https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/db496b97428a96b60eb59c739a51b942.pdf 30fe0ef38cec1a9b0de72e217b45c2ea Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 2, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Merger Bill--what it is and why it's delayed Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University without walls? Renovation of Tallent Hall isn't without its ups and downs — as walls go up on level one they are being torn down on the second floor. Amidst construction workers in hard hats, Student Services personnel and others in Tallent Hall proceed as normally as possible, as ey^denced . . „„ ohoto by De bra F riedell by counselor Ken (Red) Oberbrunner, left, and Shirley Schmerling, right, coordinator of housing. Various Student Services offices will soon be located on the first floor as work there is completed. The Parkside Wednesday, March 20, 1974 Vol. II No. 25 Merger bill-what it is and why it's delayed Monday, March 25 is the final date to submi t applications for the position of editor-in-chief for the 1974-75 RANGER. Applications should be sent to Geoff Blae sing, who chairs the RANGER advisory board, c-o RANGER, LLC D194. All Parkside student s who will be carrying at least eight credits per semester are eligible to apply for the position, which i s made on a September to May basi s . Each candidate i s asked to include in his-her application details of journalistic experience and a statement of plans for the newspaper. The advisory board will interview candidates and plans to announce i ts selection before spr ing break. by Harvey V. Hedden The merger implementation bill (AB 930-A) which is designed to complete the 1971 merger law that united the old State University System with the University of Wisconsin is still awaiting Assembly action, with state lawmakers scheduled to go home at the end of the month. Governor Lucey had listed the merger implementation bill as one of his top priorities for the current legislative session, and it has been threatened that he will call a special session of the Legislature this summer if action is not taken on the bill. Administratively the merger has already been implemented; what is being discussed now are the guidelines under which the system will operate. It specifies the responsibilities of the regents, the administration, the faculty and the students. Amendments Being Rejected Numerous amendments have been proposed and many rejected by the Assembly. The original bill, introduced last May, provided that the regents have certain powers of appointment, including a president of the system and a chancellor for each institution; requires the regents to establish admission standards; and grants the regents concurrent police power with ROTC - will it come to UW-P? local authorities. It provides for chancellors to be the executive head of their respective facilities and, in cooperation with the faculties, to design curricula and set degree requirements. The faculty would be responsible for the immediate governance of each institution and shall actively participate in the institutional policy development and may determine its own organizational structure. It also provides for tenure for faculty members serving a half-time or more appointment who have served a probationary period of not to exceed seven consecutive academic years in a full-time position, and continue tenure of present faculty. Tenure will be limited to the institution to which appointed. The board of regents may lapse an appointment if iunds are not available, but no other person may fill that position within two years. Students would have primary responsibility for policies of student life and use of student fees, and also should actively participate in the immediate governance and policy development of institutions. Student Involvement in Faculty Review In addition, the board and faculty must consult with "appropriate students" before adopting rules fortenure, probationary appointments, faculty dismissal or nonretention or for review of f aculty performance. The Merger Implementation Committee, after discussing the role of the students in formulating campus tenure rules, decided that the bill should continue to include a provision for student involvement but the nature of this could vary from campus to campus. Major opposition to the bill ha s come from Republican legislators, citing what they consider to be inadequacies and oversights in it. They feel these could have serious consequences because the separate statutes governing the old state university Professor of military science at IJW-Whitewater, Mike Larson, visited the Parkside campus early last week to begin an investigation into how students, faculty and administrators would react to ROTC here. Larson explained that other colleges in the area are also being explored to determine the prospects of having combined ROTC programs with them as well. Members of Whitewater's ROTC program will be here to speak to interested men and women today and Thursday from 8 a.m. until 9 p.m.. and Friday and Monday from 8 a.m. until 4:30 p.m. in the LLC concourse. Said Larson, the role of ROTC would be similar to a department in the College of Science and Society or the School of Modern Industry ; would be a subordinate member in t he College or School such as English or engineering; and would answer to the academic deans, Norwood and Moy. All c osts for having ROTC on campus, if it should be well received by the students, would be absorbed by the federal government, he explained. However. Larson stated that the University does not receive a kickback from the government for having ROTC. The obligation for having the adequate number of faculty to teach ROTC courses will rest on the University but no faculty member would be required to teach ROTC courses unless he or she so desired, Larson continued. In most cases students would not have to be enrolled in the ROTC program to take courses in it, said Larson. In fact, he added, at Whitewater a number of students take courses in ROTC as electives. Larson feels the benefits of ROTC to students should attract enrollees. Those selected for the program in their junior and senior years receive $100 per month for 10 months both years. One is also obligated for reserve participation and receives a commission during that time. Veterans would also be eligible to enlist in ROTC. Larson also feels that employment prospects upon graduation are often more favorable for an ROTC graduate. "The military is only as good as the people in it." Larson emphasized. saying that the citizens of the United States deserve educated leaders whom they can trust as commissioned officers. He said that education in this manner may help to prevent more Mai Lai's. Students engage in fund drive College of Racine files bankruptcy system and the UW system are to be repealed by the implementation bill. Rep. John Niebler (ROconomowoc) sought to strike from the bill a clause providing for a jail term for violation of student university conduct rules, saying "There's no way on God's green earth that you can put somebody in prison for violating university rules." His amendment failed, as did other GOPsponsored amendments. The importance of the merger bill is in the fact that it would set out some hard statutory lines for the governing of th e UW system, where there are none now on the central administration, according to Rep. Anthony Earl (DWausau), majority leader. Earl indicated that the conflict on the measure was being created by legislators with old state university system campuses in their districts who are worried about central administration usurping too much power. The bill needs a two-thirds majority vote to move it up on the State Assembly's agenda. Such a vote to schedule the bill has alreadv failed once. College of Racine junior Jean Newton helps coordinate canvassing in the fund-raising effort by the College's students. An a ttorney for the College of Racine filed a bankruptcy action in Mi lwaukee Federal Court last Friday. As a result of th at action the school has 85 days to find a way out of its financial mess or close its doors as an accredited college. At least $1,209,000 in gift income over the next 18 months is needed to stay open, according to Dean Russell, acting president. Barry McCabe, academic vicepresident, explained that the money being donated now is "strictly to be used to close the school in an orderly fashion." He told students at a rally Friday that he thought fund drives would be good, "but it's going to take a big donation from some other place than here to keep us open." Assistant Chancellor-Dean of Students at Parkside, Allen Dearborn, said Monday that he's hoping that the College of Racine won't have to close its doors. He added that the University doesn't want to be "sitting here like vultures" waiting for its students. "We'll help to expedite transfer if i t comes to that," he said. 2 THE PARKSIDE RANGER Wednesday, Mar. 20, 1974 RANGER Editorial/Opinion—• Merger may help students if they help themselves For many months the state legislature has been working on Assembly Bill 930-A, known as merger implementation. One of the clauses in that bill would provide that students have the main responsibility for policies concerning student life and the disposition of student fees for student activities, as well as actively participating in the governance of institutions. While some Republican legislators have argued against giving students even a muted voice in their education or the policies of their universities, RANGER and others have in the past frequently stated that this is a right students are fighting for, not a privilege to be graciously or condescendingly granted. Especially in the area of student life and use of the segregated fee, students must demand control. An example is this year s segregated fee allocation committee, which made recommendations to the chancellor on the use of that portion of tuition which goes to support various student life, health, programming and athletic activities and so forth. The composition of the committee was such that students held six out of thirteen seats, or one short of a majority. This is the largest contingent of student representatives ever on that committee, but one may ask why any faculty and staff seats were allotted when discussing uses of student monies supporting services for students. Perhaps the expertise of a couple of these people was necessary, but they could have served in an advisory capacity as ex officio members of the committee rather than voting. Next year students would do well to press for such a composition if it is not specifically set up by central administration per merger guidelines. The example of student fees is only one area of many where student participation would not only be allowed but mandated throughout the entire UW system. We feel that requisite to any such student involvement in a real and meaningful way at Parkside is the establishment of a viable student government. Petitions are currently available for the April general election which will provide office holders for the next year. These are the people who will be charged not only with revitalizing PSGA but also with defining and extending its power and the general position of students with regard to the governing structure of this campus. Responsible students from all organizations, majors, and the student body at large are needed as representatives in the decision-making processes of the University. The origin of their input can and should be PSGA. If the state Legislature makes such participation statutory then the regents, central administration, and the faculty and administrators on each campus will be required to grant students certain of their rights. It will then be incumbent upon students to exercise them. Should they choose to forfeit they will have no ground to stand upon later with complaints, and cannot blame other elements of the campus for overlooking their concerns. US' The Parkside "RANGER EDITOR IN CHIEF: Jane M. Schliesman MANAGING EDITOR: Thomas J. Petersen NEWS EDITOR: Harvey Heddon FEATURE EDITOR: Debra Friedell COPY EDITOR: Rebecca Ecklund WRITERS: Sandy Busch, Kathryn Kah, Michael Olsyzk, Marilyn Schubert, Debbie Strand, Walt Ulbricht, Carrie Ward, Mike Winslow PHOTOGRAPHERS: Allen Fredrickson, Debra Friedell, Debby Scenters, Ray Waldie ARTIST: amy cundari, Denny Kroll BUSINESS MANAGER: ateve Johnson ADVERTISING MANAGER: Ken Pestka We get letters To the Editor: I would like to thank all the students, faculty and staff who have attended the shows in the Whiteskellar so far this semester. Because of you, we (myself and the rest of the committee) would like to offer you something to do on Sunday, March 24 fr om 1 till about 7 p.m. We're planning a To the editor: Your readers may be interested in the somber reflection of Mr. Robert Vlach, a student in my English 210 class, about streaking as an art form troubled To the editor: As a visitor to your campus this afternoon I was appalled at the unsightly mess that greeted me. Residue was omnipresent. Soda cans, candy wrappers, waste paper and the ever-present Dear Editor: Some random thoughts on tenure, promotion, student input and so forth: It is really unnecessary for Parkside (or for any other university) to have to subject its junior faculty to "extensive reviews" at tenure or retention time. For the time to go over someone with the proverbial finetooth comb is before he or she is hired. Barring major breakdown or serious disillusionment, the person once hired should have every reason to expect tenure as a matter of course. Now, one of the chief reasons that Parkside goes through annual hoo-hahs over faculty review is the sloppy way in which Parkside goes about hiring new faculty in the first place. For one thing, students are seldom allowed to have private question and answer sessions with candidates for vacant positions; but then individual faculty members are seldom allowed these sessions either! Typically, a To the Editor: (To the members of the Social Science Executive Committee) I am not a member of the faculty so I can't speak of Dr. Folan's worth as a colleague. Nor am I a member of the Latin community, so I will leave the discussion of his activities in the Racine Spanish Center to other more knowledgeable parties. I am "only" a student of Dr. Folan's, and at the risk of being told that my best interests are more accurately ascertained by others,' I would like to speak of Dr. Folan as an instructor. Immediately placing him in the upper 50 pe rcent of the faculty. Dr. Folan cares. He cares enough to recognize each student as an individual and recognizes their inalienable right of dignity. Never in the two semesters that I have studied under him have I heard him even harmlessly ridicule a student, a quality that is not shared by many of his colleagues in university instruction. His attitude has never shown evidence of patronization or condescension. Dr. Folan Springfest in the .Student Activities Building which will feature some of the musicians from previous Whiteskellar shows plus various acts from Southeast Wisconsin. There will be no admission charged and everyone is welcome. The bar will be open for those who desire a beer but remember to bring by that esthetic flaw termed a Pathetic Fallacy (Phallusy): " a n y f a l s e emotionalism...resulting in a too impassioned description of nature" (from A Handbook to cigarette butts which littered the corridor floors as if they were one large ash tray. Are not the students of Parkside members of the ecology generation. The impression a visitor gets is that proper person being considered for a position here is dragged onto campus at ten in the morning and promptly subjected to a sort of "round-table" group session in a conference room with upwards to ten faculty members present variously throughout. (Inevitably few of them have much knowledge of the candidate's background, and it is thus that a lot of dumb questions get asked. One can only wonder what conclusions the candidates draw about Parkside from those sessions.) The candidate is then shlepped off to the Dean's office for a 45-minute interview (the session with the Dean is of major consequence). Then it's off to lunch, typically with the very same people who were responsible for bringing the candidate to campus in the first place (and who thus have no need to "get to know" the candidate better; the ones who do are the other members of the candidate's prospective division as well as selected members of the student recognizes our ability to think rather than parrot on an exam or in an oral report the tidbits of information so evident in most instructors' lectures and the $15.00 texts. If it weren't apparent that his successful style of lecture were a totally natural process, one would term him a craftsman Uncluttered by an overabundance of technical terminology - freeflowing, conversational and often humorous - Dr. Folan has achieved the ultimate in providing a truly enjoyable learning experience. All of the above qualities would, however, be of little value were Dr. Folan as ignorant of the subject matter of his course as are some Parkside instructors. While other professors literally read their lectures from large typewritten notes and discourage questions of the students with monosyllabic answers. Dr. Folan draws the concise, factual material needed for each lecture Irom' memory and succeeds in along your Wis. I.D. Also, there will be a show every Wed. and Thurs. for the rest of the semester in the Whiteskellar and I think we'd all be a little happier if you stopped down and participated. Gary Petersen Chairman Coffeehouse Committee Literature). To which I can only add Imlac's observation in Johnson's Rasselas that the true poet "does not number the streaks of the tulip." Henry Kozicki Assistant professor of English disposal of one's own refuse is below the dignity of college students. However, credit must be given where it is due: the efforts of the students certainly insures janitorial jobs. Edward A. Goering body, perhaps some of those majoring in the candidate's academic area). Following lunch the candidate is "run through" the library and then whipped back up to Mitchell Field on the double. Some on-campus interviews are handled in a fashion even more cursory. It is no wonder, then, that Parkside ends up yearly with an treasonably large number of 'clashes" over promotion, retention and tenure. For all its manifest defects, though, the present hiring system represents a marked improvement over the one that was in effect when I and other members of the "class of '69" were hired. In those days faculty were often purchased sight unseen. I myself had to request a visit to campus, and have vivid memories of the "interview" I had with the man then occupying the Deanship (he has fortunately gone elsewhere since). Sincerely, Richard V. Teschner Assistant Professor of Spanish producing a spontaneous yet logically ordered hour of lecture. More to his credit, he encourages questions from his students, shows no impatience in our naivete and is careful to answer in as much detail as is needed to dissolve the expression of puzzlement on the students' faces. On the rare occasion when he doesn t know the answer, he is again differentiated from many of our instructors in that he admits his ignorance and, furthermore, he supplies the answer at the next meeting. I have thought it might be futile to appeal to you - that you would never repeal your decision. I realize you are educators, not legislators. But. nevertheless, I have faith that you will listen to the voices of the students and others who support Dr. Folan, and you will retain him on the staff of Parkside as well as do all in your power to supply us with more fine educators of his caliber. Most Sincerely. Betsy Neu .Sdphomore: RtfClne Guest t*ditariff Wednesday, Mar. 20, 1974 THE PARKSIDE RANGER 3 Parking lots—why are they lying to us? Editor's note: The following article was written by a Parkside student and outlines his feelings about the proposed new parking lots and the University's apparent lack of genuine environmental concern as he sees it. by Keith C. Chambers Parkside is going to get two new close - in parking lots and an additional access road, a bright little Parkside newsletter proclaims. Parkside's office of Public Information is informing the public that the parking lots and road are approved and should be constructed in time for the second semester next year before the Kenosha campus is closed. The public is being told this even though the environmental impact report hasn't been completed, nor has the public hearing been held as required by law. Does this mean that the parking lots and road are approved without any chance for concerned people to present their views? Parkside's administrators are no fools, but they have got a brand new problem they hadn't counted onpublic opposition. Ecology freaks and those damn nature-lovers are trying to stop the destruction of wildlife and the natural beauty of the Parkside-Petrified Springs area. The University has got to move fast if it is going to ram this one through. I will give a brief sketch of the parking lot-roadway system and some comments. All quotes are from the Preliminary Report on the environmental impact. 1. Description of Project "Two parking lots will provide parking for approximately 1,045 vehicles. Land area covered will be 10 acres. Construction will include grading the contours: backfilling with thoroughly compacted, coarse granular material base ... the parking surface will be interrupted with islands to permit grassed drainage ways .. planted with trees and grasses .. drainage through natural courses to nearby Pike River." Actually, this is a great idea for a parking lot-provided you need a parking lot at this particular site. Note that grading and backfilling are involved, as this is important in the next section. "The roadway is to follow natural contours ... and will be constructed with enough width to permit two-way traffic plus a bicycle path along one side of the drive." I agree with the part about a bicycle path. 2. Probable Impact Of The Project On The Environment "The project will improve traffic circulation by providing a separate and diversified traffic and vehicular storage system. Public traffic will be more dispersed and will be entirely separated from service vehicles and bus traffic. Safety and convenience to campus visitors will increase." Notice how safety and convenience to campus visitors is under the impact on the environment part. Also, improved traffic circulation means more traffic-one car every three seconds was the estimate given to me by Planning & Construction-this ought to do wonders for peaceful study. "No serious visual problems will occur as a result of this project ... tree planting in grassed areas will increase the screening of the cars from view." Again, more concern for looks than life. "The physical impact on the environment is minimal." That's hard to swallow, especially when they need grading and backfilling. "The sites for this project are open land formerly used as farmland. There are no trees growing on the sites. They are presently devoid of animal life..." This is an outright lie. I personally went out-with witnesses- and physically counted (triple-checked) over 400 trees on the north parking lot site as outlined on the report's map (counted only trees over 6' in height). There are many animals living on the sites, as attested to by professors Esser and Balsano, and if you haven't seen the pheasants and birds and rabbits and more obvious creatures of the field, you haven't walked through these sites. I would suggest that whoever writes up these environmental reports should at least get out of his-her office and walk over the proposed site area just once during the spring, summer, or fall and then look me in the eye and tell me the area is "devoid of animal life." Probable Adverse Environmental Effects Which Cannot Be Avoided Here the report talks about Located within the boundaries for one of the proposed parking lots is his home for wildlife which, according to the Preliminary Environmental Impact Report, does not exist in the area. runoff after rains and the advantages of green areas. This part is good but says nothing about how 400+ trees have to come down (you cannot grade and backfill if trees are in the way) or what happens to the animals that live, hunt, nest, and migrate through these areas. 4. Alternatives Considered With Evaluation Of Each Parkside's planners looked at one alternate site at the east end of the campus and said it was too far to walk. They also said it would be too costly to bus from. This report is a lot like Watergate - the closer you look at it, the more incredible it becomes. There are more alternatives and I will try to present a sketch of those, too. 5. Relationship Between Local, Short-Term Uses Of Man's Environment And The Maintenance & Enhancement Of Long-Term Productivity. There is more thought put into the title of this part than the descriptive paragraph under it. It boils down to convenience for P.E. Building-Theater Complex and Campus Union. 6. Irreversible And Irretrievable Commitment Of Resources Again stresses convenience for campus visitors as best use for land. 7. Public Awareness Or Objections To Project And Resolution "Based on user complaints directed at remote parking lots, the provision of close-in parking will meet with enthusiastic and universal approval from students, faculty, staff, and the general public." That is the complete statement of this part. How do they explain that over 80 percent of the students I t alked to were opposed to this project. Even if I have a prejudiced sample (students) so do they, as it was based only on user complaints. There will be user complaints to anything that isn't perfect and to say there is universal and enthusiastic approval is like saying I have 65 percent of the popular vote and I can do anything I want. 8. Agencies Consulted About The Project Southeastern Wisconsin Regional Planning Commission, and Department Of Natural Resources )). Reasons Why Proposed Action Is Believed To Be Best Course Of Action "The two 1045-car parking lots are necessary to handle the campus parking load." I disagree and will hopefully show you in a bit. "The proposed solution will save many thousands of dollars per year for transportation costs, will improve convenience and save time for users, and will not occupy a site that has present ecological value." I suppose the same person who determined the absense of trees and animals determined the ecological value of the site. The reasons for close-in parking are based on user complaints about remote parking. The Master Plan did not call for close-in parking. Who did and why? The administrators I talked to were not pushing closein parking and chancellor Wyllie himself was opposed (at first). Many students agree that at times remote parking is a hassle but also say they like to study and learn without being surrounded by parking lots and traffic. Who then? You guessed it - the most powerful, elite group on campus - the faculty! Not all. but many. Why? Convenience for sure, but more importantly-status. User fees are coming in the near future The closer the lot the photo by Dave Keller This photograph was taken at the north parking lot site where pheasants (circled) and trees are plainly evident. "There are no trees growing on the sites. They are presently devoid of animal life...," says the Preliminary Report on environmental impact. more expensive it will be the more status attached. Faculty will be able to afford the higher fee better than the students. Also, , the much-mentioned group in the preliminary report-the general public, desire it. It has been said that to get the general public to support and use our Physical Education Building, Theatre, and the proposed Union we must have close-in parking. Forget what the students want and how they put up with remote parking for yearsthere's money involved here. Funny how the student union can't get by with students but needs outside help. Same with P.E. and the Theatre. Is business really that bad with remote parking? Decent facilities, good entertainment, good food and good service would be better that close-in parking to attract the general public to parkside. The reasons for the access road are easier to take. Safety is a big plus. It would lessen the chance of walkers and bike riders getting run down, by channelling the heaviest traffic farther from the buildings. It also provides an incentive to mass transit from Kenosha and Racine because they would have a back-up route to stay on schedule in case the inner road is blocked for some reason, according to Planning & Construction. I'm not exactly sure where the road will be and cannot state what the ecological damage will be, but doubt it will be "minimal" or "on land of no ecological value"! Here there appears to be no special interests pushing for the road - it just seems to be a by-product of the parking lots. Alternatives What about the alternatives? One of the first and most important questions remains unanswered: Do we really need additional parking? Maybe. It is possible that it could take two years for completion. Can you say that in two years the energy shortage will get better? Can you say it will get better by next January? What do we do with additional parking lots if the use of private vehicles starts to decline, perhaps sharply? Are we willing to gamble 400+ trees and uncounted wild-life users of these areas for parking a form of transportation that may become obsolete? Is this the way to promote mass transit? Is the answer to full parking lots to build new ones? Does Parkside really need additional parking? I am not convinced we do and think the environmental cost is too high. Assuming we do need additional parking, what are the possibilities of additional remote parking? Nowhere in the study is any mention made of possible expansion of exisiting parking facilities. Even with close-in parking, we would still have to operate a shuttle service for existing parking lots. We would still have to pay for the shuttle service, so why not expand our present service instead of operating a dual system. At what point does the convenience of close-in parking for the faculty and the well-to-do student outweigh the value of 400+ trees? The value of a natural setting has not been determined in dollars yet. Few artists get their inspirations from parking lots. Few biologists agree that man can control his environment as well as Mother Nature. Aside from the intangible values, the birds in these areas help control the insect population. If you think the flies, etc. were bad last year, wait 'til the parking lots are in. The pollution from 1045 vehicles will not help the nearby plants and animals either. You have to breathe the same air as they. Do you want 1045 exhaust pipes pumping it out at you? The alternatives have not been considered. I have spoken to James Galbraith, Director of Planning & Construction. I was surprised to find the interest he showed me and the knowledge and courtesy he has. Yet he must consider the wishes of all concerned people. If he believes there is an overwhelming demand for close-in parking, then he will sacrifice any ecological viewpoint he may personally hold. Unfortunately, not all the assumptions made are true. The environmental impact study is a joke at best. We should not allow special interest groups to control our University without public scrutiny and approval. Parkside has a chance to show Southeastern Wisconsin how to exist in harmony with its environment. Parkside is guilty of suppressing meaningful input in many areas - teaching evaluation, proposed parking lots, etc. A public hearing will be scheduled, but it will be meaningless if no one goes or if none of the alternatives presented are not listened to. Parkside is trying to schedule the hearing for the summertime in hopes that no one will be here to oppose their plans. This is your chance to show concern for life instead of looks. This is your chance to have your views heard instead of those of the elite few. I will be there-will -you? Please comment to me in care of RANGER and comment to the office of Planning & Construction. When the public hearing is set, I'll have it announced and urge all to attend and comment. 4 THE PARKSl D E RANGE R We d n e s d a y / Mar . 2 0 > 1 9 7 4 Union to be "town square YV by Jerry T. Delcore Imagine here on campus a place where one can watch"I • CaTeS or hiking equipment, bowl, watch a movie, shoot pool or dine in an elegant restaurant entertained by nightclub performers. This image is moving step-by-step closer to reality for the new Campus Center at Parkside will be just such a place. The long awaited student union scheduled for completion in the fall of 1976, has been authorized at an estimated $3,523,800. It is now entering the final stages of drafting, and according to assistant chancellor Allen Dearborn, "All the necessary steps have been taken - approval by the Board of Regents and the State Building Commission, and authorization of funds by the Bureau of Facilities. We even have our architect." The building will be constructed north of the Classroom Building on the site of the present temporary faculty-staff parking lot. It will be connected to the Classroom Building by an enclosed walkway over the loop road. An adjacent parking lot with a 512 car capacity and a second, outer loop road are scheduled for completion this fall, if approved. James Galbraith, Parkside Planning and Construction director, views the center as the campus town square" and feels "the purpose of this project is to serve the special needs of the commuting student who constitutes the large majority of o ur enrollment. It will be a place where students and faculty can mix, exchange views and become acquainted in a personal and casual environment." Built with the same brick coloring and connected to the Classroom Building, the Campus Center will blend in with the other buildings but it will be obvious to anyone, either student or visitor, that it is the center of campus activity. 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The rathskellar will be a rustic area consisting of booths and tiered seating, set in a semi-dark atmosphere. Along with bar facilities, plans include a charcogriHe for bratwurst, steaks and hamburgers, and many campus night activities will take place there. Across the level will be a 400 seat cinema theatre and an adjacent concession stand, patterned after some of the local theaters but having more reasonable rates. In the center of the ground level will be an area the architect calls the "bazaar" because of its central location and anticipated social mingling aspects. The bazaar will be the entrance to the campus with buses stopping out front, and will provide a General Information Center, a lot of open room and specific areas for group activities and meetings. In the center of the bazaar will be a unique free standing elevator to the second and third floors. The second floor will be the main food service area of the campus. It is to include a cafeteria operating under a "scatter" system with station-tostation food service to avoid long lines, and a nearby restaurant-night club area with varied menus, waitered dining, and a night club atmosphere with a view of Petrifying Springs and adjacent terrace as some of its features. The third floor will be the administrative center with office space for the Campus Center director, Activities Board and a poster print shop. The Campus Center will be controlled by a Campus Center Operating Board, comprised of students, faculty and advisory help from the administration and alumni. The Board will serve the function of determining policy, while the Activities Board will continue to organize the majority of activities. Dearborn considers the Campus Center as one of his pet concerns for the Parkside Campus and now that things are finally going to start his excitement is clearly visible. "We look on this building as being a place where students can have fun and relaxation at the same time. It's not a conference center. We hope it will be a really happy building." For many of us currently on the campus, the fall of 1976 s eems like a long way off, especially for those who will graduate in the next two years. But Dearborn assured this reporter that the Campus Center will indeed be open to alumni; in fact, he was quite emphatic in pointing this out. "Those students who have been a part of this campus and watched it grow will definitely be welcomed back to our new center. We only wish we could have had it for them all along." So everyone whether still attending Parkside or not, can watch with a great deal of interest as the new Campus Center becomes more and more a reality. by Walt Ulbricht ZARDOZ In the year 2293 man has achieved immortality but has lost the desire to live. Zed, Sean Connery, is a brutal Exterminator who hunts human game outside a society of intellectual and perpetually young immortals. By hiding inside the gigantic flying mask of Zardoz, the god of Death, Zed travels to the paradise of the eternal Vortex and disrupts its tranquility. John Boorman has written, produced and directed this unsuccessful black parody that asks whether man can exist without his innate instinct of aggression. Boorman's earlier films, Point Blank and DELIVERENCE also examined the role of violence in society but Zardoz is a hopelessly shallow confusion of Technique over Substance. Boorman exploits both the mystery and cinematography of Stanley Kubrick's vastly superior 2001 and the result is a gimmicky derivative. There is the flying mask of Zardoz, a conspicuous imitation of Kubrick's monolith; an inverted vision of creation where the ominous voice of Zardoz commands that "Gun is good. Penis is evil; "an attempt by David Munrow's music (including a gratuituous Beethoven Sonata) to create mood and meaning and an overkill of dazzling colors and shapes that left me with a headache. Zardoz is a chaotic grabbag of visual gags. Boorman's satire has a non-stop pace like Woody Allen's madness but he lacks Allen's wit and originality. After Zed, the film's savior, arrives in the Vortex he becomes a baker's helper passing out bread to the colony of "apathetics," eunachs incapable of feeling. Later Zed escapes by throwing flour (grace) into the crowd and performing a mighty feat - punching his way out of an enormous Baggie. Besides the film's structural and cinematic mess Zardoz is a selfmockery. The first sequence introduces Zardoz, as Arthur Fray (or Boorman himself?) who is known to his friends as an eccentric artist "with imagination." Near the conclusion two prisoners of Vortex come to a realization. Punished by spending eternity as senile guests in ruined nightclub where the party is eternally boring and meaningless they admit, "We've all been used and abused." I cannot disagree. This Week's Shovelful of Schlock: The bad news is that the spiritualgeneral of the U.S., the Rev. Billy Graham, has determined that viewing The Exorcist is dangerous to your health. "I myself am afraid to see the film, " replied the evangelist in an interview in The National Enquirer, "Besides the great danger of being overcome by evil forces, they (the audiences) risk mental confusion, perhaps of a serious nature." The good news is that spring is coming early to Montreat, North Carolina. Rumor has it that a massive transplantation of garlic plants will grace the perimeter of Graham's estate. His neighbors look forward to a bit of color and fragrance outside the ground's security system of police dogs, cyclone fencing and television monitors. •BATH P RODUCTS • PAPERS • TAPES • LEATHER GO ODS: •WA TER BEDS •JEWELRY. 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Any interestedindfvS a^ retreat o°r t^New!regardmg ^ " Sigma Pi to meet Thursday night, „7T,^atermty,T" be holdinS weekly meetings on Thursday nights at 9.30 p m. in LLC D174. Any interested student is invited to attend. For further information about Sigma Pi contact Red Oberbruner in Tallent Hall 237. Aid money still available for sfdont. Financial Aid is still available for students for this semester who demonstrate financial need. Those students already receiving financial aid may appeal for additional money based on unmet need for direct educational expenses. Students in the work-study program are being advised by the financial aids office to request additional work-study dollars so they may continue their employment. The Financial Aids Office is still accepting applications for the next academic year's financial aid. Interested students may contact the Financial Aids Office in Tallent Hall or call 553-2291. Glass blowing to be demonstrated On Thursday, March 21 the PAB will sponsor glassblower Gene Cleereman who will demonstrate the art of glass blowing techniques. Cleereman will also sell his products. The event will take place in Main Place from 11 a.m. until 5 p.m. UW-P musicians win soloist awards The Jazz Band travelled to the Eau Claire Jazz Festival last weekend where two soloists from Parkside won outstanding musician awards. They were Bob Borchardt on trumpet and Brian Ford on drums. Participating in the Festival were 20 university bands from Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and Minnesota. Costume workshop slated There will be a costume workshop on Saturday, March 23, from 1-4 p.m. in the theater. All interested students are invited to help develop a permanent wardrobe for Parkside theatre. Wednesday,, Mar. 20,,1974 THE PARKSIDE RANGER 5 It's what's happening Wednesday, March 20: Whiteskellar features Virginia King on guitar ™ A A p m'ln Whiteskellar. No admission charged. Wednesday March 20: Film "Romeo and Juliet" at 7:30 p.m. in the Comm. Arts Theater. No admission charged Wednesday, March 20: Adult Student Association "Coffee" at 7 p.m. in the CL concourse L-l level overlooking bus stop. Thursday March 21: Glassblower Gene Cleereman in Main Place sponsored by PAB from 11 a.m. until 5 p.m. ' Thursday March 21: Cartoons in the Whiteskellar atlpm No admission charged. H ' Thursday March 21: Concert featuring the Monteverdi Chamber -rK ? P'm'in the Comm Arts Theater. No admission charged. Thursday, March 21: Sigma Pi Fraternity meeting in LLC D174 at 9:30 Friday, March 22: Concert featuring the UW-M Wind Ensemble at 7:30 p.m. in theComm Arts Theater. No admission charged. MaFChf=LaS Vegas Night sP°nsored by Sigma Pi Fraternity at 8 p.m. in the SAB. Prizes will be auctioned. Admission is $1.50. Saturday March 23: Concert sponsored by PAB featuring "Uncle I t , P'm' m th e SAB' Admi ssion i s $1.50. Tickets are availab l e at the Information kiosk. Sunday, March 24: Spring Folk Fest sponsored by PAB from 1 p.m. until 7 p.m. in the SAB. No admission charged. Sunday, March 24: Concert "Contemporary Music Forum" at 7 30 p.m. in the Comm Arts Theater. No admission charged. COMING UP March 28: Parkside Chorale Concert "St. Matthew's Passion" at 7 30 p.m. in the Comm Arts Theater. No admission charged. April l: "Halfway to Somewhere" in the Comm Arts Theater at 8 p.m. No admission charged. April 3: CLIO lecture by Irvin Wylie, Chancellor, "The Cultural Values and Commitments of American Businessmen," in CL-Dlll at 7 30 p.m. PCCC expresses gratitude to Church In the article about the Parkside Child Care Center which appeared in last week's RANGER, concern was expressed for the possible need to relocate in the immediate future. The board and staff of the Center would like to emphasize that without the generosity and good will of the people of the Parkside Baptist Church for the past two and a half years, PCCC might never have existed at all. "Sincere thanks is due Parkside Baptist Church for their kindness, patience and concern " commented Charlotte Chell of the Center's board. TAUWF takes position on terminations The membership of Parkside TAUWF (The Association of University of Wisconsin Faculty) has announced its position regarding recent faculty terminations. "The chapter will act as amicus curiae on behalf of any terminated faculty member at any reconsideration hearings and provide other assistance and counsel to the extent possible." It supports the presence of University Committee observers at the appeal hearing and subsequent deliberations. William Morrow, president of the Parkside TAUWF chapter said anyone wishing to inquire further regarding TAUWF's action mav get m touch with him. 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When shopping, you may tolerate slight departures under these criteria for certain specifications, if other specifications and-or features are more important to you. Criteria are based on, but not necessarily limited to, the tests described in existing IHF Standards for tuners and amplifiers respectively. (Note: the symbol* means the higher the number the better; the symbol t means the lower the number the better.) FM Tuner Section IHF sensitivity 5pVt with ultimate noise plus distortion down 40 dB* for 1000 yV Signal to noise ratio—55 dB* Total harmonic distortion mono (at 400 Hz—1 percent t Total harmonic distortion, stereo, either channel (at 400 Hz) 1.5 percent t Drift 30 kHzt after allowing 1 minute of warm up Frequency response— ±2 dBt, 50 Hzt to 15 kHz* Capture ratio-3 dBt Selectivity, alternate channel—35 dB* IM distortion l percent t Spurious response rejection—80 dB* AM suppression 50 dB* Stereo channel separation 25 d£* at mid frequencies, 20 dB* from 300 Hzt to 8 kHz* Multiplex pilot and subcarrier sup pression each, 50 dB* Controls and features tuning knob; accurately calibrated station dial; off on switch, stereo indicator; tuning meter (center of.channel or maximum strength type); rear, antenna input for 300 ohm twin lead (long wire terminal for AM section) AM Tuner Section Sensitivity 300 >,vt i f given in (jV per meter; 30 „vt if given in absolute Frequency response ( 3 dB points)—60 Hzt to 8 kHz* THD 1 p ercent Selectivity 30 dB* Amplifier Section (Preamp and power amp subsections are normally evaluated as one section in integrated units,) Power output requirements will depend on such factors as speaker ef ficiency and room size; typical figures for a single pair of average efficiency speakers might be 15 watts* music power per channel or 10 watts*" continuous power per channel, with reference to 1 percent THDt. both channels driven simultaneously Power bandwidth- for rated distortion (not to exceed 1 percent t), from 30 Hzt to 15 kHz* THD vs. power output full power, less than 2 p ercent t, 20 Hzt to 20 kHz*; half power, less than 1.5 percent t, 20 Hzt to 20 kHz*" IM distortion at any output impedance, less than 2 percent t up to full rated power Input sensitivity for rated output phono and other low level inputs, 2 to6 millivolts; aux and other high level inputs, 0.2 to 1.5 volts Signal to noise ratio, for rated output any input, 60 dB* Frequency response ±2 dBt, 20 Hzt to 20 kHz* Output impedance- nominally 4 to 16 oh ms Damping factor 10* Features and controls—off on switch; input program selector; volume control; separate treble and bass tone controls; channel balance control; stereo mono mode switch, rear: inputs for magnetic phono pickup, plus two high level sources; outputs for speakers and tape recorder *** SIGHT'n SOUND TV * HI FI * RADIOS RECORDS * TAPES 21st & Taylor Racine 634-4900 Open Daily, 'til 9 Sat. & Sun. 'til 6 6 THE PARKSIDE RANGER Wednesday, Mar. 20, 1974 Harvey" a step in the learning process '':.dit°r S "0te: Last week's Production of "Har- . ls reviewed here by Terry Kollman, a senior English and communications major. Parkside Players production of Harvey, directed y associate professor of communications Dr. Richard Carrington, opened last Thursday evening to a small crowd. The first act moved rather slowly however, by the second act opening night jitters were gone, and the play began to go. Gregory B. Gregory did an outstanding job as the insane yet lovable milktoast Elwood P. Dowd. His comic timing, line delivery, and physical gestures made mm a unique yet believable character. Myrtle Mae, portrayed by Kris Simpson, was an equally fine job! Unfortunately, Veta Louise Simmons (Beth Collova) was a weak link. As Myrtle Mae's mother, the age difference did not come across. The characterization (if there was any) came off stiff, as though she were reading the lines rather than living the part. Her sing-songy delivery became irritating at times. Some of the minor characters did very fine work, adding greatly to the humor. Ted Paone, as the hospital orderly Duane Wilson, was particularly tunny. His facial expressions and comic timing proved the old adage that "there are no small parts, only small actors." Dr. Lyman Sanderson (Jeff Kiehlbach) did a commendable job; however, he seemed to push at times, making the character younger than he should have been. Mark Shimkus as Dr. William Chumley provided humor and a good age contrast to his assistant Sanderson. Shimkus' stereotyped Viennese psychiatrist worked well, but the accent (New York truck driver who forgot to blow his nose) was a bit overdone. On the whole, the acting far surpassed some artistic inadequacies. The set was disappointing, but considering that two completely different sets had to be constructed, obvious flaws can be overlooked. The amazing aspect of this particular set is that within a matter of minutes an entire (box set) living room is changed into Chumley's Rest, a mental institution, a feat which is to be applauded. The design worked well; however, the color of the rest home was annoying. Have you ever seen a bright blue institution? The library set, a combination of medium pinks and browns was, on the other hand, attractive. While the set was adequate, the charming touches such as decorative items and props which made the Virus set outstanding, were sorely lacking. The costumes, supposedly done in 1940's styles, were inconsistent. Chic, modern day dress would have served the purpose, and would have saved the costume designer, Louise Woiteshek, many headaches. Another problem was that several costumes were the same color as the set and therefore blended right in. Finally, the blocking at times seemed clumsy. There were several cases of upstaging, movements were unnatural, and the actors occasionally had to strain their positions in order to deliver a line. In spite of some problems, the show ran very smoothly with no noticeable technical flaws. Many people put in many hours to get this production ready and their efforts are to be applauded. The only way we learn is by doing, and it will take many productions with many mistakes before we will learn the limitations and capabilities of the new theatre. Public invited to environmental hearing on physical plant Dr. Sanderson (Jeff Kiehlbach) right, looks on as Elwood P. Dowd (Gregory B. Gregory) checks TJX™LhlS 7 <left)- The ParkSide Harvey ran for four nights last week. P,a*ers' Of Mary Chayse-s p ay- A public hearing on the environmental impact of the physical plant building to be constructed at Parkside will be held April 1 to 3:30 p.m. in room D105 of the Classroom building, Planning and Construction Director James Galbraith announced last week. The public is invited to express opinion on the project at the hearing, which is being held in compliance with the Environmental Policy Act. Galbraith said copies of the impact statement are available at his office and at the library, as well as at Racine and Kenosha public libraries and the Somers Town Hall. Galbraith said the physical plant hearing should not be confused with one to be held in late April or early May on construction of new parking lots. Both projects fall under the Environmental policy Act but are subject to different regulations. The one-story structure, which has been approved by the Board of Regents and State Building Commission, will be located just east of the heating-chilling plant and north of the Tallent parking lot on open, flat land without trees or wildlife. According to the report, there will be no adverse environmental effects to life systems, congrestion or health because of the building. The Southeastern Wisconsin Regional Planning Commission and the Department of Natural Resources has been consulted about the project. The building will provide space for fleet maintenance and garage facilities, campus storage, maintenance shop areas for groundskeeping, carpentry, locksmith, painting, plumbing, electrical and mechanical operations, and staff offices. Galbraith said the centralized facility will result in substantial savings in electrical energy and fuel and increase work efficiency. since various physical plant operations are now scattered in former residences on campus which are ill-designed and inadequate for such functions. The p lace to go for P ants and things! ISEftMANN'S THE [American' 614 - 56th Street Nevadas [PCES has made its way to Parkside... VEGAS NITE FRIDAY, MARCH 23,8 P.M. - 1 A.M. Student U nion Admission $ 1.50 p er $ 500 s take Prize Auction held at evenings close Parkside & Wis. I.D.s required. P.A.B. PRESENTS THE OUTRAGEOUS. . . UNCLE VINTY LIVE IN PERSON! SAT. MARCH23-8:00 $1.50 UWP STUDENTS ADVANCE $2.0O()THERS & AT DOOR PAB slates outings, will conduct outing clinic Wednesday, Mar. 20, 1974 THE PARKSIDE RANGER 7 by Rebecca Ecklund An Outing Clinic is being sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board, the purpose of which is to provide information that will be useful to out-door enthusiasts. The Clinic, slated for Wednesday, March 27, 7:30 to 9 p.m. in the Phy Ed Building, will include three different sessions. The rock climbing (or mountain climbing) session will be conducted by Morris Firebaugh, associate professor of physics. He will explain equipment and terminology and will show slides of some of his expeditions. Canoe safety and wilderness first aid will be explained by Robert Grueninger, assistant professor of physical education. This session will be held in the pool area. Jack Elmore, director of Career Planning and Placement, will conduct a back-packing session; he will talk about clothing, equipment, procedures, and other aspects of backpacking. Besides the three sessions outlined here, there will be equipment displays and various other activities going on at the Clinic. All students are invited attend this free event, especially those who plan to participate in upcoming PAB outings. One of those outings will be a weekend camping trip to the Devils Lake area on April 26, 27, and 28. The campers will be canoeing, hiking, and climbing. On May 3, 4 a nd 5, the PAB is organizing a canoe trip to the Waupaca Chain of Lakes area. And on May 20 (right after finals week), a nine-day canoeing and camping trip will leave out of the Grand Marre, Minnesota area and travel into Canada. Teammates vote Cole most valuable player Gary Cole, 6-9 sophomore center, has been selected as the most valuable basketball player at Parkside by vote of his teammates, Coach Steve Stephens has announced. Cole emerged as the big man in Parkside's final 1973-74 basketball statistics released last week. The 6-9 sophomore topped all Parkside scorers with a 22.0 point per game average for the 22 games he played in after missing the first seven with a broken thumb. He also averaged 12 rebounds a contest to lead Parkside in that department. Cole also led all regulars in shooting percentage, making 205 of 360 attempts from the field for a 56.9 percent mark and 75 of 99 from the free throw line for a 75.8 percent mark. His 47 points against Northern Michigan, setting a Parkside varsity record, and 20 rebounds against SIU-Edwardsville were also Parkside season highs. Three other Rangers averaged in double figures. Sophomore Bill Sobanski, who missed 16 games with a broken foot, finished at 15.0 in scoring and 7.8 in rebounding while Malcolm Mahone, sophomore, who was not eligible until Jan. 7 after transferring, averaged 13.6 points a game in 18 games and pulled down an average of 7.3 rebounds. Junior Chuck Chambliss, the Rangers' leading scorer his first two seasons, stayed in double figures at 12.6 while his fellow starter in every game at guard, junior co-captain Joe Hutter averaged 6 points a game. The Rangers averaged 68.2 points a game to the opposition's 67.5 and 41.6 rebounds a contest to their foes' 38.2. Parkside shot 43.8 percent from the floor and 66.7 percent from the line while the opposition combined for a 43.7 mark from the field and 64 percent from the stripe. Parkside ended its season with a 50-46 loss to NAIA District 14 champion UW-Eau Claire on the Blugolds' floor. The Rangers finished 14-15, winning five and losing six at home and breaking 1 Year Ago Today; It Was \ LISTEN TO THE MUSIC by the Doobie Bros. Still Available with 5,000 Other Oldies T> Sale* 1910 TAYLOR AVENUE. RACINE 637-2212. No w y o u ca n p r o t e c t y ou r s e l f a g a i n s t mugg e r s , r a p i st s a n d wo r s e wi t h t h i s ama z i n g ne w w h i s t l e . Wea r i t a s a ne c k l a c e o r c ar r y i t a s a ke y c ha i n . I t s l o ng - r a n g e p e n e t r a t i n g s h r i l l b un g s h e lp i n a hu r r y . Th e ne x t d a r k n i g h t ( th a t ' s t on i g h t ! ) y ou ' l l f e e l a lo t s af e r j u s t k n owi n g y o u h a v e th e g re a t e s t p r o t e c t i o n i n t h e w o < l d. G i v e s o b s c e n e p h o n e c a l l e r s a s h r i li ln g e a r f ul , t oo . GET I T BEFORE YOU HAD I T ' CO YE IN OR MAIL HANDY COUPON Yes' I wa nt to be saved' Send me London-Like Whistles Key Cham Nee Kl,ice i Number' Chiomt" I enclo se S5 . 0 0 trn each London-Like Whistle I und eistand that d I am not totally satisfied I will 'ec eive a CQinple • elund i ' iptu' i i ed in JO'days NAME Family Jewels Ltd. 3431 West ViHard Avenue Milwaukee. Wisconsin 53209 even on the road at 9-9. The semifinal round in District play was the furthest Parkside has advanced in its five-year basketball history. Two gymnasts qualify for championships Classified Mother ' s helper: Girl to live in for summer. 2 children, 9 and 5. Must swim Also interested in girl looking for housing next fa l l . Call Mrs. Nelson, 654 9251, Kenosha LOST: Cassette tape recorder. $10 if found. 552 8603 Ask for Ron. Personals BLITZ!! Announcing another infrequent meeting of the Women' s Wednesday night stormtroopers conversation club Tonit e we will be taking over a bar in Racine. All par t icipants cordially invited See you ther K.W. IN P.S. • T ennessee walt z beaut i ful but sad Glad you're joining us tonight for a l i t tle Wisconsin cheer . J.E. , C.V., K.S. a nd others too. Please come. you're invited Two Parkside gymnasts have qualified for the 1974 National Gymnastics Championships scheduled for March 22-23 at Fort Hayes, Kansas State College. Freshman Brian Hill qualified on the pommell horse while Kevin O'Neil, a junior, qualified in three events: pommell horse, still rings and parallel bars. O'Neil took third in the 1973 championships and just missed All-America honors. In his third year at the nationals, he is given a good chance to receive the All- American status. 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A QUICK LOOK WHAT IS ROTC IF ENOUGH STUDENTS ARE INTERESTED THERE CAN BE AN ARMY ROTC PROGRAM HERE AT A GENERAL MEETING WILL BE HELD FOR ALL STUDENTS Main Concourse, LLC D-185 March 20, 21, 22 & 26 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. everyday 5:30 - 9 p.m. on March 20 & 21 $100 a month in vour last two years — up to 10 months per school year. Obligation - as little as 3-6 months, or 2 years, or 3 years, or 4 years on active duty. 20-30 careers available. Flight training program. Scholarships available to ROTC students. Graduate schooling for present seniors. Open to women as well as men. VETERANS GET SPECIAL consideration Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 2, issue 25, March 20, 1974 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1974-03-20 Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System governor patrick lucey merger parking state university system student union tallent hall university of wisconsin