pages RIGHTERS: jeffrey j. swencki, Bruce Wagner, Terry Maraccini, Terri Gayhart, Thomas S. Heinz, Cathy Brnak, Bill Barke, Thorn lAiello. JWRONGERS: Chancellor Guskin, The Saga Shop, COP, Security, JPSGA, Contemporary Music, Death, Life, Bicentennial, Herbert Kubly, Dinning Out, Presidential Campaigns, Advice Columns, j Research Monies, Student organizations and the entire RANGER | staff. J PORNOGRAPHERS: Trapper SnapperNapper; Gay Heart the Belt programs? Then they'll learn art, like how to stalk that most dangerous of all wild monsters, the white tailed dear! They'll learn how to blast his commie brains out! No, now they want to go see fag movies like that Romeo and his whore Juliet. Why, those too punks were nothing but cowards trying to mess up a perfectly good feud they had no buisness in! Yellow bellied bastards! i'll bet they had slanted eyes two. And now they want to pass the buck on us for bussing two! Anyone can learn anything tne neii ao 1 care wnere tney gv. » know my Lenny will never touch those commie drugs those commie teachers are feeding them. Just as long as he doesn't go with those, what you call your, miniorites. Commies that's what they are! Ain't that right? IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT, except my Lenny's! signed, a REAL CHRISTIAN and loving Parent Ant-i matter TO THE EDITOR, I am very disappointed by the failure of your paper to cover the recent Ant Colony Collectors Convention which was held at UW-P. I am really bugged by the lack of coverage because you were sent a news bulletin about a week ago (I think). The Parkside Community missed the cultural event of the season. Our guest speaker was Professor Marble Green, Doctor of Ant-ropology. Numerous types of ants were on display. Black ants, brown ants, red ants, all with Chinese ant-cestory were there along with Ant Sophie, Ant Elaine, Ant Jemima, Ant Jeannine, and a milit-ant for the IRA. It would have been to your antvantage to have attended. an ant-agonized ant-I-Lover continued from page 1 "The sun coming in those big windows would dry it all out," explains Steve, "And the material we need has to be moist and soft." John Scheisen, the faculty advisor is pleased with the students' progress and keeps in phone contact with them from his new office in the Physical Plant. "I try to keep my nose out of their business," he said. "I'm sure they have their hands full." Scheisen did, however, express some fear that the appropriation may be cut off before the experiment is finished, which would leave a question as to what to do with fifteen tons of excess excrement. Vets get untreed The annual tree plant by the UW-P Vets Club has been cancelled this ,year when it was uncovered that this year's trees were to be rubber trees. According to UW Security cadet P.I. Grope and Chancier Gooseskin, "There will be no contraceptive devices sold on this campus." Buffalo chips 1 April 1776 BISON-TENNIAL NOTE Two hundred years ago today a little known'but in-famous event took place somewhere east of Obscene, Wisconsin which was to be lost in the anals of history. It was duped with the brave name THE BATTLE OF YELLOW SNOW. A detachment of Marines (very detached) came across a watermelon patch during a blinding snow storm, and a lack of can openers for their C-rations. The patch was heavily guarded by a flock of Red Coats, no soldiers-just red coats. Since both sides' flags had been encrusted with snow each thought the other had surrendered. They joined in a thanksgiving feast and gorged themselves on ale soaked watermelon till their bladders SNOWhenCethe name THE BATTLE 0F YELLOW And that's the way it was, two hundred years ago. These Bison-tennial minutes have been brought to you by the UW-P urinology department. DON'T ASK BILL by Bill Barke Dear Bill: A very good friend of mine approached me the other niaht at a restaurant where I was having supper with my best girl just before a IKavy d ate He told me was thinking of committing suicide and pleaded with me to talk to him. Bill, he's a great guy, and it's a gas to chum around with him, but I was really put off b y this morbid disnlav He was nearly sobbing, and it made me very uncomfortable so T politely but firmly told him to get lost, and remarked in no uncertain terms how annoyed I felt about his ill-mannered intrusion into mv socia life. My girl later told me that it almost ruined her evening but I didn't think it was that serious. I felt that I did the right thing to sending that clown on his way, but what if he persists? -Faithful but Firm Friend Dear Faithful: I certainly think you did the right thing, and it is apparent to me that your friend needs a lesson in social etiquette. His rude behavior is simply a sign of immaturity. Your verbal reprimand sounds delightful. Keep it up and maybe you'll get through to this character Also, if your girl is still disturbed about the incident, tell her the guy is a queer or something. That should explain his crude performance in front of her. Dear Mr. Barke, How is a girl supposed to tell her boyfriend that she's sick of his constant pawing, and vulgar gestures (which would be obvious to anyone) at all hours of the day and in all manner of company? -Manhandled Dear Manhandled: I give up. How? Dear Bill, I've read your column many times and never thought I'd write to you myse lf, but I'm desperate. I'm sick of living. I guess that's as simple as I can make it. I am utterly depressed most of the time, and I don't know where to turn. I pray every night to keep my sanity but I can feel my mind going. I feel as though even God has abandoned me. Please answer my letter promptly, Bill. Give me some advice. You're one of my last hopes. I have only one other friend who I really depend on otherwise. If y ou don't help me, he probably could, though I don't know if I have the guts to face him. Help me, Bill, because if he doesn't understand my problem, I may snuff it for good. -Lost Dear Lost: I got your letter a month ago, and have done some serious thinking. You ask for a solution "promptly," but your problem can't be solved in a moment's time. Look, you shouldn't be so down. Be happy. Life is too short. We all have blessings to be counted. Think about that. By the way, you didn't tell me if y ou are an alcoholic or not. If y ou are, I would suggest that you look into Al-Anon. peace Wwvyvwwww^wflAwvwwMmwwvw 9Z6i 'i iudv aaoNvaaa aaisaavd 3H± Z Prevents Wednesday, March 31 Oldman Center: a pornography reading sponsored by the Parkside Pagan Fellowship at 2 a.m. Movie: "Shallow Thrust" 3 p.m. in SAB. Thursday, April 1 Main Place: The finals of the national wheelchair race will be held. The pacechair will be driven by George Wall-ace. Movie: "The Devil in Miss Jones" at 3 p.m. in the SAB. Also to be shown in Ch ancer Gooseskin's office by invitation only. Friday, April 2 Skuller: A milk drinking contest sponsored by student farmers. Cows will be furnished by Sunny Brook Farm. Contest begins at 4 p.m. and the utter winners will be announced. CAT Theater: Lecture; "The Fine Art of Riot Control" given by the Chicago 7. at 7, Admission is a buck $2.80. Saturday, April 3 Theater: An original play by Hurburt Cuply. "It Was," A one man play starring Huburt Cuply. Admission free at 2. Sunday, April 4 Theater: Huburt Cuply tries it again. Free all day, night, etc. Monday, April 5 Deranger Office: Deranger staff will judge the entries for the Bisontennial contest. First prize will be a free Bison. Tuesday, April 6 Hashish sale: sponsored by Parkside Students for a Greener America. Over the concourse all day, night, tomorrow. Main Place: Frisbee throwing contest using soggy burgers at 3 p.m. Loser must eat burgers used. VWWWVWVWWfWVWAWiW Sa Ga serves edibles Due to the high cost of sawdust, rodent hairs, and non-recycleable paper the food service will begin using beef fillers in their hamburgers. "I know it will be hard on our customers for a while but they will just have to 'bite the bullet'." commented manager Sa Ga Burgomaster. "But we will try to make it easier by adding lead to the paper mache buns," he added while pouring more kerosene into the french-fry grease. Classifieds FOUND: One pound of grass. Owner need not identify, or claim. SEEKING EMPLOYMENT: Three professors, ex friends of the Chancellor. FOR SALE (CHEAP): One slightly used DERANGER Editor. She h as no arms, no legs, but she walks, she talks, she crawls on her belly like a reptile. Live Rock on Friday and Saturday Nights "Back by popular demand. Paramount recording artists' at the Back Door Racine Motor Inn's New The Action Spot (formerly Sack the Great Lakes Room) • Foosball Tables • Drinking and Dancing Doors Open 7:00 Music starts 8:30 '1.00 Cover 633-3551 6th at Main R A C I N E ^^JVIOTOR INN HITCH-HIKING PERMITTED!!! ...anything it takes to truck on over to London Colour... Planning Spring Portraits? Call on London now for creativity in photography...outdoors or in In Kenosha COP terminated In an unprecedented move last night .Chancer Guskin arm wrestled the entire COP staff. This was done following a proposal and heated discussion that arm wrestling does not hold enough interest to be offered as a major within the School of Modern Industry. s "It was as simple as shaking hands," Guskin commented while signing termination papers for the three COP members who beat him. fr 9Z6i 'i iudv aaoNvaaa 3ais>iavd B HI Hell, no c's ZJL ' VxjjL, 4 RETRACT yearly from student government by Guiseppe Bartholomew Due to the instant success of o ur trip to Kansas City, we are now sponsoring a trip around the world for those students who wish to go along with the president, the senate, and the work-study help. It will only cost $40 for the bus, and most expenses will be paid. If anyone wishes to join the travel center committee, he can sign up at the SPAG office, Wyllie 18 No., and turn in 95 signatures of those students who want to go along on the trips to be sponsored by the SPAG travel center. In case you weren't around or in Marrakesh at the time, the members of SPAG are now not available at the following times: MON. 9-9; TUES. 9-12; WED. 8-7; THURS. 8-7; and FRI 94. See our secretary in the SPAG office Wyllie 18 No. if you're lucky to find her in at all, to make an appointment to see anyone of us. Burnt jive live "Amazing," I said as I finished listening to side one of Kissween Live. I mean like wow! this music is really together and they're a new band! So I flipped over the album and mazed the volume on may Z'yre's complete home stereo system. As the music stunned my senses, I began wondering what gives Kisswueen that really heavy English sound? So I checked out the album and discovered that 3 out of the 4 musicians were British Va Wow! that took a load off my mind, so I just settled back and started diggin' the tunes again. Listening intently to the guitarist, I then realized why I liked side two better than side one. The guitarist was playing five chords instead of four! I mean like this dude is really cookin' and he's only been playing four years, as he is the youngest member of the band. Oh Yeah, the band since I'm a reviewer, I'm supposed to give you the stats. On drums, the man himself, Lenny Ludwig, his schooling in the art ranging from his high school concert band to the Tenth Avenue Drum and Bugle Corp in which he played lead roll. The keyboard man is Mickey (Mooged out) Ganja, a laid back dude who floated into the band and is still floating. I've heard through the music grapeline that all he says to anybody who approaches him is "Light up or leave," a true extrovert displayed through his intricate life style. The bit bass player, Stanley (Peruvian Flake) Snow, basically just hangs out and writes a lot of the songs, including "Just on Toast," and Muffling Sin diver," two excellent cuts as they're titles depict. Last but not least, Juan (Wiz) Snort, imported from Columbia for undisclosed reasons, brining many connections from the South American circuit with him. I've heard that his talent comes from having fried out inner nostrils resulting in the loss of smell, therefore possessing a high concentration of e ar power. Yes, yes, indeed this seems to be the band of revolutionary means in the world of music. Four highly established musicians combining their talents for remarkably loud album. You might say, they all spoon out of the same bowl at breakfast (lunch and dinner). But why do I dig on them so much? I keep asking myself this question brushing away the cobwebs of my mind. What class of music should I shelve them in? Possibly Kiss, maybe Sweet, no, I'll bet on Queen. I've always got off on cares anyway. If you would like to become a groupie, send applications to: Gertrude Ganaranga, sypheleticy Blvd., N.Y., NY 00189. All applications must show proof that you have aone mutated strain of V.S.D. And I thank you dear people who read this for now you are warped too. Terminated alphabet-- Jocks sacked or faculty in the soup nATRT.TNF.. Anril 1st - * AND A LARGE SELECTION OF WESTERN SHIRTS AT DATELINE- April 1st Parkside Ranger News Service - There is great speculation today that the masterminds of Parkside's highly successful basketball program, namely head coach Steve Stephens and assistant coach Rudy Collum, are leaving Parkside, effective at the end of this semester. Both, reportedly, are headed for Tulane University in New Orleans, La. Tulane's former coach, Charlie Moir, resigned so he could take the coaching job at Virginia Tech, replacing Don DeVoe. Stephens has been the mentor at Parkside since the basketball program began. This past season his club made it to .the NAIA Nationals in Kansas City, Mo. for the second straight year, compiling a 24-7 r ecord. Asked about the possible defection, Stephens said, "I'd have to give great consideration to the Tulane offer. It's a fine school, a nice area to live, and the people I've talked with are very nice. Also, I'm a bit concerned about a few of the developments here." The last statement by Stephens apparently was in reference to the fact that the University of Wisconsin in Madison hired *the first blck head coach in Big Ten history. Under former coach John Powless, Wisconsin failed to attract good black players at a consistent rate. Bill Cofield, the new coach there, is expected to pick-up recruiting of black athletes, from areas like Chicago. Previously, such areas have been a gold-mine of talent for Parkside. The competition in recruiting from Parkside's "big brother" school could hamper Ranger prospects. Although no names have been mentioned yet as to a possible replacement, should Stephens and Collum leave, a source close to athletic department brass said, "It wouldn't be a bit surprising to see a coach picked who will try to heavily recruit strong, white players and more area players for the fans to relate to. The evential 'goal' would be to have teams on a par with other state schools like Eau Claire, Platteville, and such." Those schools, it should be noted, make a habit of using predominately white ballplayers. The source, in this exclusive statement, told Ranger: "These actions, if implemented, would not be to shun the balck athlete. It just stands to reason that Madison now will attain the type of ath lete Parkside has recruited in the past. After all, it's embarrassing for a huge campus like that to have an inferior team to one of its small, young campuses." So...right now Parkisde is hoping to retain its present staff and try to recruit as close to normal as possible. The past successes are an asset, as would be Gary Cole getting drafted high by the pros. But, only time will tell what happens next. .When contacted later today, Parkside's athletic director, Dr. Wayne Dannehl, said, "This will all pass over by tomorrow I think. After all, this is April Fool's Day!" That comment has been confirmed by this article. Finally, Sports Information Director (SID) Don Ko-riva commented, "I'm glad to say I didn't send out releases on this rumored report. I'd be one redfaced SID!" As we were walking along the concourse last week, a disguised member of o ur distinguished administration handed us this work of a rt. On it w as the following; THESE ARE THE FACULTY RUMORED TO BE TERMINATED: Amin, Omar Ammann, Richard Balsano, Richard Barone, David Beach, David Bedford, Frances Bedford, Emmett Beetham, Sam Behroozi, Feredoon Bell, Carol Bell, Tim othy It went on like that until about 150-200 names of faculty covered the canva s. We didn't know what was going on until we read the last ah, name on the sheet Fool, April ! Where does she teach? Is this another withheld bit of informa tion? (I thought I saw another person skulking around the Communication Arts Building during strange hours.) "CONVERSATIONS FROM WINGSPREAD" Peabody Award Programs Sundays, 8:05 p.m. WRJN - AM - 1400 April 4 The United States & Europe April 11 Preserving Our Heritage (Wisconsin) April 18 The American Indian & His Heritage April 25 United States - China Relations |(tapes of previous programs available at Wyllie Learning Center D-177) P.A.B. Film Series Presents "MEL BROOKS'COMIC MASTERPIECE? - Hollis Alpert. SATURDAY REVIEW Thurs. April 1 . 7:30 pm S.A.B. Fri. April 2 - 8:00 pm S.A.B. Sun. April 4 - 7:30 pm S.A.B. Admission *1.00 Beer will be served Parkside & Wise, Id's Required Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside DeRanger, Volume 1, issue 1, April 1, 1976 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1976-04-01 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System chancellor alan guskin satire