<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<item xmlns="http://omeka.org/schemas/omeka-xml/v5" itemId="2668" public="1" featured="0" xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xsi:schemaLocation="http://omeka.org/schemas/omeka-xml/v5 http://omeka.org/schemas/omeka-xml/v5/omeka-xml-5-0.xsd" uri="https://archives.uwp.edu/exhibits/show/rangernews/item/2668?output=omeka-xml" accessDate="2026-04-12T20:40:50+00:00">
  <fileContainer>
    <file fileId="4854">
      <src>https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/fe56f6b5ef07a8ec1090f4b200ca4ba9.pdf</src>
      <authentication>2946f7969cc3a83b3a50b12153d22e4f</authentication>
    </file>
  </fileContainer>
  <collection collectionId="8">
    <elementSetContainer>
      <elementSet elementSetId="1">
        <name>Dublin Core</name>
        <description>The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/.</description>
        <elementContainer>
          <element elementId="50">
            <name>Title</name>
            <description>A name given to the resource</description>
            <elementTextContainer>
              <elementText elementTextId="45717">
                <text>University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News</text>
              </elementText>
            </elementTextContainer>
          </element>
          <element elementId="41">
            <name>Description</name>
            <description>An account of the resource</description>
            <elementTextContainer>
              <elementText elementTextId="45718">
                <text>Student newspaper of UW-Parkside</text>
              </elementText>
            </elementTextContainer>
          </element>
        </elementContainer>
      </elementSet>
    </elementSetContainer>
  </collection>
  <itemType itemTypeId="1">
    <name>Text</name>
    <description>A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text.</description>
    <elementContainer>
      <element elementId="97">
        <name>Issue</name>
        <description/>
        <elementTextContainer>
          <elementText elementTextId="64431">
            <text>Volume 2, issue 15</text>
          </elementText>
        </elementTextContainer>
      </element>
      <element elementId="95">
        <name>Series Number</name>
        <description>The series number of the original collection.</description>
        <elementTextContainer>
          <elementText elementTextId="64438">
            <text>UWPAC124 Ranger News</text>
          </elementText>
        </elementTextContainer>
      </element>
      <element elementId="96">
        <name>Headline</name>
        <description>Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue.</description>
        <elementTextContainer>
          <elementText elementTextId="89824">
            <text>Transportation problem-solving underway for next semester.</text>
          </elementText>
        </elementTextContainer>
      </element>
      <element elementId="1">
        <name>Text</name>
        <description>Any textual data included in the document</description>
        <elementTextContainer>
          <elementText elementTextId="89929">
            <text>f-tirfi&#13;
Jt W3^r ^ .&#13;
"rt*« !at " ei J0J° *°t tl aws'si &gt;^:&#13;
h;&#13;
P ,.+h &gt;W tK orar&#13;
Car pools, bus service&#13;
Transportation problem-solving&#13;
underway for next semester&#13;
Tim Wells is a Parkside student&#13;
who is concerned about transportation-&#13;
not just for himself&#13;
but for all students. He was&#13;
thinking about it for a long time,&#13;
and when President Nixon announced&#13;
the apparent fuel&#13;
shortage he decided there was&#13;
something everyone here could&#13;
do to save money and gas-car&#13;
pools.&#13;
Jewel Echelbarger, assistant&#13;
dean of students, has been&#13;
working with the Vets' Club to&#13;
maintain Racine bus service to&#13;
and from campus. She, too, is&#13;
very concerned about how&#13;
students are going to get to a&#13;
commuter campus if they don't&#13;
have cars or can no longer afford&#13;
to drive them.&#13;
Wells and Echelbarger got&#13;
together and formalized his car&#13;
pool plan. They realized that for&#13;
such an idea to work it will need&#13;
the support of many people, so&#13;
they are providing the initial&#13;
organization, which will depend&#13;
greatly on students themselves&#13;
taking some initiative. Later, if&#13;
the plan proves popular, they&#13;
hope to get computer time to&#13;
correlate potential drivers and&#13;
riders who live in the same area&#13;
and have similar schedules.&#13;
Car Pools For Everyone&#13;
For next semester, though,&#13;
they have prepared cards for&#13;
students as well as faculty and&#13;
staff to fill out during&#13;
registration. Wells divided&#13;
Racine and Kenosha into eight&#13;
areas each, but emphasized that&#13;
this plan is for everyone, including&#13;
those in outlying areas&#13;
like Burlington or South&#13;
Milwaukee or Illinois, who may&#13;
have no other way of getting&#13;
here. A p erson filling in the card&#13;
will indicate where he-or-she&#13;
lives, a daily schedule of arrival&#13;
and departure, whether or not heshe&#13;
has a car, and so forth.&#13;
These cards will then be filed&#13;
according to the area each person&#13;
lives in. Then it is up to the&#13;
participants themselves to check&#13;
the file for others in their area&#13;
whose schedules approximately&#13;
jive with their own, and call these&#13;
people and form the car pools.&#13;
The file will be located at or&#13;
near the Information kiosk&#13;
during registration. Since many&#13;
students will still "be registering&#13;
on Thursday of that week, Friday&#13;
will be the best day to check-a&#13;
phone call will be sufficient, and&#13;
the extension number will be&#13;
available when you turn in your&#13;
card.&#13;
Based On UCLA Operation&#13;
Wells said his plan is based on&#13;
the one in operation at UCLA,&#13;
which is computerized. After&#13;
students register they are sent&#13;
slips with the names of five or six&#13;
others in their area with similar&#13;
The Parkside&#13;
RANGER Wednesday, Dec. 12, Vol. II No. 15&#13;
Elections to be rerun by Debra Friedell&#13;
The Parkside Student&#13;
Government Association (PSGA)&#13;
voted Monday night to hold a&#13;
special election in January, after&#13;
a two hour many-sided debate&#13;
over the legality of the existing&#13;
PSGA. The special election would&#13;
be run under present PSGA&#13;
election rules and by-laws, would&#13;
be held within 20 days of the&#13;
beginning of the second&#13;
semester, would direct Jewel&#13;
Echelbarger, assistant dean of&#13;
students, to appoint a new&#13;
elections committee, and would&#13;
open all positions.&#13;
The resolution for a special&#13;
election was called by senator&#13;
Rich Karls and received&#13;
unanimous approval from the&#13;
senate. Karls' original motion&#13;
was for "Student Government to&#13;
withdraw recognition of the&#13;
administration" saying that "we&#13;
do not want the vice, support, or&#13;
money of the administration." He&#13;
added that Normal Neophyte had&#13;
been unseated from his senate&#13;
seat under state statutes that&#13;
"everyone is in gross violation&#13;
of," and that Neophyte had been&#13;
denied equal protection under the&#13;
law.&#13;
Tom Jennett, PSGA President,&#13;
queried the senate about naming&#13;
an independent group of students&#13;
to investigate all allegations of&#13;
illegal activities pertaining to the&#13;
elections and make a recommendation&#13;
of a solution to the&#13;
senate. However, the idea was&#13;
soon buried when senators called&#13;
on each other to take power and&#13;
use muscles and make decisions.&#13;
Said senator Jim Smith, "PSGA&#13;
can have just as much power as it&#13;
has the guts, to take and is willing&#13;
to use." Karls accused&#13;
Echelbarger and Allen Dearborn,&#13;
Assistant Chancellor, of making&#13;
puppets out of PSGA representatives&#13;
in regard to the unseating&#13;
of Neophyte, and in dictating the&#13;
use of PSGA monies. Senator Pat&#13;
McDevitt warned senators that if&#13;
they chose to withdraw administrative&#13;
recognition they&#13;
would lose PSGA office space, not&#13;
be allowed to put up posters,&#13;
would not be accessible to the&#13;
Bursur's accounting system, and&#13;
would be running away from the&#13;
administration.&#13;
Senator Mike Hahner accused&#13;
Echelbarger and Dearborn of&#13;
"blackmail" in saying that if the&#13;
senate chose to seat Neophyte&#13;
they would receive no CCC&#13;
funding.&#13;
Senator Harvey Hedden said,&#13;
"if the elections were illegal&#13;
(Neophyte had approximately 40&#13;
state statutes regarding elections&#13;
that were violated in November's&#13;
election) we should not be here in&#13;
any way, shape or form."&#13;
Senator Bruce Volpintesta&#13;
accused elections chairperson&#13;
George Kis of irresponsibility,&#13;
continued on page 5&#13;
Wintry willow? Although this photograph may look like it was taken last week it's&#13;
actually from last summer. Photographer Ken Pestka superimposed&#13;
positive and negative to create a scene of chilling beauty.&#13;
schedules.&#13;
He pointed out that with six&#13;
people riding in one car, each&#13;
pays for only one-sixth as much&#13;
gasoline. In addition to saving&#13;
gas and money, he emphasized&#13;
the convenience of being picked&#13;
up and delivered at your door, the&#13;
opportunity for meeting people&#13;
and the greater ease in finding a&#13;
parking place here.&#13;
He reiterated that many people&#13;
are needed to make it a success,&#13;
and it will be necessary for&#13;
people to generalize their&#13;
schedules-come earlier and&#13;
leave later than your first and&#13;
last classes. "That," he said,&#13;
"can help people's grades, if they&#13;
spend the extra time in the&#13;
library!"&#13;
Wells said that even if there&#13;
isn't an energy crisis now, this is&#13;
good conservation and planning&#13;
for the future. And if there is&#13;
rationing, he said, "our lives are&#13;
going to be changed a lot. Car&#13;
pools will become a necessity."&#13;
Bus Service&#13;
Other avenues for those with&#13;
transportation needs include&#13;
buses. Bus service for Kenosha&#13;
students is available on the city&#13;
bus, which stops here every hour.&#13;
The Racine bus, operated by&#13;
the Vefs' Club, will again be&#13;
selling passes at the same rate as&#13;
last semester, $45. Echelbarger&#13;
indicated that "students need to&#13;
make a commitment early, for&#13;
we have to sell enough of these&#13;
semester passes to operate." A&#13;
$10 deposit may be paid at&#13;
registration and the balance&#13;
later.&#13;
The $45 fee is prorated at $3 per&#13;
week for students purchasing&#13;
passes later. A 75 cents one way&#13;
fare has also been instituted.&#13;
The route and schedule for the&#13;
Racine bus is printed below.&#13;
Echelbarger said, "if the&#13;
ridership changes significantly&#13;
we will change the route." She&#13;
defined ridership in this case as&#13;
"those who pay their $45."&#13;
With regard to gas for buses,&#13;
Paul Stiles, the manager of J elco&#13;
Bus Co. in Kenosha, which&#13;
operates the shuttle buses, said&#13;
that he just doesn't know. He said&#13;
the Jelco bus used by the Vets for&#13;
Racine service is fueled at a&#13;
Racine service station so would&#13;
not be affected by any of Jelco's&#13;
cut backs, but could be hurt if&#13;
that station has supplies reduced.&#13;
RACIKE PARKSIDE BUS SERVICE&#13;
Sponsored by Perktlde Vet's Club&#13;
Reed Down A.K.&#13;
SAptdv 1 Kt. Pleasant&#13;
lout a Erie&#13;
Erie a Gould&#13;
Erie * Au^uata&#13;
Erie A K elvin&#13;
Erie a 3 Kile&#13;
Douglaa a 3 Mile&#13;
Touglee a Haraory&#13;
Douglas a Kingston&#13;
Dougles a Rcoayna&#13;
Couglas a Gould&#13;
; D ouglas a High&#13;
Douglas a Hamilton&#13;
• St ate a Main&#13;
Main a 6th&#13;
; Main a 10th&#13;
Main a Hth&#13;
Ittn a Racine&#13;
"ashing!on a Packard&#13;
aeatlngton a Grange&#13;
kashlngton a Hayes&#13;
Washington a Lathrop&#13;
Lethrop a 17th&#13;
Lathrop a Olive&#13;
Dathrop a Durand&#13;
Durand a Ohio&#13;
Tallent Hall&#13;
GreenGUiet Hall&#13;
7.02&#13;
7:03&#13;
7:05&#13;
7:06&#13;
7:07&#13;
7&gt;06&#13;
7:09&#13;
7:10&#13;
7:11&#13;
7:13&#13;
7.15&#13;
7:17&#13;
7:18&#13;
7:19&#13;
7:20&#13;
7:21&#13;
7:23&#13;
7:25&#13;
7:27&#13;
7:28&#13;
7:29&#13;
7.31&#13;
7:32&#13;
7:33&#13;
7'35&#13;
7: A3&#13;
7.A5&#13;
8.30&#13;
8.32&#13;
8.33&#13;
8.3A&#13;
8.36&#13;
8:37&#13;
8.38&#13;
8.39&#13;
8.AO&#13;
8.A1&#13;
8.A3&#13;
8.A5&#13;
8.A7&#13;
8.A8&#13;
8:A9&#13;
8.50&#13;
8.51&#13;
8.53&#13;
8.55&#13;
8.57&#13;
9.35&#13;
9.37&#13;
9.39&#13;
9&gt;M&#13;
9.A2&#13;
9*43&#13;
9*44&#13;
9.45&#13;
9.46&#13;
9.47&#13;
9.49&#13;
9.51&#13;
9.53&#13;
9.54&#13;
9.55&#13;
9.56&#13;
9.57&#13;
10:03&#13;
8:58 10.04&#13;
8.59 10.05&#13;
9*01 10.07&#13;
9.02 10.08&#13;
9:03&#13;
9.05&#13;
9.13&#13;
10:09&#13;
10.11&#13;
10.19&#13;
9:15 10.21&#13;
Look for Blue a White Bus with Parkside Placard&#13;
Read Op P.M.&#13;
1.19&#13;
1:17&#13;
1.15 lllA&#13;
1.12&#13;
1.11&#13;
1.10&#13;
1.09&#13;
1.08&#13;
1.07&#13;
1.05&#13;
1.03&#13;
1.01&#13;
1.00&#13;
12*59&#13;
12.58&#13;
12.57&#13;
12:55&#13;
12.53&#13;
12:51&#13;
12.50&#13;
12.49&#13;
12.47&#13;
12i46&#13;
12:45&#13;
12.43&#13;
12.35&#13;
3.00&#13;
2.58&#13;
2:56&#13;
2:55&#13;
2.54&#13;
2.53&#13;
2.52&#13;
2*50&#13;
2:48&#13;
2.46&#13;
2.45&#13;
2:44&#13;
2.42&#13;
2.41&#13;
2.40&#13;
2:38&#13;
2.30&#13;
4.14&#13;
4*12&#13;
4:10&#13;
4.09&#13;
4.07&#13;
4.06&#13;
4.05&#13;
4:04&#13;
4:03&#13;
4.02&#13;
4:00&#13;
3.58&#13;
3:56&#13;
3.55&#13;
3-54&#13;
3.53&#13;
3*52&#13;
3:50&#13;
3:48&#13;
3:46&#13;
3:45&#13;
3.44&#13;
3.42&#13;
3&lt;41&#13;
3.40&#13;
3-38&#13;
3:30&#13;
5.29&#13;
5.27&#13;
5.25&#13;
5.24&#13;
5.22&#13;
5.21&#13;
5*20&#13;
5.19&#13;
5.18&#13;
5H7&#13;
5.15&#13;
5.13&#13;
5.11&#13;
5.10&#13;
5.09&#13;
5.08&#13;
5*07&#13;
5:05&#13;
5:03&#13;
5:01&#13;
5.00&#13;
4:59&#13;
4.57&#13;
4.56&#13;
4.55&#13;
4.53&#13;
4.45&#13;
EASE. 145.00 SeBester Pass _ , . . _&#13;
1.75 One-way Pass °* ' *l Information Kiosk, Main Place, Library Learning 1&#13;
Schedules Operated Monday Thru Friday on School Cay. Only&#13;
Tor Information or Assistance call 553-2342&#13;
153 to graduate&#13;
Commencement&#13;
to be held Sunday&#13;
Commencement exercises for&#13;
153 mid-year degree candidates&#13;
will be held Sunday (Dec. 16) at 2&#13;
p.m. in the Communication Arts&#13;
Theater. Forty-five of the degree&#13;
candidates~30 percent of the&#13;
class-will graduate from the&#13;
School of Modern Industry&#13;
(SMI) which highlights&#13;
Parkside's special industrial&#13;
society mission. That is the&#13;
highest percentage of SMI&#13;
graduates in UW-P history.&#13;
The graduates will "hear&#13;
remarks by Chancellor Irvin G&#13;
Wyllie; Regent Edward Hales of&#13;
Racine; Adolph Y. Wilburn, UW&#13;
System associate vice president&#13;
for academic affiars; Thomas&#13;
Jennett, president of the&#13;
Parkside Student Government&#13;
Association; and Peter Guinn&#13;
president of the Parkside Alumni&#13;
Association.&#13;
Vice Chancellor Otto F. Bauer&#13;
will preside for the conferral of&#13;
degrees and Dean Eugene L&#13;
Norwood of the College of Science&#13;
and Society and Dean William A.&#13;
Moy of the School of Modern&#13;
Industry will present candidates&#13;
from their respective academic&#13;
units.&#13;
™ ^evfend Jay Humphreys&#13;
of Parkside Baptist Church will&#13;
give the invocation and&#13;
benediction and the Parkside&#13;
Wind Ensemble will play und&#13;
the direction of Prof. Bernai&#13;
Stiner.&#13;
Marshals for the academ&#13;
procession will be Profs. Wayi&#13;
Johnson and Charlotte Chell fi&#13;
the College, Prof. Walter Fel.&#13;
for the School, Prof. Norbe&#13;
Isenberg for the faculty, ar&#13;
Prof. Paul Kleine, chief marsha&#13;
The Alumni Association wi&#13;
host a University reception f(&#13;
graduates and their guests in&#13;
mediately after the ceremony i&#13;
Main Place of the Libran&#13;
Learning Center.&#13;
This is the final RANGER of&#13;
the semester. The first issue of&#13;
the second semester will be&#13;
published on Wednesday, Jan. 16.&#13;
New staff members are&#13;
welcome at any time-we need&#13;
photographers, sports writers,&#13;
news writers, feature writers,&#13;
and especially ad salespeople.&#13;
We are also accepting applications&#13;
at this time for a&#13;
business manager (salary-$20.00&#13;
per week). Contact us in LLC&#13;
D194 for further information.&#13;
We wish everyone a safe and&#13;
enjoyable holiday and look forward&#13;
to seeing you next&#13;
semester.&#13;
Wednesday, Dec. 12, 1973 THE PARKSIDE RANGER 3&#13;
RANGER&#13;
•Editorial/Opinion.&#13;
Seeing through&#13;
the synthetic&#13;
snow job&#13;
For this, the final RANGER of the semester, we&#13;
presented students with the opportunity to share a part&#13;
of themselves with the rest of the campus community by&#13;
contributing their poetry, art work, prose and&#13;
photography. We found that reading through many of&#13;
the poems was a depressing experience: some--a fewcelebrate&#13;
a spirit of love and joy and the light of&#13;
Christmas; many others, however, speak of loneliness,&#13;
suicide, lost love, alcohol and drugs, and commercialism.&#13;
These are not, of course, new themes for&#13;
the poet, yet their juxtaposition with the traditional&#13;
treatment of the season is an effective reminder that&#13;
tinsel and glitter and Peace on Earth Christmas cards&#13;
are a synthetic snow job, and these poets just aren't&#13;
buying.&#13;
We actually find this a hopeful sign, for we know that&#13;
amidst the gloom, these voices are crying out for&#13;
something better and we wish for them and all of us the&#13;
courage to continue the quest, not only at Christmas, but&#13;
throughout the year.&#13;
RANGER thanks all who contributed to this issue and&#13;
we're sorry we were unable to print everything that&#13;
came in. We hope though, that students will feel free to&#13;
continue to submit their work to us for publication, for&#13;
we are committed to presenting our readers with interesting,&#13;
diversified and provocative material each&#13;
week.&#13;
Since this is the last issue of the semester, we want to&#13;
say thanks for your readership. We wish all students the&#13;
best on their final exams and may everyone have a&#13;
happy holiday season.&#13;
|&#13;
fiotfbook&#13;
We get letters&#13;
by Jane Schliesman&#13;
Before we all pack up and leave for awhile there are a few things I&#13;
would like to say about this RANGER, the continuing saga of that&#13;
fiasco called PSGA, and our return next semester.&#13;
First 1 want to thank everyone who submitted material to help&#13;
make this issue have something for everyone. RANGER people, too,&#13;
put forth something extra to provide special features and pictures. I&#13;
especially want to thank staff artist amy cundari for her extraordinary&#13;
effort in graphics this week.&#13;
PSGA. Well, what can you say? The senators apparently were&#13;
persuaded by Normal Neophyte's arguments, at least to the extent of&#13;
m jj ! ees 3,1 legally seated. Normal apparently was persuaded&#13;
by something or someone to run in the upcoming rerun of last&#13;
month s election-under his legal name.&#13;
The whole hassle over Normal Neophyte was symptomatic of the&#13;
deeper problems with election procedures. You know something is&#13;
wrong when no one even mentions the Election By-laws until after the&#13;
new members have taken office. The committee of one which oversaw&#13;
he recent farce we've been calling an "election" apparently was not&#13;
too seriously concerned with the job entrusted to him by at that time&#13;
acting-President Tom Jennett. He ignored blatant violations of the&#13;
laws of PSGA as well as the state, and is guilty himself of committing&#13;
serious infractions. His attitude of indifference is the very thing some&#13;
people were trying to combat in the student body.&#13;
The solution to the whole mess-a rerun-may be the best possible&#13;
T ?i?r ^circumstances, but discussion on the motion before it passed&#13;
at the PSGA meeting did not once touch on the potential response, or&#13;
lack of it, from the student body. Personally, and I hope I'm wrong I&#13;
foresee many of the too few students who voted last time saying&#13;
they ve seen this one just recently and it's no good. Bad reviews may&#13;
well kill this show. J&#13;
If such were to happen it truly would be a crime, for the students at&#13;
the last meeting seemed genuinely desirous of setting and accomplishing&#13;
some much-needed goals. Most if not all of them can be&#13;
expected to seek office again (incidentally, any other student may file&#13;
for an officer or senate seat by filing the required forms, including&#13;
nomination petition-check with the PSGA office before the end of this&#13;
semester). They should have a mandate from the students that clearly&#13;
shows many of us do want a strong, effective PSGA to present our&#13;
demands and solve some of our problems.&#13;
There's still hope, although with the Normal Neophyte case&#13;
dissipating the only interesting thing about PSGA for some students is&#13;
now gone For me, it only means that Normal is Dennis again (Dennis&#13;
is normal again?) and its time for anything but the normal, dragged&#13;
out, slowly disintegrating, mucked up paralysis of PSGA. If new&#13;
elections will do it, then at least they're doing something.&#13;
On to other things - for next semester RANGER would like to expand&#13;
our coverage of campus events, but can only do so if we get&#13;
enough advertising to pay for more pages. "All the news that fits we&#13;
print, and more will fit if you do yourselves a favor and earn the&#13;
commission for every ad you sell. This is money, folks, in your pocket&#13;
and ours, and our share goes into printing your news, so come and see&#13;
us for rate sheets and contracts.&#13;
Finally, I want to convey my holiday sentiments to everyone at&#13;
Pa rkside. Peace.&#13;
Letters to the editor are encouraged.&#13;
AH letters on any&#13;
subject of interest to students,&#13;
faculty or staff should be confined&#13;
to 300 w ords or less, typed&#13;
and double-spaced. The editors&#13;
reserve the right to edit letters&#13;
for length and good taste. All&#13;
letters must be signed and include&#13;
address, phone number,&#13;
and student status or faculty&#13;
rank. Names will be withheld&#13;
upon request. The editors reserve&#13;
the right to refuse to print any&#13;
letters.&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
Since I began my studies here,&#13;
I have discovered many instances&#13;
of seeming unfairness&#13;
and totally mucked-up communications&#13;
and relationships&#13;
among administrators, faculty,&#13;
and students. These mysterious&#13;
goings-on raised questions in my&#13;
mind, so I did some investigating&#13;
and talked to staff members,&#13;
professors, and other students&#13;
about these matters. I have&#13;
acquired much information, and&#13;
I have reached a few conclusions.&#13;
Three years ago I was of the&#13;
naive opinion that a university&#13;
was one of the few institutions left&#13;
in which people could be free,&#13;
honest and open with each other&#13;
without having to struggle with&#13;
deception, pettiness, and unconcerned&#13;
authority and power.&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
I have just finished reading the&#13;
letters in this morning's&#13;
RANGER and rereading the&#13;
article on teacher evaluation&#13;
from last week's paper.&#13;
Having shown my interest in&#13;
the evaluations last year and&#13;
again this year by volunteering&#13;
for the PSGA Academic Policies&#13;
Committee, I feel that some sort&#13;
of teacher evaluation sheet for all&#13;
divisions that can be used in&#13;
determining tenure, determining&#13;
whether that person is right to&#13;
teach at Parkside, determining&#13;
whether students would want to&#13;
attend his courses, and deter-&#13;
But when I see the number of&#13;
courses and instructors in certain&#13;
disciplines being reduced&#13;
because of "low enrollment" and&#13;
"Budget cuts" (it doesn't seem to&#13;
make any difference that six&#13;
students in a foreign language&#13;
class may be learning as much&#13;
as, if not more than? fifty students&#13;
in a social science class); when&#13;
students have no more than a&#13;
token means of expressing their&#13;
satisfaction or dis-satisfaction&#13;
with their instructors; when I&#13;
find out that at least one&#13;
professor's career at Parkside&#13;
was apparently terminated for&#13;
personal and-or political reasons&#13;
rather than for evidence of poor&#13;
teaching or failure to comply&#13;
with university policy; when a&#13;
student will probably be denied&#13;
his Senate seat because he chose&#13;
mining what courses he is the&#13;
right person to teach, is&#13;
necessary.&#13;
This university is supposed to&#13;
give one an "education" in&#13;
certain fields. If there is a lousy&#13;
instructor in the front of the&#13;
room, no one will learn. If&#13;
students are left uninformed&#13;
about the instructors here, these&#13;
"lousy" instructors will remain&#13;
at Parkside till who knows when.&#13;
Let's get an equitable student&#13;
evaluation form for all faculty,&#13;
required for all faculty members.&#13;
Yours truly,&#13;
Bruce Wagner&#13;
Kenosha junior&#13;
to run for office under his social&#13;
security number (question: if&#13;
persons are to be objectified and&#13;
regarded as numbers, why is it&#13;
that a protest arises when a&#13;
student wishes to identify himself&#13;
by his number?); when I am&#13;
brought face to face with these&#13;
things-and there are probably a&#13;
lot more of which I am not aware-&#13;
-I realize that whatever machine&#13;
exists here is often no less&#13;
corrupt and depersonalizing than&#13;
the ones which exist anywhere&#13;
else.&#13;
I suspect that many other&#13;
people may be of a similar&#13;
opinion and have their own&#13;
disgust and disillusionment to&#13;
deal with. Thank you all for&#13;
bearing with me in mine.&#13;
Lorri Tommerup&#13;
Racine Junior&#13;
The Parkside-&#13;
RANGER&#13;
The Parkside Ranger is published weekly throughout the academic&#13;
&gt;ear by the students of The University of Wisconsin-Parkside,&#13;
Kenosha, Wisconsin 53140. Offices are located at D-194 Librarv-&#13;
Learning Center, Telephone (414) 553-2295.&#13;
The Parkside Ranger is an independent newspaper. Opinions&#13;
reflected in columns and editorials are not necessarily the official&#13;
view of The University of Wisconsin-Parkside.&#13;
Letters to the Editor are encouraged. All letters on any subject of&#13;
interest to students, faculty or staff must be confined to 250 words or&#13;
ess, ty ped and double-spaced. The editors reserve the right to edit&#13;
tetters for length and good taste. All tetters must be signed and include&#13;
address phone number and student status or faculty rank. Names will&#13;
be w ithheld upon request. The editors reserve the right to refuse to&#13;
print any letters.&#13;
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Jane M. Schliesman&#13;
MANAGING EDITOR: Tom Petersen&#13;
FEATURE EDITOR: Debra Friedell&#13;
SPORTS EDITOR: Dan Marry&#13;
COPY EDITOR: Rebecca Ecklund&#13;
wp?tpocRAcPH'C COORD|NATOR: David Daniels&#13;
Hpnln r ^ BuSh' S,ephen Gi,,ord' Barbara Hanson, Harvey&#13;
slfrlttl'., e? ^fnsen- Mlchaa' Olszyk, Marilyn Schubert, John&#13;
6 staPan,a zsr"5'1 n' Carrie W«a•rd», T om DeFouw, Neal Sautner "y™?NITSTS: ^mv cundari- Garv Huck, Bob Rohan&#13;
LAYOUT. Tern Geleman, Terry Knop, staff&#13;
BUSINESS MANAGER: Ken Pestka&#13;
ADVERTISING MANAGER: Amy Cundari&#13;
a'^LU^II0N managER: Gary Worthington&#13;
ADVERTISING STAFF: Fred Lawrence, Jim Magruder&#13;
THE PARKSIDE RANGER Wednesda y , D e c . 12, 197 3&#13;
New course offerings&#13;
by Harvey Hedden and Carrie Ward&#13;
I he Spring timetables are out and in them are&#13;
many classes not previously offered. With this in&#13;
mind HANGER has attempted to acquaint students&#13;
with some of the new or unusual classes to be offered&#13;
next semester. While it was not possible to&#13;
include all new offerings, efforts were made to&#13;
contact as many professors as possible.&#13;
New Topics in American Language&#13;
Writing, Language and Experience" is a new&#13;
course intended to improve writing skills, play with&#13;
language, and learn to love diction. Assistant&#13;
Professor Emmett Bedford indicated most reading&#13;
will be done from mimeograph handouts but three&#13;
small books are also required.&#13;
Writing as Production and Management" will&#13;
emphasize clarity and accuracy in writing, according&#13;
to associate professor Robert Canary. The&#13;
course is recommended for those going into the&#13;
business field. Texts, assignments and group&#13;
projects will all be oriented toward business and&#13;
industry.&#13;
. Science For Non-majors&#13;
Discovery and Learning in the Sciences" is a&#13;
one-credit seminar course recommended for nonscience&#13;
majors and freshman. Students are to give&#13;
an oral presentation to the class on a scientific topic&#13;
they are curious about. Professor Greenbaum also&#13;
7™^ would be usmg magazines like SCIENTIFIC&#13;
AMERICAN in the course.&#13;
Life Science in Industry, Gardening&#13;
In life science a new course called "Industrial&#13;
Biology will provide a comprehensive overview of&#13;
man-environment-health relationships. How&#13;
modern man interacts with the environment at&#13;
home, at work and in the community will be&#13;
analyzed as to health hazards, the nature of&#13;
problems involved and means of control. In addition,&#13;
the course will utilize field trips and guest&#13;
lecturers employed in the area of protecting man's&#13;
health, according to the instructor of the new&#13;
course, Professor Eugene Gasiorkiewicz.&#13;
A five week life science module will be offered on&#13;
"Organic Gardening." Professor Robert Esser will&#13;
teach the secrets of planting, insect control, fertilization&#13;
and other aspects of Organic Gardening.&#13;
"Concepts in Medical Entomology" will deal with&#13;
the behavior of fleas and ticks as vectors of human&#13;
disease. According to Assistant Professor Omar&#13;
Amin, topics in this one credit course will include&#13;
feeding behavior, host-seeking behavior and&#13;
transmission patterns.&#13;
"Uncertainty, Parity, and Paradoxes in Physics"&#13;
Assistant Professor Thomas Cook will be studying&#13;
some of the complex problems of physics and explain&#13;
them in general terms. The five-week course&#13;
will use no text, but rather reprints from Scientific&#13;
American.&#13;
Comm. Course — Argumentation and Debate&#13;
"Argumentation and Debate" will study the&#13;
theory and practice of argumentation. Instructor&#13;
Corwin King will also be analyzing and discussing&#13;
debate theory.&#13;
"Public Opinion and Propaganda" will emphasize&#13;
the role of opinions and the way they are&#13;
challenged. Instructor Sheldon Harsel will require a&#13;
continued on page 11&#13;
BurgerChef&#13;
i : it&#13;
A GREAT&#13;
COMBINATION&#13;
HOT APPLE PIE&#13;
&amp;&#13;
HOT CHOCOLATE&#13;
3400 S heridan Rd. &amp; 6926 39th A ve.&#13;
T'! h,ls ,.ke|ch of thet Parkside Piano Trio' *&gt;y Joyce Dana, was drawn on the back of a program at the&#13;
1 no s first concert on Nov. 29. Members of the Trio are violinist Maria Mutschler, cellist David&#13;
L'ttrel. and pianist Stephen Swedish, of the music faculty.&#13;
3Tf)e Rentier ®rap&#13;
n CHRISTMAS SPECIAL If&#13;
Dec. 17 to Jan. 11&#13;
y\° : 1*&#13;
35*&#13;
1 5 *&#13;
50*&#13;
Mixed Drinks&#13;
Taps *1 Pitchers&#13;
Martinis&#13;
BETWEEN TH E HOURS OF 12 NOON AND 8 P.M.&#13;
A GOOD PLACE TO ENJOY THE YULE-TIDE "SPI RITS " .&#13;
2004 Mead St reet , Racine , Wi s .&#13;
K H 0Llt&gt;AY&#13;
APRIL 12-21,1974&#13;
10 days-8 nights&#13;
$499 plus $20 tax&#13;
&amp; service based on&#13;
2 to a room&#13;
includes:&#13;
• Round trip jet&#13;
• 1 nights in Athens&#13;
• 8th night in Zurich&#13;
• 2 meals daily&#13;
• Greek island cruise&#13;
• Athens sightseeing&#13;
• Fondue party in Switz.&#13;
• Tour escort&#13;
• Tips &amp; taxes on above&#13;
For application or information&#13;
Contact:&#13;
CAMPUS TRAVEL CENTER&#13;
LLC D-197 Call: 553-2294&#13;
The Festival of Lights&#13;
Wednesday, Dec. 12, THE PARKSIDE RANGER 5 QE3T&#13;
auu , by Sandy Busch&#13;
cekbSnf^f kn°Wn' the on-coming&#13;
Sf Juda S ' u actUal,y a minor holiday&#13;
m,7 ?' ^ajor celebrated days are Pesach&#13;
Passover), Shabuoth (Feast of Weeks or Pen&#13;
Booths) s till Sfhkk°th (FeaSt °f Tabernacles, or&#13;
Booths). stiH others are Rosh Hashana (New Year)&#13;
and Yom Kipper (Day of Atonement).&#13;
Hanukioh, or Chanukah, is known as the Feast of&#13;
Dedica ion, and as the Festival of Lights The&#13;
principle source for the story behind the holiday is&#13;
found m the Talmud, a collection of interpretations&#13;
MedievTrabbTseS °f ** SCriptUrGS C°mpiled by&#13;
Upon revealing the story of'Hanukkah, Rabbi&#13;
KennTh, f !1 °f the Beth Hlllel Temple of&#13;
Kenosha stressed it is not a "Jewish Christmas "&#13;
victory Hanukkah commemorates the&#13;
over tL r Hasm°naens (the Maccabee family)&#13;
HZ £ Greco-Syrian king, Antiochus. For three&#13;
y ars the Syrian-Greeks had persecuted the Jews&#13;
HriW ™Temple With the pagan worship of&#13;
Hellenism The 165 B.C. victory made possible the&#13;
survival of monotheism.&#13;
«nafier *he *emP,e was purified, Judas Maccabeus&#13;
and his brothers instituted celebration of the day of&#13;
RCKKFyu 5® llghting of candles. According to&#13;
Rabbi Harold Markman of the Beth Israel Sinai&#13;
Temple in Racine, this was to celebrate the&#13;
demonstrated victory of the few over the many&#13;
when the few are in the right.&#13;
Following the destruction of the Temple in A.D.&#13;
TO and the loss of Jewish independence, the&#13;
nationalistic character of the festival was modified&#13;
Significance was redirected to legends behind the&#13;
institution of the celebration.&#13;
Rabbi Goldstein told of several legends Within&#13;
the Temple was an Eternal Light which needed&#13;
olive oil to burn. It is said that when the Maccabees&#13;
purified the Temple, although only enough oil for&#13;
one day was available, the light miraculously&#13;
burned for eight days. Another legend claims that&#13;
eight Roman spears were in the Temple at the time&#13;
of it's purification. The spears could have easily&#13;
killed the Jews, but did not.&#13;
Although they tell of diversive significant events&#13;
pertaining to Hanukkah, both legends include as&#13;
important the number eight. Hence, the holiday&#13;
lasts for eight days; from the 25th of Kislev&#13;
(corresponding to Nov. -Dec.) to the 2nd or 3rd&#13;
month of Tebet (the latter part of Dec.). This year,&#13;
the celebration begins at sunset on December 19th!&#13;
and ends at sunset on December 26th.&#13;
The festivities are centered around the family and&#13;
the home. Rabbi Markman observed that aside&#13;
from practices of gift-giving, which are often different&#13;
in various families, the Hanukkah&#13;
celebration is relatively standard.&#13;
On the first eve of the holiday begins the burning&#13;
of eight candles in commemoration of the oil burning&#13;
eight nights. The extreme right candle of a&#13;
seven-branched candelabrum, called a Menorah, is&#13;
lit by an extra candle called a shammes. The&#13;
shammes is used to light an additional candle on&#13;
each night during Hanukkah.&#13;
Prayers are said at each lighting of a candle.&#13;
Rabbi Markman commented that included in the&#13;
prayers is a reminder to the family that all gifts are&#13;
from God. Liturgical verses, such as Maoz Tzur&#13;
(Rock of Ages), are also sung.&#13;
Traditionally, a small token present is given to&#13;
every family member each night after a candle is&#13;
lit, However, due to commercialization, during the&#13;
past 10-15 years more and larger presents have been&#13;
given.&#13;
The Hanukkah celebration includes feasting and&#13;
games, Latkes, or pot pancakes fried in oil (the oil&#13;
symbolizing the historical burning of the oil), is an&#13;
example of traditional foods eaten. Children often&#13;
play with a top similar to one used during the&#13;
persecution of the Jews. This top, called a driedle,&#13;
contains four sides, each with a Hebrew letter!&#13;
Together the letters symbolize in Hebrew, "A great&#13;
miracle happened there".&#13;
In emphasizing the fact that Hanukkah is a minor&#13;
holiday, Rabbi Goldstein revealed that, unlike&#13;
during major holidays, the Jewish continue&#13;
working. No special services are held in the&#13;
synagogue; only the Sabbath service takes place.&#13;
Hanukkah only seems to be of major importance&#13;
due to Christmas and commercialization.&#13;
Such Christmas celebrating and commercializing&#13;
have had much less efect in Israel. Here, all but the&#13;
most orthodox Jews reemphasize military implications&#13;
of the festival. In many family&#13;
celebrations are national overtones in the commemorating&#13;
of the Maccabean triumph.&#13;
Student to teach Extension course&#13;
Jeff Hunter, a senior Communications&#13;
major, will be&#13;
teaching a course for the&#13;
University Extension next&#13;
semester. Entitled Theatres of&#13;
Japan, it will provide an overview&#13;
of the three traditional&#13;
dramatic arts of Japan: the&#13;
ancient Noh drama; the unique&#13;
puppet theatre of Japan,&#13;
bunraku; and the spectacular&#13;
and world-famous kabuki, or&#13;
popular theatre of human actors.&#13;
No previous study in theatre is&#13;
required. The course is introductory&#13;
and will include many&#13;
films, slides, recordings, and&#13;
selected readings from the&#13;
dramatic literature. Humanities&#13;
credits are available for all&#13;
Parkside students, and full-time&#13;
students may enroll at no additional&#13;
cost.&#13;
Hunter, a transfer student&#13;
who has done most of his study,&#13;
in Asian theatre, studied Asian&#13;
music and dance with the&#13;
American Society for Eastern&#13;
Arts in Seattle. He plans to enter&#13;
graduate study in Madison next&#13;
fall for a degree in Asian theatre.&#13;
For further information in the&#13;
UW Extension office in Tallent&#13;
Hall may be contacted, ext. 2312.&#13;
New Fine Arts&#13;
Books available at&#13;
MARTHA MERRELL'S&#13;
• "Pttfact fat @&amp;ti4t*H4A&#13;
• *?tee TOtafafUxty&#13;
• tyifa 0entifac4te*&#13;
The Best of Life $ 19.95&#13;
The Artists America&#13;
$19.95 after Christmas .......$ 1 6.95&#13;
Maxfield Parrish: The Early Years&#13;
1893-1930&#13;
$59.95 after Christmas $50.00&#13;
Fantastic Art&#13;
PaPer -.$4.95&#13;
Underground Interiors&#13;
Paper $5.95&#13;
Folk Singer's Word Book&#13;
Paper... $4.95&#13;
Great Songs of Lennon &amp; McCartney&#13;
$17.50 after Christmas. $14.95&#13;
Spellbound in Darkness:&#13;
A History of the Silent Film - Paper... $8.95&#13;
The Gershwins $25.00&#13;
Come to Me in Silence&#13;
by Rod McKuen - ,$4.95&#13;
The New Music Lovers Handbook&#13;
$29.95 after Christmas................. - $24.95&#13;
614-59&#13;
650-365*-&#13;
fti?o am*&#13;
3ia_— 6"°* st.&#13;
632-si&#13;
Elections&#13;
continued from page 2&#13;
saying that after the elections&#13;
people found out about illegalities&#13;
both in the elections and in&#13;
Neophyte's case. He stated also&#13;
that PSGA had election rules and&#13;
by-laws that Kis never bothered&#13;
to check out.&#13;
Jennett allowed Neophyte to&#13;
speak and he said, "PSGA alone&#13;
should have decided to seat me or&#13;
impeach me and I would have&#13;
gone along with its decision." He&#13;
stated, however, that if anyone&#13;
contested his seat in accordance&#13;
with state statutes, other state&#13;
statutes had also been violated.&#13;
He asked that the senate decide&#13;
on whether or not state laws&#13;
pertain to the campus. If so,&#13;
Neophyte said he had Kis on 10&#13;
violations of state statutes. "The&#13;
senate, which represents the&#13;
student body, should decide, he&#13;
ended.&#13;
Karls then withdrew his motion&#13;
to not recognize the administration&#13;
and called for a&#13;
special election. Neophyte&#13;
agreed to run under his legal&#13;
Zeke's&#13;
Male Shoppe&#13;
404 Main St , ,&#13;
Racine&#13;
The pl ace to buy&#13;
his Christmas&#13;
g i f t . . .&#13;
Sweate&#13;
Baggies/&#13;
Baseball&#13;
Shirts&#13;
name, Dennis Milutinovich.&#13;
•»VV&gt;WWWWWV»A^/S/V&#13;
SIGHT 'n&#13;
by Jerry Oubiel&#13;
Sight 'n Sound Audio Consultant&#13;
What is an Audio Salon?&#13;
If you look in the Yellow Pages of the&#13;
phone book, you'll find literally dozens of&#13;
stores under the "High Fidelity &amp;&#13;
Stereophonic Equipment" heading. Not&#13;
all of them are what you're looking for.&#13;
Some are T.V. repairmen who have a&#13;
few record changers to sell. Others are&#13;
appliance or furniture stores interested&#13;
in selling you a console or portable&#13;
phonograph.&#13;
But don't give up. There are stores In&#13;
the area (like Sight 'n Sound) who are&#13;
audio specialists. HERE IS WHAT TO&#13;
LOOK FOR: A HI-FI SPECIALIST&#13;
WILL HANDLE SEVERAL BRANDS&#13;
OF WELL KNOWN COMPONENTS--&#13;
NAMES LIKE MARANTZ, PIONEER,&#13;
SHERWOOD, AND SUPERSCOPE. HE&#13;
WILL HAVE A SEPARATE SOUND&#13;
ROOM (SIGHT 'N SOUND IS THE&#13;
ONLY ONE TO HAVE SEPARATE 2&#13;
AND 4 CHANNEL ROOMS) WHERE&#13;
YOU CAN COMPARE ONE SYSTEM&#13;
WITH ANOTHER BY SWITCHING&#13;
QUICKLY BETWEEN THEM.&#13;
He won't mind you browsing; you&#13;
might buy something someday and&#13;
listening to component high fidelity&#13;
equipment doesn't wear it out. Also, a&#13;
good audio salesman is a patient&#13;
teacher. He's spent years learning what&#13;
sounds good and why, and he won't&#13;
ridicule you because you haven't.&#13;
Selecting the right audio dealer can be&#13;
almost as tricky as picking the right&#13;
dentist. A good dealer can diagnose and&#13;
prescribe to fit your personal needs. A&#13;
bad one can't or won't. A good dealer can&#13;
be a f riend when it comes time to trade&#13;
in your equipment or have it-serviced. So&#13;
it makes sense to select him as carefully&#13;
as you would a doctor or dentist.&#13;
SOME LAST MINUTE GIFT IDEAS&#13;
FM Car Converter $29.95&#13;
Electronic Calculator $29.95&#13;
(This isn't a misprint-you read it right!)&#13;
Digital Clock Radio (AM FM) $29.95&#13;
Speakers (pair) $29.95&#13;
LP's from $1.47&#13;
8-Track Tapes from $1.99&#13;
STEREO SYSTEMS AT SPECIAL PRICES1&#13;
Pioneer AM-FM w-8-Track, 2 Speakers&#13;
$189.95&#13;
Sony 4-channel 8-Track w-4 Speakers&#13;
$199.95&#13;
MGA AM-FM, Changer, 2 Speakers&#13;
$159.95&#13;
Concord Stereo Cassette Deck $139.95&#13;
Masterwork 8-Track Record-Play Deck&#13;
$109.95&#13;
SIGHT'n SOUND&#13;
Stereo - TV&#13;
Hi Fi Components&#13;
Records - Tapes&#13;
21st &amp; Taylor&#13;
Racine&#13;
634-4909&#13;
Open Daily 'til 9&#13;
Sat. &amp; Sun Til 6&#13;
6 THE PARKSIDE RANGER Wednesda y , Dec. 12, 197 3&#13;
A short story&#13;
Winter Attendant&#13;
by Rebecca Ecklund&#13;
As she awoke, her dreams faded slowly, filtering&#13;
away into the air, becoming part of the noises that&#13;
had awakened her.&#13;
"Come on, Minnie, time to wake up." The false&#13;
cheerfulness of t he voice had an edge to it. Wake up&#13;
now, it said, or....Or what? Minnie shut her eyes&#13;
tight, partly to shut out the bright unwelcome light,&#13;
mostly to annoy. "Come on, Min!" She gasped at&#13;
the cold as the girl flung back the blankets and&#13;
pulled the old woman's feet off the edge of the bed.&#13;
"Oooo! Look out for them legs, honey. They get so&#13;
stiff, you know." She sat up with effort. "Put on my&#13;
boots, will you honey?" The girl, halfway to the&#13;
door, turned back with an exasperated sigh and&#13;
grabbed the slippers from under the bed.&#13;
"Put them stockins on first. I gotta have them on,&#13;
I get so cold you know. My sweater too, that black&#13;
one there. Is it snowing out honey? The air in here's&#13;
so chill, I thought maybe it was the snow."&#13;
But the girl was already gone, in a hurry to get all&#13;
her patients awake before the breakfast trays&#13;
came.&#13;
Minnie strained her eyes looking for the drifting&#13;
white of snow outside the window. But the&#13;
morning was still too black, and her eyes too poor to&#13;
find anything outside the window.&#13;
Something tugged at the back of her mind--snow,&#13;
what was it, it should snow today-why? She knew&#13;
that she felt the need to see the snow drifting past,&#13;
covering the mud out there, turning the world white&#13;
and lovely. And especially today-today. "That's&#13;
it," she thought. "Today is Christmas."&#13;
She smiled, felt a little warmer. Her mind wandered&#13;
over times past, when her house had been&#13;
full, kitchen warm and fragrant, the tree filling the&#13;
rooms with an outdoor air. She came back to the&#13;
present with a sense of loss and regret. She no&#13;
longer had a kitchen or a house; the tree in the&#13;
Home had no smell of the woods. But most of all, she&#13;
no longer had anyone to do for - no one to cook for,&#13;
to make a Christmas for. She had once given gifts at&#13;
Christmas - gifts of love to people she loved. But&#13;
now...&#13;
how much happiness then.&#13;
Her mind carried her away to happier thoughts,&#13;
happier times, when there had been people who&#13;
cared.&#13;
She watched in silence as the girl in the white&#13;
uniform brought in the cold tray of cold breakfast.&#13;
The girl set the tray down hard, not quite slamming&#13;
it on the table. Her mouth was set in a hard line, her&#13;
eyes red and heavy, tired. She began to set up the&#13;
tray, pouring milk into the metal coffeepot, opening&#13;
and scooping out the eggs, buttering the cold toast.&#13;
Before she could stop herself, Minnie said, "No&#13;
salt on the eggs, honey,"&#13;
The girl slammed down the bowl of eggs and said&#13;
through clenched teeth, "I know, Minnie!" She left&#13;
abruptly.&#13;
Minnie poked at the breakfast with her fork,&#13;
distressed at her own thoughtlessness. That poor&#13;
child, she's got to work on Christmas, her family at&#13;
home without her. And I ain't helping matters any,&#13;
a fussy old lady. Maybe I can chat with her a little,&#13;
when she's putting my hair up. Maybe I can tell her&#13;
about how things used to be, at Christmas—the kids&#13;
out for a sleigh ride, how the bells sounded in the&#13;
woods—the tree at night, lit with candles—the fire&#13;
popping in the fireplace—the smell of the turkey,&#13;
baking all day. Maybe I can tell her how it was when&#13;
the kids woke everybody, shrieking, and happy that&#13;
Santa didn't forget. And I can maybe tell her how&#13;
much love there was in our big house on Christmas,&#13;
Minnie sat in her wheelchair, watching the snow&#13;
drift past the window in the gray light of midmorning.&#13;
She'd had a bath of sorts, given hurriedly&#13;
behind a curtain. She felt a little sticky from the&#13;
soapy water, not really clean. Her hair still hung&#13;
down her back, a white unbrushed tumble.&#13;
She couldn't leave her room yet, not with her hair&#13;
down. Her glasses, handkerchief and bible lay in&#13;
her lap—she was ready to go to the church service&#13;
in the day-room, except for her hair.&#13;
There's time yet, she thought. Church isn't until&#13;
after lunch anyway. I got time yet.&#13;
Time yet to give her gift, her Christmas gift of&#13;
memory, to the silent impatient girl whose duty it&#13;
was to care for the bodies of the forgotten aged. This&#13;
girl had time only for the body, it was what she was&#13;
paid for. There was no time set aside for the mind,&#13;
the memory, the heart. No one was paid for care of&#13;
the soul.&#13;
The girl came into Minnie's room, opened a&#13;
drawer and got out hairbrush, rubber band and&#13;
hairpins. Without a word, she set to work on the&#13;
mass of white hair.&#13;
About to caution the girl to take care and not pull&#13;
out too much or brush too hard, Minnie caught&#13;
herself.&#13;
It's Christmas, she thought. I won't add to her&#13;
trouble. It's better if I don't get too fussy.&#13;
"Don't the snow look nice? I mean, it's more like&#13;
Christmas with the snow. I grew up on a farm, you&#13;
know, right near here. Us kids used to go out in the&#13;
sleigh with our papa, out in the woods to cut a tree.&#13;
He'd cut it down and we'd shake the snow off the&#13;
branches."&#13;
The girl was still silent. She brushed harder,&#13;
laboring over the tangles.&#13;
"We had a great time at Christmas when we were&#13;
kids. Lots of folks would come and we'd have a big&#13;
dinner. And when I had my own kids, it was even&#13;
better. They loved all that stuff—and I loved doing&#13;
all of that for them. That's what was best about&#13;
Christmas for me, doing all that for the kids and&#13;
making them so happy."&#13;
The girl had finished braiding and pinning Minnie's&#13;
hair. She returned the brush to the drawer.&#13;
One her way out the door she said over her shoulder,&#13;
"Lunch will be here in a little while, Minnie."&#13;
Minnie watched her go out of the room. The&#13;
memories that had filled her mind a moment before&#13;
now shattered into a million bright pieces and fell&#13;
in a dusty heap. She stared at the empty doorway,&#13;
her eyes vacant. The beautiful gift she had been so&#13;
willing, so eager to give, the gift that to her had been&#13;
necessary to give—it hadn't even been refused. It&#13;
had just been ignored.&#13;
And the gift that Minnie had so desperately&#13;
wanted to receive the precious gift of a listening,&#13;
caring heart—did it even exist?&#13;
Lunch came, Minnie ate. People passed by her&#13;
door; they went to church. They sang Christmas&#13;
carols in the hallway. A s kinny Santa Claus in a fat&#13;
man's suit strolled by.&#13;
But Minnie sat silently in her chair, watching the&#13;
snow drift by the window, the light fade from the&#13;
day. She would have no more Christmases.&#13;
copyright 1973&#13;
N T&#13;
V e&#13;
"ri&#13;
H&#13;
£&#13;
V&#13;
E&#13;
N&#13;
£&#13;
v&#13;
E X I S T E N C E&#13;
e&#13;
T&#13;
N&#13;
T&#13;
"e.&#13;
V&#13;
E&#13;
N&#13;
T&#13;
E&#13;
V&#13;
t_&#13;
N&#13;
T&#13;
E&#13;
V&#13;
r N E V £ T NE&#13;
T&#13;
N&#13;
-Kathi Chalekian&#13;
Racine Sophomore&#13;
Santa Claus is Jolly&#13;
Santa Claus is jolly&#13;
He decks his hauls with holly&#13;
But there's no gas to fuel his sleigh&#13;
This year, he'll take the trolley.&#13;
Chorus: Amo, Amas, Aminibus&#13;
From evil, Lord, mass-transit us!&#13;
-Anonimus&#13;
r&#13;
10 y ears ago "Fun Fun Fun/ ' by The Beach&#13;
Boys, was on the charts, and it is available along&#13;
with 4500 others in sto ck.&#13;
^^^^^191irrAYU)I^VENUE^lACIN^i3^21^^^^^f&#13;
RESEARCH&#13;
$2 PER PAGE&#13;
FREE CATALOG&#13;
Our up-to-date mail-order catalog listing&#13;
thousands of topics is available&#13;
absolutely free-we'll even pay the&#13;
postage! Delivery takes 1 to 2 days.&#13;
Write&#13;
NAT'L RESEARCH BANK&#13;
420 No. Palm Dr.. Bev. Hills, Cal. 90210&#13;
TELEPHONE: (213) 271-5439&#13;
Material is sold for&#13;
research purposes only.&#13;
"Roman" around, j&#13;
| Get your togas at,.. |&#13;
George &amp; Lester's&#13;
| 211 - 6th Street, Racine, Wise, j&#13;
' U N I O N 1&#13;
Mve!^&#13;
f§Pt^&#13;
If , fw. - w&lt;* Tr- •R* . jut.$•/, iSp&#13;
Appear ing every We d . , Fri.,&#13;
Sat . &amp; Sun. thru New Years !&#13;
New Years Tickets Now on Sale&#13;
Kenosha's Newest Nitespot | 2nd National ' | (formerly Shakey's)&#13;
6208 G reenbay R oatl Phone B 54-0485&#13;
Weather Report&#13;
focus&#13;
depth, perception&#13;
collecting, adjusting, viewing&#13;
a hazy cloud covered myth,&#13;
dreams.&#13;
soft&#13;
airy, light&#13;
meditating, transforming, breathing&#13;
paper flowers vibrating to kaylipso,&#13;
texture.&#13;
chords&#13;
strings, regions&#13;
rising, decending, rolling&#13;
mountain echos of mathematical equasions&#13;
music. '&#13;
spirit&#13;
thought, knowledge&#13;
fishing, hunting, farming&#13;
a Picasso drawn face of heaven and hell&#13;
content.&#13;
form&#13;
flesh, bone&#13;
shaping, carving, painting&#13;
imagine David Bowie in the lotus position&#13;
matter. '&#13;
atoms&#13;
energy, electrons&#13;
flying, striking, freezing&#13;
into nebula that traps us,&#13;
molecules.&#13;
dimension&#13;
time, space&#13;
surrendering, excepting, existing&#13;
as ducks drounding in oil,&#13;
environment.&#13;
weather&#13;
cold, wind&#13;
raining, sleeting, snowing&#13;
water spots on window pane&#13;
reality.&#13;
Michael Olszyk&#13;
Franksville Freshman&#13;
I will come to hear your song.&#13;
Its tune, a timeless melody,&#13;
sooths my mind.&#13;
So short a life upon the sea--like&#13;
Wind, the waves implored you.&#13;
But, being that single grain of sand&#13;
Your entity remained incorrigible.&#13;
I will come to hear your song.&#13;
It's tune, a timeless melody,&#13;
sooths my mind.&#13;
--Cyndi Jensen&#13;
Kenosha Freshman&#13;
The p lace t o go&#13;
for Pants&#13;
and th ings!&#13;
ISERMAMM'S&#13;
THE&#13;
f&amp;mettcan]&#13;
614 - 56th Street&#13;
; . •&#13;
fttev&#13;
Mother&#13;
Child of the roaring years of flappers and gin;&#13;
Adolescent in the lean thirties;&#13;
A young wife in the war-&#13;
How can I ever make the lightyear leap&#13;
into your past?&#13;
I-to whom the Ziegfield Follies rank in antiquity&#13;
with the Olympic Games;&#13;
and FDR with Alexander the Great?&#13;
I-whose remotest memories are of Howdy Doody&#13;
and of Roy and Dale singing "Happy Trails"?&#13;
But I am content,&#13;
And I think you are, too.&#13;
For acceptance is a greater act of love&#13;
than understanding.&#13;
Wednesday, Dec. 12, 1973 THE PARKSIDE RANGER 7&#13;
FRIENDS&#13;
One by one,&#13;
Leaves turn different hues.&#13;
Shaken loose by cold changing winds,&#13;
They fall away.&#13;
-Kathi Chalekian&#13;
Racine Sophomore&#13;
Recycled Ecology Poem&#13;
my friends&#13;
out in the woods,&#13;
demonstrated to us&#13;
mischievous faces,&#13;
when their eyes' fell upon&#13;
our ecology bumper stickers.&#13;
Michael Olszyk&#13;
Franksville Freshman&#13;
although the shepherds were blinded,&#13;
they listened to the spectrum,&#13;
and learned joy,&#13;
at the sight of space,&#13;
which told them&#13;
a path,&#13;
was within their distance,&#13;
leading&#13;
in one direction,&#13;
Did we sing the same&#13;
together Messiah song?&#13;
Our voices throaty&#13;
lips touched music soft,&#13;
and evergreen lights dimmed in&#13;
music wreaths were, so&#13;
we loved sang in separate&#13;
unloneliness kissed.&#13;
Oh come all my singer/choir lover&#13;
can we warmth&#13;
and tradition in&#13;
peace on love came earttythristmas you&#13;
and Merry love us&#13;
to me are.&#13;
-Steven Louis Hansen&#13;
Racine Senior&#13;
over&#13;
the same route.&#13;
on&#13;
a single road.&#13;
... meanwhile three wise men looked&#13;
for this same source of life.&#13;
but when they found her,&#13;
he was in the form of a nightmare.&#13;
causing them to seek,&#13;
various paths home.&#13;
-Michael Olszyk&#13;
Franksville Freshman&#13;
FREE DESSERT!&#13;
With Pu rchase o f Oh* "1-1""&#13;
Famous Sirloin S teak D inner *2"&#13;
Good thru December&#13;
ilEMElMElElCOUPONSliro^S&#13;
Wk FREE SALAD!&#13;
J09&#13;
With Pu rchase o f&#13;
Bonanza Burger Dinner&#13;
Good thru December&#13;
The dilemma&#13;
of being a woman.&#13;
We know. We understand. We care.&#13;
Our Women's Service Division includes a modem, fully&#13;
licensed clinic, complete with a superior medical and&#13;
professional staff. Outstanding service is provided in a&#13;
wide variety of areas such as pregnancy testing and&#13;
counseling, pregnancy termination (up to the first 12 weeks)&#13;
and menstrual extraction (starts period up to 14daysiate).&#13;
For further information or an appointment, call us in&#13;
confidence.&#13;
I&#13;
FREE GIASS TAP BEER/&#13;
With Pu rchase o f On e '&#13;
Any S teak D inner&#13;
Good thru December&#13;
mmwi C0UP0NS|ig|&#13;
Midwest Population Center&#13;
(312)644-3410&#13;
100 East Ohio&#13;
Chicago, Illinois 60611&#13;
A non-profit organization Kenosha 3315 - 52nd S t.&#13;
8 THE PARKSIDE RANGER Wednesday, Dec. 12, 19 7 3&#13;
THE CRYSTAL SHIP, THE GOLDEN&#13;
A tree held the moon&#13;
In its outstretched arms&#13;
While darkness enclosed&#13;
The small sleeping farms.&#13;
Moonlight soon had found&#13;
Its slow, silent way&#13;
To the lonely room&#13;
Where asleep I lay.&#13;
The light touched my face&#13;
With fingers of gold.&#13;
I was awakened-&#13;
The moon's touch was cold.&#13;
From my sleep I came&#13;
To look at the night,&#13;
The moon was hung high&#13;
To serve as my light.&#13;
The moonbeams led me&#13;
To a place up high,&#13;
To a crystal ship&#13;
Anchored in the sky.&#13;
The mast was silver,&#13;
The sails trimmed in gold,&#13;
And stars had been hung&#13;
On the ships black hold.&#13;
The moon steered my course,&#13;
The stars lit my way;&#13;
I feared not a thing »&#13;
Except the bright day. ^&#13;
I sailed the dark skies&#13;
To a distant shore,&#13;
Then my ship was gone&#13;
And I saw her no more.&#13;
I stepped on the shore&#13;
Of the land I'd found,&#13;
I explored the beaches&#13;
And I looked around.&#13;
A wonderous land&#13;
Before me I could see,&#13;
A land of magic,&#13;
A land made of dreams.&#13;
I looked about, but&#13;
No people were seen&#13;
For I was alone&#13;
In my lovely dream.&#13;
A great golden steed&#13;
Was within my sight.&#13;
His mane and his tail&#13;
Were a silvery white.&#13;
His eyes were bright stars&#13;
That beckoned me on&#13;
To ride on his back&#13;
Till we found the dawn.&#13;
My fingers were twined&#13;
In his silky mane,&#13;
As I sprang astride&#13;
It began to rain.&#13;
My horse tried to flee,&#13;
But he knew his fate.&#13;
The moon gave him aid,&#13;
But alas-too late.&#13;
The rain that I felt&#13;
Was only the dew,&#13;
But when it was gone&#13;
Came the sun--I knew.&#13;
The sun killed the stars&#13;
And conquered the night.&#13;
Then the moon was killed&#13;
By the sun's bright light.&#13;
My dreams then faded&#13;
And I looked around.&#13;
I found I had slept&#13;
On the cold, wet ground.&#13;
Tears then filled my eyes,&#13;
I began to cry.&#13;
Why did the sun make&#13;
My golden horse die?&#13;
Still, my crystal ship&#13;
That sailed in the sky&#13;
Was made of a dream&#13;
That could never die.&#13;
The moon, stars, and night&#13;
All died at the dawn,&#13;
But my crystal ship&#13;
Sails forever on.&#13;
-Caroline&#13;
HORSE, AND.OTHER DREAMS&#13;
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, TOO&#13;
O come all ye faithful&#13;
A&amp;O Schwartz, New York's LARGEST&#13;
toy store is selling god&#13;
Joyful and triumphant&#13;
at $150; plus tax; and out of state&#13;
delivery charges.&#13;
0 come ye, O come ye&#13;
In six passionate colors&#13;
a toy for all ages&#13;
infinitely entertaining&#13;
A&amp;O Schwartz, on the third floor&#13;
next to the vinyl ladybugs&#13;
where all the butterflies&#13;
are plastic.&#13;
Judie Smith&#13;
Kenosha sophomore&#13;
Christmas...&#13;
And because tradition has it a time of warmth&#13;
And joy&#13;
I try and feel that my own experience now&#13;
Finds it glorious as the Chamber of Commerce&#13;
Yet Christmas Eve I still get a chill&#13;
Around inner warmth&#13;
When I hear a carol&#13;
Or see a lighted tree.&#13;
And new-fallen snow at night excites me.&#13;
Christmas Eve during World War I&#13;
Troops in the trenches allies and enemies.&#13;
Men lay down weapons,&#13;
Come together singing Silent Night&#13;
In German and English, Silent Night.&#13;
Is this a story heard at Grandpa's knee&#13;
Or did I merely dream it?&#13;
He must have told me... did he dream it?&#13;
It matters not. Christmases past coalesce&#13;
In vague impressions&#13;
To serve the present.&#13;
Are we still creating memories&#13;
Or even dreams&#13;
To serve the future?&#13;
I worry about plastic trees&#13;
With canned pine scent&#13;
And cookies "like homemade"&#13;
In a box&#13;
And sales that start before Thanksgiving&#13;
Artificial snow&#13;
Santa Claus on every block&#13;
And Jesus locked in church&#13;
All to save you precious time&#13;
In the hectic holiday rush.&#13;
And save you from those moments of joy&#13;
That yesterday were Christmas.&#13;
It's not too late&#13;
Enough of us remember that chill&#13;
Around inner warmth&#13;
When we hear a carol&#13;
Or see a lighted tree.&#13;
And new-fallen snow at night...&#13;
-J. Schliesman&#13;
Racine Junior&#13;
CHRISTMAS SNOW&#13;
Downy soft and crystaline,&#13;
a fragile constellation&#13;
comes to earth and&#13;
lays her to sleep,&#13;
peace under its warming&#13;
soul and cold blanket.&#13;
Oh Christmas snow,&#13;
sugar coat my memory&#13;
of toys and joys,&#13;
of glitter and gold,&#13;
and of the Babe in a halo&#13;
of choral rapture.&#13;
Christmas snow so special&#13;
to my Santa cause - and&#13;
so beautiful on His night,&#13;
come to still the darkness of night&#13;
in your comforter of white.&#13;
Womb&#13;
nesting place&#13;
following the Moon in changes&#13;
weeping Monthly for lost&#13;
daughter-companion&#13;
in Emptiness.&#13;
nurturing place&#13;
straining, bursting with giving&#13;
reveling in furiously patient&#13;
Blood-unrelenting&#13;
in its growth.&#13;
abandoned place&#13;
Torn and Bleeding after Agony (Ecstacy)&#13;
soon weeping again for lost&#13;
Life-existing like Christ&#13;
Blood of Life.&#13;
-Denise Anastasio&#13;
Racine Senior&#13;
Christmas '73...&#13;
Carol singing, cash register ringing,&#13;
"Here's your change. Would you like this gift wrapped?"&#13;
Mutantly singing Christmas Hymns. "Was Christ really born1?'&#13;
"Who cares? Would you like Brandy or Scotch?"&#13;
Amputated trees pass a hungry man by,&#13;
their owners have won the great crusade.&#13;
"It's nice and full this year. Won't it look nice in the parlor."&#13;
"Rejoice! Christmas Spirit has spread it's angelic wings."&#13;
The hungryman's past is his future, with little unknown.&#13;
For as Christ comes he now goes,&#13;
pitching facedown into the sooty snow.&#13;
Passerby remark, "He can't hold his Christmas Spirit."&#13;
-Michael Hahner&#13;
Racine Sophomore&#13;
All my focus clearly abstracts on&#13;
your familiar comfortable,&#13;
so loving poetry describes my&#13;
longing indescribable and&#13;
Mary&#13;
I remember your softness at&#13;
Christmas it was so coldly snow&#13;
but light beauty of soul, your&#13;
heart rendered love was.&#13;
Christmas love wa^is!&#13;
-Steven Louis Hansen&#13;
Racine Senior&#13;
NIXON'S EPITAPH&#13;
Here lies a man&#13;
Who thought he stood for America,&#13;
While sitting down,&#13;
To watch a football game.&#13;
-Kathi Chalekian&#13;
Racine Sophomore&#13;
&lt;*&#13;
D tC&#13;
&lt;&#13;
u&#13;
&lt;/&gt;&#13;
X&#13;
&lt;&#13;
u&#13;
The Poet's Dirge For the Road;&#13;
or,&#13;
Booby's Blues&#13;
Suicidea&#13;
thought to hide&#13;
a one-act play, a one-way ride;&#13;
a feeling, I think, that must abide&#13;
somewhere between love and hate&#13;
tears and laughter (the latter late,')&#13;
but wait-&#13;
'No matter where' the poet cried,&#13;
(threw back his tired eyes and sighed)&#13;
The line between is vanishing...'&#13;
Where'er it is, it's there, it isto&#13;
know not where the candle lit is&#13;
is where1 he dares^'o^sw^r o'* ^ tong"e and stared at nowhere (this&#13;
'By Life, I have no honest faith...&#13;
but know I shall care less in death.'&#13;
What answer this? Forsaking fate and blind to blissnow&#13;
meaningless a lover's kiss? no&#13;
'mem'ry serves me well in this-&#13;
Love there was and love will be&#13;
(most probably eternally;)&#13;
You have yours, and Jesus, his,&#13;
to share and all—but as for me&#13;
as for my share, I'm sorry this&#13;
is not the place to set it free—&#13;
suff'ring suffers me let it be.'&#13;
herel (parenftetie'ly) must ask, dear reader, seriously&#13;
What my worth (this lament long)?&#13;
I mean, I have no fear it's wrone&#13;
but—&#13;
Who needs another fucking poet&#13;
Singing just another sad song?&#13;
CO yea, verily I'll flow along...')&#13;
'Though feeling not I do belong,&#13;
(life, you see, seems something wrong,)&#13;
permit me to remember one who must have known to be alone-&#13;
Life to him, too, the substance seemed&#13;
(if serious) something of a dream...'&#13;
(Verily we flow along&#13;
singing just another sad song,&#13;
but sweetly...&#13;
sing now...)&#13;
In my ears, the poet's birth&#13;
sounds not unlike the quiet earth&#13;
after rain... (before the pain&#13;
has washed his innocence to dearth,&#13;
I hear no bitter uttered curses&#13;
strangled into tQrtured verses,&#13;
no; although...)&#13;
there may be whispersechoed&#13;
like cathedral vespers&#13;
from the Heavens' ceiling 'round&#13;
to where (they say) beneath the ground&#13;
the dark and cold of Hell abound-&#13;
(or is it fire? ... but I'm digressinglet's&#13;
get on here with our Blessing:)&#13;
Dust to dust.&#13;
Wednesday, Dec. 12, 1973 THE PARKSIDE RANGER 9&#13;
The Steel Vultures&#13;
Gleaming vultures stalk their prey, •&#13;
Pick their victim, scheme and plot&#13;
their movements to replace&#13;
a departing car from the parking lot.&#13;
-Denise Anastasio&#13;
Racine Senior&#13;
CARU5&#13;
DEMISE&#13;
it's cold out,&#13;
and the stars are clearly showing,&#13;
moon beams too,&#13;
are frosted like icicles on rain troughs.&#13;
I'll write my book&#13;
and you'll sing your song,&#13;
waiting for the season of winter&#13;
to pass on.&#13;
locked in-our separate cabins&#13;
like ma and pa,&#13;
we sit stranded,&#13;
waiting to spring forth&#13;
from our dreams...&#13;
maybe tomorrow, -&#13;
or the day after&#13;
the sun will wake,&#13;
and melt the snow into tricles of water,&#13;
running down our foreheads...&#13;
-Michael Olszyk&#13;
Franksville Freshman&#13;
Now that, I trust, (here I'm confessing,)&#13;
must be just (though I'm just guessing...&#13;
such distressing questions lust&#13;
in vain, forever, for believing Faithand&#13;
thus a soul will wither,&#13;
weathered by confusion grieving,&#13;
fearing, fading, undelivered...)&#13;
Hearing then the blessed voice,&#13;
the rebel proud proclaims his choice&#13;
in fear and trembling, crying thus&#13;
his Freedom:&#13;
The time to dust&#13;
Has been put in the poet's trust (poets every one of us) and&#13;
Playing God, he has the power&#13;
To become, at any hour,&#13;
part of The Event of Death...&#13;
dust and Earth&#13;
from borrowed breath..&#13;
Christmas with the inhabitants of Joe's Tap&#13;
Grimy coated windows&#13;
diffusing ancient neon lights,&#13;
Santa stands behind the counter&#13;
pouring out the presents&#13;
for all the children,&#13;
Scoop-up the soggy change&#13;
so you can listen to Bing Crosby sing&#13;
"A White Christmas" 8&#13;
between the skips and scratches.&#13;
Just tug at the gaily colored&#13;
stale pretzels.&#13;
Santa keeps on pouring&#13;
'til some of 'em get the nerve to leave&#13;
And blast their guts out on the wall.&#13;
-A1 Morris&#13;
Kenosha freshman&#13;
Four Seasons&#13;
Man's life, the sages say^ equates&#13;
One seasoned year in nature's span:&#13;
The Spring gives birth and nurtures youth,&#13;
Then Summer full-matures the man.&#13;
In Autumn, man his harvest reaps.&#13;
Then winter comes, and man, too, sleeps.&#13;
So many idolize the Spring-&#13;
The dawning year, the bursting bud!&#13;
They choose to close their starry eyes&#13;
Against the ravage of the flood,&#13;
Against the weeds that choke the field,&#13;
Against the mud that will not yield.&#13;
Still others laud the Summer's reign-&#13;
The full-blown rose, the soaring gull!&#13;
They choose to close their starry eyes&#13;
Against the still pre-tornado lull,&#13;
Against the restless nights, sweat-drenched,&#13;
Against the thirst that goes unquenched.&#13;
And some are filled with Autumn's praise-&#13;
The ripened fruit, the crisp, clear breeze!&#13;
They choose to close their starry eyes&#13;
Against the slowly baring trees,&#13;
Against the frost that clouds the glass,&#13;
Against the with'ring, browning grass.&#13;
But almost all the Winter dread-&#13;
The chilling storm, the early dark!&#13;
They choose to close their guileless eyes&#13;
Against the glowing ember's spark,&#13;
Against the sin-forging white,&#13;
Against the quiet, peace-filled night.&#13;
-Margaret Robinette&#13;
Kenosha Senior&#13;
To Susan&#13;
Since I've grown older I need to spend&#13;
My waking hours on things to tend:&#13;
a day-lily beside my door,&#13;
a drift of bright rugs for the floor,&#13;
a robin's nest in yon pine tree-&#13;
And you, so young, must pity me&#13;
for living in a world so bound&#13;
by petty facts of sight and sound.&#13;
Dear child, so young, you only see&#13;
What time and life have made of me.&#13;
You do not know that God is kind,&#13;
When we leave youth and strength behind&#13;
to give us joy in little things:&#13;
the flash of lovely lifted wings,&#13;
the sheets of silvered summer rain,&#13;
the sun glow on the window pane.&#13;
Dear child, I bless each little thing&#13;
God gives me for remembering.&#13;
-Margaret L. Robinette&#13;
Kenosha Senior&#13;
RIditr* note: Margaret&#13;
Robinette is an adult student, 66&#13;
years old, majoring in English&#13;
and is a retired Ohio school&#13;
teacher.&#13;
-bk.feb. '71&#13;
Thoughts:&#13;
Expressed through axiomatic&#13;
Prisms of words often&#13;
Reflect the&#13;
Empty&#13;
Meagreness of lives, that&#13;
Cannot find truth&#13;
-In silence.&#13;
-Cyndi Jensen&#13;
Kenosha Freshman&#13;
Twelve Days Before Christmas&#13;
On the twelvth day before Christmas Cadez gave to me,&#13;
A "C" on a print, on my painting a big fat "D".&#13;
The eleventh day ' fore Christmas, I am not fooling you,&#13;
My Christmas cards came back all stamped with "postage due"&#13;
It's ten days 'fore Christmas, I'll not get it all done,&#13;
When Steve Stephens decides a field trip would be fun!&#13;
Only nine days to go, I'm really feeling swell,&#13;
This double major, mother-student, is sometimes really...well?&#13;
Eight days to go, no time for panic now,&#13;
Four papers, six exams, I'll get it done somehow.&#13;
The big day's drawing near, seven days to go.&#13;
With final papers and exams and now its got to snow!&#13;
I blew Experimental Psych, on six.&#13;
Am I the only one not understanding stix?&#13;
On the fifth day 'fore Christmas the children really schreeched&#13;
I think I'm getting funky, now what Dr. Beach?&#13;
Actually I'm pretty lucky my husband tries to be fair,&#13;
Only on occasion does he shout, "Where in +! ?' s my underwear!"&#13;
Oh well, the kids have settled down, even I can hardly wait,&#13;
The biggest problem now-Christmas cookies and their fate.&#13;
Ah, last day of school, all papers, exams and etc. handed in,&#13;
I've got one thing left to say, "Are you happy now D. Olsen?"&#13;
You can see in the bleary eyes that sparkle, the worst is gotton through&#13;
Now comes time to have some fun, so, Merry Christmas to all of you! '&#13;
-Kathy Proeber&#13;
Milwaukee Senior&#13;
10 THE PARKSIDE RANGER Wed n e s d a y , Dec. 12, 1973&#13;
CHECKING&#13;
IS&#13;
A{ FIRST NATIONAL&#13;
OF RACINE&#13;
pen y our f ree checking&#13;
account s oon at&#13;
i irst National Bank&#13;
&amp; d Trust Company of Racine&#13;
^Tape &amp; Record Center, w&#13;
* Super Low Prices I&#13;
g 2200 Lathrop Ave., Racine §&#13;
518-56th St., Kenosha W&#13;
. SHERWOOD . TEAC . ALTEC . KOSS . SENNHISER&#13;
ib«r 0« »«r&#13;
r i Offioi.i&#13;
500 Wisconsin Ave. R acine&#13;
;£VVVVV^^&#13;
lil't: and&#13;
UNIQUE... •¥&#13;
MAIN ST., R ACINE rings -purses - wallets&#13;
NOW PAVING 5.4&#13;
^CREDIT&#13;
UNION&#13;
(Compounds Annually to 5.51%)&#13;
ON REGULAR&#13;
PASSBOOK&#13;
• SAVINGS&#13;
THREE CONVENIENT LOCATIONS:&#13;
U.W. Parkside - Room 219, T allent H all&#13;
ISO W. C hestnut St., B urlington&#13;
5200 Washington Ave., R acine&#13;
New courses Wednesday, Dec. 12/ 1973 THE PARKSIDE RANGER 11&#13;
continued from page 4&#13;
research project or report.&#13;
Economics in Industry and Anthro.&#13;
"Industrial Organization" listed in the timetable&#13;
under economics, will be an applied study of the&#13;
structure and performance of American&#13;
manufacturing industries, taught by Assistant&#13;
Professor Larry Duetsch. "Economic Anthropology,"&#13;
(listed under Anthropology), will deal&#13;
with primitive economy, stone age, rather than&#13;
modern industry. Assistant Professor William&#13;
Folan said students will study how primitive people&#13;
adapt to resources and will be required to write&#13;
reports and discuss them in class.&#13;
Mathematics of Change&#13;
The mathematics of business and social science&#13;
will be of primary concern in this new three credit&#13;
course. According to Associate Professor Nelo&#13;
Allan, topics will include methodology, differential&#13;
calculus, applications, integral calculus, difference&#13;
equations and finite differences.&#13;
Third World, Shakespeare, Death&#13;
"Studies in Comparative Literature of the Third&#13;
World: Society and the Literary Artists in Latin&#13;
America" will be taught by Professor Jose Ortega.&#13;
Students will study newspapers, magazines, slides,&#13;
film strips and examples of handcrafted objects.&#13;
The course will attempt to answer questions such&#13;
as: Has the role of the church declined in Latin&#13;
America, how did the Mexican Revolution influence&#13;
Latin America, at what point have U.S. - Latin&#13;
American relations arrived?&#13;
Shakespeare on film will analyze six&#13;
Shakespearean plays-Henry V, Macbeth, Othello,&#13;
Romeo and Juliet, Midsummer Night's Dream and&#13;
Hamlet-in the film presentation. Assistant&#13;
Professor Andrew McLean will study film&#13;
criticism, theory, and problems of interpreting&#13;
Shakespeare on film.&#13;
The Special Topics course in the Humanities&#13;
Division, Death and Dying, deals with investigations&#13;
of and reflections on death as human&#13;
beings encounter it. Associate Professor Wayne&#13;
Johnson will draw on materials from many&#13;
disciplines including sociology, psychology,&#13;
philosophy, theology, religious thought, literature&#13;
and medical sciences.&#13;
Women Writers&#13;
"Modern Women Writers" will be a close study&#13;
and analysis of four major authors chosen by&#13;
assistant professor Carole Vopat. There are 10&#13;
required readings, a mid-term and final exam, and&#13;
a paper is required. The books include works by&#13;
Joyce Carol Oates, Sylvia Plath, Virginia Woolf and&#13;
Doris Lessing.&#13;
Ethics&#13;
A new philosophy course, "Ethics," will focus on&#13;
three issues in ethics as well as related discussion in&#13;
legal thought: abortion, responsibility and punishment.&#13;
The primary concern in investigating the&#13;
topic of abortion will be to determine its moral&#13;
status. The major concern in the course will be a&#13;
discussion of the conditions for moral responsibility,&#13;
which will include inquiry into what the law&#13;
says about this question. Finally, justifications&#13;
offered in defense of the institution of punishment&#13;
and principles used in determining penalties will be&#13;
examined through a discussion of capital punishment&#13;
and the structure of our penal institutions. The&#13;
course will be taught by Brian McMahon, assistant&#13;
professor of philosophy.&#13;
Politics in History and Wisconsin&#13;
The course "History of American Politics" will&#13;
look into such subjects as why people vote, the&#13;
development of political parties, changes in party&#13;
dominance and the ethnic, religious and economic&#13;
aspects of politics. Professor John Buenker says the&#13;
course will rely mainly upon a series of p aperbacks&#13;
and audio-visual materials.&#13;
"Politics in Wisconsin" will include studies of&#13;
state and local governmental structures, political&#13;
behavior, decision-making processes and what goes&#13;
on behind the scenes, and public policy output in&#13;
Wisconsin. Although the course will be concerned&#13;
primarily with Wisconsin it will also deal with&#13;
relations with the national government, counties,&#13;
towns, villages and cities. The only text Kay&#13;
Wahner, lecturer in political science, will be using is&#13;
the Wisconsin Blue Book.&#13;
New Business Management Offerings&#13;
A new course entitled "Scientific and Technical&#13;
Writing: Reports for Business and Industry," is&#13;
stressing studies and exercises in the organization&#13;
of technical information and the effective&#13;
presentation of it before a variety of audiences. The&#13;
work will consist of eight written reports, two of&#13;
which will be presented orally. The course is listed&#13;
as Comm 340 and will be taught by Assistant&#13;
Professor Henry Kozicki.&#13;
"Law and the Citizen" is aimed at students interested&#13;
in learning about how the law protects the&#13;
average citizen in his everyday life. Assistant&#13;
Professor Ronald Singer will cover areas such as&#13;
constitutional law in relation to the rights of the&#13;
citizen, rights of the property owner, the consumer,&#13;
and the contracting party; legal responsibilities&#13;
imposed on the citizens; and enyironmental law.&#13;
"Commercial Law" is a specialized course&#13;
oriented primarily for the business student. Singer&#13;
will study the law of sales, commercial paper, bank&#13;
deposits and collections. Both of these new law&#13;
courses have no prerequisites.&#13;
"Organizational Structure and Behavior" is intended&#13;
primarily for business majors. According to&#13;
James Polczynski, lecturer in Business&#13;
Management, the course will include such topics as&#13;
organizational size, technology and task; and their&#13;
influence on organizational structures in a business&#13;
setting.&#13;
"Quality Assurance Systems" is designed for&#13;
students with some statistical background who plan&#13;
to work in industry in a technical or managerial&#13;
capacity. Contrary to what the catalogue states,&#13;
this course, taught by Larry Shirland, does not have&#13;
Business Management 325 as a prerequisite.&#13;
"Accounting and Management Action" will be&#13;
taught by Claude Renshaw. Introductory Accounting&#13;
is a prerequisite for this course. It will&#13;
cover taxes, investments, accounting and financial&#13;
systems, financial analysis and other managerial&#13;
aspects of accounting.&#13;
"Marketing Management," taught by Richard&#13;
Yanzito, will not be simply an introductory accounting&#13;
course. Methods and trends in marketing&#13;
management from both quantitative and behavioral&#13;
angles will be studied.&#13;
Classified&#13;
FOR SALE: American Eagle Doorknockers,&#13;
ideal Christmas gift and only&#13;
"•50. Call 694-1873.&#13;
Notary Public: papers notarized on the spot.&#13;
B. Briggs 825 Wisconsin, Racine, 634-2886&#13;
WILL TYPE term papers. Call 634-6365.&#13;
APARTMENT to sublet : Wanted single girl&#13;
need not be student. Two roommates in&#13;
Parkside village, Call 552-8317.&#13;
TYPING: Done on IBM electric. Call Pat&#13;
at 654-0030, afte r 5.&#13;
2667 K'NDS °F TYP,NG Cal1 Nancy, 63',&#13;
SILVER-STRIPED racoon fur coat&#13;
Excellent condition. Like new. Size 12-16&#13;
Best offer. Call 634 3551. 5322 Wright Avenue&#13;
Racine.&#13;
NEED ANY typing done? Call Ginny at 637&#13;
7796.&#13;
Mustang Advertising is looking for&#13;
dependable salesmen to solicit ads for a desk&#13;
Pad to be distributed at UW-P The salesman&#13;
will receive a commission on gross sales. If&#13;
interested contact Ken Pestka, LLC D 194&#13;
•°r information.&#13;
RIDERS WANTED to share gas and ex&#13;
Penses to Arizona, '73 van leaving betweer&#13;
"17 and 12-21. Phone: 694-0171.&#13;
JOHN W. MERRICK, D.V.M.&#13;
announces the association of&#13;
JOHN WENTLAND, D.V.M.&#13;
and the opening of&#13;
PARKSIDE ANIMAL CLINIC&#13;
Villa Capri S hopping Center&#13;
North 22nd Ave. (Ohio St.) R acine&#13;
^ j 22 °av and Evenin9 Hours bv Appoin,ment&#13;
TAYLOR AVENUE LIQUOR&#13;
186S Taylor A ft., Racine W ise.&#13;
STORE HOURS: MON.-SAT. 10-9&#13;
SUN. 10-6&#13;
Phone 634-8063&#13;
Stuph! The theatrical group will perform in the Whiteskellar today&#13;
(Wed.) between 1 and 3 p.m. They call their collection of material for&#13;
the performance "Poop." Pictured left to right are Kris Simpson, Glen&#13;
Christensen, Bill Barke and John Tradeweli.&#13;
Movie review&#13;
Of war &amp; peace &amp;&#13;
a "White Christmas&#13;
starring Bing Crosby, Rosemary&#13;
Clooney, Vera Ellen, Danny&#13;
Kaye, Dean Jagger&#13;
If&#13;
Reviewed by Jane Schliesman&#13;
Ah yes, I'm dreaming of a&#13;
white Christmas, where retired&#13;
army generals have their Vermont&#13;
ski resorts salvaged by&#13;
travelling theatrics and a ton of&#13;
talcum powder which falls,&#13;
miraculously enough, on&#13;
Christmas Eve (that is, it falls on&#13;
Vermont on the night before&#13;
Christmas).&#13;
For some reason this 1950's&#13;
classic of maudlin, sentimental&#13;
drivel is shown on TV every year&#13;
at about this time, and for some&#13;
reason we all watch it and have&#13;
ever since we were old enough to&#13;
stop believing in Santa Claus and&#13;
start staying up past 7:30. And,&#13;
for some reason, most of u s even&#13;
enjoy it!&#13;
The title song is actually from&#13;
another seasonal extravaganza,&#13;
"Holiday Inn," (which starred&#13;
Crosby and Fred Astaire and&#13;
gave birth to a chain of motels&#13;
open year 'round). Irving Berlin&#13;
composed the score for both&#13;
movies.&#13;
"White Christmas" opens with&#13;
a Christmas Eve during World&#13;
War II, with the troops being&#13;
entertained by Captain Crosby.&#13;
The retiring general comes by to&#13;
say Merry Christmas and&#13;
farewell, the scene is subdued&#13;
and then the silent night is split&#13;
apart by mortar fire. Private&#13;
Kaye saves Captain Crosby's life,&#13;
the latter becomes indebted to&#13;
the former and the two team up&#13;
and go into "show biz." The stage&#13;
is set. Enter love interests, in the&#13;
form of two sisters of, naturally,&#13;
an old army buddy. Also,&#13;
naturally they're trying to make&#13;
it big in "show biz." Danny Kaye&#13;
falls hard but Crosby had to play&#13;
hard to get.&#13;
By a few questionable quirks&#13;
the felloes end up accompanying&#13;
the girls to their singing&#13;
engagement at a ski resort. Son&#13;
of a gun, their former commanding&#13;
officer who retired on&#13;
that Christmas Eve in the&#13;
trenches a few years back is the&#13;
owner-operator of said resort.&#13;
And he's in trouble because green&#13;
Decembers in Vermont don't go&#13;
over too well with skiers. So he's&#13;
trying to rejoin the army, which&#13;
thinks he's got to be kidding.&#13;
Our boys, who by now have a&#13;
whole troupe working for them,&#13;
decide to stage a Christmas show&#13;
at the resort and ex-Cap'n Crosby&#13;
manages to go on nation-wide TV&#13;
to urge all the former army&#13;
buddies to leave their families on&#13;
Christmas Eve and help make a&#13;
good time for the old man. Of&#13;
course, they do. Meanwhile, the&#13;
fires of love alternately wane and&#13;
roar and by the time Crosby&#13;
becomes Claus they're burning&#13;
strong. Fortunately for all, it's&#13;
snowing by the end of the movie&#13;
and everyone's dreams come&#13;
true.&#13;
The most dated thing about the&#13;
movie is the choreography, which&#13;
gets tedious at times. The most&#13;
impressive scene is the snow,&#13;
even though you know all along&#13;
it's coming. The movie seems to&#13;
wear well, but of course it's a&#13;
seasonal theme, and what is&#13;
Christmas if it isn't tradition?&#13;
UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN - PARKSIDE •HAWAIIAN HOLIDAY&#13;
&lt;3Cappiness is Hawaii&#13;
January 2 -10&#13;
Plus $20 Tax •.Service&#13;
Based on 3 to a Room&#13;
HURRY!&#13;
DEADLINE EXTENDED&#13;
LIMITED NUMBER&#13;
OF TRIP OPENINGS&#13;
STILL&#13;
AVAILABLE&#13;
Sign up today!&#13;
n CAMPUS TRAVEL CENTER&#13;
U LLC D197 $51-2294&#13;
12 THE PARKSI D E RANGER Wed n e s d a y , Dec. 12, 1973&#13;
Student Activities Bldg.&#13;
Friday, December 21 - Sunday, January 13, the Student Activities&#13;
Building will be closed except for scheduled events.&#13;
s°me fdius,men,s in ,he ori9inal week-end schedule have been made as a result of studies&#13;
ot building use and as a response to suggestions from students. The Student Activities&#13;
Building will be open during the regular school year according to the following schedule:&#13;
Mon Thurs.&#13;
Friday&#13;
Saturday&#13;
Sunday&#13;
9:00 a.m. • 1 1:00 p.m.&#13;
9:00 a.m. - 10:0 0 p.m. (night of no scheduled events)&#13;
9:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. (nights of films)&#13;
9:00 a.m. - 1 :00 a.m. (nights of dances)&#13;
Scheduled events only&#13;
Scheduled events only (6:30p.m. - 11:00p.m. nights of films)&#13;
photo by Brian Ross&#13;
Phy. Ed. Bldg.&#13;
Dec. 15 building open from 9:30-5&#13;
Dec. 16 building open from 2-10&#13;
Dec. 17 building open from 8:30-10&#13;
Dec. 18 same as above&#13;
Dec. 19 same as above&#13;
Dec. 20 same as above&#13;
Dec. 21 building open from 8:30-4&#13;
Dec. 22 Building closed&#13;
Dec. 23 Building closed&#13;
Dec. 24 Building closed&#13;
Dec. 26 building open 8:30-5&#13;
Dec. 27 same as above&#13;
Dec. 28 same as above&#13;
De&lt;^ 29 Building closed&#13;
Dec. 30 Building closed&#13;
Dec. 31 Building closed&#13;
Jan. 1 Building closed&#13;
Jan. 2 Building open from 8:30-5&#13;
. Jan. 3 same as above&#13;
Jan. 4 same as above&#13;
Jan. 5 Building Closed&#13;
Jan. 6 Building Closed&#13;
Please call the athletic office&#13;
for further information - 553-2245.&#13;
Semester break schedules&#13;
Cafeteria&#13;
Kenosha Campus Cafeteria will close December 21 at 1:30 p.m. and will reopen January 14.&#13;
Library Learning Center Cafeteria will close December 21 at 1:30 p.m. but will remain open&#13;
during the vacation period according to the following schedule:&#13;
Men's Wear&#13;
with a Flair&#13;
318 Main St.&#13;
Racine&#13;
Your Style&#13;
Store for&#13;
Christmas&#13;
Bookstore&#13;
Winter Recess December 22 January 6&#13;
Saturday 9:00 • 1 :00 Dec. 22&#13;
Sun. - Tues. Closed Dec. 23-25&#13;
Wed. - Thurs. 9:00 - 4:30 Dec. 26-27&#13;
Friday 9:00 - 1:00 Dec. 28&#13;
Sat. - Tues. Closed Dec. 29 - Jan. 1&#13;
Wed. - Thurs. 9:00 - 4:30 Jan. 2-3&#13;
Friday 9:00 - 1 :00 Jan. 4&#13;
Sat. - S un. Closed Jan. 5-6&#13;
Learning Center&#13;
December 22 Saturday CLOSED&#13;
Dec. 26-28 Wed.-Fri. 7:45 a.m. thru 4:30 p.m.&#13;
December 29 Saturday CLOSED&#13;
Jan. 2-4, 1974 Wed. - Fri. 7:45 a.m. thru 4:30 p.m.&#13;
January 5 Saturday CLOSED&#13;
Jan. 7-11 Mon. - Fri. 7:45 a.m. thru 4:30 p.m.&#13;
January 12 Saturday CLOSED&#13;
From January 14 the Learning Center will&#13;
continue its regular hours unless otherwise&#13;
notified.&#13;
LIBRARY HOURS&#13;
FINAL EXAM A ND VA CAT ION PE R IODS&#13;
SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY 1 FRIDAY 2.J&#13;
1:30 - 10:30&#13;
p.m. p.m.&#13;
1°J&#13;
7:1:5 - 10:30&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
A&#13;
7:1:5 - 10:30&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
id&#13;
7:1:5 - 10:30&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
ill&#13;
7:1*5 - 10:30&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
Ill | Last Day&#13;
of Classes&#13;
7:1*5 - 12 Midn.&#13;
a.m.&#13;
L5 | First Day&#13;
of Finals&#13;
9 - 5&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
161 Graduation&#13;
1:30 - 12 Midn.&#13;
p.m.&#13;
ilJ&#13;
7:1:5 - 12 Midn.&#13;
a.m.&#13;
ill&#13;
7:1:5 - 12 Midn.&#13;
a.m.&#13;
d&#13;
7:1:5 - 12 Midn.&#13;
a.m.&#13;
i°J&#13;
7:1*5 - 12 Midn.&#13;
a.m.&#13;
sJ&#13;
7:U5 - 10&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
22 | Last Day&#13;
of Finals&#13;
9 - 3&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
23]&#13;
CLOSED&#13;
2U |&#13;
CLOSED&#13;
?5 | Christmas&#13;
CLOSED&#13;
!£j&#13;
7:1:5 - 5&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
szj&#13;
7:1*5 - 5&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
d&#13;
7:1*5 - 5&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
d&#13;
CLOSED&#13;
3Ql&#13;
CLOSED&#13;
A&#13;
CLOSED&#13;
1 I New Years Day&#13;
CLOSED&#13;
3&#13;
7:L5 - 5&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
J&#13;
7:1*5-5&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
d&#13;
7: '*5 - 5&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
ii&#13;
CLOSED A&#13;
CLOSED&#13;
2]&#13;
7:1*5 - 5&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
8 1 Registration&#13;
Begins&#13;
7:U5 - 5 .&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
7:1*5 - 5&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
10J&#13;
7:1*5 - 5&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
d&#13;
7:1*5 - 5&#13;
a.m. p.m.&#13;
12j&#13;
CLOSED&#13;
BurgerChef&#13;
2/89* WITH COUPON&#13;
OFFER ENDS DEC. 16&#13;
REG. $1.20&#13;
VALUE&#13;
Skipper Treat&#13;
(Our Sp ecial Fi sh S andwich)&#13;
2/89* -r&#13;
(dj&#13;
, 8 1&#13;
' 1 W&#13;
1 V&#13;
1 \ 11&#13;
t 1 fi 1 A 1 V&#13;
1 1I 1 'J IB1i kJm&#13;
*Notonly&#13;
does God&#13;
have an&#13;
outtfaoeous&#13;
imagination,&#13;
but Joseph&#13;
-fell Tor ihat&#13;
W -stony I'/&#13;
Brief newt&#13;
Shuttle service will shut Hn«,n&#13;
January^On-SpS^ ^ through&#13;
ofsprfng SemesterS cla^ses.PUS W'" be®in on *^anuary H the first day&#13;
Commencement date explained&#13;
The change in the commencement date from Jan 6 t o Dec lfi was&#13;
determined with the following considerations in mind, according to&#13;
Campus Ceremonies Committee. Sunday is the preferred day for&#13;
ZkTh'eTn S" ^ Tk SChe,duleS °f b0th *raduates and their&#13;
it tn Ljf!" dat*&gt; over two weeks after the last final exams, was&#13;
felt to be so far into the winter break as to make it inconvenient to&#13;
reassemblei graduates and faculty. Being here on Jan. 6 would in&#13;
terfere with plans for vacations or travel during recess and also&#13;
would be difficult for graduates leaving tci take^bs dsewhere on&#13;
weekends ****' C' 3° a"d 23 b°th C°nfHct with major holiday&#13;
Dec. 16 is the date chosen at other UW campuses, where final&#13;
examinations are also still in progress. The final confirmation of the&#13;
date was made by the Regents, who are responsible for all calendar&#13;
decisions and for standardizing the calendars of the various campuses&#13;
to some degree.&#13;
The committee is aware of the possible conflict with Monday&#13;
examinations and hopeful that this will not prevent anyone from&#13;
participating.&#13;
Free film showing today&#13;
The film, "HARVEST OF SHAME" will be shown Wednesday Dec.&#13;
12, at 12:15 at the Red Room in LLC. The film is about the plight of the&#13;
migrant worker in our society. It is free and everyone is invited to&#13;
come. It is sponsored by Third World Organization.&#13;
Table tennis team sets series&#13;
The Parkside Table Tennis team under the direction of Omar Amin,&#13;
Assistant Professor of Life Science, has set up a series of matches with&#13;
the Racine YMCA.&#13;
All matches will by played on Sunday afternoons with the starting&#13;
time scheduled to be 2 p.m. The YMCA will host the first match of&#13;
the 1974 season on January 20. They will also play the host on March&#13;
17. Parkside will serve as the host at the Physical Education building&#13;
on February 17 and April 21.&#13;
Any Parkside student, faculty or staff member is invited to participate&#13;
in the practice sessions which are held Tuesday and Thursday&#13;
afternoons in the P.E. building.&#13;
For additional information contact Amin 2547 or Vic Godfrey 2245 at&#13;
the Office of Athletics.&#13;
Sigma pi&#13;
collects&#13;
toys for&#13;
Day Care&#13;
Center&#13;
Sigma pi Fraternity, who is&#13;
responsible for the seasonal&#13;
Christmas tree in the Library&#13;
Learning Center, is also sponsoring&#13;
the second annual TOY&#13;
DRIVE for the children at the&#13;
Day Care Center. Through the&#13;
month of December Toy&#13;
collection stations will be at the&#13;
following locations: the information&#13;
desk in the Library&#13;
Learning Center, inside the main&#13;
entrance to Greenquist Hall, the&#13;
corridor between the Library&#13;
Learning Center and Greenquist&#13;
Hall, inside the main entrance of&#13;
Tallent Hall, and also in the&#13;
Student Union and in the student&#13;
lounge on the Kenosha Campus.&#13;
Last year's Toy Drive was a&#13;
resounding success, according to&#13;
John Sacket this year's publicity&#13;
chair-person, and a repeat&#13;
performance is anxiously expected.&#13;
Sigma Pi also announced that&#13;
new officers were elected at the&#13;
last meeting of the fraternal&#13;
organization. They are:&#13;
President (Sage) -- Gary Meyer,&#13;
first Counselor - Barry Cross,&#13;
Second Counselor-Charles&#13;
Perroni, Third Counselor-Daniel&#13;
Duchesneau, Fourth Counselor~&#13;
£erry Evenson, and Herald-&#13;
Kichard Doby. These officers will&#13;
1974 P°SitionS until Apri1,&#13;
Hockey team to battle UW-M&#13;
On Friday Nov. 14 the RANGER Hockey Team will meet UWfor&#13;
halfpTcl after tZ"* *" ^ fa"S may 5kate&#13;
Wednesday, Dec. 12, 1973 THE PARKSIDE RANGER 13&#13;
More&#13;
poetry.&#13;
Census&#13;
Oopsl Enter at own r i . L.&#13;
havereaT'vlr 1". 'aS' we®k',stR,AN0E« "Exit at own risk" should&#13;
nave read enter at own risk." Jelco Bus company has requested that&#13;
by" either S 811 bUS&lt;!S ^ fr°n' d°°r °nly' but they may stiU leave&#13;
First homecoming tef for Fehnmry&#13;
The fraternities and sorority on campus are now planning&#13;
I arkside s first homecoming for next February 8, 9, 10. This "informal"&#13;
homecoming will center around the Grand Valley State vs.&#13;
I arkside Basketball Game on Saturday, February 9th. It will also&#13;
feature the Mission Mountain Band on Friday night, the Parkside&#13;
Stage Band on Saturday night and a University Open House on Sunday.&#13;
Homecoming tickets will be sold for a nominal price. Any student&#13;
or organization that has ideas or would like to help make the&#13;
homecoming a success should contact Delta Gamma Phi Sorority at&#13;
552-8472.&#13;
Film Society slates Boaart film&#13;
"The Big Sleep," a 1946 detective thriller starring Humphrey Bogart&#13;
and Lauren Bacall, will be screened by the Parkside Film Society at&#13;
7:30 p.m. on Wednesday, Dec. 12, in Room 103 Greenquist Hall. The&#13;
film is open to the public. There is a 75-cent admission charge.&#13;
Based on a novel by Raymond Chandler, the screen play by William&#13;
Faulkner and Leigh Brackett deals with a private detective, played by&#13;
Bogart, hired to protect the daughters of a decadent millionaire from&#13;
blackmail. Bacall plays one of the daughters.&#13;
(A note for nostalgia buffs: in a 1946 review of the film, Bosley&#13;
Crowther of the New York Times, commented that Director Howard&#13;
Hawkes "kept the action racy and raw," that the story "has not a very&#13;
high moral tone and that "students of under-world minutiae will find&#13;
plenty of it here.")&#13;
Soda to suffer inflation&#13;
Effective at the end of the semester the price of a can of soda in the&#13;
vending machines will be increased to 25 cents. The higher price is due&#13;
r C0St? T shlPPmg a°d handling. Director of Student Life&#13;
Bill Niebuhr said that the soda dispensed in cups will remain at 15&#13;
cents and ounce for ounce is a better buy."&#13;
outside the inn,&#13;
gazing out the empty stable,&#13;
the stars,&#13;
all,&#13;
just speckled sequins,&#13;
small like those i begged beneath&#13;
in Pharoah's Egypt.&#13;
and me,&#13;
lonesome for the ruddy,&#13;
muddy Nile,&#13;
and me,&#13;
hungry for hoarfrost&#13;
in the Bethlehem ghetto,&#13;
and me,&#13;
swaddled in rags,&#13;
knotting the cold straw&#13;
in my tired fingers.&#13;
-Michael Guard&#13;
Racine Sophomore&#13;
Editor's note: A poem titled&#13;
"Two Rocks" by Michael Guard&#13;
has been selected for inclusion in&#13;
the Annual Anthology of College&#13;
Poetry. It was chosen from&#13;
among thousands of manuscripts&#13;
submitted by college students&#13;
from across the country.&#13;
The etchings of charcoal&#13;
the scratches of paint,&#13;
against the background grey,&#13;
seem ill-defined and faint.&#13;
Yet these shadows&#13;
so f aded, so worn&#13;
are looking to be deepened&#13;
in the gold of early morn.&#13;
In this way, so like lovethat&#13;
ill-defined, shadowed grey&#13;
becomes so golden and real&#13;
when seen on this new day.&#13;
-—Steven Louis Hansen&#13;
Racine Senior&#13;
Ok, uie use&#13;
•Plight pattern&#13;
No.^25. Fly due&#13;
South east.&#13;
Remember&#13;
your linesf&#13;
Oh, yes.&#13;
•Sopranos —&#13;
hold the high&#13;
E,on I&gt;eus;&#13;
SISTERSWE&#13;
HAVE HEED OF&#13;
EACH OTHER AND 1J3VE&#13;
°NE ANOTHER.&#13;
OUR TIME HAS COHE.&#13;
WE W ILL FLY INTO&#13;
BEING- FREER&#13;
SPIRITS AT LAST.&#13;
UNAFRAID. UNASHAMED.&#13;
REVELING COMPLETELY&#13;
IN JOY, TEAPS&#13;
AND&#13;
IDVE.&#13;
AND&#13;
WE W ILL BE ONE&#13;
IN THE SISTERHOOD&#13;
OF WOMAN.&#13;
-Denise Anastasio&#13;
Racine Senior&#13;
• PAPA B URGER&#13;
• TEEN BURGER&#13;
• MAMA B URGER&#13;
• BABY B URGER&#13;
"OPEN YEAR AROUND1&#13;
^ CARRY-OUTS&#13;
CALL AHEAD - YOUR ORDER WILL BE READY&#13;
Tubs of Chicken - Fish&#13;
and Shrimp&#13;
FREE G ALLON O F R OOT B EER&#13;
WITH *5 ORDER&#13;
'2 MILE NORTH OF&#13;
MIDCITY THEATER&#13;
ON SHERIDAN ROAD&#13;
w&#13;
r&#13;
it&#13;
H i .H I&#13;
552-8404&#13;
A &amp; W ROOT BEER DRIVE-IN&#13;
Sheridan Rd. (Hy. 32) North&#13;
Kenosha&#13;
Hours Sun - Thrs. 11-7&#13;
Fri.&amp;Sat. 11 to 11&#13;
START THE SEMESTER&#13;
OUT RIGHT&#13;
SE88M&#13;
Electronic s lide rule&#13;
, •: a—w-iv with a memory&#13;
wmuill s&#13;
PARKSIDE&#13;
UNIVERSITY&#13;
BOOKSTORE&#13;
The works represented here are only a few of the sculptures now on display at the Kenosha Campus.&#13;
These student works were done in the Three Dimensional course of professor John Murphy.&#13;
Professor Moishe Smith instills&#13;
a humanistic approach in the art&#13;
of his printmaking students.&#13;
These representative works from&#13;
Smith's class can be seen in D-140&#13;
of the Comm. Arts Building.&#13;
photos by Ken Pestka&#13;
Cagers&#13;
to face&#13;
Green Bay&#13;
by Neal Sautner&#13;
*After the Ranger cagers' first&#13;
few loss es, they look forward to&#13;
rebounding back for win No 2,&#13;
against UW-Green Bay. During&#13;
pre-season, this year's Green&#13;
gay squad has been ranked as&#13;
high as 13th in the state and 4th or&#13;
5th in the district.&#13;
Commenting on Gary Cole's&#13;
condition, Coach Stephens said,&#13;
"Gary might be playing Green&#13;
Bay, depending on if the doctor&#13;
ok's it. If he thinks that might be&#13;
rushing it, he should be ready for&#13;
the following game against&#13;
Whitewater."&#13;
In the first contest ever against&#13;
Green Bay, Stephens recalls a&#13;
close game. "We lost to them by&#13;
one point with one minute and&#13;
thirty seconds to go." Then he&#13;
added that Green Bay always&#13;
seems to "luck out," and we&#13;
always seem to have someone&#13;
injured." When talking about last&#13;
years contest, he pointed out that&#13;
"we led most of the way," but lost&#13;
to them.&#13;
In concluding the interview,&#13;
Stephens said, "This game&#13;
should be a good defensive battle,&#13;
and we hope Cole is back."&#13;
Phy. Ed. Bldg. Schedule&#13;
WGym opeiC^rtrecr«tionB":30,b''-,20aonlV°n''ht bui,(,'n9 wi" dose at 4:00 p.m.&#13;
Pool open 12:00 noon - 1 :00 p.m. only&#13;
Handball courts open 8:30 a.m. 4:00 p.m. only.&#13;
Handball courts open 8:30 a.m. to 10:00 p.m.&#13;
F Pooropen^]':(W^.^"^OcTplm8'1 C0Ur'sopen 8:3°a.m. to 10:00 p.m.&#13;
Gym open for recreatioiratTsoI'm ^Tothio'on 9Vm W'" C'°Se ^ 12:00 "00n tiM 3:00 pm'&#13;
Handball courts open 9:30 a.m. 4:00 p m&#13;
Pool open 12:00 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.&#13;
TUESDAY: Dec. 18th - Same as above, Monday schedule.&#13;
Hockey team splits pair&#13;
whftSlFridai'the ?anger Hockey Team skated off to a good start in&#13;
what seemed an almost certain victory for the loss-prone Rangers,&#13;
e Rangers 3-1 lead was short-lived, for the hard hitting of St. Norbert&#13;
College whittled down the score and finally overpowered the&#13;
Rangers 5-4.&#13;
Sunday's game against Illinois State seemed to be more of a seesaw&#13;
battle. The Rangers rally in the end, consisting of Jerry Madala's first&#13;
hat triqk, insured the win, making the score 5-2. The pucksters won the&#13;
game despite conflicting viewpoints between players, thus making&#13;
their season record 1-4.&#13;
&gt;/&#13;
Wednesday, Dec. 12, 1973 THE PARKSIDE RANGER 15&#13;
FREE DELIVERY&#13;
4437 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha,&#13;
Wisconsin Phone 654-0774&#13;
CONDOMINIUMS&#13;
READY FOR IMMEDIATE OCCUPANCY&#13;
ONE BEDROOM RANCH STYLE $19,500 to $23,000&#13;
TWO BEDROOM RANCH STYLE $24,500 to $27,000&#13;
TWO BEDROOM TOWNHOUSE $31,000&#13;
THREE BEDROOM TOWNHOUSE $32,000 to $34,000&#13;
Prices include • Air conditioning • Luxurious carpeting • Electric range and sell cleaning oven&#13;
• Fiost free refrigerator •Dishwasher • Food waste disposal •Central FM. TV antenna&#13;
• Country clubhouse, with sauna "And many othci design and convenience features.&#13;
SEE OUR DECORATOR FURNISHED MODELS&#13;
OF EACH HOME TYPE THIS WEEKEND 1 TO 6&#13;
For more information&#13;
Models also open weekdays 1 t o 8 PHONE 1—552-9339&#13;
Or bv personal showing at your convenience PARKSIDE REALTY INC.&#13;
Developed and Budr hy U S General. Inc&#13;
Bill Sobanski scored 17 poi nts in Parkside's game vs. Illinois Institute&#13;
of Technology.&#13;
Ranger netmen&#13;
beat Illinois Tech.&#13;
I he Parkside cagers finally came out on the winning end, as they&#13;
captured consolation honors in the Missouri-St. Louis Tourney last&#13;
weekend Parkside beat Illinois Institute of Technology by a narrow&#13;
margin, 64-63. J 3 I,C"IUW&#13;
The Ranger five, who have lost their first three games to very tough&#13;
teams-Whitewater Drake, and St. Louis-combined the hot shS&#13;
of scoring leaders Bill Sobanski and Chuck Chambliss, who had 17 and&#13;
16 poi nts respectively.&#13;
Wrestlers capture 2nd place&#13;
The Parkside wrestling team captured second place in the&#13;
Whitewater Warhawk Invitational wrestling tourney last weekend,&#13;
and came home with three champions to show for it.&#13;
Ken Martin, Bill West, and Randy Scarda all were victorious&#13;
overall, and all are still undefeated in this early season. At the end of&#13;
the tourney, Ken Martin was voted by the coaches as "The Most&#13;
Valuable Wrestler," and Randy Scarda was awarded for having the&#13;
most pins in the tourney. Randy pinned his first three opponents.&#13;
"We lost a few matches we should have won, still we had the&#13;
strength to take second among some outstanding teams," was the&#13;
comment given by Coach Jim Koch as he summed up his team's&#13;
performance.&#13;
This was the last competition as a team for the grapplers until&#13;
second semester. Ken Martin and Bill West, however, will compete in&#13;
the prestigious Midlands Wrestling Tourney which will take place on&#13;
Dec. 21-22, a t Northwestern University.&#13;
American State Bank&#13;
Free Checking Accounts&#13;
for College Students&#13;
3928 60th St. Phone 658-2582&#13;
Member F.D.I.C.&#13;
for&#13;
Parkside&#13;
Hockey Fans&#13;
who attend the&#13;
Parkside vs. UW-Milwaukee game&#13;
Friday, Dec. 14th —6:00p.m.-8:00p.m.&#13;
Can public skate from 8:15 to&#13;
10:15 p.m. at ONE-HALF PRICE following the&#13;
game&#13;
Ice Arena&#13;
7727 60th Ave. # Kenosha, Wis. 53141&#13;
Phone 694 1801&#13;
D$ Vmf M Special [Pipe&#13;
x'or j^| Speclol [Per/on, 3top Down&#13;
©© jFJutoy&#13;
Middle Size No. 10&#13;
BeanBag&#13;
Chair :»!&#13;
m:&#13;
1. Draw an accurate sketch&#13;
2. Specify color.&#13;
3. Allow 5 days for delivery.&#13;
4. Estimate price (if you can't - ask us)&#13;
SO/Lm1%\ 9Wi5th c&lt; oupon&#13;
Finest Selection of:&#13;
• Leather Goods ( Purses Belts Buckles )&#13;
Water&#13;
Mattress&#13;
•Custom Jewelry • Water Beds&#13;
•Tapes •Records *Pipes *Papers&#13;
•All Other Vital Life Necessities&#13;
.»•**&#13;
1Q95&#13;
with c&lt;&#13;
/ ... •. ••y-yjA?&#13;
" ® -P mmmm. mm -1 i - w? m m.&#13;
Two Person Bean Bag&#13;
-Mr -!L'&#13;
\" "V jio ;W&#13;
5010 7&#13;
Love&#13;
/.&#13;
'&lt;tw "Kenosha, Wisconsin&#13;
Seat V.V.h&#13;
#QA95 a with c&#13;
•*"""'&#13;
*'S Phone 654-3578&#13;
coupon&#13;
mm J</text>
          </elementText>
        </elementTextContainer>
      </element>
    </elementContainer>
  </itemType>
  <elementSetContainer>
    <elementSet elementSetId="1">
      <name>Dublin Core</name>
      <description>The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/.</description>
      <elementContainer>
        <element elementId="50">
          <name>Title</name>
          <description>A name given to the resource</description>
          <elementTextContainer>
            <elementText elementTextId="64428">
              <text>The Parkside Ranger, Volume 2, issue 15, December 12, 1973</text>
            </elementText>
          </elementTextContainer>
        </element>
        <element elementId="41">
          <name>Description</name>
          <description>An account of the resource</description>
          <elementTextContainer>
            <elementText elementTextId="64429">
              <text>Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis.</text>
            </elementText>
          </elementTextContainer>
        </element>
        <element elementId="40">
          <name>Date</name>
          <description>A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource</description>
          <elementTextContainer>
            <elementText elementTextId="64430">
              <text>1973-12-12</text>
            </elementText>
          </elementTextContainer>
        </element>
        <element elementId="42">
          <name>Format</name>
          <description>The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource</description>
          <elementTextContainer>
            <elementText elementTextId="64432">
              <text>Newspaper</text>
            </elementText>
          </elementTextContainer>
        </element>
        <element elementId="44">
          <name>Language</name>
          <description>A language of the resource</description>
          <elementTextContainer>
            <elementText elementTextId="64433">
              <text>English</text>
            </elementText>
          </elementTextContainer>
        </element>
        <element elementId="38">
          <name>Coverage</name>
          <description>The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant</description>
          <elementTextContainer>
            <elementText elementTextId="64434">
              <text>Kenosha, Wisconsin</text>
            </elementText>
          </elementTextContainer>
        </element>
        <element elementId="51">
          <name>Type</name>
          <description>The nature or genre of the resource</description>
          <elementTextContainer>
            <elementText elementTextId="64435">
              <text>Text</text>
            </elementText>
          </elementTextContainer>
        </element>
        <element elementId="45">
          <name>Publisher</name>
          <description>An entity responsible for making the resource available</description>
          <elementTextContainer>
            <elementText elementTextId="64436">
              <text>University of Wisconsin-Parkside</text>
            </elementText>
          </elementTextContainer>
        </element>
        <element elementId="47">
          <name>Rights</name>
          <description>Information about rights held in and over the resource</description>
          <elementTextContainer>
            <elementText elementTextId="64437">
              <text>The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System</text>
            </elementText>
          </elementTextContainer>
        </element>
      </elementContainer>
    </elementSet>
  </elementSetContainer>
  <tagContainer>
    <tag tagId="62">
      <name>transportation</name>
    </tag>
    <tag tagId="697">
      <name>wassail bowl</name>
    </tag>
  </tagContainer>
</item>
